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This

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is

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a

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headgum

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original.

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I'm Oscar Montoya. I'm Manoagapian,

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he, Annie, and we're

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so glad you're here

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to talk season 17 of

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RuPaul's drag race.

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Specifically, episode 12. 12? I

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took a well swing. Whoo, episode

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12. Whoo, I took a

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well swing. We're almost there.

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We're almost at the finish

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line, episode 12. And what

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away, what a mid. What

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a mid-ass episode to take

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us towards the finale. Girl.

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Girl. What the hell? What is,

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what was this challenge? I am,

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so the first thing we need

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to say is, where is, where

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is the budget? Where is the

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fucking budget? I know it's going

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in the pockets of the world

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of wonder producers, but here's

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the thing. Y'all need to

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spend. a little bit more

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on these challenges. Oh, oh,

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oh my. This challenge cost

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zero dollars and it shows.

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Do you know how expensive

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it was to get Ross

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Matthews for Ross Matthews and

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the Ducks last week? Yeah,

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he's, he's, he's, he's got

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a big budget. Honey, he's

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expensive. They need to cut

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expenses. And it definitely

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showed in this episode because

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what in the... What in the

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chicanery is happening up in this

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gig, doll? Yeah, it was, this

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was not gorgeous, fabulous, fabulous,

1:55

gorgeous. Not at all.

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Jade was nowhere to

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be seen. Oh,

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a

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party!

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Oh,

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a

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party!

2:30

She makes her way over

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to somewhere where someone is offering

2:34

foundation. She picks it up. Oh

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my god, we have to write,

2:39

I mean, we could write

2:41

dissertations on this moment in

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pop culture history. It's really

2:45

formative. It is the milestone. Everyone

2:48

has, every queer person I think

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has a pop culture milestone.

2:52

Okay, for me it is

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100% Jade doing the cover

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girl commercial. What is it for

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you? What what is your pop

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culture milestone? Where you're like synergized

3:03

with pop culture and queer

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queerness. You know, um, I'm,

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uh, this is hard. Queerness

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and pop culture. I do want

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to say another A&TM moment, but

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I'll weirdly say. strangers with

3:16

candy. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

3:18

Yes. Yes. That's also the

3:20

reason why I like comedy and

3:22

the reason why I'm writing comedy

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is because of that show.

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I really think so. It's

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like, there's like a couple

3:31

reasons, but like, it's like in

3:33

the top three or five of

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just like, these people are freaks.

3:38

I understand this freaky language

3:40

they're talking and it's the

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only thing I want to

3:44

do. Yeah. Oh. I don't know

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what. Okay. If I have to

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pick a moment in strangers

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with candy. I'll pick the

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moment where she's. spelling, where

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she's trying to spell and she's

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illiterate. And instead, and she guesses

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when they're like, what is V-I-C-T-O-R-I

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spell? She's like, Bandango, Fandango,

4:04

Fandango. It's so iconic. The

4:06

most iconic moment ever. Holy

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crap. It's so good. It's so

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funny. And why am this piggy

4:13

underrated? It's the pairing of

4:15

Miss Piggy and Martha Stewart

4:17

together that really does something

4:19

for me. And the fact that

4:22

they worked so often. I know.

4:24

What is that? What's the

4:26

historical context? I don't know.

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Martha Stewart is a fascinating

4:30

villain, but I like her, but

4:32

I don't like her. Yes, I

4:35

don't know where to stand on

4:37

Miss Martha Stewart. She did

4:39

go to jail. She's problematic

4:41

as fuck and she's also

4:43

a hero. Like, she's best friends

4:46

with Snoop Dog. Yes, she is

4:48

wild. You have to watch

4:50

the Netflix documentary of hers.

4:52

Oh, really? She is fascinating.

4:54

She's like, she cheats on her

4:56

husband because she was like, well,

4:59

the man was gorgeous. I had

5:01

to sleep with him. And

5:03

then when her husband cheats

5:05

on her, she's like, well,

5:07

he's a cheater, I had to

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get rid of him. And then,

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you know what? Yeah. And

5:14

then the producer is like,

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but you cheated, and she's

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like, it's not the same. It's

5:21

wild. She's wild, wild, and I'm

5:23

obsessed with her. Not the

5:25

double standard. Okay, you know

5:27

what? I love that for

5:29

a woman. You know what? Cheed

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on whoever you want. Women. Cheat

5:34

on everybody. Speaking of double standards,

5:36

we're talking about another insane

5:38

installment in this season of

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drag race, which is one

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big track. This season is a

5:45

trap. Thank you for, you know,

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bringing the car back to

5:49

the parking lot. I had

5:51

someone's got to do it,

5:53

girl. You're the professional one. Please

5:55

drive it for me! So, so,

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so one, so. That one's creeping

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up in my drag race

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vocabulary. That one's creeping up

6:04

for me again. It's really

6:06

good. So, this episode's insane. Okay,

6:09

okay, where do we start? Okay,

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well, what is, what's the

6:13

purpose of this episode motto?

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What's the challenge this week?

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The purpose of this episode is

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eliminate whoever we feel like it.

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Oh, damn. That's the truth,

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and you're never gonna convince

6:26

me otherwise. Because again, oh,

6:28

this is good tea. I went

6:30

to go see this in West

6:33

Hollywood, because Lexi Love was like

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live and in person kind

6:37

of doing. a viewing party

6:39

now that says what's on

6:41

her mind in these viewing parties

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she she sure does and I'll

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tell you what she said

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88 times fuck Susie too

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and I was like what

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happened but like literally every time

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you're lying no no every I

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mean it was she was a

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this is juicy everyone hey

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shocker she's unhing but every

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time Susie too was on

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screen I love Lexi but it

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really is like hanging out with

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your drunk friend who it

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was like hanging out with

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your drunk messy friend who's

7:16

very talented you know what I

7:19

mean like where you're like this

7:21

girl so like every time

7:23

Susie was on screen she

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was like fuck you fuck

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you Susie kidding like into the

7:29

microphone as we're watching and everyone

7:32

in the audience was like oh

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Okay. Now what happened? What

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happened that we didn't get

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to see on the show?

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I know something else happened that

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we don't know either after or

7:45

I don't know, something weird

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happened because I mean, I'm

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not kidding. She said it.

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She said it a total of

7:53

29 times just every time she

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was on screen. And it was

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like, okay. It was really

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weird. But Lexi Love is

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delightful. She has a good

8:04

time gal. She is maybe not

8:07

the most, she's not built for

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hosting. Because again, it was

8:11

just kind of like, oh,

8:13

you're my funny crazy kooky

8:15

friend. You're not like on host.

8:18

Yeah. Did you get winner energy

8:20

off her? The vibe was,

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even when we were watching

8:24

this episode, she was doing

8:26

the Lexi Love thing, where she

8:28

was like, see, at least I

8:31

can do something, right? Oh no.

8:33

See, at least I did

8:35

this thing, right? Oh no.

8:37

So I'm very worried. Back,

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baby. I'm very worried for next

8:42

week, because she just the whole

8:44

time was like, see, at

8:46

least I can do something.

8:48

Ah, fuck, kill me. Like,

8:50

she was, she is Gilbert Godfrey.

