0:07

music just

0:17

wanna guess who

0:19

we know music

0:28

You motherfuckers, you

0:31

motherfuckers, welcome to

0:34

Haidwitch. We

0:37

just we just, we saw

0:39

the complete unknown. Yeah. Yesterday, that

0:42

guy Bob Dylan man, he

0:44

was good. Pretty cool. guy

0:46

could really write a

0:48

damn tune. What

0:50

a songwriter. That's what I learned. I'm

0:52

more of a Timothy guy, personally. I like

0:54

his covers more. think he's more challenged.

0:56

but. Chalamet, the covers are a little better.

0:59

Really? Yeah, dude, they're better. They're way

1:01

better than Bob Dylan. Yeah. Yeah. And

1:03

I tell Bob Dylan that's right there's

1:05

a fucking I

1:08

go, sorry, Bob. don't have

1:10

the juice. okay? Yeah. Timothee. But

1:12

you know what? You know

1:14

what Timothee isn't? He's not hiding

1:16

his Judaism like you, Bob. That's one of my

1:18

favorite scenes in the movie. The best scene in the

1:20

movie was there's a moment where they're all having

1:22

a party at like apartment and his girlfriend's there and

1:24

then other person like sees It was her sister.

1:26

Her sister sees his last name and she's like Robert

1:28

Zimmerman. Zimmerman. she's like, don't even look at that. It's

1:32

very funny. It's so devious. like, I

1:34

know your secret Jew. The

1:38

secret's out! Your Jew! That's

1:40

crazy. But goddamn, what a great

1:42

song guy could write. I

1:45

know. And I love the movie. I

1:47

really did it really, did a

1:49

good job because it could be so

1:51

easily the massive embarrassment And

1:53

the trailer made me roll my eyes and

1:55

there's a few line deliveries in the movie that

1:57

you're like, oh god, okay, that kind of

1:59

stinks. But, oh. Overall, it I liked it

2:01

a lot. Yeah, it's impressive to do do,

2:03

know, portray someone like that and and be

2:06

the most the thing of all time. thing

2:08

of could time. been like it could have easily

2:10

just been like parody. He's him in a

2:12

good way where he played same distance

2:14

that Bob Dylan has from everything. that

2:16

Bob are kind of like, I

2:18

don't know anything about him. Yeah,

2:21

yeah, no, it's cool. mean, just

2:23

like. like, I don't know really strides, I

2:25

think, when it's Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, it's cool. I

2:27

an enigma he doesn't yeah just like, express

2:29

himself whatsoever song just writes the song heaviest

2:31

thing like the heaviest thing of of time.

2:33

It like they nailed it

2:35

what was the movie senator? of

2:38

him. It like felt like they 65 yeah

2:40

the him starting and then

2:42

changing to so him starting and then changing to

2:44

festival Did it their minds the Folk

2:46

is my favorite and everyone can't

2:48

help but think about is

2:50

my favorite thing because I just in

2:52

his help but in 1965. some guy in

2:54

his 30s in 1965 who... He's probably

2:57

still, he's old man now, right?

2:59

Yeah. If he's alive. He's alive, we

3:01

fight did. But there's people out there

3:03

that lived for 30 to 40 years

3:05

knowing that they threw a bottle at

3:07

Bob Dylan's head when he was playing playing

3:09

a Rolling Stone. And they hated it. they have,

3:11

and they have, and they, they hated it. I wouldn't be

3:14

able to live with myself. they dinner

3:16

parties I wouldn't be able to live playing like a

3:18

Rolling Stone. Everyone's like, this is one

3:20

of the greatest songs of all time

3:22

when you're in the corner. in like, I

3:24

saw him live. was, I loved

3:26

it. The coolest thing I've ever seen,

3:28

man. this is one of on the complete wrong

3:30

side of history. with that one. It

3:32

was Yeah. It's from dad? Yeah. He's like,

3:34

oh! Play folk! I couldn't get over

3:37

that. I'm like, even though it's a get

3:39

over that I'm like even though it's

3:41

a folk festival I'm like this song

3:43

sounds objectively incredible immediately, and you're like

3:45

hating it. it? Yeah, it's funny cuz

3:47

he plugged his guitar to

3:49

an amp Yeah, to an their Yeah. They

3:51

lost their were the most gay Oh

3:54

hippies shit They really are keeping pieces

3:56

of hippies were the worst. such little

3:58

Pete Phoenix and hippies were the worst. Every

4:01

time he started playing the movie. I'm

4:03

like he sucks Pete Seeger is like

4:05

he's like the guy that that Dylan

4:07

came to to like get introduced to

4:09

Woody Guthrie and stuff And then see

4:11

how Pete Seeger like put him on

4:13

the head Norton yeah yeah he's great

4:15

in the movie, but it is funny

4:17

because he's like like Dylan's like, you

4:19

know I really look up to you

4:21

mr. Seeger and all this stuff and

4:24

then they cut to Pete Seeger like

4:26

what he's known for And he's like

4:28

he's like Yeah, he's just like this

4:30

corny like blues clues ass guy was that

4:32

was like the Kingston trio like that was

4:34

like that arrow with before like they became cool

4:36

and started doing heroin and shit But yeah,

4:38

yeah, boyd Holbrook is also fucking great and it

4:40

plays Johnny Cash Yeah, and it's like he's

4:42

only I love him as an actor great he's

4:44

great He's the movie for like maybe like

4:46

a total like eight minutes Yeah, but his character

4:48

is so funny because he exists purely just

4:50

to go up to Bob Dylan like Johnny

4:55

is just a hype man in the whole

4:57

movie he's obsessed with Bob Dylan. You wouldn't even

4:59

know Johnny Cash like was cool himself the

5:01

movie Johnny Cash the whole time just go

5:03

into Bob Dylan like you're the fucking best dude

5:05

you're the fucking coolest man get out

5:07

there and rip it Johnny Cash it's

5:09

like Bob Dylan literally every scene

5:12

is just I'm going you blow my

5:14

fucking mind man holy shit man

5:16

that's so funny yeah but he's he

5:18

was great. He looked so much

5:20

like Johnny Cash too He did

5:22

had more of that fucked up face

5:24

look than Joaquin Joaquin has the

5:27

fucked up lip, but you know Johnny

5:29

Cash never had that. It just

5:31

sucks. Everyone was like a faggot back

5:33

then you You

5:36

want to elaborate? No.

5:39

No need to.

5:41

They suck that, dude.

5:43

They were so

5:45

gay. What is

5:47

funny... To overcome, that movie did

5:49

a great job of overcoming walk

5:51

hard damage. yeah yeah You know,

5:54

that's hard to do, because walk

5:56

hard made it so like I

5:58

can barely watch any biopic. Yeah, not

6:00

laughing. Yeah, no. Didn't they make a Bob Dylan

6:02

movie where like a chick played him? It was like

6:04

seven people was like, I'm still here. was like

6:06

Kate Bunchett played him a bunch of people played him.

6:08

Oh my queen. I like that movie I think

6:10

yes, I haven't seen a long time remember like enjoying

6:12

it. It's good. It's good It is funny that

6:14

people love Bob Dylan so much But then if you

6:16

do listen to the songs like around his like, Cause

6:19

some of them are like six,

6:21

seven minutes. Yeah. And And the first,

6:23

the first, you know, three. I

6:26

don't know what they're called verses. I

6:28

don't know. I'm a hip hop man myself.

6:30

but bars. bars. But we're around. Bob

6:32

Dylan's got bars. Around minute five, you kind

6:34

of are wondering like, is he a

6:36

great songwriter? Where is he like. Are you

6:38

just rambling? just nonsense? You're like, Do

6:40

you ring? dances while

6:43

the refrigerator cries. Everyone's

6:47

like, come again. Come

6:49

again. Same as the Beatles, some

6:51

of the Beatles shit, you're like, what the

6:53

fuck are you idiot stuff? I decided to listen

6:55

to Abbey Rhodes and to finish. Fucking psychedelic.

6:57

Fucking delinquents. Delinquents. There's like shitty Beatles songs. There

6:59

is. I just like, wait, what the fuck?

7:02

Yeah. It's weird. I mean, Yellow Submarine is like

7:04

one of the worst songs of all time. Yeah.

7:07

but I like it though. like

7:09

Goofy I hate that. It sucks,

7:11

I'll never put it on. Yeah,

7:13

no. But yeah. God God, God,

7:15

God bless those all those back

7:17

then. facts. The facts. John Collins.

7:19

They're they're all facts. Maybe suck

7:21

dude. dude. Maybe he's

7:23

fucking blow. Yeah. Yeah,

7:25

Joan Baez and they're fucking. Dude, I literally was

7:27

listening to Joan Baez one time and my mom

7:29

gets in the car and she goes, ooh, and

7:31

I go, what? goes, stinky hippie. You

7:34

can like, smell Smell

7:37

her through the fucking radio. Oh, she's

7:39

awesome. Yeah. She sings pretty. Pretty

7:41

too. Pretty too. She's got musk. Ah, she's

7:43

got a musk. She's got a fucking musk.

7:45

I would love to have, like, Richard they're

7:47

scene, whole audience goes, wait. yeah, The same

7:50

joke. No. Dude, she's fucking idiot. I'm at

7:52

the gas lab, and I go, what? Is

7:54

it you in the background? the back? You

7:56

got a disheveled shirt on. thought she's a

7:58

foreign bass bomb. Pretty.

8:02

things pretty too. Zing's pretty too.

