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everybody it is the best of love

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line I'm Adam that is my partner

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and on again off again lover Dr.

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Drew off again well I got I

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get sometimes I got a shower okay

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yeah a break a break we replenished

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the electrolytes yeah they have a

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big show tonight big show yeah

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huge lian tweedon is here from

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Fox SportsNet and David tell one

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of the day but tell one

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of the funniest one of

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the funniest no The funniest stand

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up, I've seen his act. He

1:51

is hysterical. Yeah, that

1:53

is something that Adam never says

1:56

about comedians. I don't kiss that

1:58

much comedy ass, but... David tell

2:00

everyone if you have a chance

2:02

to go see this guy live.

2:04

He is absolutely amazing and then

2:06

of course my dog Randy Jackson

2:08

from American Idol. Leanne Tweedness, someone

2:10

who beat me in a celebrity

2:13

go-kart race not too long ago.

2:15

You know the thing that's funny

2:17

is I beat 17 guys, she

2:19

beat me in the championship and

2:21

she won, I came in second.

2:23

All the other 17 guys were

2:25

making fun of me. Oh, hey,

2:27

she beat you. Like, hey, a

2:29

holes. She beat you first. Right.

2:31

At least I got beat last.

2:33

Right. I tell you, it's brutal

2:35

out there, Drew. All right, we'll

2:37

enjoy a little of the vivacious

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Leanne Tweeden. Loveline, I'm Adam, that's

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Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-1, Leanne

2:43

Tweeden is here tonight on the

2:45

cover of FGM, looking very good.

2:47

Putting a bra back together. And

2:49

a lot of guys, a lot

2:51

of what I'd like to call

2:53

Splusors out front. Well, they're out

2:55

there, getting there to sign the

2:57

magazine. If you want fans, get

2:59

yourself on the cover of a

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gentleman's magazine. Because you will be

3:03

signing those things. I'm not sure

3:05

how the math works. I do

3:07

know you could win the Nobel

3:09

Peace Prize. You would not get

3:11

anyone asking the signing. And that's

3:13

a recognizable, I think. Well, even

3:15

if you're a female celebrity or

3:17

male celebrity, you've had plenty of

3:19

big, you know, rock star types

3:21

in here. No, no, I want

3:23

some signing. But if you're a

3:25

woman who's made it to the

3:27

cover, of one of the magazines.

3:29

Men's magazines. Men's magazines. There is

3:31

a line of guys who need

3:33

to sign them. And I'm not

3:35

sure if there's a market for

3:37

it or something. I'm not sure

3:39

how it works. I don't know.

3:41

What do you think about that?

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Well, these guys are most of

3:45

them own like magazine shops and

3:47

things and they sell these things?

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Sure, they do. There are a

3:51

lot of like autograph hounds, but

3:53

what about the people that just

3:55

want you to sign something? Don't

3:57

you think that's just a, is

3:59

it to be, I meant, Leanne?

4:01

It was a personal moment, she

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signed my magazine? Yeah. You know

4:05

what I mean? Kind of like

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men aren't that interested in all

4:09

that, you know what I mean?

4:11

That doesn't doesn't fit. Yeah, what do

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you mean? Is that agreed to

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me in the parking lot? No,

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I'm kidding. Yeah, you wouldn't know.

4:19

He was in the Bush's masturbating.

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No. You didn't see him. Believe

4:23

me. Blending right in. Yeah, but

4:25

it's sort of, it's sort of,

4:28

you know, it is, guys use

4:30

that to sort of get, distinction

4:32

with other guys. These guys do

4:34

this for a business. Right. There's

4:36

a business about this. It's the

4:38

same guys every time. Yeah. I

4:40

understand beautiful women. Always sells more

4:42

product than fat guys, but it's

4:44

weird. There's something. There's something that's

4:46

a sort of a thing out

4:48

of having met and having from

4:50

proof of the meeting with the

4:52

meeting with some of the. I

4:54

agree. Or a photo or a

4:56

thing, you know. True, they sell

4:58

it. No, I know those guys,

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but you're asking Mark and... No,

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the other guys. Those you're not

5:04

ball friends, but yeah, I'm talking

5:06

about the guys who wait out

5:08

front of this dude. Yeah, yeah,

5:10

they will. A lot of a

5:12

lot of mode magazine shops. A

5:14

lot of mode magazine shops. magazine

5:16

shops. Splusor. What is Splusor again,

5:18

Drew? Spas meets loser. That's right. Part

5:20

spas. It's hard to tell. More

5:22

spas. More spas. Splusors. Pretty good.

5:24

All right, anyway. It's always great

5:26

when I have to leave and

5:28

they have to remind me that

5:30

I call them Splusors. Fantastic. What's

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up? Well I had a physical

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exam and they ran I am

5:36

a lot of tests and one

5:38

of them was a herpes test

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and I was expecting to have

5:42

herpes type one because I get

5:44

cold source a lot, but she

5:46

told me I was negative for

5:48

herpes type one and I had

5:50

herpes type two and for some

5:52

reason my outbreaks are only in

5:54

my mouth currently, but I want

5:56

to know if I'm like prone

5:58

at any moment to suddenly breakout

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genitals. No, here's the deal. First

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of all, I think the blood

6:04

tests on herpes are relatively worthless.

6:06

The type of herpes you get

6:08

is irrelevant. You can get two

6:10

on your mouth, you can get

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one on your genitalia. That distinction

6:14

between one being mouth and two

6:16

being gently is simply not true.

6:18

And who made that up? At

6:20

one time that's sort of predominantly

6:22

what was going around. But then

6:24

people started... What's the difference between one

6:27

and two? Two is a little

6:29

more intense. A little more severe

6:31

kind of infection. But don't they

6:33

say herpes do not go away?

6:35

You never get rid of them.

6:37

You can suppress them, but they're

6:39

always in your system. But all

6:41

types, whether it's one or two.

6:43

Right. Two is a little more

6:45

intense. The particular initial outbreak. The

6:47

particular initial outbreak. The particular initial

6:49

outbreak. The particular initial outbreak. The

6:51

particular initial outbreak. a national board

6:53

question when I was a resident

6:55

that had it that there was

6:57

about a 20% incidence of meningitis

6:59

in the initial outbreak of genital

7:01

herpes type 2. But you can

7:03

get that in your mouth just

7:05

as readily as on your genitalia

7:07

and people put their mouths in

7:09

interesting places and that's how you

7:11

get it. So did she get

7:13

herpes from having sex? Samantha? That's

7:15

only she'll tell us that. No,

7:17

I'm not sure how I got

7:19

it. I've had cold sorts for

7:21

a long time. I've only had

7:23

one partner, we're now married. He's

7:25

more on over there. So I

7:27

don't know. He doesn't have it

7:29

at all. He has herpes type

7:31

one. So I guess the test don't

7:33

forget about those tests. Yeah, he

7:35

does have herpes and you have

7:37

herpes. Yeah, you could have got

7:39

it from him. Yeah. Or would

7:41

it be better if like next

7:43

time I have a cold sore

7:45

to have them check. What if

7:47

you want to culture? Yeah, you

7:49

can't but who cares. Yeah, but

7:52

who cares? Well if they both

7:54

are the ones. first time partners

7:56

for each other then how does

7:58

herpes? herpes one is just the

8:00

environment and pretty much everybody gets

8:02

that on their mouth anyway it's

8:04

very very common and you can

8:06

get that transmit if you have

8:08

an outbreak and have oral sex

8:10

and be transmitted to genital pretty

8:12

easily. Right. Samantha. You're fine, baby

8:14

doll. You're calling from Seamy Valley.

8:16

What's your, uh... What's your craziness

8:18

about herpes? People freak out about

8:20

the labels. Right. You know, and

8:22

here's a situation where it makes

8:24

no difference from a hell standpoint.

8:26

It's already, yeah. What's your old

8:28

man do? Is it cop, fireman?

8:30

What's he do? No, he works

8:32

for countrywide. Countrywide. They do my

8:34

mortgage. They make a great lemonade.

8:36

Oh, they see. All right. Dr.

8:38

Drew mine's mortgage. Samantha and Adam's Lemonade.

8:40

Let me tell you how rich

8:42

I am. I don't know who

8:44

does my mortgages. You're literally a

8:46

meal unit. Literally. Where's my top

8:48

hat and cane here? No. Okay.

8:50

Why do you look to here

8:52

for that? I don't even think

8:54

you have one now. How dare

8:56

you? I have one and I

8:58

scrunch it every once in a

9:00

while. Hop it up before I

9:02

do a big number. True, let's

9:04

talk to Neuvering for just a

9:06

moment. How organic. You should bring

9:08

that up. Yeah. You know, I've

9:10

been doing some reading on it.

9:12

I've heard talk, but I know

9:14

there's a lot of controversy. ring

9:16

that gets inserted into the vagina

9:18

and it stays there for about

9:20

three weeks and you take it

9:22

out then you bleed and you

9:24

put it back in for three

9:26

weeks. The question is somebody that

9:28

fell off the line wanted to

9:30

ask whether or not if they

9:32

had sex during that first week

9:34

if they were adequately covered for

9:36

contraception. The first week of the

9:38

newva ring. After you put it

9:40

in, you are actually not covered

9:42

for that first week, the very

9:44

first time you put in. What about

9:47

if she was on the pill

9:49

before then and then switched to

9:51

that type of contraceptive contraceptive? It's

9:53

an interesting question. You know, it

9:55

takes about seven days for the

9:57

hormone to kind of reach a

9:59

peak level. Okay, so it'd be

10:01

basically like almost she wasn't taking

10:03

anything for seven days. So just

10:05

don't risk it. We're a condom.

10:07

Yeah, we're a condom. Abstain. No,

10:09

don't abstain. We're a condom first.

10:11

How dare it. I like you,

10:13

Dr. Drew. Passionate, man. Passionate, man.

10:15

Passion. Go ahead. Passion. Hey, don't

10:17

look at him like that. You've

10:19

got that sparkle in your eyes.

10:21

It's weird. It gets weird. It

10:23

gets weird. I can recognize passion.

10:25

I just can't contain it. That's

10:27

the problem. His passion is like

10:29

a bear that gets loose in

10:31

a campsite. Only one way to

10:33

stop it. That's the Ranger's gun.

10:35

It's a high-powered rifle. A hypodermont.

10:37

A dart. Come on. Those six

10:39

hunters just got killed in the

10:41

woods today. And you're talking about...

10:43

That's a... You know. A deer

10:45

hunter guy shot the rest of

10:47

these hunters. He was in their

10:49

tree stand. Yeah, it was crazy.

10:51

Oh no, no, please. I read the

10:53

uh-huh headline. Please. On the top.

10:55

Just go back three or four

10:57

days to the couple of the

10:59

ones that you met. But let

11:01

me finish the new version. Let

11:03

me just say one thing. There's

11:05

a great question with that. Should

11:07

that person, the caller that dropped

11:09

off the line had had sex

11:11

in that first week, and so

11:13

the question is, should she use

11:16

emergency contraception event? I would use

11:18

them. You should eat the new

11:20

ring? No, I would eat the

11:22

emergency, the plan B. Okay. You

11:24

know what I could watch? I

11:26

could watch a show, an hour

11:28

long show, maybe put on Fox

11:30

Sports West. It's animals being drugged

11:32

right before they hit the ground.

11:34

You know when the polar bear

11:36

gets hit with the dark, it's

11:38

sort of, first it's surly, first...

11:40

first few minutes it's just as

11:42

good as it ever was and

11:44

then that part where it gets

11:46

pissed off and then it gets

11:48

a little dopey and then a

11:50

certain point just starts to falls

11:52

over i could i could just

11:54

watch endless cuts of that you

11:56

go through the bear family go

11:58

to the moves family bigger the bigger

12:00

the animal the better the tigers

12:02

and the lion yeah i just

12:04

need that one part oh you

12:06

know it's a nice one rhino

12:08

it's like it's snort and it's

12:10

doing its thing and it's that

12:12

part you see and it just

12:14

tips over. You need like a

12:16

machine gun just to get the

12:18

dark to penetrate its skin. Yeah,

12:20

yeah, they're awesome. Yeah, I would

12:22

watch, just, and you wouldn't, I

12:24

wouldn't need any narration or anything,

12:26

just put some music behind it.

12:28

It's called The Animals Being Drunk.

12:30

And it's also nice when they

12:32

wake up too. That's the other

12:34

one too. Well they have like,

12:36

they have all kinds of weird

12:38

reactions. People scatter, yeah. And their

12:40

tongues always hanging out and they're

12:42

trying to keep their tongue for

12:44

like swallowing their own tongue and

12:46

those are coming too. They're kicking

12:48

and bucking and they're just shaking

12:50

and seizing. Yeah. Awesome. Come on.

