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just it wasn't what I was expecting

0:51

so I was kind of like Torn

0:53

between I liked it, and I didn't like it, but

0:55

for different reasons I'm talking about

0:57

the remake of the car. Bill Skarsgard

0:59

is the only But Bill Skarsgard was

1:01

good, yeah. Have you guys seen uh,

1:04

oh my god boy boy fights

1:06

world or boy kills world?

1:08

No. It's Bill

1:10

Skarsgard. Yeah, basically in

1:13

like Just

1:15

a pure vengeance movie like he's this

1:17

kid that doesn't speak was raised by

1:19

like a martial artist in the woods

1:21

and fights like the corporate eight holes

1:23

that killed his mom during the The

1:25

great uprising and stuff it came out

1:27

like on my birthday like April but

1:30

but of course it wasn't played anywhere

1:32

here in Utah because Whatever But

1:34

but I think it's on

1:36

peacock now if you guys have peacock,

1:38

but but yeah, it's it's just I

1:40

think we have access to peacock Yeah,

1:43

we don't have like a preview of subscription or

1:45

whatever. We do have access to We do have access,

1:47

if that makes sense. Like if I needed to

1:49

go to Peacock, I could. Oh yeah? Yeah. But

1:51

we've been watching 2024

1:54

movies to, you know,

1:57

get our best and worst list or whatever.

1:59

We just watched Madam Web right after watching

2:01

this. Oh, yeah. It is the

2:03

stupidest fucking movie I've seen in

2:05

a long time. I really haven't

2:07

seen that one either. Don't recommend it.

2:09

I don't. Madam Web was like

2:11

the... Lady Spider -Man. Lady Spider

2:14

-Man movie. Yeah. Yeah, because it was one

2:16

of the villains, so it's a Sony thing. I

2:18

think Mademoeb, I started to watch a little bit

2:20

of it and then didn't... Wait a minute, did

2:23

I watch it? Did you hear them watch the

2:25

Nicholas Cage movie next? Yes. Is

2:28

that where he can like, he's got

2:30

like 15 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. It's basically

2:32

that with spider, with spider ladies. I

2:34

think I've actually seen it. There's three

2:37

of them, right? Yeah, and it keeps

2:39

even like the DVD skipping. Yeah.

2:42

So like, I only watched

2:44

a portion of that because

2:47

I was like, but the

2:49

other night we tried watching a show and I

2:51

was really tired. And

2:53

I and I love Jack Black,

2:55

but it was like Dear

2:57

Santa and we were in like

2:59

about 45 minutes. I

3:01

was like I'm

3:03

fall asleep turn off. Yeah That

3:07

was the in Creed 3 Yeah.

3:10

I have not watched any of this.

3:12

No, Creed 2, because you even

3:14

tried for Creed 3. Steve loved Creed,

3:16

and I did not love Creed. And then Creed

3:18

2, I got like five minutes in, and I

3:20

literally rolled over and was like, enjoying it. Meanwhile,

3:22

Steve's bawling at the end because

3:25

of dad stories with Drago and shit.

3:27

And I'm not trying to tell

3:29

you, is he about it? She's just

3:31

like, yeah, I'm not interested. And

3:33

I'm like, you sold this woman, how could you? Daddy

3:36

stuff doesn't bother me, because my dad was

3:38

an asshole. Grandma stuff gets

3:40

me every time I cry so hard I

3:42

don't want it. Ivan Draga, I

3:44

will break you. Grandma stuff.

3:47

You know, everybody gets the things, the trigger,

3:49

then the thing. Yeah, yes. Everything,

3:52

think everything, be everything, everything, everything, going everything,

3:54

everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, movies.

3:57

everything, Help me, everything, guys! everything, to be

3:59

one everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything,

4:01

everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything,

4:03

everything, everything, everything I

4:09

was coming through Texas on my

4:11

way to Mexico I some time

4:13

to hide out. I should have

4:15

known better didn't take too long

4:18

before it started It's

4:22

not a good idea to be looking at Mr.

4:24

Doyle's girl that way. I seem to remember a guy

4:26

once told me this is a free country. He

4:36

got Strozzi and the Italians on one side, and

4:38

Doyle and his Irish boys on the other. Maybe I

4:40

could make some money. Well, you came

4:42

to the right place, sir, because everybody here

4:45

is making a lot of money. His name's Smith.

4:47

At least that's what he says. Would you

4:49

get that car of yours fixed yet? was

4:51

hoping maybe you could help me pay the damages. I

4:53

guess maybe you'll have to kill me. It'll

4:55

hurt if I do. How

4:59

would you like to kill Strozzi? I figure

5:02

you for the kind of guy who goes

5:04

to the highest bidder. $1 ,000, Mr. Doyle.

5:06

Nobody's worth that much. Shot

5:08

some of our guys. Yes, I did. Once

5:11

it deserved it. It's

5:14

a toy of thought. You want to aim out of the

5:16

hill? Somehow I

5:18

had the feeling the walls were moving in on me. Now

5:21

you've been going back and forth playing both sides.

5:23

Make yourself a lot of money out of all

5:25

this. One little second you think you're gonna get

5:27

away free and clear. You

5:30

end up paying the price. Yep.

5:33

No exceptions. Everybody pays. Hickey,

5:36

he's coming directly for you. Don't be coming

5:38

to me for help. Hickey, I'm about to

5:40

tell you I quit. You don't quit me.

5:42

Nobody quits me. What's he thinking about me

5:44

when you're dying? I'll be in

5:46

hell waiting for you. Yeah!

6:03

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Steve. And I

6:05

miss you. And this is Everything

6:07

A Link From Movies. And tonight. Oh,

6:09

tonight. Ah, we

6:11

are capping off, walking

6:14

in a winter wonderland.

6:16

It's the most wonderful

6:18

time of the year.

6:20

With 1996's Last Man

6:22

Standing. Steve, why

6:25

are you doing your, I don't

6:27

know, Colombo voice. Why are you? not

6:30

even Colombo. It's the announcer for Colombo.

6:32

On the announcer. On the next Colombo.

6:34

That's correct. Followed

6:37

by 21 Jump Street. Sir, we've been watching

6:39

a lot of Colombo lately. Have you? We're working

6:41

our way through. Oh, next week on Colombo.

6:43

But Steve, it sounds like we're not alone.

6:46

and the Fat Man. That's right, we're not alone.

6:49

Well, hold on. Steve, why are you doing

6:51

that voice? Because he wants to. Oh,

6:53

because I've been a little ill the past couple

6:55

of days, you know, the meds and coughing and

6:57

stuff. Sounded

6:59

a little there. could really drop into my very

7:01

white voice, but y 'all don't want that. No,

7:04

you really don't. I

7:06

can't get really close to the mic. Nobody

7:08

can hear you. Your voice doesn't carry. And

7:10

then not a dry panty in the water.

7:15

But that's right. We have with us Janet

7:17

and Brandon. Welcome. Hello. Anything

7:21

you guys want to plug right up at the

7:23

beginning? Perhaps some, I don't know, nail

7:25

service you do? Something like that? Oh,

7:28

I don't even know. You can follow

7:30

me on Instagram. gypsy

7:33

.nail .girl. I'm

7:35

a professional nail artist. I do a

7:37

lot of character nail art. Yeah.

7:41

She does hand -painted nails. Brendan also does

7:43

his nails. Even if you don't, get

7:45

your nails did. Check it out. Look

7:47

at the pictures and stuff she posts.

7:49

Amazing stuff, guys. Amazing artwork. Thank you.

7:51

She might just convert you. And

7:53

I trim my own nails. Thank you very much. And

7:56

does his own painting. That's

8:00

true. Feel like those paintings on a grain of

8:02

rice kind of thing? Yes. No, nothing like

8:04

that at all actually. I just tripped my

8:06

own nose. That's about it. So

8:08

was this everybody's first time watching

8:10

The Last Man Standing? No. No.

8:12

Yeah. I think I watched it

8:14

back in 1996. Yeah, I think

8:16

I did too, but it's been

8:18

so long. I forgot. That's just

8:20

because like I love like Bruce

8:22

Willis and you know, he's just

8:24

a really good action star. You

8:27

know? Yeah. This is before he

8:29

completely crawled up inside his own butt. Yeah.

8:33

Yeah, and I watch this a

8:35

bunch in like the late 90s,

8:37

but yeah, it had been a

8:39

while. I guess we watched it

8:41

like a year or two ago.

8:44

Yeah, but yeah, it had been

8:46

a while since I... You know

8:48

remember just how awesome it's for

8:50

walking is in this movie or

8:52

his five minutes of screen time

8:54

And I forget how big of

8:57

a guy he is yeah, he's

8:59

a tall actor. We have to

9:01

remember everybody else is like five

9:03

to this is true too. Yeah,

9:05

but I'm like five three So

9:07

before we get too deep into

9:10

it Oh man, you guys are kind of

9:12

bringing some beer. I'm a little thirsty. Maybe

9:14

I'll work on this room. Let's

9:16

find out. From B. Wilder Brewing,

9:18

or B. Wilder. B. Wilder?

9:20

I think it's B. Wilder, right? It's B.

9:22

Wilder. It's B. Wilder, I think, yeah. We

9:24

have their Big Crispy. It's

9:26

a West Coast style Pilsner dude,

9:28

according to the Fox cover

9:31

here, with the Green Yeti thing

9:33

redding it, or Hop Yeti,

9:35

redding a snowboard with a bug

9:37

beer in his hand. I

9:39

like it. Uh, 6 % alcohol

9:41

by volume, yeah. Woo!

9:45

Ooh, Citra and Eureka hops. All right,

9:47

sorry, real quick. Christopher Walken, according

9:49

to the internet, is six feet tall.

9:52

Okay. He's also

9:54

been married to his

9:56

wife since 1969. That's

9:58

sweet. Wow, he's been married

10:00

for a while. It's crazy. 55

10:03

years, good for him. Yeah, good

10:05

for that. apparently Christopher Walken

10:07

and Al Pacino are best

10:09

friends since they were struggling artists

10:11

way back in the 60s.

10:13

Al Pacino. Wow. Did anybody

10:15

give me a cappuccino? So

10:17

I picture those guys hanging out, getting

10:19

breakfast every once in a while. Like

10:22

every way full stretcher. Oh, know

10:24

what? I guarantee you they go

10:26

like to the same breakfast place

10:28

like every Tuesday. Yeah have for

10:30

like Any time a waiter comes

10:32

up and tries to do an

10:34

impression of one of them. They're

10:36

like fire that fucker Well your

10:38

coffee's shit. So, you know So

10:40

how do you know it's not

10:42

bad though? How do you guys

10:44

like the oddler? Wow Spice mouth

10:46

on fire. It's crazy HOOA!

10:51

HOOA! Ah, my top! Distribute,

10:54

we got our less close friends there. up?

10:58

Distribute by Christopher Walker, fun fact. Yeah,

11:00

good. Yeah, good hoppy.

11:02

Mmm, yeah, it's almost got a

11:04

grapefruit aroma too. Yeah, it's got some

11:06

interesting... Oh, yeah! Yeah, the

11:09

hoppy notes are, the hoppy notes are like, they're

11:11

like, it's a definite citrusy sort of

11:13

like hoppy stuff. yeah, it's one of those

11:15

like, kind of zip -on, it's like... know

11:17

it's just me, but it's like orange juice

11:19

almost. Yeah, I get like a little

11:22

bit pine and then yeah, I get like

11:24

orange and like orange pith like the white part

11:26

of the orange. Yeah. Yeah.

11:28

Everyone gets pilsner though. Yeah,

11:30

I know. No, this tastes like a juicy. It

11:32

tastes like a juicy IPA. Yeah. Yeah,

11:34

I like it though. Yeah, not bad. The

11:36

big crispy from the wilder brewery in

11:38

Salt Lake City, Utah. Do you think

11:40

it's be wilder or do you think

11:42

it's be wild? It looks like it

11:44

could be both. The wild is like Yeah,

11:47

the bee is bigger, but also the

11:49

ur is bigger. I think it normally be

11:51

wilder. I think on this one because

11:54

I got the Yeti frolicing, it's be wilder.

11:56

Is it? Okay. But they don't do

11:58

that on every can. Oh, gotcha. Well,

12:00

it's actually, but if you think about it

12:02

though, it's also wild beer. Wild

12:05

beer. I don't know. You

12:07

guys, I have to tell you. Wild, small, and

12:09

beer is bigger, so it could be. I picked

12:11

this beer because I wanted to try something

12:13

yummy that was winter themed. This

12:16

is wonderful. Yes, our beer today

12:18

is sponsored by Brandon and Jana. All

12:20

right, going to set this next

12:22

to you. Don't drink it. He

12:25

doesn't usually drink beers. That's Sushi,

12:27

who stole the scissors in the

12:29

middle the podcast so that he

12:31

could trick me and get my

12:33

beer. Yeah. You guys, did

12:35

I say Bruce Willis earlier or

12:37

did I say Bruce Williams earlier?

12:39

He said Bruce Willis. He said

12:41

what? Dang. He said

12:44

Willis. Who's Bruce Williams?

12:46

I don't know. Oh, that's

12:48

right 1996 last man

12:50

standing from wider writer director

12:52

Walter Hill. Who's

12:54

Walter Hill? Oh, oh, glad

12:56

you asked. You

12:58

might know him from such movies

13:00

as Warriors. Warriors.

13:04

48 hours streets of fire, which

13:06

we've talked about on this podcast. Brewster's

13:09

Millions, Red Heat, we've talked about

13:11

that one, Johnny Handsome, another 48

13:13

hours, Geronimo and American Legend, Wild

13:15

Bill, this undisputed and

13:17

of course, a movie I

13:19

think only Steve likes, Bullet

13:22

to the Head. Hey!

