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It's MFD spring break spectacular
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2025. I'm Dave Holmes and
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this is the globally famous
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This is the biggest MFD
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spring break in the network's
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history and it's going to be
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wet. Wild. The first rule of
0:33
the fight club is, you do
0:35
not talk about fight club. This
0:37
MFD spring break, we're paying tribute
0:39
to the 90s, celebrating the decades'
0:41
music, movies, and pop culture, as
0:43
only that's fun can do. But
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now you know there was a man named
0:48
Jack Dawson, and that he saved me, and
0:50
every way that a person can be saved.
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Our first stop is Basel Switzerland,
0:54
where this year's your revision song
0:56
contest will take place. I hear
0:59
very faintlyantly, somebody say... Let's Eurovision.
1:01
I have the Eurovangelis hosts here
1:03
to explain it to you. Dimitri
1:05
will start with you. The short
1:07
version is... Europe's competing nations all
1:10
pick a song and an artist.
1:12
They send it to the host
1:14
city and they all can be
1:16
in an amazing showdown to find
1:18
out what's the best song in
1:21
Europe that year. Oh yeah Oscar? Anything
1:23
to add? It's the gay Super Bowl.
1:25
It is. It's just a bunch of
1:27
spectacle, a bunch of lights, a bunch
1:29
of good times. Oscar, thank you for
1:31
pointing out that it is lit. They
1:33
don't have it in the dark like
1:36
some song. Jeremy? My standard line for
1:38
describing what Eurovision is, is that it
1:40
is street fighter but with music. There
1:42
you go. Now I found out, the
1:44
three of you, we're going to host the
1:46
world's largest dance party at the dance
1:48
pavilion sponsored by Dunkaroos and Hollister. So
1:50
I was a little jealous. But then
1:52
I realized I could fly over. I
1:55
could attend this dance party and you
1:57
guys have all the pressure of organizing
1:59
it. So... We are about 10 minutes
2:01
from the start of your dance
2:03
party before you take the stage
2:05
as a three-headed DJ. Can you
2:07
give us a little preview of
2:09
a spring break appropriate Eurovision songs
2:12
that you have selected to play
2:14
and why? It's a shame people
2:16
can't see the three-headed DJ costume.
2:18
Yeah, pretty cool. I should let
2:20
our Eurovision experts take stage first.
2:22
Let's kick it off the right
2:24
way as we stand next to
2:26
the River Rhine. I think there's
2:28
no better song for your Eurovision
2:30
Spring Break playlist. Then of course,
2:32
Greece 2001 with Die for You
2:35
by Antique. We
2:47
have future Eurovision winner Eleanor Paparizu
2:49
performing with a dear friend a
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wonderful early 2000s dance pop that's
2:54
all about the devotion to your
2:56
loved one even into the point
2:59
of death. That is an excellent
3:01
leadoff clip to Metri. Who's got
3:03
next? Listen, when I think about
3:05
spring break, I think about MTV
3:08
spring break, I think people in
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scantily clad bathing suits and Cancun
3:12
sort of partying, and I kind
3:15
of want to go back to
3:17
that mid 90s kind of vibe
3:19
with a song that kind of
3:21
hit in the US, but no
3:24
one really knows that it's a
3:26
Eurovision song. I'm picking uah just
3:28
a little bit from the UK
3:30
1996, by the one the only
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Gina G. The
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feelings are right. It's great. You
3:48
can grind up on somebody in
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a consensual way. The vibes are
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correct. Love that. And it's one
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of those rare Eurovision songs that
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crossed over. Now, it only crossed
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over so far. as far as
4:01
the gay clubs of 1996 and
4:03
1997. It did get too much
4:06
further than that, but that's enough.
4:08
Counts. But as we know, as
4:10
we know, the gay clubs in
4:12
the 90s set the culture for
4:14
the rest of us. So, when
4:17
it was cool at the gays,
4:19
it was cool with everybody. Now,
4:21
speaking of cool with the gays,
4:23
you need a song that's gonna
4:25
get everybody on the dance floor
4:28
moving and like just going crazy.
4:30
And so I need to celebrate.
4:32
Perhaps the greatest drag performer in
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Eurovision history. I'm talking Ukraine's 2007
4:36
Verka Sarduchka with their song Densing
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La Shatumbai. I love you. I
4:41
want you see. La Shatubai. I
4:43
want you see. I want you
4:45
see. Amazing. If this does not
4:47
get your party going, like I
4:50
don't know what to tell you.
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The party's dead. This came in
4:54
second place, and it's also a
4:56
great anti-Russia imperialism song. So we
4:58
love that as well. In your
5:01
face, Putin. Never more topical than
5:03
right now. I would like to
5:05
slide one in, if I could.
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Dave, of course. You're, you're, you're,
5:09
you're evangelist too. Who knows spring
5:11
break right of the Dave Holmes?
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Well, that's very true. There is
5:16
a song from, I believe the
5:18
year was 1973. to your vision
5:20
winner and it really encapsulates what
5:22
the whole thing is. It was
5:25
1975. Was it 1975? Do you
5:27
know what I'm going to say?
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I'm assuming you're going to go
5:31
with ding-a-dong. You know that's right.
5:33
1975 from Netherlands. Netherlands. Netherlands. And
5:36
I know the line is a
5:38
big hit but it really sounds
5:40
like ding-a-dong listen to it. Maybe
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it's a biggin. But
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I love it. It makes no
5:57
sense. And it's so 1973 or
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2005. It's everything. I prefer maybe
6:02
it's a bigot. That's funnier to
6:04
me. Honestly, it's something we're all
6:06
saying to ourselves. When we meet
6:08
someone new, maybe it's a bigot.
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It's happening a lot these days.
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It is happening a lot these
6:15
days. Okay, I'm seeing the stage
6:18
manager trying to get your attention,
6:20
which means we are almost out
6:22
of time. So let's jump ahead
6:24
to your crescendo songs. What are
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your, what are your closing bangers
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Jeremy? Boy, okay. I am the
6:31
resident rock fan at Eurovision and
6:34
obviously pop and rock have a
6:36
symbiosis that it goes back many
6:38
many decades but never has it
6:40
been more truly expressed at Eurovision
6:43
than in 2006 with Lordy's hard
6:45
rock, hallelujah. And
7:03
just imagining hitting a high
7:05
right when Hard Rock Hallelujah
7:07
drops in, I don't know,
7:09
feels pretty good to me.
7:11
I like it. Oscar? Great
7:14
pig. Okay, this is gonna
7:16
be a controversial one because
7:18
this one just was just
7:20
released. And okay, I know
7:22
what this is. It's the
7:24
song that I keep coming
7:26
back to. If you want
7:28
people to dance, the crescendo
7:30
is happening. And you want
7:32
people to get horny and
7:34
laugh a little, giggle a
7:36
little bit. I'm going for
7:39
the Malta entry of this
7:41
year's Eurovision, 2025. I'm talking
7:43
about Mariana Kante, Kant, spelled
7:45
K-A-N-T, which is Maltese for
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saying. She's
8:01
serving, singing, she's serving, singing.
8:03
But she does, the chorus
8:06
does go like this, Dore
8:08
me, Faso, so, so, and
8:10
it is. She's serving singing.
8:12
She's serving, singing, but she's
8:15
also serving. Wow. If that
8:17
isn't a song to get
8:19
people up, that is gonna
8:21
do it for me. Okay,
8:24
go on, Malta. Absolutely. Dmitri?
8:26
Look, like you said, our
8:28
excitement is beat. Our hearts
8:31
are beating like a drum.
8:33
In fact, there's a Eurovision
8:35
song that talks about your
8:37
heart beating like a drum
8:40
when you're dancing out partying
8:42
with the one you love.
8:44
I'm talking about Turkey 2009,
8:46
Doom Tech. Ooh! Oh, I
8:49
love it. I love it.
8:51
I need this playlist in
8:53
my life right now. Good
8:56
news. We got it waited
8:58
for you on Spotify. We'll
9:00
put it in the show
9:02
notes. Love it. You only
9:05
got one. Why don't you
9:07
end this, Dave? You finish
9:09
on the playlist. I unabashedly
9:11
love, and I don't remember
9:14
the year, but I know
9:16
it was Sweden. Mans Sermalovs.
9:18
Heroes. 2015.
9:33
When I'm out running and my
9:35
energy begins to flag a little
9:37
bit, guess what? Puts the wind
9:39
back in my sales. Monse. Monse.
9:42
All right. You guys. Thank you
9:44
so much for doing this. I
9:46
got to hop back on the
9:48
Concord and head back to South
9:50
Padre Island. Thank you very much
9:52
for taking the time to chat
9:55
with me. Right before the biggest
9:57
event of your careers. Oh yeah,
9:59
we got to get into our
10:01
three-headed DJ costume. Oh yes. Yep,
10:03
you got to do it right
10:06
right now. Hal Lublin, who's hanging
10:08
out at the 90s pop culture
10:10
appreciation cabana. Pele speaks righteous, sister
10:12
Xena, says funky. Hal bazaar. Hal
10:14
bazaar. Hal bazaar. Hal bazaar. But
10:16
first, it's show versus show versus
10:19
show versus show versus show. As
10:21
go fact yourselves, Jay Keith Van
10:23
Stratton hosts an epic trivia showdown
10:25
with secretly incredibly fascinating's Alex Schmidt.
10:27
Secret Histories of nerd mysteries Brenda
10:29
Snell. Let's learn everything's Tom Lum
10:32
and from just the zoo of
10:34
us Ellen Weatherford. All right the
10:36
person who gets the most questions
10:38
correct will have gotten the most
10:40
questions correct. Here's how it's going
10:43
to work. I'm going to ask
10:45
you a question if you know
10:47
the answer. Say the first word
10:49
in your show name and the
10:51
first one to call out can
10:53
guess first. Please wait for me
10:56
to call on you and let's
10:58
practice our buzz in words. Just.
11:00
Alex. I'm going to go with
11:02
Siff, because it's fast. Siff. Brenda?
