While going over the details of the iBret ad as it appears in the Times, Frankle and Lenny discuss its wondrous effects as well as the “Scroll Seizures” side effect and other potential health and social ramifications of the device.
Mook is coached by Tina who highlights his shortcomings as a salesman. Online banking is frozen due to a cyber attack precipitating hostility from Devon who’s pay transfer is delayed. Mook picks up his kids and serenades them with an off colour
The flawed poems “Still As Life” and “An Insane Bird Chirped” by Mookie Ferguson. Mook argues with Elf over whether lyrics and poems are made of the same stuff. Mook’s salesmen on the road Devon and Percival Mont-Lord check in.
A flawed poem by Mookie Ferguson and a visit from Elf. Devon gets his first point as a salesman on the road. Mook plods through American phone hostility.
The flawed poems “A True Singer” and “Snow Crow Woe” by Mookie Ferguson sandwich a snow fantasy during which Mook picks up Terra and spooks Jupe. Cameo by Liberace.