8:53

She is. So that is the

8:55

T. She is delightful but

8:57

a mess. And I'm right.

8:59

Yes, super. Six four, I

9:01

think. Oh my God. So tall.

9:03

People shouldn't be that tall. So

9:06

charming. So beautiful. So beautiful. But

9:08

again. Six two. I don't

9:10

think people should be that

9:12

tall. I agree. I mean,

9:14

as someone who's kissing six two.

9:17

I'm like right under you. I

9:19

think that was just too

9:21

tall. Wait what? What is

9:23

kissing 6-2? What does that

9:25

mean? That's what people say. People

9:27

say, people say kissing 6-foot. You

9:30

haven't heard of that? What? Who's

9:32

saying that? It's a phrase.

9:34

It's a phrase that the

9:36

boys say because every boy

9:38

wants to be kissing 6-foot. You

9:41

know what I mean? Like, every

9:43

boy wants to be 6-foot.

9:45

So sometimes when they're like

9:47

lying, they're like, well, I'm

9:49

kissing 6-foot. You

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wanna be short enough that you

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wanna kiss up to six? I

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don't know what I was thinking.

9:58

When I grow up, I wanna

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be six feet! Um, I re-watch

10:03

that season five, Coco, man, Coco

10:05

Montrice really eats up that lip

10:08

sync with her verse Monica. You

10:10

know what, she also eats up

10:12

a fucking tweet, girl. Oh my

10:15

God, she's been so mad lately.

10:17

Oh my God, wait, did you

10:19

see that tweet? Or literally someone

10:22

was like, I love drag. I'm

10:24

so thankful to have drag in

10:26

my life. And I appreciate that,

10:29

like, Venus and plain Jane Jane

10:31

Jane. say like no me in

10:33

the community and then her reply

10:36

to that was go play in

10:38

heavy traffic that's what it was

10:41

it was so crazy where she

10:43

was like someone was just saying

10:45

like I love track and then

10:48

she replied go play in heavy

10:50

traffic it was very funny and

10:52

I don't get it no okay

10:55

I would also like to point

10:57

out a tweet that she wrote

10:59

in response to kati or something

11:02

Because we all know this. This

11:04

is, if you don't know this,

11:06

y'all, let me educate you. The

11:09

lore is, Coco Montrice wants to

11:11

fuck, Trixie Mattel so bad. Oh

11:13

my god, that is so, I've

11:16

seen these clips and it's shocking.

11:18

She wants to fuck her so

11:20

bad and it's so crazy. So

11:23

anyways, Coco says this. Nobody is

11:25

scared of cottia. She knows who

11:27

I am and she also knows

11:30

I'm perfect for Trixy That's undeniable.

11:32

I'm talented. She's talented. I'm beautiful.

11:34

She's beautiful and well the rest

11:37

y'all will have to find out

11:39

later and then like tongue out

11:41

Smiley face and then she says

11:44

oh and then cottie says a

11:46

man sister I could be more

11:48

enthusiastic in my blessing for these

11:51

two may their union be fruitful

11:53

long lasting and erotic And then

11:55

Kogomontri says, Katia, there's enough of

11:58

Mandingo Koko to go around. Oh

12:00

my god. Break out the benga,

12:02

let's live on the edge. Ask

12:05

Courtney Act, she's from Australia, she

12:07

likes everything big and paralyzing. What

12:09

the fuck? The fuck is she's

12:12

saying her penis paralyzed. Now decode

12:14

that Dan Brown. I don't think

12:16

Dan Brown needs a whole franchise

12:19

to decode that one tweet. Oh

12:21

my god, that is so fucking

12:23

crazy. She's crazy. Oh no, I

12:26

mean, I know she's crazy, but

12:28

oh no. It's a little unhinged.

12:31

Someone, check up on Miss Coco,

12:33

see what she's doing, girl. That

12:35

video of her singing Lana Del

12:38

Ray and with like all of

12:40

the... Oh, I have to show

12:42

it too late. I do not

12:45

know this video. What you speak.

12:47

It's just it's just her, you

12:49

know, posting like emotional videos while

12:52

she has the craziest filter on

12:54

her face. I think it's like,

12:56

I was a bad girl. I

12:59

got everything I wanted. I'll find

13:01

it. I'll find it. You simply

13:03

must. You simply must. Can, okay.

13:06

Let's give me the wheel. Give

13:08

me the wheel. I have to

13:10

talk about. to our topic at

13:13

hand the episode. Okay, I wanna

13:15

talk about this mini challenge, shockingly.

13:17

I like this like Mad Libs

13:20

mini challenge. I actually thought this

13:22

was really funny. Oh my god,

13:24

well, one really ate it up.

13:27

Yes, you ate it the fuck

13:29

up and I am now, I

13:31

now stand, Stan, Jules Sparkles. By

13:34

you, why you? Oh my. Are

13:36

you stop being gagged like Angela

13:38

did the death drop? Like I'm

13:41

a Michelle Vassage Um She jewel

13:43

not not not not who I

13:45

thought you were gonna say jewel

13:48

sparkles. Well for me jewel sparkles

13:50

and Lexi were the funniest Jules

13:52

Lexi was funny. No on you

13:55

was funny. On you was funny.

13:57

On you was funny. On you

13:59

was very funny That was crazy.

14:02

She trolled the whole challenge by

14:04

being like my I am my

14:06

drag aesthetic is blackish and That

14:09

was really crazy and funny, but

14:11

in terms of comedy writing, Jules

14:13

Sparkles. Absolutely. Fucked all those hoes

14:16

up and I suddenly was like,

14:18

wow. Yes, the house is a

14:21

great depression. Y'all are scared of

14:23

Susie too when Jules Sparkles is

14:25

far and away the best comedy

14:28

writer. That is the weird thing,

14:30

isn't it? I have asked everybody

14:32

about like who you think should

14:35

win and we have this discourse

14:37

over the big three. Lexi, Susie,

14:39

Anya, but I am always like,

14:42

why is everyone sleeping on jewels?

14:44

I feel like everyone is sleeping

14:46

on jewels. Jules could easily win

14:49

the whole thing. Well, I agree.

14:51

I was like sleeping on jewels.

14:53

I knew she was at the

14:56

end. I definitely knew she was

14:58

at the end, but I wasn't

15:00

sure. Now I'm like, pretty obsessed

15:03

with her because she's like, dare

15:05

I say, like, what's it called

15:07

when you like, walk lightly and

15:10

carry a big stick? She's like

15:12

letting her talent speak for itself.

15:14

That's that's imperialism. Oh, you just

15:17

quoted Teddy Roosevelt. Oh, how obsessive!

15:19

I do apologize for that. But

15:21

she's, look, her talent is just

15:24

so fucking winning. And then next

15:26

week she's gonna cry holding her

15:28

sweet father. I'm like, oh, oh,

15:31

oh, here we go, here we

15:33

go. Here comes the win. Here

15:35

comes the win. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. There's

15:38

so much speculation. It's, oh God.

