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Welcome to Friends of the Table,
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an actual play podcast. focus on critical world
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smart characterization, and fun interaction
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between good friends. friends. I am
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your host, but not really for
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today. I'm really just doing
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a short introduction a I throw
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it over to I throw it over and
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Ali circa 2018. circuit 2018. This is
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a recording that we first
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recorded. This is a game a
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at the table. We first recorded
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We 2018, in 2018, beginning of our
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exclusive, occasionally dipped
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into into Nebel though I don't actually
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don't actually think the words Nibel
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March are said in this recording
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or maybe not even in
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this game in this game. I know
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the March are mentioned here
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along with some other similar
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things things. is a wonderful really
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joyous game of shooting the
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moon. Outlet let who facilitated this
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game knew the big the big
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introduction on that on that. But we
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we just wanted to make sure something was
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in the feed. Over the holidays, in we
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know that a lot of folks We a lot
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of travel of folks do need things to listen
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to during that, during the
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end of the year. that, during
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is a pretty holiday holiday coded
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episode, I think. a really It's
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a really fun little put where
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we'll put the whole arc
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in over the coming weeks.
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weeks. As a lead -up to
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return at the table, at be
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coming to you early coming to
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you early in 2025 with not
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one but two new
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campaigns. I'm not not exactly 100%
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sure. sure. a I have a pretty good
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idea of how we're going to roll
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it out, but going both it out. which
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will be primarily our big which
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will be campaign our a
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play test campaign of
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a game that I
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been working on for
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a few years been and
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off, for a few will
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be off. And that pretty soon.
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soon, even even day with
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with an Ashken. of that game
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of Realis so that people can
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play that and buy that and
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play that and give it. give
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it a shot. It's had lots
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of play testing over the last
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couple of years. I'm really happy
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with where it's at, but obviously
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it needs more play testing and
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so a limited and Ash can
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release a sort of like a
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play test version that's been kind
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of trimmed down to just enough
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to play it without giving away
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the whole all the stuff that
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that you need further testing and
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all the stuff that needs better
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art and all the stuff that
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needs better refinement etc. So I'll
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have more to say about that.
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in an episode zero of Realis.
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And that at least episode zero,
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probably the first arc, might go
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into the main feed. I'm not
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100% sure yet, but that's our
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current plan. And then there will
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also be our, the beginning of
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our Fabula Ultima campaign or the
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whole of our Fabula Ultima campaign
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will continue throughout 2025. Fabula Ultima
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is an incredible RPG by Emmanuel
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Gallato that we have recorded kind
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of, I would say an arc
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and a arc and a half.
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of at this point, but we
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still need to get music, we
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still need to get art, we
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still need to get all sorts
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of, I have to figure out
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what intros look like for that
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season, and so we'll be doing
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that over the coming weeks as
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we get back from the holidays
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and our extended sabbatical. We also,
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I'll say, we will kick that
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off not jumping straight into Fabula
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Ultima, but starting with a game
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called Cartograph, Atlas Edition, a solo
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role-playing game of Mat Making and
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Discovery and Discovery by Brandon. there
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will be a bunch of episodes
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of that as we make one
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of the continents that the fabulous
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ultimate game which is which is
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called Perpetua that's the name of
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this upcoming campaign. We make one
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of the continents that the game
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takes place in along with kind
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of sketching out broader details of
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the world and the history including
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kind of a big premise stuff
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we'll get we'll get explained in
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that world building arc. And so
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that will come out soon, also
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into somewhere into January, potentially into
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February, depending on how long are
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both this and reality take to
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come out. The opening bits of
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the last 10 years. It has
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joy to join to meet y'
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to meet y'all. I don't know
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it was a great reminder of
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just like, how nice it was
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to meet people, how cool it
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was to occasionally see merch in
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the wild. I met somebody wearing
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one of the Twilight Mirage shirts,
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Thank you so much, and happy
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holidays and happy new year. I'm
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going to throw it over to
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Ali, who I think in traditional
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alley, posture and traditional alley mode
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starts by laughing and explaining something.
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Take it away, Before we start,
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can you guys make sure that
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you can interact with these dice?
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Oh, yeah, good call. Let's see.
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Oh yeah, that should be. I
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know how to fix that now
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if. I'm making this white dice
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creep creeps into this black pile.
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I'm seeing that. Okay, okay, we're
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good. Okay, yeah, you could double
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click them and then like choose
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who has access over it. Yeah,
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I. This was a problem for
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me during our live fiasco game,
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because I just assumed, like, oh,
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it's, if it's on the token
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layer, then players can interact with
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it. No, no, no, no. No,
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no. No, and you can't right
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click, because that's a different menu.
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It's, you have to, like, I
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don't understand why it wouldn't be
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in the right click menu that
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pops up to set those things,
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but no, you have to double
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click it. It's fine. built for
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what we use it for but
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it literally is so yeah well
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I like that I can do
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this and I can make all
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these dice six as if I
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want I can just go choose
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side it's great that one's already
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a six because technically the thing
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about these about these dice is
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that technically they are built using
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a system that's meant to like
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rotate goblins and stuff on a
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board Like it's all all the
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all the faces are pictures and
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when you look at a tutorial
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of how to use the system
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it's like yeah so for one
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you can have like a strong
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goblin and for two you can
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have like an archer goblin and
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that way you just have to
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lay the token down and you
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can pick what kind of goblin
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it is. We don't put enough
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goblins on the screen in wrong
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20 I feel. I am the
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game master of tonight's session. Hello
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and welcome to Live at the
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table. This is also an actual
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play podcast focused on critical world
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building, smart characterization, and fun interaction
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between good friends. Tonight we're playing
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shooting the moon and joining me
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is Janine Hawkins. find me at
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Bleeting Heart on Twitter. And Jack
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Dakeet. Hi, you can, I'm ill,
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you can find me on Twitter
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at Not Quite Real and by
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any of the music featured on
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the show at Not Quite Real
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dot bandcamp.com. Perfect. So we're here
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tonight playing a tabletop game. Tonight
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we're playing shooting the moon by
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this person's name is at the
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top of this PDF. We're
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playing Shooting the Moon by Emily Kerr
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Boss. This is the second in a
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book of three different games that are
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focused on like romance stories. It's a
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pretty neat book, all things considered. The
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first one is like, Two players play
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two people going on dates and then
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you roll dice to see how much
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they like each other and then at
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the end of the game You're like,
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oh, did they are they in a
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relationship now? There's this one which we're
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about to play and then there's also
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like the last one is like a
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group of friends and Two of them
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are in a relationship and then they
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start hugging up with somebody else since
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like a whole larp thing and it
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seems really intense. So that's an option
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Oh And I'm just going to read
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what it says at the top here.
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In shooting the moon, love brings together
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three characters and puts them through the
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ringer. Two suitors compete for the affection
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of a shared beloved who has overwhelming
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odds of their own deface. United and
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divided by their shared fears and entwined
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destinies. These characters discover what they're made
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out of what they will do for
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love. So, I'm just going to continue.
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The beloved is a person of power
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and a paragon of the world that
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the characters inhabit. The traits give you
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this character to reflect and determine what
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is sought after and desirable in the
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setting. The beloved is drawn to the
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suiters, drawn to the suiters and accepts
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their advances. The suiters are movers and
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shakers and are in. are moved
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shaken in this world.
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They have strengths like the beloved, but they
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are flawed and but they are as well as
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heroic and tasting. as well as
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heroic that's just kind of the main setup here. just
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kind of y 'all have any questions before
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we go into this? Cause we can just
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jump into like. before we go into this?
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Because out a setting jump
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into like out a bunch of words. and
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figure out a bunch of words. This
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came when I when I was reading through it. it.
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Seemed really fiddly, and then the more
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I read I kind of less fiddly it
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seemed. it seemed The
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presentation is but the
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game itself Kind of in
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line with what of. in
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line with what we normally do. there's a
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I think so. dice pools there's
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a lot of feel we do which
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I don't feel says a roll of dice. I'm like
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oh a pool of dice you like oh god
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what are you gonna make me do with
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them and this game is just like just
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are the highest numbers and i'm like oh
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okay I'm like oh okay. Oh so bad actually actually, feel okay. But
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I don't like, and that's why we I don't like rock
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and that's why we can see these
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pools in the in the side right just you
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rolling all over the screen. Oh God, do you want to do a
11:06
you want to give of viewers a little
11:08
tour of the screen that they're going to
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be staring at for the next three
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hours for the next three hours? Sure. have the would have
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this focus. Yeah, I'll be your be your
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camera person Okay, so the basic so
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the basic this this game is
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there's three players, there's the
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three of us, two of us
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play us play suitors and one play the beloved. We
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figure out attributes for these
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characters, we figure out the setting,
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characters, we figure out the their prize is,
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and what the what their prizes and
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what know, beloved, are know,
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aspirations are. Then we go through
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we go through three
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different phases of
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three one three
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phases, so three turns, three
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player, so three turns.
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three turns, three turns, three, and
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three. But basically what happens
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is one suitor will be in a be
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in a scene with. the beloved's, you know,
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trying to be impressive or help
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them out or whatever else.
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And then the odd man
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out will be the hurdle and
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will introduce a like problem
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in the scene. And then the
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person who introduces the hurdle
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gets to roll five dice
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and then the other two have
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to like figure out what
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their response is going to be
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and from their response, they
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figure out how much dice
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they can roll. And if they
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like. win the situation essentially.
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So we have all three character
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sheets here with a lot
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of space for a lot
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of different ones. And then we
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just have the rules in
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terms of like, okay, if you're
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the hurdle, you get five
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dice. And then if you're
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one of the suitors, you get
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two dice if you use
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your first trait, and then you
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get two dice if you
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suggest an action for another
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character. You get one dice if
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you use your trait again,
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essentially. So in your like, in
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the like defense turn, you
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can get up to six
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dice. is basically the thing. But
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that's kind of jumping ahead,
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we can get to that. For
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now, let's just start easy
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and figure out what we
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want the setting to be, which
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can be literally anything. The
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book suggests things like a bunch
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of pirates, a bunch of
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people working in a law
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firm. There's a list here where
13:37
you can either be super
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spies or in a witch war
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or a college gaming group.
