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want to miss out. Hello friends,

1:01

hate to break it to

1:03

you, another edition. Let's get

1:05

right into it. Ooh, this is a

1:07

good one. For years, I believe

1:09

sound was just a physical

1:11

phenomenon. Vibrations

1:14

through a medium, measurable,

1:16

predictable, but then

1:18

I came across something that

1:20

changed everything. The Tartarian

1:23

Bell Towers. A lost

1:25

civilization, an architecture

1:27

of impossible precision.

1:30

We thought they were just church

1:32

bells until a 250 year

1:34

old recording was discovered, preserved

1:36

on a wax cylinder, buried

1:39

beneath a collapsed monastery in

1:41

Eastern Europe. A recording that

1:43

was never meant to be

1:45

heard again. And when we

1:47

analyzed it, the data made

1:49

no sense. Frequencies appeared that

1:52

don't exist in modern

1:54

tuning sisters. Oscillations extended

1:57

beyond standard auditory perception.

2:00

defined known acoustic laws.

2:02

Look I don't need to do the

2:04

whole video. I've been hearing

2:06

this a lot and there was

2:09

a removal of bells

2:11

in ancient civilization and

2:13

there's also a golf course

2:15

in Burbank and I play

2:17

sometimes called dull bells and

2:19

there's like one bell you

2:21

get to ring but there used to

2:24

be a lot of other bells. and

2:26

sound baths and frequencies

2:28

and vibrations and all that

2:31

stuff that sounds hippie-ish is

2:33

now measurable through science and

2:35

they say it has healing

2:37

properties to the point where

2:39

you can vibrate against the

2:42

cancer tumor at the same

2:44

vibration and explode it. So

2:47

I believe this and

2:49

I believe it's been

2:51

suppressed and I like

2:53

to see that that

2:55

guy who's you know

2:57

seems like he's always

3:00

been on the payroll for

3:03

big science is Coming

3:05

around See I'm gonna

3:07

keep a light How long have

3:09

you waited for that kiss? Oh,

3:11

years, years since I was little

3:14

watching Price's right. Yes. Yes. And

3:16

I've been waiting for it myself,

3:18

I have a feeling. Right now

3:21

listen, Denise. I beg you pardon?

3:23

You look great. I couldn't hear

3:25

you. You're very handsome. Thank you,

3:27

Denise. There's no sense of going

3:30

on with this game if you

3:32

have anything else you wish to say.

3:34

Denise whispered my ear, how old are

3:36

you? Just right. Yeah,

3:40

come on man CVS Studio

3:42

City Studio City tape

3:44

six episode get the digits

3:47

Denise come to the office

3:49

bottle right cheese board later.

3:51

Come on. That's what TV

3:54

was that's why we got

3:56

into this biz That's beautiful.

3:58

That's glorious and he's

4:00

classy. Just right. Look, come

4:03

on, man. That's what I

4:05

was raised on. That's beautiful.

4:08

Are we going back to

4:10

that? It's just fucking beautiful.

4:12

Just Bob, the pimp without

4:15

a limp. In case anybody's

4:17

interested here in Santa Monica

4:20

Boulevard. Let's go across the

4:22

street check out that right

4:25

a closed door. Yes, all

4:27

of these used to be

4:29

right a I was just

4:32

there This year was released,

4:34

but it looks like someone

4:37

took over Very brave this

4:39

year used to be a

4:41

bank and same thing across

4:44

the street that used to

4:46

be a bank that used

4:49

to be well Fargo. There

4:51

is a for lease sign

4:53

for this bank Raps

4:56

around the corner. That's the

4:59

old sign up there. Wow.

5:01

I'd love to get my

5:03

hand over. It's for lease.

5:06

Look how large this is.

5:08

That's where the sign used

5:11

to be up there. Gone.

5:13

Right across the street from

5:15

that one. Done. Here's another

5:18

one. Available. This was another

5:20

big retailer. Gone now. He's

5:22

like celebrating. Same thing next

5:25

door. This is Beverly Hills.

5:27

That is a vacant storefront.

5:30

The economy is good there.

5:32

Yep. There is a sign.

5:34

Available. This guy's gone. Another

5:37

shop. Gone. He likes him

5:39

to be gone. He's from

5:42

another country. Gone. Other construction

5:44

or they just did this

5:46

too. So it doesn't look

5:49

too bad, but for sure

5:51

it's not open. Same thing

5:53

right across the street there.

5:56

Maybe they're under construction, who

5:58

knows? These are just... boarded

6:01

up places. Says coming soon,

6:03

but we'll see about that.

6:05

All of these here, these

6:08

are just fancy boards. They

6:10

can't have it looking as

6:13

bad as it looks in

6:15

downtown LA. These are just

6:17

fancy boards. Large space, empty.

