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for team. Hello
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and welcome to an episode
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of Drew Rinking the Kool-Aid.
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This is a comedy podcast
1:45
dedicated to the mysterious. My
1:47
name is Cassidy. My name is
1:49
Amanda. And just gonna start
1:51
off right away. We are in LA. We
1:53
are safe. We are not in a fire
1:56
zone. We have some air quality
1:58
issues here in Long Beach. but
2:00
we are blessed compared to what
2:02
many people are experiencing. And thank
2:04
you to everyone who reached out
2:06
to check in on us. We
2:09
luckily, like I said, are not
2:11
in an evacuation or fire zone.
2:13
So we are okay. And once
2:15
again, thank you for everyone who
2:17
reached out. Yes, thank you very
2:19
much. Yeah. And obviously our hearts
2:22
go out to everyone that is
2:24
affected by the fires in LA.
2:26
Hopefully you guys have seen all
2:28
the resources and everything that we
2:30
have been posting. Yes, we've been
2:32
posting on Twitter and on Instagram
2:34
resources. If you are able to
2:36
donate or share or anything like
2:38
that, please do. We have both
2:40
contributed to various. Funds and Mutual
2:42
aid which I think mutual aid
2:44
is like one of the most
2:46
important ways to get help out
2:48
there Amanda has been really focused
2:50
on making sure that animals are
2:52
being taken care of There's a
2:54
lot of animals who were left
2:56
behind and are now You know
2:58
strays just walk literally just walking
3:00
around There's also animals that just
3:02
were separated from their families for
3:04
reasons they could not control. I
3:06
mean, it's just I mean it's
3:08
mayhem It is. The thing is,
3:10
like, when you live in somewhere
3:12
like this, where there's like, oh,
3:14
it's something you also similarly see
3:16
with, like, hurricane warnings, where people
3:18
are like, okay, well, we've had
3:20
four or five hurricane warnings, and
3:22
nothing ever happened, and it was
3:24
fine. I'm not gonna, I'm not
3:26
gonna evacuate, right? Yeah. And so
3:28
people don't take it seriously, because...
3:30
90% of the time, it's fine.
3:32
But unfortunately, like, the reason evacuation
3:34
notices and evacuation warnings exist is
3:36
because that 10% of the time
3:38
is so devastating, like, you have
3:40
to take it seriously. So if
3:43
you are in LA and you
3:45
are under any sort of evacuation
3:47
warning, or especially an evacuation notice,
3:49
like, please take it seriously. I
3:51
mean, I know now we all
3:53
have seen the, just how terrifying
3:55
it is. Yeah. And you also
3:57
have to remember guys like, like
3:59
some of these houses are worth
4:01
a lot of money, but a
4:03
lot of these people have been
4:05
living there since like the 50s
4:07
and 60s or 70s and like
4:09
that is their only asset. Yeah.
4:11
And meanwhile insurance companies have been
4:13
dropping people over the last year.
4:15
I'm pretty sure the insurance company
4:17
specifically for like the fire stuff
4:19
happened within days before. So after
4:21
the Malibu fires a lot of
4:23
insurance companies refused to renew people's...
4:25
plans for fire safety and you
4:27
see a lot of that happening
4:29
also in Florida for like flooding
4:31
and hurricane insurance and I mean
4:33
so a lot of these people
4:35
lost yes a beautiful home and
4:37
you want to be like oh
4:39
you know when we talk a
4:41
lot about rich people on this
4:43
show or whatever like a lot
4:45
of people like that was that
4:47
was their entire wealth like that
4:49
was the asset that that gave
4:51
them wealth no absolutely and so
4:53
we have to remember like the
4:55
enemy is not rich people whose
4:57
houses burnt down, like we shouldn't
4:59
be celebrating that ever. The enemy
5:01
is the up even higher. You
5:03
know, so yeah, our heart goes
5:05
out to everybody. I mean, I've
5:07
been watching. I, okay. I've never
5:09
watched Laguna Beach. Is that the
5:11
show? It's not O.C. No, it's
5:13
actually The Hills is what you
5:15
want to be referring to. Okay.
5:17
So I never watched The Hills.
5:19
But I have recently become obsessed
5:21
with. Spencer and Heidi Pratt. Yes.
5:23
Yes. Like obsessed. I listen to
5:25
her music, like I stream her
5:27
music. And I have to say,
5:29
it's good. You, okay, so before,
5:31
even before the fires happen too,
5:33
like you were texting me about
5:36
Spencer Pratt. Oh, I've been obsessed
5:38
with both of their Tiktoks for
5:40
like months now. Yeah, and you've
5:42
been. So this is before the
5:44
fires, but right now, he's blowing
5:46
up because their house burnt down.
5:48
I'm so sorry. I mean, really,
5:50
truly incredible content that he's been
5:52
putting out. Obviously it's devastating that
5:54
it has to come. during this
5:56
tragic situation that's happening to him.
5:58
And he will say, if you
6:00
go to his TikTok, he does
6:02
say that. He's like, oh, funny
6:04
how like nobody wanted to pay
6:06
everyone was calling me a houseburn
6:08
down. Yeah. But yeah, like he's
6:10
been posting like. I mean, really,
6:12
Heidi as well, I don't know
6:14
if you've seen any of hers.
6:16
I know I have. Just like
6:18
really honest, like raw of like
6:20
how it feels to be in
6:22
this situation. And obviously he has
6:24
like more of like a comedic
6:26
take on it just personality wise
6:28
and she's been like very vulnerable
6:30
and raw about all of it.
6:32
But they've also been really honest
6:34
that their insurer dropped them like
6:36
eight months ago and so they
6:38
had no fire insurance. So like
6:40
that everything that they had is
6:42
gone and nobody that is going
6:44
to be helping to financially relieved.
6:46
and that like it's just so
6:48
insane that that is even legal
6:50
and allowed and is crazy for
6:52
them to just drop and then
6:54
meanwhile it's like the so like
6:56
the insurance commissioner of California right
6:58
he comes out and says like
7:00
oh I'm putting a moratorium on
7:02
insurance agencies dropping anybody for one
7:04
year so first I'm thinking well
7:06
oh you have that power to
7:08
make it so insurance companies can't
7:10
drop people for for reasons like
7:12
that and also second just for
7:14
a year? So by next year,
7:16
you know they're not gonna cover
7:18
anybody, just in case you put
7:20
another moratorium in. Like, you're just
7:22
screwing everybody. Yeah. I mean, does
7:24
this shock you? No, not at
7:26
all, but it's so... It's devastating.
7:29
Blaken. It's so blatant. It's like
7:31
insane. Yeah. So, seriously, like, we
7:33
can't stop thinking about it, and
7:35
it's just something that once again,
7:37
you have to remember, like, the
7:39
people that you see helping each
7:41
other. their that's community right like
7:43
not the government not big companies
7:45
not CEOs your community are your
7:47
neighbors and the people who help
7:49
you get your family and your
7:51
kids and your dogs and your
7:53
you know everything out safe like
7:55
those those are the people you
7:57
need lean on in times like
7:59
this absolutely yeah But speaking of
8:01
Spencer and Heidi Pratt, I wasn't
8:03
saying but like at least Spencer
8:05
and Heidi are getting their flowers
8:07
now I'm sad it took this,
8:09
but I really love them The
8:11
fact like he's been posting on
8:13
tech talk pretty much You know
8:15
multiple times a day, and he's
8:18
like Oh, if you guys get me
8:20
this many likes on this post,
8:22
like I'll get $1,100 from TikTok
8:24
or whatever. And I'm like, yes,
8:27
I want him to get $1,100
8:29
from TikTok. Like, the funniest one
8:31
I saw recently was somebody commented
8:34
and was like, oh, watch Spencer
8:36
Pratt, milk every dollar out of
8:38
losing his house. And he goes,
8:40
yeah, but this is, I think everyone
8:42
should sign a petition to get
8:45
Cassidy to watch. The Hills. I'm
8:47
like, I genuinely am considering watching
8:49
the Hills. I am not a
8:51
huge reality TV fan, but I
8:53
love Spencer and Heidi so much
8:55
in every clip I see of
8:57
them from that show is so
8:59
freaking funny. Well, okay, the thing
9:01
is, is like when, and Heidi,
9:03
I love your music. Yeah, go
9:05
stream Heidi's music. Do help them.
9:07
Go harder, goes hard. Okay. We
9:09
love them and we want you
9:11
to help them. So, go stream
9:13
Heidi, Heidi Protz music, okay. But
9:15
no, I really, like, I, you guys
9:17
know, you know, I've been literally
9:19
begging Cassidy to watch reality television
9:21
for years now. And she's just
9:23
not interested. She's like, I don't
9:25
wanna do it. I hate everybody
9:27
on reality TV. She doesn't hate
9:29
Spencer and Heidi. Not Spidey. Not Spidey.
9:32
I learned that. Yeah, I learned that
9:34
recently. The only thing you do have
9:36
to realize is going into the hills,
9:38
which honestly might not affect you now
9:40
because like back in the day. everyone
9:42
was like so against them like oh my
9:45
god they're evil they're the villains but then
9:47
now we know we know now that they
9:49
were literally like okay the producers
9:51
want us to be crazy so we're gonna
9:54
act crazy because we want to make
9:56
good TV and we want to make
9:58
money yeah and they're both so funny
10:00
it does not it does not shock
10:02
me that they did ridiculous things well
10:04
so did Lauren is that her name
10:06
every clip I've seen of Lauren talking
10:08
to Heidi I'm like wow you are
10:10
the meanest person in the world you
10:12
know what they say she might have
10:14
been the true villain all along and
10:16
where is she even in Laguna Beach
10:18
I all I know she makes jeans
10:20
she'd either I do like them I
10:22
actually do have a pair of her
10:24
sweatpants they're really good things that I
10:26
used to wear all the time before
10:28
I got my new green ones So
10:30
I go through like, I just only
10:32
have one pair of sweatpants at a
10:34
time, basically. Um, I, and that's all
10:36
I wear. I actively wear Lauren Conrad
10:38
jeans. Yeah. Yeah, I do like them.
10:41
But she, but she might have been
10:43
the villain. We don't know. We don't
10:45
know. Who am I to say? The
10:47
whole time. I mean, she literally had
10:49
a problem with everybody. Like in Laguna
10:51
Beach, it was like, she was always
10:53
against somebody. Like her and Chris and
10:55
Chris and Cavillary cavalry were like. she
10:57
becomes best friends with Heidi in the
10:59
hills and then immediately she turns on
11:01
Heidi. Honestly the person who was always
11:03
like the victim quote-unquote in situations is
11:05
usually the villain. Yeah and that was
11:07
her. That's something I've learned like if
11:09
somebody is constantly having like all their
11:11
like some friend mad at them or
11:13
some family member mad at them or
11:15
whatever like you're usually the problem yeah
11:17
for sure and that was 100% her
11:19
like it was always like Lauren versus
11:21
somebody always something yeah which I get
11:23
like reality TV so I'm sure they
11:25
also I mean they were trying to
11:27
make her the star of everything like
11:29
that's why she got the hill spinoff
11:31
Got it they were following her. Oh,
11:33
okay. So they are those shows are
11:35
connected. Yes. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So it's
11:38
Laguna Beach They're in high school and
11:40
then they follow Lauren to Hollywood were
11:42
following around high school kids. Yes. That
11:44
was high school. That is and Kristen
11:46
Cavillari was the youngest of them all
11:48
I don't know who that is. Oh,
11:50
that's the one who dated the Montana
11:52
Boy. Yes. Okay. I was like, I
11:54
know that name, but I don't know.
11:56
She was like, they were all like
11:58
juniors and seniors and she was like
12:00
a friend. in a sophomore. That's like
12:02
honestly actually really creepy and weird that
12:04
they were falling around and like adults
12:06
were probably watching it. I mean luckily
12:08
I was really young. I was like
12:10
13. They're so old. Yeah that's like
12:12
beyond that's like super creepy. I don't
12:14
like super creepy. Yeah I don't like
12:16
that one bit. And then they followed
12:18
Lauren to college in high school in
12:20
Hollywood. Got it that's the hills. And
12:22
that's when it was the hills. Okay
12:24
she was in the Hollywood hills. That
12:26
like gives me the same ick is
12:28
when Ick is when. teenagers like in
12:30
high school go viral online and our
12:32
like influencers in high school I'm like
12:35
ew because you know it's mostly adults
12:37
looking at their shit just genuinely like
12:39
okay you know those tick talks that
12:41
I know you've seen them before where
12:43
it's like nostalgia like videos and it's
12:45
like oh high school prom in 2007
12:47
and it's just like kids like dancing
12:49
yeah I actually mostly see those on
12:51
Twitter but yes I do not a
12:53
cell phone insight I'm like, that's the
12:55
era that we grew up in. Yeah,
12:57
we all had flip phones and you'd
12:59
put it in your bra. Yeah. I
13:01
mean, I don't even think, I don't
13:03
even think, I like looked at my
13:05
cell phone one second during prom. Well,
13:07
there was no reason to look at
13:09
your cell phone because it didn't, the
13:11
pictures it took were shit. Yeah. So
13:13
you didn't even want to take pictures
13:15
with it. And also, everybody that would
13:17
be texting you were there. everybody's sitting
13:19
down on their phone? No, I think
13:21
it's a lot of people videoing on
13:23
their phones, like that kind of stuff.
13:25
I don't know. Actually, like Gen Z
13:27
apparently is very trying to get away
13:30
from that. That's a very like millennial
13:32
thing actually to be like at a
13:34
concert and you can't stop videoing and
13:36
taking pictures and stuff and being in
13:38
the moment. Jesus. You know, I tried,
13:40
like when I go to an event,
13:42
I limit myself, I'm allowed to take
13:44
like two or three. videos and like
13:46
a couple photos if nothing's going on,
13:48
right? Like a Raiders game, I have
13:50
three videos and like three pictures. Yeah.
13:52
I always say like I'm gonna take
13:54
like my favorite songs that I've like
13:56
heard a hundred times like when I
13:58
go to a concert like obviously the
14:00
Jonas Brothers. Yeah like how often do
14:02
you like look back at that and
14:04
actually watch it a lot? Oh really?
14:06
Okay well that's but I mean think
14:08
about it a two-hour concert I'm videoing
14:10
four songs that's not a lot no
14:12
it's just there's like 25 songs. So
14:14
you do that every single time you
14:16
go well how do you choose which
14:18
concert to watch if you're re-watching watching
14:20
them? Okay, and you actually re-watch these?
14:22
Oh, you're so embarrassing. Yeah, that's really
14:24
embarrassing. Okay. That's pretty embarrassing. You can
14:27
shame me for that one. Because the
14:29
sound quality is not good. Just listen
14:31
to it. Or just watch it on
14:33
YouTube. No, because I watch it and
14:35
I remember how I felt in the
14:37
moment. I get all like, oh, that
14:39
was fun. You don't watch back videos
14:41
of like things and you're like, that
14:43
was so fun. No. I don't, I
14:45
really don't. I watch back videos of
14:47
like you and I doing things and
14:49
I'm like, oh my god, that was
14:51
so fun. Oh, I don't do that.