13:25

Undisputed, I actually enjoyed undisputed. Undisputed's great,

13:27

yeah, yeah, yeah. Bullet to the

13:29

Head. Snaps and Reigns, right? Yeah, yeah,

13:31

yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure I've

13:33

seen Bullet to the Head. It's Stallone

13:35

and Jason Momois. Yeah, my boy. Back

13:38

when he was like just Caldrego

13:41

and like 2011, 2012 maybe? Yeah,

13:44

he was just Caldrego. That's all he was

13:46

known for the time. But uh, you know,

13:48

man movies, I would say. Yeah, mostly man

13:50

movies. Oh, trade you also to the one

13:52

with um, Bronson. uh

13:54

back in the

13:56

70s hard times the

13:58

uh the hobo

14:00

fighting oh James Coburn

14:03

and James Coburn and Charles and Charles

14:05

Bronson yeah like 1977 I want to

14:07

say yeah yeah it's awesome to say

14:09

or maybe it hobo it might have

14:12

been earlier than that because Bronson wasn't

14:14

quite like death wish Bronson yet oh

14:16

yeah yeah yeah check it out guys

14:18

good stuff that was like late 70s

14:20

early 80s wasn't it Bronson's like yeah,

14:22

yeah, yeah, yeah 70 75 to like

14:24

85. Yeah, and then 85 was kind

14:27

of like, okay, we've seen this movie

14:29

a bunch now. Yeah. Okay guys.

14:31

You've already you've shown us the story. We get

14:33

it. Death Wish 5, you say. Really? Are you

14:35

sure there wasn't a sixth one? Some were hidden

14:37

up somewhere? Oh, by the way,

14:39

rebooted with Bruce Willis in 2017

14:41

or whatever. Oh, you did it.

14:43

Oh yeah, they made a Death

14:45

Wish movie directed by Eli Roth

14:47

starring Bruce Willis and Elizabeth Shoe

14:49

as the wife. Oh

14:52

wow, I'm gonna have to find that. If

14:54

you stumble upon it. It's mostly

14:56

just because it's Bruce Willis, not because...

14:58

See Elizabeth Shoe. I like watching

15:00

Elizabeth Shoe get, I don't know, rape

15:03

to death. But you do love

15:05

Elizabeth Shoe. I do. That's true. I

15:07

got a supporter. Careful of you for

15:09

that one. But

15:11

the story comes from Akira

15:14

Kurosawa and Ryuzu Kikushima. Where

15:16

are they Steve? Nailed

15:18

it by the way. You might

15:20

know them as the

15:22

writing team and directing team

15:24

behind such... What is

15:26

it the American movie classics

15:28

featuring Japanese titles as

15:30

Rashuman, The Seven Samurai, Hidden

15:32

Fortress, Ron, and of

15:34

course Yojimbo which this is based

15:36

on. Also remade as a

15:38

fistful of dollars, Jango, and

15:41

Warrior and the Sorceress, apparently.

15:43

Oh wow, Jango. So if the

15:45

story seems a little reminiscent

15:47

of a stranger going into a

15:49

town, two warring clans, hijinks,

15:51

and soot, it's because it was

15:53

Yojimbo back in the 50s.

15:55

Oh, perfect. And watching

15:58

this move every time, I'm like, I

16:00

need to watch Yojimbo again. I haven't

16:02

seen that in a long time. Go

16:04

freshen yourself up on it. It's

16:06

like Seven Seven Rhymes. I've seen that

16:08

one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And uh, Lady,

16:11

Lady, oh my god. Lady Snowblood.

16:13

Snowblood, yes. People want to say Lady Blood fight.

16:15

You're like, no, no, that's the other one. Lady

16:17

Snowblood. Yeah, Lady Snowblood. But

16:21

starring in this movie, of course,

16:23

the reason for the season, Christopher

16:25

Walken as Hickey. Walken

16:28

in a winter wonderland. Walken

16:31

in winter wonderland. Guys,

16:33

you know Christopher Walkenstar of

16:35

Country Bears, Geely,

16:41

Wings World 2, you know, stuff

16:43

like that. Hold on, he was

16:45

also in Sleepy Hollow. He was

16:47

also in The Prophecy. Oh,

16:49

the first three Prophecy movies. The first

16:51

three Prophecy movies, yes. They

16:54

made three. No guys, they made five. He

16:56

was just in the first three. Hey

16:59

Steve, who owns all five? We

17:02

do! Read

17:04

along with HellRazers 3

17:07

through 8 on the

17:09

same DVD pack. Oh

17:11

wow. Yeah. That's

17:13

a good 24 hours of

17:15

holy shit. Yeah. Because honestly

17:17

after the second one it kind of just

17:19

goes downhill. Well, the

17:22

second one's even kind history. 24 hours

17:24

of holy shit actually sounds like a good

17:26

time though. So the 5 Prophecy movies,

17:28

yeah, kind of diminishing returns, blah blah blah.

17:30

The HellRazers... I mean starting with number

17:32

three, they're all trash, but they're different kinds

17:34

of trash. Yeah, the one with David

17:36

Boreanis, that one's actually my favorite of the

17:38

crap ones. Was it Boreanis or Craig

17:40

Schaefer? Craig Schaefer's in another one too. Yeah,

17:42

okay, that's right. Okay, they're right in

17:44

each one. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because Craig

17:46

Schaefer's in his own one, and I

17:48

want to say it's Boreanis in the one

17:50

that's kind of more futuristic. Yeah,

17:54

that's right. They do go to space. That's right. Yeah,

17:56

one of them. One of them. So anyway, David Boreanus

17:58

is in one. And Craig Shephard's in the

18:00

other. But one of them, they go to space. The other one,

18:02

they're still on earth. But it's like, the

18:04

dude's like a cop or something. I want to say. Yeah. Yeah.

18:06

Yeah. It's like, it's like a different, like new war. And

18:08

then the Hellraiser's just, or the Cedar Bites or whatever just pop

18:10

up at the end. Right. like, this was a Hellraiser movie

18:12

the whole time. Oh, see, I love

18:14

it when there's some weird -ass twist like that,

18:16

and we end up in space. I

18:19

love that! There's another one where

18:21

Lance Henderson's the runner of an

18:23

MMO, like World of Warcraft, but

18:25

it's based on some the fights

18:27

and Henry Cavals in too. That's

18:29

the Hell World. Hell World, yeah.

18:31

Yeah, that one was. coming

18:33

soon, Hell Razor Month. Hell

18:35

Razors, yeah. You gotta do, like,

18:37

Hell Razor, like, quarter.

18:40

Almost because there's so many of those damn

18:42

movies. We'd have to do it like we

18:44

did a live in life quarter April at

18:46

a time All the festivals we did two

18:48

a week. Oh, wow And we still haven't

18:51

done I understand yet. Yeah, you can't do

18:53

you can't do Hellraiser like We will honestly

18:55

want you get to the end of what's

18:57

the guy's name that did the original? No,

19:01

the original pinhead. Oh,

19:03

Doug Bradley. Once

19:05

he leaves, it's no longer Hellraiser in my

19:08

opinion. Because I think it was eight

19:10

was this last one. The ones after that

19:12

are the ones with the other actors, because they're two different

19:14

actors too for the other two movies afterwards. Not

19:16

even the same actor twice. Sometimes you got to

19:18

change the Superman. That's true too. And

19:20

then there was the remake, which supposedly was pretty

19:22

good, but I didn't it. Oh, yeah. I

19:25

think that's on Hulu, or at least was at one point.

19:27

We watched it. It was okay. groundbreaking

19:30

by any means, but it was alright. Anyway,

19:34

last man standing, besides Christopher Walken, who wants

19:36

us in this movie? We have Bruce

19:38

Willis as John Smith. What's he,

19:40

Steve? Bruce Willis. Do you know

19:42

him from North? The

19:44

Death Wish remake? Die

19:48

Hard. Oh, Die Hard 2.

19:50

Hold on. Die Hard 3.

19:53

it Unbreakable? live free and die hard. He

19:56

also has glass. Isn't he

19:58

using glass too? The Sixth

20:00

Sense. Yes, which is my

20:02

favorite one with him in

20:04

it. Next to Die Hard.

20:06

Moonlighting, big time. Moonlighting when

20:08

gets started. gosh, yes. I

20:10

want a pot. You want

20:12

a what? You want some

20:14

pot? No, I want a pot. A pot belly.

20:17

Oh, why? I'd put you

20:19

in it anyway. By the way,

20:21

I would fit in this movie. uh

20:24

bruster nashara fed galt who's

20:26

he uh lordern's dad yeah he

20:28

pops up and stuff you

20:30

know the the old racist guy

20:32

and everything yeah pretty much

20:34

uh william sanderson david patrick kelly

20:36

who's he david patrick kelly

20:38

is actually a very broad -ranging

20:40

actor he's had a lot of

20:42

parts in a lot of

20:45

movies he's got a massive filmography

20:47

But most people don't know him, except when they see

20:49

his face, they know who he is. He's the

20:51

guy from The Thing. But he's the guy from The

20:53

Thing. He wasn't The Thing? No.

20:55

No, no. He's the guy from Thing.

20:58

He's the guy from The Thing and the

21:00

stuff. And The Junk and that one

21:02

movie. The one with the pants. The

21:04

one with the guy, the guy that had the hair and

21:06

the face. Yeah, that one. We

21:09

also have Karina Lombard. Who's

21:11

she? I know her from

21:13

Cole the Conqueror. and 16 episodes

21:15

of the L word. Really?

21:18

I didn't recognize her. I knew

21:20

kind of who she was. Michael

21:23

Imperioli, Leslie Mann,

21:25

Patrick Kilpatrick. Apparently

21:27

Lin Shea was in this movie? Yeah.

21:30

Who was Lin Shea? I'm trying to

21:32

think about it because I know there's the three women

21:34

in this movie. Yeah. So was there a fourth? I'll

21:38

have to look it up. I'll tell you. She

21:40

like it on flashback or

21:42

something? I don't think so. Were

21:44

there? What? It's L -Y -N -N,

21:46

right? L -I -N -N -S -H -A -Y

21:48

-E. Literally, from like, oh my

21:50

god, Kingpin is the movie

21:52

I always think of. Oh, Kingpin!

21:54

Oh, Kingpin! In the Insidious

21:56

movies. Yeah. Was

22:00

she like in the, was she

22:02

like the Madame, like with the whores

22:04

for like a half a frame? I

22:07

remember they showed a bunch of girls in that scene,

22:09

but I didn't, yeah. I think she is. I

22:11

think when he first shows up. think she's the madam.

22:13

Yeah, she's the madam that you see. I think she's the

22:15

madam. Three seconds since she's gone. Yeah, the

22:17

little brunette madam. That makes sense. So

22:20

like I see this movie a bunch. I don't remember her

22:22

popping up and I don't know, getting shot I assume. Like

22:25

90 % of the people in this movie. She

22:28

was the undertaker. Like. Oh

22:30

gosh. Every

22:32

time she goes over, she's just

22:34

all. She

22:39

was the madam. Yeah, she was the madam. Okay.

22:41

There we go. She's the madam that you see

22:43

for all two seconds before she disappears. Perfect. So

22:45

how did you guys watch this one? We

22:48

rented it on Amazon

22:50

Prime. Yeah, it

22:53

was not bad at all. I feel like

22:55

it was worth it. Yeah, yeah, we we

22:57

watched out of the blood bank. I also

22:59

have it on DVD Apparently it's on Paramount

23:01

plus and who plus but this that might

23:03

be old since that's all yeah, I checked

23:05

it's only I know it was on to

23:07

be last time we watched it So yeah,

23:09

it's only on it's only on prime now.

23:11

You can only rent and buy there you

23:13

go, but like any great movie it starts

23:15

off with narration and Always a good sign

23:17

when a movie it starts off narration, but

23:19

we get Bruce Willis. I've had a it's

23:22

like was it no matter how though you

23:24

go They're still right and

23:26

there's wrong. And you gotta be

23:28

able to decide who's side you're gonna take.

23:30

You know, the Bruce Willis. Then,

23:32

I don't know, we cut to this

23:34

fire hazard of a church where a

23:36

lady's praying, and there's candles everywhere, and

23:39

I'm like, you're doing that inside of

23:41

kindling. It's being held

23:43

together by like bubble gum and

23:45

sticks. Yeah, the dirt of Texas

23:47

is holding it together, apparently. But

23:50

yeah, we see, you know... Pulling up in

23:52

a Model T in this little desert town

23:54

of Jericho, Texas, where he needs to lie

23:56

low because he's on the run from somewhere.

23:59

But you know, this seems like a nice little place to

24:01

sit down for a night. Oh, and

24:04

then they, you know, while he

24:06

gets stopped, he stops so, uh,

24:08

the lady from the church can cross the

24:10

street with her two escorts. And

24:12

you know, he takes a look. Why not?

