0:06

You

0:13

motherfakers,

0:20

you

0:26

motherfakers.

0:37

He's

0:40

like,

0:42

hey,

0:45

did

0:47

it? Yeah,

0:49

he's got

0:52

some of

0:54

my voice

0:56

face. Nooo

0:58

never had

1:01

been your

1:03

collection. I

1:05

make music

1:07

that he

1:10

let you

1:12

find. You're

1:14

upset I can't lift

1:16

you up. I can double down

1:18

on that line, but spray

1:21

you this time. That's random,

1:23

max of kindness. Know

1:26

you're a master manipulator and

1:28

a bitch who will lie

1:30

you too. But don't tell

1:32

no lie about me and

1:34

I won't tell truth about

1:36

you. What

1:38

a time, what a time, she

1:40

came at the king. It's so

1:42

weird on the timing, I

1:45

think, our king. Our

1:47

favorite actor, our favorite

1:49

actor, Baldoni, at the

1:51

Super Bowl. Our favorite

1:53

actor, Baldoni, I think

1:55

Kendrick's gonna bring Baldoni

1:57

out. At the Super

1:59

Bowl. Crowd loses it think

2:01

about it a white bitch That got

2:03

a little flew a little too close

2:05

to the sun Drake and Blake

2:07

lively They need each other right

2:09

now. They need each other right

2:11

now. Two white bitches. They should

2:13

collapse. They should collapse I really

2:15

thought Kendrick Drake beef was going

2:18

to be the most exciting beef

2:20

of like all time and then

2:22

as soon as I thought that

2:24

boom Bowdoni out of nowhere. Yeah,

2:26

he's a POC. He's Italian. Oh,

2:28

they're people of color And he's a

2:30

Jew, actually. He's a Jew. Italian Jew?

2:32

Yeah, fuck. Is he? Yeah, he's a

2:35

Jew. For some reason I thought you

2:37

said POS at first. I'm like, all

2:39

right, if we like that, I don't

2:42

hear you, I don't know. POS. They

2:44

did a gag order on Baldoni because

2:46

they're like, they're Baldoni's people or they

2:48

set up a whole website where they're

2:51

posting all the text messages. Oh yeah,

2:53

that's so cool. Yeah, it's like revenge

2:55

porn or something. Yeah, it's awesome. Whoever

2:58

his team is that's fighting back

3:00

against this fraud, this coward, this

3:02

coward, this is amazing work. Did

3:04

you guys see the video that

3:07

they release? So there's like, like,

3:09

like, like, long video of them filming like

3:11

a it's like a scene where there's not supposed

3:13

to be talking it's just for a montage in

3:15

the movie where they're dancing he didn't want talking

3:17

yeah he said it's just dancing she felt

3:19

awkward she's like I feel like we

3:22

should talk so she starts talking to

3:24

him and then her narrative is that

3:26

he wanted to talk during the scene

3:28

where there's supposed to be no talking

3:30

and they go all right bitch we'll

3:32

release that because that's the scene where

3:34

she said he tried to kiss my

3:36

neck he tried to kiss my neck

3:38

yeah It's crazy, crazy lies. I mean,

3:40

Jesus Christ, you'd think Justin Baldoni's a

3:42

black guy that would, like lively is

3:45

lying on him. Truly, this is like

3:47

some fucking, this is what happened

3:49

to Kobe. So I don't, maybe

3:51

this is covered in the video.

3:53

And me too, too. Maybe this

3:56

is covered in the video. A

3:58

me too, me too. It's like

4:00

I've caught whatever John

4:03

has. The hell is

4:05

going on with me.

4:07

Avengers assemble. That was an

4:09

off-air bomb reference. So here's the

4:12

video. It goes on. No, no.

4:14

Here's the video. Hell yeah. And

4:16

Miss Lively's complaint alleges that during

4:19

his scene, Mr. Baldoni and Miss

4:21

Lively were filming for a slow

4:23

dance montage, Mr. Balnoni was behaving

4:26

inappropriately. The following video is captured

4:28

on May 23rd. Clearly refute Miss Lively's

4:30

characterization of his behavior. The scene in

4:32

question was designed to show the two characters falling

4:35

in love and on and longing to be

4:37

close to one another. Both actors are

4:39

clearly behaving well within the scope of

4:41

the scope of the scene and with

4:43

mutual respect and professionalism. These are all

4:45

three tags. We go watch the 10-minute version

4:47

or we go down? Yeah, absolutely.

4:49

Here we go. I can't get enough of

4:51

this this case in this story. Yeah. Can

4:53

you full screen? It is. You want it

4:56

to be? You want it to be the

4:58

cover off? You just read it. Do you

5:00

not know how we do the show? I

5:02

thought we did. Should we just not show

5:04

us anymore? You feel weird? You feel self-conscious?

5:07

I thought I was this entire time, I

5:09

was supposed to look at the big TV,

5:11

because we bought the big TV, and then

5:13

I realized the entire time I was looking

5:16

at your laptop and we watched videos and

5:18

I felt bad like we were wasting the

5:20

big TV. You really bonked your head hard

5:22

on that, right? Interesting, and this happened two

5:24

months after we got the TV. We're all

5:27

worried sick about you, man. We're all worried

5:29

sick about you, man. We're all worried sick

5:31

about you. All

5:34

right, let's go with the

5:37

fucking thing. Jesus Christ.

5:39

You know, ET listeners

5:41

a long time to

5:43

read this. Lily and

5:45

Ryle slow dance in

5:47

the bar, patrons around

5:49

them drinking and watching

5:51

sports, completely in their

5:53

own world. This is

5:55

the script. Oh yeah,

5:57

it's already written so

5:59

much. Yeah, I love

6:01

behind -the -scenes stuff on it like especially

6:03

when it's a like a masterpiece. It's

6:05

like the apocalypse. That's the hearts of

6:07

dark Dude,

6:12

they he should really make a director's

6:14

commentary cut that you could buy a blu

6:16

-ray and he's like yes They're in this

6:18

scene this cunt decided to be a

6:20

huge fucking whore and a bitch You're getting

6:22

fatter in this We had a six -week

6:24

break and so there was we we

6:26

had some conversations about it She is it

6:28

noticeably fatter because it's supposed to be

6:30

one day She'd

6:36

be like I had a baby and I was like, what'd you

6:38

fucking eat the baby? Got

6:46

The fart

6:48

cut Like

7:01

here's a we got this she's

7:03

shaving her armpits behind on this

7:05

set so we got that footage

7:18

And then can we can you give us a

7:20

few like a couple cues of like they

7:22

score? Just so everyone

7:24

else around us is Supposed

7:26

to be a meaningless scene in the

7:28

movie in which a bunch of Extras or

7:30

they're supposed to be watching a big

7:32

game. I saw the movie. There's no big

7:34

game They're not at a bar watching

7:36

a game big games on this guy's come

7:38

on guys You gotta click a big

7:40

game. Come on Blake. I'm the biggest fag

7:42

you've ever seen. I love football Let's

7:45

go to the bar and then slow dance.

7:47

Well the Eagles are on that's what straight guys

7:49

do right big straight Straight

7:51

guys like they go to the bar and they

7:54

like they stare longingly into their lover's eye as

7:56

the pats are as

8:00

it was earlier on. No, it's

8:02

never gonna be because we're in

8:05

slow mo, but just they're watching,

8:07

you know, people are watching games.

8:09

We see some things like that.

8:12

Yeah, thank you. Listen to his

8:14

direction. I mean, it's like John

8:17

Ford or something. This is incredible.

8:19

Acting and directing, it's

8:21

not so easy. Yeah. Ready.

8:23

And everybody gets. And playback.

8:32

So by the way this whole thing Blake did not know

8:34

they had audio so that's why they that's why she

8:36

went to this footage as like she thought she could

8:38

get away with it comes out I can get away

8:40

with this lie because they weren't it's it's it's a

8:42

scene with no audio in it yeah but they got

8:44

audio but balldoning by the way how gummy she's a

8:46

fact the receipts he's an idiot every little said

8:48

I've been on the I mean I got

8:51

caught talking shit about the production at lunch

8:53

one time one time they were like you're

8:55

like you're like you're like you're like you're

8:57

like you're like you're like you're like no

8:59

like no like no Well this is great,

9:01

we're doing a great thing,

9:03

or sorry. Should people

9:05

look at me? No,

9:07

because everyone knows when

9:10

you're working on a

9:12

hunk of shit, it's

9:14

a hunk of shit. Just

9:17

don't tell the director. Or

9:19

the guy, like whatever, you

9:22

know, the creative team behind

9:24

him. Wow. Imagine leaving no

9:26

lip Reynolds for this hot?

9:29

You get to, you have,

9:31

you, you're excited to leave

9:34

fucking no lip low talking

9:36

fake cynical Reynolds to go

9:39

hang out with this fucking

9:41

authentic beauty? Authentic beauty. It's

9:43

an authentic beaut. A natural

9:46

beaut. It's fucking Italian stallion.

9:48

Exactly. Right on just like, it

9:50

feels like a skunk, just had

9:53

sex with a hand grenade. And

9:55

she's like, okay, I have to

9:57

get a seat about that. Some

10:00

extra scenes, we just added

10:02

them. That was funny, Reynolds,

10:05

but really great stuff. Love

10:07

your target jokes. Love your

10:10

target t-shirt humor, Ryan. It's

10:12

great, I'm definitely not bored

10:14

of you. Love you chilling

10:17

with my peeps, humor, Ryan.

10:19

Love it, Ryan. You're so

10:22

funny. God, you're just so

10:24

witty. She calls him Reynolds.