14:53
Oh. Sorry that I like to remember
14:55
good times. I just remember them in
14:57
my brain. Well, I don't. Okay. I
14:59
have a bad memory. Okay. It's a
15:01
big, that's the thing people always say.
15:03
They're like, don't. Don't waste your time
15:05
videoing a whole concert or a whole
15:07
whatever. Just be in the moment because
15:09
how often are you going to look
15:11
back at it? Most people don't. That's
15:13
why I'm shocked that you said all
15:15
the time. I do. I know. That's
15:17
really weird. It is embarrassing. Yeah, I'm
15:19
so sorry. It's fine you already admitted
15:21
it to the fans at home. There's
15:24
gonna be at least there's gonna be
15:26
at least three or four weirdos that'll
15:28
be like Amanda I do that too.
15:30
I hope there's more than three or
15:32
four come forward all of you please
15:34
I won't shame you I will be
15:36
here with you don't message me about
15:38
it because I don't want to hear
15:40
your freaky little thoughts yeah yeah don't
15:42
message her message me yeah but I
15:44
think Honestly, I like more and more
15:46
events are doing the thing where you
15:48
have to put your phone in a
15:50
little bag. I love that. I've been
15:52
to a lot of comedy shows like
15:54
that. Yeah, I think they should do
15:56
that at concerts too. Yeah. Because the
15:58
most annoying thing is when you're at
16:00
a concert or a movie. or a
16:02
show or something, and there's someone in
16:04
front of you videoing, and you're like,
16:06
oh my God. Yeah, no, that's annoying.
16:08
It's so annoying. And I'm like, I
16:10
just think you should have to be
16:12
forced to live in the moment and
16:14
not be able to take your phone
16:17
out. I mean, living in the moment
16:19
is nice. It's very nice. Yeah. That's
16:21
why I love being on do not
16:23
disturb it, but I just have this
16:25
like weird. You have an anxiety
16:28
disorder. I do. You're about
16:30
to describe exactly what an
16:32
anxiety disorder is. I'm afraid
16:35
if I turn my phone off that
16:37
everybody I've ever known is
16:39
going to die and they're not
16:41
going to be able to call
16:43
me. That's what you're about to
16:45
say, right? Yep. Yep. Yep. That's
16:48
what you're about to say, right?
16:50
Yep. That's what I thought. Yep.
16:52
That's what you're about to say,
16:54
right? Yep. Yep. Yep. If I do
16:56
this, guess what? They would still be
16:58
dead. It better be you. Because I
17:00
will kill you. They would still be
17:02
dead. Either way, that's what I'll tell
17:04
you. Whether or not you heard about
17:06
it in two minutes or ten minutes,
17:08
they'd still be dead. Would make
17:11
no difference whatsoever. You're right. I
17:13
would say the only people that
17:15
should probably keep their phone on
17:17
all the time are like surgeons.
17:19
on call surgeons. That's fair. That's phrase
17:21
anatomy style. Grace anatomy style. Speaking
17:23
of which, we're covering the anatomy
17:25
of lies or a lie or lies
17:28
anatomy of lies, which is the
17:30
lady who faked having cancer and
17:32
worked for Grace anatomy, documentary, we're
17:34
covering that on patron right now
17:36
if you guys are interested. Yeah.
17:38
It's a doozy. It is a dozy. Also
17:40
you can listen to us talk about
17:42
Grace anatomy for like 20 minutes. I
17:44
mean, yeah, love Grace anatomy. Love Gray.
17:47
Love it. Love it big fan,
17:49
but yeah, unless you're McDreamy,
17:51
McDeemy, Meredith, Gray Yeah,
17:53
you don't need your phone on.
17:55
You can probably have your phone
17:57
on. Do that disturb? Yeah Yeah
18:00
Because what do I need in the middle?
18:02
I mean, I go to bed at 9 p.m.
18:04
and then I wake up to 700
18:06
text messages from Cassidy telling me she
18:08
watched Wicked. I did watch Wicked and
18:10
had a whole slew of emotions and
18:12
thoughts about it. Well, I had a
18:14
lot of thoughts. I know. I didn't
18:16
even watch it that late. It was
18:18
like 1030. The last text I got
18:21
from you is at like 1.30 a.m.
18:23
The movie is really long. It is
18:25
long. So that's once again when I
18:27
started at like 1030. No I liked
18:29
it. I thought it was I thought
18:31
it was fine. I thought it was good.
18:33
I know I'm incredibly incredibly shook
18:35
to my core about it.
18:37
I'm just like confused because
18:39
so I could watch it I liked it. I
18:42
thought it was good. You know it's It's
18:44
a musical. I realized that the
18:46
thing I find corny about musicals
18:48
is the dancing. I cannot stand
18:50
the dancing. That's fair. It's
18:53
just so off-putting. Unfortunately, it
18:55
is imperative. No, that is not
18:57
true because my favorite musical, they
18:59
don't dance at all. What, Jesus
19:02
Christ Superstar? Yeah, they really don't
19:04
dance very much. There's
19:06
a lot of running through the desert
19:08
You just did like a jazz hand
19:11
though There's one part where he like
19:13
is running running running and he's like
19:15
Jesus Like that but that's that's about
19:17
it, but there's not like choreographed
19:19
fucking pop pop drop in and
19:22
lock it like it's a high
19:24
school musical Love high school musical
19:26
dancing through life like you have
19:28
to dance you're dancing through life.
19:30
That was probably the most fine
19:32
dancing Okay, I'm accepting everything the
19:35
other dancing was the things that
19:37
I didn't like that I am
19:39
you don't even understand how
19:41
incredibly thrilled I am, that
19:43
you even have the goal to
19:45
say, it was a fine movie.
19:47
Well, because, I mean, I love
19:49
movies. And I like, here's the
19:51
thing, that girl, Cynthia Rivo, she
19:54
is so talented. She's so
19:56
talented. Oh my God, I'm
19:58
sorry. The other one? Not
20:00
so much. Agree to disagree.
20:02
Are you on that one? I
20:04
think she's a wonderful singer. I
20:07
think she's got a great voice.
20:09
I think she has no... What
20:11
am I... Magnetism. Like when she's
20:13
on screen, I'm not like... Oh
20:15
my god, but like when
20:17
Cynthia Reville was on screen,
20:20
you're like, you can't look
20:22
away from her. I'm sorry.
20:25
She's wonderful. When she's talented,
20:27
she's singing, she's singing like
20:29
crazy. Her voice, like every
20:32
song. She's a good actress.
20:34
Yeah, no, she's fantastic.
20:36
She's literally fantastic. Yeah,
20:38
like she's fantastic. When
20:41
she does that one
20:43
run. Yeah, no, I mean her voice shivers
20:45
down my spine because I know because
20:47
I've seen stuff about it that she
20:49
sang all of that live. Yeah, that
20:51
is So impressive. She was literally in
20:53
a harness flipping through the air.
20:55
Oh, yeah, singing defying gravity live.
20:57
That's what made me watch the movie.
20:59
I'm not I'm not joking. That's literally like
21:02
I saw that her do that and I
21:04
was like that is skill that I can't
21:06
even like comprehend I need to
21:08
see this. Yeah, but I'm obviously
21:10
not going to just watch the culmination
21:12
of the movie. You have to watch
21:15
the whole, or like, you know, the
21:17
culminating part of the movie. You have
21:19
to watch the whole thing. So I
21:22
watched the whole movie. And once again,
21:24
like, I liked it. I thought she
21:26
was the best part, I thought
21:28
to me. I'm not even gonna, like,
21:30
I'm not even gonna argue. I
21:32
am happy. I am happy. And
21:35
then they were nominated against that,
21:37
that one all of the Golden
21:39
Globes. for like best musical and best
21:41
this and best I'm like what the
21:44
fuck was that what was that I need
21:46
someone to actually tell me what that
21:48
was no yeah I haven't watched the
21:50
movie yet so I'm like maybe there's
21:52
like an inside joke I'm not getting
21:54
but then all of my and you know people
21:56
that I follow that are trans or Mexican
21:58
have all set this is the
22:01
most offensive thing ever so I'm
22:03
like I'm not gonna waste my
22:05
time on it now if the
22:07
people that it's supposed to be
22:09
like about are already saying that
22:11
it's every single thing I've seen
22:13
on on tic-toc or anything has
22:15
been people being like this is
22:18
the worst thing I've ever seen
22:20
who won the Golden Globes for
22:22
best actor and actresses do you
22:24
know I'm pretty sure Zoe Zaldana
22:26
one yes for Amelia Perez yes
22:28
which is so crazy to me's
22:30
so crazy I know the brutalist,
22:32
I haven't seen that one. But
22:35
that one for Best Drama. I've
22:37
never even heard of it. Uh,
22:39
yeah. Honestly, I don't hear, I
22:41
don't know a lot of the
22:43
movies that are usually up. Oh,
22:45
Kieran Kolkin, one Best Supporting. We
22:47
love him. He's so talented. He's
22:49
very talented. Challenger's one for Best
22:52
Original Score. Oh, that's a good
22:54
one. Trent Reznor, obviously, and Atticus
22:56
Ross, they're amazing. They also did
22:58
Gone Girl. Okay. Yeah, Challenger's had
23:00
an amazing score. Yeah, Challenger's had
23:02
an amazing score. Yeah, I haven't
23:04
seen the brutalist. A different man
23:06
is amazing. Never heard of it.
23:09
Oh my gosh. I've literally never
23:11
heard of half of the movies.
23:13
Do you know what show I
23:15
actually do want you to watch
23:17
that I think you would like?
23:19
Uh, oh my gosh, what is
23:21
it called? He was at the
23:23
Golden Globes, that's probably why, because
23:26
he's in some show. It was
23:28
so good, I think you would
23:30
really like it. Oh my god,
23:32
what the fuck was it called?
23:34
Jake? Jellin Hall TV show. Presumed
23:36
innocent. Oh, I've heard about this
23:38
show. I think you would like
23:40
that one. I have no idea
23:43
what it's about, but I've heard
23:45
people talk about it. That one
23:47
was really good. Okay. Highly
23:49
recommend yeah, I watched I've been watching
23:51
because I've been doing too much stuff
23:54
recently So anytime I'm home. I'm just
23:56
like planted right like just on the
23:58
couch movies and TV so a lot
24:01
of movies and a lot of television
24:03
recently. Oh no! No, it's great. I'm
24:05
not complaining at all. It's my favorite
24:07
time of day is when I get
24:10
to sit. And sometimes it's all day.
24:12
I don't know. You never know. Anything
24:14
can happen. It's crazy. I need to
24:17
have a conversation with people. And you
24:19
can't blame COVID and you can't blame
24:21
the writer strikes because it's been like
24:24
this for like the last 10 years.
24:26
TV shows like on TV like grazing
24:28
out of me whatever they have a
24:30
fucking season every single year with fucking
24:33
25 episodes yeah and they crank that
24:35
shit out and it's good and it's
24:37
I love it why the hell is
24:40
it taking you bitches three years to
24:42
make a second season of a show
24:44
with like eight episodes yeah what are
24:46
you up to over there yeah why
24:49
are you so bad at this and
24:51
it makes me forget Everything that I
24:53
seen before and then it makes me
24:56
not watch the show anymore. It happened
24:58
with Ozark, which I loved, right? I
25:00
didn't start Ozark until there was like
25:03
two, already two seasons and then I
25:05
binged at all. And then now they're
25:07
like releasing new seasons and I'm like,
25:09
nah. Because I forgot everything. I've watched
25:12
8,000 other shows since then. Yeah. I
25:14
hate it. Like, I don't understand why
25:16
streaming services do this. So stupid. Pump
25:19
out the content. I know you guys
25:21
have the money. I mean like three
25:23
years from season one to season two
25:25
is insane. No, that's like actually fucking
25:28
stupid. Yeah, that's insane. That's like the
25:30
actors have like actively age. Yeah, like
25:32
I'm sorry to go from like 47
25:35
to 50. Yeah, I'm just a suit.
25:37
I'm just making up ages. Yeah, yeah,
25:39
like come on. No, that's ridiculous. Unless
25:42
it's like. Three years later. Three years
25:44
later. That's like, they're making a new
25:46
season of euphoria right now. I was
25:48
just thinking of euphoria. All those bitches
25:51
are like 30 now. What are they
25:53
talking about? I mean, like when they
25:55
started, they were like 20, 19, 20.
25:58
Why? Why? Why? Why has it been
26:00
so long? Are they still in high
26:02
school? Like, I don't even know. Like.
26:04
I couldn't even tell you. It's literally
26:07
crazy. Yeah. How long ago did that
26:09
show come out? I just don't, what
26:11
are we doing here? As a society.
26:14
I don't know. I don't know. TV
26:16
seasons used to mean something. Yeah, come
26:18
on people. We live in a society.
26:21
Where TV shows just stopped meaning things.
26:23
They stopped meaning things. Do you want
26:25
to hear? I do. Whatever you're about
26:27
to say I'm already. Yeah. That you
26:30
were like kind of partially involved in.
26:32
Just you were in the group chat
26:34
when I was freaking out about it.
26:37
What so okay, so I went to
26:39
go visit my little brother for his
26:41
birthday and flew to Arizona and My
26:43
flight originally was at like 1245 like
26:46
in the afternoon. Oh, right. Mm-hmm. So
26:48
I have this flight 1245 in the
26:50
afternoon the night before a bunch of
26:53
football games on so me and my
26:55
boyfriend go out to go watch the
26:57
football games I get my first drink
26:59
in my hand and I get a
27:02
text, your flight has been canceled. And
27:04
I was like, what the heck are
27:06
we doing here? Where? I don't not
27:09
remember. Maybe I was, was I asleep?
27:11
There's so much, there's so much to
27:13
the story. So I'm looking at this,
27:16
like, is this spam? Am I being
27:18
tricked? What's going on here? So I'm
27:20
looking at my phone. I'm like, what
27:22
the heck, and I tell my boyfriend.
27:25
I'm like, I'm like, I canceled. give
27:27
me a credit like a travel credit
27:29
but like the whole point is I'm
27:32
going I'm only going for two days
27:34
and it's four specifically my little brother's
27:36
birthday so that doesn't exactly help me
27:38
so eventually I just go on the
27:41
website and I have to rebook my
27:43
flight there's only two other flights available
27:45
one of them is at 9 p.m.
27:48
and the other one is at 845.
