0:06

It's

0:09

two

0:11

guys

0:13

in

0:16

like

0:18

jackets,

0:21

but

0:23

it

0:26

kind

0:28

of

0:31

like

0:33

you. He's

0:35

getting blown. Yeah, he looks

0:37

like he's giving secret heads.

0:39

He's giving secret heads. I

0:42

don't know who's Drake or

0:44

who is party next door.

0:46

He's like a furry thing.

0:48

Some secret head for you. That's

0:50

the title of the album. Some

0:53

secret head for you. But I

0:55

don't know if we can play

0:57

this, but I just, I don't

0:59

know, it was the craziest. It's

1:02

so, it's so, it's so good.

1:04

It's so

1:07

good. Ohhh.

1:09

That's the

1:12

sound Drake

1:14

makes when

1:17

he's getting

1:21

secret

1:24

head. Oh,

1:27

party, I'm

1:30

about to,

1:32

ohhh. No,

1:35

it's not. Okay, Drake makes music

1:37

for, he makes music for women.

1:39

For children. No, women retarded men

1:42

who is just like money, bitches,

1:44

there's everything capitalistic over everything.

1:46

Guys that like can't even

1:49

talk to you unless they

1:51

go, you don't even get bed just

1:53

like me. So it's like a

1:55

musical cliven of like a life

1:57

raft on the Titanic. It's like

1:59

retire. like zero people like zero

2:01

substance people yeah people like type shit

2:03

yeah and also final demographic 14 year

2:06

olds at the mall that steal earrings

2:08

for their girlfriend from Claire's boutique and

2:10

then they they talk for a month

2:13

straight about the time they got a

2:15

hand job during terrifier at the AMC

2:17

that's and that's the demographic It's funny

2:20

that final demographic is just all the

2:22

other demographics wrapping to the one demographic.

2:24

The girl that gave that kid a

2:27

hand job during Carefire is the retarded

2:29

woman that loves Drake's though. Well she's

2:31

the woman who is sex trafficked by

2:34

Drake and has Stockholm Syndrome, still loves

2:36

Drake. I don't know man, I find

2:38

the pretending that he's incredible fascinating. I

2:41

go online and I read the narratives

2:43

and his biggest supporters or streamers. Yeah.

2:45

The streamers. These are, these are, these

2:48

are, these are the millionaire children who

2:50

were deprived of oxygen at birth. Who

2:52

do, also who do anything for money.

2:55

So it's the most transparent thing that

2:57

he's paying them. To talk well about.

2:59

Yeah, obviously. The newest 21 track piece

3:02

of shit. Pile of dog shit. Yeah,

3:04

I can't even bring myself to listen

3:06

to it. 21 tracks. 21 tracks. That's

3:09

insane. Mm-hmm. And I like Drake albums

3:11

because there's always that. type of song

3:13

on it. Meet a voice. Meet the

3:16

Padre. There's always one song that you

3:18

go, this is parody level music. Yeah,

3:20

yeah, you know, but what are you

3:23

gonna do? Yeah, he's a giant queer.

3:25

I think everyone likes him as also

3:27

just gay shit. Like I think if

3:30

you're a guy who likes Drake, I'm

3:32

like, you're gay. You like Puss, like

3:34

you talk about Pussy so much, everyone's

3:37

like, did you're gay man? You like

3:39

Puss so much that you're, every time

3:41

you fuck Puss, you're like, I wish

3:44

this was a man's ass, God damn

3:46

it. Almost as good as a man's

3:48

ass, God damn it. Almost as good

3:51

as a man's ass. Almost as a

3:53

man's. Almost as a parody person, like

3:55

a parody person, like a parody person,

3:58

like a parody person, like a parody

4:00

person, like a parody person, like a

4:02

parody person, like a parody person, like

4:05

a parody person, like a parody person,

4:07

like a parody person, like a parody

4:09

person, like a parody person, like, like,

4:12

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

4:14

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

4:16

like, like, like, like, like Yeah. And

4:19

hopefully he kills himself. So. He does

4:21

have like Epstein level like ego maniac

4:23

shit that he'll never kill himself. That

4:26

if Drake does kill himself, it will

4:28

be like, oh, somebody killed him. What's

4:30

the pet of all stuff beyond the

4:33

Millie Bobby round shit? There's a bunch

4:35

of shit, you know, there's no actual

4:37

hard evidence that he's a pedophile. He

4:40

touched, there's like a 17 year old

4:42

and he's like groping her on stage.

4:44

Like, how old are you 17? He's

4:47

like, damn, he's not supposed to be

4:49

this thick. He's like rubbing his neck.

4:51

He's like, he's like, he's like, he's

4:54

like, he's like, he's like, he was

4:56

a 17. I think I think I

4:58

saw back of the back of the

5:01

day was he took. He rented out

5:03

Dodger Stadium. Oh, for that 18-year-old. For

5:05

her 18th birthday, which means like, yeah,

5:08

you're a groomer, you've been grooming young

5:10

women, it's a fucking creepy thing to

5:12

do. Yeah, he stole, this other guy

5:15

said the cover of his album is,

5:17

uh, it's this other Toronto artists, this

5:19

other Toronto artists that filmed a video,

5:22

and then Drake and Party next door,

5:24

we're like talking to him, started as

5:26

like a teen, like a lot of

5:29

them. Yeah, and that's why people love

5:31

him like he is kind of He

5:33

is kind of like hip-hop like like

5:36

the way his fan base is and

5:38

no matter what he does he is

5:40

like Trump kind of well He's like

5:43

he's like hip-hop like ancient Emperor Yeah,

5:45

you mean yeah, he's kind of like

5:47

yeah, yeah, for sure Yeah. Also the

5:50

whole album aesthetically looks like soul sold

5:52

separately. The Freddie Gibbs album. Yes, exactly.

5:54

Down to the bunnies and the Vegas

5:57

aesthetic and you know. He just, yeah,

5:59

he sucks. He's a catty bitch. He's

6:01

a gay man. He's always going after

6:04

women. He's a catty, he's a caty

6:06

queer. He's like, you should be added

6:08

to the Fab vibe. Drake goes, oh

6:11

my god honey, we need an underground

6:13

tunnel here for the children. And what's

6:15

going on with Aesab Rocky? I didn't

6:18

mean to start this off like a

6:20

hip-hop. You like shot a guy. Aesab

6:22

Rocky, what is with these guys? They

6:25

like, they can't stop. I feel like

6:27

a lot of rappers don't understand like

6:29

when you're angry at a friend, you

6:32

could just point at them and go,

6:34

I'm pissed off. They want their finger

6:36

to be a gun. Their finger always

6:39

got to be a gun. It's hilarious

6:41

to me. Every rapper, it's like, all

6:43

right, you're famous now? What do you

6:46

do? Don't bring a gun to the

6:48

airport. And then they all go, fuck,

6:50

I brought the gun to the airport.

6:53

Yeah, damn it, my bad dude. They're

6:55

the stupidest people on earth. And they

6:57

always have a crew around them. It's

7:00

like, let your crew go down. Yeah,

7:02

do hire some goods. No, yeah, it's

7:04

unbelievable. You know, they can do a

7:07

10-year bid. And then when they get

7:09

out, you go, listen, man, I got

7:11

a lot of pussy for you. Thanks

7:14

for that. Thanks for the fall. Absolutely.

7:16

Asa Rocky might go to, like, prison.

7:18

For 24 years. I don't know. For

7:21

24 years. I don't know. I don't

7:23

know. He shot a guy on video.

7:25

The video is very obstructed. It's hard

7:28

to tell. It's a fake gun. Yeah,

7:30

they're saying that's one thing I heard

7:32

too is that he cares on a

7:35

prop gun to feel tough. It's a

7:37

prop gun. I got that shit on

7:39

me. That's why. That's the gaze. That's

7:42

the gaze. That's the gaze. He's got

7:44

the wooden gun from the other guys.

7:46

He's got a nerve gun on him.

7:49

He's like, the fucking try me bitch,

7:51

I swear to God. That's rough. I

7:53

didn't know. Yeah, rubber gun. Yeah. His

7:56

lawyers are like fighting like. This doesn't

7:58

even seem like real court. Yeah. I

8:00

guess I brought it looks like he's

8:03

in the men in black. He's got

8:05

sunglasses on his side. The jury. That

8:07

he knew was not true or did

8:10

it? No one was true. And that's

8:12

unethical. That's unethical. And this is a

8:14

guy... First of all, the Ninth Circuit

8:17

just said... I've never seen a judge

8:19

be like, excuse me, sir. He's standing

8:21

up. That's crazy. Interesting. Your Honor, your

8:24

honor, I'm here about... One more thing

8:26

out of here, and we err everything

8:28

that's happened in this case. Which, what,

8:31

what, sir? I mean, that's a lawyer

8:33

going, ooh, I'm so scared. Like, who

8:35

does that? Yeah, I've never seen that.

8:38

What type of damn fucking kangaroo cord

8:40

is this? They run it! He just

8:42

said I'm so scared. I mean there's

8:45

two lawyers yelling at each other, like

8:47

little children. I mean, oh I'm so

8:49

scared. This might be, this might work

8:52

out in his favor to be honest.

8:54

But the other guy looks like an

8:56

alien. Yeah, they would look like retone.

8:59

What a rockie is like, hey mate,

9:01

if you don't knock it off, I

9:03

pulls the fake gun out. ASEP Rocky

9:06

just looks at the judge, he's like,

9:08

ASEAS white guy, right? I don't even...

9:10

Judge is like, yeah, they be tripping,

9:13

bro. I didn't take ASEP to be

9:15

this type of guy. He was in

9:17

prison. He's a fashionista. He's a fucking

9:20

artist. Made us on videos. Made, made

9:22

interesting, weird, new music. Always trying a

9:24

new thing. And he's fucking pulling guns

9:27

on other Aesaps. Yeah, other Aesaps. It

9:29

was another Aesap? Yeah, it's against one

9:31

of the guys on Aesap. It was

9:34

Fratreside. It's abratreside. Aesap rally. What is

9:36

the fight over? I don't even really

9:38

know. I don't even really know. I

9:41

like lean or something like that. I

9:43

don't know John, maybe like an old

9:45

English 40. I don't know. Coughs are

9:48

up, dumb ass. What if they're just

9:50

having a tug-of-war with a gun? Like

9:52

that's my gun, no, that's my gun.

9:55

I really didn't expect this out of

9:57

ASEP rock. Maybe in the first like

9:59

year of his career, you know, but

10:02

it's like, it's been so far gone,

10:04

you're so established, what are you doing?