11:04
Secret. And Tom. Let's. All right,
11:06
here is your first question. Here
11:09
we go. The X-Men belonged to
11:11
a long line of fantastic characters,
11:13
which started with The Human Torch
11:15
in 1939 from Timely Publications. Timely's
11:17
named Change to Atlas Comics in
11:19
the 1950s, and it changed to
11:22
what name in 1961. Secret. Secret
11:24
I heard first. Marvel. Marvel is
11:26
correct and Secret is on the
11:28
board. Very nice job Brenda. Here
11:30
is your next question. Cheers has
11:33
one of television's most memorable theme
11:35
songs written by Gary Portnoy and
11:37
Judy Hart Angelo. Although it's known
11:39
as the theme from Cheers, what
11:41
is the actual title of the
11:43
theme song? Secret. Secret. Is it
11:46
called where everybody knows your name
11:48
or no? Well, this is the
11:50
part where you answer instead of
11:52
ask. So if you would phrase
11:54
that as an answer. No, no,
11:56
not jeopardy rules. Is it where
11:59
everybody knows your name? It is
12:01
where everybody knows your name secret,
12:03
running away with it. so far.
12:05
Two, to nothing to nothing to
12:07
nothing. Let's see if the others
12:10
could get on the board. Oh,
12:12
who here loves sports? That's what
12:14
I thought. I'm wearing a baseball
12:16
hand. You are, okay. On March
12:18
10th, 1955, the Zamboni made its
12:20
debut in what professional sports league?
12:23
Let's. Let's, I heard first. The
12:25
NHL? That is correct, Tom, and
12:27
let's learn everything, are on the
12:29
board. The National Hockey League. Fun
12:31
fact, Zamboni is a registered trademark
12:33
of the Zamboni Company, and they
12:36
are very protective of their trademark.
12:38
Here's your next one. The movie
12:40
Kill Bill volume 1 opens with
12:42
the quote, revenge is a dish
12:44
best served cold, which is credited
12:46
to a proverb of what species
12:49
of Star Trek aliens. Just, I
12:51
heard. Cling on. Klingon is correct
12:53
and I can't believe we had
12:55
that much of a delay regarding
12:57
a Star Trek question. There's a
13:00
lot of Star Trek aliens, okay?
13:02
Yeah, there are. It loops back
13:04
around. If you know too much,
13:06
then you're like, well, it could
13:08
be on the set episode. Exactly.
13:10
I was on a Mind Palace
13:13
about patholians. I was like lost
13:15
somewhere. Yeah. All right, here we
13:17
go with our next question. We've
13:19
got a game going now. As
13:21
shown in the musical, Alexander, Alexander
13:23
Hamilton was the United States first
13:26
secretary of what. So I think
13:28
that was Alex, yes. The Treasury?
13:30
That is correct. $10 founding father
13:32
for Secretary of Treasury. Treasure your
13:34
state. Treasure your state. Treasury. All
13:36
right, here's your next question. According
13:39
to one of TV's Twilight Zone's
13:41
openings, you're traveling through another dimension,
13:43
a dimension not only of sight
13:45
and sound, but of what? Secret?
13:47
Secret. I literally just listened to
13:50
this, but of mind? Fine. That
13:52
is my answer. That is your
13:54
answer. The confidence is growing and
13:56
with good reason. That is correct.
13:58
Sight and sound of mine. There's
14:00
literally like that in like what
14:03
I'm doing for this week's episode
14:05
of the podcast. I literally just
14:07
watched that opening. Was that a
14:09
coincidence or did we conspire to
14:11
help you get that answer correct.
14:13
This goes all the way to
14:16
the top. All the way. Here's
14:18
your next question. Tom Lehrer noted
14:20
for his song on the electric
14:22
company, there's a certain magic letter
14:24
that can turn a can into
14:27
a cane, turn a pan into
14:29
a pain, and make a little
14:31
hug, become huge instantly if you
14:33
just add what quiet vowel. Just.
14:35
I heard just first. E. More
14:37
specific, please. Silent E. Silent E
14:40
is the answer we're looking for.
14:42
That is the wonderful song with
14:44
wonderful animation by the wonderful Tom
14:46
Larer. What is the proper term
14:48
for the motion caps make by
14:50
rhythmically alternating their pause pushing in
14:53
and out against a pliable object?
14:55
Just. Just. Needing is correct. Yes.
14:57
Needing otherwise known as making biscuits,
14:59
which I understand it was about.
15:01
It's one of my favorite cute
15:03
things that kitties do. I like
15:06
that it's still a baking term.
15:08
I thought it was going to
15:10
be much more scientific or allergy
15:12
or something. All right, let's move
15:14
on to our next question. This
15:17
one has to do with Canada
15:19
and food. In the early part
15:21
of the 2000, Steve stole 3,000
15:23
tons of what Canadian food stuff
15:25
valued at 18. Canadian dollars. Let's...
15:27
Oh Canadian dollars, never mind. Uh,
15:30
no, maple syrup? Maple syrup is
15:32
correct, that's right. 3,000 tons of
15:34
maple syrup. Fun fact, Canada has
15:36
a cartel that controls over 70%
15:38
of the world's supply of maple
15:40
syrup. But I know a guy
15:43
if you want to take it.
15:45
He makes blue, he makes blue
15:47
maple syrup. Yeah, that's right. It's
15:49
pure, so pure. All right, here's
15:51
our next question. Anxiety over World
15:54
War II breaking out in Europe
15:56
led some handbags to be designed
15:58
with a stylish compartment to hold
16:00
what life-saving, life-saving device. Just. A
16:02
knife. A knife incorrect, but I...
16:04
That definitely is handy in New
16:07
York. Siff. Siff. Bigger knife. That's
16:09
right. They would say, now that's
16:11
a knife. Yeah. Yeah. No. Any
16:13
other guesses? Let's. A gas mask?
16:15
Gas mask, that's ridiculous and correct.
16:17
Nice. It seems the gas mask
16:20
is mightier than the knife. I
16:22
love playing rock paper gas mask.
16:24
Yes. That's right. Resprators or gas
16:26
mask were part of a line
16:28
of luxury handbags that were designed
16:30
and sold. near World War, excuse
16:33
me, around World War II and
16:35
Europe. The Chanel gas mask? Yeah,
16:37
I am. Who are you wearing?
16:39
All right. All right. Let's move
16:41
on. Here's some questions about improv
16:44
comedy. He was an acclaimed writer-director
16:46
producer and actor. She is an
16:48
acclaimed writer-director-producer and actor. And together,
16:50
they're probably the greatest improv duo
16:52
of all time, whose comedy records
16:54
made the pop music charts and
16:57
won the Grammy. Who are they?
16:59
Siff? Siff. Nichols and May. That
17:01
is correct. Yes, we also would
17:03
have accepted May and Nichols. Yes,
17:05
Nichols and May, of course, is
17:07
correct. The Grammy-winning comedy comedy, comedy
17:10
duo. Any fans are breaking bad
17:12
here? I made that reference about
17:14
the blue thing. Oh, you did!
17:16
So Tom, fake fan, fake fan,
17:18
fake fan. Well, there are some
17:21
rabid fans of Breaking Bad, some
17:23
of whom like to visit the
17:25
actual filming locations of the show
17:27
in Albuquerque and recreate some of
17:29
the show's iconic moments. This led
17:31
show creator Vince Gilligan to beg
17:34
fans to stop going to the
17:36
actual house used as Walter White's
17:38
home and throwing what large circular
17:40
food on the roof. Let's
17:43
I think you were in first
17:45
yeah I was I was gonna
17:47
buzz in the moment you said
17:49
house I knew what yeah It's
17:51
gonna be this is throwing pizzas
17:54
on the roof that is correct.
17:56
Yes exactly yes, please do not
17:58
throw pizzas on the roof. Please
18:00
bring them to my doorstep All
18:02
right another TV question. While the
18:05
TV show Roseanne gained a claim
18:07
for its depiction of a working
18:09
class family, season nine of the
18:11
show depicted the same family as
18:13
incredibly wealthy, how did the family
18:16
come upon this sudden fortune? Secret.
18:18
Um, Roseanne won the lottery. That
18:20
is correct. Yes, you won the
18:22
question and Roseanne won the lottery.
18:24
Hey, let's get a score update
18:27
as we head into the final
18:29
French of questions. We've got Alex
18:31
with two, we've got Ellen with
18:33
three, and we've got a tie
18:35
at the top, Brenda and Tom
18:38
with four, a very close game.
18:40
Anybody could win. But we probably
18:42
know it's not going to be
18:44
one of these people. All right,
18:46
here we can go with our
18:49
next question. I didn't say the
18:51
name, but you'd still be able
18:53
to. I'm okay with it. No,
18:55
that's a nice. Again, the stakes
18:57
could not be lower. Much of
19:00
the film Ed Wood involves the
19:02
making of what critics Michael and
19:04
Harry Medved would later call the
19:06
worst film ever made. What sci-fi
19:08
film featuring Chriswell, Vampira, and Bella
19:11
Legossi, do we get to see,
19:13
come to life? Siff? Siff? Is
19:15
this one Plan Nine for Matter
19:17
Space. Very nice, very nice job.
19:19
The musical Les Misahabla is based
19:22
on the novel Les Misahabla, published
19:24
in 1862. Who is the author
19:26
of that novel? Secret. Just. Secret.
19:28
It is, um... Oh my gosh,
19:30
I blanked on it. I relent.
19:33
Ellen, you were the next one
19:35
in. Hugo. Victor Hugo is correct.
19:37
In the season 3 episode of
19:39
the Brady Bunches, her sister's shadow,
19:41
Jan complains about not getting the
19:44
kind of attention one of her
19:46
siblings gets. In doing so, what
19:48
name does Jan memorably repeat three
19:50
times? SIF. SIF. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
19:52
That is correct, correct, correct. I
19:55
think it was Bloody Mary. I
19:57
looked at him three times. It
19:59
was like, when he said that
20:01
and she cheered. Oh, God, Marsha.