6:20

Let's see if we can

6:22

pick in there. Large retail

6:25

store. Gong now. And there's

6:27

more. Here's another one. Gone

6:29

now. I'm gonna go away.

6:32

He wants him to be

6:34

gone. He's a hater. Hold

6:36

on, dude. Gone now. They're

6:39

closed and gone. Boards on

6:41

the windows. Boards on the

6:44

doors. And windows. Boards, boards.

6:46

Sack, fifth avenue. That's another.

6:48

As fancy it is. He's

6:51

gone. Yeah, you still see

6:53

fancy cars. What we have

6:56

here in those two corners

6:58

is two banks back to

7:00

back. These used to be

7:03

a bank and that used

7:05

to be another bank. That

7:07

used to be Wells Fargo.

7:10

So this intersection right here,

7:12

all four corners, everything's close.

7:15

That's close. There's a gift

7:17

for Lee's signs up there.

7:19

We're walking barely hills at

7:22

all the comments. There's

7:25

the poor lease

7:27

sign up there.

7:30

All of these.

7:33

Take a pick

7:36

in there, nothing

7:38

in there. Completely

7:41

empty. No more

7:44

dealership. Across the

7:46

street, everything's close.

7:50

That place is right there for

7:52

least. There used to be a

7:54

pharmacy. The bridal place across the

7:56

street. It doesn't look open anymore.

7:58

It's covered with paper. But

8:02

this one is close for

8:04

sure. So cover with paper.

8:07

He's right. Look, that's pretty

8:09

fascinating. He goes to everywhere

8:11

and shows you all the

8:13

places that are closed and

8:15

has changed and he's right.

8:17

I was just in Beverly

8:19

Hills. There's a lot. But

8:22

is it technology? Is it

8:24

COVID? Is it the economy?

8:26

Pharmacies are going to go

8:28

online, clothes, not all of

8:30

them, but you can order

8:32

a lot online, cars are

8:34

going to be more and

8:37

more self-driving. But like the

8:39

Beverly Hills cheese store is

8:41

an experience and it's the

8:43

best food around, so they're

8:45

good. So it's like new

8:47

innovative places will pop up,

8:49

food. And then creative people

8:52

like Mr. Brainwash, looks like

8:54

he took a building and

8:56

he made it his wild

8:58

museum and he's killing it.

9:00

I will say this, I

9:02

was in Beverly Hills the

9:04

last two weeks. It's Beverly

9:06

Hills. It's one of the

9:09

most iconic places in the

9:11

world, top five. Top 10,

9:13

Beverly Hills. And the first

9:15

time I went to the

9:17

cheese store because I love

9:19

their sandwiches and it's absolutely

9:21

packed. And

9:24

the second time I was looking

9:26

for a cup of coffee, but

9:28

so many places were closed in

9:30

the marathon, kept pushing me, pushing

9:32

me, pushing me, ended up fucking

9:34

over there. But Beverly Hills this

9:36

Sunday, I don't know if it

9:38

was the marathon, was swamped. But

9:40

it wasn't swamped with Americans. It

9:42

was mostly Chinese. It looked like

9:44

very rich Chinese. Maybe some live

9:46

here, some are from here, and

9:48

some are visiting, but they were

9:50

everywhere. And I mean, it's good

9:52

for the economy, good for Beverly

9:54

Hills, but it seems like. Like,

9:56

if people can't afford it, rich

9:58

people from other countries will come

10:00

and buy stuff up. And you

10:02

know what? What I love about

10:04

having rich Chinese is that there's

10:06

certain restaurants now that stay open

10:09

later in Beverly Hills because European

10:11

Asian countries like to eat later.

10:13

And so they might go in

10:15

at 10 o'clock and order a

10:17

whole meal, and I'm a night

10:19

bird. So I love that. So

10:21

you aren't seeing that side of

10:23

it. He didn't show you that.