27:50
I am not a morning person as
27:52
you guys know so I have no
27:55
choice I just have to book the
27:57
845 flight, 845 in the morning, and
27:59
I'm like, well, this is going to
28:01
suck, I'm probably going to be like
28:04
tired or whatever, because we're out drinking
28:06
and eating and whatever. the game. This
28:08
makes so much sense because when you
28:11
texted me the next morning I was
28:13
like I could have sworn you told
28:15
me your flight was at noon. Oh
28:17
yeah no my flight got okay this
28:20
makes so much sense I missed that
28:22
whole part. So do that I get
28:24
end up getting home around like one
28:27
eat some food plug my phone in
28:29
set my alarm for 630 the next
28:31
morning cozy up in bed. Honk shoe
28:34
honk shoe for a few hours. and
28:36
then wake up at 5 a.m. look
28:38
at my phone, see that it says
28:40
5 a.m. and I specifically remember thinking,
28:43
fuck yeah, of another hour and a
28:45
half to sleep, right? Roll over, feels
28:47
like a second. And my boyfriend is
28:50
shaking me awake and goes, babe, what
28:52
time is your flight? I go, oh,
28:54
not till 8.45. And he goes, it's
28:56
8 a.m. Right now. Catapol out of
28:59
bed at a speed you would not
29:01
be able to humanly fathom. Like only
29:03
dogs could hear is like a dog
29:06
whistle shoot out of bed. I look
29:08
at my phone sure enough it is
29:10
8.01 a.m. and I think I'm not
29:13
coming. No, there's no chance I'm gonna
29:15
make it. But I check Uber. It
29:17
says an Uber is four minutes away.
29:19
I order the Uber. I walk over.
29:22
It's enough time to brush my teeth.
29:24
Try to throw a few last things
29:26
into my bag. And I get my
29:29
Uber in my pajamas still, and it
29:31
says that the arrival time to the
29:33
airport is 825, and that is the
29:35
time that my flight starts boarding. Perfect.
29:38
Get to the airport at 825-ish. Get
29:40
out. Go look at security. There's only
29:42
a few people in security line. I'm
29:45
like, hell yeah. Go into security. Walk
29:47
through the thing. I've been randomly selected.
29:49
Of course you have a pat-down. Because
29:52
you are on a watch list. Fake,
29:54
we're really into looking inside of my
29:56
hair. Like a lot. She kept making
29:58
me move. it around and lift it
30:01
and stuff. They're like, what is in
30:03
there? What secrets do you have in
30:05
there? Lady, I know you have something
30:08
hiding in there. And they had to
30:10
like, they asked me, like, do you
30:12
want to go to a room and
30:14
do this privately? Like, I'm gonna have
30:17
to touch your breasts and whatever. And
30:19
I was like, nope, we're fucking doing
30:21
it here because I'm in a rush.
30:24
We're fucking doing it here because I'm
30:26
in a bunch of times. into where
30:28
my gate is and then walk
30:30
directly onto the plane and I'm
30:32
like the third last person on
30:35
the plane Somehow made a
30:37
flight waking up at 8 a.m. And
30:39
we took off at 8.50 insane Who else
30:41
but me I don't know? That's what
30:44
we call luck baby and when
30:46
you get to Arizona you're like
30:48
disheveled. Oh, I was a mess.
30:50
It like actually disoriented me for
30:53
the whole day. You know when
30:55
you get Like startled
30:57
out of sleep. Yeah, it
30:59
kind of just makes you
31:01
feel like you're high or
31:03
drunk or something because you're
31:06
so you're just like on
31:08
autopilot almost I For until
31:10
like 6 p.m. that night
31:12
was so out of it
31:14
and confused and disoriented and
31:16
then my dumbass was like
31:18
I should have a coffee
31:20
on this white. I got
31:22
to get this hot black
31:25
coffee in me No, yeah,
31:27
but I made it. Isn't that
31:29
crazy? You did make it.
31:31
You made it and you made
31:33
it back home, made it back
31:36
home? And here you are,
31:38
and now here I am.
31:40
Thank the Lord. Better than
31:42
ever. Hallelujah. Praise be to
31:45
God. Praise be to God. Oh,
31:47
yeah, big, uh, no, that's crazy.
31:49
Big, big, big week for
31:52
me. Well, how about we
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welcome our new patrons? All
31:56
right, so thank you guys so much
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for joining our Patreon. And we would
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We do have a new
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32:43
do. Oh we also had some people
32:45
who bought us some beers. Do
32:47
we? First one is Mary E.
32:49
Hi Mary and Mary said Hi
32:51
Castee and Amanda, today, January 6th,
32:53
L-O-L, is my birthday, so please
32:55
enjoy a drink on me. I
32:57
had a rough Christmas since I
32:59
had the flu like Cassidy and
33:02
I was on crutches since I
33:04
dislocated my knee cap. Oh,
33:06
that sounds painful as hell. That
33:09
sounds really painful. That sounds really
33:11
painful. But your podcast
33:13
got me through it. Thanks for
33:16
always keeping me laughing. You really
33:18
have, yeah. And then Christie Kroll bought
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us quite a few beers and said, never
33:22
in my adult years have I been
33:24
in a position where I can give
33:26
holiday gifts without struggling. But this year,
33:29
after a promotion and a holiday bonus,
33:31
I finally got to do so. So
33:33
I'm spreading it out across all of
33:35
the people who make this life a
33:37
whole lot lighter. Because of those people,
33:39
I already have everything I need. Happy
33:41
New Year, if you've ever find yourself
33:43
in Philly, you always have a place
33:45
with me. Thank you, Christy. And congratulations
33:48
on your promotion and your holiday
33:50
bonus. That's super exciting. That's some
33:52
like grown-up shit right there. That
33:54
is so true. I was like,
33:56
I just, I think about it all the time
33:58
and I'm like, because every year since I
34:00
moved out here since I was 21. I
34:02
like get a little bit more like financially
34:04
better like every single year. Yeah. And I
34:07
just like, I was talking to my husband
34:09
about it. I'm like, isn't it so nice
34:11
that like we can afford things? Because he
34:13
was like, oh, are we going to throw out
34:15
the Christmas tree this year? Because I was saying
34:17
I wanted to throw it out because it was
34:20
like broken. Oh, you want a new one? Yeah.
34:22
I was like, you know what? We can throw
34:24
it. We can throw it. Because I am
34:26
financially stable enough to buy a new
34:28
Christmas tree. I can buy a $150
34:30
new Christmas. I can next year because
34:32
I've had that Christmas tree for five
34:34
years. And I can buy a new
34:36
one now. I'm proud of you. I
34:38
know, it's pretty exciting. So I'm with you,
34:40
Christie. And thank you to Jenny Nicole.
34:43
who bought us some beers and said,
34:45
hey y'all, my birthday is January 14th,
34:47
and I wanted to send this so
34:49
that you can celebrate with me. You
34:51
too are the best and wishing you
34:53
both an amazing 2025. Oh my goodness,
34:55
thank you. You're the best. Happy birthday.
34:58
Thank you and happy birthday. I also
35:00
have a birthday shout out.
35:02
Please, I love me. You
35:04
saw our patron messages. Yes.
35:06
But we had a cutie
35:08
little husband reach out to
35:10
us. Our favorite. I know.
35:13
And Kyle wants us to
35:15
give a big happy 30th
35:17
birthday to his wife, Sharky.
35:19
That is the patron name.
35:21
So happy birthday Sharky. We
35:23
love you. And we love
35:25
you, Kyle. Yes. Thank you.
35:27
Couples who listen together, stay
35:30
together, usually. Sometimes I don't.
35:32
Don't sue me, but we still love
35:34
you no matter what. But yeah, happy
35:36
birthday. We are so happy that
35:38
all of these beautiful little
35:40
Capricorns are celebrating their time
35:43
on earth. Is it Capricorn
35:45
season? It is. I don't
35:47
know much about Capricorns. Do
35:49
you? They're an earth sign. I dated
35:51
at Capricorn for like
35:53
six years. Oh, so. He
35:55
was a cat require. They're
35:58
very money motivated, typically. very,
36:00
very just motivated people in
36:02
general. That's good. Really organized,
36:04
driven, I feel like, is
36:06
the word. Okay. A little
36:08
stubborn, still an earth sign,
36:10
you know what I mean?
36:12
Doesn't love change. Okay. Negative
36:14
qualities. They can be a
36:16
little controlling, you know, because
36:18
they are so driven and
36:20
so like particular. And earth
36:22
grounded. Yeah, particular, I feel
36:24
like is a good word
36:26
about Capricorn. Okay. Yeah. All
36:28
right. Capicorns. My other Amanda
36:30
is a Capricorn. Oh, is
36:32
she? Yeah. You know, just
36:34
like organize. What's her birthday?
36:36
Put together tomorrow. Shut up.
36:38
I think. Happy birthday, Amanda.
36:40
Amanda. We love you. Oh,
36:42
yeah. Happy birthday, Amanda. She
36:44
listens to. What the heck?
36:46
I didn't even think about
36:48
it. Yeah. Happy birthday. Wow.
36:50
Let's get started. Let's freaking
36:52
do it. So today I'm
36:54
going to be talking about
36:56
the very mysterious case of
36:58
Naoki Kano. Okay. Yes. My
37:00
sources today were a video
37:02
on YouTube by a channel
37:04
called Detective X that had
37:06
a lot of like visuals
37:08
to help explain this story.
37:10
There was a Japanese website
37:12
called C-Sawiki.com. Well, it was
37:14
like dot a bunch of
37:16
stuff. I don't know. I
37:18
had to translate it literally
37:21
from Japanese. It was a
37:23
lot happening. G1 who compiled
37:25
a lot of sources together
37:27
like that helped me just
37:29
like figure stuff out and
37:31
of course Wikipedia Okay, I'm
37:33
really excited. I don't know
37:35
what this is. Yes Hopefully,
37:37
I don't know why I
37:39
was like convinced we already
37:41
covered it I'm like I
37:43
must have listened to a
37:45
different podcast cover it at
37:47
one point Because I like
37:49
feel like I remember Listening
37:51
to someone talk about it,
37:53
but it was forever ago.
37:55
So I don't know we'll
37:57
see Did you look it
37:59
up on our? Nope, no,
38:01
so we'll see. Okay. All
38:03
right, so this story takes
38:05
place, or this, not even
38:07
a story, this event takes
38:09
place in Miakoshi, which is
38:11
a village in the Tamara
38:13
District of Japan. It's outside
38:15
of, or inside of Fukushima.
38:17
I'm not really sure if
38:19
that's like the state. I
38:21
don't know how Japanese geography
38:23
works. All right, so it
38:25
is 1989 on February the
38:27
28th, and there is a
38:29
school teacher who is leaving
38:31
work at around six in
38:33
the evening. Most of the
38:35
sources I read just referred
38:37
to her as the school
38:39
teacher. There was one source
38:41
I saw that called her
38:43
Yumi, but I'm not sure.
38:45
So don't quote me on
38:47
that. I'm just gonna call
38:49
her the school teacher. Okay.
38:51
Because I'm not sure. So
38:53
it's winter obviously it's very
38:55
cold outside and she's kind
38:57
of like hustling back to
38:59
her dormitory because there was
39:01
a On-site living facility for
39:03
young teachers at the school
39:05
Okay, and when I say
39:07
village like this is really
39:09
like a village like everybody
39:11
knows each other. It's like
39:13
super super small and these
39:15
dormitories were where most of
39:17
the young teachers lived because
39:19
they're unmarried and stuff like
39:21
that She
39:24
had a single room with like
39:26
an attached bathroom, right? Kind of
39:28
like if you've ever lived in
39:30
a dorm and She heads into
39:32
her room takes off her coat
39:34
and immediately goes into the bathroom.
39:36
She's got a pee super bad
39:38
story in my life Yeah, the
39:40
way her toilet was set up
39:42
was a squatting toilet so that's
39:44
like very popular in Japan so
39:46
basically so you have to like
39:49
squat to go to the bathroom
39:51
which is apparently like the natural
39:53
way We're supposed to go to
39:55
the bathroom. That's like squatty potties
39:57
and stuff exists. I'm sorry. I
39:59
can't I can't squat well then
40:01
maybe avoid Asia I like I
40:03
try I try I try to
40:05
squat but like I would rather
40:07
just sit yeah that's why we
40:09
all have hemorrhoids here I do
40:11
all the time you guys know
40:14
I do I tell you can't
40:16
keep it to herself she's hemorrhoid
40:18
raging I'm hemorrhoid Amanda just call
40:20
me that from now on so
40:22
she walks over to the toilet
40:24
which is a squat toilet like
40:26
I said and she just happens
40:28
to like look down into the
40:30
toilet And she notices something strange
40:32
in there. It's not Australian toilet
40:34
money, is it? No. You're doing
40:36
two toilet toilets in a row.
40:38
I didn't even realize that. What
40:41
is wrong with me? I'm a
40:43
sick-minded individual. Horifying. You got toilet
40:45
on the brain. I got a
40:47
potty mouth. So the way that
40:49
this toilet was set up was
40:51
the squatting toilet. there's obviously like
40:53
a little hole it's on the
40:55
ground right so you literally have
40:57
to like squat over it to
40:59
pee or poop into it and
41:01
then okay it's a hole in
41:03
the ground it's like a it
41:05
kind of looks like if you
41:08
like laid a urinal down on
41:10
the ground okay yeah you probably
41:12
Google like squatting toilet and I
41:14
would show you like the sound
41:16
of this and then there's like
41:18
a pipe down into like a
41:20
septic tank basically that is underneath
41:22
the toilet okay Are you looking
41:24
at photos of squatting toiling? You
41:26
said this was Japan, right? Yeah.
41:28
Oh yeah. Yeah, it looks like
41:30
a urinal laying down on the
41:32
ground. Yes. So you like squat
41:35
over it and go to the
41:37
bath a minute and whatever. I
41:39
hate that. So she looks kind
41:41
of into the toilet and this
41:43
one, like I said, is this
41:45
is back in the... 80s and
41:47
so like that one like that
41:49
you just looked up like flushes
41:51
and stuff this one kind of
41:53
just was more like a porta-potty
41:55
whole type thing down into a
41:57
septic tank okay so she looks
41:59
down into the toilet and she sees
42:02
what looks like a man's shoe in
42:04
the toilet. Okay. She's like, that's
42:06
so strange. Like, why would there be
42:08
a shoe in my private toilet? So
42:10
of course, she's like, okay, I need to
42:12
investigate what's going on
42:14
here. I wouldn't. And the way that
42:16
the toilet worked is it was
42:18
kind of a u-shape where like the
42:21
toilet and then there's the tank
42:23
and then on the outside of the
42:25
building, there's a little, you can open
42:27
like a man's a man's hatch
42:30
and see down into the septic tank.
42:32
Okay. She's like, I gotta go
42:34
on the outside of the building and
42:36
open this hatch. Well, she's just
42:38
confused why there would be a
42:40
shoe in her toilet. So she's
42:43
wondering if somebody had opened the
42:45
hatch and like thrown a bunch
42:47
of stuff down into her septic
42:49
tank. Okay. So she goes out, she
42:51
opens the lid, and she is
42:53
extremely shocked when she sees a
42:55
human leg. This is, don't investigate
42:58
down in the waste. I would
43:00
let it be. Well, she does not do
43:02
that. Thank God. And she runs
43:04
off and tells her the principal
43:06
of the school and anyone who
43:09
will listen, like, hey, I think
43:11
there might be a person down
43:13
in my septic tank under my
43:15
toilet. Oh my God. Of course,
43:17
somebody runs off and also tells
43:20
the police, grabs the police, and
43:22
they also show up on the
43:24
scene. When the police get there,
43:26
They are very confused because
43:28
the entrance to this septic
43:30
tank is about 14 inches,
43:32
so two feet, which is
43:34
much smaller than the average
43:37
person's shoulder width. Yeah, to
43:39
be able to like wiggle
43:41
down into this little hole.