20:03
Oh, oh, no. I'm falling down
20:06
the stairs. She pushed me down
20:08
stairs. As long as you don't
20:10
say Beetlejuice or Candyman, I think
20:12
we're okay. All right. Ladies and
20:14
gentlemen, we are all tied up
20:17
at four, all tied up, everybody
20:19
in the lead. Oh my God!
20:21
And it is going to come
20:23
down to this one last question.
20:25
In Ontario Canada, more than 75%
20:28
of milk is sold in what
20:30
type of container? Secret bags. Bags
20:32
is correct. Congratulations Brenda! Congratulations Brenda!
20:34
You know, winner! Oh, this very
20:36
important, very exciting trivia showdown. Congratulations.
20:39
Well, hey, everybody, I want to
20:41
thank you, Tom Lum. Ellen Weather
20:43
for Brenda Snell and Alex Schmidt.
20:45
Now, where can listeners who aren't
20:47
here with us at the Long
20:50
Beach Convention Center promenade meeting room
20:52
find you? Ellen, why don't you
20:54
go ahead and tell us? Just
20:56
the zoo of us on Maximum
20:58
Fun, wherever you get podcasts. And
21:01
Alex? Yeah, it's secretly incredibly fascinating
21:03
if you search secretly in a
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podcast app. It's the red one.
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1,800-55-5-5-stop. MFD Spring Break 2025. We
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are in the Frutopia one-on-one interview
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lounge. I am Dave Holmes. With
24:42
a young man, who's down here
24:44
all the way from Auburn University?
24:46
He's a little bit of a
24:48
spring break celebrity. Please welcome. Thatcher
24:50
Sawyer! Hi Thatcher! Dave, it's great
24:53
to be here. I can't wait
24:55
to share my story with everybody.
24:57
We can't wait to be shared
24:59
in that story. Yeah, go sandpipers.
25:01
Go sandpipers. We're the number one
25:03
school in rowing, lacrosse, and shorts.
25:06
Yeah, and an excellent pair of
25:08
shorts on you right now, Thatcher.
25:10
Madras never looked so good. So
25:12
you had a bit of an
25:14
interesting experience at spring break last
25:17
year. Why don't you tell us
25:19
about it? Well, Dave, during spring
25:21
break last year, I legally died.
25:23
Thatcher. I was pronounced legally dead
25:25
and I saw heaven itself. Okay,
25:27
back me up a few steps,
25:30
Thatcher. What happened? What were the
25:32
circumstances of your spring break death?
25:34
I was a tragic victim. of
25:36
mixing. Obviously I know this now
25:38
but like I just want to
25:41
say it all the young people
25:43
out there if you're partying if
25:45
you're throwing down just watch for
25:47
mixing because I unfortunately mixed tequila.
25:49
Celsius and being on a balcony
25:51
that collapsed. Wow, that's a difficult
25:54
combination. Because of that, I was
25:56
legally dead for 14 minutes, but
25:58
was brought back to life by
26:00
heroic EMTs. They're the real heroes.
26:02
But in the time that I
26:05
was gone, I was fortunate enough
26:07
to see heaven, to see the
26:09
other side and to see what
26:11
awaits us, you know, after the
26:13
party's over. I have so many
26:15
questions about the afterlife. I'm just
26:18
gonna start. What does it smell
26:20
like? I mean, it's just got
26:22
this wonderful smoky smell, right? Like
26:24
a smoky, sulfur, charcoal. You ever
26:26
like catch your flesh on fire?
26:29
You ever like catch your hair
26:31
or flesh on fire? Like maybe
26:33
you fall in a bonfire? You
26:35
get too drunk at a bonfire?
26:37
Yeah. So it smells a little
26:39
bit like when human flesh burns?
26:42
Right. Just like, just like gorgeous
26:44
smells in heaven. Wow. Wow. Oh
26:46
God, yeah, so like a little
26:48
bit like a, like a, like
26:50
a fire pit or a Korean
26:53
barbecue, but, but human flesh. Yeah,
26:55
human flesh, exactly. It's kind of
26:57
got a, got a stench, a
26:59
kind of a reek, you know,
27:01
but like, you know, I was
27:03
into it. The music playing in
27:06
heaven, is it what you're listening
27:08
to when you die? Or is
27:10
there special heaven after like music?
27:12
You know, I assumed I would
27:14
be up there. Jamming with the
27:17
grates. I play a little guitar
27:19
Dave. Do you know that I
27:21
play a little guitar? I didn't
27:23
know that but I did assume
27:25
people love it when they're at
27:27
a party with me and I
27:30
break out the acoustic and I
27:32
throw down a little buffalo soldier
27:35
No matter what's playing on
27:37
the stereo. It's a song
27:39
of revolution Dave and it
27:41
speaks so directly to your
27:43
own personal experiences Exactly, I've
27:45
had a lot of hardship.
27:47
You know Bob Marley he
27:49
gets me anyway, what I
27:51
was assuming was that I
27:53
would be in heaven Jamming
27:56
with Hendricks Bob Marley the
27:58
one guy from Dave Matthews
28:00
Band that died. I didn't
28:02
really see many many many
28:04
musicians There was this really
28:06
cool guy though Genghis Khan?
28:08
Oh, I've heard that name.
28:10
Is he on Survivor or
28:12
Big Brother? No, I think
28:14
he was like a leader
28:16
or something. Not a history
28:18
guy, I'm more of just
28:21
like a school of life
28:23
kind of guy. Yeah. He's
28:25
great with percussion and he
28:27
had this friend there vlogued
28:29
the Impaler. Is he a
28:31
tick-tocker? He's a tick-tocker. Maybe
28:33
he might be a tick-tocker.
28:35
I have like a different...
28:37
tick-tock algorithm than most people.
28:39
I'm on cross-talk, which is
28:41
like cross-fit and talking over
28:43
each other. That's my tick-tock
28:45
algorithm. But this guy was
28:48
really cool and, you know,
28:50
we had a little drum
28:52
circle and it was like,
28:54
it's really cool and like
28:56
expressive and spiritual. It was
28:58
kind of right up your
29:00
alley the afterlife. Oh, yeah.
29:02
Something, something pulled you back.
29:04
I'm just curious what that
29:06
was. Yeah, you know, I
29:08
think I just realized that
29:10
I had a lot of
29:13
unfinished business to take care
29:15
of here on earth. Of
29:17
course, I have my great-girlfriend
29:19
Kendra. and she and I
29:21
were supposed to go to
29:23
a wedding so I didn't
29:25
want to like miss out
29:27
on that. It was her
29:29
cousin who's really cool, who's
29:31
kind of like a cousin
29:33
to me in many ways.
29:35
I have a lot of
29:37
great ideas for apps so
29:40
I think I like wanted
29:42
to make sure that like
29:44
I get some of these
29:46
apps off the ground and
29:48
of course Dave Matthews Band
29:50
is touring in our first
29:52
film business and our first
29:54
film is... a dramatization of
29:56
your story. Yeah, it was
29:58
just like really exciting. Of
30:00
course, like my uncle's an
30:02
executive at Miramax, so he
30:04
like fast-tracked it. Just a
30:07
really, really good script from
30:09
Diablo Cody. She was fun
30:11
to work with. She really
30:13
responded well to my many
30:15
notes. Yeah, I think I'm
30:17
just like really excited to
30:19
like finally. Tell the story
30:21
of a straight white. that
30:23
died and hopefully others can
30:25
be inspired by my journey.
30:27
And Thatcher, you brought a
30:29
scene? Can you set it
30:32
up for us? Yeah, this
30:34
is the pivotal scene where
30:36
the heroic EMTs bring me
30:38
back from heaven. Can you
30:40
just tell me if my
30:42
boyfriend is even alive? I'm
30:44
doing compressions. Come on, dude.
30:46
Take a broth! Think about
30:48
the memes that you might
30:50
go on to send to
30:52
your friends and family. Look
30:54
at those madras slacks! I
30:56
see his eyes fluttering. There's
30:59
life in those eyes. Yeah,
31:01
man! that it won't hurt.
31:03
Right, and give me your
31:05
blood. Still ahead, the segment
31:07
MFD's lawyers don't want us
31:09
to do. It's going to
31:11
be wild. I love watching
31:13
wrestling and talking about wrestling
31:15
and interviewing wrestlers. It's pretty
31:17
cool. You know I'm able
31:19
to do all these incredible
31:21
things? Because a friend didn't
31:24
let me mix tequila in
31:26
Celsius and step out onto
31:28
a wobbly balcony in South
31:30
Beach. Friends don't let other
31:32
friends mix on balconies. Hey
31:34
there I am Dave Holmes
31:36
and you are experiencing the
31:38
MFD 2025 spring break spectacular.
31:40
I'm at the Fruit by
31:42
the Foot Party Animal Pavilion
31:44
in South Padre Island where
31:46
hundreds of party animals have
31:48
been competing all day long
31:51
for our first annual Golden
31:53
Chalice Trophy. And you can
31:55
hear just how wild it
31:57
is wild it is. We're
32:00
down to our final contestants
32:02
and the winner today will
32:04
be going home with this
32:06
rad Golden Chalice filled with
32:08
the party animals favorite snack
32:10
So without further ado, let's
32:12
say bonjure to our remaining
32:15
handlers from dr game show
32:17
Manolo Moreno, Moreno your evangelists
32:19
Jeremy bent Let's learn everything's
32:21
Tom Lum and from just
32:23
the zoo of us Ellen
32:25
Weatherford first up Manolo Moreno
32:27
Now your buddy here is
32:29
really going to town on
32:31
those bagel bites proving the
32:33
adage that when pizza is
32:35
on a bagel You can
32:37
have pizza any time. Who's
32:39
your friend here? I brought
32:41
a party pig his name
32:43
is Pigga Chad Here he
32:45
is right now. There he
32:47
is. Now what's his name
32:49
again? Pigga Chad. He just
32:51
said he just said that
32:53
he was annoyed by the
32:55
flight because uh People kept
32:57
telling him to go under
32:59
the seat. He said yeah,
33:02
he said he wanted to
33:04
fly the plane You know
33:06
what? You could do a
33:08
lot worse these days. Yeah,
33:10
so I understand you you
33:12
actually speak pig. That's impressive
33:14
Yeah, I mostly understand it.
