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2:00

Welcome to for everyone's sake, the

2:02

bully of F1 podcasts. Oh, I messed up

2:04

already about a beer. That was shit. Why

2:06

are you so shit, Ollie? I know, don't.

2:08

He's punching himself. Welcome to for F1's sake.

2:11

Whoo! Some lovely overtakes there, Ollie, as you

2:13

came to the table. You went past like

2:15

four people at once, it was amazing. And

2:17

if you'd have watched the last race, which

2:20

I'm sure you did, you'd know what that

2:22

meant. Yes, I did watch the last race

2:24

and didn't just see the Instagram posts. It's

2:26

the noise that Charlie Clerk makes after he's

2:29

masturbated. Oh, okay. And overtaken several people. Often

2:31

the same thing. Welcome for everyone's sake, the

2:33

F1 podcast that will put your head into

2:35

the fucking wall. So too faced, aren't you?

2:38

Listeners. Is it like that TV program where

2:40

they had Anton Dubek in a silver suit?

2:42

Straighten to come down to us. There was

2:44

another program called The Wall. And there was

2:47

a thing coming, and they were in silver

2:49

suits, and they had to go through the...

2:51

This would live enough if one. Maybe that

2:53

is what the snapping is talking about. Yeah,

2:56

maybe not. So maybe not. So maybe not.

2:58

There's just a George Russell shaped head in

3:00

a hole in a wall. Welcome to for

3:02

F1's sake. If we finished fourth, we would

3:05

have a special place next to the winners

3:07

too. Oh, the Hamilton thing. Yeah, that was

3:09

weird. They had a board waiting for him,

3:12

even though he didn't go. Yeah, he did.

3:14

Well you didn't have the interview. Oh on

3:16

the podium you mean? I don't know, there

3:18

was an interview and they went, oh Lewis

3:21

Outwin hasn't gone and then they cut to

3:23

Lewis Out and just getting his photo taken.

3:25

Oh I didn't, I had to go out.

3:27

You fucker. Welcome to for everyone's sake, the

3:30

F1 podcast that would jerk on a bill

3:32

for the driver's dinner. Do you think the

3:34

F1 Ghana dinner? You've got all the driver

3:36

sitting together and they've all won the championship

3:39

and they live in moniker in their millionaires

3:41

and they live in their millionaires. And at

3:43

the next table and they live in their

3:45

millionaires. And at the next table, and the

3:48

next table is all their nutritionalists, all their

3:50

nutritionalists. Just having a horrible time going on.

3:52

Oh we time, to For Formula One's

3:54

to For Formula One's

3:57

F1 deserves. I'm Ollie Pierre and I'm

3:59

Oli Peer and the

4:01

season is had 49 We've

4:03

had 49 races, every

4:06

driver has won at

4:08

least one race. Everyone

4:10

hates everyone and Max

4:12

Verstappen is obviously champion

4:15

again. it it a a

4:17

good season? Are we we

4:19

excited for next season?

4:22

We've come together together in person,

4:24

a pub, to talk about

4:26

that and much much, much, much,

4:28

much, much, much, much much

4:30

more. Sorry. that's all to come! Joining

4:32

me is a man who is

4:34

counting down the day to Christmas

4:37

is Phil down the day to

4:39

Christmas, god what a year. Not God, what a

4:41

year. Not just F1, It's busy. Life is

4:43

busy. life is busy. Is life

4:45

busy? Yeah. Is it just because everyone's

4:47

broke broke and... and been too many races?

4:50

Or has it been really busy

4:52

this year? busy this year? Not a good

4:54

way. Too deep into it, deep into

4:56

it, I've spoken to is saying

4:58

how tired they are. is tired. I

5:00

just feel like there I'm so tired. I

5:03

just sentiment of doom and gloom. of

5:05

just can't wait to take a break. while

5:07

the rest of the guys at

5:09

my while the on my project for

5:12

next year. work on my project for is my

5:14

understanding is how things work. Oh, of

5:16

that thing as well. busy getting ready for

5:18

shutting the factory? No, they've got it all

5:20

done already. done already. You reckon everyone's that'll

5:22

do. that'll do. Just all up. Three months

5:25

off. Three stopped paying attention to

5:27

this stopped paying it's to this year's Formula we'll

5:29

just keep the same it's boring. So they just

5:31

talk about we'll it was quite

5:33

good. the quite good, yeah. next year. I mean,

5:35

well, I'm sure talk that. I thought it is the

5:37

year I've watched the least amount of Formula

5:40

here. I've just been cramming it in. is the

5:42

year I've watched the been watching the Formula of Formula One,

5:44

because I've just... I just seem to be to be cramming

5:46

it in among the insanely busy. I don't

5:48

have any free days days Do you remember

5:50

when you were you had free days? young

5:52

Yeah, I do. I don't know what I

5:54

used to do with my time. know what I

5:56

I remember. Do you remember being bored? I

5:58

remember, do you remember being bored? Uh, no. I don't remember it

6:01

at all. You get bored. So,

6:03

I don't have children, I live

6:05

in Berlin. I'm having a great

6:07

time. I got disposable income. I

6:09

have a lot of spare time.

6:11

What do you do if you

6:13

don't mind about Brexit? We don't

6:15

need to. Trust fuck up your

6:17

economy. No! Oh, it talks about

6:19

Angela Merkel and the other guy.

6:21

And, nothing else? I mean, Germany's...

6:23

I mean, Germany's... The way you

6:25

think Germany is going into a

6:27

bit of a recession recession now.

6:29

and the far right are on

6:31

the rise. So I'm the racist,

6:33

so it feels like I left

6:35

Britain just when Brexit was happening

6:37

and I've jumped from the frying

6:39

pan into another frying pan that

6:41

at the time was in a

6:43

cupboard and now it's just going

6:45

on the heat. So where's next?

6:47

I haven't decided. Okay. Argentina. Not

6:49

Argentina. They're going the same way.

6:51

I don't know, I do, this

6:53

is actually an interesting thought experiment.

6:55

If I move somewhere else, where

6:57

would I go? Because I think

6:59

I might just be one of

7:01

those rankers that, you know, I'll

7:03

just be like, oh, I'm a

7:05

digital nomad. Yeah, I've grown my

7:07

headlong and I've got an eyebrow

7:10

piercing and chakras. And I don't

7:12

know where I go. I think

7:14

I go somewhere, Indonesia. Well, you've

7:16

learned a little bit of German.

7:20

Don't make keep recognizing Tina jokes because it'll

7:22

make I'll start doing Argentina stuff and then

7:24

Austria And quite literally beside him is Terry

7:26

Saunders. Oh, hi What do you know? I

7:29

forgot I have done this ranges I'm in

7:31

Britain It's the first time I've been in

7:33

Britain all year. Is it if you know

7:35

I've been back since we did the episode

7:37

last year? No, wow I missed it I

7:39

was just getting homesick. I was getting a

7:41

bit homesick, so I decided to come back.

7:44

And so far, I've had a pork pie.

7:46

Oh, do you feel right at home now?

7:48

Well, this is the thing. When you move

7:50

away... somewhere you don't don't

7:52

things you miss you

7:54

the obvious things like things

7:57

like h p sauce we'd all

7:59

miss that all miss don't

8:01

have right they don't can

8:03

get it you I it in an

8:05

English shop before I a bottle

8:07

12 euros a more expensive

8:10

than more expensive than printering yeah but I

8:12

love love it and

8:14

I tell you what

8:16

the best thing is thing

8:18

is is whatever I've got anyone

8:20

around my house I

8:22

some brown sauce and there's one

8:25

thing where you where you

8:27

don't realize how how stupid

8:29

Brown sauce sounds when you you haven't grown up

8:31

with it up with you it. she's like you

8:33

know not red sauce do you mean brown

8:35

sauce? He's like, you know, not red

8:37

you give someone some you give someone

8:39

that's disgusting, sauce and they go, that's mention it,

8:41

but know, a bacon it. But it is

8:43

called a sauce this is called brown sauce. Because I

8:45

was like, haven't got any friends I

8:47

just sit on my own any friends.

8:49

in expensive sit on my I'm so

8:52

unhappy in expensive brown sauce. I'm so unhappy. What have you

8:54

have you been up to to, Ollie? Oh,

8:56

what have I been decorating this is

8:58

really boring every time you speak

9:00

to me I feel like I've

9:02

been decorating the house the whole

9:04

time to me, I feel like whole time

9:06

what I mean how much decorating house

9:08

the whole time. out when you the decorating

9:10

you look at it you go

9:12

how fine it's just I was

9:14

painting does and what you turns out painting

9:16

four walls a ceiling the and you

9:18

go, oh, door frame and then the

9:20

door and the four easy bit

9:22

and then to do all the

9:24

other rooms in the anyway. You know

9:26

that when you've done the four

9:28

walls you can done the four don't do

9:30

the four walls again you have to

9:32

do the four walls a story of someone

9:34

who was cleaning a lift I feel

9:37

like they clean the lift on

9:39

every floor remember there's a story of someone who was

9:41

cleaning a the and they clean the lift on every

9:43

to paint it again. you just get

9:45

not the fourth bridge. Do

9:47

you live in the fourth wall?

9:50

another wall. I need to paint it! It's not

9:52

the fourth been up to. Do

9:54

you live in the nearly done? Oh

9:56

god. Yeah, I'm nearly

9:58

done. done. All right I'm going to

10:01

have to come up with another

10:03

story for next season there. Yeah,

10:05

I will. Now there's only one

10:07

top story that we need to

10:09

speak about in this episode, which

10:11

is... George and Max hating each

10:13

other. Which is amazing. Yeah. Finally,

10:15

we're so close to the fight.