12:52

If anyone's listening. Let's get that

12:54

going. He could host or are

12:56

we druagut. Yeah. I love David

12:58

Allengrove. No, he's a good guy,

13:00

but it'd be funny to see

13:02

him get darted and see him

13:04

come back. All right, where are we

13:07

going here, Drew? Adam. Right? Right,

13:09

too. No, no. What about Germany

13:11

or Florida? All right. You've decided

13:13

that's where we're going. That's where

13:15

we're going. Anthony? Well, don't give

13:17

me source. We haven't played Germany.

13:19

Yeah. All right, you have the

13:21

story for us? We hear the

13:23

bizarre story, Leanne, and then we

13:25

decide, is it Germany or Florida?

13:27

Go ahead, Anthony. Things are sick,

13:29

interest is, is our theme song.

13:31

No expense for Spanish. Both of

13:33

them have got these, guaranteed not

13:35

to be for you, Germany or

13:37

Florida. Go right ahead. You hear

13:39

how he cracks his own crap

13:41

up by the end of that

13:43

song. No, no, he's sort of

13:45

smiling by the end of the

13:47

song in both versions. When he

13:49

got it. True. Got it. That

13:51

kid's got it. Go ahead, Anthony.

13:53

Okay. It appeared that a mystery

13:55

attacker may have had some sort

13:57

of foot fetish when he stopped

13:59

a woman on the street to

14:01

sniff her shoe and lick her

14:03

foot. The woman claims she was

14:05

walking around in the town square

14:07

when a man grabbed her leg,

14:09

saw to the ground, and began

14:11

sniffing her shoe. The publicity surrounding this

14:13

latest attack reportedly encouraged another victim

14:15

to come forward. All right. Stop.

14:17

Stop. Say no more. Say no

14:19

more. We need to write them

14:21

down. Okay. That's it. That's what

14:23

we need to do. Okay. All

14:25

right. Drew, you want me to

14:27

write your answer for you? Yes,

14:29

go ahead. Because we're going to

14:31

have the same answer. What were

14:33

my writing? Germany or Florida. Is

14:35

it Germany or Florida? Weird things

14:37

happen. Weird stories emerge only from

14:40

Germany and Florida, or predominantly. That's

14:42

right. True. Don't let me look.

14:44

All right. Now, should we have

14:46

him give the answer and then

14:48

we'll turn us over? Why don't

14:50

we do that? More exciting that

14:52

way. I know good radio. And

14:54

this is me. Build it up,

14:56

Adam. Anthony? Yeah. Later on I

14:58

may backsell a song or something.

15:00

Passion issues. Anthony? Give us the

15:02

answer. Germany or Florida? is germany

15:04

yeah i got germany germany germany

15:06

all three of them yeah well

15:08

there you go Anthony some weird

15:10

sexual people in germany yeah now

15:12

see there you go there's a

15:14

difference there's something about that actually

15:16

that that idea of him actually getting

15:18

down in the public in the

15:20

public square getting on the ground

15:22

and looking a foot but don't

15:24

you think that's part of his

15:26

fetish yes public place with people

15:28

watching. Sure. Germanic field to him.

15:30

Yeah. The Nazi, the Nazi femmonazi

15:32

with the heel, you know, you

15:34

know, you know what I mean?

15:36

True. Can we get past a

15:38

little hiccup known as the Holocaust

15:40

already? No. Please, it's been a

15:42

few years now. Let's just move

15:44

on. There's some people out there

15:46

that don't believe it even happened.

15:48

Yeah. Anybody can mess up once

15:50

or twice. So that's gone. All

15:52

right? Yeah. Or should we bomb

15:54

them. Or should we bomb them

15:56

again. Let's let's hop back to

15:58

the phones and well everyone took

16:00

Germany there very nice talk to

16:02

Adam who's 22 Adam. Yeah, what's

16:04

up? I want to know how

16:06

does it feel to be in

16:08

the presence of a real waffle

16:10

crapper right now? Yeah, that is

16:12

Leon Tweed and everyone. That was

16:14

going to come up Dr. Drew.

16:16

I wore Leon that that was

16:18

a term she would hear it.

16:20

We had an interesting discussion last

16:22

night. I think we were talking about

16:25

hot chicks. Here's what happened. Here's

16:27

what happened. Here's what happened. We

16:29

were talking about a woman called

16:31

and said that her boyfriend lost

16:33

direction in a certain position. Adam

16:35

goes, oh, it's doggy, it's doggy.

16:37

Why do I? He gets a

16:39

whiff of ass. Right? Well, that's

16:41

what you said. And I said,

16:43

look, that doesn't make sense to

16:45

me because if she were really

16:47

hot, he'd get right through that.

16:49

Right. And then you went on

16:51

to say, well, look, if somebody

16:53

was Claudia Shiffer, you'd have her

16:55

crap on your waffle and breakfast

16:57

time. What do you do for

16:59

a living? What goes on? Something

17:01

on that. I don't remember how

17:03

you transition from... You know what

17:05

Drew? You are going good with

17:07

that story too and then you've

17:09

heard your own voice and you

17:11

lost your voice. Actually I was

17:13

looking at you kind of close

17:15

your eyes and pull back. No

17:17

I because I said, Drew, finish.

17:19

I'm not going to finish. So

17:21

then the next call. was a

17:23

woman who was sort of whiny

17:25

and Adam said, you're a hot

17:27

girl, I know you're hot chick.

17:29

And I said, well, certainly somebody should

17:31

have called you a waffle crapper

17:33

one time in your life. Right.

17:35

That was where the term stuck.

17:37

Right. All right. Now, I could

17:39

go back. I don't like that

17:41

word. I could go back and

17:43

fix that story, but I don't

17:45

have the energy. But it just

17:47

means hot chick. Yeah. I'm torn

17:49

between going back and fixing it.

17:51

I can't, I can't, I can't,

17:53

I can't, because I can't remember

17:55

the piece that went from where

17:57

you. I was just, it's just

17:59

basically, if a chick is hot,

18:01

she could, you know, crap on

18:04

your waffle in the morning and

18:06

you'd be begging for more and

18:08

there's nothing grotesque. It's hard to

18:10

be grossed out. Well, our net.

18:12

Well, our net in last night.

18:14

Anyway, but believe me, you're in

18:16

rarefied waffle crapping air. We don't

18:18

have many on this show. Yes,

18:20

true? Yes. All right. Well, wasn't

18:22

a crapper? Is it nice looking,

18:24

Jen, but I don't know if

18:26

guys can even qualify? No. Oh,

18:28

no. Would you know Mark Anthony

18:30

be a waffle crapper and by

18:32

the way? Thank you. Thank you.

18:34

Thank you guys can get through

18:36

anything. Let me just tell everyone Pat

18:38

O'Brien specifically. Just because you're skinny

18:40

and you're Mexican you can sing

18:42

doesn't make you a heart drop.

18:44

Thank you. There's some... Oh Latin

18:46

croon or heart drop. Mark Anthony

18:48

reminds me of like a Mexican

18:50

Skeletor. He kind of looks like

18:52

a little rat or something. Yeah,

18:54

yeah, no. I mean I personally

18:56

I do not find him. Tractors.

18:58

And that song, that hit of

19:00

his, blows such colossal ass. Well,

19:02

first off, yeah, does he have

19:04

a hit? I'm just, I gotta

19:06

figure out something, he's never coming

19:08

on a show, I say what

19:10

I want, but how does some

19:12

people get to be like international

19:14

superstars and international heart drops and

19:16

oh, this guy? Like look, Erika

19:18

and Glacius, I get it, he's

19:20

nice looking. Although I'm not sure

19:22

about the singing part, but he's

19:24

a great-looking guy. He's got a

19:26

package. I mean, it's all together.

19:28

It's all there. He's got a

19:30

beautiful basket, he's got a beautiful

19:32

package, whatever you want to call

19:34

it. He's got a lovely, lovely,

19:36

loatness pants. No! I agree. I

19:38

agree with him. I don't stare

19:40

at the groin like Leanne, but

19:42

I understand. Pack is like, you know,

19:45

he's not a great singer, but

19:47

he's a good-looking guy, he dresses

19:49

right, he does the right video,

19:51

he's the whole package. Mark Anthony,

19:53

I don't understand that part, but

19:55

he gets haughty after haughty and

19:57

celebrity after celebrity and skeleton. Well,

19:59

you're right, his kind of facial.

20:01

Remember the cartoon? He-man used to

20:03

fight Skeletor? No. True. The skeleton

20:05

that kind of has protrude. Just

20:07

there, if I say something, I

20:09

assume other people know it. Even

20:11

Chris knows Skeletor. Chris. You do?

20:13

Yeah, look it up. I want

20:15

to see Skeletor. Hey man. Yeah,

20:17

look it up. Chris, look it

20:19

up, and the power of the

20:21

universe or whatever. Do you realize

20:23

you know the exact opposite things

20:25

of whatever Chris knows? You don't

20:27

know, and vice versa and vice

20:29

versa. It's interesting unless you're sitting

20:31

in between the, in the chasm

20:33

of cards. Yes, no. What, huh?

20:35

All right. Let's, where are we?

20:37

Talking to Melissa. What is the

20:39

name of that song? Is it

20:41

blows so much ass, by the

20:43

way, Mark Anthony. God, does that

20:45

song blow? And, okay. Chris, find

20:47

out of that. After Skellator. It's

20:49

a slow song. Oh

20:51

yeah, there's even topic. Yeah, whatever.

20:53

You know, I'm not a singer,

20:55

but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

20:57

the one song. You're better than

21:00

he is. I need to know.

21:02

Yes, I need to know. Yes,

21:04

I need to know. Yes, God,

21:06

is that song, blow ass. God

21:08

just that song. And you probably

21:10

hate it so much because you're

21:12

probably singing it in your shower

21:14

when you just least expected. No,

21:16

no, no. That song sucks. God,

21:18

does that song suck? It blew

21:20

so badly. Oh my God, how

21:22

much Coke is being fed to

21:24

the program directors? Well, him too,

21:26

but how much Coke is going

21:28

to these idiots that they got

21:30

to play this garbage and poison

21:32

everyone's mind? God did that song

21:35

blow ass. True, it's unfortunate you

21:37

don't know the song. All right,

21:39

I'm done. What is it? How

21:41

does it work? What don't you

21:43

know? What do you know? Skellitor?

21:45

You know he's married to Jalo

21:47

now? Oh, good. Oh, he's that

21:49

one, right? He sees a hot,

21:51

Latin, heart drive. He's a heart

21:53

drive. Okay. Okay. You get to

21:55

be like an international record superstar

21:57

and have one crappy song? Yeah,

21:59

but I think the rest of

22:01

his hits internationally are all in

22:03

Espennial. I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm

22:05

glad, you're not impressed, you're not

22:07

impressed by the man. You're not

22:10

impressed by the man. song. Melissa?

22:12

28? By the way, hang a

22:14

second Melissa, why weren't people making

22:16

more of what Jennifer Lopez did

22:18

to Ben Affleck? They're dating, they're

22:20

engaged, she breaks up and gets

22:22

married somebody else two weeks later?

22:24

Well, but I think they all

22:26

looked at her and said she's

22:28

got the problem. She's brutal. I

22:30

mean, that is brutality. Well, I

22:32

think it's brutal, but I think

22:34

it's also self-worth issues with her,

22:36

don't you think? Yeah. Well, she

22:38

has to be with a bad

22:40

guy. Right. Has to be with

22:43

a bad guy. Yeah. Has to

22:45

be with a bad guy. And

22:47

then, but think the brutality of

22:49

that kind of behavior. Talk about

22:51

it. I think it will too.

22:53

She's beautiful and she's from the

22:55

country. She's I think she's from

22:57

West Virginia. Yeah, wonderful. Crap and

22:59

material. Definitely. Melissa? Yes. You're 28?

23:01

Mm-hmm. See your boyfriend does speed.

23:03

Yeah, he does speed. He didn't

23:05

use to, but as our relationship

23:07

progressed. But he wasn't born doing

23:09

speed. He didn't used to do

23:11

speed, but like he has speed

23:13

lots. Right has a lot of

23:15

speed now. All right. Yeah, he's

23:18

worth that he doesn't, but I

23:20

noticed all these swords. over all

23:22

over him. Yeah, people that do

23:24

speed get something called us picker

23:26

syndrome. They start believing that there's

23:28

something under the skin, a bug

23:30

or a piece of glass, and

23:32

they start picking and picking and

23:34

picking. They erode their skin and

23:36

cause ulcers all over the place,

23:38

face, arms, and that's what he's

23:40

got. Yeah, basically. Okay. Well, I

23:42

don't do speed. And when we

23:44

have sex, we've been together for

23:46

like 10 years. I've noticed now

23:48

that I'm starting to get them

23:50

and I was wondering is there

23:53

a possibility from having sex with

23:55

him without a condom that I

23:57

could be getting... the same things.

23:59

You're getting ulcers where? Like on

24:01

my face and on my arms

24:03

but not bad but just enough

24:05

to where I know they're not

24:07

normal. And you're definitely not doing

24:09

drugs? You're not doing cocaine? I

24:11

know I have a heart murmur.