24:14

It's Karina Lombard. He's also just like, I don't

24:16

know, waiting for a lady to cross the

24:18

road. But then... Eight or nine

24:21

gangsters or whatever come out like

24:23

you should be looking to know Doyle's

24:25

girlfriend or whatever You know talking

24:27

shit, and of course he's already messing

24:29

up his car I love how

24:31

they're like you need to take your

24:33

ass out of here and then

24:35

pop his tire and I'm like Let

24:37

me pop your tire pop his

24:39

tires. Yeah. Oh, let me break that

24:41

windshield like motherfucker. I can't go

24:43

across Texas little windshield. Yeah There is

24:45

nothing for a thousand miles in

24:47

any direction I

24:50

think we through like some exhibition we've

24:52

had this basically like prohibition time you know

24:54

in the middle of Texas so you

24:56

know it It might as well be,

24:59

I don't know, a small village in the middle of

25:01

Japan somewhere, let's say. It's

25:03

isolated. They kind of allude to

25:05

the fact that it's close to Mexico. Oh

25:07

yeah, like 50 miles from the border. But

25:09

not far, not close close, but not far

25:11

either. So not a long drive, but it's

25:13

not close by either. Yeah, it's not a

25:15

trip to the market. Yeah, it's an hour

25:17

drive -ish or whatever, but it's not close, but

25:19

it's close enough. You know,

25:21

they mess up his car and stuff, and like, you

25:23

probably want to talk to the sheriff. He's right

25:25

over there. Go ahead and talk to him. So, yeah,

25:27

he goes and talks to the sheriff, you know,

25:29

Brewster, and Brewster's like, yeah, son, son, the whole thing.

25:31

Not going to do a goddamn thing about it,

25:34

though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to come to

25:36

me for help, because I'm not going to help

25:38

you. Yeah. And we got Deputy

25:40

Bob sitting in the corner, and

25:42

this last time is when I knew us. Bobby

25:44

Bob doesn't do shit for like an hour and

25:46

a half of this movie. He just kind of

25:48

is in the background and then he shows up

25:50

at the end. Yeah, just kind of watching from

25:52

the background. But

25:55

he's like, all right, cool.

25:57

I'm gonna go to the

25:59

bar and the bartender there.

26:01

I do not know the

26:03

bartender's name. Everyone

26:05

calls him like, I don't know, retard or Joe. His

26:08

name is Joe. Okay. All right.

26:10

Joe the bartender. He's like, whoo. Thank

26:12

goodness you came in here. You're my

26:14

first customer all week. Isn't he from

26:16

like Bob Newhart? The Bob Newhart Show.

26:18

My name's Larry. This is my brother

26:20

Daryl. This is my other brother Daryl.

26:22

And then my other brother Daryl. Oh,

26:24

see, I think I saw the new

26:26

Newhart Show. Oh, yeah. I

26:28

don't think I've seen the original. We're

26:31

like when it's called the Bob Newhart

26:33

Show or something. Something like that. Yeah. Well,

26:35

he was like one of the brother,

26:37

neighbor brother guys, and he had two brothers

26:39

named Daryl. And when I was like, Super

26:42

young, I remember watching that show

26:44

and that was my favorite part.

26:46

This is my brother Darrell and

26:48

this is my other brother Darrell.

26:51

So my mom is Nancy and

26:53

my her sister Sue, Sue's

26:55

wife, they've been together

26:57

since like... is

26:59

also Nancy. And

27:02

so they would always introduce themselves

27:04

like, hi, you know, these, you

27:06

know, this is Sue and Nancy

27:08

and her other sister, Nancy. I love

27:10

mom had her names. Yeah, I

27:12

love that. But

27:15

yeah, so yeah, the like first customer of

27:17

the week. I'm like, and how are you

27:19

still in business? You must own the place.

27:21

Yeah, and then we find out later It's

27:24

like, oh, yeah, he's got a couple rooms

27:26

upstairs and some whores in the back and

27:28

it's like, oh, okay Yeah, yeah,

27:30

I mean, you know or what

27:32

they call girls girls for rent or

27:34

something like that I'm like Something

27:36

to that effect. Yeah But we all

27:39

see the exposition of like, oh

27:41

yeah, no phones working here because we

27:43

got no one to switch for.

27:45

But we got electricity and all that

27:47

though, so, you know, can't call

27:49

for help or anything because you're in

27:52

a small village in Japan somewhere.

27:54

But, you know, we got lights and

27:56

stuff. It basically

27:58

goes town. There's these two mobbing plans,

28:00

one led by Doyle, the other by

28:02

Strossie. We got a whole bunch of

28:04

exposition dumped on us now. He's

28:08

like all right, that's cool.

28:10

I think I'll go talk to

28:12

this Doyle guy about my

28:14

car and You know he walks

28:16

in and the guy the

28:18

best up his car is like

28:20

What I tell you about

28:22

looking at his girl, that's his

28:24

property This is one of

28:26

the manliest movies I've seen a

28:28

long time There's only it's

28:30

you know a bunch of machismo

28:32

and guns and women are

28:34

just property. Oh, yeah might as

28:36

well be horses or something. Oh,

28:39

babe, a horse is worth at least two

28:41

ladies. Come on. Horses are amazing. Oh, that's

28:44

true. Yeah, it is true. Every cowboy has

28:46

got to have a horse. You have to

28:48

have good horse. Absolutely. up a lady

28:50

anywhere. Yeah, yeah, ride a horse all day, ride a lady

28:52

all night. You know, sometimes the

28:54

guy's just tired. He really just

28:56

wants a whiskey in an app. That's

28:58

it. Have

29:02

you tried loading up a lady like a back

29:04

meal? It just doesn't work that well. We

29:07

just don't carry that much stuff, Steve.

29:10

It's like anything over like two small

29:12

purses, it's like, ugh, you gotta

29:14

hear them the whole time. heavy.

29:16

They have that bae or whatever they do.

29:18

Ugh. Do you know what, that's

29:20

actually so true for me. It's

29:22

too heavy. He says better than

29:24

my backpack when we travel is always

29:26

heavier than his because I'm the

29:28

one with both of our toiletries and

29:30

all of that. They're like belt

29:32

buckles. I don't know in there. It's

29:35

too heavy. It's the stuff that

29:37

we share. but i never do the

29:39

oh it's you know but you're

29:41

carrying the extra load and you're like

29:43

i got this i got this

29:45

but no complaints i i'm built like

29:47

a ship break house like i'm

29:49

designed for this brick shithouse no oh

29:51

yeah i'm sturdy i come from

29:53

stop sturdy german roots i love it

29:55

that's is dutch He

29:58

basically goes up to Doyle and was like, hey, I

30:00

need some money. He heard you might have some work for

30:02

me or whatever. Oh, no, sorry. He also has the

30:04

quick draw with the guy that fucked up his car or

30:06

whatever because he's trying to be all tough. He's like, oh,

30:09

you gotta suck if you did.

30:11

And they draw and he just

30:13

got the shoot gun. So he

30:16

shoots him like 20 times. I

30:18

know. I have to guys. only

30:20

holds like eight rounds each. That

30:22

was my favorite kill scene in

30:24

the entire. He just flips through.

30:26

Because he goes out into the

30:29

street. and flips twice. He flips

30:31

twice. And in my

30:33

head, I'm like, dude, that dude's actually

30:35

doing that for this scene. He flips

30:37

twice. Patrick Kilpatrick's character. Yeah.

30:41

It's in there. Patrick, kill Patrick.

30:44

got to do it twice. Ding, ding,

30:46

ding. Yeah, with the later shootouts and stuff. There's

30:48

a bunch of guys like, you know, Bruce

30:50

Willis got his two pistols or whatever going, and

30:52

those guys go fucking flying up against the

30:54

stuff. He shoots somebody like, smash into the wall,

30:56

it's like five feet behind them. Oh, no,

30:58

I have to tell you that was actually the

31:00

best part. That was part of the best

31:02

part for me. Reaction sequences, yeah.

31:04

Yeah, that's why teenage Steve is like, oh,

31:06

this moves the fucking bit. Yeah,

31:09

the cinematography was actually really, really

31:11

well done in this movie. Yeah. The

31:13

cinematography, like You feel dirty. Yeah, like you

31:15

feel dirty, you feel like the ambiance, you

31:17

feel like, oh yeah, this is dirty, this

31:19

is gross. Dirty, gritty, sweaty, yeah. You

31:22

feel it in the movie, like the

31:24

cinematography was really well done, the photography

31:26

was really done. It's all like that

31:28

sepia tone. Yeah, everything's sepia tone. Yeah,

31:31

but then, yeah, so, you know, Doyle

31:33

comes out like, what the fuck, you shot

31:35

my best guy? Well, you

31:37

know, if you hire smarter people, this wouldn't have

31:40

happened. I'm just saying. I'm looking for some

31:42

work still because I need to pay for my

31:44

car that you guys fucked up. So, you

31:46

hiring? Yeah, I'm a little untouched. And

31:49

then he goes and talks with Strossie, the other

31:51

Clang leader guy. That's right,

31:53

Doyle's my Irish and Strossie's the Italian

31:55

or whatever, the Liff -Yooting parties. And

31:58

we get some more exposition about, oh

32:00

yeah, there's a truce going on. That is

32:02

at least until Doyle's right -hand man Hickey

32:04

comes back. Then that's probably gonna end. And

32:07

I like, who's Hickey? You know,

32:09

he's kind of the devil incarnate. I

32:11

think it's later when they're like,

32:13

oh yeah, he killed his dad. So

32:15

that's when he was five and

32:17

burned down an orphanage when he was

32:19

13 or something. He

32:22

was a terrible, terrible

32:24

person. Very scary, very

32:26

frightening. By the way, what's your name, friend?

32:29

Smith. You got a first name with

32:31

that? John Smith. Yep.

32:33

All right, cool. Whatever, whatever.

32:35

You think Strossie's my real name?

32:37

Shit. Yeah. Oh,

32:40

yeah. And then like, all right, Lucy, he

32:42

is going to take you up to the room

32:44

and, you know, show you around or something. I

32:47

don't know. We were introduced to Lucy,

32:49

who I guess is Strossie's girlfriend or

32:51

whatever. Lady property,

32:54

whatever. There's a lot

32:56

of lady property going down. Yeah. Don't

32:59

even look at her. Yeah. And

33:03

then, we also meet Giorgio,

33:05

who's, what is? His cousin.

33:07

His cousin? Yeah, yeah. His dim -witted,

33:09

kind of half -witted cousin. Yeah, Michael

33:11

Imperiali, you know, the exact same role

33:13

he was in Sopranos, basically. Yeah.

33:15

But, you know, he's super

33:17

suspicious of Smith and is like,

33:19

we don't even know this guy.

33:21

I don't like new faces. Yeah. Actually

33:27

my favorite line actually one of my favorite

33:29

lines in the movie is he says to

33:31

him when he's like having the dinner scene

33:33

He's like, I don't like new faces and

33:35

he stands up. He's like talk to your

33:38

boss I just work here. Yeah, and then

33:40

walks out just leaves They were like what?

33:42

That was actually kind of bad ass. And

33:44

apparently I was turning in his two -minute

33:46

noticers or whatever. He's like, yeah, I don't

33:48

work for you guys anymore Yeah, I'm just

33:50

kind of a free agent roaming about doing

33:52

as a please. Yep, you know I'm

33:54

playing both sides, so I always come out on top. Yeah.

33:57

Ding, ding, ding. Yep. Well,

33:59

I love how he keeps like referring back to

34:01

when he was in Chicago. I

34:03

would like to hear more about the

34:05

real scary, scary like gangs in

34:07

Chicago. going on in Chicago. Yeah. He

34:09

talks about Chicago, but he's like

34:11

all like. He keeps talking about how

34:13

like these guys are just like

34:15

basically like country kids compared to where

34:17

he's come from. Yeah, they're like

34:19

country And now he's ready to play

34:21

them both. Yeah. Yeah,

34:24

these are more like the delivery

34:26

guys for the booze and stuff

34:28

in Chicago, but they think they're

34:30

hot shit champagne glass Pretty much

34:32

if I play my cards right

34:34

though, I can get some money

34:37

get out of here You got

34:39

any girls for hire and of

34:41

course where we meet a Leslie

34:43

man and she's telling them all

34:45

about I Where was she before

34:47

like that had been like Chicago,

34:49

New York? Alright,

34:57

we're gonna start banging now. And

35:00

then she just keeps on

35:02

fucking talking. Kick

35:05

up in the door, get on the floor. She

35:08

blasted it and naked Bruce

35:10

Willis jumping out. He knocks

35:12

her ass out with the

35:14

door too. Oh yeah, that's

35:16

right. Bam! Bam!

35:20

using like a doorstop. Yeah. Pulse

35:23

the door just like whap, and she

35:25

just falls to the ground. Yeah. And he's

35:27

running around naked shooting guys. Naked. Yeah. Have

35:30

you ever seen shoot them up? Yes.

35:32

Yeah. Oh, best. Kind of running in

35:35

that scene with a Klyvo and Macha

35:37

Baluchi. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And which is

35:39

the one where Earl Schwarzenegger fights all

35:41

the Russian snake? Oh, Red Heath. Red

35:43

Heath. Directed by Walter Hill. There you

35:45

go. So that's right, he's the same

35:47

guy. Same guy. He

35:50

likes to see dudes apparently dudes

35:52

naked but friend friend of the

35:54

podcast been old Thorson in that

35:56

scene too Good stuff. Yes, what

35:58

happens? Oh, yes, who's like, oh,

36:00

they're trying to assassinate me. Who

36:02

set me up? Who set me

36:04

up bitch? And

36:09

so that we

36:11

cut pretty good Yeah,

36:16

it's like I could

36:18

be buried a jet

36:20

at that time with

36:22

that. Yeah, good job

36:24

There we go, I

36:26

can write four -hour

36:28

comedy Yeah, it

36:30

goes out to Strassi's place. Oh, yeah,

36:32

it's like his um was the

36:34

Roadhouse or whatever it's like 20

36:36

minutes outside of town or whatever

36:38

He goes out there and Well,

36:40

that's right. He shows up with Lucy, the

36:42

girlfriend or whatever, and stresses out like, well,

36:44

it took you so long. He's like, it's

36:46

raining outside. It's hard to drive a Model

36:48

T in the middle of put fucking Texas

36:51

when it's raining. And then he asks her

36:53

the same thing. And she says the same

36:55

thing. And he fucking backhands her. And I'm

36:57

like, you're getting awfully mouthy

36:59

for a pollock. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

37:01

Yeah. And like, no, he didn't

37:03

do that with Bruce Willis. I know. No, he says

37:05

it's raining outside. It's hard to drive in the rain. She's

37:07

like, it's hard to drive in the rain. Okay,

37:10

interesting. Yeah, and then he's like,

37:12

oh, yeah, they tried to kill me

37:14

So I had to go kill

37:16

kill two more of their guys and

37:18

of course, uh, what's in Georgia?