10:17

The first thing that came into

10:19

my head when this all came

10:21

to life was Terry. That is

10:23

the first thing that came into

10:25

my head. Honestly. So I just

10:27

want to hear your insight on

10:29

this. I'm so torn. We should

10:31

probably get some background for people

10:33

who somehow, because I know there

10:35

are people who listen to this

10:37

podcast that don't actually watch F1.

10:40

So we should probably explain what's

10:42

going on. So what's going on?

10:44

Bring it down. Sir George Russell,

10:46

Mercedes Driver. Sorry. That's the first.

10:48

And Max Verstappen. Oh,

10:50

okay. Lovely, man. Okay, okay.

10:52

Interesting, interesting. Things are shifting.

10:54

Also a cat. They basically

10:56

had a, what the French

10:58

call a contreton. You can't

11:00

say that word. Jonsipa. La

11:03

Rochelle. La Roose. A pantelongri.

11:05

They've, uh, jeton. They, they,

11:07

they, they, they had a

11:09

little coming together and they

11:11

went to see the stewards.

11:13

And then afterwards. Max Eustapin

11:15

basically told Dutch TV that

11:17

George Russell was a two-faced

11:20

liar who was trying everything

11:22

he could in the steward's

11:24

room to get him a

11:26

penalty while being nice to

11:28

his face basically. So I

11:30

said, oh that's just going

11:32

to Stuart's Jewish, it'll be

11:34

fine, fine. Then he goes

11:37

in and he said, sir,

11:39

he ran me off the

11:41

road sir, he said he

11:43

put me in the fucking

11:45

wall and he said she

11:47

said. It's just it's childhood

11:49

fighting and I love it. I

11:51

think what confuses me about it

11:54

is because both of those things

11:56

that the drivers have said about

11:58

each other in

12:00

behind closed doors closed

12:02

exactly how I I

12:04

would expect them to be. be. both

12:06

of them. Yeah, I think they're

12:08

both right. I think the George

12:10

right. is a whiny little is a whiny

12:12

Max shit is undoubtedly a is bully.

12:15

a fucking bully. you seen, there's an

12:17

advert for Tommy for Tommy Hill George

12:19

Russell and some and some This

12:21

is This isn't it? Oh, is

12:23

it? it? Oh is it I don't know.

12:25

Moon? I don't know. I think. Are there in

12:28

a box. Yes. around in a box? Yes. what

12:31

this so if you go to only fans is

12:33

you go to right they've both got

12:35

their hands in a both got their

12:37

and in a box box yeah the

12:39

thing in the box and they've got to guess

12:41

in the box and they've

12:43

got to guess what it worse knowing

12:45

that's his though Tommy Hill figure because they sponsor

12:47

they sponsor I imagine and basically what Tommy

12:49

Hill figure used to use Lewis what Tommy

12:51

Hilfiger used to use Lewis

12:53

Hamilton in their be they

12:55

like Lewis Lewis Hamilton world champion

12:57

oh oh sell toys toys the clothes

12:59

whatever Tommy Hill figure make I don't fuck

13:01

they are thought they are. And now you've got

13:03

George Russell. And no one's gonna going to

13:05

go, oh, I'll what he's wearing. he's

13:08

you know what? I've always

13:10

wanted I've look more like

13:12

George Russell I'd like to

13:14

look like George Russell. I'd decommissioned a decommissioned

13:16

lamp post. Anyway, with a great

13:18

haircut No. So it's that game you get, so they

13:20

both got their hands in a both got

13:23

their hands in a box

13:25

and then they're both touching

13:27

something in the box the box.

13:30

And they've got got to guess what

13:32

it is. Who had this

13:34

idea? Tommy Hill figure himself. He He went,

13:36

yeah, put a in it. in it. I want

13:38

his business to touch my Tommy Hill touch my

13:40

Anyway, Hilfiger. first one is like a toy Mercedes F1

13:42

car. I the first one is

13:44

like a And stop car. remember that

13:46

I don't know what And stop watching

13:48

after that. I don't know what

13:51

happened thing is, he was like really He

13:53

was like really condescending you could a

13:55

bit tell they could almost tell they had

13:57

like cut points where they went.

13:59

hey George. Hey George. Could you be a bit less

14:01

of a dick on camera? To your girlfriend.

14:03

I thought this was some random supermodel that

14:05

he just met that day and they were

14:07

doing a promo thing. If that's his fucking

14:10

misses. What a shit! Honestly, watch it. Paul's

14:12

the podcast. Watch the video, listeners. And they

14:14

come back and just be like, just enough

14:16

of his personality oozes out because he's trying.

14:18

Imagine if Greg Wallace was trying to not

14:20

say the things he said. That's what it

14:22

was like. You can see him being like,

14:24

oh, I've got to look good. Ooh. Oh,

14:26

this looks promising. Yes. Thank you. You can

14:29

combine the studio. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

14:31

I think I know exactly the type of

14:33

person that George Russell is. Like, you all

14:35

know that person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The formula

14:37

one drive. Just, oh, it's just slightly awkward

14:39

you saying it in that way. Yeah. I

14:41

say that. Stop. What's going on in your

14:43

head? Do you think that's okay? Do you

14:45

know what George Russell is? He's the kind

14:48

of person who's rude to waiters. You know,

14:50

when you go to a restaurant or a

14:52

restaurant, someone starts clicking their fingers or something.

14:54

That's George Russell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

14:56

Yes. Yes, that person. Yes, they enjoy it.

14:58

Yes. Yes, they'll serve your food better if

15:00

they think. How many races into the season

15:02

before he starts doing that to Antonelli as

15:04

well? Oh, God, I hope Antonelli wipes the

15:07

floor with him. Do you think you're going

15:09

to like Antonelli or do you think you're

15:11

going to find him an unbelievable brat? Because

15:13

presumably you don't know a huge amount about

15:15

it right now, because I don't. I don't

15:17

know anything about him. I don't... I'm not

15:19

saying that I'm not enjoying Fauna anymore, but

15:21

everyone seems to be 12 and I feel

15:23

old. He's very young isn't he? How are

15:26

you? Because you know, because you're the bread

15:28

pit film. Seven. You know the... the

15:30

Brad Pitt film's coming

15:32

out, right? out, right? The film.

15:34

of one the story of

15:36

the Brad Pitt film

15:38

film is that he's a

15:40

Formula One driver who gave

15:42

up is coming coming back

15:44

into fall at the

15:47

age of Brad Pitt,

15:49

which is what, which is what

15:51

60. Yeah it's the Fernando

15:53

Alonso story, essentially. essentially.

15:55

No, but he's 20

15:57

years older than Fernando. Fernando.

15:59

It's a world of

16:01

Formula formal or one where everyone's there's

16:03

a film coming out

16:06

a film coming out my like oh

16:08

yeah my granddad race him. Pitt. was

16:10

Brad Pitt. 60! Well, is he 60? Do

16:12

he 60? though? I is

16:14

60. Do you know

16:16

what, though? saw this

16:18

interview with Tech Cravitz? And I did

16:20

look at neck did look

16:22

at his neck he does look

16:25

a bit. does look a

16:27

bit. He's got the

16:29

neck of a six

16:31

-year -old. He needs some

16:33

needs some neck Botox. We do

16:35

some do exercises. not to

16:37

be One exercises, don't to

16:39

doing We clearly have him doing him. 60

16:41

he looks good. good. I

16:44

mean good for 60. 60.

16:46

Yeah. But if a 60 year 60

16:48

-year -old driver was like, like

16:50

we're, we talk about like potts. about,

16:52

like, just dying. We just

16:54

die. We talk about

16:56

Bottas or Perez and being

16:58

man. man. Perez is like 24. Hamilton's not even

17:01

40 yet. It's ridiculous. This even the

17:03

yet. ridiculous. Because I This is

17:05

the weird one to I

17:07

always used to think

17:09

that Hamilton He's older than

17:11

you. you. Who is? Lewis Lewis Hamilton.

17:13

Yes, older than me. than me.

17:15

So I'm, I'm 30, I'll be 39

17:17

end the end of this

17:19

one. And Lewis Hamilton, is he

17:21

40? I think he's

17:23

39 now. about to be 40, I think.

17:25

Well, so only buy a little bit. Maybe I,

17:27

maybe. Why aren't you, why are you a He's

17:30

compared to you. How much has he achieved

17:32

about a year older than you.

17:34

I know, much more has Antonelli

17:36

achieved compared to me? about a year older

17:38

than make you feel horrible. week. Do

17:40

you know who's the more than you?

17:42

than you? Logan sergeant. No, he hasn't. he hasn't.

17:44

He just managed to drive it.

17:47

That's car. done. it. That's all

17:49

he's done. mean, he barely barely did

17:51

that, honest. I tell you the way thing

17:53

with Lewis Hamilton's age though. I

17:55

swear, though. I swear, Lewis Hamilton was

17:57

younger, was I was much older.

18:00

at him. Like I thought when he

18:02

was like younger I was like maybe

18:04

eight years old at him and now

18:06

he's got older I'm only four years

18:08

older than a percentage game isn't it?

18:11

That just turns that that's how good

18:13

he is. Yeah yeah he's now we're

18:15

now bracket. He shaves off a tenth

18:17

of a second every day. Or does

18:20

he add it? Cut tell. Looking

18:28

for a pickup truck to get

18:30

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out if it was worn

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as was horn as cock or finger a

20:15

great question. I mean, it

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was definitely as cock, but...

