S17 - Monopulence (w/ Oscar Montoya & Mano Agapion)

S17 - Monopulence (w/ Oscar Montoya & Mano Agapion)

Released Monday, 20th January 2025
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S17 - Monopulence (w/ Oscar Montoya & Mano Agapion)

S17 - Monopulence (w/ Oscar Montoya & Mano Agapion)

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0:00

This

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is

0:07

a headgum

0:17

original.

0:26

You're already started. You're already

0:28

late. We don't do like

0:30

a countdown or anything. The

0:33

countdown was on the screen. The

0:35

countdown was on the screen with

0:37

your old mother Hubbard wrap around

0:39

your head. Little Miss Muffet. I'm

0:42

cold. You're cold, bitch. I'm cold.

0:44

I'm cold. I'm cold. Are you

0:46

afraid of the dark episode? I

0:48

can't believe you know that episode.

0:51

You know who doesn't know that

0:53

episode? Who doesn't know that episode?

0:55

Every single cast member? Uh-oh, I'm

0:58

a big man. Every single cast

1:00

member of Draghi season 17

1:02

does not know what we're talking

1:04

about. Do you think they know that

1:07

I'm cold? Hey! Hey! You're listening

1:09

to Dragher? No, no, no, no,

1:11

no. No. Oh, hi, everyone. We didn't

1:14

see you there. Sorry, we're just

1:16

skicking. We're just looking for

1:18

a third. Okay, what what third

1:20

are we looking for? We're looking

1:22

for, well these washed up comedians.

1:24

What's our type? What's our type?

1:27

I'm looking for a dry, fresh

1:29

voice to join us in the

1:31

only drag race podcast that ever

1:33

existed. That's right. Welcome to drag

1:36

her honey. And we ready to

1:38

drag some of these girls. This

1:40

is a great season. This is

1:42

the best episode of the season

1:44

for sure, right? Oh, you're calling

1:46

it now? Well, I just mean

1:48

so far, thus so far. Okay,

1:50

thus so far. Yeah, I just... The

1:53

safari, thus safari, Christow.

1:55

Thus safari, Christow, the

1:57

winner of charm school.

1:59

And that's another reference. No

2:02

one knows. That they don't

2:04

get. Okay, quick washed up comedian

2:06

report. We just did our bad

2:09

drag race show last night and

2:11

you have to, everyone come to

2:13

the March 1st finale. It's going

2:16

to be fucking crazy. You must.

2:18

You must. How tired are you?

2:20

Oh. And listen, if you're like,

2:22

and girl, listen, if you're like,

2:25

oh my God, what happened at

2:27

the bad drag race last night.

2:29

Simply go to bad drag

2:31

race on Instagram and just just

2:33

gag over the stories honey There's

2:35

so much and go to dynasty

2:37

dot TV where you can get

2:39

the live stream You can get

2:42

the whole show the pre-show you

2:44

get all of the backstage T

2:46

on what happened at bad drag

2:48

race. They do such an amazing

2:50

job producing and turning it into

2:52

like an episode of watchable TV

2:54

dare I say it's I know they're

2:57

launching into the streaming service

2:59

industry and we're happy for

3:01

them, we're proud of them,

3:03

so congratulations. It's so kind

3:06

of- Because we do nothing,

3:08

we do the same stupid

3:10

bullshit we always do and

3:12

they turn it into something

3:14

viewable and rewatchable online. We

3:17

love them. We love that.

3:19

Truly, we love you. And we

3:21

love season 17. Not too.

3:23

Don't be fake. Okay. Don't

3:26

be fake. It's giving, it's

3:28

giving, it's giving Joela's emotional

3:30

breakdown fake. It's giving, it's

3:33

not real. And I'm not gonna

3:35

be told it's real. But

3:37

back in LA, I'm an icon.

3:39

Yeah, yeah, that is the thing

3:41

you're wearing on your head right

3:44

now is the iconic kind of

3:46

look. We have to talk about

3:48

the queen of the season Joela

3:51

Perry. She's

3:53

a star to me. She is

3:55

the star of she's giving us

3:57

old school iconic drag race She's

4:00

like the perfect mix of

4:03

just, the confessionals are so

4:05

funny. I love the way

4:07

she talks. It's so like,

4:09

she does, she does a

4:12

lot of this. This woman.

4:14

Which is so fun. And

4:16

she has the drag delusion

4:18

on point. That drag delusion

4:21

is severe. Who's the last

4:23

queen that was this delusional?

4:25

Elissa Edwards. season

4:28

five. Oh my God, wow,

4:30

you're good. Yeah, it's amazing.

4:32

The fact she's like, everyone

4:35

knows, I'm just, I'm upsetting

4:37

the girls in LA because

4:40

everyone knows my, I'm gorgeous

4:42

and unbelievable and my looks

4:44

are iconic and when people

4:47

see me, they think of

4:49

the richest woman they've ever

4:51

seen and I guess like,

4:54

that's never been true. I've

4:56

seen her twice. I'll say

4:59

this, we will say we

5:01

are both. Crunchy Raggedy As

5:03

Bitches from Los Angeles and

5:06

we as Raggedy As Bitches

5:08

from Los Angeles look at

5:11

Joella Perry as a what

5:13

peer? What an insult! Oh

5:15

my god! What an insult

5:18

with you! She's a

5:20

co-worker. That is awful news for

5:22

her. She is what? She is

5:25

what? A contemporary. And that is

5:27

awful news for her. That is.

5:29

Terrible news. We are disgusting. And

5:31

again, I've seen her perform twice.

5:34

All she was wearing was a

5:36

body suit. And I want to

5:38

say a body suit that went

5:40

up her ass and slipped off

5:43

of her padding. So I'm like,

5:45

you're not known for unbelievable looks.

5:47

Don't lie. Don't lie. You're a

5:49

great performer. Listen. We love you.

5:52

We love you so much. We

5:54

love you. And you know what?

5:56

We don't want you to change

5:58

at all. TV. Stay delusional, honey.

6:01

Stay delusional. Stay. Oh my God,

6:03

the way she read Acacia was

6:05

so funny at the beginning of

6:07

the episode when she says, she

6:10

can't be. And then Acacia goes,

6:12

huh, tea, wait a second. Wait

6:14

a second. It's so, that is,

6:16

that moment will probably be my

6:19

favorite moment. The fact that the

6:21

editors caught that. Wait. What wait

6:23

what? What? To the editors for

6:25

catching that? Because I was like

6:28

that was a tiny moment. Honestly.

6:30

Oh my god. It was so

6:32

funny the LA girls the LA

6:34

this is our LA representation motto.

6:37

I love them. I love them.