24:13

I have worn with mitral valve

24:15

prolapse. No, I can't do that.

24:17

Yeah, mitral valve prolapse is something

24:19

that most women your age have.

24:21

Really? Yeah, yeah, you can do

24:23

some blood. It's a very common

24:25

thing. There's a green light. But

24:28

be that as it may. But

24:30

it's fear weird that she takes

24:32

a very common thing. Well, I

24:34

got her. Something's going on with

24:36

Melissa. Yeah. And he's a severe

24:38

amphetamine addict. Don't want to do

24:40

something about that? Who's lying to

24:42

you? Well, yeah, well, I kept

24:44

on confronting him and he swore

24:46

up and down, no, no, no,

24:48

no, no, no, no, no, no,

24:50

no. And then one of his

24:52

friends came and told me, oh,

24:54

yes, he is. Okay, what's going

24:56

on with you. What about my

24:58

dad? Well, basically he was an...

25:00

Mm-hmm. All right. Fantastic. Was he

25:03

an alcoholic? No. Not as far

25:05

as I know. He didn't do

25:07

drugs? Drugs? I don't know until

25:09

this is my mom. They got

25:11

to work when I was really

25:13

young. All I know, they never

25:15

saw him very much. But he

25:17

did leave me at the treasury

25:19

once and took off and moved

25:21

away. Hold on Treasury, you left

25:23

you with the Treasury? I just

25:25

left you in a public place

25:27

and took off. What's the Treasury?

25:29

It used to be, kind of

25:31

like it came on. Oh, okay.

25:33

Treasury. Just kind of left you

25:36

in Walmart and took off. People,

25:38

by the way, never get tired

25:40

of using a local landmark on

25:42

the show who call from distant.

25:44

places. It never, it never gets

25:46

tiring. I don't know how that,

25:48

how that works, but it's like,

25:50

oh no, he, where's she work?

25:52

It's Quigley's? The Quigley Jones? Quigley's,

25:54

Quigley's, Quigley's, Quigley Jones? No, nothing.

25:56

Yeah, no. Over on West Point

25:58

Street. Yeah, home of the, hold

26:00

on the bottomless Pepsi trough? No?

26:02

He says they're calling for a

26:04

new pronswick. They're like, they're like,

26:06

they're on the next thing. They

26:08

had it and so. All right,

26:11

they left you at the treasure.

26:13

I thought he worked for the

26:15

mint or something. If he was

26:17

in DC. Yeah. All right, so.

26:19

Next to Alexander Hamilton statue. He

26:21

left you. Okay, he's a bad

26:23

guy. He seems like maybe you

26:25

got a bad guy. Ten years

26:27

with the same guy. You say,

26:29

uh, I asked you, why haven't

26:31

you've been married or you've been

26:33

with a guy for 10 years.

26:35

Do you do you think you're

26:37

going to get married and why

26:39

would you want to get married?

26:41

Well, this is the thing I

26:43

have a very I have a

26:46

fear of intimacy because a what

26:48

fear of intimacy Yeah, no kidding.

26:50

Yeah, because every guy that ever

26:52

ran up against to I don't

26:54

have much What have you been

26:56

with this guy since you were

26:58

18? Yeah, but this guy since

27:00

you're senior in high school. What

27:02

are you talking about? What's every

27:04

guy you've been up against too,

27:06

as you say? Yeah. Well, like

27:08

my dad. Yeah, that's right. He

27:10

abandoned me. Yeah, but why would

27:12

you cling to a guy that's

27:14

a severe amphetamine act lying to

27:16

you? By the way, just to

27:18

answer your... When I first met

27:21

him, as far as I know,

27:23

He wasn't doing this. All right.

27:25

It's therefore, yeah, therefore, excuse the

27:27

last night. You met him in

27:29

1981. That's another life is happening.

27:31

Melissa, let's go, baby. Come on,

27:33

okay, you had a crappy dad.

27:35

You and everyone else in America.

27:37

Now let's get it together. Let's

27:39

get it together. Here's the one

27:41

thing you could get from him

27:43

that can cause little ulcers like

27:45

that would be scabies. And he

27:47

is an addict, so he would

27:49

be a risk for scabies. He

27:51

probably does not. It's probably merely

27:53

merely a merely a picker. syndrome

27:56

and God knows living around somebody

27:58

like that can make you anxious

28:00

enough to start picking yourself. Let's

28:02

go. It's 10 years. She wasted

28:04

10 years. Let's break it down.

28:06

Let's go. Break yourself free. You're

28:08

not a junkie. You're dancing a-hole.

28:10

So now move on. Let's go.

28:12

Get some therapy. Dump this guy

28:14

and move on. Exactly. All right.

28:16

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28:18

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28:20

take ourselves. Maybe the crappiest of

28:22

the waffle crappers. Oh no, the

28:24

waffleist of the crappin' waffles. All

28:26

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28:29

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28:31

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28:58

so I was going nuts on

29:00

Richard Speck the serial killer killed

29:02

all those nurses in the 60s

29:04

and then became a sex toy

29:06

in the joint they had videotape

29:08

of it was just doing blow

29:10

and all that kind of stuff

29:12

and the thing we're so close

29:14

to killing the guy. He was

29:16

supposed to... It was just open

29:18

and shut case. He should have

29:20

been dead in 67. We kept

29:22

him around for 25 years and

29:24

paid for him in the joint.

29:26

And here's all I'm saying. The

29:28

death penalty. I'm not a huge

29:30

fan of it. I don't think

29:32

it needs to be done for

29:34

the guy who gets drunk. stabs

29:36

the guy who's effing his wife

29:38

kind of thing. Those crimes of

29:40

passion and that kind of stuff.

29:42

The guy who systematically tortures and

29:44

kills nine women average age 20

29:46

and four months. Let me go

29:48

ahead and put him down. That's

29:50

it. We'll just weigh it out.

29:52

I don't understand why everyone wouldn't

29:55

just agree with that but uh...

29:57

and uh... by the way a

29:59

guy who uh... thinks it's a

30:01

good idea to uh... put down

30:03

uh... nine women and uh... who

30:05

has that uh... rolling around his

30:07

head sees that picture every time

30:09

he closes eyes believe me he

30:11

wants to be put down you're

30:13

doing him a favor you really

30:15

are like a dog with dysplasia

30:17

barely uh... stand up you put

30:19

him down you're doing the doing

30:21

the right thing know what i'm

30:23

saying it's and it's not up

30:25

to them anymore guess what it

30:27

killed nine people you lost your

30:29

vote That's all. Can't vote. We

30:31

don't get a vote on this

30:33

one either. Let's put you down.

30:35

Move on. Drew, we got some

30:37

ideas? No, I tend to agree

30:39

with you a little bit on

30:41

this. It's tough stuff, but yeah.

30:43

Yeah, it's not that tough. You

30:45

killed nine nurses. And imagine, imagine

30:47

the families of these people. Oh,

30:49

please. Let's just put them down.

30:51

That's just put them down. You're

30:53

just going to basically slide into

30:56

a box and rot for about

30:58

22 years. If you're lucky, you'll

31:00

play a little handball. Maybe we'll

31:02

put you to work in the

31:04

laundry. You know what I'm saying?

31:06

What are you doing? Here, we'll

31:08

feed you some slot. And let

31:10

me tell you something. I've been

31:12

to prison. Oh yes. Oh yes.

31:14

Oh, mine went to prison. Yeah.

31:16

And those guys, food, by the

31:18

way. Oh, wow. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

31:20

I mean, I'm a product of

31:22

the LA Unified School District. I

31:24

didn't think the food could get

31:26

any worse. Oh, really? Like, here's

31:28

what I figured. I used to

31:30

look at the food. I used

31:32

to be on the legal food

31:34

stamp thing, you know, to get

31:36

a little card for the loser

31:38

kids. They'd slide you over the

31:40

tray of a slop. I used

31:42

to think. The only way the

31:44

school food could get any worse

31:46

is if the principal actually just

31:48

squatted over the trench, only just

31:50

dropped the load right on, right

31:52

between the bonds here, like it

31:55

couldn't physically, it couldn't make food,

31:57

institutional food could not, no, prison.

31:59

They figured out a way. They

32:01

figured out a way to make

32:03

it worse. I mean, he's bad.

32:05

And these guys are miserable. Yeah,

32:07

that's good times. All right. What

32:09

are we doing here, Drew? Talking

32:11

to Cat. Let me tell you

32:13

something too, True. I go to

32:15

the joint. I want to go

32:17

to San Quentin. San Quentin, if

32:19

there wasn't a prison there, we'd

32:21

be some of the most prime

32:23

real estate in North America. If

32:25

there wasn't a prison where San

32:27

Quentin prison is in Northern California,

32:29

they could build a championship golf

32:31

course there and some condos be

32:33

worth into the billions easily. Or

32:35

you could head out. toward Edwards

32:37

Air Force Base out here and

32:39

just stayed the one in the

32:41

desert. You're just sitting in a

32:43

big ashtray dust blowing everywhere. Crows

32:45

sitting around. I mean it's really

32:47

ominous. It's like crows on the

32:49

front. Just dust and dirt everywhere.

32:51

See, that prison, San Quentin, it's

32:54

like hey you got a big

32:56

rock house by the beach. Sort

32:58

of looking at it that way.

33:00

Seriously, Bay Area. I see that

33:02

for it's beautiful. Better, you could

33:04

do worse. And by the way,

33:06

should Manson being the good one?

33:08

I know. You're breathing the fresh

33:10

sea air. It's a hell of

33:12

like close to the beach and

33:14

we are. You know what I'm

33:16

saying? Yeah. Do you realize the

33:18

air that Manson breezes better in

33:20

our air? But there's no secondhand

33:22

smoke. Oh yeah, he's going to

33:24

live forever. No seriously, we got

33:26

we got a particle problem here

33:28

in LA, right? Manson? His air?

33:30

Perfect. Christine. Not twice as good

33:32

as the stuff your kids are

33:34

taking in, Drew. Probably into the

33:36

10 to 20 times better. Better.

33:38

View out, view out the window.

33:40

Hell of a lot better in

33:42

yours. All right? Yeah. Can't stand

33:44

her to the crappy one? Gotta

33:46

go the good one. Cat. Cat?

33:48

15. What's going on? Hi. What's

33:50

happening? Not so much. Oh man,

33:53

I gotta get some of that

33:55

mance in there. True, we should

33:57

bottle the mance in there. Great,

33:59

beautiful San Quentin Bay Area Air.

34:01

Brains and bring it in. Cat,

34:03

what's going on? Okay, do you

34:05

only tell you my story? Please.

34:07

Okay, I got drunk for my

34:09

birthday on my 15th birthday and

34:11

my sister's boyfriend's brother was there.

34:13

Because we're front. And we had

34:15

sex and he said that he

34:17

wanted to be with me. Like

34:19

girlfriend and boyfriend. Okay. And I'm

34:21

like, okay, you know, I say

34:23

yes. And the next day he

34:25

just starts cussing at me and

34:27

everything and just going off on

34:29

me for no apparent reason. But

34:31

he said, he told you he

34:33

wanted to be the boyfriend before

34:35

you had sex. Yes. Yeah. Well,

34:37

the guys will say anything to

34:39

have sex. Yeah. Anything. Drew told

34:41

the chick he was going to

34:43

buy her houseboat once. He wants

34:45

to get in her pants. Actually,

34:47

I actually bought the houseboat. Oh,

34:49

okay. But it's, guys really, they

34:51

can be awful with that kind

34:54

of nonsense. Yeah, exactly. It really

34:56

hurt me. So my sister talked

34:58

to him when he went down

35:00

because he lives on the mountain.

35:02

He came downtown. Wow, I bet

35:04

his hair is better than Manson's

35:06

there. Yeah, better than cats. Coming

35:08

down from the mountain to the

35:10

downtown. I picture him lying. I

35:12

just think of the Unabomber. I

35:14

was imagining. Oh really? Yeah. I

35:16

was picturing more Jeremiah Johnson. Yeah.

35:18

Guy with buckskill. How old is

35:20

the guy? Karen a gun. Drinking

35:22

out of a boat of sack.

35:24

You mean it have a birthday?

35:26

They may not know. They don't

35:28

know. They don't have records. Let's

35:30

there. No, no, I just I

35:32

don't know if he's even a

35:34

young in anymore. How old is

35:36

he? He's 15. 15. 15. All

35:38

right. And he came down to

35:40

the city. Yes. Your sister talked

35:42

to him. Yeah. And what happened?

35:44

And He apologized to me and

35:46

asked me out and I told

35:48

him I'd think about it. And

35:50

I don't know what to do.

35:53

Well, no harm in good. Do

35:55

you like him? I do, but

35:57

I love him for a long

35:59

time. Yeah. All right, well listen.

36:01

When does he have to head

36:03

back up to the mountain? Like

36:05

a couple days ago. You left.