8:04

they'll pretty No! Just

8:06

give guy furious to throw sacks

8:09

of him out. Oh, I also

8:11

realized there's not really anyone else

8:13

in the movie. that like in

8:16

terms of like Johnny Cash and

8:18

Joan Baez that's about it Yeah, they

8:20

show. I think that's good Yeah,

8:22

Yeah, like when they start being like

8:24

in here is Sam Yeah, fuck

8:26

off gets a bit much. Yeah, it

8:28

is. It was funny, like he

8:30

would just he goes and visits Woody

8:32

Guthrie, like fucking Uncle and like

8:34

the mental hospital, the whole movie. And

8:36

he's like playing Woody Guthrie a

8:38

song what Guthrie says I I mean,

8:40

it's essentially like Hector Salamon just

8:43

a real male Just shitting himself. Bob

8:45

Dylan's playing a beautiful song, and Woody

8:48

Guthrie's just bounding a day with like,

8:51

Also, Also it's very funny, it's so

8:53

funny because they just assume that

8:55

he likes it. Yes but if this,

8:57

well, how do you guys know

8:59

what it's like saying? Bob Dylan's like,

9:01

and then and then just goes, And

9:05

Pete's secretary was like, I think you really

9:08

like yourself. Oh,

9:13

he shit himself. That means he really

9:15

liked your song, Bob. I can't think of

9:17

the same thing in the movie. like,

9:19

what if Woody Guthrie hates him? I think

9:21

so much. It's like it's like his

9:23

mind. What

9:25

if at the end of the

9:27

movie, Woody Guthrie finally conjures up like

9:30

couple words? And Bob Dylan's like, he's

9:32

like he like he his hands on

9:34

his shoulder. He's like, he says like,

9:36

you know, I did it for you

9:38

and Woody Guthrie goes, you're a copycat. It's

9:43

one word I guess

9:45

goes, yeah, you juuuu!

9:48

When he goes, he goes,

9:50

you jacked my style!

9:53

Yeah Yeah,

9:55

why are do

9:57

copycat But, but

9:59

yeah. Bob's own pretty good

10:01

that guy yeah pretty good stuff

10:03

pretty good stuff trying to you

10:05

aware of what is what is

10:08

going on with these Indians okay

10:10

from what I gather they have

10:12

like this Vivac guy ready pajit

10:14

This is fracturing Maga. Maga's already,

10:16

it's a, it's, they're already in

10:18

a big... John's killing me, right?

10:20

Hold on. He's a frisking keep...

10:22

Just guys sit in there quietly

10:24

and be like, it's a shame

10:26

everyone was a fagget back then.

10:28

He just goes back and knew

10:30

him. So he, okay, so Vivex

10:33

just talking about himself. He hates

10:35

our TV shows, he hates sleepovers

10:37

and he hates, like, like he

10:39

hates balling out at the mall.

10:41

He goes, you know, talking about

10:43

American IQ deficit, a lazy and

10:45

wrong explanation. A key part of

10:47

it comes down to the C-word

10:49

culture. Tough questions, demand tough answers,

10:51

and if we're really serious about

10:53

fixing the problem, we have to

10:56

confront the truth. Our American culture

10:58

has venerated mediocrity over excellence for

11:00

way too long, at least since

11:02

the 90s and like longer. That

11:04

doesn't start in college, it starts

11:06

young. He called you that celebrates

11:08

the prom queen over the math

11:10

Olympiad champ or the jock over

11:12

the valedictorian will not produce the

11:14

best engineers Yeah, that's why we

11:16

fucking rule dude gives a shit.

11:18

He's so retarded Oh long retired.

11:21

He's so fucking stupid and retarded

11:23

The uh he he's okay I

11:25

want to just show the back.

11:27

Do you know what H1B is?

11:29

It's a visa they can enter

11:31

and work here for and they're

11:33

like, basically, if they're like a

11:35

good at the Matrix and stuff.

11:37

India is a separate hive from

11:39

China, but this one's like a

11:41

poopier one. And like, I'm just

11:43

imagining an Indian scientist with beakers

11:46

of diary. Like Dexter's laugh. No,

11:48

I understand what he's saying, I

11:50

understand what he's getting at, but

11:52

like, the thing is, is, this

11:54

wouldn't be possible for Indian culture

11:56

for Indian culture. If it didn't,

11:58

if it wasn't first built. Americans,

12:00

right? So Indian culture is

12:02

where it's at right now in India

12:04

where they're throwing diarrhea at each other

12:06

and fucking living in shit shit. but they

12:08

can come over here because they're highly

12:10

disciplined fucking poop poop throwers yeah and then they

12:12

could succeed at places like like but

12:14

the problem is problem doesn't quite understand is

12:16

we're getting the top percent of any

12:19

of Indian culture if you're like if

12:21

you're an immigrant and you didn't come

12:23

here in the back and like a

12:25

fucking like cargo container here some shit

12:27

you came over here on a plane fucking

12:29

like top container or some shit you came country, on a

12:31

the same thing would exist in

12:33

the top 1% of your % of our right

12:35

the same thing get geniuses, top 5 to of your

12:37

this is what I'm thinking. He's

12:39

just a fucking retard. And he like, and he's

12:41

trying to, he's people off trying to,

12:43

yeah, of of course. like, and Elon's

12:45

and everyone's like. everyone's like, oh,

12:47

you two are, to them.

12:50

go, now on are go, you too

12:52

our little fucking immigrant, agents You,

12:54

you invaded, you invaded? From within and

12:56

I tried to honestly haven't been haven't been listening

12:59

to what you guys been saying

13:01

because ever since ever slinger I

13:03

just keep thinking of the fastest keep

13:05

thinking of the fastest shit slinger in the rush It's too

13:07

doing a sudden doing a sudden death draw and they

13:09

shit in the hand just the sitar yeah No, no no no

13:11

no no no no no no no no no no the poop

13:14

fight at the okay corral draw off you can throw yeah he's

13:16

me me me last he just he goes a culture that you

13:18

so much. Corey from Boy Meets world or

13:20

gone like he goes a over

13:22

screeter from and slater over screech Slater screech

13:24

screech and say. by bell or Stefan

13:26

over Steve Urkel and Family not produce

13:28

the best the best the fuck.

13:30

the Fuck Yeah, movies More movies like whiplash,

13:32

of friends more math tutoring

13:34

fewer sleepovers. What? What? More weekend... Also,

13:36

what What did he get

13:38

at a whiplash that it's

13:40

good to be to be that obsession work?

13:42

You should your kids had your kids

13:44

had. So he his for his SATAT when he's

13:46

at cautionary Yeah, Yeah. Like 150 years

13:48

ago We to we is in like in like what

13:51

I'm talking about the the as in

13:53

England an had to go into your

13:55

country and make it illegal for

13:57

you guys to burn wives when you

13:59

died, okay? okay like like a hundred years ago,

14:01

there were 800 ,000 deaths by tiger in

14:03

India. That was just a thing that

14:05

existed. It also you have a fucking

14:07

peasantry class to this day class to this day

14:09

that those videos of a tiger just

14:11

being of a an Indian being the funniest videos

14:13

village are the funniest to kill like every tiger

14:15

in India to stop kill like every thing

14:17

is is like. to stop that no not

14:19

understanding he's not there are there are a But

14:21

also, like, doesn't need to exist you

14:24

need like blue exist. You need, like, blue collar

14:26

of the and work ethic that

14:28

we have that a lot of

14:30

people have that it's just like

14:32

you feel the to work uh... shit

14:34

like that i mean we have, that a

14:36

lot of people have, that it's just like you feel bad not

14:39

Fuck you. to work. Shit like that. I I hate

14:41

this have, they have, older have the more they

14:43

have Brahman This guy's a fucking libertarian

14:45

fucking retard. wants to, them. I he's, I

14:47

he's, I actually listened to his interview

14:49

with Sean with I liked him in

14:51

that interview. I thought he made

14:53

a lot of sense, he made a lot of

14:55

but it's like the more you crack

14:57

this person open and you just

14:59

see it's just festering and ugly and

15:02

ugly and fucking his just rotten to the

15:04

core with shit. shit. just think it's

15:06

funny how it's how fucked with fucked with the...

15:08

the, you know, the, know the whatever the coalition,

15:10

I guess it's yeah, people are... He's peer pure grifter. Him

15:12

and Elon both all every Republican on Twitter was

15:14

like the fuck is this? What is

15:16

going on now? You want to like

15:18

no is meets world? Now you want to, like, no more

15:20

boy meets doesn't cut it in a hyper

15:22

competitive global market for technical talent and

15:25

if we pretend like it does we'll

15:27

have our asses Hand to us by

15:29

China. Did you see China's new six

15:31

-generation fighter jet? They were unleashed. No,

15:33

they pretend we have five generations of fighter

15:35

jets Is that a panda? to It's

15:37

the it's basically a tray. They can't can't do anything

15:39

right. They cannot do a fucking thing

15:41

right. right? lot it a lot of food? Yes.

15:43

The landing gear gear was still down

15:45

while it was flying. They

15:48

can't do fucking anything right. anything right.

15:50

Like I'm scared of China just

15:52

because there's billions of them. because there's

15:54

thing with India. of There's billions

15:56

of poopy people people and they like they

15:58

fucking. Oh, fuck this guy. guy. I

16:00

this guy so much. I'm

16:02

much. I'm fucking like, Elon Musk. this, supported

16:04

And then Elon has

16:06

been, Elon has been, been banning

16:08

people, people criticizing him. Elon can

16:10

kiss me. He's banning you on He took

16:12

away her He took away her, uh, her

16:14

because she was talking shit

16:16

she was to the Lord to the

16:18

Lord, to the Lord. Lord Musk. I mean,

16:21

that's cool cool. Yeah. He is running

16:23

it running like, it is is cool.