10:06

I don't understand, especially when you've been

10:09

pregnant. Rehanaated Rehana. Your wife's Rehana. What

10:11

are you even doing? Your wife is

10:13

Rehana. If I was the judge, I

10:16

can't do this to Rehana's baby daddy.

10:18

I simply can't. This is absurd. I

10:20

have to protect Rehana. He's crying as

10:23

he gives a sentence. He's like, I'm

10:25

so sorry Rehana, but 24 years. Yeah,

10:27

I mean, it makes no sense. I

10:30

also think that the shooting was on

10:32

Hollywood Boulevard. because that's you know you

10:34

go your honor have you ever been

10:37

on Hollywood Boulevard you'd shoot somebody you'd

10:39

want to kill anybody around it's the

10:41

worst place there is yeah remember the

10:44

bar we went to after the rock

10:46

show on Hollywood yeah where Joey was

10:48

yeah I left immediately that bar sucks

10:51

so much people that's like the worst

10:53

part of Hollywood Boulevard no I know

10:55

Hollywood is just a bunch of like

10:58

fake Coney Island hot dog stands yeah

11:00

run by like Armenian dudes and awful

11:02

t-shirt places and um... Andy Dix there

11:05

just running around it's where people go

11:07

that just got to l a like

11:09

it's where people it's like where like

11:12

trash it's like where people like they

11:14

just got off their spirit flight and

11:16

they go like l a the city

11:19

of angels and they get straight to

11:21

hollywood boulevard they go right to madam

11:23

tousods sorry it's got a email for

11:26

my lawyer oh what happened allegation just

11:28

a new New woman. A new one.

11:30

New victim. Just another lying flusie. That

11:33

I have to have handled. This really

11:35

exhausts me. These women and their accusations.

11:37

Yeah, so I don't know. The sole

11:40

ASAP Rocky thing is so weird too

11:42

because there was a plea deal. where

11:44

he would serve three months in prison

11:47

and then be on eight-year parole. He

11:49

turned it down. That's crazy. That's great.

11:51

So when you hear that initially you're

11:54

like confident. All right, well then you

11:56

must be have a good case here.

11:58

It was done to prison for three

12:01

months. Three months and then eight years

12:03

of parole. Now he's going up against

12:05

24 years because he denied the plea

12:08

deal, which is fucking crazy. And what

12:10

did he do when Trump got him

12:12

off? Came back in Sweden. What was

12:15

he in there for and what was

12:17

he? Oh, he's like he like assaulted

12:19

a fan All right ASAP is this

12:22

I think the fan was being annoying

12:24

I've had the wool pull pulled over

12:26

my eyes and a sap's Like a

12:29

street thug. Yeah, starting to think this

12:31

kid It's not so clean cut as

12:33

I thought. Yeah Okay, I think he

12:36

needs to make some changes. Do what

12:38

if he does go to prison in

12:40

Trump pardons him? That'd be the funniest

12:43

thing of all town. Out of rock.

12:45

He's just like, no matter what prison

12:47

he's in, Sweden, America, you're not gonna

12:50

stay there honey. I love A-Sab, A-Saf

12:52

forever. One of the best tweets of

12:54

Trump's all first run was the, welcome

12:57

home A-Sab. You'll be soon, you'll be

12:59

home A-Sab. He was like, like, like,

13:01

loving, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:04

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:06

loving, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:08

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:11

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:13

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:15

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:18

like, like, like And everyone was just

13:20

like, fuck you, you pieces and shit.

13:22

He was so hated that any time

13:25

he was even mildly like amusing people

13:27

were like, like he did something that

13:29

everyone genuinely was like that, come on,

13:32

that's kick ass. He's got Acehive Rocky

13:34

out of prison. And then he's tweeting

13:36

about it because he just such a,

13:39

he's a celebrity. He loves celebrity or

13:41

you know, that type of shit. Yeah.

13:43

And we all had to hate that.

13:46

I loved it. I loved it in

13:48

the moment. I think this term around,

13:50

I think Trump will go, will go

13:53

enjoy the whole blackie. I heard what

13:55

you did. He goes, yams had it

13:57

coming. Yams was nothing more than a

14:00

wigger. With a bunch of purple splotchs

14:02

all over his stupid, burst marks on

14:04

his stupid fat face. You know, his

14:07

alien banks was saying the other day

14:09

that Asap Rocky had yams killed. Did

14:11

you see that? Have you seen this,

14:14

folks? Was she saying that? She said

14:16

something along those lines, but she's skitts.

14:18

Didn't he, O.D.? Yeah, yeah. But that

14:21

like he, like A-Sep didn't care, Rocky

14:23

didn't care, or something. You know, the

14:25

A-Sep, Mom, I mean we could go

14:28

on and on about the mob. I

14:30

love the mom. He was a heart

14:32

of the mob. I love the mom.

14:35

He was a heart of the mob.

14:37

I love Cuza. He was a heart

14:39

of the mob. I love Cozy tapeses

14:42

being run by a damn fucking thug

14:44

tyrant. Thug tyrant. Unbelievable. I can't believe

14:46

these wrappers are up to no good.

14:49

That's not cozy. Stop tires aren't cozy!

14:51

Well, like the uncomfortable taste is bullshit.

14:53

Rocky. Take the gun off your friend,

14:56

Rocky. This is not a cozy tape.

14:58

This is a scary tape. This is

15:00

a scary tape. I don't like this.

15:03

Scary tapes. Can we all stop? Okay,

15:05

listen, I know we're all fucking pissed

15:07

off right now. We're out. We're on

15:10

Hollywood Boulevard. We're full of gromins, Chinese

15:12

theater. It really sucks ass. I know

15:14

the Spider-Man impersonators really been getting on

15:17

our nerves. Cabo Cantina was a little

15:19

too packed, I understand. I'm so confused

15:21

by this. I thought ASEP was forever.

15:24

ASEF forever. That's what they said after

15:26

they shot the guy. Oh no! I

15:28

just thought ASEP was forever! I started

15:31

like white driver. And I go, I'm

15:33

in the car, I go, Rocky, I

15:35

thought ASEP was forever! Hey, just. pushes

15:38

a fucking nozzle the gun against the

15:40

back of your head. Oh my god,

15:42

you're a fucking tyrant! You're a damn

15:45

thug! It's like Green Book, but I'm

15:47

a sap mobs driver. Yeah. I

15:50

guess that's the great steal of

15:52

the state of California. I heard

15:54

a lot of stuff about him.

15:57

Some from some inside information I

15:59

think actually From some people back

16:01

in the old days on comedy

16:03

and stuff you know people that

16:06

made and stuff and The This

16:08

is like big big orgies. Yes,

16:10

like in Paris. Yeah, like crazy

16:12

gigantic. Oh, he's a tyrant. Like,

16:15

circ de sele level or, like

16:17

people doing like five flips onto

16:19

a cock and there's like, there's

16:21

like a bad Max guy playing

16:24

guitar. People like coming into the

16:26

loop. They're coming into the loop.

16:28

It's like a big funnel. They're

16:30

tributing Mona Lee, sir. I've really

16:32

heard some wild... Buckwild stuff Rocky

16:35

Rocky said in a tub of

16:37

come like bear and harcoan and

16:39

You slowly coming out of the

16:41

car floating I'm in the I'm

16:44

in the car. I was the

16:46

same driver picking him up from

16:48

the orgy I go I go

16:50

Rocky that gang bang was crazy.

16:53

Rocky you're covered and come man.

16:55

Rocky. How do you even have

16:57

that much jazz in your balls?

16:59

Right man. You're crazy man. You're

17:02

crazy man. You guys are nuts

17:04

and shit. You know, I go,

17:06

you know, they say black guys

17:08

like sex, but I did not

17:11

know it was to this level.

17:13

You game into the Louvin shit!

17:15

I kind of was, I was,

17:17

I had the urge right now

17:19

to go on YouTube and look

17:22

up more into this case, but

17:24

I'm not sure, I feel like

17:26

maybe the fans would riot if

17:28

they, we'd do it tomorrow. Yeah,

17:31

they don't like black guys. Yeah.

17:33

They don't like, true. No, no,

17:35

it's true. Maybe if the case

17:37

was more interesting, but it just

17:40

sounds like, you know, fucking guns

17:42

and a guy held a gun.

17:44

And the bullet grazed Asaparelli's hand

17:46

and it's, you know... But this

17:49

is like... Oh, it made it

17:51

sound like the fucking, like no

17:53

country old men, like his hand

17:55

blew off. No, no, grazed his

17:58

hand and on his testimony he

18:00

was like inconsistent with which hand

18:02

got shot, like his story kept

18:04

flipping so it kind of looks

18:06

like it's in the Rockies favor.

18:09

Yeah, I don't know. He's gonna

18:11

get off, I think, because the

18:13

other day they were like, they

18:15

said there was like shell casings,

18:18

but no one has found any

18:20

shell casings. And then the, something

18:22

about the fake gun thing. Yeah.

18:24

I don't know, shit's not lining

18:27

up right. Yeah, sounds weird. Yeah.

18:29

I mean, also, like, doesn't this

18:31

A.Sap rally guy, like, does he

18:33

want to walk the streets after

18:36

this? Yeah. Well, I don't know.

18:38

Is he doing? There might be,

18:40

like, a weird temperature check we

18:42

don't know about in Harlem, or,

18:45

like, people don't even, like, he

18:47

might be fine up there. Yeah.

18:49

I'm the driver, I'm in court.

18:51

And I'm like, really, what are

18:53

you doing? We were a damn,

18:56

we were a damn mom! Really,

18:58

you were the heart and soul

19:00

of this thing. Really, listen, I

19:02

know you weren't front and center,

19:05

but Rocky treated you right? I

19:07

mean, he got angry one night,

19:09

but come on, man, A.S. This

19:11

is forever. I'm just like an

19:14

Italian idiot from Staten Island, as

19:16

hired as a driver for years.

19:18

My whole life's invested. Hey, that's

19:20

forever! Come on, man! Remember all

19:23

that jiz! You go jiz! Remember

19:25

that time, Rocky. in the studio

19:27

and let me fuck that bitch.

19:29

Then you guys maybe strip down

19:32

naked, you flip my titties and

19:34

you maybe shuffle shuffle. It's good

19:36

time forever. Really? Listen, I had

19:38

no hard feelings against you man.

19:41

I remember, you know, I remember

19:43

the night you released those Dobermans

19:45

on me, but you know, hard

19:47

feelings. But you're doing bad to

19:49

rock. I'm in court doing like

19:52

this to a separate hockey. He's

19:54

just rolling his eyes. Oh boy.