36:07

Oh, okay. So like when bear

36:09

hunting season opens up, they go

36:11

get some meat for the winter?

36:13

Elk. Elk, okay. They get some

36:15

like cariboons, they're drying the meat,

36:17

can pemmican. Is this something, how

36:19

often could you see him? I

36:21

get to see him every weekend.

36:23

Every week when he comes down

36:25

with your sister's boyfriend. No, my

36:27

sister's boyfriend lived here and he

36:29

lives up on the mountain. Okay.

36:31

Why did he just start cussing

36:33

at you for no good reason?

36:35

Well, he was drunk and everything,

36:37

but it really, it's still a

36:39

sudden, it's sudden me. Okay, I

36:41

understand. I don't trust this guy,

36:43

I don't like this guy. How

36:45

about you find a guy from

36:47

a valley? Shake it up a

36:49

little. That I go out with

36:52

is usually a one night stand

36:54

and this last guy that I

36:56

went out with. I never had

36:58

sex with him. All I did

37:00

was make out with him and...

37:02

Okay. Hey, hey, cat, cat, cat,

37:04

cat, cat, cat, listen to me.

37:06

Would you please listen to me

37:08

for one second? Okay. Please, please,

37:10

please, I'm a genius. Or at

37:12

least a relative genius compared to

37:14

your 15-year-old ass. So listen to

37:16

me. You got something right now

37:18

that seems like a gift, which

37:20

is a vagina. That's all guys

37:22

want. And you realize, yeah, guys

37:24

want me. I'm cute. I'm at

37:26

least, I'm not fat. I live

37:28

at the bottom of the mountain

37:30

and S rolls downhill. And everyone

37:32

wants me. And that's where I'm

37:34

going to be about for about

37:36

the next 10 years. Meanwhile, you're

37:38

not getting educated. You're not learning

37:40

anything. You're not discovering yourself. Only

37:42

who you are to these guys

37:44

that want to have sex sex

37:46

with you. and see and every

37:48

decision becomes about Should I date

37:51

this guy? And to them, you're

37:53

just an object. You're not even

37:55

a full person. Yeah, even if

37:57

you do find one that treats

37:59

you right. That's not who you

38:01

got to be. Who are you?

38:03

I mean, you need to be

38:05

a student in your 15. You

38:07

need to learn something. Right. You

38:09

need to develop yourself. You need

38:11

to develop your personality. Not your

38:13

sexuality, your personality, not what guys

38:15

think of you. What society. I

38:17

really worry about it and I

38:19

don't know how they can avoid

38:21

it, but so many women, especially

38:23

the cute ones, and that's why

38:25

I swear to Christ you're better

38:27

off just having a fat troll

38:29

for a daughter who can get

38:31

on with her life and start

38:33

developing a personality and education and

38:35

blah blah blah. Especially when you

38:37

come from, when I'm picturing cat

38:39

coming from, I'm picturing a house

38:41

with like, you know, mud between

38:43

logs kind of thing and a

38:45

door with leather hinges. uh... when

38:47

when i that's what i'm picturing

38:49

by the they just realize like

38:52

whatever guy thinks of me is

38:54

who i am that's it that's

38:56

all over every and by the

38:58

way these are the women i

39:00

end up talking to in ten

39:02

years and they weren't sure who

39:04

fought in world war two right

39:06

they don't know anything right they

39:08

just everything's on hold it's all

39:10

about who wants to have sex

39:12

with me how can i present

39:14

to guys what does he think

39:16

of me who what's he doing

39:18

to me that's wrong forget it

39:20

Forget it, go to school, learn

39:22

something, go to college, learn something,

39:24

or just get a hobby. They're

39:26

playing the guitar. Well taken, but

39:28

she is going to still have

39:30

relationships, no doubt. So here's how

39:32

to best conduct those. No sex.

39:34

Two-year moratorium on sex. Stop that.

39:36

And just date guys. Just days

39:38

that over under. Be very picky

39:40

and don't get a boyfriend, just

39:42

date and then work on yourself

39:44

as Adam's against. Yeah. Are there

39:46

anything else in that it's going

39:48

to be a... Let me tell

39:51

you what picky the cat is.

39:53

I'm only dating guys with rope

39:55

belts, not rope suspenders. No more

39:57

of them. Well, it brought it

39:59

out to the valley guys. Yeah,

40:01

here we go. All right. All

40:03

right. Let's take a break. Come

40:05

on. We got a break. Oh,

40:07

we got a Germany or Florida

40:09

coming up. Want to do it

40:11

quickly? Quickly. Quickly. Costia? Coastia. Coastia.

40:13

All right. Hey, wait a minute.

40:15

There's a fighter called Costia Zoo.

40:17

Oh, right. Hey, wait a minute.

40:19

There's a fighter called Costia Zoo.

40:21

Right. What kind of name is

40:23

that? It's Russian from Greek. Mm-hmm.

40:25

All right, go. So law enforcement

40:27

officials are mystified by a bizarre

40:29

new local pastime. Young people dangling

40:31

themselves from meat hooks on a

40:33

popular sandbar. Locals say the weird,

40:35

the wild behavior is becoming tradition.

40:37

Police found that five young people

40:39

had erected a bamboo tripod and

40:41

hung meat hooks from it. A

40:43

young woman, her feet brushing the

40:45

surface of the shallow water. Dinkled

40:47

from the frame hooks embedded firmly

40:50

in our shoulders to a police

40:52

Sorry, like edited the story I'll

40:54

screw up to like yeah, I

40:56

don't know how many sandbars are

40:58

sure I added out Yeah, but

41:00

I don't think they're too many

41:02

so let's go with Florida or

41:04

go in Florida, right? Yeah, yeah,

41:06

and police too what? There's beaches

41:08

in Germany. I don't I don't

41:10

know they have sandbars I never

41:12

hear about sandbars and how many

41:14

beaches and how many beaches did

41:16

they have a lot of beach?

41:18

Clearly Germanic. I wish they'll go.

41:20

We're going we're going floor. No,

41:22

the mean don't thing is sort

41:24

of an in is North American

41:26

Indian thing the Cherokee and stuff.

41:28

We're going Florida Yeah, well, they

41:30

see they're part of all right.

41:32

It's Florida. What else I heard

41:34

the story earlier at Kimmel. Is

41:36

it Germany big sandbar area? No.

41:38

No. There's a ocean access? I'm

41:40

trying to think, I'm trying to

41:42

picture a... What's, if Germany's landlocked

41:44

or not. They got like a

41:46

Rhine and stuff. Well, what, uh...

41:49

Must be some axis up north.

41:51

Let's take a look at a

41:53

map. Let's go take a look

41:55

at Germany. We can't. We can't.

41:57

We can't. We're best up. Map

41:59

of Europe. Hey, Chris. You heard

42:01

of Germany? I know they don't

42:03

let you talk about other countries.

42:05

Where is that? Junior college. It's

42:07

in Canada. No way. I'm telling

42:09

you. That's cool. Get on like

42:11

Map Quest or something and find

42:13

us a picture in Germany. Let's

42:15

try to find out how much

42:17

ocean is around it if any.

42:19

When you learn about it. What

42:21

were these people doing? What was

42:23

the nature of this ritual? They're

42:25

just hanging themselves from hooks. People

42:27

have done that for a long

42:29

time. North American Indian thing. It

42:31

is? Yeah, it's all right. It's

42:33

a good time. It's a good

42:35

time. Take quick break. We'll be

42:37

right back. If you need to.

42:39

Call Love Line. One eight hundred.

42:41

Love. One nine one. Five one

42:43

or five. Yeah. Whoo. Get it

42:45

on. Gotta get it on. Gotta

42:48

get it on. Gotta get it.

42:50

Good drop some trout. You're right.

42:52

I dropped trout. Right. I'll

42:54

tell you have a good time,

42:56

don't we? I'll tell you, I'll

42:59

tell you, I'll tell you, I'll

43:01

tell you, I'll tell you my

43:03

boss can go have himself. You

43:05

go down the hall, you tell

43:07

the problem, I'm doing your own.

43:09

Where's the cowbell? Where's the horn?

43:11

I'm going to drop trash. Where?

43:13

Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop. We'll

43:15

drop, go. Don't make a drop,

43:17

try. I will drop, try, have

43:20

to drop. Try them. You'll drop,

43:22

don't, Chris. You got one job.

43:24

You got one job. I got

43:26

a drop, wow, wow, wow. We're

43:28

going to drop, try. Hey 29,

43:30

29, whatever. Tell you we have

43:32

a good time to do it.

43:34

Going out to weather. We got

43:36

weather, we got traffic, we got

43:38

news, we got one in the

43:41

copter, seven, it's gonna be up

43:43

there, it's going on over the

43:45

four, five, so long ago. Look

43:47

at the break line. Take 29,

43:49

29, after the clock. 31 away

43:51

from the top of the hour,

43:53

then more news weather, traffic, coming

43:55

up. You're ready. Surely 24 years

43:57

age, what can we do before?

43:59

Yeah, this is an embarrassing

44:01

question for me to

44:03

ask my doctor, so

44:06

that's why I'm calling you

44:08

guys. All right, go ahead.

44:10

I was, I just had

44:12

a hysterectomy, like probably... Hold on,

44:14

hold on, you or a friend? I

44:16

mean I may have screwed that one

44:18

up. I just want to make a

44:21

few fart noise and screw that one

44:23

out. When we get out of it

44:25

making so far away. If they say

44:27

you, it's not a friend, it's them,

44:29

but if they say you, it's not

44:32

a friend on it. Oh, but either

44:34

way it works. It's a beautiful

44:36

genius, genius, genius. Yeah, drop, drop.

44:39

It'll make me drop trap. ejaculates

44:41

inside of a woman and they

44:43

have a uterus okay I know

44:46

I know half of that sperm

44:48

goes into the uterus yeah no

44:50

not half that sperm whoa whoa

44:52

whoa whoa a tiny little bit

44:55

of sperm swims into the uterus

44:57

yes yeah many many millions of

44:59

cells get in but the semen

45:01

stays out yeah might just a

45:03

backstroke yeah well my question is

45:05

is that now that I have no

45:07

uterus well I have no uterus well

45:10

I have more of like spur of

45:12

coming out of me no uterus

45:14

or hot ham you checked

45:16

under the car seat that's

45:18

remind much I tell you 29 20

45:21

a minute drive and true what's

45:23

that mean that his direct to

45:25

me and drew shouldn't they call

45:28

the hearse directive he I do

45:30

those coming he's when the traffic

45:32

I'm no doubt they have my

45:35

right get on a drop trail

45:37

What's up there, buddy? It's going out.

45:39

Surely pace it up now. Stuff gets

45:41

sort of absorbed through your vaginal, you

45:43

know, it gets, it's just, the system

45:45

there is designed to take it. Duff,

45:47

you mean my secret sauce? Very little

45:50

gets up into uterus anyway, so it's

45:52

really no different than, 29, no different

45:54

than with the uterus. Okay. Most of

45:56

the actual volume comes out anyway, just

45:58

when you sort of stay. Yeah, that's

46:00

right. The sperm, the cells

46:02

stick and swim their way

46:04

up. I tell you, there's

46:06

no eye in uterus. Okay.

46:08

No me either. Yeah, there's

46:10

no me in uterus. I

46:12

dropped, yeah. All right, Drew,

46:14

we cool. Shirley, thanks, call

46:16

me. I will see it

46:18

at the Weekend Splash. Go

46:21

ahead and get Jets. I'm

46:23

sorry we call with this

46:25

ball. Adam, that was especially

46:27

inspired during the commercial break.

46:29

Where are we going here,

46:31

buddy? How's it going? It's

46:33

going to happen. I wanted

46:35

to know how did you

46:37

get into writing that book

46:39

because you just want people

46:41

to know about... You know,

46:43

I was thinking about writing...

46:45

He just bought himself a

46:47

boat and he needs to

46:49

take the payment. I was

46:51

thinking about writing a book.

46:53

And she just said, there's

46:55

your book, whatever we've been

46:57

talking about. And I didn't

46:59

know what she was talking

47:01

about. And I didn't know

47:03

what she was talking about.

47:05

And I didn't know what

47:07

she was talking about. And

47:09

she just said, write me

47:11

20 pages. And I was

47:13

sort of flipped out by

47:15

that sort of ultimatum. But

47:17

I went out. You couldn't

47:19

have left to 20. And

47:21

I went running that next

47:23

day and took a tape

47:26

recorder with me to see

47:28

if I could sort of

47:30

get some idea. It was

47:32

an all real to real

47:34

job. Yeah, I got a

47:36

hurting of pushing up the

47:38

Arroyo Parkway. And this story

47:40

just kind of came out.

47:42

The story just sort of

47:44

emerged. Yeah, and turned it

47:46

out and turned out. Yeah.

47:48

Paperback by the way I

47:50

find like a white my

47:52

ass with the cover too

47:54

and before I was having

47:56

actually used to pay She

47:58

was going so good there.

