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the morning show.

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Yeah, there's

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a lot going off the plane again.

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It was it's I don't know if

3:52

it's still way too big, but it's

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humongous. And then it's right in the

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then it's like hood adjacent. So you have

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kids from all different walks of life. converging in

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one place. Well, that's good. We love diversity.

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Yes. Oh, it was the most diverse place

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ever. Well, that's a good thing. Yeah. But also

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it's a recipe for some crazy shenanigans. Yes. Shenanigans

4:12

at Flanagan. Exactly. Shenanigans.

4:14

Flanagan, shenanigans. At Flanagan. Flanagan,

4:16

shenanigans. The way it's set up, it's like

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there are, it's like a campus. So there are all these

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different buildings that you have to walk outside to get

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from one building to the other. We had police on horseback.

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It was just, a lot going on. But what

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was the porn with the snake in the

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police? There's a sex tape. There's a

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sex tape in the whole. school saw it.

4:33

Yeah, so that's another not good. Not good

4:35

at all. So a guy and a

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girl were dating. He hooked up with

4:39

somebody else and there was a video

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made. The girl he was dating

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found out, got a hold of said

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video through a viewing party so that everybody

4:48

could see the video. There was a snake

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involved. Very weird. Then the

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cops found out about what happened, came

4:55

to the school to ask her about what

4:57

happened and get a copy of this video. The

5:00

guy ended up going to jail because he had already

5:02

graduated and the girl that he hooked up with

5:04

was like 14 at the time. There was a lot

5:06

going on. Not good. That was one of the many

5:08

layers to this story. Many, many layers. Tell us what

5:10

else happened at Flanagan. By the way, everyone at Flanagan

5:12

was like, oh, my God, here's on the radio today. Are

5:14

we talking about the poop bandit? Have you

5:16

heard about Daniel, the Flanagan poop

5:18

band? No, tell me. So you know you could

5:20

make those morning announcements, but the way it was made

5:23

was you could call from any phone as long as

5:25

there was a code that you knew to put in. So

5:27

somebody got the code and then would call

5:29

and you would just hear the little like

5:31

bing, bing, and all they would say was

5:33

poop. Sometimes

5:36

it would be. Poopity poop. Poop.

5:39

But it was hilarious. Did they figure

5:41

out who the poop bandit was? I

5:43

got info way later about

5:45

who apparently the poop bandit was.

5:48

We have a poop bandit here, but they don't

5:50

just say poop. No, they do poop. They leave it

5:52

on the wall. A little different. Yeah,

5:54

in our high school, we had

5:56

many incidents, but one was

5:58

one of our teachers who was

6:00

gay used to take

6:02

us out to the gay bars. Oh,

6:04

well, I was 14 years old. Whoa.

6:07

Hello. We had lot of we had a lot of fun. But,

6:10

you know, it all caught up

6:12

to this teacher. And, you know,

6:14

oh, yeah, there's that summer. What about

6:16

you, Danielle? I had one of my

6:18

friends. Boyfriends killed the block

6:20

down the block from the school. I

6:22

had your boyfriend, not my boyfriend,

6:25

my friend's boyfriend. I had a friend.

6:27

We think he jumped from somebody's

6:29

roof, but we're not. It's the

6:31

Bronx. These are sad incidents. But

6:34

there was that one time where all

6:36

the girls got jumped on the bus,

6:38

and they thought I was there causing

6:40

problems. I wasn't. But they

6:42

came after us anyway. And this one

6:44

girl spit on me so many times

6:46

on the bus. And my one girlfriend,

6:48

she had footprints on her face. It

6:50

was crazy. I'm sorry. There's nothing fun about any

6:52

of these incidents. I grew up in the Bronx. What do

6:54

you want from me? There's got to be some crazy. Crap

6:56

that went on. No poop bandit. No bandit.

6:58

What's up there, Garrett? So our football coach

7:00

got arrested. Here's why. So I went to

7:02

Monsignor Farrell in Staten Island, New York. Go

7:05

ahead, give the name of that school. Well,

7:07

that's right, because it was headlines everywhere. All

7:09

right. So his office was in

7:11

a trailer on the football field, and no

7:13

one understood why he didn't have a

7:15

normal office inside the school. Turns out he

7:17

was also a side drug dealer. So

7:19

he was coaching football, and then on the

7:21

side selling drugs out of the container

7:23

where all the football equipment was. Huh. Staten

7:25

Island, baby. There you go. You

7:27

should read some of these text messages. What

7:29

do you got there, scary? We had the

7:32

the dumpster fire in our school, the dumpster

7:34

fire incident where we would go outside and

7:36

hang out at lunchtime. And then once that

7:38

fire happened, never to be let back out

7:40

again. The end. But at least

7:42

these text messages, crazy. Some

7:44

of them are. I don't even know we can

7:46

talk about half of these things. I mean,

7:49

you know, look, you know, when you're in high school, that's

7:51

a very interesting age where you're coming of

7:53

age, but you're still. you know,

7:55

immature in many ways. And

7:57

so crazy crap goes down.

8:00

I don't know what's that Scotty B. There

8:02

was a big test in our high school

8:04

JFK on Long Island go Hawks and

8:06

One of the kids poured a big jug

8:08

of muriatic acid in the hallway That

8:10

just it all like blinded everybody and everybody

8:12

had to be evacuated and then another

8:14

time it actually blinded everyone in the high

8:16

school It got into your your eyes.

8:19

Oh my god. We didn't do that But

8:21

what we did is we put crickets

8:23

in the heating vents. Oh, so they were

8:25

running through all the classrooms making cricket

8:27

noises and nobody could concentrate Well speaking of

8:29

we have some talk back I need

8:31

this. Let's see. Here's what

8:33

happened in this school. Let's

8:35

see. So in my high school, a group of

8:37

students let a whole box of baby chicks

8:40

go. Like in the four

8:42

years when they went everywhere. It took like two days

8:44

to find them all. Baby chicks? And

8:46

then there's this, this one actually made national

8:48

news. stood for wearing a

8:50

dress to prom. It was a

8:52

guy who wore a dress to prom. for

8:58

inciting a riot. He was

9:00

on the Moria Povich show

9:02

and MTV called him about

9:05

doing something with Aerosmith and

9:07

dude looks like a lady.

9:10

Another incident in high

9:12

school. That's crazy. Some

9:14

of the stuff I read on those text messages

9:16

was nuts. They said one girl had a baby at

9:18

Disney World and nobody even knew she was pregnant. It

9:22

happens. Those are Danielle's babies. Well, those shows,

9:24

I didn't know I was pregnant and

9:26

whatever. I was pregnant twice. I

9:28

knew it both times. Here's one. The

9:30

science teacher did a class experiment. The

9:32

girls had to wear bikinis and he had

9:34

them get changed. And

9:36

they found a video camera recording them.

9:40

Needless to say he was fired. See, that's the

9:42

pervy. Could you imagine Needless to say he

9:44

kept his job? Could you imagine? He

9:46

stayed around. Good morning, Renee. Hi.

9:49

Hi, how are you? We're doing okay.

9:51

Some of these stories are sad, but some of

9:53

them are very entertaining. What happened

9:55

to you? So

9:58

one year every year I just say the health teacher

10:00

in high school would always show the driver's

10:02

ed video. And the teacher would put the

10:04

video in, go sit in the back of

10:06

the library and read a paper. So

10:08

one year a group of guys said,

10:10

you know what, right after they show the

10:12

video for the last time that year, why

10:15

don't we steal the video, double

10:17

porn over it, And then the

10:19

following year, they knew when they were going to watch the

10:21

video again. They all quote how to

10:24

get a book out of the library. So

10:26

they went to the library or the teacher

10:28

put in the video, go to the back

10:30

of the library and all of a sudden

10:32

you heard the music and the teacher dove

10:34

over the table, ran to the

10:36

TV and tried to yank that

10:38

video as quickly as possible. No

10:42

one was harmed. It's a nice

10:44

innocent porn. in

10:46

the driver's ed

10:48

video story. There you

10:50

go. See

10:53

you learn a little bit about sex. There you go.

10:55

Of course. Exactly. It's a new

10:57

way. All right. Thank you, Renee. Have

10:59

a great day. No problem. Here's one. We

11:01

had a student poop in the bottom of

11:03

a vending machine. So when people bought

11:05

something, it fell down in the poop.

11:09

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11:11

Seriously? What

11:13

is wrong with it? Come

11:17

on an eerie pistol mania straight Nate

11:19

nothing ever happened in your high school went

11:21

to a private Catholic school, so I

11:23

mean we We did have the phantom pooper

11:25

like a lot of people and they

11:27

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11:29

was it was so large the janitor

11:31

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11:33

foil and throw it away I don't

11:35

think that's true. I don't

11:38

know but that's what somebody said to it Jeff to

11:40

glass he told me and I believe Anyway,

11:45

froggy froggy. He's having issues

11:47

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11:49

Hello, Laura. Hi,

11:51

Elvis. How are you? We're doing well.

11:53

What happened in your school? Someone

11:56

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11:58

ventilation system. Oh, we all have

12:00

to be evacuated. And then we got a

12:03

half day. There's

12:06

nothing funny about that. Oh,

12:08

pepper spray is worse. I don't think I'm

12:10

back to the poop bandit. But a half

12:12

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12:14

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12:17

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12:19

somebody had a test that they didn't study

12:21

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12:23

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12:25

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12:28

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12:30

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12:32

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15:58

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16:00

boyfriend Gerald. Now, the couple recently moved into a

16:02

new home that has an association attached to

16:04

their home. So Gerald wants to get rid of

16:06

this old tree that's in front of his

16:08

house. Right. But he can't because there's rules. Yeah.

16:10

So he's put some calls into the association

16:12

saying, hey, can you help me get rid of

16:14

this? So I'm going to return the call

16:16

to Gerald saying, hey, here are the rules. You

16:18

can't do it. All right. There are rules.

16:20

Yes. Let's explore Garrett's phone

16:23

tab. Listen in. Hello. I'm looking

16:25

for Gerald. This is Gerald. How

16:27

can I help you? I'm Jeffrey

16:29

Propes. I work with Skwayetish

16:31

Association. Okay, yeah. What's going

16:33

on? As the board president, that's why I'm

16:35

calling. According to the

16:37

law of the association, unfortunately, you're

16:39

not allowed to cut down this

16:41

tree. Why? It's all my

16:43

property that I've just bought. It's an

16:45

eyesore. So why do I not

16:47

have the discretion to cut it down if I

16:49

want to? Well, that tree's been there since the

16:51

inception of the association, so it's kind of like

16:54

sacred ground. You

16:56

don't know how much of a pain

16:58

it is causing us. It looks terrible.

17:00

You're the president the homeowners association. Have

17:02

you driven around the neighborhood? Do you

17:04

see that tree? No, I totally understand

17:06

where you're coming from with it. And

17:08

that's totally fine. But I just wanted,

17:10

because we've gotten a few complaints from

17:12

neighbors. They're hell with neighbors complaining. Bylaws.

17:14

That's how we move forward as a

17:16

community. We go by the bylaws. I don't

17:18

give a f***. Bylaws

17:20

the community ain't paying my mortgage. They pay

17:22

none of my utilities or nothing That tree

17:24

is ugly as hell and I'm about to

17:27

cut it drawled we could we could bring

17:29

this Did you know tell you again? Did

17:31

you read did you read your content book

17:33

when when you first moved it? I ran

17:35

the damn content book I know all about

17:37

the bylaws and they're obsolete. They're crazy. Y 'all

17:39

wanted somebody to buy the house. I got

17:41

the house We're good neighbors. We don't cause

17:43

any problem But you said that I can't

17:45

because the bylaws and y 'all won't actually

17:47

we've been getting complaints from from a few

17:49

of the neighbors. Bulls***,

17:51

I've been in less than two weeks.

17:53

Who the damn hell is complaining on

17:56

me already? Well, well, well, Mr. Smithers

17:58

-Steen actually left a voicemail for me. Okay,

18:08

well, he's he's he's

18:10

one of the first people to move

18:12

into the association Well, sir, well

18:14

he actually he left a voicemail, so

18:16

I could I hold on let

18:18

me just play it back to play

18:20

the plate of complaint Hello, Jeffrey.

