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Chapter 107, The Truth, Part 4. The
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spiraling leaves of the gigantic Diefenbachia
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felt like forest loam beneath
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Harry's shoes, not as unyielding
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as concrete, but supporting his
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weight.
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Harry kept a wary eye on the tendrils,
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but they remained passive. When
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Harry reached the bottom of the leafy spiral
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staircase, the tendrils suddenly
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whipped out and grasped Harry's arms and
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legs.
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After a brief struggle, Harry
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allowed himself to go limp. Interesting,
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said Professor Quirrell as he floated
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down from above, not touching
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any of the plant's leaves or tendrils.
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I notice that you seem
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to have no trouble losing
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to a plant.
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Harry looked more closely at
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the defense professor, seeing
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him now without the lens of panic.
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Professor Quirrell was upright
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and moving, flying without
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apparent difficulty. The sense
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of doom about him was strong.
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But his eyes were
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still sunken in the skull, his
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arms thin and wasted.
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The sickness had not been
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bluff, and the obvious
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hypothesis was that the defense professor
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had recently eaten another unicorn
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to temporarily regain
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some strength.
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And the defense professor
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was also speaking like the
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mask of Professor Quirrell,
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not like Lord Voldemort,
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which might not be a bad thing
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from Harry's perspective. Harry
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didn't know why, unless
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it was that the defense professor still
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needed him for something. But it certainly
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wasn't.
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It certainly seemed to be in Harry's
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own interests to play
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along. "'You
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specifically let me walk
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into this trap, Professor,' Harry
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answered, just the way he would have
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spoken to Professor Quirrell. Roll's
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masks remind
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him of how it was between
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us.
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On my own, I'd have used my
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broomstick." Perhaps.
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How would an ordinary fast
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year solve this challenge? If
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they had their one, that is. The
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plant was now reaching tendrils out
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toward Professor Quirrell, but
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Professor Quirrell was hovering just
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out of their reach.
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Harry had now remembered Professor
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Sprout talking about a devil's
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snare plant, which the herbology
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textbook had said liked cool, dark
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places, like caves, though
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how that could be true of a leafy
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plant was anyone's guess.
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"'I'd guess. I'd say this
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is a devil's snare plant, and
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it might retreat from light or heat.
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So maybe a first year
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could use Lumos? Today,
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I'd use inflammation, but
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I didn't learn that spell until May.'
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A twirl of the defence professor's wand
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and a pattern of sprays of liquid shot
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out from it, striking the plant
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near the bases of its tendrils, hitting
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with a quiet splat, and
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then a quiet hissing.
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All the tendrils touching Harry frantically
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shot back and began to beat at the growing
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wounds appearing on the plant's skin, as
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if trying to remove the pain stimulus.
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Something about the plant gave the impression that
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it was screaming soundlessly.
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Professor Quirrell finished drifting
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downward.
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Wow, it is afraid of light,
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heat, acid, and me.
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Harry stepped off the final leaves onto
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the floor, after a careful glance
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at his robes, and then the floor, make
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sure that none of the acid had splashed
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anywhere.
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Harry had begun to suspect that Professor
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Quirrell was trying to make some sort
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of point, but Harry
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did not know what that point
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might be.
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I thought we were on a mission,
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Professor. I can't stop
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you, but is it smart
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to spend this much time on messing
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with me?
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Oh, we have
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time, said Professor
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Quirrell, sounding amused. There
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would be a great uproar if we were
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discovered here, guarded
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by an inferious. You
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did not act like you had heard
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of such an uproar at your Quidditch
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match, before you arrived
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in this time and spoke to Snape,
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as you did.
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A slight chill came over
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Harry as he comprehended this.
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Anything he did to beat Professor
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Quirrell would have to not
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disrupt the school,
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or at least the Quidditch game, because
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it hadn't disrupted
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the Quidditch game.