20:19

No, as cock but have been,

20:21

it was just been it was just

20:23

and shiny. yeah because you don't Andrew knew we

20:25

have look at it. it was

20:27

it actually Shrodinger's cock or

20:29

finger? or finger Shrodinger, I think

20:31

he think he drove about Tora Russell in about

20:33

2007. Can we just wasn't take

20:36

a moment? just take a

20:38

moment? How long ago How long

20:40

ago how long ago of

20:42

was beginning of the wasn't it?

20:44

Yeah. Doesn't that feel like years ago?

20:46

It does. How It does. How happened

20:48

on that? nothing's when you

20:51

get older? Why has nothing happened? When you get

20:53

older. As a man, as a man, as a man,

20:55

right in man as a man

20:57

you get older in his mid

20:59

40s when you get older

21:02

nothing really happens away with all sorts of

21:04

And can you get away

21:06

with all sorts of what

21:08

shenanigans? you when I say that, but know looking at you

21:10

when I say that, but as old men Terry. As

21:13

far as goes men sending dick

21:15

what the picture looks I mean, we all know

21:17

what the picture looks like. It's terrible.

21:19

see you see both of well? as well? I mean at

21:21

mean, at least you get a full a full

21:23

bloody shot of it. Diffie? Wow. on

21:25

Twitter by accident. on Twitter by

21:27

remember that. I remember that. Nobody shares

21:29

on on accident. by could have

21:32

backed with it, to

21:34

be fair. he could have backed with it

21:36

to be fair. He... Why is he

21:38

sticky? or sticky? something

21:40

about a a stump. But no he couldn't... wasn't

21:42

in both Botham's thing that... Sorry. He thought he was sending

21:45

was sending it to someone. it on

21:47

posted it on Twitter. he was it

21:49

to Elon Musk. Because he's an

21:51

old man. the internet. Yeah, He doesn't

21:53

know how to use the airballs exactly.

21:55

It's like for searching for Ed

21:57

Balls on Twitter and posting it Balls

22:00

instead. There we go. It's been quite a

22:02

grubby story because there was... it's

22:04

horrible. Because there was a whole

22:06

NDA stuff. they had a they

22:09

had a supposed independent inquiry and

22:11

then went oh it turns out

22:13

he did nothing wrong mate who

22:16

signed it off mister our ball

22:18

it's fine and then did she

22:20

then I guess she left I

22:22

think yes and then I don't

22:25

know if that's the end of

22:27

it or if she's in an

22:29

NDA so she can't speak up

22:31

he's just managed to get on

22:34

I mean there was then big

22:36

eruptions at Red Bull because then

22:38

Andrew knew he left so you

22:41

know there's been a lot happened

22:43

hmm there's been fallout there's been

22:45

fallout but not really for old

22:47

grubby dick no offinger yeah well

22:50

they kept him out of the

22:52

media for a little bit he

22:54

didn't really well they didn't really

22:57

though did they he was still

22:59

going to all the events he

23:01

went to the car launch and

23:03

everything no but as in he

23:06

was always being interviewed all this

23:08

high and I felt like he

23:10

was just always there and it

23:12

did kind of taper off a

23:15

bit. It's true that yeah he's

23:17

not... He wasn't quite as much

23:19

in the limelight as he once

23:22

was. But still... And he shouldn't

23:24

be there at all, quite frankly.

23:26

That's my humble opinion. Don't look

23:28

at me like that, I mean,

23:31

that's how I feel. If you're

23:33

going to do stuff like that

23:35

in the workplace. Oh I see,

23:38

you're just standing up for the

23:40

victims are you? Well, that's not

23:42

how we do things in formula

23:44

one. It's just

23:47

weird. I don't like him. Yeah, fuck off

23:49

Horner. Hope that answers your question, Dan. Jamal

23:51

McCluth. I'm looking forward to the celebrity boxing

23:53

match between Max and George. Max might seem

23:55

if boxing history has

23:57

taught us anything, it's

24:00

not to discount the

24:02

as anything is not to Is

24:04

he posh? Of course

24:06

he's posh, he's he's driver.

24:08

of course he's posh, any Formula

24:10

One drivers are not

24:12

posh. driver. The number, hardly There's

24:15

a difference between rich

24:17

posh. One not poor is

24:19

a at home, is No,

24:21

but he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, who

24:23

arrived. Can I have a I

24:25

have a little bit? thanks?

24:28

Thanks, Thanks, darling. Jamal MacLeuth, I'm looking

24:30

celebrity boxing match between Max and

24:32

George. Whilst Max seems to be

24:34

the and George. if boxing history has

24:36

taught us anything, it's not to

24:39

discount the posh has taught us anything, it's not to

24:41

discount the posh British first of all, is the...

24:43

I know we've had this conversation

24:45

before about whether George is posh.

24:47

I I well, he's rich. he's rich. He's

24:49

rich? I don't I Isn't he

24:52

from Norfolk? he's... I think so. he

24:54

think you can be posh from

24:56

Norfolk. There's a surprisingly large number

24:58

of racing drivers from Norfolk. Yeah. Norfolk.

25:00

This is a Russell large

25:03

number of racing drivers

25:06

Russell Martin

25:09

Brundle. George Russell.

25:11

Alex Brundle. Alex

25:14

Brundle. Alex Brundle.

25:17

Bertrand Russell. Morphy

25:20

was a great was the great driver

25:22

in the other drivers were just

25:24

toast when he was driving toast

25:26

thinking more of boiling water I was

25:28

got a Morphe Richards kettle water,

25:30

hadn't thought it through. got a Morphy

25:32

would win in a fight? Oh, okay.

25:34

I hadn't and Phil. through. I Phil. a

25:36

toast. Who Phil would definitely in a fight?

25:39

Between go down with some really

25:41

witty comments. Phil. Phil. Yeah, Phil would definitely win.

25:43

But I'd in the face. some to

25:45

pass out, you'd say. Oh

25:48

I've got blank. Yeah, that's all right.

25:50

right. not great. It'll be for

25:53

real, would be for

25:55

real. real. We can't

25:57

do this over Zoom.

25:59

over Zoom. It's a lot safer over

26:01

Zoom. So... I generally don't know.

26:03

I wonder if... I mean, George

26:05

is bigger than Max. That's basic.

26:07

We all know he's ripped because he

26:10

loves to tell the world how

26:12

ripped he is. Doesn't necessarily translate

26:14

to being able to fight, but... You

26:16

know. But if we're assuming that

26:18

Max's accusation that Max is a bit

26:20

of a bully, sorry, the Georgia's

26:22

accusation that Max is a bit of

26:25

a bully, that's a bit of

26:27

a bully is a bit of a

26:29

bit of a bully, is accurate.

26:31

Oh that's a good question because I

26:33

do think there would be I

26:35

think if four to one stood

26:37

up to Max first happen more it

26:40

would break him but no one

26:42

standing up to him because his dad's

26:44

really done it hasn't he actually

26:46

has a point isn't it because it's

26:48

it's your first happen because he's

26:50

if George Russell was fighting Max for

26:53

step would be stood right behind

26:55

going you're my boy I'm gonna

26:57

fucking set myself on fire or something.

26:59

And then on the other side

27:01

you'd have Christian Horner just like rubbing

27:03

his crutch into George going on.

27:05

Like a terrier. That's totally more sad.

27:08

And I think George is the

27:10

kind of, he'd have a knife. He

27:12

would literally stab him in the

27:14

back. Yeah, I think... I'd be like,

27:16

no, no, sorry, Max, you win,

27:18

as soon as he turns around.

27:20

Wham! Gosh, do you know what, Max?

27:23

Do you know what, Max? Has

27:25

he talked, George Russell? Yeah, I like

27:27

that. Do you know what, Max?

27:29

I don't want to fight you. I

27:32

don't want to fight you, because

27:34

I think you're already nice. And then

27:36

you turn around the back. Straight

27:38

in the scapular. That was very specific.

27:40

So George Russell would win by

27:42

stabbing Matt's for stabbin. Yes. Okay.

27:44

And then, Jostver's stappin would start self-chimmolate.

27:47

Yeah, he'd set fire himself all

27:49

over. So they both die. Yep. Then,

27:51

Martin Brundel's George Russell's manager, isn't

27:53

he? Which I think is a conflict

27:55

of interest. I think so. That

27:57

can't be true. Google it. Philpith

28:00

Matthews. Is it time now for

28:02

Daddy Stroll to make the big decision

28:04

and fire Lance? Even by his standards,

28:07

he has been abysmal this year. No,

28:09

no, it's not time. The time was

28:11

two years ago. Right, yes. No, we've

28:14

done this subject to death, yes. Yes.

28:16

Why is he still there? No, I

28:18

don't think he can fire him now.

28:21

He has to. He's now got... state-of-the-art

28:23

facility. He's got his own wind tunnel,

28:25

which hardly any teams have. He's got

28:28

millions of billions of dollars. He's

28:30

got Adrian Newey. He's got, for

28:32

better or worse, Fernando Alonzo. The weak

28:34

link is his son. I know,

28:36

but he's had him in formal

28:38

one for so long. He can't back

28:40

down there. Look, I know people like

28:43

Lawrence Stroll. I don't. If I

28:45

did, I'd imagine they're the kind

28:47

of people who will never back down.

28:49

So he can't fire him now.

