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would be cool if you wore those headphones all the

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1:55

don't want to wear them because I feel like it fucks up

1:57

my... I was gonna say it's gonna make you feel like...

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It's gonna make me look ugly. Oh, I was

2:01

gonna say gonna make you feel insane. What

2:03

do you mean what? What were you

2:05

gonna say? Because if he's ugly without

2:07

the headphones, yes or no. I'm

2:10

kidding. Welcome back to American Cinema. This

2:12

is episode 189. Is that

2:14

right? Episode 420. make numbers my

2:16

way, bro. Episode 420. We

2:18

thought it's been a minute since

2:20

we've popped Kai in here,

2:22

so we were like, let's. Do

2:24

it. Episode with Kai guy.

2:26

Yeah, Drew texted looking good, so

2:29

we're clip farming with Kai. No, like Kai's been

2:31

sexy as fuck. He's in his office siren

2:33

era. He wore that shirt for the first

2:35

time to the Greer pop -up show at

2:37

Heaven, and I complimented him, and I don't

2:39

think he's taken it off since. Genuinely,

2:42

I mean, Josiah also said something nice,

2:44

and then I was like... This is the

2:46

one. This is gonna be the thing that I

2:48

wear for the next three fucking months. It looks good.

2:50

It looks really good. looks good on you. It's

2:52

super cute. Thank you. Yeah,

2:54

Drew, text me. So we're going to pop you

2:56

in here for the next episode. And usually when

2:58

he texts me that, I think something else. Yeah.

3:00

And I was like, OK, I'll be over in

3:03

like 30 minutes. I can't lie. I forgot you were

3:05

going to be on camera when I first came in the room.

3:07

And I was like. Wait, came in

3:09

the room? You came in

3:11

here? Oh, that's the first thing I actually

3:13

do when I enter a home is I

3:15

go into all the rooms. But I don't

3:17

actually do it. I manifest the ideologies that

3:19

come with that physical manifestation. Oh,

3:21

you just, yeah.

3:25

Beautiful. Well, I've realized

3:27

I don't know how

3:29

to sound sincere because

3:31

it's just so hard. Mainly because

3:33

when I say something nice, I'm like, it sounds

3:35

like I'm joking. Like I feel like it just

3:37

sounds like I'm joking. It sounds like it's not

3:39

coming out real at all. Like every time I

3:41

compliment one of y 'all, I feel like I

3:43

have to follow it up with a mean joke

3:45

because I'm like. I

3:48

feel like I can only compliment Drew because

3:50

if I compliment you, that's like sexual harassment.

3:53

I genuinely like every single time I'm like, oh,

3:55

have something nice to say. I'm like. Don't

3:58

bite your tongue say the nice thing people need

4:00

to hear nice things Yeah, but it also

4:02

doesn't help that our whole friend group

4:04

like no one can say anything nicely about

4:06

somebody saying like something sarcastic back like

4:08

we all are just like No, I've been

4:10

I've been learning to take a compliment

4:12

recently. Yeah, I'm just like,

4:15

yeah, give me the compliment and

4:17

I'll take it But then sometimes

4:19

I feel bad about taking it

4:21

give me the compliment thing like

4:23

oh, thank you Okay, that was

4:25

like actual sexual tension Disgusting

4:28

we had the thing is we had

4:30

sex once and it was so weird.

4:32

It was so weird like you could

4:34

definitely feel it in the episodes like

4:36

40 it was 48 through 51. Yeah,

4:38

I think oh, yeah, if you guys

4:40

go watch those you'll see I'm pretty

4:42

quiet Yeah, train those episodes cuz drew

4:44

made a big mushroomy hummus release Disgusting

4:46

like when you guys release out of

4:48

my sting portal that is like crazy.

4:50

You're talking about like that is y

4:52

'all are harassing Right,

4:59

right. Just for posterity,

5:01

I've never had sex with Drew. We

5:03

joke a lot about it, and also he made

5:05

me sign something where I have to say that

5:07

it's all jokes. Exactly. For the one weird time.

5:10

Exactly. I kind of think if y 'all had

5:12

sex though, like... I it would change things for

5:14

the better like I really I really do think

5:16

it would just like I think if me and

5:18

you made love and yeah it would make love

5:20

back the fuck up because I would not make

5:22

love with why is it sex with me but

5:24

making love with well it's like you're just a

5:27

toy look at you look at me and then

5:29

think about who I am and then think about

5:31

who you are like this is a making love

5:33

kind of girl we need to move on we

5:35

need to fucking move on guys Kai's episode Actually,

5:40

not we it's y 'all's fault. Y 'all

5:42

have a four -minute tangent about wanting

5:44

to hook up. You're 26. No, I'm

5:46

27. You're 27? Yeah. That's that's the

5:49

age that I was when I met

5:51

you guys. Yeah, that's the age my

5:53

brother died at. I

5:56

Got food poisoning at Coachella. Oh

5:59

Kai shit himself like

6:01

crazy. I had

6:03

um Okay, so

6:05

I had these spring rolls because they were like it's

6:07

really hard to get food at Coachella You have to

6:09

like wait in a long ass. Was there fucking fish

6:11

in the spring rolls? There was some stinky chicken in

6:13

the spring rolls. That rearranged gut.

6:15

I was actually about to backhand the fuck

6:17

out of you. If I just found out

6:19

that you got raw fish at Coachella when

6:21

it was gotten poke at Coachella. I got

6:23

poke last year. And it's 105 degrees. It's

6:25

so hot. And I know, I know there's

6:27

like food safety, yadda yadda, like still can't.

6:29

Well, apparently not because I had four. Okay.

6:31

So the first day I had two spring

6:34

rolls and I was like, ooh, I feel,

6:36

I feel good. I feel light and like.

6:38

Fresh, like I feel like I can go

6:40

like see more shows. You are light. Yeah.

6:42

Yeah. And then so the second day I

6:44

like, yeah, like I

6:46

was like, oh, I didn't really get

6:48

stuffed yesterday. I want to feel I

6:50

feel I want my belly to be hard.

6:52

So I got like four of the

6:54

spring rolls. And then after I think

6:56

it was like two hours later, it

6:58

was like near kind of the end of

7:00

the day. I like walked off and

7:02

I was like, no, something's deeply wrong.

7:05

And then I destroyed the toilet. that

7:07

Harrison blew that shit up and then he

7:09

was like oh we're gonna go to

7:11

this like it was like an after

7:13

party after the festival and I think there

7:15

were like that like there's like I

7:17

don't think you understand for me personally

7:19

there's so many layers to this that

7:21

are absolutely like disturbing And

7:23

also, it's probably because I'm high,

7:26

so like, I'm just like, I'm really,

7:28

really thinking about it. Yeah, we're

7:31

all high. it sucks because in my dreams, I would

7:33

have decorated the set with like - Yeah, you were

7:35

games. Like, I was talking a lot of games. But

7:37

then I woke up and I was like, bro, here

7:39

I go buying a bunch of shit that I'm gonna

7:41

hang up and then just be like, all right. And

7:43

like, throw in a bag and like, keep it in

7:45

the closet. And then by next year, I'll be like, these

7:48

decorations suck. I kind of suck decorating. We should

7:50

have gotten a breakaway bomb. that you could have broken

7:52

over my head. That would

7:54

have been a good idea. Wow.

7:56

Or we could just get a real one and I'm

7:58

working on it. It's just so

8:01

expensive. Well, basically the

8:03

summary is that I had a big

8:05

hummus release at an after party that

8:07

Justin Bieber was at. So like 30

8:09

feet away from me while I was

8:11

creating a very hot stinky mud pie

8:13

in the toilet. Justin

8:15

Bieber was very close, and people were

8:17

really hammered at the party. Trying to

8:19

get into the bathroom. we're yanking the

8:21

door. Oh my god! Stop!

8:24

Wait, were you so embarrassed? Or

8:26

were you so embarrassed, like making

8:28

stink? Are you so then Justin Bieber

8:30

walks in after you? I was

8:32

flushing like, the shit wouldn't even hit

8:34

the water. was just, I had

8:37

the flush going. Immediate flush. That is

8:39

literally... That is

8:41

so crazy. That is literally a nightmare.

8:43

I know. I was walking to the

8:45

party because we were walking over and

8:47

I was like, I feel this searing

8:49

pain in my abdominal. And I

8:51

was like, I'm literally going to

8:53

this party to shit. And had you

8:55

been drinking? No, I

8:57

didn't drink. I was sober at Coachella.

8:59

I was more sober than Drew. Mm -hmm.

9:01

More sober than me. Fucked up. He kept

9:03

coming up to me and tickling me.

9:05

I was like fucking tweaking at Coachella. I

9:07

was having a blast and actually it

9:09

was so funny. We were walking in and

9:11

Someone that listens to the podcast like

9:13

Was walking with us and we were just

9:15

like talking and we took a picture

9:18

and then they were like, do you want

9:20

a shot? Like one of the friends

9:22

in their group was like, do you want

9:24

a shot? Like let's take a shot

9:26

and I was like Literally yes, let's take

9:28

a shot and then the girl that

9:30

knew me was like I thought you didn't

9:32

drink drew I thought you didn't drink

9:34

and I was like girl. It's Coachella like

9:36

drink I got a drink at Coachella.

9:38

I have to drink a Coachella So I

9:40

was blackout drunk for three days at

9:42

Coachella Not blackout not blackout not blackout, but

9:44

like I probably each day had like

9:46

three drinks You were black. That is not.

9:48

I guess for you at this point.