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So the world is really
13:45
our oyster here. Which was pretty
13:47
good. We want to like
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each put forward an idea and
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then see. Yeah. Yeah. But
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we feel strongest about. Yeah.
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I can start unless you all
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want to. Go for
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it. Okay, because the only the
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only like suggestion that I had
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was that like trying to stick
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to something that's like kind of
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contained within like environment or time.
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I'm playing mystic messenger right now,
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which is very simple. It is
14:17
you enter a chat room and
14:19
then get to date the people
14:21
on the chat room because there's
14:24
a party in seven days, which
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is a very. Very simple confines
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to be in. Whereas we could
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do something like, you know, we're
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on like a conference and we're
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all professionals in this place or
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like, it's a holiday market and
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we're all running a stand or
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like something like that. But as
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far as like, if this wants
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to be in space or, you
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know, a modern setting or anything
14:52
else, we can do whatever. What
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about a cruise ship? It's not
14:56
bad. My my pitches is an
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old-timey toy maker shop. Ooh. Those
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are some wildly divergent things. I'm
15:03
interested in either one. You're in
15:06
sharp opposition. Welcome to the 1938
15:08
toy maker's cruise. Thanks for boarding
15:10
here and over. Well I'd also
15:13
been thinking about like I really
15:15
love the the sort of aesthetic
15:17
that's going on in Howls Moving
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Castle in terms of just like
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establishing a space quickly and that
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has a real sort of toy
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maker old old-timey toy maker shop
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vibe or were you thinking about
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it with a haber-dasher and she's
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like a hat making apprentice. Yeah
15:36
yeah. Oh, but it would be
15:38
toy hats. We could have a
15:41
situation where like the toy maker
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is the beloved and the suitor
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are the apprentices or something. We're
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trying to like figure out the
15:50
next toy or some, you know,
15:52
something like that. that rival toy
15:55
makers and there's a street that
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just has three toy shops on
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it is a three toy shops
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or do we all work for
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at the same store and it's
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like we're employees in this place
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the beloved is the boss I
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guess there's some like power dynamic
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stuff there that is like if
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we're apprentices it's kind of like
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toy store That's true. We could
16:20
be aspiring toy makers who are
16:23
not yet apprentices, like the toy
16:25
maker has a shop, but we're
16:27
like, but they're said that the
16:30
suitors in general are like making
16:32
stuff by hand and selling it
16:34
at the market or something maybe,
16:37
but they want that like prime
16:39
shop. You know, they want, they
16:41
want, they want a window to
16:44
put stuff in, not just on
16:46
the back of a donkey. And
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they're coming in and they're like,
16:51
do you like this small doll
16:53
that I've created to do anything?
16:55
It's so mouse. So this game
16:57
does have something like in it
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to make the relationship dynamics a
17:02
little bit more platonic if you
17:04
want to go that way. What
17:07
you do is set up for
17:09
the suitors is their prize and
17:11
it's the same for both. And
17:14
instead of, you know. having the
17:16
prize be like a date or
17:18
marriage or like whatever else we
17:21
can have the prize be like
17:23
earn a window in the toy
17:25
shops store so like we also
17:28
want to get close to this
17:30
person but it's also this like
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professional aspiration and and if friends
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at the table if doing friends
17:37
at the table has taught me
17:39
anything it's that you know trying
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to put stuff in a shop
17:44
window and getting close to someone
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in that way can be very
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romantic. You can have both. Why
17:51
settle for one? Sometimes you're in
17:53
love with the toy maker, but
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also you have a really good
17:58
idea for one of those like
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pull toys where the head nods.
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It's like an animal. Oh. I
18:05
mean, I'm happy to go with,
18:07
like, robot goose. Okay. What year
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is this? Like, when you say
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old-timey, are you talking about, like,
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old-timey New York? Are you talking
18:17
about, like, old-timey London? Are you
18:19
talking about, like, where tutors and
18:21
shit? Or are we in the
18:24
Alps? Imagine of sort of like
18:26
broadly a timeline where the toys
18:28
would probably still have had dangerous
18:31
paint on them. But beyond that
18:33
I hadn't really specified me in
18:35
my head. Oh, is this an
18:38
opportunity for Ali to play Arthur
18:40
Morgan again? Would love to. I
18:42
could go, yeah, I can do
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you old-timey. Do we want to
18:47
do like... You throw out how's
18:49
moving castle do we want to
18:52
do like vaguely magical still fantasyish?
18:54
I mean why lock ourselves out
18:56
of that little box of tricks
18:59
right? It's nice and surprising that
19:01
way. Also magical toys there's stuff
19:03
there you know yeah yeah yeah
19:06
I don't want to just be
19:08
talking about like batteries for the
19:10
rest of the day. Okay, let
19:13
me know if the font size
19:15
here is a little bad for
19:17
chat. There's a lot to squish
19:20
into the... God, it's so good
19:22
that we can just write down
19:24
the words magic exists and that's
19:27
our job. Okay, perfect. Is there
19:29
any other like establishing stuff that
19:31
we want to set up at
19:34
this point? Keep in mind that
19:36
as we set up the beloved
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stuff that we'll... kind of speak
19:41
more to the world. And then
19:43
as we set up the suitors,
19:45
you can see that they also
19:48
get a person place and thing.
19:50
So we'll have more opportunity to
19:52
kind of like drive down what
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the city is and everything else.
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But do we want to. like,
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oh, this is, you know,
20:01
the, know, is the shop, like, on
20:04
like on Main or
20:06
is it 30 seconds straight? Uh,
20:08
I mean, it's December and
20:10
we're doing a game I
20:13
mean, a toy it's December and we're doing a game
20:15
out of toy shops and probably should be
20:17
like a main this is the this is
20:19
the toy but that's like snow
20:21
and like like, Twinkly twinkly
20:24
lights snow snow
20:26
dangerous candles just one of those
20:28
trees with the candles on it
20:30
because candles on it because oh yeah die if
20:32
you leave this in there's like
20:34
a brass band playing you playing some
20:36
kind of like a brass
20:38
band playing they're playing
20:41
some kind of creative
20:43
commons out of copyright
20:45
Christmas song okay Decorations are in the
20:47
air. are in there but it's not
20:49
like a, it's not Manhattan,
20:51
right? It's like like, no, it's
20:53
it's like um, Vienna
20:56
something, right? right? Yeah.
20:58
I'm gonna write smallish, but still
21:00
urban, which is going to
21:02
write this but still those like, weird, is one
21:04
of those buildings that kind old buildings that
21:07
kind of gets built around and
21:09
it's like it like was originally made for you the
21:11
ones I mean that are like they
21:13
have a narrower base because the
21:15
streets had to be a certain width
21:17
but then the top level is
21:20
like wider and it looks like it's
21:22
going to fall off at the but
21:24
then the top level is like
21:26
wider I wanna see if I like
21:28
it's gonna fall just draw
21:30
that? looks so man I just
21:33
go for it, see if I can just
21:35
draw that it was yeah to go for it's a
21:37
mean oh shit If
21:40
you you want to to just that that,
21:42
down, write it down to you shade of like
21:44
the That's a problem. that's a mean,
21:46
the wow. thing that I'm thinking of,
21:48
and this is definitely far too
21:51
big for us is there is
21:53
a very old department store in
21:55
London called old department store in London called Liberty.
21:57
And putting it up on the on
21:59
the stream. and I put it
22:01
in the chat in that
22:04
it's just like this
22:06
giganticly wide mock tutor
22:08
building that it's just like
22:10
imagine this decorated for Christmas
22:13
and stuff and it
22:15
has like an archway
22:17
and like and the inside
22:19
looks like you know looks
22:22
like someone crashed a
22:24
department store into the
22:26
houses of parliament and I
22:28
think this is too big
22:31
for us There's specifically,
22:33
there's a safora in
22:35
Manhattan that apparently Ernest Hemingway
22:38
used to write in or
22:40
work in or whatever,
22:42
and I'm like specifically
22:44
thinking of the layout of
22:47
this place, but I can't.
22:49
I knew he was
22:51
a safora guy. You
22:53
know. So
22:56
this looks like a Victorian bird
22:58
cage, but, um... Oh, let's see
23:00
what Janine's door to me. It's
23:03
a cupcake. A cupcake in a
23:05
cage. Okay, I see it. I,
23:07
so the thing that I'm thinking
23:10
of is this very specific safora,
23:12
which is corn. and it's like
23:14
way deeper than you would think
23:17
it is from street level and
23:19
then it's also so you see
23:21
how there's like the double doors
23:24
in the middle and then there's
23:26
those circle windows on the side
23:28
yeah just that section of the
23:31
source like a second layer so
23:33
with the whole like main floor
23:36
is super open but you also
23:38
have like some extra you know
23:40
Now this is a fucking Grand
23:43
Budapest Hotel, Sapporo right here. You
23:45
also say, oh, it's actually a
23:47
lot deeper than it looks. And
23:50
I was already looking at this
23:52
thing like, wow, that looks like
23:54
it's bigger than some national library.
23:57
It does, you can see the
23:59
depth. Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna
24:01
write, I'm just gonna write. Fifth
24:04
Avenue, so forth. But I do,
24:06
I especially like the windows in
24:08
this place as well. Yeah, those
24:11
round windows and stuff. And there's
24:13
no like cars and stuff, right?
24:15
Or is there like very old
24:18
style, Mr. or Mrs. Brown Paddington
24:20
Bear cars? I could go for,
24:22
you know, some steam engine. But
24:25
like lots of horses and stuff.
24:27
Okay, horse, okay. Horses more than.
24:29
Horses more than... Maybe like you
24:32
see a car sometimes, but it's
24:34
an event when you do. Yeah,
24:36
you're like, damn, I'm gonna go
24:39
to this for her and write
24:41
about that. What I wrote was
24:44
horses more than cars slash some
24:46
magical engines. So... Oh yeah, yeah,
24:48
yeah, yeah. Gotta have a magical
24:51
engine. Yeah, you've got to. Like,
24:53
what are you doing? Okay. Well,
24:55
we definitely, I feel like we're,
24:58
we're not good, but we're, this
25:00
is a healthy setting. Great. I
25:02
feel like we're supposed to set
25:05
it up at the point, but
25:07
like, if... In five minutes, someone
25:09
has a good idea that you
25:12
want me to write up there.