10:25

There are certain streets that are

10:27

just loaded with very rich tourists,

10:29

but there is a lot of

10:31

empty stores. I want these stores

10:33

to flip and just sell. I

10:35

think what they're all owned by

10:37

these been conglomerates like Black Rock,

10:39

unless they get hit, they're going

10:41

to keep them on the books,

10:43

and them holding them as a

10:45

write-off might be bigger than the

10:47

rent they'll get, so they never

10:49

have to rent them out. They're

10:51

charging still $142 a year per

10:54

foot. Okay, so let's do the

10:56

month. Let's just say that's 13

10:58

a month 13 dollars a foot

11:00

a month So just a thousand

11:02

square feet is 13 thousand dollars

11:04

a month. That's not even Beverly

11:06

Hills. That's West Hollywood some places

11:08

You know what I mean? Like

11:10

that's crazy like someone like me

11:12

would take one of these and

11:14

do an office if it made

11:16

economic sense for me. I'm not

11:18

gonna have to lose money on

11:20

I can do my pot anywhere,

11:22

but If I could buy one

11:24

of these little buildings reasonably and

11:26

make up the Jamie Kennedy studio

11:28

and everything, I would in a

11:30

heartbeat. That's what I'm looking to

11:32

do. I'm looking for the best

11:34

deal. I can do that in

11:36

Omaha, but I'm not going to

11:39

have the buzz of Omaha, but

11:41

I'm not going to have the

11:43

buzz of Hollywood. But you can

11:45

be anywhere, but you're still not

11:47

going to have people that come

11:49

through and grab one of my

11:51

friends, because not a lot of

11:53

people in the business live in

11:55

Omaha. It's just that I need

11:57

people to come in and out

11:59

of the pot and... Shoot content

12:01

with but do I want to

12:03

be somewhere and have a studio

12:05

that's so successful that people will

12:07

go if you build a day

12:09

will come if you're successful? So

12:11

I am thinking of that But

12:13

I'd have to take a risk

12:15

for a little while and have

12:17

people not show up because it's

12:19

not that big yet But it'd

12:21

be nice to have a way

12:24

more land and then go and

12:26

when I get a movie go

12:28

out and do it when I'm

12:30

not I'm there and just making

12:32

content. It's awesome Eating eggs from

12:34

my chickens But, you know, I

12:36

would love to do it in

12:38

LA because this is my home.

12:40

I love a lot of other

12:42

places, but this is my main

12:44

home. I love Beverly Hills, and

12:46

there's a lot of empty buildings.

12:48

It'd be cool if somebody sold

12:50

a couple of them or let

12:52

us make them in the mixed-use

12:54

spaces. I think, go back to

12:56

point one. When you set a

12:58

car on fire, you should go

13:00

to jail. You're criminal. I don't

13:02

think we have to talk about

13:04

it in any other context. And

13:07

all those cars have cameras in

13:09

them and those dealerships have cameras.

13:11

You're beyond being stupid when you

13:13

do that. You're going to go

13:15

to jail and you now have

13:17

a government that just got their

13:19

mandate. They can't wait to find

13:21

idiots that do this. You're going

13:23

to spend five to 20 years

13:25

in prison. If they get them

13:27

on terrorism, which I think is

13:29

a stretch, they will have no

13:31

parole, no shortened sentence. They'll rot

13:33

in hell in prison for 20

13:35

years. And frankly, as far as

13:37

I'm concerned, that's okay. Breaking in,

13:39

shooting a car, sitting on fire,

13:41

nothing to do with the politics,

13:43

nothing to do with Tesla. You

13:45

are a criminal, and you should

13:47

go to jail. What about the

13:49

broader question about the protest factor?

13:52

What protest? Why push back? I'm

13:54

talking about Tim Walsh and his

13:56

comments about the Tesla stock. He

13:58

says it gives him a boost

14:00

to see that stock going down.

14:02

That poor guy didn't check his

14:04

portfolio in his own pension plan

14:06

for state. It's beyond stupid what

14:08

he did. He's talking down. a

14:10

three and a half percent waiting

14:12

in his own pension. Yeah. All

14:14

these people who are against Elon,

14:16

I don't know why. Your government

14:18

has been corrupt the whole time.

14:20

The files have come out now.

14:22

You're basically hearing my relative. The

14:24

biggest lie we've ever sold. That

14:26

was an inside job. That was

14:28

just released. Governments

14:31

are corrupt. So Elon's going in

14:33

as a third party person. And

14:35

he's looking, do you all like

14:38

your government? Do you all go,

14:40

oh, the government's great. Isn't this

14:43

why we elected Trump? Like, to

14:45

shake it up, to drain the

14:47

swamp? If they do a good

14:50

job, I hope they make 20%

14:52

of what they are doing, finding.

14:54

I don't care. You think a

14:57

fund manager? A fund manager manages

14:59

50 billion, puts all his people's

15:02

money in a stock, or calls

15:04

it a fund, right? And then,

15:06

it says, oh, at the year

15:09

we went up 5%, no, the

15:11

year we went up 8%, and

15:13

we do that for four years,

15:16

and they go up 32%, and

15:18

every year he goes, I'll take

15:21

a fee for managing the fund

15:23

without even taking any risk. And

15:25

he'll take fucking two and a

15:28

half billion a year. That's when

15:30

you go down on the beach

15:32

and you palm beach and you

15:35

see 39 houses. And they're like,

15:37

who the fuck lives here? One

15:40

guy owns 10 of them. And

15:42

he's doing shit. And Elon's sitting

15:44

here. Take you to

15:46

space rescuing astronauts changing the way

15:49

we travel got approved for cyber

15:51

cab gonna add a robot to

15:53

your home Paypal what do I

15:55

have to tell you you don't

15:58

like the guy? So what? He's

16:00

effective. He's awesome. Why don't you

16:02

like him? It's so weird. You're

16:04

weird if you don't like the

16:07

guy. Oh, because he's he's he

16:09

wasn't elected. Neither was half of

16:11

the fucking people that did deals.