9:50

On an empty stomach. For me,

9:52

three to four drinks, I

9:54

am completely wasted. At this point,

9:56

especially because I take Prozac,

9:58

I've tried to dabble back in

10:00

drinking, but I'm like, oh,

10:03

they're not playing. A drink

10:05

in, and I'm like... should not be anywhere

10:07

in here. Like, I'm literally just like

10:09

so fucked up. No, I was tickling Kai

10:11

all Coachella. Yeah, but his mood would

10:13

switch from like you forked to really dark.

10:15

And then he would just start screaming

10:17

at me like at main stage during Lady

10:19

Gaga. Yeah. He was like, I'm gonna

10:21

fucking kill you. You're gonna cut this part

10:23

out, right? Yeah, I'll cut it. I'll

10:26

cut it out. Yeah, no, I was really

10:28

angry at Kai because he was dancing

10:30

with other shirtless gay men. And

10:32

again. Yeah,

10:35

he like gets really territorial when he

10:37

drinks. I was shirtless all Coachella, too.

10:39

Were you actually? No. Oh god, no,

10:41

I hate my body. Aw, Drew. Anybody?

10:43

No one's complimented my haircut, by the

10:45

way. No one in the comments has

10:47

complimented it. None of y 'all have

10:49

compliments. I've it so many times. Okay,

10:52

but no. Like, where's the compliments? Your

10:54

hair looks great. You look really handsome

10:56

right now. I complimented you the second I

10:58

saw you. Don't fucking play these weird

11:00

psychopath games with me, bitch. Like, I've already.

11:02

Where's the compliments? I need to see

11:05

them in the comments. You're a very sexually

11:07

fascinating person to me. Oh, that's amazing. That's

11:10

such a good compliment.

11:13

But while y 'all were having a blast at

11:15

Coachella, I guess you didn't have

11:17

a blast, I don't know. I had a good

11:19

time, but I'm just a blast in that

11:21

toilet. Yeah,

11:24

I had an explosive experience inside

11:26

of a port -a -potty at Coachella. No.

11:28

That happened in a port -a -potty? Well, was

11:30

like one of like the trailer ones. It

11:33

wasn't as bad be. Okay, those like I'm

11:35

not gonna lie. Those

11:38

kind of pissed me off because

11:40

the flushing mechanism is like really like

11:42

such a... So that experience is

11:44

just a trap. Also, because it's not

11:46

a party, it's like a few

11:48

people can be standing and lingering in

11:50

there. It's crazy. I don't know

11:52

what the boys one was the same.

11:54

be in the boys bathroom like

11:56

I'd be in the boys back. Did

11:58

you leave after that? Or did

12:00

linger? I went to that

12:02

party. I spent most of the time in the bathroom

12:04

and I left because I was like because I was

12:06

literally just like, I have to do I pray to

12:08

God. Hot water. What was

12:11

your favorite moment about? We

12:13

were kind of talking about it,

12:15

but I was like, your favorite set.

12:17

Wait, say yours. I'm trying to

12:19

remember mine. Mine. Oh, I

12:21

know what it is. Actually, you say yours

12:23

when Bernie Sanders came out. Literally it

12:26

was so gag -worthy. I swear to God

12:28

like you see so many famous people

12:30

at this Festival, but that is the only

12:32

time that I was starstruck. Yeah, I

12:34

genuinely was like I'm having an out -of -body

12:36

experience. Literally because it's such a wild

12:38

card. It the most random ever. Because you're

12:40

used to seeing special guests be like

12:43

artists and you're hoping like people go in

12:45

with guess they're hoping for because

12:47

of the songs that person has with

12:49

other people but like I went from Charlie

12:51

XCX to like I was like raging

12:53

at Charlie XCX and then like floated across

12:55

because I was like oh I need

12:57

water and claros right there. And

12:59

as we were walking, Bernie Sanders was just on

13:01

the screen and I was like, oh, they're playing

13:03

a video. And then I turned the corner a

13:05

little bit and then saw him. And I was

13:07

like, oh my god. Oh,

13:10

he's fine shit. Bernie Sanders is fine shit.

13:13

Y 'all are fucking disgusting. He's old.

13:15

That is crazy to see him, though,

13:17

in person. Because he's that

13:19

old. That's how I felt when

13:21

I saw a John Waters in

13:23

person. Because I'm like, damn, you're

13:25

at that age where seeing you

13:27

genuinely feels like... we don't

13:29

also like the place of me seeing

13:31

John Wars I saw him at

13:33

a vintage fair that makes more sense

13:35

like y 'all seeing Bernie Sanders at

13:37

Coachella is like I'm

13:40

playing bass and Shelly. Dude, no, it

13:42

was crazy. He started singing sexy to

13:44

someone, but no one posted it online. No

13:46

one was posting it. Because everyone was so

13:48

gagged. Yeah, and he was. Am I using that

13:50

right? Gag, yeah. He was, why are you

13:52

asking me that? I'm just asking. But yeah, he

13:54

was like shaking and throwing ass, like it

13:57

was crazy. He popped out with a new BBL,

13:59

like I was literally His body worked crazy.

14:01

His body was teased. Again, no photos of his

14:03

ass. Yeah. I guess the

14:05

only shots I saw was like when

14:07

he was talking. and it was

14:09

a video of the screen, and it

14:11

was his upper body, so I

14:13

didn't see all that he had going

14:15

on. Out of respect, the cameraman

14:17

only showed from the waist up. Yeah,

14:19

but all of us, it was

14:21

really nice. Yeah, he has kind of

14:23

like an hourglass silhouette. But

14:26

no, that was, that was sweet. I did

14:28

like seeing Bernie Sanders at Coachella. That was like

14:30

a movie. Oh, were you at the club?

14:32

And you guys saw fucking Lady Gerger? Yeah, Gaga,

14:34

I was supposed to say that was, that

14:36

was my favorite. And

14:38

there were no gay people there. No, not

14:41

a single gay person was there. The thing

14:43

with Gaga is like, we know this, I

14:45

love her to death and I would, I'm

14:47

not even kidding. She's like one of the

14:49

very few people on this planet that I

14:51

would take a bullet for, like I'm being

14:53

dead serious, but she makes me laugh. So

14:55

hard unintentionally like like her dancing with those

14:57

skeletons was like literally the funniest thing I've

14:59

ever seen in my life. What is she

15:01

doing? But I feel

15:03

that like love her love her. It's

15:05

because we're too like irony poison. Yeah,

15:08

like it's too irony poison. So you

15:10

can see something and immediately see the

15:12

comedy in it. And then it's still

15:14

because like if you look at a

15:16

lot of the shit we like so

15:18

much of the shit I like makes

15:20

me crack up because it's so theatrical.

15:23

But that's why I love it. Cause I'm like,

15:25

it's so like people are seriously giving a

15:27

fuck. I feel like I'm, you know what? I

15:29

used to hate on the Hamilton hose, but

15:31

like now I get it. Cause I'm like, yeah,

15:34

there's something incredible about just

15:36

like letting loose and being silly

15:38

like you do. Yeah. Daddy

15:41

needs to get more water. I

15:44

just have to get more water. So if her daddy

15:46

has to get more water. So if I, if we

15:48

could pause daddy, daddy, can you get more? No,

15:51

that's actually just no I don't like I

15:53

genuinely don't fuck with that and you calling yourself

15:55

like we haven't been like no You're not

15:58

getting away with that. That's like gross daddy. Can

16:00

you get me a waddle? Yes,

16:02

of course, baby Okay, let me

16:04

get baby some water. Okay.

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I asked chat GPT before this

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16:10

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16:12

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So here's a list of podcast

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16:26

Kai. You

16:28

talk a lot about Inya

16:30

being perceived. What's something you wish

16:32

people saw in you more? Do

16:36

you talk about that like I don't

16:38

know does it know who I am actually

16:40

or did you like no it it

16:42

give it context I gave it a little

16:44

context What do I wish people knew

16:46

about me more? I?

16:48

Have a body count of in

16:50

the single digits. I

16:52

am obsessed with helping women I feel

16:54

like I never talked about that.

16:56

Yeah, you don't get oh by the

16:58

way Congratulations Katy Perry going to

17:01

space yeah for chair for not only

17:03

that but basically getting rid of

17:05

sexism. Yeah, that is true. Who's Katy

17:07

Perry? Katy Perry

17:09

is obviously in Kia Asylum.

17:11

She flew to space trying

17:13

to escape Kia Asylum, but

17:15

it just sent her into

17:17

the basement. Katy

17:22

Perry is obviously a battery and

17:24

they needed to charge her by getting

17:27

her out of this atmosphere. It

17:29

only took 10 minutes because she's like

17:31

think of it her like a

17:33

USB -C charger. Did y 'all

17:35

see the video of Oprah like literally

17:37

having a full blown fucking panic

17:39

attack? Like freaking the fuck out over

17:41

her friend like going to space

17:43

because she thought like she was about

17:45

to watch her friend like explode

17:47

into a million pieces. Dude, Gale King.

17:49

Gale King. I'm sorry, but like

17:51

the whole thing. is fucking batshit. Can

17:53

y 'all go back to just being

17:55

happy to see people wave off

17:57

in boats? Like, was that not grand

17:59

enough? The Titanic? I

18:01

love all the comments that are like, we just want healthcare.

18:04

Like, please. No, literally,

18:06

like, what? What?

