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in this whole castle. Hello everyone and I'm
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looking at Everything Iconic with me, Danny Pellegrino.
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That was a clip from this reality show
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that's on Peacock called The Traders. If you
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haven't started watching The Traders, it's a fantastic
4:12
show where they get a bunch of people
4:14
from reality TV. A lot of our bra
4:16
celebrities are over there. We got Dolores. We
4:19
had Durinda. We had Durinda on there. And
4:21
we have Tom Sandable. Tom Sandoval. Of course,
4:23
Tom Zinsovol from the Vanderpump rules on Bravo.
4:25
And traders figured something out very early on
4:27
with Tom Sandoval that I think Vanderpump rolls
4:30
wasn't able to grasp, especially at the end
4:32
of their run. Because those last couple seasons,
4:34
I felt like they were trying to rehabilitate
4:36
Tom's image. instead of presenting him in like
4:39
an honest way. And so what we're seeing
4:41
on the traders is that Tom's being edited
4:43
like Elmer Fud versus on Van der Pompuels
4:45
at the end of the run there, he
4:47
was being edited like Bugs Bunny and he's
4:50
not the leading man of the show, he's
4:52
more leading man of the show, he's more
4:54
of the bumbling man of the show, he's
4:56
more of like the Bumbling Man, and he's
4:58
not the leading man of the show, he's
5:01
more of like the bumbling man of the
5:03
show, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's more of
5:05
like, he's more of like, he's more of
5:07
like, he's, he's, he's, he's more of like,
5:09
he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
5:12
he's, he's, he's, he's, he's more of like,
5:14
he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, It's fun
5:16
to laugh at him on traders. And on
5:18
van or pump rolls, they were trying to
5:20
present him as the hero of the story.
5:23
And especially after Jack's left van or pump
5:25
rolls, it was like they made him the
5:27
number one guy in the group, they made
5:29
him the leading man of the show, and
5:32
maybe he wasn't meant to be the leading
5:34
man of the show. He was meant to
5:36
be the elmer fud that we can all
5:38
look and laugh at as the bumblinging idiot.
5:40
So that's what Traders has got figured out.
5:43
I'm enjoying it. There's lots going on on
5:45
TV right now. Of course, the Real House
5:47
of Salt Lake City did wrap up and
5:49
I missed them. I've been singing, what's that,
5:51
Sarah McLaughlin song? I will remember you. I
5:54
will remember them. I will remember them. I
5:56
will remember them. I will remember them. I
5:58
will remember them. I will remember them. I'm
6:00
sad that they're no longer with us, but
6:02
we do have Summer House back, Southern Hospitalities.
6:05
They should probably pay me for that. But
6:07
probably ain't paying me for that. And so
6:09
I'm not on this microphone telling you to
6:11
watch just for my health. I'm here telling
6:13
you to watch because it's a good fucking
6:16
show. And I wouldn't say that if it
6:18
was a bad fucking show. Do you get
6:20
what I mean? But they in Vegas now
6:22
and Emmy, as Emmy and Will, you guys,
6:24
their relationship, like what's going on there? It's
6:27
just waiting to explode. And they are young
6:29
people. If you're not on board of southern
6:31
hospitality yet, you just didn't know going into
6:33
it that it's very vander pump rules ask.
6:36
Don't even watch that first season. Just skip
6:38
that. Just skip, but don't tell anyone I
6:40
told you that, but skip the first season.
6:42
Maybe even skip the second season, jump right
6:44
into season three, I'd say. But know that
6:47
it's like the underpumples, they're young dumb people,
6:49
and that's what's fun about watching it. And
6:51
that's one of the things that I have
6:53
as a critique of summer house right now
6:55
that I want to get into. And then
6:58
after that we'll get into the Beverly Hills
7:00
Housewives do an official full recap of Beverly
7:02
Hills Housewives. But for now on summer house,
7:04
I have to say that Bravo's asking me
7:06
to spend a lot of disbelief. But for
7:09
now on summer house, I have to say
7:11
that Bravo's asking me to suspend a lot
7:13
of disbelief. And I'm not trying to age,
7:15
or whatever. But the truth is, a 40-something
7:17
married man, married couple, in that same summer
7:20
timeshare house as a 26-year-old gal. I mean,
7:22
how old's that new gal, Lexi? They think
7:24
they said 26, and then she's got the
7:26
friend there. They're in their mid-20s. And it's
7:29
like, so bizarre. And then we have a
7:31
pregnant woman in there. And it's like, I
7:33
don't even feel comfortable, Lindsay, Lindsay, in that
7:35
toxic house. Get her out of there. And
7:37
so I do not. And also I just
7:40
think it's weird, like we're asking the audience
7:42
to spend so much disbelief to believe that
7:44
this group of people would be vacationing together.
7:46
And I know, bravo, you have to, right?