48:00

And she was going so

48:02

good there. And then all

48:04

of a sudden. Oh, shit,

48:06

trouble. Oh, shh, shh, shh,

48:08

shh. Yeah, what's going on?

48:10

You gotta get on, h-and-h-huh,

48:12

hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,

48:14

hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,

48:16

hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

48:18

She was going so good

48:20

there, there. And then all

48:22

of good there. Oh, yeah.

48:24

All right, we got a

48:26

rock and roll. I'll tell

48:28

you, we're up for guys

48:31

to break, got to pay

48:33

some bills. Is that what

48:35

I'm saying? What have got

48:37

in line when we come

48:39

back? We have Chris coming

48:41

from Phoenix. Stacey from East

48:43

of the Rockies, Marguerite coming,

48:45

he's calling in, Marguerite, coming

48:47

in Oregon, or husband. Cheer

48:49

we got a big show,

48:51

a lot of shows set

48:53

up, right? He went to

48:55

Andrew, nine a minute. We're

48:57

back. I'm Adam, that's Dr.

48:59

Drew, and now, as promised,

49:01

coming to the plate, to

49:03

the plate, to the very,

49:05

call the date line. One,

49:07

eight, seven, eight, nine, date.

49:09

Five, 105. There buddy, it's

49:11

the best of love line.

49:13

I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew,

49:15

and now, as promised, coming

49:17

to the plate, the very

49:19

funny, Dave Atel. Hey

49:23

everybody, it's Love Line, I'm Adam, that's

49:25

Dr. Drew, Davidel in tonight from Comedy

49:28

Central's Insomniac, and one of the hottest

49:30

stand-up comedians working, working today. Well, I

49:32

don't know if you want to call

49:35

them hot, but funniest. I do the

49:37

job. He does a job, he gets

49:39

a job done. And how you can

49:42

put together an hour worth of material

49:44

is beyond maybe. Remember it? I mean,

49:46

yeah. How how does that work? How

49:48

much does the set vary from night

49:51

to night? Well, I like to keep

49:53

it loose, but it seems that this

49:55

fall, whatever it was, last fall or

49:58

whatever, I was on tour with Lewis

50:00

Black and he's a great comic. You

50:02

might know him from the Daily Show

50:04

and he, you know, he's very political

50:07

and emotional and everything and he had

50:09

a really great act. You can, I

50:11

think he's doing HBO hour, should be

50:14

out sometime next couple months. So you

50:16

can really see like when an hour

50:18

looks like of stand up. And for

50:20

me, I'm more of a joke teller,

50:23

you know, like one joke at a

50:25

time, and that's how you kind of

50:27

build an hour. You just get jokes,

50:30

and if they have to do the

50:32

same thing, then you try and connect

50:34

them into a bit, or a hunk

50:36

or chunk, whatever you call it. And

50:39

before you know it, you got, you

50:41

know, hours stuff. And how many jokes

50:43

do you think you tell? 33 jokes?

50:46

How many, you know, and I know

50:48

you don't quantify it that way, but

50:50

do you have a ballpark estimate? I

50:53

don't know, I guess it would be

50:55

coming up on 100, because my stuff

50:57

is pretty short, you know, and try

50:59

and get to it quickly. That's kind

51:02

of a New York thing, where you

51:04

get to the punchline, because people are

51:06

usually screaming, you suck, and get off,

51:09

so you try and get to the

51:11

funny as quick as you can. Out

51:13

here, people, a little bit more laid

51:15

back more laid back more laid back,

51:18

you have, you have, you have, you

51:20

have, You know, around a hundred jokes,

51:22

give or take, you know, midget thing,

51:25

you're in there? True, you've never, you

51:27

know, in your life, what are you

51:29

up to? Twenty-two, twenty-three jokes? Tally, we're

51:31

up in the 20s, yeah. Yeah, true,

51:34

so it's been a lifetime. Funny though,

51:36

right? No, but you're, you're, you're a

51:38

doctor, so it's funny, it's like, like,

51:41

you lowered the bar for me. Yeah,

51:43

it's like when these retired ball players

51:45

go up to the booth and they're

51:48

the special Olympics, the funniest guy. They

51:50

should have, oh, they should have stand

51:52

up for the special Olympics. Yeah, wow,

51:54

that's great. Yeah, be like, what's your

51:57

name's friend on facts of life? Yeah.

51:59

Blair's friend, she had that retarded friend

52:01

that told jokes. You don't see much

52:04

of that anymore but it's always funny.

52:06

Well occasionally you'll catch a comic with

52:08

like a palsied hand or you know

52:10

just some kind of weird oddity where

52:13

you see that humor has been how

52:15

they've handled it. Yeah the rest of

52:17

us awkwardly have to kind of deal

52:20

with it. You know, it tracks all

52:22

types. Yeah, well, it takes all kinds.

52:24

It takes all kinds, yeah. There's no

52:26

doubt about that. A lot of these

52:29

odd guys. Yeah. Hulio, back to the

52:31

saga, Nona So, Hulio. So you've been

52:33

dating, you've been sleeping daily with your

52:36

brother's wife, pregnant multiple times, yet she's

52:38

had a spontaneous abortion or a mispatistic

52:40

uterus, a incompetent cervix, they call it.

52:43

Hmm. And you're continuing to carry on

52:45

this way with this nutball. Why'd you

52:47

sacrifice that for the well? I'm in

52:49

love with there? I don't know. Why'd

52:52

you sacrifice that for the sort of

52:54

well? I'm in love with there. And

52:56

I know you. But why'd you sacrifice

52:59

that for the sort of well-being of

53:01

your entire family? Stop doing this. It

53:03

does kind of make you wonder what

53:05

kind of gal she might be. She

53:08

may be to her child. How old's

53:10

the nephew? Um, five. Do you hate

53:12

your brother? I mean to do that

53:15

to your brother? You know what? Did

53:17

he not let you play with stuff

53:19

or something? And now you need to

53:21

do it with everything he has? No,

53:24

it wasn't like that I just got

53:26

the years on. But I mean, I

53:28

used to like run off the ball.

53:31

And I don't know, at the years

53:33

he got wet there and I mean,

53:35

I hated him for that. Oh, you

53:38

was with her before? They don't know

53:40

either. No, no, I wasn't. I wanted

53:42

to also. I was really small. And

53:44

then I wanted her, but I never

53:47

got her. I hated him for getting

53:49

her. I see. Dave, by the way,

53:51

Dave's like almost every guy I talked

53:54

to behind a camera. I mean, Julio,

53:56

sorry Dave. But there's a bit of

53:58

David. Yeah. Well, the attitude is Dave,

54:00

but the vocabulary is more Julio, like

54:03

I never know what they're talking about.

54:05

Okay, so what's the answer? Stop it.

54:07

Can you please stop it? Julio, stop

54:10

it. And this is going to blow

54:12

up. And I'm just, just from, you

54:14

know, I may be jumping to conclusions,

54:16

but Julio seems like he comes from

54:19

the kind of family that if the

54:21

brother found out, he would stab him

54:23

with a sprinkler key. moments after he

54:26

found out on the loss. And hooley

54:28

only starts to make sense to me

54:30

if he's got sort of a psychotic

54:32

process about him, like if he hears

54:35

voices and things, you know, I mean,

54:37

it just doesn't, he's not really connected.

54:39

Yeah, I think the most dangerous voice

54:42

hooleyo could hear would be his own

54:44

at this point. If he heard someone

54:46

else's, it would probably be a help.

54:49

Do you have any other, any medical

54:51

problems hooleo? No, I don't. You've been

54:53

in a hospital for any reason? No,

54:55

I just broke my knee, but I

54:58

was there. Yeah, no metal hospital stuff.

55:00

No, no, no. Okay. Doesn't mean he

55:02

didn't meet it. What would you think

55:05

if you were in your brother's place

55:07

and you just found that your brother

55:09

was banging your wife for how long?

55:11

Two years? Two years? What would you

55:14

think if he came to you and

55:16

said that? Well, I want to go

55:18

on the time, I mean thing, but

55:21

if I didn't. Did he do something

55:23

more than pissed off? You'd hate him,

55:25

let him feel. And if he does

55:27

find out putting something together, did he

55:30

do something to you when you were

55:32

growing up? No idea. Not sexually? Is

55:34

that what you're saying, True? No. Okay.

55:37

Let's not lesson Kreskin. Who cares? Because

55:39

of what kind of guy would marry

55:41

that kind of woman? And what kind

55:44

of situation would create Julio's hatred for

55:46

his brother. I'm just, I'm going to

55:48

send her incompetent uterus a windbreakeraker. Because

55:50

I really that's the hero of the

55:53

whole story if there if there if

55:55

there if there's any light at the

55:57

end of the hulio tunnel It's her

56:00

incompetent uterus yes true absolutely because otherwise

56:02

they'd have 30 kids and and no

56:04

one would know it and by the

56:06

way uh well let's see DNA now

56:09

they'd have to be twins for the

56:11

DNA to match up they could do

56:13

DNA test but the kid would all

56:16

look like the brother obviously who comes

56:18

from the same place Julio does all

56:20

right let's just stop it and if

56:22

she does if he does ever find

56:25

out don't say two years say 18

56:27

months softens to blow just a little

56:29

bit Eric? Yeah, sorry about that. Wasting

56:32

your time, guys. Oh, that's all that's

56:34

my question. Go ahead. I have a

56:36

girlfriend and she's a little loose for

56:39

my taste and we haven't done nothing

56:41

and she says she hasn't done nothing

56:43

or she doesn't master bait and she

56:45

goes, oh, it's my gynecologist. He does

56:48

like these tests for one of them

56:50

where he has a little plastic thing

56:52

and he puts it in there and

56:55

opens it up. So it that would

56:57

happen for young girls every woman gets

56:59

that every year. Oh, what what are

57:01

you getting at Eric? No, but like

57:04

I don't know kind of guy Nicole

57:06

just makes some girl that loose like

57:08

my hands are pretty big and I

57:11

can almost fit my whole fist in

57:13

there No way shut up bogus. All

57:15

right, listen, put your fist in your

57:17

mouth, would you? But and don't do

57:20

it slowly have it get a running

57:22

start at your mouth before it goes

57:24

in all right? Yes, well Open your

57:27

mouth wide enough. You'll be fine. So

57:29

all right, listen. He's a jackass. Well,

57:31

I don't get it. So he's upset

57:33

that she's bogus That's a bogus call,

57:36

but we we do have plenty of

57:38

stupid guys who think that the woman

57:40

is cheating or not a virgin because

57:43

you're not tight enough down there for

57:45

his taste exactly Right, which is ridiculous.

57:47

Right, right. That wouldn't be Michael Jackson's

57:50

taste, right? Not that tight. No, different

57:52

type, different area. Mandy? Hello's. Mandy. 18.

57:54

Yeah. What's up? Okay. I was going

57:56

out with this guy for like a

57:59

year and we got into the rough

58:01

sex thing and we got into it's

58:03

fixation where he choked me. Yeah. Now

58:06

we broke up. Now I'm with this

58:08

new guy and I can't orgasm unless

58:10

I'm choked. Mm-hmm. And you don't want

58:12

to tell him to do it. Well,

58:15

I've talked to him about it, but

58:17

he doesn't feel comfortable doing it because

58:19

he feels that he can hurt me.

58:22

You don't believe that he can? Well,

58:24

I mean, I know that he can,

58:26

but I know my limits also. Yeah.

58:28

What are your limits? My limits? Yeah,

58:31

how do you know what your limits

58:33

are when you're unconscious? Well, I'm not

58:35

unconscious. It's just almost to that point,

58:38

and then it's... Yeah, they have a

58:40

safe word. Yeah. That's the same word.

58:42

You understand, part of the problem is

58:45

that the blood supply of the brain

58:47

gets cut off when you hold the

58:49

carotids down and you can go out

58:51

and be dead in seconds. You're a

58:54

real doctor? Just a love doctor. Right,

58:56

Mandy? Yes. That's how people die of

58:58

this. I've seen many patients die of

59:01

this. Yes. Many, many. Okay, so how

59:03

do I get out of not doing

59:05

it anymore then? Just focus on other

59:07

means of... being close and having organ.

59:10

Were you abused or something? Is that

59:12

in your past? No. Nothing, you have

59:14

no, no one hit you. You just

59:17

stumbled. I was spanked as a child,

59:19

but I mean not abused. Did they,

59:21

did they hit you with an object?

59:23

No. And did they do this often?

59:26

No, I wasn't, I wasn't a bad

59:28

kid. I went to private school and

59:30

they spent it. Oh, uh-huh. They spent

59:33

it at school? With, you know, those

59:35

paddles. Oh, really? Really? She's 18. I

59:37

mean this is, uh, it's probably eight.

59:40

It's actually like 78 or something to

59:42

say. This one to private school in

59:44

2001, you know? No, like it was

59:46

more like kindergarten through like third grade.