33:16
I don't to embarrass you
33:18
don't speak it. You do
33:20
you yeah, I interpret it
33:22
and read it You mostly
33:24
don't like, where's the bathroom,
33:26
stuff like that? Yeah, yeah,
33:28
which is weird because my
33:30
pig likes traveling. Yeah, he
33:32
likes traveling. He just came
33:34
back from France and he
33:36
learned some French, if you
33:38
want to hear what he
33:40
said, he said. And yeah,
33:42
that does mean, where is
33:44
the bathroom. He is multilingual.
33:47
So when did you realize,
33:49
Manolo, that Pigga Chad liked
33:51
to party? I heard him
33:53
down the street at his,
33:55
uh, those party houses. He
33:57
likes singing this song. And
33:59
that's when I knew. Jeremy
34:01
bent who you got with
34:03
you. And why do they
34:05
like to party? These are
34:07
bonobos, Dave. Bonobos. Our closest
34:09
non-human relative. But also animals
34:11
known to party. Wow, what
34:13
do you mean by that?
34:15
Okay, so these animals, they're
34:17
very close to humans. They're
34:19
another, they're a fellow primate.
34:21
They're one of two animals
34:23
within the chimp family, because
34:25
bonobos are type of chim.
34:27
But they are the only
34:29
animal that exhibits a similar
34:32
behavior to us humans. They,
34:34
tongue kiss, just like we
34:36
do. So these animals like
34:38
to get down. Yeah. Jeremy,
34:40
what are your bonobos named?
34:42
When I first met them,
34:44
they told me their names
34:46
are Manny and Tess. Manny
34:48
and Tess. So when did
34:50
you realize that your bonobos
34:52
like to throw down? Well,
34:54
you know, once you see,
34:56
you know, a big community
34:58
of bonobos in action, you
35:00
realize that like, oh, they
35:02
like, uh, they like to
35:04
get it on. They have
35:06
sex for pleasure. They do
35:08
it frequently. They do it
35:10
with, uh... Multiple partners, but
35:12
they also are known to
35:14
have long friendships and lengthy
35:17
relationships as well. They're just
35:19
like a good time gang
35:21
bonobos. All right. You seem
35:23
like you actually did some
35:25
work and research, Jeremy Bent.
35:27
I'm taken by surprise. Tom
35:29
Lum, who got with you?
35:31
Well, I thought one of
35:33
the most and underrated factors
35:35
of a party animal is
35:37
a chill hang. And so
35:39
I brought perhaps the most
35:41
chillest hanger in the world,
35:43
the sloth. as my party
35:45
animal. Oh, sure. Wow. People
35:47
don't often know they're nocturnal,
35:49
so they'll be up all
35:51
night. They are literally cold-blooded
35:53
and their temperature will change
35:55
up to 20 degrees Fahrenheit
35:57
within a single day because
35:59
they don't care. They'll just,
36:02
hey, you know what, I'll
36:04
rock with whatever we're rocking
36:06
with. That's so important to
36:08
the art of partying is
36:10
resilience. Tom Lum, does your
36:12
sloth have a name? Um,
36:14
also Piggetad, weirdly. One of
36:16
you has to be like,
36:18
Piggetad A, and one of
36:20
you has to be like,
36:22
Piggetad S. Yeah, like on
36:24
The Bachelor. Finally, Ellen Weatherford,
36:26
who's with you, and why
36:28
do they like to party?
36:30
Well, I've brought only two
36:32
to three hundred of my
36:34
closest friends. I've brought a
36:36
colony of Western honeybees, honeybees,
36:38
Apis Malifera. So, you know,
36:40
I feel like there's no
36:42
bigger bummer than getting to
36:44
a party in realizing that
36:47
it's like all dudes. So
36:49
I figured I would bring,
36:51
you know, a few hundred
36:53
females, because in a honeybee
36:55
colony, the only males are
36:57
a few sort of like,
36:59
they're basically just there for
37:01
reproduction occasionally, and everyone else
37:03
is all females. So I
37:05
brought some literal fly honeys.
37:07
Oh lie, honey's. Now talk
37:09
to me about their partying
37:11
strategies and likes and dislikes.
37:13
They are extremely social. They
37:15
bring snacks to the party.
37:17
When they collect pollen, they
37:19
attach pollen to their body
37:21
and then they process it
37:23
into something called bee bread.
37:25
So they are bringing snacks
37:27
to share. They also communicate
37:29
with dance moves, which I
37:32
feel like there's nothing more
37:34
party than that. So true.
37:36
We will be back later
37:38
this hour from the Fruit
37:40
by the Foot party pavilion
37:42
to see which of these
37:44
competitors will go home with
37:46
the Golden Chalice. While we
37:48
take a break, our judges,
37:50
Lori Petty, Gerardo, and the
37:52
guy who plays the guitar
37:54
player in California Dreams, the
37:56
show that is like, say,
37:58
by the bell, but it's
38:00
banned instead of high school.
38:02
They will review our contestants
38:04
and come to a decision.
38:06
Stick around for more MFD
38:08
spring break. Have you experienced
38:10
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38:12
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38:14
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38:17
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38:21
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38:23
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39:24
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39:26
rendered a verdict. I'll go
39:28
through one by one. Peacachad.
39:30
Pigachad. Pigachad. The sloth. Your
39:32
resilience made my insights bounce
39:34
for joy, but your internal
39:36
cooling left me cold. I'm
39:38
sorry, my dear, but you
39:40
are eliminated. Manny and Tess,
39:42
the bonobos, your level of
39:44
affection, made me warm inside.
39:47
But overall, I found your
39:49
appearance to be pants. That
39:51
means we are down to
39:53
two competitors. Piggy Chad the
39:55
pig. And a big swarm
39:57
of honeybees. Congratulations Manolo. You
39:59
win the Fruit Gusher's Golden
40:01
Chalice. What would pig a
40:03
Chad like to fill it
40:05
with? Boy, this guy likes
40:07
to party. Ellen, you were
40:09
so close and yet, so
40:11
far, do you think you'll
40:13
try again next year? Yeah,
40:15
for sure, the colony's always
40:17
here. It keeps, the colony
40:19
never goes away. This colony
40:21
will never collapse, baby. Stick
40:23
around for more. MFD spring
40:25
break. Welcome
40:32
back to MFD Spring Break. We're
40:34
channeling the 90s and I've asked
40:36
a few of this network's greatest
40:39
movie minds to compile a list
40:41
of the decade's most iconic films.
40:43
We are in the Orville Redenbocker
40:45
extreme amounts of movie theater, butter,
40:48
microwave popcorn, screening room for maximum
40:50
film. It's Drey Clark and Alonzo
40:52
Giraldi. Welcome. Hello. Who do you?
40:54
How's your spring break? This is
40:57
my first real spring break. So
40:59
it's a it's a rum spring
41:01
of energy for me. I'm very
41:03
excited to be here She's already
41:05
had her hair braided And you
41:08
are actually holding a bottle of
41:10
Malibu rum in your hands. Yeah,
41:12
it's a sponsored rum springa It's
41:14
a spice rum springa. It's a
41:17
spice rum springa. Mm-mm-hmm-hmm. Welcome to
41:19
the both of you and welcome
41:21
also from the flop house Dan
41:23
McCoy. Hello, hello welcome Dan Hello,
41:26
Alonzo and Dan are compiling a
41:28
list of their their picks of
41:30
the 90 Well, I mean, 1999
41:32
obviously is quite rightly pointed at
41:34
as a movie as a year
41:37
that really like changed film a
41:39
lot and through a lot of,
41:41
you know, kind of wrenches in
41:43
the system of big studio filmmaking
41:46
and you had a lot of
41:48
Indio tours making these big breakthroughs
41:50
and going wild. So I'm gonna
41:52
make the case that even though
41:55
it was not... a success in
41:57
theaters of fight club. really kind
41:59
of set a new tone of
42:01
like dude speak and you know
42:04
a certain kind of male ego
42:06
expressing itself in the culture and
42:08
feeling victimized by the culture that
42:10
I think has continued to reverberate
42:12
through the social media era. The
42:15
first rule of by club is
42:17
you do not talk about by
42:19
club. That poster on the wall
42:21
of some of the worst... guys
42:24
I ever hooked up with. Exactly.
42:26
You see that bar of soap
42:28
you turn around and leave. Oh
42:30
yeah, now you gotta go. Dreya?
42:33
I would say 1995 is clueless.
42:35
Clulis gave us a whole new
42:37
vernacular, it gave us fashion, quotes
42:39
for days, it really allowed us
42:41
to finally all want that aspirational
42:44
crush on a stepbrother that really
42:46
cinema had been begging for. So
42:48
wrong, but so right. Right? Like
42:50
we were really all rooting for
42:53
her to get with her stepbrother
42:55
and why not? Because it's Paul
42:57
Rutt. What's with you. What do
42:59
you mean? So quiet. Like it
43:02
launched a thousand ships of stars.
43:04
Everybody knows one line now of
43:06
the song rolling with ponies. Like
43:08
what is not to love about
43:10
clueless? Find me someone who hasn't
43:13
dreamt of getting a yellow plaid
43:15
little suit set and I'll find
43:17
you a liar. Damn right. I
43:19
love Clueless, but I do remember
43:22
even at the time like being
43:24
like, is no one else noticing
43:26
this about their, I mean, I
43:28
know that they're not blood relations,
43:31
but no one seems to have
43:33
a problem with it at all.