25:14
I will write it up there.
25:16
I don't care about the rules
25:19
that much. But let's jump into
25:21
the attributes because this is a
25:23
whole thing. And before we started,
25:26
I'm just going to give a
25:28
very high level of what we're
25:30
doing so we know what we're
25:33
doing at the start. So we're
25:35
about to pick six words that
25:37
we feel described, describe the beloved
25:40
that are also things that are
25:42
just like universally attractive in this
25:45
world. And then from those six
25:47
letters, I mean six words, we're
25:49
going to choose three of them
25:52
to make a synonym and an
25:54
antonym for. So let's say that.
25:56
the beloved is attentive, we would
25:59
have like thoughtful and careless. From
26:01
there, we would assign out thoughtful
26:03
to one of the suitors and
26:06
careless to another suitor. because they
26:08
just get assigned out like that
26:10
and then on top of that
26:13
we get to like fine tune
26:15
the suitors a little bit more
26:17
and add another word to that
26:20
so it would be like careless
26:22
but quick on their feet and
26:24
thoughtful but stubborn or whatever right
26:27
and then as we go through
26:29
scenes let's say the two of
26:31
you are standing outside the window
26:34
and marveling over the shop and
26:36
talking about like what the future
26:38
window that's going to be there
26:41
is going to look like. And
26:43
if I'm the one who's outside
26:45
of that scene, I would say,
26:48
okay, you're careless, you didn't look
26:50
at the weather and it's raining.
26:53
So this like meeting that you
26:55
set up is now ruined. What
26:57
do you do? And that's the
27:00
game. So... Let's start thinking of
27:02
attributes for the beloved. The weird
27:04
thing about attributes is that they
27:07
can be like character traits, but
27:09
they can also just be like
27:11
cool things that they have like
27:14
best ship and I thought I'd
27:16
delight that I'm so sorry the
27:18
players choose the following attributes for
27:21
the beloved ruthless daring ambitious infamous
27:23
carouser best ship. It's very good.
27:25
The other thing just to just
27:28
say while we're on this is
27:30
that we also at the end
27:32
of the scene we gain traits
27:35
and we assign them out depending
27:37
on who wins the scene it's
27:39
a whole thing. But traits can
27:42
also be really wide. One of
27:44
the traits that the book uses
27:46
is like I met some girl
27:49
in a prior scene. It's so
27:51
funny. Should we pick who is
27:53
who at this point or does...
27:56
that come next we can pick
27:58
who is who is this point
28:01
we can yeah I think the
28:03
end though right like ideally they
28:05
want you to like form the
28:08
suitor and the bullet suitors in
28:10
the beloved and then decide I
28:12
think you're supposed to decide at
28:15
this point I'm fine with us
28:17
waiting until we think of the
28:19
names I think then maybe the
28:22
name is the thing you're supposed
28:24
to do yeah Okay, we're not
28:26
gonna have like a personal touch
28:29
on these characters, but there's like
28:31
a weird turn order So they
28:33
want you to choose now So
28:36
we can like list out all
28:38
of these words and then say
28:40
like oh, that's the one that
28:43
I want to play because I
28:45
don't really Yeah, I think that's
28:47
the best way to do it.
28:50
Okay, because yeah, I feel like
28:52
it would be a lot of
28:54
pressure right now to be like
28:57
okay, you're the beloved or whatever
28:59
But we have to go I'm
29:02
just gonna give the turn order
29:04
of me Janine Jack Jeanine Jack
29:06
for now Because we each have
29:09
to choose a word and that's
29:11
like a whole thing But okay,
29:13
so what words do we want
29:16
to think of for the beloved?
29:18
I chose myself first I thought
29:20
this up Okay, okay, I have
29:23
a word if you want to
29:25
pass but um around Yeah, Ginny.
29:27
Okay. So it's going to meet
29:30
Jack me Because I think we
29:32
should use ingenious for the beloved.
29:34
Okay. Like the, that should be.
29:37
Is that right, Ian? I think
29:39
it's an eye. Okay. In genius.
29:41
Not 100% on that, I could
29:44
be wrong. Well. I'm gonna pick
29:46
generous. Okay. I feel like a
29:48
toy maker should be generous. Um,
29:56
generous.
30:00
I'm gonna cheat and just
30:02
use the word that I've
30:04
had in my head for
30:06
saying that example, which is
30:08
attentive. Which I think also
30:10
works for, you know, someone
30:12
who works with their hands
30:15
and I was a shop.
30:17
Yeah, has the best chip.
30:19
Be like detail oriented. What's
30:21
the funniest thing I could
30:23
attach to this thing that
30:25
I had in my head?
30:33
Best stuffed dog faces Oh Okay,
30:36
yeah, that's important. Yeah, that's great
30:38
Janine comes up with a curveball
30:40
that also fits perfectly None of
30:42
those like little oh the mouth
30:45
is just a little square red
30:47
fell to it's cute. No, we're
30:49
talking good There's tongue, there is
30:52
like a sort of throat space.
30:54
There's no teeth because that's too
30:56
fierce, but you get a good
30:59
symmetrical curve on the little like
31:01
the little colon three mouth. How
31:03
detailed is, how much does the
31:06
snout protrude? It depends on the
31:08
breed. Okay of course, sorry, sorry.
31:10
Are these dog faces frightening or
31:13
is, I mean, I feel like
31:15
there's an uncanniness that you want
31:17
to avoid and does best stuffed
31:19
dog face design mean... I mean,
31:22
what is the versatility of these
31:24
dog faces? It depends. There's a
31:26
section, you know, it's a very
31:29
deep source. There's a section for
31:31
toys for like five and under
31:33
and they have very soft cute
31:36
faces and then there's a section
31:38
for older children and the toys
31:40
are a little more realistic there
31:43
because like... You know, it's like
31:45
a learning thing, like you have
31:47
to learn that like, you know,
31:50
dogs aren't all cute and fun.
31:52
Sometimes they're a little scary, but
31:54
you still love them. Mm. I'm
31:56
gonna pick, um, patient. Oh, that's
31:59
a good one. Mm. I feel
32:01
like patient. Patience is
32:03
a good is
32:06
a good not
32:09
around it out. broadly.
32:14
Yeah. Um, hmm.
32:17
Not a
32:20
rounded out. good
32:23
about a shop owner? What would a
32:25
shop owner? We get
32:27
out There's some reason Sharpe
32:29
Shooter came to mind and
32:32
that's not. No, no, hold
32:34
on. Now who's playing Arthur
32:36
you you Morgan. I'm
32:39
trying to think of trying
32:41
to think of something that's like a
32:43
little bit a little bit more like
32:45
specific than
32:48
resourceful. Hmm. What what
32:50
about, like, like, well, like. I
32:52
I was gonna say well -connected
32:54
but that's almost more well connected,
32:56
but Like in what ways does
32:58
their resourcefulness shine through? than
33:02
like in what ways
33:04
Yeah their Yeah,
33:07
you would need
33:09
to through? Adaptability? Oh, oh sure,
33:11
yeah. Yeah, you it's the holiday
33:13
season. to be very
33:15
adaptable. Oh, you
33:17
got to start making the
33:19
nutcrackers with the with the Sometimes.
33:22
You got a bobbles, tinsle. Sometimes you run
33:24
out of hinges for the
33:26
nutcracker out of hinges for the nutcracker
33:28
jaws and you have to like cut some
33:31
pins down and then secure them in yourself.
33:33
You in gotta make it, you gotta make to
33:35
make it. You got to make spirit. to playmaker
33:37
switching it to good under
33:39
pressure, which is a great a
33:41
great. It It is something that
33:43
everyone who runs a store. putting on
33:46
their runs a store is
33:48
putting on their that's
33:50
true. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Okay.
33:52
So now, Okay, so
33:54
one of these you choose
33:56
one of these and then
33:58
you and a name. And I'm just all
34:00
of these on the bottom here so we can
34:03
assign them out. here, so we
34:05
can assign them out. Okay. Are
34:07
we just gonna pick any at random pick do
34:09
ours. random or just so right
34:11
now you just pick one of
34:13
the the pick one of the six, one of
34:15
the One of the six beloved ones, we
34:17
choose what those are. what those then we assign
34:19
them out. and then we assign them out.
34:22
Okay. So it's it's three pairs of
34:24
words and then we decide who gets
34:26
decide who gets we go in another.
34:28
go in another round. I
34:30
got to do best stuff
34:33
dog do best stuffed
34:35
dog Because I love the because
34:37
I love the implications of both. both
34:39
the synonym and the They're
34:41
very important. past. Sure.
34:44
They're it's so
34:46
good. If we slept
34:48
on this one, we'd not be
34:50
able to forgive ourselves we slept on this one,
34:52
we'd not be able
34:54
to forgive ourselves
34:57
I mean, So the
34:59
antonym writes itself, right? Like
35:01
worst stuff, dog face design.
35:03
Okay, worst dog face design.
35:06
Ashley Campbell at the
35:08
chart just says, dog
35:10
designs. designs. Just true.
35:12
Do we want to say
35:14
worse or we want to say
35:16
worse or to to say like realistic or
35:18
like? like? I mean the opposite of best is
35:20
worse. This is true. But is worse can
35:22
also mean - worse they are too
35:25
realistic. could also just mean that, like,
35:27
instead of using eyes, they use, like, peach
35:29
pits or something. Like, could be any... of
35:31
were storytellers that we should
35:33
have like peach pits or true. We're going
35:35
to touch like to be anything. Over storytellers
35:38
we should wait. It's true. I'm gonna
35:40
turn for that? as
35:42
well. What's your what's your
35:45
synonym for that as well?