59:49

That's incredible. You should report that place.

59:51

Still, that was like 1996. That's against

59:53

the law. No, it's not because the

59:56

parents signed a waiver. It's against the

59:58

law, Mandy. Waiver or not, you can't

1:00:00

do that. Because I was thinking the

1:00:02

other day, you know. My dad used

1:00:05

to ask for that waiver and then

1:00:07

say no. How kids, you know, have

1:00:09

physical abuse, that's such a profound effect

1:00:12

on kids' development and how parents go,

1:00:14

well, I do that with my kids,

1:00:16

it's just a discipline, all this kind

1:00:18

of crap. Then I think to myself,

1:00:21

really, would you walk down the street

1:00:23

and we smack a kid who just

1:00:25

little at a little at a line?

1:00:28

No, only your own kids. This read,

1:00:30

it's so bizarre, it's so ridiculous. Hey,

1:00:32

um... So, Manny, yes, that's where some

1:00:35

of this need for the high arousal

1:00:37

comes from. But here, here's the thing,

1:00:39

I, I... And tell me what you

1:00:41

think of this. I feel like she's

1:00:44

18, the last guy she was with

1:00:46

was the Boston Strangler, and if she

1:00:48

keeps going down this road pretty soon,

1:00:51

she's gonna be hanging in a clown

1:00:53

outfit. She needs to, now you've come

1:00:55

to a crossroads. You're the steady guy

1:00:57

who doesn't want to choke the life

1:01:00

out of you while he's banging them,

1:01:02

but Jesus out you. How about you

1:01:04

just go down his path and not

1:01:07

get choked? it's i i i don't

1:01:09

get anything out of it you get

1:01:11

nothing right now where i don't even

1:01:13

want to have sex with them because

1:01:16

i don't get anything out of it

1:01:18

what what about oral sex i don't

1:01:20

i don't get off on oral sex

1:01:23

how about anal i've never tried that

1:01:25

now so you'll be choked yet but

1:01:27

you won't take the trip up the

1:01:29

her a lot he does Well, there

1:01:32

we go. It's a rough sex play.

1:01:34

I figure that's... Oh, real. Okay, but

1:01:36

you're allowed to be strangled. Now, come

1:01:39

on, already. That's a tall order is,

1:01:41

is a, uh, uh, 69 strangling. Never

1:01:43

do that through. I have to use

1:01:46

my feet to strangle the woman. That's

1:01:48

like a James Bond guy. Sixy nice

1:01:50

triangling. Well, no, you take it. You

1:01:52

take it. You take some news and

1:01:55

you do that. Yeah. All right. Mandy,

1:01:57

there's something screwed up about you, baby,

1:01:59

doll. Really? Very, very seriously, man. And

1:02:02

here's what we're asking. We're asking all

1:02:04

of you to do this. Instead of

1:02:06

being screwed up and saying, hey, but

1:02:08

that's my thing. How about saying, hey,

1:02:11

you're screwed up. Maybe there's an opportunity

1:02:13

to stop this. I mean, like anything,

1:02:15

like if you're doing heroin, it's not,

1:02:18

hey, that's my thing, it's no, you're

1:02:20

chunky and you should probably quit. That's

1:02:22

right. If you want to have five-year-old

1:02:24

boys, it's not, hey, that's my thing,

1:02:27

it's now you better stop. And the

1:02:29

same is true with this before you

1:02:31

expire, which could happen easily. Right. You

1:02:34

need to, any fetish for that matter

1:02:36

really is just primarily to create profound

1:02:38

levels of arousal because you've had those

1:02:41

arousal systems burned out or unwired by

1:02:43

the extreme abuse or the mis- you

1:02:45

know unfortunate experiences in childhood and also

1:02:47

to distance yourself from the other person.

1:02:50

You notice how you're seeing she's so

1:02:52

angry and demeaning into the guy because

1:02:54

God forbid he's trying to be intimate

1:02:57

with him. you. And then it's that

1:02:59

scene from a movie where it's like,

1:03:01

should I call the cops? They'll never

1:03:03

believe me. I got a couple of

1:03:06

priors. I got a barrier in a

1:03:08

shallow grave, you know. Then the cops

1:03:10

come sniffing around and they find your

1:03:13

scarf on the nightstand and they always

1:03:15

suspect. The next thing you know, they

1:03:17

end up digging. Now the guy's doing

1:03:19

hard time. And then... And then what

1:03:22

happens in court is your parents have

1:03:24

to show up because they want this

1:03:26

guy put away forever and then the

1:03:29

details start coming out. She told me

1:03:31

that unless I was finger blasting her

1:03:33

and strangling her, then the parents just

1:03:36

are tearing up and it's like she

1:03:38

begged me to do it to her,

1:03:40

she wanted me to call her a

1:03:42

slut and flogger with my penis. Your

1:03:45

mom is now broken down into tears.

1:03:47

Your dad's got a shotgun in his

1:03:49

mouth. And who's the only winner? Ed

1:03:52

Harris. He gets to play your dad

1:03:54

in the movie. Yeah, when they do

1:03:56

the movie. So if you want to

1:03:58

give Ed Harris work, then you just

1:04:01

keep it going, girl. That's right. Bill,

1:04:03

that's how it gets his work. And

1:04:05

Jeremy Piven will get work too, not

1:04:08

because of the type, not because it's

1:04:10

just he's in every other movie. So

1:04:12

there's a 50-50 shot he's going to

1:04:14

be in this production too. Bill? Yeah.

1:04:17

You're 23. You're 23? I got a

1:04:19

question for David. Here he is. Yeah,

1:04:21

you did a bit a while ago

1:04:24

about you rode around I think it

1:04:26

was with Miami Sheriff's SWAT team. Yes,

1:04:28

sir. And you and you guys were

1:04:31

shooting groundhogs. Nutria, that's what they call

1:04:33

them. Oh, Nutria. A rat. A rat

1:04:35

out of South America that have been

1:04:37

brought to the states and they're in

1:04:40

the South and they kind of get

1:04:42

into the, yeah, Louisiana. Yeah, they get

1:04:44

into the whole, you know, you know,

1:04:47

screwing stuff up. That was a great

1:04:49

bit. You guys catch any flack for

1:04:51

that? No, you know what? We did

1:04:53

that before this whole 9-11 thing. And

1:04:56

we got some stuff from PETA, I

1:04:58

guess, because we did actually shoot rats.

1:05:00

So if that's what you're saying for

1:05:03

flack, but I don't really care. I

1:05:05

mean, it's something the police do, so.

1:05:07

The Nutria. They pay them for they

1:05:09

pay them. Yeah, they pay them like

1:05:12

a bucket head or something. Well, what

1:05:14

they did originally was set poison like

1:05:16

for rats like in New York City

1:05:19

and the subways they'll throw down some

1:05:21

poison, but dogs and cats were eating

1:05:23

it and and whatever native animals. Yeah,

1:05:25

so they said this is the best

1:05:28

way to, you know, take it out

1:05:30

and it was cool that they let

1:05:32

us hang with them. The thing about

1:05:35

the nutrient by the way, which is

1:05:37

just a creepy name because it seems

1:05:39

like it sounds like a diet shake,

1:05:42

but I had the entire nutrient discussion

1:05:44

with two guys. Subatomic particle, neutrino. I

1:05:46

guess the guy, and Dave probably knows

1:05:48

more than I do, but he stopped

1:05:51

me from wrong, but I I think

1:05:53

the Tabasco guy brought Nutria in around,

1:05:55

I don't know, the early 19-somethings, he

1:05:58

was going to harvest their fur. Right.

1:06:00

And make coats or whatever out of

1:06:02

them. And then a big typhoon or

1:06:04

something blew through, hurricane blew through, knocked

1:06:07

over all the cages, and all the

1:06:09

Nutria got loose, and then just started

1:06:11

multiplying out in the wilderness. And now

1:06:14

you got this species that's, I don't

1:06:16

know where it's from, but I know

1:06:18

it's not Holland. It's always from Africa

1:06:20

or South America. Yeah, South America. Yeah,

1:06:23

South America. Yeah, South America. By the

1:06:25

way, is that all we need to

1:06:27

know about those two continents, by the

1:06:30

way? All the evil vermin come from

1:06:32

there, the bees, everything's bad that comes

1:06:34

out. It all gets over here. Yeah,

1:06:37

everything's a killer over there, by the

1:06:39

way. It's like Florida. Like everything is

1:06:41

big and mean and venomous and stuff.

1:06:43

Like, like, you got a snake that

1:06:46

comes from Africa. or South America, it'll

1:06:48

kill your family. It'll spit stuff out

1:06:50

to you that kills you. Yeah, it

1:06:53

shoots in the eye blinds yet, then

1:06:55

it raises you. Was it about South

1:06:57

of the equator that makes all that

1:06:59

happen? You know what I mean? Just

1:07:02

crazy and me. Yeah, but why not?

1:07:04

It's just the same distance. It's just

1:07:06

one South, one's North. What there was

1:07:09

a make? I don't know. I believe

1:07:11

God had a plan. They had to

1:07:13

do with the equator or he wouldn't

1:07:15

have invented the equator. And uh... It

1:07:18

makes you feel like the cougar, which

1:07:20

is a big thing, you know, like,

1:07:22

oh, the cougar's going to attack, at

1:07:25

least it doesn't crawl up your urethra

1:07:27

and, you know, get into your brain

1:07:29

and make you go insane, you know.

1:07:32

Right. Everything is just a big and

1:07:34

scary and evil. And they get over

1:07:36

here on some cargo ship or some

1:07:38

entrepreneur brings them over and then they

1:07:41

breed them and then they breed them

1:07:43

and then they breed them and then

1:07:45

they breed them and then they breed

1:07:48

them. You know. You know. You know.

1:07:50

We got a bunch of a bunch

1:07:52

of like, you know, you know, you

1:07:54

know, you know, you know, we got

1:07:57

a bunch of slacken a bunch of

1:07:59

slacken a buncha. We got a buncha.

1:08:01

We got a buncha. We got a

1:08:04

buncha. We got a buncha. You could

1:08:06

spend a worse night than going out

1:08:08

and shooting a nutrient. Yeah, it was

1:08:10

fun. Yeah, I really do feel like

1:08:13

I was doing something. Did they respond

1:08:15

to the light or how do you?

1:08:17

They have a guy what they do

1:08:20

is you get on the back of

1:08:22

a flatbed truck and they use like

1:08:24

I guess 22's and it's the SWAT

1:08:27

team so they know how to shoot,

1:08:29

you know, and they're using like a

1:08:31

low-powered, you know, I guess weapon so

1:08:33

it's not going to go every way.

1:08:36

It's not going to go ricochet and

1:08:38

they go around through the levies and

1:08:40

the dice and they do like one

1:08:43

man man's the flashlight and the other

1:08:45

guy's and the shooter so it's cool

1:08:47

seeing the whole, you know, you know,

1:08:49

take them out kind of thing. And

1:08:52

how big are they might carry leprosy.

1:08:54

Yeah. 40, 50 pounds? Yeah, they're big.

1:08:56

They're used. They swallow. Yeah, they eat.

1:08:59

I guess they're, what is it, they

1:09:01

eat everything? On the horse. On the

1:09:03

horse. So they, you know, they eat

1:09:05

everything. They're garbage, you know. 45. Yeah.

1:09:08

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does anyone know

1:09:10

what yay is? I would have just,

1:09:12

I'll describe it to them if they'd

1:09:15

like to hear. Drew is, when he

1:09:17

says yay. That's like three feet, yeah.

1:09:19

Yeah, he's hopefully, that's a little less,

1:09:21

but a medium-sized dog. Yes? Yeah, yeah,

1:09:24

okay. But I don't think we could

1:09:26

do it now because of the whole

1:09:28

terror and you know, everything is security.

1:09:31

We need the SWAT team? You need

1:09:33

the SWAT team watching the airports. It's

1:09:35

gotta be bad, yeah, because you got

1:09:38

a hostage situation in town and these

1:09:40

guys are all drinking at the... You

1:09:42

know what we need to do with

1:09:44

some of these countries is start exporting

1:09:47

some of our crappy things over there.

1:09:49

You know what I mean? Let them

1:09:51

for that. Because I swear to you

1:09:54

I think everything that's bad that's on

1:09:56

this soil was brought in from somewhere

1:09:58

and say here's the choice is Africa,

1:10:00

Mexico, South America. It's all anything it's

1:10:03

here. Here's what we had before this.

1:10:05

Butterflies. We had kittens. We had kittens.

1:10:07

They never even matured to full cats.

1:10:10

We had kittens. Humming birds and butterflies

1:10:12

and yes bald eagles that's all we

1:10:14

had and then the scorpions and the

1:10:16

roaches and the venomous snakes and the

1:10:19

nutrient they all came in from other

1:10:21

This is why we need that fence

1:10:23

I've been talking about for a long

1:10:26

time. All right. David, David, this David,

1:10:28

David, you're 17. Yeah. Yeah, I'm 17.

