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This
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is
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a headgum
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original.
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You're already started. You're already
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late. We don't do like
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a countdown or anything. The
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countdown was on the screen. The
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countdown was on the screen with
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your old mother Hubbard wrap around
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your head. Little Miss Muffet. I'm
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cold. You're cold, bitch. I'm cold.
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I'm cold. I'm cold. Are you
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afraid of the dark episode? I
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can't believe you know that episode.
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You know who doesn't know that
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episode? Who doesn't know that episode?
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Every single cast member? Uh-oh, I'm
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a big man. Every single cast
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member of Draghi season 17
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does not know what we're talking
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about. Do you think they know that
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I'm cold? Hey! Hey! You're listening
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to Dragher? No, no, no, no,
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no. No. Oh, hi, everyone. We didn't
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see you there. Sorry, we're just
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skicking. We're just looking for
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a third. Okay, what what third
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are we looking for? We're looking
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for, well these washed up comedians.
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What's our type? What's our type?
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I'm looking for a dry, fresh
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voice to join us in the
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only drag race podcast that ever
1:33
existed. That's right. Welcome to drag
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her honey. And we ready to
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drag some of these girls. This
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is a great season. This is
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the best episode of the season
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for sure, right? Oh, you're calling
1:46
it now? Well, I just mean
1:48
so far, thus so far. Okay,
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thus so far. Yeah, I just... The
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safari, thus safari, Christow.
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Thus safari, Christow, the
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winner of charm school.
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And that's another reference. No
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one knows. That they don't
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get. Okay, quick washed up comedian
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report. We just did our bad
2:09
drag race show last night and
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you have to, everyone come to
2:13
the March 1st finale. It's going
2:16
to be fucking crazy. You must.
2:18
You must. How tired are you?
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Oh. And listen, if you're like,
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and girl, listen, if you're like,
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oh my God, what happened at
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the bad drag race last night.
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Simply go to bad drag
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race on Instagram and just just
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gag over the stories honey There's
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so much and go to dynasty
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dot TV where you can get
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the live stream You can get
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the whole show the pre-show you
2:44
get all of the backstage T
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on what happened at bad drag
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race. They do such an amazing
2:50
job producing and turning it into
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like an episode of watchable TV
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dare I say it's I know they're
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launching into the streaming service
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industry and we're happy for
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them, we're proud of them,
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so congratulations. It's so kind
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of- Because we do nothing,
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we do the same stupid
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bullshit we always do and
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they turn it into something
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viewable and rewatchable online. We
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love them. We love that.
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Truly, we love you. And we
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love season 17. Not too.
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Don't be fake. Okay. Don't
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be fake. It's giving, it's
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giving, it's giving Joela's emotional
3:30
breakdown fake. It's giving, it's
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not real. And I'm not gonna
3:35
be told it's real. But
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back in LA, I'm an icon.
3:39
Yeah, yeah, that is the thing
3:41
you're wearing on your head right
3:44
now is the iconic kind of
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look. We have to talk about
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the queen of the season Joela
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Perry. She's
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a star to me. She is
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the star of she's giving us
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old school iconic drag race She's
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like the perfect mix of
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just, the confessionals are so
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funny. I love the way
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she talks. It's so like,
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she does, she does a
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lot of this. This woman.
4:14
Which is so fun. And
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she has the drag delusion
4:18
on point. That drag delusion
4:21
is severe. Who's the last
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queen that was this delusional?
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Elissa Edwards. season
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five. Oh my God, wow,
4:30
you're good. Yeah, it's amazing.
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The fact she's like, everyone
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knows, I'm just, I'm upsetting
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the girls in LA because
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everyone knows my, I'm gorgeous
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and unbelievable and my looks
4:44
are iconic and when people
4:47
see me, they think of
4:49
the richest woman they've ever
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seen and I guess like,
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that's never been true. I've
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seen her twice. I'll say
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this, we will say we
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are both. Crunchy Raggedy As
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Bitches from Los Angeles and
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we as Raggedy As Bitches
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from Los Angeles look at
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Joella Perry as a what
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peer? What an insult! Oh
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my god! What an insult
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with you! She's a
5:20
co-worker. That is awful news for
5:22
her. She is what? She is
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what? A contemporary. And that is
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awful news for her. That is.
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Terrible news. We are disgusting. And
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again, I've seen her perform twice.
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All she was wearing was a
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body suit. And I want to
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say a body suit that went
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up her ass and slipped off
5:43
of her padding. So I'm like,
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you're not known for unbelievable looks.
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Don't lie. Don't lie. You're a
5:49
great performer. Listen. We love you.
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We love you so much. We
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love you. And you know what?
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We don't want you to change
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at all. TV. Stay delusional, honey.
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Stay delusional. Stay. Oh my God,
6:03
the way she read Acacia was
6:05
so funny at the beginning of
6:07
the episode when she says, she
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can't be. And then Acacia goes,
6:12
huh, tea, wait a second. Wait
6:14
a second. It's so, that is,
6:16
that moment will probably be my
6:19
favorite moment. The fact that the
6:21
editors caught that. Wait. What wait
6:23
what? What? To the editors for
6:25
catching that? Because I was like
6:28
that was a tiny moment. Honestly.
6:30
Oh my god. It was so
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funny the LA girls the LA
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this is our LA representation motto.
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I love them. I love them.
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I love them. I mean I
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think they're I think it is
6:43
interesting that like Yeah, I like
6:46
it because how would you let
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me ask you this how would
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you describe L? Okay. Well, I
6:52
think Like what's a love? What's
6:55
too big to really encapsulate? To
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be honest? Okay, pageant answer? Okay,
6:59
we have too many kinds of
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drag. Wio drag is gymnast, twink,
7:04
I'm talking. Can I talk? But
7:06
can I talk? Can you tell
7:08
the truth? Wio is pageant gymnast,
7:10
gorgeous woman drag. East-side downtown precinct
7:13
is crunchy, hairy funny drag. I
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mean, and I feel like those
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are the two major worlds. I'm
7:19
kind of boiling it down, but
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it's like, what about the valley?
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Where do you watch Dragon the
7:26
Valley? Quickly, quickly, where do you
7:28
watch Dragon the Valley? Oh, you,
7:31
you ain't never heard of, um,
7:33
are you googling right now? What
7:35
are you doing? You're so bullish.
7:37
You ain't heard of a movie.
7:40
You are so dumb. I know
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you. Every Tuesday at 3.30 to
7:44
3.45. It is the best drag
7:46
show in the San Fernando Valley.