16:13

Dirty deals with our last president.

16:16

Neither was the rumors of the

16:18

mob. We didn't elect them when

16:20

they were involved in our government.

16:22

Neither was Marilyn Monroe. She wasn't

16:25

elected. She had more secrets than

16:27

most people. It's just crazy to

16:29

me. If I work with a

16:31

director, I'm not going to name

16:34

names, and he's difficult as fuck,

16:36

but he's a genius. I'm going

16:38

to take a script thrown at

16:40

my head. It's okay. I'm going

16:42

to take him if he puts

16:45

his hands on me and says,

16:47

you know, that's not what I

16:49

fucking need. Come on. And it's

16:51

1 AM and we're all tired.

16:56

Because you know what? I'm in

16:58

a movie. But the directors I'm

17:00

thinking of, I'm in a classic

17:02

movie. And that to me is

17:04

more important than my little feelings.

17:07

Doesn't mean I can't get hurt.

17:09

Doesn't mean I can't cry. But

17:11

the greater good is better. I've

17:13

seen people fight on sets that

17:16

are amazing artists. And they haven't

17:18

changed the world like Elon does.

17:20

And at the end of the

17:22

day. They fight but guess what?

17:25

You love the movies. I'm not

17:27

going to tell you which ones

17:29

You love them and they've made

17:31

a mark forever now granted if

17:33

it was a C-rate movie and

17:36

it's going straight to fucking Pakistan

17:38

red box Yeah, I don't want

17:40

some guy putting his mitz on

17:42

me, but you know I mean

17:45

within reason if somebody's emotional. It's

17:47

okay, but the fact that people

17:49

are not liking Elon and they

17:51

want to Like

17:55

for what is he

17:57

doing? He's looking for

17:59

spending in the government.

18:01

I don't understand. Somebody

18:03

in the comments tell

18:05

me. And you're gonna

18:07

say, well he's making

18:09

his pockets fatter? Good!

18:11

Larry Ellison's involved too.

18:13

He said that's the

18:15

smartest man he ever

18:17

met. Good! Larry Ellison

18:19

runs Oracle. He's a

18:21

brilliant mind. Elon's a

18:23

brilliant mind. Elon's a

18:25

brilliant mind. Elon's a

18:27

brilliant mind. His

18:30

son is now changing Hollywood revamping

18:32

Paramount brilliance His daughter won multiple

18:35

Oscars has an amazing production shingle

18:37

her own studio. I don't know

18:39

if she's still doing it brilliance

18:42

Let people who are smart do

18:44

things I Don't know someone right

18:46

in the comments why you don't

18:49

like him because he wasn't elected

18:51

Okay, and then think about everyone

18:53

else who wasn't elected the fact

18:56

that this woman's on here. What

18:58

about the protest? Okay. Yeah, you

19:00

protested in It was a felony.

19:02

That was a dumb way to

19:05

do it. You could protest and

19:07

put a sign up. But now

19:09

you protest it that's gonna put

19:12

you in jail. But here's even

19:14

a crazy one. Are you ready?

19:16

Listen to this guy. This guy

19:19

has got tedious. And I could

19:21

tell you this because it's Minnesota

19:23

and you know I have problems

19:25

with Minnesota. Not the whole state,

19:28

not the people, just Minneapolis. There's

19:30

a part of Minneapolis that is

19:32

so woke. Hang on my phone,

19:35

I don't, let me know this

19:37

on the iPhone. They've got that

19:39

little stock app. I added Tesla

19:42

to it to give me a

19:44

little boost during the day. Oh

19:46

yeah. 225 and dropping. So. And

19:49

if you own one, we're not

19:51

blaming you. Oh, thanks. You can

19:53

take dental floss and pull the

19:55

Tesla thing off, you know, and

19:58

take out of just telling you.