35:47
like... Best stuffed cat face
35:49
design. still still like a stuffed
35:51
animal. Oh, that's good. that's though too
35:54
close There's No, it's good
35:56
because - There is something romantic about the
35:58
two who make make the best animal face. is uniting,
36:01
you know? Yeah. Okay. Best
36:03
of cat design. Andy in
36:05
the chat says it's just
36:07
a taxidermist with a side hustle.
36:10
the Chad says it's just
36:12
Do you with a side hustle.
36:14
just assign these out at this point or no,
36:16
I want to you want to just
36:18
assign these out at this point to the full list. want
36:20
to wait cuz I'm gonna see the start,
36:22
Yeah, before we start, we we
36:24
start setting up up. Yeah, before
36:26
we figure out which out want
36:28
to make. pairs we want to going
36:30
to pick. Jack. I'm going to pick,
36:32
um, I'm going to pick
36:35
patient. And I'm going
36:37
to pick synonym is
36:39
going to, let's just do my an is
36:41
going to let's just do
36:43
my answer name first it's
36:45
I feel like the feel like the
36:47
prefix really just does that
36:49
one for me well and
36:51
then my synonym a synonym
36:53
for patience is my
36:56
synonym,
37:01
a
37:03
synonym
37:06
for
37:09
patience,
37:12
is... Are
37:24
you locking that in? to
37:26
it's easy to tell you. Uh, I'm locking
37:28
that in. I'm locking that that in.
37:30
I'm good. What that in. Okay,
37:32
good. What is like ill
37:34
mean? Uh, bilious is like, ill, right? Like,
37:37
affected or by, okay, never mind. Yeah. I
37:39
always think of that
37:41
think of just like uh
37:43
What do you do you
37:46
think bilius beds? No, okay, so
37:48
okay so there's like
37:50
there's like a word that's... It's
37:52
like bilious. It's not like or
37:55
or something but it's a word
37:57
for like like a word you like a
37:59
word you use for someone. who has has
38:01
low blood pressure or something
38:03
something. Is it low blood pressure Like
38:05
don't know I don't know
38:07
what it is blood pressure?
38:10
No, It might be know. all these
38:12
words that don't mean fucking anything. Might
38:14
for sure. Anyway. Like
38:17
there's all these words that
38:19
don't mean I am
38:21
going to go with
38:23
but it's one of them. Sure.
38:26
Anyway. And how on earth am I supposed
38:28
to know where we're going to be? to
38:30
be? Um... Mmm... I'm going
38:33
to go with Carlos,
38:35
even though it's
38:37
the obvious one. I
38:39
just feel like all
38:41
of the... like the go
38:44
with careless, even though it's the obvious
38:46
one. I just feel like all of
38:48
the, like the other ones that I can
38:50
think of are kind of mean, which are like
38:52
like... negligent or or, you know,
38:54
something like that, so or you
38:56
a little less harsh. So
38:58
that's a little less There we
39:00
go. caseless isn't it though? There we
39:02
go. Oh, just easily That's
39:05
great. That's going to be
39:07
fun to play. great. That's There we go.
39:09
be fun so now we have there
39:11
we go. Okay. So now we have
39:13
our. So we have six have six
39:16
new words to these have to be
39:18
out out in pairs, you so you
39:20
can say want Souter I want to to
39:22
have the best cat design design two to
39:24
be easily distracted. two to be easily once
39:26
you take ownership of the you take do
39:28
the whole thing the pair, you do the and you don't have
39:30
to take the ones that you picked Janine and you
39:32
don't have to take the ones that
39:35
you picked, but you know. I mean, I'm
39:37
gonna. But I mean also at
39:39
this point it's mostly just
39:41
random it's mostly just random. Like give cat
39:43
design to Souter One dog
39:46
design to suit. Right. So we
39:48
are We're some. We're characters here
39:50
first one has the best
39:52
stuff cat design characters two
39:55
has Souter dog has the
39:57
best stuff cat design. And
39:59
Souter Two. really has a
40:01
hurdle to get over to
40:03
win the attention and you
40:06
know affection of their beloved.
40:08
Or maybe it's a thing
40:11
they can bond over learning
40:13
to make good dog faces.
40:16
See? Jack you're up. I'm
40:18
gonna pick... I'm gonna pick...
40:21
Suta 1 has easily distracted.
40:23
And suitor two is observant.
40:25
Not observant of dog's faces,
40:28
or maybe just, maybe observing
40:30
is not the issue. But
40:33
let's do it okay. Okay,
40:35
I'm gonna give... Oh, this
40:38
is tough because they're new.
40:40
You fuck up the balance.
40:43
I think I'm gonna give
40:45
impatient to worst dogface and
40:47
thoughtful to. No, it's not.
40:50
No, hang on. I'm not
40:52
impatient to worst dogface. Hey,
40:55
I'm stuck down. Hey, I
40:57
heard your dogface is really
41:00
bad, but guess what? You're
41:02
also impatient. Okay, so we've
41:05
done this, I'm scrolling down,
41:07
yada yada yada. Okay, so
41:09
now we've already know them
41:12
as the cat designer on
41:14
the top. Okay, so we've
41:17
done this, I'm scrolling down,
41:19
yada yada. Okay, so we've
41:22
done this, I'm scrolling down,
41:24
yada yada. Okay, so now
41:27
we modify traits. Do we
41:29
do this to our own
41:31
or do we do this
41:34
in a pair? No, we
41:36
still do this in a
41:39
round, so. We can just
41:41
keep doing this and then
41:44
choose who we are afterwards.
41:46
So, right. Okay. So now
41:49
that we have easily distracted,
41:51
thoughtful, best cat design for
41:54
suitor one, and suitor two
41:56
has water stock face design,
41:58
observant, and impatient, we modify
42:01
these by saying, but. So
42:03
you can say, let's say
42:06
we had used generous as
42:08
one of them. You could
42:11
say like, oh, they're generous,
42:13
but. Wait. They're generous but,
42:16
um, coldness. Okay. Yeah. And
42:18
these, these don't have to
42:20
be antonims, right? Just so
42:23
long as they add some
42:25
new aspect to the, to
42:28
the attribute. Yeah, yeah. So
42:30
I mean, you're, yeah, we're
42:33
just kind of remixing a
42:35
little bit here. We're not
42:38
like trying to. It's phrased
42:40
like there's a bit of
42:42
a relation, but not like
42:45
a direct thing. Yeah, it's
42:47
it's written just to add
42:50
nuance, but it's not specifically
42:52
it. Okay, so it's specifically
42:55
says the modification should strengthen,
42:57
weaken, or give in detail
43:00
to what we know about
43:02
the character based on their
43:04
trait. So it doesn't have
43:07
to be like a specific,
43:09
it doesn't have to be
43:12
linked in the same way
43:14
that it was there, but
43:17
it should be related to
43:19
that first word. You shouldn't
43:22
say like worst dog face
43:24
design, but smells nice, you
43:26
know, like. Really, you make
43:29
terrible, terrible dog faces, but
43:31
you smell like a miller.
43:34
Those dog faces smell great,
43:36
but I can't stand to
43:39
look at them. I just
43:41
put one in a pillowcase
43:44
in my clothes drawer in
43:46
it. It really improves the
43:48
whole feel of the thing.
43:51
Okay, who goes first here?
43:53
Was it so Janine? I
43:56
have an idea. For a
43:58
worst dog face, is I?
44:01
Worst dog face design, but
44:03
Best tail wagging mechanism. So
44:06
you only want to look
44:08
at their dogs from the
44:11
back. Oh my god. And
44:13
then you turn it around,
44:15
you're like, oh! Yeah, but
44:18
that's the display is just
44:20
all like these little dog
44:23
dog tail wagging. Oh, it's
44:25
so cute. It's so cute.
44:28
They pick one up, turn
44:30
around, whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Play
44:33
to find out what happens,
44:35
you know? And it turns
44:37
out that what's happening is
44:40
intricate dog construction. I'm going
44:42
to pick, um, hmm, who's
44:45
that? Someone with the best
44:47
dog face. Yeah, my next
44:50
dog. Okay. Really confused for
44:52
a second. I'm going to
44:55
pick. I
45:04
want something with easily distracted that
45:06
adds an aspect to it where
45:08
it's like they flip between a
45:10
lot of things and they're able
45:13
to keep those in that they're
45:15
capable of spinning a lot of
45:17
plates or something. Like they'll bounce
45:20
between them but they have a
45:22
lot. I would say like easily
45:24
distracted but passionate? Oh yeah that's
45:27
great yeah. And there's something interesting
45:29
to be said right about a
45:31
character who is like genuinely passionate.
45:34
but also is easily distracted. Yeah,
45:36
yeah, the affection for things is
45:38
full and true, but you know,
45:40
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, um,
45:43
Ginny, I want you to, I
45:45
want you to, if you have
45:47
a good idea, please. I do.
45:50
It's my turn. I was going
45:52
to my turn.
45:54
I was gonna
45:57
apply something to
45:59
best cat design,
46:01
but I went
46:03
to make sure I
46:06
want to make sure that for
46:08
something else. You're good.
46:10
for all good. for it. Go
46:12
for it. My ideas for something else. You're
46:14
all good. I'm running, but
46:16
legs are too short. That That
46:19
sounds like a selling point.
46:21
You don't know. know. A little cats
46:23
with good faces? with good faces? Come
46:25
on, not, you know, you know, maybe it's
46:27
not... That's little Bob's whole platform.
46:30
Okay, wait, wait. My child
46:32
will accept only the
46:34
tallest toy cats. Maybe like Egyptian
46:37
mouths are like really in style or
46:39
like the style or like
46:41
the hairs hairs and stuff and
46:43
like like, oh, these
46:45
little studded cats just
46:48
to legs or not even
46:50
it till that's good. not even like.
46:52
Oh, that's good. Oh
46:54
yeah, totally. All these I'll
46:57
be a little tippy cat toys. Keep
46:59
pulling over my shelf like
47:01
this. Oh, sorry Jay. No, I just
47:03
noticed I just noticed
47:05
chat Chad briefly suggested
47:07
legs are too
47:09
long, are which is
47:11
very is very good. But
47:13
even this is incredible. this is
47:16
I think that human is the
47:18
best. think not even is the best.