37:20

was like, you gotta break the truth

37:22

They were me welcome, you know,

37:24

but then uh, like all right, I

37:27

think we can trust you There's

37:29

this convoy of booze coming over the

37:31

border in Monterey. Oh, man. I watch you

37:33

in on this immediately. They

37:35

really trusted him. Yeah, like instantly.

37:38

He's got that face where they just knew

37:40

it. Like, they didn't kill three

37:42

of the opposing gang's people, too. Yeah, but... Like, I

37:44

think they cut out 45 minutes of like, you

37:46

know... Let's say Donnie Brasco stuff where it's like, you

37:48

know what? You got to get in with the

37:50

guys and you know, blah, blah, blah. They're like, no,

37:53

no, no, fuck it. We ain't got time for

37:55

that. Yeah. We can't have

37:57

Christopher Walken coming into the movie an hour and

37:59

20 minutes in. We got to cut it. Yeah. It's

38:01

the the enemy of my enemy as my

38:03

friend. Come on. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know,

38:06

like there is a world cheering for the

38:08

New Yorker San Diego assassin. Oh,

38:10

actually, definitely cheering for. Oh my

38:12

God, I am. Definitely cheering. At

38:14

the time of this year recording.

38:17

We know very little and I am like

38:19

obsessed with this news story. I love

38:21

this. All we know is that we know

38:23

who this shooter is now Bravo, you

38:25

know, um, or do they know who he

38:27

is? Oh, they know who shot who

38:30

shot him. Um, I can't remember. Because I

38:32

was just saying so they know they

38:34

know and they and all of us are

38:36

just like, isn't that picture because I

38:38

don't think that's the same guy. I don't

38:40

think it's the same guy. Read

38:42

it. Read it. Uh, actually like,

38:44

uh, Who shot the CEO? The guy

38:46

in the picture they're showing from the

38:48

box hole, that it's not the same

38:51

person, they don't have the same backpack.

38:53

Oh, well they play for at least

38:55

a night back. different jackets too. So

38:57

yeah, so yeah, so on Reddit, I've

38:59

been following for years. the

39:01

uh one bag like one bag packing like

39:03

kind of like travel to just like carry

39:05

on backpack oh yeah because i just find

39:07

you know i love that stuff too we've

39:09

shared that before yeah and so because of

39:11

that i also follow reddits our backpacks which

39:14

right now at the time of this recording

39:16

is in lockdown because immediately people were like

39:18

i know what backpack that is that's the

39:20

pack safe day break like people are like

39:22

we have that like all of that and

39:24

then um the guy in the picture is

39:26

It's not the daybreak. Like they were like,

39:28

I know this is really gritty, but this

39:30

has this top stitching here. Daybreak does not.

39:32

You all have this backpack. Um,

39:34

and yeah, like the jackets don't

39:36

match. So, uh, like,

39:38

they better find a Patsy real quick. I

39:41

know. Actually, apparently today, the

39:44

day of this recording, apparently

39:46

there was a shooter lookalike contest

39:48

in Washington Square. Nice.

39:50

The funny thing is that there

39:52

was like, like, they're like blah, blah,

39:54

blah reward from the FBI, Yakutish

39:56

Makati. And no one said a word.

39:59

No. No one turned anyone in.

40:01

It's like, I wonder why that could

40:03

be. Oh, here's the thing. The

40:05

U .S. average for medical debt is

40:07

$18 ,000. The reward's only for 10

40:09

grand. Yeah. Oh, that's the

40:11

same thing too. There's

40:13

just a whole lot of like, I

40:15

don't know. I was telling her as

40:17

we were driving earlier today that it

40:19

was like the scene from Terminator 2.

40:22

when the T -1000 walks up to the redhead kid

40:24

that's John's friend, and John's in the picture and

40:26

he's like, no, I have no idea who that

40:28

is. Never seen him. And then walks away. It

40:31

feels like that. It's like, people like, I know exactly

40:33

who that is, but I don't know who you are, so

40:35

no, I don't know who that is. Nobody knows who

40:37

that is. Nobody knows who it is. Don't

40:39

snitch. Yeah, exactly. And also,

40:41

I just want to add, we may live

40:43

in the worst timeline, but I am so glad

40:45

we have murder twinks. Well,

40:50

Izzy was telling me apparently... Not

40:52

not famed actor Brian Thompson the CEO

40:54

Brian Thompson or whatever was about

40:56

to like have to testify before Congress

40:58

about you know an exponential amount

41:00

of claims being done a lot record

41:03

profits all that shit And I'm

41:05

like oh so we got Boeing apparently

41:07

they were getting about to get

41:09

called in for their AI that denies

41:11

90 % of the claims They know

41:13

it was wrong and yet also

41:15

he's the middle of separating from his

41:17

wife and kids and they weren't

41:19

speaking to him So when people

41:21

are like, oh, this guy a wife for kids. It's

41:23

like, yeah, they hated him. Yeah. No,

41:26

like, no. You're looking for anything to make

41:28

this person something other than a toilet. Yeah,

41:32

he's a total piece of shit, and that's

41:34

the reason why we're celebrating his death. Meanwhile,

41:36

actor Brian Thompson, alive and well, and a

41:38

total badass. God bless you, sir. Yeah,

41:40

I just double -checked. He just turned 65,

41:42

and oh, good. like a solo trip.

41:45

Oh, we're friends on Facebook. Yeah, sweet. Yeah, he

41:48

took a solo backpacking trip for

41:50

his 65th birthday. Oh, that is,

41:52

that's actually really cool. Yeah. Yeah.

41:55

Yeah, somebody said something about Brian Thompson blah blah.

41:57

I'm like, I'm like, no! But they're

41:59

like, they'll see you off for a moment. like, oh,

42:01

fuck that dude. It's

42:03

like, no way, Brian Thompson? No,

42:05

that sucks. I'm like, oh, it's the

42:07

CEO. And I'm like, oh, fuck

42:09

that dude. Brenda, did you see the

42:12

meme I made about that? No. The

42:14

day it happened, I made this. Oh,

42:17

no, I did see that. Yes, I did

42:19

see that. I'm sure going to remember. It's the

42:21

picture of Robert Tedz and you're like, oh,

42:23

thank god. Yes,

42:27

I did see that. That was awesome. Not

42:29

the actor. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. I

42:32

know, because that was like, Brian Thompson's been murdered in

42:34

New York, and I'm like, no! The

42:36

alien man hunter himself! I thought it was

42:38

like, oh, I'm so cold. Anyway. I

42:40

think he's in Barcelona with Spethal

42:42

Thorson. You're just chilling in a

42:44

villa somewhere. Yeah,

42:47

so they're doing the

42:50

exchange. Oh, actually,

42:52

I guess they're interrupting the convoy. And

42:54

they're gonna take it over because they're like,

42:56

oh yeah, 200 cases, so for 200 bucks, I'll

42:58

get 40 grand plus with still their trucks,

43:00

fuck them. Yeah, you know how hard it is to

43:02

get a good truck in Mexico? Yeah, but

43:04

the Doyle people, they got the

43:06

federales and everything with them, too.

43:08

So the federales line up, take

43:10

aim, and then they turn on

43:12

Doyle guys and start laughing. Because

43:16

they got paid off. It happens all the

43:18

time. Don't worry about it. Don't

43:21

snitch. So

43:24

yeah, they got the money or the booze in the

43:26

trucks. And then

43:28

basically immediately after

43:30

that, oh, that's right,

43:32

the sheriff arrested the hooker for killing the

43:34

two guys during the shootout or whatever. They

43:36

did the investigation and naturally arrested the hooker.

43:38

Well, and what kills me about that is

43:40

that he just, you know, I'm going to

43:42

arrest one person in this town. They found

43:44

a Patsy. The hooker! It had to

43:47

have been her. She's clearly a marksman.

43:49

Yeah. Right. going to do my job.

43:51

I'm looking for like, you know, the

43:53

most vulnerable person in the situation.

43:55

Yeah. Well look, he had to her for being

43:57

a hooker. Yeah. He's a good residue on

43:59

her hands. No, but she uses a lot of

44:01

lotions, so, you know, it slides right off.

44:04

No, I think they legit just, like, arrested her

44:06

for being a hooker. Oh yeah?

44:08

Yeah. Like, for being, like, yeah, well, you know

44:10

who the shooter was. But nobody else in the

44:12

place, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But

44:14

yeah, his Bruce Wells bills

44:16

are out for like 20 bucks

44:18

or whatever And then he

44:20

gave her like 20 or something

44:22

dollars besides the cheap Yeah,

44:25

it was like take the bus

44:27

out until it tells the

44:29

sheriff blah blah blah make sure

44:31

she's on the bus Or

44:33

anybody like walking down the street

44:35

or anybody walking out of

44:37

it Bus comes through every day.

44:41

Oh, whore is coming down the street. I

44:44

don't think it was in the

44:46

budget to have a bus come through.

44:48

Yeah. Because there was never a

44:50

bus. It's just like the New York

44:53

bus or whatever. Just a grayhound. It's

44:56

like Phoenix Mass Transit or

44:58

whatever. What if bus

45:01

was like code for like Isnam? Yeah,

45:04

taking the bus to Palocaville or something.

45:06

Make sure they get on the bus.

45:08

Make sure she gets on the bus.

45:10

In the era of T's. Make sure

45:12

she gets on the bus. I don't

45:14

know if they had buses. I know

45:17

they had touring cars. But

45:19

they don't really have buses

45:21

yet. This is like 20s era

45:23

prohibitions. Do you know what?

45:25

I don't know if they had...

45:27

buses, because you're

45:29

right. Well, the

45:31

Model T, they

45:34

might have had trolleys back then,

45:36

but they might not have had

45:38

buses. know what? I am incorrect.

45:40

They were buses. Basically,

45:42

it's just an elongated Model

45:44

A. Model T.

45:53

They probably go like 12 miles an

45:55

hour Well, and I'm surprised at the horsepower

45:57

to like move any people inside of

45:59

it apparently they were Incredibly slow. Yeah. Yeah,

46:01

I like to get to the next

46:03

town in the bus You get in

46:05

the bus or you can walk and

46:07

you'll get there fast. Yeah. There we go

46:09

model T T school bus Oh,

46:12

that's cute. That's cute as hell. Yeah.

46:14

We're talking about getting a van. That's

46:18

pretty cute. That's cute. But

46:20

also, I will say, my

46:22

two pet peas with this

46:25

movie, because so when I

46:27

was kid, my dad was a mechanic for

46:29

pre -World War II cars. I am super familiar

46:31

with the Model A's, the Model T's, all

46:33

of those. Oh. I've ridden in a Tucker,

46:35

I've ridden in a Nessle, like...

46:38

My big pet peeve with

46:40

this movie is A, none

46:42

of these cars are overheating because those

46:44

cars overheat if you sneeze at them wrong

46:46

and B, all of these cars start

46:48

the first time they turn them over that

46:50

never happens ever. There's like an eight -minute

46:52

scene of them like turning a crane. There's

46:56

no start on the first turn until we

46:58

get to like the 80s. Yeah.

47:02

Think about it guys. It's true actually,

47:04

Bran and I are old enough to remember.

47:06

Yeah. Yeah, I remember my first car was

47:08

like you had to do at least a

47:10

couple cranks and it was a 70s era

47:12

car So you had to crank it over

47:14

at least twice where it would not

47:16

start. My first car was a 1975 Ford

47:19

Courier Micro pickup and it still had the

47:21

choke. Yep. So you to like pull the

47:23

choke and you started, you couldn't flood the

47:25

engine. Yeah, mine you had to mine was

47:27

a 78 No, sorry, it was an 84

47:29

tempo the first one I had but that

47:31

was an automatic. The second one I had

47:34

was also another but it was a 78

47:36

Chevy Nova And you had to

47:38

prime the gas before you started it and

47:40

if you didn't do it just right it

47:42

would just sputter and die So you always

47:44

had to do it twice and after I

47:46

had the car for a while I could

47:48

get it to start the first time every

47:50

time But if you didn't know the trick

47:52

for that particular car, you couldn't start at

47:54

the first time. It just wouldn't work Oh,

47:56

I had a choke on an automatic transmission

47:58

Mine didn't have a choke, but I know

48:00

how to get to the carburetor manually choke

48:02

it Bruce Willis took out his gun put

48:04

it up against the dash words Oh,

48:07

and it's like shoot the dashboard. I got nothing to

48:09

do it. You could've gone to

48:11

something there. what I fucking thought. The part

48:14

looks like Bruce Wilson is like shoot the

48:16

dashboard. There's nothing in there. Yeah, this is

48:18

Rolex. Yeah, exactly. The windshield's

48:20

gone, dude. What are you gonna fucking do to me? That

48:23

is the other thing, and that's why there are

48:25

people who are still driving their Model T's and

48:27

that around is there's only like three things that

48:29

go wrong with them. Yeah, yep.