20:00

Yeah. Take the Tesla sign off

20:02

because Tesla was named after another

20:05

guy named Nikolai Tesla who basically

20:07

said there's free energy everywhere in

20:09

the world in the air and

20:12

it was suppressed to this day

20:14

they're still fighting to put it

20:16

out and he may have may

20:18

or may not have lost his

20:21

life I'm not sure because of

20:23

it. The guy who had more

20:25

scientific discoveries they say possibly than

20:28

Thomas Edison but yet yeah. Let's

20:30

take that off, a person that's

20:32

done well, for Tim, hide their

20:35

hole there. The fact that you

20:37

would root against a guy that

20:39

is self-made. Yes, he is. No

20:42

matter if he started the companies

20:44

or invested or whatever, he's the

20:46

visionary, he's the Steve Jobs, okay?

20:48

He's the Mark Zuckerbergberg. made visionary

20:51

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20:53

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20:55

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23:37

And this guy who's a public

23:39

officials up there cuck into his

23:41

base going, he got that little

23:44

stock app here. Well, yeah, I

23:46

put it there and I just

23:48

watch it drop, gives me a

23:51

look. Yeah, let's watch the number,

23:53

one of the biggest stocks on

23:55

the S&P that's part of the

23:57

index that helps keep the stock

24:00

market up. Let's, let's, let's root

24:02

for. It's demise. So everyone's 401k

24:04

can go down. And innovation can

24:07

stop. Let's go back to hey

24:09

there, hi there, a fax machine

24:11

there. Let's go back to your

24:14

policies in Minneapolis where you've got

24:16

three people working at the desk

24:18

with seven different genders. And they

24:20

won't let a guy in the

24:23

hotel because he. was too emotional

24:25

about wanting hot water and was

24:27

thrown out by a guy with

24:30

a lot of keys because I

24:32

didn't lick ass. I wasn't an

24:34

asshole. And then let's have the

24:37

whole group go in on me

24:39

and say it's me and I'm

24:41

Hollywood and all the stuff when

24:44

I never mentioned my name. And

24:46

then let's have the police force

24:48

so scared that they throw me

24:50

out. And let's have it. So

24:53

I still go back to the

24:55

city because I love loons on

24:57

a lake and I love the

25:00

Croners club. And my buddy Randy

25:02

who I love I go for

25:04

him and I go for the

25:07

people I don't go from Minneapolis

25:09

Because Their their hair is so

25:11

many different colors It looks like

25:13

a skittles pack and they don't

25:16

have any humor about it. He

25:18

also was with Gavin Newsom today

25:20

saying he was going he could

25:23

beat up most Trump supporters. What

25:25

are you doing bro? You're 55

25:27

years old you gonna fight Trump

25:30

supporters? I think I could get

25:32

most of their ass. I do

25:34

think I want to do not.

25:37

I know I can run him.

25:39

And Gavin was laughing uncomfortably. Gavin

25:41

knows. He was like, Gavin at

25:43

heart is a Trumpian. He's a

25:46

California Republican acting woke to keep

25:48

the money. And he just wants

25:50

to make money in power. And

25:53

that's it. He would flip in

25:55

one second. If Trump said jump,

25:57

jump, jump, bro. Gavin is a

26:00

gamer. An active governor rooting for

26:02

the demise is just a weirdo.

26:04

It's just doesn't, you're weird. You're

26:07

weird dude. Whoa, this dude went

26:09

in on the paint. Here's another

26:11

example. It's not like for me

26:13

to do this. Coming down other

26:16

than the stock market for a

26:18

change. Our co-president Elon Musk sent

26:20

a SpaceX vehicle to bring the

26:23

astronauts back and when they landed,

26:25

he fired them immediately upon landing.

26:27

Tesla stock. How about the fact

26:30

that he, he, he, he saved

26:32

the astronauts, Jimmy? And I love

26:34

Jimmy Kimmel. He's always been a

26:36

good guy to me. If he

26:39

sees this, hopefully he won't be

26:41

mad, I'll have a conversation, but

26:43

Jimmy, you're a smart guy. He

26:46

literally saved the astronauts. In 2003,

26:48

Jimmy, you would have been like,

26:50

yeah, what's the issue? You know

26:53

you would, bro, bro, you were

26:55

a normal dude. You were a

26:57

normal dude. Like

26:59

he went and saved the

27:02

astronauts that the last administration

27:04

didn't do and left them

27:06

up there for fucking 90

27:08

days. That's insane dude Like

27:10

can you the audiences even

27:12

clap? They don't clap at

27:15

that If I was one

27:17

of those astronauts man, I

27:19

would take a big ass

27:21

old nasty tomato I don't

27:23

even want to say what

27:26

I would do But

27:29

those people should be protesting

27:31

the astronauts should be outside

27:34

of that and go so

27:36

you don't care that we're

27:39

stuck in space A B

27:41

C doesn't care about astronauts

27:43

lives that we're trying to

27:46

push humanity forward. Oh the

27:48

stupid audience that you pull

27:51

off a Hollywood boulevard half

27:53

from in Zombulan You don't

27:56

want us to fucking be

27:58

off the space station? Yeah

28:01

show me that Come on

28:03

bro, you're great, but That's

28:06

this ain't it and you

28:08

you're doing someone's bidding bro

28:11

I love you, but this

28:13

is just weird. It's way

28:16

down, almost disastrously so. Again,

28:18

listen to these lemmings. Who

28:20

the fuck would root for

28:23

the demise of a company

28:25

that is pushing humanity forward?