18:23

Are you there Jeffrey? It's it's Dino.

18:25

I'm just calling about the tree

18:27

I saw this couple move in and

18:29

they said They were trying to cut it

18:31

down. I saw the equipment and everything. I'm just

18:33

calling. Why would they knock down the tree? It's

18:35

a legacy tree. It's a legacy tree. It's been

18:37

in the community for years. Really?

18:39

That's that's that's the complaint to

18:41

talk about a legacy tree. I

18:44

tell you what I want to do and

18:46

your legacy tree. You know what? I'm getting in

18:48

the car now. We're gonna sell this hour

18:50

and a half and you'll see me then. Are

18:53

you there? Yeah. Listen, we have to, we have

18:55

to end this now. Like he, he's in his car.

18:57

We got to stop him now. All right. Um,

18:59

all right. Uh, let, let's call him right back.

19:01

Give me a, give me just like one or two

19:03

minutes of just messing with him and then we'll

19:05

bust a joke. Okay. He can't drive that way, step

19:07

far away from work for no reason. He can't

19:09

do that. That's, that's his job. I'm in trouble. Hi,

19:14

Gerald. What? What's up? You okay? Hell

19:16

no, I'm not all right. The homeowners association,

19:18

they won't let us cut down that ugly ass

19:21

tree in the yard. And they, I just

19:23

got off of the phone with these jerks. I'm

19:25

on my way. I am teed off because

19:27

when I get to the house, that damn tree

19:29

is gone. There is nowhere in hell. I'm

19:31

going to let that ugly tree stay in our

19:33

yard, legacy tree or not. You've already left work.

19:35

I mean, yes. Yeah, I'm already

19:38

in the car. I'll be home

19:40

and probably 50 minutes. This is

19:42

bullshit. I'm not dealing with this anymore.

19:44

I'm on my way now. It's

19:46

a joke. It's a joke. joke.

19:49

Gerald, Gerald, hey. Yeah. Yeah, what? Who

19:51

it? Gerald, my name is Garrett from Elvester

19:53

and The Morning Show and you just

19:56

got phone tapped by your girlfriend. I

19:59

got phone

20:02

tapped. Oh my God, we're famous. Do

20:04

you know really where? I'm

20:07

in the parking lot trying to get my

20:09

thoughts together before I get there. So cute. Yeah,

20:32

it's the little things you fight about in

20:34

your relationship if you have one. And

20:36

when you hear these stories of people in a

20:38

relationship that have stupid little fights, you're like, this is why

20:40

I don't want to be in a relationship. And I'm

20:42

doing great. Pretty

20:45

much. We'll use Gandhi as our

20:47

example. We'll put her on the chopping block in

20:49

just a second. Let's go talk to our producer

20:51

from Q102 in Philadelphia. Smiling Steven is on line

20:53

24. Good morning, Smiling Steven. Good

20:56

morning. You

20:59

are so. I

21:01

was about to say cute, but I know

21:03

that you hate the word cute. Why do you

21:05

hate the word cute? I was

21:07

flirting with somebody yesterday and he

21:09

meant it well, but he was

21:11

like you are so cute and

21:13

I was like I'm 26 there needs

21:15

to be a better word than

21:17

cute cute is for 10 year

21:20

olds He's right well froggy. What's

21:22

wrong with cute? Nothing

21:24

cute is like a word that means you're never

21:26

gonna go any further than where you are

21:28

like I even handsome is better than cute. Yeah

21:30

Yeah, you know obviously hot cute

21:32

just means like yeah, you know

21:35

puppies are cute. I know but

21:37

cute and cute isn't it's more

21:39

than looks cute

21:42

is attitude and

21:44

Effort I mean

21:46

it's like you call

21:48

it kid cute You know what I mean?

21:50

It's kind of like I've just gone to the

21:53

cute level. I mean I understand listen I

21:55

am not looking for hot I get that that's

21:57

not the like the level I like want

21:59

to but like There needs to

22:01

be a middle ground between

22:03

cute and hot. What is it

22:05

good for flirting? I don't know. How

22:07

is handsome? Handsome,

22:10

but that's like, I feel like that's what

22:12

grandma said. Yeah, you're so handsome. You

22:15

can't be, we can't

22:17

make you happy. We cannot find a word that

22:19

makes you feel good about yourself, Steven. When

22:22

we're talking about a girl or a

22:24

guy, sometimes you go, oh my gosh, they're

22:26

so cute. Like that's not a bad

22:28

thing. That's a good thing. What

22:30

about like could it be delivery like I

22:32

said to my boyfriend all the time like oh you cute

22:34

Does that make any difference? No,

22:37

I think yeah delivery definitely matters, but

22:39

it's also I think when you're

22:41

just like flirting back and forth It's

22:43

just like hey cutie like I get

22:45

it listen It's never like from a

22:47

bad place, but at the same

22:49

point I feel like if I could call a 10

22:51

year old cute and then I'm flirting with somebody and

22:53

use the same word There

22:55

should be a better word in the

22:57

vocabulary for that. We need to come

22:59

up with a new one. To be fair,

23:01

Stephen, you do smile

23:03

and laugh and giggle a

23:05

lot. But those are things

23:07

that make you really great. But

23:10

those are also things that are, well, they're cute.

23:13

OK, here's another thought. What

23:15

if we just didn't have a word?

23:17

What if we just left the words out? Like

23:19

the descriptives, the descriptors, right? You know I'm

23:21

saying? Do you have to have a word? Yes.

23:24

I don't think so.

23:26

I like you don't need to. Okay.

23:29

Did you watch Bridgerton? No,

23:31

I haven't watched it yet. Who else watched it?

23:33

You did, Daniel. I've seen pieces

23:36

of it. Gandhi. You watched it,

23:38

right? I have not, but I know all about

23:40

it, and I'm getting there. OK, Nate, you saw

23:42

it, right? I've seen it. I've seen

23:44

it. What word do you use to

23:46

describe the Duke? Duke of Hastings. There's

23:48

so many words. Smoke show,

23:50

gorgeous. I mean, I'm a straight man, but

23:53

he is hot. Yeah, even my mom. was not

23:55

one of them. He was not one of them. Even my

23:57

mom called and said he was hot. Yeah.

24:01

Yeah, so but you could you use

24:03

the word cute with the Duke? No, no,

24:05

he's not cute. He's

24:07

oh See what you're doing. You're

24:09

actually you're proving Steven's point You're

24:11

taking the possibility of hot away

24:13

from Steven and that's what this

24:16

is all about. Isn't it

24:18

Steven? A little bit at the core of

24:20

it. Yeah That's so

24:22

cute

24:25

Don't say that Alright, well

24:27

look we love you But I wouldn't

24:29

poo poo cute so fast because

24:31

that's a lot. That's a lot better

24:33

than what they could be. If

24:35

they face, you know, that would be

24:37

so pretty. But Judy, where does

24:39

that? Where does that fit? Oh,

24:41

God, who says that? right,

24:44

all right, all right, right. You are fabulous.

24:46

You are. You're cute. You're

24:48

I think you're very handsome. But a grandma,

24:50

so I can say that. But

24:54

you hang in there, it's okay. Adorable? Is

24:57

that a bad word? Adorable? Yeah, that

24:59

sounds like it's worse than cute. It's

25:03

a cute family, though, for sure. Yeah.

25:05

You're a good -looking guy. Hey, what's going

25:07

on in Philly? What's going on?

25:09

What's the latest? What's happening down there? Everything

25:11

is good so far. You

25:14

know, just chillin'. Alright, that's

25:16

so cute. All

25:19

right, Steven, we'll talk to you later. Thanks for checking

25:21

in with us. Okay. All right. Talk to you guys later.

25:23

All right. There you go. So, Steven. I get

25:26

that. I mean, it's like if we get

25:28

all dressed up for something and then, you know, we have

25:30

hair and makeup and we put on our best outfit

25:32

and high heels and I walk out and someone's like, oh

25:34

my gosh, you're so cute. I'd probably be like, well,

25:36

damn. Well, let me ask another question. Does

25:38

cute have something to do with how tall you

25:40

are? I'm starting to think it is. It might.

25:42

Yeah. If someone is like six foot two, can

25:44

they be cute? I don't think they can. I

25:46

think they're too tall for cute. point. You

25:48

must be short to be cute and Steven isn't the

25:50

tallest of guys now. It's true You're right

25:52

that could be it dang it

25:54

Okay, but Gandhi's right nobody

25:56

nobody ever sat out

25:58

to be cute nobody said you know

26:01

what I'm gonna get dressed up and I'm gonna

26:03

own this and I'm gonna be cute

26:05

Jojo

26:07

Jojo what your name? is she tries to

26:09

see what? Yeah, that's hers. Okay,

26:12

let's get back to

26:14

the Gandhi so Gandhi walks in and says

26:16

I handle teff with Brandon And

26:20

do you wish to tell the story because

26:22

it's Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, so

26:24

it sort of started off you were

26:26

talking about a list of partners traits

26:28

that are either good or bad or

26:30

Really they point out if you're emotionally

26:32

mature and one of them was about

26:34

compassion and I said Brandon and I

26:36

have been arguing about compassion because He

26:38

says I have far too much for

26:40

things that he just doesn't think are

26:42

relevant And I think he has none

26:44

for things that I think are very

26:46

relevant and really this yeah animals so

26:48

I will catch a bug and take

26:50

it outside and let it go he

26:52

can't understand why I wouldn't just smash it

26:55

to death on the floor and thinks that I'm

26:57

crazy and then I look at him like

26:59

I find you crazy because you would just murder

27:01

this bug on the floor but to him

27:03

it's not murder so we have this like standoff

27:05

okay see here's here's

27:07

where I think you could you

27:09

could make some changes yes

27:11

so if if you see a bug

27:13

crawling across the floor and he goes

27:15

and smashes it You

27:18

you Gandhi no offense you say things like

27:20

that little bug. I'm sure it had

27:22

babies. I'm sure One of the bugs

27:24

going on to his family bugs don't nurse.

27:26

They don't know how

27:29

do you know that that does

27:31

not have children bugs? Okay, no

27:33

hold on so but but Daniel to

27:35

be fair Gandhi her explanation was she

27:37

saw a commercial to the day of a bug wearing a

27:39

top hat What was this commercial you saw? I saw a

27:41

little comic strip and it was a ladybug wearing

27:43

a top hat with us a little briefcase under his

27:45

arm and above it was the shadow of a

27:47

foot and then it flashed to his family at home

27:49

saying I hope dad's coming home soon and I

27:51

was like see see There you go. The ladybug was

27:53

on his way home to his family and he killed

27:55

it. Here's where you're not getting

27:58

traction. You're humanizing a bug, and so

28:00

it's not relatable. There's got

28:02

to be another reason why you want

28:04

bugs to survive. You've got to give

28:06

him those reasons. You're making this bug

28:08

to be out like Mr. Peanut or

28:10

something. But here's the thing, just because it

28:12

doesn't have human -like qualities, and I can't say

28:14

that it has human emotion, doesn't mean that it

28:16

doesn't have its own version of that in bug

28:18

form. We don't know that it doesn't feel things

28:20

and doesn't say things. We would like to believe

28:22

that it doesn't, because it makes it easy for

28:24

us to kill them. But I don't know, so

28:26

I just don't want to. And what did that

28:28

bug ever do to him? That's what you say.