19:56

Do you see this meltdown? No,

19:58

let me see. Teacher meltdown over

20:01

Trump. His class. The kid filmed

20:03

it. It would be the, I

20:05

hated school with all my heart,

20:07

but it would be so amazing

20:10

to be in school during these

20:12

Trump years. Because if I remember

20:14

correctly, when I was in school,

20:16

Every, well a lot of the

20:19

teachers are just, they're genuine failures

20:21

and they have, they have so

20:23

much. anger and frustration inside them

20:25

and they everyone they're all like

20:28

political yeah and they they love

20:30

they're the only thing they get

20:32

out of being a teacher at

20:34

a certain point is holding young

20:36

people hostage and like screaming their

20:39

beliefs at them yeah and flipping

20:41

out on them so I can

20:43

only imagine how much more that

20:45

went up with Trump because I

20:48

mean we thought it was crazy

20:50

way with Bush I remember seeing,

20:52

you know, people go off on

20:54

Bush and being like, all right

20:57

enough, you can't say nuclear, shut

20:59

up, you fucking yuppy fag. My

21:01

dad's friend, shut up, bitch. I'm

21:03

like seven, you're dad. I like

21:06

Trump, or I like Bush, I

21:08

could have a beer with him.

21:10

I'm an alcohol. I'm a seven-year-old

21:12

alki. But I could only imagine

21:15

what Trump, like, if you go

21:17

to some school and like, like,

21:19

fucking, like, like, like, like, like,

21:21

like, like, like, like, like, like,

21:23

like, like, Do the teachers would

21:26

have wigged out, dude? Over Trump?

21:28

Yes! would have freaked the fuck

21:30

out. I, um, who? You know,

21:32

Dirk. Oh yeah, yeah, the fake,

21:35

the fake hippie is one. The

21:37

fake hippie teachers, we wouldn't have

21:39

gotten crazy. But the hippie teachers

21:41

are the Catholic High School. Oh

21:44

yeah. That's crazy. Dude, the cool

21:46

teacher. Yeah, he was he was

21:48

he was the he was the

21:50

guitarist for James Dectady and he

21:53

gave it up He had a

21:55

coke to pursue teaching He didn't

21:57

give it up. He got kicked

21:59

out because he had a coke

22:02

issue. Oh, he's always say he

22:04

gave it up. Yeah, he got

22:06

kicked out He's also he gave

22:08

it up. Yeah, he got kicked

22:10

out. He's also and then they

22:13

went on to be James of

22:15

Decture Yeah, I had a teacher

22:17

biggest loser of all time. No,

22:19

you didn't My kinesiology... No fucking

22:22

shot, that's true. Knesiology teacher said

22:24

that he was offered the job

22:26

at the Lakers, but he just

22:28

didn't want to take it. You

22:31

know. Stay the guy working at

22:33

a high school. Yeah. There's no

22:35

way. There's no way. There's not

22:37

even in a union. Like the

22:40

worst teaching job all time at

22:42

a private Catholic school. Like there's

22:44

no pension, there's no. You don't

22:46

get tenure. You want to know

22:49

why he probably did it. He

22:51

didn't get offered it by the

22:53

way, it's got to be a

22:55

lie. Yeah, of course. Be mentally

22:57

ill to not take the training

23:00

position for the Los Angeles Lakers.

23:02

But even if he was offered

23:04

it and he turned it down,

23:06

you want to know why? Because

23:09

there was this whole thing in

23:11

our school, it was a bunch

23:13

of fat guys that just wanted

23:15

to call kids faggots. and so

23:18

he won't he didn't want to

23:20

turn down being able oh yeah

23:22

yeah they could call you fagged

23:24

yell at freshmen they like they

23:27

like lived to yell at the

23:29

freshmen did they actually call you

23:31

yeah we got called faggots all

23:33

the time it was like very

23:36

it was like a militaristic like

23:38

like it was a very um

23:40

I got called the fagged day

23:42

one sloppy militaristic like it wasn't

23:44

like dropped out to give me

23:47

pushups it was just like 500

23:49

pound man being like fucking fag

23:51

like pushing me in line at

23:53

the, like for lunch, they're just

23:56

like, fucking, I was on day

23:58

one, a freshman year, and then

24:00

the teacher runs out, goes, what

24:02

do you faggots think? This is

24:05

an Afghan soup kitchen? And I

24:07

was like, whoa. Yeah. It was

24:09

crazy. Yeah, they were like racist

24:11

and homophobic and homophobic and awesome.

24:14

Yeah, I saw they used to

24:16

throw shit at people. Yeah. On

24:18

teachers through like a rubber band

24:20

ball at a kid's head. It's

24:23

really funny you guys are describing

24:25

losers, but you're just pursuing this

24:27

professionally. Yeah. Well, yeah, these guys

24:29

are idiots. They didn't say it

24:32

in their microphones, you know. Well,

24:34

they weren't funny. They weren't funny.

24:36

Sounds like they were pretty funny.

24:38

Teacher threw a desk at a

24:40

class one time. Yeah, full desk.

24:43

Oh dude, we had a sub

24:45

that was like a Vietnam vet

24:47

that would just have flashbacks. What

24:49

I just pictured is used. It's

24:52

like a subdom. Like what? A

24:54

subdom situation? Like you had this

24:56

like... You holding your teacher down

24:58

and fucking him. Yeah, like BDSM.

25:01

Your classic sub. You don't know

25:03

about this? Oh, we had a

25:05

sub. I was like, where'd you

25:07

go? What do you guys, do

25:10

I picture them out a long

25:12

beard on a leash? Yeah, that's

25:14

my guy. It's like, in my

25:16

school, we had a dum. Whip

25:19

us. Yeah, Mr. Kay, one time

25:21

I saw him throw a desk

25:23

at a kid's head. Yeah. Yeah.

25:25

Pretty sick. Yeah. It's a horrible,

25:27

it's a horrible, it's a horrible

25:30

life. The teachers, they're, they're just,

25:32

they're just, they're just, they're just,

25:34

they're just, they're just, they're just,

25:36

they're just, they're just, they're just,

25:39

they're just, they're, they're, they're, they're,

25:41

they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,

25:43

they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,

25:45

they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're

25:48

There's me more than him as

25:50

all the Republican senators and congressmen

25:52

have just keep going along with

25:54

it. It's not because they believe

25:57

in it. You've got to know

25:59

they don't believe in it. They

26:01

don't believe in any of it.

26:03

They're just afraid that he's going

26:06

to talk smack about them on

26:08

true social and then they're going

26:10

to lose their job in an

26:12

election. I like I'm choosing the

26:14

chat face filter. I also love

26:17

the private school athlete like he

26:19

said hogorts. I'm not kidding when

26:21

I say wipe that smile off.

26:23

I don't think that's a detention.

26:26

I gave a kid the tension

26:28

for smiling at his free fucking

26:30

free. Yeah, it's funny. It's also

26:32

just like one of these things

26:35

where it's like, they're like, dude,

26:37

we can't even vote. So I

26:39

don't even know why you're streaming

26:41

at me. We don't know what

26:44

you're talking about. We don't care.

26:46

I don't know what you're talking

26:48

about. We don't care. I don't

26:50

know what diplomacy is. I don't

26:53

know what fucking bills are. I'm

26:55

16. Yeah. You're just gay. If

26:57

you're scared of any president as

26:59

a man, you're gay. Like why

27:01

are you freaking out? Just deal

27:04

with it. It's insane. Yeah. Just

27:06

deal with it. Yeah, deal with

27:08

getting your rights stripped away. No.

27:10

I'll try my best to deal

27:13

with that. What if I start

27:15

as passing as far as the

27:17

teacher right now? I'm like, you

27:19

don't fucking get it! All right?

27:22

Because the end of democracy! Oh,

27:24

dude. That's the kid. Uh, wouldn't

27:26

it be funny this was like

27:28

the school from season four of

27:31

The Wire? And he's screaming at

27:33

like an 11 year old black

27:35

kid. She should just be happy

27:37

came to school that day in

27:40

shelter. It's like living in a

27:42

project and he's like, you know.

27:44

Her day is going so great

27:46

she had an uncrustable first meal

27:48

she said in two days. Just

27:51

fucking like rusty water. Just going

27:53

insane for Trump to an all

27:55

black classroom in Baltimore. Oh god,

27:57

this is, I wish I was

28:00

in a schoolroom right now. I'll

28:02

be great. At this time, with

28:04

this guy? I'd have nothing good

28:06

to say, but I'd be laughing

28:09

uncontrollably. Yeah, this would be amazing.

28:11

This, I mean, this is an

28:13

insane, yo, like, this crash out

28:15

need to be studied. What? Are

28:18

you? The kid literally, you know

28:20

what, I think what started is

28:22

the kid goes, it's okay, just

28:24

relax. I don't think you should

28:27

bring up politics in school. Yeah,

28:29

but then I think he also

28:31

said, it's okay, like relax. I

28:33

don't think you're in politics. Kids

28:35

are like, are you scared because

28:38

you're gay or what's going on?

28:40

I remember this was happening about

28:42

politics for like, 20 minutes. It's

28:44

like, this is, no, this is

28:47

insane. The ego of you. Yes.

28:49

We're in a film. What? I

28:51

don't even know. It was like.

28:53

I like it when they do

28:56

that. Because it wasn't like Obama,

28:58

President Arabia. What were they even

29:00

upset about? Well, it was, you

29:02

know, 2012 was coming up, I

29:05

guess. Probably to see party or

29:07

some shit. Yeah, that. Oh, yeah,

29:09

sure, sure, you know. It was

29:11

just my whole life. It was

29:14

just always like Republicans, like Republicans,

29:16

like Republicans, evil. Yeah. And my,

29:18

you know, the very solipsistic view.

29:20

Yeah. Just like there's one, there's

29:23

only one good thing. And that's

29:25

that. Yes. Mm. Treaten you with

29:27

that disrespect! Are you serious? Are

29:29

you serious? That's a woman. That's

29:31

a no, that's a no, I'm

29:34

saying it's a man. Oh, yeah,

29:36

you're so angry You're a you're

29:38

a woman. Yeah, you're becoming a

29:40

woman You're a woman in the

29:43

house going on right now. You're

29:45

in the war path. You are

29:47

gay as shit Yeah, I mean,

29:49

this is mine in your dad

29:52

You are gay as shit sir.

29:54

You are gay as shit. This

29:56

is mine in your dad's like

29:58

this so my dad's a little

30:01

scarrier than my dad You've never

30:03

seen the wrath of my father

30:05

of my father This is a

30:07

good, this is a good fight

30:10

actually. You both have twisted tight

30:12

skin dads. I'm gonna pull that

30:14

off the screen for a sec.