48:33

So yeah, then he goes, you know, Bruce Willis

48:35

after, you know, the robbing the convoy goes over

48:37

to Doyle and is like, hey, I know who roped

48:39

your convoy. It was Strossie. I'll bet you were

48:41

a part of that too. Look,

48:44

I'm just here for the information. And

48:47

I think it's where we hear about the

48:49

legend of Hickey, you know, killing his dad

48:51

at five and orphanage, burning an orphanage down

48:53

at 15 and stuff. Then

48:55

he goes and chats with Strossie's girl for a

48:57

bit. And this scene

48:59

is kind of weird because he's

49:01

you know just talk with her

49:03

like so uh your boyfriend's out

49:05

of town in georgia too you

49:08

like me i'm a nice guy

49:10

they don't appreciate you like i

49:12

do i like some info and

49:14

then they fuck yeah well don't

49:16

you know lines like that are

49:18

just a huge turn on yeah

49:20

right how could you resist see

49:22

they don't have everyone together fans

49:24

it's time for a race for

49:26

memory yeah exactly now to erase

49:28

your memory So

49:34

then he goes to the bar, you know, he hangs out

49:36

there in the room at the bar still, I guess. Doyle

49:39

shows up and is like, I want to offer

49:41

you a job, $1 ,000 a day. And he's

49:44

like, all right, I'm listening. All right.

49:46

Don't you want to kill the

49:48

Strussian Giorgio? Those little fucks, you just

49:50

do things for money, right? What

49:52

about a hickey? I'm

49:55

like, oh, you heard about Hickey? Yeah, I

49:57

heard he talks funny. I'm like, oh, guys. man.

50:02

That's not very nice. Well,

50:04

I've been like, well, you talk funny, too,

50:06

if, you know, you get an ice -pick

50:08

to the throat. You throw it in, like,

50:10

something in his head or whatever. And I'm

50:12

like, oh, referencing a head injury, too. Oh,

50:14

come on, guys. Wow. I

50:16

talk like this because I can. He

50:19

talks like this because

50:21

he can. Yeah. That's true,

50:24

because he does actually do an accent. They

50:26

just kind of do like an effect

50:28

on his voice. Yeah, that's pretty sweet.

50:30

So he got kicked in the head by

50:32

a horse on one of his westerns.

50:34

Really? It was like right after Dear

50:36

Hunter. Oh, that's why he has such

50:38

like a specific cadence. Oh, okay. Oh, that's

50:40

why Dear Hunter, he doesn't have quite

50:42

that yet. Oh. Or

50:45

the Sentinel. Or the Sentinel. You know,

50:47

his one speaking lion or whatever. What do you

50:49

think happened to that? Uh,

50:53

so, uh, yeah, yeah,

50:55

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

50:57

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

51:00

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

51:04

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

51:06

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

51:08

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

51:22

Hashtag brutal hashtag ouchie So yeah,

51:24

so then after that he

51:26

quit straws he's like what you're

51:28

quitting nobody quit strawsie or

51:30

whatever buck and then George EO

51:32

takes a fan Sun like

51:35

goes after him with a gun

51:37

but of all Beats his

51:39

ass in the street kicks him.

51:41

You have something to say

51:43

to me a strawsie Whatever his

51:45

name is kicks him in

51:48

the street three or four times

51:50

Yeah, and then Shirase like pulls a gun

51:52

on him. He's like, you want to

51:55

die over it? Wait, there's some shit like

51:57

that. Oh, yeah. Halfway. Halfway. He's a

51:59

halfway. Yeah, that's right. Halfway. Say you're fall

52:01

to halfway. He's halfway. Do you want

52:03

to die? interesting. Fine. Gabagool or whatever. They

52:05

park ways. Both hands at the chin. Good

52:08

barking dogs. Oh, they're outside. Yeah,

52:11

they're barking at squirrels or some shit. Oh,

52:16

yeah. I guess they smell that. You

52:22

wanna pull up a chair and join us?

52:25

Yes. Yeah, you can do the podcast

52:27

with us. You're

52:30

always welcome to podcast with us. We're

52:33

just gonna park you right here so

52:35

the microphone can catch you. We're talking

52:37

about the Bruce Willis movie we watched

52:39

this morning. Oh

52:47

yeah, so we have the whole thing

52:49

like... Hey, just a heads up, this

52:51

war's gonna be over really soon. And

52:54

then Hickey comes back in the town. That's

52:56

right, 36 minutes into the movie, Christopher Walken

52:58

finally shows up. Woo! That's our

53:00

man! He has a whole whopping, like,

53:02

what, five minutes of screen time? Yeah,

53:04

exactly. He shows up when important.

53:06

He is the best, though. Yeah. He's

53:08

the best. He has an extra start to

53:10

this movie. Don't think that he's over

53:12

here. Wake,

53:15

wake. We

53:18

quit my good eye. Um,

53:22

let me get seen where, uh, Smith or

53:24

whatever, you know, Bruce Willis, he's at

53:26

the switchboard and using it to call up,

53:28

uh, uh, you know,

53:30

the Strossie, but Giorgio answers. He's like,

53:32

Hey, I got some info. Uh,

53:34

you know, Doyle knows about the convoy. So,

53:36

you know, and Hickey's back in town.

53:38

So watch your ass or whatever, right? Oh,

53:41

and he's going to pay, uh, going to

53:43

pay off the, uh, uh,

53:45

the federalities or whatever to the general.

53:48

And so they had Giorgio leaves. Giorgio

53:52

was leaving to go to Mexico to

53:54

talk to the general or whatever, like, were

53:56

you buying back? Or are you gonna make

53:59

sure they're good or something? I don't know. I

54:01

don't know. We get some stupid

54:03

scene about Strossie and his girl making

54:05

up and she's like, yeah, so

54:07

we're back together. So you didn't want

54:10

to like be my boyfriend or

54:12

nothing, right? No. Like

54:14

we were just banging because we

54:16

were banging, right? Yeah. Business is

54:18

business. give a shit about you. For

54:20

real. I don't even know why you're continuing to speak right

54:22

now. Obviously I don't give a shit. But

54:25

like for reals, right? Like

54:27

you aren't just playing like... Fuck

54:29

every room. So

54:33

then we go to El

54:35

Morado, Mexico just across the border.

54:40

That's right. You find out from

54:42

her that that's where Georgia went

54:44

to. The El Morado or whatever. And

54:47

then And then they fuck

54:49

again. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

54:51

Yeah. Well, cause you gotta know that

54:53

Bruce Willis fucks. Yeah. And then he tells

54:55

Doyle like, oh yeah, Georgia went down

54:57

to Murato is probably going to try to

54:59

buy off that general or whatever. He's

55:01

like, all right, will you work for me

55:03

now? Nah, just the $2 ,000

55:05

we agreed on. I'm kind of a

55:07

free agent. He's like, what are you

55:10

waiting for? What is this shit? Absolutely

55:12

loses this shit up here too. Yeah,

55:14

I think I'll think about it. You know that?

55:18

And then Hickey comes

55:20

around the corner like,

55:22

hey, I heard you already heard

55:24

about me. Hey, how's it going? Like,

55:26

yeah, I heard you lit up an orphanage

55:28

or something. Yeah, the kids lit up like

55:30

Christmas candles. It's fantastic. That

55:32

was my favorite part, right? You

55:35

shot down Doyle's best gun. I thought you were his best

55:37

gun. No, just best looking. It's

55:42

great. A lot of gravelly voices. So

55:44

everybody's doing the gravelly voices. Yeah. It's great.

55:47

It's like a Fast and Furious movie

55:49

here. Oh, totally. Oh, shit. I

55:53

can go lower. I can go lower.

55:55

Yeah, I can go lower. I can

55:57

go lower, so far. I

56:00

can go very low. I can go

56:02

very low. I'll catch you catch it.

56:04

Yeah. All right. So we go to

56:07

El Morado. It's all Saints Day. Everybody's

56:09

having a party. No,

56:11

it's some Saints Day. Some Saints, not all

56:13

of them. It says some Saints. It says

56:15

some Saints. Oh, I don't don't know. I

56:18

I don't know. I don't don't I

56:20

don't I don't I know.

56:22

I don't I I know. I don't know. I

56:24

know. I don't know. don't know. know. know. I

56:26

don't don't I know.

56:28

I know.

56:30

I don't I

56:32

don't I

56:34

don't know. I

56:38

You know what I mean? So it's

56:40

got to be some Saints Day because

56:42

you can't be. Yeah. Because

56:45

if it was Nicholas Cage. Because

56:47

who knows what's going on there.

56:49

Everybody's just watching the Sorcerers and

56:51

Renters and Conair. Yeah. And see

56:53

what we're going to do for

56:55

our St. Nicholas Day on Christmas.

56:57

Yeah. All those. All

56:59

those wonderful Nicholas Cage Christmas movies, like

57:01

Trapped in Paradise. it. I can see

57:04

the Nicholas Cage angel from here. Yes,

57:06

our St. Nicholas. Yes, yes. Because it's

57:08

off of our tree. Yes. I

57:10

have to pull all the show stuff out so I can make room

57:12

for our tree. Yeah,

57:14

so they go down to Mexico. Well, I

57:16

guess Hickey goes down to Mexico and sees

57:18

Giorgio in the general. And

57:21

then pulls out Tommy Gunn

57:23

just... Mows them all down. Period.

57:26

Just kills them all, except for Giorgio.

57:28

Except for Giorgio. Oh, and

57:30

the cop? Yeah. Because there's

57:32

the US border cop or whatever there too. Yeah,

57:34

and he says, blah, blah, blah. You're an OK

57:36

guy. Yeah. Or is he walking with like, you're

57:39

not the kind of guy that would shoot somebody in the back,

57:41

right? And then they have a little

57:43

quick draw thing and he shoots the cop guy. So

57:45

then it's just Giorgio left. But that comes back later

57:47

in the movie. Four

57:49

shadowing. But

57:52

yeah, then he just grabs Giorgio,

57:54

throws him in the trunk, and they

57:56

drive off, basically. And

57:58

I don't know, Smith goes to see

58:00

Doyle's girl at the church and they chat

58:02

for a bit and like, who cares? Oh,

58:05

oh, actually, I'm sorry, there was

58:07

something pretty important because she talks about

58:09

how the father of her child

58:11

like lost her in a gambling bet

58:13

to Doyle or whatever. And

58:15

I'm like, Jesus Christ, they're property. Yeah.

58:19

Yeah. And he apparently fled back across the

58:21

border to Mexico and disappeared with the

58:23

kid. And I bet you my wife. Like

58:27

I'll see your

58:29

20 bucks and

58:31

I'll raise you

58:33

My wife My

58:35

wife My wife

58:37

Cuz I don't

58:39

know is she

58:41

worth 20 bucks

58:43

That is so

58:45

bad Oh

58:49

no, she might have been worse. It's the

58:51

cost of upkeep. She might have been. And yeah,

58:54

she might have been though. It's

58:56

like, ooh, I won a horse. Yay. Now I

58:58

get to pay for it the rest of my life.

59:00

Yay. Is this a good thing

59:02

or a bad thing? I'm not really sure. So

59:06

yeah, so we got a little bit of that. Oh,

59:09

but then when Bruce Willis goes back

59:11

to the bar, I think? I don't

59:13

know. He'll be back somewhere and the

59:15

sheriff's there. along with a good old

59:17

Captain Tom Pickett of the U .S.

59:19

Marshals or whatever, played by Kelso from

59:21

Scrubs. Yep, it is Kelso from Scrubs.

59:24

He may only have one scene in

59:26

this movie, but god damn it, he

59:28

does it good. Oh yes, he does.

59:30

He's like, so I hear you're kind

59:32

of playing in both sides. And

59:34

there was a cop found dead on the

59:36

Mexico side, probably doing some shady shit. You

59:39

know anything about that? No, I don't snitch.

59:41

Fucking right, you don't. All right,

59:43

so here's the thing we paint a

59:45

picture for you. There's two gangs here.

59:47

I'm gonna come back in 10 days

59:49

with a whole shit ton of marshals

59:51

And there's gonna be one game or

59:53

no gangs. I really don't give a

59:55

shit. Yeah If there's one gang left

59:57

because there's a little bit of corruption,

59:59

that's fine I love that how that's

1:00:02

his job and then the actual sheriff

1:00:04

is sitting there like yeah, it's your

1:00:06

job not mine. It's your job I'm

1:00:10

sure he went there because he was

1:00:12

telling the sheriff like look you're supposed

1:00:14

to be keeping the balance here only

1:00:16

one Yeah, but then he's like I'm

1:00:18

not in charge this like double agent

1:00:20

over here is in charge I don't

1:00:23

do shit don't have to I'm old

1:00:25

as shit I do like as he

1:00:27

leaves though he's also like Also if

1:00:29

I were you I wouldn't be here

1:00:31

when I come back cuz I don't

1:00:33

fucking like you All right, let's get

1:00:35

your seat. Gotcha So

1:00:38

yeah, the little thing like, oh, they're

1:00:40

gonna trade Giorgio for like $100 ,000 and

1:00:42

the truck's back. So we get

1:00:45

the exchange and, I don't know,

1:00:47

Hickey pulls the gun, shoots the

1:00:49

guy, and then, I don't

1:00:51

know, they keep Giorgio, but then it's

1:00:53

like, surprise, surprise, they have Doyle's girlfriend. And

1:00:56

so it's like, hey, so we're gonna

1:00:58

trade people here. I'm gonna walk off

1:01:00

my money and go fuck yourselves. Yeah,

1:01:02

but was it money? Oh,

1:01:04

no, it was a bag of... But like,

1:01:07

newspapers or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So,

1:01:10

you know, they exchange people, everybody

1:01:12

drives off in a huff, and then

1:01:14

Bruce Willis is literally standing there

1:01:17

at a crossroads. What's he gonna do?