6:39

I love them. I mean I

6:41

think they're I think it is

6:43

interesting that like Yeah, I like

6:46

it because how would you let

6:48

me ask you this how would

6:50

you describe L? Okay. Well, I

6:52

think Like what's a love? What's

6:55

too big to really encapsulate? To

6:57

be honest? Okay, pageant answer? Okay,

6:59

we have too many kinds of

7:01

drag. Wio drag is gymnast, twink,

7:04

I'm talking. Can I talk? But

7:06

can I talk? Can you tell

7:08

the truth? Wio is pageant gymnast,

7:10

gorgeous woman drag. East-side downtown precinct

7:13

is crunchy, hairy funny drag. I

7:15

mean, and I feel like those

7:17

are the two major worlds. I'm

7:19

kind of boiling it down, but

7:22

it's like, what about the valley?

7:24

Where do you watch Dragon the

7:26

Valley? Quickly, quickly, where do you

7:28

watch Dragon the Valley? Oh, you,

7:31

you ain't never heard of, um,

7:33

are you googling right now? What

7:35

are you doing? You're so bullish.

7:37

You ain't heard of a movie.

7:40

You are so dumb. I know

7:42

you. Every Tuesday at 3.30 to

7:44

3.45. It is the best drag

7:46

show in the San Fernando Valley.

7:49

You know what's funny? One time

7:51

we tried to go to a

7:53

drag show, I was with Betsy

7:55

and we were in Canada, we

7:58

were in Calgary and we tried

8:00

to go to a drag. show

8:02

and we I accidentally took her

8:04

to a bathhouse. There's supposed to

8:07

be a drag show here, but

8:09

of course they were like, do

8:11

you want a locker or a

8:13

room? And we're like, oh, we

8:16

don't need either. And they're like,

8:18

okay. And we noticed like the

8:20

bathroom had no doors and we

8:22

were like, oh, we're in a

8:25

bathhouse. We didn't understand where we

8:27

were in a bathhouse. It was

8:29

pretty amazing. L-O-L. What do we

8:31

want to say about this? Okay,

8:34

okay, coming into this episode, Mona

8:36

Lisa, Hormona Lisa has stayed, they're

8:38

mad. Who's Mona Lisa? Mona Lisa,

8:40

smile, no, these girls are frowning

8:43

because... Oh my god, these girls

8:45

are fighting her. Why do they

8:47

hate Hormona so much? She's rubbing

8:49

the girls the wrong way. She's,

8:52

she does this thing that's like...

8:54

The southern thing which is she

8:56

will say it in a nice

8:58

way But what she says is

9:01

I don't want to say this,

9:03

but I'm gonna it really is

9:05

reminiscent of an Elliot the vibe

9:07

is Elliot with two teas like

9:10

like I'm not saying she's Ellie

9:12

I'm I would never say that

9:14

about someone else, but the vibe

9:16

is there isn't it? Wait, the

9:19

vibe Hormona Lisa has a little

9:21

bit of you're saying you're comp

9:23

you're comparing Hormona Lisa I

9:26

see. The vibe is a little

9:28

that in terms of like, the

9:30

vibe is that where they're like,

9:32

there's a little bit. Yes, there's

9:35

something a little wrong. She's rubbing

9:37

the girls the wrong way. And

9:39

we're not seeing that. Like, as

9:41

an audience member, I'm still trying

9:43

to connect the dots a little

9:46

bit. But having said that, Corey

9:48

King is not a nice person.

9:50

So like, like, there's sort of

9:52

a narrative that like. She is

9:54

the she's like the the moral

9:57

guide? And it's like, well, I

9:59

think you're being mean too. So

10:01

like, what's the truth? Yes. Well,

10:03

who is right now this season,

10:05

who's giving, who's giving confessional tea?

10:07

Who's a confessional? Lexi is taking

10:10

it immediately. Who else? Anya is

10:12

edging in there. Yes, true. I

10:14

will also add jewel sparkles to

10:16

the mix because I do think.

10:18

that they sort of looked to

10:21

her as like, okay, you tell

10:23

us what's going on. She is

10:25

a really interesting character this season.

10:27

Like I am like, like I

10:29

am a little bit annoyed, but

10:31

I am also like living for

10:34

her too. Okay, speak on the

10:36

annoying. So should we talk about

10:38

the shared fabric gate or should

10:40

we like, that's its own whole

10:42

thing? Okay, let's talk about shared

10:45

fabric because I think it's, there's

10:47

something to that speaks to that

10:49

speaks to her character, right? Okay,

10:51

what's it? Are you, are you

10:53

team Jules or team Anya? I

10:56

have a hard answer. Overwhelming. I

10:58

am hard. Team Anya. Absolutely. This

11:00

is a competition. This is a

11:02

competition for me. And when Anya

11:04

said, you're over there rooshing, you

11:06

know what the fuck rooshing is.

11:09

We are sharing these items. I

11:11

understand that you said you called

11:13

Dibs on them, but guess what?

11:15

There's a competition. I need this,

11:17

bitch. And even when they were

11:20

referencing. Were they referencing precious? Where

11:22

they were like, I need this?

11:24

In like untucked, she was like,

11:26

I don't know. But anyway, I

11:28

related to Anya being like, I'm

11:31

not gonna sit here and give

11:33

you everything when you're already very

11:35

adept at this challenge. I'm not

11:37

gonna do that. I'm not gonna

11:39

ask for permission. I'm gonna ask

11:41

for forgiveness later. I don't think

11:44

she was asking. I don't think

11:46

so either. I think she was

11:48

like, fuck you, fuck you, I'm

11:50

gonna do on you. What team

11:52

are you? You know, I gotta

11:55

say I do love Anya, you

11:57

know Anya is one of my

11:59

favorite. is amazing. I love her,

12:01

I relate to her, but I

12:03

am team. Whoa! Team Jules Sparkle,

12:06

sorry to say, I do think,

12:08

I'm sorry to say, but this

12:10

is like you said, a competition

12:12

and she did nab those and

12:14

also Anya asked, are you using

12:16

them? Jules said yes, under the

12:19

context that they were for me.

12:21

So when. Anya took it without

12:23

asking her again. I was like,

12:25

okay, this is a little, a

12:27

little mess. You know what I

12:30

mean? You know what I mean?

12:32

You behave like your team Anya.

12:34

Like, you do, you are the

12:36

kind of girl who is going

12:38

to make a team Anya move.

12:40

You're like, well, that's cute, but

12:43

I'm gonna do this thing that's

12:45

going to gag the girls and

12:47

serve me. Absolutely, but I'm going

12:49

to say this, you react like

12:51

team dual sparkles. That's true. That

12:54

is 100% true, clocked. So explain

12:56

that to me. I can't clock

12:58

that T because you already clocked

13:00

it. It's been clocked to me.