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Even if enough forces could be called in
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to subdue Lord Voldemort, it
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might not be easy to do it without
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Professor McGonagall or Professor
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Flitwick, or anyone
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else at the Quidditch game
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noticing. Fighting
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a smart enemy was hard,
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and even so. Even
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so, it seemed to Harry
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that if he stood in Professor Quirrell's
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shoes, he would not be having
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leisurely conversations and playing
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mind games. Professor
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Quirrell was gaining something
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by taking his time here. But
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what? Was there some other
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process that had to run to completion? By
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the by, have you betrayed me yet?
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Said Professor Quirrell. Have
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not betrayed you yet? Harry
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hissed. The defence
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professor gestured pointedly with the
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gun he was now holding in his left
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hand, and Harry walked
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ahead to the great wooden door at the
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end of the room and opened it.
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The next chamber was smaller
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in diameter with a high ceiling. The
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light shining out of the arched alcoves
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was white instead of blue. Around
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them whizzed hundreds of winged
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keys beating frantically through
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the air. After watching
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for a few seconds it became clear that
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only a single key was the golden
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colour of a snitch, though
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it was moving slower than a snitch in
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a real Quidditch game. On
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the other end of the room was a door containing
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a large prominent keyhole.
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Against the left wall leaned a broomstick,
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the school's workhorse cleansweep
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seven. Professor,
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Harry said, staring up at the clouds
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and flocks of whizzing keys. You
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said you would answer my questions.
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What exactly is all this
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about?
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If you think you've secured a door
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so that it won't open without a key,
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you keep the key in
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a safe place and only give
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a copy to authorised entrants.
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You don't give the key wings
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and then leave a broomstick
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propped against the wall. So
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what the heck are we doing in here and what's
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going on? It's an
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obvious guess that the magic mirror
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is the only real factor guarding
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the stone,
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but why the rest of this, and
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why encourage first years to come
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here?" "'I
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am truly not sure,'
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said the defence professor. He
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had entered the room and taken up station
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well to Harry's rights, maintaining
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the distance between them.
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But I shall answer,
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as I said I would.
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Dumbledore's way is to
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do a dozen things which seem
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mad, and then only
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eight of them,
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or perhaps nine, conceal
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an inner meaning.
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My guess is that Dumbledore
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intends to make it seem like I am invited
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to send a student as my proxy,
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precisely so that Lord
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Voldemort, as Dumbledore
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conceives of him, is
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less tempted to think
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himself clever by doing so.
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Imagine Dumbledore first considering
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the issue of how to ward
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the stone.
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Imagine Dumbledore
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considering whether to set true
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dangers to guard the mirror.
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Imagine him imagining
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some young student blundering
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through those dangers at my
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behest.
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I think that
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is what Dumbledore is trying
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to avoid, by making it
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seem as though that strategy
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is invited, and
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so not cunning. Nonetheless,
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of course, I
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have misunderstood what Dumbledore
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thinks Lord Voldemort
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will think."
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Professor Quirrell grinned, and
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it looked just as natural on him
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as any grin his shown Harry before.
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Plotting does not come naturally
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to Dumbledore, but he
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tries because he must.
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To that task, Dumbledore
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brings intelligence, dedication,
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the ability to learn from his mistakes,
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and an utter lack of
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native talent.
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He is marvelously hard
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to predict for that reason
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alone. Harry
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turned away, looking at the door on
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the opposite side of the room. It wasn't
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a game to him, Professor. My
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guess is that the intended solution
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for first years is to ignore the
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broomstick and use Wingardium
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Leviosa to grab the key, since
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this isn't a Quidditch game and
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there are no rules for bidding that. So,
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what absurdly overpowered
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spell are you going to unleash on this
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one then?
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There was a brief silence, but for
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the whizzing of keys. Harry
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took several steps away from Professor
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Quirrell. I probably
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shouldn't have said that, should I? Oh
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no, Professor Quirrell
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said. I think that
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it is a quite reasonable thing to
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say to the most powerful dark
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wizard in the world when he is
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standing not a dozen bases
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from you.
