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one of those compounds. Nice.

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in this 11 o'clock hour, and until

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then we'll get back to the phones,

2:38

we'll speak to Ramone, who's 22, Ramone.

2:40

Hello, Ramone, what's up? What's happening? Oh

2:42

man, I got issues, my man. Right,

2:44

what's up? All right. Well, let me

2:46

just lay down the big question first.

2:48

The question is, I'd like to know

2:50

if a girl can have multiple orgasms

2:53

and the sex not be good? And

2:55

what this question has a story behind

2:57

it? Hmm. Well, what do you mean

2:59

by multiple orgasm? More than one time

3:01

in the sequence of intercourse. Okay, but

3:03

it was one. It wasn't the pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow

3:05

one. It was the one. I'm sorry,

3:07

what's that? Were they spread out? Or

3:09

was it rapid fire? Spread out. Spread

3:11

out. Got it? And here's the story.

3:13

This is my girlfriend. Well, hold on.

3:15

Let's answer. Let's see if we can

3:17

address that question first off. Okay. who

3:19

doesn't really enjoy it is just f-ed

3:21

up enough to sort of have every

3:23

time or time we get in a

3:26

bedroom it's like a car accident right

3:28

yeah this stuff is crazy screaming and

3:30

well yes go off like rope and

3:32

candles matter what yeah but their their

3:34

dad could be touching them and it

3:36

was same thing would happen right they

3:38

can get off of the magazine if

3:40

they wanted to right but the setups

3:42

And then, but then, no, but that's

3:44

that nutty thing. Yeah, yeah. And then,

3:46

but if you space them out, it

3:48

means you're not quite as nutty, right?

3:50

It means you can have orgasm relatively

3:52

easily. Yeah, so that woman I would

3:54

believe more to be enjoying the experience.

3:56

Yes, I would have heard all agree

3:58

on that? Yes, I'd agree on that.

4:01

So far we think she's enjoying it,

4:03

but keep going. Right, that's what I

4:05

was pretty sure personally. and i get

4:07

her to orgasm unfortunately for me before

4:09

we got serious she had told me

4:11

about this incident she had with this

4:13

one military guy about six months ago

4:15

she told me how he was ugly

4:17

and how it meant nothing and how

4:19

it hurt her feelings afterwards because the

4:21

guy just won the bang and he

4:23

was kind of a jerk but now

4:25

that we're together in serious something and

4:27

back will wait a minute maybe this

4:29

guy wasn't so bad in the sack

4:31

And now I'm going to start, you

4:34

start mining inhabitants. Yeah, well, what does

4:36

that mean? So what? Looking for information?

4:38

Yeah, I was, but at the time

4:40

I didn't know that I was going

4:42

to get involved that seriously, so I

4:44

was just kind of joking with her

4:46

like, so come on, well, what, was

4:48

he a stud or did you guys

4:50

try this? Did you guys try that?

4:52

And then later on, we got serious

4:54

and that all comes back in my

4:56

face. And I'm like, well, well, actually,

4:58

if I get you know, did you

5:00

get a least finish and then from

5:02

there she's like well yeah yeah yeah

5:04

yeah what about the part where he's

5:07

a hung like a black rhino yeah

5:09

yeah well she said you know girls

5:11

aim to please I mean she says

5:13

that that's not the case oh really

5:15

so well listen if you're gonna believe

5:17

her on the if she's gonna tell

5:19

the truth on the hurtful things then

5:21

believe her when she says he's got

5:23

a small pecka You know what I'm

5:25

saying? At least for my own pride,

5:27

right? No, no, no, no. Here's what

5:29

I'm saying. Women usually, once they're telling

5:31

the truth, they're just telling it. Here's

5:33

a reality. Women aren't really smart enough

5:35

to lie effectively. They're just not. Once

5:37

in a while you get one of

5:39

these crazy real estate women who wears

5:42

too much eyeshadow can lie or ass

5:44

off constantly. But that's, they're in their

5:46

50s. Like 21-year-old chicks really have difficulty

5:48

lying. They're just, they're not good at

5:50

it. So this whole thing I thought

5:52

what Ramone is turning everything it's like

5:54

well if it's if it's if it's

5:56

if it's an ugly truth he believes

5:58

it if it's something that would be

6:00

flattering he doesn't believe it whatever though

6:02

it doesn't help him with his dilemma

6:04

I don't know what his dilemma is

6:06

his dilemma is this is like primitive

6:08

man we're talking to primitive man at

6:10

least the primitive side of Ramone and

6:12

that is. Another man has touched my

6:15

territory and caused it to experience things

6:17

that I'm not able to get her

6:19

to experience. You're a wise man, Drew.

6:21

I know therefore I'm beside myself with

6:23

frustration and I'm not as I'm not

6:25

up to that. My my my phallus

6:27

is not magical. My phallus is not

6:29

true. This is not about your pecker.

6:31

Let's focus on the caller. Okay, and

6:33

we'll talk about your schmont off the

6:35

air, Drew. Well let me add this,

6:37

let me add this, let me add

6:39

this. It's become a form for your

6:41

penis talk, Drew. That's what Ramones up

6:43

against. I know, but Ramones said that

6:45

he's given her. Yeah, but he can't

6:48

do the, he can't do the, he

6:50

can't do the, he can't do the,

6:52

no, he's given her one. He's given

6:54

her one. Bring her to orgasm, is

6:56

that true? Is that true? Is that

6:58

true? That you, you can only give

7:00

her one orgasm, or one orgasm? Supposedly

7:02

I give her multiple orgasms. Oh, okay.

7:04

No, true. It's just to stop being

7:06

wrong, would you? Well, so what's the

7:08

problem with this other guy? I don't

7:10

know. I'm hanging up 10 times on

7:12

Ramone for wasting on time. One hang-up.

7:14

You know in the mafia movies when

7:16

they keep pumping the bullets into the

7:18

guy? Yeah. did with my hang-up on

7:20

that. Well no, maybe Ramones' orgasms that

7:23

he was giving her weren't as good

7:25

as Sergeant Slott. That's what he's saying.

7:27

That's what he's saying. Yeah, but you

7:29

keep just gonna worry about that. He

7:31

can drive himself crazy and he's gonna

7:33

end up... That's right. It's a primitive

7:35

man. How can he quantify what's his

7:37

good? How can he quantify what's as

7:39

good? He's giving her multiple organs? How

7:41

can he quantify what he quantify? He's

7:43

primitive man. He just wanted to get...

7:45

He just wanted to get... He just

7:47

wanted to get on the... He just

7:49

wanted to get on the... He just

7:51

wanted to get on the... He just

7:53

wanted to get on the... He just

7:56

wanted to get on the... He just

7:58

wanted to get on the... He just

8:00

wanted to get on the... He just

8:02

wanted to get on the... He just

8:04

wanted to get on the... He just

8:06

wanted to get on the... He just

8:08

wanted to get on the... He just

8:10

wanted to get on the Ramone. I

8:12

don't see. You know, everyone calls a

8:14

show that they're like a loose tooth

8:16

that hurts and I can't stop flicking

8:18

with my tongue. I can't stop it.

8:20

I can't help it. I know it's

8:22

wrong. Ramone? Yeah. I don't understand. You're

8:24

giving her orgasms. Yes or no? And

8:26

you're giving her multiple orgasms, but now

8:29

she insists on waiting and just having

8:31

one big one. Okay, so you give

8:33

her one big orgasm you're way ahead

8:35

of the game and the big problem

8:37

is is that another guy was with

8:39

her before you and I gave her

8:41

and she said the sex wasn't that

8:43

good, but she got off multiple times

8:45

and so I'm conflicted on how she

8:47

can say that and it's still not

8:49

be that great but listen here's here's

8:51

the thing everybody first off don't do

8:53

the orgasm math with the ladies ladies

8:55

are so screwed up they have sex

8:57

dreams for the people don't have faces

8:59

we know exactly who we have dreams

9:02

so we have dreams we know exactly

9:04

who we have dreams so we can

9:06

get the people we can't get to

9:08

normally you guys have dreams you're looking

9:10

at a blank etch of sketch for

9:12

a hat it was erotic No face?

9:14

Yeah, I don't know who it was,

9:16

but it was fair. What do you

9:18

look like? I don't know. I don't

9:20

know. He was an amalgamation of all

9:22

men. Shut up! I'm banging the chicks,

9:24

I know, at the office and stuff.

9:26

Like that's why we do it. Imagine,

9:28

no head? Besides, how are you going

9:30

to get oral? They got no face.

9:32

No, it's like the pink Floyd, you

9:34

know, like the wall, you know, those

9:37

people. Yeah, that's what they look like.

9:39

Yeah, I still have, you know, mouths.

9:41

Okay, all right. Now they got on

9:43

a face. They're not even clear that

9:45

they're teapoles over there. Just like, it

9:47

was a presence. The presence went down

9:49

on her sleep. Oh, please. Don't, don't,

9:51

don't, don't sort this out. Romones 22,

9:53

he's got a lot of energy. Yeah.

9:55

A lot of energy. So his thing

9:57

was, how could she possibly be having

9:59

a bad sexual experience with multiple organs?

10:01

Like, stop doing it. Not all orgasms

10:03

are the same though, right? I know,

10:05

that's what he's saying. The orgasm math

10:07

with women is very, very... Don't break

10:10

it down. Okay. No, you know what

10:12

it's like, it's like when you, you

10:14

know, when I gamble on football. I'm

10:16

like, well, the ravens. they killed the

10:18

browns last time they played and the

10:20

brown and now and and and this

10:22

team beat the raven so they're going

10:24

to destroy the browns in the browns

10:26

one wait you can't do the main

10:28

can i say one thing i think

10:30

i can clear this up really easily

10:32

i've had sex with my girlfriend and

10:34

we've had multiple orgasms and then we've

10:36

had sex and she said one big

10:38

orgasm and that was better sex than

10:40

the sex you had multiple organisms yeah

10:43

it happens i think that you can't

10:45

really gauge the different varieties of sex

10:47

and how good is. So I think

10:49

you're fine man, don't worry about it.

10:51

Yeah, he's just obsessing over guys that

10:53

got there before he did and that's

10:55

what you do when you're 22. Yeah,

10:57

it's primitive man. Jamie? Yes. You're 23?

10:59

Yes, I have a problem with my

11:01

mom. Yeah. She, I've had problems ever

11:03

since I was really small, like since

11:05

my parents got divorced and like, I

11:07

recently discovered that she, this whole time.

11:09

Well like basically since I was like

11:11

14 I've known that she was weird.

11:13

I just didn't ever know like why

11:15

because she would act very strange and

11:18

she would get really antagonistic and mean

11:20

And so I mean I've been going

11:22

through this my whole life thinking that

11:24

like maybe she was like schizophrenic I

11:26

mean I never knew Until I talked

11:28

to my aunt like a week ago.

11:30

Okay, so she's so here. She's a

11:32

victim of pain killer. She's been institutionalized

11:34

twice to try to get off of

11:36

them and so my whole family is

11:38

pretty much like okay we're done like

11:40

that we're going to do the tough

11:42

love thing. So I'm kind of all

11:44

alone trying to figure out like what

11:46

to do. Why are you all alone?

11:48

Your family's unified in... You've got to

11:51

be part of that front. You've got

11:53

to be part of that leverage that

11:55

gets her better or else she's going

11:57

to die of this disease eventually. So

11:59

what should I do? I mean should

12:01

I... You stay with the rest of

12:03

your family, you follow, everyone stays together,

12:05

you must have a completely unified front.

12:07

Yeah, live together? No, no, no, no.

12:09

Just see you don't, nobody, any, whatever

12:11

position one person takes, everyone must take

12:13

the same position and whatever the same

12:15

position, and whatever that position is, you

12:17

should be checking with, you should be

12:19

going to Alana, I'm checking with a

12:21

sponsor. Please, your mother's going to, Jesus

12:24

Christ, we'll put the phone up tighter

12:26

here. Your mother's going, it will eventually

12:28

have serious problems in this condition. The

12:30

only thing that can leverage somebody into

12:32

treatment is loss and the encouragement of

12:34

people that she cares about. And if

12:36

you continue to cave in to her

12:38

whatever her demands are, whatever her manipulations

12:40

are, you're participating in the problem. And

12:42

you're adding to the you know, you're

12:44

moving her towards eventual fatality here really

12:46

and she's not in any program right

12:48

now. No, absolutely not. She's like pretty

12:50

much anti-social you know you need you

12:52

must go to alan you must get

12:54

a sponsor you must work the steps

12:56

without that you are not going to

12:59

be able to withstand this you but

13:01

you've been the pawn of her disease

13:03

since you're a young child that's really

13:05

who you are now is this this

13:07

sort of the object of manipulation that

13:09

is yeah exactly product of her disease

13:11

and the only way you can step

13:13

out of those via support of other

13:15

people where does she get her drugs

13:17

by the way? Really? She has three

13:19

of the doctors, she's, yeah, it's very

13:21

bad. Easy, I work with a doctor,

13:23

I can barely get any ambience. Which

13:25

reminds me, Drew, I gotta score. Come

13:27

on, buddy. You got any samples in

13:29

the car? No. Doctor, do you think

13:32

that I should just move out and

13:34

get her help that way? you go

13:36

to out listen are you you're living

13:38

with her oh yeah i'm moving on

13:40

i'm transferring soon school so i mean

13:42

i'm moving out soon i just didn't

13:44

want to leave her all alone to

13:46

like rot you know yeah well that

13:48

that's her decision the problem is you

13:50

staying there is guarantees maintaining her to

13:52

well let's put it this way she's

13:54

got the she's got the ten years

13:56

of this under her belt yeah and

13:58

she's managed to maintain it because you've

14:00

been there you're there to support her

14:02

and there to support her and catch

14:05

her and catch her when she falls

14:07

you've got to go to get a

14:09

sponsor that is the only solution right

14:11

You can't get a therapist if you're

14:13

on a phone, but you can go

14:15

immediately to Allen. My family was the

14:17

same way, by the way. It's just

14:19

a tough love. Except for no love.