10:27

Reynolds, you're like funnier than

10:29

every comedian. I gotta go

10:31

meet JP. Reynolds, that's so

10:34

costly of you. I gotta

10:36

go hang out with Bob

10:38

Monny though. Rob McLean, he's

10:41

sucking his thing, he's like,

10:43

babe, where are you going? We're

10:45

gonna watch a shitty soccer team,

10:48

no one cares about,

10:50

that we bought. I

10:53

mean she, I know

10:55

they're acting but... She's

10:58

in love. This has

11:01

gotta have an effect

11:03

on the weak female brain. Right. She's in

11:05

love. And I think, yeah. This must have

11:08

an effect. Well, that's a big narrative right

11:10

now is that, like, she had a crush

11:12

on Baldoni, she made her advance, and he

11:14

was like, whoa, I'm married. I believe that

11:16

with all my heart. I think this is

11:19

the wrath of a scorned lover, is what

11:21

started this. For sure. She had a huge

11:23

crush, and it was not. A lot of

11:25

people have said that. But I think it's

11:27

I think it's really it's it's Reynolds pulling

11:29

the string I think it's Reynolds making her

11:31

Trying to be like I'm your man and

11:33

I'm gonna back you up and this is

11:35

your first movie since you got a baby

11:37

And I have to be there and this

11:39

can't be a native experience You know what

11:42

my conspiracy is? It's that he doesn't want

11:44

her to act this first role. She's in

11:46

a long time He was like, we should

11:48

sue this motherfucker knowing it'll make Lively look

11:50

really bad because he is kind of bulletproof.

11:52

No, he's not. He's getting shit on. Dude,

11:54

he's dead. He's bulletproof. Yeah, but it's still,

11:56

even if, no matter how much money you have,

11:58

you still want to be like. It still hurts

12:00

to have people. People won't care. Most

12:03

people will consume his media, don't give

12:05

a fuck about what's happening here. I

12:07

bet if you check Twitter, if he

12:09

has Twitter, Twitter is also not a

12:12

good, I think, test for. That's media,

12:14

that's the new media. Yeah, but I'm

12:16

just saying I think he knew this

12:18

would fuck her name up and she'll

12:21

never work. No, that's not true. That's

12:23

my conspiracy. News just came out today,

12:25

it's probably, after this video, so I'll

12:27

say I'll say it, so I'll say

12:30

it. So lively team said like hey

12:32

we want to issue a gag order

12:34

because There's a lawsuit pending and so

12:36

we don't want to like poison Yeah,

12:39

you know the judge or like the

12:41

public opinion so stop releasing info on

12:43

this and that was Reynolds going like

12:45

hey, let's just cut this off because

12:48

I look like a fucking car. Oh,

12:50

it's making them both or they're Hollywood's

12:52

and yes, it's really affecting her more

12:54

Yeah, but Reynolds was, he was like...

12:57

They look terrible. He'll be completely fine.

12:59

They're a couple of amperturds. Financially, he'll

13:01

be fine. A couple of what? Amperturds.

13:03

Two amorturds this time. Truly. And I

13:06

hope it ends Ryan Reynolds' fucking run,

13:08

because I am sick of his oar

13:10

shit. That guy's sense of humor is

13:13

the same as like when you go

13:15

to a like a like a like

13:17

a food truck run by guys that

13:19

think they're like funny Like a Portland

13:22

food truck. Yeah, and it's like one

13:24

of the options is like just a

13:26

ton of shit That's his yeah, you

13:28

order a burden. They go you want

13:31

that the fucked up way? Exactly. Yeah,

13:33

I guess add chili to it and

13:35

then it's sure yeah Something is fucked

13:37

up. Are you gonna rape my bird?

13:40

What are you doing? Now somebody will

13:42

get like there's something super violent that

13:44

he goes, oh, that's making me horny.

13:46

Yeah, that's his whole sense of humor.

13:49

He's Spencer's gifts. Yeah, he's a Spencer's

13:51

gift. The dog, yeah, you walk in

13:53

there and it's just like, okay. Yeah,

13:55

he sees like, yeah, like a, like

13:58

a, it's invader's inhuman. new hole. Oh,

14:00

exactly. Yeah, I just got half a

14:02

job. This voice is horrible too. It's

14:04

like, high pitch. Yeah, you mean, weird.

14:07

There's too much Reynolds. Oh, yes.

14:09

I like it when you're mean. Was there

14:11

ever a point that you guys like

14:13

Reynolds? Yeah, I like the moon. When

14:16

he was behind the scenes, like, and

14:18

he was like a side character. Just

14:20

funny and he's funny and waiting. He's

14:22

funny and waiting. He had a really

14:24

funny and waiting. And, uh, Harold is,

14:27

or Kumar is like, hey, we need

14:29

like a pound of weed, stat. And

14:31

he has like a really funny line

14:33

where he's like, what in God's name

14:35

would you need that for? And he's

14:37

just like a very dead pan delivery

14:40

and a funny, a funny little cameo.

14:42

He was, I actually liked him. Two

14:44

guys, a girl in a pizza place

14:46

was my favorite sitcom when I was a

14:48

little kid. You know, you know,

14:51

who's Van Wilder? Who's that actor?

14:53

Him, that's criminal. No, no, no,

14:55

no, who's the fucking dude in,

14:58

you know, where they fuck the

15:00

pie, American Pie? Who's in Biggs?

15:02

No. Stiffler? Stiffler, who's Stiffler? Sean

15:05

Williams, Scott, William Scott. He stole

15:07

his shit. He stole his shit.

15:09

He stole Sean Williams, Scott, Williams,

15:12

Scott is doing shitty sitcom. Sean

15:14

Williams, Scott. Yes, that's what I think

15:16

personally. I think Sean Williams, God's just

15:18

be a list now. I think Sean

15:21

Williams, God's too smart to have. He

15:23

got cast in pretty big recently. Good.

15:25

He's making a comeback. Well, whatever. And

15:28

what? He's, he's, he's, he got cast

15:30

in something pretty big recently. I forgot

15:32

what it was. I saw him in

15:35

a sitcom. That Sean Williams, Scott never

15:37

amounted to what we all wanted. Still,

15:39

we got, we got goon out of. Look

15:43

at JB. Look at

15:46

him. Just thinking about

15:48

his wife. All he

15:50

likes loves one woman.

15:52

I proud Italy, American.

15:55

She was probably think

15:57

we should be talking.

16:00

I think it's more romantic if we're

16:02

like... He's like, well, you're not

16:04

the director, he's fat bitch. She's

16:06

nervous, that's why she wants to

16:08

talk. She's nervous, because she's fucking

16:11

dripping. Yeah, they're like, cut, don't,

16:13

don't slip on her squirt. Yeah.

16:15

Bring out the mob. Bring out

16:17

them up. And let's be honest.

16:19

I'm sure Baldoni cut a hole

16:22

in his pockets before the scene.

16:24

I'm sure he's jerking. Yeah. Not

16:26

for her though. He's grossed out

16:28

by her. Because it's like the

16:30

moment you kiss, then you give

16:33

them the thing that they want

16:35

to see. Yeah, well the whole

16:37

montage, the whole, he's like, in

16:39

this scene, he should just go,

16:41

listen, I'm the fucking director. Okay,

16:44

shut up. Look at that bitch.

16:46

Love the idea this is another

16:48

funny thing about movies and just

16:50

when you know most things are

16:52

pieces of shit But so much

16:54

work goes into it is that

16:57

Baldoni is thinking like like they

16:59

have these they have these discussions

17:01

over meaningless shit because you're making

17:03

a piece of shit already But

17:05

they don't know it He believes

17:08

in it. So they're like like

17:10

he went home. He's like she

17:12

fucking she wanted to talk in

17:14

the montage scene and that could

17:16

really meant it's like yeah It

17:19

the movie sucks. It's not there's

17:21

not like one little thing where

17:23

it's like you know I liked

17:25

it until I saw them kind

17:27

of talking in the montage scene

17:30

kind of just like took me

17:32

out yeah I feel like that

17:34

scene called for quiet but it's

17:36

very it amuses me to watch

17:38

I love watching people Really care

17:41

obsessed about the news about absolute

17:43

bullshit. I keep thinking about him

17:45

being disgusted by her and every

17:47

time he calls cut he steps

17:49

into one of those hazmat showers

17:52

All right now that's off of

17:54

me. I can think right now.

17:56

I can think right now a

17:58

PA has a garbage You need

18:00

a puke again, J.B? There's like

18:03

a nail with a hose after

18:05

every take. Like, all right. Well,

18:07

there's a- Sanitized Baladoni. There's a

18:09

whole, there's a thing coming up

18:11

where there's like a, it's like

18:13

a, it's like a tanning lotion

18:16

that he smells. And so let

18:18

me explain this. Because I thought

18:20

that would be explained in this.

18:23

So real quick, she, her big

18:25

claim was that there were, they

18:28

were in this scene where none

18:30

of this was scripteded. Smelt her

18:32

very creepily, licked her neck and

18:35

smelt her and then said, what?

18:37

And then said, you smell good.

18:39

That was a lively's narrative.

18:42

And then here's

18:44

actually what happened. I

18:46

think it comes a

18:49

lot later. I think

18:52

it was a great

18:54

time. They tell extras

18:57

to come on in.

19:00

They're having a great

19:02

time. I used to

19:05

want to talk about

19:07

her kids. I used

19:10

to talk about her

19:13

kids. She's

19:16

in pure ecstasy. Yeah. Even

19:19

though she's acting, it's like

19:21

she seems really. Not that good.

19:23

I think this is why she

19:25

picked this scene in her female

19:27

brain. She remembered this and how

19:30

pissed off she was that he

19:32

wasn't her her fucking husband. You

19:34

know what I mean? And then

19:36

she's like, this made me mad

19:38

side to make him rape me

19:40

in this scene. Because that's the

19:42

only time I can't be mad

19:45

about this. Yeah. She keeps

19:47

biting her lips.

19:50

I mean, Jesus

19:53

Christ. You can't

19:55

act. A wet

19:58

pussy. It's an

20:00

unsimulated wet person. Right?

20:02

We do a score?