28:30

What did that bug ever do you? If he's in

28:33

your house, he's technically breaking and entering

28:35

your trespass. No, we built See,

28:37

they were giving him human qualities while we're at

28:39

it. No wait, no

28:41

seriously. You've got to come up with

28:43

if it's a spiritual thing, if it's a universe created

28:45

this bug and I really want to protect it because

28:47

we are here to protect the universe. That's

28:49

that holds weight. That holds water. But

28:52

say this this bug has to get home to watch

28:54

the news is not going to work. You know I'm

28:56

saying? What if it does? I don't

28:58

know. I think it should just be one of those

29:00

things where we can each just let the other

29:02

be. But neither of us can really let the other

29:04

be because if I do something like that, he'll

29:06

be like, oh, here we go again. And then if

29:08

he steps on it, I'm like, I'll kill you

29:11

later. This is terrible. So at some point we're gonna

29:13

well Gandhi would really be upset with me

29:15

the other day I I've been trying

29:17

humanely to get rid of a mole

29:19

in my yard and I I put little stakes

29:21

in the ground and done all the humane

29:23

things and none of them worked so the

29:25

other day I got some Gopher

29:27

in mole poison and I

29:29

put a little mole and gopher hole

29:31

and guess what? He hasn't

29:33

come back anymore I don't know if he went and

29:36

found somewhere else to eat, or if he ate

29:38

the Gover poison and he's gone. He's six feet

29:40

under. Donnie, I'm sorry. Donnie, what do

29:42

you mean to do? I tried the humane way. I put

29:44

the little stakes in the ground that make the noise he's

29:46

supposed to go away. Leave him alone. Let him live

29:48

there. Well, no, he can't. They rip up

29:50

the yard. They cost money. It was his yard

29:52

first. Oh my god.

29:55

Do bugs even have brains?

29:57

Can they think for themselves?

29:59

Did you watch a bug's life? Would

30:02

you say stuff like that? You totally

30:04

negate everything you're trying to prove. Because

30:06

to me, a bug has no feelings.

30:08

It has no being. It has no

30:10

emotion. It's just there. And it's reacting to

30:12

what's going on in nature. It's

30:15

like a knee -jerk thing. To be fair,

30:17

most bugs that I know of do have

30:19

purpose. There are things bugs do that are

30:21

good for our environment. for

30:23

whatever. But then if

30:25

you had one crawling in the house

30:27

and it causes problems, it infests, maybe

30:29

it eats wood and your house caves

30:31

in, then you have to make a

30:33

decision. Well, maybe this termite. isn't

30:35

gonna make it home to watch the news. No! We

30:38

gotta kill this termite. So, when I'm

30:40

feeding my lizard crickets, I

30:43

think about these things. I go, oh my

30:45

gosh, what if they're like panicking inside right

30:47

now, this poor cricket, and he knows it's

30:49

coming, and oh, I'm so sorry, and I'm

30:51

sorry if you had baby crickets. I feel guilty.

30:53

It's Say a little prayer before you toss

30:55

it in there, like, I'm so sorry I'm

30:57

about to do this to you. It's a

30:59

circle of life, and then you throw the

31:01

cricket and move on. Well, I wish we

31:03

could come to to a conclusion here. There's

31:05

got to be something online that some philosophy

31:07

that someone came up with that could make

31:09

us all a little more enlightened about this

31:11

subject, but we're not there quite yet. Maybe. I

31:14

love this person. It says, if a bug

31:16

is inside your house, it deserves to be squashed.

31:18

If I'm outside, I'm in the bug's house.

31:20

It deserves to live. Yes. Yes. Well,

31:22

you erected the house where the bug's house used

31:24

to be. So still technically, they're just living where

31:26

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31:28

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Morning Show. There's nothing

35:05

more fun than a toy, right? Right.

35:07

The Toy Hall of Fame finalists for

35:09

this year. Yeah. Can we go through these

35:11

and vote for them, whether we like

35:14

them or not? You want to all

35:16

the list of what's good? Well,

35:18

yeah, well, I've got the list here, but I'm

35:20

to have you guys discuss it. But we're all adults

35:22

here, right? Other

35:24

than vibrators and dildos, what

35:26

toys are you guys playing with

35:28

these days? We

35:32

have Jenga in every size and

35:34

shape and every Jenga that has

35:36

come out Monopoly that has every

35:38

single one that's come out. We

35:40

have it. It's crazy, right, right?

35:42

What about you Gandhi any games in

35:44

your life or toys? I like a

35:46

good Rubik's Cube those never get old to

35:48

me. I enjoy just fiddling around with

35:51

them all day Have you ever solved

35:53

a Rubik's Cube? Yeah, you

35:55

have. Oh, yeah Has

35:57

anyone else solved Rubik's Cube? I you

35:59

know how I did it? I

36:02

peeled off the stickers and put

36:04

them back on. I

36:06

took it

36:08

apart. I got a little screwdriver and just popped one out and

36:10

they all came out and you put them back on. Okay,

36:13

even though I can give you hell

36:15

and say that's not solving a Rubik's

36:17

Cube, but you know what? The end

36:19

result was a solved Rubik's Cube. It's

36:23

so satisfying once you finally get that last click

36:25

and all the colors are there. We'll

36:27

see only you would know that

36:29

the rest of these guys cheated

36:32

on it, but in life in

36:34

life If making the touchdown is

36:36

all that matters. Does it really

36:38

matter how you find the touchdown? I

36:41

guess not wrong

36:44

answer. I'm so disappointed

36:46

Like Daniel

36:49

peeled all the little things off him Attach

36:51

them to the Rubik's Cube to make her

36:54

win? No! That's not

36:56

the point. A lot

36:58

of people go through life thinking, I want all

37:00

the glamour on all the fame without putting

37:02

in the hard work to get there. You can't

37:04

do that. You learn nothing other than how

37:06

to cheat the system. But there are people, and

37:09

I know them. I will not name them. There

37:11

are people, they grew up in households

37:14

where the mom and dad were kind

37:16

of shifty, and maybe the grandparents were

37:18

kind of shifty. They're all shifting. They

37:20

steal from people, they blame other people

37:22

for things being stolen. I

37:24

mean, there are people who go through life

37:26

like that and they don't even think there's

37:28

a problem with it. There is. Yes.

37:30

There is. Yes, Gandhi. What do

37:33

you think? There is a show on Netflix

37:35

that I watched and it made me start

37:37

playing with the Rubik's Cube again. It's called,

37:39

I think, Speedcubers and it's about these little

37:41

kids who compete in these championships and the

37:44

Time in which they solve a Rubik's

37:46

Cube is insane. It's like three minutes, 30

37:48

seconds. I mean, they have all these

37:50

different categories, three sides, nine sides, whatever. It's

37:52

amazing. It'll make you feel real stupid. Well,

37:55

I see, here's the thing, we're all smart when

37:57

it comes to some things and not as smart

38:00

when it comes to others. So if someone can solve

38:02

a Rubik's Cube in under 30 seconds for under me,

38:04

I give them credit for that. But then, you know,

38:06

ask them what else they can do in life and

38:08

they just fall on the floor and start crying. I

38:10

don't know. Literally, that's how these kids

38:13

are. Yeah, I know. I'm sure

38:15

they have great futures. But

38:17

once again, one of my favorite childhood

38:19

toys, not not included. Illegal

38:22

fireworks, not on the list.

38:24

Yeah, that's not a childhood toy. Okay,

38:26

so this... I love those when

38:28

I was a kid. This year's finalists

38:30

are Baby Nancy Doll. What is

38:32

that? Who's ever played with a Baby

38:34

Nancy doll? Never it. No idea. Bingo.

38:40

But that's a

38:42

toy? Bingo? They're saying

38:44

it deserves a space in the Toy Hall of

38:46

Fame. It's a toy. Little old ladies love it.

38:48

They love a good old game with lots of

38:50

lots of balls. Yeah. Um, uh,

38:54

Breyer, Toy Horses, Breyer, Toy Horses,

38:56

what are those? I

38:58

have no idea, but I'm about to look it up. I

39:01

thought Breyers was an ice cream. Uh,

39:03

but guess what, Danielle? Jenga is a finalist

39:06

this year. I love it. And one of my,

39:08

one of my favorites, Light Bright. Did you

39:10

guys used to play with Light Bright all the

39:12

time? Right

39:15

he man action

39:17

figures. I had them all I had

39:19

and she raw wish she raw had

39:21

all she raw too Yeah,

39:24

Nate they're very homoerotic Elvis

39:27

like the musculature on

39:29

these guys like it's really

39:31

admirable like the abs

39:33

on on he man Adam

39:35

you see incredible As

39:38

a guy who's into guys

39:40

rather than sleeping with he -man.

39:42

I'd rather sleep with stretch

39:44

arms strong Anyway, also in

39:46

the finalists for this year's

39:48

National Toy Hall of Fame

39:50

my little pony. Yep, uh

39:52

-huh The board game

39:55

risk is in there along

39:57

with sorry Sorry, remember the

39:59

game. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry's

40:01

awesome And also a

40:03

good old -fashioned sidewalk chalk

40:07

There's nothing better than an old man like

40:09

me walking down the sidewalk and you

40:11

see hopscotch And you just start doing it

40:13

and people look at you like oh

40:16

god keep the kids away from him Let's

40:18

see Tom a gotchy made the

40:20

Hall of Fame finalists this year. Oh, yeah,

40:22

yeah any Tom a got you stories

40:24

in the house I Used to try to

40:26

keep mine alive, and I kill it all the

40:28

time. Yep, but aside from that No, but

40:30

then you could just reset it with that little

40:32

button in the back. Yeah, right Come back

40:34

again with the Rubik's Cube. It's the same as Rubik's

40:36

Cube with you. I

40:38

find my ways to cheat. You're

40:41

a product of the rough and tumble

40:43

broncs, I guess. I don't know. And the

40:46

game Yachtsy was included in the National

40:48

Toy Hall of Fame finalist. What's so funny

40:50

about Yachtsy? What's all the Yachtsy? That's

40:52

great. I remember the commercial when they all

40:54

scream Yachtsy. Every time

40:56

I hear Yachtsy. Now, do you guys

40:58

remember playing Yachtsy when you were younger? No.

41:02

Yes, I remember. Do you remember the

41:04

sound of the dye in the cup as

41:07

you shake it? There's a sound it makes. Absolutely.

41:10

It's a hollow cup sound. And if you haven't played,

41:12

you don't know what I'm talking about. Hey, I

41:14

think Katie is on 24. Katie,

41:17

hi. Hi,

41:19

how are you? Welcome to the show.

41:21

And we're doing well. Thank you. In the

41:23

finalist list for the National Toy Hall

41:25

of Fame, Briar Toy Horses. What are they?

41:28

Yes. So my husband has

41:30

a crapload of them and they're just taking

41:32

up room in my basement. Um,

41:34

they are big. They're

41:36

kind of, uh, plastic, hard

41:39

plastic horses and they're

41:41

very realistic and

41:43

they, they make them after

41:45

like famous race horses or, you

41:47

know, just famous horses in

41:49

history and they're actually very big

41:51

collectors items. I'm looking

41:53

at them now. I

41:55

do, I do recall seeing these. These are

41:58

these are a big thing. Yeah,

42:00

they actually some of them

42:02

can actually cost quite a

42:04

bit of money, but right right now

42:06

they just pick up a lot of room in my basement. I

42:10

know you could have a fortune down there and you

42:12

don't even know it. Well,

42:14

that would be nice if

42:16

it's true. Like,

42:18

right, I'm looking at this online. There's

42:20

a collection of vintage briar horses, $600. God,

42:24

they're wow, they're beautiful, too. in

42:26

that funny house. Oh, here's one. They're

42:28

gorgeous. They're very realistic and they're

42:30

very beautifully done. But ours are all

42:32

still in the box. So if you

42:34

could imagine, hundreds of those with a

42:37

box, they take up a lot room. Katie,

42:40

let me give you an incentive to dig through

42:42

that box and do some investigating. Here's a

42:44

Briar model horse that sold for $22 ,000. Oh

42:46

my God. What? Oh my God.

42:49

I would never complain again if

42:51

he had that one. All

42:54

right, all right. We'll go down again. They

42:56

have the Briar deluxe animal hospital you

42:59

can take to the animal I

43:04

would go down to that basement when you

43:06

have a moment or two and start looking

43:08

at those horses. You could have a fortune

43:10

under underneath there. So thanks for calling. Thank

43:13

you very much. Have a good day.

43:15

Okay. Bye bye. Bye

43:18

bye. And there you go.

43:20

Those are your finalists. Is there anything I see? I

43:22

don't have the list of all the toys who've

43:24

made it into the toy Hall of Fame, but what

43:26

was your favorite toy growing up straight Nate?

43:28

What was your favorite toy? Gosh, I

43:30

had so many I teenage mutant Ninja Turtles.

43:32

I had Transformers. I had

43:34

He -Man. Oh my God, the slime

43:37

the team with He -Man was amazing.