1:01:20

I see what he means! And

1:01:23

then I'm like, it's a long

1:01:25

walk back to town, I would

1:01:27

assume. Yeah. But

1:01:29

uh... Yeah, he gets back,

1:01:31

goes to the bar. And

1:01:34

of course, Strossie's girlfriend's there.

1:01:36

She's all smacked up. And she's

1:01:38

basically like, so yeah, after

1:01:40

the whole Giorgio thing, he got really

1:01:43

drunk and angry. And he hit me.

1:01:45

So then I told him he fucked times.

1:01:48

I told him no better than us.

1:01:50

And so he did this. He's

1:01:53

like, no man's ever gonna want me

1:01:55

now. He's like, hey, you ain't that bad

1:01:57

looking. Your bruises will heal. Then she

1:01:59

like reveals her ear got cut off. She's

1:02:05

got a big old fat Trump

1:02:07

size bandage on it. Yeah, she does.

1:02:14

Except in her case, it's actually justified

1:02:16

because she's missing her entire ear. She's

1:02:18

missing her entire ear. Yeah. No boys

1:02:20

ever gonna touch me. Yeah. No

1:02:22

guy ever want anything to do with me

1:02:24

again. It's just one of those like... There's

1:02:26

definitely guy there who doesn't give a

1:02:28

shit about your... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You all

1:02:30

look the same in the dark. This

1:02:34

is true. See, mom

1:02:36

knows what I'm talking about. The

1:02:40

point. I believe the

1:02:42

expression you're looking for is,

1:02:45

he's not wrong. Um,

1:02:49

but the sheriff, uh, you know, so

1:02:51

like I think I found your what he

1:02:53

actually says that you can your armor.

1:02:55

Yep. When you go down, it's gonna be

1:02:57

for a skirt. Yep. Which kills me

1:02:59

because did he go down for a skirt?

1:03:01

I mean, did he go down? I

1:03:03

mean, he's not going down on

1:03:05

a skirt. Oh, right. Sorry.

1:03:08

Maybe I could be

1:03:10

talking about that. Did

1:03:12

he go down because of

1:03:14

a skirt? Yeah. I mean,

1:03:17

you know. Technically, it's

1:03:19

kind of difficult. don't know.

1:03:21

He was just beat up. Occupational hazard,

1:03:23

definitely. Well, the reason why he

1:03:25

got his ass beat was because of

1:03:27

the skirt, but he didn't go

1:03:29

down, technically, because of the skirt. Yeah,

1:03:31

yeah. But

1:03:33

yeah, so then we get a

1:03:35

montage of him loading up magazines for what we assume

1:03:37

is going to be the final shoot out of

1:03:39

this movie. Yeah. And I'm like, wait, there's like 45

1:03:41

minutes left. Come on, man. What is

1:03:44

going on here? Yeah,

1:03:46

he joins up with Doyle, but

1:03:48

he's like I want a thousand dollars

1:03:50

in advance and of course Hickey's

1:03:53

like nobody's worth that fuck this bullshit

1:03:55

Oh, yeah, just randomly shoots up

1:03:57

the building. Yeah, I Love that part

1:03:59

though because he went away the

1:04:01

goddamn gun. Yeah. Yeah. Hey No, he

1:04:03

didn't bad Hickey. No give me

1:04:06

your hand. He didn't shoot anyone So

1:04:08

he's like I guess showing off

1:04:10

how really Fucking awesome. He is with

1:04:12

that Tommy just just crazy. I

1:04:14

think shit this building damn you building.

1:04:16

Oh No, I gotta pay for

1:04:19

these repairs Yeah, but uh, but Bruce

1:04:21

was like hey you gotta hide

1:04:23

your girl because he's gonna try to

1:04:25

kidnap her again because you know,

1:04:27

so that's like your weakness Don't worry

1:04:29

about it. You've got some new

1:04:31

guns coming in and you know, she's

1:04:34

a hell of a security eight

1:04:36

guys eight guys, yeah, and I'm a

1:04:38

cool why don't you tell Tell

1:04:40

Smith here exactly where she is because

1:04:42

I can totally trust him because

1:04:44

he's definitely not playing both sides to

1:04:47

stay out on top. Don't know

1:04:49

why you would say that. Yeah, so

1:04:51

they go out to the cabin

1:04:53

where they haven't stored. And oh

1:04:55

look, there's like eight guys, seven guys at the

1:04:57

table having dinner, grew upstairs. And

1:05:09

he is just really lucky that everybody

1:05:11

else in this movie went to the Stormtrooper

1:05:13

School of Shooting. Yeah, yeah. They're all

1:05:16

like within like, I don't know, 30 square

1:05:18

feet. Yeah, they're really close

1:05:20

proximity and every single one of them

1:05:22

misses them. But yeah,

1:05:24

then he goes upstairs and there's like, you

1:05:26

know, the guy holding the gun to her

1:05:28

head and like, behead your men, kill them,

1:05:30

kill them, blah blah blah, you know, pops

1:05:32

him the shoulder and then pops them like

1:05:34

eight more times and you know. Except

1:05:37

that guy strangely enough, the

1:05:39

guy that was holding her, he shot him

1:05:41

and he actually just like went down on the

1:05:43

ground. As opposed to, like, flying back five or

1:05:45

six feet. Oh, Joe! That's

1:05:48

my favorite part, though, the,

1:05:50

like, death shots. Yeah, you're like,

1:05:52

the stuff guys go flying.

1:05:54

Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, you're

1:05:56

like the gun show. Like,

1:05:59

off the top balcony. Yeah,

1:06:01

I was like, it's

1:06:04

a bill of hay. Yeah.

1:06:07

Like a hidden bill of

1:06:09

hay. So

1:06:14

that he puts her in the

1:06:16

car and says like, all right, don't

1:06:18

stop till you get to Mexico.

1:06:20

Here's a couple hundred bucks or gives

1:06:22

her like a thousand bucks. And

1:06:24

of course, she's like, oh, thank you, senior

1:06:27

order, please here, take my necklace. And I'm

1:06:29

like, don't you take that fucking necklace? Even

1:06:31

the first time I watched this movie, I'm like,

1:06:33

don't you fucking take that? That's that's a trap.

1:06:35

She she just killed you, my friend. Drop

1:06:38

it in the dirt or something. Just don't keep

1:06:40

it. Yeah. Yeah, that's just it. You throw it

1:06:42

in the the burning cabin or whatever. No,

1:06:44

that's right. They didn't burn it down. That's right. It was

1:06:46

just the dead bodies were left in there. But yeah, you

1:06:48

just leave it on the floor in there and it's like,

1:06:51

I don't know. It's just in

1:06:53

there now. I don't know. Yeah. You can keep

1:06:55

it though. I'll take it. Yeah. You

1:06:57

want to keep it as a memento? Yeah. But

1:07:00

um, oh, that's right.

1:07:02

We get the light and she's like driving off like

1:07:04

She was really easy to look at, but I'm glad

1:07:06

I'm never going to see her again. So

1:07:10

yeah, morning comes and Doyle and his crew show up

1:07:12

and they're like, what the fuck happened? He's like, I

1:07:15

got here and they were all dead. They're all still

1:07:17

in the dining room or whatever. Hickey

1:07:19

is of course super sus as well.

1:07:21

like, well, you just fucking showed up and

1:07:23

they were all dead, huh? Yeah. Really?

1:07:25

Really? That's what happened? goes, sniff, sniff, gun.

1:07:27

This gun was never fired. Looks like

1:07:29

he never got a shot off. Must have

1:07:32

taken 15, 20 guys. Yeah, 15, 20

1:07:34

guys. And I'm like, uh, no. Or just

1:07:36

verse wills, because he's about us. Yeah,

1:07:38

right. But Doyle starts

1:07:40

losing. Exactly. I want to find out.

1:07:42

I want to see what. Let's

1:07:45

go fucking get him. I don't want do

1:07:47

this. And that's actually pretty good.

1:07:49

All right. Who's like, I'm going to see

1:07:51

what I can find out. OK,

1:07:55

whatever. I don't

1:07:57

know. That's us at all. So

1:08:00

then we cut to Ruth Willis in a

1:08:02

bathtub, you know. The

1:08:04

ladies like this scene as well

1:08:06

as the most milkiest of waters. Honestly,

1:08:08

I... I want to be too

1:08:10

messed up so switched to beer. Yeah,

1:08:12

yeah. Honestly, I was just picturing

1:08:14

the scene from the newer Maverick with

1:08:16

Mel Gibson. Oh, yeah, engine learner.

1:08:18

Yeah, yeah. Why, why, why,

1:08:20

look at you. You're in the tub there and

1:08:22

you're going as a whole six feet away. And

1:08:25

you know, another Academy Award winner from the

1:08:28

70s. Christopher Walken comes in. Surprise, motherfucker!

1:08:32

Extra fries motherfucker Bruce dies

1:08:34

motherfucker But he's like hey,

1:08:36

so we caught up with

1:08:38

this guy who I guess

1:08:40

he she sold your car

1:08:42

for like a hundred bucks

1:08:44

or whatever and He told

1:08:47

us the story that she

1:08:49

had told him a blah

1:08:51

blah blah about a guy

1:08:53

helping her and and they're

1:08:55

like going through shit and like, oh yeah,

1:08:57

this necklace right here, fuck! Rizalus

1:08:59

is just like pooping himself in the bathtub. You

1:09:02

guys can't see the color of the water change,

1:09:04

right? Okay, good. And

1:09:06

then he's like, so who

1:09:09

you running from? We're

1:09:11

trying to figure out who you

1:09:13

are, because no one comes out middle

1:09:15

of fucking nowhere without running from

1:09:17

something. Oh, you

1:09:19

scared? Bathwater's getting

1:09:21

cold. but

1:09:25

then we got to him getting roughed

1:09:27

up like I assume for many many hours

1:09:29

and uh but luckily they dressed him

1:09:31

before they started beating the shit out of

1:09:33

him oh that's true too yeah we're

1:09:35

allowed him to get dressed or something yeah

1:09:37

you're like all right put on some

1:09:39

clothes we're gonna fuck your shit up and

1:09:41

we're not gonna do it and i

1:09:44

can do it all right yeah at least

1:09:46

put on some red heat you know But,

1:09:50

you know, like, where is she, Lebowski? Where's

1:09:53

the girl Lebowski? You know, beating the shit

1:09:55

out of him. And, like, ah, he ain't shit

1:09:57

without his gun. And then I thought they

1:09:59

just, like, left him out in the alley, but

1:10:01

I guess it was, like, the basement or

1:10:03

whatever. It was the basement of the building, yeah.

1:10:05

Yeah. And they just leave him there for

1:10:08

a couple of hours, I don't know, so he

1:10:10

can catch his breath. I don't know. Think

1:10:12

about what he did. That's right. Just, you just

1:10:14

sit there and bleed. We'll be back. Of

1:10:16

course, when they come back, oh, shit. He's gone,

1:10:18

or he's hiding somewhere. Where could he be? Oh,

1:10:20

shit, he's got me! Blah, blah,

1:10:22

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And

1:10:25

shoots his way out of there and

1:10:27

goes right off to somewhere. And

1:10:29

it's, of course, raining outside so they can't follow

1:10:32

his tracks or anything, or blood trail or whatever.

1:10:34

Gotta find him! Gotta find him! Gotta find him!

1:10:36

Gotta him! Stop looking for the girl for five

1:10:38

seconds and find him! You know that kind of

1:10:40

shit, right? And they're searching all the cars. They

1:10:42

go to the bar and the bartender guy, Joe,

1:10:44

he's there. Like, where the fuck is he? I

1:10:46

know he's here. Where the fuck is he? They're

1:10:48

searching the place. But eventually,

1:10:51

they just leave. And oh, no, that's

1:10:53

right. The sheriff shows up and is

1:10:55

like, whoa, whoa, whoa. He

1:10:57

ain't here. Yeah, I think he went headed

1:10:59

out to the roadhouse or whatever. And I'm

1:11:01

like, yeah, he's singing up with Dalton. Yeah,

1:11:04

the Roadhouse. The Double Deuce. Let's

1:11:06

go check Double Deuce. Yeah, the Roadhouse,

1:11:08

the kind of place you'd get

1:11:10

a chicken fried steak. Yeah, that's right.

1:11:12

Which I'm not sure what that

1:11:15

line means. Like,

1:11:17

I mean, I love chicken fried steaks. He just

1:11:19

caught a sewer of chicken steaks. Oh, that's where

1:11:21

I'm going to go for a chicken fried steak

1:11:23

in Prohibition, Texas. I'm going for this. Apparently

1:11:26

so. But we find out

1:11:28

Bruce Wills was really hiding behind the big

1:11:30

blocks of ice or whatever. and

1:11:33

so they pull him out and

1:11:35

the sheriff like drives him out

1:11:37

to the roadhouse and I'm like

1:11:39

why? Why are

1:11:41

you taking him to where all the people who want to

1:11:43

kill him are going? I guess it's

1:11:45

the one road ad town or something.