18:08

It's so insane. And

18:10

then there's also, for

18:12

Easter, we all know

18:14

the egg situation that's been happening. They

18:16

are still using 30 ,000 real eggs

18:18

to throw around in grass. And

18:20

I'm like, This shit is

18:23

literally the White House. You

18:25

know how they do the fucking

18:27

like 30 ,000 every year. It's

18:29

like, uh, I think they

18:31

purchase and then some are donated

18:33

from farmers, but obviously like,

18:35

bitch. Like, like people need

18:37

like, like, we like had a huge

18:39

scare city. Like we can't just

18:41

give you guys the fucking eggs to

18:43

play with. And they were like, yeah,

18:45

we're still using eggs. And then they

18:47

also sent Katy Perry. What's crazy? Like

18:49

bitch, you almost got through. You

18:51

literally, like you almost got through. You

18:54

gave an album and people were like,

18:56

whatever. But like people were still like,

18:58

it's album, it's album. Like why did

19:00

you go to space? Well,

19:03

she went to space to fix sexism

19:05

and everything, basically. I mean, true. And

19:07

like, look, it is. I will say,

19:10

in all seriousness, it is really

19:12

nice to see on every single one

19:14

of those videos, like, bro, we just

19:16

want health care because I'm like, I feel

19:18

like that awareness wasn't really there like

19:21

30 years ago. No, not even five years

19:23

ago. It is nice.

19:25

I don't know that they were

19:27

sending fucking Frank Sinatra to space so

19:29

that his album could do better

19:31

on Billboard Top 100. Yeah, I want

19:33

to know. I don't really think

19:35

that was the vibe. I want to

19:38

know what her team thought would

19:40

come out of Katy Perry going to

19:42

space. They were like, this is

19:44

a good idea. You're going to space.

19:47

Don't know has it fucking

19:49

been a space You're gonna

19:51

be the first pop star

19:53

to space like that's how

19:55

they were like all thinking

19:57

about it. They're like, yeah.

19:59

Yeah, sure sure Beyonce top Okay,

20:03

like Beyonce's Beyonce and she will

20:06

always Katy Perry, you're space girl. How

20:08

she been into space. Katy Perry,

20:10

you're space girl now. You are fucking

20:12

ET, bitch. Doesn't she have a

20:14

song? Yeah, I

20:16

was gonna say she -

20:18

Oh my god, dude. I

20:20

think they really thought that

20:22

was gonna go so much

20:24

differently. Has an

20:26

emergency intercom changed how you

20:28

see yourself? It absolutely

20:31

has I feel okay. I feel

20:33

like a side effect of

20:35

like Being an internet content creator.

20:37

I've always I think I've

20:39

talked to you about this, but

20:41

I feel like There's a

20:44

level of like pseudo schizophrenia that

20:46

it gives you because you're

20:48

basically It's it's basically impossible to

20:50

not ingest what people's perspectives

20:52

are of you And they

20:54

can only see... It's not perspective. It's

20:56

actually spurspective. Sorry, I just wanted

20:58

to correct you. Okay,

21:01

that was a good point. Thank you. Honestly,

21:04

thank you. Not that

21:06

again. Spurspective. Okay, what was

21:08

your spurspective? Well, I

21:10

was going to say, seeing how

21:12

other people perceive you can

21:14

obviously have an effect on how

21:16

you are. And there's

21:18

the level of compartmentalizing that you

21:20

should do and it's healthy to

21:22

do. but it is impossible

21:24

to not, I feel like, okay,

21:26

for example, there will be these comments that

21:29

are like, oh, Kai's

21:31

laugh is very

21:33

eager today. Like he

21:35

definitely is seeking, you know when you'll get

21:37

those comments that are sometimes like psychoanalyzing you

21:39

and I'll listen to it and I'll be

21:41

like. I guess it was. I

21:43

don't know, like maybe. It's Wait, what

21:45

about it? Wait, Kai's laugh was eager

21:47

today. It's the funniest thing. crazy read.

21:50

I've ever heard, but like that

21:52

would really shift like a

21:54

lot of things in my brain.

21:56

Like that would change me.

21:58

Yeah, I think. Fundamentally, that single

22:00

comment. Okay, like chill. Like

22:03

he got the

22:05

comment. Yeah, sometimes

22:07

like comments like

22:09

psychoanalyzing ones definitely

22:12

I'll view those and be like,

22:14

okay, it's very hard to not

22:16

separate who the idea of this

22:18

person is through the show and

22:21

who I actually am. Exactly. Which

22:23

does have an effect. But also, I

22:25

think I am pretty good at separating it

22:27

and being like, well, that's just a

22:29

slice of my life. It's not my whole

22:32

person. Everybody sound off in the comments

22:34

and psychoanalyze Kai. He's going to read all

22:36

of them. Yeah. Please don't do that. Please

22:39

don't do that. I'll fucking kill myself. Let's

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25:01

-ching! What's

25:03

the weirdest hill you'll die on

25:06

that Drew and Inya hates? These

25:09

are like Cosmo questions. Yeah.

25:14

Um... What do we hate? Probably

25:16

that I'm a feminist and that my body count is in

25:18

a single digit. Oh my god, that just me. That's

25:21

not that unique. That's

25:23

actually super common. Like, I think a

25:25

lot of people are chilling in a single

25:27

digit. If you could invent a

25:29

new kind of therapy that only works for

25:31

you, what would it involve? One that works.

25:34

You know, I did the ketamine therapy. Have

25:37

you tried EMDR? No,

25:40

I did TMS. I want to

25:42

try EMDR badly. Wait, how do they

25:44

get boys to try PMS? No,

25:47

I said TMS. No, the electronic system that

25:49

he put on. But that's funny that you

25:51

say that because I did enter this clinical

25:53

trial so that I could experience a female

25:55

period. For better knowledge.

25:57

Just to understand. And

26:00

basically after we did the period simulator,

26:02

I was like, I need to learn

26:04

more about this. Need to know more.

26:07

TMS, you said. Yeah,

26:09

so the therapy I did the ketamine

26:11

therapy and I've always thought about

26:13

this It helped me at that point

26:15

in my life. I don't do

26:17

it anymore But I was like, oh,

26:19

what about like coke therapy where

26:21

basically you just like do coke alone

26:23

Molly therapy Molly therapy would be

26:25

good coke therapy heroin heroin therapy I

26:27

think it'd be really nice to

26:30

just relax for people that have trouble

26:32

relaxing that helps people sleeping Put

26:34

him to sleep, like a little baby.

26:36

Popper therapy. Yeah, so that's what we were good to

26:39

get better, because I thought you were saying you

26:41

were feeling better. Well, no, he was doing popper therapy

26:43

to feel better. I'm just saying are looking new

26:45

forms of therapy. 2019. And

26:47

you would wake up and do poppers.

26:50

Yeah, I was obsessed to say the

26:52

least. OK, wait,

26:54

let's ask one more of these weird,

26:56

creepy questions. What's a

26:58

memory from your childhood that feels like a

27:00

fever dream now? Oh,

27:02

that's like. I

27:05

have one actually. What

27:07

is it? When

27:09

I was in high school, I

27:11

did like a work to live

27:14

thing in Costa Rica on like

27:16

a farm basically and we made

27:18

enough money to travel for the

27:20

last like four days. How

27:22

old were you? I guess

27:24

childhood, but I guess I was like 16,

27:26

but I feel like Like I'm still

27:28

kind of a baby, you know what I

27:30

mean? I feel like I'm still a boy.

27:33

I'm still growing. If you were Katy Perry

27:35

in the spaceship looking down like Kai is

27:38

nothing but a baby in this world. So

27:41

the last like three days of the

27:43

trip, we went to this hostel and there

27:45

were these college kids there and they

27:47

were like, do you want to get really

27:49

drunk with us and play card games?

27:51

And it was the first time I ever

27:53

got drunk and I got really fucking

27:56

faded and We all went skinny

27:58

dipping like me and all these college

28:00

students went skinny dipping that's so and

28:02

there were there was bioluminescent algae And

28:04

I remember being super baited and it

28:06

was like the first time I got

28:08

drunk too, which is like basically just

28:10

pure euphoria I feel like ever since

28:13

the first time I drank I'm like

28:15

every drinking you're chasing that just like

28:17

Yeah, yeah, which I am now realizing

28:19

is exactly what addicts say I'm not

28:21

I'm not an alcoholic, but basically we

28:23

were in the water and I was

28:25

like Everyone was like

28:27

swimming around and like laughing and being

28:30

young and I looked up and

28:32

it was like a full moon too.

28:34

Oh my god, and it was

28:36

just it was incredible. That sounds like

28:38

a little like the most magical

28:40

moment you can ever experience. Yeah, it

28:42

was really magical. I remember in

28:44

that moment being like I'm going to

28:46

cherish this memory. In that moment

28:48

you were infinite. Is that why you

28:50

have the infinity tattoo tramp stamp? Are

28:53

we not supposed to talk that? I

28:56

was only supposed to be

28:58

Patreon content. Oh, sorry. What?

29:00

No, you show that thing everywhere. You show it to

29:02

everyone when you meet. No,

29:05

I don't. Yeah, and then sometimes his butt

29:07

crack accidentally leaks out and we have to

29:09

like tap and be like, you know, like...

29:11

Yeah, sometimes my big perfect butt crack falls

29:13

out when I'm showing people my tattoo. Wait,

29:15

you need to tell them about your diet

29:17

right now, by the way. I mean, you

29:19

don't have to, but like, Kai is like...

29:21

It's really interesting to all share it. He

29:24

is eating like... It's

29:26

called a purge diet, right?