20:04

Can we do a

20:06

score? Can we do

20:08

a score? A couple

20:11

scores? Look at him.

20:13

Right back in the

20:15

directing mode. And look,

20:17

she's pissed off. It's

20:19

like when you answer

20:21

your phone during sex.

20:23

Yeah. The illusion. He

20:25

answered the phone during

20:27

sex and she's pissed

20:29

off. She's like, Tom

20:31

Cruise waking up in

20:33

vanilla sky right there.

20:35

That's like, like, like,

20:37

it was all fake.

20:39

She forgot. Oh my

20:41

god, we're making a

20:43

movie? Oh, she thinks

20:45

she's scar? Wait, whoa,

20:47

hey! She thinks she's

20:49

on the best date

20:51

of her life. He's

20:59

like, shut the fuck up. He's like,

21:01

shut the fuck up. I know you

21:03

and Ryan talk all the time, M.

21:06

Oh my gosh, we don't, shut up.

21:08

Oh my god. Oh, he's killing me.

21:10

He's talking shit about her husband? Smooth

21:12

operator. No, it's like, he's just a

21:15

player. I can't help. And Emily and

21:17

I have like, we have these moments

21:19

for, literally, we've done it for like

21:21

five minutes. Oh dude, pause, pause, pause.

21:24

He's saying that. He's like you guys

21:26

talk you guys aren't as good a

21:28

couple as us. Yeah, he is also

21:30

getting you think it's what you say?

21:33

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we just bliminally

21:35

me and my bitch We stare at

21:37

each other a lot you and Ryan

21:39

you guys like talk and like yeah,

21:42

watch cartoons. That is exactly Yeah, I

21:44

know you got to go home and

21:46

watch adventure time with Ryan tonight, but

21:48

yeah Captain crunch and watch yeah regular

21:51

show with your random husband Me and

21:53

me and we do breathing exercises. I

21:55

give her an oral sex. Soo as

21:57

we do. I saw her quit. You

22:00

and Ryan. He goes, I saw God

22:02

and my wife's pussy last night. I

22:04

give her quaking organ. That's really cute.

22:06

But me and my wife, we turn

22:09

the heat up to 95. We turn

22:11

the lights off and we have an

22:13

eight hour fuck session until I pass

22:15

out. Dude, he's fucking killing her right

22:18

now. See, we drink Peyote and we

22:20

see God and each other's sex organs.

22:22

While you and Ryan. He goes, I

22:24

saw God and my wife's pussy last

22:26

night. Pussy last night. But no, no,

22:29

no, Brian for Family Guy is

22:31

really fun. It's like, I think

22:33

you would find it terrifying.

22:35

It's literally, we just literally

22:37

hear each other and like can't

22:39

even see him. Oh, dude, he's

22:41

a connection. Yeah. But like, that's

22:43

just how it's been for us

22:45

from the beginning. Damn! Oh my

22:47

God, dude. I gotta say, this

22:50

is actually insane. Like, she looks

22:52

so evil to me because she's

22:54

having such a great time with

22:56

a man. and do this to him.

22:58

He's actually killing it because his wife

23:00

can't get mad about this either. I

23:02

know. If he was just like, I'm

23:04

just explaining to this a list female

23:07

celebrity how good our relation. Yeah, the

23:09

wife loves this. Yeah, oh this is

23:11

a slam dunk as a husband. Her

23:13

husband should be furious about this. Her

23:15

husband should be furious about... She did

23:17

that her husband should be furious divorce

23:19

instant. Oh yeah. Was like you let

23:21

him talk to you that like a bite?

23:24

I don't even know what's so alluring about

23:26

alluring about... Lively. She's high, don't

23:28

get it all. Lively. She's not. And

23:30

fakels. He was married to Scarlet

23:32

Johansson before, Lively. It's such a-

23:35

Fock off, really. Yeah. Yeah, it

23:37

is. Well, she's- I think he

23:39

couldn't run Scarjo. She's too smart.

23:41

Well, she's like a little bit

23:43

too smart. She's also just like

23:45

more- well, not more famous, but

23:47

that she's like equal. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

23:49

she's not equal famous. Or he's not equal

23:51

famous to her. Oh, actually, yeah, with that

23:54

with all the dead pools and stuff. I

23:56

don't, I hate the same dead pool thing.

23:58

You can't, you can't ignore that. She's like,

24:00

she's like, she's like real movies.

24:03

Yeah, exactly. She's like at the

24:05

Oscars. She's way more talented. She's

24:07

way more talented. She's been a

24:10

real movie. But Rock is more

24:12

famous than almost every actor. Ryan

24:15

Reynolds every year sits home and

24:17

watches the Oscars in his fucking

24:19

stewie griffin pajamas. Okay. His pajamas

24:22

are the link shirt with the

24:24

cargo shorts. I think that's cute.

24:26

You guys are really cute. I

24:29

think that's cute. You guys are

24:31

really cute. Oh my god. You

24:33

guys are having a little fun,

24:36

that's cute. God, he's a card.

24:38

He's the man. I love on

24:41

another dimension, but you guys are

24:43

cute. It is so funny that

24:45

he's gonna do this and throw

24:48

her down a staircase. You guys

24:50

are just, you're so basic. So

24:52

you think that's love, that's cute,

24:55

okay? Guys, keep rolling. It would

24:57

take a futuristic alien society to

24:59

transcribe what I love means to

25:02

your fable mind, but you guys

25:04

are adorable. I think it's amazing.

25:07

Yeah. You want the Stanley Cup?

25:09

Also just the day that these

25:11

people have these extras, it's just,

25:14

what a worthless life it is

25:16

to be in Hollywood. Okay, this

25:18

is a piece of shit. All

25:21

right, they won the Stanley Cup,

25:23

and then you go, hey! You

25:25

do that 30 times. And then

25:28

you know what you get? You

25:30

get some free goldfish. You get

25:33

some free cheddar goldfish. I walked

25:35

through 50 extras today. mid-take at

25:37

like 730 a.m. on the way

25:40

to the cafe. Like one of

25:42

those guys that tried to stop

25:44

him against it saw me walking

25:47

toward him and he goes, oh,

25:49

hey, sir, do you mind crossing

25:51

the street and then going like,

25:54

you know, I go yes. No,

25:56

I just said, oh, what's going

25:58

on? What are you guys doing?

26:01

He goes, we're making a commercial

26:03

and I go, and I go,

26:06

what's going on? What are you

26:08

guys doing? He goes, making a

26:10

commercial and I go, he goes,

26:13

making a commercial and I go,

26:15

he goes, he goes, he goes,

26:17

he's making a, he goes, he's

26:20

making a, he's making a, he

26:22

goes, he's making a, he's making

26:24

a, he goes, he's making a,

26:27

he's making a, he's making a,

26:29

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

26:31

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

26:33

he's, he and it backs up and she jumps

26:36

in it. Yeah, this is where I live. I'm

26:38

not gonna stop my day for you fucking in.

26:40

And also it's public. They're not a way to

26:42

tell people, like, move. No. So you, you fuck

26:44

with them. It's really great. I heard a case

26:46

of Hollywood Brain, the other day, is a buddy

26:48

of mine. His roommate's girlfriend is really, she's a

26:50

commercial actress. And they had everyone over there watching

26:53

like sports, and when the commercials came on, he

26:55

would pause the TV or like mute the TV,

26:57

or like mute it. And she go, and she go,

26:59

and she go, He's like, it's commercial,

27:01

she goes, uh, yeah, some

27:03

people, that's like their whole

27:05

world. And I kind of

27:07

want to see, I kind

27:10

of want to see the

27:12

commercials. And he was just

27:14

like, oh, okay. You mean

27:16

you? She thinks she's supporting

27:18

the arts and her, her,

27:20

her, her comrades. Yeah, because

27:22

she's, yeah, because I could see

27:25

some, some people I know, or

27:27

any of these things, yeah. Yeah.

27:30

And then let's just do one

27:32

almost like super close. Can you

27:34

guys frame up on the semester?

27:36

Back to director mode and she's

27:39

pissed off again. Like, oh my

27:41

God, I was just about to

27:43

come. This guy can do it

27:45

all. It's when you get off, when

27:48

you have to get off, you get

27:50

off. Let me go, hold on.

27:52

Yeah. Yeah. He's like, can we

27:54

get a close up and also

27:56

a mop for the floor around

27:58

us? It's a tripping hazard. We

28:00

lay towel down for the

28:02

scene. Don't get it too.

28:04

They want it? Don't give

28:06

it to them. They score.

28:08

Just keep restraint. Yeah. Score.

28:10

Do a little bit of

28:12

restraint. Right. That's the horniest

28:14

lady I've ever seen. No

28:16

acting is... It's obviously not

28:18

acting. Imagine just being called

28:20

ponytail lady So demeaning you

28:22

got there at 5 a.m.

28:24

You got there at 5

28:26

a.m. Here we go. Sorry

28:28

I fair your name pony

28:30

to a lady. Could you

28:32

do your fucking stupid walk?

28:34

Ponytail lady do the fuck.

28:37

Go back. No! It's like

28:39

literally you have to walk.

28:41

You got one job, you

28:43

stupid ponytail bitch. Fat gut

28:45

guys. Can you celebrate again?

28:47

Hey, psoriasis, come on, jump

28:49

for joy. It just goes,

28:51

beaner, move. She goes, oh

28:53

so nosy, his nose was

28:55

in her face. Well, yeah,

28:57

well she got a fucking,

28:59

she got rhinoplasty. She had

29:01

a nose job then. She

29:03

wants to ride his fucking

29:05

nose, like a Sibbian dude.

29:07

She definitely does. She shows

29:09

him in court with an

29:11

eye patch on, cleaning her

29:13

nose, and his nose pumped

29:15

her eye out. It's like

29:17

a Daniel Cormier stuff. She's

29:19

gonna show up to court

29:21

like, fucking Janus soprano, a

29:23

neck brace, and all sortsa

29:25

sorts of sorts of shit.