13:02

It was giving what it got

13:05

and you just gave me what

13:07

I was trying to get. Got

13:09

it? We're so full of shit.

13:11

We are both full of shit.

13:13

I am so full of shit.

13:15

I don't know. I, I, I,

13:18

I, girl, let's be real. Your

13:20

team Jewels sparkles. I'm team Anya.

13:22

Let's like call us fate. Let's

13:24

be real. Like we're just, we're

13:26

so, we're projecting our trauma so

13:29

obviously. We're like, we want to

13:31

be this team. Because we're liars.

13:33

Because we're big fat liars, honey.

13:35

Well, you know what? I'm so

13:37

thankful that you, my sister, can

13:40

keep me honest. You better keep

13:42

me honest. You better keep me

13:44

honest. You better tell me the

13:46

truth. Okay, I mean, I guess

13:48

at the end of the day,

13:50

I'm full of shit because I'm

13:53

here for Team Anya. Arisma taking

13:55

her to the top. I'm here

13:57

for rue. Do you agree? Do

13:59

you agree with yes? I probably

14:01

would have given her the win

14:04

Certainly Aria Arietti or another the

14:06

win not too much. On you're

14:08

the win. Yep. I would have

14:10

given it to Arietti or on

14:12

you. Who would you have given

14:15

it to? Not too much. No,

14:17

the right winner. No, you're crazy.

14:19

The right winner wrong. The bitch.

14:21

No, no. I didn't like it

14:23

You just don't know exactly of

14:25

course not she's a she's a

14:28

twink but you cannot tell me

14:30

you cannot tell me that is

14:32

not the most beautiful guy I

14:34

can tell you that that she

14:36

is a twink generated by AI

14:39

and she lies the dress was

14:41

nothing I've I've seen that dress

14:43

before literally Trinity the tuck has

14:45

worn that dress I'm like we've

14:47

seen that and the hat as

14:49

big as it should have been

14:52

if the hat was gigantic I

14:54

would have gagged, but it was

14:56

not. It was completely normal-sized. Like...

14:58

And what about Arietti? Were you

15:00

living for? Arietti was classic clean,

15:03

gorgeous. And the... I'll say this,

15:05

I think the wig was doing

15:07

a lot of work for Arietti.

15:09

Not to say the dress wasn't

15:11

gaggy, because it certainly was, but

15:14

I think the wig was doing

15:16

a lot of work for that

15:18

outfit. I think you're right. I

15:21

would say Sam Star number one,

15:23

I would say on your nerve

15:26

number two, and I would put

15:28

Arietti number. Wow, well we should

15:30

fight about this, we should chirp

15:33

and burp the looks, huh? Okay,

15:35

well first... Let's take a break.

15:37

Oh my god, you scared me!

15:40

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I know you like struggle with

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have that- like condition or whatever

16:01

but no seriously like I just

16:03

I know you could use like

16:06

a little more money lately you

16:08

just you look like you could

16:10

use more money lately am I

16:13

right in assuming that am I

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It's okay. I'm not mad. I'm

19:00

not mad, Mac. Are you... Okay?

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Just do better. Do better. And

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Mac, I wanted a cold brew,

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you don't know the difference, I

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can't teach you. Yeah,

19:14

yeah, hey, don't get bitter, get

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better, just get better. Okay, my

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computer's dying, so I need to,

19:20

oh, find pick. What is going

19:22

on? Do you remember how all

19:24

these looks are? If I just

19:27

say what they are? Okay, let's

19:29

talk about them. I don't know

19:31

the order. Do you know the

19:33

order that they came out in?

19:35

Because bitch the fuck, I do

19:38

know that lucky sources first. Lucky

19:40

Stars, yes, giving that, again, it

19:42

was kind of Marie Antoinette. Let's

19:44

talk about the Lucky Stars. Let's

19:46

give, oh my God. So she

19:48

was like, I'm gonna give woman,

19:51

I'm gonna give orange hair. Which,

19:53

I was like, I'm so sad.

19:55

She's going, this is way too

19:57

early to make this kind of

19:59

move. Well, she was saying. she's

20:02

like I'm a crafty queen I

20:04

don't work with garments like this

20:06

I don't work with fabrics I'm

20:08

not that kind of girl and

20:10

I just immediately fell for her

20:12

but I was also like girl

20:15

can't you like look at like

20:17

fabrics as a sort of like

20:19

unconventional material like you you could

20:21

you really could have made this

20:23

work the chop in modern history

20:26

like It's it's the most unfair

20:28

pork chop, but I'm not mad

20:30

at the I'm like it's it

20:32

is her fault. She is the

20:34

reason why she's in the bottom.

20:36

I'm so sad. And she unfortunately

20:39

could not she wasn't able to

20:41

save herself. The fact that Lana

20:43

Juret and Corey King were like,

20:45

please God, literally God. get rid

20:47

of this cut named Joela Perry.

20:50

Like they were like praying, it's

20:52

gonna be amazing TV. Yeah, they

20:54

said Karma, Karma is a bitch.

20:56

They should have known better. They

20:58

were quoting Joe Jose. They were

21:01

quoting, but Joe Jose where the

21:03

creator of gay pop music did

21:05

not come through. She did not,

21:07

she did not hear their calls.

21:09

The patron saint of gay pop

21:11

did not hear them. The badass

21:14

bitch who's so messy she's gonna

21:16

have an ex on the podcast.

21:18

Let's get messy. Um, yeah, okay,

21:20

it's a burp, poor thing. It

21:22

was not awful, but it just

21:25

was not pretty either. Why was

21:27

she giving me season five? Oh

21:29

my God, it really was that.

21:31

It really, the mug was a

21:33

little Monica Beverly Hills, which that's

21:35

not a problem. It was. And

21:38

I didn't even hate the silhouette

21:40

that much. It just seemed such

21:42

like, it just seemed so. incomplete

21:44

or haphazard compared to everything else.

21:46

Yeah, and I think you're, you're

21:49

right, and I think it was

21:51

a little marine and to a

21:53

vanish. And we know from the

21:55

second, first episode, second episode, they

21:57

said, we don't like this anymore.

21:59

We all of a sudden hate

22:02

hate. Hate, hate. What are you

22:04

going to do? Okay bitch, okay,

22:06

what about, okay, I'm just going

22:08

in a random order. On your

22:10

nerves, big, green, nephratici, yeah. I

22:13

can love it. I do love

22:15

it. I think it is a

22:17

little simple and I think the

22:19

embellishments set a lot of work,

22:21

but you know what did do

22:23

the most work? Herk? Are performance.