43:39

That's still in the carpet at my parents' house. Yeah,

43:42

I got it. Yeah, Legos. Oh,

43:44

you can still oh Legos. Yeah,

43:46

you can still, you know, say

43:49

games as well. Games are in there. My

43:51

favorite game was Candyland. Because I always

43:53

wanted to live in Candyland. I always thought

43:55

that that's the way life should be.

43:57

It should look like that. Painted pink and

43:59

white. Uh, yeah, Froggy, what was your favorite toy? Two

44:02

things. I liked Shoots and Ladders. It was one

44:04

of my favorite games. Love playing Shoots and Ladders.

44:06

And one of my favorite toys was my Hot

44:08

Wheels track. Take the cars and swing around on

44:10

the Hot Wheels track. I still

44:12

have my Hot Wheels somewhere. And I have Matchbox cars

44:14

too. I don't know if there's two. Yeah. Uh,

44:16

what about you, Danielle? My strawberry

44:18

shortcake dolls were my

44:21

favorite growing up and then probably

44:23

rainbow bright. I love my

44:25

rainbow bright dolls Plus, you know,

44:27

Daniel had a rough rough childhood. Another

44:29

favorite toy was the switchblade. Yes Definitely

44:32

that one. All

44:35

Daniel. What about Gandhi? Do you have

44:37

any favorite toys? Yeah, you're going to

44:39

think this is weird, but I had this little apparatus

44:41

that my parents bought me because I loved bugs

44:43

so much and you could push a button and this

44:45

little thing would shoot out and it would close

44:47

around the bug so you could take the bug home

44:49

and watch it and play with it and stuff.

44:51

It was a bug catcher. Love that thing. Fine.

44:53

You can play with it till it died right

44:55

in front you. I will let him go eventually. Scary.

44:58

Did you have a good toy? Yeah. Well, I

45:00

liked a couple of board games like Pictionary

45:02

where you drew. That was like the original Win

45:04

-Lose -Your -Draw and Encore, the singing game with lyrics.

45:07

and cabangers, which I showed you guys a picture

45:09

of me and my sister having these cabangers. They're

45:11

like, they call them in click clacks in certain

45:13

parts of the country. They're too hard plastic balls

45:15

and you go up and down with them and

45:17

they go pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. They

45:19

literally meet at the top, meet at the bottom

45:21

and you and they run a string and they

45:23

were very, very dangerous. I

45:25

know another favorite toy of scaries

45:27

was my little girlfriend. All

45:31

I'm scared. Did

45:34

you know? you know? No count. Yes,

45:37

absolutely. They all games and toys.

45:39

I also loved mouse trap. Did

45:41

you ever you have a mouse

45:43

trap? Oh, yeah, I played

45:45

that love those remember hungry hungry

45:47

hippo Yeah, I am

45:49

one I still am

45:52

one so anyway Do

45:54

yourself a favor go

45:56

next time you're at Target or wherever pick up a

45:58

toy at Walmart pick up a toy and play it

46:00

Amazon have one delivered. It's good to have a little

46:02

toy sitting around the house Elvis

46:09

Duran in the morning show. Come

46:14

on, wake up, wake up.

46:16

Elvis Duran in the morning show. Garrett

46:19

had a weird thing happen to him.

46:21

And I... Just tell the

46:23

story, we'll go from there. So we all know

46:25

on social media, when we start talking about

46:27

things amongst friends, they show up on our timeline.

46:29

So whether you're talking about food or pants

46:31

or whatever, you'll get a push notification of, hey,

46:33

go buy these pants. Right. Because you talked

46:35

about it with friends. So the other day, I

46:37

was having an idea in my head. I

46:39

didn't say anything to anybody. I didn't talk to

46:41

about it. I didn't Google it. I wanted

46:44

to get up. at home Hibachi for my wife's

46:46

birthday. I thought it was different. I thought

46:48

it was cool. Didn't tell anybody. You didn't

46:50

say the word Hibachi out loud. Nope. Party

46:52

for Ali. Oh yeah, no party, no

46:55

nothing. All of a sudden, on my

46:57

Instagram, Hibachi at Home

46:59

Service pops up. Stop it. Like

47:01

a magic trick. So scary. I

47:04

how why I don't know I understand

47:06

when you say something it shows up

47:08

because they're listening but if are they

47:10

listening to my thoughts now at this

47:12

point maybe I hope not I

47:16

feel

47:18

bad

47:20

for whoever is in charge of that. If

47:22

there's a person reading my brain right now,

47:24

sorry. Yeah, that sucks. Oh

47:26

no, they're having a fun time. Maybe

47:29

the chips. It could be coincidence. Did

47:31

you get the vaccine? Yeah, I got the vaccine. I got the

47:33

flu shot. I got insulin. I mean,

47:35

maybe a combo of everything. You know,

47:38

I'm very powerful. You got the chips.

47:40

You know, they're watching you on screens

47:42

at the Pentagon. Yeah, I got the

47:44

insulin pack. on me to like I'm

47:46

wired right now. I mean, you are

47:48

more connected than anyone could. OK, so

47:50

you're saying maybe a coincidence. Let's let's

47:52

look at it as coincidental. Right. Maybe

47:55

by coincidence, you thought I

47:57

want to have Hibachi for

47:59

my wife's party and then

48:01

it's then coincidentally, it appeared

48:03

almost immediately. It's too quick. I don't know.

48:05

I was scared. It's a major coinkie dink,

48:07

as my dad would say. I threw my

48:09

phone. I threw my phone like in shock.

48:11

I was like, no. No, thank you.

48:13

All right. Do we vote? This is

48:15

coincidence or there's something there's something beyond. Oh,

48:17

there's something beyond. Yeah, for

48:19

sure. I mean, that's too specific. You got the

48:21

insulin patch for sure. You

48:24

don't you don't have a friend named Bachi and you said hi

48:26

to him. Do you? Hi, Bachi. No,

48:28

no, no, no. I thought it was for

48:30

a second. No, but it was so specific.

48:32

I mean, like it is specific. I've this

48:34

is the first time it actually scared me.

48:37

You let's go with coincidence so you

48:39

just don't drive yourself. Crazy. It's too

48:41

late. Right. Too late. Yes, straightening. Well,

48:43

we should have a test. Everybody should think something

48:45

right now and see if it pops up on

48:47

their phone. I'm thinking of something. I am. Oh,

48:49

this is going to be dangerous. OK, OK, OK.

48:51

Put your phone. OK. And you're listening to us

48:53

right now. Put your phone right near you if

48:55

you can. If you're driving, stay safe. Now

48:58

focus on your phone and think about that

49:00

one thing. OK. Got

49:03

it. OK, got it. OK.

49:15

Okay, if not

49:17

now it eventually

49:19

will happen. Yeah,

49:21

I was thinking a

49:23

muscly man and look what popped up. Oh

49:26

sure Nate you haven't searched that before I bet I

49:28

was trying to think

49:30

of something funny.

49:32

Okay. No way what I

49:34

was thinking of desserts And look what

49:36

pops up. Oh my God, it's desserts.

49:38

Canolis and eggplants. You're always

49:40

thinking about desserts. Exactly. That's your entire

49:42

feed. not count. You

49:45

have to think of something outside the box.

49:47

Things you weren't normally searching Nate with Muscley

49:49

Men. Yeah, mine didn't come up. Huh.

49:52

This is why I stopped playing the Ouija board, too, growing

49:54

up. Oh, these are cute shoes, though. I

49:56

know you're always thinking of shoes. But that's not

49:58

what was thinking of. That's not what I was thinking of.

50:00

Yeah, what I was thinking of is not showing up in my

50:02

feed. The Muscley Man.

50:04

I'm not seeing what I'm thinking

50:07

about on my feed. I'm not either.

50:09

I'm seeing a lot of inspirational quotes. These are pretty

50:11

good, but not what I've done before. know, I don't think they

50:13

can put what I'm thinking about on my feed. Actually, now that

50:15

I think about it. Well,

50:18

well, it was scary. All right.

50:20

So we got mostly man in desserts

50:22

and Daniel saw shoes because he's always

50:24

thinking she's gone. Do you want to divulge

50:26

what you're thinking of? Sure. I was

50:28

just thinking I need help setting up an

50:31

online store. Wow.

50:33

That's it. Maybe

50:35

Shopify or something would pop. Nope. almost

50:38

as random as a Hibachi. Exactly.

50:40

There's a call here about your Instagram

50:42

reading your mind. Hello, Chris. Hey,

50:45

how are you? Chris, we're

50:47

OK. Did you do the

50:49

mind trick with your Instagram that we were

50:51

trying to do on the air? I

50:54

did. I thought of something totally random,

50:56

something I would never need. I thought

50:58

of driveway paving. I looked at

51:00

Instagram and it came there. OK, see,

51:03

this is weird. Yep. I

51:05

do. Do you know, Chris, do you

51:08

think that was just coincidence or something really

51:10

bizarre going on? I

51:12

live in a condo. I don't have

51:14

a driveway. I've never needed anything paved

51:16

before. I've never talked about it with

51:18

friends. So you

51:20

put it to the test and it showed up. Freaky.

51:24

And you didn't Google it, right? I

51:27

didn't Google it. Never had a need to. Never had a

51:29

need to. All right. Well, I'm still

51:31

checking my Instagram and what I thought of is still

51:33

not showing up. Yeah, but I'm not sure they can

51:35

put that on. I don't think they can. All right,

51:37

Chris. Thank you. That's an amazing, amazing thing. Have a

51:40

good day guys. You too. Stop thinking things. Stop

51:42

thinking. Everyone stop thinking. Don't

51:45

touch the phone. Elvis, Elvis Duran,

51:47

the Elvis Duran phone tap. All

51:49

right, Froggy, what's your phone tap all about today?

51:51

Dina reached out to us, and her uncle has

51:53

planned a huge family vacation to the happiest place

51:55

on Earth. Well, I call him and tell him

51:57

that, well, we're going to have to make a

51:59

few changes, and you can't bring the whole family this

52:01

time. All right, here we go. Listen in. Well?

52:06

Yes, I'm looking for Robert, please. Sweet

52:09

case. Hi Robert, this is

52:11

Henry also known as happy Henry

52:13

from our music. Well, we're ready to

52:15

welcome you and looks like just

52:17

under two weeks No, hi. How you

52:20

doing? I'm doing very well calling

52:22

to let you know that we

52:24

need to make a quick change here

52:26

to your reservation Okay, I'm going

52:28

to need to move that by

52:30

one week. So instead of arriving

52:32

on the seventh and leaving on

52:34

the fourth We're going to have

52:36

you arrive on the 14th and you'll stay

52:38

until the 21st Well,

52:42

what's happened is we've had to make a change. We've

52:44

had a family who's a part of our Golden Ears

52:46

Club. Well,

52:50

part of our plan here is we have a Golden

52:52

Ears Club. And when we have somebody that's part of the

52:54

Golden Ears Club, we have to do everything we can

52:56

to make them happy and make you happy as well. This

52:59

is happy Henry. Happy Henry.

53:01

I don't give a about any

53:03

happy years, Golden Ears Club. I

53:05

have a family trip planned. I

53:08

can't postpone this. mine

53:10

I got 27 people flying in from

53:12

all over the country and we

53:14

can't change two weeks and I don't

53:16

know what world you live in

53:18

but this isn't happening okay so get

53:20

together and change some other family

53:22

with golden ears you know what let

53:24

me check my mouse go tools

53:26

here and somebody sounds awful grumpy today

53:28

sounds like you had breakfast with

53:30

grumpy Yeah, you tell me

53:32

when I'm going on vacation. You understand me?

53:34

I tell you when I want to go on

53:36

vacation so you get your together and get

53:38

your mouse tools working and you figure out what

53:40

you got to do. Because you're not my

53:42

plan. You understand? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sir. I'm

53:44

going to ask that you don't speak that

53:46

way. We hear we're taught not to talk that

53:48

way. Well, you know, There's

53:53

the deal. I see that you're booked at

53:55

the Polynesian Resort. I'm gonna do everything I can

53:57

to accommodate you. So I can move 20

53:59

of you to one motel that we have off

54:01

the property. I'm not moving any motel. I'm not

54:03

splitting up my group. This has been planned

54:05

for a long time. You know what? You're giving

54:07

me a lot of f***ing aggravation here. You

54:09

got a supervisor can talk to? Yes,

54:12

hold on. I'll put you on hold for one moment and see what I

54:14

can do. Hold on one moment, please. Jesus. Just

54:18

tell him to hold. Where are you, Martha? Do

54:21

you believe this? Just tell me

54:23

what I'm gonna go on vacation like who's paid for

54:25

the shit? Tell me when I'm

54:27

going on vacation. Hi,

54:29

Robert. Yeah Hi, it's Henry.