47:20
Yeah. observant, but
47:23
myopic. Okay. Oh yeah.
47:25
They're very observant
47:27
but they are
47:29
like so narrow. Okay.
47:31
And so like fixated
47:34
on the details.
47:37
on the details. the faces faces
47:39
of the dogs. That's maybe that's
47:41
maybe that's why they're bad because they
47:43
like bad so much they I got to
47:45
get the so much on but then it's just
47:47
like, well, the mouth is on upside
47:50
down and there's a there's a then it's
47:52
just like well the mouth is on
47:54
upside down and there's a there's
47:56
a beetle under it's okay okay
47:58
I'm gonna pick So my
48:00
options now are thoughtful or
48:02
impatient. Um, I'm gonna pick,
48:05
um, hmm. Thoughtful, but brisk.
48:07
Um, so like their, their,
48:09
their manner is quite, um,
48:11
quite brisk. Brisk for brusque.
48:13
Let me check the, the
48:15
definition. When I think of
48:17
brisk, I think of like
48:20
a walk against. I kind
48:22
of think of like a
48:24
nice fall day. So maybe
48:26
what I have been doing
48:28
all this time is, either
48:30
this is a British thing
48:32
or I've just been using
48:34
the wrong word forever. Let's
48:37
check. I think you could
48:39
say, you could still say
48:41
someone's like, oh he was
48:43
very brisk with me. Yeah,
48:45
no. The dictionary says showing
48:47
a wish to deal with
48:49
things quickly, slightly brusque, which
48:51
they love that they like,
48:54
they like raise the vowel
48:56
sound from brusque to brisk
48:58
when they need to make
49:00
to make it slightly. I'm
49:02
going to write brisk slash
49:04
short because that's the word
49:06
that I use for that.
49:08
Yeah, yeah. But I want
49:11
to be clear that I
49:13
don't think this shortness is
49:15
necessarily like, often when I
49:17
think of short, I think
49:19
of someone who's being like
49:21
cruel without necessarily realizing it.
49:23
They're just kind of like,
49:26
I don't care or whatever.
49:28
And I think this briskness
49:30
or this briskness or this
49:32
shortness kind of runs the
49:34
gamut of both that and
49:36
also maybe just being quite
49:38
brisk about things. Okay, let's
49:40
see. You know, people are
49:43
busy. People are busy. Um,
49:45
and I'm going to go
49:47
with inpatient, but, hmm, um,
49:49
inpatient, but well-planned. No, well,
49:51
well, well, well, does that
49:53
work? Inpatient, but organized? Oh,
49:55
that's interesting. Where
49:58
it's like they're impatient.
50:00
but also they have
50:02
to do, they want
50:04
to do things in
50:06
a certain order and
50:08
like cross their teas
50:10
and dot their eyes.
50:13
Yeah, I think that's
50:15
what I'm going for.
50:17
That's closer to organize.
50:19
Hmm. I think so,
50:21
you know, someone who's
50:23
impatient but like, is.
50:26
He's like organized enough and
50:28
has is like on top
50:30
of their shit enough that
50:32
like that doesn't always have
50:35
to come through because if
50:37
they're well planned then they
50:39
don't have to be Right,
50:41
you know what I mean?
50:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah perfect So
50:45
you were knowing what I
50:47
meant so we're done with
50:49
that part now we are
50:51
going to develop the beloved
50:53
a little bit more And
50:55
I'm just going to go
50:57
on the same order because
50:59
the only The only thing
51:01
about this is that if
51:04
at this point we know
51:06
who's playing each of these
51:08
characters, the beloved gets to
51:10
make their own dream, which
51:12
I feel like is kind
51:14
of important. So I don't
51:16
know if we would like
51:18
call Dibs on people now.
51:20
Do any of us have
51:22
a particularly strong desire to
51:24
play any particular role? an
51:30
idea for a dream, you should
51:33
probably do it. But it's also
51:35
like not a special idea that
51:37
would particularly matter. We can just
51:39
keep going in the sand, like
51:42
where I trust y'all enough to
51:44
like, if I end up playing
51:46
the beloved, like, oh, Janine gave
51:48
me this dream that I don't
51:51
feel close to or whatever. Right.
51:53
So in that case, with our
51:55
turn order, what's actually going to
51:57
happen is, well, if you have
52:00
a idea for a dream, you
52:02
should probably do it. available? obstacle?
52:04
What major challenges the beloved facing
52:07
and the dream? What is the
52:09
beloved goal or ambition in the
52:11
world? So... Oh, I have an
52:13
idea for an obstacle. Yeah. What
52:16
about what if we do a
52:18
sort of a you've got mail
52:20
situation and the department store is
52:22
opening a toy a toy shop?
52:25
Oh, okay. Yeah, you've got Mail
52:27
is about a little bookshop run
52:29
by Meg Ryan and then like
52:31
a kind of, um, what's the
52:34
American bookshop called? The famous one?
52:36
Amazon's Noble? Borders? Borders? I think
52:38
it might be like a fake
52:40
Barnes and Noble slash Borders opens
52:43
up and it's like, we're gonna
52:45
put you out of business and
52:47
Tom Hanks works for the people
52:49
and Meg Ryan's like, you wouldn't
52:52
do such a thing. And he
52:54
does. Nora Affron. It's like two
52:56
big ways in which that movie
52:58
doesn't age well, huh? Yeah, no.
53:01
It's, it's, uh, it's, I had
53:03
fun watching it. It's just a
53:05
one. It's got a good dog
53:07
in it. And then at the
53:10
end they play somewhere over the
53:12
rainbow and I cried. Oh, look,
53:14
you know, reminds it comedies of
53:17
a certain time. Know how to
53:19
pull the hard strings even as
53:21
you're watching, going... Um,
53:23
with tears going down
53:26
your face. Uh, yeah.
53:28
So we need an
53:30
opportunity in a dream
53:32
now. Um, the idea
53:34
I had for the
53:36
dream is just like
53:38
a really like basic,
53:41
like, make the hot
53:43
holiday toy. Like, make
53:45
the thing that they
53:47
can't keep on the
53:49
shelves. Oh, yeah. I
53:51
mean, you know, it's
53:54
it's December. It's the
53:56
game. Yeah. Do you
53:58
know, make it something?
54:00
like yeah that makes
54:02
sense okay I was
54:04
gonna suggest something more
54:06
personal which is like
54:09
make you know Make
54:11
something that they're super proud
54:13
of and not that's just
54:16
like you know what I
54:18
mean? Like make the the
54:20
second best dog face design
54:23
I was going to just
54:25
something completely in the direction
54:27
which was like make it
54:29
into the like whatever the
54:32
The the mail order catalogs
54:34
top 10 toys of the
54:36
year or something is like
54:38
Like the toy inspector comes
54:41
around. But I love that
54:43
Ali's one was like, let's
54:45
make it more personal. And
54:47
mine was like, let's make
54:50
it, let's try and get
54:52
into the, into the catalog.
54:54
Oh, we can combine all
54:57
these ideas. I think the
54:59
idea of like, because this
55:01
is like a magical setting
55:03
and like newspapers are probably
55:06
who even knows, like, maybe
55:08
there's like a, make it
55:10
into the magazines top best
55:12
new toys of the season
55:15
or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
55:17
up for that. I'm up
55:19
for that. I'm just gonna
55:21
write newsletters. Best top 10
55:24
toys list. And like the
55:26
town is like clamoring for
55:28
this shit. They're like, I
55:30
got to know the top
55:33
10 and I want some
55:35
even legs in there. I
55:37
just wanted to make it
55:40
new because I really like
55:42
the idea of this person
55:44
being like, I've already got
55:46
the best dog face in
55:49
town and I have to
55:51
wow them one more time.
55:53
It's also a season baby.
55:55
Everyone used to talk about
55:58
my dog faces but now
56:00
they, you know, now everyone's
56:02
got a dog with a
56:04
nice face. I need to
56:07
make something new to keep
56:09
him coming because once you
56:11
have a dog with a
56:14
nice face, you don't need
56:16
two. Right. Okay, what's the
56:18
opportunity? Why is the beloved
56:20
available? I'm like my mind...
56:23
keeps going down the obvious
56:25
highway, which is like they
56:27
find more retail during the
56:29
holiday season. They're super busy.
56:32
But there's probably a better
56:34
reason why somebody wouldn't date.
56:36
What if it has something
56:38
to do with the department
56:41
store? Like what if someone
56:43
did show them to go
56:45
found. Oh. took their dog
56:47
face secrets to the competition.
56:50
Wow. There's like a like,
56:52
what do you call the
56:54
like first mate position? First
56:57
mate? Is that what it's
56:59
called? Off a ship? I
57:01
think so. Where it's like
57:03
I'm the first mate of
57:06
this toy store and that
57:08
position is up for grabs
57:10
because the traitorous one went
57:12
to. The Guttons. It's a
57:15
teach them how to make
57:17
dog faces. Oh, yeah. Okay,
57:19
so it's like a... Guttons
57:21
is the funniest department's fake
57:24
department store to ever hurt
57:26
my life. Is it a
57:28
real thing? Let's find out.
57:31
It's not a real thing.
57:33
Oh my god. What was
57:35
that? You would spell that
57:37
for me really quick? Yeah,
57:40
sure. We have a choice
57:42
here. Could I be? Could
57:44
I be M-C-G-U-D-D-A-N-S? Or M-A-C-G-U-D-D-A-N-S?
57:46
Or M-A-C-G-U-D-D-A-N-S? So it's Magadans?
57:49
Oh Magadans is great. Magadans
57:51
feels like before had it
57:53
felt like Scottish and now
57:55
it feels like Victorian English.
57:58
And something
58:00
else. else. Wow. Oh, wait.