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You know what's funny? One time
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we tried to go to a
7:53
drag show, I was with Betsy
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and we were in Canada, we
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were in Calgary and we tried
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to go to a drag. show
8:02
and we I accidentally took her
8:04
to a bathhouse. There's supposed to
8:07
be a drag show here, but
8:09
of course they were like, do
8:11
you want a locker or a
8:13
room? And we're like, oh, we
8:16
don't need either. And they're like,
8:18
okay. And we noticed like the
8:20
bathroom had no doors and we
8:22
were like, oh, we're in a
8:25
bathhouse. We didn't understand where we
8:27
were in a bathhouse. It was
8:29
pretty amazing. L-O-L. What do we
8:31
want to say about this? Okay,
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okay, coming into this episode, Mona
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Lisa, Hormona Lisa has stayed, they're
8:38
mad. Who's Mona Lisa? Mona Lisa,
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smile, no, these girls are frowning
8:43
because... Oh my god, these girls
8:45
are fighting her. Why do they
8:47
hate Hormona so much? She's rubbing
8:49
the girls the wrong way. She's,
8:52
she does this thing that's like...
8:54
The southern thing which is she
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will say it in a nice
8:58
way But what she says is
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I don't want to say this,
9:03
but I'm gonna it really is
9:05
reminiscent of an Elliot the vibe
9:07
is Elliot with two teas like
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like I'm not saying she's Ellie
9:12
I'm I would never say that
9:14
about someone else, but the vibe
9:16
is there isn't it? Wait, the
9:19
vibe Hormona Lisa has a little
9:21
bit of you're saying you're comp
9:23
you're comparing Hormona Lisa I
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see. The vibe is a little
9:28
that in terms of like, the
9:30
vibe is that where they're like,
9:32
there's a little bit. Yes, there's
9:35
something a little wrong. She's rubbing
9:37
the girls the wrong way. And
9:39
we're not seeing that. Like, as
9:41
an audience member, I'm still trying
9:43
to connect the dots a little
9:46
bit. But having said that, Corey
9:48
King is not a nice person.
9:50
So like, like, there's sort of
9:52
a narrative that like. She is
9:54
the she's like the the moral
9:57
guide? And it's like, well, I
9:59
think you're being mean too. So
10:01
like, what's the truth? Yes. Well,
10:03
who is right now this season,
10:05
who's giving, who's giving confessional tea?
10:07
Who's a confessional? Lexi is taking
10:10
it immediately. Who else? Anya is
10:12
edging in there. Yes, true. I
10:14
will also add jewel sparkles to
10:16
the mix because I do think.
10:18
that they sort of looked to
10:21
her as like, okay, you tell
10:23
us what's going on. She is
10:25
a really interesting character this season.
10:27
Like I am like, like I
10:29
am a little bit annoyed, but
10:31
I am also like living for
10:34
her too. Okay, speak on the
10:36
annoying. So should we talk about
10:38
the shared fabric gate or should
10:40
we like, that's its own whole
10:42
thing? Okay, let's talk about shared
10:45
fabric because I think it's, there's
10:47
something to that speaks to that
10:49
speaks to her character, right? Okay,
10:51
what's it? Are you, are you
10:53
team Jules or team Anya? I
10:56
have a hard answer. Overwhelming. I
10:58
am hard. Team Anya. Absolutely. This
11:00
is a competition. This is a
11:02
competition for me. And when Anya
11:04
said, you're over there rooshing, you
11:06
know what the fuck rooshing is.
11:09
We are sharing these items. I
11:11
understand that you said you called
11:13
Dibs on them, but guess what?
11:15
There's a competition. I need this,
11:17
bitch. And even when they were
11:20
referencing. Were they referencing precious? Where
11:22
they were like, I need this?
11:24
In like untucked, she was like,
11:26
I don't know. But anyway, I
11:28
related to Anya being like, I'm
11:31
not gonna sit here and give
11:33
you everything when you're already very
11:35
adept at this challenge. I'm not
11:37
gonna do that. I'm not gonna
11:39
ask for permission. I'm gonna ask
11:41
for forgiveness later. I don't think
11:44
she was asking. I don't think
11:46
so either. I think she was
11:48
like, fuck you, fuck you, I'm
11:50
gonna do on you. What team
11:52
are you? You know, I gotta
11:55
say I do love Anya, you
11:57
know Anya is one of my
11:59
favorite. is amazing. I love her,
12:01
I relate to her, but I
12:03
am team. Whoa! Team Jules Sparkle,
12:06
sorry to say, I do think,
12:08
I'm sorry to say, but this
12:10
is like you said, a competition
12:12
and she did nab those and
12:14
also Anya asked, are you using
12:16
them? Jules said yes, under the
12:19
context that they were for me.
12:21
So when. Anya took it without
12:23
asking her again. I was like,
12:25
okay, this is a little, a
12:27
little mess. You know what I
12:30
mean? You know what I mean?
12:32
You behave like your team Anya.
12:34
Like, you do, you are the
12:36
kind of girl who is going
12:38
to make a team Anya move.
12:40
You're like, well, that's cute, but
12:43
I'm gonna do this thing that's
12:45
going to gag the girls and
12:47
serve me. Absolutely, but I'm going
12:49
to say this, you react like
12:51
team dual sparkles. That's true. That
12:54
is 100% true, clocked. So explain
12:56
that to me. I can't clock
12:58
that T because you already clocked
13:00
it. It's been clocked to me.
13:02
It was giving what it got
13:05
and you just gave me what
13:07
I was trying to get. Got
13:09
it? We're so full of shit.
13:11
We are both full of shit.
13:13
I am so full of shit.
13:15
I don't know. I, I, I,
13:18
I, girl, let's be real. Your
13:20
team Jewels sparkles. I'm team Anya.
13:22
Let's like call us fate. Let's
13:24
be real. Like we're just, we're
13:26
so, we're projecting our trauma so
13:29
obviously. We're like, we want to
13:31
be this team. Because we're liars.
13:33
Because we're big fat liars, honey.