15:40

Anyway, we'll get to that. We'll

15:42

get to that. We have to

15:45

take a break. We must. Oh

15:47

my god, you scared me! What

15:49

is it, Mano? I just wanted

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to say, I know you struggle

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with that like breath disorder or

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you like struggle with that like

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bad breath thing or whatever. You

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have that like Mrs. Musk is

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back. You have that like condition

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or whatever. But no seriously like

16:11

I just I know you could

16:13

use like a little more money

16:15

lately. You just you look like

16:18

you could use more money lately.

16:20

Am I right and am I

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right in assuming that? Am I

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right? What in the segue? What

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did you try to say momma?

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19:00

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all. You must. Such a nasty

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for her. I was cancel her

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for me, will you? So we're

19:29

in this challenge. This is such

19:32

a trick. They say pair off

19:34

with someone you work well with.

19:36

This is a troll move. This

19:38

challenge. All of this is troll.

19:41

All of it. Tip to toe

19:43

they're like you're gonna you and

19:45

also like you have themes like

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yours is about loss yours is

19:49

about winning and then after you're

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paired off and you know what

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you're writing about ha-ha Someone's doing

19:56

interpretive dance to your story. Yes.

19:58

This is, this harkens back to

20:01

the challenge in I think season

20:03

12. Yeah. Where they did like

20:05

a storytelling show, a one woman

20:07

show, right? When Whoopi came, which

20:10

was, again, whoopi, we love. Iconic.

20:12

And also, why was that, as

20:14

soon as I heard the challenge,

20:16

the first thing that I thought

20:18

about was, oh no. We're gonna

20:21

hear a lot of fucking gingerminge.

20:23

Ruby slippers. Oh my gosh. Yuck

20:25

yuck yuck. No, pass, please. I

20:27

do feel you. It's like it's

20:30

very crocodile tears. It's very gay

20:32

mellow drama of like, there I

20:34

was. I put on a dress

20:36

and my father slapped my bottom.

20:39

Like it's like, oh girl. It

20:41

seems like they didn't want that

20:43

this season. Suddenly, they said, we

20:45

don't want authenticity. Ernest has no

20:48

place in this competition or something

20:50

like that and I said wait

20:52

when did that start becoming the

20:54

truth girl what the when did

20:56

that what when she introduced the

20:59

challenge she said comedy and heart

21:01

yes so okay Okay, and this

21:03

is the other piece of tea.

21:05

Lexi Love during the viewing party

21:08

did scream this at the top

21:10

of her lungs. She said, they

21:12

refused to tell us if it

21:14

should be serious or funny. No

21:17

way. She was like, we asked

21:19

if it should be funny or

21:21

serious, and they apparently kept telling

21:23

them to just follow your gut.

21:25

You know what I'm saying? Interesting.

21:28

So it's a perfect, it was

21:30

always designed to be a trap.

21:32

We have it confirmed from Lexi

21:34

Love, it's a trap. And then,

21:37

because again, they didn't know if

21:39

they should be earnest or funny,

21:41

and then Rupal got to decide

21:43

on the day. We wanted it

21:46

to be funny. It's like, oh,

21:48

we didn't know. Funny was the

21:50

way to go. Yeah. That's news

21:52

to me. If you're telling me

21:54

a one-person show similar to, well,

21:57

vagina monologues isn't a one-person show.

21:59

It's a collection. of people talking

22:01

about their vaginas. Anyway, a serious play,

22:03

a poignant play. To me, I would

22:06

be like, it has to have some sort

22:08

of purpose, right? Yeah, yeah, like what would

22:10

be your take if you had that challenge?

22:12

Oh God, it has to have

22:15

heart though, like they're lying if

22:17

they're saying it doesn't have heart,

22:19

because if it's just jokes, they're

22:21

gonna be mad at you. Yeah, it's

22:23

not the, it's not a stand-up comedy, see,

22:25

I would be fucked up, because I'd be

22:28

like. Well if they wanted us

22:30

to do funny bits, it would be

22:32

a stand-up comedy challenge But

22:34

it's not it's like a

22:36

more performant performance art and

22:38

with an interpretive dance. It's like

22:41

and Lexi won Talking about her

22:43

trans journey. So it's like there was

22:45

that heart there. It just happened to

22:48

be funny kind of but it was so

22:50

vague. I'm like I can't really connect

22:52

to the story. I wonder I don't

22:54

even know what you're saying And on

22:57

yours, it was about veganism, which

22:59

is not serious. Or it

23:01

was very, it was very,

23:03

it was very, it was

23:06

very, unserious. And they ended

23:08

up winning. So to me, I'm

23:10

like, where, the heart, where? Show me.

23:12

Yeah, yeah, this is a trick. This

23:14

challenge is a trick. Okay, you

23:17

are an actor. Allegedly. Like,

23:19

do you think this challenge

23:21

is a good challenge? No. God,

23:23

no. Oh my God. But as

23:26

someone who is a quote-on-quote actor

23:28

and a quote-on-quote

23:30

dancer, this is like, no.

23:32

Couldn't you eat this up? Would

23:34

you eat this up though? If you

23:36

had to? I would be

23:38

misguided. Oh, no, the girl,

23:40

she's already a drag crew.

23:43

Are you talking about Dylan

23:45

Ephron? Yeah. Wait, but, okay, you

23:47

could do this if you had to.

23:49

But I don't, first of all, first

23:51

of all. Yes, except with

23:54

the prompts, it's like heavily

23:56

limiting the stories that you

23:58

would tell. Do you know what

24:01

I mean? And like, these prompts

24:03

are weird as hell. One of

24:05

them is lesson that you've learned

24:07

or something, and then the other

24:09

one is straight up lost.

24:12

The vague lost category, I

24:14

don't know, one is a

24:16

supernatural story, which is like, not,

24:18

listen, I would, supernatural, come to

24:20

me, baby. I'm, yeah. I'm the

24:23

spooky bitch. I got some scary

24:25

stories that will make you cry.

24:27

You know what I mean? Oh my God.

24:29

Okay. And then what's the other

24:31

one? Dark, dark-sided. I'm telling, hey

24:33

listen. She's not a Christian? I

24:36

don't know, but I was like, what's the

24:38

point of limiting what they can

24:40

talk about? It's so confusing. Really?

24:42

That has never, I don't think

24:45

that's ever happened, where it's like,

24:47

here's a prompt. Do this thing within

24:49

this challenge. And then do a diss.

24:51

That to me made it like, wait,

24:53

what the fuck is happening here? It

24:55

was so strange. This was

24:58

a paired challenge. This is

25:00

so weird. This was so boring.

25:02

I hated it. I was like,

25:04

oh, this is, this is literally,

25:07

RuPaul's Dry Grace has

25:09

become like one piece,

25:11

the anime, tons of

25:13

filler episodes. Oh, and I'm not

25:15

here for it. Anime gay. Um,

25:17

yeah, facts. Oh, you're proud.

25:19

Oh, you're proud. Oh, you're

25:21

proud. You've clocked absolutely nothing.

25:24

When have I ever denied

25:26

that I was an anime

25:28

gay? I'm just I'm just letting

25:30

all the children know. I'm just

25:32

I'm just stating they're not

25:34

your children. You didn't birth

25:37

them. Oh Okay, okay, okay, okay

25:39

But they are your children because

25:41

you're old No, because I'm six

25:43

four I thought it was six

25:45

two. You just gained two.

25:47

You just gained two inches?

