Greetings, delicious humans!Welcome to our Season Finale, and thank you for your kind attention. In this episode, Winifred has a heart-to-heart conversation with The Good.Well, neither of them has what might be conventionally termed a “heart,”

S1E12: Things To Do In Denver When You're Undead Pt. 1

24 days ago 9m 29s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. It’s a genuinely evil corporation. But that doesn’t mean they don’t care when employees go missing. Even if said employees are implacable digg

S1 E11: DOA at DIA

Mar 20th, 2025 10m 41s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. It’s a genuinely evil corporation. And you wouldn’t believe the sort of things that end up in the Lost & Found.In this episode, social media,

S1E10: Bite Club

Mar 6th, 2025 8m 57s

Greetings, delicious humans!Please enjoy a brief interlude from XTTY: Independent Internet Radio, News, and Music for Fort Collins, Loveland, and Longmont.Then pull up your boots. Things are getting bitey around the Global Synergy Amalgamated v

S1E9: Lunch & Lurk

Feb 20th, 2025 8m 10s

Good morning, Evildoers. Time for another productive day at Global Synergy Amalgamated! This is Winifred from HR with your daily announcements, and who’s thirsty?During an audit of the deep storage units in Sector 12, we discovered the remains

S1E8: You Say It's Your Birthday

Feb 6th, 2025 9m 16s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. And our karaoke parties involve a lot more extradimensional portals than is standard.In this episode, do NOT make Winifred come looking for yo

S1E7: Inhuman Resources

Jan 23rd, 2025 9m 14s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither is our professional development.No, seriously. There are SO MANY nefarious pharmaceuticals.In this episode, reminders of the tuition a

S1E6: You Can't Spell Horror Without HR

Jan 9th, 2025 10m 32s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither is our annual training and enrollment.No, seriously. We use a LOT more mind control.In this episode, discover how serious we are about

BONUS: S1 Soundscape

Jan 2nd, 2025 7m 45s

Evildoers, please prepare your earholes for a gentle sonic landscape. Spend an evening with Winifred and her beloved "dog" Coelacanth. Includes a (very) lo-fi background track, rain and wind against the window, tea, the occasional distant screa

S1E5: It Puts Promotion On Its Skin

Dec 26th, 2024 8m 34s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our annual promotions.No, seriously. We have a much higher body count.In this episode, discover how to get ahead at Global Synergy

S1E4: En Cryptid

Dec 12th, 2024 7m 2s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our employee requirements.No, seriously. We have folks who speak Mole Person.In this episode, prep for a potluck and bring your pe

S1E3: Animosity is the Best Policy

Nov 27th, 2024 7m 34s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our policies and procedures.No, seriously. We have to account for lycanthropy.In this episode, learn about exciting new positions

S1E2: Tik Tok, Time for Long Pig

Nov 14th, 2024 7m 54s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. So we don’t have ordinary workshops.No, seriously. You have to perfect your evil monologues somehow.In this episode, discover more about the k

S1 E1: We All Scream for Eyes

Oct 31st, 2024 6m 58s

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. We're a genuinely evil soulless corporation.No, seriously. We have a volcano lair and everything.Please enjoy this initial episode of your new

Greetings, Delicious Humans

Oct 28th, 2024 1m 20s

Welcome, delicious humans, to Good Morning Evildoers — your new favorite podcast. We here at Global Synergy Amalgamated sincerely hope you enjoy this introductory broadcast. This season will feature human entertainment. For people. Please join

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