13:35
Well, you know what? I'm so
13:37
thankful that you, my sister, can
13:40
keep me honest. You better keep
13:42
me honest. You better keep me
13:44
honest. You better tell me the
13:46
truth. Okay, I mean, I guess
13:48
at the end of the day,
13:50
I'm full of shit because I'm
13:53
here for Team Anya. Arisma taking
13:55
her to the top. I'm here
13:57
for rue. Do you agree? Do
13:59
you agree with yes? I probably
14:01
would have given her the win
14:04
Certainly Aria Arietti or another the
14:06
win not too much. On you're
14:08
the win. Yep. I would have
14:10
given it to Arietti or on
14:12
you. Who would you have given
14:15
it to? Not too much. No,
14:17
the right winner. No, you're crazy.
14:19
The right winner wrong. The bitch.
14:21
No, no. I didn't like it
14:23
You just don't know exactly of
14:25
course not she's a she's a
14:28
twink but you cannot tell me
14:30
you cannot tell me that is
14:32
not the most beautiful guy I
14:34
can tell you that that she
14:36
is a twink generated by AI
14:39
and she lies the dress was
14:41
nothing I've I've seen that dress
14:43
before literally Trinity the tuck has
14:45
worn that dress I'm like we've
14:47
seen that and the hat as
14:49
big as it should have been
14:52
if the hat was gigantic I
14:54
would have gagged, but it was
14:56
not. It was completely normal-sized. Like...
14:58
And what about Arietti? Were you
15:00
living for? Arietti was classic clean,
15:03
gorgeous. And the... I'll say this,
15:05
I think the wig was doing
15:07
a lot of work for Arietti.
15:09
Not to say the dress wasn't
15:11
gaggy, because it certainly was, but
15:14
I think the wig was doing
15:16
a lot of work for that
15:18
outfit. I think you're right. I
15:21
would say Sam Star number one,
15:23
I would say on your nerve
15:26
number two, and I would put
15:28
Arietti number. Wow, well we should
15:30
fight about this, we should chirp
15:33
and burp the looks, huh? Okay,
15:35
well first... Let's take a break.
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It's okay. I'm not mad. I'm
19:00
not mad, Mac. Are you... Okay?
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Just do better. Do better. And
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Mac, I wanted a cold brew,
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you don't know the difference, I
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can't teach you. Yeah,
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yeah, hey, don't get bitter, get
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better, just get better. Okay, my
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computer's dying, so I need to,
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oh, find pick. What is going
19:22
on? Do you remember how all
19:24
these looks are? If I just
19:27
say what they are? Okay, let's
19:29
talk about them. I don't know
19:31
the order. Do you know the
19:33
order that they came out in?
19:35
Because bitch the fuck, I do
19:38
know that lucky sources first. Lucky
19:40
Stars, yes, giving that, again, it
19:42
was kind of Marie Antoinette. Let's
19:44
talk about the Lucky Stars. Let's
19:46
give, oh my God. So she
19:48
was like, I'm gonna give woman,
19:51
I'm gonna give orange hair. Which,
19:53
I was like, I'm so sad.
19:55
She's going, this is way too
19:57
early to make this kind of
19:59
move. Well, she was saying. she's
20:02
like I'm a crafty queen I
20:04
don't work with garments like this
20:06
I don't work with fabrics I'm
20:08
not that kind of girl and
20:10
I just immediately fell for her
20:12
but I was also like girl
20:15
can't you like look at like
20:17
fabrics as a sort of like
20:19
unconventional material like you you could
20:21
you really could have made this
20:23
work the chop in modern history
20:26
like It's it's the most unfair
20:28
pork chop, but I'm not mad
20:30
at the I'm like it's it
20:32
is her fault. She is the
20:34
reason why she's in the bottom.
20:36
I'm so sad. And she unfortunately
20:39
could not she wasn't able to
20:41
save herself. The fact that Lana
20:43
Juret and Corey King were like,
20:45
please God, literally God. get rid
20:47
of this cut named Joela Perry.
20:50
Like they were like praying, it's
20:52
gonna be amazing TV. Yeah, they
20:54
said Karma, Karma is a bitch.
20:56
They should have known better. They
20:58
were quoting Joe Jose. They were
21:01
quoting, but Joe Jose where the
21:03
creator of gay pop music did
21:05
not come through. She did not,
21:07
she did not hear their calls.
21:09
The patron saint of gay pop
21:11
did not hear them. The badass
21:14
bitch who's so messy she's gonna
21:16
have an ex on the podcast.
21:18
Let's get messy. Um, yeah, okay,
21:20
it's a burp, poor thing. It
21:22
was not awful, but it just
21:25
was not pretty either. Why was
21:27
she giving me season five? Oh
21:29
my God, it really was that.
21:31
It really, the mug was a
21:33
little Monica Beverly Hills, which that's
21:35
not a problem. It was. And
21:38
I didn't even hate the silhouette
21:40
that much. It just seemed such
21:42
like, it just seemed so. incomplete
21:44
or haphazard compared to everything else.
21:46
Yeah, and I think you're, you're
21:49
right, and I think it was
21:51
a little marine and to a
21:53
vanish. And we know from the
21:55
second, first episode, second episode, they
21:57
said, we don't like this anymore.
21:59
We all of a sudden hate
22:02
hate. Hate, hate. What are you
22:04
going to do? Okay bitch, okay,
22:06
what about, okay, I'm just going
22:08
in a random order. On your
22:10
nerves, big, green, nephratici, yeah. I
22:13
can love it. I do love
22:15
it. I think it is a
22:17
little simple and I think the
22:19
embellishments set a lot of work,
22:21
but you know what did do
22:23
the most work? Herk? Are performance.
22:26
That's what I'm saying. And I'm
22:28
like, if you haven't sewn before,
22:30
if it is a tube dress,
22:32
Bich, you sold it. Like, you
22:34
did the thing. I think it's
22:37
gorgeous. I think she's so smart.
22:39
I'm living for her talking heads.
22:41
I'm living for her fighting spirit.
22:43
I love that the girls are
22:45
bothered about her. And I just
22:47
love it. I'm a little nervous.
22:50
I'm a little nervous that she's
22:52
coming at a little bit defensive
22:54
a lot because, you know, she
22:56
does say, I don't have friends
22:58
where I'm from. And... Like, I
23:01
feel like she's coming in with
23:03
something to prove, which I was
23:05
like, I just want to be
23:07
like, Anya, relax. Just relax. You
23:09
can make friends out of this.
23:12
It's okay. No one's like really
23:14
coming at you except for the
23:16
hot model girls. It's okay. So
23:18
I just want her to relax.