25:50

Okay. Yeah, I'm kissing six

25:52

swore. I don't know where

25:54

to start. Like, is there any

25:56

juice like in the? Yes, yes

25:59

there is. Talked to talk about

26:01

Sam Star being like a press

26:03

Panini when Lexi Love did not

26:05

pair up with Sam. Oh yeah,

26:07

that was interesting. And she, girl,

26:10

she did not let that go.

26:12

She did not let that, she

26:14

refused to let that go. She

26:16

kept talking about it even in

26:18

the untuck. I said, Sam, girl,

26:20

relax, you're fine. I mean, she

26:22

wasn't fine, but this was

26:24

an interesting episode for Sam

26:26

Star because... I think we

26:28

were getting more dimension

26:30

from her, like we're

26:32

definitely getting finale edit

26:35

from her. This was the

26:37

dip she needed in the

26:39

competition. Yes, she needed to fail.

26:41

Yeah, she needed to fail. Because

26:44

we know with every

26:46

pageant queen storyline, there

26:48

has to be that inevitable,

26:50

we need to see you crack. And

26:53

we saw her crack, and now she's good

26:55

to go. She got a fast pass to

26:57

the finale. Yeah, she did. She

26:59

did, she did, because she failed.

27:01

I don't think she'll fail next

27:03

week. Next week's a makeover challenge.

27:06

Come on, girl. She's gonna win.

27:08

She probably will win, because, yeah.

27:10

It's going to be interesting to

27:12

see. Did Lexi mention anything about

27:15

this? About Sam Stars. I think?

27:17

Being feeling some kind of way.

27:19

She was saying very positive things

27:21

about Sam and Anya, like

27:23

very positive things about Sam

27:25

and Anya, just like, you know, just

27:28

being like, oh love her. I love

27:30

that bitch. Nothing about Lana? Not

27:32

that I really recall. I think

27:34

she was saying like Lana, like

27:36

y'all support Lana, obviously, she's apparently

27:39

gonna be, Lana's gonna be at

27:41

the viewing party next week. If

27:43

you, hey, are you dying to

27:45

go to West Hollywood? I

27:47

don't know, I know, she's not gonna,

27:49

she's not in the show anymore. I,

27:51

wow, you said fuck her. You said

27:53

fuck her. I like Lana. I'm just

27:55

saying why are they bringing her and

27:58

not Lexi next week and... Isn't

28:00

that interesting? I don't know.

28:02

It's probably just a scheduling

28:05

conflict. That is weird. That

28:07

is weird. Yeah, I don't know.

28:09

But, okay, let's talk about Lana

28:11

being doomed the whole time. Poor

28:13

Lana. Lana was just destined

28:16

to fail. Should we just, let's

28:18

just talk about these quickly, because

28:20

we, who cares? Oh. Okay, let's

28:22

try to go in order.

28:24

Okay, okay. Well, we are

28:27

getting the edit that Jules

28:29

and Susie are doing it

28:31

too academic, too serious. Yes,

28:33

too cerebral. And Susie's micromanaging

28:35

the whole thing and being

28:37

like, and twirl here and stop

28:39

here and move and pivot.

28:41

It is so unfortunate that

28:44

Susie is getting the Lucy

28:46

Laduka. Oh no. You know what

28:48

I mean? It's it. I'm so

28:50

confused by this season, mono!

28:52

I am! Yeah, I don't

28:55

know if you're the baby,

28:57

what's the use? Wait,

28:59

what's you saying? I'm the

29:01

queen of the castle. I'll

29:04

tell you, tell you, tell

29:06

you, don't, don't, oh! And

29:08

the queen, queen, are you?

29:11

And you still sang it better than

29:13

Lucy. Oh my god! Oh man,

29:15

that is the meanest thing anyone

29:18

said about her. That somehow so

29:20

am mean to her. Like, I'm

29:22

gagged. Okay, wait, yes. Susie is

29:24

the weirdest edit. Even, okay, also

29:26

at the beginning of this

29:29

episode where she's like, all

29:31

y'all are doing is gassing me

29:33

up. And I did appreciate. Yes,

29:35

true. That someone was like, this

29:37

is bullshit. Anya I love Anya

29:39

because Anya was like y'all fuck

29:41

this up you're supposed to say

29:44

what you actually thinks this this

29:46

isn't all stars this is about who is

29:48

the worst and who should go home not

29:50

who's my competition right and they were all

29:52

mad oh they were all mad that

29:54

Anya spoke the truth I love Anya more

29:56

than before if possible I mean Anya

29:59

is truly I mean if this

30:01

episode didn't submit her as a

30:03

top finalist. She's the only one

30:05

that's good at this show. I mean,

30:07

I know. No one else is good at

30:09

this show. I'm scared. I think Jules is

30:12

good at the show. Okay, Jules is good,

30:14

Sam is good. Jules is good at like

30:16

keeping low key. Yes. In a way that

30:18

I don't think it's doing her

30:20

any favors. Like, Jules needs to

30:22

have one moment where she pops

30:24

off. Maybe it might happen next

30:27

week. But you know what I mean? We

30:29

need to see like a moment of failure

30:31

from Jules in order to like really get

30:33

her to that top spot. I think her

30:35

crying and hugging her dad might be that.

30:37

I know it's not the same as fighting

30:39

with a classmate, but just when

30:41

I saw that clip, I was like,

30:43

oh. I hope so. I truly hope

30:45

so. Because I am rooting hard for

30:47

Jules. Like I love Anya. I think

30:49

Anya is the deserved winner, but there

30:51

is something in me that's like I

30:53

would love to see Jules win this

30:56

season. Jules is really funny again she

30:58

solidified it this season was like oh

31:00

she wrote the fuck out of that

31:02

ad lip that mad lip she was

31:04

the funniest so good at drag her

31:06

looks are never a fail never well

31:08

this week was kind of whatever oh

31:10

it was it was and that's not

31:12

an opinion it's a fact well

31:15

but like we'll get to it

31:17

we'll get okay okay okay okay

31:19

okay let's just quickly talk about

31:21

this bullshit okay first up Susie's

31:24

story about misspelling. Do we care? Also,

31:26

why did they got him dressed

31:28

like that? Do you even care? Oh,

31:30

well, I do because I have

31:32

a similar spelling story, so. I

31:34

couldn't spell the word instead. At

31:36

my seventh grade spelling, seventh

31:39

grade. And I want it all

31:41

the way and I got up to

31:43

the county spelling bee and I was

31:45

the first person to spell it wrong

31:47

and it was so embarrassing to spell

31:49

it wrong and it was so

31:52

embarrassing. You got this no, that's

31:54

how you spell instead I it's you you

31:56

got this I wrote I I said I

31:58

said I said I and T and S-E-A-D.

32:00

Oh, yeah. And then

32:02

I was, yeah. So

32:04

Susie's story actually resonated

32:06

with me. God, I

32:08

gotta say that story

32:10

was just as boring

32:12

as Susie's. So thank

32:14

you for sharing that.

32:16

Thank you for sharing

32:18

that. That is the

32:20

meanest thing I've ever

32:22

heard everyone say about

32:24

Lucy LaDuka. How dare

32:26

you? Not the

32:28

key change. Please, please not the

32:31

key change. Please, hit her for

32:33

me! Does anyone else listening to

32:35

this find this funny? Or find

32:37

this absolutely annoying. Definitely not. Let

32:40

us know when a five-store review.