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Professor Quirrell put his wand back into
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the sleeve of his other hand, the
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hand that sometimes held the
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gun.
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Then, the defence professor reached
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into his mouth and took out what appeared
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to be a tooth. He
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tossed the false tooth high in
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the air and, when it came down,
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it had transformed into a wand
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that sparked a strange sense
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of recognition in Harry's mind, as
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though some part of him recognised
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the
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that wand as being part
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of him. 13 and
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a half inches, you, with
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a core of Phoenix Feather.
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Harry had memorized the information
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when the wand maker, Olly
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Something, had given it, because
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it had seemed like it might be plot
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relevant.
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The event and the thinking
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that had underlain it both felt
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a lifetime distant.
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The defense professor raised that
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wand and traced in the air
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a flaming rune that was all
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jagged edges and malevolence.
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Harry took another instinctive
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step back.
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Then Professor Quirrell spoke.
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OZReth, OZReth, OZReth!
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The flaming rune began pouring out
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fire that was... twisted,
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as though the jagged edges of the rune
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had become the nature of the fire
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itself. The fire
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was blazing crimson, shaded
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further red than blood, glowing
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as searingly intense as an arcwelder.
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That brilliance in that shade
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seemed wrong in its own
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right, like nothing shaded so far
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red should give off that much light,
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and the searing crimson was shot
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through with veins of black that seemed to
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suck the light from the fire.
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Within the blackened fire, outlined
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in the interplay of crimson and darkness,
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animal shapes twisted wildly
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from one predator to another, cobra
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to hyena to scorpion.
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OZReth, OZReth,
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OZReth! When
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Professor Quirrell had repeated the word
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six times, as much
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black crimson. and fire had poured out
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as the volume of a small bush.
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The cursed fire slowed in
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its changes as Professor Quirrell locked
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eyes upon it, taking on a single
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form,
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the form of a blackened,
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blood-burning phoenix.
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And something told Harry
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with a terrible certainty that
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if that black-burning phoenix
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met forks,
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the true phoenix would die
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and never be reborn.
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Professor Quirrell made a single gesture
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with his wand, and the blackened
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fire went soaring across the room.
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It met the door at its keyhole, and
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with a single sweep of crimson burning
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wings, most of the door and
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part of the archway was consumed.
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Then the tainted crimson
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blaze swept on.
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Harry had only a glance through
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the hole to see huge statues
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just beginning to raise swords
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and clubs when the blackened
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fire came among them and they
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cracked and burned.
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When it ended, the blackened fire
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phoenix swept back in through the hole
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and hovered above Professor Quirrell's left
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shoulder,
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the sun-intense crimson claws
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staying an inch from his robes. Harry
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walked forward, needing to invoke
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his dark side's cognitive patterns
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in order to maintain calm enough to
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do it.
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Harry stepped over the glowing
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edges of the remaining part of the door
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and gazed at a chessboard
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of ruined, huge chess
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pieces.
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The alternating tiles of black and
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white marble on the floor started five
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metres after the ruin. in doorway and
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extended from wall to wall,
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but stopped five metres
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short of the next door on the opposite side
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of the room.
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The ceiling was significantly higher
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than any of the statues should have
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been able to reach.
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I would guess, Harry
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said, and his dark side's cognitive
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patterns kept his voice calm, that
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the intended solution is to fly
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over the statues using the broomstick
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from the previous room since it
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wasn't actually needed to get the
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key.
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From behind, Professor Quirrell
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laughed, and it was
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Lord Voldemort's laugh.
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Haha, proceed,
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said a voice grown colder and
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higher. Go
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to the next room. I
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wish to see what you will make
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of what is there.
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Arranged by Dumbledore
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for first years, Harry
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reminded himself, it
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will be safe, and
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he walked across the ruined
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chessboard, laid his hand
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upon that door's handle, and
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pushed it inward.