28:51

He has to, he'd do it

28:53

and then claim that that's what he

28:55

always wanted to do. What if he's

28:58

got, it's some twisted thing where

29:00

he's like, I know my son's

29:02

a bit shit, but I wonder what

29:04

it would take for him to

29:06

move. And he's just gone to.

29:08

Unbelievable lengths. I think that's what he's

29:10

done already. Yeah, but he's, well, he

29:13

hasn't been handled far and up,

29:15

obviously. He's got a reasonable way.

29:17

I mean, there's only so far you

29:19

can push somebody who's not good

29:21

enough. Well, no, now, like you

29:23

said, he's got the internal and Adrian,

29:25

Nui, and where else has he got?

29:28

Has he got some other bits

29:30

of money? Fernando Alonzo retires from

29:32

Formula One. Yeah. The following year, Lawrence

29:34

Stroll, no Lance Stroll, the shit

29:36

one, Lance Stroll comes into the

29:38

first race and he's, everyone's like, is

29:40

he, he looks a bit different. And

29:43

it's Fernando Alonzo with a. prostral

29:45

mass. Yeah no it's not a

29:47

prosthetic mass. It's not prosthetic mask. It's

29:49

exactly what face is.

29:51

is. Yeah lance in

29:53

a chair is with

29:55

no face. somewhere with no face.

29:58

Yeah yeah face off,

30:00

they dropped it.

30:02

were I'd actually like

30:04

to see, as

30:06

the partnership goes

30:08

on, actually like two

30:11

years? as I'd like

30:13

to see a

30:15

long stroll look

30:17

more and more like

30:19

Fernando been two years

30:21

Such two years. Yeah I'd like

30:23

to see his neck

30:26

up. Makes really bad

30:28

decisions. like Fernando Alonzo. Fernando

30:30

Alonzo down and there's a big unveiling of

30:32

the new driver and it's it's Lance Stroll and

30:34

Lauren Stroll together at Stroll and Lauren Stroll together

30:36

at Lance you've ever thought about Lance Stroll and he

30:38

goes, you ever thought about doing crowns before.

30:40

he goes just doesn't get it. I think he will have before

30:42

rid of him at some point doesn't get it guy. But

30:44

he's not going next to you, is he? will have to

30:46

get rid of at some point because

30:49

he's you know, he's a business guy

30:51

he, he's not going next year he, he, he,

30:53

he, he's a, he's a, might be a while,

30:55

but a, he's a, I think that a, get

30:57

rid of him and because a, he's a, he's In

30:59

2026, there's new rules. They get rules they but they

31:01

rules have new engines player plier, they

31:03

have Honda, want a they're going who

31:05

do we think a going

31:07

nowhere who's a Japanese And who do

31:09

we think is going nowhere? right a Japanese driver?

31:12

A Gary Suzuki? That's right. mean I'm

31:14

not put any money on

31:16

it but I think putting any

31:18

fit in quite it, but I think Yuki

31:20

Sinado would fit in for a couple

31:22

years until Alonso think and

31:24

has to retire you can't

31:26

see the car to Alonzo. Until Brett pick

31:28

comes along. Yes, exactly Sunny Hayes comes comes

31:31

swooping in been been

31:33

ceremoniously dumped from the team called the team

31:35

called F1? Apex F1, which a shit Which is

31:37

a follow-up. But but you you look back

31:39

at some of the the team

31:41

names That's been a lot of

31:43

shit everyone, but none of them of

31:45

shit F1. in the name them have be

31:47

allowed to because I it. It's a

31:50

shit they'd be allowed to. Oh, it hope that

31:52

answers your a shit Hollywood film. question answers your

31:54

question Phil Pitt Matthews. Which F1 f1 driver would

31:56

you each like to get for secret

31:58

centre? what would you buy buy them? that's

32:00

a question that would be a lot

32:02

better if I'd have thought about it

32:04

beforehand I would I'm just gonna go

32:07

straight in I Lewis Hamilton and I

32:09

would get him a nice pirate because

32:11

I'd want him to be my friend

32:13

does he drink I wouldn't care a

32:15

doubt he drinks pint okay we can't

32:17

be friends I mean the man's got

32:19

an alcohol-free tequila brand Oh does he?

32:22

He can't drink points surely, he must

32:24

drink something on the leader of the

32:26

computer. Well if he's alcohol free, he'll

32:28

be fine. Drinks the champagne when that's

32:30

all spurted out, didn't he? Not that

32:32

he gets to spray it that often.

32:35

He won a race this year. Yeah,

32:37

yeah, I know. He won too, but

32:39

one, he won afterwards. Okay, he's done

32:41

twice this year. I would go to

32:43

being cute. Yeah. I'd buy that and

32:45

I'd give it to Sergio Perez and

32:47

the note would say don't let it

32:50

eat you on the way out. You

32:52

know in the States when somebody dies

32:54

in the sort of in service and

32:56

they have the military funerals and they

32:58

fold up the flag and they put

33:00

it in that triangular box and they

33:02

give it to the family. I'd give

33:05

that to Logan sergeant. Because of the

33:07

military connection and his career is dead.

33:09

Is that bad taste? It's quite dark.

33:11

It's only works if you're at the

33:13

Williams Christmas Party and you give it

33:15

and then someone comes in with a

33:18

bugle and starts singing the last post.

33:20

Hang on, hang on, they come in

33:22

with a bugle but start singing the

33:24

last post. Hang on, hang on, they

33:26

come in with a bugle but start

33:28

singing the last part. Okay, Williams, I've

33:30

got on a spare pass to have

33:33

someone who actually. But I would thank

33:35

him for his service. Such as it

33:37

was the millions and millions of pounds

33:39

that cost Williams accident damages. He is

33:41

a a driver that costs... You

33:43

know know when some

33:45

drivers leave a

33:48

team like like Hamilton

33:50

leave Mercedes, look you'll

33:52

always be welcome

33:54

here You'll always have

33:56

a place in have

33:58

history. They must

34:01

fucking hate low fucking hate

34:03

He's cost them

34:05

so much money cost them

34:07

so much money. But do and

34:09

he's literally he's literally banned?

34:11

When they... I I think

34:13

they took took his

34:16

deleted his his email

34:18

account and frog him

34:20

out the building. out of

34:22

I'd like to

34:24

think that that... They just bill

34:26

him for all the

34:28

parts parts and now now skinn. Wow.

34:31

Anyway, we don't need to remember we don't

34:33

need to remember him Who? again. Right,

34:35

we've got Right, we've got quite

34:37

a few more Let's rattle through

34:39

them. Jamie through them. forward to looking

34:41

other 19 to the having enough having

34:44

enough him and gang is

34:46

a little until he is a

34:48

teenage pissy pub of teenage rage. Can we just define

34:50

what means because I think you meet

34:52

somebody else think sense to me else. I

34:54

don't know what you think it I

34:57

mean, I think they all just

34:59

get together and beat the shit out

35:01

of it and beat the if he's because

35:03

he's having a kid if he's, having

35:05

his own kid kid now, isn't he? He's with

35:07

Nelson own kid. With Nelson PK. And I I wonder

35:10

if that will calm him down and

35:12

it'll just become become and serene and... Look Nelson

35:14

mad tired and and bothered be a nice anymore. of child

35:16

of Nelson became gonna be a little is going

35:18

to be a little shitter. That's predicts

35:20

yeah, fair enough. Chris Peel

35:22

predicts Yes, I can

35:24

totally see that. I can definitely

35:27

see George can totally see his career

35:29

quite soon in a kind

35:31

of, mean, a bit like career

35:33

done. soon in a ending up at minute.

35:35

A bit presumably going to be

35:37

a really ending Audi team. is I'm

35:40

not even there, but he'll

35:42

go to like another shitter team. Andretti. Indredit on on

35:44

Instagram asks, could all three

35:46

of you make a you make a

35:48

for rule for 2025? time time

35:50

gets a penalty a

35:53

penalty, he has to do... He has

35:55

to do, because there because

35:57

there was a thing.

36:00

about him doing, sorry this is quick fire,

36:02

he has to do some kind of community

36:04

service for somebody he did. Yeah. And what

36:06

they've actually made him do is drive some

36:08

nice cars in Rwanda for some kids and

36:10

everyone's gone. Well that's not, that's not a

36:12

community service. So every time he gets a

36:14

penalty. Yeah every time he gets a penalty

36:16

he has to come to my house. Scrub

36:18

shit off your walls. Scrub which means every

36:20

time he gets a penalty I've got a

36:22

shit on the wall. Well you do that

36:24

already so it works out. Not every time,

36:26

yeah but I probably shit on a wall

36:28

twice a week. There's like four, if it's

36:30

a spring weekend. Yes, there's a lot, there's

36:32

only so much you can eat. Go on

36:34

Phil? Oh am I reading them out? No,

36:36

have you got a... Oh sorry, no, I

36:38

thought we're on to the next question. Could

36:40

all three of you? I mean I'm barely

36:42

one of us. I mean, because I don't

36:44

know where he's going to go next year,

36:46

I think he might be super chilled out.

36:48

Maybe this is the zenith of his dickishness.

36:50

And from now, you know, Terry's very fickle

36:52

about drivers, maybe next year we all suddenly

36:54

think, you know what, Max just happened, compared

36:56

to some of the new guys, maybe he's

36:58

all right. I like Maxus happened to Terry

37:00

already, it hasn't happened to me yet, but

37:02

maybe it will. I think he should do

37:04

the whole season drunk. Uh, again, I think

37:06

all the drinks should do that. Rock and

37:08

roll, Joel. Coincidence that Alpine only started doing

37:10

well after they bought back Flavio Briatore. Nope.