16:25

We're living in a country

16:27

where where like... There's a there's the richest manner

16:29

essentially us. We all drive

16:31

his car. car. Everyone has his

16:33

car. Yeah, every it's just a just a little

16:36

spooky. It's It's very interesting. No, this

16:38

is so funny, too. Elon would

16:40

say, as Elon would say He thinks there's

16:42

going to be like there's gonna be like

16:45

a cultural shift. Yeah, no we are

16:47

so far beyond that. beyond that. have a,

16:49

we have a culture of - of fucking why

16:51

you guys you in the back and

16:53

do our do work work. Okay, you go you

16:55

you go ahead and let your no

16:57

your kid have no sleepovers and make

17:00

them into some like fucking soulless drone Okay,

17:02

I'm gonna raise kids I'm gonna raise kids

17:04

that get fucking pussy gonna be they're gonna be they're

17:06

gonna gonna funny. they're gonna be funny

17:08

they're gonna focus on they're gonna focus

17:10

on in terms of their terms of their and

17:12

not worry about in the about in the back

17:15

of their brain how much they

17:17

have to offer want I want my

17:19

kid to be fucking kick ass. he's

17:21

gonna be a streamer He's gonna sit

17:23

around with, he's gonna sit around with

17:25

different celebrities And he's gonna and he's

17:27

gonna a computer computer and he's gonna

17:29

get fucking pussy pussies and Sophie gonna come

17:31

over and suck him off suck him

17:33

off and all that's my kid Okay,

17:35

that's America that's America not fucking want. want. Yeah,

17:38

we're just just gearing up weird that he's

17:40

like calling for for the We're like

17:42

that is the culture is the Yes,

17:44

that's what happened in this country

17:46

as we gravitate towards country is we gravitate towards

17:48

that. AI is going many jobs so many to

17:50

school went the past for years. 20 years.

17:52

eliminate everything. to eliminate. So Google's new thing,

17:54

where they can't comprehend how powerful 20

17:56

is. They Yeah, something to it sounds

17:58

like Google propaganda. But then this

18:00

they made a statement about their AI

18:03

chip it can do in like in

18:05

like five minutes What like a normal

18:07

computer would take like a number? We

18:09

don't even have a word for yet

18:11

years to do and it's like they

18:13

can't comprehend how powerful the trip the

18:15

chip the computer chip is Because so

18:17

their only explanation is like well must

18:20

be drawing energy from other dimensions. It's

18:22

insane Google's like saying this It's not

18:24

it's Yeah, there's gonna be no like

18:26

we fucked them and created God. Yeah,

18:28

basically shit It's a little insane. So

18:30

all these all these STEM jobs are gonna be

18:32

moot when you could just literally go to an AI

18:34

say he me a blueprint for this. I think

18:36

it'd be really funny if Trump deported Elon Musk

18:38

and Reveille Took away there.

18:41

What is there? Are they on h1b? I

18:43

just think it'd be fun I dragged out

18:45

of their houses by a group of angry,

18:47

like, you know, fucking steel worker We should

18:49

do, like, Chavez ravine Zoot riots with Vivek

18:51

and Elon and show up at their door

18:53

and just kick them out and beat the

18:55

shit out of them with a joke, we

18:57

never do big pinstripe suits on. As a

18:59

bit. As a bit. As a bit. It's

19:01

a big bit. It's a big bit. As

19:03

a bit, it'd be great if I blew

19:05

his fucking head off. It's a parody law.

19:07

We We have a long history of joke

19:09

Yeah, we have an established history of satire

19:11

on this podcast years running as a joke,

19:13

I shove grenades up his asshole

19:16

and watch him explode as a goof.

19:18

Yeah, that's what they call a

19:20

colonoscopy in India. Shove

19:23

grenades up your ass. It's

19:25

so insane that he's trying to somehow

19:28

say, India has a better culture of work

19:30

than America. If they had a better

19:32

culture of work than America, they would have

19:34

cities instead of mud huts. How come

19:36

it's super poor? Yeah, they would have They

19:38

wouldn't have abject poverty in your fucking

19:40

country. They wouldn't need people like Gandhi and

19:42

Mother Teresa I don't like I don't trust

19:44

this big guy trying to fucking to take

19:46

the linens out of my fucking hamper and

19:48

replace it with a Cobra if you want

19:50

if you to tell me sneaky sneaky Ricky

19:54

Tiki over here try to tell me

19:56

why the fuck do you talk that way

19:58

Vivek? you not like grow up? Like like

20:00

like whatever men's warehouse fucking

20:03

white guys on TV. Why

20:05

are you? you? like his wife?

20:07

He's like a robot like a robot man. he

20:09

Where's he from? here. think I know he's No,

20:11

I know he's from here, but like. is

20:13

his wife wife white Take his white wife

20:15

away. away Or lighter on fire

20:17

when he dies and how he likes

20:19

it. We'll just do We'll just do that He's

20:22

fake company like he just made billions

20:24

fake I think that like he some sort

20:26

of sketchy shit in order to make

20:28

his billions. I think he looks like

20:30

shit. He looks like Dracula. He's from

20:32

Harvard. shit in He is from Cincinnati. God.

20:35

He looks like shit. He looks

20:37

great. He's Look at

20:39

that average He is from Cincinnati

20:42

at him. Yeah, I

20:44

don't think I don't understood how

20:46

badly this would go over. go over

20:48

with the people that, we've voted

20:50

back, like they Trump Trump

20:52

won because we want fucking.

20:54

Yeah, we want want want want

20:56

like like drive in like burger joints

20:58

back and joints like we want

21:00

want. groups and leather jackets

21:02

and we want. Yeah, like you know

21:04

know towns and and

21:07

whatnot, you know but only

21:09

for Indians. Imagine sundown towns for Indians.

21:12

No shitting after dark. Someone lights a match and

21:14

eating people a match oh fuck, they

21:16

smell they smell us and

21:18

No, the whole whole town explodes

21:20

and something like that. Yeah. You don't, you don't

21:23

fucking, you don't don't fucking you

21:25

don't go you don't don't

21:28

You don't fucking say like no more fons.

21:30

Like Like we want the fawns

21:32

back back, yeah, this country. Yeah. Yeah.

21:34

We've always had the It'll always

21:36

be here. It's just now It's just

21:38

cut his dick he cut his dick you

21:40

know you know, years. The The what he

21:42

was like, I mean, he was a while, but

21:44

now the a is back. now the funds

21:46

is back. What? It's a I'm sorry. don't

21:48

get sorry I don't get it. It wasn't that good. I

21:51

got it it. I barely got it. I don't get

21:53

what we do every time we record

21:55

this project. get what we do

21:57

every time we record not sure what's happening

21:59

right now do. He's are you

22:01

guys? Who are you guys? He's an absolutely you

22:03

know about this I heard about it

22:05

Yeah, I didn't look into it anymore

22:07

I just saw it it. I doing what

22:09

all the into completely out of touch saw it

22:12

all Elon the other day posted on

22:14

Twitter He goes I am constantly being

22:16

insulted on this platform Everyone hates

22:18

Elon now. Elon the other

22:20

day posted on shut the

22:22

fuck up forever. Yeah, fuck you

22:24

Vivek. What is his job? He's

22:27

the, he's the head of sanitation or something.

22:29

Yeah. Trump, Trump. He's like going to a

22:31

pipe to a pipe

22:34

like Mario after making that

22:36

tweet. He's, he's spelunking and pin been

22:38

sewage pipes right now

22:40

suit on me. Security to the center of

22:43

the war. He's the swimmer's gap on.

22:45

the world. goggles. Off the high dive.

22:47

He's doing goggles into a

22:49

the high seen those people who

22:51

into a toilet. Have you

22:54

seen those people and kink is

22:56

swimming in septic tanks? No, dude. That's all

22:58

I think. There's people who people who pay that

23:00

money. you? kill you? Maybe. But

23:02

but they like sealed mass and they

23:04

just just and shit. shit. their

23:07

Oh, but their skin's never touching it. it. I think

23:09

sometimes their skin is. Can it really? Can

23:11

could really make you like, it could they don't

23:13

care. People get AIDS on purpose, that's like

23:15

don't but I just pictured Vivek does that.

23:17

He just goes in a septic tank

23:19

at the White House. their kink, but I just their

23:21

kink is like, like, know, just goes in the Yeah,

23:24

tank but once, which sucks. House. Yeah. There's guys who, like,

23:26

want their, like, dicks chopped off. That's how horny

23:28

they get. Yeah, there's a guy in India who, like,

23:30

his dick off and ate it. or

23:32

not India, Japan, they get.

23:34

Yeah, there's a guy in

23:37

India who like chopped his dick off

23:39

and ate it. Or not India, Yes,

23:41

yeah there we go.

23:43

Ha We did it.

23:45

All right, what was

23:47

it? All it? Yeah, sachimi.

23:50

The Papini. ha ha ha.

23:52

The salami and the

23:55

the So, so there's a

23:57

woman that finally took

23:59

my life At Chipotle and she went

24:01

down there She didn't like how they filled

24:03

her bowl and she jumped over the counter

24:05

and made her own bowl and started fighting

24:07

the staff Hell, yeah, and I feel like

24:09

I would I would this woman my my

24:11

VP pick. Yeah, she looks like the alien She's

24:19

a big bitch I I

24:22

love the people that are watching going like she's trying

24:24

to make her food She's

24:31

being reasonable as well. She's the

24:33

spoon, she's not using her hands. Damn,

24:35

that's a lot of sour cream,

24:37

bitch. I think that's -so. Oh, There's

24:39

no way she can have that much

24:42

K -so. and then this guy tries

24:44

to eat it. Hell

24:47

yeah, that one just let her go,

24:49

you know? So there's more developments

24:51

with this, and now she's spoken. and

24:53

she feels completely in the right. That's

24:59

not real. I'm not saying what

25:01

I did was right I what

25:05

I did was wrong. but I

25:07

feel like I wasn't wrong to assert

25:09

it. She claims her Chipotle order

25:11

for rates was missing chicken and condiments.