22:26

That's what I'm saying. And I'm

22:28

like, if you haven't sewn before,

22:30

if it is a tube dress,

22:32

Bich, you sold it. Like, you

22:34

did the thing. I think it's

22:37

gorgeous. I think she's so smart.

22:39

I'm living for her talking heads.

22:41

I'm living for her fighting spirit.

22:43

I love that the girls are

22:45

bothered about her. And I just

22:47

love it. I'm a little nervous.

22:50

I'm a little nervous that she's

22:52

coming at a little bit defensive

22:54

a lot because, you know, she

22:56

does say, I don't have friends

22:58

where I'm from. And... Like, I

23:01

feel like she's coming in with

23:03

something to prove, which I was

23:05

like, I just want to be

23:07

like, Anya, relax. Just relax. You

23:09

can make friends out of this.

23:12

It's okay. No one's like really

23:14

coming at you except for the

23:16

hot model girls. It's okay. So

23:18

I just want her to relax.

23:20

I want her journey not to

23:22

be fighting all the time, because

23:25

that's just like really exhausting. That's

23:27

true. No, she keeps being like,

23:29

you're related. God, I like, I

23:31

think we're related. Like, you're my

23:33

sister, right? Yep. I know you

23:36

from some, I recognize you, that

23:38

bitch, you said the same thing

23:40

to Sam. I know, and guess

23:42

what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess

23:44

what? Guess what? And that's coming

23:46

from who? Miss Baba Black sheep

23:49

over here, have you any wool.

23:54

Neither do I. You've never been

23:56

cold in your life? No, I'm

23:58

too fucking hot. You're out with

24:01

a freaking tank top. Well, he's

24:03

pumping here. My damn husband is

24:05

pumping the heat like we're Rockefeller's.

24:07

So I'm hot. Okay, wait, what

24:09

about Crystal Envy giving like the

24:12

blue... Oh shit! I didn't hate

24:14

this. You didn't! I heard I

24:16

heard I hate this. No! I

24:18

didn't. I did not. It's cute.

24:21

I did not hit her mark.

24:23

I did not. I did not.

24:25

Oh, hi, Oscar. Oh, hi. No,

24:27

it's pretty. It's pretty. How many

24:30

girls? How many girls? How many

24:32

season 17 girls do you think?

24:34

Oh my God, only Lexi love.

24:36

Only Lexi love. I'm serious. Not

24:38

even saying because she's 33. Because

24:41

she's you know an AARP member

24:43

at the age of 33. This

24:45

is cute and pretty and it's

24:47

a it's a chirp and that's

24:50

really all I have to say

24:52

about it. Yeah. I mean the

24:54

thing with Crystal envy and we're

24:56

gonna come back to it maybe

24:59

even next week is that I

25:01

wish she had a little bit

25:03

more of a person. Well she

25:05

was certainly having had a lot

25:07

of opinions about on your nerves

25:10

dress and untucked. I thought that

25:12

was really interesting. Wood rack go

25:14

watch go watch. Shh. The untucks

25:16

are giving the season. Yeah, the

25:19

untucks are really good this season.

25:21

I'm shocked. I don't know what

25:23

they did, but it's working or

25:25

the casting was just great. Honestly,

25:28

the cast, the cast is really

25:30

doing a lot of the work.

25:32

They are. Because they are. It's

25:34

giving, like, we don't give a

25:36

fuck what you have to say.

25:39

I'm gonna say. I love it.

25:41

Okay, what about Ariyati, her red.

25:43

The braided headpiece, the balloon-ush sleeves,

25:45

the red- red red what he

25:48

and you said this was okay

25:50

she glued on to her skin

25:52

no this is good this is

25:54

very good not the good not

25:57

the giagon good good she didn't

25:59

quite cough like a man but

26:01

okay um but you know what

26:03

you know what I did mimi

26:05

um yeah this is good it

26:08

looks nice it's very beautiful I

26:10

will say that the dress is

26:12

nice the wig did a lot

26:14

of the work yeah it was

26:17

just like a it seemed like

26:19

Arietti was pissed off about the

26:21

fucking wig about Sam star winning

26:23

the challenge because it is funny

26:26

to win the challenge wearing a

26:28

Dennis the Menis blonde wig she

26:30

was wearing a Macaulkin ah home

26:32

alone not she looked like the

26:34

fucking that little she looked too

26:37

much too much Because you're if

26:39

you're insulting her you're also insulting

26:41

Monet and I can't I would

26:43

never insult Monet. Monet is a

26:46

star. Sam is a not. Okay.

26:48

Oh But star isn't her name.

26:50

It's it doesn't it say something

26:52

when you got to remind someone

26:55

you're a star when you got

26:57

to be like that's it's the

26:59

lady doth protest too much is

27:01

what I would say. Oh, okay.

27:03

I'm being I'm being way too

27:06

much but I just did not

27:08

think she should have won. I

27:10

need to come down. She is

27:12

a gorgeous, gorgeous queen. Let's talk

27:15

about, say, let's talk about this.

27:17

It's fine. It's absolutely, okay. Just

27:19

fine. The detail, the detail, the

27:21

finishing is great, but the idea

27:24

was so, is so plain pageant

27:26

that I was surprised at one.

27:28

But it's still a beautiful garment,

27:30

is it not. Her design, her

27:32

eye for design is great. Do

27:35

you know how hard it is

27:37

to make a dress with that

27:39

sort of pattern with the little

27:41

like intricate sort of bright cord

27:44

to make it seem sure when

27:46

I'm you just said, to make

27:48

it look even and centered, that

27:50

shit can't be easy. And she

27:53

did it, and it made it,

27:55

she made it look good. And

27:57

again, I do, listen, she is

27:59

not normally my type of drive,

28:01

the aesthetic, I don't really subscribe

28:04

to you. You're defending Donald Trump

28:06

is the vibe. I feel, oh.

28:08

I feel like you're defending Katie.

28:10

I feel like you're defending Katie

28:13

Perry right now telling me that

28:15

1 1.43 is a great album.

28:17

That's what I feel like you're

28:19

doing. I don't even know what

28:22

the fuck that is so Okay,

28:24

okay But I do think that

28:26

she does give something interesting to

28:28

the show and I don't know

28:30

I like her confessionals. I think

28:33

she's giving she is so fucking

28:35

gay She is she is so

28:37

fucking gay. She is love it

28:39

If Joella is the best drag

28:42

Ellie has to offer, I'm not

28:44

coming back. I mean, that shit

28:46

was funny. Very funny. I'm being

28:48

too much. I just didn't think

28:51

hers was the most interesting dress.