1:11:47

I don't know. Like you couldn't have the

1:11:49

other direction on that one road? I

1:11:52

don't know. the the

1:11:54

roadhouse is on fire and you see

1:11:56

all all all the guys like running around

1:11:58

there on fire and like anyone that

1:12:00

steps out they're getting shot down with tommy

1:12:02

guns and shins. Yep the Italian group

1:12:04

are into or just being destroyed. Massacred

1:12:07

and uh yeah but Hickey

1:12:09

ends up lighting up Strossie and

1:12:11

Giorgio and like yeah they're

1:12:13

they're done there's one gang now

1:12:16

so you know the Marshalls

1:12:18

are back to being happy now

1:12:20

yeah yep and uh The

1:12:23

thing is the the

1:12:25

car like pulls up and

1:12:27

stops so they can

1:12:29

watch it and then like

1:12:31

once everyone's dead like

1:12:34

The sheriff drives off and

1:12:36

I was expecting he

1:12:38

could turn around like But

1:12:40

nope that's not not

1:12:42

gonna happen in this movie

1:12:45

So then Oh, that's

1:12:47

right. That's basically like, you know, Smith must have

1:12:49

been there. He must be dead. Real credits. Guys,

1:12:51

what do we think of Last Man Standing? No,

1:12:53

no, no. It's

1:12:55

a sheriff that takes him to the

1:12:57

church so we can heal and, I don't

1:12:59

know, eventually give him a gun and

1:13:01

all that. You

1:13:04

would think that that'd be top priority. getting

1:13:06

him that gun while he was there. Oh

1:13:08

yeah, even just in their heel and like,

1:13:10

you know what, here's a little six -shooter

1:13:12

just in case. know what, I'm gonna drop

1:13:14

you off in this real bad condition and

1:13:16

I think maybe I might share one of

1:13:18

these with you. There's only four places within

1:13:20

400 miles of this place. Yeah. I'm gonna

1:13:22

check them all. Yeah. Even the burned down

1:13:24

church or whatever from Pumpkin Head. Maybe they

1:13:27

won't check a church. It's a church. I

1:13:29

mean, I mean, now that the girl's out

1:13:31

there. Yeah. No

1:13:33

one else goes to the church except her. No

1:13:35

one else goes except her. Yeah, the girl. Eventually,

1:13:38

yeah, Joe the bartender, he's like about

1:13:40

to like take delivery out to a

1:13:42

bunch of bandages and shit. They, you

1:13:45

know, the gang shows up and like, what's this

1:13:47

for? And so they're like

1:13:49

onto them. They rough them up and start like

1:13:51

torturing them and stuff. But then like... That's right.

1:13:53

The sheriff runs out the church and is like,

1:13:55

oh, shit, they got Joe. They're gonna be on

1:13:57

to you any minute now. You should probably get

1:13:59

the fuck out of here. Or, you know, here's

1:14:01

some guns if you want to, like, go out blazing

1:14:03

or something, right? This is the last time I

1:14:06

have here. By the way,

1:14:08

Hickey and Doyle, they're out looking for

1:14:10

the girl in Mexico. So it's just, uh,

1:14:13

uh, was it McCool or whatever, and neither

1:14:15

Lackeys or whatever. They're

1:14:17

at Strossie's Hotel and stuff since, you know,

1:14:19

they're not using it. And, uh, so

1:14:21

that's where you're gonna find them. So

1:14:23

he gives him the guns and like a

1:14:25

ride into town and like drops him

1:14:28

off in front of the hotel And I

1:14:30

was like like people see him from

1:14:32

there like no no he sneaks in then

1:14:34

we're gonna hold big shoot out of

1:14:36

Pew pew pew pew Oh, that's right even

1:14:38

before the shootout though. That's right He

1:14:40

sneaks into his room where his clothes and

1:14:42

stuff still are to put those on

1:14:44

like fresh clothes. Yeah, so they look cool

1:14:46

as shit during the shoot out. Yeah Dressed

1:14:53

before they beat the snot out of him, gonna get

1:14:55

dressed before he comes and kills them all. Not gonna have

1:14:57

another make a shoot out. Not

1:15:00

this time. Yeah,

1:15:02

so he saves Joe the bar back

1:15:04

or whatever and I was right, Bruce Willis

1:15:06

does get shot like in the side.

1:15:08

Yeah, so he's like bleeding a bit or

1:15:11

whatever and you know, he's like, all

1:15:13

right, why don't you go give me some

1:15:15

whiskey and then I think I got

1:15:17

a plan. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna leave a

1:15:19

message for Hickey and Doyle

1:15:21

to meet me out at the Roadhouse or

1:15:23

whatever. They're like, well, they're probably not going

1:15:25

to be back for like two days or

1:15:27

whatever. All right, we'll take a sandwich. I

1:15:29

don't know. I'll just be out there waiting

1:15:31

for him. And everybody

1:15:33

in town's leaving. They're like, yeah,

1:15:35

this place got a little dangerous.

1:15:37

The mortality rate, 70 %

1:15:40

of the population have been gunned down in

1:15:42

the last 48 hours. Maybe

1:15:44

we shouldn't hang out here. Maybe I don't want a

1:15:46

gas station here. See

1:15:49

they go out to the Roadhouse

1:15:51

eventually That's right. He goes out to

1:15:53

the Roadhouse with Joe and then

1:15:55

Hickey and Doyle show up, you know

1:15:57

a couple days later But they

1:15:59

also have deputy Bob with them. Hey,

1:16:01

he's back in the movie guys

1:16:03

It's only been an hour and a

1:16:05

half but Doyle's like what the

1:16:07

fuck man we won we won we

1:16:09

can run this town And then

1:16:11

it keeps cutting to the the fourth

1:16:13

guy with the the machine gun

1:16:15

their big guy. Oh dead ejected Bob

1:16:20

Um, so yeah, because it was Doyle Hickey and

1:16:22

Bob who rolled up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he

1:16:24

said the three of us, like including Bruce Wolstead

1:16:27

run this town, but then they keep cutting the

1:16:29

Bob. and Bob was like, what am I going

1:16:31

to cut out of this? Like, you're already deputy.

1:16:33

You're already kind of part of it. Yeah. No,

1:16:36

but, uh, he's also like, so,

1:16:38

uh, so, so. So you

1:16:40

know where she's at? Like, you know where I

1:16:42

can find her? Like, you know, we've been looking

1:16:44

for her, and I know she's in some shit

1:16:46

village in the mountains somewhere, but you know where

1:16:48

it might be? Huh? Huh? I need to find

1:16:50

her. You need to find her, man? to find

1:16:52

her! Meanwhile, Hickey, he's

1:16:54

like, you're not going to fucking

1:16:56

deal with me. This is going to hit my shootout. It's

1:16:58

going to be fucking awesome, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's going

1:17:00

to be fucking great. And, know, in

1:17:03

the middle of it, the joe or

1:17:05

whatever shoots, Doyle. He's like

1:17:07

mid -monologue. Oh, shit.

1:17:09

And Joel is like, I

1:17:11

like how Hickey and Bob are like, the

1:17:14

fuck was that about? like, ah, tell them what

1:17:16

I got in me. I just, that guy's been fucking

1:17:18

with me for years. I'm good. So I had

1:17:20

to do that. Sorry, sorry, attention breaker. I'm just going

1:17:22

to watch though, if that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, they're

1:17:24

walking over to the side. just think he actually goes,

1:17:27

walks over to the side. And watches.

1:17:30

So then, Smith, he shoots

1:17:32

Deputy Bob or whatever.

1:17:34

So then it's just Smith

1:17:36

and Hickey. And he

1:17:38

he's got his Tommy gun

1:17:40

at his side and Smith's just

1:17:42

kind of standing there And

1:17:44

he just drops the Tommy gun

1:17:47

Hickey's like What was it

1:17:49

like? I don't want to die

1:17:51

in Texas Chicago, maybe but

1:17:53

For some reason it was like

1:17:55

super low Yeah, the background

1:17:57

noise was saying this which is

1:17:59

annoying Yeah, but then you

1:18:01

know Hickey starts walking away and

1:18:03

he's like you're not there

1:18:05

kind of guy that would shoot

1:18:07

an unarmed man in the

1:18:09

back, are you? Yeah. Remember from

1:18:11

the cantina scene? Yeah. And

1:18:15

then he grabs the gun by Bruce Willis,

1:18:17

still Johnny on the spot. Blah, blah, blah, blah,

1:18:19

blah, blah. Hickey down. He does like a

1:18:21

backflip. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because, you know, hand can.

1:18:26

Christopher Walken, this a backflip.

1:18:28

It's amazing. And

1:18:30

then, uh, and then, yeah, we get

1:18:33

Bruce Willis with his inner monologue, like...

1:18:35

just like ever see. Sometimes you're just

1:18:37

better off dead or whatever. And

1:18:39

then the Joe gets Doyle's

1:18:41

car, new car now, and

1:18:43

Smith gets the necklace back

1:18:45

and just drives off to

1:18:48

Mexico, broke as a joke.

1:18:51

Roll credits, guys. That's last man

1:18:53

standing. That's it. He was

1:18:55

the last man. Yeah. Except for

1:18:57

Joe. Except for

1:18:59

Joe. And I guess the sheriff. Last

1:19:01

man standing. Almost. Pretty much.

1:19:03

So would you recommend this

1:19:05

movie? Yes. Yeah. Yes.

1:19:08

You know what? It's Guy's movie. It is definitely

1:19:10

a Guy's movie. definitely a Guy's movie. It's a

1:19:12

lot of like just action sequences and tough guys

1:19:14

and it's fun. It's a fun movie. If you

1:19:16

watch this and then follow it with Hot Frosty

1:19:18

or some other girl movie or whatever, it's a

1:19:20

nice give or take right now. No babe, follow

1:19:22

this up with Dirty Work. Just make it a

1:19:24

man's night. Yeah. Try to be

1:19:26

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to economic collapse. When

1:21:18

the threat is beyond belief. Zohan

1:21:21

is back from the dead. We never

1:21:23

did find his body in San Francisco Bay all

1:21:25

those years ago. I told

1:21:27

you these microchips will be huge. Now

1:21:30

I have to flood the

1:21:32

world. Flood the microchip market?

1:21:35

No, the world! Like

1:21:37

that water movie with the Fishman. There's

1:21:40

only one man who can save

1:21:42

us. Bond. James

1:21:44

Bond. I've

1:21:51

developed a lot of gadgets over the years

1:21:53

007, but a time machine simply isn't one of

1:21:55

them. You're

1:21:57

not the man you once were, Bond.

1:21:59

Time knows no messy. Didn't you

1:22:01

die a few movies ago? Obviously,

1:22:03

that's completely irrelevant. But when that

1:22:05

one man reaches a certain age,

1:22:08

he could probably use some help.

1:22:10

Don't worry, I've arranged a meeting

1:22:12

with an old friend of mine.

1:22:14

Wait, you're not Anya Amosova?

1:22:17

No, but I

1:22:20

am Agent XXX. Now,

1:22:23

two cultural icons must work

1:22:26

together to bring down evil. Mr.

1:22:28

Bond, Mr. Cage, you

1:22:30

see, is already too late. Project

1:22:33

Final Strike is already

1:22:35

underway. Yeah? Well,

1:22:38

I live for this shh. Language! Do

1:22:40

you want a PG -13 rating or not? There

1:22:43

you go with your old man

1:22:45

MPAA regulations. Oh, man.

1:22:47

Gentlemen, you're literally a gentleman's eyes. Look

1:22:49

it up! I'm over here divulging my

1:22:51

evil plan! But, will

1:22:53

they be able to even

1:22:55

get along? Yeah? Will you

1:22:57

know about extreme sports? Well,

1:23:00

since you asked, I'm an

1:23:02

Olympic -level skier and marksman. I've

1:23:04

raced speedboats, jet skis, snowmobiles, sports

1:23:06

cars, with missiles on them,

1:23:08

all while people were shooting at

1:23:10

me. Let's see, I've motorbiked

1:23:12

through bazaars, taught Jason Bourne how

1:23:14

to parkour, windsurfed a tsunami, basically

1:23:16

invented your precious snowboarding while listening

1:23:18

to Beach Boys, and I still hold

1:23:21

the record for the highest bungee

1:23:23

jump in human history. So kindly show

1:23:25

me some goddamn respect. Oh yeah?

1:23:27

Well I get a lot of ladies

1:23:29

too. Haha, child please. I

1:23:31

secured more confirmed strange interview to a kill

1:23:33

than you have your entire franchise. Now

1:23:35

if you'll excuse me, I have this bomb to design. I

1:23:38

just don't think I should be alone

1:23:40

tonight. I'll watch her. You

1:23:42

will. No, I'm watching

1:23:44

her. Who do you think? But

1:23:47

I'm more qualified - Who the fuck

1:23:49

you dishwasher? Jinx, you

1:23:51

will be a coke. Give it!

1:23:53

Hello James. Mayday. I

1:23:55

thought you - in an

1:23:57

explosion? No. I'm a genetically

1:23:59

altered superhuman like Wolverine or

1:24:01

Captain America. All those

1:24:03

secret agents? Are you

1:24:05

kidding me? I'm Groot. See?

1:24:08

He gets it! James

1:24:11

Bond and

1:24:13

Xander Cave to

1:24:15

return in

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this fall on

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your favorite

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Podcatcher. Hi,

1:24:34

this is Johnny C. McGinley, and you're listening

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to Everything I Learned From Movies. All the

1:24:38

best. And we're back. Oh

1:24:40

my god, Steve, those are the greatest ads that

1:24:43

I've read in the history of adding. Oh, she

1:24:45

said it. Thank you for every week. Guys,

1:24:48

I don't know about you, but

1:24:50

I'm all thirsty. We got a beer

1:24:52

around here. Oh, what's

1:24:54

this? What's this? What's this?