58:02
Sorry, Ali. I'm I'm
58:04
afraid changed the spellings as you
58:06
were spelling it. were I hate to
58:09
disappoint you. I hate
58:11
to disappoint you. Now it's
58:14
U -D -D -A -N -S. you
58:16
still leave the G capital. leave the
58:18
I love it. And
58:20
then so just gonna, just
58:22
so we know. I love
58:24
it. And then I'm just going to just
58:26
we have we know. I, you
58:29
know, I, you know, a there's a
58:31
complication here immediately, which is is
58:33
like, aren't these people just going
58:35
to work for the for the department
58:37
store? Cuz fuck them! Cuz fuck the
58:40
department store We're all wrong.
58:42
That's wrong. That's wrong. That's the that you,
58:44
us out of the game. to
58:46
of the game. They come into store. Yeah,
58:49
fuck the I might not know
58:51
how to store. face, but I might know
58:53
guys. make a dog's face, I'd rather
58:56
make those guys. I'd rather make a
58:58
bad face for a small small
59:00
business than a great
59:02
dog's face gardens. I mean the I
59:04
mean the answer is probably really,
59:06
God God, the answer is probably really that like they
59:08
mostly manufacture in like small bathrooms that are like... you
59:10
know in the middle of
59:12
fucking of fucking nowhere. So it's it's
59:14
like if you are into
59:16
toy manufacturing as well as
59:18
selling for you, like the gig that for
59:20
you like the gig that
59:22
would have been good for
59:24
you which is and quality assurance
59:26
and whatever whatever, like
59:28
picking out the locking them up and
59:30
stuff, that job is taken and stuff, that job is
59:33
taken by the train. If you want
59:35
to work you floor, cool, but no one's going
59:37
to give a shit about your best tail wagging
59:39
mechanism to give shit about your best tail wagging mechanism.
59:41
Yeah, and and like McGudden's
59:43
maybe has like like one
59:45
Like shop floor shop toy maker You can
59:47
go and watch the toy maker work or you
59:49
can go and watch the that's the
59:52
something. And I bet that's
59:54
the person your first mate who mate, who
59:56
went over to is like sitting on
59:58
a fucking little stool fucking turning out
1:00:00
elves or some shit. That's
1:00:03
like a total panellipi thing
1:00:05
too or like the thing
1:00:07
that they do in historical
1:00:09
reenactment villages where it's like
1:00:11
you see someone making a
1:00:13
pair of shoes what you
1:00:15
don't see is the second
1:00:18
you leave they unstitched the
1:00:20
shoes they just made and
1:00:22
start over like it's it's
1:00:24
just like manufacturing theater. What's
1:00:26
a total panellipi in my
1:00:28
names? You know from the
1:00:30
Odyssey. She makes, she has
1:00:32
to, she does all the
1:00:35
suitors and she's like, I
1:00:37
have to make my shroud,
1:00:39
fuck off until I've made
1:00:41
the shroud, then I'll marry
1:00:43
you. My shroud takes forever.
1:00:45
And then like, unlooms, unweaves
1:00:47
it every night. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1:00:50
Totally panelope. Okay. So next
1:00:52
up is we make a
1:00:54
person place and a thing
1:00:56
for each of the suitor,
1:00:58
which is. Pretty self-explanatory. Um,
1:01:00
we can just, we can
1:01:02
just shout them out or
1:01:05
we can go in a
1:01:07
line again, pursuit, or person,
1:01:09
like what they are? No,
1:01:11
it's like a friend or,
1:01:13
oh, yeah, self-explanatory. Sorry, let
1:01:15
me actually read it. Um,
1:01:17
the person is a friend
1:01:19
or alley, enemy or rival
1:01:22
or another acquaintance of the
1:01:24
suitor. places somewhere the suit
1:01:26
of frequency or is associated
1:01:28
with or that the player
1:01:30
wants to see featured in
1:01:32
the game, the thing is
1:01:34
an object suit or own
1:01:37
uses or owns. Since all
1:01:39
the players create these traits,
1:01:41
they can range from positive
1:01:43
negative as do the attributes.
1:01:45
So. Okay. Sorry I'm typing
1:01:47
very loudly. It's okay. If
1:01:50
we have ideas here
1:01:53
shut them out. Okay,
1:02:01
what about
1:02:03
a hot
1:02:05
chocolate and
1:02:08
strutle shop
1:02:10
frequented by
1:02:12
one of
1:02:14
these people?
1:02:16
Okay. Like
1:02:18
there's snow
1:02:21
in the
1:02:23
windows, there's
1:02:25
a little
1:02:27
model. That...
1:02:30
The guns were so
1:02:32
good though. I'm already
1:02:34
on a name generator
1:02:36
page by the way.
1:02:38
This strutel shop is
1:02:40
called something like, oh,
1:02:42
oh, it's called, it's
1:02:44
called, let me just,
1:02:47
old names of trains.
1:02:49
It's called, right? No,
1:02:51
I just went to
1:02:53
Google images as though
1:02:55
that would be helpful
1:02:57
to me, to see
1:02:59
names. Oh, Jesus Christ.
1:03:01
There's lots of... Subpages
1:03:03
for names of trains
1:03:05
that it's killing me.
1:03:07
This bakery name generator
1:03:09
that I'm on is
1:03:11
too modern because it
1:03:13
suggested those buns do.
1:03:15
No. No. Get out
1:03:17
of here. It also
1:03:20
suggested snack and muffins.
1:03:22
That's not what we
1:03:24
need. That's not helpful
1:03:26
here. It's called the
1:03:28
like the Something Express
1:03:30
and it's got in
1:03:32
its window a little
1:03:34
wooden train set that
1:03:36
goes around and around
1:03:38
and Uh, and it
1:03:40
was made by the
1:03:42
beloved. Um, it's called...
1:03:44
Oh, okay, so this
1:03:46
is... A past... passion
1:03:48
for the beloved. Yeah,
1:03:50
it's called the... List
1:03:52
of named Struedles. Like,
1:03:55
the Struedle Express is
1:03:57
two on the nose,
1:03:59
right? It's a little
1:04:01
on the nose, but
1:04:03
it could be... What
1:04:05
if it was like
1:04:07
what do you use
1:04:09
in shrewd like cinnamon
1:04:11
brown sugar? Butter. That's
1:04:13
it. Eggs the Egg
1:04:15
Express. The Egg Express
1:04:17
is the name of
1:04:19
the show. What about
1:04:21
the comfort Express? That
1:04:23
sounds a bit like
1:04:25
a hotel to me.
1:04:28
Like a cheap like
1:04:30
a cheap hotel. called
1:04:32
the summerberry grunt. In
1:04:34
a rhubarb eaten mess?
1:04:36
What about like the
1:04:38
Linganberry Express or something?
1:04:40
No I hate it.
1:04:42
I said... Old fashioned
1:04:44
apple pandoudi. Okay this
1:04:46
is good. Old-fashioned apple
1:04:48
pandoudi. Okay,
1:04:53
I'm back on with
1:04:55
alley with like the
1:04:57
cinnamon express or something.
1:04:59
The cinnamon steamer, the
1:05:01
overnight synonym. Nutmeg is
1:05:03
also a good one.
1:05:05
People like nutmeg. Old-timey
1:05:07
people fucking love nutmeg.
1:05:09
What's the most funniest
1:05:11
spice for you? List
1:05:14
off spices. An ease?
1:05:16
It's funny, it's weird
1:05:18
shaped. Um... It's not
1:05:20
funny to say all
1:05:22
loud. That's true. Yeah,
1:05:24
we don't want funny
1:05:26
to look at. We
1:05:28
want funny in the
1:05:30
mouth. There's a spice
1:05:32
named Bieber. Clove isn't
1:05:34
funny, but it's interesting.
1:05:36
Clove is... Yeah. I'm
1:05:38
looking at this list
1:05:40
of train names again.
1:05:42
List of passenger trains
1:05:44
in Italy and Switzerland.
1:05:46
I want to see
1:05:48
how they name these.
1:05:50
I see Teodelina. Cavagia.
1:05:52
That's just, that's, you
1:05:54
can't just name it.
1:05:56
after one
1:05:58
of your
1:06:00
of your painters. Stratovary,
1:06:03
that's a a violin maker.
1:06:05
These aren't fucking trains. are bad
1:06:07
at naming trains. are bad at
1:06:09
Didn't these people know when they were
1:06:11
in a meeting these that we were going
1:06:14
to when they were naming these trains that we were going
1:06:16
to need them for? Three weirders?
1:06:18
Loveg? Well, I guess that's
1:06:21
good for good for seafood, though. That's
1:06:23
not really nice. Okay, me out here out
1:06:25
here. There is a is a
1:06:27
Swiss passenger train that runs
1:06:29
from Zermatt to just called the it's
1:06:31
just called Now I know it is not related to
1:06:33
baking know it is not related
1:06:35
to baking anymore, but it
1:06:37
is kind of holiday about a What
1:06:39
about a strudel shop called
1:06:42
the Glacier Express a has a
1:06:44
little train going around can go in and
1:06:46
it's warm, warm, the windows are
1:06:48
a little steamed up. up. You can
1:06:50
take take your code off, you you can can
1:06:52
fire. the fire. a A little train called the
1:06:54
Glacier Express will bring you a small
1:06:56
and only slightly you a strudel. and only
1:06:58
slightly battered straddle. I like
1:07:00
it. At night they a They have
1:07:03
what? They have whiskey ice on hand?
1:07:05
Oh they do. Yeah. on hand. where
1:07:07
they do. That's where you get where you go, that's
1:07:09
where you get it. is also, maybe
1:07:11
mean maybe this is also maybe they
1:07:13
also have a nice that's maybe also
1:07:15
maybe they started out as like like... because
1:07:18
people used to have to literally get
1:07:20
their eyes shipped in from the get
1:07:22
North Pole and shit. in from the they started
1:07:24
out as like Pole and shit. then they than
1:07:26
the ice business an ice up? I don't
1:07:29
know. the ice Or maybe during the winter months,
1:07:31
it's kind of less of a thing. the
1:07:34
winter months, it's kind of
1:07:36
less of a thing. I'm already... I'm
1:07:38
already writing that suit
1:07:40
or two II out in
1:07:42
the the behind the behind
1:07:45
the Glacier Express. Oh, well, That's where to
1:07:47
get ice ice. I love this this
1:07:49
idea that we have have
1:07:51
like bring me a like,
1:07:54
please me a Strutel, is like
1:07:56
bring me a strudel like, bring
1:07:58
me a Strutel or something Alexander. drink
1:08:00
is that like a biscuit? a
1:08:03
biscuit? It might be might be both.