43:35
He's playing someone who was raised,
43:37
the Austin character was raised in
43:40
like the neighboring estate, so it's
43:42
someone she'd known her whole life,
43:44
was not related to her by
43:46
marriage or otherwise. Okay, Dan McCoy,
43:48
how about you? I think this
43:51
is less groundbreaking than more just
43:53
like... trend setting in that it
43:55
collaged a much of stuff that
43:57
we hadn't really seen put together
44:00
before. in that pulp fiction from
44:02
94 like brought this sort of
44:04
humor and glibness to a pulp
44:07
crime story in a way that
44:09
you know it's not utterly new
44:11
but was but felt very
44:13
trend setting like you
44:15
couldn't for like the
44:17
next decade you couldn't
44:19
uh... go to
44:21
a video store
44:24
without seeing a
44:27
dozen knockoffs of
44:29
people who are
44:32
like oh i
44:35
get it you
44:37
just make the
44:40
the crimes funny
44:43
And that's all they got from
44:45
it. They didn't get any of
44:47
the other skill. The punchline is
44:50
a gunshot. Yeah. Saw it, the
44:52
night it came out in New
44:54
York City at the Angelica Theater,
44:56
the subway roared underneath us and
44:58
rumbled our seats during the shot
45:01
of adrenaline scene. For free? And
45:03
everyone, like literally everybody was like,
45:05
the original D-box. It was bad
45:07
news. But I loved it, of
45:10
course. Okay, to recap so far,
45:12
we have. Clulace, Fight Club,
45:14
and finally, Pope Fiction. Stay tuned
45:16
for the complete list. Stick around
45:19
for more show. Do you ever
45:21
wonder how British people celebrate spring
45:24
break? I do, so I'll catch
45:26
up with Ellen McCloud, John Luke
45:28
Roberts, Ella Hubbard, and Caroline Rope.
45:31
All right, so listen, we do
45:33
think of you often in the
45:35
UK as a bit more reserved.
45:37
Who are some of the most
45:40
notorious UK? Party figures who
45:42
are the party people? Timmy
45:44
mallet he had a hammer and
45:46
he'd hit you on the on
45:48
the head and he had he
45:50
had a hit with the song
45:52
teeny weeny itsy bitsy yellow poker
45:54
dot bikini. That's our party. That's
45:56
our party. That's our party. That's
45:58
our party guy. Okay. Okay. The
46:00
similar, who did the song?
46:02
Agadou. Agadou. Agadou. That's a,
46:05
that's a classic. I think
46:07
a lot of our party
46:09
is just, unfortunately, just bad
46:11
people now. You know, I
46:13
think like, Russell Brand was
46:16
a big one. Sure. But
46:18
I think of him as
46:20
American now. He's been there
46:22
for long enough. So true.
46:24
He's your problem. Yeah. Yeah,
46:27
that's a real good point.
46:29
Uh-huh. love island? Or like,
46:31
do I mean, like, they
46:33
come out of the island
46:35
and then they do the,
46:37
like, the, they come out
46:40
and they do the, like,
46:42
uni, freshest circuit, where they
46:44
do, like, club appearances at
46:46
dodgy nightclubs, where they, like,
46:48
party with 18-year-olds, which, you
46:51
know. No, no, no, no,
46:53
no, the chuckle brothers. No,
46:55
I can't. The law
46:57
is too deep, they're just a kid,
46:59
they're a duo for a kid's TV
47:01
kind of presenters, a show, and they
47:03
had a bit where they would hold
47:05
something and they'd pass it back and
47:07
forward to each other and go, to
47:10
you, to me, and that was the
47:12
height of children's British humour. Well, the
47:14
Red's got the most wrappers off, so
47:16
that means the Red's won the game,
47:18
and they go first in the main
47:20
game of, to me, to you! But
47:28
also they come from the sort
47:30
of blackpool working men's club comedy
47:32
tradition So they're very much and
47:34
also they have two brothers who
47:36
are also less successful, a less
47:38
successful double-out. There's two Chuckle Brothers
47:40
who aren't in the Chuckle Brothers,
47:42
there are other brothers, but also
47:44
one of the Chuckle Brothers is
47:47
now dead, which is sad. Which
47:49
set of the Chuckle Brothers died?
47:51
No, the main Chuckle Brothers, the
47:53
other ones didn't get the Chuckle
47:55
Name. I don't know which name
47:57
they took. But the main Chuckle
47:59
Brother that died basically got like
48:01
a state funeral. Like I honestly
48:03
haven't... see that kind of turnout
48:05
for anyone but like the Queen
48:07
like Q was extraordinary it was
48:10
nice but these characters these people
48:12
would often end up at like
48:14
freshers events or club nights for
48:16
students and they would have like
48:18
a DJ set or something like
48:20
that or just like a meeting
48:22
group in a club yeah Howard
48:24
from the Halifax yeah the guy
48:26
Hodor from Game of Thrones did
48:28
the the fresher circuit yeah and
48:30
he came to my and we
48:33
saw him like tearing it up.
48:35
I saw Dick and Dom. No,
48:37
that's a good one. That's a
48:39
good one. That's a good booking.
48:41
That's doing that. This is another
48:43
children's duo presenter team. Apparently we
48:45
love them DJing. We love them
48:47
DJing. Tracy Bika, Danny Haram as
48:49
well. She did. Dick and Dom
48:51
were famous for going into public
48:53
places and yelling like bogeys really
48:56
loudly. Are we selling the UK
48:58
to you, the UK like club
49:00
scene? I feel like just before
49:02
we entirely move off the subject,
49:04
we do need to give a
49:06
special shout out to sun sex
49:08
and suspicious parents. I think it's
49:10
really... Oh my goodness, yes. That
49:12
we acknowledge the existence of that
49:14
show. So sun sex and suspicious
49:16
parents is a... reality entertainment show
49:19
that follows a different like group
49:21
of 18 year old school leavers
49:23
every episode and they're going to
49:25
one of these like terrible like
49:27
Santee Magaloove type holidays and they're
49:29
like off to go while for
49:31
the first time and what they
49:33
don't know is that their parents
49:35
are so they think they're being
49:37
filmed for like some documentary and
49:39
obviously I don't know they're two.
49:42
drunk or stupid to question. The
49:44
wisdom of all of their antics
49:46
being captured, but anyway, but what
49:48
they don't know is that their
49:50
parents actually on the holiday, just
49:52
in a different room the whole
49:54
time, watching the shenanigans they get
49:56
up to, and then they come
49:58
out at the end, and it's
50:00
always some mother who thinks her
50:03
like, precious baby golden boy. is
50:05
an angel and then he, you
50:07
know, sleeps with 16 girls and
50:09
says fairly derogatory things about them
50:11
and she cries and is like,
50:13
I raised you better than this.
50:15
It's great television. It's great. Really
50:17
classic. Oh, yes. My YouTube two
50:19
watchers is growing, growing and growing.
50:21
You're going to have a great
50:23
time. I'm having, I'm having something
50:26
about this context is giving me
50:28
a really dissociative experience when I'm,
50:30
I know all these cultural things.
50:32
This is my British culture, but
50:34
as I'm hearing them through, and
50:36
I'm looking at you Dave, I'm
50:38
feeling like, so alienated. I can't
50:40
believe that this is, that this
50:42
is all true, though. Black Lace
50:44
did Agadou. There's no reason for
50:46
me to know that. And yet
50:49
all of this stuff is a
50:51
level deeper than anything. Even Black
50:53
Lace have forgotten. I have certainly,
50:55
I also like, I have so
50:57
many questions about what that song
50:59
means or is what push pineapple
51:01
indicates. And I just, it's for
51:03
next year's Max Fun Drive for
51:05
sure. But for now, let's check
51:07
back in with how. We're having
51:09
a great time here at the
51:12
90s pop culture, appreciation, Gabana. I'm
51:14
here with Austin Taylor. We've already
51:16
seen a couple come up and
51:18
reenact one of Ross and Rachel's
51:20
breakups. And another guy who wandered
51:22
in from the street was already
51:24
reciting most of 1992's Dark Man,
51:26
the Sam Ramey film. Austin, tell
51:28
us about the fun you're having
51:30
and some of the stuff you've
51:32
seen today. No, it's been great.
51:35
It's been wild. Someone came in
51:37
and they did an entire recreation
51:39
of the Ninja Turtles apartment fight
51:41
scene. They had four Dutrasas turtles,
51:43
like 15 guys as ninjas. It
51:45
was nothing. They did set the
51:47
building on fire, but we put
51:49
it out. It's fine now. It's
51:51
good. We're good now. Yeah, only
51:53
three people went to the hospital.
51:55
We call that a good time
51:58
here in the Cabana. I like.
52:00
Big butts and I cannot lie
52:02
You, other brothers can't deny that
52:04
when a girl walks in with
52:06
an itty-bitty waist and a round
52:08
thing in your face, you get
52:10
sprung. Let's go now to Jake
52:12
Heath and Stratton at the Hard
52:14
Rock Cafe in Hollywood. Which Max
52:16
Fun host will prevail in our
52:18
music quiz spectacular? You're Evangelist Jeremy
52:21
Bent? Sleeping with Celebrities and Depress
52:23
Mode host John Mo or Primers
52:25
Christian Dwayne. All right, we're going
52:27
to begin. I'm going to ask
52:29
a question and if you know
52:31
the answer, see the first word
52:33
in your show name. John, you'll
52:35
choose one of your two shows.
52:37
And the first one to get
52:39
the answer correct, gets the answer
52:41
correct. So let's start by practicing,
52:44
let's get your buzz in words
52:46
Christian. Go ahead. Primer. And Jeremy?
52:48
I guess I'll say Euroo. And
52:50
John? Depress. Depress. Those are your
52:52
buzzer sounds. Here we begin with
52:54
the first question. Between 1990 and
52:56
1999, over 30 hip hop album
52:58
reached number one on the Billboard
53:00
200 chart. The first one to
53:02
do so in the span was
53:04
the album Please Hammer don't hurt
53:07
him, which featured what number one
53:09
hit song? Depress. Depress? Uh, can't
53:11
touch this. You can't touch this.
53:13
You did add the letter you,
53:15
which does make it correct. Yes,
53:17
that is a point for John
53:19
Mo. Very good. We're on our
53:21
second question. The movie Midnight Run
53:23
has a rich and driving blues-based
53:25
score composed by a Grammy and
53:27
Emmy winner known for his frequent
53:30
musical collaborations with Tim Burton and
53:32
has worked with the band Oingo
53:34
Boingo. Who is it? Ooh. I
53:36
think I hear Bureau first. Euro
53:38
Jeremy, go ahead. That is Danny
53:40
Elfman. Jeremy is on the board
53:42
with a point. Speaking of music
53:44
in movies. The movie Dirty Dancing
53:46
didn't just do well at the
53:48
box office. It also won an
53:50
Academy Award for what song? Euro.