7:48
All these shows, you have to sort of
7:51
assume that it's set up, it's a show,
7:53
you kind of got to get rid of
7:55
all that in your head that says this
7:57
doesn't make sense, but I still think that
7:59
there has to be some tether to reality
8:02
to reality with the shows. as the audience,
8:04
we could pretend that certain people are friends
8:06
when they're not, we could pretend we can
8:08
go pretty far with you. But I just
8:10
think they're a step too far this season
8:13
on Summer House and that's my truth because...
8:15
It doesn't make sense why this group of
8:17
people would be vacationing together. I don't even
8:19
think Page and Sierra would even want a
8:22
vacation anymore. I think that Page has done
8:24
it enough times. She probably don't want to
8:26
go vacation in the summer house again. But
8:28
it's her job and she's got to do
8:30
it. Anyway, so all these people in this
8:33
house together, I'm like, what the fuck is
8:35
this group? It's these young girls would want
8:37
to be in a house with Kyle and
8:39
a married woman and a pregnant lady. I
8:41
don't want to be staying in the house
8:44
with the married couple and the pregnant woman.
8:46
And again, nothing against pregnant women because I
8:48
want pregnant ladies to have fun as much
8:50
as the rest of us. But I certainly
8:52
don't want to be sitting in a house
8:55
with Kyle stumbling drunk at 2am or West
8:57
and Jesse bringing home who knows who in
8:59
the middle of the night. I mean, it's
9:01
like craziness. And Sierra is being tough on
9:03
West, which I'm excited about. because she let
9:05
him sign with way too much. And West
9:07
had a really good season last year. It
9:10
was his freshman year, and he was sort
9:12
of the darling of the show. By the
9:14
end of the season, of course, everyone started
9:16
turning on him. But overall, I'd say West
9:18
had a pretty good season, and that's why
9:20
he was able to get things like New
9:22
York Times. And he was getting bigger press
9:24
outlets at the time, which you can really
9:26
analyze, I mean, because... Publicists just can't get
9:28
anyone interviews in New York Times, right? Like
9:30
there has to be some sort of popularity
9:33
or something going on in the zeitgeist where
9:35
the major outlet is going to want to
9:37
think that people will want to read from
9:39
West. So anyway, it was interesting that it
9:41
was his first year and he was getting
9:43
these bigger outlets and stuff. And then he's
9:45
going and talking about Sierra who's this stunningly
9:47
beautiful gale. But anyway, she got the short
9:49
end of the stick and so she's coming
9:51
in hot this year. What else do we
9:53
have going on? The ultrasound photo that is
9:56
going to be in the house all summer.
10:00
You guys, I'm going to be at
10:02
the BSP mood, by the way. Because
10:04
did you see the Backstreet Boys announced
10:06
they're going to be doing a residency
10:09
at the sphere in Las Vegas? I
10:11
want to go. I like the back,
10:13
I mean, and Sink is my number
10:15
one. So of course, JC, my turtle-like
10:17
prince is my number one. But I
10:19
love Backstreet Boys, and so I'm excited
10:21
they're going to be at the sphere.
10:23
I don't know if I'm going to
10:25
get to go. And I heard that.
10:27
What do you need him more? That
10:29
voice of AJ. I'm wet. Okay, moving
10:31
on. Page, we talked about her and
10:33
Craig. Did we talk about her and
10:35
Craig? I don't know. I'm still on
10:37
page aside. And now Craig's going on.
10:39
He's going on. He's going on. He's
10:41
going on. He's going to be on
10:43
Tamara Hall this week. Tamron Hall. And
10:45
I saw him in a clip saying
10:47
that that it wasn't true that he
10:49
was texting other women, but we saw
10:51
at the at the end of Summer
10:53
House. Who's the who they're both telling
10:55
a story? Who am I going to
10:57
believe now? I could believe page I
10:59
could believe Craig I could believe page
11:01
who I don't know to lie to
11:03
me that often on the show or
11:05
I could believe Craig who I know
11:07
has a very long and detailed history
11:09
of lying and admitting to being a
11:12
very good liar on camera. You know
11:14
he said that on camera. And he's
11:16
been caught in many lies. And it's
11:18
been accused that everyone he knows and
11:20
comes in contact with on the show
11:22
seems to as well. So I guess
11:24
I could choose one or the other.
11:26
Okay, moving on. Augusta and Beverly Hills.