1:10:30

Oh man, do you have? What is

1:10:33

it? It's night of the Hesher. Yeah.

1:10:35

What's matter? You smoke a lot of

1:10:37

weed? No, a lot of people pass

1:10:39

it off there. I smoke a lot

1:10:42

of weed. But I don't smoke green.

1:10:44

All right. You had injury? No. All

1:10:46

right. Well, it's time to either start

1:10:49

smoking weed or hit yourself in the

1:10:51

head with something. Or go ahead and

1:10:53

speak up. All right. Put it together,

1:10:55

buddy. What's going on? Well, like, I've

1:10:58

been dating with Joe for six months

1:11:00

now. We're going on at 7th month.

1:11:02

And the thing is, like, I've liked

1:11:05

her for about two or three years.

1:11:07

I've known her since I was a

1:11:09

sophomore. We both kind of had the

1:11:11

thing going on with each other with

1:11:14

each other. And now we're dating now?

1:11:16

And the thing is, like, we both

1:11:18

are, like, after each other. I mean,

1:11:21

we both like each other, we both

1:11:23

love each other, we both have the

1:11:25

same. What's your question? The thing is,

1:11:28

is that, like, I mean, she is,

1:11:30

like, okay, we were having sex and

1:11:32

stuff, and also she just, like, put

1:11:34

a wall there, and she just, like,

1:11:37

she still gives me heads. And she

1:11:39

like wants to do sexual things. And

1:11:41

then she says that she doesn't. And

1:11:44

all of a sudden she does. And

1:11:46

then now she won't have sex. And

1:11:48

like every time I... Hold on a

1:11:50

second. How come the more boring you

1:11:53

are, the more backstory we get. You

1:11:55

know, the really exciting people, they don't

1:11:57

want to talk about their three tours

1:12:00

and nam. They just want to get

1:12:02

to the question. Her stopping sex. Here's

1:12:04

what it could mean. It possibly means

1:12:06

that she's seeing somebody. else. Possibly. Sometimes

1:12:09

they'll do that. Yeah, it's possible more

1:12:11

than not just mean she is ambivalent

1:12:13

about being sexually active. David? But the

1:12:16

thing is, like, she doesn't... Hey, what,

1:12:18

hold on, let me give you a

1:12:20

tip, David. Forget about your last year

1:12:23

high school. You go right to junior

1:12:25

college. Yeah. I want you to actually

1:12:27

just drop out and go to junior

1:12:29

college now. All right, well, let's forgo

1:12:32

your senior year like here's what I'm

1:12:34

saying a great athlete at the college

1:12:36

at the Collegian level go right he'll

1:12:39

go right into the pros So David

1:12:41

is that for junior college. He is

1:12:43

a phenom. Yes He needs to leave

1:12:45

high school early because he's just wasting

1:12:48

his time there go straight to junior

1:12:50

college. He's a poster child for junior

1:12:52

college experiences. That's right. He's like LeBron

1:12:55

James of stupid either that or he's

1:12:57

deaf? from Insomniac Comedy Central every single

1:12:59

night a week. Take Quick Right. We'll

1:13:01

be right back. That

1:13:20

is the best of love line and

1:13:22

it's not over yet. No, no! No!

1:13:24

Here's a guy in a show that

1:13:26

I make fun of on a occasion

1:13:28

because I don't get it. But he

1:13:31

is one of the nicest guys in

1:13:33

the world. Yes, Drew. Yes, Adam. And

1:13:35

he's lost like a hundred pounds. Looks

1:13:37

great too. He does. Oh, the black

1:13:40

guy shouldn't bother dieting. They look great

1:13:42

no matter what, right? Right. Here's a

1:13:44

thing. When you can wear whatever frames

1:13:46

you want on whatever glasses you want

1:13:48

and whatever kind of hat you want,

1:13:51

and you can just wear a duster.

1:13:53

Yes, Cedric the entertainer minus 70 pounds

1:13:55

is not necessarily a better looking guy.

1:13:57

Still Cedric the entertainer. It's like, look,

1:13:59

a white. guy starts turning pink and

1:14:02

starts getting breast and lactating. You're a

1:14:04

disaster. Disgusting. Black guy, just you change

1:14:06

your look a little, grow, go tea,

1:14:08

get a fedora, put on 150 pounds.

1:14:11

It's a little tougher. Scary. You look

1:14:13

scary, get that neck roll going in

1:14:15

the back of your head. That's good.

1:14:17

All right. Everyone from American Idol, Randy

1:14:19

Jackson. Hey

1:14:22

everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's

1:14:25

Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-A-E-1-1, Randy Jackson,

1:14:27

in studio tonight. What up, what up,

1:14:29

judge from American Idol, of course, and,

1:14:31

uh, auditions. Nice collapse, man, nice collapse.

1:14:34

What are you guys? looking for other

1:14:36

than you know it's great when you

1:14:38

have charisma and you have someone who's

1:14:41

physically attractive as well as has the

1:14:43

goods and the pipes to back it

1:14:45

up but are you are you looking

1:14:47

for a little diversity too like someone

1:14:50

sings a little rock or maybe someone

1:14:52

sings opera or something like that yeah

1:14:54

I think looking for diversity and also

1:14:57

looking for uniqueness you know what I'm

1:14:59

saying because you know what happens a

1:15:01

lot of times as kids who come

1:15:03

in and they sound just like somebody

1:15:06

else on the radio right no we're

1:15:08

not looking for the next switchfoot front

1:15:10

singer guy. No, we're not looking for

1:15:13

the girl from Evanescence. No, we're not

1:15:15

looking for... Do you, the judge just

1:15:17

talk about this? Do you plan what

1:15:19

you're looking for? No, but I mean,

1:15:22

you know, we talk about it during

1:15:24

the thing, because I mean, if you're

1:15:26

going to copy somebody, I mean, you

1:15:29

know, what good is that? Because, you

1:15:31

know, the whole thing about being on

1:15:33

the radio and having a big, you

1:15:35

know, you know, play history in radios,

1:15:38

you have identity that you have identity

1:15:40

that you have identity that you have

1:15:42

identity that you have identity that you're

1:15:44

building. definitely, you know, axial rose. Oh

1:15:47

my God, that's definitely, you know, usher

1:15:49

or somebody, you know what I mean?

1:15:51

Yeah, identity, identity. Usher can dance, by

1:15:54

the way. Ever see him dance? No,

1:15:56

he's a true entertainer. Oh my God.

1:15:58

He's got the whole thing. There's dancing

1:16:00

and then there's dancing. He dances, like,

1:16:03

he's like, wow. I would get laid

1:16:05

if I could dance like that. Yeah.

1:16:07

I could do that. But then he

1:16:10

does, when he does it, oh no,

1:16:12

no, he could not be doing that.

1:16:14

He's definitely got the goods, man, he's

1:16:16

got all the goods. I like once

1:16:19

in a while on a guy. Here's

1:16:21

what I did. I would finish everything

1:16:23

with a back handspring if I did

1:16:26

do it, because that eliminates the I

1:16:28

could do that crowd almost immediately. Yeah,

1:16:30

but you know what's cool about that

1:16:32

you show all the chicks that you're

1:16:35

very athletic. Oh, oh. Oh, no, women.

1:16:37

Women I mean one day we ought

1:16:39

to we ought to hook them up

1:16:42

to some sort of moisture meter and

1:16:44

just watch Because they watch a guy

1:16:46

they they here's all thing they watch

1:16:48

a guy work on a jet engine

1:16:51

nothing It's like an ashtray in there.

1:16:53

Yeah, they see a guy doing a

1:16:55

little hip shake all sudden. It's a

1:16:58

floodgates open. Yeah, the motors moving. Yeah,

1:17:00

they love that They love, I mean,

1:17:02

if you could really move and you

1:17:04

go out to a club and you

1:17:07

just take over the dance floor and

1:17:09

start shaking your ass, you're in every

1:17:11

night. A lot of chicks, a lot

1:17:14

of chicks, no, absolutely, because they look

1:17:16

at that as this is how this

1:17:18

guy asks. This is, this is, and

1:17:20

then, and then, and then, and then,

1:17:23

and then something even deeper than that.

1:17:25

Oh, yes, true. Speak for yourself. No,

1:17:27

I mean, you know what I'm saying,

1:17:29

it hits them on a visceral level.

1:17:32

Whereas as a guy, we want a

1:17:34

hot chick. Period. Right. Doesn't matter. Like,

1:17:36

like, look, put it this way. If

1:17:39

one chick didn't look so hot, but

1:17:41

moved, man could move on that dance

1:17:43

far, would not take her over the

1:17:45

hot chick that moved, uh, like the

1:17:48

tin man. Even if she was half

1:17:50

a notch hotter. The five that couldn't

1:17:52

dance in the six and a half

1:17:55

or the five that could dance in

1:17:57

the six and a half that couldn't

1:17:59

we take the six and a half

1:18:01

every definitely Yeah, all right. Thank you.

1:18:04

That's guys. That's guys everybody. Yeah Take

1:18:06

notes Take notes guys is that is

1:18:08

that what you call it? Sherry Sherry

1:18:11

Sherry How do you spell? Oh, wait

1:18:13

a minute. Is that how you spell

1:18:15

sharing? How do you spell your name?

1:18:17

S-H-E-R-I. How did he spell it on

1:18:20

the S-C-H-C-R-I-E-S-C-S-C-R-I-E-S-S-C-S-E-R-I-E-S-C-S-E-R-I-E-S-C-E-R-S-S-E-E-S-E-E-S-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- Yeah. You use meth every

1:18:22

day. Every day. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:18:24

What's your question? Sure. Did you see

1:18:27

that USA Today article? I think it

1:18:29

was a front page article about all

1:18:31

the brain. Oh yeah. Regular meth? Oh

1:18:33

really? It was front page. We've known

1:18:36

that for quite some time that meth

1:18:38

is one of the drugs that really

1:18:40

just destroys brain tissue. Really? Yeah. I

1:18:43

never... I mean it's talked about as

1:18:45

a horrible drug, but... I've mentioned a

1:18:47

billion times, thank you for listening at

1:18:49

them. I tune in. Yeah, I know.

1:18:52

But the region in which the damage

1:18:54

is done is sort of in the

1:18:56

limbic area, so people get two very

1:18:59

characteristic symptoms. One is they're always depressed

1:19:01

and anxious, and the other is they

1:19:03

have memory problems. Well, short-term memory problems.

1:19:05

Also, hold on a second. I

1:19:08

know you're doing pet scans and

1:19:10

looking at the brain, but the

1:19:13

average IQ of the person that

1:19:15

gets going with the meth has

1:19:17

to be 20 points lower than

1:19:19

us geniuses with the Coke and

1:19:22

the heroin. You know, and again,

1:19:24

you'll always tell me not to

1:19:26

ask these kinds of questions, but

1:19:28

I'll do. Go ahead. Is in

1:19:30

the town where I work, you

1:19:33

know where they have the biggest,

1:19:35

one of the biggest amphetamine problems.

1:19:37

In where? Caltech. Caltech well. Are

1:19:39

you serious? Yeah. But that's people

1:19:42

working late hours. They're using it

1:19:44

initially functionally. They think they understand

1:19:46

the risk because they're big scientists

1:19:48

and they go with it. Those

1:19:51

are those are Asians who would

1:19:53

kill themselves if they got to

1:19:55

be. The point is that have

1:19:57

to fall on a sword. Right.

1:19:59

People. All right. But that's that's

1:20:02

different. I'm talking about the sun

1:20:04

blasted white trash trailer park, cooking

1:20:06

it up in the in the

1:20:08

in the kids, you know. Dashing

1:20:11

it in the kid's diaper. That's

1:20:13

what I'm thinking. I'm thinking math.

1:20:15

I'm thinking albino white trash. You

1:20:17

and I, we live in Southern

1:20:20

California, so we think desert math.

1:20:22

Desert math. The desert. Party in

1:20:24

the desert. It's a sun bleached,

1:20:26

drawn sun damage. Everything looks sunblasted

1:20:28

and sort of waiting to die.

1:20:31

It's a chain smoking, leathery looking.

1:20:33

It's never it's never dark curly

1:20:35

hair strangely never mailed it no

1:20:37

no it's always that it's always

1:20:40

that chick Sherry yeah sorry baby

1:20:42

off all right so so it's

1:20:44

bad for you what's your question

1:20:46

well I haven't noticed like people

1:20:49

that know me haven't noticed a

1:20:51

change it comes with time It

1:20:53

will eventually, and I'm saying this,

1:20:55

essentially without exception, there will be

1:20:57

brain damage, and there's a slowly

1:21:00

progressive paranoia that's separate from the

1:21:02

brain damage that occurs because of

1:21:04

the chemical results of the drug,

1:21:06

where you will become increasingly preoccupied

1:21:09

with your neighbors, coworkers, friends, and

1:21:11

family, and people develop very elaborate

1:21:13

delusions about them. Okay. One more

1:21:15

question. Since I've been using, I've...