23:20
I want her journey not to
23:22
be fighting all the time, because
23:25
that's just like really exhausting. That's
23:27
true. No, she keeps being like,
23:29
you're related. God, I like, I
23:31
think we're related. Like, you're my
23:33
sister, right? Yep. I know you
23:36
from some, I recognize you, that
23:38
bitch, you said the same thing
23:40
to Sam. I know, and guess
23:42
what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess
23:44
what? Guess what? And that's coming
23:46
from who? Miss Baba Black sheep
23:49
over here, have you any wool.
23:54
Neither do I. You've never been
23:56
cold in your life? No, I'm
23:58
too fucking hot. You're out with
24:01
a freaking tank top. Well, he's
24:03
pumping here. My damn husband is
24:05
pumping the heat like we're Rockefeller's.
24:07
So I'm hot. Okay, wait, what
24:09
about Crystal Envy giving like the
24:12
blue... Oh shit! I didn't hate
24:14
this. You didn't! I heard I
24:16
heard I hate this. No! I
24:18
didn't. I did not. It's cute.
24:21
I did not hit her mark.
24:23
I did not. I did not.
24:25
Oh, hi, Oscar. Oh, hi. No,
24:27
it's pretty. It's pretty. How many
24:30
girls? How many girls? How many
24:32
season 17 girls do you think?
24:34
Oh my God, only Lexi love.
24:36
Only Lexi love. I'm serious. Not
24:38
even saying because she's 33. Because
24:41
she's you know an AARP member
24:43
at the age of 33. This
24:45
is cute and pretty and it's
24:47
a it's a chirp and that's
24:50
really all I have to say
24:52
about it. Yeah. I mean the
24:54
thing with Crystal envy and we're
24:56
gonna come back to it maybe
24:59
even next week is that I
25:01
wish she had a little bit
25:03
more of a person. Well she
25:05
was certainly having had a lot
25:07
of opinions about on your nerves
25:10
dress and untucked. I thought that
25:12
was really interesting. Wood rack go
25:14
watch go watch. Shh. The untucks
25:16
are giving the season. Yeah, the
25:19
untucks are really good this season.
25:21
I'm shocked. I don't know what
25:23
they did, but it's working or
25:25
the casting was just great. Honestly,
25:28
the cast, the cast is really
25:30
doing a lot of the work.
25:32
They are. Because they are. It's
25:34
giving, like, we don't give a
25:36
fuck what you have to say.
25:39
I'm gonna say. I love it.
25:41
Okay, what about Ariyati, her red.
25:43
The braided headpiece, the balloon-ush sleeves,
25:45
the red- red red what he
25:48
and you said this was okay
25:50
she glued on to her skin
25:52
no this is good this is
25:54
very good not the good not
25:57
the giagon good good she didn't
25:59
quite cough like a man but
26:01
okay um but you know what
26:03
you know what I did mimi
26:05
um yeah this is good it
26:08
looks nice it's very beautiful I
26:10
will say that the dress is
26:12
nice the wig did a lot
26:14
of the work yeah it was
26:17
just like a it seemed like
26:19
Arietti was pissed off about the
26:21
fucking wig about Sam star winning
26:23
the challenge because it is funny
26:26
to win the challenge wearing a
26:28
Dennis the Menis blonde wig she
26:30
was wearing a Macaulkin ah home
26:32
alone not she looked like the
26:34
fucking that little she looked too
26:37
much too much Because you're if
26:39
you're insulting her you're also insulting
26:41
Monet and I can't I would
26:43
never insult Monet. Monet is a
26:46
star. Sam is a not. Okay.
26:48
Oh But star isn't her name.
26:50
It's it doesn't it say something
26:52
when you got to remind someone
26:55
you're a star when you got
26:57
to be like that's it's the
26:59
lady doth protest too much is
27:01
what I would say. Oh, okay.
27:03
I'm being I'm being way too
27:06
much but I just did not
27:08
think she should have won. I
27:10
need to come down. She is
27:12
a gorgeous, gorgeous queen. Let's talk
27:15
about, say, let's talk about this.
27:17
It's fine. It's absolutely, okay. Just
27:19
fine. The detail, the detail, the
27:21
finishing is great, but the idea
27:24
was so, is so plain pageant
27:26
that I was surprised at one.
27:28
But it's still a beautiful garment,
27:30
is it not. Her design, her
27:32
eye for design is great. Do
27:35
you know how hard it is
27:37
to make a dress with that
27:39
sort of pattern with the little
27:41
like intricate sort of bright cord
27:44
to make it seem sure when
27:46
I'm you just said, to make
27:48
it look even and centered, that
27:50
shit can't be easy. And she
27:53
did it, and it made it,
27:55
she made it look good. And
27:57
again, I do, listen, she is
27:59
not normally my type of drive,
28:01
the aesthetic, I don't really subscribe
28:04
to you. You're defending Donald Trump
28:06
is the vibe. I feel, oh.
28:08
I feel like you're defending Katie.
28:10
I feel like you're defending Katie
28:13
Perry right now telling me that
28:15
1 1.43 is a great album.
28:17
That's what I feel like you're
28:19
doing. I don't even know what
28:22
the fuck that is so Okay,
28:24
okay But I do think that
28:26
she does give something interesting to
28:28
the show and I don't know
28:30
I like her confessionals. I think
28:33
she's giving she is so fucking
28:35
gay She is she is so
28:37
fucking gay. She is love it
28:39
If Joella is the best drag
28:42
Ellie has to offer, I'm not
28:44
coming back. I mean, that shit
28:46
was funny. Very funny. I'm being
28:48
too much. I just didn't think
28:51
hers was the most interesting dress.
28:53
I understand. You come from a
28:55
place of trichorama. I'm projected. And
28:57
I think you are projecting what
28:59
she represents. And I personally, listen,
29:02
I would never defend, but I
29:04
think it's a little unfair. I
29:06
just, and listen, I do, I
29:08
do love Sam Starr. At first,
29:11
I do, I, I do like
29:13
her this season. I think she's
29:15
great. I think she is going
29:17
all the way. I feel you,
29:20
I feel you. I just, when
29:22
I see a, uh, an overly
29:24
confident twink, I, uh, I do,
29:26
um. I reached for my gun.
29:28
I reached for my pistol. You
29:31
know what I mean? And that's
29:33
not fair. Not the Chicago reference.
29:35
She's the musical theater queen, okay.
29:37
So, okay, okay, we should talk
29:40
about Hormona Lisa. Oh my God,
29:42
this was good drama. That Lexi
29:44
Love. called her out and said,
29:46
you, those are not the rindsters
29:49
provided. You must remove them and
29:51
we didn't even get to see
29:53
it. We didn't see that, I
29:55
wish. I wonder when it happened.