28:53

I understand. You come from a

28:55

place of trichorama. I'm projected. And

28:57

I think you are projecting what

28:59

she represents. And I personally, listen,

29:02

I would never defend, but I

29:04

think it's a little unfair. I

29:06

just, and listen, I do, I

29:08

do love Sam Starr. At first,

29:11

I do, I, I do like

29:13

her this season. I think she's

29:15

great. I think she is going

29:17

all the way. I feel you,

29:20

I feel you. I just, when

29:22

I see a, uh, an overly

29:24

confident twink, I, uh, I do,

29:26

um. I reached for my gun.

29:28

I reached for my pistol. You

29:31

know what I mean? And that's

29:33

not fair. Not the Chicago reference.

29:35

She's the musical theater queen, okay.

29:37

So, okay, okay, we should talk

29:40

about Hormona Lisa. Oh my God,

29:42

this was good drama. That Lexi

29:44

Love. called her out and said,

29:46

you, those are not the rindsters

29:49

provided. You must remove them and

29:51

we didn't even get to see

29:53

it. We didn't see that, I

29:55

wish. I wonder when it happened.

29:57

When do you think happened? When

30:00

do you think happened while they

30:02

were having lunch or something? It

30:04

felt like a morning thing. I

30:06

felt like she took stones home

30:09

at night. Yeah. Stone, like they

30:11

said you could work on something

30:13

at night. She, stones it at

30:15

night. Because sometimes they do do

30:18

do do that sometimes. Like you

30:20

can do this, you can take

30:22

one thing, you can take one

30:24

thing home and work home and

30:26

work home and work home and

30:29

work on home and work on

30:31

it. And she stoned it at

30:33

home and then Lexi or something

30:35

was like, those aren't the provided

30:38

stones. I live. Okay, so are

30:40

you team Lexi or? I'm team

30:42

Lexi, girl. I'm team Lexi. I'm

30:44

team Lexi. I'm team Lexi. I

30:47

believe and say this, I'm team

30:49

Lexi in a way that I

30:51

think Lexi didn't do it maliciously.

30:53

I think Lexi was like, like,

30:55

that's not fair. That's

30:59

what I think I could be wrong,

31:01

but I I'm not I don't think

31:03

it's as benevolent as you think I

31:06

Guess I guess in a way because

31:08

like Hormona Lisa was feeling some type

31:10

of way, but I do think Lexi

31:12

was helping her. Okay. I do I

31:14

do think because I feel like they

31:17

would have locked Yeah, what do you

31:19

think? Let's ask the audience. Was it

31:21

benevolent or was it like no? No,

31:23

no unfair in a plate. You holding

31:26

a plate. Let's ask the audience. Yeah

31:28

You're too old you don't get don't

31:30

Let's ask the audience at home. Oh

31:32

my god. Okay, the plate the video

31:35

no the video with the chicken The

31:37

soul chicken bone. No, no, no, no.

31:39

I think you could have set it

31:41

up more clearly I don't think it

31:44

was clear. I think it was clear.

31:46

I think it's your setup you want

31:48

to work on that work on that

31:50

baby work on that set up mommy

31:52

now It looks like you've gotten work

31:55

with that the cast around your head

31:57

right now Okay. It

32:00

was just like, I just

32:02

got. Let's get classic surgery

32:04

together. Come on. I would

32:07

do, what would you get

32:09

done? I don't, I just want

32:11

my face to like, I wanna

32:13

get that George Clooney,

32:15

I don't need it yet. I

32:17

wanna look like George Clooney,

32:20

because George Clooney got

32:22

a face like an old

32:24

man facelift, where like he

32:27

has wrinkles. But he

32:29

also got snatched in

32:31

certain areas. It's genius.

32:34

It's genius. Like his

32:36

work is so good. Okay.

32:38

What do you want to

32:40

get done? Okay. Everything.

32:43

All of it. All of it.

32:45

Change my whole face off.

32:47

Face off. Let's do a

32:49

face off me and you.

32:51

I think we already

32:53

have. I think to

32:56

most people, it's happened.

32:58

They would never know.

33:00

Okay, let's take one more

33:02

break and then we'll

33:04

talk about Thursday's looks.

33:06

Bring the Mac. My

33:09

God. Oh, you spelled,

33:11

you fucking idiot. You

33:13

fucking. Go back. Go back.

33:15

Go back to the cage. Go.

33:17

Go. Go, take your chew toy.

33:20

Go. Go. Okay. Mac is

33:22

a dog? Our intern is

33:24

just a dog. Jules sparkles

33:26

with the green rooshing the

33:29

pointy titties and like this

33:31

hair cone. Cunt. She should have,

33:33

she should have been in the

33:35

top. I love this. Why didn't

33:37

they put her in the top? But

33:39

isn't this just a simple tube

33:41

dress? I don't think so, but

33:43

I don't know how to sew.

33:46

So when I saw the amount

33:48

of details on it. I was

33:50

getting. I mean, the rouging she

33:52

did, holy fuck, how did I, I'm like,

33:54

how did you do this? How do, how

33:56

were you able to finish this? How are

33:58

we able to see this? And

34:01

Joela's disgusting

34:03

look happened. They had

34:05

the same amount of

34:07

time to do that.

34:09

I know. I know.

34:11

I know. It's like

34:13

that moment when Utica

34:15

made a slumber bag

34:17

gown and fucking Miss

34:19

Lala re taped bags

34:21

on a corset. It's

34:24

like, you both had eight

34:26

hours and this is what

34:28

happened. Yeah, they were trying to

34:30

make her mad. Who would you

34:33

have taken out? You would have

34:35

taken out Sam. Yeah, I think

34:37

so. I mean, yeah, maybe even

34:39

Arietti, like I think Arietti

34:41

was good, but I could have

34:43

seen them being like, this is

34:45

good, but we're gonna move on. No,

34:48

Sam, I would have taken Sam out.

34:50

I would have switched. Oh. Sam,

34:52

I thought it was completely fine.

34:54

And something I've already

34:56

seen. Who would

34:58

you have taken out? Oh yeah, you

35:01

said that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

35:03

Should be pissed, and Jules, it

35:05

would have been, because they're,

35:07

like this, they're inseparable.

35:10

And I don't think that they're

35:12

gonna last for a long time.

35:15

Oh really? I mean, listen,

35:17

it's a competition show,

35:19

so already is so hungry is

35:21

so hungry for a win, and

35:23

I feel like Arietti

35:25

is so competitive. Something's

35:28

gonna happen. She's gonna

35:30

make some enemies. She's

35:33

gonna, I mean, she's gonna

35:35

make some enemies, but she's

35:37

gonna make some more enemies.