29:29

No. It's what you eat

29:31

if you're in the purge. You basically just

29:33

eat batteries. So I've

29:35

been having a

29:38

really life -threatening

29:40

anaphylactic shock. allergic

29:42

reactions to something over the past two

29:44

years, where basically I would randomly break

29:46

down to hives and I would have

29:48

to go to the hospital and they

29:50

just can't pinpoint what it is. They

29:52

don't know what's causing it. So I've

29:54

done all these tests over the years.

29:57

Oh my god. And the final thing

29:59

they have you do is called an

30:01

elimination diet where you every... Elimination, not

30:03

purge. Yeah, they basically... Yeah, they basically...

30:06

They're basically just pitching you an eating

30:08

disorder basically. what it sounds like.

30:10

Yeah, I was gonna say Sabrina had something

30:12

similar to this and they gave her

30:14

a crazy list and I think she tried

30:16

to find she was like This is

30:18

the ED diet. Yeah, this is the erectile

30:20

dysfunction diet. That's what you don't mean

30:22

by that, right? Oh, yeah, he

30:24

but he had that before he's

30:27

always had that so it's like

30:29

not No, he doesn't know my

30:31

penis freaking works. No, he doesn't

30:34

Basically, I only eat chicken, rice,

30:36

olive oil, apples,

30:38

broccoli, cauliflower, and

30:41

blueberries. But

30:44

I'm adding back in eggs

30:46

this week. Yeah. It's

30:48

amazing. I guess I'm making

30:50

that sound, but like that's a really balanced

30:52

diet. But like, isn't that crazy? But it's. You

30:56

can't have like anything fun. Can

30:58

you have tomatoes? No. Why, too

31:00

acidic? Yeah. Like

31:04

seriously, I think it's like there's

31:06

histamines and tomatoes I don't know but

31:08

basically I've almost died multiple times

31:10

and you guys have almost lost me

31:12

and I'm doing this for the

31:14

podcast not even for myself Thank you.

31:17

Thank you. I think the tone

31:19

of voice I have is invisible What

31:21

what did you say I didn't

31:23

I hear something in you See exactly

31:25

no don't fucking No, every

31:27

time I'm out and I'm talking, every

31:29

time I'm talking in a group of

31:31

people, I literally get violently ignored. And

31:34

I don't know if it's what I'm

31:36

saying. You have a really good tone,

31:38

I think. I

31:40

feel like when I'll be editing the podcast, sometimes I'm

31:42

like, you have like an

31:44

audiobook voice. Stop. And

31:46

what about me? Your voice is good, too. I

31:48

actually think I have a really fucking irritating voice.

31:50

Like, I think only the more I smoke, the

31:52

worse it gets. No, your voice is good, too.

31:54

I just don't want to sexually harass you in

31:56

the workplace. That's very sweet of you, Kai. I

31:59

need to get over that, though. This is how

32:01

I feel about you, Andrew. Good

32:03

morning. That baby's speaking

32:05

to you. Say good morning. I'm

32:14

sorry, naturally asked, you're out here and jump

32:16

all this table me. That's literally how I feel

32:18

when someone's ignoring my friend in a conversation. And

32:20

I guess I'm somebody who runs over people,

32:23

but I think I am good at looping

32:25

back and asking what the fuck someone was

32:27

saying. And you're immediately just getting on IG.

32:29

Well, it's just like once TikTok is open,

32:31

it's like my monkey brain gets activated and

32:33

just duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Kai,

32:36

what's your love language? The

32:42

type ahead where you have to

32:45

wipe your ass after I actually don't

32:47

know to be honest. I think

32:49

I was like I think I guess

32:51

that's true. You're literally putting Wi -Fi

32:53

in our house. Yeah. Oh love

32:55

language can be like what you are

32:57

Yeah, love language is like the

33:00

way you Give it to people and

33:02

like when people ask it it's

33:04

kind of like I feel like

33:06

people ask it in relationships and friendships so that

33:08

there's not a miscommunication of whether the person cares

33:10

about you. Cause some people aren't like vocal. Like

33:12

I don't know if you're, no, you're kind of

33:14

a vocal person too. You're like

33:16

kind of a words of like affirmation

33:18

ass mother fucker. I think it's

33:21

more acts of service recently. I don't

33:23

think it was always like that.

33:25

I think I used to express my

33:27

love for my partners or my

33:29

friends by buying them like Lamborghinis and

33:31

Birkin whatever it was. Doesn't matter.

33:34

But yeah, I do think

33:36

how you look like David Dobrik. Don't

33:38

say that to him. That's pushing

33:40

it. Why would you say

33:42

You made it sad. You made

33:44

it sad. What the fuck?

33:47

I'm just like, what? But

33:50

I keep going. Oh,

33:52

yeah, I think it is that service. I

33:54

think it is. Yeah, because I think

33:56

as I get older, I'm like

33:58

that. is more real

34:00

and it feels more intimate and like

34:02

not in like a sexual way

34:05

obviously, but it does feel like you

34:07

are Investing your time in something

34:09

which is the scarcest resource. Well, it's

34:11

because it's like putting in the

34:13

work like it's recently I feel like

34:15

I've tried to get better at

34:17

not being so overly apologetic because that

34:20

can put it onto the person

34:22

and then you're basically asking for somebody

34:24

to console you for how apologetic

34:26

and bad you feel and to me

34:28

I'm like A real apology is

34:30

showing up either next time or showing

34:32

up in an activist way. I

34:34

wasn't there to do my best, but

34:37

like You know, I'm like here

34:39

and like every other way. Exactly. I

34:41

think that's mine too. I love

34:43

like doing little I love like hearing

34:45

like little one -off comments that people

34:47

make and then like planting

34:50

it in my brain and then

34:52

later either getting them something that's relating

34:54

to that or doing something for

34:56

them that's related to that. I

34:59

need to get better at gift giving.

35:01

That's like, I'm really bad. I remember for

35:03

your birthday this year, was like, here,

35:05

I got to a vape. And then I

35:07

just hit it the whole time when

35:09

we were working on stuff. You got you

35:11

a vape. I know. I left it.

35:13

I fortunately left it. I left and I

35:15

was like, that was a bad gift.

35:17

No, I loved it. I literally, I love

35:20

any gift. Yeah, I don't think it

35:22

like matters. Sometimes I like shit like that.

35:24

I'm a utilitarian. I'm like, okay, that's

35:26

like getting him soaked. It's literally just the

35:28

even the idea of someone like thinking

35:30

about me and any capacity just like is

35:32

very sweet to me. Um, even if

35:34

it is just a clear vape. Yeah,

35:36

I don't know what mine are.

35:38

Mine, my like love languages are being

35:40

fucking loco. While

35:42

I'm while I'm on camera.

35:45

I just thought I'd pitch you

35:47

guys some segment ideas for

35:49

the show. Yeah, okay. Let me

35:51

check my notes Just videos

35:53

of me working out and eating

35:55

we could just cut to

35:57

that Oh like like feeder content

35:59

getting a big eating a

36:01

lot so that like milkshakes being

36:03

poured on you milkshakes into

36:05

my mouth and I get over

36:07

my you know what's fucking

36:09

crazy is You and I

36:11

I don't know why we do that

36:14

actually I do because it's hilarious

36:16

But me and Kai just send each

36:18

other like feeder content and like

36:20

I had like a very curated like

36:22

the most curated like IG account

36:24

ever so I would scroll through and

36:26

it was just completely it was

36:28

just like all like people creating the

36:30

art I want to see and

36:32

like it it was just beautiful and

36:34

then for like I want to

36:36

see is like amazing because it really

36:38

is no it's like people like

36:40

creating art like literally painting and shit

36:42

and like that This is what

36:44

I want to see. Like AI again,

36:46

you can't replace like the passion

36:48

that drives behind that. No, literally. And

36:50

Kai and I back and forth

36:52

just send each other like five feeder

36:54

videos. And my feed from then

36:56

till now is literally just all weird

36:58

kink shit, like literally like inflating

37:00

kinks. I mean, we had that one

37:02

week where we were going crazy.

37:04

And then I know my explore page

37:06

was like pretty normal. And then

37:08

after that, it was just. all videos

37:10

of guys like pulling up their

37:12

shirts and their bellies would like expand

37:14

out. And then the fucking photo

37:16

of Mark Zuckerberg like on his knees. Yeah,

37:18

I was like begging for it. Yeah, was

37:21

like, I don't. OK, that is insane, but

37:23

also I don't know if I guess my

37:25

discovery feed, especially on my Finsta is not

37:27

any better. I was showing you like the

37:29

kind of shit I like. It's

37:31

like pretty fucking insane because

37:33

it's just. I have to look

37:35

I don't think I'd be

37:38

able to find this girl's account

37:40

But this girl's account was

37:42

cracking me up because her name

37:44

was like wild soul or

37:46

something like her username was wild

37:48

soul style and her um

37:51

bio was Wild artist. Oh, yeah

37:53

She had crazy body body

37:55

was T but all she would

37:57

post is her and those

37:59

leggings with the ridge in the

38:01

middle of the butt cheek

38:04

So it makes your ass even

38:06

bigger and she had like

38:08

a very nice butt and it's

38:10

just her walking shaking her

38:12

ass like working on things working

38:14

on like a workout It's

38:17

literally amazing some people just love

38:19

it Like what's your other

38:21

segment? Oh the other segment was

38:23

I just talked about all

38:25

the fucked up shit that's happened

38:27

to me at this job

38:30

like What job? My

38:32

job as the producer of emergency intercom.

