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The crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach episode has an ominous title.

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=== CREDITS ===

Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).     

Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. 

Other Music and SFX used on a Zapsplat Gold License or a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. 

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