11:28
Should we get into the the reva
11:30
of it all? You guys, okay, the
11:32
real house is Beverly Hills. Let's dive
11:34
right in. This was an episode. People
11:36
were comparing it to August, Osage County,
11:38
that Merrill Street, Julie, Julie Roberts film,
11:40
where they. go to have this dinner
11:42
and it's like everybody's arguing it's just
11:44
a lot of tension in the house
11:46
and it's a family and it's tension
11:48
and I could see that and I
11:50
sometimes like you know on the housewives
11:52
you hear me on this microphone podcast
11:54
or podcast microphone You hear me all
11:56
the time say, I like when things
11:58
get a little dark and gritty, within
12:00
reason. But I also say that I
12:02
can change my mind at the drop
12:04
of the hat. And the truth is
12:06
this week on the Real House is
12:08
Beverly Hills. I found it to be
12:10
too bleak, too dark. I didn't like
12:12
watching it. It was too depressing. I'm
12:14
sorry. I thought it was like a
12:17
little, I don't know, I didn't love
12:19
it. I mean, it was interesting. Here's
12:21
what I will say, getting to know,
12:23
getting to know Sutton, getting to know
12:25
Sutton, I think is going to know
12:27
Sutton, I think is gonna be. Very
12:29
important for us moving forward. I think
12:31
it gives us so much insight into
12:33
who this person is sudden, why she
12:35
is the way that she is, where
12:37
she comes from, and I love getting
12:39
to know her and all those things.
12:41
There were just a few moments that
12:43
to me kind of pushed it over
12:45
the edge into like too bleak territory,
12:47
like when they were going to visit
12:49
the house. I didn't like that. And
12:51
I admit I could be a little
12:53
sensitive when it comes to mental health
12:55
issues and suicide. I can be a
12:57
little extra, a little extra sensitive about
12:59
at all. That's a me issue. It's
13:01
my problem, in the words of Jerinda
13:03
Medley's tagline, it's my problem. It's your
13:05
problem. And so it is my problem,
13:07
but it makes me a little, it's
13:09
a little too bleak for me. And
13:11
so when they were saying we're going
13:13
to the house and then sentence, like,
13:15
I had a friend who, it called
13:17
ahead and said, they called ahead and
13:20
said, they said we could come in
13:22
the house. In my head I was
13:24
thinking, actually, I bet reaction. I don't
13:26
know that for certain, but the way
13:28
Sutton was like, oh yeah, my friend
13:30
set up me going to the childhood
13:32
home or the home I lived at
13:34
the family or last saw my father
13:36
in, she was saying, my friend set
13:38
it up. And I'm like, that's code
13:40
for producers because otherwise they would say
13:42
the actual name. Now it's possible they
13:44
were hiding the anonymity, anonymity, anonymity, anonymity,
13:46
anonymity, anonymity. I'm such a dummy. Such
13:48
a dummy sometimes. Anyway, they could have
13:50
been trying to protect the... But I
13:52
don't believe that. I mean, that's not
13:54
something I believe. I think it was
13:56
production. It was like, oh, yeah, let's
13:58
go film there, which is so bleak
14:00
to me. It's just, I don't know
14:02
of another word. I know I keep
14:04
saying bleak, but I'm like, why are
14:06
we filming there? And I guess something
14:08
was saying to give closure and I
14:10
guess something was saying to give closure
14:12
and to confront these things and it
14:14
just didn't feel like it was too
14:16
depressing. It went a couple steps too
14:18
far. I loved all the Reba-ness of
14:20
it. I loved being in Reba's house
14:23
with her. She's got the boyfriend and
14:25
the Jiggalo, we call it. And so
14:27
I loved all that stuff and I
14:29
found that really compelling. And even though
14:31
it was dark, I was really fascinated
14:33
by getting to know Reba and all
14:35
that stuff. But when we went to
14:37
that other house, I just felt like
14:39
this was a bridge too far and
14:41
it didn't even feel natural to me
14:43
like somebody would be doing it. to
14:45
get some closure or something, but maybe
14:47
I misread it, and maybe it was
14:49
truthful and real, and if so, God
14:51
bless us. And if she, I hope
14:53
she did get some closure, and it
14:55
seems like she did, and she even
14:57
seemed to get a lot of closure
14:59
with Reba, which I was so happy
15:01
about, because we got to know Reba
15:03
last week. She seemed like a complete
15:05
monster. And then not only that, this
15:07
week, we find out, guess what, she's
15:09
a therapist. Let's just breathe that in.
15:11
Breathe that in. Because it's a lot
15:13
to breathe in. When I heard that,
15:15
I mean, did everyone else mouth go
15:17
agape? When you heard all of a
15:19
sudden, she's a therapist. I'm like, a
15:21
therapist for what? For humans? I hope
15:23
she's not therepizing humans. I hope she's
15:25
sitting in front of a plant talking
15:28
or something. Or some sort of dog
15:30
or creature or something. I don't know.
15:32
Ant Farm, I don't give a fuck,
15:34
but I don't give a fuck. But
15:36
I don't know that she should be.
15:38
But I don't know that she should
15:40
be there. She should be there. I'm
15:42
not sure that that's the case, but
15:44
God bless if she's doing a good
15:46
job. I mean, she's retiring, so I
15:48
guess she's not doing it anymore, but
15:50
woo! I'm not sure I need advice
15:52
from that woman. I'm not sure that
15:54
she's the type of person that I
15:56
need to call up when I'm going
15:58
through something. Because like I said last
16:00
week in the show, she would make
16:02
me cry in 30 seconds flat, I
16:04
think. I was actually trying to time,
16:06
like how long I think I could
16:08
spend with Reba in a room before
16:10
she would make me full on cry,
16:12
like ugly cry. And the truth is,
16:14
I don't think it would go 30
16:16
seconds without crying. And the truth is,
16:18
I don't think it would go 30
16:20
seconds without crying in front of Reba.