43:43
But they realize they have to
43:45
get this body out to see
43:47
who this person was. Maybe it
43:50
might be a dismembered parts, like
43:52
they don't know, right? At first,
43:54
they try to just grab onto the
43:56
legs and pull the person out, but
43:59
literally the it's too... skinny, they can't
44:01
get them out. So they end
44:03
up having to excavate the entire
44:05
septic tank and cut it in
44:08
half to pull the body out.
44:10
Oh. So they pull the body
44:12
out and the body was bent
44:15
almost in like a fetal position
44:17
with its hands crossed over his
44:19
chest and he was hugging a
44:22
neatly folded shirt. So only wearing
44:24
pants, no shirt, holding the shirt,
44:26
but it's folded in. his on
44:28
his chest with his hands crossing
44:31
it. And the body is like
44:33
fully intact. Yes, fully intact. Okay.
44:35
Seemed to be lying on his
44:38
back with his face looking up
44:40
towards where the toilet hole would
44:42
be. And for some reason, his
44:45
shoe was behind his head. That's
44:47
what and that's what she had
44:49
seen when she looked down into
44:51
the toilet. Okay. He was topless
44:54
and barefoot, obviously. So they have
44:56
to clean. this body off, it's
44:58
covered in excrement, so human feces,
45:01
and also urine, they end up
45:03
having to clean the body twice
45:05
because the smell was so rancid
45:08
and intense that before they could
45:10
perform an autopsy, they needed to
45:12
get the body as clean as
45:14
possible, but there's just like so
45:17
much human feces. Okay. And as
45:19
they start to clean off the
45:21
body, there's like people in this
45:24
village who are coming around to
45:26
like Lookie Lou, and they recognize
45:28
who this person is. Oh my
45:31
gosh. And it is a 26
45:33
year old Nyuki Kano, who was
45:35
very well known in the village.
45:37
He had actually recently been working
45:40
with a local politician, trying to
45:42
get him. trying to get him
45:44
elected. He was known as a
45:47
very eloquent, eloquent speaker. He was
45:49
well liked and respected in the
45:51
community. And so it was very
45:54
shocking to see him found. in
45:56
this situation. So it turns out
45:58
that Niyuki had actually been missing
46:00
since February 24th and was found
46:03
dead inside of the septic tank
46:05
on February 28th. They didn't know
46:07
for sure at first because he
46:10
was not reported missing until the
46:12
26th. But it was because he
46:14
was 26 years old, he did
46:17
live with his parents still, and
46:19
he had told them he was
46:21
gonna go out on his day
46:23
off and do a bunch of
46:26
errands and stuff, and that he
46:28
was gonna go meet up with
46:30
his friends later that night to
46:33
go get a drink or whatever.
46:35
So when he didn't come home
46:37
the first day, they were like,
46:39
oh, he probably. which is out
46:42
with his friends, drank too much,
46:44
stayed at somebody else's house or
46:46
like is having fun, or is
46:49
just busy. He's an adult. It's
46:51
not like when your 16-year-old doesn't
46:53
come home, you know, he's grown
46:56
up, he has a job, he
46:58
works at a nuclear power plant,
47:00
there's like a lot of stuff
47:02
going on here, right? So they're
47:05
like, when they didn't report him
47:07
missing right away, no evidence of
47:09
foul play. There were
47:12
some minor scratches on his elbows
47:14
and knees, but no other signs
47:16
of trauma or of homicide that
47:19
could have taken place. But how
47:21
would he have squeezed his body
47:23
into that tiny guy's a great
47:26
question. Yeah. The coroner did find
47:28
that he most likely died on
47:31
the 26th. So two days before
47:33
he was found. The police did
47:35
an investigation and they pretty quickly
47:38
came upon the opinion that this
47:40
was an accidental death and that
47:42
he had been trying to peep
47:45
on the teacher while she was
47:47
going to the bathroom and had
47:49
died from hypothermia and circulation issues
47:52
because he was like so, I
47:54
don't know. cramped in that situation
47:57
that he died from circulation issues
47:59
and hypothermia when he was trying
48:01
to basically look up the toilet
48:04
at this woman going to the
48:06
bathroom. Okay I don't know anything
48:08
about this man yeah but the
48:11
thought of somebody opening a hatch
48:13
yes somehow jamming their body into
48:16
this two-foot wide pipe yes and
48:18
shimming up it doesn't sound like
48:20
you could do anything else if
48:23
you wanted to peep on somebody
48:25
yeah that's crazy yeah of course
48:27
when this came out people in
48:30
the village were confused and concerned
48:32
his parents and other villagers were
48:34
outraged because they just We're like
48:37
we know him we knew him
48:39
as very reliable very upstanding and
48:42
like as we know that is
48:44
not necessarily mean anything no But
48:46
he had always been like a
48:49
consistent employee at His company which
48:51
was a sales manager of a
48:53
company that supported the nuclear power
48:56
plants and everybody in the village
48:58
knew him to be like very
49:00
sweet very respectful very normal So
49:03
to have him not only die
49:05
in such a disgusting, horrifying way,
49:08
but then also have the police's
49:10
theory be that he was trying
49:12
to... Peep. Peep while laying in...
49:15
To watch a woman go to
49:17
the bath? Like that makes no
49:19
sense. Yeah. This was very very
49:22
upsetting for people. People did not
49:24
like to hear it. And of
49:26
course, you never want to hear
49:29
bad news about someone that you
49:31
love, especially after they've passed away
49:34
and you don't get any other
49:36
kind of information about it, right?
49:38
It's also just a really, really
49:41
bizarre theory to me. Yeah, like
49:43
that's that's going through too much.
49:45
So if you want to take
49:48
a look in the email, you
49:50
can see a diagram of both
49:53
how his body was in the
49:55
septic tank. and the setup of
49:57
the septic tank. It's a very
50:00
small, very cramped area. I don't
50:02
even understand how his body could
50:04
get into that. Yeah. Yeah, so
50:07
this will be on the YouTube
50:09
and also on our Instagram, of
50:11
course. And so basically, obviously he
50:14
could not have gone down the
50:16
toilet. The toilet area was even
50:19
smaller. It's only 20 centimeters. Like
50:21
he would have had, okay, it
50:23
doesn't make sense. Yeah. And he
50:26
would have had to been cramped
50:28
into that position. He would have
50:30
had to gone down the septic
50:33
tank basically on his back head
50:35
first to be able to achieve
50:37
the position where his body was
50:40
found. And also why did he
50:42
take his shirt off and why
50:45
was it so neatly folded against
50:47
his chest when he knew he
50:49
was going to be in a
50:52
septic tank where he's going to
50:54
be surrounded by piss and shit?
50:56
picture of how his body was
50:59
is even more confusing to me.
51:01
Yes, yeah. So his shoulder like
51:04
across his shoulders the width of
51:06
his shoulders was a little over
51:08
16 inches and the diameter of
51:11
the septic tank opening like I
51:13
said was only 14. Okay, so
51:15
it would be extremely difficult and
51:18
also pretty immediately obvious that you
51:20
would have to be jamming yourself
51:22
down into this in a uncomfortable
51:25
and horrible way. And nothing was
51:27
broken on him? Nothing was broken.
51:30
Like I said, he just had
51:32
some light scrapes on his knees
51:34
and on his elbows. Like you
51:37
can't jam yourself into a hole
51:39
that is smaller than you. Yeah.
51:41
And also the posture that he
51:44
was in, like laying there kind
51:46
of in like the fetal position,
51:48
would have been extremely difficult to
51:51
achieve based on the dimensions in
51:53
this. Pipe. Yeah, I'm really confused
51:56
looking at this picture. Yeah, Niyuki's
51:58
father actually tried to recreate the
52:00
scenario with the actual septic tank
52:03
that had been cut out of
52:05
the ground, that had been excavated
52:07
out of the ground, and he
52:10
found personally it was impossible with
52:12
or without clothing on to get
52:15
into the pipe and in the
52:17
position that he was found. So
52:19
not only are we saying that
52:22
this person was so desperate to
52:24
see this lady's bits. to put
52:26
himself in an extremely claustrophobic and
52:29
disgusting scenario, but that he also
52:31
would do it and not have
52:33
any broken bones or anything like
52:36
that. It doesn't make any sense.
52:38
Yeah. And it gets even weirder
52:41
when you find out that he
52:43
was friends with the schoolteacher's boyfriend.
52:45
They knew each other. Okay. And
52:48
actually, Niyuki had helped take down
52:50
a stalker of the school teacher.
52:52
Somebody was harassing her, calling her
52:55
constantly on the phone, and him
52:57
and the boyfriend worked together to
52:59
get like a tape recording of
53:02
it to give it to the
53:04
police and to try and identify
53:07
who was stalking her. So these
53:09
people knew each other decently well.
53:11
Okay. And the police, I'm assuming,
53:14
ruled out that the stalker on
53:16
the voice recording was him. I'm
53:18
assuming, yes. I mean as far
53:21
as like from what I read
53:23
it seemed like he was there
53:26
when some of these calls were
53:28
made. Got it. But the reason
53:30
that that's important that he knew
53:33
her is that he would have
53:35
known that she was out of
53:37
town until the 28th. Okay. So
53:40
she had just gotten back into
53:42
town. She had been visiting her
53:44
family in her hometown. She had
53:47
just gotten back into town on
53:49
the 28th the day where the
53:52
body was found. and they think
53:54
that he died on the 26th.
53:56
Right. So if he knew she
53:59
was going to be gone until
54:01
the 28th, if he wanted
54:03
to look up her skirt or whatever,
54:06
why would he go down there two
54:08
days earlier? I'm sorry, that's the dumbest.
54:10
To lay in human excrement
54:12
and be in this very confined space,
54:15
why would he do that two
54:17
days before she was going to be
54:19
home? I also just think that's a
54:21
really, like, or maybe even four days,
54:23
because if he went down in there
54:26
on the 24th and he was not...
54:28
They said he died on the 26th. Yeah,
54:30
that means he was planning on being
54:32
down there for four days at least
54:34
just to get a little upskirt
54:36
action. Yeah, I don't understand. Yeah,
54:39
I'm okay. I'm very confused. Another thing
54:41
that people look at and
54:43
are confused about how there were
54:45
no traumatic injuries given the size of
54:47
the pipe. That's what I'm saying. So
54:49
whether or not he was forced down
54:52
there or he went down there willingly,
54:54
it seems almost impossible for
54:56
him to get down there. And also,
54:59
why was only one shoe found? So
55:01
literally there was only one
55:03
shoe found and it was
55:05
behind his head, which also
55:08
seems nearly impossible, considering how
55:10
he got down there, if he
55:12
had gotten down there himself, and
55:14
then where's his other shoe? I read
55:16
in one article that there was a
55:18
shoe, a man's shoe found at like
55:20
a creek, like a mile away, but
55:22
then why the hell what his other shoe
55:25
have been that far away from
55:27
his body? I mean, unless whoever
55:29
killed him and stuffed him down
55:31
there discarded it later on. But
55:33
also, I don't understand. I don't understand
55:35
how the fuck his body could have
55:38
gotten into that hole. There's literally, and
55:40
there's no cause of death. Unless his
55:42
like fucking clavicle was broken. Yeah, no.
55:45
Like I don't get it. And there's
55:47
no cause of death like that he
55:49
would have been killed and then put
55:52
down there. So the cause of death
55:54
was like hypothermia, yeah, poor circulation
55:56
basically from being like cramped into
55:59
the position. He was shoved down
56:01
there alive. He had to, I
56:03
mean, he was alive when he
56:05
was down there. Yes, that is
56:07
what the, that is what it
56:09
appears to be. Yes. I am
56:11
bewildered at how he got down
56:13
there. It is very confusing. Because,
56:15
I mean, my shoulder, I have
56:17
wide fucking shoulders. I couldn't get
56:19
through it. Two foot hole yeah,
56:21
I mean he was a little
56:24
dude. He was only like five
56:26
seven or whatever But he like
56:28
I said like he measured across
56:30
over six nine five seven Yeah,
56:32
and like he measured across his
56:34
shoulders over 16 inches and the
56:36
hole was only 14 inches. Yeah,
56:38
and I understand you can like
56:40
Hunch and like whatever right to
56:42
like get smaller places then once
56:44
you're in the hole right like
56:46
Even if you have like that
56:48
one inch, once you're in the
56:50
hole, you're not gonna fucking shim
56:52
your body. You're not. You can't.
56:55
You can't. I'm sorry. And he
56:57
had to get down 60 centimeters
56:59
to be able to get into
57:01
the larger part of the septic
57:03
tank and even that is very
57:05
small. He had to have been
57:07
curled up to even fit in
57:09
there. And then I'm sorry. Oh,
57:11
he took his shirt off to
57:13
get. to shimmy down the pipe
57:15
and then how did he fold
57:17
it neatly? And had it with
57:19
his, yeah, yeah, arms cross. How
57:21
would that even happen? Very confusing.
57:23
And even weirder, his car was
57:26
found parked in a lot near
57:28
the dorms. His keys were still
57:30
in the ignition and his door
57:32
was unlocked, which led, you know,
57:34
people who don't believe the police's
57:36
theory to think that. He was
57:38
not planning on being there very
57:40
long, and he was just meeting
57:42
someone really quick or stopping by
57:44
somewhere really quickly, because why else
57:46
would he leave his keys in
57:48
the ignition and his car unlocked?
57:50
Where's the boyfriend? I don't know.
57:52
They never mention him? No. Huh?
57:54
Intra- Yeah. But yeah, she was
57:57
back in her hometown from the
57:59
24th to the night of the
58:01
27th, and then she discovered his
58:03
body on the 28th. So once
58:05
again, this is very strange. And
58:07
the last time he was seen
58:09
was at 10 in the morning
58:11
on the 24th by his dad.
58:13
He was like, hey, I'm going
58:15
to go run some errands and
58:17
I'm going to go out with
58:19
some friends tonight. See you later.
58:21
And his dad was like, bye.
58:23
Oh, who had access to her
58:25
apartment, probably her boyfriend. Yeah. And
58:28
was friends with him. Well, but
58:30
the septic tank entrance was on
58:32
the outside of the dormitory. What
58:34
if it got, what if they
58:36
pushed him in through the toilet?
58:38
The toilet's even smaller 20 centimeters?
58:40
Oh, yeah, it's true. It's so,
58:42
I don't even think his head
58:44
would fit through that. That's true.
58:46
I am seeing that here, yes.
58:48
Yeah. Because that was the thing.
58:50
They were like, like, like, he
58:52
had to have to have to
58:54
have come in through come in
58:56
through this, It doesn't make any
58:59
sense, Cassie. It doesn't make any
59:01
sense. There's no way. How big
59:03
is my head across? I don't
59:05
even know. Somebody bring out the
59:07
tape measurer. You got a little
59:09
head. I got a big ass
59:11
head. Believe me, I know. Every
59:13
time I watch one of these
59:15
fucking video episodes, I'm like, somebody
59:17
shrink my giant ass. Noggin. Geez,
59:19
Louise. That like all of it
59:21
is confusing if he was if
59:23
he knew that she was going
59:25
to be out of town because
59:27
everyone's like okay He would have
59:30
known because once again small town
59:32
him and the boyfriend were Relatively
59:34
good friends. They had to have
59:36
been really good friends if he
59:38
was the one helping helping him.
