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and I'm enjoying this week by Nicholas
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Travis and obviously we're going to be
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doing skin care specials. Are you ready? I'm
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ready. Let it rip. Pretend we're at dinner. I
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You ready? Do you think that cheaper branded
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skin care that I can buy in boots
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or super jug can really compete with high-end
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brands or are we fooling ourselves with affordable
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options? I think it depends on what you're
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looking for. So if you're looking for straight
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up hydration, go for the cheaper option. Yeah,
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you're fine. If you're looking for an SPF,
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it doesn't really matter. You just find one
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really depends on what you're really looking
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for and what product is. And
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also your age, like I am,
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is so much, so more less forgiving.
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And so I couldn't use a treat.
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My face would fall off. It just
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wouldn't happen. Yeah, absolutely. But you can
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use your tread on your body. Oh
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yeah, elbows, elbows, head, shoulders, knees
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and toes. Yes. Okay. Do you
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think skin type classifications like oily,
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dry, combination are outdated, or can
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I still use this as a guide
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when buying product? Oh, I think it's
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a little, honestly, I think it's a
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little bit outdated. Simply because if let's
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say you're oily, right, and I've had
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customers who come in and they're like...
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40s, late 40s, and they're 50s. And
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they're like, oh my skin is really
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oily, but I was like, babe, I think
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it's just dehydration. Or your skin
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was oily when you were 15
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and you've never gotten over it.
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Yeah, exactly. So I think it's
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outdated. I think the best thing
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to the way to shop is
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essentially what your skincare goals are
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and what actives. So go for
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the what you're trying to treat
5:14
rather than how your skin feels
5:16
on the daily. Exactly. I think I've
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completely ruined my skin barrier. I've
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been using a new higher strength retinal
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every evening and my skin has
5:24
become red, extremely irritated, and I'm starting
5:27
to break out. I have no idea
5:29
what to do to get my skin back to
5:31
normal, please help. Yeah. So if this
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happened to an allies skin, or somebody
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who wants to buy allies the skin, I
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would say simple is really great. So a
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simple cleanser, so a hydrating cleanser. I would
5:42
do the copper tri-peptite repair serum because
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that repairs and rebuild the barrier and
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reduces inflammation. Then I'll use a recovery
5:48
cream rub, a thick moisturizer. You don't
5:51
have to use all of them. You
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can just use a thick moisturizer. Seal
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it with an oil and oil is
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really, really great. It's so underrated. I
6:00
feel people don't use oils enough but
6:02
use a great oil to just reduce
6:04
trans epidemic water loss and follow up
6:06
with this zygoxide cream. Not the ones
6:08
that you can put in your face.
6:11
So like triple paste. What he means
6:13
is don't use nappy cream. Don't use
6:15
napping cream. Yeah. And also don't use
6:17
too strong a vitamin A too often.
6:19
Yeah. And you know the thing with
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vitamin A or retinoids, it's not the
6:24
concentration. It's really slow in stating it's
6:26
like a marathon, right? Like studies have
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shown that you could use a low
6:30
strength one twice a week, three times
6:32
a week, over the over a period
6:35
of time. You get the same results
6:37
as using something really strong like every
6:39
day. Yeah, that's what I keep trying
6:41
to say with like with our retinoid
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too, because it's a strong one. When
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I keep saying to people, you don't
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need to use it every day. Use
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it. every other day and every second
6:52
day you'll show you that same results
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and you'll save money because you're not
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using as much product right okay you're
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ready for tick-top trends yes okay natural
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Botox I'm already laughing fill half a
7:03
bottle with castor oil and half with
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her hober oil add 20 drops of
7:07
frank incense this can't be real I
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can't shake the bottle and apply to
7:11
your skin twice daily in just two
7:14
weeks time your wrinkles will be less
7:16
visible and your skin will be tightened
7:18
No it won't. No it won't. Also,
7:20
also, also Botox means you freeze your
7:22
muscles. You stop moving, so how is
7:24
that? You're not gonna do, there is
7:27
no natural Botox. No, there's no, you
7:29
need a needle. Yeah. And something like
7:31
a Botox. Botulism. Yeah, literally. I mean,
7:33
that's why it's called Botox. Yeah. This
7:35
is why I can't do TikTok. On
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the whole thing about natural Botox, though,
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getting past the whole... I think it's
7:42
just a judgment thing. I don't think
7:44
it is a financial thing. I think
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a lot of people, especially women, are
7:48
just like, oh no, I can't have
7:50
Botox because I only use skin care,
7:53
I don't have Botox, as if it's
7:55
like a hierarchical thing. The whole obsession
7:57
with castor oil. Where is it come
7:59
from? I think it comes... from hair
8:01
growth. So people apply on their lashes,
8:03
their brows, and I think their hairline,
8:06
because I'm sure you know that people
8:08
do like oil pulling on the hair.
8:10
Whether or not it's been shown to
8:12
work. I mean there is something that
8:14
says cast roller work if you can
8:16
use it and not have a reaction
8:19
to it. So I know some of the
8:21
people on the team, I think they try
8:23
to apply on their lashes and they see
8:26
growing. But it doesn't mean it's
8:28
a Botox. No, it's not a
8:30
Botox. So I don't. I don't know.