1:08:05
a drink. It's a a drink, it's a drink.
1:08:07
a drink. it's so small small.
1:08:09
just gonna have to do with the
1:08:11
space here going to have to do said
1:08:13
that this was also
1:08:15
run by was also run
1:08:17
we Oh, no, I Do we? Oh, no.
1:08:20
I misspoke. But, like, But
1:08:22
have been. train was made by The beloved. The
1:08:24
train was made by the beloved. the the
1:08:26
train was was made
1:08:28
by the beloved. Perfect.
1:08:30
going to write. going to write
1:08:33
that. Um, yeah. I have
1:08:35
an idea for a
1:08:37
I have an idea for a person. I had
1:08:40
a last name and
1:08:42
then I totally... Okay, I
1:08:44
had a last name and
1:08:47
then I totally... do. Um,
1:08:49
so their that'll do.
1:08:51
That'll do. no, that'll do.
1:08:54
their name their name is,
1:08:56
uh... No, that Now
1:08:58
that doesn't work. work. Shit,
1:09:00
shit. Um, fuck. Do you know
1:09:02
describe who they are and
1:09:04
work backwards? Yeah, I
1:09:06
want like you know describe who
1:09:09
they are and work backwards? child kind
1:09:11
I want like a scrappy
1:09:13
little urchin We kind of thing.
1:09:15
one of those. We need
1:09:17
one of those. bring me, bring me
1:09:19
a, a dog with a up
1:09:21
face the with a messed up face the
1:09:23
size of you, the one that's in the
1:09:26
window. window. you. I
1:09:28
think his name is, is
1:09:31
loyal Duncan.
1:09:33
That's a
1:09:35
first name. Last
1:09:38
name Duncan. Stuttlegly
1:09:42
disloyal.
1:09:44
Do you you want
1:09:46
to assign a to assign a
1:09:48
suit or think loyal Duncan
1:09:50
is probably Duncan
1:09:54
is probably...
1:09:56
The, I think, I think
1:09:58
suit or one. Just
1:10:01
because every now and then loyal Duncan
1:10:03
gets to pick up one of the
1:10:05
cats with the especially egregious legs. And
1:10:09
that just makes his day. Uh
1:10:11
-huh, yeah, yeah. I
1:10:16
somehow lost the tech size that I
1:10:18
should be using, but it's fine. Okay.
1:10:24
Back to Jack. Um...
1:10:29
I'm gonna pick a hmm.
1:10:31
I'm I'm going to pick the
1:10:34
person just rereading
1:10:36
the real real quick. an
1:10:39
Oh, it's an object
1:10:41
the the owns. he uses
1:10:43
or know. Oh, yeah. I
1:10:45
is is a, it is a
1:10:47
is I want something like I
1:10:49
want something alpine and
1:10:52
I can't can't decide if it's like
1:10:54
a piano accordion piano or a or
1:10:56
a one of those little horns
1:10:58
that you blow that you can
1:11:00
play like a little you not one
1:11:02
of the huge mountain little piano
1:11:04
accordion is funny the huge soon as
1:11:06
you play it the piano you've
1:11:08
made an error is funny because as
1:11:10
soon as the horn is like you've
1:11:12
more portable. error but the horn is
1:11:14
like smaller and think portable I
1:11:16
think like a little what What
1:11:19
about it? if a trumpet, and they
1:11:21
can play the trumpet really well. they can
1:11:23
play the I want to give that
1:11:25
to and I want to give that to a suitor two It's
1:11:27
a cornet, not a trumpet, sorry. not
1:11:31
a trumpet,
1:11:33
sorry. Okay.
1:11:36
like the in the eye, think, I think, C
1:11:38
-O -R -N -E -T the
1:11:40
I, I think. I C -O
1:11:43
-R -N -E -T. C-O-R-N-E-T.
1:11:46
need to. Okay,
1:11:48
perfect. C-O-R-N-E-T. Okay.
1:11:51
Okay. I
1:12:00
I think that
1:12:03
a suit or two
1:12:05
has has
1:12:07
a design assistant
1:12:10
and I
1:12:13
thought when I said that out loud, I was
1:12:15
gonna think of a name, that but out
1:12:17
loud I was
1:12:19
going to think
1:12:22
it was named
1:12:25
but gonna go with um Stacey
1:12:35
and Lane. And I'm
1:12:37
going to put in I'm
1:12:39
going to put
1:12:42
in parentheses design, assistance. Oh. Okay.
1:12:44
We're fine. Oh, I'm done
1:12:46
with Stacy. We're fine. Oh,
1:12:49
I'm just going to do it the way
1:12:51
that I was going to do gonna do
1:12:53
it the way that I was
1:12:55
gonna do it with Duncan,
1:12:57
which is... is. There
1:13:05
we go. we just going to say who
1:13:07
they are at the top here. And now Janine,
1:13:09
have a final thing to
1:13:11
assign to pseudor they are at
1:13:14
the I
1:13:16
think that And
1:13:18
now, Janine, you have
1:13:21
a final thing
1:13:24
to assign to
1:13:26
Souter One.
1:13:29
I An incredibly
1:13:31
powerful horse. One
1:13:33
has... like a
1:13:35
shire horse? Yeah. Yes.
1:13:38
Powerful. Yes. It's like
1:13:40
very strong. It's in
1:13:43
the It's in
1:13:45
the prime of life. It has
1:13:47
never been sick. been sick. It's never,
1:13:50
never, it's never,
1:13:52
it's never, it's never,
1:13:54
never broken eye
1:13:56
contact first. eye
1:13:59
contact first. It's true. feel like
1:14:01
that's an interesting thing to know
1:14:03
about this horse. This horse will just
1:14:05
look at you from outside of
1:14:07
the strudel shop. at you from outside of the strutle shop.
1:14:09
Um, what's a good what's a good horse name? a
1:14:11
What's a good name for like a
1:14:13
really strong horse? horse? me check my
1:14:15
nameslist to see if I have
1:14:17
anything suitable for I have anything suitable for
1:14:19
a... unbelievably strong horse. The horse that I've
1:14:21
been using in Red Dead Redemption the
1:14:23
entire time is named the entire leave is
1:14:25
named Greg. So I'm that's great.
1:14:27
it to you. I I named my
1:14:30
horses in dead. So I I had an
1:14:32
idea that was not a good
1:14:34
idea. idea, but I had three horses. So
1:14:36
I So I was like, well, I guess
1:14:39
I guess I'll just do this. just do I was
1:14:41
like, And I well, so this is okay, well, I'm
1:14:43
gonna name this horse a And this is
1:14:45
a dude horse. I'm gonna name this horse Hansel.
1:14:47
And I then I was like, okay, well, what
1:14:49
else goes with Hansel Gretel? was like, oh,
1:14:51
candy I was like, no If I have a lady that.
1:14:53
name if I have a But then I ended up
1:14:55
with a male and my third horse. I
1:14:57
Hansel and Gretel in a male horse is my third
1:15:00
horse. So I just have Hansel
1:15:02
that's great. and nuts. Oh, that's
1:15:04
My host is called called I
1:15:06
only have one. one. And it's called
1:15:08
Benedict because I bought it with
1:15:10
the money that I got from bringing
1:15:12
in a bounty called Benedict And
1:15:14
I was like in a bounty you And
1:15:17
I was closest thing to the name
1:15:19
for a powerful horse that I
1:15:21
have on my list right now
1:15:23
powerful horse that I have on my list right a
1:15:26
horse that will just stare you
1:15:28
dead in the eyes is too on the notion
1:15:30
for a horse that will just
1:15:32
stay, you dead in the eyes. What
1:15:36
about ransom? ransom? Oh, like
1:15:39
the plant? What? Ransom
1:15:41
is a sort of flower. Do
1:15:43
a sort of flower. like the
1:15:45
you mean the thing you you do
1:15:47
when you have kidnapped someone? Yeah,
1:15:49
that's more what I meant. Sure.
1:15:52
A is is a like a it's
1:15:54
like a little white.
1:15:56
white. Hmm. It's kind
1:15:59
of It's kind of like... a little, oh
1:16:01
a little blue bell almost. Oh
1:16:03
no, it's wild garlic. Which
1:16:05
also tracks with just
1:16:08
this unbelievably powerful
1:16:10
also Yeah. just this unbelievably powerful
1:16:13
horse. like a horse
1:16:15
that has lived a whole also
1:16:17
just sounds like a horse that has lived a
1:16:19
whole other life before it became this. horse. Yeah,
1:16:21
it's looking at me.
1:16:23
Can you make it
1:16:25
stop looking you make it stop
1:16:27
looking at me? They definitely That's probably
1:16:29
what happened. ransom. That's
1:16:31
probably what happened.
1:16:34
Um, is the, okay, wait, is the,
1:16:36
you go. I'm just gonna
1:16:38
write, I'm just going to write. horse.
1:16:41
So I have the space course
1:16:43
here. Ransom powerful horse. read
1:16:46
some powerful horse that
1:16:48
horse. That my goal my
1:16:50
the villain the villain. And
1:16:52
I'm gonna gonna write
1:16:54
type of horn. so
1:16:57
we know. so we then I'm gonna
1:16:59
think of a name for
1:17:01
the to think I was like, I
1:17:03
just Googled. for the words
1:17:05
describing ice And I
1:17:07
was like one
1:17:09
synonym and one answer
1:17:11
them for ice, please describing
1:17:14
ice. I just thought. I'd
1:17:16
like one synonym
1:17:19
and one answered
1:17:21
him for ice,
1:17:23
please. God. What
1:17:26
are some words to
1:17:29
describe the to describe the North Pole?
1:17:31
Words it's the polar Now
1:17:33
it's the Polar Express! You got any one!