14:21

No one was on drugs. There was

14:23

this way toward college and that kind

14:25

of stuff. I thought it was no

14:27

love for your family. Yeah, this is

14:29

a little. A little. A little love.

14:31

Just, you know, you can't enable. A

14:33

kid sits around. It comes like a

14:35

cat just waiting by the back. back

14:38

porch, want some free milk, you know

14:40

what I'm saying? True, do not enable

14:42

your kids by paying for their college.

14:44

I gotta learn to pick themselves up

14:46

by their own thong back. I like

14:48

that modified because I don't think people

14:50

wear boots anymore with straps. You're right,

14:52

they don't. There's no boot straps. But

14:54

everyone's like civil war, but people still

14:56

wear underpants. You know what I mean?

14:58

Or say by your own Nike or

15:00

something. I think a lot of these

15:02

things, I think like new broom sweeps

15:04

weepsweeps clean and... picked up by your

15:06

own bootstraps and you know a stitch

15:08

in time and a burden the hand

15:10

and they need revisions you know work

15:13

on that true because you don't hear

15:15

kids dropping these things anymore no and

15:17

a lot of them just are they're

15:19

antiquated old-timey yeah they're old-timey they remind

15:21

the kids of old people that scares

15:23

them so they don't have any you

15:25

know what I mean? they say stuff

15:27

like duh and no ass And whatever

15:29

happened to no S. Sherlock? That's it

15:31

was a good one. Did you guys

15:33

have that one? You know what I

15:35

mean? Absolutely not. I have no idea

15:37

what you're talking about. I know some

15:39

old-time ones and I've never heard that

15:41

before. Well, that's like your Sherlock Holmes

15:43

Yeah, you got to take the word

15:46

as no S Mark I will not

15:48

hold on true first you got to

15:50

just make sure they ask. Yes, you

15:52

understand you got to say the The

15:54

show's in time word any iteration there

15:56

the shah I know some old-time ones

15:58

and I've never heard that before well

16:00

that one's medium time. That's medium time.

16:02

Yeah, it's like 10 years old maybe

16:04

you know, maybe you know, you know,

16:06

Chris, no, no, no, no, no, no,

16:08

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

16:10

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

16:12

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

16:14

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

16:16

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

16:19

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

16:21

no, no, no, no, no I never

16:23

heard it ever. Really? No, Sh. Sherlock.

16:25

Oh, yeah, of course I have. I'm

16:27

sorry. Yeah, yeah, okay. See, the S

16:29

was screwing. I was not paying it.

16:31

Yeah, I was like, what are you

16:33

talking about? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, of course

16:35

I've heard that. I don't know. The

16:37

radio thing, I'm sorry. I'm not used

16:39

to it. It's horrible. All right, thank

16:41

you. Now what about you. I don't

16:43

know what that was. Chris, what is

16:45

the tunnel going to be completed so

16:47

you can get to your house without

16:49

actually going outdoors? I was checked out

16:51

for a minute, so I apologize. I

16:54

knew you guys knew the S. I

16:56

also knew that us, assuming you knew,

16:58

the S, the S. I also knew

17:00

that us, assuming you knew, the S

17:02

didn't sound right. I'm not using the

17:04

censoring, yeah. I really did have his

17:06

own little ring to it. Well, I'll

17:08

tell you know, I would have got

17:10

that. Well, I can say that, Anderson,

17:12

right? No? Like a longer sheet, like

17:14

a fitted sheet. So you say- No

17:16

fitted sheet, Sherlock. They say no sheet,

17:18

Sherlock, and then you know what we're

17:20

talking about, right? Yeah, totally. There we

17:22

go. Chris, no, no? Chris, no? No?

17:24

We're talking about the title. Ten dollars

17:27

an hour, everybody. That was actually popular

17:29

when we were little kits. Yeah, good.

17:31

Good, yeah, yeah, nice. How did you

17:33

think? How did you think you think

17:35

about the title? How did you know

17:37

about the tunnel? How did you know

17:39

about the tunnel? The tunnel, did you

17:41

tell him? Yeah, I know he doesn't

17:43

want to see outside, doesn't want to

17:45

experience any outside world, so he's digging

17:47

a tunnel to his mom. Does your

17:49

mom have a basement? You can tunnel

17:51

into her or do you got to

17:53

go up through the sub floor? No,

17:55

no, basement. All right. 27, living at

17:57

home, everybody. When are you moving out?

18:00

When you give me money, all

18:03

right, I give you five dollars

18:05

you move out. No, his mom

18:08

needs it remember. That's right. She

18:10

needs him to fill the hand.

18:12

You're 22? Yes. What's up? I'm

18:15

kind of sharing my voice with

18:17

another guy. I don't know if

18:19

you're doing what? Sharing my boyfriend

18:22

with another guy? Sharing. Sharing, I

18:24

guess you could say that. Well,

18:27

let me first explain. In

18:29

the beginning of a relationship, I've

18:32

been dating this guy for about

18:34

a year and a half. All

18:36

right, hold on a second. Her

18:38

phone line is horrible. And she's

18:40

pretty bad. It's hard to tell

18:43

who's worse. The phone or her.

18:45

Yeah. All right, so April, here's

18:47

where you're going to need you

18:49

to do. Do you have a

18:51

better phone you could get on?

18:53

You have a landline, you can

18:56

get on. And by the way,

18:58

here's the deal with this show.

19:00

Your best phone should be used

19:02

when you call the show. It

19:04

can't be a portable phone. Pretend

19:07

you're going to a funeral or

19:09

a wedding. One of those guys

19:11

has one long sleeve shirt. This

19:13

is the time to put it

19:15

on. Yeah. I like the guy

19:18

by the way at the funeral

19:20

or the wedding who's wearing the

19:22

v-neck, the lure shirt, short-sleeve, but

19:24

it's the best he's got. And

19:26

you think of himself, not one

19:28

long one in the closet, huh?

19:31

Nothing. Got a nice v-neck sweater

19:33

will be, that's like the funeral

19:35

and wedding attire. Yeah. That's how

19:37

I used to be me. Alright,

19:39

I'm gonna try April one more

19:42

time. April? Yes. A little better.

19:44

A little better. A little better.

19:46

Okay, so you've got a bisexual

19:48

boyfriend. Yes. In the beginning of

19:50

the relationship, he told me that

19:53

he was bisexual. I accepted it.

19:55

I was actually fine with it.

19:57

Yeah, you should. I kind of

19:59

opened him up to be more

20:01

of himself. What the hell is

20:03

that mean? What the hell does

20:06

that mean? I'm thinking cheek spreader

20:08

when I hear opened up the

20:10

bisexual guy. I let him I

20:12

guess go into the side of

20:14

that he wanted to go into

20:17

the some sort of weird fetish

20:19

or something like up going for

20:21

guys and going on to that

20:23

side and Well, he's saying he's

20:25

saying by by to homicide. It's

20:27

a heterosexual. Yeah, he's gay or

20:30

he's he's a disaster. He's just

20:32

no not exactly. Sure. He's a

20:34

wreck. All right. Yes. Maroon 5

20:36

here tonight. We'll take a quick

20:38

break. We'll be right back. It's

21:06

the best of love line. I'm Adam

21:08

that's Dr. Drew, that was Maroon 5,

21:10

and now we keep on keeping on

21:12

with a girl who's funny, beautiful, and

21:14

on occasion gets naked. And wrote a

21:16

best-selling book. Drew's angry. Drew's angry. Drew

21:18

doesn't like it when anyone younger or

21:21

better looking or dumber than him writes

21:23

a book. No, and gets on the

21:25

best-seller list for you, Drew. Oh, no,

21:27

this was way up there. Yeah, yeah.

21:29

A vindictive spiteful Drew. I'm happy for

21:31

her, I'm happy for myself. Sure, all

21:33

right, all right, but you know what

21:35

that turns into. Yes, yes, here is

21:37

Dr. Drew acting nice to Jenny McCarthy.

21:39

Hey, everybody, it's Love Line, I'm Adam,

21:41

that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-E-1-9-1. Jenny

21:44

McCarthy is in studio tonight. Belly laughs.

21:46

Name of the new books, been out.

21:48

for a couple of months at least

21:50

I've seen Jenny making making the rounds

21:52

and Jenny surprised by how many copies

21:54

her books old I think Drew feels

21:56

the same in a negative way about

21:58

his book surprise no fair fair fair

22:00

fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

22:02

fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

22:04

fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

22:07

fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

22:09

fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

22:11

fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

22:13

fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

22:15

fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

22:17

fair and everyone tells me it's great

22:19

my my my my my I thought

22:21

it was a big support of him.

22:23

I read the book. Oh no, wait

22:25

a minute. I'm not already out. It's

22:27

been out. It's only been out. Well,

22:30

it's been out a year. Has it

22:32

been here? Yeah. Because you know my

22:34

thing. If it hasn't been out five,

22:36

all the great, all the great works,

22:38

Drew. Hundreds of years old. You see

22:40

what I'm saying? All dead. Yeah. Then

22:42

you got your Shakespeare. Maybe alive, maybe

22:44

dead, he's certainly old if he's still

22:46

alive. The point is, is all the

22:48

great work? At least a couple hundred

22:50

years old. So I'm going to have

22:53

to just wait by a hundred and

22:55

five years. Your children read my book,

22:57

I guess. That's right. Their children. What

22:59

are we talking about? Yeah, the book?

23:01

Oh, so, you know, now who's buying

23:03

this book? Is it, is it pregnant?

23:05

I mean, here's what I'm saying. There's

23:07

a sort of myth where, well you

23:09

just go out, you go on the

23:11

Jimmy Kimmel show, you come on Love

23:13

Line, you do some, you do the

23:15

press junket and you sell product. No.

23:18

It never works. If your movie sucks

23:20

and no one wants to see it,

23:22

then it sucks and no one wants

23:24

to see it. And you see these

23:26

poor actors and actresses everywhere and nobody

23:28

sees their movie. And if people decide

23:30

they want to see the movie, they

23:32

go out and see it, whether you

23:34

see the person plugging it on the

23:36

view or not the view or not.

23:38

Right. Right. People have decided they want

23:41

to read this book, obviously, because it's

23:43

doing so well and you've been out

23:45

pushing it, but if they didn't want

23:47

to read it, they wouldn't care for

23:49

your writing. you because it's like oh

23:51

that's that shit from the from the

23:53

thing what you know about so Who's

23:55

buying it? Or do you know? Is

23:57

it pregnant women? Pregnant women. It's got

23:59

to be more than that though. It's

24:01

got to be young people thinking about

24:04

having kids. Also, husbands are getting it.

24:06

Also, women that are want to buy

24:08

a good shower gifts. You think people

24:10

are getting it for people. Yes, for

24:12

sure. Yes. Huge amounts of gifts. You

24:14

know, I kind of, when it first

24:16

came out, I went on Amazon. to

24:18

see. Someone said there's reviews. They thought,

24:20

oh my God, usually I'm reading horrid

24:22

things. So I was really praying not

24:24

to read any. And I was reading

24:27

them and I was so relieved because

24:29

there were women that have had three

24:31

babies and were looking for something new.

24:33

And there were so many like that

24:35

that I felt like, oh, so it's

24:37

not only like women that just want

24:39

to educate themselves, but something... Looking for

24:41

something different. Your writing style is very,

24:43

very pleasant. The compelling is not the

24:45

right word. It's like it's welcoming. You

24:47

know what I mean? I've always been

24:50

pretty much approachable. But it comes through

24:52

with the writing. And I wanted that.

24:54

I want to be like I'm talking

24:56

to you on the phone. Here's a

24:58

read some out loud. This is this

25:00

is Jenny with the chapter about the

25:02

apple in the butt as it's what's

25:04

called. Is that an apple on your

25:06

rectum? Are you just happy to see

25:08

me? Hemoids. Hemrides. Yeah, so she's in

25:10

the waiting room. Couldn't stop thinking. Is

25:13

he going to look in the waiting

25:15

room? In the waiting room. In the

25:17

waiting room. Couldn't stop thinking. Is he

25:19

going to look? In the waiting room.

25:21

In the waiting room. Is he. Yeah.

25:23

So she's in the waiting room. So

25:25

she's in the waiting room. She couldn't

25:27

stop thinking. She's in the waiting room.