53:53
Depression. I've had the time of
53:55
my life. I know you have,
53:57
but what is the answer to
53:59
this question? It is both
54:01
felt this way before. Nor have I,
54:03
John, never felt this way. All right,
54:05
there's a point for us. It's the
54:07
truth. Yes, we could keep going and
54:09
yet we shall not. Oh, we owe
54:11
it all to you. Oh, thank you.
54:14
Hey, baby. Hey, don't put me in
54:16
a corner in your zoom window. I
54:18
want to be right in the center.
54:20
Here is your next question. Just because
54:22
you start out playing loud rock and
54:24
roll in a garage doesn't mean you
54:26
can't have a long career with other
54:28
styles of music. Take the lead singer
54:30
of the band Them who had a
54:32
hit with the garage rock classic Gloria,
54:34
but later had even bigger hits. Who
54:36
was this singer and songwriter of Gloria?
54:39
Depression right away. John Morrison. Van Morrison
54:41
is correct. Van Morrison of course with
54:43
the hits Domino, Tupolo Honey, and Brown
54:45
Night Girl, among others. A popular song
54:47
on the Who album Who's Next is
54:49
Behind Blue Eyes, which could have been
54:51
about any three of the blue-eyed members
54:53
of the band, but probably not about
54:55
which member who had brown eyes and
54:57
played drums. Uruh. I heard Uro first.
54:59
Keith Moon. Keith Moon is correct, and
55:02
we're back on track. We did an
55:04
entire segment on that album, on Go
55:06
Fact Yourself. All right, let's ask about
55:08
Prince. from Minnesota, so John, no pressure.
55:10
The first print song to reach Billboard's
55:12
Hot 100 was 1978 soft and wet.
55:14
The next one to make the charts
55:16
hit number 11 in 1979. The lyrics
55:18
of the song begin, I ain't got
55:20
no money, I ain't like those other
55:22
guys you hang around. What is the
55:24
name of this hit song? Euro. I
55:27
want to be your lover. Thank you
55:29
so much, Jeremy, but yes, that is
55:31
the correct answer as well. Trapped again.
55:33
Trapped again. I did not do those
55:35
on purpose, but it is kind of
55:37
fun to have fun to have fun
55:39
to have. All right, here is another
55:41
Prince song. After this, we'll get a
55:43
score recap as we head into the
55:45
next section of questions. Prince wrote some
55:47
amazing lyrics on the album Purple Rain,
55:50
but not all of them have been
55:52
heard correctly. In a 2009 interview, Prince
55:54
said that he had seen some strange
55:56
rewrites of his lyrics, including the opening
55:58
line of When Dove's Cry. as dig
56:00
if you will a picture of me
56:02
Marvin Gay and the kids. What is
56:04
the correct opening line of this song?
56:06
Depress right away. Dig if you will
56:08
a picture me and you engaged in
56:10
a kiss. That is not exactly correct.
56:12
Christian or Jeremy. Do you want to
56:15
see if you can get it exactly
56:17
right? I'm guessing by
56:19
the silence you do not know
56:21
I think we have a look
56:23
at the half a point to
56:25
John it's dig if you will
56:27
a picture of you and I
56:29
engaged I was like I think
56:32
he got it but good grammar
56:34
prince yeah so that was all
56:36
very important of course by I
56:38
he meant the picture of an
56:40
I and by you he meant
56:42
the letter you meant the letter
56:44
you yes kiss the rock band
56:46
kiss of course Let's see what
56:48
the scores are as we head
56:50
into this next round. We don't
56:53
need to look at the scores.
56:55
The scores currently are Christian with
56:57
the bronze medal of zero correct
56:59
answers. Jeremy with three and John
57:01
just ahead with three and a
57:03
half. So it still is anyone's
57:05
game technically. All right, let's move
57:07
on to our next question. This
57:09
one is about hip-hop. Only one
57:12
hip-hop artist had three albums reached
57:14
number one on the Billboard 200
57:16
charts in the 1990s. Tupac Shakur,
57:18
aka Tupac, aka Makavelli. What were
57:20
any one of those three chart-topping
57:22
albums? Primer? Primer. All lies on
57:24
me? That is correct, and Kristen
57:26
from Primer is on the board.
57:28
On the board. The others are
57:30
Me Against the World and the
57:33
Don Caluminati, the seven-day theory. All
57:35
right, here's another one. James Brown
57:37
was known as the King of
57:39
Soul, but so was Otis Redding,
57:41
who wrote what song that was
57:43
reinterpreted and made a billboard hit
57:45
for the undisputed Queen of Soul,
57:47
Aretha Franklin. Depress. Depress. Trying to
57:49
add to the lead. Respect. Thank
57:51
you again, but no, yes, respect
57:54
is the answer and respect for
57:56
your knowledge of soul music. Oh,
57:58
it couldn't be a show on
58:00
Max Fun without mentioning Weird Al.
58:02
Jackson's songs all with Michael's blessing,
58:04
but there was one song that
58:06
Al wanted to record that Michael
58:08
did not want him to. What
58:10
was the song that Michael thought
58:12
was too important to be parody?
58:15
Euro. Black and white. Not quite
58:17
correct. Does anyone want to jump
58:19
in and steal? Black or white?
58:21
That is correct. Let's give a
58:23
half a point to each one.
58:25
I think Jimmy says you have
58:27
for that. Yes, sorry. Yes, wrong
58:29
conjunction. All right, let's go back
58:31
to hip-hop. There was a big
58:34
rivalry between East Coast and West
58:36
Coast hip-hop artists in the 1990s,
58:38
and it was on display on
58:40
live TV one night in New
58:42
York in 1995, when performers dissed
58:44
other artists, producers, and even the
58:46
audience at what award ceremony ceremony
58:48
does escalation take place? John Mo.
58:50
B-E-T awards. That is incorrect, Christian
58:52
or Jeremy. Primer. Primer. Is it
58:55
the source awards? It is the
58:57
source awards, and I steal for
58:59
Primer. The scores can only be
59:01
different than they were before. Very
59:03
curious to see the recap as
59:05
we had into the final few.
59:07
Oh, the scores really have changed.
59:09
We've got Christian now with two
59:11
and a half, Jeremy with three
59:13
and John with four and a
59:16
half. Very, very close, and the
59:18
stakes are so high. I forgot
59:20
to mention what they are. The
59:22
Beatles Longest Studio song is on
59:24
their longest album, named either the
59:26
song or the album. Primer? Primer?
59:28
The White Album, self-titled. The White
59:30
Album, self-titled is correct. That is
59:32
the longest album Christian, moving now
59:35
into a tie for second place.
59:37
Revolution number nine, the longest studio
59:39
song by length. Finish this lyric
59:41
from Hamilton about the Federalist Papers.
59:43
John Jay got sick after writing
59:45
five James Madison wrote 29 Hamilton
59:47
wrote euro euro the other 51
59:49
I'm sorry can you say it
59:51
though as it said in the
59:53
show the other 51! Thank you
59:56
so much. We're gonna give you
59:58
a bonus half point for that
1:00:00
journey. All right, here's her next
1:00:02
question. Billy Joel's first Billboard number
1:00:04
one hit was a single from
1:00:06
the Billboard number one album Glass
1:00:08
Houses in which he inquires about
1:00:10
what's wrong with the clothes he's
1:00:12
wearing. What is the name of
1:00:14
this song? Depression. Depression. I look
1:00:17
into a lot of Billy Joel
1:00:19
when I was depressed too. Yeah,
1:00:21
no, I'm just narrating my mood
1:00:23
at having to listen to Billy
1:00:25
Joel music. Still rock and roll
1:00:27
to meet? Not exactly. Do you
1:00:29
want to give another chance? It's
1:00:31
still rock and roll. That is
1:00:33
correct. Yes, we must have our
1:00:35
contraction. We are contractually obligated for
1:00:38
that contraction. Very nice. In the
1:00:40
2020s, she received a Kennedy Center
1:00:42
honors. In the 2010s, she went
1:00:44
an Emmy for producing. In the
1:00:46
2000s, she was nominated for an
1:00:48
Oscar for acting. And in the
1:00:50
1990s, she won a Grammy for
1:00:52
wrapping. Who is this New Jersey-born
1:00:54
sensation? It is not Cher, no,
1:00:57
not the Rapping Grammy that we
1:00:59
were looking for. Depress? Depress! Queen
1:01:01
Latifah? Yes, that is correct. She
1:01:03
won her Grammy for Rapping on
1:01:05
UNITY, and that spells unity. All
1:01:07
right, here is another question regarding
1:01:09
California and music. The Aquabats got
1:01:11
their start in California, just like
1:01:13
other well-known SCA bands like Save
1:01:15
Ferris, Real Big Fish, The Hipos,
1:01:18
The Hippos, and No Dou. In
1:01:20
what county did all these bands
1:01:22
come from? Primer. Orange County, baby.
1:01:24
Orange County, that is correct, baby!
1:01:26
They might be giants, were nominated
1:01:28
for a Tony Award for a
1:01:30
song they wrote for a Broadway
1:01:32
musical about what absorbent animated character.
1:01:34
Euro. Euro, I heard first. I
1:01:36
believe that's Spongebob SquarePants. That is
1:01:39
correct. Oh, we're getting down to
1:01:41
just our last few questions. Let's
1:01:43
see if we can get a
1:01:45
score update again. Oh, here we
1:01:47
go. Oh my gosh. I think
1:01:49
we're just down to our last
1:01:51
two or three questions. And the
1:01:53
scores, well, they could be closer.
1:01:55
I was going to say they
1:01:58
could not be closer, but they
1:02:00
are pretty close. We've got Chris.