16:22
And for her to be a therapist,
16:24
I mean, but I don't like... I
16:26
don't like her being in charge of
16:28
telling people what to do, but it
16:31
is happening. It's happening. So that's what's
16:33
going on. But there was a lot
16:35
of time in Augusta too. It felt
16:37
like it was a whole episode in
16:39
Augusta. And again, I see why don't
16:41
we bring all the cast members here?
16:43
Although it's nice, I guess, being able
16:45
to check in with Erica during her
16:47
remodel. I mean, that's all we're doing
16:49
is the remodel with Erica. And I'm
16:51
happy that she's remodel in that she's
16:53
remodel in that West Hollywood place. We
16:55
also have Kyle, I've still been just
16:57
watching Kyle with Reba because I'm really
16:59
fascinated by that dynamic. And I did
17:01
get mad on behalf of Kyle. And
17:03
you know I'm tough on Splits Richards.
17:05
I'm very tough on her, sometimes too
17:07
tough, I would say. But I'm gonna
17:09
side with her in this scene here
17:11
where she was at the brunch table.
17:13
And they were serving grits, I think.
17:15
They pointed out to Kyle that she
17:17
wasn't eating her grits. And I know
17:19
what they were doing. And I think
17:21
it was Garcell or Sutton. One of
17:23
them pointed out on the brunch table
17:25
that Kyle wasn't eating a portion of
17:27
her food. And let me tell you
17:29
something. There's nothing more fucking annoying than
17:31
when you're sitting down and then your
17:34
friend is going to announce to the
17:36
whole fucking table that you're not eating
17:38
an item on your plate. What if
17:40
you're allergic? What if you don't want
17:42
that right now? What if you're full?
17:44
There are a myriad of reasons that
17:46
you do need to point out. And
17:48
yes, I understand they wanted her to
17:50
try it, but it was like maybe
17:52
she did try it. She just wanted
17:54
it or something and she wanted it
17:56
to be polite. And so I'm citing
17:58
with Kyle because She didn't make a
18:00
big fuss of it. If she would
18:02
have said, oh, I don't like that,
18:04
or she made a face, or a
18:06
stink, or something, I would understand calling
18:08
her out vocally about it. But the
18:10
truth is she sat there quiet, and
18:12
then a bunch of them were like,
18:14
you're not eating that. And I was
18:16
like, oh my God, that's my biggest
18:18
nightmare, especially as someone with food issues.
18:20
Body image, food issues, I'd be fucked.
18:22
And so I don't like that they
18:24
were calling around for that. And so
18:26
I'm on team Kyle for that one.
18:28
But this is where Sutton at the
18:30
brunch table, where she brings up, she's
18:32
like, I want to take everyone, I
18:34
want to take my girlfriends to the
18:37
childhood home where her dad passed. And
18:39
I was like, what are we doing
18:41
that for? And Reba's like, I'm not
18:43
doing that. Reba, who I was like,
18:45
I'm not doing that. Reba, that was
18:47
the nightmare this whole time. I was
18:49
like, Reba, that was the nightmare this
18:51
whole time. I was all happening. So
18:53
anyway, she sudden says when the dad
18:55
shot himself, mom was home and in
18:57
the kitchen and she knew that he
18:59
was self-medicating and she knew that there
19:01
was a loaded gun in the house
19:03
and so Sutton says there was resentment
19:05
and that was tough. That was tough.
19:07
That was tough. To hear and they
19:09
are scoring this to hear and and
19:11
they are scoring this episode differently even
19:13
as well like the musical cues in
19:15
this episode are a little bit heavier.
19:17
There was one point where it sounded
19:19
like the score from the social network,
19:21
do you know what I mean? How
19:23
did they get Trent Resner to a
19:25
soundtrack scene with the Reba, Sutton's mom
19:27
on the Real Hospital of Hills? I
19:29
was noticing that on Southern Hospitality too
19:31
when they were in Vegas. I don't
19:33
know if it was a flashback or
19:35
something when they were at the car
19:37
scene and they were playing like car
19:39
music, like fast car music. I think
19:42
they were doing one of those like
19:44
NASCAR things, you know, I think they
19:46
did that on Salt Lake City House
19:48
size too when they go to Vegas
19:50
and then they do that the driving
19:52
around a Ferrari in Vegas. I don't
19:54
even know if I'm saying these words
19:56
correctly, but you know what I'm talking
19:58
about when they do the race card
20:00
thing in Vegas. And I've never been
20:02
interested in that. I'm not a car
20:04
person. Even as a kid, I preferred
20:06
more like the the monorail or the
20:08
antique cars. Remember the antique cars? I
20:10
used to have a place called Jogelake.