59:40
Yeah, and then the cars right
59:42
there like it's all very confusing,
59:44
but there are obviously some conspiracy
59:46
theories or not even conspiracy just
59:48
some theories that are different than
59:50
what the police Came the conclusion
59:52
the police came to well, let's
59:54
hear him so some people Think
59:56
that the teacher is the one
59:58
who murdered him Okay,
1:00:01
and why? Maybe they were having
1:00:03
an affair or he had come
1:00:05
on to her or something had
1:00:07
happened and he had she had
1:00:09
killed him and put him down
1:00:11
there because some people thought it
1:00:14
was strange that she even would
1:00:16
see the shoe down at the
1:00:18
shoe down at the And also
1:00:20
why instead of calling the police
1:00:22
or going to talk to a
1:00:24
maintenance person, would she have just
1:00:27
gone and opened the septic tank
1:00:29
lid herself? That is fucking weird.
1:00:31
To discover the body. Yeah, that's
1:00:33
fucking weird. I do agree. So
1:00:35
some people think that maybe there
1:00:37
was an accidental death and she
1:00:39
put him down there or maybe
1:00:42
something happened between her and him
1:00:44
and her or her and her
1:00:46
boyfriend put him down there. And
1:00:48
I think the boyfriend's involved, I
1:00:50
don't know why. I don't know
1:00:52
why. That's oh that's your theory.
1:00:55
Another theory is so a month
1:00:57
before his death there was an
1:00:59
incident in the Fukushima Dachi nuclear
1:01:01
power plant where a welded joint
1:01:03
in a circulating pump gave way
1:01:05
and there was a massive meltdown
1:01:08
basically and they had to shut
1:01:10
down reactor number three. So the
1:01:12
person who was in charge of
1:01:14
this reactor was a coworker. of
1:01:16
Nayuki's and he actually ended up
1:01:18
completing suicide not long after because
1:01:21
of his involvement in this disaster.
1:01:23
Okay, so some people think that
1:01:25
maybe Nayuki also could have been
1:01:27
involved and he did this on
1:01:29
purpose to take his own life
1:01:31
and then there's some other people
1:01:34
because 10 days before Nakey's death
1:01:36
there was an election for the
1:01:38
village chief. and he had actually
1:01:40
lobbied for one of the And
1:01:42
the reason he had done that
1:01:44
is first of all, he was
1:01:47
known to be an extremely charismatic
1:01:49
and well-spoken guy, but he worked
1:01:51
with nuclear power plants and basically
1:01:53
the two people who were going
1:01:55
up against each other. One was
1:01:57
anti-nuclear power plant and the other
1:02:00
one was pro. And so he
1:02:02
was speaking for the pro-nuclear power
1:02:04
plant supporting them. And so he
1:02:06
goes out there, he ends up
1:02:08
campaigning for this guy and he
1:02:10
ends up winning. Some people in
1:02:13
the village were spreading rumors that
1:02:15
Nayuki might have accidentally uncovered a
1:02:17
scandal, like a government scandal, or
1:02:19
pissed off the wrong person, and
1:02:21
then was killed and his body
1:02:23
was staged this way in an
1:02:26
attempt to further embarrass him and
1:02:28
discredit his name after death. an
1:02:30
instrumental part in this election win
1:02:32
for the opposition. So they're like
1:02:34
trying to make it seem like
1:02:36
he was a peeping Tom because
1:02:39
that's like so embarrassing right? I
1:02:41
don't know still the weirdest like
1:02:43
thing to say oh he he
1:02:45
really wanted to look up this
1:02:47
girl's skirt so he climbed into
1:02:49
this fucking hole that is too
1:02:52
small for him in pee and
1:02:54
poo yeah just to get a
1:02:56
glimpse of her vagina like that's
1:02:58
weird what I was like wishing
1:03:00
I would find I was trying
1:03:02
to and I couldn't to see
1:03:05
if there was any sort of
1:03:07
like toxicology report done on him
1:03:09
like imagine if he was like
1:03:11
really drunk or something yeah and
1:03:13
was like oh I'm gonna call
1:03:15
in here look at her vagina
1:03:18
whatever you know what I mean
1:03:20
don't think he could have fit
1:03:22
in there yeah it's just all
1:03:24
very strange even regardless of him
1:03:26
getting in there himself I don't
1:03:28
understand how someone could have put
1:03:30
him in there Without yeah, without
1:03:33
breaking something without breaking a clavicle
1:03:35
or like some I don't know
1:03:37
something up here. I don't I
1:03:39
just don't I don't get it.
1:03:41
I don't get how he could
1:03:43
have fit in there. Yeah. And
1:03:46
then got into that position that
1:03:48
he's in where his legs are
1:03:50
up and he's kind of in
1:03:52
like a fetal position but on
1:03:54
his back. Even if somebody shoved
1:03:56
him down there, they would have
1:03:59
had to have. It would have
1:04:01
been all haphazard. Like how would
1:04:03
they have gotten him into that
1:04:05
position? How would they have gotten
1:04:07
his arms like Chris crossed with
1:04:09
the shirt with the shirt? And
1:04:12
why was his other shoe like
1:04:14
miles away? Accidentally booped in there.
1:04:16
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
1:04:18
it doesn't it does not make
1:04:20
sense that he or anyone else
1:04:22
could have gotten him down there.
1:04:25
Yeah. Like physically pushed him down
1:04:27
there. I don't get it. Yeah.
1:04:29
No, it's very weird. It's very
1:04:31
weird. And like once again, it
1:04:33
was very it was super cold.
1:04:35
It's winter and he was completely
1:04:38
shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirtless.
1:04:40
Yeah, but he had his pants
1:04:42
on and no shoes and no
1:04:44
shoes. But then one shoe was
1:04:46
behind his And like how did
1:04:48
that get there? I don't know.
1:04:51
So the official story from the
1:04:53
police is that he had an
1:04:55
accidental death from hypothermia after he
1:04:57
crawled into the septic tank to
1:04:59
be a peeping Tom. This was
1:05:01
something obviously like I said like
1:05:04
the village and his parents completely
1:05:06
do not accept. There is unfortunately
1:05:08
a really bad like upskirt culture
1:05:10
in Japan. I don't know if
1:05:12
you know this bit. on phones
1:05:14
in Japan, you have to have
1:05:17
the shutter noise on because there's
1:05:19
so many cases of people putting
1:05:21
their phones under women's skirts and
1:05:23
taking pictures. I did not know
1:05:25
that. Yeah. But once again, I
1:05:27
listen, I don't know. I don't
1:05:30
know this person. I don't know
1:05:32
how far someone would go to
1:05:34
look under someone's skirt. Yeah. But
1:05:36
that just seems like a lot
1:05:38
of work. No. I agree. Yeah,
1:05:40
and disgusting work. Yeah, and also
1:05:43
once again, he knew her, he
1:05:45
knew she was not even home.
1:05:47
Yeah, that's the part to me.
1:05:49
Like if you really thought that
1:05:51
you were gonna do that, why
1:05:53
would you do it four days
1:05:56
before, like three and a half
1:05:58
days or whatever, before she was
1:06:00
even gonna be home? I wish
1:06:02
I would have seen if there
1:06:04
was a toxicology report because I
1:06:06
could understand, not even not understand,
1:06:09
but. if somebody's like really really
1:06:11
drunk and they've I've always I've
1:06:13
always I've always wanted to do
1:06:15
this I know this is such
1:06:17
a good idea I'm gonna do
1:06:19
this dumb weird thing and then
1:06:22
he just contorted and smushed himself
1:06:24
up as much as he could
1:06:26
and shoved himself down there and
1:06:28
then by the time he it
1:06:30
was too late it was too
1:06:32
late because he couldn't even turn
1:06:34
around. There was not enough room
1:06:37
in there for him to literally
1:06:39
turn around to get back up
1:06:41
the pipe. He literally physically couldn't.
1:06:43
I mean, I guess if he
1:06:45
was like a secret contortionist. Well,
1:06:47
just I feel like people go
1:06:50
spurlunking. I was going to say
1:06:52
people really can like smush themselves
1:06:54
down. Yeah. I mean, you've covered
1:06:56
stories of people in caving disasters
1:06:58
that somehow fit through weird small
1:07:00
holes. Yeah. So I guess that's
1:07:03
possible. I don't know. And allegedly
1:07:05
he was like a pretty petite
1:07:07
guy. Yeah. But I don't know.
1:07:09
It seems so, it just seems
1:07:11
so weird. Like, yeah, I'm gonna
1:07:13
sit in this pee and poo
1:07:16
just to catch a glimpse up
1:07:18
someone's skirt. Up my friend's girlfriend's
1:07:20
skirt. Yeah. I don't know. It
1:07:22
just seems weird. Yeah. I mean
1:07:24
you'd have to be like a
1:07:26
very sick individual because you also
1:07:29
obviously like which the P and
1:07:31
P was going to be all
1:07:33
over you while you're down there
1:07:35
and then also when they go
1:07:37
you're gonna that's what you're gonna
1:07:39
be seeing and it's gonna fall
1:07:42
on you which I don't know
1:07:44
him I don't know maybe is
1:07:46
I don't know but the whole
1:07:48
way he was positioned the shirt
1:07:50
her being out of town to
1:07:52
me is the weirdest yeah where
1:07:55
he was planning on being down
1:07:57
there in the P and Poop
1:07:59
for three days yeah but of
1:08:01
a schoolteacher finding a man in
1:08:03
her toilet and Nayuki Kano remains
1:08:05
a mystery. That's, yeah, that is.
1:08:08
Oh, so here's another picture of
1:08:10
like the top of the, that's
1:08:12
the pipe. Can you imagine trying
1:08:14
to? fit yourself through that? No,
1:08:16
but I'm also super claustrophobic and
1:08:18
that's why I mean me too.
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I wish there was some sort
1:08:23
of your one boob wouldn't even
1:08:25
go in that. Well that's why
1:08:27
I wish there was some sort
1:08:29
of toxicology report. Yeah. Because I
1:08:31
think that's what that's when you
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Okay. And his name is lawn
1:09:55
chair Larry. Oh. You know I
1:09:58
needed some joy today. Listen I
1:10:00
feel it. Yeah Amanda literally tells
1:10:02
me I was gonna cover this
1:10:04
disappearance and whatever and she's like
1:10:07
I literally just I'm so consumed
1:10:09
by the fires and stuff like
1:10:11
I can't do anything depressing. I
1:10:13
can't I couldn't. I couldn't. I
1:10:16
literally I had a whole story
1:10:18
like picked out and that I
1:10:20
was like looking at and researching.
1:10:22
I was like I do that
1:10:25
all the time where I'm like.
1:10:27
Oh, my head is just, I
1:10:29
can't, yeah, I mean if you're
1:10:31
in a certain, if you're in
1:10:33
a certain like state of mind,
1:10:36
it's just impossible. So we're talking
1:10:38
about lawn chair Larry today, okay?
1:10:40
You heard it here first. My
1:10:42
sources were plain and pilot mag.com,
1:10:45
the New Yorker by George Plimpton,
1:10:47
medium. Found this episode because I
1:10:49
was watching drunk history and I
1:10:51
fucking love drunk history and they
1:10:54
covered this and it was too
1:10:56
good I would be so good
1:10:58
on drunk history if only I
1:11:00
Am a moron and I think
1:11:03
I'd be really good on drunk
1:11:05
history like it be so funny
1:11:07
get us on there Is it
1:11:09
still happening? I don't know it
1:11:11
would be so fun. I want
1:11:14
to be on drunk history. I
1:11:16
want to be on fucking hot
1:11:18
ones and guess what I? Can
1:11:20
barely be on my own YouTube
1:11:23
channel. So true. So you're right.
1:11:25
I don't know what where you're
1:11:27
getting this wild hair of your
1:11:29
ass. I don't know either And
1:11:32
then Wikipedia of course. Yes. Okay.
1:11:34
So Lawrence Richard Walters aka Larry
1:11:36
he had always been fascinated by
1:11:38
the sky and flying and just
1:11:41
the idea of like things floating
1:11:43
up there in the sky This
1:11:45
was always something he was interested
1:11:47
in when he was about eight
1:11:49
or nine years old His family
1:11:52
took him to Disneyland and when
1:11:54
he walked in he said the
1:11:56
first thing that he saw Was
1:11:58
a lady standing right? there on
1:12:01
Main Street holding a, you know,
1:12:03
to quote him, a zillion Mickey
1:12:05
Mouse balloons. Ah, yeah. And
1:12:07
he's like, wow. I bet if I
1:12:09
could get enough of those giant
1:12:12
balloons, I could get lifted
1:12:14
straight up into the sky. Why
1:12:16
not, buddy? How cool would that
1:12:19
be. Why not? And that was
1:12:21
like a pivotal moment in
1:12:23
Larry's life where he was
1:12:26
like, holy shit. I need to
1:12:28
fly. I need to fly. Like I
1:12:30
need to be in the sky. RIP, lawn
1:12:32
chair Larry, you would have loved up. You
1:12:35
would have loved up. Oh my I love
1:12:37
up. So yeah, so that was like
1:12:39
really a pivotal moment in
1:12:41
Larry's life where he's like, get me
1:12:43
up in the sky. I need to be
1:12:45
up there. I need to like fly or
1:12:48
something. And this is what
1:12:50
developed his dream to become
1:12:52
a pilot in the Air Force. So
1:12:54
when Larry was about 13, he
1:12:56
was in an army naval surplus
1:12:58
store. And he's kind of
1:13:00
just like bopping around. And
1:13:02
he sees these giant weather
1:13:05
balloons hanging from the ceiling.
1:13:07
And he's like, damn, fuck those
1:13:09
Mickey Mouse pansy ass balloons that
1:13:11
I saw when I was eight.
1:13:13
These things are way bigger. If
1:13:15
I'm gonna somehow get up in
1:13:17
the sky, these are the fucking
1:13:20
suckers I'm gonna use. Absolutely.
1:13:22
Look at them. Hell yeah, Larry. So
1:13:25
Larry was also really into science
1:13:27
at school and he had actually
1:13:29
he had actually been working on
1:13:32
a science project Where he made
1:13:34
his own hydrogen generators and inflated
1:13:36
like these little balloons with it
1:13:38
and for this project He was
1:13:40
trying to see how long the
1:13:43
hydrogen inside the balloons would keep
1:13:45
them up in the sky before
1:13:47
they came Like floating back down. This
1:13:49
guy's a real one balloon trick phony,
1:13:51
isn't he? He really likes balloons.
1:13:54
Okay? Hyper fixation. Larry,
1:13:56
I've got some news for you
1:13:59
about autism. Well, he's dead, so
1:14:01
you wouldn't know. R.P. Lear, you
1:14:03
would have loved online autism tests.