25:29

Couldn't stop thinking. Couldn't stop thinking. Couldn't

25:31

stop thinking. She's in the waiting room.

25:33

Couldn't stop thinking. Couldn't stop thinking. She's

25:35

in the waiting room. She's in the

25:38

waiting room. She's in the waiting room.

25:40

She's in the waiting room. She's in

25:42

the waiting room. She's in the waiting

25:44

room. But then I was, thank you.

25:46

Drew's gonna kill himself, maybe before the

25:48

show is over. She's writing about her

25:50

ass, moving products. All I knew is

25:52

I had to write his guts out.

25:54

Drew wrote his book in his own

25:56

blood and so far, only his wife,

25:58

his writing. She didn't finish it. longer

26:01

bowel movement she would have gotten. She

26:03

would have gotten further along. All right.

26:05

Yeah, what about the what about the

26:07

hemorrhoids? I hear about that. Did you

26:09

have to get them banned or anything?

26:11

No, they were just they were

26:13

obviously worse after delivery. But that's

26:15

of course not talked about yet. I

26:18

never had them before in my life.

26:20

And I can't even believe that they

26:22

exist. That's something that disgusting.

26:24

They're like, they're like balloon

26:27

knots in a way, but just more

26:29

swollen. They do look vegetable-ish. How do

26:31

you get them to, I've never had

26:33

one myself. I had something I thought

26:36

was it the once, I was convinced

26:38

to put preparation age on it for

26:40

a week. Then you continuously get them.

26:43

Oh, really. Yes, once you've got them,

26:45

you've got them. Right. Oh, bad times.

26:47

bad bad times especially when you're really

26:49

constipated oh how do you get those

26:52

out how do you get those out of

26:54

there by the way those heavy rid of

26:56

them yeah they can band them they sort

26:58

of tie them off or they can actually

27:00

cut them out when they tie them off

27:02

what what they do it cut off the

27:04

circulation basically they are the big bands you

27:06

tie the vein off and what's it do

27:08

is it kill it Basically, it shrinks it.

27:10

Shrinks it. Oh, because it's not, doesn't have

27:12

a supply? Right. But what about

27:14

going through another pregnancy? Would they

27:17

come out again? Oh yeah. But

27:19

let me tell you something, I

27:21

don't want to scare you, but

27:23

the, I've noticed my patients go

27:25

for various procedures. The one that

27:28

seems to trouble them the most

27:30

is the hemorrhoid procedure. I

27:32

mean, it is apparently

27:34

terribly uncomfortable. Yeah. That's

27:37

actually every time I move

27:39

my butt I blink. I

27:41

got hooked up the other

27:44

direction It's crazy there it

27:46

goes You guys go that

27:49

direction because I go I start

27:51

and move up you

27:53

guys Interesting uh Garrett

27:56

yeah, you're 18. I am

27:58

what's happening? I was I just

28:00

actually had a question for Jenny.

28:02

First of all, how's it going,

28:05

Jenny? It's good, how are you? I'm

28:07

doing great, it's good to talk to

28:09

you, I've always been a big fan

28:11

of years. Oh, thank you. What my

28:13

question was, I was just kind

28:15

of wondering, I don't know if

28:17

you've ever thought about it, I

28:19

would assume that at some point

28:21

throughout your career you would have, have

28:24

you ever thought and has it

28:26

ever like grossed out that guys

28:28

may be looking, maybe, your playboys

28:30

at playboys and you know

28:32

think of it intimately and everything

28:35

you didn't think of it into

28:37

it. Speaking of Shakespeare, there he

28:39

is. Yeah. Wow. People have actually

28:41

asked me this question before

28:44

and I kind of block it out so

28:46

to speak. I think if that's all I

28:48

thought about I don't think I would do

28:50

bikini shots. You must process in

28:53

some other way. I'm not. We

28:55

blocked that out about man. Normally.

28:57

Yeah, women don't. Women don't. Women,

29:00

they get grossed out when they

29:02

think about guys at work. Do you

29:04

know what? Honestly, girls think about? Oh,

29:07

I hope I look skinny. Yeah. Oh,

29:09

yeah. Oh, I hope this guy's getting

29:11

aroused. It's like, God, I hope you

29:13

can see, you know, my ribcage.

29:15

But I look skinny is for

29:17

other girls. Right. But that's the

29:20

most, that's your biggest concern

29:22

when you're kind of showing it

29:24

off. Yeah. And that's really what

29:27

I was thinking about. Well, I

29:29

think women realize that women are

29:31

the competition, and this is who

29:34

they have to compete with. Yeah,

29:36

but the product is not being

29:38

produced for that effect. That is.

29:40

I know. I know. I know.

29:43

And this is why. And I

29:45

finally stopped complaining. I mean, you

29:47

know, guys, we as guys say

29:50

to women all the time, look,

29:52

we don't need the huge

29:55

humongous boobs, although I do like,

29:57

yeah, I want to say, needs

29:59

a strong... but must have must

30:01

have yeah that's thank you yeah

30:03

imperative I think it's a little

30:06

bit yeah we'll die with that

30:08

this positive that's right the point

30:10

is is there's a whole bunch

30:13

of stuff that women that women

30:15

that the guys don't want that

30:17

women are trying to do and

30:20

if such such as be extremely

30:22

skinny most guys I know do

30:24

not want an extremely skinny girl

30:27

they're not doing it for the

30:29

guys they're doing it for the girls

30:31

and and it's it's it's a little and

30:33

we that doesn't compute with us at all

30:36

there's nothing we do that's for the guys

30:38

we do it for the girls period right

30:40

that's only thing that makes sense yeah it's

30:42

so different yeah if I was a guy

30:44

I'd probably want a girl with some meat

30:46

on her bones yeah most you want you

30:48

want you want you know listen what really

30:50

we're attracted to his males is

30:53

things that sort of our associate

30:55

with fertility fertility and that's you

30:57

know that's a little bit of no me

30:59

size yeah the you know the thing like

31:01

most most guys I'll tell you like one

31:04

thing here's one thing women never talk

31:06

about that guys don't really like guys

31:08

don't like a flat ass no guys

31:11

would rather have a sort of bulbous

31:13

yeah then a flat ass women are

31:15

constantly trying to shrink their ass uh...

31:18

rightfully so in many cases but guys

31:20

not so concerned with the flat-ass or

31:22

the no-ass we guys like a little

31:24

little meat on the ass and not

31:27

as obsessed with the big boobs as

31:29

they think as women think women women

31:31

actually could take the boob in the

31:34

ass and sort of flip it over

31:36

like I do with my blinking You

31:38

know, my rectum controls my islets. Yeah,

31:40

it's like I heard you speak of

31:42

it. We don't need the guys don't

31:44

need the D cup. They need the

31:46

B. C. Oh, really? Guys look for

31:48

symmetry. Yeah, guys don't need the bony

31:51

flat ass. They need it. Just flip

31:53

it over. Whatever your perception of ass

31:55

to boob ratio is for most for

31:57

most women. Get the chick to walk

31:59

in her. that's the reality of

32:01

what that ratio is And yes,

32:03

this is, yes, the flat ass,

32:05

the bony, it's skinny, it looks

32:07

better for the girls. This really

32:09

goes bad with young people now

32:11

is that in our age we

32:13

were indoctrinated with the idea men

32:16

and women same, exactly the same,

32:18

how they experience themselves in relationships,

32:20

how they experience themselves in relationships,

32:22

how they experience both sexually, same.

32:24

And now we've got this whole

32:26

hookup thing going on where guys

32:28

are interested in hook him, what

32:30

alternative... sort of social structure would

32:32

work for them. They always say

32:34

the same thing, which is why,

32:36

I just wish somebody would just

32:38

sit down and talk to me,

32:41

which guys cannot, I mean, like,

32:43

what the hell are you taught?

32:45

What do you mean? And they've

32:47

shown now in functional MRI scans

32:49

of men and women that men's

32:51

brain light up in a certain

32:53

pattern when they're looking at pornography,

32:55

the women's brain lights up in

32:57

a similar pattern during emotionally significant

32:59

conversation. You're kidding. God, why does

33:01

that have to be that way?

33:04

It is, but why does it

33:06

have to be that we can't

33:08

discuss it realistically? What do we

33:10

have to say? Well, society has

33:12

done this. No, we're wired that.

33:14

It's how we're wired. It's how

33:16

we're wired. It's how we're wired.

33:18

It's fine to be, it's expressed

33:20

your sexuality, but to deny how

33:22

it really sort of works is

33:24

to create unhappiness. It's 16. We're

33:26

basically doing worse than any other

33:29

industrialized country. At risk kids, 14.

33:31

Oral sucks. Yeah. Yeah. It depends

33:33

the population you're looking at. Okay.

33:35

Your kid, your kid, you shave

33:37

five years off of Drew 16

33:39

estimate. Yeah. Because he's got good

33:41

looking parents. He's, uh, because I

33:43

was a little more risque at

33:45

a younger age. Oh, I was

33:47

a little bit more. More. Well,

33:49

here's, here's the thing. 16 is,

33:52

uh, uh, uh, Probably, well, technically

33:54

losing your virginity. maybe around 16

33:56

right but we're talking to people

33:58

that think a BJ at 13

34:00

is perfectly fine a lot of

34:02

all night every day yeah yeah

34:04

that's why I got to build

34:06

a time machine and actually come

34:08

back. Here's what I'm going to

34:10

do. I'm going to build a

34:12

time machine, I'm going to go

34:14

back in the future to 14,

34:17

then I'm going to move it

34:19

ahead 10 years from where we

34:21

are now. Yes, it will be

34:23

14. Not now, I had 2014.

34:25

At 2014, it'll be even better.

34:27

Yeah, I'll probably get hit with,

34:29

like, uh-oh, he's got new AIDS.

34:31

What? There'll be some new weirdo

34:33

wacky disease. Yeah, they're going to

34:35

be wearing scarlet letters with big

34:37

B. I'll be like druids. I'll

34:40

be wearing a chain and I'll

34:42

have that bad bang haircut with

34:44

the greasy bangs, like be wearing

34:46

my sketcher shoes. Hey ladies! And

34:48

they're going to be dressed like

34:50

druids. Oh, and I'll get poked

34:52

like right in the middle of

34:54

like some sacrificial altar thing on

34:56

what? Mr. Wizard! No! Yeah, you're

34:58

right, that could happen. So I'm

35:00

going to come back. Right, that

35:02

virtually guarantees guarantees guarantees it. If

35:05

you actually pull this up. Come

35:07

back at 14 to now and

35:09

get myself the hummers I never

35:11

got. You know what I mean?

35:13

13 I guess you can come

35:15

back at 13. I was thinking

35:17

I was thinking about that but

35:19

that was a bad year for

35:21

me. Oh really? 14 smoother. I

35:23

think girls are more risquate at

35:25

a younger age than 16 even.

35:28

Oh yes. Oh yeah yeah. I

35:30

was like 12 messing around. Yeah

35:32

that's that's that's you're on my

35:34

list by the way. Go work

35:36

that time machine. Yeah, but then

35:38

I think about my 12 you're

35:40

let's see where you you 12

35:42

and like I got to set

35:44

the thing You're 12 and like

35:46

87 or something I graduated in

35:48

86 He said in the Delorean

35:50

1982 I was about it was

35:53

85 85. I'm gonna set it

35:55

for I'll set it for January

35:57

86 to play the played safe.

35:59

And I'll catch you about 13.

36:01

You know what scary is there's

36:03

probably some kids listening going, God

36:05

I was born in 1985. Oh,

36:07

holy Christ. Most. Those are college

36:09

kids. You're kidding. Think about it.

36:11

Wow. Watch this. We got to

36:13

take a break but Dora. What

36:16

year were you born? 91. All

36:18

right, hold on a second. Feel

36:20

better about that. 91? Why does

36:22

that make you feel better? Janet

36:24

McCarthy's got to kill herself. Crew's

36:26

got killed. 91. Born in 91.

36:28

You graduate high school? Guess I

36:30

was thinking graduating high school in

36:32

91. You were tired of sex

36:34

in 91. You were tired of

36:36

sex in 91. You're burnt out.

36:38

I was done with medical school.

36:41

You're talking about it. All right.

36:43

Let's take a break. Let's all

36:45

kill ourselves during the time machine.

36:47

Prince, you're going to have to

36:49

do the show. All right. Finally,

36:51

finally, he's been waiting. Well, uh,

36:53

Janet McCarthy here tonight. We'll take

36:55

quick break. We'll be right back.

36:57

If you need to, hang up

36:59

and then die, die. Love lying.

37:01

1.800, love 1.1. Love line, we'll

37:04

be right back. Hey, Adam. You

37:06

know how guys have trouble with

37:08

confidence and going out and dating

37:10

and meeting and meeting girls. We

37:12

have a solution. We have a

37:14

solution. We have to do it.

37:16

Acts, doing our body spray. Get

37:38

it on! Get it all! Freak

37:40

out! Get it on! Freak out

37:42

and get it on everybody! Hell

37:44

yeah! Yeah! Hell yeah! Hell yeah!