38:34

Okay, basically I could talk about stuff like

38:36

oh whenever I go to the bathroom

38:38

Drew makes me pee into the water so

38:40

that he can hear it or into

38:42

Ziploc bags The pee into the water isn't

38:44

weird. I just want to hear your

38:46

stream. Where else would you pee? On

38:49

the side of the bowl to be polite

38:51

and be demure. Is that

38:53

like a theory? Be on the side of the

38:55

bowl. Yeah. The bags, I will say, is

38:57

weird, but I just use them as moisturizer later.

39:00

Oh, OK. It's like an acid peel. Yeah.

39:03

Yeah. Except my pH is

39:06

perfect. Ew, wow. My perfect elimination

39:08

pH. That is fucking disgusting. He doesn't

39:10

make you do that because I

39:12

never see bags of pee anywhere. Because

39:14

he fucking snatches them immediately. I

39:17

make them do that. So yeah, that could be like

39:19

a behind the scenes. I go day in the life

39:21

as a producer. be cool. I could just be videos

39:23

of me peeing in the bags. Oh,

39:25

I wanted to show you guys something. For

39:28

any essence, she wasn't at Coachella. Oh,

39:40

she's fierce. We

39:44

really just do shit. Er,

39:47

so. fucking

39:49

much. That's awesome. been

39:52

so happy. I need to see

39:54

Josiah enter fucking bigger concert like

39:56

that. I love that. Like, I love that.

39:58

That makes me happy. Like, yes, performance is

40:00

back. When I saw that, I thought to

40:02

you, I was like, I wish I was

40:04

fucking and you was here to witness this.

40:06

That is so funny. I'm not kidding. I

40:09

think I would have cried because I tell

40:11

you about when I cried when I saw

40:13

Doja Cat live at Heaven, like at the

40:15

Heaven concert, something about it just like made

40:17

me cry because I I just couldn't believe

40:19

she was like a real person. Oh, I

40:21

did that at Coachella. I literally cried at

40:23

the LA Philharmonic just looking around at the

40:26

people all smiling and like, so happy. Did

40:28

you go to the LA Phil? Yeah, of

40:30

course. People at my house were like, who

40:32

the fuck is watching that? Just imagine

40:34

you standing there on mind. That sounds really

40:36

sweet because when we saw Spiritualize when we went

40:38

to Coachella, that was my favorite part and

40:40

I feel like that would have been like the

40:42

closest to that. I literally have that written

40:44

down as like one of my favorite moments with

40:46

the Philharmonic. Beautiful. Now you like you're literally

40:48

dressed up like a little fucking nerd and you're

40:50

not even about the nerd life. I look

40:53

professorial. No, Kai is not a nerd. He's an

40:55

office siren. Yeah, I'm an office siren. People

40:57

all agree. Whenever I post

40:59

a photo, everyone's like unanimously like, yes. I know,

41:01

right? It's 100%. That's what people are talking

41:03

about when they say office siren. That's

41:05

the only part of me that's sad that

41:07

I missed Gaga is because I've already seen her

41:09

live, but like the theatrics of it all.

41:11

I would have cried. I would have been so

41:13

happy. would have you laugh. It was so

41:15

awesome. The laughing comes from a love surge. Wait,

41:17

Kai, did she invite you, or I think

41:19

it might have just been me, but Gaga invited

41:21

me into her trailer afterwards, and we hung

41:23

out. Yeah, you definitely weren't in there. No, he

41:25

wasn't. No, I wasn't. I didn't know that

41:27

this happened. It was just me and Gaga, and

41:29

she was just like... were like hanging out

41:31

for a little bit and she was like oh

41:34

like I know your dad like your dad's

41:36

a really big fan of mine like he's he's

41:38

like a big fan I know him and

41:40

then he was like oh my god it's you

41:43

from the English teachers and their gay students picture,

41:45

like that's really funny. Like, oh yeah, you

41:47

were at the Joker 2 screening that I spoke

41:49

at. Oh, wow. And she like remembered me

41:51

and everything and she was like, oh, do you

41:53

want to like get on my helicopter back

41:55

to LA? Like we're just like dipping immediately and

41:57

we're just going to go hang out. Yeah.

41:59

And I went back to LA and did a

42:01

bunch of blow with Gaga. And then I

42:03

came back in her helicopter. She sent her helicopter

42:05

back. This is actually reminding me of another

42:07

segment, Lies, that are told on the

42:09

podcast and then I like reveal them. Just

42:11

a thought. We don't lie. I've

42:13

literally never lied once in my life.

42:15

We joke around and we get silly,

42:17

but we don't lie That and that's

42:19

actually really problematic for you to say

42:22

that I lied about yeah, how is

42:24

that problematic? What have we lied about?

42:26

Like so much stuff what he just

42:28

said you think he went and did

42:31

coke with Lady Gaga Yeah, Drew didn't

42:33

Drew's never lied to me Drew doesn't

42:35

and I had sex with Kanye and

42:37

Drake. Yeah that I believe Yeah, that's

42:39

actually real. No, that actually literally

42:41

did happen. What's crazy is that

42:43

did happen? know I framed it as a bit,

42:45

but that like literally did. No, you shouldn't like

42:47

you shouldn't even be saying that kind of stuff.

42:50

Yeah. I

42:56

can't even lie. I want those fuck ass

42:58

bangs, though. I want the bang. I just

43:00

see it like the Josiah version of this

43:02

in the year 2030. That

43:04

is Josiah. is Josiah. all the Emmy

43:06

picture. That literally

43:08

is. The hand pose

43:11

is also like... Yeah. What

43:14

else do you want to talk about? I see a no

43:16

smoking sign on your phone. Oh, I just

43:18

thought this was cool. Please,

43:21

Zayn. I thought it was

43:23

like a zen joke, but like

43:25

Zayn Malik. No. I

43:27

just like the idea. Did y 'all also cut

43:29

for Justin Bieber when that was going down? I

43:32

was, I sliced

43:34

my fucking wrists up.

43:36

I was... No,

43:38

I cut for chicken

43:40

jockey. Chicken jockey. What

43:43

is that? From the Minecraft movie.

43:45

Chicken jockey. believe y 'all are

43:47

still saying that kind of shit.

43:49

Chicken jockey. Oh.

43:52

Cutting for chicken jockey. Yeah,

43:56

that was in my notes. I was

43:58

gonna say... Maybe another segment where whenever

44:00

you guys go on your phones during

44:02

the episode, I throw tomatoes at you.

44:04

Boo tomato. And you

44:06

boo us. Yeah. And then you

44:08

guys could retaliate and be like, fuck you and then

44:11

spank me over the, over the wheelchair. Wait, Kybe,

44:13

you want to hit me? You've never

44:15

got to hit me. I've

44:17

hit you. Well, no, like right now

44:20

on camera, you hit me behind closed doors.

44:22

Wait, yeah, I mean, I would love that. Yeah,

44:24

do it. consent. I consent. That

44:42

was really nice. Oh my god. I

44:44

spilled my water when I was hitting

44:46

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44:50

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46:07

well, I have to admit something.

46:09

I think some stinks smell really good

46:11

and for one when I a

46:13

kid I thought I thought fish food

46:15

actually smell really fucking good and

46:17

I would eat as a kid you

46:20

ate fish food. That's it does

46:22

smell kind of good I swear it

46:24

does smell good. And I like,

46:26

I never ate it in like surplus.

46:28

It has like an umami and

46:30

umami scent. Yeah, like it's like

46:32

to me like a seaweed. The six flavor

46:34

profile. Yeah. Well, there was this one

46:36

specific fish food I'm thinking of and it

46:38

was these flaky ones that like every

46:40

time. rainbow ones. Maybe, yeah. The

46:43

rainbow flakes, I cannot support or get

46:45

behind this argument, like for the first time.

46:47

It's not an argument, it's my truth.

46:49

Like, wow, why even make it like that?

46:51

Like, I just thought like I could

46:53

be vulnerable and tell you guys. it activates

46:55

the same part of my brain that

46:57

like Doritos does. Or like gasoline. yeah.

46:59

I want to like drink gasoline. I want

47:01

to drink Fabulo. So like, I

47:04

want to chew on dishwasher pods if I'm

47:06

being honest. Like, oh my God, I would

47:08

love to chew. pod challenge. Yeah. That

47:11

ruined my life. Remember when you almost

47:13

got banned from YouTube? I

47:15

literally like didn't make money for like

47:17

five years on YouTube because I made Nyquil

47:19

chicken And I lit it on fire

47:21

Which is crazy that Nyquil is that flammable

47:23

by the way is it fun fact

47:25

if you want to burn a house down

47:27

just like pour Nyquil and light it

47:29

on fire. Oh my god Yeah, no, it's

47:31

like really flammable. Yeah, so Butthole

47:34

gay poopy fart butt. And if your butthole is

47:36

gay, you like do a popper with a

47:38

poop in your butt and then you can like

47:40

crap out the poop. Wait, so you ate dog

47:42

food though, right? Or no? I ate bacon strips.

47:45

Okay, see that's crazy. Like that

47:47

versus just dry dog food.