30:16

I don't know. I just see

30:18

my dad, my dad, when he

30:21

yells, my dad's more physically imposing

30:23

than your dad. Sure. And he's

30:25

a deeper voice. Hey, hey, I'm

30:27

more afraid of that 5-7-cholo's got

30:30

a Napoleon complex. Yeah, my dad's

30:32

the 5-7 Cholo in the Lunington

30:34

shirt. We're about to do it.

30:36

My dad's stronger than your dad.

30:39

No, my dad could beat up

30:41

your dad actually. I'm saying my

30:43

dad, my dad's gator than your

30:45

dad actually. I think my dad

30:48

has such a lack of self-awareness

30:50

and like, the scariest psychopath I've

30:52

ever seen in my life. Yeah.

30:54

And I know your dad gets

30:57

like crazy with politics and stuff,

30:59

but like, has your dad ever

31:01

like left? Has your dad ever

31:03

like screamed at you in the

31:05

middle of a bar and like

31:08

ran out? Yeah, that was like

31:10

recently though. That's very recent. You

31:12

talk about kid stuff? Oh kid

31:14

shit. Yeah. My dad beat the

31:17

shit out of me after platoon

31:19

and because he thought he was

31:21

in the military Yeah, so imagine

31:23

my my dad thought he was

31:26

in Vietnam He watched the movies

31:28

your dad's watched movies and go

31:30

I'm Superman now No, no, I

31:32

don't do that, but he okay.

31:35

I'm just one zero my dad's

31:37

not one zero. It's not one

31:39

zero I literally I mean I

31:41

don't want to I feel bad

31:44

to say this by my dad,

31:46

but like I don't know say

31:48

it there's time The picture of

31:50

my dad is very comfortable naked

31:52

man okay he's constantly naked in

31:55

the backyard and there was just

31:57

this one time where he was

31:59

drunk the night before woke up

32:01

hair of the dog got into

32:04

a fight with our neighbor across

32:06

like the canyon a little bit

32:08

because it echoes he was playing

32:10

music all out and he was

32:13

she like called she came over

32:15

our front door she was banging

32:17

her like turn that fucking music

32:19

off and my dad is pasting

32:22

our backyard but naked screaming cunting

32:24

like fuck you the gut most

32:26

gut roll yeah we're like all

32:28

inside like oh I hope he

32:31

stops soon I mean like truly

32:33

horrifying but naked and this is

32:35

like years ago he's like pretty

32:37

jack still like he's a season

32:39

old man now but he's like

32:42

like veins popping out of his

32:44

fucking like you know his delt

32:46

and he's like you can't just

32:48

butt naked yeah I

32:51

think maybe they're... That's the scariest thing

32:54

I've ever seen in my entire life.

32:56

So your dad had the aura of

32:58

like a man on PCP on God.

33:00

Yes, that's crazy. Yes, that's crazy. I

33:03

think we're the same, we have the

33:05

same, we have the same fans, but

33:07

there's a different type of rage, my

33:09

dad had nerd rage, his dad had

33:12

jock rage. My dad, so to be

33:14

fair, just to give a little like,

33:16

like, for you, for you, Devin, because

33:18

of like, like... No, it was never

33:21

like him watching platoon and spazzing. It

33:23

was this like deep don't know where

33:25

it's coming from rage that showed itself,

33:27

but Okay, I guess what I'm, my,

33:29

my, my world is the enemy. My

33:32

point is that's like, that's like, holy

33:34

shit, you flipped out, that's like classical

33:36

rage in a way. Yeah, but like,

33:38

my dad's rage. That you see in

33:41

like an episode of cops. Yeah, I

33:43

understand, but that's, yes. I guess what

33:45

I'm saying is, I'm not sure anyone

33:47

that had ever been around my dad

33:50

that saw his rage, like, you know,

33:52

I've ever, remember the, member the time.

33:54

you were around for one? Yes. I

33:56

thought I literally heard Devin's dad screaming

33:59

and I thought you're watching the Sopranos

34:01

upstairs. I was confused. Devin ran down

34:03

here crying and I was like what

34:05

you're just watching your favorite thing! That

34:08

made you cry? Yeah you cried pussy?

34:10

It was terrifying. I was calling him

34:12

a fagget I think. Me and Devin

34:14

both called our dad's fags at the

34:17

same month. It was like our periods

34:19

aligned. It was great. He was so

34:21

intense. He was calm down a little

34:23

bit but like just... He has like

34:25

a gold tooth and you would like

34:28

see it in the back and I

34:30

go, oh my god, like terrifying. There's

34:32

this McNutt trait whenever the men get

34:34

drunk and you know pain is coming

34:37

is if they, their bottom look does

34:39

this. They go, you see that bottom

34:41

look? Do they like a whole, they

34:43

become sad little babies? No, it's just,

34:46

it's not even like a sad thing.

34:48

It's just like an activation mode. It's

34:50

like a flip switch. Do it do

34:52

it again? You see this? Shits about

34:55

to get about to get real bad.

34:57

My dad never was mad. He never

34:59

got mad at me like no he

35:01

were aging me a couple times, but

35:04

it was nice I guess okay, you

35:06

know what the difference is? Even when

35:08

my dad's not genuinely like being like

35:10

outwardly angry, there's a There's a energy

35:13

changing aura about him when he walks

35:15

into a room if he's in a

35:17

mood it everything I've noticed everything changes

35:19

I remember when I had people I

35:22

had people that had met him for

35:24

a second and they were like whoa

35:26

what like is he angry at me

35:28

the way he's the way just and

35:30

he's just the way he's just the

35:33

way he's just the way he's just

35:35

the way he's just the way he's

35:37

just the way he talks is like

35:39

we would be upstairs oh yeah I

35:42

mean I remember that being upstairs you

35:44

only ever see my dad in party

35:46

mode yes it's a different Paul That's

35:48

true. Yeah. Growing living with that guy

35:51

seven days a week, just you're just

35:53

miserable all the time. He's better now

35:55

because he doesn't own that company anymore,

35:57

but like every day he'd come home

36:00

and you like went to your room.

36:02

Yeah. Because you're like, all right. don't

36:04

piss him off. Like there's just this

36:06

like title wave of like negative energy

36:09

coming into the kitchen. He's like serving

36:11

his dinner all aggressively sits, throws his

36:13

plate on the fucking table, fucking stabbing

36:15

the zeti and putting in his mouth,

36:18

watching CNN, screaming at Chris Matthews, you

36:20

know, and you're like, only shit, dude.

36:22

Yeah. And you just stay away from

36:24

it. Maybe we got two sides of

36:26

the same psycho. And if they did

36:29

like the Dragon Ball Z fusion dance,

36:31

it could create the biggest monster of

36:33

all time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My dad

36:35

is much more Republican than he liked

36:38

to admit. You dad's at least consistent

36:40

in his democratic views. Totally existing. Yeah.

36:42

Yeah. My dad just keeps going with

36:44

the pendulum swinging to what he thinks

36:47

a den is, but he's the most

36:49

racist guy I've ever met my dog.

36:51

Anyway. If

36:55

I can take back your letter of

36:57

recommendation to college right now, I would.

36:59

Oh. That's so funny. It's also another

37:02

power trip thing that these frustrated failures

37:04

have, I'm talking teachers, frustrated failures. They,

37:06

they, they don't understand like they're literally,

37:08

like they, they, holding your future, like

37:10

in front of you, like that's like

37:13

cute. Like that's, that should be like

37:15

illegal to ever threaten something like that.

37:17

I'm just going to tell the principal

37:19

what happened. Yeah. You're not going to

37:22

apologize. And you'll apologize to me. Yeah.

37:24

I'll call my parents. You will feel

37:26

the wrath of Paul. Oh yeah. And

37:28

you're going to beg for my forgiveness.

37:30

Yeah. All right? Yeah. This guy just

37:33

spasmed for no reason. It's not going

37:35

to go anywhere. Yeah. I never told

37:37

my parent about anything that happened to

37:39

me at school. There was a whole

37:42

thing where like cop showed up showed

37:44

up. Like, like cop showed up. Me

37:46

and like these other kids like we

37:48

were like fucking around I have told

37:50

us before I think we were just

37:53

fucking around with this person This girl,

37:55

we like, we're aiming her like, you

37:57

know, insults from like South Park or

37:59

whatever. Yeah. And like from the South

38:02

Park movie, and we were pretending to

38:04

be somebody else and then at the

38:06

end, we were like, no, it's us,

38:08

ha ha ha, she was like, and

38:10

then she had like some sort of

38:13

like fake, like I'm tired disease that

38:15

like, you know, like, claims, narcolepsy, something,

38:17

no, just like, you know, one of

38:19

those like, like, like, I have, she

38:22

had like, like, like, like, like, like,

38:24

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

38:26

fake arthritis, like, like, like, like, like,

38:28

like, fake arthritis, like, like, like, like,

38:30

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

38:33

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

38:35

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

38:37

like, like, like, like, like, But we

38:39

all like, we're all friends and newer

38:42

and it was like fine. No one

38:44

understood what the fucker problem was. Yeah.

38:46

It was just like a fake, you

38:48

know, like a, what is it, the

38:50

fibromyalgia type of thing. And we one

38:53

day said that and then she didn't

38:55

show up to school for like a

38:57

few days and then one day like.

38:59

Sheriff's Department was there. We were all

39:02

brought in for questioning. I was brought

39:04

in. They acted like I was a

39:06

ringleader of it because I was the

39:08

only one that like had like any

39:11

personality. And I was like terrified. I

39:13

thought I was like going to prison.

39:15

I had no clue of like levels.

39:17

It was like I think six or

39:19

seventh grade. And I'm like, weeks on

39:22

end having like panic attacks, but not

39:24

telling my mom and dad anything going

39:26

on. But I was like, I would

39:28

come home and. and just be like,

39:31

yeah, I don't know, I was talking

39:33

to cops today. They're cool guys, you

39:35

know, just keeping the streets clean. I

39:37

think this, I think this Asian woman's

39:39

family might put me in prison, I'm

39:42

not really sure. That's crazy. Yeah, because

39:44

I, you know, I called her a

39:46

cuntlicking dick sucker or something. Oh, they

39:48

thought it was like a sexual thing.