20:12
You'd go and they'd have antique cars
20:14
and not go carts. I'm talking, they
20:16
called them antique cars, but they were
20:18
just on a track and they moved
20:20
like one mile per hour. Like literally
20:22
could walk faster. You could crawl faster
20:24
than these antique cars. And as a
20:26
kid I was like, I'm not. My
20:28
brothers just wanted to ride fast. I'm
20:30
like, no, put me on the monorail.
20:32
I want to go slow. And so
20:34
when they do that, I'm not interested.
20:36
But anyway, I'm Beverly Hill's house, they're
20:38
playing the social network score for Reba.
20:40
And Erica, she does, oh, speaking of
20:42
nice cars, we see that Erica, she
20:45
got a Porsche. That's right, she got
20:47
a Porsche. Did I see that correctly?
20:49
I was a little confused. Was it
20:51
a flashback? Was it a flashback? A
20:53
previous season when she was wealthy and
20:55
the old man she was with was
20:57
been bustling people and she had more
20:59
money in the bank account? Or is
21:01
this something she saved up for while
21:03
she was doing the remodel of her
21:05
Wejo place? I don't know. I don't
21:07
know what the truth is. I probably
21:09
should have just paid more attention to
21:11
what the truth is, to be honest
21:13
and then I would have just paid
21:15
more attention to be honest and then
21:17
I would know what the truth is,
21:19
but I've been staying away from all
21:21
the news and trying to... really protect
21:23
my peace and stuff this year. So
21:25
I've been trying to stay off social
21:27
media off the news, but you got
21:29
to fill your time with something. So
21:31
then I'm on all the websites shopping
21:33
every second and I'm just getting waking
21:35
up and things are coming to the
21:37
door and it's exciting. But it's also
21:39
like, okay, I don't need three boxes
21:41
at the door every fucking day. But
21:43
it's also like, okay, I don't need
21:45
three boxes at the door every fucking.
21:48
And so yeah, I'm on the Pottery
21:50
Barn website for four hours at night.
21:52
Yes! So Sue me! Anyway, Pottery Barn
21:54
kids have been on that site. Okay,
21:56
where are we at here? The show...
21:58
So this was sort of a weird,
22:00
a weird week because it was so
22:02
depressing. It's hard to recap actually. One
22:04
thing about me is they don't love
22:06
to recap a depressing episode because it's
22:08
like, it's depressing. Should we talk about,
22:10
okay, we talked about Erica's Porsche, she's
22:12
getting excited about her life again, Bamboozle
22:14
Jane. They're sort of presenting Erica Jane,
22:16
lovingly referred to as Bamboozle Jane as
22:18
her storyline being done. Are you feeling
22:20
that way? It's like they're wrapping everything
22:22
up. So for four or five years
22:24
now, I don't know how many seasons
22:26
it's been that we've been dealing with
22:28
the fallout of Eric Jane and her
22:30
husband Tom Girardi and it's been in
22:32
national news and this feels like the
22:34
obvious sort of button on that whole
22:36
era of the Real House List of
22:38
Beverly Hills because now we're just watching
22:40
a remodel and she seems fine. She
22:42
seems like she's doing okay. And it's
22:44
sort of the vibes of someone who's
22:46
announced they're leaving a sitcom, and yet
22:48
they spend a whole season, like their
22:50
whole last season doing a tribute to
22:53
them. That's how Erica's role feels this
22:55
season to me on the rail. It's
22:57
Beverly Hills, like Michael Scott on the
22:59
office, when they announced that Steve Carell
23:01
was leaving the office. Then the whole
23:03
season before Michael Scott was getting like
23:05
a send-off. And I feel like that's
23:07
what Erica's getting, where it's just like,
23:09
like, wrapping up her story, She's not
23:11
getting in the mix with anybody. She's
23:13
just coming on being easy breezy and
23:15
it feels like they're doing a little,
23:17
wrapping it up. Wrapping it up. Now
23:19
we have Bo's and her daughter and
23:21
it's nice. Keely and they're talking about
23:23
Keely, the boyfriend and her maybe having
23:25
another kid. Meanwhile in Augusta, this is
23:27
when the gals go to that house
23:29
and a sentence says, my good friend
23:31
who knows the current owners arranged it.
23:33
And Garsell says, oh, okay. And what
23:35
Garsell was saying, like, oh, okay, producers
23:37
did this, like, like, loud and clear,
23:39
gotcha, Sutton, producers did this. Hear ya,
23:41
hear ya. Okay, let's take a break
23:43
here and we're going to come back.