25:13

She says she walked to the

25:15

store and asked for a refund. Employees

25:17

explained refunds are issued by Uber.

25:20

She then asked them to remake her

25:22

bowl instead and they refused, claiming

25:24

her ticket did not say double meat.

25:26

She claims they took the original

25:28

order and refused to give it back.

25:30

That's when she went behind the

25:33

counter to make her own burrito bowls.

25:35

She she was assaulted. first by

25:37

the male employees. I was mad,

25:39

upset, but... I

25:42

After the world series and

25:44

I I can't hit a

25:46

female so I walked away

25:48

understand you cannot go behind

25:50

the counter, but work,

25:52

This This is so funny. I understand,

25:54

like you're taking my property. I have to do

25:57

it! It's my property! is true. She's

25:59

right. Yeah. she's not all,

26:01

you can't go behind the counter, but

26:03

can't take her property. Listen, what she

26:05

tried to do, obviously, she's a rookie.

26:07

She thought she could get away with

26:09

the double meat thing. But you can

26:11

only get away with that if you're in

26:13

person and you hope that they forget to tell

26:16

the cashier. Yeah, classic move. So she did

26:18

it on the app. didn't ask for double me.

26:20

bet bet she put it instructions. Yes, exactly.

26:22

exactly. She put one chicken and then it was

26:24

like, I'm put a little more chicken on

26:26

that thing. Yeah. and they

26:28

looked at that like that's not

26:30

how this works a I

26:32

just people who don't act accordingly when

26:34

they're fat. It's real shame to

26:36

see. Yeah, Like when I was really chubby,

26:38

I'd make sure I didn't do fat things.

26:40

Yes. you know mean? Like hopping over counters

26:42

and filling your burrito ball. Yeah, it's the

26:45

same one. Stop acting so fat. Yeah. Come

26:47

on. No, it is. It's true. It's like

26:49

why every self -respecting fat person you don't eat

26:51

around us. Yeah. They don't. they

26:53

pretend they're not hungry. don't eat. They

26:55

actually don't eat and they get in

26:57

their car and they leave and they

26:59

go to like five different drivers. Yes,

27:01

they just go home like Ginny Sack

27:03

and just fucking eat candy bars. back

27:05

down to the basement and open up

27:07

their Halloween Yeah. Yeah. But yes, no,

27:10

she's she's this an embarrassment. The fat

27:12

says all over the world. I

27:14

apologize. apologize. I feel very bad that it

27:16

had to end that way and that he got

27:18

assaulted For you! You

27:21

punched him! Who would do something

27:23

like that? You punched him! But again,

27:26

It was all the men that came in. Yeah,

27:28

they need a man to fucking stop being. She

27:31

did not get a refund Eats,

27:33

but she did walk away with one

27:35

of those Chipotle bowls that she

27:37

made. It's unclear. this time. So they finally

27:39

just let her make one See any charges

27:41

interesting. Maybe that's what you got to do

27:43

I would sentence her if I was a

27:45

judge I would sentence her to have to

27:47

work at for free for a months. I

27:49

think they can do that. I think she

27:51

would only be if she weren't at Chipotle

27:53

We can her making a burrito bowl at

27:55

for a customer. be like, all right one

27:57

for you and one for me and one

27:59

for me. I don't know, know we can judges

28:01

do fun sentences. could do that they do

28:03

crazy shit. They can do like wacky

28:05

things. shit you join the military. can do like wacky

28:07

things. Yeah, they can make you join the pretty sure dude

28:09

if I was a judge, I'd be

28:11

pretty sure you could do like wacky

28:13

a as a judge As long as

28:15

not could do and unusual. Yeah. a judge. As long

28:18

as they can make you do like

28:20

volunteer stuff. Like Yeah. Wow. They make, if

28:22

people like hurt dogs, they'll make

28:24

them work with dogs at a shelter.

28:26

people like hurt dogs, seems like them work to

28:28

do. a Yes. shelter. You You know, They just

28:30

just beating the dogs at the show. Yeah, you're

28:32

like, you sentence, uh, fucking... I mean, I had

28:34

to file the work of kindergart. a

28:36

kindergarten like, actually, that is what sentencing a

28:38

rapist to prison is. Yeah. It is, rapist

28:40

to prison is. their dreams.

28:42

Nah, you have to put them in a private room. You think they've busted Luigi's

28:44

to put them in a yet, or do they know?

28:47

No, they love You think they've busted too much. We should

28:49

look up, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

28:51

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, much. We should look up

28:53

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Johnson. uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

28:55

uh, The prison rapist. Oh let me me

28:57

myself. that's a good to myself. That's

28:59

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Yeah, Yeah, this guy's disgusting.

29:59

disgusting. Vek? No, Reese Johnson. He's

30:02

a... Joe... What is it called?

30:04

Reese Jones, I think. Not take

30:06

a... Take a debootie. What is

30:08

this? No, it's not... Oh, that...

30:11

Fleece Johnson! Fleece Johnson! Fleece Johnson!

30:13

Motherfaka! Make sure you put your

30:15

fleece on! It gets cold when

30:17

I'm raping you! It doesn't matter.

30:20

So this is a claimed, acclaimed

30:22

award. Academy award winning rapist, Fleece

30:24

Johnson, the biggest rapist in prison,

30:26

they call him the booty warrior.

30:29

The booty band. The booty bandit.

30:31

He was on boondocks. This is

30:33

actually Daniel Day Lewis. He was

30:35

on Boondocks? Yeah, they made a

30:38

character based off from the booty.

30:40

So he got out and like,

30:42

he was famous in like an

30:44

interview with like, in like, I

30:46

think it was like Rikers Island

30:49

or something in like the 1990s

30:51

and he was the guy was

30:53

like, yeah, you either do it,

30:55

the easy way or the hard

30:58

way. And he's like, I'm gonna

31:00

eat your ass with jelly, you

31:02

syrup. And he was just talking

31:04

about raping raping men. I love

31:07

my mama man. I was a

31:09

mama's boy all the way up

31:11

all the way to her death.

31:13

Respect that mama. Yeah. I like

31:16

how he's got like the stever

31:18

one happen. It's like he was

31:20

like he's the ass hunter. Boykey

31:22

my... Oh God! Except my money.

31:25

Like I go out of steel

31:27

coming in for her mama. She

31:29

said I want your blood money.

31:31

So that's how it's true. from

31:34

somebody that she she gonna make

31:36

me give her back. I'm such

31:38

a mama's boy I raped her

31:40

that's how much I love my

31:43

mama. It kind of seems like

31:45

he like like he pulled his

31:47

teeth out the suck dick better

31:49

or something. Yeah a prison rapist

31:52

is like into his you

31:54

know, like sure

31:56

he's like the

31:58

guy. He's like,

32:01

did you come?

32:04

Did you come? He's like, that was great for me. Was

32:06

it good for you? me.

32:09

She was crammed. She

32:12

was zero -tolerant. Forcibly sucking somebody off is quite

32:14

possible, the funniest the thing That's the funniest

32:16

thing I've ever thought of the idea that, like,

32:18

being Logan jokes about that all the time

32:20

when his dad walked in on us drunk i

32:22

was i was forcing him to give me

32:24

i was giving him a head by force you're

32:26

holding a gun to his head and sucking

32:28

him off in our thing i was picking

32:31

him up and his legs are over my shoulders

32:33

and i was just sucking him like this

32:35

and he was going yeah, yeah. He's down on

32:37

my head He a rag doll in the

32:39

guy, just like shit. like I'm his body into

32:41

my head yeah, you know he can't do

32:43

it. It be jack, dude like what? That's

32:47

a great move. It's

32:49

not a really a thing to like riff

32:52

about it. It's just you two in a little

32:54

room Dude, wouldn't you mean so funny about

32:56

like forcibly shot you off, man? I'd

32:58

be like crazy dude. It's like,

33:00

game you had to completion you had

33:03

nothing you could do nothing about it

33:05

It's funny because it implies the other

33:07

person's pleasure. Yes. Yeah. Yes. you know

33:09

what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I get

33:11

it. I get it. I've raped thousands of people. Fast

33:13

a little bit. I I to get to the rape. What

33:16

does say? Oh, a big bump right there Go over there Oh

33:18

my God, look at this big. little bit of happening there. Well

33:20

boner So bottle his chest is

33:22

third at me like that. So I'm like. fuck's

33:26

with this nigga, right? So I look

33:28

this way, so after I turn around,

33:30

it's nigga with everything like this. I

33:33

see all the muscles in shit, right?

33:35

I bet this guy bet this guy

33:37

is years old. You

33:39

know, his shit is out, right? Oh,

33:41

he's hard. God

33:43

came out of the shower with me. and I went

33:45

to my friends. and she said, that's all

33:47

big rage, you man. big, big, I think I

33:49

don't care who is it. And nigga, like, his

33:51

was hard, bro. He's third at me! I

33:55

don't give a... He's Every time,

33:57

man. And then one day.

34:01

I was getting out of the shower when

34:03

he came in got in, and didn't

34:05

give us out, this shit, right?

34:07

Mm. other guy was like, I heard

34:10

everything you like, I said. everything I'm

34:12

understanding everything you're saying right now, understanding everything

34:14

you're saying right now, Booty Johnson.