39:51

They were saying, they were claiming that

39:53

she went like insane over it. 20

39:55

minutes that she didn't know it was

39:57

us and lost her mind and and

39:59

there was all sorts of like mental

40:02

damage and cyber bullying type shit but

40:04

then she showed up three weeks later

40:06

we were all like friends it was

40:08

like insane it was like nothing I

40:11

think the parents just found she told

40:13

the parents and they were just like

40:15

no that need we're we're gonna put

40:17

this little whop in prison Oh my

40:19

god. Are you kidding me? No

40:26

detention. Don't ever talk to me

40:28

again personally. You can ask questions

40:30

in class. You're saying? Don't ever

40:32

talk to me again personally. We

40:34

are not friends anymore! In class

40:36

without raising your hand, you go

40:39

to detention for a week. From

40:41

now on. Just respect me like

40:43

that. You got your letter. So

40:45

now everything's good, right? You got

40:47

to high grade on the midterm.

40:49

So everything's good. Now you can

40:51

treat me like that? Yes. After

40:54

all I stood up for you.

40:56

You punk ass! You really gonna

40:58

do that to me? Oh my

41:00

gosh. That's awesome. You punk ass.

41:02

Do you know what happened to

41:04

this guy? Is there any follow-up

41:07

to that story? I want to

41:09

see. I'd love to know if

41:11

you got fired. He has been

41:13

fired. Yep. Obviously. Yeah. Oh, here

41:15

we go, here we go. Here

41:17

are the facts of this story.

41:19

Uh, teacher's name has not been

41:22

made public. Uh, Monsignor, Farrell, High

41:24

School, and Staten Island, New York.

41:26

Oh, so it's, wait, Monsignor, isn't

41:28

that a fucking? Monsignor, is that

41:30

how you say? Monsignor, Monsignor, Monsignor.

41:32

Monsignor. The teacher criticized Trump's executive

41:35

order to release water in California

41:37

to fight wildfires and label him

41:39

a dictator. The situation escalated when

41:41

a student presumably pro Trump brought

41:43

up politics and class leaving the

41:45

teacher to launch into a rant.

41:47

The teacher then verbally saw blah

41:50

blah. I like how they edited

41:52

punk ass. Yeah. The teacher was

41:54

placed on leave. Yeah, they edited

41:56

punk ass on a website where

41:58

there's like Hitler swag videos. They

42:00

fall in the incident on Thursday,

42:03

February 6th, 2025. Monsignor Farrell High

42:05

School issued a statement acknowledging the

42:07

incident and subsequently accepted the teacher's

42:09

resignation. Oh yeah, it's a Christian

42:11

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44:01

spas. Love a spas. Love a

44:03

spas. Love a spas. Love a

44:05

spas. Teacher spasming out. Making teachers

44:07

cry was the best. Yeah. We

44:10

never really got to our teachers

44:12

like that because they were just

44:14

like callest as fuck also. like

44:16

20s I'd hear I'd tell stories

44:18

about like private Catholic all boys

44:20

school and all my public school

44:22

friends would be like you guys

44:25

were like criminal cruel people yeah

44:27

yeah I think we would try

44:29

shit but they just like didn't

44:31

care yeah we we made a

44:33

man cry yeah soft men yeah

44:35

I think a guy a public

44:38

high school public school teacher and

44:40

like in LA who's been doing

44:42

it for 25 years I'm not

44:44

gonna make them cry they've seen

44:46

the worst shit ever yeah you

44:48

know you know yeah They've been

44:50

through it. Yeah, it's not going

44:53

to happen. Some of them were

44:55

just drunk all the time. We

44:57

made fun of the Armenian genocide

44:59

to an Armenian teacher and he

45:01

started crying. He started acting like

45:03

it was a big deal. My

45:06

friend, my friend, I had this

45:08

Korean friend and by Korean. The

45:10

history teacher, yeah. Yeah, what was

45:12

his name? He like, it was

45:14

really tragic because the guy raised

45:16

his hand and goes, it sounds

45:18

like you guys just had like

45:21

a four day walk in the

45:23

desert. The teacher would just start

45:25

weeping. Like, out of sadness for

45:27

like the lack of empathy. It

45:29

was pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I

45:31

mean, dude, being LA, this is

45:34

gonna sound awful, but it's like,

45:36

our meeting people are fucking awful.

45:38

So asking anyone around you to,

45:40

for sympathy about that. Everyone's like,

45:42

they're tough people to defend. Everyone's

45:44

like, you suck, dude. And every

45:46

half of them were my friends,

45:49

but like, there was, it's, it

45:51

is a thing. I mean, they're

45:53

fucking, they're, they're just pigs. They're

45:55

total pigs. They go to the

45:57

grocery store. around like the old

45:59

Armenian women they elbow you like

46:02

oh get out the way their

46:04

kids are fucking like racing least

46:06

Mercedes all around the town it's

46:08

Glendale has the highest rate of

46:10

reckless drivers in the most dangerous

46:12

city most dangerous city to drive

46:14

in you watch you watch these

46:17

guys they they are living in

46:19

their own land they celebrate the

46:21

genocide like they won the super

46:23

cool thing every year they honk

46:25

horns and they hold flags and

46:27

they go we all got slaughter We

46:30

lost horribly and now we're here, we're

46:32

annoying the shit out of you and

46:34

fucking Chevy! It's weird, no one likes

46:37

that either. No. You don't see

46:39

Jews stand in the middle

46:41

of the fucking road and

46:44

celebrate six million? Yeah, well,

46:46

it's because the United States

46:48

wouldn't acknowledge the genocide. That's

46:51

what the whole protest is about.

46:53

Right. Oh, that's true. But it's also

46:55

like, well, people need fucking hair plugs.

46:57

We're gonna, we love turkey. I can

46:59

argue a pro-Turkish point. It's kind of

47:02

a, it's kind of a vague agenda.

47:04

Of course you can. Let's get into

47:06

it, much less contentious. Okay, so back

47:08

then, there wasn't like really radio. wasn't

47:10

that common so like you know we

47:12

went after the Germans here about you

47:14

doing your genocide exactly no that's literally

47:16

what happened so like literally what happened

47:18

was is they forced these people out

47:20

of our out of this section of

47:22

the Ottoman Empire and tried to move

47:24

all the Armenians and a bunch of them

47:26

died on the way I would consider a

47:28

genocide because they're moving a specific ethnicity

47:31

to another location. But back then,

47:33

it was like what, 1914? These

47:35

are like Ottoman soldiers that don't

47:37

have fucking radios. They aren't communicating.

47:39

They're probably, they're walking long distances

47:41

and they're just probably killing weak

47:43

people along the way. It wasn't

47:45

like a targeted camp situation like

47:47

Hitler. Yeah, it was a lot of it

47:49

seems like mistakes that's why we went after

47:51

the Nazis and Nuremberg way harder than we

47:53

went after the Japanese because a lot of

47:56

the Japanese atrocities were done to the exactly

47:58

that miscommunication Yeah, a loss of leadership There

48:00

was a significant loss of leadership. And

48:02

yes, it's a bit more vague of

48:04

a genocide than something is cut and

48:07

dries. One million Armenian deaths. It's a

48:09

lot for how small of a country

48:11

that is. During death marches to the

48:14

Syrian Desert. Yeah, I feel like they

48:16

just started killing Armenian Islamization of others.

48:18

Armenians occupied a somewhat protected but subordinate

48:21

place in Ottoman society, large-scale massacres of

48:23

Armenians had occurred in the 1890s and

48:25

1909. The Ottoman Empire suffered a series

48:27

of military defeats, territorial losses. Yeah, almost

48:30

1.5 million dead. It's a lot. Yeah,

48:32

kill on Armenians. It's a lot. Yeah,

48:34

but it's bad. That is not good.

48:37

But remember, you know, turn in your

48:39

Mercedes on time, the lease is up.

48:41

And sometimes these dealerships, they got to

48:44

roll the iron fist. You know? I'm

48:46

from Glendale. I love Armenians. But listen,

48:48

it's horrible. I'm not going to pretend

48:50

like this was some luck. Love Glendale

48:53

too. Also to act like Glendale Armenians

48:55

are even remotely similar to these. You

48:57

know what's crazy is I met an

49:00

Armenian from Armenia and they said Glendale

49:02

Armenians are like Armenians in the 1940s.

49:04

Yeah, they don't like them. I can

49:07

tell. Yeah. There's I had Armenians. It's

49:09

like Italians in Jersey compared to Italians

49:11

from Italy. Everyone's like a good. No,

49:13

that's not. Yeah, that's all. I had

49:16

Armenian friends and then I remember their

49:18

parents and people was always like, like,

49:20

like you go first type you go

49:23

first type of type of thing type

49:25

of thing type of thing. You guys

49:27

are really annoying. Like everyone hates you

49:30

guys out here. It's weird, right? And

49:32

then they go, yeah, I know, we

49:34

know. Those are the flat, they call

49:36

them like the flashy Armenians. Yeah. There's

49:39

like a, there's like, it's almost like

49:41

gypsy Armenians. Yeah, yeah. Then there's the

49:43

ones that are like, no, I fucking

49:46

hate, it's almost like Chris Rocks, like

49:48

n-words and Black people bit. Well, for

49:50

my understanding, Iranian, Iranian Armenians. like the

49:53

cool Armenians. That's what I feel. Oh,

49:55

I like, oh, I guess so. There's

49:57

a different, Russian Armenians are terrifying. They

49:59

don't seem so flash, they seem like,

50:02

if it's in Armenia with like tattoos

50:04

all over his body, I'm like, oh,

50:06

you're Russian Armenians. Yeah, Russian Armenians are

50:09

just scared. They're like mob moby. Yeah,

50:11

they're a little moby. There's, they're a

50:13

little moby. There's, they're a little moby.

50:16

There's, a little moby. There's, a little

50:18

moby. There's, there's, there's, a little moby.

50:20

There's, there's, they're a little moby. There's,

50:22

there's, they're a little moby. There's, there's,

50:25

they're a little moby. There's, there's, they're

50:27

a little moby. There's, there's, they're a

50:29

little moby. There's, there's, there's, there's, they're

50:32

a little moby. There's, there's, they're a

50:34

little moby. There's, there's and the guy

50:36

who's an Armenian guy, and I was

50:39

like, he just made me like any

50:41

sandwich, I don't care. And he was

50:43

just like, I'm going to make you

50:45

the most special sandwich. And he was

50:48

like, you have to have this sandwich.

50:50

It can only be found in Tehran.

50:52

Only Tehran, but hold on it. He

50:55

goes. No, no, he was Iranian then.

50:57

No, no, he was, he's Iranian. He's

50:59

like, he's caviar, he's like, yeah, that's

51:02

really Iranian. Yeah, I mean once you're

51:04

in with them they're the coolest fucking

51:06

people ever. Yeah, I love them, but

51:08

like when I'm in my car I

51:11

hate them. I hate them so much.