37:12

Not a taller coincidence. He had... It's effective.

37:14

No, I think when he left in disgrace,

37:16

he put some things in a cupboard and

37:18

locked the door and then when he came

37:20

back, he went, ah, you forgot the... wheels

37:22

or whatever it is. And then they put

37:24

the thing on the car and they went,

37:26

oh, the mass damper, the mass damper, he

37:28

put the mass damper in a safe. And

37:30

now the mass damper is back on the

37:32

car. How big is this safe? What is

37:34

a mass damper? Big enough mass damper. And

37:36

if you like that little bit of... quipage

37:38

you'd like to see

37:40

a dedicated see a dedicated

37:42

podcast with F1 podcast with Terry Saunders.

37:44

I'd love that. that love that. Just

37:46

drunk science. Engineering. Drunk engineering. You say

37:48

to me what out is is

37:50

this bit of a

37:52

car car work? just winging

37:54

it winging it. if you've

37:56

not been following the

37:58

podcast long enough in

38:00

probably our first year

38:02

or second year of

38:05

doing it or was

38:07

the new engine tender

38:09

for there was the new engine tender for

38:11

Formula One. actually sent in a submission

38:13

for the new to

38:15

water engine and if I'm rightly I

38:17

I said be should

38:19

be you put two pens in you

38:21

put two pens band

38:23

band together, wind them wind

38:25

them up, should be the that

38:27

should be the kinetic

38:29

they a a hybrid

38:31

energy source. So I

38:33

said it should be

38:35

an engine it should be an

38:37

an elastic band. elastic band I'm

38:39

told that was actually

38:41

the second choice behind

38:43

choice Towers. I was

38:45

so close. Yeah. was I

38:47

could have been a

38:49

millionaire I could have been a millionaire

38:51

if I got invested in

38:53

elastic elastic bands McCann 67, highlight of the

38:55

of the season Joe winning

38:57

winning his home GP.

38:59

you mean he was P14? I'd was about that.

39:01

about that. like, you'd it was like, won his

39:03

think he'd by the his home race

39:05

by the reaction he got. And even

39:07

he didn't even get close to the

39:10

point. Yeah. I think I think there should

39:12

be more of that. I think there

39:14

should be more I blind love for

39:16

the home driver at every race,

39:18

even if they're utterly shit. at every race,

39:20

think at the start of each race,

39:23

shit. Well. There should

39:25

be a computer graphic that

39:27

says a random random finishing

39:29

position. then whoever gets gets that, treated like

39:31

is treated like the winner. no

39:33

But else else knows. say like you know

39:35

I'll say a ball of a yeah, the a

39:37

ball today's winner is gonna be p17 the winner

39:39

is gonna be yeah, Botas comes allowed to

39:41

p17. He's about to go the a P and

39:43

about to go in the pits

39:45

and have a little cry and

39:47

they're like like the podium He's yeah they

39:49

never never on the on the shoulders

39:51

of others what you're if you were

39:53

a driver, right? right and due to

39:55

some clerical error everyone said we said would

39:57

you want the go on the podium?

39:59

I think most drivers would just

40:02

be like, all right, this

40:04

sounds like some Darren Brown

40:06

experiment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

40:08

probably deserve it. Just won

40:10

the F1 mate. You've just

40:12

won the F1. They all

40:14

think they can be well

40:16

challenged, so yeah. It's a

40:18

great idea. I like it.

40:20

I like it. Spides of

40:22

a boring season. Looking forward

40:24

to next year, Alexander Dill

40:26

7161. I haven't been writing

40:28

a diary this year, because

40:30

I've been... quite happy. Well,

40:32

we'll soon change that. So

40:34

yeah, I need to get

40:36

quite... Make him unhappy! I

40:38

need to get quite miserable

40:40

to write a diary because

40:42

I'm not... it's only when

40:44

I've got some kind of

40:46

love quandary do I really...

40:48

it's like my muse is

40:50

a bad, toxic relationship. Okay.

40:52

So... If you're anywhere near

40:54

Berlin and you want to

40:56

start messing with Terry's love

40:58

life... Please do, we'll start

41:00

you out. What if it's

41:02

a toxic relationship with something

41:04

rather than someone? Example? Yeah.

41:06

Or like a sofa? Yeah,

41:08

or I don't know. Something

41:11

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42:55

close my eyes

42:57

I close my

43:00

eyes Drew back

43:02

the curtain saw some

43:04

person, George Russell, what, the company,

43:06

had no idea where I was

43:08

going, I was going to go,

43:10

I was no idea

43:13

where I was

43:15

going to go

43:17

go, I was to

43:19

carry on? carry on, was

43:21

max first and sweeping, Well,

43:24

the world was sleeping. F-122. Except

43:26

it has before, but that has

43:28

to be wrong. You You

43:30

could have said said 24-11. Yeah.

43:32

A flash of... sorry. Oh, that

43:35

flashes because they put it

43:37

into put tungsten on the the

43:39

skip blocks. Time now to build

43:41

up the joy of the joy of

43:43

at As we look at

43:45

all the teams the the drivers

43:47

to it In order, this year

43:49

we start with we start with

43:51

You mean You mean mean You mean

43:53

You mean mean Salba? Stakey Salba Audi? The bright

43:55

green cars The bright green cars

43:57

with a couple of in

43:59

in Yeah, the best cars. discuss. Do you

44:01

know what? I wouldn't say

44:03

best looking. I'd say the

44:05

most interesting at the start

44:07

of the season. Yep. And

44:09

I've grown to hate them

44:11

as I see. Okay. Because

44:13

of their long and continued

44:15

history of underperformance. No, I

44:17

think because I don't think

44:19

it's a good green. Oh,

44:21

okay. I think it's like

44:23

it's like having a fluorescent

44:25

highlighter pen on your face.

44:27

Okay. I don't think

44:29

they have to say any more.

44:32

Is that a sourber? Next. I

44:34

mean we should we should very

44:36

briefly mention Joaguenu and Valtry Bautas

44:38

because in a season where you

44:40

have 20 drivers on the grid,

44:42

Joaguenu was 20th, Valtry Bautas was

44:44

22nd. Yeah how's that work? Because

44:47

of the other drivers that randomly

44:49

came in and did better than

44:51

the drivers who were in all

44:53

season. Both of them out, currently

44:55

out of a drive next year.

44:57

It wouldn't surprise me if we

44:59

see Botas back at some point.

45:01

I don't think we'll ever see

45:04

Joe again. Botas is apparently going

45:06

to be the Mercedes Reserve Driver.

45:08

Well here's an idea for you.

45:10

We've been saying all year long

45:12

that Redball and their quest for

45:14

somebody to be number two to

45:16

Max Estappan. We've been saying, well

45:18

who was a great example? It

45:21

was Lewis Hamilton and Valtry Botas.

45:23

Who could we have that's like

45:25

Valtry Botas at Redball? Strange of

45:27

things have happened. I'm just saying.

45:29

It's on season four, I believe.

45:31

I went to the live show.

45:33

It's good. Oh, I don't go

45:35

into that shit. Sorry, next. Williams,

45:38

Franco Callapinto came in as super

45:40

sub for the bungling Logan sergeant

45:42

and finished above him in the

45:44

standings. An album was several places

45:46

higher than both. But have Williams

45:48

under-delivered this year to finish in

45:50

ninth? Yes. I just realized that

45:53

we should have been going to

45:55

get Franco Williams old. Well, yeah,

45:57

yeah. Thanks, thanks. They only get

45:59

in drive. who have a

46:01

a very similar

46:03

first name as

46:05

old first name as old

46:07

They need principles. Patricko. They

46:10

need Patricia Award. Patrick Head. Ronnie

46:12

night, I have

46:14

to say Rodney

46:16

Hazelhurst, or Sorry. At

46:18

9.30 every night I

46:21

have sorry. say Ronnie

46:23

Hazel. I'm sorry. What's

46:25

What's happening? This

46:27

is a thing the thing. It's going to to

46:29

It's going to do. now, I'm I'm okay

46:31

now. was Oh, that was close. a very silly

46:33

rebrand, a change of driver A very silly rebrand and

46:35

Arby halfway through the season, and RB

46:37

finished exactly finished last year. better. Much like better.

46:40

Much like Williams, who we skipped over,

46:42

should have done better. RB should have

46:44

done better. They're exactly the same as

46:46

they were. the same as they were. They which they

46:48

should have done which they year ago. done a

46:50

year ago. Yeah. Lawson good, but I I

46:52

think probably go to Red Bull, discuss

46:54

in a bit bit. so is is

46:56

fine, but he's not going

46:59

anywhere, but maybe that's good I

47:01

don't know. He's like a

47:03

constant I don't know, make them better.

47:05

I don't know So Red Bull

47:07

made them better, I don't Yeah, they Bull, hate

47:09

Sunoda. Yeah, they do, of the drivers

47:11

that they pay to drive for

47:14

that they pay to drive for their team. And yet, Perez,

47:16

they love him. Yeah, it doesn't like any way anything. Look,

47:18

what I will say about Arby, is one

47:20

of my my things, things. Because Germany,

47:22

I don't watch the sky coverage,

47:24

I the sky TV coverage. the F1 TV

47:26

coverage. they don't call it RB,

47:28

they call it Arby, they call it -Carb,

47:30

because it was was like the Visa Cash

47:32

RB. was that was the name

47:34

that RB, Red to tried to

47:36

make everyone say. They're like, like,

47:38

oh, we think everyone would call

47:40

it V -Carb. and and everyone

47:42

in the world no he fucking we

47:44

fucking won't, obviously for Formula One TV, who

47:46

contractually probably have to call to

47:48

the team wants. the call it.