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Half a second later, Harry slammed
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the door and leapt back. It
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took Harry several seconds to master
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his breathing and master himself.
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From behind the door came continued
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loud bellows and great slams
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as of a rock club pounding the floor.
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I suppose, Harry
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said in a voice grown cold as
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well, that since
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Dumbledore would hardly put a real
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mountain troll in there, the
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next challenge is an illusion of
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my worst memories, like
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a dementor with the memory produced.
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projected into the outside world. Very
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amusing, Professor." Professor
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Quirrell advanced himself toward
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the door, and Harry stepped
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well aside.
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Besides the sense of doom that
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was now strong about the Professor, Harry's
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dark side, or just plain
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instinct, was advising him not
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to get anywhere near that black
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crimson fire hovering above Professor
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Quirrell's shoulder.
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Professor Quirrell swung open
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the door and looked in. "'Mmm,'
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Professor
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Quirrell said. "'Just
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the troll, as you say.
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Ah, well, I'd hoped to learn
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something about you more interesting
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than that.
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What lies within is
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a corkohecus, also
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known as the common boggart.
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A boggart? What
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does that... No, I suppose
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I know what it does. A
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boggart, Professor Quirrell
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said, and now his voice was
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again that of a Hogwarts professor
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lecturing.
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"'Gravitates to dark enclosures
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that are rarely opened, such
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as a neglected cupboard in the attic.
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It seeks to be left alone, and
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it will manifest in whatever form
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it thinks will scare you away.'
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"'Scare me away?' Harry
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said. "'I killed the troll.'
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You leapt backward out
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of the room without thinking.
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A boggart seeks out the
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instinctive flinch, not
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the reasoned threat. Else,
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it would have selected something
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more believable.
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In any case, the standard
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counter charm for a boggart is... of course,
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feigned fire. Professor
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Quirrell gestured and the blackened
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fire leapt off his shoulder and
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poured through the doorway.
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From within the room, there was
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a single squeak, and there
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nothing. They
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advanced into the Bogarts' former
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room, Professor Quirrell going first
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this time. With the seeming
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mountain troll gone, the room was
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just another huge chamber lit
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by sconces of cold blue light.
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Professor Quirrell's gaze seemed
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distant, thoughtful. He
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crossed the room without waiting for Harry
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and swung open the door on the opposite
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wall of his own accord.
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Harry followed after and
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not closely. The
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next chamber contained a cauldron,
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a rack of bottled ingredients, chopping
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boards, stirring sticks, and
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the other apparatus of potions.
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The light coming from the arched alcoves
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was white instead of blue, presumably
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because colour vision was important
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to potions brewing.
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Professor Quirrell was already standing
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next to the brewing apparatus, scrutinising
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a long parchment he had picked up.
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The door to the next chamber was guarded
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by a curtain of purple fire that would
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have looked a lot more threatening if
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it hadn't seemed pale and weak by
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comparison to the blackened flame hovering
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over Professor Quirrell's shoulder. Harry's
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suspension of disbelief had
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already checked out on vacation at this
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point, so he didn't say anything about
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how real-world security systems
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had the goal of distinguishing authorised
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from unauthorised personnel, which
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meant issuing challenges that behaved
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differently around people who were, or
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weren't supposed to be there.
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For example, a good security
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challenge would be testing whether the entrant
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knew a lock combination that only
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authorized people had been told,
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and a bad security challenge
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would be testing
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whether the entrant could brew a potion
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according to written instructions that had been
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helpfully included.
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Professor Quirrell tossed the parchment toward
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Harry and it flooded to the ground between them.
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"'What do you make of this?'
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said Professor Quirrell, who then stepped
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back so that Harry could come forward
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and pick up the parchment.
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"'Nope,' Harry
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said after skimming the parchment. Testing
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whether the entrant can solve a ridiculously
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straightforward logic puzzle about the order
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of the ingredients is still not
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a challenge that behaves differently for authorized
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and unauthorized personnel. It
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doesn't matter if you use a more interesting
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logic puzzle about three idols or
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a line of people wearing colored hats, you're
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still completely missing the point.'