29:27

That's an interesting comment. That's

29:29

the one thing Baldoni. A

29:32

little bit. Just got a

29:34

shutdown. Got a call on

29:36

insurance month and just deal

29:38

with that. I got it

29:40

right. Cut. Just kidding. No,

29:42

it's true. That's why we

29:44

hired Jenny's late too. No.

29:46

That's an interesting comment. That's

29:48

the one thing Baldoni. Little

29:50

rude. Little rude. Well, isn't

29:52

she a true too? It's

29:54

like a member of the

29:56

tribe. They're allowed to say

29:58

it about. each other. He's

30:00

also lumping himself into it,

30:02

so it's not bad. Self-deprecating.

30:04

It's a friendly banter. It's

30:06

a friendly banter. It's why

30:08

we hire a Jenny Slade.

30:10

She's got a big fucking

30:12

ugly one. Well no, that's his sister

30:15

and a thing, so it's like, oh

30:17

look, we have the same kind of

30:19

nose. We have how done, he's never

30:21

done anything wrong. Right. You're right. My

30:24

apologies, yeah, you're too, Jizz.

30:26

I'm gonna take you down. So

30:28

if you're like, oh, we missed

30:30

some stuff. Yeah. They know each

30:33

other better than that. Look

30:35

at her. Backseat directing.

30:37

Again. Backseat directing. Way

30:39

too big for a

30:41

bit. You know, see, I think

30:44

they know each other better than

30:46

that. And so on this

30:48

scene. Oh, oh. Oh, I

30:50

mortgaged my future. Buying the

30:52

rights to this piece of shit.

30:55

I'm marrying someone she

30:58

doesn't know with lots of

31:00

red flags. You know what I

31:02

mean? You're like, oh, okay,

31:04

there's stuff that we don't

31:07

know. Yeah, it feels... Let's

31:09

see. One step further,

31:11

Catherine, please. Great, thank

31:13

you. Let's start on

31:16

action, let's just do

31:18

everyone celebrate it as

31:21

a game going on,

31:23

on action. Let's do

31:26

a scene

31:29

where I'm

31:32

such a

31:34

sports

31:38

fan that

31:41

I have

31:44

the hat

31:47

of the

31:51

TV. He, great

31:53

director decision, he goes, this

31:55

is bad. Because we might

31:57

need it. Once again, more

31:59

points for Baldoni. Just in

32:01

case we need it. Okay,

32:03

taking

32:06

it

32:09

right

32:12

off

32:16

though.

32:19

I do keep thinking about the

32:21

reality of this scene. Okay, okay.

32:24

This is big. He doesn't like

32:26

her, dude. No, he's doing a,

32:28

he's acting. Some nice little kisses

32:30

as a guy who's in love

32:32

with his wife or whatever. You

32:35

can't take this shit. Okay, Marlon

32:37

Brando, they shoved butter up that

32:39

woman. Gazz and raped her. Her

32:41

big last tangle in Paris. She

32:43

didn't complain about it for 40

32:46

years. Good lord. Fuck up. This

32:48

is Hollywood sugar tips? Buck up?

32:50

Buck up! What if she thought

32:52

his nose was his tongue? And

32:54

he brushed against her. Oh, you

32:57

mean actually? No, I thought that

32:59

was a joke. No. So he

33:01

does kisses. I said Lick, I

33:03

think she actually claimed kissing. Oh,

33:05

well come on, he's bad. Yeah,

33:08

no. First of all, you should

33:10

be thinking. Yeah. The judge goes,

33:12

you've been licked by the best.

33:14

I don't know what to tell

33:16

you. Well, it's not bad. It's

33:19

my body maker. Oh my. Well,

33:21

it's not bad. It's my bodymaker.

33:23

Oh my gosh. So she's getting

33:25

all insecure. So that is what

33:27

she claimed with the really creepy

33:30

smell thing. My body makeup. Yeah.

33:32

That was supposed to be. They're

33:34

going to court over that. Right.

33:36

She's bringing that to lawyers. Like

33:38

look. after seeing that her spin

33:40

on it is now looks like

33:43

an insane lie which it is

33:45

yeah so like proves it she's

33:47

a gypsy this is what gypsy's

33:49

claim is like an offense against

33:51

them it's so weird too because

33:54

she doesn't need the money like

33:56

why you brush up against them

33:58

and they go oh to

34:09

director mode. I'm planting. Yes. Slow motion. It's

34:11

going to be a 17 minute break off.

34:19

Very simple stuff, but that amount before

34:21

I always thought she was, I'm gonna

34:23

ask that back. But

34:25

there's no description. Ryan

34:28

Reynolds is in the back and a chair

34:30

is reading Captain Underpants. Are

34:36

you dumb baby trying to learn from the

34:38

best? He's been no David. No He's

34:41

studying comedy He's

34:43

belly laughing at SpongeBob

34:45

SquarePants I

34:57

do keep thinking about the reality of

34:59

scene though like if there was a there's

35:01

a packed sports bar in Boston watching

35:03

the stand And something a couple doing Get

35:06

killed. And break it up and be a fucking quiz.

35:08

There'd be no, there'd be no room. real

35:16

It's real funny couple dancing

35:18

of the ball. It's

35:21

fucking hilarious The

35:24

fucking bro is on Her

35:33

fucking he'll just shatters under the

35:36

wave those

35:39

pressure videos, the compressor. Ha ha

35:41

ha ha ha ha ha ha

35:46

The hydraulic

35:48

press I

35:57

Great ass Say

36:00

anything nice about this

36:02

beach. I don't get

36:04

don't crop out or

36:06

heel. Oh, there's just

36:08

sparkle Shut the fuck

36:10

up. Stop directing dumbly

36:12

bitch. Your butt plug

36:15

heals. Those are weird

36:17

hills. Yeah, for the

36:19

love of God, kid

36:21

or butt plug heals

36:23

in there. Ryan Reynolds

36:25

walks in, yanks her

36:27

shoe off, and just

36:29

shuts in his own

36:31

ass, and goes, I

36:33

was looking for those.

36:35

Could you ask next

36:38

time? And then he

36:40

looks into the camera,

36:42

and he goes, ah,

36:44

that's better. Go home,

36:46

little shoe. I

37:02

hear Blake has a

37:04

sex scene today, mind

37:07

if I watch? He's

37:09

bringing his own, his

37:12

own cuck chair to

37:14

the set. Meaning, here

37:17

we go. It's such

37:19

a whoper, we're a

37:22

pulling concrete. The whole

37:24

bar gets sucked in.

37:27

All the extras fall

37:29

over. Marbles and fucking

37:31

ping pong balls in

37:34

the bar. It looks

37:36

like go-koo-goo and super-sains

37:39

pebbles are lifting up.

37:41

Let's slow work down!

37:44

We're losing power! The

37:46

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37:49

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37:51

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watch. This is just like

39:51

just a trial on to

39:53

lively. This isn't recent, but

39:55

she did blackface and she

39:57

admitted it on video as well

40:00

Just in long obviously this is the

40:02

set of accepted. Obviously you're fucking idiot

40:04

if you can't tell that. She's me

40:06

all for it because I truly am

40:09

again I deliver that you guys are

40:11

yes rebuttal. My best friend and I

40:13

were in 10th grade. She's hot actually

40:15

very fucking hot. I know but I'm

40:18

so disgusted with her that I now

40:20

I can't even find her attraction. She

40:22

got a nose job though because she

40:24

looks like Balbona. I like the old

40:27

nose. Maybe I think she's way hotter

40:29

way hotter right now. Yeah. I mean,

40:31

in this, I mean, they always fuck

40:33

up. Plus, Suji does not make them

40:36

more. I've never seen it look good.

40:38

Do you think a younger woman is

40:40

hotter than the older version? Well, that

40:43

actually is. Sometimes there is a lot

40:45

of, there's some certain cases where it's

40:47

crazy. You look back at them, you

40:49

go, what the hell was that about?

40:52

And then they're, in their mid 30s,

40:54

and you go, you are prime. Yeah.

40:56

She's crazy because she's the other. Yeah,

40:58

I know. She and Sarandon got better

41:01

looking with age to me. I never

41:03

liked her. I think Helen Mirren. Helen

41:05

Mirren. Yeah. Helen Mirren's been hot for

41:07

a thousand years. Hot sake. I mean,

41:10

not that she got hotter, but she's

41:12

gotten hotter in different ways. Mersitome. Like,

41:14

it's a different, I mean, something happens

41:16

where it's like, they're, like, they're, they're

41:19

dated because of the 80s. They have

41:21

the 80s look, so they're like, oh,

41:23

you don't look as good. You look

41:26

better in the wrestler. Yeah. Because it's

41:28

the 2000s or something. That's possible. But

41:30

I also think- Is modernity a real

41:32

word? Yeah. I think so, yeah. Oh,

41:35

yes. Never modernity. And modernity. Modernity. Modernity.

41:37

Modernity. Modernity. Modernity. I think it's modernity.

41:39

Modernity. Modernity. I think it's modernity. Modernity.

41:41

I think you said that. Otherwise it

41:44

would be modernity, and I would sound

41:46

retarded, modernity. Modernity. Yeah, okay. We all

41:48

could be wrong. Yeah, I don't know.

41:50

Let's spend more time on it. I'm

41:53

so smart. I'm just fucking break my

41:55

brain. I'm fine, I'm fighting genius, man!

41:57

We're dry around like stalk these guys.

42:00

We decided one night to go to the

42:02

arcade where they were, and I put bronze

42:04

all over myself in a scary spice fro,

42:06

so I thought they even think I was

42:08

like a black girl. He's a speeder. Oh,

42:10

wait. Sorry, I'll take that back. Sweet, or

42:12

she's a vicious racist and she should be

42:14

killed. Didn't know where she was going. This

42:17

is Burbank High School antics, I don't know

42:19

what to tell you. Exactly, there's nothing wrong

42:21

with that. Probably the most relatable thing about

42:23

her is that she did Blackface. She's like

42:26

Jimmy Kimmel, where it's like the only time

42:28

I've liked them is when they did Blackface.