1:02:02
with a very respectable four and
1:02:04
a half Jeremy with an even
1:02:06
more respectable six and John ahead
1:02:08
just with half a point at
1:02:10
six and a half who will
1:02:12
win the shrimp will find out
1:02:14
after these two questions the band
1:02:16
Chicago earned a Grammy nomination for
1:02:19
contributing one song to what famine
1:02:21
relief album depress euro got in
1:02:23
first USA for Africa more specifically
1:02:25
we are the world That is
1:02:27
correct. And you're adding to your
1:02:29
lead John Mo now. That's shrimp.
1:02:31
I haven't eaten 48 hours, fans.
1:02:33
I agree. Okay, this will be
1:02:35
your final question. This will determine
1:02:37
maybe who gets second place. All
1:02:40
right, here's your final question of
1:02:42
the game. And you know what?
1:02:44
This will be worth three points,
1:02:46
which will decide the game. For
1:02:48
three points. What jazz fusion legend
1:02:50
is a noted Scientologist contributing to
1:02:52
space jazz the soundtrack of the
1:02:54
book battlefield earth? John for the
1:02:56
win! Chick Korea! Chick Korea is
1:02:58
correct! Congratulations! John Mo! You win
1:03:01
the shrimp! Oh, I'm gonna share
1:03:03
with everybody. Wow! I should point
1:03:05
out I don't need shrimp, and
1:03:07
I might not even want shrimp
1:03:09
that's been sent to me from
1:03:11
Minnesota, but we appreciate the effort.
1:03:13
So much. All right, well that
1:03:15
does it for us here at
1:03:17
the Hard Rock Cafe at the
1:03:20
iconic sunset strip. And while you're
1:03:22
partying, hey everybody, remember, we're sunscreen
1:03:24
and please stay hydrated and stay
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safe. I don't know what's coming
1:03:28
up after this, but I know
1:03:30
you won't want to miss it
1:03:32
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Maximum fun.org/Join and support all of
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these wonderful shows in The Max
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Fun Drive. I'm Jakey Fans Stratton.
1:03:41
See you later! MFD
1:03:50
spring gray 2025 I am here
1:03:52
in Daytona Beach on the Bud
1:03:54
Ice blood donation stage with Justin
1:03:56
and Clint McElroy. Pick that back
1:03:58
up, man, it's leaking everywhere. Oh,
1:04:01
oh God, yeah, yeah, if we
1:04:03
could do it. Dave, you're watching
1:04:05
your stepping, pal. Oh, wow. That'll
1:04:07
come right out with a little
1:04:09
vinegar. Hey, Dave, thanks for coming
1:04:12
by. Thank you so much for
1:04:14
having me, Justin. Clint McElroy, how
1:04:16
are you doing? I'm much better
1:04:18
now, thank you very much. I'm
1:04:20
back in my old hometown, Daytona
1:04:22
Beach. There is, must feel good
1:04:25
to be home. It is. It's
1:04:27
good to be home because all
1:04:29
my stuff's here. Yeah, you know,
1:04:31
and I really want to thank
1:04:33
both of you guys for bringing
1:04:35
some civic and social responsibility to
1:04:38
spring break and urging people to
1:04:40
donate blood here on the beach.
1:04:42
Now, what what made you decide
1:04:44
to take this step this year?
1:04:46
Well, I have been reading up
1:04:49
a lot on the effects of
1:04:51
young blood on older adults, and
1:04:53
that is so important to the
1:04:55
Max Fund Drive network that I
1:04:57
want to keep him going just
1:04:59
as long as possible. So we
1:05:02
have been asking all of our
1:05:04
Max Fund family today to come
1:05:06
in here, do their part, and
1:05:08
donate a pine if they're young,
1:05:10
virile blood for me to pump
1:05:12
into my dad, Clint McElroy. Yeah,
1:05:15
just a big old transfusion. And
1:05:17
I've come up with a bunch
1:05:19
of slogans too. Oh, let's hear
1:05:21
it. Don't be a negative person.
1:05:23
Oh. Be positive that it won't
1:05:26
hurt. Right. And give me your
1:05:28
blood. It says at the bottom
1:05:30
of all of them and give
1:05:32
me your blood. Right. Blood, it's
1:05:34
not just for breakfast anymore. I'm
1:05:36
workshop in that one. Uh, we're
1:05:39
still coming along. So yeah, we
1:05:41
appreciate everybody, Dave. It's been a
1:05:43
great success so far. Clearly look
1:05:45
fantastic your skin is absolutely growing.
1:05:47
How many pints of young blood
1:05:49
have you had today? I've had
1:05:52
seven Six of them voluntarily Wow,
1:05:54
yeah, that's which is great for
1:05:56
data a huge record. We have
1:05:58
just been so appreciative of everybody
1:06:00
donating to the Max Fund driving
1:06:03
there saying, I wish I could
1:06:05
do more. And the truth is,
1:06:07
you could tell a friend. You
1:06:09
know, you could do a little
1:06:11
bit of a boost to your
1:06:13
donation. You could do any of
1:06:16
that stuff. Or you could come
1:06:18
in here and give my dad
1:06:20
a pint of your blood. You
1:06:22
know? Some of your blood. Now,
1:06:24
I'm going to tell you, it
1:06:26
is a windy day here on
1:06:29
the beach. We are getting a
1:06:31
good amount of air sand. Sure.
1:06:33
Have you had any hygiene issues?
1:06:35
I smell the hygiene thing coming.
1:06:37
Thank you, you never, you never,
1:06:40
you never fail to disappoint. Dad,
1:06:42
go ahead. Just the usual. You
1:06:44
know, you get the gritty in
1:06:46
the eyes and that keeps you
1:06:48
from doing the gritty. Yeah. But
1:06:50
it doesn't bother you if you
1:06:53
have grit. And that's what my
1:06:55
dad has. You could, right, he
1:06:57
could take a little dirt. You
1:06:59
know what? He's not picky about
1:07:01
types either, Dave. You know, Dave.
1:07:03
any type, you know, whatever you
1:07:06
got that is ready and willing.
1:07:08
You got O, got A, B,
1:07:10
I've got an adapter for all
1:07:12
of them. So bring it on.
1:07:14
I will tell you this, the
1:07:17
sand is really kind of messing
1:07:19
with my obligatory Dracula costume that
1:07:21
I always wear at blood drives.
1:07:23
Yeah. And some people get the
1:07:25
gag. Most don't. That's okay. As
1:07:27
long as the blood keeps flowing,
1:07:30
doesn't matter. I feel the need,
1:07:32
the need for bleed. That's me.
1:07:34
Now, when I heard that there
1:07:36
was going to be a blood
1:07:38
donation area here at spring break,
1:07:40
I will tell you. Yeah. My
1:07:43
brain went to a more traditional,
1:07:45
a more familiar blood drive kind
1:07:47
of a situation where some of
1:07:49
the blood might go to people
1:07:51
who have been, let's say, in
1:07:54
accidents. Right. and need one. If
1:07:56
you find yourself with any extra
1:07:58
pints at the end of the
1:08:00
day, is it possible that some
1:08:02
of these might make their way
1:08:04
to accident victims? people in surgery.
1:08:07
Oh Dave, oh Dave, this is
1:08:09
such a sensitive topic. Sweet-hearted Dave.
1:08:11
Yeah, I mean, just to start
1:08:13
out, Dave, for starters, it's never
1:08:15
too early to start cycling out
1:08:17
blood. I am in my mid
1:08:20
40s, but a lot of these
1:08:22
folks have 10, 20 years my
1:08:24
June, you know, so I would
1:08:26
love to just top off a
1:08:28
little bit on the on the
1:08:31
vitality, even though I'm obviously much
1:08:33
more healthy than my dad. I
1:08:35
will be sort of taking on
1:08:37
myself. So, do you think it's
1:08:39
bad optics to not, you know,
1:08:41
share? I mean, because I don't
1:08:44
know, I mean, I'm 70. Well,
1:08:46
we have, we have been as
1:08:48
a prize to all donors, we've
1:08:50
been giving them to address to
1:08:52
other blood drives that are benefiting
1:08:54
the public. So that has been
1:08:57
not, I've been offering that. They
1:08:59
do have to wait some period
1:09:01
of time for the blood to,
1:09:03
we're not scientists here in the
1:09:05
tent. But the blood does need
1:09:08
to make some more of it.
1:09:10
Yeah, I'm glad you pointed out
1:09:12
you are not scientists here at
1:09:14
this blood donation. Ted. Clint, I
1:09:16
gotta say, your shirt is off,
1:09:18
your abs are tight, your tits
1:09:21
are right, you are looking like
1:09:23
a man of 22. How do
1:09:25
you feel? Well, like a man
1:09:27
of 69. Yeah. This is all
1:09:29
the filter I got on the
1:09:31
camera. If I were to switch
1:09:34
over, I would look like Gary
1:09:36
Oldman at the end of the
1:09:38
Dracula movie. It's a lot of
1:09:40
Dracula-themed content, dad. I'm worried the
1:09:42
blood is starting to go to
1:09:45
your brain. Yeah, that's the good
1:09:47
time. Yeah, when it goes, your
1:09:49
brain. Yahoo! I wish you the
1:09:51
taste fits. And it's never enough.
1:09:53
But thank you for the compliments,
1:09:55
Dave. I think I look pretty
1:09:58
sharp. Yeah. Good, I look. Now
1:10:00
one benefit to donating blood, especially
1:10:03
spring break, is that you get
1:10:05
buzzed a little bit quicker. Have
1:10:07
you used that in any of
1:10:09
your marketing material? Yeah, absolutely, David's
1:10:11
a killer competitive advantage for us.
1:10:14
Less blood means more fun, that's
1:10:16
what we say here, and we
1:10:18
actually have been filling most of
1:10:20
our blood. recreating Twinkies. It's important
1:10:22
to eat sugar after you donate
1:10:25
blood. I've seen that on TV.
1:10:27
So that is something we're doing
1:10:29
here. But we are putting alcoholic
1:10:31
cream into the Twinkies. I'm sorry,
1:10:34
you put a mention it. We
1:10:36
have a wide variety. Dave wanted
1:10:38
to ask a clarifying question about
1:10:40
the alcoholic cookies. You're putting, what
1:10:42
kind of cream in the Twinkies?