29:57
When do you think happened? When
30:00
do you think happened while they
30:02
were having lunch or something? It
30:04
felt like a morning thing. I
30:06
felt like she took stones home
30:09
at night. Yeah. Stone, like they
30:11
said you could work on something
30:13
at night. She, stones it at
30:15
night. Because sometimes they do do
30:18
do do that sometimes. Like you
30:20
can do this, you can take
30:22
one thing, you can take one
30:24
thing home and work home and
30:26
work home and work home and
30:29
work on home and work on
30:31
it. And she stoned it at
30:33
home and then Lexi or something
30:35
was like, those aren't the provided
30:38
stones. I live. Okay, so are
30:40
you team Lexi or? I'm team
30:42
Lexi, girl. I'm team Lexi. I'm
30:44
team Lexi. I'm team Lexi. I
30:47
believe and say this, I'm team
30:49
Lexi in a way that I
30:51
think Lexi didn't do it maliciously.
30:53
I think Lexi was like, like,
30:55
that's not fair. That's
30:59
what I think I could be wrong,
31:01
but I I'm not I don't think
31:03
it's as benevolent as you think I
31:06
Guess I guess in a way because
31:08
like Hormona Lisa was feeling some type
31:10
of way, but I do think Lexi
31:12
was helping her. Okay. I do I
31:14
do think because I feel like they
31:17
would have locked Yeah, what do you
31:19
think? Let's ask the audience. Was it
31:21
benevolent or was it like no? No,
31:23
no unfair in a plate. You holding
31:26
a plate. Let's ask the audience. Yeah
31:28
You're too old you don't get don't
31:30
Let's ask the audience at home. Oh
31:32
my god. Okay, the plate the video
31:35
no the video with the chicken The
31:37
soul chicken bone. No, no, no, no.
31:39
I think you could have set it
31:41
up more clearly I don't think it
31:44
was clear. I think it was clear.
31:46
I think it's your setup you want
31:48
to work on that work on that
31:50
baby work on that set up mommy
31:52
now It looks like you've gotten work
31:55
with that the cast around your head
31:57
right now Okay. It
32:00
was just like, I just
32:02
got. Let's get classic surgery
32:04
together. Come on. I would
32:07
do, what would you get
32:09
done? I don't, I just want
32:11
my face to like, I wanna
32:13
get that George Clooney,
32:15
I don't need it yet. I
32:17
wanna look like George Clooney,
32:20
because George Clooney got
32:22
a face like an old
32:24
man facelift, where like he
32:27
has wrinkles. But he
32:29
also got snatched in
32:31
certain areas. It's genius.
32:34
It's genius. Like his
32:36
work is so good. Okay.
32:38
What do you want to
32:40
get done? Okay. Everything.
32:43
All of it. All of it.
32:45
Change my whole face off.
32:47
Face off. Let's do a
32:49
face off me and you.
32:51
I think we already
32:53
have. I think to
32:56
most people, it's happened.
32:58
They would never know.
33:00
Okay, let's take one more
33:02
break and then we'll
33:04
talk about Thursday's looks.
33:06
Bring the Mac. My
33:09
God. Oh, you spelled,
33:11
you fucking idiot. You
33:13
fucking. Go back. Go back.
33:15
Go back to the cage. Go.
33:17
Go. Go, take your chew toy.
33:20
Go. Go. Okay. Mac is
33:22
a dog? Our intern is
33:24
just a dog. Jules sparkles
33:26
with the green rooshing the
33:29
pointy titties and like this
33:31
hair cone. Cunt. She should have,
33:33
she should have been in the
33:35
top. I love this. Why didn't
33:37
they put her in the top? But
33:39
isn't this just a simple tube
33:41
dress? I don't think so, but
33:43
I don't know how to sew.
33:46
So when I saw the amount
33:48
of details on it. I was
33:50
getting. I mean, the rouging she
33:52
did, holy fuck, how did I, I'm like,
33:54
how did you do this? How do, how
33:56
were you able to finish this? How are
33:58
we able to see this? And
34:01
Joela's disgusting
34:03
look happened. They had
34:05
the same amount of
34:07
time to do that.
34:09
I know. I know.
34:11
I know. It's like
34:13
that moment when Utica
34:15
made a slumber bag
34:17
gown and fucking Miss
34:19
Lala re taped bags
34:21
on a corset. It's
34:24
like, you both had eight
34:26
hours and this is what
34:28
happened. Yeah, they were trying to
34:30
make her mad. Who would you
34:33
have taken out? You would have
34:35
taken out Sam. Yeah, I think
34:37
so. I mean, yeah, maybe even
34:39
Arietti, like I think Arietti
34:41
was good, but I could have
34:43
seen them being like, this is
34:45
good, but we're gonna move on. No,
34:48
Sam, I would have taken Sam out.
34:50
I would have switched. Oh. Sam,
34:52
I thought it was completely fine.
34:54
And something I've already
34:56
seen. Who would
34:58
you have taken out? Oh yeah, you
35:01
said that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
35:03
Should be pissed, and Jules, it
35:05
would have been, because they're,
35:07
like this, they're inseparable.
35:10
And I don't think that they're
35:12
gonna last for a long time.
35:15
Oh really? I mean, listen,
35:17
it's a competition show,
35:19
so already is so hungry is
35:21
so hungry for a win, and
35:23
I feel like Arietti
35:25
is so competitive. Something's
35:28
gonna happen. She's gonna
35:30
make some enemies. She's
35:33
gonna, I mean, she's gonna
35:35
make some enemies, but she's
35:37
gonna make some more enemies.
35:40
Yeah, I think so. She's
35:42
a little, she's wild. She's
35:44
really feeling her jush in
35:47
those confessionals in a way
35:49
where like, oh, she's gonna say
35:52
some shit. Oh, yeah. I said that.
35:54
They look the same. Has to
35:56
cancel me. I don't give a
35:58
fucking shit. Joela! This was
36:00
not ugly. This wasn't ugly.
36:03
It just was... This wasn't ugly.
36:05
No, no, no. I agree.
36:07
I do think it was
36:09
a well-constructed body suit. And
36:11
we'll say it was pretty.
36:13
But girl, it's a body...
36:16
It's a bathing suit and
36:18
then like cool pieces of
36:20
fabric on the hip and shoulder.