42:30

Is there anything else? I mean, should we

42:32

get into the gag order or should we

42:35

move on? Well, maybe

42:37

we celebrate this

42:40

with a little

42:42

song. We could

42:45

celebrate it. We

42:48

could celebrate

42:50

it. I

42:52

think there's

42:54

a lot

42:56

to do

42:58

here. I

43:00

see dead

43:02

people. Oh

43:05

yeah! I

43:07

like it

43:09

when it

43:11

looks like

43:13

it works

43:15

really well.

43:17

You're going

43:19

down! Man!

43:22

Man! Yeah man!

43:25

He is hot! It

43:27

looks like he says

43:29

the N-words. Just talk

43:31

to him and they

43:33

in love. Just make

43:35

sure you hide your little sister

43:37

from him. They tell me trust

43:40

when they get your honey down.

43:42

All right. Beautiful. Mother of God. I love

43:44

it a lot. Paldoni for life. Baldoni. He's

43:46

my favorite director. Baldoni. You know what I

43:49

mean? To the king. Paldoni. How do you

43:51

think his career will shape up after this

43:53

though? It's not going to survive. Nothing will

43:55

happen. Yeah, it's not going to sell it.

43:58

He'll make some money and hope. you know,

44:00

go off into the sunset. Yeah,

44:02

because I don't see him being

44:04

embraced by Hollywood either. No, he's

44:06

just, he's too stiff. He's a

44:08

terrible actor. Yeah. Well, I'll tell

44:10

you right now, every studio is,

44:13

I guarantee you're, I guarantee you're,

44:15

I'm around, you know, every studio

44:17

is, I guarantee a Ryan rounds

44:19

is zero in every fucking studio.

44:21

They need to, we don't want

44:23

to piss off Ryan Reynolds. They

44:25

need to make sure this. It'll

44:27

be like, you know, PR level

44:29

of amber herd. Yeah, I don't

44:31

think it'll go to court. No.

44:33

It's looking too bad for one

44:35

party. Yeah. I mean, it'll be

44:37

interesting. Unless she's just got some

44:39

bombshells, you know. You raped her.

44:42

He just full-blown raped her. What

44:44

else do they fucking head? I

44:46

mean, that's essentially what she's going.

44:48

I mean, that's crazy. She's making

44:50

him out to be like Richard

44:52

Ramirez. Nasty

44:55

attempt to silence Baldoni. Ryan Reynolds

44:57

is standing by his wife Blake

44:59

Lively even though she's clearly in

45:02

the wrong when it comes to

45:04

her legal battle with Justin Baldoni.

45:06

So let's get into it. Oh

45:08

my god. Does he have like

45:11

those contacts or they make your

45:13

eyes look insane? Can you play

45:15

up in the beginning for Joey?

45:17

Just the reveal is nuts. the

45:19

wrong when it comes to her

45:22

legal battle with Justin Baldoni. So

45:24

let's get into it. It was

45:26

like a jump scare. It was

45:28

like a gay jump scare. This

45:30

has had quite the run in

45:33

Hollywood, but it looks like his

45:35

time is over. It's not even

45:37

close. He decided to get involved

45:39

in his wife's drama, which I

45:42

get it, he's trying to be

45:44

a good husband, but Blake Lively

45:46

is clearly in the wrong, and

45:48

Ryan Reynolds' actions aren't helping. He's

45:50

now requesting a gag order against

45:53

Justin Baldoni's legal team. He's being

45:55

represented by Brian Friedman, we've spoken

45:57

about him, on the channel before.

45:59

It's a fruitless effort though, you

46:02

can't. Crazy, because I mean, Blake

46:04

served Justin with a long-suit. I

46:06

feel like everyone has the right

46:08

to go and speak up. Yeah,

46:10

huh? Look at him. He's like,

46:13

he's going to freeze. Especially by

46:15

his guy. He has the right

46:17

to go and defend himself. It's

46:19

interesting that she can release text

46:21

messages that are edited and to

46:24

release more, and she's trying to

46:26

stop. I'm just fascinated with

46:28

this guy. I have no

46:30

case. It's giving. That's what

46:33

it's giving. Stop putting out

46:35

this evidence because it's

46:37

ruining the fake allegations

46:40

that I made up to

46:42

destroy your... I hate people

46:44

that say it's giving. It's

46:46

so forced in this at

46:48

least. What if I pull out a

46:50

knife? What's that giving? What's

46:53

that giving? You go,

46:55

you're giving me Pussy. It's

46:58

giving. Career, smear your name.

47:01

Is giving, please stop

47:03

swaying, public opinion,

47:05

please stop making.

47:07

Thanksgiving is giving thanks?

47:10

I'm getting, it's giving

47:12

thanks on Thanksgiving. Christmas

47:14

is giving presents?

47:16

It's just giving presents

47:19

to me. Everyone just adopts

47:22

something that everyone else did.

47:24

Yeah, what black woman did?

47:26

It's just our black. It's

47:28

just everyone just copies the same

47:31

shit and they think they're like they

47:33

sound like unique or the sun is

47:35

annoying to me. Yeah, it's funny. There's

47:37

like kind of like no such thing

47:39

is like a wigger anymore That's just

47:42

that is just now young people talk.

47:44

Yeah, it's just no matter where you

47:46

are. There's no like there's no like

47:48

regional dialect. No, it's just every young

47:50

Be given all kinds of things. I

47:53

know, but since that's all they watch

47:55

all day, that's what everyone talks. I

47:57

feel like this generation or the next

47:59

generation. are going to have less

48:02

of a regional accent than

48:04

before. Even when somebody, when

48:06

a white girl was girl,

48:08

I'm like, shut up. You

48:10

wigger, bitch. Or like, bitch.

48:12

Yeah. Well, that's what I

48:14

do. That's what I do with the Commerce

48:16

Casino. When I'm playing war with that. Oh, you

48:19

bitch! You bitch! That night at the Commerce,

48:21

you did come off like Larry David and

48:23

that poker scene when he's like, oh, you conned,

48:25

you're such a con! By the way, Weston's

48:27

back for his first ever professional fight at

48:29

Commerce Casino, so we have to go to that.

48:31

Oh, hell yeah. Beautiful. I wish I was

48:33

at a different... I would never go back there.

48:36

Surely the worst casino I've ever been to in

48:38

my life. I'm so excited though. That casino

48:40

is so weird. It's like somebody just set up

48:42

a bunch of tables in a parking lot. Put

48:44

a fake, like roof. It's the lighting, like a

48:46

fake, like roof. It's the lighting over anything. It's

48:48

just, if it was a little, a bunch of

48:50

tables in a parking lot, you put a fake

48:52

roof. It's a fake, put a fake roof, like

48:54

a fake, like roof, like roof, like roof, like

48:56

roof, everything, everything. Everything. Everything. Everything, everything, everything, everything,

48:58

everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything

49:00

so horrible, everything, everything, everything so horrible, everything, it's

49:02

so horrible, it's so horrible, it's so horrible, it's

49:04

so horrible, it's so horrible, and then I, and

49:06

then I have, it's, it's, it's, this flashback of

49:08

commerce I went oh like it like hurt me

49:10

I was like oh fuck stains on the ceiling

49:12

tiles one is missing you smell like disgusting Chinese

49:15

food like it's like Chinese you

49:17

feel like a guy's eating like

49:19

a fucking chicken foot like while

49:21

playing poker it's just a weird

49:23

place it's gross it's hell but

49:25

I'll go back for west you go

49:27

back the day before and then the

49:29

day of probably yeah I'm just sick

49:32

of everyone sounding the same

49:34

Every kid every every

49:36

guy everyone says no No,

49:38

bro, bro, bro. I hate bro.

49:40

Yeah, I hate say people that

49:42

say bro unless they're black.

49:44

Yes, bro course course But

49:47

like every single person's like

49:49

no bro. It's obnoxious We

49:51

will ever all the body

49:54

can't put to watch every

49:56

guy's like no bro with

49:58

the back bro You're watching

50:00

cops, you're watching cops. You're

50:02

watching cops. You go, why

50:04

does everyone talk like this

50:06

now? They all talk the

50:08

same. I think the most

50:11

annoying one to me is

50:13

type shit. I fucking hate

50:15

type shit. Oh, type shit.

50:17

Oh my God. What does

50:19

they mean? Type shit? I

50:21

don't know. Say in a

50:23

sense. We're getting older by

50:25

the second. It's like, it's

50:27

like, it's probably the most

50:29

vague one, because I think

50:31

I understand. I've never even

50:33

heard that. It's like, it's

50:35

like a light dead homies.

50:37

It means, no, I mean,

50:39

just like bet, I think.

50:41

Yeah. I thought it means

50:43

like that type of shit.

50:45

Type shit. Oh, that's like,

50:47

no, it's like an affirmation,

50:49

I think. It's an affirmation.

50:51

It's like, yeah. Like, yeah,

50:53

I also want that type

50:55

of shit. Yeah. Yeah, she

50:57

is. Dead mommies. I think

50:59

her funeral is tomorrow. Type

51:01

shit. Yeah, yeah. Type shit.

51:03

Type shit. Yeah. No, I

51:06

need to rent a tux

51:08

for the funeral, for my

51:10

mouse funeral to type shit.

