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Patch
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4.
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The
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Lost
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Noah
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tapes.
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While I've already started on batch 5, I
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am nowhere near ready to release anything.
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Namely because I don't have all the
1:35
answers I'm looking for yet. Hoping for.
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There's something I'm missing and while
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I'm struggling to find a word for
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it, it feels like I'm the only
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one who doesn't get an inside joke.
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Not the isolated feeling or the feeling
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of shame, but the feeling that there
1:50
is information out there that other people
1:52
know and I can't seem to access.
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Answers to these big questions. Every
1:56
message I get from Noah or Sarah
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opens this world up a little bit
2:01
more. proving how vast and expansive our
2:03
world really is while somehow simultaneously making
2:05
it feel small and claustrophobic. I know
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what you're thinking to know. That's not
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the like. I've left him behind and
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you'll hear all about it next batch,
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but for now I am a man
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on a mission. I finally know where
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I'm going instead of running blind. I
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had some time on my hands
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while on the move, so I
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decided to touch base with some
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of my fellow internets loose than
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friends of the show, and to
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my surprise they had digitized two
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more episodes of Noah's Internet Radio
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Show from the early 2000s, the
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arc. Now, these were just sent
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to me, and I didn't necessarily
2:44
choose which episodes were digitized, so
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I had to circle back after
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the fact and kind of built
2:50
context to the show. This first
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episode is about lights in the
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sky in the southern United States,
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and while the obvious connection should
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be aliens. For me, it's mistrust.
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It's not the events themselves, but
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how the government handles them. Begin
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to question if it's the actual
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government or the collective or remnants
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of the fear beans. All we
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know is that we're being lied
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to. So, here it is. A
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blast from the past. Noah in
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another episode of The Ark. Once
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again, sorry everyone who keeps asking,
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but I still cannot tell you
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my name. But you know me.
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I'm the guy trying to solve
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the world's greatest unsolved mysteries. The
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guy who isn't afraid to dive
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headfirst into the weird and unusual.
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Where myth meets lore and it's
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conspiracies. Welcome to my show. The
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Arc. This is your one-stop shop
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internet radio show covering all things
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conspiracy and mystery and out of
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this world. This one's
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so fresh it's still warm. We're
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talking about 1997's Phoenix Lights. The
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Phoenix Lights, or Lights Over Phoenix,
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was a widely reported incident of
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unidentity. identified lights over the skies
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of Phoenix Arizona on March 13th
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1997. Given the amount of witnesses,
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author Robert Schaefer described it as
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perhaps the most widely witnessed UFO
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event in history. Was it alien
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aircraft? Unknown military technology? Weather balloons?
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An optical illusion? Or just mass
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hysteria? Let's dive into the theories.
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First, we should mention that mysterious
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accounts of lights in the sky
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had been reported months before March
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1997 in Phoenix, including by Dr.
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Lynn Kitai, a witness to the
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lights and author of Phoenix Lights,
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a skeptics discovery that we are
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not alone. Not only that, but
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the lights were seen all over
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Arizona and parts of Nevada, so
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it wasn't entirely about Phoenix, albeit
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that's where most of the reports
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came from. So what are we
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thinking? Kind of hard to call
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this a one-off when there are
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eyewitness accounts in multiple locations over
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multiple dates. These events all connected?
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Could the visits prior to March
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13th have been some scouting missions
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of some kind? For me, they're
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absolutely connected, but I wouldn't dare
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to hazard a guess as to
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their intent. Friends stopped for a
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while when they've made a long
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trek to you, and the fact
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that these lights just passed us
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by is unnerving. Unsettling even. On
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the evening of March 13th, lights
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were actually first reported at 755
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Mountain time in Henderson, Nevada, nearly
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300 miles away. Could this have
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been their first stop? Why Nevada?
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Why Henderson, for that matter? The
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lights were also reported after Phoenix
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being spotted in Mexico. So, were
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those different lights, or are we
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talking about an incredibly fast aircraft
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moving south in a hurry? Also.
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I looked into Henderson to see
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if anything there would have been
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worth the trip across the galaxy
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and was surprised to find that
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maybe there was. Sure, Henderson produced
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about a quarter of the magnesium
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the military used in world. World
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War II, but that doesn't feel
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special enough 50 years later. What
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does feel special is that Pepcon,
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a chemical factory, operated out of
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Henderson, and they happen to be
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one of the few facilities nationwide
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that was producing a key ingredient
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in rocket fuel. Throw a dart
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at the US and you won't
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hit a city with his relevant
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factory. This was intentional. Could they
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have been stopping the fuel up?
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Well, no. Factory burnt down in
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88. Pretty tragic, actually. But maybe
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the relevant ingredients are still there,
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buried somewhere. Zipping along at 8.15
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p.m., a police officer in Palden,
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Arizona reports seeing reddish-orange lights disappearing
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over the southern horizon. Shortly after
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that, lights are seen over Prescott
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Valley, Arizona. This thing, whatever it
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is, is moving fast. But then...