37:46

Hell yeah! Hey everybody love line

37:48

a man! Is that you? Let's

37:50

go the phones. Oh, Jeremy on

37:52

line two is been on hold

37:54

for, yesh. Yeah, 98 minutes. Let's

37:56

talk to him. Jeremy? Yes. You

37:58

know what I'm glad a whole

38:00

guy's don't do any more? What

38:02

up? What up? You know that

38:04

one? There's still a lot of,

38:07

how you doing? Anymore? Yeah, but

38:09

that, that, that what up thing

38:11

got, got dropped about five years

38:13

ago. Exactly, you're right. What's up,

38:15

dude? What's up, Adam. Thanks, bro.

38:17

I've been I've been dating a

38:19

girl that actually works for me

38:21

But we knew each other for

38:23

five months before we started dating.

38:25

What kind of work? I'm an

38:27

I own a pizza shop and

38:29

she's one of my one of

38:31

my bitches Yeah, what a oh

38:33

calling for Michigan Known throughout the

38:35

world for the pizza. Oh, yeah.

38:37

That's the pizza state Michigan Look

38:39

here's the thing let me explain

38:41

to you a couple things Jeremy

38:43

I'm not interested in your relationship

38:45

problems. I do not want you

38:47

to sell thick crust pizza That's

38:49

not right. Don't sell it thin

38:52

cross bread bread bread bread with

38:54

ketchup on it. I want you

38:56

to I want thin cross do

38:58

you understand me? Does it have

39:00

to be crispy or? No, no,

39:02

no, regular, regular crust. No, and

39:04

in big, so you taco it,

39:06

you fold it in half, slide

39:08

in your mouth. Don't get burnt

39:10

by the cheese. All right, would

39:12

you do me that favor, please?

39:14

I will. So, Jeremy, you own

39:16

the, you own the shop, is

39:18

the woman, a girl, she under

39:20

age? Yeah, she's 17. All right,

39:22

so are you looking to go

39:24

to jail or what are you

39:26

doing here? Her dad, her dad,

39:28

her dad's great with it. Her

39:30

dad's great with it. Things better

39:32

not go south. He won't be

39:34

so great with it. Yeah, he's

39:37

getting the he's getting the he's

39:39

getting the free It's it's it's

39:41

you may own the shop. It's

39:43

a sexual potentially sexual harassment deep

39:45

and pazones and potential rape and

39:47

I don't know what I don't

39:49

know the statute laws are in

39:51

Michigan. Drew's gonna look it up.

39:53

I think it's 16 or... All

39:55

right, well look, eh look, here's

39:57

the thing Jeremy. You're 26, who

39:59

died and left you that pizza

40:01

shack? My uncle, help me out.

40:03

Okay, shocking. How did I know

40:05

that? Right, you should not be

40:07

dating an employee, A number one,

40:09

but a 17 year old, B

40:11

number two. You're 26. You're a

40:13

nice 24-year-old. There was a lot

40:15

of spark though. There's a lot

40:17

of spark where? It is 16.

40:19

All right, you're cool. There's not

40:22

a lot of spark where? There

40:24

was a lot of spark between

40:26

us. All right, well, you're having

40:28

sex, right? Here and there, and

40:30

there means in the kitchen and

40:32

in the bathroom. No. All right,

40:34

all right, look, are you, are

40:36

you serious about her? Yeah, I...

40:38

Yeah, she's the best person I've

40:40

ever found in my life. All

40:42

right, hang up on him, Anderson.

40:44

Well, then fine. She's legal, and,

40:46

uh... I couldn't figure out what

40:48

Jeremy was up to, and if

40:50

I was bogus, or he's just

40:52

an a-hole, or... I think he's

40:54

a- Well, not intentional a-hole, just

40:56

one of those dude guys. Right.

40:58

Would, uh... So... That's how you

41:00

knew he shouldn't own the pizza

41:02

shop on the pizza shop on

41:04

his own merit. Yeah, oh, nothing

41:07

worse than a guy with an

41:09

entrepreneurial spirit. So here's the thing.

41:11

It's legal. Her dad's cool with

41:13

it. Fine. Spiritually, not the world's

41:15

greatest move. On the other hand,

41:17

hey, if you're in love and

41:19

you're treating her right, so be

41:21

it. Then she needs to not

41:23

be your employee anymore, because with

41:25

that power imbalance, you're getting your

41:27

gas in a sling. Yeah. She

41:29

needs to go over to like

41:31

Papa Johns or maybe Little Caesar's.

41:33

By the way, let me just

41:35

say this about pizza places and

41:37

then anybody sells a product. You

41:39

don't make me want your product

41:41

more when you offer like eight

41:43

more of your product. You know

41:45

what I mean? Like Little Caesar

41:47

do that. Good. Get any meat.

41:49

with three toppings for two dollars

41:52

and get five more mediums with

41:54

eight toppings. It's like, did they

41:56

do that with Mercedes? You know

41:58

what I mean? Like I bought

42:00

a wonder mop off the TV

42:02

years ago. And it's like, hey

42:04

act now, we'll throw in another

42:06

one. Well, then I'm paying twice

42:08

as much. It seems like I'd

42:10

rather pay half as much. You

42:12

should go to do that. Yeah,

42:14

first off, how many, what do

42:16

I need a mop for the

42:18

car? I like to keep mop

42:20

in the glove box. They know

42:22

you have all those houses. Homes,

42:24

true. Homes. Yes, I don't know.

42:26

Multiple homes. Estates. I just think,

42:28

I just think, I'd like to

42:30

pay $12 for the one pizza

42:32

and when you throw in the

42:34

second one it makes me question

42:37

the integrity of the first one.

42:39

Yes? Yes. And here's how pizza

42:41

should be kitties. Let me just

42:43

explain this first off. It needs

42:45

to be thin crust. Of course.

42:47

Not that horrible doughy crusts. Kids.

42:49

Kids love that doughy. Oh, it's

42:51

all it's all it's all starch

42:53

and carbine doughy Thin crust pizza

42:55

is pizza everybody now don't argue

42:57

with me on going to Chicago

42:59

and get some beautiful deep-dish pizza

43:01

You're the same a-holes who argue

43:03

with the cake and the pie

43:05

where I go look if you're

43:07

gonna order some order a pie.

43:09

It's a much safer bet Much

43:11

better than cake. Well, if you

43:13

go down to Fairfax and you

43:15

go to there's a Venice bakery

43:17

call over there and for $172

43:19

in your right toe They have

43:22

a German chocolate. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

43:24

That cake's good. You're not getting

43:26

that cake So shut up. Yeah,

43:28

no sheet if you're gonna go

43:30

and talk about Chicago deep dish

43:32

pizza Fine. That's great pizza. I've

43:34

had it. It's it's a good

43:36

time that ain't what's that's not

43:38

what's showing up right what showing

43:40

up is the in between the

43:42

deep dish and the thin the

43:44

sort of medium to thick it's

43:46

about five eights of an inch

43:48

thick maybe three quarters and it

43:50

sucks get the thin crust Let's

43:52

talk toppings now, Drew. What do

43:54

you like on there? Mushrooms? Mushroom.

43:56

Pepperoni. Interesting. Interesting. Let me say

43:58

this about pepperoni. And I'm turning

44:00

the corner a little bit. And

44:02

I want, you know, I want

44:05

people to know I'm fair-minded. I'm

44:07

not one of these guys who

44:09

clings like a pit bull to

44:11

one of my points. I claimed

44:13

a few years back that people

44:15

order too much pepperoni. My theory.

44:17

They're better toppings. Yes, here's my

44:19

theory. A lot of argument from

44:21

the Kimmel staff, by the way.

44:23

These are guys who enjoy arguing,

44:25

by the way. Evidently. These are

44:27

like 35-year-old guys who just love

44:29

to argue about everything constantly. Mostly.

44:31

Okay, here's the thing. I say

44:33

that people throw parties, like, oh,

44:35

I'm having a bunch of guys

44:37

over, we're going to play some

44:39

cards. I'm going to have five

44:41

cheese and five pepperoni. And I'm

44:43

going to have five cheese and

44:45

five pepperoni and five pepperoni. And

44:47

I'm going to get a five

44:50

pepperoni. Get two pepperoni, but then

44:52

get a mushroom, get a black

44:54

olive, spread it around a little

44:56

bit. Mushroom olive's good together. Oh

44:58

boy. I'm killing, it shows over.

45:00

We got two minutes on pizza

45:02

here. Relax. It's over. It's over.

45:04

I got at least 10 minutes

45:06

of pizza. I like John on

45:08

five though, he's good. The other,

45:10

screw John, here's the other thing.

45:12

Knowing it's a nice one, sausage

45:14

and onion. Yeah, that's a little

45:16

rough on the other. All I'm

45:18

saying is is is is is.

45:20

Don't go five pepperoni, five. Nothing

45:22

against the pepperoni. Actually, okay. I

45:24

take a lot of surrese for

45:26

enjoying that every once in a

45:28

while. That's not a purest pizza,

45:30

but a good pizza. You get

45:32

a hankering for that mushroom and

45:35

that's what you gotta have. All

45:37

right, so you're with me. Pepperoni,

45:39

good, but you don't need five.

45:41

Way over done. I believe that

45:43

this country eats like, each person

45:45

eats 70 pounds of extra pepperoni

45:47

that they didn't really want every

45:49

year. Yeah. Oh, every year. Every

45:51

year. You look at, you got

45:53

your choice. And so you got

45:55

your choice between the cheese and

45:57

the pepperoni and the pepperoni and

45:59

you're like, that'd be nice. that

46:01

an olive. Ah, to see the

46:03

pepper on. Yeah, right? When it

46:05

got on you. Here's a question.

46:07

We got our pizza now. Here's

46:09

a question. Here's a question. Here's

46:11

a question. Would you order a

46:13

pepperoni if you're just having a

46:15

pizza sent to your house? Just

46:17

for you. For me? Just for

46:20

you. Not if I give it

46:22

a thought. A second. Wait a

46:24

minute. What do you want? You're

46:26

ordering a pizza. That's right. Good

46:28

man. Good boy. But I'm so

46:30

used to buying cheese and pepper.

46:32

We deal for your kids. Don't

46:34

get them going on that. And

46:36

by the way, we're not kids.

46:38

We're adults with evolved tastes. We

46:40

want pineapple. All our pizza. And

46:42

Canadian bacon. And cheese injected into

46:44

the crust. That's what I like

46:46

to say. We take, we've now

46:48

put cheese on top of the

46:50

pizza, in the pizza, in the

46:52

back cross. We're now actually going

46:54

to inject it into rectally. We're

46:56

actually, this is called the rectal

46:58

bomb. You sit on this and

47:00

you actually ingest cheese rectally while

47:02

you shove cheese in your face.

47:05

All right, we'll take a quick

47:07

break. We'll be right back after

47:09

this. All right guys, here's the

47:11

deal. You're looking to hook up,

47:13

sick of wasting time with the

47:15

wrong person. One calls all you

47:17

need to make. Call the date

47:19

line. 877-889 date. Call the date

47:21

line. 1-800-L-L-1. 1-1-1. Call-cull. Hey,

47:47

everybody. Love Line. Not just Love Line,

47:49

but the best of Love Line. I'm

47:51

Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I was going

47:54

to give the phone number out, but

47:56

forget that. Sean Ferris is here from

47:58

Life. as we know it, and guess

48:00

who called in on the phone and

48:03

sounded a little bit drunk. Ava Longoria.

48:05

Yeah, it's certainly horny. Certainly. Certainly. I

48:07

think she had a thing for Sean.

48:09

Seem like it. Although I don't hear

48:12

anything about it. I see her all

48:14

over the, you know, tabloids and they

48:16

all over entertainment tonight and everything, but

48:18

it's nothing about poor Sean. Well, maybe

48:21

you got some that night. Got some

48:23

that night. Here's Ava Langoria and Sean

48:25

Ferris. Hey everybody,

48:27

it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr.

48:30

Drew. Sean Ferris is here tonight. Eva

48:32

Longoria is on the phone, by the

48:34

way. She's called back in, of course,

48:37

from the runaway hit, Desperate Housewives. Friend

48:39

of Sean Ferris. I don't know how

48:41

they know each other, Drew, but we're

48:44

going to find out. Yeah, I've been

48:46

listening to you as I've been on

48:48

hold five times. How could you guys

48:51

do that? I told you she was

48:53

calling. I was looking for... Eva, how

48:55

do you know Sean? Sean and I

48:57

met, because of ABC, because we both

49:00

have show for ABC. Hmm. They're curious

49:02

about the love triangle. Oh yeah, I

49:04

know, but they want to hear something

49:07

crazy. Yeah, Kimmel's on ABC. She ain't

49:09

hanging with him. We met at the

49:11

up front in New York when they

49:14

know about the show. There we go.

49:16

Boos, boos, and more boos. Right. Are

49:18

from Texas. So, anybody from Texas, we

49:21

immediately... You just get along. Yeah. It's

49:23

just not a medic thing. Neither of

49:25

you say y'all though. Huh? It's a

49:27

couple of years separated from Texas. I

49:30

see. Now, Eva, you live out in

49:32

Los Angeles, right? I do. and uh...

49:34

now you got are you currently uh...