32:42

Wait, before we go to break,

32:44

let's, before we go to break,

32:46

let's talk then about Jules. Jules

32:48

was good and cute and good.

32:51

I think to me. to me

32:53

yeah this one deserved the win

32:55

because it was both poignant it

32:57

had that sort of performance art

33:00

thing of talking about her drag

33:02

ultra ego as like a demon

33:04

a spirit yeah and i think

33:06

it fit the assignment super well

33:08

to me this had everything it

33:11

had heart it was funny it

33:13

was all yeah you know what

33:15

i mean i agree fuck my

33:17

drag i guess i don't get

33:20

I agree that it was like

33:22

the most substance and good and

33:24

you know sometimes they would they

33:26

would applaud someone for getting real

33:28

like just in being like this

33:31

was our chance to this was

33:33

your chance to be vulnerable. So

33:35

like like you're saying this same

33:37

challenge can be won on vulnerability

33:40

and this week they just said

33:42

we want funny instead. They're so

33:44

subjective. So I mean this is

33:46

nothing new. No it's nothing new

33:48

girl. You know it's just so

33:51

far. Well we fume over this.

33:54

Bring or

33:56

break. Okay,

34:00

Mac, take it away. Take away

34:02

the break. Bye, take it away.

34:05

Bye, take it away. Bye, take

34:07

it away. Anyway, I love that

34:10

break. So okay, let's talk about

34:12

the next one. Okay, the next

34:14

one is the funnies. We got

34:17

Anya Onya's veganism story as performed

34:19

by Lexi Luve It was funny.

34:21

It was funny. She's fun to

34:24

watch. Was there any point in

34:26

this? Coming from that? No, no,

34:29

it was a single one. But

34:31

I get I have to admit

34:33

I did like I did have

34:36

the most fun watching this. I

34:38

did enjoy watching the genuine spirit

34:40

of improv and play that Lexi

34:43

was giving. True She didn't have

34:45

anything prepared, but that was fun.

34:48

Did Lexi say anything about this?

34:50

I think she was just like

34:52

kind of living. She was like

34:55

just kind of living and everyone

34:57

was living for her being a

34:59

good work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I

35:02

mean, that's all I really have

35:04

to say about this. It's very

35:07

silly. It's about being a vegan

35:09

and her cheating on her veganness

35:11

to eat. And loving chicken. Which,

35:14

you know, honestly, relatable. I was

35:16

vegan for five years. Oh yeah.

35:18

And I remember the first time

35:21

I had meat, it was a

35:23

chicken nugget for McDonald's. Why did

35:26

I do this to myself? I

35:28

don't know. And I gagged. It

35:30

was the most disgusting thing I've

35:33

ever had in my entire life.

35:35

I could taste. I could taste

35:37

the animal. Do you know what

35:40

I mean? Like, I remember like

35:42

biting into a nugget and say

35:45

what you will about the processed

35:47

contents of what is in a

35:49

chicken nugget. But to me, I

35:52

tasted a nuggen and I said,

35:54

I can taste the animal. I

35:56

could, I could taste the sweat

35:59

of an animal in there. It

36:01

was the most disgusting thing. And

36:04

then... I never stopped. I haven't

36:06

turned back for me ever since.

36:08

That is a shocking twist in

36:11

that story because you were disgusted

36:13

beyond belief. Yeah. Dance studio. It

36:15

was really. And then you stayed

36:18

for meat. Yeah, I did. I

36:20

did. I can't explain it. Can

36:22

you do a quick dance to

36:25

explain it to show you're feeling

36:27

with that? Oh,

36:30

mama, mama, mama, mama, mama,

36:32

mama, mama, mama, mama, kah,

36:34

kah, kah. Okay. And now

36:36

we have the flipside Lexi's

36:39

trans journey as told by

36:41

Anya. Girl, what the hell

36:43

was this? Oh, oh, I

36:45

don't, I didn't like it.

36:47

To me, I said flop,

36:49

flopiana, lopiana. Say more. Anya

36:51

really did a lot of

36:54

the work. Mm-hmm. She did

36:56

a lot of that work.

36:58

She was very charismatic, very

37:00

fun. But what story was

37:02

she saying? Yeah. If I

37:04

had to ask you what

37:06

the story was, what would

37:08

you say? Don't remember. I

37:11

remember that she was like,

37:13

wait, she had a friend

37:15

who she liked, but didn't

37:17

want to penetrate. No, I

37:19

said period. Stop talking. Oh.

37:21

There is nothing to that

37:23

story. You just told me,

37:26

who cares, Momo. That's

37:30

what you just said to

37:32

me. He's got a lovely

37:35

wife named Bonnie. Who cares

37:37

Martha? Watch Miss Piggy. You're

37:39

right that it wasn't like

37:41

not a lot of like

37:43

lasting a lasting effect, but

37:46

they talked about penetration and

37:48

Rupals said ha ha ha

37:50

to quote the vixen to

37:52

quote the vixen to vague.

37:55

There's nothing specific here in

37:57

the story. So what happened?

38:00

Like I was so mad

38:02

because to me, because you

38:04

earlier in the episode, Lexi

38:06

says all of my stories

38:08

are too sad. They're too

38:10

intense. They're too, they're too,

38:12

they're not funny enough. She's

38:14

like, I'm gonna pick a

38:16

story that's funny. And to

38:18

me, I was like, girl,

38:20

this is your opportunity to

38:22

tell us this sad backstory

38:24

that you've been hinting that

38:26

I ought for me, I

38:28

wanna hear. And she said,

38:30

no, no, no, no. You're

38:32

not getting that instead you're

38:34

getting the most vague story

38:36

of transness I've ever heard

38:38

in my life and I

38:40

was like, okay, fine, fine,

38:42

mess, it was a mess.

38:44

Okay, I had fun watching

38:46

them though, again, in this

38:48

episode, that to me, that

38:50

was a total bore, I

38:52

was like, well, I'm having

38:54

fun now. Now, again, give

38:56

these girls some money, can

38:59

we do a real challenge

39:01

with money, can we do

39:03

drag out in public again?

39:05

You need to apologize for

39:07

that hiccup. Oh, excuse me.

39:09

I'm so I'm so sorry.

39:11

Excuse me. I wanted to

39:13

do this live. Okay. Let

39:15

me a second. I've had

39:17

this. I'm the live. I'm

39:19

the live. I'm the live.

39:25

Dragger hosts don't say that.

39:27

She's a drag queen. She's

39:29

a drag. Okay, let's talk

39:31

about Lana and Sam, really

39:34

boring. These were... Damn! These

39:36

were the lead here. These

39:38

were the worst. Oh my

39:40

God, period. I mean... Terribly

39:42

danced or uninspireingly just they

39:45

took it way too seriously

39:47

to the point where it's

39:49

like I know Where's the

39:51

fun? No one has fun

39:53

anymore! You know what I

39:56

mean? It's just... Very that.