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"'Look
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at the other side,'
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said Professor Quirrell. Harry
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turned over the two-foot parchment.
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On the other side, written in tiny
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letters, was the longest
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list of brewing instructions Harry
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had ever seen.
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"'What on earth?' "'A
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potion of effulgence
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to quench the purple fire,'
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Professor Quirrell said.
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"'It is made by adding the same
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ingredients over and
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over again in slightly different
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ways. Imagine some
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eager young group of first-years
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passing all the other chambers, thinking
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they are just about to reach the magic
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mirror, and then encountering this task.
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This room, is the
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handiwork of the potions
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master indeed." Harry
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glanced pointedly at the black fire
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shape on Professor Quirrell's shoulder. "'Fire
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can't beat fire.' "'It
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can,' said Professor
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Quirrell. "'I'm not
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sure it should. Suppose
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this room is trapped.' "'It's
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not.'
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"'Harry did not want
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to be stuck brewing this potion for laughs,
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or for whatever other reason Professor
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Quirrell was taking them through
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these chambers so slowly. "'The
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potions recipe had 35 separate occasions
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for adding bell flowers, 14 times
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to add a lock of bright
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hair.'
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"'Maybe the potion gives off a lethal
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gas that's fatal to adult wizards
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but not children, or any
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of a hundred other deadly tricks. If
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we're suddenly being serious, are
25:05
we being serious?' "'This
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room is the handiwork
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of Severus Snape,'
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Professor Quirrell said, once more
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looking thoughtful.
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Snape is not a bystander
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in this game.
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Not quite.
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He lacks Dumbledore's intelligence,
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but possesses the killing intent
25:29
that Dumbledore never had."
25:33
"'Well, whatever's going on
25:35
here, it doesn't actually keep
25:37
out children,' Harry observed.
25:40
"'Lots of first years made it through,
25:42
and if you can somehow keep
25:45
out everyone, except
25:47
children, then that,
25:49
from Dumbledore's perspective, forces
25:52
Lord Voldemort to possess a child
25:54
to enter. I
25:55
don't see the point, given
25:58
their goals.'
26:00
Indeed,
26:03
Professor Quirrell said, rubbing the bridge
26:05
of his nose.
26:07
But see, boy, this
26:10
room lacks the triggers and
26:12
trip signs that are upon the others.
26:16
There are no subtle wards to
26:18
be defeated. It is
26:20
as if I am invited
26:22
to bypass the potion and simply
26:25
enter.
26:26
But Snape knows
26:29
that Lord Voldemort will perceive
26:31
this.
26:32
If in fact there was a trap
26:34
laid for anyone who did not brew
26:36
the potion, then it would be wiser
26:39
to lay wards and give no
26:41
sign that this room was different
26:44
from the others.
26:47
Harry listened, frowning in concentration.
26:51
So, the only
26:54
point of leaving off the detection webs
26:56
is to make you not
26:58
bulldoze this
27:00
room. I
27:02
expect Snape expects me
27:05
to deduce that as well, the
27:08
defense professor said.
27:10
And past that point, I
27:13
cannot predict at what level
27:15
he thinks I will play. I
27:19
am patient, and I have given
27:21
myself plenty of time for
27:23
this endeavor.
27:25
But Snape does not
27:28
know me.
27:29
He only knows Lord Voldemort.
27:33
He has sometimes seen Lord
27:35
Voldemort shriek in frustration
27:38
and act on impulses that appear
27:41
counterproductive.
27:43
Consider this matter from
27:45
Snape's perspective. It
27:48
is the potion master of Hogwarts
27:51
telling Lord Voldemort
27:54
to be patient and follow
27:56
instructions if he wants to enter. As
27:59
though... Lord Voldemort were a
28:01
mere schoolboy. I would
28:04
find it easy to comply, smiling
28:07
the while, and take my
28:10
vengeance later. But
28:12
Snape does not know that Lord
28:15
Voldemort finds it easy to
28:17
think this way."