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And then I don't know why Frank
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consents. I mean, it's a... Save that
8:36
for your Christmas candle, babes. And
8:38
also, 20 drops of it is
8:41
a lot. Yeah. So half a bottle.
8:43
I mean, I hope it's a nice oil,
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but it's not going to like change
8:47
the structure of your skin. Nothing
8:49
in there will freeze your
8:51
face except an injected... Botulism.
8:54
Yeah, exactly. The end.
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Face taping won't do it.
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Castor oil won't do it. And
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I don't get it. Just get
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bold talks with a big deal.
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Just get bolders and I don't
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tell anybody, right? Yeah, done. Don't
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talk about it. No, done. You
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Who cares? Who cares? No one's
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judging. We don't really get
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in the wrong thing. Yeah.
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Yeah. Just do your
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own thing. I
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agree. It's
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only like
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blood on your face is good for your
12:03
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12:05
blood can help to regenerate skin cells and
12:07
have a positive impact. Ew.
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Okay, this is just up there
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with me for sperm facials. Yeah,
12:16
but it's seven sperm. No, I'm talking about man
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sperm. Who does that? Freaks, lunatics.
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It is out there. I
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highly suggest you don't Google it because
12:26
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12:28
they get it though? The sperm? I
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mean, do you see what I mean? Like
12:32
forget it, but also period blood. Something
12:35
that your body is ejecting,
12:38
whether it's poo, wee, or blood,
12:40
or snot, or earwax. Doesn't
12:42
mean you put it back on
12:44
your face. I agree. And
12:46
also, the blood also
12:48
has the lining, so it's shedding
12:50
the lining. Yeah, you're putting the
12:53
lining on your face. how? hot,
12:55
uh, Yeah, yeah, I can't. No,
12:57
okay. This
12:59
one is, okay, anti -dandruff shampoo
13:01
for acne. Using anti
13:03
-dandruff shampoo, such as Head and Shoulders to
13:05
treat fungal acne. No, but not Head and
13:07
Shoulders. It needs to be like a Nizoral,
13:09
so it's anti -fungal. It's recommended to massage the
13:11
shampoo into your face to reduce the yeast buildup twice
13:13
a week. That actually works. I got Max
13:15
to do that. So there's a shampoo called
13:17
Nizoral in the UK. I think you can
13:19
get it everywhere else. But I mean, it
13:21
would be similar to Head and Shoulders, but
13:24
it's more of an anti -fungal. So there is
13:26
a new term, which isn't a medical classified
13:28
term called fungal acne, which basically is on
13:30
especially teenagers, a lot of teenage boys, when
13:32
they have their tiny, small red, sort
13:34
of red raised dots across their forehead. And
13:36
on their back and shoulders, you can
13:38
use Nizoral for that. That's the
13:40
pinkish, is it pinkish? Yeah, I
13:42
have that in a bathroom
13:44
just in case. Reddish, reddish pinkish.
13:46
For God's sake. Okay, rice
13:48
face masks. Cook basmati rice until soft
13:51
and then blend it to create
13:53
a liquid consistency. Apply this to your
13:55
face as a mask and leave
13:57
for 10 to 15 minutes to achieve.
14:00
glass skin. For those of you who can't
14:02
see, Nicholas is rolling in his eyes to
14:04
the back of his head like he's had
14:06
a stroke. Okay, I would say it's too
14:08
much effort because you have the boy buy
14:10
the rise and boil the rise and then
14:12
just Manuka honey out of a jar is
14:14
really so much better. That's what I would
14:17
do. To do what? To get glass skin?
14:19
Okay, what exactly is glass? Well, yeah, what
14:21
would Manuka honey do to your skin if
14:23
you use it? I use it all the
14:25
skin if you. If you're breaking out, if your
14:27
skin is a little bit in flame, it helps
14:29
with acne. A lot of great things, I do
14:31
it. Of course, you just have to get used
14:34
to the feeling of honey on your skin, but
14:36
it is so much easier getting Manuka honey out
14:38
of a jar and putting it on your face.
14:40
That's a face test. Then boiling rice. I mean,
14:42
I think it must come from rice water.
14:44
Because rice water is notoriously soft.
14:47
You know, rice water is soft on the skin.
14:49
It's a soft water. You can buy rice
14:51
water for like babies when you're bathing
14:53
babies and things like that. That must
14:55
be where it comes from. But I've
14:57
never heard blending the rice and putting
14:59
that on. Eat the rice. Facial flooding. Where's
15:02
that? Okay, I can't. Oh, it's like a lot
15:04
of products. Facial flooding is the process of
15:06
applying all skincare products to damp skin. Apply
15:08
a mist or essence in between each step
15:10
to keep the skin wet. Your skin is
15:13
a sponge. Oh, no, it's fucking not. Your
15:15
skin is a sponge and when it's wet,
15:17
it absorbs the products much better. This will
15:19
build collagen tighten, tighten your skin up and
15:22
help you achieve hydrated glass skin. What's the
15:24
obsession with glass skin? Okay. Firstly, it's
15:26
so much wrong in that, you go.