28:28

I don't own a Tesla,

28:30

because you know about my

28:33

paranoia. But in terms of

28:35

a vehicle of its utility

28:38

skills, it's insane And its

28:40

cheapness on electricity and gas

28:43

and then you can use

28:45

the battery of the Tesla

28:48

and put your house and

28:50

sell it back to your

28:52

state like what is the

28:55

issue? Screw that guy. I

28:57

don't like him. He he's

29:00

finding that there was 78

29:02

million dollars sent to Uruguay

29:05

for a play about gender

29:07

neutrality. Yeah, we don't want

29:10

him to do that. Like,

29:12

what are you talking about?

29:15

Tell me what he did,

29:17

that's bad. Tell me what

29:20

he did, that's bad. Tell

29:22

me what he did. Get

29:25

all the Jews in Trump's

29:27

cabinet and family and Have

29:30

them come out and say

29:32

okay as Elon makes me

29:35

uncomfortable none of them have

29:37

because he doesn't Because he's

29:39

not like that There's tons

29:42

of Jews and tons of

29:44

gays it go to Trump's

29:46

events They're all comfortable with

29:49

Elon so what don't you

29:51

like about the guy? He's

29:55

a billionaire. He's a billionaire

29:57

who doesn't have to do

30:00

anything. There's a lot of

30:02

billionaires... But he keeps risking

30:05

his money. By the way.

30:07

His stock will go back

30:10

up and it will be

30:12

triple. You watch. He's on

30:14

his way to becoming the

30:17

first trillionaire. And I don't

30:19

care. He'll mind an asteroid.

30:22

And people won't like him.

30:26

Some segment producer Tesla

30:28

vehicles, please don't vandalize

30:30

don't ever vandalize Tesla

30:32

vehicles and so That's

30:34

crazy that he did

30:36

that He played it

30:38

exactly right To not

30:40

get in trouble, but

30:42

that's crazy. That's just

30:44

crazy dude Elon

30:47

Musk has been making the

30:49

rounds in the right-wing media

30:51

to try to appear to

30:54

be a human being yesterday

30:56

He was guest upon her

30:59

on the Ted Cruz podcast

31:01

where sweaty Teddy who seemed

31:03

Ted Cruz seems everything he

31:06

knows about technology seems to

31:08

come from movies He's seen

31:10

Ted asked because it does

31:13

predict the future. There's a

31:15

lot of things that are

31:17

in movies that are actually

31:20

looking like they're coming out

31:22

of movies So that's just

31:24

true Jimmy come on who

31:27

wrote this Jimmy didn't say

31:29

this The writer who wrote

31:31

this, watched this clip, what

31:34

are you doing? That's a

31:36

hack, that's a hack line,

31:38

writer. Elon, a question about

31:41

the dangers of AI. Is

31:43

Skynet real, like like you

31:45

get the apocalyptic vision of

31:48

AI, how real is the

31:50

prospect of killer robots annihilating

31:52

humanity? Listen to these lemmings.

31:55

You'll be laughing real quick

31:57

when you see one roll

31:59

up to you at the

32:02

ATM at 1 a.m. Or

32:04

when you're on a date

32:07

and you don't realize one

32:09

is one until your dick

32:11

is in their hand. and

32:14

she's got superhuman super robotic

32:16

strength. That's not gonna happen.

32:18

We're not seeing, like, what

32:21

is funny about that? They're

32:23

so crazy. These crazy people

32:25

talking about the future. That's

32:28

already... Five

32:31

to ten years. He's going to

32:33

try to get that down to

32:35

three, but... He will be. Off

32:37

topic, but Ted looks great, doesn't

32:39

he? I mean, he looks like...

32:42

He looks like he got killed

32:44

by a robot five to ten

32:46

years ago. Ted Cruz looks fine.

32:48

He doesn't look like that at

32:50

all. And... It will be down

32:53

to three. And Jimmy knows it

32:55

because he's in a very select

32:57

group in the world that he

32:59

knows the advancement of technology. So

33:02

why can't it be jokes about

33:04

everything? I just want you to

33:06

just saw was a sitting United

33:08

States Senator asking the actual terminator

33:10

about the movie Terminator, which he

33:13

says is about to come through.