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It was reported that the object,
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which initially seemed to be five
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separate lights before it was said
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to be an upside-down V with
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five lights on it, was moving
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so slowly and silently it appeared
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to hover. It headed in the
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direction of the mountains and towards
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Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. Does
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slowing down mean they reached their
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destination? Like, when you slow down
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in your car so you can
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read the house numbers, were they
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looking for something? And before we
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dismiss the eyewitness accounts is just...
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Yeah, who's in the desert seeing
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things? They were also witnessed by
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someone we all know. Actor Kurt
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Russell, star of movies like Big
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Trouble in Little China, Escape from
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LA, and The Thing, and who
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happens to be an amateur pilot,
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actually reported the lights to air
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traffic control. Okay, so then, between
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830 and 845, North of Phoenix
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in Glendale, more people reported seeing
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the object before finally at 10
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p.m, a huge number of people
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in Phoenix, including many with cameras
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out, recording video and photo, witnessed
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the famous Phoenix lights. It covered
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an incredible distance between 755 and
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845. But what did it do
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for the 75 minutes until they
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were spotted again at 10? Strangely,
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the event didn't reach a national
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audience for months until USA Today
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published a front page story with
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the headline, Sky's, Phone Lines, Light
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Up Arizona, on June 18th, 1997.
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And while it sparked attention, it
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was also quickly buried and dismissed
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for a number of more rational
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explanations. So what was it? Can
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we say for sure it was
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alien or extraterrestrial? No. Sure was
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strange. Paypal lets you pay Megan
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More power to you. So
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let's get the least fun explanation
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out of the way first. It
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was just planes. Another quote from
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Schaefer as he claims the Phoenix
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Lights consists of two unrelated incidents,
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although both were the result of
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activities of the same organization. Operation
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Snowbird, a pilot training program operated
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in the winter by the Air
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National Guard out of Davis-Monthen Air
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Force Base in Tucson, Arizona. They
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claim it was caused by five
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A-10 jets, which... Seems fishy to
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me? All of these people watching
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and not one of them realized
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it was just planes? Yeah, I
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don't know about that. What about
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the low flying without sound? What
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about the hovering? This feels so
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standard government cover-up that it's almost
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boring. Next? Another explanation that it
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was just a bunch of flares
11:50
being dropped. Again, doesn't make sense.
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Some of the footage shows the
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lights hovering. Some show the lights
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moving across the sky a dropped
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off doesn't control its descent. These
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are qualities of a maneuver which
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implies either sentient or automated intelligence.
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Also, what flare lasts two hours
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while traveling 300 miles across the
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night sky? It's irrational and the
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explanation of someone afraid of the
12:16
alternative. Arizona Governor Fife Simington III.
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That is real name? That is
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insane. held a press conference where
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he mocked the event and brought
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out someone dressed in an alien
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costume. Pageantry to humiliate those of
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us open to the possibility of
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extraterrestrial life. What's worse, years later,
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the governor actually admitted that he
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experienced a close encounter himself, but
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didn't want to panic anyone, so
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he never spoke of it publicly.
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With that context, it's easy to
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see how the joke press conference
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was used to mask his fear
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for something that was very, very
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real to him. I
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think it's in our human instinct
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to search for an answer that
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doesn't make us feel less than
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or small. And digesting that there
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are bigger kids on the playground
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that can come and go from
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our planet at will, it's much
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more difficult. Fear makes us do
13:14
all sorts of out-of-character things, even
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ignoring the truth. So what do
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you think? You mean encounter? Just
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a military exercise? What were the
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Phoenix lights? Let me know. But
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before I go, I should give
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a little more context about lights
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in the night sky. If the
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Phoenix Lights were truly a one-off,
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I could completely understand explaining it
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away as dropped flares or jets
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on night maneuvers, but it isn't.
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It's not even one of a
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handful. It's one of literally hundreds
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of encounters with lights in the
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sky. There are very few states
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without their own sightings, and Northern
13:51
Canada is basically a night bright
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if only half the reports are
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true. These aren't isolated incidents. They're
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not limited to North America. The
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world is... these lights, these visitors,
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and the time is coming when
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enough of us are asking the
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same question, we might actually get
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an answer. Thanks for joining me
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again this week on The Arc.
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As always, keep both your mind
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and eyes open. Good night. Following
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Noah's advice, I started looking into
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these lights in the sky a
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little further than I have in
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the past. Sure Avid listeners will
14:24
remember my interviews with journalist Daniel
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Otis and euophologist Krispertowski, where we
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of course talk about UFOs. But
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back then, aliens felt like a
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far-off problem, and to be honest,
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I'm not sure I digested their
14:37
words properly. Aliens in government mistrust
14:39
feel like the root of this
14:41
story somehow, and I think it's
14:43
important we continue to ask questions.
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Take these drones in the skies
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in the skies of New Jersey.
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Dozens of witnesses and what answers
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do we get from the government?
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Well, some are drones and some
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are manned vehicles being confused for
14:57
drones, but don't worry about it.
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We don't believe they pose a
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threat. They might as well have
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said none of your damn business.
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