39:58

It's like, oh God, this

40:00

is crazy. And again, the

40:02

stories were not... I don't

40:04

remember a single thought. I

40:07

don't even... Sam Star. She

40:09

was running for homecoming king

40:11

and they were a homecoming

40:13

queen and she's like, I

40:15

guess I am a drag

40:18

queen now. Yeah. Huh? And

40:20

then Lana Juret, oh girl,

40:22

oh no. I'm sorry to

40:24

this woman. Was that it?

40:26

Like there was so many

40:29

people. She was lost, but

40:31

I think that's just because

40:33

the prompts had lost. Yeah,

40:35

totally. And why does Sam

40:37

Star have that lantern? Like

40:40

she was Harriet Tubman. I

40:42

don't understand. My God. Yeah,

40:44

I where like what is

40:46

going on? Well to quote

40:49

Lana, you know, she she

40:51

she's That is the same

40:53

prop Simone used Oh my

40:55

god It definitely is. Tell

40:57

me I'm lying. Tell me

41:00

I'm lying. No, I know

41:02

you're not because I know

41:04

how the props department works

41:06

at World of Wonder. They

41:08

have they have one closet

41:11

with all the props those

41:13

like ribbon dancer ribbons they

41:15

use. Oh my god, the

41:17

ribbon dance. Which we're used

41:19

which were used in this

41:22

talent. Oh my god. Oh

41:24

my god. Oh lord. Let's

41:26

talk about this runway. We

41:28

got a chirp and burp

41:30

this runway. Okay. What is

41:33

the category again? Ugliest dress

41:35

ever! Oh yes! In honor

41:37

of season seven that my

41:39

butthole clenched up so hard

41:41

when they say ugly. No.

41:44

Because if there's one thing

41:46

that mono and I are.

41:48

Ugly. Ugly. Ugly girls we

41:50

know ugly and so we

41:52

know it These girls could

41:55

never That's true. That's true.

41:57

That's true and some did

41:59

some did rise some challenge.

42:01

Let's talk about Susie toot

42:03

coming out as a critic

42:06

mystery speaking of I guess

42:08

the direction to take this

42:10

is seasonal holiday I because

42:12

the girls who did good

42:14

made it like a holiday

42:17

look oh that's interesting I

42:19

mean this was ugly so

42:21

it was absolutely ugly it

42:23

was absolutely ugly it was

42:25

absolutely huge and crazy and

42:28

her hair looked like shit

42:30

she shit I mean she

42:32

looked insane so Sure. Good

42:34

job. Yeah, what is the

42:36

what is my trick here?

42:39

Dragulations? It is confusing. It's

42:41

a bad. It's ugly. See,

42:43

the thing is, like, say

42:45

what you will about Violet

42:48

Choshki, I think that that

42:50

clown look that she had

42:52

is the standard of ugly

42:54

runway challenges. Like, you're right.

42:56

It did look ugly. It

42:59

was aesthetically not very pleasing,

43:01

but it had a point

43:03

of view and there were,

43:05

there was a technique to

43:07

detail that made it fashion

43:10

to me whereas this is

43:12

ugly but this is more

43:14

like gingermen jugly it's like

43:16

well yeah glamour toad aesthetic

43:18

glamour to yeah workroom entrance

43:21

all-star six ugly i mean

43:23

there i don't ask for

43:25

ugly honestly no one asked

43:27

and i don't think there

43:29

has ever been a worse

43:32

entrance look in the history

43:34

of drag race no definitely

43:36

not Definitely not even a

43:38

close second would be oh

43:40

shit from season 14. Oh

43:43

shit. The stylist the stylist

43:45

to the stars season 14.

43:47

Oh shit. Oh no she

43:49

goes home like second or

43:51

first technically. Oh no wait

43:54

what? Oh no season 14.

43:56

She lipsink against Maddie Morphasis

43:58

and Maddie Morphasis 1. June,

44:00

it was a June, June

44:02

Jambalaya. Next

44:06

up, I think Jules was

44:08

next. Jules giving 80s prom

44:10

with braces faces. Okay, what

44:12

do we think about this?

44:14

It's just not enough for

44:16

me. It's not ugly enough.

44:18

This was weirdly like Trixie's

44:20

ugliest dress ever. Yes, that

44:23

part. I'm like, okay. It

44:25

was just like, awkward. and

44:27

the hair was like too

44:29

frizy but it wasn't ugly

44:31

enough you need ugly lessons

44:33

yeah it was I get

44:35

I get the intention someone

44:37

who's like what 10 years

44:39

old referencing an 80s aesthetic

44:41

is like oh yeah it

44:43

wasn't that time ugly right

44:45

um that's what it was

44:47

but it looked cute I

44:49

liked the sculpting of the

44:51

bottom part like it was

44:53

actually really fashion forward I

44:55

love the braces When she

44:57

talked with the teeth, she

44:59

was very funny. Yes. But

45:01

the look for me is

45:03

a burp. And I wanted

45:05

that wig. Yeah, honestly, that,

45:07

again, that wig wasn't that

45:09

ugly. No, it was beautiful.

45:11

Yeah, you would really eat

45:13

that wig. I want that

45:15

whole look. I know. But

45:17

you would, you would rock

45:19

it with like an oversized

45:21

tea dress. You would really

45:23

rock that. Oh, so she

45:25

knows my drag aesthetic aesthetic.

45:27

Yeah, I know your aesthetic,

45:29

bitch. 1920s bathing suit. What

45:31

the hell? No. That's Oscar's

45:33

drag. All right, all right,

45:35

all right. Next up, let's

45:37

say it's, let's say it's,

45:39

let's say it's, Lexi, let's

45:41

just say, maybe it's on,

45:43

yeah, it's whatever, it's one

45:45

of them, it's Lexi, it's

45:47

Lexi's was fantastic, and it

45:49

was very violet, tool. Yeah.

45:51

Upside down triangle weirdness. I

45:53

was like, yes, I'm living

45:55

for this. And this stuff,

45:57

this is like, it was

45:59

beautiful, but it meets the

46:01

challenge of Ugly. Yes, it

46:03

really is. And I can't

46:05

imagine how uncomfortable that garment

46:07

was. I know. That shit

46:10

is, oof. Just the tool

46:12

on top of tool, walking

46:14

around with a nightmare. No,

46:16

I love tool. Okay. So

46:18

straight. So this is an

46:20

absolute trip for me and

46:22

like the weird like the

46:24

wig was very weird and

46:26

strangely beautiful but to me

46:28

that's how you do it.

46:30

It was like the wig

46:32

was like Ludwig von Beethoven

46:34

sucked a dick and like

46:36

that worked with the ugly

46:38

dress. Okay. Chirp. I think

46:40

there's a cuckah for me.

46:42

I think so too. Total

46:44

cuckah. What's the turkey? Anya

46:46

is a turkey. What do

46:48

you think about that? I

46:50

mean, it's ugly. It certainly

46:52

is. It's very ugly. I

46:54

like the, again, it could

46:56

have been draggier. Like I

46:58

think like, if the headpiece

47:00

was bigger, it would have

47:02

looked more impressive. However, it

47:04

is ugly. And it is

47:06

like, I'm glad that it

47:08

was like a swing that

47:10

made sense. Yes, very stupid

47:12

and ugly. Weirdly, I will

47:14

chirp it. Because it's ugly.