33:15

We also got an update on

33:17

that war in Ukraine Trump promised

33:19

he would end in 24 hours.

33:23

Yeah, God forbid Trump's making progress on

33:25

Ukraine. He didn't do it. He's

33:27

52 days in He's already had two

33:30

phone calls with Putin He had to

33:32

sit down with the little guy and

33:34

you saw how that went because the

33:37

little guy got a little fresh So

33:39

Trump told him now get you fucking

33:41

shiny backs all right? He's working on

33:44

it, bro. He's trying to fucking fix

33:46

Gaza. Come on man Does

33:49

Jamie Kennedy from his little office

33:51

of microphone have to make people

33:54

come correct? like Jimmy I mean

33:56

he's always been a good guy

33:59

to me I wish he would

34:01

have a real conversation on a

34:03

pot and be like yeah you

34:06

know what he's not gonna do

34:08

it until he's off a corporate

34:11

nipple and it because I know

34:13

he doesn't feel this way he's

34:15

a smart guy and some of

34:18

his friends are comedians and they

34:20

would also think like the way

34:23

I'm thinking because I see them

34:25

and I don't understand But

34:28

I don't understand how people just

34:30

sit there and laugh at that.

34:33

Like, yeah. AI is going to

34:35

change the world. Robots will come.

34:37

There could be a chance of

34:40

killer robots. All that's real. You're

34:42

gonna see it. But let's make

34:44

fun of it because we don't

34:46

understand it because we're too ignorant.

34:49

Because we want you to be

34:51

ignorant. I'm getting too intense now.

34:54

Listen, I've done the Kimball

34:56

so a lot, haven't done

34:58

it recently. Don't know if

35:00

I would be able to

35:03

know, but... My God, there's

35:05

so many Elon haters, I

35:07

can't do this whole video

35:09

about that. Okay, so, but

35:11

this is interesting, so let's

35:13

find out why people are

35:15

mad. So is the Doge

35:17

program targeted at these bureaucrats?

35:19

Yes. And so how, what

35:21

can you expect? Well, let's

35:23

look at the Department of

35:25

Education. The Federal Department of

35:28

Education spends, has a budget

35:30

of about $280 billion a

35:32

year. Less than 25% goes

35:34

to educating our students. So

35:36

where does the other $220

35:38

billion go? It goes to

35:40

a bureaucracy. It goes to

35:42

a consultant. And that consultant

35:44

then donates money back to

35:46

the demo. Consultants or demons.

35:48

They do nothing for an

35:50

opinion. And then it goes

35:53

to a different consultant and

35:55

then it goes to an

35:57

NGO. I mean it is

35:59

money laundering and money churning

36:01

at its absolute best and

36:03

you can look at almost

36:05

every single agency and you

36:07

will find it. So the

36:09

brilliance of Doge. isn't that

36:11

he's going in and cutting

36:13

spending, he doesn't have the

36:15

authority to do that. We're

36:18

the ones that have the

36:20

authority to do that. What

36:22

I want him to do

36:24

is come up with a

36:26

report, go through agency by

36:28

agency by agency, identify every

36:30

single program that we should

36:32

not be funding, put a

36:34

number attached to it, we

36:36

slap a preamble on the

36:38

front of that report, and

36:40

we say that every single

36:43

agency is having their budget

36:45

cut by X amount, as

36:47

shown in the attached report,

36:49

and none of those programs.

36:51

It's all about money. Not

36:53

one Democrat in America voted

36:55

for Elon Musk. Equal Musk

36:57

is seizing the power that

36:59

belongs to the American people.

37:01

We are here to fight

37:03

back. Yeah, that's embarrassing. God

37:05

bless Representative Ariel age man

37:08

from Wyoming. God bless you

37:10

and your family. Wyoming, keeping

37:12

it real. You see the

37:14

people that are graduating? Give

37:16

me a break. Might as

37:18

well take that shit and

37:20

put it on black or

37:22

red. Okay, then 220 billion.

37:24

It goes into some fund

37:26

that goes into an NGO

37:28

to a consultant that goes

37:30

back to a donor NGO

37:33

and goes back to a

37:35

consultant. That shit is washed.

37:37

so thoroughly that you don't

37:39

even know where it started.

37:41

That shit is starched. It

37:43

comes out crisper than the

37:45

new cottage cheese protein bagel.