54:31

Great to talk to you again. I wanted to go over

54:33

here what we're going to be able to do for you

54:35

and your family What you're gonna do is tell me that

54:37

I'm gonna be there when I'm supposed to be there when

54:39

I scheduled to be there when I paid my money to

54:41

be there, okay? Well, I'm doing my best

54:43

to put you here the week you want to

54:45

be here, but sir, you know, you know what?

54:47

Let's start over No,

54:50

let's start over and we've all

54:52

got ears. Let's say cheers. That's that's

54:54

our motto here Okay, now I

54:56

see here you're also scheduled for a

54:58

character breakfast. It won't be with

55:00

Mickey and Minnie this time You're gonna

55:03

be with Brutus

55:05

and Sebastian You

55:08

You know what I love Brutus. He's one of

55:10

my favorite characters. I think he's quite underrated. Hold

55:12

on one second, please. I'm

55:18

not fucking doing this, I'll pay the extra money and

55:20

take them all off Hawaii at this point. Hey, Robert?

55:24

You know, I'll tell you what we'll do. What we're going to

55:26

do is, um, how many kids are in the party? You

55:30

know, we would like to take the 12 kids and

55:32

maybe I'd like to let them ride in the front of the monorail.

55:35

Maybe they'd like to ride in the front of the monorail. You

55:40

know, it seems like somebody's got a little

55:42

poo on them today. You're

55:47

giving me so much odd, you know, I just want

55:49

to come down that and ring in that Robert

55:51

This is froggy from Elstoram

55:53

in the morning show your knees Dean is

55:55

phone tapping you You

56:01

shut this up! I

56:04

gotta get back to work over here, holy

56:06

s**t. I can't believe we just had - Did

56:24

you know not all batteries are

56:27

the same? For example, only Duracel

56:29

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56:31

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56:34

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56:36

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56:38

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56:40

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56:42

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56:46

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56:49

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56:51

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podcast festival. Hey,

1:00:01

where's diamond you got to hear what happened to her yesterday? Diamond

1:00:05

decided to go get some

1:00:07

gas in the car, right? I

1:00:09

did I did And

1:00:11

what happened and but it was after dark by the way,

1:00:14

you know one of the rules that you shouldn't get

1:00:16

gas after dark You just get it get it when it's

1:00:18

nice in life. Anyway, what happened? So the issue is

1:00:20

that I had to come back here yesterday

1:00:22

because I left my eye drops We know

1:00:24

I have the pink eye I

1:00:26

had to come back so yeah, and I had didn't have

1:00:28

gas so that's why I had to stop but a

1:00:32

man was walking up to my

1:00:34

car with the Squeegee thing

1:00:36

that you clean the windshields off

1:00:38

with yeah, absolutely, and I

1:00:40

see because I had no cash

1:00:42

on me I Yeld up, please

1:00:45

sir. I don't have any money. Please

1:00:47

please. I can't please don't touch the

1:00:49

car I don't have any money to

1:00:51

give you and he goes up. No,

1:00:53

I was trying to tell you that Your

1:00:55

gas tank is on the other side.

1:00:58

You're on the wrong side. And then

1:01:00

he walks away, and I realize that

1:01:02

he was cleaning his own car. Oh,

1:01:04

my God. It's

1:01:07

so embarrassing. That

1:01:11

is rotten. Oh, my God. That's

1:01:13

stinks. Oh, man.

1:01:18

Why do things like this happen to

1:01:20

me so embarrassing? So

1:01:22

what did you do? I just...

1:01:25

my car in drive and went to the

1:01:27

completely opposite side of the gas station, because

1:01:29

at this point, I can't look this man

1:01:31

in his face anymore. I'm

1:01:33

like, oh my god, Diamond, why would

1:01:36

you just shut up next time? It

1:01:38

happens. It happens. You're fine. Can't

1:01:40

wait to I wonder what his

1:01:42

story was when he got home

1:01:44

This girl in the car thought

1:01:46

I was coming Oh my gosh

1:01:48

doesn't even know what

1:01:51

side her gas tank is

1:01:53

That's even more embarrassing

1:01:55

right? Oh God We always

1:01:57

love you diamond

1:01:59

if there's a story about

1:02:01

diamond it always involves gas

1:02:03

of some sort Fair gosh,

1:02:05

but that was after dark,

1:02:07

right? Yeah You know,

1:02:09

OK, can we have this conversation? I

1:02:11

don't know. I was talking to Gandhi and

1:02:14

Danielle about this earlier. I

1:02:16

saw this great list online and I've got

1:02:18

to find it. It's a list of. It's

1:02:22

a list of things. It was

1:02:24

what tips for women to

1:02:26

stay safe. Right. And

1:02:28

I wanted to talk about it, but I don't want to

1:02:30

come across as a guy, an

1:02:33

old white man trying to tell women how

1:02:35

to live their lives because I go, come

1:02:37

on, little lady, you know what? You know,

1:02:39

I don't think that's that's going to be the

1:02:41

case here. I think when you're trying to give

1:02:43

somebody advice to like stay safe, I will take

1:02:45

that from any gender or any race. If you're

1:02:47

worried about me, cool, let me know. OK,

1:02:49

so all right, then I want to do it

1:02:51

then. It's called attention ladies. I

1:02:53

don't know who the author, the original author

1:02:55

was, but I saw it online. I

1:02:58

think it's great advice for men

1:03:00

and women, actually make sure make

1:03:02

sure you fill up your gas tank

1:03:04

before sunset. Good idea. Absolutely.

1:03:07

Especially if you're by yourself, like Diamond was.

1:03:10

If you have somebody else in the car

1:03:12

with you, maybe it's a little safer, but

1:03:14

when you're by yourself, it's like, you know. Yeah,

1:03:16

weird things go down at the gas station at night. I

1:03:19

tell you what, if I had a

1:03:21

daughter, I would not hesitate in

1:03:23

giving her this advice. Is that

1:03:25

a better way to couch this? Yes, that's very good. And my

1:03:27

parents, both of them have given me that

1:03:29

advice. Oh, really? Make sure you fill up your

1:03:31

gas tank while the sun is out. All right.

1:03:33

Yeah, because weird stuff happens at gas stations. You see

1:03:35

it all the time, right? Always

1:03:37

keep an extra phone charger with you. Oh,

1:03:40

that's good. Yep. know,

1:03:42

you say it's good, but do you? Nope. No.

1:03:44

OK. I have all

1:03:46

phone chargers. Is it saying I need to? I

1:03:49

don't know. Just make a backup battery type of thing,

1:03:51

I guess. Make sure you're make sure if

1:03:53

your phone ever. gets low, you

1:03:55

have a way to charge it up, okay? Always

1:03:58

park in well -lit areas. Yes.

1:04:00

Always. Oh, yeah. Yep, sure. Totally. Before

1:04:03

you get into your car, always

1:04:05

look in the backseat. Always. I even do

1:04:07

it. I even do it in my driveway. If

1:04:09

I'm leaving in the morning to go to work,

1:04:11

I check the backseat before I leave for work.

1:04:13

And especially now that so many people have those

1:04:15

automatic key starters that have to be in your

1:04:18

car, people just leave them in the car and

1:04:20

then anyone can get into your car at any

1:04:22

time of the day or night if it's outside.

1:04:24

You've got to be careful with that stuff. Well,

1:04:26

then add that to the list. Don't leave your key in the

1:04:28

car, your father. For sure. Your

1:04:30

father. Okay, always look in your back

1:04:32

seat. After parking, don't just sit. Lock your

1:04:34

door as soon as you get in and

1:04:36

leave. Wait? Yeah. After

1:04:38

parking, just sort of lock your door as soon as

1:04:40

you get. Oh. Yeah, after you, when you're

1:04:42

coming to your car, as soon as you get into your

1:04:44

car, lock that door. Yep. Yep. All

1:04:46

right. Always. And I think so many people do that too,

1:04:48

where they sit in the car and like check their messages, check

1:04:50

their emails. It's like you get to a place and just

1:04:53

sort of unwind for a second. Get out of

1:04:55

there. Yeah. And oftentimes your car is set to

1:04:57

lock automatically, but only once you're moving. Right.

1:04:59

So you're just sitting there on the phone. Somebody

1:05:01

can hop in the car really fast or

1:05:03

steal your car or hurt you. Okay. The next

1:05:05

one I'm going to read, you will have

1:05:07

the visualization of why I'm reading it and it

1:05:09

will, it will terrify you. Okay,

1:05:11

do not park next

1:05:13

to big vans

1:05:15

and if you have to

1:05:18

enter your car from your

1:05:20

passenger door if your

1:05:22

driver's site is next to

1:05:24

a van because The visual

1:05:26

is this you go to get into

1:05:28

your car the van door opens

1:05:30

and they just pull you in I

1:05:32

know I know it but you know what okay,

1:05:34

I just want you to I think this is

1:05:36

great advice for everyone. Yeah, it happens. Like

1:05:38

there's a reason people are telling you not to

1:05:40

do these things because obviously it's happened plenty

1:05:43

of times in the past. That stuff

1:05:45

is real. It's scary, but it's real. This

1:05:47

next. Yeah, Nate, I'm sorry. Remember we we

1:05:49

we parked the other day and there

1:05:51

was that creepy van. And I said, hey,

1:05:53

why don't you walk on this side?

1:05:55

You did. You know, it doesn't matter who

1:05:57

you are, man, woman. That door flies

1:05:59

open. You don't know what's waiting on the other side. Dexter

1:06:02

could be in there with his kill room ready to go. I'm

1:06:04

like, oh, boy. Uh, now

1:06:06

this one, some may say, well, that's a

1:06:08

bit extreme. I don't think so. If

1:06:12

a man is sitting in the car

1:06:14

next to your parked car, go back

1:06:16

inside and ask someone to walk you

1:06:18

out. Okay. Now,

1:06:21

totally see that. But I think

1:06:23

that, and the girls come back me up on

1:06:25

this, as women, a lot of times we

1:06:28

tend to put ourselves in danger. because we're afraid

1:06:30

of hurting somebody's feelings or making them feel

1:06:32

attacked in any way. So if I were to

1:06:34

walk out to my car and I saw

1:06:36

a sketchy guy sitting in the car next to

1:06:38

me while I would want to run in

1:06:40

and be like, hey, can somebody walk me out?

1:06:42

There's a part of me that would probably

1:06:44

hesitate because I didn't want to hurt that person's

1:06:46

feelings if they weren't doing something. Right. And

1:06:48

that gets in our own way all the time.

1:06:50

Yep. That's dangerous. Also, you don't want

1:06:52

to impose on anyone inside. You know, oh, I don't

1:06:54

want to be in a position. I'm just going to just

1:06:57

get in my car, lock the door. It's going to

1:06:59

be OK. OK. I'm just letting you know. don't want

1:07:01

that guy next to me to feel like I think he's sketchy,

1:07:03

so I don't want to hurt his feelings. Let me just get in

1:07:05

the car. No, it's OK. Maybe another way of

1:07:07

looking at this. If you see a man sitting

1:07:09

in the car next to yours as you're walking out

1:07:11

to your car, just, you know, let your adrenaline

1:07:13

do its thing. Right. Be on

1:07:15

alert. Yeah. You know, I should always

1:07:17

be on alert. Always know everything around

1:07:19

you. It's so important. Always

1:07:22

use the elevator, not the stairways.