47:49

And the greenies, the like waxy

47:51

greenies. That's crazy. They had

47:54

a good bite to them. Do you guys

47:56

have any more incredible questions to ask daddy

47:58

before or me before? If you were

48:00

a cryptid, what would your name and

48:02

habitat be? If I was encrypted? No, if

48:04

you were encrypted. What is

48:06

that? Like a creature. A

48:10

creature like the Loctis

48:12

monsters. Loctis? Yeah. Loctis

48:14

monster? uh

48:16

like um duendes if i was

48:18

a duende i feel like i'd

48:21

be a duende they would famously

48:23

make us all three laugh so

48:25

hard like i the word duende

48:27

like the idea of them

48:29

like the president of mexico like

48:31

getting on live television talking about

48:34

duende think that's like when i

48:36

first met you guys i pulled

48:38

up a duende compilation yeah we

48:40

like those videos are so fucking

48:42

good they're the best videos ever

48:44

um yeah i would be i

48:47

would be a duende How do

48:49

you handle feeling disconnected either from

48:51

yourself or others? Oh my god,

48:53

this is like Honestly The answer

48:55

to that is like I and

48:57

I'm not joking when I

48:59

say this my friend who used

49:02

to be like an addict she

49:04

Now I guess something that they

49:06

say in a meetings is the

49:08

opposite of it the opposite of

49:10

Addiction is connection And

49:12

I don't know, she's always been like,

49:14

oh, that's one of the tenants of

49:17

this thing. And I do

49:19

think that everyone feels disconnected. You don't

49:21

have to be an addict to feel

49:23

disconnected. Most people are addicts to something,

49:25

not in a way that's going to

49:27

send you to the hospital. But everyone

49:29

creates their own mechanisms to deal with

49:31

stress, whatever. I

49:35

always thought that was smart and

49:37

sexy. You're intelligent. You

49:39

really are. I always thought that that

49:41

was corny, honestly. I was like, that

49:43

sounds just like something people say in

49:45

a support group. And

49:47

I honestly do think that

49:50

that helps so much because I

49:52

am not an addict, but

49:54

I do feel like anyone can

49:56

see that there's things in

49:58

place in our lives that are

50:00

easily Ways to cope

50:02

with stuff whether it's like watching TV

50:04

or playing fucking fortnight all the

50:06

time and the tram at all in

50:08

my bedroom Yeah, yeah that 150

50:10

tram at all in Drew's bed I

50:13

do think that actually spending good

50:15

quality time with people does help me

50:17

feel less like a fucking bug

50:19

or like a brain inside of a

50:21

jar. You know, like the opposite

50:23

of me going on TikTok for like four

50:25

hours. Yeah. And me becoming

50:27

a circuit board board. I do

50:29

honestly think that it's like, I feel like I'm more

50:31

like a drum pad. Like

50:33

the silent ones that like, like,

50:35

and you as a rose toy.

50:38

Whoa. What am I

50:40

guys? Thanks, bro. Oh,

50:44

my God, nothing. Apparently

50:46

you are. The

50:49

sniffies up. I don't

50:51

know I am all

50:53

way. I'm literally all

50:55

Hirmself Both both Oh

50:57

Yeah, you don't know

51:00

what we're talking about.

51:02

I have no idea.

51:04

I feel so left

51:06

out Clip from what's

51:08

it called the model

51:11

movie with this with

51:13

bed? Yeah Is

51:18

he in that? Yes, and his character's

51:20

name is All, and he's like this

51:22

androgynous being. And the name All is

51:24

so funny, and he's like, I'm All.

51:27

Everything. And he is

51:29

a she also. That's

51:31

so awesome. Last dream

51:33

you remember vividly having. These

51:35

are rapid fire, by the way. So hurry the fuck

51:38

up. have to say something. That's

51:40

hard, though, because it's hard to remember dreams.

51:43

I had a dream recently that

51:45

there was fire starting around LA

51:47

and I kept watching them start

51:49

and everything was burning down. And

51:51

every time they would start, I would like

51:53

try and get it out. And then my thing

51:55

would like burn. Like that my sweater complex. I

51:58

have sex dreams down.

52:01

How often pretty frequently? No, like maybe

52:03

like once every month. How often do

52:05

you have sex dreams? That

52:08

was sexual harassment. was crazy. What

52:10

the fuck dude? I'm literally just

52:12

trying. No kind of often but

52:14

they're like really like weird humiliating

52:16

like it's never just like yeah

52:18

kind of often and it's like

52:22

It's like never like a good time.

52:24

It's always like I'm petrified and I'm

52:26

like, oh my god, this is bad.

52:28

Petra Collins if I yeah, I have

52:30

ever told you when I tried to

52:32

learn how to do fucking lucid dreaming

52:34

so that I could have sex. Yeah,

52:36

he said that recently. Oh

52:38

wait to have sex dreams. Yeah, the whole thing.

52:40

A couple of years ago, I was like,

52:43

I want to have. Did I talk about this

52:45

on the podcast? You did, because I remember

52:47

literally looking at you while you said that, and

52:49

was like, a crazy thing. I didn't realize

52:51

it was first time. I was just like, oh,

52:53

it'd be cool to have more of those

52:55

frequently, because I get them once every three fucking

52:57

years. Wow. It sucks. Damn. The rest of

52:59

my dreams, I'm just doing like complex math equations

53:02

and shit, whatever. It doesn't matter. Would you

53:04

rather forget who you are every morning or never

53:06

be able to recognize faces again? Ew,

53:10

yucky. I hate that one.

53:12

This is crazy Wait

53:14

because I had like I

53:16

think Not recognized faces

53:18

because wouldn't that be? Insane

53:21

every morning to learn who you are.

53:23

Yeah, that's basically dementia I literally have the

53:25

worst fear that's like I literally like

53:27

have such a fear of like people in

53:29

my life getting dementia and it's because

53:31

of those TikTok accounts of people like showing

53:33

their parents with dementia. Oh my

53:36

god, that literally ruined me Would you

53:38

rather always feel like you're being watched?

53:40

Or always feel like you're forgetting something

53:42

important. Well, I already know what it's

53:44

like to feel like I'm being watched

53:46

all the time because I found the

53:48

toilet cameras that you guys installed at

53:50

my house. Oh my god, you're

53:52

being dramatic. We're just trying to make sure you said

53:54

you were having problems. Did you find the shower

53:56

camera too? No. Did you find the closet

53:59

cam? There's not a shower camera anymore. Did you find

54:01

the bed cam? So you're saying

54:03

you saw when I slipped and found

54:05

a Neutrogena bottle went completely in ass.

54:07

Yeah. For a split second. It was

54:09

actually... Actually. Oh, so you're saying you

54:11

saw the Looney Tunes S incident that

54:13

happened when I slipped and then the

54:15

bathroom faucet went inside. Do you have

54:17

any last things you want to sound

54:19

off on? Well,

54:21

I guess I could promote the

54:23

two oddly satisfying shows. For those of

54:25

you that don't know, it's when

54:27

we do these like funny DJ sets.

54:29

I'm doing one in Austin on

54:32

May 2nd and one in New York

54:34

on May 10th. And it's going

54:36

to be a movie. So

54:38

if you guys want to come to that, come.

54:40

The last one's really fun. The last one

54:42

that we did. And you broke

54:44

a bottle over Drew's head? Yeah, and she gave

54:46

me like a giant fucking welt on my

54:48

forehead. Well, they told me to do that last

54:50

minute. I didn't know like I was supposed

54:52

it. Well, no, I planned it last minute. I

54:54

planned it literally on stage. Yeah, he literally

54:56

just had one in his bag and he was

54:58

like, can you break this on my head?

55:00

And I had my bag of tricks. I had

55:02

my Birkin, my tall hat with the turnip

55:04

hat on top, like bag tricks. That was a

55:06

really fun night, though. And I like when

55:08

you all play songs for me. Yeah,

55:10

I think we put like seven

55:12

in there. Yeah, this is pretty much

55:15

for all friends. Yeah, if you

55:17

guys want to come it's gonna be

55:19

a fucking movie. It's basically gonna

55:21

be an Ari Aster film Sean Baker

55:23

film there will not be an

55:25

intimacy coordinator. Yeah, I'm sorry That yeah,

55:27

I think that's basically it the

55:30

other thing is that I love you

55:32

guys and I feel very lucky

55:34

I love you to be a part

55:36

of this it really was like A

55:39

dream, moving to LA to like

55:41

work on something with friends. That

55:43

makes everyone happy. That's

55:45

our fucking job. We want to

55:47

make people happy and thank you for

55:49

helping us with it. You really have

55:51

been like... The rock that held the

55:53

name. I'll get like clips or montages

55:55

of early episodes and I will I

55:58

tear up. I tear up. It

56:00

is crazy. It also like it makes...

56:02

I'm like, damn dude, we were

56:05

like... Yeah, young like wow,

56:07

but I like we're still young But like

56:09

it's crazy how like even looking back

56:11

at that point. I was like damn We're

56:13

all grown as fuck. I remember especially

56:15

I looked at you and I was like

56:17

he's grown as fuck and now we're

56:19

that age and I'm like I think the

56:21

craziest thing is because it was we

56:23

started like right after COVID right like right

56:25

when things like it was like it

56:27

was like 2021 I

56:29

remember, I remember doing those episodes

56:31

and being like, again, kind of

56:33

like the bioluminescent thing. I was

56:35

like, this is amazing. Like this

56:37

is like really cool. And

56:40

I remember being like, it

56:42

feels so weird to think about the

56:44

fact that I will be nostalgic for

56:46

this period of human history, like post

56:48

COVID or in COVID, whatever. And inevitably

56:50

I do feel that way. Like I'll

56:52

see those videos and I'll remember like

56:54

driving over to the house. the other

56:56

one ends. The Flea episode, like doing

56:58

it in the Grove parking lot. Did

57:01

we ever tell them that's where we

57:03

were, that we were in the parking

57:05

lot at the Grove? I don't think so. I think

57:07

people knew we were like staying at a hotel,

57:09

but we didn't want to do it in the hotel

57:11

because like, I don't know,

57:13

it just felt random. I was like, I don't to

57:15

be in group. It was like concrete. Yeah, it was

57:17

like a concrete ass like building. But

57:19

yeah, no, it is insane. But

57:22

yeah, we've come a long way

57:24

and we've got a long way to

57:26

go y 'all we got a long

57:28

way to go Yeah, we got

57:30

to get to episode 1000 for body

57:32

count I can't say like body

57:35

count reveal for real is a No,

57:37

it's not bleep that Did we

57:39

say that huh did we say our

57:41

body count and like no no

57:43

now I'm saying episode 1000 We run

57:45

that body count reveal. Oh hell

57:47

no. Like what? Why did you -

57:49

Drugs will be much larger. Yeah, it'll

57:51

be in - Drugs will will have

57:53

somehow gone down. I don't know

57:55

about that. You prayed them away. Yeah.