51:13

And I hate they're like the way

51:15

they chill sucks. On the street? No,

51:18

they love to be in like parking

51:20

lots and just up against their trunk

51:22

smoking cigarettes. Do the parking lot of

51:25

foxies? Fucking that lower parking lot, that's

51:27

all they do is you can find

51:29

a fucking spot. You're all smoking sick.

51:31

Yes, the Galleria parking lot. It's not,

51:34

it's an enclosed parking lot and they're

51:36

all just posted up at their trunk

51:38

smoking cigarettes. I'm like, this is miserable.

51:41

What are you guys waiting to deal

51:43

with the Batman? What's going on here?

51:45

It is crazy. There's some of the

51:48

only people I've ever seen that like,

51:50

some of them will, they like do

51:52

door dash for a living, but you'd

51:54

think that they're like, like, like, like,

51:57

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

51:59

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

52:01

like, like, Yeah. Like they act like

52:04

if Shugnight did. I don't know what

52:06

race is downtown, but like all these

52:08

guys on mopeds that do Dordash, they're

52:11

like some sort of Middle Eastern and

52:13

they hang out in giant gangs on

52:15

street corners. Yeah. And they will ride

52:17

their mopeds on the sidewalk. and bike

52:20

lanes and all that shit, and I

52:22

just want to be like, where the

52:24

fuck do you think you are? From

52:27

New York to London to LA, these

52:29

guys, they're always on their Bluetooth headphone,

52:31

like they're fucking about to like break

52:34

open a deal. They are constantly talking

52:36

to somebody. They're like sharks, like if

52:38

I think if the call ends, they

52:40

die. They're no matter what delivery they're

52:43

up to. They're talking on the phone.

52:45

It's their like cousin or their wife.

52:47

They're very like... No, it's an entire

52:50

family on the other line. I'm not

52:52

kidding, because there'll be like moments of

52:54

com- I'm like, oh, I guess the

52:57

phone call is over. And then you

52:59

hear someone yell from the distance on

53:01

the other line. It's crazy. Okay, so

53:03

the aunt just chimed in and all

53:06

of a sudden. Or they're just like

53:08

mean girls, and it's like, they're just

53:10

constantly on the phone. Just gossiping. Did

53:13

you hear? Did you hear? Did you

53:15

hear about Abdul? stories that I thought

53:17

them just rave! I told them to

53:20

just rave! But no, no, he's worried

53:22

about the law. Yeah. But yeah, Armenian

53:24

genocide, bad. Really awful. I'm not just

53:26

saying the way that they commemorate it.

53:29

every year was really obnoxious to everybody

53:31

else and it's not doing yourself any

53:33

favors because you're great people and it's

53:36

just like just you know come on

53:38

like buck up and also like remember

53:40

like you're here now yeah like kind

53:43

of fit in a little bit they're

53:45

very segregated people I said this before

53:47

I'll say it again they fucking the

53:49

reason there was like a what the

53:52

fuck is with you fuck arm they

53:54

just call them armos everyone's an armo

53:56

armo armo and it's like well it's

53:59

cuz You guys only hang out with

54:01

fucking Armenians. Yeah. And you all, and

54:03

your parents only send you to schools

54:06

called like fucking Vartouki and, hartookian. And,

54:08

and it's annoying. And you go to

54:10

the Glendale Gallery. and you only hang

54:12

out with the Armenians and you guys

54:15

all wear all black and big Nike

54:17

Air Force and you act like you're

54:19

about to fucking take over the globe.

54:22

You act like you're like an OVO

54:24

and you're doing nothing. Okay? You're a

54:26

delivery boy for your grandma's fucking Shorma

54:29

place. All right? Yeah. Anyway. You fix

54:31

iPhones. Thanks for the new screen. Yeah.

54:33

You break I fix. I love those.

54:35

I mean, I do a joke about

54:38

it, but it's like, it's insane because

54:40

driving is already so hard in Los

54:42

Angeles and they cut you off constantly

54:45

and then one year, once a year,

54:47

they block all the streets to protest.

54:49

I'm like, so do you guys just

54:52

hate, like driving, like you want to

54:54

make driving hell for everybody? Is that

54:56

the whole point of you people? He

54:58

just decides he juts in somehow to

55:01

the small gap. Yeah, start honking at

55:03

everybody. I can't see them, but I

55:05

just go, it's God, it's literally got

55:08

to be an remaining guy. Yeah, it's

55:10

got to be an remaining guy. Keeps

55:12

honking, keeps honking, everyone's like, what the

55:15

fuck are you doing? There's even people,

55:17

and they pull into a gas station.

55:19

They get out of their car, they

55:21

just go like, buy, like, cigarette. Yes,

55:24

it's unbelievable. It was, it was, it

55:26

was, I could, I literally pulled over

55:28

and I just stared at them. I

55:31

was like, that's amazing. It was like

55:33

spotting like a rare animal. They're like,

55:35

you don't get it, I'll be late

55:38

to the parking lot. What do you

55:40

guys get to move? Move. No respect.

55:42

But then there's, they're great because then

55:44

there's all the other types that are

55:47

like, I'm sorry about them, I'm trying

55:49

to do my best, trying to be

55:51

the best I could be. Anyway, speaking

55:54

of fucking wacky Middle Eastern people, I

55:56

saw in some video that was funny,

55:58

we could laugh at and, you know,

56:01

be fucking... Vaguely Razes to mount. This

56:03

one in Egypt. Look at this guy.

56:05

Taxi driver just can't stop molesting his

56:07

customer. That's crazy. Look at him. Look

56:10

at him go. He's got to see

56:12

it all the way back. What? Good

56:14

beautiful woman. No, you don't get it.

56:17

I'm trying to finger you. No, no,

56:19

it's okay. No, no, it's okay. No,

56:21

no, legs, legs spread, not close. Is

56:24

it Egypt? Legs spread, not closed, yes.

56:26

That's like the India of the Middle

56:28

East, they heard. The men are so

56:30

horny. Egypt? Yeah. Yeah. They're the most

56:33

horny guys. I have no idea. Have

56:35

you seen those videos, the female journalists

56:37

in Egypt. It's the same thing with

56:40

India. They're just the guys crowd crowd

56:42

crowd crowd around around around around them.

56:44

Really? Yeah. It is crazy a horn

56:47

of the art because they're so populated.

56:49

It's like they're clearly fucking all the

56:51

time. Yeah. It's like, why are you

56:53

guys like you never fuck? Well, it's

56:56

so hard to casually. Are Egyptians Muslim?

56:58

Yeah, isn't it because the rules of

57:00

Islam are like don't ever fuck, but...

57:03

Like, like, they have the women right

57:05

where they want them. It's kind of

57:07

like if there was a hunting rule,

57:10

where it was, like, the animals have

57:12

to be kept in a cage, and

57:14

they can't move, and you could hold

57:16

the gun to their head, you just

57:19

can't fire it. Yeah. Well, this is

57:21

what it is, right? Yeah. I guess,

57:23

like, fucking your wife is, like, magnet

57:26

fishing, you know what I mean? You

57:28

know what excitement here. Because they like,

57:30

it's like, listen, you have no riots,

57:33

you're mine, but I have to cover

57:35

you up, I can't ever like, fucking

57:37

see your tits or anything. And then

57:39

a white woman comes and it's like

57:42

big game safari hunting now, you know?

57:44

They're in a helicopter with a fucking

57:46

AK-47 shooting rhinos. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.

57:49

It's like, also this guy sees her

57:51

as like subhuman. That's the other thing

57:53

which is crazy about like she's white.

57:56

Yeah Muslims are nuts the like it's

57:58

it's just he does he's she's fair

58:00

game to just like rape and kill

58:02

because she's not a Muslim basically Why

58:05

do people get all about gay? They're

58:07

just gay as hell. Very NPR who

58:09

gives a fuck. I feel like the

58:12

proper pronunciation is like Muslim. I like

58:14

calling a mudslimes, you know what I

58:16

mean? People go Muslim, Muslims. Yeah. Yeah.

58:19

Anyway, I don't know. I don't know

58:21

the difference. He's kind of like a

58:23

sexy French guy. Look, he's like not

58:25

even looking at the road. He's staring

58:28

straight back. He's doing

58:30

the Paul Walker even Mendez

58:32

thing Get out of the

58:34

cab dumbass What do you

58:36

think? They're like they're in

58:39

Egypt or Dubai or something?

58:41

They're in Egypt. They're in

58:43

Egypt Why? What? He's looking

58:45

at her crotch. So he's

58:48

like what do you think's

58:50

in there? He's trying to

58:52

figure out What's going on

58:54

down there? He goes they

58:56

say there's whole Why

58:59

are you saying my

59:01

legger? What do you

59:03

think she is? She's

59:05

Russian. Russian. Yeah, I

59:07

don't like, she's annoying

59:10

me though. She's annoying

59:12

the shit. Yeah, she's

59:14

some influencer. Okay, go

59:16

drive. Beautiful more. Please

59:18

drive. Drive. Drive. Yeah,

59:20

of course. He goes,

59:22

God, shut up. No,

59:24

there's no way. She's

59:26

Chinese. She's Chinese. Don't

59:28

think like this. She

59:30

sounds like German. She's

59:32

Asian. She's Chinese. No,

59:34

never. Don't think like

59:36

this. She sounds like

59:38

German. Yeah, she's that

59:40

was an Asian link.

59:43

Those Chinese. I don't

59:45

know. But I think

59:47

he's just retarded. No,

59:49

there's no way. She's

59:51

Chinese. Look at those

59:53

pasty little Chinese legs.

59:55

She's Chinese. Because she's

59:57

speaking English, but she's

59:59

got a Chinese accent,

1:00:01

too. That doesn't sound

1:00:03

like a Chinese accent.

1:00:05

Dude, she sounds Chinese.

1:00:07

She sounds like almost

1:00:09

like, like... Finish. Yeah,

1:00:11

she might have learned

1:00:13

English from a Finnish

1:00:15

guy or some shit.

1:00:18

I cannot. How would

1:00:20

she? He's like looking

1:00:22

at his Google show.

1:00:24

He's like, how you

1:00:26

say a rat? Yeah.

1:00:28

He's like, he pulls

1:00:30

out like tentacle porn.

1:00:32

He goes, hey, cause

1:00:34

you see this? No

1:00:36

blur. My cock, no

1:00:38

blur. Okay, that one

1:00:40

now please. That is

1:00:42

Alexis Texas. You see?

1:00:44

You do that. Neissama.