51:12

Oh, yeah, right. I think

51:14

I need to order a

51:16

rape kit. Rape kit, uh,

51:18

rape kit. Should we keep

51:20

doing this? No, this guy

51:22

sucks. I feel like we

51:24

settled this case. Yeah, we

51:26

settled the case. We figured

51:28

it out. Uh, you guys

51:30

see that bishop? I hate

51:32

it. That went after the

51:34

church. I love church. I

51:36

heard John told me the

51:38

MLK impression essentially. No, no,

51:40

this is the bishop. The

51:42

aspiscopilian bishop, which is a

51:44

fake religion that was basically

51:46

just begging Trump. That was

51:48

basically just begging Trump. Like,

51:50

please, don't kill him. Try

51:52

to really lay down the

51:54

law. I was gonna say

51:56

this is me a cringe.

51:58

Trump everywhere is. Let me

52:01

make one final plea. No.

52:03

Mr. President. Please

52:05

don't kill me. Millions

52:07

have put their trust in

52:09

you. And as you told

52:12

the nation yesterday, you have

52:14

felt horrified right now.

52:16

The providential hand of

52:19

a loving God. In the

52:21

name of our God, I ask you

52:23

to have mercy upon the

52:25

people in our country. We're

52:27

scared. We're scared now. He

52:30

goes no I don't know. I will

52:32

bag me for it. Democratic.

52:34

There we go the second

52:37

he said transgender. I fucking

52:39

love JD dude. Why? It seems

52:42

hilarious. I think I like JD.

52:44

I like JD. I know. Nothing

52:46

about. I get sex with this

52:48

couch like a man of the

52:50

people. Yeah. Uh, Marine Corp. Even

52:53

if you hate Trump, like the

52:55

good thing about this is that.

52:57

If we have to, the next eight years

52:59

will, after Trump will probably, JD,

53:01

I wouldn't mind him so far

53:03

as president. Seems like a normal

53:05

dude. I really know nothing about him.

53:07

Well, that's a ridiculous thing to say

53:10

about any politician, but yeah. And the

53:12

people. The people who pick our crops. Seems

53:14

like a rain. And clean our office

53:16

buildings, who labor and poultry farms.

53:19

Regular guy in a hard job. It's

53:21

got an Indian wife. Yeah. So how

53:23

do you fight that, bud? Good luck

53:25

with that. And he lets all the

53:27

Trump supporters stand in line. They just

53:30

fucking push her. She goes every way

53:32

out there. I mean, she. Nice to

53:34

meet you. Nice to meet you. Mr.

53:36

Biden. Nice to meet you. Mr. Biden.

53:38

He goes, hey. That's my wife. He

53:40

was only I can do that. I'm

53:43

going to go get a cup of

53:45

coffee. You guys have your fun doing

53:47

all that. Five. You guys have your

53:49

fun doing all that. Hey JD

53:52

is this your fucking H1B wife?

53:54

He puts an hourglass down he

53:56

goes okay and when that runs

53:58

out you stop. Right here she

54:00

looks like she's haunting a photograph. Yes,

54:03

yes. Like in a horror film, like

54:05

she wasn't there when we took the

54:07

photo? She looks like a ghost. I

54:10

mean, look at Avanka, she looks insane.

54:12

Avanka's out there. Not Avanka. She's in

54:14

the back. I don't know who Disago

54:17

is. I've seen a bunch of memes

54:19

of her. Malania. Malania. No, but the

54:21

girl in the back, I see a

54:23

ton of memes on her. on her

54:26

reaction to this. That's Trump's youngest daughter.

54:28

I just can't believe they allowed an

54:30

Episcopalian dyke fucking bishop to speak in

54:33

front of that guy. Yeah, what is

54:35

this? The L.A. Fire Department? Why the

54:37

fuck did they do that? I'd be

54:40

like, if I was trying to be

54:42

like, no, I'm not letting that cut

54:44

talk to me. I mean, he calls

54:46

the shots, he could say no. They

54:49

didn't know. They were, they were ambushed

54:51

by woke. Who's a Piscopale? They were

54:53

am, but also, I don't understand, I

54:56

know Piscopole, they're like the woke church

54:58

or something? It's a fake fucking church.

55:00

Doesn't this lady know the book that

55:03

she loves says she should be killed?

55:05

And not, she won't go to heaven?

55:07

What is it, John, do you know?

55:09

Do you know? She'll go to heaven?

55:12

What is it, John, do you know?

55:14

Do you know? There you go. The

55:16

Bible says kill gay people. It's one

55:19

of those dead ass. Exactly. Doesn't she

55:21

realize every time she's, she fucking is

55:23

smashing her pussy against another pussy that

55:26

like she's going to, in the old,

55:28

considering the book she loves? Exactly. It's

55:30

one of the few times in the

55:32

Bible. I think it might be the

55:35

only time where it specifically says you

55:37

should be executed for doing this. It's

55:39

in Leviticus. It's in Lev. Yeah. Type

55:42

shit. Type shit. Yeah. But you know,

55:44

it's like it's like an in Jesus

55:46

in the New Testament said he's not

55:49

here to raise previous scriptures. So yeah,

55:51

they, you can't like pick and choose

55:53

that shit. So I just don't respect

55:55

religions. I'm like, I'm gonna cherry pick

55:58

the fucking book. I don't like. Sure,

56:00

that made me into it. Lean into

56:02

it. Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking like,

56:05

I hate that shit. She shouldn't be

56:07

religious. No, she shouldn't be on fucking

56:09

speaking as a priest or as a bishop.

56:11

It's silly. Who washed the dishes

56:13

after we eat in restaurants and

56:15

work the night shifts and hospitals.

56:18

Here's where Trump started.

56:20

Trump wasn't listening at

56:22

the beginning and I was like, oh

56:24

boy. He goes. But the vast majority

56:26

of immigrants. They pay taxes.

56:29

Is this to me? And our

56:31

good neighbors. They are faithful members

56:33

of our churches and mosques. I

56:35

think this is to you. You know, what

56:38

is the, what is the lack of

56:40

understanding from, I understand, I

56:42

guess, being afraid of him

56:44

and this, some of the

56:46

things that they say, whatever,

56:48

but like, what is the,

56:50

they keep saying immigration as

56:52

if they're not deporting illegal immigrants.

56:55

They're acting like they're just like

56:57

they're deporting a guy that's running

56:59

a bakery in New York whose

57:01

family came here as immigrant like

57:03

what is I think there's people

57:05

in the match them together and

57:07

it's just like it's just they

57:09

they're acting like they're just deporting

57:11

anybody that you know came here

57:13

even legally like the argument is

57:15

that there are people who've been

57:18

here for like 30 years yeah

57:20

illegally but then there was like

57:22

some uh maybe it was the

57:24

Biden administration where they will count

57:26

them as citizens. We won't deport

57:28

them. But Trump is now like, no,

57:30

we're counting them. Right, Connor? Get a green

57:32

card. Get a green card. Huh? Get a

57:34

green card. Yeah. Isn't here for that long?

57:36

Get a fucking green card. Yeah, I don't

57:38

really. I mean, I'm just trying to figure

57:40

out what. That's a complicated situation, but I

57:43

don't know if I really like... Still the

57:45

law like you got it. It's not a

57:47

complex situation. I'm sure immigrants there immigrants who

57:49

have been here illegally for a long time

57:51

who are good people. There are immigrants who

57:53

have been here for a short time or

57:55

long time or probably bad people. The bottom

57:57

line is is there's a macro issue involved

57:59

here. And the issue is, is we've been, the

58:02

Democratic, the Democratic politicians have let these people

58:04

in, and they're using them as a voting

58:06

base. That's what it is. And it's like,

58:08

it's, it's, it's, and it's like, it's, it's,

58:10

and it's also just bad for society. There

58:12

has to be checks and balances. You can't

58:14

just let anyone into a fucking country. Eventually,

58:16

it's, it's, it's, and it's also just bad

58:18

for society. There's, the, the, the, the recent

58:20

ones are like, the, the, the, the, the,

58:22

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

58:24

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

58:26

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

58:28

the, the, They can all go. I don't

58:30

care about how long they've been there.

58:32

Chinese. I think if I was president,

58:34

I would say yes, if you've been

58:36

here 30 years and you're undocumented, there's

58:38

gonna be a process we can do

58:40

where we've, if you're not a criminal

58:42

in your previous country, we'll figure something

58:44

out for you. But like, you know,

58:47

like it's, it's, they started the, the

58:49

deportations on day one and there, it

58:51

seems like they're only, it's so far

58:53

targeting like, like, like, like, like, like,

58:55

like, like, like, Which is crazy that

58:57

guy was allowed to stay here anyways.

58:59

At second he's on the radar. He

59:01

should have been kicked out of the

59:03

fucking country. Someone just told me

59:05

that they just did an ice raid at

59:07

like Home Depot in Burbank. Really? Yeah. Shit.

59:10

Hmm. Like there's just the guys in the

59:12

parking lot? I think so. I gotta say

59:14

it. It's pretty, I got to say it.

59:16

It's pretty good. I got to say it.

59:19

Who's driving my construction site? And he goes.

59:21

He goes, every single day up until President

59:23

Trump was sworn in office, they were playing

59:25

like, you know, Mexican music. And then he

59:27

drove by and it's like, Salindian is blasting

59:30

out of these construction sites? And he goes,

59:32

these guys fucking get it. All right, they're

59:34

going to keep driving. That's so funny. Did

59:36

you see the going back to Haiti thing with

59:38

the border? Yeah, that crazy guy. That was nice. Yeah. Well,

59:41

no, did you see the borders are responding? He goes, you're

59:43

going back to Haiti. This guy gets arrested, he's like, I'm

59:45

not going back to Haiti, and then they cut to the

59:47

board, he's like, he's going back to Haiti. I just find

59:49

it hard to believe, I mean, like, I don't want to

59:51

jump to conclusions, but it's like, you know, I had friends

59:54

growing up whose parents were illegal, and the idea of like

59:56

deporting them seems like the most inhumane thing of all time.