28:20
Professor Quirrell looked at Harry.
28:22
"'Boy, you saw
28:25
me floating in the air by
28:27
the devil's snare, did you not?"
28:30
Harry nodded. Then he noticed
28:33
his confusion. "'My
28:37
charms textbook says that it's
28:39
impossible for wizards to levitate
28:41
themselves.' "'Yes,'
28:45
said Professor Quirrell. "'That
28:47
is what it says in your charms
28:50
textbook.
28:51
No wizard may levitate
28:53
themselves or any object
28:55
supporting their own weight. It
28:58
is like trying to lift yourself up by
29:00
your own bootstraps. "'Yet
29:03
Lord Voldemort alone
29:05
can fly.' "'How?
29:09
Answer as quickly as you can.' "'If
29:12
the question was answerable by
29:15
a first-year student, you
29:18
had someone else cast broomstick enhancements
29:20
on your underwear. Then you
29:23
obliviated them.' "'Not
29:25
quite,' said Professor
29:27
Quirrell. "'The broomstick
29:29
enchantments require a long,
29:32
narrow shape, which must be
29:34
solid. Cloth will
29:37
not do.' "'Harry's
29:39
eyebrows furrowed.'
29:41
"'How long
29:43
does the shape have to be? Can
29:46
you attach some sort of broomstick rods
29:48
to a fabric harness and fly
29:50
using those?' "'Indeed.
29:52
At first
29:55
I strapped enchanted rods to
29:57
my arms and legs, but that's what I wanted.' "'We'll do it.' "'I'm going to do
29:59
it.' "'You've been
29:59
was only to teach myself a new
30:02
mode of flight. Professor
30:05
Quirrell drew back the sleeves of his
30:07
robes, revealing the bare
30:09
arm. As you
30:11
can see, I have nothing
30:14
up my sleeve right now. Harry
30:18
absorbed this further constraint. You
30:23
had someone cast broomstick
30:25
enchantments on your bones?
30:29
Professor Quirrell sighed. And
30:33
that was one of Voldemort's
30:36
most feared feats, or
30:38
so I am told.
30:41
After all these years, and
30:44
some amount of reluctant legitimacy,
30:46
I still do not truly
30:49
comprehend what is wrong
30:51
with ordinary people.
30:54
But you are not
30:56
one of them. It is time
30:59
for you to begin contributing to this
31:01
expedition. You
31:03
have known Severus Snape more recently
31:06
than I. Tell me
31:09
your own analysis of this room. Harry
31:13
hesitated, trying to look thoughtful.
31:17
I will mention,
31:19
said Professor Quirrell, as the blackened
31:21
fire phoenix on his shoulder seemed
31:23
to extend its head and glare
31:26
at Harry.
31:27
But if you knowingly allow me to fail,
31:30
I will call it betrayal.
31:33
I remind you that the stone
31:35
is key to Miss Granger's resurrection,
31:38
and that I hold hostage the lives
31:40
of hundreds of students.
31:44
I remember, Harry
31:46
said, and on the heels
31:48
of this, Harry's wonderful
31:51
inventive brain came up with
31:53
a thought.
31:54
Harry wasn't sure if he
31:56
should say it. The
31:59
silence... stretched. ''Have
32:02
you thought of anything yet?''
32:05
said Professor Quirrell.
32:07
''Answer in Baseltown!''
32:11
''No, this was not going
32:13
to be easy. Not against a smart
32:15
opponent who could force you to tell the literal
32:18
truth at any time.
32:20
Severus, at least the
32:23
modern day Severus, respects
32:25
your intelligence a great deal.''