1:07:24

If you feel like it's just

1:07:26

a little too quiet, you know,

1:07:28

yes. And even though that one

1:07:30

says, oh, you should always take the stairs because you

1:07:32

know what? It's good for you. Well, it's not good

1:07:34

for you if someone's messing with you. Right. You never

1:07:36

know if someone's lurking. Heads

1:07:39

up, phones down. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:42

That's a big one. Yeah. Unless you

1:07:44

know you're in a locked car and you're

1:07:46

on your way. And even then, you're not supposed to look

1:07:48

at your phone. Put your phone down. Yeah. don't

1:07:50

know. I feel like it's, you know, a downer. I

1:07:52

just I want people to be safe because it's just we

1:07:55

live in this world. We have to stop

1:07:57

being so naive to think that, oh, it happens to other

1:07:59

people. You know, it can happen to any of us.

1:08:01

Yeah, something you said kind of quickly that

1:08:03

you kind of glossed over is that I

1:08:05

think this is good advice for anyone, not

1:08:07

just females. I think this is, no matter

1:08:09

who you are, don't put yourself in

1:08:11

a situation where somebody could do something to

1:08:13

you. You're always better to be on alert

1:08:15

and make sure that you're safe. Your safety

1:08:17

is so, so important and so key. You

1:08:20

read these stories every day. You hear the

1:08:22

stories in the news every day and you're like,

1:08:24

oh my God, such an unusual story. Well, not

1:08:27

unusual. It could happen to any of us.

1:08:29

So anyway. One second. One on guard. Be

1:08:31

on guard and you're, you know, everyone listening.

1:08:33

I'm considering you my daughter right now. I'm

1:08:36

giving you dad advice. Okay.

1:08:38

And don't feel bad about taking care of your

1:08:40

safety, even if there's a chance it might make somebody

1:08:42

else feel bad because I mean, how many times

1:08:45

have we've been walking down the street and you hear

1:08:47

footsteps behind you and you want to turn around

1:08:49

and look at someone, but then you're like, if I

1:08:51

do this, they're going to think that I think

1:08:53

they're trying to attack me. And there have been times

1:08:55

where I don't turn around and look for that

1:08:57

reason. And I'm like, why? You can look at somebody

1:08:59

who cares if their feelings get hurt. Look, turn

1:09:01

around. All right. OK, we'll move on. Again, I

1:09:03

wish I knew the author of that. I would totally give

1:09:05

them credit, but I think it's a brilliant thing they wrote.

1:09:08

Yes, Gary. You know, a lot

1:09:10

of people don't realize this, but if

1:09:12

you squeeze both sides of your iPhone and,

1:09:14

you know, to turn the power off

1:09:16

right below the power, there's an

1:09:18

SOS red button. You could slide it to

1:09:20

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Duran in the morning show. Oh,

1:10:03

so Straight Night was on the

1:10:05

train coming in this morning. And

1:10:07

this gentleman sits across from me because on

1:10:10

Metro North, the seats sometimes face one another. And

1:10:12

he's sitting there for a few seconds, and

1:10:14

then he reaches into his bag and pulls out

1:10:16

a banana. like, OK, he's

1:10:18

going to have a banana while he's sitting here on

1:10:20

the train. Nothing wrong with that. But then he takes

1:10:22

the banana and breaks it in half. It was

1:10:24

a green banana, so you could still snap it.

1:10:27

So he breaks it in half and

1:10:29

takes one half and peels it down

1:10:31

and eats it and then peels down the

1:10:33

other half and eats the other half with

1:10:35

his other hand. So I was like double fisting

1:10:37

bananas. I've never seen anyone eat a banana like

1:10:39

that. I have never. Usually you see them peel

1:10:41

from the top and peel down. Yeah. And I'm

1:10:44

trying not to look at him. But I

1:10:46

can't help it because I've never seen anyone eat

1:10:48

a banana in this fashion. Is there anything you

1:10:50

eat and people give you grief? You eat it

1:10:52

for eating it that way? Oh, yes. Like what? I

1:10:54

bite string cheese. And it stresses

1:10:56

everybody out. I don't peel it like the string.

1:10:58

I don't string the string cheese. You eat it

1:11:01

whole? I just bite it. And people

1:11:03

have called me a serial killer,

1:11:05

sociopath. And you are those things, but

1:11:07

it has nothing to do with how you eat string cheese.

1:11:09

Coincidence. But at the end the day, it's just cheese.

1:11:11

You can eat it any way you want. But it does

1:11:13

taste different. Cold string. I

1:11:16

think it's more satisfying to get

1:11:18

the bite of the cheese. You get more

1:11:20

of that little string is like, not really

1:11:22

flavorful, but the bite. It's not called bite

1:11:24

cheese. Try it. Bite the cheese.

1:11:27

Try it. So OK, the way I eat a

1:11:29

dinner roll is I was taught to eat it this

1:11:31

way. OK. You pinch off a little piece of

1:11:33

the dinner roll and you take a little bit of

1:11:35

butter and you and you butter that little bite

1:11:37

and then you eat it. I don't open the dinner

1:11:39

roll and butter the whole thing. Oh. So

1:11:41

I was told, oh, look at you, little

1:11:43

dainty Elvis, pitching off little

1:11:46

pieces, little bites, and then buttering

1:11:48

each one. I'm like, well, is

1:11:50

that not acceptable? See, to me, that's

1:11:52

more work. Like if you just take the

1:11:54

dinner roll, you open it up, right? Yeah. you

1:11:56

swather on the butter or whatever you want to put

1:11:58

on it. If you're taking each piece at a time,

1:12:00

that's more work. I

1:12:02

have a friend who deconstructs sushi what she

1:12:04

orders the sushi roll She gets the sushi

1:12:06

roll and then she picks out each individual

1:12:08

thing and we all want to kill her

1:12:10

for it So they take all the time

1:12:12

to roll the sushi and then she unrolls

1:12:15

it and eats it eats a little piece

1:12:17

like compartmentalizing each little nugget Yes, totally insults

1:12:19

the sushi chef. We have a couple of

1:12:21

calls here Jessica Brianna Amanda Mariani Good morning

1:12:23

Jessica. Oh, hello Jessica. How are

1:12:25

you? Yes? Hi, how are you?

1:12:27

I'm doing OK, listening to us on Y100 Miami. Thank

1:12:29

you for calling. Do you all your friends listen to

1:12:31

us down there? Yes, I

1:12:34

love that. Hey, so we're talking

1:12:36

about the weird way people eat foods. And

1:12:38

so do you get strange looks when

1:12:40

you eat a certain food a certain way?

1:12:43

Yes. I

1:12:45

eat cucumbers whole or like,

1:12:47

I don't know, sweet peppers. or

1:12:50

the little baby sweet peppers. I'll just eat them

1:12:52

whole. I don't. So you'll eat like you'll eat

1:12:54

a like a red pepper like an apple. Yeah.

1:12:57

Yes. I do that too. Yeah.

1:13:00

This past weekend I was at a family member's

1:13:02

house and I don't know that they were giving

1:13:04

the kids cucumbers at snacks and I

1:13:06

was just like, I'll just take one. And she's like, OK,

1:13:08

you want me to cut it up? And I was

1:13:10

like, no. Take it and why not? Okay, that's funny. Put

1:13:12

your teeth to the work. Wait, but do you eat

1:13:14

it with the skin? Weirded out by that. I thought it

1:13:16

was pretty normal. I don't know. No, she

1:13:18

eats it like an apple. I know, but like on a

1:13:20

cucumber, it has that you peel it usually first

1:13:22

and then cut it. No, you have to peel

1:13:24

a cucumber. You have to

1:13:26

peel a cucumber. How dare you? I didn't know that. Don't

1:13:28

waste that skin. Oh. Take it

1:13:31

off that pesticide. But

1:13:34

the peppers are really good if you take

1:13:36

like especially when you can get the little baby

1:13:38

ones dip them in a little uh salad

1:13:40

dressing and they're a great snack and you dip vegetables

1:13:42

you just eat them like they are I'll

1:13:45

eat them like they are or I'll do what

1:13:47

Danielle said same thing I'll dip it into some

1:13:49

vegan ranch or something yeah that's so cool

1:13:51

Jessica growing up with gardens we would

1:13:53

just eat stuff right off the

1:13:55

vine I mean there's no dip out

1:13:57

there yeah I eat tomatoes

1:13:59

just right off our vine here. I have

1:14:01

a little garden. I think that's a healthier way

1:14:03

to eat probably Jessica. Don't let me don't let

1:14:05

people make fun of you. I

1:14:08

don't. All right. Thanks you guys so

1:14:10

much. I love you guys. I just want

1:14:12

to tell you you guys are the best. Well,

1:14:14

thank you. Thank you. Have a

1:14:16

beautiful day. Hello, Amanda. Also listening

1:14:18

to why 104. Oh, maybe we're

1:14:20

just on there. That's OK.

1:14:22

Hey, so Amanda, you eat foods in a

1:14:24

way that people make fun of. What is

1:14:26

that? How is that? So

1:14:28

what I do is I get

1:14:30

potatoes, I peel them and I eat

1:14:32

them all. Oh, God. Okay.

1:14:35

Initial reaction from Gandhi. Is there? Why

1:14:37

are you? Oh, God, because I don't even

1:14:39

like a cold french fry. I'm like, this

1:14:42

tastes like potato potato. I imagine

1:14:44

voluntarily just taking that down

1:14:46

for you. It's

1:14:48

not that bad. I mean, add a little salt to it and

1:14:50

it's good. Okay. At the end of the day,

1:14:52

it's a root vegetable, just like a carrot. It

1:14:55

is. It's a little different in flavor. But I

1:14:57

mean, I can see you doing it.

1:14:59

Amanda, don't let people make fun of you. You're

1:15:01

okay by by our way. Anyway, yes,

1:15:03

I am. I'm fine with it. All

1:15:05

right. Thank you. Go eat your raw potatoes. Hello,

1:15:08

Brianna. Hi. Oh,

1:15:10

listening to us on Z 100 in New York.

1:15:12

Oh, we got one. Okay.

1:15:16

What is it you eat and you

1:15:18

are poked fun at? I

1:15:21

put cookies inside of a glass and

1:15:23

then pour milk over it and then I

1:15:25

mash it up. A cookie mash. That

1:15:28

way you know Brody does that too you do

1:15:30

that too. Yeah, I like to do really

1:15:32

I do a lot of times with Fig Newtons

1:15:34

I let them sit in the milk then

1:15:36

the crumbs come off you need the figs and

1:15:38

then the crumbs are in the milk it's

1:15:40

delicious All figs taste like they have ants

1:15:43

in them So do people give

1:15:45

you hell for pouring milk over your

1:15:47

cookies and turning into a cookie

1:15:49

mash all the

1:15:51

time. People think it's extremely disgusting.

1:15:54

I actually, after three years, just saw my

1:15:56

boyfriend try it because he had to see

1:15:58

what all the hype was about and he admitted

1:16:00

this is amazing. I

1:16:02

feel like the consistency

1:16:04

of it. like

1:16:07

a melted blizzard from Dairy Queen. I'm

1:16:09

in. Like it's not exactly what it is. All

1:16:11

right, Brianna, we love you. Thank you. Thank you

1:16:14

for listening. So far, I haven't heard anything that

1:16:16

disgusts me. You hate to put the raw potato.

1:16:18

The potato deserves a little cold. It's like a

1:16:20

weird. Hello, Liz. Good

1:16:23

morning, Liz. Good morning. So you

1:16:25

live on Long Island, which is famous for

1:16:27

their very fresh corn on the cob, correct?

1:16:31

I guess. Yeah, absolutely. I

1:16:33

love the corn out there. So you when you

1:16:35

eat corn off the cob, how do you eat

1:16:37

it? I eat it one kernel at

1:16:40

a time that I don't get it in my teeth

1:16:42

because it just it really bothers me to pick

1:16:44

stuff out of my teeth and it just grosses

1:16:46

me out. So I take my time and I eat

1:16:48

it one at a time. So how do

1:16:50

you get the kernel off the corn

1:16:52

cob? So really, it's

1:16:54

really strange. Once you get like one

1:16:56

kernel off the end, you can kind

1:16:58

of like loosen the rest of them

1:17:00

and they all come out perfectly. So

1:17:03

when you actually see the corp, like

1:17:05

the corp, the cob at the end of

1:17:07

it, it's completely clean, like a bird

1:17:09

ate it. It's really freaking weird. And

1:17:12

people give you hell, don't they? my

1:17:15

family has been making fun of me since I

1:17:17

can't even remember and I try not to

1:17:19

do it in front of like new friends or

1:17:21

people that don't know me or if I'm

1:17:23

not at like a restaurant or something because otherwise

1:17:25

it does take me a bit longer. Sometimes

1:17:28

I'll just cut it right off the cob

1:17:30

but my family gives me hell for it and

1:17:32

they'll sit there and watch me. Because

1:17:34

I would think it would take you a lot

1:17:36

longer to eat. Yeah, she says it takes longer. I'd

1:17:38

be like, could you hurry up so we can

1:17:40

go? Yeah, we got it. We have dessert waiting. Come on.