47:51

to you just get all these

47:53

people all these people going, oh, and here's Yuki's Notre

47:55

in the V-C-Oh. They have have I saw today,

47:57

today, have announced next next year

47:59

they will officially be. called Visakashap Racing

48:01

Which is not really

48:03

any better, but but

48:06

they at least sought to

48:08

qualify sought to qualify this is

48:10

the hill I'm gonna

48:13

die on, this is is this is

48:15

the hill I'm gonna die on, Ronnie Hazo, is

48:17

I, such a

48:19

great name.

48:21

great Red Bull

48:23

in, in Spanish,

48:26

Spanish, Italian. Italian. Italian.

48:28

Italian, Italian. Right, with

48:30

Tauroros, I've got multilingual, mate. It It

48:32

was such a good name.

48:34

just got to to go back

48:36

to Tauroros, pick another language. Just

48:38

go through the languages every

48:40

time you need through the languages every

48:43

time you need a rebrand. know what

48:45

bull Vashruh. Tawa, what's bull? I don't know bull

48:47

is. Here's a head petrol people. You know

48:49

What does BP stand for?

48:51

Yeah. British BP stand Wrong. Oh,

48:53

go on. Do you you know?

48:56

petrol. Now it's it's just BP, isn't it?

48:58

it? Yeah, it doesn't have stay for anything, because legally

49:00

they changed their name from British

49:02

Petroleum technically BP

49:04

doesn't doesn't stand for anything

49:06

anymore they didn't they didn't

49:08

want to be called British

49:11

because you know this is dangerously

49:13

close to the about about and and

49:15

Hovers, isn't it? Oh, it's technically not example

49:17

no not. The car brand brand.

49:19

Yeah, Morris originally Now they got

49:21

bought by by sort of

49:23

retroactively sort it now modern

49:25

gentleman called it now, Modern like a

49:27

top shelf Really? Sounds like a top

49:29

shelf never use that because

49:31

I think they realised

49:34

quite quickly that that's

49:36

stupid. They never use gentleman, because

49:38

I think they realize quite quickly that that's

49:40

stupid. But for a while they were called

49:42

Modern yeah, I'll be.

49:44

There we go. a Racing

49:46

balls next year, officially.

49:48

Modern Gentlemen. Sorry. So he's gonna goes

49:51

Liam I've moved on, goes

49:53

to I've moved God, I

49:55

really thought you were he's

49:57

house him. Oh God, I really thought you

49:59

were sucking Oh yeah, that was

50:01

quite a bit like that.

50:04

Oh yeah, it was a

50:06

bit like that. Oh yeah,

50:08

it was a bit like

50:10

that, yeah. Has clearly thinks

50:13

that Magnuson and Holkenberg aren't

50:15

vital because Holt's off to

50:17

Sauber and keves off to

50:19

obscurity. But things look to

50:22

be on the up. Right?

50:24

Yeah, better than last time.

50:26

Fine, they're not the shittest

50:29

team anymore. I think, I

50:31

think Guntersteino was all mouse,

50:33

no. It does seem increasingly

50:35

like he was, yes, as

50:38

you say, all trunk and

50:40

no... Tuss elephant. Sure. Yeah,

50:42

I mean, it works. I

50:44

like that. There's still no

50:47

elephant, no elephant. No elephant.

50:49

Yeah, there have been moments

50:51

this year when I've gone,

50:53

oh, the horses are doing

50:56

well. It's like, this last

50:58

race. Nika Okabuk, did he

51:00

got a pole position? Yeah,

51:02

it was like, Brazil, 2010,

51:05

all over, again, all over,

51:07

again? Eleven. When he was

51:09

in Williams. But that was

51:12

a rainy race, wasn't he?

51:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah. jobbing drivers

51:16

who every now and again

51:18

are pretty decent. And they're

51:21

fine. And so they're gone

51:23

next year. So who's there

51:25

next year? Esteban Ocon. Yeah,

51:27

I've gone off him. And

51:30

Ollie Berman, who obviously had

51:32

a couple of races this

51:34

year when one of them

51:36

was somewhere for something I

51:39

can't remember, I don't even

51:41

remember who it was. Was

51:43

it Magnuson wasn't there because

51:46

he was bored? Probably. Probably

51:48

sorting out something else for

51:50

the next year. Ollie Berman.

51:54

The kind of kids you hang outside news agents asking

51:56

if you buy them some cigarettes. By that what I

51:58

mean is mean is he looks

52:00

12 yes and scary like scary like

52:02

most drivers and fit like like he

52:04

looks at at 12 beat me

52:06

up beat me up right well he means an

52:08

F1 you heard have speak by

52:11

the way you heard him has

52:13

I would say the most

52:15

curious accent of any driver

52:17

on the grid how accent of any

52:19

driver on the think because he

52:21

spent a lot of time

52:23

carting in Italy he spent a he's

52:25

English carting in Italy he has pretty

52:28

strong it's Italian would

52:31

say. And it's very very odd.

52:33

So I like a pasta like that? No. Okay.

52:35

Casual racism? Just throw in racism. you're anywhere

52:37

near a it in there. or

52:39

have a phone near a computer,

52:41

or have a phone, and

52:44

he's got funny accent. Just a phone,

52:46

just call Olly Berman. bring.

52:48

it's going to ring. hear

52:50

a You're near a telephone

52:52

box? He's quite busy

52:54

on social media, media. reply.

52:57

Hello. reply. Yes, I mean he's been

52:59

he was really good for that little bit he was in last

53:01

year at the Ferrari He been and was really

53:03

good for that I'd bit he was

53:05

in last year at the Ferrari because I

53:07

was and then he's kind of he

53:09

forgotten happened this he I can't remember did

53:11

a he did that happened he did a couple

53:13

of races or one did a couple of

53:15

races Oh one race or some got banned

53:17

Oh, he because he's got banned didn't he on

53:19

got too many points on his I

53:21

That's why remember remember why why because he

53:23

did lots of tiny things. of tiny things okay

53:25

I'm less excited excited about Batman than I

53:27

was maybe a year ago ago. Okon, give

53:29

up mate. We'll see, good luck to him. Alpine, utter

53:31

shite. Good luck to Flavio came in

53:34

and they were slightly Flavio came in

53:36

and they were slightly less

53:38

shite and got half their

53:40

annual points in Sao Gazley

53:42

won the war with Ocon, Okon.

53:44

with the latter bailing for

53:46

for has not even getting to

53:48

race in to race in Abu Dhabi. With

53:50

Jack Duhan his debut a couple

53:53

a couple of what? Duhan. No, how we

53:55

that's how we better. you now. That's much better.

53:57

Jack Duhan. Duhan.

53:59

with Jack Doohan getting his debut a

54:01

couple of months before he expected it. What

54:04

are we to make of Alpi? Fucknows. I

54:06

mean, I think they did hit rock bottom.

54:08

When they were going nowhere, getting through stuff

54:10

like nobody's business, decided they weren't going to

54:13

make their own engine anymore, and instead we're

54:15

going to get somebody else's in. Flavio seems

54:17

to be doing something, probably... I've not been

54:20

paying a load of attention, but they're doing

54:22

all right. Yeah, weirdly, Sao palalo, they were

54:24

amazing. And yeah, I was looking at the

54:26

total points that they got for the whole

54:29

season, more than half the whole points they

54:31

got for the whole season, we're in that

54:33

one race, where they got double podium. I

54:35

mean, they might be slightly better the next

54:38

year, but again, I wonder if next year,

54:40

like, everyone talks about the confluence of all

54:42

the rules coming together and everyone's going to

54:44

be really close. Equally, there are going to

54:47

be some teams who are like... We're not

54:49

going to get any further, let's just start

54:51

working on 2026, I think. And I suspect

54:53

Alpium will be one of them. Just giving

54:56

up, well yeah, because they're going to have

54:58

a brand new engine supplier, is it Mercedes

55:00

that gone with? I think so, yeah. So

55:03

the engine manufacturer is getting their engine from

55:05

somebody else, weird. I think they're just going

55:07

to give up and focus on that, so

55:09

I don't expect the car to be that

55:12

good. I like the pink. Well, let's not

55:14

jump to conclusions. Does I have an annual

55:16

sex record? Sorry, with 12-year-old beages came out.

55:18

What, sorry? Sorry. If you had the annual

55:21

sex when you were 12. Are you OK?

55:23

Are you OK? Astonied. All that money in

55:25

new facilities and Aston finishes in the same

55:27

position as last year, but with both drivers

55:30

further down the order. Still, Adrian Newey is

55:32

a pretty big promise to wave about future

55:34

performance. We've already touched on this, haven't we?

55:36

Yeah, so they've got the same drivers. They've

55:39

got loads of facilities. They've got loads of

55:41

facilities. They've got Adrian Newey. Next year is

55:43

not going to be that much because he

55:45

won't have had that much of himself in

55:48

the most of the most of the car.