1:14:05
You would have loved up, and
1:14:07
you would have loved these tests.
1:14:09
So he would attach notes to
1:14:11
the balloons and send them up
1:14:13
into the sky, and he would
1:14:16
time out how long it took
1:14:18
them to deflate and come back
1:14:20
down. But unfortunately,
1:14:22
the balloons never came down, or
1:14:24
at least like they didn't. come
1:14:26
down anywhere near where he was
1:14:28
to ever have seen them again.
1:14:30
So he got a D on
1:14:32
his project. Wow. Yeah, it's really
1:14:35
sad. R. I. P. Larry, you
1:14:37
would have loved Apple air tags.
1:14:39
But don't fret, guys. That
1:14:41
did not deter young Larry
1:14:43
to keep working towards his
1:14:45
goal in life. So he would
1:14:47
be sitting in his garage at
1:14:50
his house. He's making his own
1:14:52
rocket fuel. And every time he
1:14:54
like tries to do something, it's
1:14:56
always like blowing up on him
1:14:58
or catching fire. And his mom
1:15:00
is like, what are you doing,
1:15:02
Larry? Like she's very worried about
1:15:04
his well-being, very concerned about where
1:15:06
he's going in life. Honestly, I
1:15:08
get it. I've told this story
1:15:10
on the podcast before, when you have kind
1:15:12
of a smart, but you're still
1:15:14
a kid, so you're dumbest shit. You
1:15:17
just like accidentally create bombs.
1:15:19
Sometimes you do. I mean, I didn't, but
1:15:21
like, that's just because I wasn't smart
1:15:23
in school. But you did? Yes.
1:15:25
Yeah. Yeah. So after high school,
1:15:27
Larry decides that he's going
1:15:30
to go for his dream job
1:15:32
of becoming a pilot in the
1:15:34
Air Force. He's like so excited.
1:15:36
So he has to go through
1:15:38
all the testing and stuff to
1:15:41
even like be able to do
1:15:43
that. And when he gets tested,
1:15:45
they discovered that he had really
1:15:47
bad eyesight. Oh. And they're like,
1:15:49
Larry. Buddy, you can't be a
1:15:51
pilot in the Air Force with
1:15:53
bad eyesight. It's like when people
1:15:55
find out that you can't be
1:15:57
color blind. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like.
1:16:00
Well, fuck, like that was my
1:16:02
dream. What am I supposed to
1:16:04
do now? So Larry ends up
1:16:06
becoming a truck driver, which to
1:16:08
me is really funny that you
1:16:10
can't like drive a plane with
1:16:12
bad eyesight, but they're like, yeah,
1:16:14
you can drive this like huge
1:16:16
truck that would kill way more
1:16:18
people. A highway where like cars
1:16:20
are like way more dangerous and
1:16:22
people get to way more accidents,
1:16:24
babies in strollers and stuff. Yeah,
1:16:26
but it's fine. He could drive
1:16:28
a truck. So
1:16:31
now it's 1982. Larry is 33
1:16:33
years old. He's a trucker and
1:16:35
he has this girlfriend named Carol
1:16:38
and he is a seemingly happy
1:16:40
guy But he just can't get
1:16:42
the idea of flying out of
1:16:44
his mind. He's like this is
1:16:47
my dream and By golly, I'm
1:16:49
going to accomplish my dream if
1:16:51
it's the last thing I do.
1:16:54
It's like a dog with a
1:16:56
bone. That's right So Larry talks
1:16:58
to Carol his girlfriend and he's
1:17:00
like Babe, remember 10 years ago
1:17:03
when we met and we started
1:17:05
dating? But he's like, okay, babe.
1:17:07
So like I told you about
1:17:10
this dream I have of like
1:17:12
flying and floating in the sky,
1:17:14
right? Well, what I'm gonna do
1:17:16
is I'm gonna sit in a
1:17:19
chair, I'm gonna attach balloons to
1:17:21
it, and float myself over the
1:17:23
Mojave desert. And she's like, no,
1:17:26
you're not. And he's like, no,
1:17:28
literally this is my dream in
1:17:30
life. So you're either with me
1:17:32
or you're out. Yeah, you better
1:17:35
start supporting me. So after a
1:17:37
minute, Carol's like, okay, yeah, let's
1:17:39
get you floating in the sky,
1:17:42
babe. I love you, I support
1:17:44
you, I will support anything you
1:17:46
do. He never just thought to
1:17:48
try like hang gliding. No, no.
1:17:51
But he has the full support
1:17:53
of his girlfriend. I mean, this
1:17:55
is what I'm imagining that she
1:17:58
saying, she's like, baby, I love
1:18:00
you, I love you, I love
1:18:02
you, I love you so much,
1:18:04
I love you so much, I
1:18:07
love you so much. I'll do
1:18:09
anything for you. I will die
1:18:11
for you. We're going to get
1:18:14
you in that damn sky. We're
1:18:16
going to get you in that
1:18:18
sky. But she did, you know,
1:18:20
she did. did actually say to
1:18:23
him though, wear a helmet. No,
1:18:25
but she said, I want you
1:18:27
to just like do this and
1:18:29
get it over with and get
1:18:32
it out of your system so
1:18:34
you never bother me about this
1:18:36
again. That sounds, yeah, it sounds
1:18:39
about right. Yeah. Wife material. Right?
1:18:41
Wife her up, Larry. So Carol
1:18:43
ends up footing the bill for
1:18:45
Larry's whole endeavor of what he
1:18:48
wants to do. The Tiktok feminists
1:18:50
would have a field day. Rest
1:18:52
and piece, Larry, the Tiktok feminists
1:18:55
would hate you. Would have hated
1:18:57
you. It's okay, they hate me
1:18:59
too. Carol and Larry, they go
1:19:01
to the military supply store and
1:19:04
they are looking to buy 45,
1:19:06
8-foot weather balloons. Unfortunately, that is
1:19:08
a lot. But unfortunately, little did
1:19:11
they know, you can't just go
1:19:13
into like a military supply store
1:19:15
and buy things if you're not
1:19:17
in the military. Well, what the
1:19:20
fuck, I thought this was America.
1:19:22
America! Yeah! What, I can get
1:19:24
an AK-47, but I can't get
1:19:27
a fucking, I can't get a
1:19:29
fucking weather balloon? Well, don't worry.
1:19:31
This is America, thank God. And
1:19:33
you know what they ended up
1:19:36
saying? They said, excuse me, sir.
1:19:38
We work for a studio. And
1:19:40
the guy's like, yeah, why didn't
1:19:43
you just say that earlier? Duh.
1:19:45
Of course you are. Our policy
1:19:47
is only military personnel and people
1:19:49
who make commercials. And Hollywood. Yeah.
1:19:52
Hello. Capitalism, baby. That's America. Okay?
1:19:54
It's bringing a tear to my
1:19:56
eye. Feeling so patriotic. Feeling like
1:19:58
that nine-year-old girl who got the
1:20:01
American flag tattoo. Do you not
1:20:03
hear about that? I did. I
1:20:05
did. Just Google that. That's America,
1:20:08
fuck yeah, so they get the
1:20:10
balloons because they're like the guys
1:20:12
like oh, you're making a TV
1:20:14
commercial, fuck yeah, here you go.
1:20:17
Say no more. Here's all the
1:20:19
balloons you want. Then they go
1:20:21
to Sears and they find the
1:20:24
most perfect lawn chair with waffle
1:20:26
iron webbing in the seat, aluminum
1:20:28
armrests, and it's on sale for
1:20:30
only $109. For a lawn chair?
1:20:33
What the heck's going on in
1:20:35
the 80s. Larry even said. that
1:20:37
this launcher was so great that
1:20:40
his mom went back and bought
1:20:42
two more because they were on
1:20:44
sale. So, I gotta get my
1:20:46
hands on one of these. That's
1:20:49
a pretty good lawn chair. That's
1:20:51
a pretty dang dang gong. It's
1:20:53
nice and sturdy. America? Fuck yeah.
1:20:56
It's probably made in China. If
1:20:58
I know anything about America. Probably.
1:21:00
So now Carol, even though she
1:21:02
was super supportive of her man's
1:21:05
crazy plan. She still wanted to
1:21:07
make sure he was doing this
1:21:09
safely, right? So she's like, hey,
1:21:12
before you get up in the
1:21:14
sky on your lawn chair, no
1:21:16
helmet, actually still, helmet just feels
1:21:18
intuitive. Unfortunately, there was no helmet
1:21:21
at all in the entire process.
1:21:23
But she did make him go
1:21:25
to the Elsinore Flight School in
1:21:28
Paris, California, and learn how to
1:21:30
jump with a parachute. Okay, that
1:21:32
makes sense. So she's like, you
1:21:34
gotta learn how to jump at
1:21:37
this parachute. So he does it,
1:21:39
and then they end up buying
1:21:41
a parachute for $900, and they're
1:21:43
like, she's like, you're gonna take
1:21:46
this on the lawn chair with
1:21:48
you. This is getting pricey. Yeah,
1:21:50
and she's footing the bell for
1:21:53
this whole thing. What does she
1:21:55
do for work? I don't know,
1:21:57
couldn't tell you ask? So finally.
1:21:59
On July 2nd, 1982, Larry Walter,
1:22:02
after months of preparation, he's finally
1:22:04
going to launch his plan in
1:22:06
action and rise up in to
1:22:09
the sky. So they're in Carroll's
1:22:11
mother's backyard in San Pedro, California.
1:22:13
Hey, local. Hey. He fills 42
1:22:15
to 43, depending on who he
1:22:18
asked, balloons with Helium. Okay. And
1:22:20
attached them all to his lawn
1:22:22
chair. Now they did this through
1:22:25
a 24-hour period, so they started
1:22:27
the day before. And when they
1:22:29
were... Doing this, I guess like
1:22:31
the cops were called at one
1:22:34
point and they once again said,
1:22:36
this is for a commercial shoot
1:22:38
and this is America. So the
1:22:41
cop said, absolutely, they said, you're
1:22:43
trying to sell something to poor
1:22:45
people. Yeah, they said, do whatever
1:22:47
you need to do, buddy. They
1:22:50
said, sir, you're doing the Lord's
1:22:52
work. Yeah, thank God. So they
1:22:54
get all of the balloons blown
1:22:57
up, attach them to the chair.
1:22:59
He puts on his parachute. He
1:23:01
gets his two-way radio, a hand
1:23:03
compass, a flashlight, eight plastic bottles
1:23:06
of water that were placed on
1:23:08
the sides of the chair for
1:23:10
like stability. Not for drinking, for
1:23:13
stability. You want to know what
1:23:15
he got to drink? Beer? Two
1:23:17
liters of Coca-Cola. Oh, what a
1:23:19
fucking gee, okay. A package of
1:23:22
beef jerky. Because you
1:23:24
know he might get hungry. No,
1:23:26
he's just like me on a
1:23:28
road trip a roadmap of California
1:23:30
There we go. He had yeah
1:23:32
and a beavy gun for popping
1:23:34
the balloons when it was time
1:23:36
to descend Because obviously that's how
1:23:38
he's going to get down right?
1:23:40
That's the only way. Oh my
1:23:42
god When he was just about
1:23:44
to take off his friend is
1:23:46
like wait Don't leave yet and
1:23:48
he runs down the street to
1:23:50
the marine supply store And he
1:23:52
grabs a life jacket just in
1:23:54
case something were to happen to
1:23:56
Larry and he's like taken out
1:23:58
to see. So this delays Larry's
1:24:01
flight for 45 minutes. Yeah, because
1:24:03
what if he accidentally like the
1:24:05
winds start taking him towards like
1:24:07
Catalina? You never know. You don't
1:24:09
know. Literally don't know what can
1:24:11
happen. But finally at 1030 a.m.
1:24:13
Larry gets into the lawn chair,
1:24:15
which he dubbed the inspiration. Mm-hmm.
1:24:17
So the whole idea was that
1:24:19
he was going to be lifted
1:24:21
about a hundred feet into the
1:24:23
air and the lawn chair was
1:24:25
going to be attached to his
1:24:27
friend's 1962 Chevrolet Bonneville car by
1:24:29
a giant rope. Oh to kind
1:24:31
of like direct it? Yeah, okay.
1:24:33
So he wasn't gonna like be...
1:24:35
He's not just loose. Well he
1:24:37
was gonna be loose eventually but
1:24:39
well what if you went too
1:24:41
high and went into the... went
1:24:43
into space? So... I guess that's
1:24:46
what the BB guns for. That
1:24:48
is what the BB gun is
1:24:50
for, yes. But Larry had this
1:24:52
all down to a science. He
1:24:54
claims that he had everything under
1:24:56
control. He knew exactly what he
1:24:58
was doing and that the amount
1:25:00
of balloons was only going to
1:25:02
take him about 7 to 8,000
1:25:04
feet into the air. Oh my
1:25:06
God, that's so awful. That's really
1:25:08
high, I know. The rope thing
1:25:10
was for he wanted to like
1:25:12
be lifted into the air. I'm
1:25:14
assuming the car was going to
1:25:16
drive like maybe to a different
1:25:18
location so there's not like... neighborhoods
1:25:20
and houses before he kind of
1:25:22
like goes off on his own
1:25:24
and like wants to make sure
1:25:26
everything is situated and working for
1:25:28
him. Yeah and probably to avoid
1:25:31
because San Pedro is right on
1:25:33
the water to avoid going over
1:25:35
the ocean. Correct. But none of
1:25:37
these people expected how fast Larry
1:25:39
would start to rise into the
1:25:41
sky once he began lift off.
1:25:43
How were they like... tethering him
1:25:45
to the floor. Do they have
1:25:47
him like tied down? I mean
1:25:49
they had to have, he had
1:25:51
to have been tied down because
1:25:53
he didn't, they like cut something
1:25:55
for him to get lifted off.
1:25:57
Like because all the balloons were
1:25:59
already filled with helium. Yeah, and
1:26:01
like they had to connect them
1:26:03
all to the chair. Yeah, so
1:26:05
something had to have been tying
1:26:07
him down to the ground. So
1:26:09
within seconds, the inspiration reached the
1:26:11
end of the rope and it
1:26:13
snapped in half. The chair flung
1:26:16
forward and Larry's glasses flew off
1:26:18
his face and down hundreds of
1:26:20
feet below him. Larry, this is
1:26:22
why you weren't allowed to be
1:26:24
a pilot. Exactly. You couldn't even
1:26:26
think to attach your glasses to
1:26:28
your face? So now. He is
1:26:30
floating Willy Nilly free ball in
1:26:32
it into the sky on a
1:26:34
lawn chair and he's blind. You're
1:26:36
lucky you're in California if you
1:26:38
were in like Texas or the
1:26:40
South they would somebody was shot.