1:17:42

All right, Liz. Honestly, it's worth

1:17:44

it, though. You eat that corn any way

1:17:46

you want, girl. It's all up to you. I never

1:17:49

thought I'd say that line to someone. Thank you, Liz.

1:17:51

You eat that corn, girl. You eat that corn.

1:17:53

What corn of the time, girlfriend? Yes.

1:17:57

If I saw someone doing one at a time and we were

1:17:59

in a hurry, I'd slap that corn right out of their hands. Come

1:18:01

on. No more corn for you, one at

1:18:03

a time. different vegetable.

1:18:05

Hey, Mary Annie. How are you? Hi,

1:18:07

I'm good. How are you doing? Well, OK,

1:18:10

what do you eat that makes people freak

1:18:12

out? And how do you eat it? Well,

1:18:14

first of all, besides the raw potatoes thing,

1:18:16

I feel like I do all that other

1:18:18

stuff. OK, all right. But

1:18:21

I eat my little Debbie's

1:18:23

really strange little Debbie's cakes. Yes,

1:18:26

like, you know how to cut the hearts and the Christmas

1:18:28

trees and all that. I like these Swiss rolls.

1:18:30

Oh, yeah. And I eat Swiss rolls

1:18:33

weird too. Weird as

1:18:35

I think is the cake. So I peel

1:18:37

off the frosting. I put

1:18:39

it on the side. I eat

1:18:41

the cake. Then I go back

1:18:43

and I eat the frosting. You know

1:18:45

what I know a lot of

1:18:47

people who do that with cupcakes and

1:18:49

stuff because the frosting is the

1:18:52

best part You're eating cake with a

1:18:54

frosting chaser You know someone

1:18:56

Marianne someone actually said they keep

1:18:58

their cupcake frosting intact on

1:19:00

the cupcake But they turn it

1:19:03

over and eat the frosting

1:19:05

on the bottom. Oh, that's a

1:19:07

good way Keep in mind

1:19:09

that means the frosting hits the

1:19:11

tongue first Oh,

1:19:13

all right, maybe try

1:19:15

that and see what

1:19:17

happens. Thanks for listening to us, Mary Annie. I'm

1:19:19

OK. You can eat the frosting. I listen

1:19:21

to you every single morning. And

1:19:24

we love you. You have cake for dinner and you have frosting for

1:19:26

dessert. Why not? Hello,

1:19:28

Amy. Hello. Good

1:19:30

morning. Good morning. So if I brought a dozen Dunkin

1:19:32

Donuts over there to you right now, how would you eat

1:19:34

your donuts? I would completely

1:19:36

flatten them and they taste so

1:19:38

much better. Now, how do

1:19:40

you flatten them with an iron or how do you

1:19:42

do that? No, I don't iron

1:19:44

them. I stick them in between a paper

1:19:46

towel and I just smash my hand down

1:19:48

on top of it. That's

1:19:51

awesome. They taste so

1:19:53

much better. I'm not kidding. You have to

1:19:55

try it. Well, don't do it if it's a jelly donut. That could be

1:19:57

kind of messy. Yeah. Imagine

1:19:59

that squirt. Try that little messy. I

1:20:02

don't recommend that. But I also flat

1:20:04

my cheeseburger. You need to try

1:20:06

that too. So you like flattened

1:20:08

foods. I'm going to smush all my food today. They

1:20:10

taste so much better. You know what,

1:20:12

people need to keep in mind

1:20:15

the shape and the way the different

1:20:17

ingredients fall on the food you're

1:20:19

eating will totally change the way you

1:20:21

taste it if you mix it

1:20:23

up. Because when it hits the tongue

1:20:25

first, that's why I always talk

1:20:27

about eating a cheeseburger upside down. Because

1:20:29

that puts the cheese on the bottom closer to

1:20:32

the tongue. So when you first take the bite,

1:20:34

you get the condiments and the cheese first. You

1:20:37

understand? Absolutely. It makes sense

1:20:39

to me. So if you don't want to turn your cheeseburger

1:20:41

upside down, then leave it right set up and you go

1:20:43

upside down. Yeah. Or put the stuff

1:20:45

on the bottom bun. You know I'm saying? Yeah. All

1:20:47

right. One more call because I'm getting hungry. I'm

1:20:50

so starving right now. Let's

1:20:52

see. Hello. Is it Jessica? Yes.

1:20:55

What are you eating in a different way that makes

1:20:57

people kind of crazy? No

1:20:59

matter what food I'm eating, I always

1:21:01

eat the middle of the food

1:21:03

last. Like if I was eating pizza,

1:21:06

I'd eat the crust

1:21:08

and then the very tip, and then

1:21:10

I'd work my way to the middle.

1:21:12

Or a hot dog, I'd take one

1:21:14

bite of the side, flip it over,

1:21:16

take a bite, and then work my way to the middle. Now,

1:21:18

why is I wonder what happened to

1:21:20

you you a child I'm

1:21:22

not sure Is

1:21:24

that thing? No, I don't know. I just feel

1:21:27

like my favorite bites the middle. Why

1:21:29

not? Eat it any way you want. Yeah. I

1:21:32

mean, let them make fun of you. You

1:21:34

know what I'm saying? That makes you special. Yeah.

1:21:37

It's kind of messy sometimes if I have

1:21:39

a nice big juicy cheeseburger and I fumble

1:21:41

in with the middle last, but it's worth

1:21:43

it. And my question is this, who wrote the rules

1:21:45

on how you have to eat something? There's

1:21:47

no rule. There's no direction book. There

1:21:50

is it. No. There's not like rules of

1:21:52

etiquette. Don't be a weirdo eat it

1:21:54

like you want okay

1:21:56

eat dessert first

1:21:58

Disgusting people out at the table, then you're

1:22:00

fine. Thanks for listening to

1:22:02

Jessica Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

1:22:04

Hi. This is Harry Styles. This

1:22:06

is Adele. You're listening to

1:22:09

Elvis Doran

1:22:11

in the

1:22:13

morning show

1:22:16

Elvis Doran in the morning show I

1:22:19

feel like doing something dangerous today. You

1:22:21

remember, okay, go with me to your childhood,

1:22:23

okay? Do you remember when you were an era

1:22:25

kid, you used to do things that were

1:22:27

dangerous, like you'd jump off the rooftops into

1:22:29

pools or whatever. You

1:22:32

would catch and play with spiders.

1:22:34

Totally, yes. You wouldn't do that

1:22:36

now. I would. You

1:22:38

would shoot fireworks at friends. I

1:22:41

wouldn't do that now, I've learned

1:22:43

not to. You did that froggy? Of course

1:22:45

I did that. I had my friend Andy Burkhardt.

1:22:47

He lived across the street from me and he

1:22:49

would stand in his driveway and we would shoot

1:22:52

bottle rockets at each other. Of course he was.

1:22:54

Of course. You would destroy stuff in old buildings

1:22:56

full of asbestos. Totally. Look, you know, we were

1:22:58

a kid. You're going to live forever. Remember

1:23:00

the stuff we used to get away with in

1:23:02

our old building? Oh my gosh, Scotty B led

1:23:04

the charge with that. Well, Alex,

1:23:07

my Alex and his friend

1:23:09

Matt, they tase each other.

1:23:12

What are you doing? I

1:23:14

don't think I can get on that level. No,

1:23:17

just yet. like

1:23:20

fooling around on staircases. You're going to

1:23:22

fall. Oh, yeah, for sure. What's straightening? You

1:23:24

can't talk. You have a giant. I

1:23:26

just swallow doughnut in the mouth. So on

1:23:28

vacation, we were talking about the four of

1:23:30

us, Brandon and Gandhi and Heather and

1:23:32

myself. I was the only one that had

1:23:34

never been pepper sprayed in my life. So Gandhi's

1:23:37

like, you want to be pepper sprayed now? I

1:23:40

wanted to say yes, you did.

1:23:42

Froggy, how was it? I worked at

1:23:44

a grocery store, and there was

1:23:46

an elderly woman. She was finished with her cart,

1:23:48

I thought. And so I walked over to

1:23:50

get the cart, and she thought I was attacking

1:23:52

her. And she turned around and sprayed me

1:23:54

in the face with pepper spray. Oh, gosh.

1:23:56

Oh, my gosh. Good for her.

1:23:59

Good for her. Good for her. Froggy

1:24:01

looks threatening. was doing my job. He

1:24:04

the cart guy. Yes, but she will

1:24:06

not be messed with. That's

1:24:08

important. OK. Oh

1:24:11

my gosh. It's the worst ever. You cannot.

1:24:13

The harder you rub your eyes, you put

1:24:15

water, the worse it is. They build

1:24:17

it to last. Someone just sent a text. They used

1:24:19

to have BB gun wars. We used to do that, too.

1:24:21

Without a doubt. Ever been hit

1:24:23

with a BB? Yeah. And it hurts. Paintballs

1:24:26

hurt. Oh, yeah. Paintballs really hurt.

1:24:29

All right. So today, do something dangerous.

1:24:31

Brent you too used to get into

1:24:33

a BB gun wars. Oh

1:24:35

Yeah, absolutely all the time with

1:24:37

my friend Justin. We were younger

1:24:39

I mean did anyone get hurt?

1:24:41

I mean those things hurt Yeah, I

1:24:43

mean they staying we tried to

1:24:46

the first time we did it

1:24:48

we Kind of didn't have we was in the

1:24:50

summertime, but then like we would be leaving the house

1:24:52

beneath each other my mom would be like Why

1:24:54

do you have so much clothes on?

1:24:56

It's like 90 degrees outside. And we're

1:24:58

like, no reason. No safety glasses, nothing

1:25:00

like that. It was just two little

1:25:02

Hellions running around basically. You had pad

1:25:04

up. I mean, how old were you

1:25:06

when you were doing BB gun wars? Probably

1:25:10

like, honestly, probably eight or

1:25:12

nine. And they weren't like the old fashioned like gun,

1:25:14

gun, guns. Like you just, you know, do it

1:25:16

one time. It was like, you pumped it up five,

1:25:18

six times. And it was like, here

1:25:20

I come. Oh, God. No,

1:25:23

I couldn't do that. It was pretty serious.

1:25:25

My eye would roll right out of my head.

1:25:27

I didn't get hit in the eye. For

1:25:29

sure. All right, Brent, look, you know what? We

1:25:31

survived all these stupid ass things we did

1:25:33

as kids. We survived. Yeah, we did. You

1:25:36

eat stuff off the floor and stuff.

1:25:38

We're still alive. All

1:25:40

right, Brent, thank you very much. Hello, Crystal. Hello.

1:25:43

So what did you do? Dangerous and you're

1:25:45

still alive to talk about it. It

1:25:48

wasn't me, but. I still think

1:25:50

it's crazy that my husband and his best

1:25:52

friend, Tony, threw darts

1:25:54

in the dark at

1:25:56

each other. Like

1:25:59

real darts that pointed.

1:26:01

Real dart board darts at each

1:26:03

other in the dark until Tony got one

1:26:05

in the head. That's

1:26:10

not funny. Did it stick in his head? Yes,

1:26:13

it did. They had to take him to the emergency

1:26:15

room to get it removed. Oh my god. He

1:26:20

lived to tell we're

1:26:22

all here Thank you your husband.

1:26:24

I don't know. I don't know. I

1:26:26

don't know about this guy. You married.