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B. And
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we're back. Girl? Okay, the real house is
28:03
probably held. So Sutton does go to the
28:05
house with Marcel and Kyle and... It is
28:07
very tough and I maybe am being too
28:10
sensitive about it because there was a lot
28:12
that she got out that I thought was
28:14
very powerful she says she wishes she sat
28:16
down with her dad for just a few
28:19
minutes before she left when she saw him
28:21
for the last time she says just five
28:23
minutes and she says just five minutes because
28:26
it is true like when you lose
28:28
someone you just think out if I could
28:30
just have a couple more minutes with them
28:32
or or you think back on those times
28:34
like why didn't I stay and I didn't
28:37
I stay and sit down and you know
28:39
I always talk about my grandma and She
28:41
would her and I were really close and
28:44
I had moved away when she had gotten
28:46
sick I just moved away right before she
28:48
got sick And so I didn't have the
28:51
money to kind of go back and forth
28:53
when she was in the hospital And I
28:55
think back we had sort of an open
28:57
date. We used to joke that We
28:59
would go on a date when I was
29:02
home. And so she would take me on
29:04
these lunch dates ever since I was a
29:06
little kid where she would have this envelope
29:09
and it would be filled with coupons. So
29:11
she would collect coupons from the Sunday paper
29:13
and they would have coupons for like Arby's
29:15
or Panera or just little fast food coupons
29:18
that she would find in the paper and
29:20
she would always collect the ones for the
29:22
restaurants or the fast food places that I
29:25
liked and put them in this lunch dates.
29:27
And so we'd have like our lunch
29:29
dates. go on these lunch dates and she
29:31
would give me the envelope, she'd pick me
29:33
up or even towards the end I would
29:36
pick her up and she'd have her envelope
29:38
and say look through it and then pick
29:40
the place you want to go and it
29:43
was always really cheap so it would always
29:45
be like McDonald's or something she had a
29:47
little gift card or coupon for. And then
29:49
we'd go and have our date and she
29:52
had written in our last car in my
29:54
last card from her I can't wait for
29:56
her next date and she was already sick
29:59
at the time. kind of put it
30:01
off because I thought I'll wait and I
30:03
thought she'd be fine and then she wasn't
30:05
and you'd look back anything why didn't I
30:08
have just why why didn't I do that
30:10
why didn't I but you know you can't
30:12
control and and I think people who love
30:14
you know when you love them and all
30:17
of those sorts of things. So, I don't
30:19
know, I wasn't expecting to get emotional on
30:21
the podcast this week, I don't know what's
30:24
happening to me. Anyway, but I feel bad
30:26
for, I feel bad for Sutton and Sutton
30:28
says he was a good cook. She talks
30:30
about scrambled eggs and Mayo on white
30:32
bread and I know it sounded good to
30:35
me and she talks about him and the
30:37
memory of him and I imagine it must
30:39
be so hard for her to spend any
30:42
time with her dad was there when her
30:44
dad was... at the end of his life.
30:46
And I know, it's sad. It's sad. Then
30:48
we have Dreatt Bowes and Bamboozle at dinner
30:51
and drinks. And Bowes says that Kathy had
30:53
immaculate table settings for that lemon lunch that
30:55
we did last week. And I really think
30:58
that having immaculate table settings, that's my biggest
31:00
dream. That's my biggest dream for somebody to
31:02
say about me. Like the fact that
31:04
they were, this was like the next day,
31:07
Dreat Bowes and Erica Janea Janea at dinner,
31:09
a previous lunch with Kathy and how impeccable
31:11
her dinner wear was. And like that's my
31:13
biggest dream. Like I want people to like
31:16
years after they come to a dinner party
31:18
of mine be like, oh my God, I
31:20
loved his place settings. You know? And like
31:23
I'm not there yet. I'm not at all
31:25
there yet. But one day I want to
31:27
be there. Like that's my biggest goal in
31:29
life is to just really work on tablescaping.
31:32
I did love Erica Jane's new confessional look
31:34
with the, it was those red gloves
31:36
and the black top. You know Goldie Hawn
31:38
in the movie Overboard? I think Erica Jane
31:41
in the new confessional with those red gloves
31:43
and the black top, it sort of looked
31:45
like Goldie Hawn from Overboards Walloichi. Do you
31:47
know what I mean? Like that was, that
31:50
was the vibe it was like Goldie Hawn's,
31:52
her warrio. Like that was who I was
31:54
spiritually picking up. But she sits down with
31:57
Dereet and bows and this is when Dereet
31:59
is like, guys, I spoke to PK. She
32:01
said, I picked up the phone and we
32:03
are friends and I'm not doing a good
32:06
Dereet impression, but she says he's the
32:08
father of the children, the man that she
32:10
believed. no longer existed, and she's kind of
32:12
making excuses for him. And they're all saying,
32:15
like, no, this is a trick, like, he's
32:17
just trying to fuck you over. And Erica
32:19
Jane's like, no, you need a blah, you
32:22
need a file, you're going to fuck you
32:24
over. You know, she's trying to tell him
32:26
the business. And she's not taking the business.