36:22
How would you have saved
36:24
this? Oh my God, me. How would
36:26
you give it monopolic? Maybe more
36:28
of a cape. Maybe more
36:30
of a cape than just pieces of
36:33
fabric. First of all, I don't
36:35
know how to sew very well,
36:37
but capes are more monopolant. Girl,
36:40
you don't know how to sew at all.
36:42
What do you mean very well? Wow. I,
36:44
I, wow. If stapling fabric
36:46
together is, sure, I guess, but do
36:48
you know how to sew? But do you
36:51
know how to? Yeah. I actually do.
36:53
I, did you sew what you're wearing?
36:55
Did you sew that? I did,
36:57
I didn't admit that.
37:00
Wow, okay, well that explains
37:02
the lack of
37:04
shape. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
37:07
It's a scarf, what
37:09
do you like? It's doing
37:11
nothing for your
37:13
hips, it's doing
37:15
nothing for you. Okay,
37:18
Joela's like, I'm gonna
37:20
chirp it's not ugly.
37:23
Girl, it's not ugly. I'm
37:25
slow. It's not ugly. Maybe
37:27
it was ugly. I would burp
37:29
it. It's not ugly. I'm
37:31
chirping it. But it does
37:33
not meet the challenge. Here's
37:36
how you fix this. Okay,
37:38
tell me. Tell me, Miss
37:40
Sower. Tell me, Miss Nitter.
37:42
You wear a fabric. Oh, really? fabric
37:44
wrapped around you and then you can
37:46
reveal into the body suit to make
37:49
it feel like a resort wear Outfit
37:51
that's what that's how it's giving monopolies
37:53
because opulent bitches go to resorts and
37:55
that is a bathing suit honey and
37:58
that's how you say that look you see the
38:00
little string things that you had
38:02
on your hips and your shoulders,
38:04
which is very pretty, but you
38:06
put that in the overcoat in
38:09
the, in the, in the robe
38:11
section. When you reveal, boom, bam,
38:13
that is the bathing suit that
38:15
you have on. That's how you
38:18
say this. Okay, that's coming
38:20
from Miss, Little Miss Boheep.
38:22
She said, she knows, she knows
38:24
real elegance when she sees
38:27
it. No, it's bad. It's bad.
38:29
It's just. She resurrected
38:31
the spirit of Brita
38:33
filter and wore these giant
38:36
mini mouse shoes Hideous mini
38:38
skirt. It's pretty bad. I
38:41
think it's bad. Oh my god.
38:43
You think this is worse than
38:45
Joe Ellis I do for a fact.
38:47
It's it's it's it is way less
38:50
opulent. There's no
38:52
opulence like TS Madison
38:54
said she looks like a
38:56
woman of the night. It's
38:58
the fur as ugly The
39:01
skirt is short and hooker-ish.
39:03
The shoes are boats. Nothing
39:05
was opulent. Joela was at
39:07
least pretty. Her face is
39:09
pretty, but the outfit was awful.
39:12
I think it was a
39:14
well-constructed outfit. I think
39:16
that took more work than Joela's
39:18
look. But that much wrong work.
39:21
You're too young to have that
39:23
much wrong work in your dress.
39:25
Damn. It's really bad. This is
39:28
a burp. I don't love it, but
39:30
I do think it is way
39:32
better than Juela's look for
39:34
sure. I'm crazy. I think
39:36
I just think it's really
39:39
short. It's ugly. It's
39:41
choppy. Let's ask the
39:43
audience. The fabrics that
39:45
Juela were wearing looked
39:47
elegant. This looked fuzzy,
39:49
furry, rotted. Like nothing
39:51
looked pretty on it.
39:53
It was a. Why are you talking
39:56
about Lydia B. Collins's look like
39:58
that? Burp, it's a burp. Okay,
40:01
let's talk about Lydia.
40:04
Okay, Lydia B. Collins
40:06
giving, she did it better.
40:08
It was draping. There was
40:10
sleeves. It had a silhouette
40:13
on her bodice. It was better.
40:15
Was it my favorite? I love
40:17
Lydia. I love Lydia. This is
40:20
a big flop for me. I
40:22
will say why. Say more. It was
40:24
messy. She is a tiny girl.
40:26
That was. a lot of
40:29
fabric and it was eating
40:31
her. That's fair. That hat
40:33
thing? I'm like, okay, conceptually,
40:35
I kind of understand, but
40:37
it did not look neat.
40:39
It did not look polished.
40:41
I was like, was swallowing
40:43
her up, I'll give you that,
40:46
but. It's too much and I
40:48
didn't quite get any of
40:50
the details, just because it
40:52
was too much clothes on
40:54
that petite woman. So for
40:56
me. It's a burp. Okay, I'm, that's
40:59
a bit much. And I thought she
41:01
was gonna be in the bottom three
41:03
to be honest with you. And
41:05
all the girls were saying like,
41:07
oh, she's in the top. So I was
41:10
like, I must have missed something.
41:12
I know I'm being wrong here.
41:14
I know I'm being crazy. But to
41:16
me, personally, for me,
41:18
it looked a little bit of
41:20
a flop. I think it's not
41:22
the worst girl. The worst was
41:24
like the worst. Okay. Okay, I'll.
41:27
What the fuck is right in
41:29
the middle? Just like, eh, eh,
41:31
eh, I'll give it a light chirp
41:33
because to me it was fine.
41:35
So it'd be a, oh I guess
41:38
a middle would be a chirp just
41:40
spelled differently. But look,
41:42
look, look, I'm gonna
41:44
just give it a, it's,
41:47
it's a light chirp because I
41:49
thought it was fine, it was
41:51
not, it was not great, but
41:53
it was fine. Okay. Oh,
41:56
I'm gagging on Lana
41:58
Jerry's beauty. Yeah, this
42:00
is this is a chirp because
42:03
it's a nice outfit like right
42:05
in the middle of the home.
42:07
I'm gonna murp it too. I'm
42:10
actually gonna go back to murp.
42:12
I'm murping both Lana and Blidia.
42:14
Blidia. Blidia. Yeah, this is this
42:17
is a cherp because it's a
42:19
nice outfit and it does give
42:22
me a little. Opulence, but it's
42:24
a light. Yeah, it felt very
42:26
like, yeah, you made that in
42:29
the workroom and that the application
42:31
felt very dollar store. Stapold in
42:33
there. Yeah, she's gorgeous though. Okay,
42:36
let's talk about, okay, we talked
42:38
about Onya Nerve, we loved her,
42:40
Sam Star. Did we talk about,
42:43
oh, we didn't really talk about
42:45
Hormona though. We talked about the
42:47
thing, the cheating thing, but did
42:50
you like the strips? Yeah, it
42:52
was pretty. I actually loved it.