57:57

If I pray enough for the

57:59

next 900 episodes. I saw a clip

58:01

of like someone talking about like

58:03

I forget who the fuck it was

58:05

but it was cracking me up

58:07

because it was such a relatable experience

58:09

like growing up in the church

58:11

and growing up hyper religious like being

58:14

in a car and like thinking

58:16

about like God just like smiting you

58:18

and poking the car with like

58:20

his finger and exploding like I thought

58:22

about like me being killed by

58:24

God all the time like him holding

58:26

me underwater in pool because I

58:28

sinned like I would like be in

58:30

bed like praying that he didn't

58:32

kill me. What?

58:35

That's how that ends? Oh

58:37

my god Drew that's

58:39

so awful. I was so

58:41

scared of God. I was literally a

58:43

God fearing individual. Now I love God. God

58:45

is everywhere. God is good. God isn't

58:47

the God you think I believe in. God

58:50

is good. Wow. I mean, yeah,

58:52

that's a lot. I don't think I had that. I

58:54

was just kind of annoyed with having to go

58:56

to like Jehovah's Witnesses thing. No, literally God is good.

58:58

Were you religious when you were younger? No,

59:00

but my dad faked it because our

59:02

extended family is really Jehovah's Witness and

59:04

Catholic. So we would like go to

59:06

like Event things and he would act

59:09

like he took us to church near

59:11

our neighborhood because a lot of our

59:13

family either didn't live in Miami or

59:15

They lived far enough away. That was

59:17

a god's too far for us to

59:19

take all the kids there So my

59:21

dad just lied but I was not

59:23

religious like were you going to I?

59:26

Went to synagogue growing up and I

59:28

did Sunday school and I learned Hebrew

59:30

Sunday school. I was never religious. I

59:32

was always like No, that doesn't make

59:34

sense that There's God that doesn't make

59:36

sense. Yeah, I think when I was

59:38

like 11 or 12 is when I

59:41

was like my brain like finally started

59:43

working and I was like all of

59:45

this is bullshit. I like I Went

59:47

through a phase where was like I

59:49

don't believe in any God, but now

59:51

I do believe. Oh, I'm so So

59:53

whatever right like I'm so spiritual. We

59:55

were just talking about this. Yeah, it's

59:58

it is honestly a shame that I

1:00:01

guess a lot of people's introductions to

1:00:03

some sort of omnipresent creator is that it's

1:00:05

going to punish you. Yeah, it's going

1:00:07

to kill you, punish you and like to

1:00:09

hate everyone and everything. But I do

1:00:11

think that humans are basically just bugs. Like

1:00:13

we're not that different from bugs and

1:00:15

we need we need to feel like there's

1:00:18

something we need to actually believe that.

1:00:20

Faith drives people. That's why people

1:00:22

need go to more basketball games. More

1:00:24

basketball games. Like for real, go to

1:00:26

more basketball games and concerts and festivals.

1:00:28

Go like connect with people all cheering

1:00:30

for the same thing. Or go

1:00:32

to like your fucking homie's house. I

1:00:35

don't FaceTime them like if you can

1:00:37

like go to their crib so that

1:00:39

you're not just like on the phone.

1:00:41

I was having that thought at Coachella.

1:00:43

There's like so many people and

1:00:45

it's. Pretty intense, and I understand why

1:00:47

people don't enjoy it. Everyone's

1:00:49

so happy. Yeah, well, there's just

1:00:51

a level of like, oh,

1:00:53

we are very clearly trying to

1:00:55

implant a sense of community. And

1:00:58

like, that is so much of the reason why.

1:01:00

Even when you go to shows, it's like, nobody,

1:01:02

you don't have to be as close to the

1:01:04

stage as possible. I was thinking about that, watching

1:01:06

Claro. Like, everybody just naturally gets

1:01:08

as close to each other and the

1:01:10

stage as possible. And I'm like,

1:01:12

it's cute. I think, yeah, a

1:01:14

sense of community is a lot more

1:01:16

important. I don't know. It's been

1:01:18

a thematic thing in my brain over

1:01:20

the last probably six months of

1:01:22

just like, oh, we are striving for

1:01:24

community in whatever way we can.

1:01:26

Yeah. And these damn phones is these

1:01:28

damn phones. Yeah. They took our

1:01:31

communities away. We need to go back

1:01:33

to them. Yeah. Those damn phones.

1:01:35

I'm not going back, actually. And

1:01:38

he's actually anti -community. Yeah, I'm like low

1:01:40

-key like so boring. It's like we need

1:01:42

to like separate as far as possible

1:01:44

from no that is literally all I do

1:01:46

I'm actually like I'm a yesaholic to

1:01:48

hanging out with like it's actually a problem.

1:01:50

It's I almost say yes too much

1:01:52

No, you do say yes too much because

1:01:54

it's literally like you have like three

1:01:57

things going on and like at the same

1:01:59

time and you have to like choose

1:02:01

Which one like you say yes to I

1:02:03

make myself there for everything. I will

1:02:05

say I want the substance I

1:02:08

already got it and I turned into Ian

1:02:10

the Rapper. I

1:02:13

will say, I feel like you guys have

1:02:15

done a very good job at like a

1:02:17

community of people. And I think

1:02:19

especially in LA people, it's really hard

1:02:21

to have relationships that last a long time.

1:02:23

I mean unless you're fucking doing it

1:02:25

because we're not fucking crazy. Yeah, that's the

1:02:27

thing and we're also not like Incessual

1:02:29

inside our friend group. That's like a big

1:02:31

problem I realize is like everybody just

1:02:33

like has sex with their friends and I'm

1:02:35

like girl That's obviously gonna like end

1:02:37

very poorly so like if you want a

1:02:39

long -lasting friend group just literally don't have

1:02:41

sex with them challenge I think it's

1:02:43

also impressive to do you guys work with

1:02:45

so many of your friends and that's

1:02:47

a really hard thing to navigate.

1:02:49

It is like inevitably going to be hard. And

1:02:52

I feel like, I mean, with me, I feel like you

1:02:54

guys have done it really well. And I know like you obviously

1:02:56

make videos with Josh and Josiah and stuff. And

1:02:58

other people just about like friendship comes first.

1:03:00

Yeah, also just like say what you want.

1:03:02

I'm like such a proponent. And I know

1:03:04

that's hard. But I think it's something I've

1:03:06

had to learn. And of course, there are

1:03:08

times when you should bite your tongue. But

1:03:11

I think it's like trust and knowing

1:03:13

that like I can hear something that

1:03:15

I might not like but I'm gonna

1:03:17

have to just like hear it and

1:03:19

sit with it and know that maybe

1:03:22

there's a chance I'm gonna cause this

1:03:24

person pain because any relationship you're taking

1:03:26

about that you're gonna cause this person

1:03:28

pain but the like benefits of that

1:03:30

is hopefully the pain isn't something crazy

1:03:32

everybody has their boundaries of like what

1:03:34

that pain necessarily is pain doesn't have

1:03:36

to be like some torture driven thing

1:03:39

but just like the pain of like

1:03:41

feeling uncomfortable or insecure or like having

1:03:43

a question that you're like anxious about

1:03:45

asking but I think most people Life

1:03:47

is suffering. Yeah if you just like

1:03:49

push through it though even if like

1:03:51

you get a bad reaction at first

1:03:53

or I don't know I feel like

1:03:56

it really is there you have to

1:03:58

just be able to be uncomfortable with

1:04:00

somebody you're gonna work with or having

1:04:02

your life for a long time because

1:04:04

like Ro shit is weird

1:04:06

and not everything needs to be a goddamn

1:04:08

conversation I'm sorry. I don't know where that

1:04:10

got fucking twisted But like the reason my

1:04:12

friendships have lasted is because all of my

1:04:15

friends do shit that pissed me the fuck

1:04:17

off But like girl it is not that

1:04:19

deep I'd rather have this person in my

1:04:21

life and like maybe I just found like

1:04:23

literally the most perfect matches ever because like

1:04:25

they do the same thing to me obviously

1:04:27

there are some things that I have to

1:04:29

vocalize where I'm like girl that was annoying

1:04:31

but like I'm so brain -dead when it

1:04:34

comes to like the relationships that I surround

1:04:36

myself with and I'm just like, it

1:04:38

feels good to be around this person. Like, I

1:04:41

don't care if hurt Well, because also,

1:04:43

I think we all get lucky that for

1:04:45

the most part, the things that we're talking

1:04:47

about crazy bitches in our life. Yeah, like,

1:04:49

we're like, the things that annoy us or

1:04:51

piss us off about each other is like,

1:04:53

not that deep. Like, it's literally the

1:04:55

dishes. Yeah, it's like a

1:04:57

dishes thing or like, showing up on

1:04:59

time or not on time or like,

1:05:01

shit like that, that I'm just like...