32:28
Erica says, PK is ruthless in the business
32:31
of divorce. Tell me why, he's going to
32:33
do that. It's because he's a demon. He's
32:35
a demon. And we need to be careful
32:38
to read, you need to keep your
32:40
eyes and ears peeled for that man. And
32:42
so she needs to go to the courthouse
32:44
and file. I don't know what you need
32:46
to do to file, but she needs to
32:49
get on over there and file. Get on
32:51
over that filing cabinet and you do whatever
32:53
you need to file from divorce that man,
32:56
because he's going to fuck you over. And
32:58
now that I'm learning a little bit about,
33:00
we saw Durete say that he's not a
33:02
good father, she's been sort of covering for
33:05
him, I feel like she's also been covering
33:07
for him in business, and she's gonna be
33:09
fucked, because it's gonna be the same
33:11
situation that happened with Bamboozle Jane over there.
33:14
But I'm worried that it happened with Bamboozle
33:16
Jane over there. But I'm worried that it
33:18
happened with Bamboozle Jane over there. But I'm
33:21
worried that's what she's what she's saying. I
33:23
hope she's being smart and Erica says to
33:25
him he's calming down to run the bases
33:27
on you, which is such a funny sentence.
33:30
She says he's calming down to run the
33:32
bases on you. What she means is like
33:34
he's trying to get to read to be
33:37
really calm so that he could fuck her
33:39
over, you know, so that he could file
33:41
and then she'll be fucked. And then
33:43
what's she gonna do? I worry. I worry.
33:45
Okay, then we have Kathy doing her contracted
33:48
face-time with Kyle. And she doesn't even bother
33:50
to point out her face. So she's doing
33:52
a face-time call, which I believe was probably
33:55
part of her contract, even though it was
33:57
with her sister. And she's like, I'm not
33:59
going to be on camera. So she's like
34:01
pointing at somewhere else. And Kyle's like, I
34:04
can't even see you, Kathy. And so she
34:06
has to point around. Kathy, she's just, she's
34:08
not interested, but she'll do it. She'll do
34:11
it for the show. She'll do it for
34:13
the show. You know, Mo, she says,
34:15
Kathy says to Kyle, or Kyle says to
34:17
Kathy that Mo's going to Switzerland for a
34:19
meditation retreat, then meeting Pique for party time.
34:22
I'm sorry. What was that, gentlemen? You're going
34:24
to meditation retreat. And then you're going to
34:26
party it up Pique. And what do you
34:29
go in all these places for? Can't you
34:31
just do all these things in one place?
34:33
I mean, do we really need to be
34:36
happen all over the world? Especially, are there
34:38
money troubles with PK? Like, I would see,
34:40
I guess Mo could be floating the money
34:42
or something, but I don't trust those two
34:45
men out in a bar or something,
34:47
I would say, you go the other way.
34:49
You see the ladies, single ladies, I'm sorry,
34:51
I know Mo's an attractive man. I know
34:54
that if you just sort of look at
34:56
looks, you could be dignititized. I don't trust
34:58
him. I just don't trust him. And I
35:00
guess Mo has he done anything like really
35:03
bad? Maybe not, but I just don't get
35:05
a good feeling. I just don't get a
35:07
good feeling about him. And I never have.
35:10
I think if you were to go back
35:12
on this podcast, you maybe would hear some
35:14
things. You'd also probably hear me saying like,
35:16
I love Mo. I'd
35:19
be too scared to go through the
35:21
archives of this podcast because there's so
35:23
many episodes like from 10 years ago
35:25
or I don't even think I've been
35:27
doing the podcast that long but if
35:29
you go back five years you probably
35:31
hear me on the microphone being like
35:33
I love Tom Sandoval and then like
35:35
Tom Sandoval is nice and then it's
35:37
like oh okay well things change things
35:39
change um okay so then Sutton I
35:41
don't like the way Sutton's terrorizing the
35:43
assistant avi with her crab cake cake
35:46
recipe. It's like the trips are already
35:48
depressing enough and then every time she
35:50
was talking about the assistant I was
35:52
feeling bad for him and also he
35:54
was doing too much too they were
35:56
all doing too much but it was
35:58
like I sort of him the way
36:00
he was talking to Reba I think
36:02
he was trying to gasite Reba a
36:04
little bit like every time would say
36:06
something and he'd like kind of give
36:08
a look like she said something mean
36:10
and some of the time she did
36:13
say something mean but some of the
36:15
time I was like obvious just sort
36:17
of making a face to make it
36:19
seem like she's being mean and I
36:21
think that he's gas light in us
36:23
I don't know if I'm using that
36:25
term right but I think it might
36:27
be and so I just keep us
36:29
some eyes and ears on that because
36:31
I'm not trusting terrorizing him back with
36:33
the crabcake recipe being like we need
36:35
iceberg lettuce and not that lettuce and
36:37
I mean, does he deserve hazard pay
36:39
for all of this? Yes, of course,
36:42
of course. And Sutton also reveals to
36:44
us this week, she's doing a line
36:46
of green clothes. Which sounds like a
36:48
good thing. But I don't know if
36:50
I really understand it. I guess it's
36:52
a capsule collection. So is it, is
36:54
she just collecting all the clothes? Am
36:56
I confused? Maybe I just didn't pay
36:58
enough attention to this scene. So don't
37:00
write me, don't DM me, but it
37:02
seems to me. Like, did she just
37:04
go to a yard sale and, like,
37:06
pick out some stuff? Like, she went
37:09
to Genelian's sale and then picked out
37:11
a few items and she's calling it
37:13
a green capsule collection? Is that what
37:15
I'm hearing correctly? Or maybe it's something
37:17
else. Or is the, are the clothes
37:19
made green with materials or something? I
37:21
don't know, maybe I just, I misunderstood
37:23
that, but I did see her when
37:25
she was presenting these clothes to Reba.