1:26:42
That's so true. Yeah. So immediately
1:26:44
as Carol is watching her boyfriend
1:26:46
quickly rise higher and higher into
1:26:48
the sky, she radios into him
1:26:50
and this conversation was recorded for
1:26:52
later use. So she's like, Larry,
1:26:54
come down. You've got to come
1:26:56
down if you can't see. Come
1:26:58
down if you can't see. Come
1:27:01
down. Come down. Come down. Come
1:27:03
down. And Larry's like, I have
1:27:05
a backup pair of glasses. I'm
1:27:07
A-OK. He did. Yeah. He's like,
1:27:09
I'm A-OK, babe, relax. And then
1:27:11
he starts to rise higher and
1:27:13
higher and he's like, I'm going
1:27:15
through a dense fog layer. Carol
1:27:17
says, oh God, keep talking, Larry.
1:27:19
We've got airplanes and they can't
1:27:21
see you. Oh my God, I
1:27:23
didn't even think about that. You're
1:27:25
actually not far from the airport.
1:27:27
No, and she sees the airplanes
1:27:29
heading towards him. And then she
1:27:31
goes, you're heading for the ocean,
1:27:33
you have to come down. So
1:27:35
she continues to scream into this
1:27:37
radio for him to come down
1:27:39
as he rises up past 2,500
1:27:41
feet. But Larry said, no way
1:27:43
in heck was he going to
1:27:46
come down after all this planning
1:27:48
and after all the years he's
1:27:50
waiting to do this. I kind
1:27:52
of understand. Yeah, he said, no
1:27:54
way in heck. He went higher
1:27:56
and higher and the higher he
1:27:58
went the more he was able
1:28:00
to see and he said it
1:28:02
was awesome He could see the
1:28:04
orange of the Queen Mary and
1:28:06
the oil tanks at the naval
1:28:08
station and he could see Catalina
1:28:10
Island. So Larry is now very
1:28:12
close to 16,000 feet into the
1:28:14
air. Oh that makes me sick.
1:28:16
And at this point, he is
1:28:18
spotted by two commercial airliners, Delta
1:28:20
and TWA, and they were coming
1:28:22
into LAX. Yeah. And they see
1:28:24
him, and they're like, what the
1:28:26
fuck am I looking at right
1:28:28
now? What is happening? We're dealing
1:28:31
with something insane. That could be
1:28:33
very dangerous. So one of the
1:28:35
airlines, they call into air traffic
1:28:37
control, and they say, this is
1:28:39
TWA, two three thousand feet. We
1:28:41
have a man in a chair
1:28:43
attached to balloons in our 10
1:28:45
o'clock position range five miles. I
1:28:47
guarantee you the people that they
1:28:49
like radioed that into were like,
1:28:51
uh, yeah, sure, bro. Like, what
1:28:53
do you mean? Yeah, what do
1:28:55
you mean you have a man
1:28:57
in a chair? How hard did
1:28:59
you party last night before you
1:29:01
took before you took this flight
1:29:03
on? Yeah, like you're not supposed
1:29:05
to like be on acid on
1:29:07
drugs when you're flying a plane
1:29:09
with a bunch of people on
1:29:11
the, uh, uh, So Larry is
1:29:13
finally like, okay, I think I'm
1:29:16
a little higher than I intended
1:29:18
to be and it's getting kind
1:29:20
of scary now. So he decides
1:29:22
he's gonna shoot his BB gun
1:29:24
at some of the balloons to
1:29:26
try to like descend a couple
1:29:28
thousand feet at least. So he
1:29:30
pops seven balloons and then a
1:29:32
huge gust of wind comes and
1:29:34
blows Larry sideways causing the chair
1:29:36
to tilt forward once again. And
1:29:38
he doesn't lose a pair of
1:29:40
glasses, I see. He doesn't lose
1:29:42
a pair of glasses, but he
1:29:44
does lose his BB gun. Oh,
1:29:46
that's not good. Which falls out
1:29:48
of his lap and down, down,
1:29:50
down somewhere. You think like if
1:29:52
we were gonna be on a
1:29:54
fucking lawn chair. Oh, he's not
1:29:56
even str- Like he doesn't have
1:29:58
a seat belt. That's what I'm
1:30:01
saying. Like you would think you
1:30:03
would have really locked in on
1:30:05
this one. Like you would have
1:30:07
had like things tied to things
1:30:09
who would be trapped in. No,
1:30:11
not even a helmet. No, no
1:30:13
helmet, no seat belt. He's free
1:30:15
ball in it. He's fucking raw
1:30:17
dog in space right now. Yeah.
1:30:19
And he drops his BB gun
1:30:21
and he's like, hope it doesn't
1:30:23
hit anyone, kind of over the
1:30:25
ocean at this point. Um, no.
1:30:27
He's, he's, he's very much over,
1:30:29
um, LAX at this point. Oh
1:30:31
my god, he's gonna get shot
1:30:33
down. He's like, so ridiculous. So
1:30:35
now Larry's like, oh boy, I,
1:30:37
I really fucked up here, I
1:30:39
think, I might, I think I
1:30:41
might be in trouble. Ruttrell. The
1:30:43
air was starting to get thin.
1:30:46
He said he was having difficulty
1:30:48
breathing and he's like, maybe I
1:30:50
should just jump and hope the
1:30:52
parachute works. Oh, he got about
1:30:54
the parachute. Yeah, he has the
1:30:56
parachute on his back, but he's
1:30:58
never used it. So he's like,
1:31:00
I don't know, what else am
1:31:02
I going to do? But luckily,
1:31:04
he did start to descend his,
1:31:06
the Helium and his balloons. He's
1:31:08
up there for about like an
1:31:10
hour and a half at this
1:31:12
point. They started to kind of
1:31:14
like, seep through. Okay. And he's
1:31:16
descending a little bit, so he
1:31:18
gets down to 13,000 feet. And
1:31:20
that's when he's able to use
1:31:22
his able to use his radio
1:31:24
to use his radio to speak
1:31:26
to an emergency rescue unit from
1:31:28
an emergency rescue unit. Okay, so
1:31:31
the operator asks him, what airport
1:31:33
did you take off from? And
1:31:35
he says, um, my point of
1:31:37
departure was 1633 West 7th Street
1:31:39
San Pedro. The way that I
1:31:41
know like where that is. And
1:31:43
the operator goes, I'm sorry, sir,
1:31:45
I couldn't hear you. What airport
1:31:47
did you take off from? Can
1:31:49
you repeat that, please? And Larry
1:31:51
now has to explain to the
1:31:53
operator what he has done, what
1:31:55
he has done. And he's like,
1:31:57
yeah, I am in this unauthorized
1:31:59
aircraft. And no seat belts.
1:32:02
With no seat belts. And can
1:32:04
you just please contact my ground
1:32:06
crew and tell them I'm okay?
1:32:08
Tell Carol I love her and
1:32:10
I'm doing fine. Please over my
1:32:12
ground crew. Shut up. It's literally
1:32:14
like his girlfriend and his friends.
1:32:16
Yeah, with like a fucking hand,
1:32:18
like a little walkie-talkie. And they're
1:32:20
like, like, the operator at this
1:32:22
point is like, what am I
1:32:24
hearing? Like, what are you saying,
1:32:26
sir? And now, Larry finds himself.
1:32:28
directly over the long beach airport
1:32:30
and he's actually starting to get
1:32:32
down to 2,000 feet. Oh so
1:32:34
he's still descending. He's descending. So
1:32:36
at this point he like looks
1:32:38
down on the ground he's like
1:32:40
okay I can like see things
1:32:42
now like I actually like see
1:32:44
land and he's he starts to
1:32:46
slash the plastic water bottles that
1:32:48
are on the side of his
1:32:50
chair to get all the water
1:32:52
out. Because he thinks that's going
1:32:54
to make him. Yeah, well it
1:32:56
does, it helps and he starts
1:32:58
descending even faster. Don't just send
1:33:00
too fast brother. So Larry's getting
1:33:02
really excited because he can see
1:33:04
the ground and he can see
1:33:06
people's houses. He starts to be
1:33:08
able to hear dogs barking and
1:33:10
people talking and he looks down
1:33:12
and he sees rooftops and he's
1:33:14
like, well I really hope I
1:33:16
don't crash at anyone's house. But
1:33:18
he's still descending and he's kind
1:33:20
of just hoping for the best
1:33:22
at this point. Okay. And then
1:33:24
all of a sudden, he stops
1:33:26
moving. So lawn chair Larry is
1:33:28
now nestled into the power lines.
1:33:30
Oh. And he said that if
1:33:32
he had come in a little
1:33:34
higher, that the chair would have
1:33:36
hit the wires and he would
1:33:38
have been electrocuted. Yeah. He later
1:33:40
said, and I quote. It's ironic
1:33:42
because the guy that owned the
1:33:44
house, he was out reading the
1:33:46
morning paper on his chase lounge
1:33:48
next to his swimming pool, and
1:33:50
you know, just the look on
1:33:52
this guy's face, like he hears
1:33:54
a noise as I start, as
1:33:56
I scraped across the roof. and
1:33:58
he looks up and sees this
1:34:00
pair of boots and the chair
1:34:02
floating right over him under the
1:34:04
power lines, right? He sat there
1:34:06
mesmerized just looking at me. After
1:34:08
about 15 seconds, he got out
1:34:10
of his chair and he said,
1:34:12
hey, do you need any help?
1:34:14
And guess what? It turns out
1:34:16
he was a pilot. An airline
1:34:19
pilot on his day off. Shut
1:34:21
up, that's so funny. I'm just
1:34:23
like picturing. my boyfriend's dad's neighborhood
1:34:25
because it's right by the airport.
1:34:27
No, yeah. And like that's exactly
1:34:29
how their like backyard is set
1:34:31
up. That's so funny. So Larry
1:34:33
being stuck in the power lines
1:34:35
ends up causing a 20 minute
1:34:37
blackout on 45th Street in Long
1:34:39
Beach, California. Oh my God. The
1:34:41
police end up coming. They get
1:34:43
him down and they talk to
1:34:45
him. They arrest him obviously. So
1:34:47
like what the fuck were you
1:34:49
doing? And the FAA. They tried
1:34:51
to revoke his pilot license and
1:34:53
then he's like I'm not a
1:34:55
pilot. They're like it's fine we'll
1:34:57
just punish him by taking his
1:34:59
pilot license away and it's like
1:35:01
oh brother you can't take what
1:35:03
I never have exactly and they're
1:35:05
like what do you mean you're
1:35:07
not a pilot and he's like
1:35:09
yep sorry that's I'm I'm nothing
1:35:11
and they're like okay what are
1:35:13
we gonna do so they end
1:35:15
up slapping him with a $1,500
1:35:17
fine. but ultimately that seems honestly
1:35:19
cheap for what he very cheap
1:35:21
yeah and they were they even
1:35:23
said like in an interview later
1:35:25
they were like we know he
1:35:27
like did some illegal things but
1:35:29
we can't exactly figure out what
1:35:31
to charge him with yeah no
1:35:33
I was actually thinking that I'm
1:35:35
like I don't know like it's
1:35:37
so ridiculous I don't even know
1:35:39
what laws they would have in
1:35:41
place to fight so it turns
1:35:43
out a lawn chair does not
1:35:45
require an airworthiness certificate Yeah, I
1:35:47
would assume so. So they literally
1:35:49
were like, we have no idea
1:35:51
what to charge this man with.
1:35:53
So they were like, just pay
1:35:55
us $1,500. We don't know what
1:35:57
to do with you, which I'm
1:35:59
sure his. girlfriend had to pay. Yeah, she's
1:36:01
Louise, that girl's, he ran or dry.
1:36:03
So Larry went on to be a
1:36:06
local celebrity getting interviewed on all these
1:36:08
different late night talk shows, but he
1:36:10
never regretted his flight experience for anything.
1:36:13
He even said he would do it
1:36:15
again if he had the chance. The
1:36:17
worst thing that happened to him
1:36:20
was pretty much getting yelled at
1:36:22
by his girlfriend Carol for being
1:36:24
reckless and stupid. Yeah. And he
1:36:26
told David Letterman. in an interview
1:36:28
that he had officially achieved
1:36:31
inner peace. Good for him. I'm
1:36:33
glad it worked. Yeah. You know
1:36:35
what? It was dangerous, it was
1:36:37
stupid, but God damn it, it
1:36:40
worked. God damn it, it worked.
1:36:42
It was his lifelong dream, and
1:36:44
he fucking achieved it. Yeah. And
1:36:46
I am happy for him. You
1:36:48
can't hate on peace of mind.
1:36:50
Rest in peace. Larry, you
1:36:52
would have loved this podcast.
1:36:54
Tell your friends. Wonderful,
1:36:57
love that story. Obviously
1:37:00
lawn chair Larry is a
1:37:02
local legend. He's an inspiration
1:37:05
to us all. Inspiration to us
1:37:07
all. Yeah. Is there anything in
1:37:09
life that you would want to
1:37:11
achieve like that? Like I couldn't,
1:37:13
I was trying to think of
1:37:16
like what would be my like
1:37:18
lawn chair balloon experience
1:37:20
and I don't know. Probably
1:37:24
swim with great white sharks.
1:37:26
Ooh, okay. That's mine. That's
1:37:28
good. That's good. Yeah Okay. I
1:37:30
really want to get scuba certified
1:37:33
so Me and our friend
1:37:35
Stephen are working on a new project
1:37:37
that is nautical in nature My favorite
1:37:39
knotty by nature my favorite topic. I
1:37:41
was gonna say that's why Amanda is
1:37:44
conveniently not getting involved in said project.
1:37:46
But he has said like multiple times,
1:37:48
he's like, we should go to Catalina
1:37:51
and get scuba certified to do some
1:37:53
video stuff. Can I go to Catalina
1:37:55
just to go? Yeah, you can just
1:37:58
drink and watch us. Yeah, great. I
1:38:00
love cationally. Yeah, you're a bite. Okay, great.
1:38:02
But I, but here's the thing. Okay, so
1:38:04
I love the ocean. I love swimming in
1:38:07
the ocean. I'm afraid that I will get
1:38:09
claustrophobic. Yeah, you will. Trying to scuba dive.
1:38:11
You will. I'm afraid to scuba dive because
1:38:13
I love the ocean already so much and
1:38:16
I. Once again, like swimming in the ocean,
1:38:18
even deep, deep, deep does not scare me.
1:38:20
I have no problem. It's the claustrophobia thing
1:38:22
that scares me. No, you will get claustrophobic.
1:38:25
Yeah. And then I'm afraid that if that
1:38:27
scares me once, then I will like develop
1:38:29
a fear of the ocean as my fear.
1:38:31
But I don't know, you gotta try to
1:38:34
see, I guess. If you don't try, you
1:38:36
don't have anything? I mean, like I would
1:38:38
love to, I would love to, I always
1:38:40
say I want to, I want to, I
1:38:43
want to, I want to, I want to,
1:38:45
I want to hug a hug a hug
1:38:47
a hug a hug a rang a rang
1:38:49
a rang a rang a rang a rang
1:38:52
a rang a rang a rang a rang
1:38:54
a rang a rang a rang a rang
1:38:56
a rang a rang a rang a rang
1:38:58
a ranga, a rang a rang a rang
1:39:01
a rang a rang a rang a, a,
1:39:03
a, a rang a, a, a, a, a,
1:39:05
a, a But like oh you don't want
1:39:07
to hug her or anything. Well, why not?
1:39:10
What if what if there's a nice one?