49:37

filming desperate housewives or shooting desperate housewise

49:39

right as we speak and what do

49:41

you guys uh... you're doing are you

49:44

were you doing season three now or

49:46

are you going on two? We're not

49:48

even finished season one. We're not even

49:51

halfway done. We just finished episode 14

49:53

and episode 10 has aired. How many

49:55

are you doing this year? How many

49:58

of you doing this year? How many

50:00

episodes? We're doing 23. Wow that's a

50:02

big order. Lots of love. Lots of

50:04

love. That's awesome. An amazing success that

50:07

show has had. Thank you. I give

50:09

all the credit to Eva myself. I

50:11

do too. Cuz she's called in. But

50:14

I mean, you couldn't have, I mean,

50:16

I mean, I'm sure you figured out

50:18

a good cast and a, you know,

50:21

good script and everything, but the kind

50:23

of success that the show has had,

50:25

I mean, I would think, you know,

50:28

each year, one show, sort of you

50:30

have to say, this is the one.

50:32

Yeah, yeah, impossible. You hope for, you

50:34

know, you, as an actor, there's so

50:37

many obstacles you have to overcome, like,

50:39

first getting a pilot and then the

50:41

pilot getting picked up and then go...

50:44

you know, pilot hopefully finding an audience

50:46

on the right night on the right

50:48

time and there's so many factors that

50:51

go into it. So you just hope

50:53

that you're going to have a job.

50:55

Yeah, the attrition rate is incredible. Like

50:58

you're your greatest fear. You want to

51:00

you want to get picked up for

51:02

season two. Forget about number one. How

51:04

about top 70? You know. I'm like,

51:07

dude, can you leave a little bit

51:09

of budget for us? With all the

51:11

billboards and all the promotions that they

51:14

did for it. Oh, yeah. They had

51:16

promotions on the hangars that you get

51:18

whenever you get your dry cleaning. Wow.

51:21

Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, for every

51:23

hundred units of promotion, the Desert House

51:25

Vives and Lost Got, we got too.

51:28

Yeah, well, I guess the loss worked

51:30

out okay, too. Yeah, that's only good.

51:32

I know Shawnee show. Shawnee show is

51:35

a really good show. It's a nice,

51:37

it's a cute little show. It's, you

51:39

know, it's no loss, it's no desperate.

51:41

Hey, come on, man, give some love.

51:44

I'm sitting right across from there. It's

51:46

a cute little show, it's not. Hey,

51:48

you know, if you like that kind

51:51

of show, but it's not, you know,

51:53

it's not that desperate house-wise. I mean,

51:55

you couldn't advertise it on a wire

51:58

hang or anything. A radio affiliate, so

52:00

you're getting buying it though. Yeah. Hey,

52:02

Eva, you should come do this show.

52:05

Oh. Right now? There you go. She's

52:07

really right now. Right now, but you

52:09

should you should haul your very tight

52:11

fanny in here and do the show

52:14

in person one of these nights. Yeah,

52:16

I should. I should. I know you're

52:18

not going to. Unless if you hurry

52:21

up, some of Sean stink will still

52:23

be on the stool. I got to

52:25

talk to Sean tonight when he gets

52:28

home tonight and I'm going to ask

52:30

him. It's how he's experienced was and

52:32

if he says it was good. Very

52:35

clever woman. Smart. Smart. Treat my friend

52:37

right. Well done. You better be nice.

52:39

Yeah, well done. Give him the reach

52:42

around. You're a doctor, won't make you

52:44

a game. If I do it, it's

52:46

weird. Hey, Eva. Yeah. Now seriously, I'm

52:48

not, you know, I'm not trying to

52:51

do any tabloid journalism, but obviously, and

52:53

I'm feeling the connection between you and

52:55

Sean. and me. Just shut up, let

52:58

me just work my way into that.

53:00

You guys got something planned up for

53:02

night? You guys gonna meet up later

53:05

tonight? Yeah. Well your friend Adam wanted

53:07

to join you I understand. Are you

53:09

working tomorrow? Yeah I work in the

53:12

morning. What time? She could rally. Yeah

53:14

you can rally. What time? By the

53:16

way you can just sleep it off

53:18

in your trailer. You'll be fine. No,

53:21

I am in love with him. He's

53:23

the greatest time in the world. He

53:25

is an amazing friend. And I just

53:28

love supporting him. I would take him.

53:30

But Eva, let me seriously ask. Clearly,

53:32

and look, I'm not trying to put

53:35

anyone on the spot here, but maybe

53:37

there is a connection to be made.

53:39

if there hasn't been already. Clearly Sean

53:42

is smitten with you. You have feelings

53:44

for Sean. I don't know what your

53:46

status is. or married or married or

53:48

whatever. Sean seems to be free and

53:51

clear. Adam's available. I'm married but you

53:53

know she's flexible. She's cool. She's cool.

53:55

She's cool. And no I'm just saying

53:58

are you are you single Eva? Yes,

54:00

uh-huh. You are. Sean, what's in the

54:02

same single boat. I'm in the married

54:05

dingy with Drew. You guys are on

54:07

the cabin cruiser for Singality. But uh...

54:09

Oh my god. Yeah. But here's what

54:12

I'm saying. You're both single. You're both

54:14

part of the galaxy of ABC Stars.

54:16

You're both attractive. You're young. You're in

54:19

your prime. Sean, you know, Sean's testosterone,

54:21

you know, losing from this man. I

54:23

am a young guy. You, uh, beautiful

54:25

Latino, nubile woman with, you know, I

54:28

mean, you're like a cage tiger. What,

54:30

uh, well, he pegged you, huh, huh?

54:32

I'm just saying well, what's wrong with

54:35

the two you connecting? You know what

54:37

I'm saying? Right friend, but what's wrong

54:39

with connecting you know even better? Friends

54:42

with benefits here. Right. I mean I

54:44

You know honestly I don't think it

54:46

would work because because even I the

54:49

type of people we are we would

54:51

neither one if we ever went that

54:53

route we'd never leave the house. You're

54:55

so passionate You know, it's just... It

54:58

would be too much. Nothing would ever,

55:00

ever top it. Yeah. Eva, are you

55:02

a passionate woman? Very much so, yes.

55:05

Very much so. And Sean, I thumped

55:07

him like a melon before I came

55:09

in and realized his passion is almost

55:12

all about the charts. You guys have

55:14

a lot of things going on over

55:16

there. I think you were smitten with

55:19

Sean. I like, yes, oh yes, that

55:21

goes with that saying. I would like

55:23

to see Sean with you, yeah, yeah,

55:26

I could watch you. Hang out in

55:28

the closet with Dark Creek, don't go,

55:30

no, no, oh, Sean, are you kidding?

55:32

Yeah, so listen, Eva, here's, here's, I'm

55:35

just standing there holding the town. Mr.

55:37

Ferris who did a couple of shots.

55:39

Mint. Minutement. Minutement. Hey, Eva, here's all

55:42

I'm saying. I would love to be

55:44

the guy that got you two together.

55:46

And there's obviously, there's energy here. I'm

55:49

not trying to. pimp either one he

55:51

had. There's energy. There's energy. There's energy

55:53

between the two of them. They're both

55:56

single. But you spend 10 minutes on

55:58

this. Let's see these poor kids on.

56:00

All right. All right. We tried. So

56:02

I tried to create rumors and we

56:05

built it. Ain't nothing's going. No. Nothing

56:07

else. We can help you with that.

56:09

That's no problem. Eva. You go to

56:12

your condo and have a wine cooler.

56:14

I just want to do that. Go

56:16

warm up the hot tub. Fire up

56:19

the hot tub and then I'm going

56:21

to need you to take a nice,

56:23

uh, lufa shower. Get the booty queens

56:26

out too. Sean's going to... Sean's going

56:28

to... Sean's going to, uh, we're going

56:30

to wrap him up over here and

56:32

then we'll send him by. I should

56:35

get there about 12, 15, 12, all

56:37

right. I don't be there about 1222.

56:39

And he'll give you a good report

56:42

and then we'll see you on this

56:44

show. Thank you. All right, Eva Longoria,

56:46

everyone from Desperate Housewives. There's something there.

56:49

There's some energy. And I can't quite,

56:51

you love Desperate Housewives. I remember her

56:53

from Young and the Restless. Ah, yeah.

56:56

She's restless. She's in Michelle's Wheelhouse. Oh,

56:58

yeah. Attractive woman, yes. Yeah. You can't

57:00

go wrong with that. tight. No, she's

57:03

a great person. She really is. Who

57:05

cares? Hitler Jr. She's great looking and

57:07

you should be on that. And I

57:09

think there's something going on. I do.

57:12

I do. Whatever. Okay. I'm just I'm

57:14

wanting to facilitate. I know you are

57:16

but you made that point 18 times

57:19

in a row. Yeah, but let me

57:21

tell you about women. Women, women feel

57:23

sometimes like they give in to early.

57:26

Sean wants you to do that. He'll

57:28

like, now Sean does. You want him

57:30

to beat any guys like that? I

57:33

can do what he wants to, I'm

57:35

just sitting here for pure entertainment purposes.

57:37

He's not, he's not here. Does he

57:39

like older women? Oh, I love older

57:42

one. Yeah, everyone, you got a date

57:44

older one. 22 year old guys love

57:46

older women because they're 27 year old

57:49

women. Well, yeah, of course. When you

57:51

hit 45, you don't want to be

57:53

at the 59. When you have 45,

57:56

then that's when you drop back down.

57:58

You drop down. Of course. But ironically,

58:00

there's still 27. Like that. 27 is

58:03

like that point. You're 22, you want

58:05

to be at the 27-year-old? You're 45,

58:07

you want to be at the 27-year-old?

58:10

What is the optimal age? For what?

58:12

27? When you're... You mean for a

58:14

woman? You guys, you out of the

58:16

blue pick 27 is the age. but

58:19

the desire part is a little screwed

58:21

up, a little nutty. And yeah, I

58:23

would say, I would say 30, 31.

58:26

Let's write down a number. Oh, okay,

58:28

well, too late. I would say, and

58:30

it keeps shifting, and Drew, you're a

58:33

little older than I am, so moves

58:35

up for you. 32. 32, everything still

58:37

works, super horny, and the body, nothing's

58:40

falling. All right. Yeah, all right. Yeah,

58:42

we get the 32 year olds, Drew.

58:44

Sarah. Yeah. What's happening? My boyfriend has

58:46

a really bad temper. My father actually.

58:49

I'm talking ease again. Does he hit

58:51

you? He has one. Okay, well he

58:53

will do that again. Where's my burb?

58:56

Absolutely. Maybe got it out of his

58:58

system. No, it doesn't work like that,

59:00

unfortunately. It doesn't. He's broken the law

59:03

in touching you like that. We've been

59:05

together for a little over a year.

59:07

and it's i mean i know that

59:10

doesn't make it right nothing makes it

59:12

right but it's the first time you've

59:14

ever done anything like that and yeah

59:17

and that's not the last time these

59:19

things once they once they cross into

59:21

this behavior it escalates it does I

59:23

know, I had the same experience with

59:26

my ex. So you do tend to

59:28

go after abusive man. Yeah, here's the

59:30

thing. If you were with, the fact

59:33

that you're with him says to us

59:35

that it's going to escalate. Right, because

59:37

that's who you pick. So we're guessing

59:40

your dad was physically abusive to you?

59:42

Not to me. All right, a violent

59:44

guy, whatever. He was that kind of

59:47

person. What's that? He was to my

59:49

mom. I understand. That's what you expect

59:51

from man is for them to beat

59:53

the crap out of you. Well, that's

59:56

not what I want. I know it's

59:58

not what you want, but on some

1:00:00

level, you're attracted to that. Yeah, what

1:00:03

you want what you seek are two

1:00:05

very different things. The thing is the

1:00:07

things that are traumatizing in childhood, for

1:00:10

reasons that are why God wired as

1:00:12

this way, is just a complete mystery.

1:00:14

kind of person that that was and

1:00:17

all his traumatizing what you hated for

1:00:19

him for doing is stuff that you

1:00:21

find a rousing and alluring now and

1:00:23

you can't not go after those guys

1:00:26

yeah and boy you got a knock

1:00:28

you get some treatment so you don't

1:00:30

go after those guys well is there

1:00:33

is there any way at all to

1:00:35

break that cycle yes yes absolutely I

1:00:37

thought I was when I got with

1:00:40

him because he was nothing like that

1:00:42

when I met him here's what you

1:00:44

can pretty much depend on if you

1:00:47

are super attracted to a guy That's

1:00:49

the kind of guy he's going to

1:00:51

be. Unfortunately. Even if he's a kindergarten

1:00:54

teacher, whatever. It seems like the nice

1:00:56

kind of world you picked him, you're

1:00:58

super attracted to him. That's who he's

1:01:00

going to be. That's why evil like

1:01:03

Sean. Rough trade. Handful of hair. Oh

1:01:05

yeah. Sarah? Yeah. This guy, what's he

1:01:07

do for a living? He works. a

1:01:10

big company, a big corporation that makes...

1:01:12

Just say things so I can be

1:01:14

satisfied and go home. He didn't make

1:01:17

things for like big companies. Make things

1:01:19

for big companies. No, okay. Close ones.