35:40

Yeah, I think so. She's

35:42

a little, she's wild. She's

35:44

really feeling her jush in

35:47

those confessionals in a way

35:49

where like, oh, she's gonna say

35:52

some shit. Oh, yeah. I said that.

35:54

They look the same. Has to

35:56

cancel me. I don't give a

35:58

fucking shit. Joela! This was

36:00

not ugly. This wasn't ugly.

36:03

It just was... This wasn't ugly.

36:05

No, no, no. I agree.

36:07

I do think it was

36:09

a well-constructed body suit. And

36:11

we'll say it was pretty.

36:13

But girl, it's a body...

36:16

It's a bathing suit and

36:18

then like cool pieces of

36:20

fabric on the hip and shoulder.

36:22

How would you have saved

36:24

this? Oh my God, me. How would

36:26

you give it monopolic? Maybe more

36:28

of a cape. Maybe more

36:30

of a cape than just pieces of

36:33

fabric. First of all, I don't

36:35

know how to sew very well,

36:37

but capes are more monopolant. Girl,

36:40

you don't know how to sew at all.

36:42

What do you mean very well? Wow. I,

36:44

I, wow. If stapling fabric

36:46

together is, sure, I guess, but do

36:48

you know how to sew? But do you

36:51

know how to? Yeah. I actually do.

36:53

I, did you sew what you're wearing?

36:55

Did you sew that? I did,

36:57

I didn't admit that.

37:00

Wow, okay, well that explains

37:02

the lack of

37:04

shape. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

37:07

It's a scarf, what

37:09

do you like? It's doing

37:11

nothing for your

37:13

hips, it's doing

37:15

nothing for you. Okay,

37:18

Joela's like, I'm gonna

37:20

chirp it's not ugly.

37:23

Girl, it's not ugly. I'm

37:25

slow. It's not ugly. Maybe

37:27

it was ugly. I would burp

37:29

it. It's not ugly. I'm

37:31

chirping it. But it does

37:33

not meet the challenge. Here's

37:36

how you fix this. Okay,

37:38

tell me. Tell me, Miss

37:40

Sower. Tell me, Miss Nitter.

37:42

You wear a fabric. Oh, really? fabric

37:44

wrapped around you and then you can

37:46

reveal into the body suit to make

37:49

it feel like a resort wear Outfit

37:51

that's what that's how it's giving monopolies

37:53

because opulent bitches go to resorts and

37:55

that is a bathing suit honey and

37:58

that's how you say that look you see the

38:00

little string things that you had

38:02

on your hips and your shoulders,

38:04

which is very pretty, but you

38:06

put that in the overcoat in

38:09

the, in the, in the robe

38:11

section. When you reveal, boom, bam,

38:13

that is the bathing suit that

38:15

you have on. That's how you

38:18

say this. Okay, that's coming

38:20

from Miss, Little Miss Boheep.

38:22

She said, she knows, she knows

38:24

real elegance when she sees

38:27

it. No, it's bad. It's bad.

38:29

It's just. She resurrected

38:31

the spirit of Brita

38:33

filter and wore these giant

38:36

mini mouse shoes Hideous mini

38:38

skirt. It's pretty bad. I

38:41

think it's bad. Oh my god.

38:43

You think this is worse than

38:45

Joe Ellis I do for a fact.

38:47

It's it's it's it is way less

38:50

opulent. There's no

38:52

opulence like TS Madison

38:54

said she looks like a

38:56

woman of the night. It's

38:58

the fur as ugly The

39:01

skirt is short and hooker-ish.

39:03

The shoes are boats. Nothing

39:05

was opulent. Joela was at

39:07

least pretty. Her face is

39:09

pretty, but the outfit was awful.

39:12

I think it was a

39:14

well-constructed outfit. I think

39:16

that took more work than Joela's

39:18

look. But that much wrong work.

39:21

You're too young to have that

39:23

much wrong work in your dress.

39:25

Damn. It's really bad. This is

39:28

a burp. I don't love it, but

39:30

I do think it is way

39:32

better than Juela's look for

39:34

sure. I'm crazy. I think

39:36

I just think it's really

39:39

short. It's ugly. It's

39:41

choppy. Let's ask the

39:43

audience. The fabrics that

39:45

Juela were wearing looked

39:47

elegant. This looked fuzzy,

39:49

furry, rotted. Like nothing

39:51

looked pretty on it.

39:53

It was a. Why are you talking

39:56

about Lydia B. Collins's look like

39:58

that? Burp, it's a burp. Okay,

40:01

let's talk about Lydia.

40:04

Okay, Lydia B. Collins

40:06

giving, she did it better.

40:08

It was draping. There was

40:10

sleeves. It had a silhouette

40:13

on her bodice. It was better.

40:15

Was it my favorite? I love

40:17

Lydia. I love Lydia. This is

40:20

a big flop for me. I

40:22

will say why. Say more. It was

40:24

messy. She is a tiny girl.

40:26

That was. a lot of

40:29

fabric and it was eating

40:31

her. That's fair. That hat

40:33

thing? I'm like, okay, conceptually,

40:35

I kind of understand, but

40:37

it did not look neat.

40:39

It did not look polished.

40:41

I was like, was swallowing

40:43

her up, I'll give you that,

40:46

but. It's too much and I

40:48

didn't quite get any of

40:50

the details, just because it

40:52

was too much clothes on

40:54

that petite woman. So for

40:56

me. It's a burp. Okay, I'm, that's

40:59

a bit much. And I thought she

41:01

was gonna be in the bottom three

41:03

to be honest with you. And

41:05

all the girls were saying like,

41:07

oh, she's in the top. So I was

41:10

like, I must have missed something.

41:12

I know I'm being wrong here.

41:14

I know I'm being crazy. But to

41:16

me, personally, for me,

41:18

it looked a little bit of

41:20

a flop. I think it's not

41:22

the worst girl. The worst was

41:24

like the worst. Okay. Okay, I'll.

41:27

What the fuck is right in

41:29

the middle? Just like, eh, eh,

41:31

eh, I'll give it a light chirp

41:33

because to me it was fine.

41:35

So it'd be a, oh I guess

41:38

a middle would be a chirp just

41:40

spelled differently. But look,

41:42

look, look, I'm gonna

41:44

just give it a, it's,

41:47

it's a light chirp because I

41:49

thought it was fine, it was

41:51

not, it was not great, but

41:53

it was fine. Okay. Oh,

41:56

I'm gagging on Lana

41:58

Jerry's beauty. Yeah, this

42:00

is this is a chirp because

42:03

it's a nice outfit like right

42:05

in the middle of the home.

42:07

I'm gonna murp it too. I'm

42:10

actually gonna go back to murp.

42:12

I'm murping both Lana and Blidia.