55:50

2026 is the car. 2026 is the big

55:52

one for them. 2026 is the big one

55:55

for them, but then, but then, but then,

55:57

but then, but then, but then, but then,

55:59

but then, but then, but then, but then,

56:01

but then, but then, but then, but then,

56:04

but then, but then, but then, but then,

56:06

but then, but then, but then, but then,

56:08

but then, but then, but then, but then,

56:10

but then, I, can I just say one

56:13

thing, sorry. Yeah. I think that, because everything

56:15

Fernando Alonzo does turns to shit, as we

56:17

know. I think that Lance Stroll is probably

56:19

trying to squeeze Alonso out, be like, if

56:22

you get rid of Alonso, this seems going

56:24

to be great. That's a great Lance Stroll

56:26

impression. My wife. He does have quite a

56:28

funny voice and it isn't that far from

56:31

that, I tell you. Mercedes. Mercedes didn't win

56:33

a race last year yet somehow finished second.

56:35

This year they won four but finished fourth

56:38

overall. Hamilton was behind Russell by 22 points

56:40

but was he shit or shut out? And

56:42

with Hambo off where are Mercedes? Where? Where?

56:44

I don't really know where they are. They

56:47

seem to be still at this kind of

56:49

rebuilding phase. It's totally total. Is he getting

56:51

angry? He's getting very angry with everybody. Well

56:53

he had a little... So I come home.

56:56

Yeah, have a little, uh, jibet, Horner, didn't

56:58

he? He's like a terrier. Yeah, he called

57:00

him a terrier. Did you hear Horner's repost

57:02

to that? Yeah, I am, actually, get my

57:05

cock out at every opportunity. He said... He

57:07

said, I'd rather be a terrier than a

57:09

wolf. And he said, I'd rather be a

57:11

terrier than a terrier than a wolf. You

57:14

just die! It's like, that's a stupid thing

57:16

to say. Terrias fuck cushions, wolfs kill people.

57:18

Hang on, is it toto the name of

57:20

the dog, you know, in, um, Wizard of

57:23

Oz? Yes. Yes, that's true, and that was

57:25

a Terrier. That's a better, that, oh, are

57:27

you Terrier, you're not, isn't Halmer Marco, the

57:30

man behind the curtain? It's all coming together.

57:32

I think if you play the season back,

57:34

if you play the season back to Pink

57:36

Floyd's Dark Side of Dark Side of the

57:39

Dark Side of the Moon, Dark Side of

57:41

the Moon. Oh, we bust this thing right

57:43

over. And then once you get to the

57:45

end, there's a knock on the door. And

57:48

it's a Christian order just poking it through

57:50

the letterbox. I'm going to get you George

57:52

Russell and your little dog too. I

57:54

want to say say that Lewis

57:57

Hamilton has been upon by Mercedes

57:59

or you year I I

58:01

don't believe in conspiracy

58:03

theories, but I I to

58:06

say to no way

58:08

George Russell is better

58:10

than him. to address this better

58:12

than him. It's true. I true. sit right, sit

58:14

right, does it? I think there's a certain

58:16

level level of like... not really been in this

58:18

position. It's a weird position to be in

58:20

when you've given your notice a whole season

58:22

before you're actually leaving. be And you will be

58:25

gradually shut out of kind of everything, really.

58:27

Like, he's not going to any of the

58:29

development meetings. leaving. or not the ones for next season,

58:31

anyway. Like, anyway, like, they don't want him to

58:33

know what they're up to. what must find

58:35

it really weird. I do have a serious

58:37

point on that. Because what we do know

58:39

about Lewis Hamilton we do know he wears his heart

58:41

on his sleeve. is he very affected by, sleeve, he

58:43

gets very going on you know, shit going on,

58:45

a it's a little shit a little shit,

58:47

but I like wonder if just if just shut out

58:49

from stuff all year, from stuff all year

58:51

head. I just got in his head

58:53

I think I think yeah. think he wouldn't have

58:55

had that before Because when he went

58:57

to Mercedes that minute quite last wasn't yeah he?

58:59

So he wasn't, he wasn't, out like McLaren shut used

59:01

to being the centre of his

59:03

to being the centre know that George Russell

59:05

also you know opportunity is just being

59:07

like just being like, oh yeah Lewis, you should have another

59:09

three on the on the flat, sorry, another points

59:12

in that meeting the you you should have so

59:14

I thought you were three on the flat, oh sorry,

59:16

you the meeting, another points three on the sorry. I'm like,

59:18

yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, to yeah, yeah,

59:20

yeah, yeah, you're not allowed in here, are

59:22

you? it, it, it, sorry, mate. it, it, it, it, it,

59:24

put your hand in this box? it,

59:26

you're not allowed it, it, I'm sorry. it, it, it,

59:28

it, it, it, That's exactly what it's like. I

59:30

think we've nailed that one. we've nailed that one.

59:33

Red Bull, a driver's championship win, but not

59:35

third in the third in the what? No, Wait, what?

59:37

No, what's there? this on my phone, my phone. Oh,

59:39

I wrote this on my phone, I think it's auto -corrected

59:41

it. it. Cookie. Red Bull, a

59:43

driver's championship win, but only third but only

59:45

third in the and and it's

59:48

all Perez's fault. He has a He has

59:50

a contract for next year,

59:52

but he might as well have

59:54

written on an actual written on an

59:56

actual don't think that's how contracts

59:58

work. Is that That contract contract work?

1:00:00

No. because he's got, because if they

1:00:02

suddenly realize wait he's terrible they

1:00:04

can just flush it. So hang

1:00:06

on, hang on, hang on, hang

1:00:08

on, hang on, hang on this

1:00:10

scenario. In this scenario, where do

1:00:13

they keep this shit in a

1:00:15

toilet ready to go? No, with

1:00:17

disintegrate, freezer. No, it's a red

1:00:19

ball toilet. Adrian knew we designed,

1:00:21

it's very fish. Yeah, yeah, okay.

1:00:23

But they can't open it, now

1:00:25

he's left. I mean, trouble it

1:00:27

is I've said this for like

1:00:30

a season and a half now.

1:00:32

If he's still at Red Ball

1:00:34

at the start of next season,

1:00:36

I will be beyond flabbergasted. But

1:00:38

I was flabbergasted the last two

1:00:40

times that they've kept him. So

1:00:42

it doesn't make surely he's got

1:00:44

something on Horner that we don't

1:00:47

yet have. No, because everything's out

1:00:49

now. Maybe Horner's like I'm free.

1:00:51

I can get rid of him.

1:00:53

There's nothing you've got on me

1:00:55

that I haven't already done. But

1:00:58

I mean how much must he have

1:01:00

cost them by them get because it

1:01:02

is Entirely his fault that they've got

1:01:05

third instead of first? Well, surely harsh,

1:01:07

isn't it? No, they've got a car

1:01:09

capable of winning the championship and Perez

1:01:11

has come eighth Maybe it is politics.

1:01:13

Isn't he like back by some Carlos

1:01:16

Slim? Yeah, yeah, one of the richest

1:01:18

guys in the world, but Well, they

1:01:20

go. It's got to be money, hasn't

1:01:22

it, in politics? That's the only reason

1:01:25

I could think of it. There's got

1:01:27

to be a point where you're just

1:01:29

like, this is so toxic in the

1:01:31

cartels. You reckon, I mean, that would

1:01:34

be a very different thing. It's like,

1:01:36

yeah, Perez drives or you lose your

1:01:38

ears. Do you remember years ago, I

1:01:40

did a state of everyone, saying they

1:01:43

should smoke with drugs in the tires

1:01:45

in the tires. Surely they'd taken out

1:01:47

before he racedes. Why don't they take

1:01:49

it a little bit out? They're just

1:01:52

talking about their screenplay rules. It sucks

1:01:54

the balance up. Yeah, I mean, surely.

1:01:56

I mean, I don't know. I still

1:01:58

don't know who it's going to be.

1:02:00

The signs seem to put... point to

1:02:03

Liam Lawson because he's done all right

1:02:05

with his extended thing, isn't it? Yeah,

1:02:07

but we said it all, the Botas

1:02:09

would be a great driver there. They

1:02:12

can't have another driver in who's done

1:02:14

like 20 minutes of racing and hope

1:02:16

that it goes better. Look, Liam Wilson,

1:02:18

lovely, lovely guy, I don't think, I

1:02:21

don't like him. I don't like his

1:02:23

hair. It's not dissimilar to yours in

1:02:25

Blondon and Undercut. Which is exactly what

1:02:27

you've got on? He's the one that's

1:02:30

good. If you wired me up to

1:02:32

a machine and show me pictures of

1:02:34

all the drivers, George Russell, we've been

1:02:36

making the needle go fucking crazy. I

1:02:39

think he's second on my list. I

1:02:41

want to make this machine. Maybe Oscar

1:02:43

Piaestry when I see him, don't like

1:02:45

him. But in the car, I quite

1:02:47

like him. Yeah. I have no strong

1:02:50

feelings on Lawson or Piaestry at all.

1:02:52

Interesting. Botas! Gazley! Uh, Gazley! Uh, uh,

1:02:54

uh, Gazley! Uh, uh, uh... For snapping?

1:02:56

Shit, I don't like any driver. No,

1:02:59

I try Manshall. Yeah, this is where

1:03:01

it's going. Hey! Oh, thank fuck for

1:03:03

that. Ferrari! So, so near, and yet

1:03:05

so far for Ferrari, which now hasn't

1:03:08

won a constructive title in 16 years.