32:28
Quirrell said instead. ''I
32:31
think... I think he
32:34
might expect Voldemort
32:36
to believe that Severus wouldn't believe
32:39
that Voldemort could pass his test of
32:41
patience,
32:42
but Severus would expect
32:45
Voldemort to pass it.'' Professor
32:48
Quirrell nodded.
32:50
''That is a plausible
32:52
theory.
32:54
Do you believe it yourself? Answer
32:57
in Baseltown!''
32:59
''Yes!'' harried
33:01
hissed. ''It might not
33:03
be safe to withhold information, not
33:06
even thoughts and ideas.''
33:10
''Therefore, the point of this room
33:13
is to delay Lord Voldemort for
33:15
an hour. And if I
33:17
wanted
33:17
to kill you, believing what Dumbledore
33:19
believes, the obvious thing to try
33:22
would be a dementor's kiss. I
33:24
mean, they think you're a disembodied
33:26
soul.
33:28
Are you, by the way?'' Professor
33:31
Quirrell was still.
33:33
''Dumbledore would not think
33:36
of that method,''
33:38
the defence professor said after a time.
33:41
''But Severus might.''
33:45
Professor Quirrell began to tap a finger
33:47
against his cheek,
33:48
his gaze distant. ''You
33:52
have power over dementors, boy.
33:55
Can you tell me if there are any
33:58
nearby?''
34:00
Harry closed his eyes.
34:02
If there were voids in the world,
34:05
he could not feel them. None
34:09
that I can sense. Answer
34:12
in parcel tongue. Do
34:15
not sense life eaters.
34:19
But you are being honest
34:22
with me when you suggested the possibility.
34:25
You intended no clever trickery.
34:29
Was honest no
34:31
trick?
34:33
Perhaps there is some means
34:36
by which dementors might be concealed,
34:39
being told to leap out and
34:41
eat a possessing soul if they
34:43
see one.
34:45
Professor Quirrell was still tapping
34:47
his cheek.
34:49
It is not impossible that I
34:51
would qualify, or it
34:54
can be told to eat anyone
34:56
who passes through this room too quickly,
34:58
or anyone who is not a child.
35:02
Bearing in mind that I hold Hermione
35:04
and hundreds of other students hostage over
35:07
you, would you use your
35:09
power over dementors to defend me
35:11
if a dementor unmasked itself?
35:14
Answer in parcel tongue. Don't
35:18
know, Harry Hist. Life
35:23
eaters cannot destroy
35:25
me, I think, Hist.
35:28
Professor Quirrell, and I
35:30
will simply abandon this
35:33
body if they approach too
35:35
close. Shall return
35:38
swiftly this time, and
35:40
then there will be no stopping
35:43
me. We'll torture your
35:45
parents for years to
35:48
punish you for bulking me. Hundreds
35:52
of hostage students die,
35:55
including those you call
35:57
friends. Now,
36:01
I ask again, will
36:03
you use power over
36:05
life eaters to protect me
36:08
if life eaters come?"
36:12
Yes, Harry
36:14
whispered. The sadness
36:17
and horror that Harry had
36:19
pushed down flared up again, and
36:22
his dark side had no stored
36:25
patterns for handling the emotions.
36:29
Why, Professor Quirrell, why
36:32
are you like this?
36:35
Professor Quirrell smiled. That
36:39
reminds me. Have you betrayed
36:42
me yet? Have
36:46
not betrayed you yet? Professor
36:50
Quirrell went over to the potions
36:52
equipment and began chopping a root,
36:55
one-handed, the knife moving almost
36:58
invisibly fast and with no apparent
37:00
effort.
37:01
The fiend fire phoenix drifted
37:04
over to the opposite corner of the room and
37:06
waited there.
37:08
All matters considered
37:10
in their uncertainty, it seems
37:13
wiser to expend the time to pass
37:16
this room as a first year
37:18
would,
37:19
said the defense professor.
37:22
We may as well talk while
37:25
we are waiting. You
37:26
had questions, boy.
37:30
I said that I would answer them. So
37:33
ask.
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