37:27
I did think that Sutton was expecting
37:29
a little notch, and this is going
37:31
to get me in get me in
37:33
trouble. But I saw Reba examining Sutton's
37:36
clothes and Reba says it would look
37:38
awful on me. And you could see
37:40
that Sutton got upset by that. She
37:42
wanted her mom to say like, oh,
37:44
this is so exciting, great, whatever. And
37:46
Sutton says to her mom after her
37:48
mom says it would look awful on
37:50
me. Sutton says, well, it's very complicated
37:52
and it's very intense work because every
37:54
single piece has a code that is
37:56
to go to London because that's where
37:58
they're based. And it's super fast and
38:00
it all ships out from Houston. It's
38:02
not easy. Okay, so let me just
38:05
go backwards and I want to say
38:07
that sentence again because I did make
38:09
sure that I wrote this down word
38:11
for word. So this is the description
38:13
that the Bravo producers gave us of
38:15
Sutton's green clothing line in hopes that
38:17
it would I guess clear things up.
38:19
both with the business and how it
38:21
relates to Sutton's relationship with her mother.
38:23
So let me say this again. This
38:25
is how Sutton describes this business that
38:27
she's presenting to her mother. It's very
38:29
complicated and it's very intense work because
38:32
every single piece has a code that
38:34
has to go to London because that's
38:36
where they're based. And it's super fast
38:38
and it all ships out from Houston.
38:40
It's not easy. So this leads me
38:42
to believe that is Sutton even getting
38:44
these clothes or is a drop shipping
38:46
because they go to London. Does she
38:48
send the clothes to London? It gets
38:50
the code and then they send it
38:52
to Houston? Either way, I don't know
38:54
that it sounds like Sutton's really on
38:56
the, in the trenches, shipping these out
38:59
from her house or something. I thought,
39:01
what is going on here and you're
39:03
expecting your mom to like give you
39:05
a lot of praise? But I'm like,
39:07
but what is this business? It's like...
39:09
It almost feels like sometimes on the
39:11
Real House of New York, remember back
39:13
in the day, where Bethany would get
39:15
frustrated with Romona. I think Romona was
39:17
launching that skin care. And this was
39:19
towards the end of Bethany's run on
39:21
the Real House of New York, and
39:23
she just wasn't giving the energy to
39:26
the skin care line that Romona kept
39:28
trying to bring up in conversation the
39:30
whole season, because Bethany's like, I've seen
39:32
you launch a hundred products, and none
39:34
of them end up going anywhere. And
39:36
it's just another one of those things
39:38
that you're just sort of throwing your
39:40
name on, you're not really doing much
39:42
for. And I sort of felt like
39:44
that with Sutton, and maybe that's mean
39:46
of me. Maybe that's mean to me,
39:48
but I'm like, what this capsule collection?
39:50
It's like, what do you want her
39:52
to say or do? Like, what are
39:55
you actually doing for it? It sounds
39:57
to me, like, what do you want
39:59
her to say or do? Like, what
40:01
are you actually doing? Like, like, what
40:03
do you're doing? That's where it's based,
40:05
but then it ships out. from Houston,
40:07
and then, and then Reba says something
40:09
that was so wise to me. She
40:11
said, that reminds me of ground beef.
40:13
Ground beef is labeled, made in the
40:15
US. Reba said, sentence, reminder of ground
40:17
beef industry. I can't, I can't. Can
40:19
we just take a moment? Sentence, I'm
40:22
going to take these products because I'm
40:24
saving them for going in landfill. So
40:26
I guess that means she is just
40:28
saving these products, but so so you're
40:30
not designing them right like so I
40:32
just I think that's the part where
40:34
I'm getting confused about it It's like
40:36
so sudden's not sitting there designing anything
40:38
I'm not seeing her with a pen
40:40
or a crayon or anything like designing
40:42
what? I guess she's just taking stuff
40:44
so it's like me going to yard
40:46
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40:49
then putting it online and calling it
40:51
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