1:05:03

I feel like there's so much more

1:05:06

benefit you get from having people in

1:05:08

your life, and it's really easy to

1:05:10

harp on, especially as anxious

1:05:12

people. It's like really easy to just

1:05:14

be like, oh my God, because of this,

1:05:16

that's gonna turn to this, it's gonna

1:05:18

turn to this, and it's just like chill,

1:05:20

chill, chill, everyone chill, just like. Bro,

1:05:22

if everyone took a Xanax, 100

1:05:25

of them, over

1:05:27

100 days, we would all be addicted to

1:05:29

Xanax. And then we would all go

1:05:31

through... What are you talking about? Wait,

1:05:33

let me finish. We'll all go through

1:05:35

Xanax withdrawal together, which is the worst.

1:05:37

I've been through it. Oh, I see

1:05:40

where you're from. And we will all

1:05:42

have a shared common experience. We went

1:05:44

through hell together. We'd all be trauma

1:05:46

bonded. Okay, I

1:05:48

know. Yeah. Also, if

1:05:50

your relationship is failing with your significant

1:05:52

other, get a hotel room and do

1:05:54

Molly together. Smart. That'll

1:05:56

fix it for sure. That's what we've done. Josh told

1:05:58

me a comedian said that. I don't know what I

1:06:01

don't know who said it, but it actually was. I

1:06:03

was like, wait, that actually might work. But we're going

1:06:05

to say hi. Sorry. Oh. I

1:06:07

guess it kind of goes back to

1:06:09

one of those questions about seeing myself

1:06:11

as a result of the podcast, whatever.

1:06:14

Just I think doing a creative

1:06:16

thing and pushing through the

1:06:19

inevitable like challenges of whatever you're

1:06:21

doing is so rewarding. And

1:06:23

I do think it's very fucking

1:06:25

rare now. I think like. Like

1:06:28

dating apps is like an allegory

1:06:30

for just relationships in general of

1:06:32

just being like, oh, it's incredibly

1:06:34

easy to move on from something

1:06:36

now, like versus to fight for

1:06:38

that shit. Exactly. And I think.

1:06:41

Yeah, it's been really nice

1:06:43

to go through an entire

1:06:46

creative process with people over

1:06:48

years and, you know, enjoy

1:06:50

all the good parts, enjoy

1:06:52

all the challenges. And

1:06:55

I don't know, I think. Yeah,

1:06:57

it's been it's been really nice

1:06:59

to be like, oh, this is

1:07:01

actually something I'm capable of doing

1:07:03

which it's really fucking hard And

1:07:05

we're all in a polyamorous relationship,

1:07:08

which obviously can complicate things but

1:07:10

no it's difficult It gets difficult,

1:07:12

but like we enjoy those challenges

1:07:14

We enjoy the challenges like I

1:07:16

like sitting in a chair and

1:07:18

watching Inya and Kai bone like

1:07:20

I love that Inya likes boning

1:07:23

Kai And I like putting the

1:07:25

tarp down for y 'all Ew,

1:07:27

the tarp is crazy. Because

1:07:30

I'm imagining the ones you can get at

1:07:32

like the blue ones you get at Home

1:07:34

Depot. The industrial strength

1:07:36

ones. To gag a clocking

1:07:38

bird. What

1:07:40

about this lady

1:07:42

gag? Gaggy

1:07:45

on a grande. No,

1:07:47

we're not going to cut it. You're

1:07:50

not cutting that. Drew sigh up,

1:07:52

Drew sigh up, Drew sigh up, Drew

1:07:54

sigh up. Here I am thinking I'm

1:07:56

getting thick. My panties were on backwards. She

1:08:00

talking about that birth control made

1:08:02

her big. Bitch, I saw you eat

1:08:04

those 24 wings. I

1:08:08

fuck with all types of

1:08:10

music. They call me polyjamerous. That

1:08:13

is me as fuck. I'm putting that

1:08:15

in my bio. Polyjamerous. That

1:08:17

is me as fuck. Don't put

1:08:19

that in your bio. That

1:08:21

sleep hit different when you wash your

1:08:23

ass first. That's why some of

1:08:26

y 'all can't sleep at night Kai

1:08:28

gets ready in five minutes. I know

1:08:30

something stinks I've smelled you stink

1:08:32

before I asked you last night and

1:08:34

you said you didn't No, but

1:08:36

like I mean in the general sense,

1:08:38

like we live together and we

1:08:41

like we lay together. We break bread,

1:08:43

we make love. Like we smell

1:08:45

each other's morning. Yeah, like you. Yeah,

1:08:47

literally, like we lay with each

1:08:49

other. Your morning breath this morning was

1:08:51

kicking. I could not sleep through

1:08:54

it. And you're still sleeping in

1:08:56

the same bed, by the way. Why? Why don't

1:08:58

you just be adults and sleep alone like me? Oh

1:09:01

my God, you're so jealous. shit. can come sleep over,

1:09:03

but Drew's going Yeah, do you want to sleep in

1:09:05

my big bed tonight, Kai? I'm

1:09:07

for real. I sleep in the middle and

1:09:09

you would sleep on side. Yeah, we've been inviting

1:09:11

really we have like rains up next like

1:09:14

Yeah, I would love to do that. I need

1:09:16

to clarify like none of us do actually

1:09:18

we genuinely none of us do some freaky shit

1:09:20

because I don't need anybody like hearing this

1:09:22

Really crazy thinking we're the new like no We

1:09:24

actually are just like none of us were

1:09:26

allowed to hang out with friends and we didn't

1:09:28

have a lot of friends And we have

1:09:30

a lot of childhood sadness blah blah blah blah

1:09:32

blah those nipple rings do nothing, but make

1:09:35

the titty taste like a quarter Ladies

1:09:38

imagine getting your

1:09:40

vagina licked then

1:09:42

boom his teeth

1:09:44

falls out It

1:09:47

was from Amelia

1:09:49

she cucked Then boom

1:09:51

then boom his

1:09:53

teeth This tweet

1:09:55

is crazy from its

1:09:58

underscored teedoo. I

1:10:00

lose all respect

1:10:02

for a t -shirt

1:10:04

once I slept

1:10:06

in it Oh,

1:10:09

that's it. That's it. I get that. No,

1:10:11

like if I sleep in a t -shirt,

1:10:13

I will literally never wear it out again. Yeah.

1:10:16

Well, see, okay. Well, that was your

1:10:18

style. What do you got from media, babe?

1:10:20

Not me because sometimes I just knock

1:10:22

out. Like I just will like

1:10:24

go to sit down and I'll knock out

1:10:27

in like full clothing. I lowkey

1:10:29

fuck with sleeping in jeans. AG

1:10:31

Cook, Stargon. You

1:10:33

know that one? Right.

1:10:35

Play the first couple of seconds. Yeah.

1:10:40

I heard that in the heaven store one

1:10:42

time and I was like, this is like

1:10:44

the worst vibe to ever curate. It was

1:10:46

like being in the climax movie. Yeah. Sangria.

1:10:49

Love that song. You're

1:10:51

so annoying. I'm still

1:10:53

listening to the Cameron

1:10:55

Winter album. It's cool. I've

1:10:58

never heard a person sing like that

1:11:00

before. Karma Police by Radiohead halfway through where

1:11:02

he says, I lost myself. What

1:11:05

did he say? Holy...

1:11:10

Friday's in Perculator

1:11:12

by Cashmere. Glue

1:11:14

by Sep. And...

1:11:18

You've been DIGMATIZED too late. Okay,

1:11:20

that is that. From Climax, DIGMATIZED.

1:11:23

Okay, mine is honestly, when I

1:11:25

really think about it, I've been

1:11:27

listening to kind of the same things

1:11:29

over and over again. me.

1:11:31

That's literally every single week.

1:11:33

I know. FUNK me. Marvin Gaye.

1:11:35

In and out of shadows,

1:11:38

Dionne, Summer is coming, Labi Sifre,

1:11:40

Scandalist, Prince. I

1:11:42

can't go for that. Daryl

1:11:44

Hall and John Oates. And

1:11:47

locked on to Oliver still, and

1:11:49

if you want me, say it,

1:11:51

Love Unlimited. Do we count your

1:11:54

mama's stinky vagina as media? Because

1:11:56

I've been tearing that shit up,

1:11:58

like both of y 'all's mamas. Well,

1:12:01

you guys so much for tuning

1:12:03

in to this episode of Emergency Thank

1:12:05

you Kai, tuning in Of course.

1:12:07

I've had the biggest urge to smack

1:12:09

the fuck out of your leg

1:12:12

really. Yeah. that's so strange. I don't

1:12:14

get that I just to make

1:12:16

people around me feel good all the

1:12:18

time. Ew. would make me feel

1:12:20

would make me good, actually. It

1:12:22

would me really happy. I feel like

1:12:24

I'm getting manipulated, but do you said you care

1:12:26

about making people happy? That's

1:12:28

true. Okay. Yeah, you can

1:12:30

hit me as hard as

1:12:32

you fucking want fucking Fucking

1:12:34

hit me Visual media for

1:12:36

me. It's porn Famously Kai

1:12:38

loves porn. I'm obsessed with

1:12:40

porn visual media me is

1:12:43

Carmen Winston Hi, my name

1:12:45

is Carmen Winston. I'm 17

1:12:47

years old. All right. Bye Oh