42:54
I think it was really well
42:57
done. It's like the mermaid cut,
42:59
the bustle, the taffeta. Yeah, it's
43:02
a classic dress. Come on. She
43:04
ate that up. She ate that
43:06
hormone. You ate that hormone. We
43:09
can't lie. But Lexi love. I
43:11
would have put this bitch in
43:13
the top too. I mean. She
43:16
can't win every challenge. No, and
43:18
I do get that like hers
43:20
was a simpler look. I think
43:23
she did it beautifully the She
43:25
looked Stustustust stunning the role thing
43:27
worked 80% The it worked yeah,
43:30
it worked again. She looks so
43:32
stunning the contacts looked sexy on
43:35
her the her gorgeous body the
43:37
way she added little feather embellishments.
43:39
I mean this was great The
43:42
bitch is smart. She knows what
43:44
she's doing. It's a nice reference
43:46
and it paid off. This is
43:49
hot. I fucking love her. Oh,
43:51
I love her Okay, she's great.
43:53
I know that if I meet
43:56
her in person. I'd be me
43:58
to but I would I would
44:00
just bow down so quick. I
44:03
would lick her, lick her pump
44:05
immediately. Um, lick her Lydia. Never
44:08
said that. Susie too. Susie too,
44:10
having a quiet edit in this
44:12
episode. I do love this look.
44:15
I was very impressed because she
44:17
said she's like, I'm not a
44:19
sower. I don't know how to
44:22
make outfits. And to me, I
44:24
was like, it fits her body
44:26
perfectly. And I think her makeup
44:29
is getting better. Yeah, she's experimenting
44:31
and she was such a cute
44:33
sweet sister to Lucky stars. I'm
44:36
just I'm really excited to see
44:38
what she's getting that Sasha, uh,
44:41
Miss Sasha, oh Not Colby Yes,
44:44
wow, forgot her last name. She's
44:47
getting a bit of a sashivolar
44:49
edit of like, I'm sweet, I'm
44:51
quiet, I'm different, and I'm gonna
44:53
kind of like quietly skate to
44:55
the, not quietly, but she's gonna
44:58
make it to the end, it
45:00
feels like. Hands down, her and
45:02
Lexi are just primed to be
45:04
the like, wow. It's a race
45:06
for good to get them. Am
45:09
I wrong? Like, am I even
45:11
a little bit wrong? I think
45:13
you're, I think Anya could come
45:15
in there and win it, and
45:17
win it as well, as well.
45:20
Yeah, Anja, I mean, Anja, I
45:22
think Anja will get cut short,
45:24
unfortunately. You think so? I mean,
45:26
who knows? She could underdog her
45:28
way all the way, because some
45:30
of her runways have been scary,
45:33
like pretty scary. Here's the thing,
45:35
the runway stuff, they're kind of
45:37
over now. We're doing acting challenges,
45:39
we're doing snatch game, and listen,
45:41
mark my fucking words. I promise
45:44
to you on this day, on
45:46
your nerve is going to win
45:48
snatch game. Strick, there is no
45:50
question in my mind that she
45:52
will win snatch game. She might
45:55
go home after snatch game, but
45:57
the producers are like, we cannot
45:59
get rid of her before snatch
46:01
game. There is no fucking way.
46:03
And I do think she will
46:06
eat up a lip sync if
46:08
she's ever in the bottom two.
46:10
I could even see Arietti getting
46:12
to that final four. I really
46:14
could. No, I don't see it.
46:17
But you think the run, I
46:19
think there's gonna be more runway
46:21
stuff, because I don't know if
46:23
you know this, but they do
46:25
it every episode. You know, they
46:28
tend to have one every single
46:30
episode. But do they put emphasis
46:32
on the runway? Okay, that's a
46:34
fair question, because, you know what?
46:36
I mean, I hear you, and
46:39
I know that people spend a
46:41
lot of money and lose their
46:43
houses over the runway, but sometimes
46:45
it doesn't matter. Kudos! Eleanor Roosevelt?
46:47
Kudos! You ate that up. You
46:50
ate that up. You look like
46:52
you're recovering from polio right now,
46:54
and I gotta give you your
46:56
points on that. You write, you
46:58
write. Eleanor Roosevelt never had polio.
47:00
How do you know? I mean,
47:03
because she's my friend. Was it
47:05
just her husband who had the
47:07
polio's? Um, why am I talking
47:09
about this? Okay. What else do
47:11
you want to say before we
47:14
say who falls in the the
47:16
winner is Sam Star, I roll?
47:18
I do not agree. Do you
47:20
agree? You hate that? I do
47:22
agree. I told you I do
47:25
like this. Who would you have
47:27
given it to? Onya? Or literally
47:29
Jules. That would have been so
47:31
crazy. You are a crazy girl
47:33
because if Onya won that challenge,
47:36
do you know how many people
47:38
would have been? Yes, good TV.
47:40
Everyone would, no, no one would
47:42
be happy with that. I really
47:44
thought her look and silhouette was
47:47
the most opulent one though. Girl,
47:49
we forget, girl. I can't believe
47:51
forgot is in her name. Like
47:53
that is so crazy, because it's,
47:55
yeah, Acacia forgot, we sure did.
47:58
Yeah. No, you didn't remember? You
48:00
didn't fucking remember? In case you,
48:02
in case you did not, you
48:04
removed on. You didn't, you weren't
48:06
like, oh my gosh, wait, wait,
48:09
wait, wait, wait. You moved on
48:11
and I said, girl, I'm trying
48:13
to help you. You squirk like
48:15
you triple like a... You over
48:17
there? You over there? You over
48:20
there healing from a... No, no,
48:22
no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:24
You called me... Absolutely. But you're
48:26
not supposed to forget, in case
48:28
you forgot. It's weird. Listen. You
48:30
over there, you're healing from a
48:33
19-10-era toothache with a-a. You don't,
48:35
you forgot. Okay, so Akasha, Akasha,
48:37
forgot, gave yellow Dolly Parton. You
48:39
can't get her west. She's fucking
48:41
down, bitch. The fuck. You said,
48:44
I'm gonna take the, you say,
48:46
you, you were quoting Lana, Lana-Juret
48:48
there. You took that bus and
48:50
you said, I- I actually thought
48:52
this was- Akasha. This was okay.