1:00:46

No, I know. He's

1:00:48

the hottest guy in

1:00:51

Egypt, too. He's killing

1:00:53

it. Yeah. He's got

1:00:55

amazing fucking rape swag.

1:00:57

Yeah. This guy. He's

1:00:59

got peppy lapu slags.

1:01:01

His game. He's got

1:01:03

good fucking criminal game.

1:01:05

Dude, rape on fleec.

1:01:07

You know what I'm

1:01:09

saying? Okay, okay. He

1:01:11

didn't, he did not stop molesting

1:01:13

or he tried to touch her

1:01:16

once and she freaked out and

1:01:18

then he was just hitting on

1:01:20

her very heavily. Yeah, why would

1:01:22

you freak out like that? Because

1:01:24

it's a creepy, no shit. Traveling

1:01:26

alone in a Muslim country and

1:01:29

wearing a miniskirt, this woman's a

1:01:31

complete fucking idiot. Yeah, she's stupid.

1:01:33

They're savagies. You can't trust them

1:01:35

with anything. They literally... It's the

1:01:37

cradle of civilization. It's crazy how

1:01:40

old they are. It's just unbelievable

1:01:42

to me. No, I'm not... I

1:01:44

can't remember what this video is,

1:01:46

but if it is, the one

1:01:48

I think, I think it's pretty

1:01:50

damn good. Yeah, okay. So, they're

1:01:53

driving down like the highway in

1:01:55

like, you know, Texas or whatever.

1:01:57

And there's kind of riding a

1:01:59

horse. Oh,

1:02:11

shit. Damn, cowboy. That guy was

1:02:13

so cool looking. He's a hereditary

1:02:15

cowboy. Look at this. Whoo, pony!

1:02:17

Were the police chasing him? I

1:02:19

think, I don't know what the

1:02:22

police were. It's like an escort

1:02:24

or something. I don't know, maybe

1:02:26

it's like a Down syndrome guy

1:02:28

and a horse with a cowboy

1:02:31

hat on. I don't know how

1:02:33

he hit a side like that

1:02:35

badly. Just

1:02:41

rides right into a side. Oh

1:02:43

You know it might have been

1:02:45

horses get loose and the police

1:02:48

might have been trying to wrangle

1:02:50

it and they have a guy

1:02:52

that they know they could call

1:02:54

and he like got the horse

1:02:56

and he sucks He's on riding

1:02:59

horses He just sticks his head

1:03:01

out and to a side. Go

1:03:03

get that retarded cowboy. We know

1:03:05

okay man. It's another horse and

1:03:07

loose you promise you want to

1:03:10

smack your head on a sign

1:03:12

again? Don't do that again man

1:03:14

because how far away from the

1:03:16

sign? Okay, so Anaja is back.

1:03:18

Oh, I love her. Instead of

1:03:21

taking the layover flight from Dubai

1:03:23

to New York City, Anija Robinson

1:03:25

decided to just stay in Dubai

1:03:27

for season. What a queen, dude.

1:03:29

This is a quick video, but...

1:03:32

That's so fucking sick. It's great.

1:03:34

Bipolar disorder is working for her.

1:03:36

Oh for sure, yeah, she's in

1:03:38

the Goldilux zone. Somebody was in

1:03:40

the comments saying something about, there's

1:03:43

like a whole thing where they're

1:03:45

like, they can't, something, I don't

1:03:47

know, I'm gonna get wrong, but

1:03:49

like something about them being obsessed

1:03:51

with like black women out there.

1:03:54

Really? Or there's like, they're like

1:03:56

fascinating. I feel like they're obsessed.

1:03:58

with anyone who's not them. Yeah,

1:04:00

because it's not like a very

1:04:02

much like, there's not a good

1:04:05

big tourist attraction in those countries.

1:04:07

Something to do with some conspiracy

1:04:09

with people like her going out

1:04:11

there. She's looking fierce. Can't remember

1:04:13

it. She is so sick that

1:04:15

I did. It's just, well, it's

1:04:18

just, I mean, what even is

1:04:20

the internet, Jesus Christ. Just all

1:04:22

the responses. There's like, she better

1:04:24

be careful out there. No, she

1:04:26

knows exactly what she's doing. You

1:04:29

guys see that? Anybody of Wendy

1:04:31

Williams? I don't have it, but

1:04:33

the years, Wendy Williams, just like

1:04:35

standing in like a mental institution.

1:04:37

No. Looking out the window on

1:04:40

the phone, just like sobbing. Something

1:04:42

happened to her? What's wrong with

1:04:44

Williams? She's like, Wendy Williams is

1:04:46

like gonna die soon. Oh, I

1:04:48

didn't know that. She's in there

1:04:51

with Bruce Willis. Let me try

1:04:53

to. Oh, oh no. Oh, when?

1:04:55

Locked in a room in an

1:04:57

assisted living. Oh my God. It's

1:04:59

looking on the windows like a

1:05:02

movie. Is this a lip reader?

1:05:04

It's a movie. Wendy Williams is

1:05:06

locked in a room. Investigator say

1:05:08

Wendy may have been misdiagnosed because

1:05:10

her condition is significantly improved since

1:05:13

becoming sober. And look at her.

1:05:15

It's like some shape of watersheds.

1:05:17

Yeah. Ability in New York. She

1:05:19

can, that's her. The only way

1:05:21

I could interview her was to

1:05:24

have a camera in the street

1:05:26

because we can't get a camera

1:05:28

in. Oh my god. Dude, get

1:05:30

her. She loves Slim Jim's and

1:05:32

stuff. He's trapped. I didn't know

1:05:35

this was happening to her. I

1:05:37

thought she was just on TV,

1:05:39

wasn't not? Wendy Williams, no, but

1:05:41

in the last like seven to

1:05:43

eight months, you guys are very

1:05:46

unaware of things happening in the

1:05:48

world. Very important things. And Wendy

1:05:50

Williams, like, people said she was

1:05:52

like had dementia. I didn't know.

1:05:54

And so she was just like

1:05:57

slowly on her way out. Damn.

1:06:00

She can't really have any visitors.

1:06:02

She cannot go outside. She's been

1:06:04

out twice in the last 30

1:06:06

days. She has no internet. She,

1:06:09

and I think rightly, says she

1:06:11

feels like a prisoner. Are you

1:06:13

allowed to go out? No. In

1:06:16

the last 30 days, I went

1:06:18

out twice. She is in a

1:06:20

guardian ship. She's fine. Let her

1:06:22

out. What is with everyone in

1:06:25

these guardian ships? I want to

1:06:27

do this to my enemies. It

1:06:29

seems so easy to trap these

1:06:32

people into guardianships, conservatorships. Yeah. How

1:06:34

do you do? You just tell

1:06:36

an adult what they could do.

1:06:38

You just allowed to somehow figure

1:06:41

it away. If you get somebody

1:06:43

to sign the right paperwork, you

1:06:45

can keep them in a cage

1:06:48

and just like feed them like

1:06:50

lunchables for the rest of their

1:06:52

life. And they just have to,

1:06:54

they just make videos. Like, you

1:06:57

know, like, Brity Spears, they make,

1:06:59

like, wacky dancing Tiktocks with knives

1:07:01

and stuff, and everyone feels sympathy

1:07:04

for them, but it doesn't matter

1:07:06

to you because your enemy isn't

1:07:08

trapped. Yeah. There's got to be

1:07:11

some kind of process where, like,

1:07:13

they fail some kind of mental

1:07:15

health thing, and you bring it

1:07:17

to, like, a court, and they

1:07:20

go, all right, we approve you

1:07:22

to take over, right? Yeah, it

1:07:24

is, it must be that type

1:07:27

of like, like, it must be

1:07:29

that type of like, like, like,

1:07:31

like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:07:33

like, Yeah, but it's always the

1:07:36

people that already have like a

1:07:38

they're already kind of prone to

1:07:40

some sort of mental Yeah, health

1:07:43

issue and I got to tell

1:07:45

you Lauren I mean look at

1:07:47

her hand. It's like it's like

1:07:49

it's like a pan's laboring looking

1:07:52

at a trapped alien If you

1:07:54

saw the lifetime document language like

1:07:56

a rival It made sense to

1:07:59

have a guardianship. Wendy is sober

1:08:01

now. She is fine. I have

1:08:03

spoken with her for hours and

1:08:06

hours, as have many others. And

1:08:08

everybody comes up with the same

1:08:10

conclusion. She's back. to the old

1:08:12

Wendy yet. She's back to the

1:08:15

old Wendy. So she's, uh, like,

1:08:17

like, like, doxing children. And, uh,

1:08:19

Wendy Williams is insane. She's insane.

1:08:22

Yeah, like the things, the highlight

1:08:24

tapes of the Wendy Williams show

1:08:26

are, they're amazing. Yeah, and gay

1:08:28

guys love them. That's because gay

1:08:31

guys are, or, or, or, sick,

1:08:33

yeah, sociopathic, depraved maniacs as well.

1:08:35

Gay guy's favorite person is what

1:08:38

he loves because she's a vindictive

1:08:40

psychologist. Yeah, yeah. The only thing

1:08:42

worse than one in Williams is

1:08:44

any gay guy ever. He's not

1:08:47

only in a guardianship, it's a

1:08:49

guardianship that is essentially locked her

1:08:51

up. and thrown away the... Well

1:08:54

how else is she supposed to

1:08:56

be guarded? You gotta keep her

1:08:58

locked up? Doing this interview in

1:09:00

like your own home personal theater

1:09:03

seems like such an insult. Yeah.

1:09:05

She's screaming out a window and

1:09:07

you're like, so how are you

1:09:10

feeling there? He's like eating popcorn.

1:09:12

He's like that sucks man. It's

1:09:14

pretty cool out here where you're

1:09:17

free and shit. Hanging out into

1:09:19

your home theater. She has been

1:09:21

diagnosed with something called frontal temporal

1:09:23

dementia. That's what Bruce Willis has.

1:09:26

That condition never gets better. It

1:09:28

only gets worse. There is a

1:09:30

similar diagnosis called alcohol induced dementia.

1:09:33

That can get better. Wendy is

1:09:35

an alcoholic and she was deep

1:09:37

into alcohol. But the fact is...

1:09:39

When you look at her two

1:09:42

years ago, she's gotten better. That's

1:09:44

so funny. There's no question. Imagine

1:09:46

being such a drunk or you

1:09:49

have to mention you. Yeah, imagine

1:09:51

not remembering the movie you watched

1:09:53

last night. That's crazy. And was

1:09:55

this a misty? And if so,

1:09:58

you know, she's going to get

1:10:00

a reevaluation. But for some reason,

1:10:02

the Guardian said, we don't think

1:10:05

the diagnosis is going to change.