34:16

He's like, I need subtitles

34:18

in real life. A is very

34:20

funny, a guy with a It says

34:23

follow God, not culture. is just interviewing

34:25

a dude about a dude about fucking bad.

34:27

And he's in is nuts. This is not. I

34:29

never said thing. Nah, he make Nah,

34:31

he'll me look over noise, make

34:33

me look over a look over. I

34:35

look over... Love in his chest, turn in

34:37

me and shit, right? I like,

34:39

I feel like Magruder is

34:41

controlling this guy. this

34:44

guy. It's really the funniest what

34:46

if I would what

34:48

the podcast I

34:50

just if like during the podcast, I

34:52

just went, like can you guys

34:54

like do over it off

34:56

jad, like, fucking, fully torqued up, just

34:58

jacking off. I'm I'm like

35:00

greasy I'm covered in the oil.

35:02

I get out of the shower, seriously.

35:04

I get out out of the shower. and

35:07

like I And like I

35:09

said, I was skinny. I

35:11

was still in the fuck, being a little

35:13

skinny home, that little ass

35:15

on me, you know. He

35:17

walked me. me, and

35:20

I'm thinking. He bumped,

35:22

he bumped there, told me. me.

35:24

I'd love to see this guy meet.

35:27

the side of it. Yep,

35:29

y 'all. Excuse me. and Trump

35:31

is He's

35:33

dead. to him. He's to

35:35

eat it. He's me! me.

35:37

He's doing it. He's touching me. He's eat a

35:40

I would love to see

35:42

this guy meat. doing it. it cuts

35:44

and Trump is listening to. it

35:47

cuts and Trump is listening to. It's

35:49

It's Trump and he's

35:51

being very understated. like, Yeah,

35:53

he gets it all.

35:56

Yes, yes. it all. Now

35:58

you only know me like a broad. and they

36:00

both had the hustler spirit though

36:02

and so I said I so

36:04

back then in the green they

36:07

brought his knee pads too he

36:09

just described this guy rubbing his

36:11

dick against his hip and he

36:13

goes bro you don't know me

36:15

like that that's his response I

36:17

don't know you like that and

36:19

they both had the hustler spirit

36:21

though and so I said I

36:23

so back then in the green

36:26

they used to have a commissary

36:28

tango made out of glass. Everything

36:30

now is plastic now, I don't

36:32

know, it makes you use it.

36:34

We got a big microplastic problem

36:36

in prison now. People can't get

36:38

their necks up. I can't even

36:40

rape these motherfockers anymore, because their

36:42

necks, their arteries are so fell

36:44

with plastic. Yeah, I show using

36:47

it at work. I went on

36:49

run. I broke it. My hands

36:51

is shaking. I said, I don't

36:53

even know if I can go

36:55

through it. It's a lot, right.

36:57

I broke the. So

37:01

I walked back in, I

37:03

think I thought he'd be

37:05

touching me. Let him touch

37:07

me. They don't walk in

37:09

there and hit nobody, right?

37:11

That's not, he's gonna stab

37:13

him with glass. He was

37:15

doing his hair, swatting that

37:17

big afro and niggles. He's

37:19

a jackdew to the sexiest

37:21

guy about that. He's getting

37:23

fucked by black dynamite, that's

37:25

great. I didn't have a

37:27

football town, right here. I

37:29

said what you want. He

37:31

said, uh, can you are.

37:33

He said, when I do

37:35

my hair like that, can

37:37

you put a rubber band

37:40

on there after now? I

37:42

go, that's gay. Give me

37:44

that idea. I ain't doing

37:46

your hair, bragget. Now, fuck

37:48

me. I got a fat

37:50

ass. I got a fat

37:52

ass. I got a fat

37:54

ass. And I ain't no

37:56

fagget. Now finish inside my

37:58

anus. You know I'm Yeah.

38:00

Once again, I Once again, I

38:02

completely understand what you're saying. know what I'm

38:04

saying? Yeah, I'm You know

38:06

what I'm saying? following the

38:09

story, Booty Johnson. the

38:11

story, Booty Johnson. Grab

38:14

my hands and then

38:16

like, you say in a shower. slow.

38:18

This is in a shower room! No,

38:21

this in a shower room! No! room.

38:23

He's like, still in a shower

38:25

room. He's like, no! We

38:28

were next next to

38:30

the shower, Rata. We think we're

38:32

the shower like osmosis, Jones,

38:34

or some shit. You dumb motherfucker. He

38:36

rapes him, So you got

38:38

a bad ass. You got a

38:41

fat ass. Follow God, FOLLOW

38:43

THAT ASS ass anywhere. See, ha,

38:45

ha! ha, out ha! When you come out

38:47

of the shower, they got a lull. I also

38:49

love that that there's an an

38:51

the bottom the bottom, like this is an architectural

38:53

diet. The video ends, he goes,

38:55

oh that's great, no just

38:58

really, I asked where the couch

39:00

is from What's

39:02

up AD, this

39:05

is my that's motherfuckers,

39:07

that's where I wash

39:09

my ass was Imagine

39:11

this guy on Queer really I

39:13

Eye, he rates all of

39:16

them It's

39:18

like, honey, you're like a gay

39:20

rapist, honey. from

39:25

You're a gay rapist on me! Honey! You're like

39:27

a gay rapist! That's fabulous! have to

39:29

have to do something about those

39:31

teeth of yours. teeth of yours!

39:33

I'm like my dick dick,

39:35

shag my dick! the five

39:37

faggots got the five faggots from

39:39

He captures them! He's your ass, tortures them.

39:41

They're in a giant cage. We should watch

39:44

his original video, should watch

39:46

his original video honestly.

39:48

That's actually really funny.

39:50

The one where he's

39:52

young. he's young. up up a Reese,

39:54

Johnson. Fleece Johnson.

39:57

The Fab Five with Fleece.

40:00

This is crazy. But

40:02

when lockup, this is

40:04

on MS NBC. Yeah.

40:06

He stayed in his

40:08

entry. We met Fleese

40:11

Johnson. A long time

40:13

in May. who practices

40:15

a very different kind

40:17

of homosexuality. And he

40:20

calls me because, you

40:22

know, there's hours you

40:24

put in the raping?

40:26

It's finally paid off,

40:29

dude. MS MEC wants

40:31

you. You're the best

40:33

rapist of all time.

40:35

Are they gonna do?

40:38

If you won't let

40:40

him have a woman.

40:42

He's not just regular

40:44

gay, he's violently gay,

40:47

he's violently gay. was

40:49

about the place and

40:51

importance that booty has

40:53

in a maximum security

40:55

event. And he went

40:58

on about it and

41:00

on about it. And

41:02

I let him fuck

41:04

me? Booty was more

41:07

important for him. A

41:09

man's butt. You guys

41:11

have seen this? No.

41:13

This is really classic.

41:16

This is great. A

41:18

man's butt. What was

41:20

he in jail for?

41:22

Also, how do you

41:25

let him out? They...

41:27

That's crazy that they

41:29

let this guy out.

41:31

He's famously a rapist.

41:34

It's because we, you

41:36

know... Nobody told him

41:38

to a real pro-gay

41:40

country. Yeah, what

41:42

if he

41:45

went to

41:47

jail for

41:49

like, just

41:51

not for tickets?

41:54

not paying like parking

41:56

went on

41:58

a raping

42:00

spree. went on

42:03

a raping spree.

42:05

That's why

42:07

he's out. him.

42:10

That's why he's out. Snish booty worker. He's a a

42:12

good man. You know, Corn Pop told

42:14

me about this about Johnson. guy, Fleece Johnson.

42:16

It is a fake Biden name

42:18

for sure. name Johnson. This guy,

42:20

Fleece, Fleece Johnson. Johnson. Guy, used

42:22

to come up behind me and

42:24

touch my booty And he the

42:26

legs to up. up rub his shit

42:28

on my me and take my booty

42:31

and just hair and

42:33

the legs and stand up.

42:35

He rubbed his shit on

42:37

my head. It was more

42:40

booty having some booty.

42:43

more important to drink is

42:45

interesting interesting too, because

42:48

here he seems to

42:50

have too many teeth. to

42:52

Yeah. Yeah. He

42:54

got him pulled. Yeah. Yeah, he

42:56

had him pulled for sexual He

42:58

got them pulled. Yeah,

43:00

he had them

43:02

pulled for he

43:04

used to satisfy his

43:06

sexual desires, especially during

43:09

the 1970s and he was

43:11

most active was prison

43:13

security was more prison

43:15

security, was more lax. When I

43:17

see one, and he looks good

43:19

to me, when I go to Sam,

43:22

I say, you come in. I'll tell you what.

43:24

Do you think these guys, do they these

43:26

guys it they not like

43:28

it if you're too

43:30

into it? it? I think so so, yeah. Like

43:32

like if like like, if like, if I was

43:34

in prison He goes you better come over

43:36

he's like wants to scare me and I

43:38

go if I was he's walking I'm

43:40

like he goes, you

43:42

better come over it. He

43:44

like wants to scare me

43:46

and I go, and like, while

43:49

What do they do they

43:51

don't like that they want you

43:53

to be like afraid yeah! Oh,

43:55

think he'd be into it actually

43:57

I actually think he'd like, oh, you're so fucking! Oh, I

44:00

think. This guy's the second one. He's

44:02

got a weird feeling about this

44:04

guy. And we can do it

44:06

as the easy way out of

44:08

the hallway. Solid choice. And it

44:10

was always yes. Johnson also had

44:13

a warning for the new generation

44:15

of inmates. They might be asking

44:17

for trouble from old timers. You

44:19

know, they got this thing, but

44:21

they saved their pains. past their

44:24

butt. It's a stair. They call

44:26

it some sort of a gangster

44:28

stair. You know, it's sexy to

44:30

us, right? So you said your

44:32

pants and her, man, somebody be

44:34

up in your butt, you know.