1:01:21

Oh, what a vivid picture. Yes, things

1:01:24

for big companies. It's really like having

1:01:26

a high definition plasma screen in my

1:01:28

set. You know, she may be afraid

1:01:30

that he may find out, but maybe

1:01:33

naming what he does. Yeah. Well, that's

1:01:35

a good point. Thanks for trapping on

1:01:37

me. There you. There you go. I'm

1:01:40

a listener. I'm an observer. No, I

1:01:42

appreciate it. You got us back on

1:01:44

track on track. Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Sarah.

1:01:47

Sarah. But it takes a big, big

1:01:49

man to admit when someone else is

1:01:51

right, Drew. Big man. I give him

1:01:54

a huge man. So Sarah, yeah, I

1:01:56

agree with Drew, we should probably drop

1:01:58

this guy. Yeah. And you need to

1:02:01

get some treatment. I know, because that's

1:02:03

what a trash, hold on a second,

1:02:05

let's talk about attraction for just one

1:02:07

second, because that's the heroin part of

1:02:10

the relationship. The reason, you know, somebody

1:02:12

could be going, like a guy could

1:02:14

kill himself over a chick and you

1:02:17

look at her and like, nah. It's

1:02:19

not doing anything for me. I mean,

1:02:21

what is attraction? You know, you hear

1:02:24

these women all the time, especially for

1:02:26

women. It's like, well, he's short and

1:02:28

he's kind of balding and he's ain't

1:02:31

much to look at and he's got

1:02:33

to hurry back, but it's like, I

1:02:35

can't. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta

1:02:37

breathe his breath. I can't, I want

1:02:40

to, I want to drink his urine.

1:02:42

I can't, I gotta be, I gotta

1:02:44

be near this guy. What is that?

1:02:47

Well, the guy says, schlub, why do

1:02:49

you gotta be near him? Well, that's

1:02:51

what it, that's what attraction is. And

1:02:54

it's more powerful than the sort of

1:02:56

rational mind. And it's crazy intense like

1:02:58

that, particularly for people that don't make

1:03:01

sense to everybody else. It's because you

1:03:03

were traumatized and this is a reenactment

1:03:05

of all that traumatic material. And what's

1:03:07

interesting, and again interesting, is when the

1:03:10

current boyfriend starts actually escalating and traumatizing

1:03:12

you again, it's one of the concept

1:03:14

is that it increases your attachment needs.

1:03:17

Where do people go when they're in

1:03:19

traumatic situations but run to their loved

1:03:21

ones? So now this is the guy

1:03:24

you're even more attached to now when

1:03:26

he becomes the traumatizer, because that's the

1:03:28

only place you could go when you're

1:03:31

being traumatized. Is it safe to say

1:03:33

that the more F-up you are... the

1:03:35

stronger and more specific the attraction is

1:03:38

and the greater the grip it has

1:03:40

and the less flexibility you have with

1:03:42

moving in and out of relationship yeah

1:03:44

like super people that haven't had any

1:03:47

history of trauma can sort of objectively

1:03:49

take a look at a situation of

1:03:51

this person hit me I'm leaving the

1:03:54

relationship that's one of the things that

1:03:56

happens from trauma as you lose flexibility

1:03:58

and the ability to move in and

1:04:01

out of bad and good feelings bad

1:04:03

and good relationships right And women probably

1:04:05

use more of their brain in terms

1:04:08

of attraction than guys do. I mean

1:04:10

guys use their eyes. Yeah, guys have,

1:04:12

guys, their eyes activate their visual cortices

1:04:14

and then they're driven right into the

1:04:17

drive centers, right into the desire centers.

1:04:19

Straight to the chunk. The women don't

1:04:21

have the cry. Right to the right

1:04:24

to the basket. They have arousal without

1:04:26

desire. Mm-hmm. And so they have attraction

1:04:28

all that is what it would moves

1:04:31

them along. It's not that why they're

1:04:33

always able to say no. Well, right.

1:04:35

You said they're going, but I got

1:04:38

it. They don't have that. They don't

1:04:40

have that. Or most, a lot of

1:04:42

them don't. Until they hit their peak.

1:04:45

No, even that. A lot of women,

1:04:47

that part of the brain doesn't, some

1:04:49

do, some words, some women are sort

1:04:51

of masculinized and have a lot of

1:04:54

testosterone or what not circulating, but most

1:04:56

of them, I'm going out for discovery

1:04:58

health channel, we're going to go to

1:05:01

a functional MRI scan at Atlanta, we're

1:05:03

going to go to a functional MRI

1:05:05

function, the brain, not just the anatomic

1:05:08

structure. So you actually look at what

1:05:10

the brain is doing in response to

1:05:12

stimuli. So I'm going in the scanner.

1:05:15

Pretend like I understand. Your draw's going

1:05:17

in. Sean, man of passion, by the

1:05:19

way. We'll have a little race. Reminds

1:05:21

me if a young drove. Driven by

1:05:24

passion. Both. Toward the same goal. But

1:05:26

you know. Driven by passion to fuel

1:05:28

by loss. This, it's got to have

1:05:31

it. There's two men, both in their

1:05:33

primes, both moving in the same direction

1:05:35

to the evil and glorious underpants. The

1:05:38

point is, I can see, I see

1:05:40

the passion in Drew. Hell, you can

1:05:42

smell it if the air conditioning ducks

1:05:45

blowing hard enough. Sean, his passion and

1:05:47

man, as I've seen in here in

1:05:49

a long time, and I've seen passion.

1:05:51

It's just right down my face. I

1:05:54

actually got a tattoo on my forehead.

1:05:56

Yeah, well, I think Eva's picking up

1:05:58

on you. That's all I'm saying. All

1:06:01

right, so dump the guy. Yeah? And

1:06:03

get some help. And get some help.

1:06:05

And get some help. A good therapist

1:06:08

could help you with this. All right.

1:06:10

And there are specialists in domestic violence.

1:06:12

And report him, frankly. All right. All

1:06:15

right. Well, we got a question for...

1:06:17

or Sean. I was looking at Monique,

1:06:19

it's going to ask questions. That's a

1:06:22

hot name. Me? Passion? Yeah. Monique's got

1:06:24

a question for you. Oh, already, Sean's

1:06:26

into it. Yeah. And down, Monique, what

1:06:28

is up? We will, well, hold on,

1:06:31

what is up? Monique? Hello? We got

1:06:33

to take a quick commercial here, baby

1:06:35

doll. But if you hold on, I

1:06:38

would be happy to answer your question.

1:06:40

I'm on a legal mile. All right,

1:06:42

hold on Monique. Sean Ferris is here

1:06:45

tonight from Life as we know at

1:06:47

8 o'clock, Thursdays, ABC. We'll take a

1:06:49

quick break, be right back after this.

1:06:52

Call of 100 Love One Night One.

1:06:54

It's love line the best of love

1:06:56

line that is I'm Adam that is

1:06:58

dr. Drew and I'm so excited upcoming

1:07:01

our dear dear dear dear dear dear

1:07:03

friend Mark McGrath and Dana Devin from

1:07:05

Extra and he's working out on that

1:07:08

show. Yeah he is. I've been watching

1:07:10

it. He's doing a great job. Yes.

1:07:12

He's a great guy. He's one of

1:07:15

these guys you just love to hate

1:07:17

except for he's so god damn nice.

1:07:19

Yeah? Yeah? You can't. All right Dana

1:07:22

Devin and Mark McGrath. Here with her

1:07:24

from Extra, NBC, 7 o'clock. Best guilty

1:07:26

pleasure on television. Yes and Dave. Drew

1:07:29

can't stand the show. I'm a big

1:07:31

fan. No, no, not the show. Huge

1:07:33

fan. Oh, please. But Drew, you were

1:07:35

going to actually work for X-ray at

1:07:38

one point. Or you did? I did

1:07:40

some stuff for a while. What? What

1:07:42

happened? I'm actually, no, I just, I

1:07:45

don't have any time for it. But

1:07:47

I'm interested that the sort of the

1:07:49

way celebrity is massaged. I mean rather

1:07:52

try to dig in who are these

1:07:54

people? Why do they need to do

1:07:56

this? Why do they need to do

1:07:59

this? Why is this craziness as opposed

1:08:01

to well they're engaged in this craziness

1:08:03

because they're trying to affect something in

1:08:05

their career or to affect some other

1:08:08

celebrities thinking about... No no no. These

1:08:10

are people with real serious disturbances of

1:08:12

the psyche. You're saying Renelle Zéz-Zéz-Zéz-Zélváv is

1:08:15

what her name is. I'm not one

1:08:17

care. what they ate or what their

1:08:19

dog's name is. Well, and generally speaking,

1:08:22

the audience that you're appealing to doesn't

1:08:24

necessarily want to get into the deep,

1:08:26

deep. They like, they grew up on

1:08:29

video games and they like fast and

1:08:31

furious and we've actually tried to slow

1:08:33

our show down and try and get

1:08:35

a little bit deeper, but sometimes you

1:08:38

just, you fight that a little bit.

1:08:40

You have a short attention span theater,

1:08:42

you know? Yeah. All right, true. Please.

1:08:45

You don't want to see the wizard

1:08:47

behind the curtain, man? That's right. You

1:08:49

don't keep the curtain close. Was it

1:08:52

a pause, baby? It's really supposed to

1:08:54

be just fun. You know what I

1:08:56

mean? And it is. How about it,

1:08:59

Joe? Yeah. Oh, just a fun. All

1:09:01

right. You're right. I'm too happy. Can

1:09:03

you choose to say logical? Yeah, I'm

1:09:06

with it. I'm with it. Yeah, I'm

1:09:08

with it. So I don't, I don't

1:09:10

not like extra. It's not it at

1:09:12

all because I'm against it. It's like

1:09:15

the happiest staff on earth. You know

1:09:17

what I mean? I mean, it certainly

1:09:19

is. It's a very happy place. Like

1:09:22

that big room there where you go

1:09:24

to hurry. The purple one. Mark to

1:09:26

like sit down with live Tyler and

1:09:29

ask when she was molested and you

1:09:31

start crying and stuff like that. That's

1:09:33

what I want. That's what I want.

1:09:36

investigative journalism. That's why I like that

1:09:38

personally. Like I like those parts of

1:09:40

an interview more than I like anything

1:09:42

else. But it just doesn't work in

1:09:45

this format. There has to be like

1:09:47

you have to have to have to

1:09:49

have a separate. kind of environment for

1:09:52

that because it's not working like that

1:09:54

but you can you can touch on

1:09:56

it but you just kind of like

1:09:59

walk around it skip around it then

1:10:01

you move on you know you can't

1:10:03

get real deep skip skip yeah how

1:10:06

long how long by the way Billy

1:10:08

Bush pussy by the way I don't

1:10:10

trust that kid true doesn't know who

1:10:13

he is did you wouldn't recognize him

1:10:15

if you're standing in the street walk

1:10:17

right bump right in you know you

1:10:19

you might now doesn't another kid no

1:10:22

he's the nephew Of Bush? Don't even

1:10:24

know. And what happened? He's co-host to

1:10:26

back this Hollywood. Actually, I think he's

1:10:29

really, I think he's really nice. No,

1:10:31

but no one likes him. He rubs

1:10:33

everyone the wrong way. Guys hate him

1:10:36

and chicks are creeped out by him.

1:10:38

Really? Yeah, that's what I would say.

1:10:40

Never met, never met anyone that had

1:10:43

been good five of all. I'll be

1:10:45

kissing him. I don't think you're creepy.

1:10:47

Mark actually was one of the first

1:10:49

people that we ever had. Thanks for

1:10:52

standing up, by the way, because I

1:10:54

wasn't even asking you, like, for real.

1:10:56

No, I was going to tell you,

1:10:59

though, because Mark is one of the

1:11:01

first people that we had that came

1:11:03

on the show that didn't offend one

1:11:06

or the other. Like, gay men love

1:11:08

Mark, straight men love Mark, and gay

1:11:10

and straight women love Mark. There's nobody

1:11:13

he offends. And I love him. Yeah.

1:11:15

Right, second day, you know. Did you

1:11:17

wait till the third? You know? All

1:11:20

right, punch my card. Let's take ourselves

1:11:22

some phone calls. Drew, watch the show,

1:11:24

really. Oh, yeah, okay. Teas Tiivo, Drew,

1:11:26

you got that. Yeah, got it. Ashley?

1:11:29

Year 24? Yes. What's up? Well, I

1:11:31

just have a question. Ever since I

1:11:33

had my first kid, about four years

1:11:36

ago, I've been really uncomfortable. Actually it

1:11:38

turns me off really bad, whenever my

1:11:40

husband touches touches me. down in my

1:11:43

genitals or goes down on me or

1:11:45

anything. Is it painful or just uncomfortable?

1:11:47

It just turns me off. It disgusts

1:11:50

me. Just got, how about in sex,

1:11:52

same thing? No, sex is fine. Oh.