1:17:35
I'm gonna say like the
1:17:38
landslide, but like... Oh. Yeah, I'm
1:17:40
just Yeah, I'm just gonna with my
1:17:42
favorite of my 1's bonus
1:17:44
levels season 1's
1:17:46
bonus levels. Although we
1:17:48
should probably we
1:17:50
should probably we're in Alpine Town, this
1:17:53
is is speakeasy. rather
1:17:55
than an actual. actual
1:17:58
landslide. I
1:18:00
was going to write
1:18:03
that in the corner
1:18:05
but it works here
1:18:08
too. And then loyal,
1:18:10
how did you describe
1:18:13
loyal again? Like, he's
1:18:15
like scrappy, um, crappy
1:18:18
young, like a scrappy,
1:18:20
urchin kid, who like,
1:18:23
hire him to do
1:18:25
odd jobs kind of
1:18:28
thing. Scrapy, urchin kid.
1:18:30
His hobbies probably include
1:18:33
like stealing oranges. Okay,
1:18:35
let me write this
1:18:38
out. Hobbies include... Getting
1:18:40
a big pot of
1:18:43
water and pouring it
1:18:45
on the path to
1:18:48
make us an ice
1:18:50
slide. Ooh. Wait. How
1:18:53
do you spell orange?
1:18:56
Orange. There we go.
1:18:58
I thought it was
1:19:01
two G's. It wasn't.
1:19:03
No, that's orange. No.
1:19:06
And we need one
1:19:08
more hobby. Um, whistling.
1:19:11
Okay, that's good. And,
1:19:13
uh, yeah, and now
1:19:16
we assigned three traits
1:19:18
to Stacey. Stacey. Um,
1:19:21
but for, Stacey's. Stacey's.
1:19:23
And, but for, Stacey's
1:19:26
is a design assistant,
1:19:28
and her hobbies include.
1:19:31
Um, I'm so glad
1:19:33
that we're. Just making
1:19:36
them at the styles
1:19:38
having characters. Her hobbies
1:19:41
include scrapping. Do y'all
1:19:43
have any? What
1:19:56
if she collects? Collect something?
1:19:58
It might be a bit
1:20:01
close to scrapbooking actually. Well,
1:20:03
similar hobbies. I'm going to
1:20:05
say collects coins. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1:20:08
Mm-hmm. And, I mean, do
1:20:10
we want to get another
1:20:12
animal in here? Does she
1:20:15
own... Does she own a
1:20:17
dog? Which might let us
1:20:19
do some sort of facial
1:20:22
studies. Well, she's the friend
1:20:24
of the person who has
1:20:26
the worst face design. dog
1:20:31
with a
1:20:34
really really
1:20:37
really strange
1:20:40
face and
1:20:43
this this
1:20:46
person this
1:20:49
is not
1:20:52
my suggestion
1:20:55
um I'm
1:20:59
gonna say that she's a...
1:21:01
She's a design assistant now,
1:21:04
but I was like, would
1:21:06
either of these people have
1:21:09
like stores that have employees?
1:21:11
I guess there's loyal, so
1:21:14
it's fine, that's fine. I
1:21:16
was gonna have like a
1:21:19
design major. I'm gonna change
1:21:21
her, she's an architect now,
1:21:24
I'm sorry. Oh. But
1:21:27
you can still scrapbooks and
1:21:30
collect coins. And that's good
1:21:32
for now. Yeah. Okay. We
1:21:34
don't actually have to do
1:21:37
this. No, no. We're just
1:21:39
getting a little extra detail,
1:21:41
right? Okay. So. The prize
1:21:44
is, we already said it
1:21:46
was getting a window in
1:21:49
the toy maker shop, right?
1:21:51
A window. Like a prominent
1:21:53
window. Oh
1:22:00
wow. Ali, you've gone
1:22:02
real robotty for a
1:22:04
sudden. Yeah. Oh, I'm
1:22:07
glad you were hearing
1:22:09
that too, Janine. Wow.
1:22:11
I think it's the
1:22:13
first story. Oh, Janine
1:22:15
is, Janine is not
1:22:18
okay. What if we
1:22:20
all just leave the
1:22:22
discord call and come
1:22:24
back? Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
1:22:26
Although it seems okay
1:22:28
now. Yeah, it was.
1:22:31
Oh, it even though.
1:22:33
It was red for
1:22:35
a second and now
1:22:37
it's. Yeah, same. Okay.
1:22:39
Must have been like
1:22:42
a discord thing. Um,
1:22:44
just reload YouTube. Okay.
1:22:46
We're still live. Yeah.
1:22:48
Yeah. Where we go.
1:22:50
The stream didn't drop,
1:22:53
which I was surprised
1:22:55
by. Okay, well perfect.
1:22:57
Okay, so now we're
1:22:59
moving on to the
1:23:01
structure of the game,
1:23:03
so we're done. Okay,
1:23:06
so all we have
1:23:08
to do is pick
1:23:10
which character we want
1:23:12
to play and give
1:23:14
them names. There's also
1:23:17
a conflict section that's
1:23:19
optional if you're playing
1:23:21
as two people, then
1:23:23
the beloved is like
1:23:25
PC, essentially. I feel
1:23:28
like we have a
1:23:30
lot here. Yeah. Um,
1:23:32
but yeah, now's the
1:23:34
time. Does anyone have
1:23:36
any strong feelings? Strong
1:23:38
inclinations? I am good
1:23:41
either way. Uh, there
1:23:43
is so... Oh, okay,
1:23:45
go on. Oh, no,
1:23:47
no, no, go ahead.
1:23:49
I was just going
1:23:52
to say really briefly,
1:23:54
like, there's not a
1:23:56
huge difference between like,
1:24:00
playing, playing. The beloved
1:24:02
gets a little bit gets a little
1:24:04
bit more because you get the first
1:24:06
scene because the first scene is focused on
1:24:08
the beloved and their dream and not and
1:24:10
their dream and not the the
1:24:12
suitors the other thing is
1:24:14
is the beloved also the beloved turn is
1:24:16
a little bit different it's
1:24:18
kind of the same idea as
1:24:20
the as the suitors turns, but you you
1:24:22
have to choose something that like
1:24:24
can either sort of affect
1:24:26
people affect affect people or affect
1:24:28
all three of you and depending
1:24:31
on what that is gets
1:24:33
you you more more points essentially and
1:24:35
you can see these little
1:24:37
points underneath the points we keep track
1:24:39
of that stuff. is how we keep track of that
1:24:41
stuff. Yeah. So the beloved has a
1:24:43
like a little bit more little bit
1:24:45
more responsibility but I'm of of like. the
1:24:47
rules lawyer here. so I can just take care
1:24:49
of that either way way in in terms
1:24:51
of like if you're confused about stuff. So
1:24:53
like if you want to be about all
1:24:55
means. like if you want to be the bull
1:24:57
up leaning very slightly
1:25:00
slightly towards Sutter 1 I don't know
1:25:02
if Janine is also leaning is also leaning
1:25:04
you gave Sutter Duncan you gave them extremely powerful
1:25:06
horse. extremely powerful horse. I would not be
1:25:08
a all, like, my nose would not be put nose would
1:25:10
not be put out of a
1:25:12
joint were were like, no I I if want
1:25:14
the very powerful horse because I
1:25:16
know that I'm gonna get to meet
1:25:18
this horse going to get of what I
1:25:20
choose. I, more than anything, want
1:25:22
to see what you can do with Loyal
1:25:24
anything and the to see what you can do with Loyal
1:25:26
Duncan and Ransom put myself down
1:25:28
for Suitsa Okay. case. Thank
1:25:31
you. myself down for Suu to
1:25:33
one in that case. Thank you. I'd
1:25:35
I'd be okay playing
1:25:37
either suit or or two
1:25:39
or the beloved. I think my think
1:25:41
my biggest thing that's that's
1:25:43
affecting me in either way is still
1:25:46
a little confused about how the
1:25:48
turns actually look, but that'll be
1:25:50
resolved when we're playing, so it's
1:25:52
fine. but that will be resolved
1:25:54
when we're playing, so
1:25:56
it's fine. Yeah, I'm sorry I'm
1:25:58
just three. Um, yeah, if it's
1:26:01
if it's purely a if it's
1:26:03
if it's purely a mechanics
1:26:05
concern, I will help
1:26:07
you It's fine so far, so far. not.
1:26:10
Okay, um, I'll take beloved then. I'll
1:26:12
take beloved then. Okay, perfect.
1:26:14
Our ingenious. Toy owner. Okay, I'm just gonna put
1:26:16
our names at Okay, I'm just
1:26:19
going to put our
1:26:21
names at the top here
1:26:23
so we know who's
1:26:25
who. I thought you were
1:26:28
saying Jack. R& genius like That's
1:26:30
that's what I thought as
1:26:32
well. I thought as well. that's
1:26:34
good. Where'd she get good where
1:26:37
she gets that from. our
1:26:39
our is our gamer our elite gamer
1:26:41
name. of the year
1:26:43
at the the year at
1:26:45
the game awards. called? that fucking
1:26:47
person called? creator of
1:26:49
the year or something,
1:26:51
right? That's the
1:26:53
new of the year. Right. That's the
1:26:55
new we won. we won.
1:26:58
We, yeah, we've seen game. game. Yeah. Okay. Do y'all want
1:27:00
to, like, take a break real quick to 'all want
1:27:02
to like names and a break real
1:27:04
quick to figure out names and
1:27:06
before we get into it or
1:27:08
y 'all be. I have a name, but I have
1:27:11
a name, but I can go we
1:27:13
take like a five minute if we take
1:27:15
like a five minute break, it's
1:27:17
always nice to get up and
1:27:19
stretch and stretch. another cup of coffee. cup
1:27:21
of coffee. Um, cool. All right. Just remember
1:27:23
to to deafenas on Yeah, I'll remember
1:27:25
that this time. Thank you very
1:27:27
much for very much if you hadn't
1:27:29
rebited me, I would have forgotten. rebided
1:27:32
me, I I just pushed the button.
1:27:34
This is I just we're good, right?
1:27:36
that says deafen, then we're good, right? Okay, yeah. Yeah, okay. Goodbye.
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