59:58

I get it. They got a full life. I get

1:00:00

it. It is inhumane, but it's one of

1:00:02

those things where until you feel, until you're

1:00:04

affected by it personally, when you have a

1:00:06

personal, it's like the palisades fire thing. I

1:00:08

knew somebody that lost their house and their

1:00:11

cat died, and so I got, that's the

1:00:13

only thing that made me kind of care

1:00:15

about, and I mean, not kind of care,

1:00:17

but that's like the one thing that maybe.

1:00:19

get like invested like this is sad whereas

1:00:21

you guys were like fuck the palisades those

1:00:23

rich cops it's kind of like not filing

1:00:26

once it affects you personally well the one

1:00:28

that's the one that's scarier than this though

1:00:30

is the heritage law where it's like if

1:00:32

You're like the anchor baby thing where it's

1:00:34

like if you're born in the States or

1:00:36

birth rights citizenship. It's like that is scary.

1:00:38

I don't like that either. If you're born

1:00:40

here, I think you're American. Yeah, you're American.

1:00:43

That only applies to after the if that

1:00:45

if that does go into place, which it

1:00:47

won't, but if that does go into place,

1:00:49

which it won't, but if that does, that

1:00:51

applies, that applies to, which it won't, like

1:00:53

a voting, like they're like. Looked at how

1:00:55

it is. No. They don't need taxes. Oh,

1:00:58

so they don't have to pay more things,

1:01:00

right? Well, if they get busted, we don't

1:01:02

have to pay, we don't have to do

1:01:04

illegal immigrants pay tax. I think a lot

1:01:06

of them don't. And also, the other thing

1:01:08

is, is fucking a lot of money's exiting

1:01:10

the United States. By the way, John doesn't

1:01:13

pay taxes. So it's like, what do we

1:01:15

talk to? I'm American. The parents that were

1:01:17

illegal that were here for 25, 30 years.

1:01:19

It's like, we all have the personal idea.

1:01:21

It's like, no, that would be crazy. comes

1:01:23

a colleague one day and you're like oh

1:01:25

fuck he's fucked it's also so hard to

1:01:28

go to any other country like you can't

1:01:30

go spend a month in Japan or they're

1:01:32

like okay we need a V every other

1:01:34

country's insanely strict with it it's like sadly

1:01:36

I can't be in London for more than

1:01:38

90 days in reality working you have to

1:01:40

make these rules or the country will break

1:01:43

down yes but it's like it is you

1:01:45

know like kind of same once you know

1:01:47

somebody it makes it sad By the way,

1:01:49

I don't know anybody personally. But your friends

1:01:51

are parents. This is happening too. Yeah, but

1:01:53

also I don't know, I also don't know

1:01:55

enough about the subject to even talk about

1:01:57

it. I really don't know. I also, I

1:02:00

have a theory, it's like, listen, if we're

1:02:02

taking their best and their brightest, they're coming

1:02:04

over here, it's actually bad for their country

1:02:06

of origin. Geniuses, it's actually bad for their

1:02:08

country, for their country, they're brightest, it's actually,

1:02:10

it's actually coming over here. It's bad, it's

1:02:12

bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's

1:02:15

bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's

1:02:17

bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's

1:02:19

bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's

1:02:21

bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's

1:02:23

bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's

1:02:25

That's all it. Stay in your country, do

1:02:27

things that fix your fucking country. And also

1:02:30

if I moved to another country, and there

1:02:32

was a safety net for me after five,

1:02:34

ten years of me being here, I'd make

1:02:36

it my number one priority to be a

1:02:38

fucking citizen of that country. But there are

1:02:40

no more priorities to make money here and send

1:02:42

it back to their families. I don't like

1:02:44

that. We shouldn't be letting people send money

1:02:46

out of our country, just leave it. Because

1:02:49

they're not pumping it back into our country.

1:02:51

They're paying it back into our country. and

1:02:53

they used often times they're getting paid in cash

1:02:55

because they because they're because they're no he's talking

1:02:57

about like the best and brightest from other countries

1:02:59

who come here as engineers it's like yes in

1:03:01

the money back if you want who cares you

1:03:03

pay taxes on it you also go out to dinner all

1:03:05

the time too you're saying some money back yes that's

1:03:07

fine I just that's not saying it's bad for they're

1:03:09

no no no no no but I'm saying when those

1:03:12

guys their mental their point of view is like their

1:03:14

priority is their family. Yes, I get

1:03:16

that. But like, I mean, there was

1:03:18

a recent interview where they, not interview,

1:03:20

basically it's like all these, all these

1:03:23

countries, listen, they're not putting in for

1:03:25

gas. It's like the friend you have,

1:03:27

you drive, and he's just out of

1:03:29

in the back, and you're like, are

1:03:31

you gonna, do I vent, Venmo request

1:03:34

him for cash? That's what ice agents

1:03:36

are saying, and they pull up. That's

1:03:38

how you apply. I said, it's like,

1:03:40

I, you know, I'm a fucking, I'm

1:03:42

a hypocrite and a lot of these

1:03:45

things I'm talking about, I don't fucking pay

1:03:47

taxes, but the thing is, it's like, I

1:03:49

should say that in the most, I have

1:03:51

a lot of motions. Of course I pay

1:03:54

taxes, but the other thing is I'm a

1:03:56

seven generation American. My family's been German hillbillies

1:03:58

for fucking, living in the woods. fucking each

1:04:00

other's sisters and like hexing like fuck

1:04:02

you they were not from Haiti just

1:04:05

because some guy named barbecue runs your

1:04:07

fucking country since night 2007 fuck you

1:04:09

well the fucked up thing about the

1:04:11

thing that a lot of people don't

1:04:13

want to don't want to talk about

1:04:16

is that some of these countries they

1:04:18

literally are fagged islands fix your fagged

1:04:20

island i've lost the least gay people

1:04:22

of all time wait which i know

1:04:24

they're downloaded Haiti just getting their heads

1:04:27

chopped up John's like what a bunch

1:04:29

of fackets Is that one of your

1:04:31

queer fetishes, beheading thing? Oh, hey, Haitians

1:04:33

are extremely gay. They're so gay that

1:04:35

they eat men. That's about as gay

1:04:37

as it gets. Mm-hmm. Type shit. Uh,

1:04:40

but the, yeah, I don't know. It's

1:04:42

just, um, I had a thought and

1:04:44

then a riff just took it away.

1:04:46

Bagad Island. Bag of dust in the

1:04:48

wind, that thought. Oh, the thing that

1:04:51

is, is, uh, to think about, is

1:04:53

that a lot of these countries, they're...

1:04:55

When we go, what the fuck are

1:04:57

they all coming here? It's like, well,

1:04:59

we're probably, if you look into it,

1:05:02

go, oh, did we implement a coup

1:05:04

in their government and fuck their entire

1:05:06

country up? So now their country sucks.

1:05:08

So we're kind of reaping. It seems

1:05:10

like a skill issue. Well, I'm trying

1:05:13

our best. Let's face the come on.

1:05:15

If we bomb the shit. If we

1:05:17

bomb the shit out of a country

1:05:19

and displace a bunch of people and

1:05:21

they come here, it's like kind of

1:05:23

our fault. Yeah. You know. It's also

1:05:26

weird to go to the place that

1:05:28

bombed you. It's why don't you go

1:05:30

take a hike? The Mongolians fuck. That

1:05:32

is true, actually. Why are they coming

1:05:34

to the villain? Well we solved

1:05:37

the guy he's no Jesus, you know with the

1:05:39

crime more like stock homey syndrome Days That was

1:05:41

terrible. I liked it. Well, whatever at least he

1:05:43

fucking he withdrew the menthol ban menthols are back

1:05:45

But that's because he knows minorities are fucking stressed

1:05:47

out right now He goes I still

1:05:49

hate me, still hate

1:05:51

me, guys. Menthols are back,

1:05:53

here's a new port.

1:05:55

That was the most racist

1:05:58

thing a president ever

1:06:00

did when Biden banned menthols,

1:06:02

that's wild. Tobacco taxes

1:06:04

are bullshit. And no more

1:06:06

dunk contests. Didn't he

1:06:08

even say something about how

1:06:10

like, like it's specifically

1:06:12

for black people when he

1:06:14

banned menthols? It's an

1:06:16

unspoken thing, but everyone knows

1:06:18

black people's favorite cigarette

1:06:21

is a new port, menthols.

1:06:23

Corn Pop died of

1:06:25

emphysema because he smoked too

1:06:27

much new ports, you

1:06:29

know? Corn Pop. Corn Pop. Who, I

1:06:31

find who that is. He's a Joe Bob

1:06:33

story friend. Oh shit, that's right, sorry. And

1:06:35

Corn Pop, and the black kids, she'd have

1:06:37

hair on my legs. Oh, they would comb his

1:06:39

hair all weird. And my buddy

1:06:41

Corn Pop. What an odd thing. Corn

1:06:44

Pop was a mean dude. But

1:06:49

anyway, yeah, nothing else happens. She just

1:06:51

keeps berating them in this video and

1:06:53

then Trump called her stupid on a

1:06:55

truth social. Nice. goes, she

1:06:57

was very stupid and it

1:07:00

was very boring. He called

1:07:02

the hit boring. I have

1:07:04

the tweet, hold on, we

1:07:06

can end on the tweet.

1:07:08

He calls the bishop stupid. Oh,

1:07:12

that's awesome. The most impassioned

1:07:14

thing she's said. The so -called

1:07:16

bishop who spoke at the National

1:07:18

Prayer Service on Tuesday morning

1:07:20

was a radical left, hard -line

1:07:22

trumpeter. She brought her church into

1:07:24

the world of politics in a

1:07:26

very ungracious way. She was nasty

1:07:28

in tone and not compelling or

1:07:30

smart. Oh my God. Saying

1:07:35

someone's not smart is so funny. he

1:07:37

always says people are not smart. Everyone's

1:07:39

not smart. not a thing, stupid. They

1:07:42

can't argue against that. You can't, you

1:07:44

just said it in salt. Yeah, it's

1:07:46

not in salt, like said, not smart.