1:11:54

And then I had our second kid

1:11:56

and I breastfed him. And ever since

1:11:59

I breastfed, I don't like my nipples

1:12:01

being touched. Mm-hmm. Is that normal? I'm

1:12:03

just going to run out of parts

1:12:06

soon. It's going to be like just

1:12:08

get a peculiar tip and poker or

1:12:10

something. Cross the room. Can you problem

1:12:13

when the kids are filled with your

1:12:15

hands? It sounds psychological though. Well, I'm

1:12:17

trying to evaluate whether this is sort

1:12:20

of post-traumatic stress of some type or

1:12:22

if this is some sort of biological

1:12:24

reaction. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Well, that's

1:12:26

it. What happened? But why do you

1:12:29

think the kids have to, I'm sorry,

1:12:31

I didn't mean, because it's because they

1:12:33

trigger it, it's sort of a, when

1:12:36

people have post-traumatic stress, something's got to

1:12:38

sort of reawaken it. And so the

1:12:40

idea of something coming out of something

1:12:43

coming out of her and then all

1:12:45

the intimacy with the husband had some

1:12:47

sexual abuse? Yes. And who did this

1:12:50

to you? Can you remember? Stepfather. How

1:12:52

old were you? It started when I

1:12:54

was like seven and ended when I

1:12:57

was 15. What about counseling? Did you

1:12:59

ever get any counseling? I got some,

1:13:01

but it just didn't seem to help

1:13:03

at all. I think you guys probably

1:13:06

need marital counseling, don't you? Well, everything

1:13:08

else is fine. I mean, you know,

1:13:10

he's okay with it, but you know,

1:13:13

every once in a while he slips

1:13:15

up and tries to do something or

1:13:17

he gets a little bit frustrated and

1:13:20

tries to go down there and it

1:13:22

just grosses me out. Well, but Ashley,

1:13:24

these things don't exist. By the way,

1:13:27

I think these are terms I could

1:13:29

agree to in a relationship. Yeah, no

1:13:31

kidding. Most guys be slow. I'm fine

1:13:33

with it. Let me, what do you

1:13:36

mean you're fine with it? But you'll

1:13:38

just... tolerate it you don't you're not

1:13:40

into it you just tolerate it you

1:13:43

seek it out no seek it out

1:13:45

but i'm happy to oblige you do

1:13:47

what you got to do If there's

1:13:50

grass in the valley... And I'm at

1:13:52

a great way of thinking about this.

1:13:54

Wait, wait, just looking at it as

1:13:57

if you were an anthropologist from Mars.

1:13:59

You're Martian and you're trying to learn

1:14:01

about oral sex is. Go ahead. Well,

1:14:04

I was saying this, if women say,

1:14:06

oh, you know, what, forget about what

1:14:08

you guys do, what about what we

1:14:10

have to do. And I, you know,

1:14:13

comparing the two oral sex. I mean,

1:14:15

just, there's your two choices, where are

1:14:17

you going? Seemini, Sugar, he's still not.

1:14:20

or plus a pot I'm sort of

1:14:22

you know no I'm just some of

1:14:24

a scientist I like that stuff yes

1:14:27

yes I'll go for the the Dionysian

1:14:29

yes I I feel like well first

1:14:31

off mark your single right yes yes

1:14:34

okay so you you cannot ask you

1:14:36

what I mean is this single guy

1:14:38

you can't be yacking on the radio

1:14:40

that you're not that's that that's not

1:14:43

your cup of tea because of what's

1:14:45

the word. It's an act of reciprocity,

1:14:47

isn't it? I mean, it's, you know

1:14:50

what I mean, for a guy at

1:14:52

least. I mean, I don't like guys

1:14:54

dig it, but you know, it's not.

1:14:57

There are guys that are really into

1:14:59

it. Oh yeah, but psychotically into it.

1:15:01

You don't want to be with that

1:15:04

guy, by the way. That's the weirdo,

1:15:06

avoid that. Yeah, that's the guy that

1:15:08

stares at you like. That's the guy

1:15:10

that stairs of you. That's the mall.

1:15:13

That's the mall that I was working

1:15:15

on the mall. I was working on

1:15:17

the mall. I was working on the

1:15:20

mall. into the underwear. Yeah, that's a

1:15:22

little bit. Usually has a mustache, that's

1:15:24

a guy that usually has a mustache

1:15:27

and drives a van. I wouldn't taste

1:15:29

you. Yeah, that guy. Yeah, watch out

1:15:31

for that guy. I did not really

1:15:34

realize. I mean, I knew there were

1:15:36

a small part of the population. I

1:15:38

probably didn't know. You have to use

1:15:41

your imagination for that one. They know

1:15:43

the guys might have a little. No,

1:15:45

you're misleading her. Here's the thing. Here's

1:15:47

the thing about guys. We're much more

1:15:50

flexible. We can take a punch in

1:15:52

the stomach from one of our buddies,

1:15:54

we can eat a sandwich, a fell

1:15:57

on the ground. You know what I

1:15:59

mean? We just, we'll do whatever we

1:16:01

have to do. We don't have strong

1:16:04

feelings about it. But we're not dying

1:16:06

to do it after, you know, year

1:16:08

one of the relationship. We'll do it.

1:16:11

Right. I mean, there's a weird thing.

1:16:13

It's like, how do you explain to

1:16:15

someone? Like, it's like saying someone is

1:16:17

not smart, but that doesn't make them

1:16:20

dumb. Do you know what I mean?

1:16:22

Not to say we love it doesn't

1:16:24

mean we hate it, it just means

1:16:27

a gray area there. Yeah, we're ready

1:16:29

to do it. Well then guys grew

1:16:31

up with no idea what that is

1:16:34

for a woman. Guys grew up with

1:16:36

a sense that a vagina is just

1:16:38

an inside out penis. Right. And therefore

1:16:41

having sex would be what... would be

1:16:43

perfectly suitable for a woman. The idea

1:16:45

that it being different is something that

1:16:48

comes much much later. I never know

1:16:50

what I'm doing either. It goes without

1:16:52

saying, but right. Yeah, well, you know,

1:16:54

I'm trying to be candid here, Doctor,

1:16:57

do I? I need to kick for

1:16:59

the nuts from you, right? I mean,

1:17:01

do you know, hear you. Well, I

1:17:04

think, wait, where's my anatomy book? Get

1:17:06

the, Chris. I learned from Sam Kinison.

1:17:08

He said, do the alphabet with your

1:17:11

tongue, you know, you know, you know,

1:17:13

you know, you know, you know, you

1:17:15

know, you know, you know, you know,

1:17:18

you know, you know, you know, you

1:17:20

know, you know, you know, you know,

1:17:22

you know, you know, you know, you

1:17:24

know, you know, you know, you know,

1:17:27

you know, you know, you know, you

1:17:29

know, you know, you know, you know,

1:17:31

you know, you know, you know, you

1:17:34

know, you know, I don't know. But

1:17:36

isn't there something sexy about if you're

1:17:38

really into someone? Like, you're almost ingesting

1:17:41

them. I mean, I just... I guess

1:17:43

that goes into the first year thing

1:17:45

that's all the action. You're so into

1:17:48

them you want to consume that. Yes.

1:17:50

There's passion. You warranted the anatomy book.

1:17:52

You're so into the anatomy lesson. You're

1:17:54

so into them you want to consume

1:17:57

that. Yes. There's passion. But I guess

1:17:59

that goes into the first year thing

1:18:01

that you would just say. Yeah. Yeah.

1:18:04

That's all the action. You give your

1:18:06

husband a pass tomorrow night. He'll be

1:18:08

cool with it. Perennium. All right, there

1:18:11

is. What about digital manipulation? You know,

1:18:13

my husband is a doctor and he

1:18:15

didn't do well in the gynecology part.

1:18:18

He failed it, actually. I'm sure he's

1:18:20

not seeing it. I'm very proud that

1:18:22

you're bringing that up tonight. He likes

1:18:25

when I do that. All right, true.

1:18:27

Do this off the edge. It's a

1:18:29

visual thing. The point is, here's a

1:18:31

thing. Guys need to know that they

1:18:34

should put a stronger emphasis on this

1:18:36

than they actually do. and all that

1:18:38

good stuff. They never talk about it.

1:18:41

What if the songs aren't about this

1:18:43

part? No. You know what I mean?

1:18:45

Nothing rhymes with the cuddlingus, right? Right.

1:18:48

Right. And what rhymes with abalone, right?

1:18:50

Right, right, about it. Right, yeah. But

1:18:52

you think to like, there's never good

1:18:55

communication, I've never had good communication in

1:18:57

that sense, because it's kind of awkward,

1:18:59

you know what I'm saying? Right. Like,

1:19:01

I've never had like a, we're going,

1:19:04

oh, that feels great, that doesn't like

1:19:06

guide me to this, even with like

1:19:08

girlfriends and stuff, you know? Right. So

1:19:11

I think there's like a like a

1:19:13

communication problem, somebody helped me. This is

1:19:15

again we were talking about earlier with

1:19:18

women settling with women settling for things

1:19:20

and not settling for things and not,

1:19:22

and not, Asserting they settle on that

1:19:25

men men are happy to oblige if

1:19:27

we have just got hey this try

1:19:29

this right? Tell what I'm doing. Men

1:19:32

are fine. Most the notes would be

1:19:34

burn less calories reel it in a

1:19:36

little Yeah, actually you know what I

1:19:38

think even this is not even so

1:19:41

much an issue for women if there

1:19:43

was just more it's like when you

1:19:45

first go out you're kissing for out

1:19:48

you're kissing for so long that you've

1:19:50

got razor burn from the guy and

1:19:52

your lips are sore the next day

1:19:55

and you're like you know what I'm

1:19:57

saying yeah then as soon as you

1:19:59

get married there's not that much kissing

1:20:02

anymore you don't even really like full

1:20:04

mouth kiss anymore yeah You know, or

1:20:06

at least gross. Yeah, it's like, I

1:20:08

know. It's a chore. It's like, there's

1:20:11

a lot of stuff going on in

1:20:13

human's mouth. And you just kind of

1:20:15

get like, wuh. Yeah. And as much

1:20:18

as you don't want someone in yours

1:20:20

is you don't want to be in

1:20:22

there. But you know what I mean?

1:20:25

I know. But if you even just

1:20:27

had kissing, you wouldn't even have to

1:20:29

do this so much. for play. In

1:20:32

other words, slow, like, you know, take

1:20:34

your time and then that's not even

1:20:36

so much as an issue. Don't you

1:20:39

think? It's hard even to process that.

1:20:41

Do you don't think so? No, you're

1:20:43

probably right. It's just how far men

1:20:45

and women are apart. Yeah. This is

1:20:48

so exciting to get ready to it

1:20:50

though. It's time for now. You know?

1:20:52

Yeah, but this is the point. This

1:20:55

is all communication. It's actually... preparing a

1:20:57

woman. Well first off, yes, it is.

1:20:59

Preparation was never my strong point. It's

1:21:02

like, yeah, it's Thanksgiving. My wife and

1:21:04

I are at the point where all

1:21:06

we do is low five, real fast,

1:21:09

where we have to put low five,

1:21:11

low five. Okay, it's good. I mean,

1:21:13

I'm done. All right, what's gone? Turn

1:21:15

extra on, sweetie. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

1:21:18

Here's the problem. Here's what women don't

1:21:20

know today. Here's what's in it for

1:21:22

us. I'll tell you what's in it.

1:21:25

There's not a lot in marriage for

1:21:27

guys. Now, Drew piped on, I know

1:21:29

your wife's listening, but guys instinctively, sort

1:21:32

of what's in it for us, this

1:21:34

is what's in it for us. Sex.

1:21:36

We can have sex. But this is

1:21:39

where. Right, as a guy, as a,

1:21:41

as a, as a, as a 18

1:21:43

year old guy, what's, what's in it

1:21:45

for you? Marriage wise, I mean, even

1:21:48

if you're going to marry in 10

1:21:50

years, well, you get to get laid

1:21:52

when you want, it's like, it's in,

1:21:55

it's living in the house, but there's

1:21:57

an ATM in the house, yeah. And

1:21:59

it's free, you don't need a card.

1:22:02

No lines, don't get a car. No,

1:22:04

yeah, what it is. 18 is about

1:22:06

you. Right, right. Yeah, well, there's no,

1:22:09

there's no, there's no surcharge. Yes, right,

1:22:11

yeah, 50, but the guy, the bank

1:22:13

manager's embezzling is what you don't know.

1:22:16

He's taking hundreds of thousands of dollars.

1:22:18

Someone else might use the ATM too.

1:22:20

Right. See, here's all thing. This is

1:22:22

what we've always wanted. It took eight

1:22:25

dates and a bunch of meals and

1:22:27

a few plays and everything to get

1:22:29

this way. We whittle it down to

1:22:32

where we want it to be, which

1:22:34

is low five, this is the direction

1:22:36

we've been heading. Look at it as

1:22:39

a giant pyramid that we've been heading

1:22:41

toward this. Quick intercourse, the whole, since

1:22:43

maybe junior year of high school, this

1:22:46

is where we've been heading. We're there

1:22:48

now. You guys, you got the kids,

1:22:50

you got the ring, you got the

1:22:52

SUV. You got the SUV. You got

1:22:55

the quick thing. There it is. That's

1:22:57

it, everybody. Well, Dana Devon here tonight,

1:22:59

and you know what? What? We shed

1:23:02

some light on each other. We did.