42:14

Blidia. Blidia. Yeah, this is this

42:17

is a cherp because it's a

42:19

nice outfit and it does give

42:22

me a little. Opulence, but it's

42:24

a light. Yeah, it felt very

42:26

like, yeah, you made that in

42:29

the workroom and that the application

42:31

felt very dollar store. Stapold in

42:33

there. Yeah, she's gorgeous though. Okay,

42:36

let's talk about, okay, we talked

42:38

about Onya Nerve, we loved her,

42:40

Sam Star. Did we talk about,

42:43

oh, we didn't really talk about

42:45

Hormona though. We talked about the

42:47

thing, the cheating thing, but did

42:50

you like the strips? Yeah, it

42:52

was pretty. I actually loved it.

42:54

I think it was really well

42:57

done. It's like the mermaid cut,

42:59

the bustle, the taffeta. Yeah, it's

43:02

a classic dress. Come on. She

43:04

ate that up. She ate that

43:06

hormone. You ate that hormone. We

43:09

can't lie. But Lexi love. I

43:11

would have put this bitch in

43:13

the top too. I mean. She

43:16

can't win every challenge. No, and

43:18

I do get that like hers

43:20

was a simpler look. I think

43:23

she did it beautifully the She

43:25

looked Stustustust stunning the role thing

43:27

worked 80% The it worked yeah,

43:30

it worked again. She looks so

43:32

stunning the contacts looked sexy on

43:35

her the her gorgeous body the

43:37

way she added little feather embellishments.

43:39

I mean this was great The

43:42

bitch is smart. She knows what

43:44

she's doing. It's a nice reference

43:46

and it paid off. This is

43:49

hot. I fucking love her. Oh,

43:51

I love her Okay, she's great.

43:53

I know that if I meet

43:56

her in person. I'd be me

43:58

to but I would I would

44:00

just bow down so quick. I

44:03

would lick her, lick her pump

44:05

immediately. Um, lick her Lydia. Never

44:08

said that. Susie too. Susie too,

44:10

having a quiet edit in this

44:12

episode. I do love this look.

44:15

I was very impressed because she

44:17

said she's like, I'm not a

44:19

sower. I don't know how to

44:22

make outfits. And to me, I

44:24

was like, it fits her body

44:26

perfectly. And I think her makeup

44:29

is getting better. Yeah, she's experimenting

44:31

and she was such a cute

44:33

sweet sister to Lucky stars. I'm

44:36

just I'm really excited to see

44:38

what she's getting that Sasha, uh,

44:41

Miss Sasha, oh Not Colby Yes,

44:44

wow, forgot her last name. She's

44:47

getting a bit of a sashivolar

44:49

edit of like, I'm sweet, I'm

44:51

quiet, I'm different, and I'm gonna

44:53

kind of like quietly skate to

44:55

the, not quietly, but she's gonna

44:58

make it to the end, it

45:00

feels like. Hands down, her and

45:02

Lexi are just primed to be

45:04

the like, wow. It's a race

45:06

for good to get them. Am

45:09

I wrong? Like, am I even

45:11

a little bit wrong? I think

45:13

you're, I think Anya could come

45:15

in there and win it, and

45:17

win it as well, as well.

45:20

Yeah, Anja, I mean, Anja, I

45:22

think Anja will get cut short,

45:24

unfortunately. You think so? I mean,

45:26

who knows? She could underdog her

45:28

way all the way, because some

45:30

of her runways have been scary,

45:33

like pretty scary. Here's the thing,

45:35

the runway stuff, they're kind of

45:37

over now. We're doing acting challenges,

45:39

we're doing snatch game, and listen,

45:41

mark my fucking words. I promise

45:44

to you on this day, on

45:46

your nerve is going to win

45:48

snatch game. Strick, there is no

45:50

question in my mind that she

45:52

will win snatch game. She might

45:55

go home after snatch game, but

45:57

the producers are like, we cannot

45:59

get rid of her before snatch

46:01

game. There is no fucking way.

46:03

And I do think she will

46:06

eat up a lip sync if

46:08

she's ever in the bottom two.

46:10

I could even see Arietti getting

46:12

to that final four. I really

46:14

could. No, I don't see it.

46:17

But you think the run, I

46:19

think there's gonna be more runway

46:21

stuff, because I don't know if

46:23

you know this, but they do

46:25

it every episode. You know, they

46:28

tend to have one every single

46:30

episode. But do they put emphasis

46:32

on the runway? Okay, that's a

46:34

fair question, because, you know what?

46:36

I mean, I hear you, and

46:39

I know that people spend a

46:41

lot of money and lose their

46:43

houses over the runway, but sometimes

46:45

it doesn't matter. Kudos! Eleanor Roosevelt?

46:47

Kudos! You ate that up. You

46:50

ate that up. You look like

46:52

you're recovering from polio right now,

46:54

and I gotta give you your

46:56

points on that. You write, you

46:58

write. Eleanor Roosevelt never had polio.

47:00

How do you know? I mean,

47:03

because she's my friend. Was it

47:05

just her husband who had the

47:07

polio's? Um, why am I talking

47:09

about this? Okay. What else do

47:11

you want to say before we

47:14

say who falls in the the

47:16

winner is Sam Star, I roll?

47:18

I do not agree. Do you

47:20

agree? You hate that? I do

47:22

agree. I told you I do

47:25

like this. Who would you have

47:27

given it to? Onya? Or literally

47:29

Jules. That would have been so

47:31

crazy. You are a crazy girl

47:33

because if Onya won that challenge,

47:36

do you know how many people

47:38

would have been? Yes, good TV.

47:40

Everyone would, no, no one would

47:42

be happy with that. I really

47:44

thought her look and silhouette was

47:47

the most opulent one though. Girl,

47:49

we forget, girl. I can't believe

47:51

forgot is in her name. Like

47:53

that is so crazy, because it's,

47:55

yeah, Acacia forgot, we sure did.

47:58

Yeah. No, you didn't remember? You

48:00

didn't fucking remember? In case you,

48:02

in case you did not, you

48:04

removed on. You didn't, you weren't

48:06

like, oh my gosh, wait, wait,

48:09

wait, wait, wait. You moved on

48:11

and I said, girl, I'm trying

48:13

to help you. You squirk like

48:15

you triple like a... You over

48:17

there? You over there? You over

48:20

there healing from a... No, no,

48:22

no, no, no, no, no, no.

48:24

You called me... Absolutely. But you're

48:26

not supposed to forget, in case

48:28

you forgot. It's weird. Listen. You

48:30

over there, you're healing from a

48:33

19-10-era toothache with a-a. You don't,

48:35

you forgot. Okay, so Akasha, Akasha,

48:37

forgot, gave yellow Dolly Parton. You

48:39

can't get her west. She's fucking

48:41

down, bitch. The fuck. You said,

48:44

I'm gonna take the, you say,

48:46

you, you were quoting Lana, Lana-Juret

48:48

there. You took that bus and

48:50

you said, I- I actually thought

48:52

this was- Akasha. This was okay.