1:07:48

She failed to mention the large number

1:07:50

of illegal immigrants that came into our

1:07:52

country and killed people. Many were deposited

1:07:54

from jails and mental institutions. It

1:07:56

is a giant crime wave that is taking place

1:07:58

in the USA apart from her inappropriate state. the service

1:08:00

was a very boring and

1:08:02

uninspired one. He's like me

1:08:04

at Mass and the Catholic

1:08:06

Math. Boring, uninspired. She is

1:08:09

not very good at her job.

1:08:11

She and her church owe the

1:08:13

public an apology. For being so

1:08:15

boring. T. T. I like I

1:08:17

just said lowercase T. Lowercase T.

1:08:20

T. T. He's humble. Is that

1:08:22

what he says off? Lowercase T.

1:08:24

Signing off. Well. Anyway, good work

1:08:27

here. Oh, we're done? Oh, yeah,

1:08:29

yeah. Oh, I don't know. Well,

1:08:31

I was gonna piss. Some great

1:08:33

work. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah.

1:08:36

Yeah. A lot about downy stuff.

1:08:38

Gotta great Baladinos. I want Trump

1:08:40

to get in on Baladini. He,

1:08:42

dude, he's the type of guy

1:08:44

that would. He used to tweet

1:08:47

shit like that all the time.

1:08:49

I feel like just knowing he'd

1:08:51

be too horny for. No. No.

1:08:53

Dude. That's his dream girl. No,

1:08:56

he'd call her a wacko. I'm

1:08:58

joking. I'm just making sure she's

1:09:00

a hot blonde lady, you know.

1:09:03

Yeah, he'd ask her to be

1:09:05

in the, in his cabinet.

1:09:07

Yeah. Well, he was used to

1:09:09

tweet shit about like, you know,

1:09:11

Kristen Stewart and Robert Patinson are

1:09:14

dating. Like he used to tweet

1:09:16

shit like that. Love Twilight. Yeah,

1:09:18

he like, did it get Christian

1:09:20

Stewart? Yeah, he goes, I don't

1:09:23

get it, Robert. Pat and

1:09:25

Shin, you have editor. It's

1:09:28

incredible. Amazing. I love you,

1:09:30

Supreme Leader. Please don't kill

1:09:32

me. It is, it's nice to

1:09:34

have a dictator, kind of.

1:09:36

Every wacky country at a certain

1:09:39

point has, they have a character

1:09:41

that runs them. Fascism is like

1:09:43

fine. Yeah. You know, Mussolini was

1:09:45

fun. And I think we are

1:09:47

the most protected class podcasters, that

1:09:50

is. Yeah, we were the most,

1:09:52

you know, not protected class for

1:09:54

a while. Our goal, our goal

1:09:56

next four years, we make this

1:09:58

podcast so big. Like J.D. Vance

1:10:01

has it on his schedule when he's

1:10:03

running. In 20, uh... They got to

1:10:05

go to the haywalk basement, uh, hopefully

1:10:07

they clear out some of the cans.

1:10:09

It's like, it's like Obama's like year-end

1:10:12

best of songs and podcasts or whatever.

1:10:14

Yeah. We land on Vance's podcast. Yeah.

1:10:16

What's, what's going on? Is he? Let's

1:10:18

save that for the peach. Love White.

1:10:20

Pussy. Pussy. I thought he loved giving

1:10:23

head. Hey, come on. He loved giving

1:10:25

head to dudes and limos. Oh, that's

1:10:27

right, he did used to. He used

1:10:29

to. He used to. That was a

1:10:31

phase. That was a phase. Well, who

1:10:34

hasn't had a wild night in the

1:10:36

limos? You know, Obama loves Trump. You

1:10:38

see him talking, they were having a

1:10:40

great time yucking it up. Yeah. at

1:10:42

the inauguration. It's just so funny you

1:10:45

see these people it's like you like

1:10:47

we just watched that video of like

1:10:49

Gavin News some greeting Trump at LAX

1:10:51

yeah and it's like no matter what

1:10:53

these people say to each other when

1:10:56

they meet each other they act like

1:10:58

they've never said a bad word about

1:11:00

it. Well Ted Cruz had the most

1:11:02

vicious insults levied against him I guess

1:11:04

his wife's like his wife's a stupid

1:11:07

fat ugly bitch and then you know

1:11:09

fast forward six months and he's defending

1:11:11

Trump. Tooth and nail. It's the job.

1:11:13

That's the job. So they signed up

1:11:15

for... Well, he won't? Okay, real quick

1:11:18

before we sign off. I gotta say,

1:11:20

his proposal of ending federal income tax,

1:11:22

I don't know how that would fuck

1:11:24

the country up in some other way,

1:11:26

but just my baby brain goes, that's

1:11:29

the coolest thing I've ever seen proposed.

1:11:31

And if that happens, I would die

1:11:33

for that man. Time to buy a

1:11:35

hat. Time to buy a little mega

1:11:37

hat. No, I would never, I would

1:11:40

never be in, I would never wear

1:11:42

costume and support. You know what might

1:11:44

happen either, that would be, that would

1:11:46

truly be the coolest thing to ever

1:11:48

happen. If it didn't, fuck everything up.

1:11:51

If they didn't have to pay taxes?

1:11:53

Well then state taxes might skyrocket. Still

1:11:55

probably be a little lower. I think

1:11:57

so too. Listen, I'm all for it.

1:11:59

It sounds good to me. I don't

1:12:02

understand how that could work. on any

1:12:04

level, doesn't it? It's probably a state's

1:12:06

rights kind of idea where he's like,

1:12:08

you know, okay, let states do the

1:12:10

taxing, federal government can figure out their

1:12:13

own. It's gonna be something where it's

1:12:15

like, it would be offset by this

1:12:17

tariff thing that he has. Yeah, it's

1:12:19

true, where's the federal government gonna

1:12:21

get their money for wars and

1:12:24

shit? I don't know. Isn't it,

1:12:26

just fucking print more money. and

1:12:28

give it to all of us.

1:12:31

Sell some coke out in Columbia

1:12:33

or something. Well anyway type shit

1:12:35

so yes come to cringe mine

1:12:37

and Ben Avery show February 8th

1:12:39

8 p.m. ticket link is in

1:12:41

my bio Ben keeps forgetting to

1:12:44

promote it on his own podcast

1:12:46

because he's an airhead retarded dumb

1:12:48

ass who who hates making money

1:12:50

I guess he doesn't want any

1:12:52

money so I can't wait for

1:12:54

that show in spite of Ben

1:12:56

please buy tickets to our show

1:12:59

it's gonna be great Derek Kiker

1:13:01

doing his first ever set can't

1:13:03

wait for that. That's gonna sell

1:13:05

a lot of tickets doing the

1:13:07

Derek Kiker stuff. I'm plugging Kiker.

1:13:09

Yeah. That's a stage name. Yeah.

1:13:11

What would you call him as

1:13:13

a nickname, Joey? I'm not going

1:13:15

to go into that. Okay. But

1:13:17

I will say also there's going

1:13:19

to be free wings. Free wings

1:13:21

and free barbecue at the show. So don't

1:13:24

eat dinner before. Couple 30

1:13:26

rats too. Last time you did that people

1:13:28

actually showed up thinking there was wings at

1:13:31

the show. Well actually I got sick I

1:13:33

had all the food and I just got

1:13:35

sick. I'm actually guaranteeing on this one and

1:13:37

I've never broken a promise. I've never said

1:13:39

I'm going to do a big amateur boxing

1:13:42

match. I've never said I was going to

1:13:44

go out and do an audit or anything

1:13:46

like that and then not deliver. And I've

1:13:48

never said I'm going to buy a barbecue

1:13:51

and I have a barbecue and so listen,

1:13:53

don't eat dinner. What was the price? What

1:13:55

was the price like goal line for the

1:13:57

audit? It was like a thousand dollars a

1:13:59

month. Oh no, that was the fight.

1:14:01

That was the fight. The fight is

1:14:04

if like we reached a thousand dollars

1:14:06

on Patreon. Yeah, what was the audit?

1:14:08

I don't remember the price. I don't

1:14:10

know if we had a price. We

1:14:12

were just like, Joey's gonna do an

1:14:14

audit. I think I just liked it.

1:14:16

And I still will. But John, I

1:14:19

have to get John to come film

1:14:21

it because I'm not going to go

1:14:23

by myself. And John keeps canceling. Last

1:14:25

minute. I have. John and Logan, I

1:14:27

think, is the dream team for that.

1:14:29

For the audit? Oh, like two cameras?

1:14:32

Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe Logan films. I'm

1:14:34

Amagansit. You're just a... Oh, he's Amagansic.

1:14:36

You're Amagansic. You're Amagansit? You're Amagansic. You're

1:14:38

Amagansit? I'm Amagansic. You're Amagansit? You're Amagansit?

1:14:40

You're Amagansicamagansit? You're. You're Amagansit. You're Amagansit.

1:14:42

You're Amagansit. You're Amagansit. You're Amagansit. You're

1:14:45

Amagansit. You're Amagansit. You're Amagansit. You're Amagansit.

1:14:47

You're Amagansit. You're Amagansicamagansicamagansicamagansicamagansicamagansicamagansicamagansicamagans I'm down to

1:14:49

fucking. I could probably do it right

1:14:51

now. I feel like you've watched enough

1:14:53

amagansa too. Yeah, you'd be great at

1:14:55

it. Yeah. But here's the thing though,

1:14:58

and they start applying pressure. Okay, well,

1:15:00

you're under arrest. Then you have to

1:15:02

go like, okay, arrest me. I'm going

1:15:04

to sue you, but this is part

1:15:06

of my, you know, protest. I'm auditing

1:15:08

you. You can make it work. We'll

1:15:11

try. We'll try.