1:39:12
Like Maurice from Planet of the Apes. Oh,
1:39:14
they will rip your face off baby girl.
1:39:16
I love you. Monkeys are so scary. I
1:39:19
know, but you know what? I now I
1:39:21
think you actually do need to finish chimp
1:39:23
crazy to get a realistic expectation here. But
1:39:25
I don't know. I don't I really I
1:39:28
truly don't know what like my lawn chair
1:39:30
would be like I don't know what I
1:39:32
if there's something that I'm like I have
1:39:34
to do this before I die or I'll
1:39:37
never find happiness yeah see that's my problem
1:39:39
is the never find happiness part or like
1:39:41
find peace I'm pretty happy just being alive
1:39:43
yeah like I don't know I'm just happy
1:39:46
to be here I don't think I have
1:39:48
a thing like that I'm happy to just
1:39:50
be able to watch movies and have my
1:39:52
little stupid opinions and you know what I'm
1:39:55
happy that Larry like had a thing and
1:39:57
he achieved it You know what, I don't
1:39:59
think most people have a thing like that.
1:40:01
Yeah, I don't think so either. I think
1:40:04
that's a very specific type of person. Yeah.
1:40:06
And I'm glad, yeah, I'm glad he got
1:40:08
to do what he needed to do. And
1:40:10
it's a hilarious story now for us. It's
1:40:13
hilarious because he survived. and honestly I think
1:40:15
but like I think people like that who
1:40:17
have that thing they're like if I die
1:40:19
like this then that's no I think he
1:40:22
would have been fine yeah he would have
1:40:24
been like that's a poor Carol is sitting
1:40:26
there like freaking out yeah well I mean
1:40:28
that's the thing it's um it reminds me
1:40:31
of that documentary free solo have you seen
1:40:33
that mmm but the rock climbing guy you
1:40:35
should watch it should I mean it's very
1:40:37
interesting but he's like this where he's like
1:40:40
I need to do this thing And if
1:40:42
I don't do it, I won't be happy.
1:40:44
And his girlfriend's like, am I not enough?
1:40:46
And he's like, no, basically. And then she
1:40:49
just like, has to watch him do this
1:40:51
extremely dangerous thing because it's the only thing
1:40:53
that makes him happy. And she loves him.
1:40:55
But it's like, I just can't imagine being
1:40:58
in that mindset. I mean, one of the
1:41:00
reasons I haven't swam with sharks yet is
1:41:02
because Andrew said no. Thank God. Not like
1:41:04
said no like you can't do it or
1:41:07
you know what it like he's not controlling
1:41:09
like that at all actually. No he doesn't
1:41:11
want you to die but he just is
1:41:13
yeah he thinks it's scary and it's the
1:41:16
idea of me doing it scares him and
1:41:18
I love him so much I don't want
1:41:20
to scare him. How come you didn't love
1:41:22
me so much that you didn't want to
1:41:25
scare me? Well, because your husband said he
1:41:27
would come with me. Yeah. And so I
1:41:29
said, if he's disrespecting you, I am too.
1:41:32
He's not allowed to do that. Are you
1:41:34
crazy? I would chop off his foot before
1:41:36
he gets in the ocean. Andrew did say,
1:41:38
if we take him to brunch before and
1:41:41
get a couple bloody marries in him and
1:41:43
he's allowed to go on the boat, then
1:41:45
he probably would be good. But yeah, I
1:41:47
think that's my only one where I'm like,
1:41:50
I really wanted to do that before I
1:41:52
turned 30, but Andrew and you both said
1:41:54
no, that I wasn't allowed to. But I
1:41:56
really want to swim with sharks really, really
1:41:59
bad. I've swam with baby zebra sharks. Yeah,
1:42:01
keep it like that. But I've never swam
1:42:03
with, I would like to swim with great
1:42:05
whites, yeah. Well, but... not enough that I
1:42:08
would like build my own. makeshift boat and
1:42:10
throw chum over and just dive in. You
1:42:12
know what I mean? Like I want to
1:42:14
do it, like the official, safe way. No,
1:42:17
that's good. That's good. I'm happy about that.
1:42:19
Yeah. So that's why I'm like, I guess
1:42:21
that, but like, if not even, because I
1:42:23
wouldn't be like, you wouldn't be like, you
1:42:26
wouldn't be like, you wouldn't go to the
1:42:28
ends of the earth. Yeah. And like, I've
1:42:30
been, see, that's why I'm like, I'm like,
1:42:32
I guess that's like, I guess that, I
1:42:35
guess that, I guess that, but like, I
1:42:37
guess that, but like, but like, but like,
1:42:39
but like, I'd not even, but like, I'd
1:42:41
not even, but like, I'd not even, I'd
1:42:44
not even, I'd not even, but like, but
1:42:46
like, I'd not even, I'd not even, I'd
1:42:48
not even, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd I'm
1:42:50
not like they'll match my freak. It'll be
1:42:53
fine. What if they did they match my
1:42:55
freak? Oh my god. Sorry now that you're
1:42:57
talking about the ocean Did you see someone
1:42:59
sent me this video and I was laughing
1:43:02
so hard that there's like these like crocodiles
1:43:04
in some country that are pretending Indonesia that
1:43:06
are pretending to drown and their little hands
1:43:08
are just like out in the world like
1:43:11
a little kid who's drowning. It's so freaky.
1:43:13
Why are they doing? Because they want you
1:43:15
to get in the water so they can
1:43:17
eat you. I hate the ocean. That's not
1:43:20
the ocean, baby. That's regular ass water. I
1:43:22
hate the water. I hate everything about that.
1:43:24
Anyway, let me know guys. Let me know
1:43:26
what's your thing. Yeah, what's your armchair? We
1:43:29
want to hear it. What was the certificate?
1:43:31
Oh, you don't need a... What is it?
1:43:33
I don't remember the name of it. Sorry,
1:43:35
we've been required. It's like, it's almost, it's
1:43:38
1030 at night. It's 1030 p.m. And we've
1:43:40
been recording for like four hours. Airworthiness certificate.
1:43:42
You don't need an airworthiness certificate. Yeah. Yeah,
1:43:44
this is the latest. We've recorded in a
1:43:47
long time. I know, I was like, why
1:43:49
are my eyes burning? Why are my eyes
1:43:51
burning. All right, well,
1:43:53
how about we round this out
1:43:55
with a listener story. Let's do
1:43:58
it from one of our cool
1:44:00
kids, Courtney. Hi Courtney. Courtney says
1:44:02
hail and well met. I use
1:44:04
the pronouns she they sir. I'm
1:44:06
a Capricorn January 19 Capricorn. Detroit
1:44:08
Lions are my team. Wow. And
1:44:10
this is from a while ago.
1:44:12
You must be very happy right
1:44:14
now. The Detroit Lions are one
1:44:16
of the best teams in the
1:44:18
league right now. And they are
1:44:20
like notoriously bad. Like Raiders level
1:44:22
bad. And they're like, but this
1:44:24
year, they're like, I think they've
1:44:26
only lost two or three times.
1:44:28
They're very good. It's because Courtney
1:44:30
is their fan. Durr. And my
1:44:32
favorite song is I hate it
1:44:34
here by Taylor Swift from TTPD.
1:44:36
I don't know what that means.
1:44:38
Probably one of her albums. Yeah,
1:44:40
I have literally never listened to,
1:44:42
I'm happy for you. I just
1:44:44
don't know anything about Taylor Swift
1:44:46
besides, all you'll ever be is
1:44:48
me. My favorite podcast is drinking
1:44:50
the Kool-Aid and I must begin
1:44:52
by telling you how your place
1:44:54
in my obsessions is very special
1:44:56
for me. For the past year,
1:44:58
y'all have been keeping me company
1:45:00
and occasionally I accidentally talked back
1:45:02
to the podcast. You're not the
1:45:04
only one to do that, by
1:45:06
the way. I've been struggling with
1:45:08
mental health and have been unable
1:45:10
to work so you guys have
1:45:12
helped fill my time. I told
1:45:14
you I had some stories to
1:45:16
share, so here we go. I
1:45:18
write this during the three a
1:45:20
year. The witching hour, Courtney? Yeah,
1:45:22
that's literally the witching hour. Come
1:45:25
on! Oh well. I don't have
1:45:27
a lot of clear memories from
1:45:29
my first 18 years due to
1:45:31
trauma, but the memories I do
1:45:33
have make themselves known most days.
1:45:35
When I was about seven, I
1:45:37
lived in this old house that
1:45:39
never felt quite right. It was
1:45:41
definitely haunted. One night I woke
1:45:43
up suddenly, and I was aware
1:45:45
that I was being watched, ooh.
1:45:47
So I sat up. When I
1:45:49
turned to my right towards the
1:45:51
door, I assumed one of my
1:45:53
family would be there. There was
1:45:55
something there. No. What it was,
1:45:57
I am unsure of. Mere moments
1:45:59
passed, and I stared in fright
1:46:01
as a baseball came flying at
1:46:03
me. It came out of nowhere
1:46:05
and nearly hit me in the
1:46:07
head, but I leaned back just
1:46:09
in time. The baseball whistled by
1:46:11
my nose. I could hear the
1:46:13
speed and feel the wind, and
1:46:15
it didn't hit the wall. I
1:46:17
screamed and hit under my blanket.
1:46:19
My father or mother, I can't
1:46:21
recall, rushed in to get me
1:46:23
after waking them. A few weeks
1:46:25
later, I got a bunk bed.
1:46:27
It was, I was told it
1:46:29
would be safer. I could be
1:46:31
like a Latin on a flying
1:46:33
carpet. And this brings me to
1:46:35
my second story. Sometime during that
1:46:37
year I was dreaming of my
1:46:39
father being attacked by a dog.
1:46:41
Kind of like a hellhound perhaps.
1:46:43
Suddenly I felt a shift in
1:46:45
my bedding and I woke I
1:46:47
woke again. I could not bring
1:46:50
myself to look over the side
1:46:52
of my quote unquote magic carpet
1:46:54
because I was too scared. After
1:46:56
what felt like an eternity, I
1:46:58
was able to calm enough to
1:47:00
think I should hide under my
1:47:02
blankets. Big mistake. Huge. As I
1:47:04
slowly lifted my blanket, my scrawny
1:47:06
little arms shaking, there was what
1:47:08
looked like a child under my
1:47:10
blanket. Oh, what? It was crouching
1:47:12
right next to my legs, not
1:47:14
quite touching me. Its face was
1:47:16
hidden in shadow, but I could
1:47:18
see its eyes. They were very
1:47:20
human, but in... but in that
1:47:22
unsettling way that felt wrong I
1:47:24
was utterly petrified I could not
1:47:26
breathe I could not speak but
1:47:28
I could pee my pants I'm
1:47:30
about to pee my pants right
1:47:32
now what the fuck I do
1:47:34
not know how long I remained
1:47:36
that way of course it felt
1:47:38
like an eternity but eventually I
1:47:40
gained enough control to let go
1:47:42
of my blanket and your bladder
1:47:44
and hide the thing from view
1:47:46
Why would you just you're just
1:47:48
like I'm just gonna put the
1:47:50
blanket back up and pretend like
1:47:52
that thing's not there? Well the
1:47:54
shape of this demon child remained
1:47:56
under my blanket for a moment
1:47:58
and then sudden was gone. In
1:48:00
the morning, my mom found me
1:48:02
curled into a ball on the
1:48:04
floor. A few months later, my
1:48:06
mother left us, me and my
1:48:08
father and my little brother. I
1:48:10
never had another encounter like that
1:48:12
once she left, so perhaps it
1:48:14
had something to do with her.
1:48:17
Oh my gosh. A year later,
1:48:19
when she decided to return, we
1:48:21
moved away from that house. I
1:48:23
have more stories I'd like to
1:48:25
share with you, but that's for
1:48:27
another night because I have already
1:48:29
scared the shit out of myself.
1:48:31
I will leave you with these
1:48:33
words. You two are marvelous. I
1:48:35
appreciate the part you played in
1:48:37
my day-to-day existence. Always your friend,
1:48:39
Courtney. P.S. Kant. Such a fantastic
1:48:41
word. I feel like Courtney really
1:48:43
just wanted to get that off
1:48:45
their chest. Yeah, you really got
1:48:47
to get that cut out there
1:48:49
sometimes. I agree. No, but I
1:48:51
don't like that because I always
1:48:53
think that whenever I hear something
1:48:55
or I'm scared if I just
1:48:57
put my blanket over my head,
1:48:59
I'm going to be safe. And
1:49:01
then there's something under there. And
1:49:03
now I'm not safe. So what
1:49:05
actually it makes me think of,
1:49:07
I can't. Hi, go
1:49:09
stop! And then she lifts up the
1:49:12
blanket, because something's like tickle your feet.
1:49:14
And it's the little ring kid. Oh,
1:49:16
I think it's, it has to be
1:49:18
ring one, because I don't remember ring
1:49:21
two very, very well. Oh, yeah, because
1:49:23
that always scared me so bad. And
1:49:25
then remember, and I've always scared me
1:49:27
so bad. And then remember, and I've
1:49:30
talked about this in the podcast, I'm
1:49:32
so sorry, I'm so bad. And I've
1:49:34
talked about this in my bed. next
1:49:36
to me like just his little black
1:49:38
head and just put the comforter back
1:49:41
down and then I'm not kidding you
1:49:43
30 seconds later he jumps onto the
1:49:45
bed yeah yeah I was like ghost
1:49:47
cat so I wouldn't mind a ghost
1:49:50
cat it was just so the ghost
1:49:52
demon child when he jumped from the
1:49:54
side this onto the bed. The way
1:49:56
I like lifted the sheets and obviously
1:49:59
there's no cat under there and like
1:50:01
I would have felt him if he
1:50:03
would have scurried away like it was
1:50:05
just me in the bed. It freaked
1:50:08
me out so bad I called to
1:50:10
my boyfriend and I was like oh
1:50:12
my god he comes running from the
1:50:14
other room because he thought someone like
1:50:16
broken is trying to stab me and
1:50:19
I'm like there was another cat under
1:50:21
the sheets and he's like sure there
1:50:23
was Cassidy like patting me like I'm
1:50:25
a fucking mental patient. that I saw
1:50:28
it. I know what I saw. Anyway,
1:50:30
if you have a listener story, you
1:50:32
would like to share with us. You
1:50:34
can do that at dtk pod.com/contact. We
1:50:37
really appreciate your guys' stories. We love
1:50:39
reading them. We love hearing from you.
1:50:41
And please send them in. We love
1:50:43
it. We love a backlog. So if
1:50:46
you sent one in and it hasn't
1:50:48
happened yet, just know it's gonna happen
1:50:50
eventually, because we're planning on doing this
1:50:52
until we're even older ladies. But I
1:50:54
hope everyone's having a wonderful happy new
1:50:57
year. I hope you're staying safe wherever
1:50:59
you are at. And I just want
1:51:01
you guys to know our thoughts are
1:51:03
with you guys and we're trying our
1:51:06
hardest to keep eyes on situations in
1:51:08
the world, be it the fires in
1:51:10
California, the ongoing situation in Gaza, what's
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