47:16

That headpiece is stuff of

47:18

nightmares for me. Yeah. That

47:20

disgusting. That little gobble. Turkey

47:22

gobble thing. Do you know

47:24

what? Have you seen the

47:26

movie Thanks Killing? Of course

47:28

I've seen Thanks Killing. Why

47:30

was to give me Thanks

47:32

Killing vibes? It was very

47:34

thanks killing. It was very

47:36

that funny little sassy turkey.

47:38

It was like, yes. Um,

47:40

come again, bitch. Um, that-

47:42

Which honestly, if they do

47:44

a remake or sequel, Onya

47:46

should play the Turkey. Turkey?

47:48

It was really dumb, but

47:50

the sad thing about Anya

47:52

is she could have worn

47:55

a couple of her runways

47:57

for this one. Not too

47:59

much. Not too much. Not

48:01

too much. Don't bad mouth

48:03

a potential winner here. That

48:05

week one dress she wore

48:07

on the runway, she could

48:09

have worn for ugliest dress

48:11

ever. It was so crazy.

48:13

Really hard to look at

48:15

that really hard Okay, oh

48:17

Next we got Sam Star

48:19

wearing this like a good

48:21

outfit. I mean girl good

48:23

outfit girl girl This was

48:25

in what world did you

48:27

think this was ugly? I

48:29

know Come on now. It's

48:31

like white and red bloody

48:33

bone Cross stitch. I don't

48:35

know what it is, but

48:37

it's really not ugly. She's

48:39

like I don't like wearing

48:41

me. It's like okay. Lady

48:43

Gaga wore me Yeah, it

48:45

was not ugly. It was

48:47

for a totally different one

48:49

way. It just I don't

48:51

know. It's very pagency like

48:53

I Yeah, I said Sam

48:55

there is no defending this

48:57

if they did a runway

48:59

called murder on the dance

49:01

floor Then yes, but they

49:03

should they should for that

49:05

and then get to do

49:07

that lip thing. Oh my

49:09

god I would love that

49:11

you're fucking welcome world of

49:13

wonder fuck there you have

49:15

that for the wonder are

49:17

you listening? We're giving you

49:19

goldminines here Fuck and hire

49:21

us, please. Um, so, burp.

49:23

Burp. It was not the

49:25

assignment. Given the rules of

49:27

the competition and the challenge,

49:29

burp. Okay, this is gonna

49:31

be a nice controversy. Lana

49:33

Jared, wearing candy mues, pocket

49:35

dress, a dress that's already

49:37

been on this runway, girl.

49:39

It's already been on this

49:42

runway. What do you think?

49:44

To her credit. That show

49:46

was ugly as hell. It

49:48

was so ugly. It was

49:50

almost as ugly as candy's

49:52

alien. And that is, bitch,

49:54

and that is my fucking

49:56

point. Listen, what do you

49:58

mean? What do you mean?

50:00

I need to talk to

50:02

you, bitch. I love you

50:04

so much. But we know

50:06

her most contested look, when

50:08

I yell at a girl,

50:10

it means that I love

50:12

her. And you know her

50:14

most contested look, her whole

50:16

season was that. Alien. Green

50:18

Alien Judy's outfit, which I

50:20

still defend. I love that

50:22

look. And I want to

50:24

wear that look. But you're

50:26

saying it's ugly now. I

50:28

think that is the outfit

50:30

that she should have worn.

50:32

That is the outfit. She

50:34

should have flipped the colors

50:36

and she should have been

50:38

Kandy's good Judy alien friend.

50:40

Okay. Holding Kandy Muse on

50:42

your back. So you agree

50:44

that that alien runway is

50:46

ugly and does belong in

50:48

ugliest dress? No, it's not

50:50

ugly. Make it make sense.

50:52

I'm playing into the fandom,

50:54

you stupid. Ugly bitch make

50:56

it make sense everyone listening

50:58

make it make sense everyone

51:00

listening you make it make

51:02

sense I don't know one

51:04

has to make it make

51:06

sense I'm telling you don't

51:08

make sense you're sick you're

51:10

sick I'm actually quite well

51:12

I don't know why you

51:14

coffin I'm

51:18

actually doing quite well. Thank you

51:20

very much. My God. Okay, so

51:22

I mean, I agree that would

51:24

be a fun idea despite your

51:27

mental illness. I agree. That's a

51:29

good idea. So this look though,

51:31

um, huh, it is ugly. It's

51:34

ugly. Girl, it's ugly. I'm gonna

51:36

burp it though because there's just

51:38

so many more opportunities to be

51:40

fun. Do you agree with the

51:43

idea that a look that is

51:45

referenced on Dragrace or used on

51:47

Dragrace before must have a point

51:49

of view if you want to

51:52

wear it again? Well, if... She

51:54

was funnier, maybe she could have

51:56

pulled it off. Like, okay, I

51:59

think the T is if they

52:01

liked her more, they would have

52:03

been like, I'm serious. If they

52:05

weren't ready for her to go

52:08

home, they would have been like,

52:10

that is such an iconic smart

52:12

move. I really do think they

52:14

would have been like, had she

52:17

not already referenced other queens and

52:19

I think it could have been

52:21

iconic. If like, yeah, again, if

52:23

someone they loved it, if Susie

52:26

Toot did it, they would have

52:28

like, oh my girl, you're so

52:30

funny. You're so funny. Mmm, damn.

52:33

That's see. I think that's the

52:35

T. Having said that, should she

52:37

have rinds don't? No, that wouldn't

52:39

have made sense. If she'd rindsoned

52:42

that look, it wouldn't have made

52:44

sense. Only pockets? It's only pockets?

52:46

I don't know. You know what

52:48

she should have done? Bonnagere. Should

52:51

have walked in wearing Corey King's

52:53

outfit. Wearing money exchanges. I mean

52:55

could Joe Ella just have left

52:58

her mattress fine? My God. Okay

53:00

Joe Who's dying to see what

53:02

Joe would have worn in this

53:04

challenge? The girls are gossiping about

53:07

it like I think like Susie

53:09

tood online was like y'all I

53:11

can't wait for y'all to see

53:13

what? What Joella was gonna wear

53:16

for this? We are dying. Joella,

53:18

we're dying. Show us please feed

53:20

us the look from the vault

53:22

honey We need to see feed

53:25

us. We're hungry. Joella, please baby.

53:27

I'm on my knees spray it

53:29

all over my face. Please me

53:32

to me Rachel. Show me to

53:34

me. Please. So whatever. Let's get

53:36

right to it. Of course Lexi

53:38

and Anya win. Anya has her

53:41

fourth win. That's crazy but literal

53:43

front runner But deserved but kind

53:45

of does I mean are very

53:47

deserved absolutely deserve and then every

53:50

second win. Lexi gets a second

53:52

win. I think she deserved it.

53:54

But it is true that like

53:57

she needed on you because on

53:59

you as she said the whole.

54:01

time was holding her hand being

54:03

like, no, don't look at them,

54:06

look here, focus, focus, focus, focus,

54:08

have fun, shut up. So she

54:10

deserved that fourth win, the bottom,

54:12

Sam Vrilana, what do you think?