1:10:07

How can the Guardian say that

1:10:09

the Guardian's only talked to her,

1:10:11

like once a month? And I

1:10:14

got to tell you, I've talked

1:10:16

to her. Whatever facility she's in,

1:10:18

how come the people running it

1:10:21

are like, yeah, let her have

1:10:23

like a cinematic, like a really

1:10:25

tragic cinematic moment at the window?

1:10:28

There's a star bus tour that

1:10:30

just pulls her up. Look, that's

1:10:32

Wendy Williams screaming for help in

1:10:34

her aquarium. Her mind is almost

1:10:37

gone. You guys picked the right

1:10:39

to do it? She might not

1:10:41

be there tomorrow. Look at that,

1:10:44

that's Wendy Williams trying to shove

1:10:46

her brain back into her head

1:10:48

through her ear. Why is there

1:10:50

even windows like this that you

1:10:53

could just, you could just go

1:10:55

in New York, you could just

1:10:57

be like, want to look at

1:11:00

Wendy? Look at her, she's just

1:11:02

crying on the phone with Harvey

1:11:04

Levin, putting her hand up to

1:11:06

the fucking... Jesus Christ of the

1:11:09

window! She used to be so

1:11:11

untalented, it's really unbelievable what's happening.

1:11:13

For hours and hours and hours

1:11:16

over the last month. And this

1:11:18

woman is better. She needs a

1:11:20

sober coach. I personally, I don't

1:11:23

think she needs a guardian. This

1:11:25

is a luxury where you're... That's

1:11:27

crazy. Yeah, she used to like,

1:11:29

fucking... Oh, she did something.

1:11:32

Hold on. Last thing on Wendy, if

1:11:34

I can find it. There was

1:11:36

a kid that was like... I vaguely

1:11:38

remember this. But I don't really keep

1:11:41

up on Wendy Williams all that much.

1:11:43

When you were... There was one where

1:11:45

it's like a... I don't know.

1:11:47

Do you know what happened? Yeah. She's

1:11:50

talking about this like... Yeah. She's talking

1:11:52

about this like... Yeah. She's talking about

1:11:54

this like... She's talking about this like...

1:11:57

Yeah. She's talking about this like...

1:11:59

She's like... She's like... She's like... She's

1:12:01

like... She's like... She's like... She's like...

1:12:03

and like all his talent and all

1:12:06

this shit and then she goes he

1:12:08

has just he died that's being

1:12:10

so hung over that new ones that's

1:12:12

being so hung over that nuanced the

1:12:15

whole crowd is like who's great don't

1:12:17

we love him though we love him

1:12:19

he has just died mmm and

1:12:21

then like moves on with the show

1:12:24

yeah her her chadeh her shadiest

1:12:26

moments are wild yeah I mean you

1:12:28

resort to just She's a shady. Cat

1:12:30

is wild. She's wild. She's wild. She's

1:12:33

like wild. Wendy. Yeah, but when you're

1:12:35

hung over every single day like

1:12:37

that brutally, like they are, it's like

1:12:39

you resort to just one main function.

1:12:42

And it's either bluntness or you laugh

1:12:44

all the time like Jimmy Fallon. Yeah.

1:12:46

Because you have no words to

1:12:48

really form. These women are like a

1:12:51

buffer to come up with something to

1:12:53

say. Yeah. Yeah, I think you know

1:12:55

it's getting really bad when you have

1:12:58

like a nickname for the type

1:13:00

of beverage you're consuming with the activity

1:13:02

I have an ant that just refers

1:13:04

to them as purse beers. First beers.

1:13:07

You want a purse beer? I'm like,

1:13:09

that's just a beer in your

1:13:11

purse. You're not, there's nothing cute about

1:13:13

this. You're carrying beers with you. But

1:13:16

they're making it cute. Yeah. I don't

1:13:18

know, I just can't, I just hoping

1:13:20

the best for ASEP Rocky. So,

1:13:23

you know, because, you know, the ASEP

1:13:25

mom, you know, you guys have

1:13:27

done such good work together, you know,

1:13:29

Jesus. I know, well, prayers to ASEP,

1:13:32

dude. Rocky! I did not know you

1:13:34

were up to this. I'd be very

1:13:36

upset. Mr. ASEP. The saying you

1:13:38

held the gun on, really? You have

1:13:41

a news boy cap on and a

1:13:43

best. Well, I guess we should wrap

1:13:45

it up. Fucking jellies in Seattle. Yeah.

1:13:48

Yeah, I'll be back next week.

1:13:50

He'll be here. We're gonna go to

1:13:52

do these damn jock weeks. Slow month.

1:13:54

They're quick month. They're quick month, actually.

1:13:57

Yeah, black history month. Just like that,

1:13:59

you know? Maybe, why do they

1:14:01

give black history? Is it because they're

1:14:03

so fast that they make it a

1:14:06

fast month? Yeah. Yeah, they just want

1:14:08

to get to the end. Am I

1:14:10

right? They're not even like really

1:14:12

like, it's not even like a branded

1:14:15

thing anymore, right? I think they

1:14:17

stopped it. Yeah. Because of, it's more

1:14:19

about, I think Juneteenth turned into Black

1:14:21

History Day. Yeah, I think we like

1:14:24

said something where we're like, they can't

1:14:26

have it all. Well, everybody else

1:14:28

gets like St. Patty's Day. February does

1:14:30

not, yeah, there's not as big of

1:14:33

a black history month thing. I think

1:14:35

it's because Juneteenth is the day. Yeah,

1:14:37

it's for black people. You get

1:14:39

a single to Mayo, St. Patrick's Day,

1:14:42

Juneteenth. It's funny though that that's the

1:14:44

one that celebrates the tragedy. Which one?

1:14:46

No, I was just a victory. No,

1:14:49

I'm saying Juneteenth. It's like a

1:14:51

day of morning, right. Yeah, right. Yeah,

1:14:53

right. on HBO. The Watchmen made Juneteenth.

1:14:55

It's the only way people find out

1:14:58

about history these days is you have

1:15:00

to hope for HBO to do

1:15:02

a show on it. comic books. Yeah,

1:15:04

comic book show about it. Black Wall

1:15:07

Street, Tulsa, Oklahoma. I had no clue

1:15:09

until I watched that show. Me neither.

1:15:11

But now, yeah, like, I haven't

1:15:13

seen much Black History Month stuff. It's

1:15:16

more like, like, I've seen like

1:15:18

at Laker games will say, like, like,

1:15:20

celebrate black culture. Yeah. Yeah, I mean,

1:15:22

but I want to celebrate it. So

1:15:25

shout out. We won't stop me from

1:15:27

celebrating it. Happy Black History Month.

1:15:29

Love black guys. To, uh, fucking Andrew

1:15:31

Schultz and, um, macamore. Akash, same, macamore,

1:15:34

yellow wool, aquafina. Yeah. Yeah. All the

1:15:36

rest. Shout to them, yeah. Who else?

1:15:38

Vanilla ice. Vanilla ice. Have you

1:15:40

seen people playing ice, ice, ice, baby,

1:15:43

but vinyl ice? Well, driving next to

1:15:45

Mexicans protesting the ice protein. No, but

1:15:47

that's very funny. It's amusing. It's amusing.

1:15:50

I think my word folks. What

1:15:52

do you guys think? What do you

1:15:54

guys think of the damn protest? I

1:15:56

mean, is this Christ? They won't stop.

1:15:59

I think they stopped actually finally. The

1:16:01

protest. I haven't gone to the

1:16:03

gym in two weeks. Yeah, every day

1:16:05

there was a protest. Well, they're

1:16:07

stopping the traffic. I want to find

1:16:10

a new route. I've seen them. They're

1:16:12

like, you know, they're stopping cars. It's

1:16:14

all these little kids going out there.

1:16:17

Student protest? Yeah, it's always like

1:16:19

14 year olds. There's a bunch of

1:16:21

14 year olds. Are they coming into

1:16:23

your bar at all? Because it's right

1:16:26

by your eyes. No, because they're little

1:16:28

kids. I've seen a lot of

1:16:30

adults. A lot of adults. Every, the

1:16:32

last two, the last like two times

1:16:35

I've seen them in the day. It's

1:16:37

always like two times I've seen them

1:16:39

in the day. It's always like

1:16:41

two times I've seen them. It's a

1:16:44

wild way to protest. 101 and Alameda

1:16:46

to be like anti-deportation, but be like,

1:16:48

we're right here. We're right here. Yeah.

1:16:51

Come get us. Well, I imagine

1:16:53

those are the legal ones. Maybe well

1:16:55

the ice rates are well I

1:16:57

think the illegal ones are too busy

1:16:59

working You know I mean yeah, I'm

1:17:02

like I'm building a house right now

1:17:04

I can't go protest. Yeah, I was

1:17:06

at Home Depot a couple days

1:17:09

ago and they were still in the

1:17:11

parking lot Yeah, asking for work and

1:17:13

stuff and I was like you guys

1:17:16

are fucking that's gonna be like storming

1:17:18

the beaches in Normandy right now

1:17:20

Yeah, shouldn't have Tom Depot parking lot.

1:17:22

They say that like apparently we're due

1:17:25

for some big There's last week came

1:17:27

internally from the F FBI so Yeah,

1:17:29

FBI you know, are

1:17:31

agents are leaking ice

1:17:34

raids are are going

1:17:36

to happen. Good Good, good. Make

1:17:38

it interesting it interesting. You

1:17:41

know, know, it's

1:17:43

fun. There's a mole like

1:17:45

a Paul Revere Yeah, warn them make

1:17:47

the I'll warn them.

1:17:50

you know Paul Revere when know

1:17:52

on that ride when

1:17:54

he was on that

1:17:56

ride, he met

1:17:58

up with his that

1:18:01

cigarette so the cold So

1:18:03

the coolest part about

1:18:05

Paul Revere's ride

1:18:08

is he met

1:18:10

up with his buddy

1:18:12

who just had

1:18:14

sex. buddy. was very,

1:18:17

he, he just fucked

1:18:19

fucked the chick. if it's Paul

1:18:21

but he has

1:18:23

a butt plug a

1:18:26

as he's doing that.

1:18:28

And he's he's doing that

1:18:30

and he's going, I'm coming! I

1:18:32

like that. All right, good work everybody.

1:18:35

right. Good work,

1:18:37

everybody. Good night night, guys.

1:18:39

Good night, Good was

1:18:42

great. That really good

1:18:44

work on that. really good work on

1:18:46

that. This rocks.