1:03:10

Signs and the Clerk gave it a

1:03:12

good shot but failed like the serial

1:03:14

failures they are. This is the best

1:03:17

they've done in a while. And actually,

1:03:19

I'm for the first time in as

1:03:21

long as I can remember. I'm mildly

1:03:23

optimistic for them next year. Yeah, well,

1:03:26

Ferrari have been good this year. I

1:03:28

don't mean good in that they've won

1:03:30

the championship, although they came close. Very

1:03:32

close. They've been good in that since

1:03:34

Freddie Vaseline came along, they haven't been

1:03:37

making stupid Ferrari. A couple, but come

1:03:39

on. Everyone's had a couple. But, you

1:03:41

know, it was week in week out

1:03:43

for a couple of seasons. Every race,

1:03:46

they just... And now, let's say, optimistically,

1:03:48

they are now competent. Well, it was

1:03:50

so long ago, I have just forgotten,

1:03:52

but I vaguely remember the start of

1:03:55

the season, they were particularly good. They

1:03:57

were doing well, weren't they? It dropped

1:03:59

off a little bit. They did make

1:04:01

a few silly mistakes. It tapered off.

1:04:04

The drivers too weren't always on the

1:04:06

top of the game. But when they

1:04:08

were good, they were very, very good.

1:04:10

I think with the new management and

1:04:13

hopefully a lot of new procedures, the

1:04:15

apogee of the regs converging and Hamilton

1:04:17

and LeClirk together to very experienced drivers,

1:04:19

although Hamilton will take a while to

1:04:21

get used to everything because he hasn't

1:04:24

changed the team in a very long

1:04:26

time, he doesn't speak the language, it'll

1:04:28

be quite different for him, but could

1:04:30

be good. And it should, hopefully, should

1:04:33

line him up pretty well for 2026

1:04:35

because they've essentially gone next year to

1:04:37

sort of... Get really get all their

1:04:39

shit together and come up with an

1:04:42

absolute banger for 26. And can I

1:04:44

just say, speaking as a Brit who

1:04:46

moved to a European country in his

1:04:48

40s, he's fucked. He hasn't got a

1:04:51

chance turning Italian. It's just not going

1:04:53

to happen. Well trouble is in Germany,

1:04:55

everyone speaks English, in Italian, in Italy,

1:04:57

East German, not so much. Well, the

1:05:00

North, yeah. Is that true? Bits of

1:05:02

Italy where they speak German. Good. Just

1:05:04

a joke. So he's Italian. Good to

1:05:06

say there's not a bit of Italy.

1:05:08

He might as well be. Oh. McLaren!

1:05:11

Glory for McLaren! Of course it's the

1:05:13

glory that only the people back of

1:05:15

the factory give a shit about, but

1:05:17

hey, it's better than nothing. Another trophy

1:05:20

heads to the MTC and a cabinet

1:05:22

that hasn't seen a constructor's title since

1:05:24

1998. Solid all year. But De Norris

1:05:26

and Piaestri have what it takes to

1:05:29

be better? I think at some point

1:05:31

in the next year or maybe two

1:05:33

years we will see a switching of

1:05:35

the de facto one and two. drivers

1:05:38

because I think Piastri

1:05:40

is going to is

1:05:42

better than Norris. You

1:05:44

say that, but You

1:05:47

say that off a

1:05:49

bit gone off a bit on.

1:05:51

gone he? Has he? he?

1:05:53

Has he? Like he

1:05:55

he wasn't there this

1:05:58

weekend. weekend. He was was

1:06:00

a slower driver, at

1:06:02

the two. not That's

1:06:04

giving up. off. That's There's

1:06:07

a difference. It's a difference.

1:06:09

He's just winding Christmas.

1:06:11

I have to

1:06:13

re -evaluate some previous

1:06:16

relationships. He was driving

1:06:18

home for Christmas. He

1:06:21

was went home for Christmas. That's

1:06:23

the way he was singing on the radio

1:06:25

all the way the sure he was. the way on. I

1:06:27

think I think is very, very good, but I think

1:06:29

he I think he is I think think

1:06:31

he's going to be like

1:06:34

a sort of of who's a a

1:06:36

good example like a I could

1:06:38

get a hard burger always kind of

1:06:40

there kind of there but you never gonna

1:06:42

win a title. he's he's

1:06:44

more like No he's more like he's a Martin

1:06:47

he's better than Brundle. he's better

1:06:49

than Brundel. John a Lacey. Well he won one race.

1:06:51

Jack Villenev. He won a a Yeah

1:06:53

I think the I think Norris might think

1:06:55

he'll do one and then retire like

1:06:58

You think he'll do one and then retire like a... I think

1:07:00

he's a... Oh God, he's a... My favourite

1:07:02

thing about... So, just for the of that

1:07:04

we have to beep the the

1:07:06

word. just for the fun that we have to beep the

1:07:08

word... Oh, we're saying. So, you don't we

1:07:10

did that. have we him. think

1:07:12

we've done think we've done don't think

1:07:15

we've mentioned said that. I you him. I

1:07:17

to the podcast for a

1:07:19

long time, then you should understand

1:07:21

that whenever we say, him. we

1:07:23

actually mean, But you got you who that

1:07:25

is that is because beeped reasons

1:07:27

that, frankly, I can't remember every time

1:07:29

we say, every can't

1:07:32

hear. can't to. according to he's,

1:07:34

we said he's dead to us. because he's

1:07:36

we said he's dead to us who? think we've mentioned

1:07:38

him all season anyway, so it works

1:07:40

out quite well. interview, anyway, so He did interview someone

1:07:42

Have we mentioned him? Have we mentioned

1:07:44

****? Don't think think have, can't remember if we've

1:07:47

even mentioned him. I'd if he mention him?

1:07:49

Because he's dead to us. He's dead

1:07:51

to us. And he's such a... have

1:07:53

you mentioned him, because he's

1:07:56

dead I just say my favorite

1:07:58

thing about McLaren at this race he's such

1:08:00

a... everyone's saying oh it's the first

1:08:02

time everyone I construct this championship

1:08:04

since 1998 which is technically true

1:08:06

oh yeah oh yes oh yes

1:08:08

because they did win is it

1:08:10

2007 or they didn't and they

1:08:13

got disqualified for the whole spygate

1:08:15

thing yes so it's just really

1:08:17

weird thing we're like on the

1:08:19

coverage everyone's like oh my god

1:08:21

this is the first time they

1:08:23

once it has worked quite well

1:08:25

because I genuinely had forgotten that

1:08:27

I mean obviously I remember spygate

1:08:29

but I'd forgotten that that was

1:08:32

the outcome Because it's like the

1:08:34

punishment works. The punishment works! They

1:08:36

should do that more often. They

1:08:38

did. Do you know who won

1:08:40

the 1987 Four to One War

1:08:42

Championship? No, because they raised all

1:08:44

of 1987. There was no 1987.

1:08:46

They went straight from 85 to

1:08:48

88. Oh no, I missed that

1:08:51

six. Well, you're in Germany, of

1:08:53

course. It was different there. Because

1:08:55

of... Yes,

1:08:58

the Cold War. All of which

1:09:01

takes us to the moment you've

1:09:03

all been waiting for. All year!

1:09:05

Bring out the big crown because

1:09:08

it's time to honour the real

1:09:10

king of F1, the actual champion.

1:09:13

Not what the FII says. Tradition

1:09:15

says that we make our nominations

1:09:17

and then put them into a

1:09:20

vote. But we forgot this year,

1:09:22

so we're just going to wing

1:09:25

it. So ladies, gentlemen, Lords ladies,

1:09:27

gathered scummy rabble, the FF1S man

1:09:29

of the match of the season

1:09:32

of driving is... Gabriel

1:09:41

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That's it from us. We'll be

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back next year for another round

1:10:09

up of F1 nonsense. Until then,

1:10:11

it's goodbye to Phil Tromens. Goodbye,

1:10:14

we haven't had time to talk

1:10:16

about... What have we had time

1:10:18

to talk about? We've covered everything.

1:10:20

It's the season of season review.

1:10:22

There's nothing we haven't talked about.

1:10:24

Is there? No, I think we've

1:10:27

covered everything. Fair enough. And to

1:10:29

Terry Saunders. We haven't had time

1:10:31

to talk about Carla Signs being

1:10:33

fucked off from Ferrari to Williams.

1:10:35

Pretty sure we have talked about.

1:10:37

We haven't ever mentioned it, haven't

1:10:40

we? No. No we should. That'll

1:10:42

be fun. Blue Skye. Yeah. Where

1:10:44

we are. For everyone's sake. Don't

1:10:46

lose. Yeah, you don't need to

1:10:48

worry about it. Who gives us

1:10:51

shit? I keep seeing the accounts

1:10:53

and thinking they're a Skye account,

1:10:55

like a Be SkyeB account. Me

1:10:57

too. Be Skye. Yeah, it's very

1:10:59

confusing. We're of a certain age.

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Squarereal. You can also check out

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our YouTube channel, where you can

1:11:06

see as well as hear us,

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but not this episode, because we're

1:11:10

in the pub and we're not

1:11:12

filming, we're not filming it. Oh,

1:11:14

I'm not filming, I'm not filming,

1:11:17

I'm not filming, I'm not filming,

1:11:19

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm,

1:11:21

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

1:11:23

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

1:11:25

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

1:11:27

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Uh, however.

1:11:30

It is a painting of a

1:11:32

dog. Yeah, it's a painting of

1:11:34

a dog. Uh, just type in

1:11:36

for everyone's sake into something and

1:11:38

see what comes up in your

1:11:41

finder, so I'm sure it'll be

1:11:43

fine. Terry, where can people buy

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