1:23:04

That's what I like about it. These

1:23:06

are getting close, or they make it

1:23:09

like a retreat for them. Well, actually,

1:23:11

we've already discussed 90% of this, which

1:23:13

is frightening. We do it with microphones

1:23:16

on the set. You know, the entire

1:23:18

staff, they're popping in tapes in the

1:23:20

back and Mark's talking about. What was

1:23:23

the viewer? Yeah. You're better than our

1:23:25

uteral art taped. Our tape mics ones

1:23:27

were like the producers are idiots. I'm

1:23:29

going to kill these guys. What am

1:23:32

I doing here? That's the part they

1:23:34

were listening to. The love line. Yeah,

1:23:36

they would have probably enjoyed if we

1:23:39

just had sexual discourse. I will take

1:23:41

a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:23:47

Yeah, buddy, it's lovely. I'm Adam,

1:23:50

that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-V-E-191.

1:23:52

We're going to speak to Stephanie,

1:23:54

who's 19, when she cuddles with

1:23:57

boyfriend after fighting, she gets real

1:23:59

excited. All right. Sounds exciting. Stephanie?

1:24:01

Yeah? You, uh, yeah. What's up?

1:24:04

My boyfriend and I get in

1:24:06

fights. I don't know, we will,

1:24:08

we almost, we always make up.

1:24:11

And it's afterwards when we're laying

1:24:13

in bed and we're cuddling. And

1:24:15

we're really close to each other

1:24:18

and I just get really excited

1:24:20

like, and like in like a

1:24:22

horny way I get really horny.

1:24:25

And it's strange because... When we

1:24:27

just normally go to house. I

1:24:29

had to say horny twice. Sorry.

1:24:32

I'm really horny. Horny Way sounds

1:24:34

like it's just a great cul-de-sac

1:24:36

to live on. You take, yeah,

1:24:39

you take trumpet road, you'll hit

1:24:41

horny circle, and then horny way,

1:24:43

that's the next, and then we're

1:24:46

right there, we're second house on

1:24:48

the left. You can't miss it.

1:24:50

What, uh, what kind of fighting

1:24:53

do you guys do is there?

1:24:55

You hit each other? Oh no,

1:24:57

we're not. Oh no, we're not.

1:25:00

No, we don't. No, we don't

1:25:02

hit each other. I mean, it's,

1:25:04

I mean, they're always verbal, you

1:25:07

know, and... Oh listen, you're 19,

1:25:09

this is what you do, you

1:25:11

get all fired up, you get

1:25:14

the juices flowing, any cuddle, you

1:25:16

get horny. The aggression is what's

1:25:18

being converted into sexual, you know.

1:25:21

I mean, I was molested once,

1:25:23

but it wasn't... My any family

1:25:25

members or anything and who did

1:25:28

it? A friend of mine How

1:25:30

old were you? It was actually

1:25:32

over the summer You got molested

1:25:35

last summer Yeah. That would be

1:25:37

molested, that's right. That's right. Well,

1:25:39

I mean, there was no... Penetration?

1:25:42

No intercourse? What sexual assault that?

1:25:44

What was there? Well, you know,

1:25:46

it was a guy I thought

1:25:49

I could trust and I could

1:25:51

not drive because I was intoxicated

1:25:53

and I passed out at his

1:25:56

house and well, I woke up

1:25:58

with his... hands down my pants

1:26:00

basically right and he was touching

1:26:03

me and then what um I

1:26:05

told him to get off of

1:26:07

me but I couldn't leave and

1:26:10

so he actually he didn't say

1:26:12

anything he just got up and

1:26:14

like went into his room and

1:26:17

he didn't come out and I

1:26:19

left as soon as I woke

1:26:21

up in the morning a rapist

1:26:24

all right so sort of you

1:26:26

know inappropriate sexual contact yeah that

1:26:28

that that shouldn't leave him Too

1:26:30

big a mark. No. No, yeah.

1:26:33

Well, a station. Most stations when

1:26:35

you're pre-pubered, like your child. Mm-hmm.

1:26:37

Okay. So, Stephanie, that's the only

1:26:40

thing that happened. You got a

1:26:42

little trauma there. Somebody stepped out

1:26:44

of line. You caught it. You

1:26:47

stopped it. I wonder how much

1:26:49

of that stuff, by the way.

1:26:51

Like, you know what these guys

1:26:54

do? I would imagine. These guys

1:26:56

that try this kind of thing.

1:26:58

Yeah. The chicks passed out. So

1:27:01

you take your hand and you

1:27:03

start rubbing down there. It doesn't

1:27:05

really wake anybody up, you know

1:27:08

what I mean? As a matter

1:27:10

of fact, it probably feels good.

1:27:12

Yeah, but again, that's a guy

1:27:15

wishing somebody would do that to

1:27:17

him. No, I know, but what

1:27:19

I'm saying is, is I think

1:27:22

what happens is the guys test

1:27:24

the water a little by doing

1:27:26

the little outside the panties, outside

1:27:29

the pants, rub for five minutes,

1:27:31

don't get much of a response,

1:27:33

then the hand slides, then they

1:27:36

wake up, then they wake up,

1:27:38

then they wake up, then they

1:27:40

wake up, then they wake up,

1:27:43

then they wake up, And I

1:27:45

don't even know, you know, it's

1:27:47

sort of like the guy giving

1:27:50

the other guy, the BJ, the

1:27:52

guy's driving. the guy's passed out,

1:27:54

he's having a dream. One of

1:27:57

the Hee-Hough twins is giving him

1:27:59

a little pleasure and then wakes

1:28:01

up and seats the guy at

1:28:04

the Gotee and freaks. You see

1:28:06

what I'm saying? Yeah. True, that's

1:28:08

happening, yes? Having a flashback. Yeah.

1:28:11

I mean, not to Gotee back

1:28:13

then, he had that big, big,

1:28:15

Marilyn Olson beard. But the point

1:28:18

is, the point is, is I

1:28:20

kind of think that when this

1:28:22

guys do this, They think like,

1:28:25

all right, I'm just gonna rub

1:28:27

for a little bit, seems like

1:28:29

she was, she's okay with it.

1:28:32

Either she's not waking up, or

1:28:34

it's like you're in that state

1:28:36

where you just kind of passed

1:28:39

out. It's like so if someone

1:28:41

was doing something that felt kind

1:28:43

of good, and you're drunk and

1:28:46

high and whatever and passed out,

1:28:48

you don't even know it's like,

1:28:50

you'll hang for it, right? All

1:28:53

right. That shouldn't count. I mean,

1:28:55

that shouldn't be, what this guy

1:28:57

did was wrong, but she shouldn't

1:29:00

be traumatized from that. Yeah, still

1:29:02

something up with stuff, she likes

1:29:04

the aggressive makeup, sex, whatever. Wendy?

1:29:07

Yep. You're 25? Yep. Sorry for

1:29:09

disturbing you at this time. Uh-huh.

1:29:11

I didn't know. Sorry. Uh-oh. What

1:29:14

was that? That's my kid. Alrighty?

1:29:16

You got a fiancé. Yeah. And,

1:29:18

uh, you're cheating on him? Yeah,

1:29:21

for the past, like, four months.

1:29:23

Mm-hmm. When are you guys planning

1:29:25

on getting married? Uh, it's kind

1:29:28

of an up in the air,

1:29:30

sort of, whenever. Who'd... Who'd... Who'd...

1:29:32

Wow. That's like a, uh, that's

1:29:35

like a robbery drop of a

1:29:37

baby. Oh, it wasn't. Oh, well,

1:29:39

that's why it sounded like a

1:29:42

recorded drop of baby. Yeah, is

1:29:44

your boyfriend or fiance sort of

1:29:46

not attending to you lately or

1:29:49

is you mad at him for

1:29:51

something? Probably like the past year.

1:29:53

It's the deal. He gets really

1:29:56

absorbed in like computer video games.

1:29:58

Doesn't really help around with our

1:30:00

child and or around the

1:30:02

house. This is what women

1:30:05

do. A little payback time.

1:30:07

You're going to show him.

1:30:09

Yeah, I know it's wrong. It's like

1:30:12

why do I do it? Well who

1:30:14

are you doing it with?

1:30:16

Somebody work with? A friend

1:30:19

of mine's roommate. Uh-huh.

1:30:21

And is that a guy? He's

1:30:23

27. How often do you do

1:30:25

this? I see him like twice

1:30:27

a week. Twice a week.

1:30:29

Wow. Ambitious. And for how long?

1:30:31

How long? How long has this

1:30:33

been going on? Four months?

1:30:36

Sometimes I stay over there. Sometimes

1:30:38

a couple hours. We don't really

1:30:40

have sex. It's like we hang

1:30:42

out and... Oh, well, maybe it's

1:30:45

more emotional. Do you have sex

1:30:47

with them at all? Do I

1:30:49

have? Yeah, yes, I have. Just not

1:30:51

every time. Yeah. And how do you...

1:30:54

How is it that you stay over?

1:30:56

Do you live with your boyfriend? Yeah,

1:30:58

well since it's a roommate of

1:31:00

a friend, it's pretty easy to...

1:31:03

It's easy to say, I'm spinning

1:31:05

over the night over, the

1:31:07

night over Jill's house? Exactly,

1:31:09

exactly. Really? That's kind of

1:31:12

weird too. Boyfriend's not like

1:31:14

your fiancé, hey, what do

1:31:16

you mean? You got

1:31:18

an eight-month-old? That's weird

1:31:21

too. He doesn't call me when

1:31:23

I'm gone? Is he a drug addict?

1:31:25

It's the drug addict? No.

1:31:27

No, well look. Okay. Here's the

1:31:29

thing he's he's he what I said

1:31:32

he's pretty straight narrow actually

1:31:34

He okay. He's depressed Something yeah

1:31:36

something is really something's up

1:31:38

with him. I would say

1:31:40

he's just depressed And you

1:31:42

sound marginally depressed yourself not

1:31:44

as bad as him. He's

1:31:47

sort of immobilized something is

1:31:49

very yeah, very wrong. Okay. You guys

1:31:51

you all right you need I Does he

1:31:53

go to school first off? Yeah, I do

1:31:55

we both do actually and both work

1:31:57

and then we have our two-year-old and

1:32:00

school have mental health services? You know

1:32:02

I've tried to get him to go

1:32:04

to therapy with me and he just

1:32:06

he refuses. He just doesn't think that.

1:32:08

No. Well here's the deal. The relationship

1:32:10

can't last. Yeah you got to break

1:32:13

it off if he won't participate. Yeah

1:32:15

and listen and listen listen well he's

1:32:17

not being a father such as it

1:32:19

is so listen mommy yeah what are

1:32:21

you doing sleeping over to friends how

1:32:24

she got an eight-year-year-old I said eight

1:32:26

months but she said two oh so

1:32:28

let's call it 14. Perfect. The point

1:32:30

is, is you're just you're just crashing

1:32:32

out at some friend's house, some friends

1:32:35

apart, you're flopping on a flu time,

1:32:37

you got a kid at home? Going

1:32:39

to school and working, who's with the

1:32:41

kid? Let me tell you something, Drew.

1:32:43

As I've told you, many times when

1:32:45

you tell me, you're going to take

1:32:48

three million dollars, but each one of

1:32:50

your kids drew a college. I keep

1:32:52

telling you there's huge... swings in parenting.

1:32:54

There's, and it's sort of like, there's

1:32:56

the guys who own the dogs that

1:32:59

take them to the dog park and

1:33:01

throw the frisbee every day and knit

1:33:03

them a sweater and get them a

1:33:05

present for Easter. Give them like a

1:33:07

giblet's Easter bunny and then they put

1:33:10

them in the backyard and they just,

1:33:12

they shut the back door. That's it.

1:33:14

Some of them put an electric prod

1:33:16

in the cage too. Yeah, there's those

1:33:18

too, but I mean there's just the

1:33:20

ones that just say, just, yeah. You've

1:33:23

got to do some parenting. The book

1:33:25

I'm going to recommend to you is

1:33:27

called Parenting from the Inside Out by

1:33:29

a guy named Siegel. And the time

1:33:31

you're going to recommend to you is

1:33:34

called Parenting from the Inside Out by

1:33:36

a guy named Siegel. And the time

1:33:38

you don't spend it. These date lines

1:33:40

were totally cheesy. Why can't I meet

1:33:42

anybody? But I tried everything else and

1:33:45

thought, what the hell. So I called

1:33:47

the date line and actually met a

1:33:49

cool guy. I called the date line

1:33:51

and I hooked up with some cool

1:33:53

people. Believe it or not, other normal

1:33:55

people are out there looking to. 877,

1:33:58

889, date. Well

1:34:13

that's the

1:34:15

program everybody, thanks

1:34:17

for tuning

1:34:20

in as per

1:34:22

usual and

1:34:24

until next time

1:34:27

this is

1:34:29

Adam Corolla for

1:34:31

Dr. for tuning in

1:34:34

as per usual and until

1:34:36

next time this Adam Corolla

1:34:38

for Dr. Drew is saying

1:34:41

mahalo.