44:37

And it's just that so. Johnson

44:39

even let the lock-up crew know

44:41

that when he was in his

44:43

prime they wouldn't be safe from

44:45

his advances either. He's got a

44:47

bit in her back the end

44:50

of them days and as much

44:52

as I... He was in his

44:54

prime. He's got like a team

44:56

of like trainers and shit like

44:58

helping him. Some guys icing his

45:01

neck. He's in like a cryo

45:03

chamber. Preparing for rape. Ice bass

45:05

in the morning. I'm on a

45:07

Whole Foods. I switched to a

45:09

Mediterranean diet. Get more booty. Get

45:11

more booty. Get more booty that

45:14

way. There's something kind of inspiring

45:16

about this guy, just being so

45:18

sure of yourself. Yeah, man, he

45:20

just, he, he, most people, most

45:22

people in the world, they, they,

45:25

they, they crave this level of

45:27

like self assurance. He knows himself.

45:29

He knows exactly who he is.

45:31

Which is beautiful about booty. And

45:33

he's not ashamed of it. He's

45:35

a happily talking to Abyssimics. Hey,

45:38

y'all were welcome page with and

45:40

dirt you just say so. I'm

45:42

not no shame in my game.

45:44

This is nothing that I'm a

45:46

shame to admit I am what

45:49

I am. And I'm a warrior

45:51

too. You know, so let that

45:53

be no, come on. That's the

45:55

scariest guy all time.

45:57

time. end man,

45:59

they're like, he's

46:02

got a micro

46:04

penis and we

46:06

just like let

46:08

him in. like, yeah,

46:10

he's got a micro It's

46:12

like his whole thing it makes him

46:14

happy, so I don't fucking know him. Yeah,

46:16

don't don't tell fleece, but he's always

46:19

in my It makes him happy, so I don't

46:21

They let flies eat out my booty.

46:23

tell Felice, but he's always in

46:25

by cheeks. go is it

46:27

in yet flies eat out my booty.

46:29

like the green the green mile with

46:32

fleece jobs. Don't like bees come out of

46:34

come out of his mouth in that

46:36

movie movie or something? never seen it. never

46:38

Me neither. it. Me neither. I've seen

46:40

clips of it. Yeah, a bunch

46:42

of seen it. Yeah, I've never seen

46:45

it. Yeah, a bunch of Duncan. insects

46:47

are some like flies or bees come out

46:49

of his mouth. Like it's not. That

46:51

Like is. Duncan, yeah, yeah, yeah.

46:53

He's like magic based off of I

46:55

think it's about I think it's

46:57

based off of that like

47:00

retarded guy They electrocuted. Oh, okay. Inspired by

47:02

it. They're inspired by it. They're out of

47:04

the by it. was like a What

47:06

old. He came out normal. they electrocute?

47:08

There was like a I Think they

47:10

electrocuted like a 15 year old

47:12

black kid in the kid in

47:15

he was like he was like autistic or so.

47:17

It it was back to this

47:19

And it was back to this, you know. video I

47:21

don't know, let's just check it out. So this

47:23

was overprotective girlfriend, and

47:26

it's a little interesting, I guess. I

47:28

guess. Hey, watch out, Just because once again,

47:30

I'm just so confused what

47:33

people don't understand about the police

47:35

the around. around. It's insane. It's as if It's

47:37

as if never heard of cops. They don't know of

47:39

cops. They They don't know what

47:41

they are. They just think these

47:43

entities are just taking people away.

47:45

What's your deal, man? They have

47:47

no clue how to conduct themselves

47:49

around the police. They don't even

47:51

understand why they're ever getting arrested

47:53

when they hit a cop. they like hit

47:55

a cop. It's fascinating. Back

47:57

up. Back up. When an

47:59

over protective girlfriend crosses

48:02

the line like

48:04

she thinks she's going home

48:06

tonight yeah He didn't

48:08

do shit! to stop her thinks

48:10

she's going home tonight, getting like She's

48:12

trying to stop her boyfriend

48:14

who's getting, like, arrested for something,

48:16

and he's, like, it it. He's

48:19

like, it's happens. I'm getting arrested.

48:21

I drove a little drunk

48:23

or something. a He's, have a

48:25

date with police or excuse me. I

48:27

have a date with police Johnson Yeah. People love love

48:29

to think they're at the

48:31

end of a movie. the end Every

48:33

moment in their life Every like,

48:35

they're running up at the

48:37

end of the movie. they think leg.

48:40

they're getting in the car and he's like,

48:42

you running up at the end

48:44

of the movie. And then

48:46

like her boyfriend's getting in

48:49

the car and he's like,

48:51

you gonna get my mixtape

48:53

out there, okay? I believe in crazy

48:55

how nice they're being

48:58

to her you. I think the

49:00

guy she's fighting fighting for

49:02

is a dude. Women just... And she's

49:05

just this and she's just

49:07

like retarded girl girl. Well, that's

49:09

her man, you know. know she's

49:12

Filipino, she's got a Filipino. has

49:14

dumb dumb face. I just catch

49:16

how casually how we are. scathing

49:18

unbelievable. we are. crazy. I kill

49:20

myself if I heard us

49:22

talk What'd you just say? I

49:24

kill you describe her? I heard

49:26

retarded Asian girl. me. I

49:29

didn't even like didn't even like I

49:31

I was like, yeah, she

49:33

is. is. Indeed. Indeed, yes, indeed. I catch myself

49:35

all myself all the time like,

49:37

wow, I really truly have have

49:40

zero respect in my language for

49:42

anything. Frumpy. Frumpy. If yeah if they're

49:44

not in front of me You're getting

49:46

shut off. so so almost feels like almost

49:48

be able to like react to

49:50

that in the video to like react to

49:52

that in me? you fucking I know. She stops,

49:55

she says, what is like, what you

49:57

fucking saying? anything! did, he did. the

49:59

in the of Oh, yep, look at him

50:01

and that's the thing I think like

50:03

yep guilty oh Every every black guy

50:05

out there has just a fucking pen

50:07

full of piggies like this yeah just

50:09

just just defending them at all costs

50:11

and well like all we will be

50:13

like I'll get ready for they don't

50:16

care at all about them They're just

50:18

like I don't know man I just

50:20

got a lot of frumpy bitches that

50:22

he's got an interesting bill me he's

50:24

going on there he's fat yeah he

50:26

looks like a Grinch. yeah he's Billy

50:28

the Grinch Mm -hmm. I knew it! I

50:31

knew it! The second y 'all, bring somebody

50:33

out of a f***ing vehicle! Doug Grinch You

50:37

brought him out of his Yeah, Yeah,

50:39

I'm the Grinch. He goes, I 'all calm

50:41

down, Max. Can you call somebody to come pick

50:43

you up? Max is a pit

50:45

bull Yeah, there we

50:47

go! Doug Grinch Hey, she

50:50

needs to go for resistance taker. There we

50:52

go, now you're fucked, baby. No!

50:55

I'm not leaving you! It's

51:00

crazy. He's like bitch leave He's like

51:02

go No!

51:05

Shut the f*** up! There we go.

51:08

badge number. Okay, that's great. Be

51:12

be so sick if they could just

51:14

pull a gun out and shoot her. They

51:16

all just empty her guns out and

51:18

you're just like all the time in unison

51:20

just like gran terino level. She's bouncing

51:23

around like blue tune. They

51:25

need to do that. like for need

51:27

to give cops like a week where they

51:29

could do that. Yeah, they don't kill

51:31

enough people. Yeah. No, they need to kill

51:33

everybody. Yeah, gets treated, killed equally. Okay.

51:35

that's the problem is the blacks kept getting

51:37

killed and equally, but if they're killing

51:39

everybody. yeah, everybody would get in line. Yeah,

51:41

I mean, I actually I don't know if

51:43

it's a made -up stat I'm not trying

51:45

to say That's what somebody's that's what yeah,

51:47

they do more white. Well, there's more white

51:49

people. Yeah, it's saying yeah, so there's

51:51

a war just six word the white people. better

51:55

get shit. No

51:58

Unicode pick you up. you This

52:00

is bail. I tell know.

52:02

now Look at her it thinks that's

52:04

how it works. at her. She She

52:06

thinks bail is a bribe.

52:08

works. She thinks gun? is

52:11

a bribe. Yeah. Yeah. No. That

52:13

got? You're gonna

52:15

read you're gonna

52:17

read it. You're a I know,

52:19

but she's Asian, so

52:21

it's She's chung le. Chungusly. go. Yeah,

52:24

she does. I want

52:26

to There an apple in

52:28

her mouth and put her

52:30

does, I want to put, I can put an

52:32

baby. Fat little baby. mouth

52:34

and little baby her a that.

52:36

Cops calling that. Get

52:38

out of here, fat little

52:40

baby. Yeah. Yeah.

52:43

That little baby.

52:45

That little baby,

52:47

baby, baby. Fat, fat, little baby.

52:49

Yeah, say that while holding a

52:52

gun. a gun? Shut up! You're

52:54

a frown your retarded

52:56

Asian woman! Get the

52:58

fuck down! woman! Get fuck

53:00

down! get out

53:02

of here! a little dragon,

53:04

baby, get out of you! Yeah. Yeah.

53:06

Also, I love the I love

53:09

the power people think they possessed by

53:11

having an iPhone. by so you know. an iPhone.

53:13

Yes, you know? I got

53:15

you on camera! Yeah, sir.

53:17

You're in big trouble, bozo!