1:10:45
So it's a vodka cream, Dave.
1:10:47
But it's only for. Folks who
1:10:49
are interested in participating, obviously, you
1:10:51
can get rum filled twinkies or
1:10:53
you know, whatever sort of look
1:10:56
where you want. Of legal age.
1:10:58
Of legal age. Which here in
1:11:00
Daytona Beach is 14. 14. Yes,
1:11:02
we did bump it up last
1:11:05
year. Thanks folks. That was the
1:11:07
right move. It was the it
1:11:09
was a hard fight. But 14
1:11:11
is the right called Daytona Beach.
1:11:13
Good job. But the other snacks
1:11:16
we have are also aimed towards
1:11:18
buffing you up, building you up.
1:11:20
Right. We've got screaming, you know,
1:11:22
the zonkers. Yeah, protein, a lot
1:11:24
of protein. Space food sticks. We've
1:11:27
got pugel. Dad got that dehydrated
1:11:29
astronaut ice cream. That's been a
1:11:31
big hit today. We're moving a
1:11:33
lot of units of that. People
1:11:35
are starving after they feel flood
1:11:38
and they were willing to pay
1:11:40
any price for these snacks. So
1:11:42
we've been doing huge business there
1:11:44
too. Oh, so the snacks are
1:11:47
not free. They need to be.
1:11:49
you know you assume the snacks
1:11:51
are free much the same way
1:11:53
you assume the blood's going to
1:11:55
charity you really highlighted our killer
1:11:58
competitive advantage here people are going
1:12:00
to assume we're doing a lot
1:12:02
of great stuff that we are
1:12:04
not anywhere in the ball your
1:12:06
finger is on the pulse of
1:12:09
america and ironically yes yeah yeah
1:12:11
just Find the blood. Yeah. So
1:12:13
what do you have on your
1:12:15
agenda once we wrap things up
1:12:18
here? I think one donation tent,
1:12:20
what other spring break activities. I'm
1:12:22
changing my name because nothing here
1:12:24
that I've done today is going
1:12:26
to be favorable in the eyes
1:12:29
of John Q. Law. So I'm
1:12:31
going to go on the lamb.
1:12:33
I'm going to get out of
1:12:35
here. Go, go start a fresh
1:12:37
life for myself. I'm going to
1:12:40
clean all the grit out of
1:12:42
places where there should not be
1:12:44
grit. or sand. And then if
1:12:46
there's any time, I might, I
1:12:48
don't know, smurf, uh, smurf, I'm
1:12:51
gonna smurf a little bit on
1:12:53
my smurf board. Uh, actually, it's
1:12:55
still a family show, I... With
1:12:57
all this, with all this, with
1:13:00
all this, with all this young
1:13:02
blood, maybe I'll try skimboarding, you
1:13:04
know, where you toss it, and
1:13:06
then you jump on it and
1:13:08
fall. There's a young people active
1:13:11
activity, yeah. What if what if
1:13:13
it was just a slip and
1:13:15
suddenly? Suddenly was like, wait a
1:13:17
minute, it's like the end of
1:13:19
the usual suspects, it all comes
1:13:22
together. I would love to believe
1:13:24
that. Smith was Clint McElroy this
1:13:26
whole time. I would love to
1:13:28
believe that. I would love to
1:13:31
believe that. Smith was Clint McElroy
1:13:33
this whole time. I would love
1:13:35
to believe that. I would love
1:13:37
to believe that. Clint McElroy this.
1:13:39
That's there. And if you're in
1:13:42
Daytona Beach, get yourself here to
1:13:44
the Bud Ice blood donation while
1:13:46
the tent has blown away. So
1:13:48
we're kind of just more standing
1:13:50
on a beach at this stage.
1:13:53
But come on down. Clint needs
1:13:55
your blood. Justin merely wants it.
1:13:57
And we'll be back with more
1:13:59
MFD spring break 2025. Dreya Alonzo
1:14:02
and Dan are compiling a list
1:14:04
of their picks for the most
1:14:06
iconic or culturally impactful movies of
1:14:08
the 90s so far we have
1:14:10
clueless fight club and finally Pope
1:14:13
fiction all right next on the
1:14:15
list I would be remiss based
1:14:17
on my personal brand to not
1:14:19
bring up the new queer cinema
1:14:21
and all this if I had
1:14:24
to pick one though I think
1:14:26
I'm gonna go with 1994's go
1:14:28
fish because that is a movie
1:14:30
that I think represents the sort
1:14:32
of underground zero budget aesthetic of
1:14:35
the initial wave of new queer
1:14:37
cinema movies, but also segues us
1:14:39
into that period where indie distributors
1:14:41
realize, oh, if these movies are
1:14:44
funny and they have a love
1:14:46
story, we could actually maybe sell
1:14:48
tickets to some straight people. We
1:14:50
have totally different taste in women.
1:14:52
Are you saying I don't have
1:14:55
discriminating taste in women? I was
1:14:57
a dike when you were still
1:14:59
in diapers kiddo. So to me
1:15:01
it kind of feels like this
1:15:03
tipping point between like your sort
1:15:06
of Gregoraki you know Todd Haynes
1:15:08
directing Poison aesthetic and then you're
1:15:10
you're later you know like trick
1:15:12
and all over the guy and
1:15:15
Jeffrey and those movies that were
1:15:17
very much kind of pitched at
1:15:19
a somewhat wider audience than just
1:15:21
angry queer urbanites. And it still
1:15:23
holds up, you know, 30 plus
1:15:26
years later. It's still super charming
1:15:28
and a lot of fun and
1:15:30
one of my one of my
1:15:32
favorite queer films. So yeah, go
1:15:34
fish. What else? Right the start
1:15:37
of the 90s, 91, Science of
1:15:39
the Lambs, you know, draws on...
1:15:41
a lot of stuff that came
1:15:43
before but I think really created
1:15:46
the serial killer movie as it
1:15:48
exists now sort of and unfortunately
1:15:50
on the other like created the
1:15:52
idea of like the brilliant serial
1:15:54
killer. How is young Josh and
1:15:57
the lovely Molly? They're always in
1:15:59
my thoughts you know you will
1:16:01
not persuade me with appeals to
1:16:03
my intellectual vanity rather than the
1:16:05
serial killer who's just a loser
1:16:08
in a basement. who lost his
1:16:10
empathy somewhere along the way. So
1:16:12
many movies owe so much of
1:16:14
their DNA to it. And finally,
1:16:16
Dreya? All right, I'm gonna say
1:16:19
1998's Rushmore. It's Wes Anderson's second
1:16:21
film, but for a lot of
1:16:23
people, this was the breakthrough. They
1:16:25
maybe didn't make it to Bottle
1:16:28
Rocket, Rushmore. color. It introduced you
1:16:30
to what's become a very iconic
1:16:32
and consistent color palette framing device
1:16:34
like his visual storytelling his cinematic
1:16:36
language is established in Rushmore and
1:16:39
that also includes very vibrant yet
1:16:41
dead pan characters like Max Fisher
1:16:43
which is Jason Swartzman memorable nerdy
1:16:45
complicated heartbreaking all sorts of wonderful
1:16:47
things. Murray this continued through many
1:16:50
films. Obviously Owen Wilson popping up
1:16:52
again. It's also quotable, but like
1:16:54
my favorite quote from that one
1:16:56
would be when he sees Luke
1:16:59
Wilson in his scrubs. I like
1:17:01
your nurse's uniform guy. These are
1:17:03
O.R. scrubs. O. Are they? Which
1:17:05
is something I say to people
1:17:07
all the time and no one
1:17:10
understands. I'm quoting something. That's a
1:17:12
big line in this house. Oh,
1:17:14
are they? Yeah, yeah. And there
1:17:16
you have it. I for one,
1:17:18
I'm looking forward to re-watching all
1:17:21
of these films in the Orville
1:17:23
Red and Bocker extreme amounts of
1:17:25
movie theater butter microwave popcorn screening
1:17:27
room. Nope. Y'all, I have just
1:17:30
gotten word that Secret Histories of
1:17:32
nerd mysteries Austin Taylor has just
1:17:34
dropped by the 90s pop culture
1:17:36
appreciation Cabana. Let's take a look.
1:17:38
Because maybe, you're gonna be the
1:17:41
one that saves me. And after
1:17:43
all, you're my wonderwall. What
1:17:55
a way to kick off
1:17:57
MFD spring break 2025. We
1:17:59
have so many exciting things.
1:18:01
in store this next couple
1:18:03
of weeks and you can
1:18:05
stay on top of it
1:18:07
all at maximum fun.org. And
1:18:09
again, for all of you
1:18:12
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1:18:14
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And big thanks to all
1:18:22
the hosts who took part
1:18:24
in the MFD spring break
1:18:26
2025 spectacular. Jeremy Bent, Oscar
1:18:29
Montoya, Dimitri Pompey, Tom Lum,
1:18:31
Ellen Weatherford, Alex Schmidt, Brenda
1:18:33
Smitt, Brenda. Dreya Clark, Alonso
1:18:35
Duraldi, Dan McCoy, Jordan Morris,
1:18:37
Manolo Moreno, Ella Hubber, Caroline
1:18:39
Roper, Ella McCloud, John Luke
1:18:41
Roberts, Justin McElroy, Clint McElhylon,
1:18:43
Sierra Rico, Hal Loveland, Daniel
1:18:46
Radford, John Moe, Christian Duenas,
1:18:48
Christian Dugay. We'll see you
1:18:50
all at the beach. Hey
1:18:55
Dave, if you're planning on coming back
1:18:57
this way, I beg that you not,
1:18:59
all this young blood has driven my
1:19:02
dad insane and he's super strong. He
1:19:04
is uprooting to- Ah! Dad, put it
1:19:06
down! Put it down! To the extreme!
1:19:08
Wow, dudes! Dad, that is Jesse Thorn.
1:19:11
He is a hero here. Put him
1:19:13
down! All right. I just love his
1:19:15
ass, God!
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