48:58

Um, I am, I

49:00

guess, uh, I'd rather

49:02

not, I'd rather not

49:04

explain. Because you feel

49:06

guilty, that you forgot

49:08

a kasha. Is it

49:10

because you forgot a

49:12

kasha? Is it, because

49:14

you forgot, oh my

49:16

god. You must have

49:18

broken the dawn, Akasha,

49:20

forgot. You broke the

49:22

dawn. Um, I am,

49:24

I guess, huh. But

49:27

it's oh, it's not hitty. Okay,

49:29

third merp and I like this

49:31

I'm sorry third merp You can't

49:34

be you are you and you

49:36

hate Sam star, but you given

49:38

the most pageant answers today. I

49:40

can't fucking stand you No, this

49:42

is I'm just jealous because you

49:44

could never be a pageant girl.

49:46

You could never and I don't

49:49

want to and the system doesn't

49:51

want it either As the current

49:53

raining, little Miss Alhambra, I'll have

49:55

you know that you could never

49:57

take. this crown. The reason you

49:59

want is because no one else

50:02

competed that day. Yeah, that's correct,

50:04

but I was ready to hold

50:06

my own and I still did

50:08

the lip sync for the crown

50:10

uncontested. They said, no, stop, please

50:12

don't. Okay, let's talk about the

50:14

bottom two girl. Um, yes, Joela.

50:17

Lucky stars. Don't forget the L.

50:19

I did. Lucky stars. Zazz. Zazz.

50:21

What did you think of this?

50:23

Damn, it was a funny, it

50:25

was, first of all, funny Paula

50:27

Abdul song, it felt like a,

50:30

speaking of season six, like an

50:32

old school lip sync song. Well

50:34

yes, yeah, I agree. I mean,

50:36

Joela did win by a hair.

50:38

By a hair? By a hair?

50:40

A hair. Girl, are we just,

50:43

are we just never agreed on

50:45

a lot? You think Joela won

50:47

a lot? Girl, I'm gonna say,

50:49

listen, we've been shooting on Joela

50:51

And she ate that lipstick I

50:53

thought she really did deliver on

50:55

this. She did do good. I

50:58

just had a hard time liking

51:00

it. Lucky just did not. I

51:02

know deliver the shoes. I don't

51:04

even think the shoes flying off

51:06

was really. It was a little

51:08

bit of an issue. It comes

51:11

to Rupal saying the phone. Yeah.

51:13

And when it cuts to Rupal

51:15

reacting in any kind of way.

51:17

It's not good. It's not good

51:19

unless she's doing the like the

51:21

open the open-eyed I want to

51:24

eat you both you know and

51:26

she's like like she has the

51:28

open yes she does do that

51:30

like she looks like literally like

51:32

yeah like she's like like when

51:34

she was staring at Valentina in

51:36

All Stars 4 doing I'm so

51:39

into you she looked like she

51:41

wanted to open her jaw and

51:43

eat her up like a chicken

51:45

nugget. I always think

51:47

of the lip sync of Paula

51:49

Abduels straight up lip sync in

51:51

season three between Raja and Carmen.

51:54

That one. That. Or, or, or,

51:56

or. What? No, or Paula Abdul's

51:58

lip sync to Vibology with Trinity

52:00

and Adore. Does she just like,

52:02

is she just, is she horny?

52:04

Look, she loves Paula. There's no

52:06

doubt she loves Paula. We've had

52:08

a lot of Paula Abdul lip

52:11

sinks. Wow. Yeah, okay work. Yes,

52:13

you're right. Lucky stars. God, that

52:15

hurts. Unfortunately. And she. does not

52:17

pull the right lever. I'm so

52:19

embarrassed that these girls have to

52:21

do the lever thing. I'm so

52:23

embarrassed for them. So dorky, so

52:25

stupid, such a waste of our

52:28

time. It's so dumb, it's so

52:30

dumb. Especially when we saw it

52:32

working in the very first episode,

52:34

you're like, oh, this is just

52:36

a flop. By the way, producers,

52:38

here's the fix. If you told

52:40

the audience which levers are the

52:42

winning levers at the beginning of

52:45

the season? They don't know. I'm

52:47

saying though that would bring the

52:49

audience. They don't know. It's whoever

52:51

they want to keep. I know,

52:53

but I would bring the audience

52:55

into the drama. Instead, it's such,

52:57

it's stupid. It is who they

52:59

want to keep. But if they

53:02

said on the screen, the winning

53:04

levers are one and seven. That

53:06

would be exciting. No, because then

53:08

they have to be beholden to

53:10

that. And you know that's it.

53:12

I know, but they could at

53:14

least edit it to be a

53:16

lie. I don't know. Whatever. It's

53:19

stupid. It's terrible. Next week is

53:21

I'm so excited to see the

53:23

Joella backlash. I'm so excited Who's

53:25

going home next week? It's Joella

53:27

or Acacia. No, you give me

53:29

one name girl. You can't give

53:31

me a button. Okay. It's Acacia.

53:33

Maybe? On a case, oh, a

53:36

case is going on. I don't

53:38

want her to, I'm enjoying. She's

53:40

a filler queen, she's a filler

53:42

queen, but she's not gonna feel,

53:44

her position isn't filled just yet.

53:46

God, I don't think that's the

53:48

compliment, you think it is? Um,

53:50

yeah. Yeah, girl, facts are facts.

53:53

Why are you acting brand new?

53:55

We've seen 17 plus. of the

53:57

show, do you not know how

53:59

the show works? The next person

54:01

to go home is Joela, hands

54:03

down. Maybe, but I mean, she's

54:05

such good agitation. I don't want

54:08

her to go home now. Now,

54:10

I, before I saw the show,

54:12

I said, girl, you got to

54:14

go. But now I'm like, no,

54:16

I want you to stay. Listen

54:18

to the sound effects they use

54:20

when she's talking. The way they

54:22

have really, they're underlining, they're underlining,

54:25

they're underlining, Here's the

54:27

thing she's going home next week,

54:29

but she's coming back. Oh, yeah,

54:31

and if Joe and if Joelle

54:34

is smart She will fully embrace

54:36

the villain edit that she's getting

54:38

and come back with a vengeance.

54:41

I'd love to I love to

54:43

see it I'm proud of my

54:45

peer Joella Perry I just want

54:48

to say as someone who's completely

54:50

on my level great job Joella

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