54:15

This was, it didn't matter who

54:17

else was in the bottom, Lana

54:19

was going home, no matter what,

54:22

the judges were watching this with

54:24

their eyes closed, they did not

54:26

care. But guess who finally assassinated

54:28

a lip, a lipsink. Who? Lana?

54:31

I agree. I agree? Guess who

54:33

finally killed it? Not finally. I

54:35

think Lana's been doing well with

54:37

the lip sinks. Well, I think

54:40

she's been doing good. And then

54:42

this one, she fucking aced. What

54:44

did it for you? Everything. The

54:46

attitude, the countiness, the reveal was

54:49

clean. The splits were done at

54:51

the right time. The, oh my

54:53

god, the gun. Hop, pop, hop,

54:56

death drop? That shit was sickening.

54:58

That shit was so sickening. That

55:00

was... I'm gagging, okay? So, I

55:02

mean, so what do you think?

55:05

Do you think Sam Star should

55:07

have gone home and said? I

55:09

mean, Sam did good. That's not

55:11

what I asked, bitch. Sam did

55:14

good. I mean, if we're, if

55:16

we're, again, if anything mattered on

55:18

the show, Lana would have stayed.

55:21

What matters? The challenges don't matter,

55:23

the runways don't matter, the lip

55:25

sinks don't matter. Quickly, what matters?

55:27

What's the point? Then what's the

55:30

point? Then what's the point of

55:32

this show? If nothing matters, then

55:34

why are we watching, girl? Huh?

55:36

Nothing really matters. I'm just saying,

55:39

what does, what points, don't you

55:41

agree that like, what matters? Epic

55:43

Janet Jackson song from the Nutty

55:45

Professor Professor to The Clumps, South

55:48

South Carolina. Or the problematic video

55:50

at least. Come on, okay. Oh,

55:52

come on, no, she better don't.

55:55

But. Okay, what do you think?

55:57

What do you think? What do

55:59

you think? I think, you know

56:01

what's the sad truth is that

56:04

your prior, it's all cumulative, these

56:06

lip sinks. It's not like, they're

56:08

not isolated occurrences. Like the lip

56:10

sink you did prior does come

56:13

into play with who goes home

56:15

and I think unfortunately, if this

56:17

was long as like second time

56:20

lip sinking, she would have won

56:22

this lip sink. But unfortunately, this

56:24

was her fourth lip sync. Right.

56:26

And unless your camera Michael's, you

56:29

do go home. It doesn't matter.

56:31

It doesn't matter how bad the

56:33

you turned it out. Unfortunately, and

56:35

listen, I hate saying this, but

56:38

unfortunately, the sad truth of it

56:40

is, it didn't matter what Lana

56:42

did. There was no saving Lana.

56:44

Especially when she's in the bottom

56:47

two with Sam Star. I know.

56:49

I think with anybody, it didn't

56:51

matter who else was in the

56:54

bottom two with her, they were

56:56

going to keep that other person

56:58

over Lana Shiree. Because they wanted

57:00

Lana to go home last week.

57:03

Yes, absolutely they did. Probably even

57:05

before that. But then they finally

57:07

were like, I'm so sorry, it

57:09

doesn't matter what you do, you

57:12

have to go. And I agree,

57:14

I mean, she was a really

57:16

talented queen, but... she just like

57:19

has to mature a little bit

57:21

and that's fine she's gorgeous and

57:23

stunning and sweet and funny and

57:25

funny I think she's very funny

57:28

hey her exit line was very

57:30

funny it's yes is the bus

57:32

still running hilarious time to say

57:34

that Hilarious time to say that

57:37

finally! Finally! Finally! She learned the

57:39

hard way that punch lines are

57:41

earned! You can't! Now what if

57:44

Roo Paul, before Lana Left, said,

57:46

is the bus still running? Then

57:48

what was she about? What was

57:50

she about? She just fucking mollywaps

57:53

her. She hops over the main

57:55

stage and starts. Hop, hop, hop,

57:57

shoot! With a real god. Boom,

57:59

boom! Um, holy shit. That was

58:02

a... wild episode of Drag Race.

58:04

Next week's makeover challenge, we agree

58:06

Sam stars winning that

58:09

one. Who's going home? Lexi.

58:11

I think Lexi's going.

58:13

I don't want it to be

58:16

true, but again, you know

58:18

what I'm saying. Who? I think

58:20

Susie. Oh yeah, that could

58:22

be true. That's definitely

58:25

the bottom two. That's definitely

58:27

the bottom two. Oh my

58:29

god. This is why Lexi's

58:31

mad. If this is what

58:33

happens. If this isn't what

58:35

happens, if this isn't what

58:37

happens, Mano. Yeah. We need

58:39

to walk up to World

58:41

and Wonder Headquarters. Yeah, yeah,

58:43

yeah, yeah, I know you're

58:45

right. And we need to

58:48

say, let us produce, let

58:50

us edit your show. This

58:52

is why Lexi said, fuck

58:54

you to Susie 88, everybody.

58:56

Yeah. And if this doesn't

58:58

happen. Yeah. Be mad because

59:00

this is what should happen.

59:02

It is what's going to

59:04

happen. Because also, Susie needs more

59:07

storage at this point. We need

59:09

to see her fall if she

59:11

wants to be in the final

59:13

because... Oh, without a doubt. Because

59:15

the jealousy, the jealous of Anya

59:18

story is not the T. It's not

59:20

a good, it's not a winning look.

59:22

No, no, no, no. No,

59:25

she needs to overcome this

59:27

like... musical theater, perfectionist energy,

59:29

storyline that she's getting right

59:32

now. Before I forget, one

59:34

of the listeners said, did

59:36

you clock in Untucked when

59:38

Lexi Love is talking to her

59:40

old meth pipe? This actually

59:42

happened. I didn't clock it.

59:45

I think it was Christopher who

59:47

sent it to me. Thank you,

59:49

Christopher. Thank you who said

59:51

there's a moment where Lexi

59:53

Love is briefly talking to

59:56

her old meth pipe and

59:58

like it is wild. I missed

1:00:00

it too. Wait, like she actually

1:00:02

holds the meth pipe? Yes, she's

1:00:04

holding a tiny little red

1:00:06

meth pipe and like saying

1:00:08

something to it like, like not like,

1:00:11

you know, because she doesn't use

1:00:13

anymore, but it's something playful and

1:00:15

weird like, oh, hey girl, look

1:00:17

how far we've come. It's something

1:00:19

crazy. I don't get it, but.

1:00:22

Yes, it's Christopher. Thanks, Christopher.

1:00:24

She's wild. She makes me

1:00:26

nervous. She makes me nervous.

1:00:28

She makes me so nervous.

1:00:31

And you met the bitch. You met

1:00:33

her. Yeah, I met her. She still

1:00:35

makes me nervous. She's your friend

1:00:37

who you love to see, but

1:00:40

worried about. Happy to put home

1:00:42

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1:00:44

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really strong finalists. Any one of them

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could go home any one of them

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time. What I don't want though is

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another fucking filler episode. So we're

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the one. This one's a real

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episode. The makeover. The makeover is

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episode I know it. Okay, mark

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your words. Mark me

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words. Well, till the

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next time, my dears.

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Hey, I'm I'm Wayne Brady. I'm I'm Jonathan

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