1:26:28

I'm not thinking good things about that

1:26:30

guy, but What are these silver ninja

1:26:32

stars and used to play with his

1:26:34

friends used to fling them like frisbees,

1:26:36

but they were pointy and sharp Yeah,

1:26:39

yeah, I got my big toe chopped

1:26:41

off my machete Wait, wait, you had

1:26:43

a toe chopped off froggy Yeah,

1:26:45

so my friend and I were doing some lawn

1:26:47

stuff and he's like I bet you can't kick

1:26:49

that branch in half So I leaned it up

1:26:51

against the side of a house and I tried

1:26:53

to kick it and right when I tried to

1:26:56

kick it He went to chop it with a

1:26:58

machete and he chopped my big toe off We

1:27:00

had to my parents had to rush me to

1:27:02

the emergency room and have my toe reattached Creeper

1:27:04

anything but I you do seem to have all

1:27:06

your toes. I have looked at your feet Yep,

1:27:09

I'll show you that you can still see the perfect circle

1:27:11

all the way around where they had to sew it back

1:27:13

on again. Can you feel anything in that thing? No,

1:27:16

it's just it works, but I can't feel anything. So

1:27:18

we're to start dart at it. We're just start throwing

1:27:20

stuff at you. Old

1:27:22

machete toe over there.

1:27:35

They are a Chinese family who took

1:27:37

over a Japanese restaurant, and the

1:27:40

health department did a surprise visit on

1:27:42

Saturday night. The inspectors wrote a whole

1:27:44

bunch of stuff down, and then they left. So

1:27:46

Lily wanted me to call the restaurant

1:27:48

and pretend I'm the inspector from the other

1:27:50

night, calling back with some of our

1:27:52

findings. Scary the health inspector

1:27:54

shows up. Today's phone tap. Lily?

1:28:01

Hey, it's scary Jones from Elvis to ran in the morning

1:28:03

show. Is Eileen around?

1:28:05

Is now a good time? Okay,

1:28:08

can she pick up the other line and you just listen

1:28:10

in on this phone too? I

1:28:14

think it's how department is

1:28:16

from the other night. Is

1:28:23

this Eileen? No. This

1:28:27

is Norman Gadgett from the Federal

1:28:29

Department of Health. We made

1:28:31

the inspections to your restaurant. Yes,

1:28:33

I remember. I'm calling to follow up regarding

1:28:36

what we witnessed the other night. You

1:28:38

said we passed. That's actually not

1:28:40

only half the truth. We take notes

1:28:42

and then we actually call back

1:28:44

regarding sanitary grades. So we noticed that

1:28:46

the hand washing facility, there was

1:28:48

no soap in the soap dispenser. No,

1:28:51

we always, we always. We always have soap and

1:28:53

we have a sink in the kitchen. I didn't

1:28:55

see that. I don't know what you're talking about. I can take

1:28:57

a picture for you. You saw

1:29:00

it. Well, that's easy now for you to say, oh, you're just

1:29:02

going to throw soap in the dispenser and take a picture of

1:29:04

it. No, no, no, no, no, no. I talked with

1:29:06

her the other day, but, you know, she

1:29:08

never listened to me. I

1:29:10

tell her to wash

1:29:12

the mop frequently. Lily,

1:29:15

I told her. Lily, shut up,

1:29:17

Lily. Wow, that's very unsanitary. We didn't

1:29:19

even catch that. No, no, no. First

1:29:23

of all, what is your name again? My

1:29:25

name is Norman. Norman

1:29:27

Gadgett. Inspector Gadgett. I remember

1:29:29

you, Norman. Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily.

1:29:31

I was safety law man. Yeah,

1:29:34

that's him. Did you know that there

1:29:36

was evidence of mice in the facility's food

1:29:38

areas? There are no mice in

1:29:40

our restaurant. We shouldn't do that a

1:29:42

lot. Yes,

1:29:44

there were no mice. There were droppings. You

1:29:47

remember me pointing to the one employee who was

1:29:49

not wearing rubber gloves, right? I

1:29:51

don't remember that. I never will.

1:29:53

Go on. Really? Yes. Let me

1:29:55

get out of the - We're gonna have

1:29:57

to shut you down. I

1:30:00

saw that there was

1:30:02

cold food items held above 41 degrees.

1:30:04

You know that that's illegal, right? We

1:30:06

have a thermometer in there. It does not

1:30:09

say over 41 I suspect that your

1:30:11

spicy salmon is more like spicy Salmonella.

1:30:15

I'm being honest You

1:30:22

know what, just come one

1:30:24

more time right now and

1:30:26

check around with So you

1:30:28

want me to come down right now to check? Your

1:30:40

place

1:30:43

is filthy. I'm shutting you down. Your

1:30:46

spider roll has spiders. Why

1:30:50

is your angry dragon roll? Why isn't angry

1:30:52

because it's been dragging across your filthy floor

1:30:54

Maybe

1:30:58

I am because

1:31:00

you've been

1:31:03

phone tapped Your

1:31:05

younger sister Lily got you I lean my

1:31:07

name is scary jokes from Elvis to

1:31:09

ran in the morning show. This is a

1:31:11

joke Relax,

1:31:14

relax. This

1:31:16

is not a health inspector. Hey,

1:31:45

um, Have you seen these

1:31:47

shirts? The I love

1:31:49

Elvis Duran shirts? No?

1:31:51

No. Right

1:31:53

here. Hold on. I'm holding it up

1:31:56

in the zoom room. There they are. Oh, that's

1:31:58

cute! Those are cute! I've seen that! I

1:32:00

would wear that. I heart Elvis Duran in

1:32:02

the morning show. So I saw these online.

1:32:04

I'm like, oh wow, those are cool. Uh,

1:32:06

who's selling those? Not

1:32:08

us. Oh, it's not

1:32:11

us? No, it's not. Oh. Wait. It's

1:32:13

actually, you know, look, no offense, but

1:32:16

this is a trademark show, and you

1:32:18

know. Right. If you print up shirts

1:32:20

that say, I love Elvis during the

1:32:22

morning show, and it's not us, and

1:32:24

you're making money off of it, then

1:32:26

technically, it's illegal. But those are

1:32:28

our colors and everything. I know. But

1:32:30

here's my problem. Here's my problem.

1:32:32

I don't have a problem with

1:32:34

it. Yeah, I'm OK with it.

1:32:36

OK, so I'm online on Instagram.

1:32:38

It's called Kimberly's Trendy Boutique. And

1:32:41

I saw these several weeks ago, and

1:32:43

I just I liked it. I'm like,

1:32:45

oh, I like that shirt. That's us

1:32:48

Wait a minute. Who's selling this? You

1:32:50

can buy them. Okay. So yeah, technically

1:32:52

it's illegal Yeah, but

1:32:54

I have a problem with it because she's

1:32:56

promoting our show that I think it's great

1:32:58

Well, but she's making money off of right. That's

1:33:00

the problem Well, but my problem again is I

1:33:02

don't have a problem with it. Look, it's Kimberly's

1:33:04

trendy boutique You can look it up on Instagram.

1:33:06

Feel free to go buy as many shirts as

1:33:08

you want She's

1:33:10

obviously I'm hoping I want to talk to her.

1:33:12

I hope she's a fan of the show. Now, look,

1:33:14

if it was like Nike or someone like that

1:33:16

selling all this grand merchants, I said, then I would

1:33:19

have an issue. I want to go in for

1:33:21

the cut, you know, true, true. Yes. And

1:33:23

they would never do that. They have attorneys

1:33:25

that would tell them not to do it.

1:33:27

Obviously, Kimberly didn't check into attorney didn't

1:33:29

ask anyone permission. And

1:33:31

again, I'm fine with it. It goes

1:33:33

back to the member of those morning

1:33:35

shows. There was one up in Vermont that

1:33:37

was ripping us off. Yes, they would

1:33:39

actually listen to a phone tap and they

1:33:41

would write it down word for word and

1:33:43

they would act it out and they would

1:33:46

play them back on their show. Gandhi's before

1:33:48

you were here and scary is like this

1:33:50

is an outrage. There's ripping a show off

1:33:52

and I'm like, I don't care. 95 triple

1:33:54

X. See

1:33:56

that pissed me

1:33:59

off That pissed

1:34:01

me off because

1:34:03

we did all the work

1:34:05

and then they went back

1:34:07

and didn't do anything but

1:34:09

transcribe the work And she's selling

1:34:11

shirts off of our

1:34:14

show that's not right

1:34:16

like If I

1:34:21

went today and started froggies boutique and I started

1:34:23

selling shirts with like the New York Giants

1:34:25

logo on them or the Jets logo or the

1:34:27

Buccaneers logo, right? would, they would, they would

1:34:29

sue me. They would say, you can't do that.

1:34:31

They would sue you. It's the same thing.

1:34:33

And I have, but I'm telling, it's not. I

1:34:35

mean, I don't care. It's like, I don't

1:34:37

get upset at this. I hope Kimberly's boutique sells

1:34:40

a billion of them. I want, I think

1:34:42

that's great. I love the fact that she just

1:34:44

said, screw it, I'm just going to sell

1:34:46

them. That's right. I don't, you know, it doesn't

1:34:48

matter. I don't care. If she sells a

1:34:50

billion of them, are we then going to say,

1:34:52

okay, now you're with some of that okay I

1:34:54

I don't think she's gonna sell a billion no

1:34:56

okay but for all of us I hope

1:34:58

she sells a billion by the way

1:35:00

I don't I don't know

1:35:02

are they cheaper than ours

1:35:04

36 dollars that what whoa all right

1:35:06

I want to cut down never mind

1:35:08

I want to cut I thought they were

1:35:11

like 10 bucks that's expensive oh no

1:35:13

I want her to I want her to charge a

1:35:15

little more That's an

1:35:17

expensive ass T -shirt with Disney

1:35:19

characters on them,

1:35:21

too Okay, I

1:35:24

can't help her with those That's

1:35:26

a copyright infringement, but if if she

1:35:28

wants to sell the the I

1:35:30

love Elvis Durand in the morning show

1:35:32

shirts for 36 dollars It's an

1:35:34

Etsy. It's an Etsy Etsy account. Yeah,

1:35:36

then you know, okay, I'll keep an eye

1:35:38

on it But you

1:35:40

know, whatever it's like what I used

1:35:42

to do children's birthday parties and

1:35:44

the the place I work for

1:35:47

didn't want to pay for the

1:35:49

rights So when somebody would want

1:35:51

like Rapunzel to come to his

1:35:53

ass for we want the princess

1:35:55

with the long hair Like they

1:35:57

wouldn't give him the names, you

1:35:59

know Do you have that do you have Joanne

1:36:02

on the phone? Yeah

1:36:04

Is Nate not listening today Nate?

1:36:07

Yes Do you have Joanne on the phone?

1:36:09

Yes! Why

1:36:11

are we having a communication issue with you

1:36:13

and me? Hello? It's here!

1:36:16

Why no, you're not even looking at me. I'm

1:36:18

like... You're not at my screen! He's

1:36:21

so sassy! He's sassy pants! By the way, she's

1:36:23

on the air. I've been listening to you for

1:36:25

the past 30 seconds. I asked him if she

1:36:27

was on the phone and he didn't even answer

1:36:29

me. I thought you were asking scary! No, you're

1:36:31

the my go -to guy. You're my guy! Joanne

1:36:33

is on the phone. She's live with you now. Okay,

1:36:36

thank you. Bye, Joanne! So

1:36:38

I'm doing fine. So do you

1:36:40

you went on to this boutique's?

1:36:42

Website and you bought this shirt.

1:36:44

It's $36 worth right was it

1:36:46

36 when you bought it to Yes,

1:36:48

it was so expensive

1:36:51

and what it was it

1:36:53

was the Elvis Doran fan page and

1:36:55

it said mr. Michael Oppenheimer is

1:36:57

my favorite telemarketer. Oh

1:36:59

Wait, wait, there's another shirt for Mr.

1:37:01

Michael, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer. Wow. Hold

1:37:04

on. How many of

1:37:06

these exist? Scary zoa, scary to cut on

1:37:08

that. That's my character that done in

1:37:10

the context. Miss Mosh Galapsus is

1:37:12

feeling a little left out right now.

1:37:14

I'm just saying. She's an old lady.

1:37:16

Have some respect. All right. OK.

1:37:20

So $36 for the I Love Elvis Remorseless

1:37:22