15:28
Firstly, it does not rebuild college, no.
15:30
Let's let's let's add that, but yes,
15:32
you should always apply skin cure or
15:35
damp skin. Yeah, it depends though, like,
15:37
but you don't have to do damp,
15:39
then missed, and then apply and then
15:41
missed, and then missed, and then you
15:43
don't have to miss between every single
15:45
step. Get out of the shower, then
15:47
miss once, and then apply your stuff,
15:50
but you have to be careful, because
15:52
it does. I mean, I do because it's fine for
15:54
me. How did I know you were going to say
15:56
that? I do it with all retinoids. I'll miss you
15:58
then use all retinoids, for sure. But I think
16:00
it really, like, maybe assets, HHS, if you're
16:03
using a really strong acidic serum, you may
16:05
want to use that on dry skin. Yeah.
16:07
But the, it's the, your skin is a
16:09
sponge. Where does this come from? Your skin
16:11
is not a sponge. Your skin is a
16:13
brilliant barrier. If it was a sponge, we'd
16:16
never be able to have a bath or
16:18
you would drown. I just can't. It's like
16:20
people just repeat things and they think that
16:22
just makes it a fact. Face taping. Apply
16:25
tape to areas with fine lines and
16:27
wrinkles overnight to prevent movement and reduce
16:29
the appearance of wrinkles. Okay, you can
16:31
reduce the appearance of wrinkles but it's
16:33
only for a short period of time.
16:36
And also I've seen people do like
16:38
silicone patches, right? They just put it,
16:40
it's just silicons. It just blurs the
16:42
thing. So, I've got my head in
16:44
my hands, it's just very, it's kind
16:46
of quite, yeah. I mean, why do
16:49
we just go get Botox? I love
16:51
of God, because then you know it's
16:53
going to know it's going to work.
16:55
No, I know. And it's not the
16:57
hassle. Who wants to tape the freaking
16:59
face every night? I know, but then
17:02
it... And your face is going to
17:04
move. What are you going to do?
17:06
Tape it during the day, because you
17:08
move your face all day long. Exactly.
17:10
And then if you take a photo,
17:12
and then you go on a date,
17:14
and then it's like, how are you
17:17
going to hide that, right? You do
17:19
look normal. Oh, I've got my head
17:21
is taped. Great. Okay, this or that
17:23
you're ready. Yes. God. It's traumatic. I'm
17:25
sorry. I've traumatized you. Dewey or Matt
17:27
skin? Dewey. Obviously. Thank you. You said
17:30
that with the level of disgust that
17:32
I repeat it. Dewey. Dit. No, it'll
17:34
do that. No. Brow gel or brow
17:36
pencil. But I feel like you, your
17:38
brows are like. I don't do anything.
17:40
Yeah, and it's offensive because they are
17:43
perfect. Oh, oh, thank you. I don't.
17:45
I don't. I don't. I haven't. That's
17:47
really offensive, I don't like it now.
17:49
AM routine or PM routine? Oh, PM.
17:51
Space in K or Sapporo? Depends on
17:53
which country? Nice answer. Yeah. Space in
17:55
the UK, in the UK, yeah. Sapporo
17:58
in the US. Cream Plenzer or Jelplen.
18:00
Cream in the morning, gel
18:02
at night. I love this. Eye
18:04
cream or face oil? I could,
18:07
that's just trauma. Okay,
18:09
um, face oil. I do eye
18:11
cream. Really? But I can use
18:13
the face oil on the eye
18:15
cream. Yeah, and I use eye
18:17
cream all over my face. True.
18:20
But I feel like if I
18:22
don't use the face oil, I
18:24
feel like my routine is incomplete.
18:27
Fair. Okay. Big question for
18:29
the end. Yes. What's your favorite
18:32
sandwich? Oh, that's a great question.
18:34
I like the intensity of
18:36
the, oh. Yeah, like a grilled cheese with
18:38
extra crispy bacon. Oh, in the
18:41
sandwich or on the side. It can
18:43
be either. You don't care, you'll just
18:45
take it. I'll just take it. It
18:48
has to be extra crispy though. So
18:50
maybe on the side, but like grilled
18:52
cheese. What bread, what cheese? A sour
18:54
dough? Like blue cheese. Blue cheese. No,
18:56
you ruined it. You're back in the
18:58
sea with the sharks again now. I
19:00
love blue cheese. Like stinky or the better?
19:02
No. No, it's a no for me. Really?
19:05
No. When people are like, oh my God,
19:07
my favorite dessert would be a cheese plate.
19:09
And I'm like, why? Why wouldn't you have
19:11
cake? We have a cheese plate. Yeah.
19:13
Oh, can I have an ice cream
19:15
sandwich? That's even better. Yes, you can
19:17
have an ice cream sandwich. Perfection, well
19:19
done, sir. Okay, I think that's even
19:22
better. That's a much better answer. Yeah,
19:24
thank you. Thank you for answering
19:26
all listeners questions and actually my
19:28
really important question about the sandwich.
19:30
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