48:58
Um, I am, I
49:00
guess, uh, I'd rather
49:02
not, I'd rather not
49:04
explain. Because you feel
49:06
guilty, that you forgot
49:08
a kasha. Is it
49:10
because you forgot a
49:12
kasha? Is it, because
49:14
you forgot, oh my
49:16
god. You must have
49:18
broken the dawn, Akasha,
49:20
forgot. You broke the
49:22
dawn. Um, I am,
49:24
I guess, huh. But
49:27
it's oh, it's not hitty. Okay,
49:29
third merp and I like this
49:31
I'm sorry third merp You can't
49:34
be you are you and you
49:36
hate Sam star, but you given
49:38
the most pageant answers today. I
49:40
can't fucking stand you No, this
49:42
is I'm just jealous because you
49:44
could never be a pageant girl.
49:46
You could never and I don't
49:49
want to and the system doesn't
49:51
want it either As the current
49:53
raining, little Miss Alhambra, I'll have
49:55
you know that you could never
49:57
take. this crown. The reason you
49:59
want is because no one else
50:02
competed that day. Yeah, that's correct,
50:04
but I was ready to hold
50:06
my own and I still did
50:08
the lip sync for the crown
50:10
uncontested. They said, no, stop, please
50:12
don't. Okay, let's talk about the
50:14
bottom two girl. Um, yes, Joela.
50:17
Lucky stars. Don't forget the L.
50:19
I did. Lucky stars. Zazz. Zazz.
50:21
What did you think of this?
50:23
Damn, it was a funny, it
50:25
was, first of all, funny Paula
50:27
Abdul song, it felt like a,
50:30
speaking of season six, like an
50:32
old school lip sync song. Well
50:34
yes, yeah, I agree. I mean,
50:36
Joela did win by a hair.
50:38
By a hair? By a hair?
50:40
A hair. Girl, are we just,
50:43
are we just never agreed on
50:45
a lot? You think Joela won
50:47
a lot? Girl, I'm gonna say,
50:49
listen, we've been shooting on Joela
50:51
And she ate that lipstick I
50:53
thought she really did deliver on
50:55
this. She did do good. I
50:58
just had a hard time liking
51:00
it. Lucky just did not. I
51:02
know deliver the shoes. I don't
51:04
even think the shoes flying off
51:06
was really. It was a little
51:08
bit of an issue. It comes
51:11
to Rupal saying the phone. Yeah.
51:13
And when it cuts to Rupal
51:15
reacting in any kind of way.
51:17
It's not good. It's not good
51:19
unless she's doing the like the
51:21
open the open-eyed I want to
51:24
eat you both you know and
51:26
she's like like she has the
51:28
open yes she does do that
51:30
like she looks like literally like
51:32
yeah like she's like like when
51:34
she was staring at Valentina in
51:36
All Stars 4 doing I'm so
51:39
into you she looked like she
51:41
wanted to open her jaw and
51:43
eat her up like a chicken
51:45
nugget. I always think
51:47
of the lip sync of Paula
51:49
Abduels straight up lip sync in
51:51
season three between Raja and Carmen.
51:54
That one. That. Or, or, or,
51:56
or. What? No, or Paula Abdul's
51:58
lip sync to Vibology with Trinity
52:00
and Adore. Does she just like,
52:02
is she just, is she horny?
52:04
Look, she loves Paula. There's no
52:06
doubt she loves Paula. We've had
52:08
a lot of Paula Abdul lip
52:11
sinks. Wow. Yeah, okay work. Yes,
52:13
you're right. Lucky stars. God, that
52:15
hurts. Unfortunately. And she. does not
52:17
pull the right lever. I'm so
52:19
embarrassed that these girls have to
52:21
do the lever thing. I'm so
52:23
embarrassed for them. So dorky, so
52:25
stupid, such a waste of our
52:28
time. It's so dumb, it's so
52:30
dumb. Especially when we saw it
52:32
working in the very first episode,
52:34
you're like, oh, this is just
52:36
a flop. By the way, producers,
52:38
here's the fix. If you told
52:40
the audience which levers are the
52:42
winning levers at the beginning of
52:45
the season? They don't know. I'm
52:47
saying though that would bring the
52:49
audience. They don't know. It's whoever
52:51
they want to keep. I know,
52:53
but I would bring the audience
52:55
into the drama. Instead, it's such,
52:57
it's stupid. It is who they
52:59
want to keep. But if they
53:02
said on the screen, the winning
53:04
levers are one and seven. That
53:06
would be exciting. No, because then
53:08
they have to be beholden to
53:10
that. And you know that's it.
53:12
I know, but they could at
53:14
least edit it to be a
53:16
lie. I don't know. Whatever. It's
53:19
stupid. It's terrible. Next week is
53:21
I'm so excited to see the
53:23
Joella backlash. I'm so excited Who's
53:25
going home next week? It's Joella
53:27
or Acacia. No, you give me
53:29
one name girl. You can't give
53:31
me a button. Okay. It's Acacia.
53:33
Maybe? On a case, oh, a
53:36
case is going on. I don't
53:38
want her to, I'm enjoying. She's
53:40
a filler queen, she's a filler
53:42
queen, but she's not gonna feel,
53:44
her position isn't filled just yet.
53:46
God, I don't think that's the
53:48
compliment, you think it is? Um,
53:50
yeah. Yeah, girl, facts are facts.
53:53
Why are you acting brand new?
53:55
We've seen 17 plus. of the
53:57
show, do you not know how
53:59
the show works? The next person
54:01
to go home is Joela, hands
54:03
down. Maybe, but I mean, she's
54:05
such good agitation. I don't want
54:08
her to go home now. Now,
54:10
I, before I saw the show,
54:12
I said, girl, you got to
54:14
go. But now I'm like, no,
54:16
I want you to stay. Listen
54:18
to the sound effects they use
54:20
when she's talking. The way they
54:22
have really, they're underlining, they're underlining,
54:25
they're underlining, Here's the
54:27
thing she's going home next week,
54:29
but she's coming back. Oh, yeah,
54:31
and if Joe and if Joelle
54:34
is smart She will fully embrace
54:36
the villain edit that she's getting
54:38
and come back with a vengeance.
54:41
I'd love to I love to
54:43
see it I'm proud of my
54:45
peer Joella Perry I just want
54:48
to say as someone who's completely
54:50
on my level great job Joella
54:52
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56:00
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56:02
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