53:20

And I cannot wait to see the badge on

53:22

the page. Right. Once again,

53:24

she thinks in a

53:27

gonna be in the room thinks

53:29

she's gonna be in the room put your

53:31

badge and your gun on the

53:33

like, well that guy's fucked with a

53:35

frumpy goes like, put She wouldn't. on the dam

53:37

on the wouldn't. How dare you

53:39

speak to this fat little baby.

53:41

How dare you talk to

53:43

that fat baby that way. How dare

53:45

you speak this fat baby? How way. do way.

53:47

you talk They're doing their fat Elise,

53:50

they're doing their jobs. way? Oh, he's being, there

53:52

he speaks up now he speaks know

53:54

why he's being arrested know why he's

53:56

being I think we know Oh, I

53:58

think ain't going to work 6 a.m.

54:01

You guys are fucking

54:03

getting arrested for a

54:05

DUI at 5 a.m.

54:07

Retard Is she like

54:09

15? Like what the

54:11

fuck is this? Like

54:13

what the fuck is

54:16

this? Eight hours before

54:18

he's eligible. Eight hours?

54:20

Like I said, she's

54:22

just a loyal little

54:24

piggy. That every black

54:26

guy has a roster

54:28

of ten. Loyal little

54:30

piggies. Comp says that

54:32

to the guy, he

54:35

goes, you got yourself

54:37

a loyal little piggy.

54:39

Respect. Respect, man. She

54:41

just, what does she

54:43

do? She just like

54:45

waits in the car

54:47

while you go fuck

54:49

women and like, like

54:52

smoke blunts and stuff

54:54

with your friends. She

54:56

drives her to the

54:58

mall. Yes. He goes,

55:00

yeah. And they go,

55:02

respect. They go nice.

55:04

They take the cops

55:06

off. Pound it. They

55:09

take his cops off.

55:11

I'm like, dude, get

55:13

out there. Get back

55:15

to your pee. Come

55:17

on man. They

55:19

go, you know what

55:21

ma'am? We're gonna change

55:23

it right now. Yelling

55:26

it's not fair to

55:28

a cop. Okay, it

55:30

looks like someone needs

55:32

to go to the

55:34

trough and eat. All

55:36

right, I think you're

55:38

a little hangary. They

55:40

start pouring a bunch

55:42

of feet and it's

55:44

a trough around here

55:46

for this fucking piggy.

55:49

My wife would be begging

55:51

for me to go away

55:53

How would she feel about

55:55

that? Probably free for the

55:57

first 15 years of marriage

56:00

She keeps don't care! Go

56:02

over there. slapping the

56:04

of here! She keeps getting

56:07

comfortable slapping the I want to

56:09

see Yeah. She keeps Oh, yeah, fuck. Yeah She

56:11

keeps getting comfortable slapping the yeah, she

56:13

keeps she's already done it like multiple times

56:15

They could have arrested her by now slapping

56:19

the know She's already

56:22

done it like multiple

56:24

times. They could There

56:26

we go. That's what she wanted. Yes,

56:28

exactly. now. Yeah. There

56:30

you go. Oh, stop. Yep,

56:32

hog tire. She loves to see how

56:34

she toned down. Yeah. You want

56:36

me my phone off the floor, will I

56:38

don't. I want me to be nice you to I don't. I want

56:41

you to grab my phone out the floor, because

56:43

you've been a piece of shit! been a few of

56:45

shit. loves it. See how she

56:47

toned down? how she toned down. Yeah. You know,

56:49

it's so funny. They want the opposite of what

56:51

they think. Yeah, exactly. For them sometimes. They like want

56:53

to be to be It really is. It's,

56:55

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, they, they, they love

56:57

shit. They want to like act like, they're like, they're

56:59

like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're that

57:01

they want like, like they're

57:04

like the like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

57:06

they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

57:08

they're like, they're like, they like, they like, they like, they

57:10

like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they

57:12

like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they people

57:14

think it's kind of romantic to like

57:16

be like like, Like sitting on a sidewalk

57:19

with handcuffs on as of movies or

57:21

something of movies or something like

57:23

People love this actually

57:25

people like this actually people like this

57:27

have to don't have to actually deal

57:29

with being like targeted Yeah, they

57:31

love this the being like thrown

57:33

on the hood on car by

57:35

the cops by the cops man pigs man You know,

57:37

I've never like tons tons of like Armenian

57:40

kids and like Filipino kids at

57:42

the fucking I used to like

57:44

talk about the one time like the one

57:46

know It's like a big you

57:48

of like them badge of honor go them. And I

57:50

go me because I'm a law happen

57:52

to me because I'm a law-abiding you're nothing but

57:54

trash nothing but trash And you're bad for me. Yeah, she's

57:56

Yeah, she's putting an arch in

57:58

that she is. She's also getting off like a

58:00

horniness of this yeah god it's

58:02

horny little piggy well you put

58:05

it back in my shit you're

58:07

a jackass she's like horny yeah

58:09

she's horny you're a jackass oh

58:11

they're a jackass oh they realize

58:13

that they're better than you oh

58:15

he goes yeah fucking Jesus I

58:18

get a phone call right Okay,

58:20

so call Ming's Palace. I want

58:22

three orders of fried rice. Chow

58:24

Main. Whoa. Is that, can the

58:26

cops add like another thing? I

58:29

hope you die. If she said

58:31

I'm gonna kill you, then it'd

58:33

be one thing. Yeah, she's horny.

58:35

You know when I started this

58:37

podcast I had no idea just

58:39

how valuable bodycams would be. I

58:42

know. It's truly like I know

58:44

it's become like the theme of

58:46

the show essentially like we wrap

58:48

up every app with like a

58:50

classic body cam but like I

58:52

can't even get away from it

58:55

and I apologize to the viewers

58:57

if you find these these things

58:59

repetitive or whatever but it's just

59:01

it's the greatest. content there is.

59:03

It's so good because it doesn't

59:05

feel like you should be seen.

59:08

You're not yet. And you see

59:10

maniacs and it's schizophrenics and people

59:12

that just have like huge egos

59:14

that get what's common to them.

59:16

It's just a glimpse into

59:18

it's a glimpse

59:21

into life. It's

59:23

not even really

59:25

about like the

59:27

cops or it

59:29

being like an

59:31

arrest or body It's

59:34

just fascinating like

59:36

when they walk

59:38

up to the

59:40

door and bang

59:42

on the door and

59:45

you know the

59:47

opens it. I

59:49

mean if citizens

59:51

were opens it. I mean if

59:53

law to wear

59:55

body were be

59:58

fast I want

1:00:00

to be the

1:00:02

same kind of

1:00:04

thing camp, it's are

1:00:06

is the emergency

1:00:08

that happened that

1:00:11

night walk up to the

1:00:13

the most important

1:00:15

thing that door and they,

1:00:17

you know, what everyone

1:00:19

does in their

1:00:21

life. They hear

1:00:24

sirens and they

1:00:26

wonder thing that Wish I

1:00:28

could see that. that night. You You know.

1:00:30

yeah. Oh man, I went speaking to that. It's I

1:00:32

of that. It's kind of crazy. I

1:00:34

went to the the MacArthur for the

1:00:36

first time ever. the first time ever. Holy Fock.

1:00:38

The train train station? Yeah, Fuck Park is

1:00:40

a fucking nightmare. Third world. Third world. You know know

1:00:42

those on those stands at those stands

1:00:44

of MacArthur sell sell like like

1:00:46

bootleg dodgers gear and like things to just

1:00:48

say like say like LA. Yeah. Should like that.

1:00:51

They all get all get like by the

1:00:53

the MacArthur Park all time. Dude, I leave the fucking

1:00:55

the fucking train this never seen

1:00:57

this many homeless people the the

1:00:59

platform first of all all I walk

1:01:01

up up immediately. You're just smelling

1:01:03

smelling in the air in just

1:01:05

smelling Fent then you you get what's it smell

1:01:07

like it kind of like burning

1:01:09

trash burning trash, but sweet And so I'm really into

1:01:11

I'm really it. It's them to of them to make Yeah,

1:01:13

it's like I go up there and I

1:01:15

immediately I there's like It's like something

1:01:17

out of like a something out out of

1:01:19

like tax collector. collector. There's two they're cars. They're

1:01:21

resting a troll They're spreading his is in

1:01:23

handcuffs and behind him There's just a

1:01:25

bunch of people loading up people loading like

1:01:27

doing them a and like doing them and watching my

1:01:29

fucking mind and also on the way

1:01:31

over here on also on the way over here guys

1:01:33

way over know on Sunset. People in cars wouldn't

1:01:35

know this. this. There's just bags of shit

1:01:38

in the road. the riding by it

1:01:40

and I'm like, what is that bag

1:01:42

of, I'm going around it, I'm just

1:01:44

smelling human shit. I'm just smelling insane. shit. It's are

1:01:46

like, that's like cotton candy for homeless

1:01:48

people. candy at the fair, people. They're at the fair,

1:01:50

a week, the park in front of

1:01:52

my house, a walk out the next

1:01:55

morning of my house, there's just empty canisters of

1:01:57

and gas just the NOS stuff, of of

1:01:59

them. And then there's, always like four or

1:02:01

five like empty giant buzzballs. You gotta go

1:02:03

stop that because I see some eggers on

1:02:05

your street. I don't like them. I don't

1:02:07

like those little turds walking around. It's just

1:02:09

I couldn't imagine how bad they feel the

1:02:12

next day after doing nozzle night and drinking

1:02:14

like those gallon buzzballs. I didn't get hangover

1:02:16

cells like 27 bro. Really? Like when I

1:02:18

was when I was in college. I were

1:02:20

worse when I was younger by being nothing

1:02:22

to happen. Yeah, when I was younger my

1:02:25

hangovers were so much worse, I don't know

1:02:27

what it was. Hmm, interesting. Like, I would,

1:02:29

like, throw up the next day. I haven't

1:02:31

thrown up the next day in, I don't

1:02:33

know, 10 years. Yeah, I'd wake up, fucking,

1:02:35

go to school. You want to party on

1:02:38

a party on a Sunday? No, I'd wake

1:02:40

up, fucking, go to school. You want to

1:02:42

party on a day on a day? I'm

1:02:44

like, fucking, go to school, go to school,

1:02:46

go to school. I don't know, go to

1:02:48

go to go to go to school. I

1:02:51

don't know, go to go to go to

1:02:53

go to school. I don't know, go to

1:02:55

go to go to school. I don't know,

1:02:57

go to go to school. I don't know,

1:02:59

go to go to school. I don't know,

1:03:01

go to school. I don't know, go to

1:03:04

school, go to, go to school, go to,

1:03:06

go to, go to, go to Sure she

1:03:08

hated that. Oh, she was pissed man. I

1:03:10

remember I was it was a new dog.