1:24:56

From proper brewing, Katsumi. It's

1:24:58

beer that's in your hand. Oh,

1:25:00

what's this? What's this? It's

1:25:02

tastier than planned. Hey! From

1:25:06

proper brewing in Salt Lake City. We

1:25:08

have check your head, check style, Pilsner, checkity,

1:25:10

check, check, check. Oh, that's right. Do they

1:25:12

have... Oh, they don't have the full thing

1:25:14

on here anymore. They have like a little

1:25:16

wrap on the... They had a checkity, check,

1:25:19

check, wrap? It was like something I have

1:25:21

like a Beastie Boys thing. But

1:25:24

uh, yeah, there

1:25:26

we are 6

1:25:28

% alcohol by

1:25:30

volume And my

1:25:33

top and the

1:25:35

poor guy my

1:25:37

throat Much more

1:25:40

traditional pills like

1:25:42

a little little

1:25:44

hoppy like that Check

1:25:47

style usually is a little hop here and with

1:25:49

the pill. Yeah, but that last one was almost like

1:25:51

a like a fruity IPA. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely

1:25:54

more Like little

1:25:56

carbon notes and

1:25:58

like earthy piting kind

1:26:00

of yeah That's

1:26:03

proper brewing check your

1:26:05

head I got

1:26:07

some head in my

1:26:10

head In my

1:26:12

FDR ferment drink repeat

1:26:14

cup our IP Oh,

1:26:17

R .A .P. But,

1:26:20

uh, why don't you guys

1:26:22

be interested in any fun facts about this movie? I

1:26:24

don't know, Steve, are they? Fun facts,

1:26:26

super fun facts, cause we're fun, fun

1:26:29

facts! Well, let's find out.

1:26:32

Alright, Rotten Tomatoes, what do you guys

1:26:34

think the critics thought of Last Man

1:26:36

Standing? Like, what percentage thought it was

1:26:38

good? I'm gonna

1:26:40

say 70%. 70? I'm

1:26:43

going to say

1:26:45

35. 35? Oh,

1:26:47

I'm gonna go 55. 55?

1:26:51

I didn't watch it this time. You did?

1:26:53

We watched it this morning. Oh,

1:26:55

that's what we were watching. Yeah, that's what

1:26:57

we were watching. Okay. Yeah,

1:26:59

how many critics do you think thought it was good?

1:27:03

I'm going with Izzy. 55.

1:27:05

55? Uh, Brandon

1:27:07

is closest, 42 % with

1:27:09

the critics. But nobody gives

1:27:12

a fuck about the critics. What about

1:27:14

that audience scores? 112

1:27:16

% now. The

1:27:21

audience, what do I think? I'm

1:27:24

going to go with the audience.

1:27:26

I'm going to stick to my 70%.

1:27:28

All right, 70. I'm going

1:27:31

to say 45. 45?

1:27:35

I'm going to go with 33. 33?

1:27:39

45. 50.

1:27:42

Fifty -five. Fifty -five. Fifty -five. Fifty

1:27:45

-one percent. I was really

1:27:47

close. I'm just

1:27:49

going to guess fifty -one

1:27:51

percent of them were guys.

1:27:54

That's probably a fair assumption to make. Probably

1:27:56

a fair assumption. Sixty

1:27:58

-seven million dollar budget. Any

1:28:01

guesses on the worldwide gross? I'm

1:28:04

going to guess they bombed and did not

1:28:06

make money on the worldwide gross. They probably

1:28:08

made it back on rental though. Oh, totally

1:28:10

on rental. I'm

1:28:12

gonna guess two -thirds of

1:28:14

what they spent on. Uh,

1:28:17

so like forty... Forty -something. Forty -five

1:28:19

thousand. Forty -five million inches. Forty -five thousand,

1:28:21

oh. Forty -five thousand. Now, forty

1:28:23

-five million, guess, guess. I

1:28:26

have no idea. I don't either. Forty

1:28:30

-seven point three, not bad at all. God

1:28:32

damn it, okay. Eighteen point one in

1:28:34

the U .S. and forty -seven point three worldwide,

1:28:36

so. Yeah, there you go. How was

1:28:38

it in Japan, though? Oh, wow. I just

1:28:41

have worldwide a new mess. This

1:28:43

movie, like a fistful of

1:28:46

dollars, is a retelling of

1:28:48

the story in Yojimbo, which

1:28:50

is itself based on Dashiell

1:28:52

Hammett's 1927 novel Red Harvest.

1:28:55

There you go. So anyone want to read the book?

1:28:58

Let me know how it goes. 1927.

1:29:00

Oh, that's probably like more accurate to

1:29:02

the book. Are they prohibition? Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:07

So super weird. We had on our

1:29:09

planet at the same time, Cowboys,

1:29:11

Samurais, and Knights in

1:29:13

Armor. That is wild.

1:29:16

existed at the same time. Where's that crossover

1:29:18

movie? That feels weird, right?

1:29:21

Yeah. Come on, man. Do it the

1:29:23

program. That would be good. Yeah. When

1:29:25

you look at like the timeline of

1:29:27

things. Yeah. Really? It's weird how

1:29:29

much overlap there is. Oh, you know

1:29:31

it's also weird speaking of times. I

1:29:34

believe it was Queen

1:29:36

Elizabeth and Marilyn Monroe were

1:29:38

the same age. Oh,

1:29:41

Elizabeth the second or

1:29:43

whatever. The most recent Queen

1:29:46

Elizabeth just passed a

1:29:48

few years ago. Her

1:29:50

and Marilyn Monroe were the same room at the same time. No,

1:29:52

you actually did. There's one picture

1:29:54

of them. Oh, she's standing like like

1:29:56

like, you know, she's like right next

1:29:58

to me The queen the queen is

1:30:00

walking like down like a procession of

1:30:02

people who are just saying they're saying,

1:30:04

you know Nice to meet you blah

1:30:06

blah blah blah and she's standing off

1:30:08

to one side and she's like you

1:30:10

can see like Elizabeth leaning forward Marilyn

1:30:12

leaning forward the same time talking to

1:30:15

each other They're the same age they're

1:30:17

within like a few months of each

1:30:19

other in age New line cinema wanted

1:30:21

to remake Yojimbo as a sci -fi film

1:30:23

in the vein of Mad Max and

1:30:25

Escape from New York. But,

1:30:27

Walter Heale insisted on setting in

1:30:29

a depression here at Texas, seeing the

1:30:31

rustic landscape as more fitting. It

1:30:34

is experience directing Westerns. Guys, what if

1:30:36

this were a sci -fi movie in

1:30:38

the vein of Mad Max? Escape from

1:30:40

New York. Coming next year, the Year

1:30:42

of the Apocalypse! So

1:30:44

it strikes me as

1:30:47

almost like... And

1:30:49

I don't want to be doing a disservice

1:30:51

to the fifth element, but it would kind of

1:30:53

have that sort of way before. Way many

1:30:55

years before, but it would have like a fifth

1:30:57

element vibe to it just because of the

1:30:59

association in my head. Even though it would have

1:31:01

been many years before the fifth element. She

1:31:04

was at the Sean Connery movie Outland that's

1:31:06

basically a western set in deep space. Yep.

1:31:08

Now there's a new sheriff in town. a

1:31:11

new sheriff in town. There's a new

1:31:13

sheriff in town, Sean. That's so good.

1:31:15

I love his accent. Do you have

1:31:17

the beast in your sights? I ain't

1:31:19

good at that movie. Yeah, it's so

1:31:21

good. I watch that every time it

1:31:23

came by. Oh, I saw it was

1:31:26

an advertisement on TV about hot shingles.

1:31:30

No, they're just redoing your roof.

1:31:32

All right. Let's suck it,

1:31:34

Trebek. Shuck it, Trebek. An

1:31:36

anal bum cover. That

1:31:39

would be an album cover. Shut up,

1:31:41

Trebek. Your

1:31:44

mother's a whore. So

1:31:48

guys, James Ramar was Walter Hill's

1:31:50

original choice for Hickey. Oh.

1:31:52

You guys know who James Ramar is? He's

1:31:54

in the Warriors. He's Ajax from the

1:31:57

Warriors. Oh. Dexter's

1:31:59

dad from the Dexter series. We

1:32:02

got another during October and that

1:32:04

um shit. What was the name

1:32:06

of the movie the? I

1:32:08

Don't know. I don't know. It

1:32:11

was the bear movie him and Cheryl

1:32:13

and fan 2015. Oh my god

1:32:15

the bear movie that we watched during

1:32:17

October. I know killable. Oh Jesus

1:32:19

Christ We just watched it like two

1:32:21

months ago. I'm looking it up

1:32:24

Steve we watched it in August

1:32:26

and you know 215

1:32:31

killer bear a natural that's

1:32:33

what it's on to be

1:32:35

guys check it out. Thank

1:32:37

you, but uh, but the

1:32:39

studio chose Christopher walk it

1:32:41

Now we're talking about it

1:32:43

cuz Christopher walkin a One

1:32:46

so glad they did pick

1:32:48

him because he's such a

1:32:50

good job. Oh, yeah A

1:32:52

130 minute long VHS workprint

1:32:54

of the film, which is

1:32:56

which was probably Walter Hill's

1:32:58

original rough cut was in

1:33:01

circulation in 95 and 96.

1:33:03

What? It had no

1:33:05

opening and ending credits, but it did

1:33:07

have a lot of additional scenes, although

1:33:09

it is not known if it was

1:33:11

all in the original ending of the

1:33:13

film, with the alternative final showdown between

1:33:15

Smith and Hickey and the different death

1:33:17

of Hickey. But even since

1:33:19

those, even since those years, it

1:33:22

hasn't shown up. But there are

1:33:24

shots in the trailer, so. Yeah,

1:33:27

the version we watched was, well, like an hour,

1:33:30

hour 45, something like that. I think

1:33:32

the total runtime was like 100 minutes,

1:33:34

like it was pretty tight. It was

1:33:36

like an hour and 41 minutes, I

1:33:38

think, in total. Yeah, okay, so yeah,

1:33:40

an extra 30 minutes, I guess, on

1:33:42

this version, but... Oh, wow. Yeah. Originally,

1:33:45

Smith's confrontation with Doyle and Hickey was

1:33:47

going to take place in front of the

1:33:49

Alamo Hotel, where Smith hangs the Tommy

1:33:52

gun, you know, there to send a message

1:33:54

or whatever. Yep, yep. Smith was going

1:33:56

to shoot Doyle in the crotch, ugly, as

1:33:58

revenge for raping and enslaving Felina,

1:34:00

I guess his girlfriend, and then

1:34:02

blow his brains out. Oh shit.

1:34:05

He would then slowly shoot down Hickey.

1:34:07

Portion of this scene is included in the

1:34:09

Hatchimal trailer, which shows Hickey clutching his Tommy

1:34:12

gun and staggering as he croaks. I'll see

1:34:14

you in hell! So

1:34:16

yeah, that must have been part of the

1:34:18

ultimate cut. Oh, there you go. Sounds pretty good.

1:34:21

and one of the three big

1:34:23

budget, star -driven films that New

1:34:26

York Cinema released in 1996. Any

1:34:28

guesses what the other two were? Spoilers.

1:34:31

One of which we talked about in the

1:34:33

podcast, one of which we're just waiting

1:34:35

for the right time. Oh, hold on. I'm

1:34:38

guessing. I don't

1:34:40

it. 96. Oh, shit. 96 New Line Cinema.

1:34:42

I'll give you a hint. I'm

1:34:45

always Frank and Ernest with my women.

1:34:47

In Chicago, I'm Frank and in New York,

1:34:49

I'm Ernest. Oh,

1:34:52

shit. My

1:34:54

first thought was actually Demolition Mem, but I think I'm

1:34:56

on the gear. Oh, that's 93. Oh, okay, okay. Directed

1:34:58

by Shane Black. No, sorry. Written by Shane

1:35:00

Black, I think directed by Rennie Arland. Sushi,

1:35:03

stop. Sushi, please just tell us what you

1:35:05

think it is. In English, please. No,

1:35:08

that's not English. All right, it's Long Kiss Good

1:35:10

Night. Oh, okay, yeah.

1:35:13

And the other one... You're

1:35:15

okay. There's a great documentary about

1:35:17

the making of the movie. And

1:35:19

we all forget that David Thubus was

1:35:21

the star of it. Oh, I knew what

1:35:23

this was! Dragonheart? No, we're

1:35:25

close though. Island of

1:35:27

Dr. Moreau. Oh, okay now!

1:35:29

Son of a bitch! I love that

1:35:31

one! Right? Yeah, it's all bangers.

1:35:34

Have you seen Heart of Darkness, the

1:35:36

making of Island Moreau? Yes, yes,

1:35:38

I have seen that one, yes. It's

1:35:40

so good. Oh,

1:35:42

it's so good. So that

1:35:44

movie should, like... no

1:35:46

reason it should have been finished.

1:35:48

It's amazing it got finished. Yeah,

1:35:50

the documentary was amazing. Yeah,

1:35:53

the original director was basically fired two

1:35:55

weeks into shooting and he was supposed

1:35:57

to fly home to Australia and he

1:35:59

stayed on set and was an extra

1:36:01

in a bunch of scenes and nobody

1:36:03

knew. Yeah, he hung out with a

1:36:05

bunch of hippies in the surrounding jungle.

1:36:07

Yeah, he just lived in the jungle.

1:36:10

And then talked to a few of his extra friends and they're

1:36:12

like, yeah, here's a mask, you're in the show now. That

1:36:15

was very cool as they

1:36:17

rolled that bias because we've been

1:36:20

watching. yeah

1:36:22

that's why we know these

1:36:24

you guys i have to tell

1:36:26

you i feel like i'm

1:36:28

the chosen one right now because

1:36:30

your 23 year old cat

1:36:32

has climbed on my lap to

1:36:34

tell me that he loves

1:36:36

me mean the immortal bastard pickles

1:36:38

the immortal bastard he's the

1:36:40

oldest i a cat for 22

1:36:42

years and this cat is

1:36:44

the oldest cat i know mr

1:36:46

pickles no science of slowing

1:36:49

down no so good and when

1:36:51

I was 18 and he

1:36:53

was already two years old. Oh,

1:36:55

it is the best. I

1:36:57

just feel like I'm the chosen one tonight, everybody.