1:21:18

I've noticed a good positive result

1:21:20

in my life, believe it or

1:21:22

not. I've lost weight. No, I

1:21:24

do. Listen. Well, yeah, you lose...

1:21:26

Is there a prescription drug that

1:21:29

would give me the same thing

1:21:31

without term term? Not quite the

1:21:33

same way, yes. But at the

1:21:35

beginning, you lose a couple pounds

1:21:38

and you can work a little

1:21:40

harder. Sure, here's the deal. People

1:21:42

become addicted to drugs. That work

1:21:44

for them. Yeah, no one's happy

1:21:47

with my opiate addicts when they

1:21:49

find their way to opiates. But

1:21:51

these things work like a mother.

1:21:53

That's how long you've been using?

1:21:55

Well, I experimented one of them.

1:21:58

was younger but you know often

1:22:00

on here and there partying and

1:22:02

stuff but this has been kind

1:22:04

of serious for about a year

1:22:07

hold on do I hear any

1:22:09

kids in the background no no

1:22:11

kids good good don't have any

1:22:13

kids actually been listening to you

1:22:16

guys for a long time and

1:22:18

You've helped me a lot in

1:22:20

my relationship with another success story,

1:22:22

everybody. Strong out on speed. We're

1:22:25

sending out a wind breaker. We're

1:22:27

going to give you a plaque.

1:22:29

But Sherry, go see a psychiatrist.

1:22:31

Maybe there are things that can

1:22:33

be used. Again, you know, it's

1:22:35

speculating what your diagnosis is. It's

1:22:37

better. You know, it works. You're

1:22:39

feeling better with speed. But the

1:22:41

addiction has been activated here. And

1:22:43

the thing about addiction is there

1:22:46

will be ongoing use in the

1:22:48

face of adverse consequence once those

1:22:50

begin accumulating. All right, let me

1:22:52

say that's rough. Speed, bad drug.

1:22:54

And listen, you're talking to a

1:22:56

guy that doesn't say they're all

1:22:58

bad, but speed the worst. You

1:23:00

brought up the article in the

1:23:02

USA today, the part of the

1:23:04

USA today that I'm mesmerized by

1:23:06

the snapshots down in the corner.

1:23:09

It's like, I swear to Christ

1:23:11

a month ago, it was a

1:23:13

number of... of fireworks related injuries.

1:23:15

July, 70% as opposed December where

1:23:17

it's like, and I'm looking at

1:23:19

these things and I'm like, no

1:23:21

ass Sherlock, first off. Secondly, You

1:23:23

don't got anything for today. Put

1:23:25

a picture of a missing kid.

1:23:27

This is my whole thing. Like

1:23:30

I read, I've been reading, you

1:23:32

know, the Peanuts cartoon for the

1:23:34

last 20 years waiting to crack

1:23:36

a smile, realizing what a hack

1:23:38

Schultz was. And just look, it's

1:23:40

like box, box, box, box. Nothing.

1:23:42

And my whole thing is, is,

1:23:44

you got nothing today. Put a

1:23:46

picture of a missing kid. How

1:23:48

about that, Drew? I am so

1:23:50

sick of news talking down to

1:23:53

the public and thinking. Oh my

1:23:55

God. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's

1:23:57

crazy. But it's not worthy of

1:23:59

an in-depth discussion. How about giving

1:24:01

a little, little, little bits of

1:24:03

education? Those little things. actually teaching

1:24:05

people things if you think well.

1:24:07

Yeah, teach them something. Why can

1:24:09

you do that? I am so

1:24:11

sick of being in these rooms

1:24:13

where people are just talking. They

1:24:16

don't talk to the public. They

1:24:18

can't understand you. You're creating the

1:24:20

news for these people for God's.

1:24:22

Oh my God. Yeah. Well, but

1:24:24

true. I'm sure a lot of

1:24:26

people were surprised to hear that

1:24:28

around the 4th of July there

1:24:30

was more interest with Shire work.

1:24:32

From fireworks. Oh my God. Careful.

1:24:34

for a fragile and so stupid,

1:24:37

they can't understand anything else. No,

1:24:39

because we've all had cousins and

1:24:41

aunts and sisters and fathers and

1:24:43

mothers have all lost fingers in

1:24:45

the month of December. Exactly. Christmas

1:24:47

got, of course, you think M80s

1:24:49

or do you think the cherry

1:24:51

ball? Pick a little peach and

1:24:53

ferns. On New Year's Eve, there's

1:24:55

a shotgun. I just, it's just

1:24:57

one of those things where it's

1:25:00

like, look, and about every third

1:25:02

little snapshot box I read over

1:25:04

on USA Day, I realize, I

1:25:06

just look at it, I start

1:25:08

reading, I get by halfway into

1:25:10

it, I get to the bottom,

1:25:12

I'm like, you guys had nothing.

1:25:14

It's the same with the cartoons.

1:25:16

It's like, huh, but uh, what's

1:25:18

going on with Mama's family, a

1:25:21

tippah? Nothing. You know, you didn't

1:25:23

have anything today. You got nothing.

1:25:25

You got nothing. You don't have

1:25:27

a joke, you don't have an

1:25:29

interesting statistic. Fine, you got nothing?

1:25:31

Put a missing kid in there.

1:25:33

Yeah, who's going to complain? What

1:25:35

do you write a letter? Or

1:25:37

where's my ridiculous pie chart when

1:25:39

instead there's a kid that was

1:25:41

abducted? You know what I mean?

1:25:44

Yeah, that's a missing kid there.

1:25:46

And that's what everything. This is,

1:25:48

we should just adopt this in

1:25:50

general, which is, if you got

1:25:52

nothing, picture of a missing kid

1:25:54

right now, like right now, on

1:25:56

this radio show. It should be

1:25:58

a picture of a missing kit.

1:26:00

But close your eyes and picture

1:26:02

someone missing. Because we got nothing.

1:26:04

We got 20 minutes about the

1:26:07

same. But we got auditions from

1:26:09

American Idol. That's right. We got

1:26:11

Randy Jackson. I love it. Yeah.

1:26:13

Oh, we're going on. Yeah. Come

1:26:15

on, baby. Come on, baby. Come

1:26:17

on. Oh, Druuken. I sing. Drew

1:26:19

sings opera everybody. Yeah, he does.

1:26:21

Oh, I... Anderson? Is that, uh...

1:26:23

Uh-oh, this is Drew, action singing

1:26:25

opera on Penn Stein's show. Yes,

1:26:28

it is. Yes. Now what is

1:26:30

that, Japanese? I think it's I

1:26:32

tell you, I tell you, I

1:26:34

tell you, I like that. I'll

1:26:36

sing this. I will do it.

1:26:38

Wait a minute, wait a minute,

1:26:40

wait a minute, is this really

1:26:42

you? Yeah, this is him. For

1:26:44

real, for real. Yeah. I was

1:26:46

against I, wow. Yeah. Dude, I'm

1:26:48

impressed, dude. I'm

1:26:52

so funny about that. I'm

1:26:54

impressed. I'm impressed. You're in

1:26:56

pauperati, man. Come on. I'm

1:26:59

impressed. And you're a spindly

1:27:01

white guy and you belt

1:27:03

it out. And a doctor,

1:27:05

everybody. All right. And a

1:27:08

man of passion. I like,

1:27:10

no, that's really, I was

1:27:12

singing that and Ben Stein

1:27:15

was so, Ben Stein, our

1:27:17

relationship turned at that moment.

1:27:19

The doctor's in the house

1:27:22

for real now. All right,

1:27:24

let's take ourselves a little

1:27:26

break. Randy Jackson, we're here

1:27:28

tonight. Yeah, we'll be right

1:27:31

back after this. If you're

1:27:33

next here. Call Love Line.

1:27:35

1-800-love-191. Everybody,

1:27:48

it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's

1:27:50

Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-A-E-1-1. Yep.

1:27:52

Yep. Yeah. Mercifully? Let's go. You

1:27:55

want to talk to? Brad? Yeah.

1:27:57

All right, Brett. Hey guys, what's

1:27:59

going on? What's happening, my man?

1:28:02

I'm doing pretty good. Fantastic. I'm

1:28:04

really excited to be on with

1:28:07

you guys. We're excited to have

1:28:09

you on the show, and as

1:28:11

you know, the callers are the

1:28:14

show. Oh, well, when the ace

1:28:16

man isn't the show. Well, that's

1:28:18

true. All right, what's up, Bradshaw?

1:28:21

Hey, I just, first of all,

1:28:23

wanted to say, Dr. Drew, I've

1:28:25

been trying really hard to get

1:28:28

a hold of your book, but

1:28:30

every time I get to the

1:28:32

bookstore, it's sold out. So congratulations.

1:28:35

You're selling really well here. Well,

1:28:37

thanks. Anybody who read it and

1:28:39

liked it, please put some positive

1:28:42

reviews up on the Amazon website.

1:28:45

I've never been with my girlfriend

1:28:47

for a little bit over a

1:28:49

year. The ones that are so...

1:28:51

Stop torturing yourself. Empty and mindless

1:28:54

and acting out. I can't stand

1:28:56

that. I've never gone on the

1:28:58

computer and put my name into

1:29:00

it before. It would be tortured.

1:29:02

It is tortured. Don't do it.

1:29:04

Go ahead, Brett. Oh yeah, so

1:29:07

yeah, I've been with my girlfriend

1:29:09

for a little bit over a

1:29:11

year. and we have a really

1:29:13

wonderful relationship and we both love

1:29:15

each other entirely and uh... we've

1:29:17

come up upon this little issue

1:29:20

recently where i mean we've been

1:29:22

you doing what couples do sexually

1:29:24

but she uh... she seems to

1:29:26

be afraid to have sex and

1:29:28

uh... uh... every everything up to

1:29:30

oral we both are very comfortable

1:29:33

with and enjoy entirely but it

1:29:35

seems that she is she is

1:29:37

afraid she's voiced that she's afraid

1:29:39

and doesn't you're 18 how does

1:29:41

she she is 16 yeah I

1:29:43

know and I knew you guys

1:29:46

would have an issue with that

1:29:48

well it's not so much an

1:29:50

issue is that a 16 year

1:29:52

old really might not be ready

1:29:54

for this okay overwhelming experience. And

1:29:56

you've never had, is she a

1:29:58

virgin? Yes, we both are. Both

1:30:01

are, is you, Brett? What? Quiet

1:30:03

down. Okay. Brett's 18, but he's

1:30:05

one of the good ones. Yeah,

1:30:07

no, absolutely. And that's right. And

1:30:09

that's why I don't have an

1:30:11

issue with him seeing her and

1:30:14

it's the way he's treating her,

1:30:16

whatnot. Yeah. And it is within

1:30:18

the law in California. And you

1:30:20

guys have been together for how

1:30:22

long? For a year, over a

1:30:24

year. uh... and uh... you'd like

1:30:27

to lose your virginity yeah i

1:30:29

plan on being with her for

1:30:31

quite a while yet i would

1:30:33

still really urge you not to

1:30:35

push her oh no i i

1:30:37

don't in fact i've i've been

1:30:40

speaking with her a little bit

1:30:42

actually just with your inspiration list

1:30:44

listening to what you have to

1:30:46

say on the radio all the

1:30:48

time uh... he ran to about

1:30:50

traffic for a while that's at

1:30:53

a time uh... but but with

1:30:55

with what doctor drew uh... often

1:30:57

discusses about uh... sexual abuse histories

1:30:59

and she got some history well

1:31:01

we we started talking about that

1:31:03

just maybe a month ago and

1:31:06

uh... i mean i have my

1:31:08

own history which isn't which isn't

1:31:10

so filled with sexual abuse as

1:31:12

it is with a little bit

1:31:14

of physical and psychological but she

1:31:16

she is unsure which is interesting

1:31:19

but she she has never said

1:31:21

no or yes she's unsure as

1:31:23

to whether there's been abuse in

1:31:25

her history she says she can

1:31:27

clearly remember her childhood but yeah

1:31:29

that there are some well how

1:31:32

is her relationship with her family

1:31:34

her relationship with her mother and

1:31:36

sister is excellent and with her

1:31:38

father it's very distant but the

1:31:40

parents are together why so distant

1:31:42

with dad dad's an attorney or

1:31:45

something or no no actually her

1:31:47

dad uh... i mean he does

1:31:49

he did work full-time until two

1:31:51

months ago that he got laid

1:31:53

off but uh... no it's nothing

1:31:55

like an attorney or anything like

1:31:58

that it It's clerical work, but

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why distant from him? Why? Why

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distant? Just because... What she has

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voiced to me is that she

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saw something happen between her parents.

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Oh, that's interesting. About four years

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ago. All right, that's right. So

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they can freak out. Here's the

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point. She's a little freaked out

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of me. He's a good guy.

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Yeah, yeah. The fact that she's