37:47

All right? Like this is,

37:49

you can see what's up,

37:51

yo? That's why people are

37:53

mad. He's exposing corruption. Like

37:58

I'm not mad. This shouldn't affect

38:01

me at all. I don't you

38:03

know, I have some money Why

38:05

why? I'm not mad. Why why

38:08

are you mad? I don't think

38:10

you are It's the people that

38:12

are telling to be mad. Don't

38:15

listen to them. There's something going

38:17

on with them Here's a great

38:19

example inspiration just hit me The

38:30

legend Rodney Dangerfield. Why do

38:33

I have his card? I'll

38:35

tell you that some other

38:37

day. Potentially. Potentially. He's definitely

38:39

top five, but potentially the

38:41

number one greatest comedy voice

38:44

in the history of comedy.

38:46

Meaning the cleanest POV. I

38:48

can't do him right now.

38:50

No respect. And everything came

38:52

out of that. No respect.

38:55

That cleanest point of view.

38:57

Boom. His whole career was

38:59

built off of that. Now

39:01

what I heard, I'd have

39:04

to ask her daughter, God

39:06

rest her soul, another legend,

39:08

Joan Rivers. I believe I

39:10

heard her say once and

39:12

I read in her book

39:15

that she goes, I could

39:17

not stand Rodney Dangerfield as

39:19

a person. Which is hard

39:21

to believe because he's such

39:24

a lovable guy, but I

39:26

didn't know him. But

39:29

she said, I

39:32

did not like

39:34

him as a

39:36

person. But I

39:39

never missed a

39:41

chance to watch

39:43

him perform. And

39:46

that's why Joan

39:48

is one of

39:50

our goats in

39:53

heaven. Understand? Joan

39:55

took things personally.

39:58

But she used it is

40:01

fuel. And she knew when

40:03

something was great, no matter

40:06

her emotions, her feelings, it

40:08

didn't matter. She knew that

40:11

she was watching something bigger

40:13

and better than her distaste.

40:16

And she knew that she

40:18

could learn, even if the

40:21

person teaching her didn't make

40:23

her feel great as a

40:26

normal person. But what he

40:28

did. She couldn't stop

40:31

watching. And that's what we

40:33

have to do. That is

40:35

what's going on in this

40:37

world. I don't like to

40:40

put labels. I'm sure there's

40:42

Republicans obviously like this, but

40:44

the Democrats and the super

40:46

sensitive liberals, I'm sensitive to,

40:49

I cry. I get caught

40:51

up in comments. I made

40:53

a whole movie called heckler.

40:55

Yeah, I get mad in

40:58

my feelings, but I don't

41:00

stop. I continue. I investigate.

41:02

I don't stop. I don't,

41:04

if somebody's offering something great

41:07

and they spit in my

41:09

eye, I don't want them

41:11

to spit in my eye,

41:13

but if it's something so

41:16

great, you might have to

41:18

take that. And that's why

41:20

I'm saying this guy's not

41:22

even doing that. I don't

41:24

know why you don't like,

41:27

look at the outcome. Do

41:29

you feel good? I don't understand.

41:32

What are you going to say?

41:34

He's getting rich? Do you think

41:36

if he finds... What happens when

41:38

you go and you hire a

41:40

lawyer? And they sue somebody for

41:42

$10 million and they take your

41:44

case on contingency. Some of them

41:46

take up to 40%. They put

41:48

all the work in, which he's

41:50

doing, he's not getting paid. If

41:54

he gets a 20% bump on

41:56

some of these deals, is it

41:58

worth it to you if we

42:01

save $2 trillion? And our ship

42:03

is right and maybe drops interest

42:05

rates for houses and maybe eggs

42:07

come down and all this other

42:09

stuff. Is it worth it? Because

42:11

lawyers are taking 40% fund managers

42:14

are taking six. Like use logic

42:16

against other things in society before

42:18

you lose your mind over this.

42:20

But again, I don't know what

42:22

you're losing your mind over. Did

42:25

he... What did he do? Did

42:27

he fucking... Did

42:29

he commit a mass horrific crime?

42:32

I don't know what he did.

42:34

I don't even know if he

42:36

jay walked. He's literally hired to

42:39

uncover corruption. People are like mad.

42:41

So it's like you're corrupt. That's

42:43

like a joke I do. I

42:46

let my buddy 5,000 bucks and

42:48

I say, hey bro, you got

42:50

my money after like not getting

42:53

it for years. And he goes,

42:55

why you got to be negative?

42:57

I just, no. Why are you

43:00

negative? Or, yeah, I went to

43:02

somebody else's money. I go, hey

43:04

bro, you got my $2,000? Well,

43:07

you don't think I got it?

43:09

You know who does that? People

43:12

that don't have it. So if

43:14

you're raging against Elon, what do

43:16

you have to hide? Guys, I

43:19

love you. I'm tired. I've had

43:21

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43:23

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43:26

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43:28

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43:30

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43:32

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