1:03:12

How do you puke on a dog? Every

1:03:14

time I take a drag of a cigarette

1:03:17

when I was younger after I drank a

1:03:19

bunch I would just immediately vomit and I

1:03:21

went outside and I need a piss I

1:03:23

was pissing in a bush and I was

1:03:25

smoking loss. Everything about these stories that you

1:03:27

were four hundred pounds. Four thousand pounds! I

1:03:29

was taking it. I didn't even know this

1:03:32

girl either. I'm pissing. I took a funny

1:03:34

way of breaking it then. I'm pissing. I

1:03:36

take a drag of the cigarette. I realize

1:03:38

I have to puke and then her dog

1:03:40

just runs right in front of me and

1:03:42

I just blow chunks all over this white

1:03:45

poodle. It was white. Yeah, and I just

1:03:47

like, fucking walked away. I was like, like,

1:03:49

I have to bounce guys. I fucking. They

1:03:51

knew it was you? Huh? They knew it

1:03:53

was you? No. They ever found out. Yeah,

1:03:55

my buddy did... Yeah, we did horrible things

1:03:58

to people. You were a fat... I told

1:04:00

you about the chicken Parmesan too. Yeah, no,

1:04:02

he would wrap it up. He was running

1:04:04

away. I told you, I told you probably

1:04:06

shit yourself a little bit. He's running away.

1:04:08

I told you about the chicken Parmesan too,

1:04:11

right? I probably talked about this before. This

1:04:13

is like, probably early episodes, but my buddy

1:04:15

used to take shits and foil. And then

1:04:17

wrap it up. No, he'd wrap it up,

1:04:19

put a thing, you'd write chicken Parmesan and

1:04:21

then put it in a woman's fridge, like

1:04:24

whoever's fridge it was, party. So they think

1:04:26

there is chicken Parmesan, but it's shit. Yeah?

1:04:28

I really like you having to deliver what

1:04:30

the punchline was. Yeah, it's cool. You're like,

1:04:32

so yeah, I'll just repeat it again. Once

1:04:34

again, it was shit in the form. We're

1:04:37

horrific, we'd steal things. I would steal off

1:04:39

from parties too. Oh yeah, skateboards was our

1:04:41

thing. Oh, I'd be pissed, yeah. I stole

1:04:43

like a FaberJ egg from my house one

1:04:45

time. From your house? No, from like, Faber

1:04:47

J egg. Her like... computer mouse, which was

1:04:50

very funny. It's just a fuck with her

1:04:52

life. Just a fuck with her because we

1:04:54

were laughing so hard. We came back with

1:04:56

our loot. And the next day she went

1:04:58

on Facebook or MySpace back then. She was

1:05:00

like, who the fuck stole my computer mouse

1:05:02

and my fabric? Hey, you know, he goes.

1:05:05

By the way, the computer mask really fucked

1:05:07

me up. It took me 45 minutes to

1:05:09

make this post. You just got to be

1:05:11

like alt shift to get to the thing

1:05:13

and it was making me laugh so hard.

1:05:15

We would bring screwdrivers to parties and we

1:05:18

would always inevitably get kicked out. We would

1:05:20

always inevitably get kicked out because we would

1:05:22

always inevitably get kicked out because we would

1:05:24

always inevitably get kicked out. We would always

1:05:26

inevitably get kicked out in the house. We'd

1:05:28

still the keg tap. Oh. Were you

1:05:31

you like just like

1:05:33

searching for parties all

1:05:35

the time? all the I

1:05:37

was Yeah, I was most pathetic

1:05:39

that. of my life

1:05:41

is that we hear

1:05:44

about a party air of my

1:05:46

who knew someone we

1:05:48

was about I thought it

1:05:50

was fun. We somebody who

1:05:52

knew I would just

1:05:54

show up to a

1:05:57

house like That was fun though. I

1:05:59

thought it backyard fun. We the

1:06:01

fuck are you? the amount

1:06:03

of us to come I

1:06:05

who the fuck is

1:06:07

show up like, okay? I'll

1:06:10

be leaving now. Yeah,

1:06:12

like walking to a we they

1:06:14

I had friends that

1:06:16

used to go to

1:06:18

those things are then

1:06:20

like well like like one

1:06:23

of them to stole

1:06:25

like a TV from

1:06:27

a random house you're like? They

1:06:29

got like arrested and stuff. One time we were in Alta is

1:06:31

the worst thing I've ever done. I didn't

1:06:33

do it I witnessed it, but we got

1:06:35

kicked out of a party in Altadena kicked out

1:06:37

you know party in Alta have a helicopter. They

1:06:39

have to use sheriffs, they have to use it

1:06:42

all the time. I they getting funding all the time. Right,

1:06:44

right, right dude, this is bad. funding? My... fuck,

1:06:46

this is bad. so we leave the party. the

1:06:48

party. We We get kicked out, and my

1:06:50

buddy, I'm not going to And say

1:06:52

I am 400 pounds. I I'm 400

1:06:55

pounds. My buddy, My buddy he calls the cops after we

1:06:57

get he calls the cops after we

1:06:59

get kicked out, and he goes,

1:07:01

there's a bunch of black guys fighting

1:07:03

in so they set the helicopter. And the they sent

1:07:05

the helicopter. the party, they've had a patty

1:07:07

wagon. party. They've had a was wagon.

1:07:09

arrested. We getting arrested. all People were

1:07:12

running in all these different directions just

1:07:14

one friend called. friend called the cops. It

1:07:16

was a horrible day. thing. He swatted the

1:07:18

the party. He it was nuts. And I

1:07:20

remember, I remember, I was super it was this.

1:07:22

I was super fat, but my favorite thing

1:07:24

to do when the police helicopter had come

1:07:26

I was sprint down the street at full, at

1:07:28

full this, I you know what I mean? fat,

1:07:30

but my on me to feel like the police was

1:07:32

so sick. We grew up in the is I near

1:07:35

the area where the Project

1:07:37

X full, like, happening. know, Yeah,

1:07:40

real quick, you're more like

1:07:42

the the but go on. on me,

1:07:44

and I'd feel like Terminator, but go on. Or the

1:07:46

cogs turning your head. head. Yeah, I know.

1:07:48

just moved on moved on too quickly. I had

1:07:50

to get get that one out Yeah. We

1:07:52

were getting invited to a project back. Oh, yeah. I to

1:07:54

a project that oh, yeah, I

1:07:56

mean threw them threw them constantly We

1:07:58

had like a police like the doors were

1:08:01

all broken, like TV shattered, every glass table

1:08:03

was shattered, he was gonna get shipped off

1:08:05

to the Marines or whatever, like he was

1:08:07

joining the army, but his like family friend

1:08:10

was like, hey, can you house at our

1:08:12

place for three months? Like, they're going to

1:08:14

this huge family vacation, he's like, yeah, of

1:08:16

course. He threw parties there every single night.

1:08:19

Like the doors were all broken, like TV

1:08:21

shattered, every glass table was shattered, like, he

1:08:23

just destroyed. So it was one of these

1:08:26

houses that was on top of like a

1:08:28

hill. It was the only house on the

1:08:30

hill. There's only one exit. It just a

1:08:32

long driveway that goes down to the main

1:08:35

street. And these like little neo-nazi showed up.

1:08:37

Mm. Like that's some shadow hill shit. Yeah.

1:08:39

Like showed up in a black pickup truck.

1:08:41

They were in like swastikas and stuff. They

1:08:44

all shaved heads. One of the guys who

1:08:46

was way older. England. Yeah. Yeah. So they

1:08:48

show up and they just start throwing, they

1:08:50

block the driveway, like they put the truck

1:08:53

so you can't leave, and then they just

1:08:55

like held his house, and just do his

1:08:57

walking with a knife, he was shirtless. Like

1:08:59

literally has like swastika's statue, don't you? It

1:09:02

looked like Edward Norton and American History X.

1:09:04

And he's like swinging a knife at people

1:09:06

and like going nuts. Oh, that's magic. You're

1:09:08

in a high school party and you're in

1:09:11

this guy had just gotten out of prison.

1:09:13

And then they were trying to find Phil,

1:09:15

the guy who was throwing the party, and

1:09:17

he was inside and we're like, we're like

1:09:20

hiding him. And they were like, Ludusen, fuck

1:09:22

Phil, because we were in a green book

1:09:24

situation. It was true. Green book. It was

1:09:27

green book. Connor had to drive a black

1:09:29

panist across neo-Nazi territory. So yeah, because they

1:09:31

were mad because we kicked him out initially.

1:09:33

And then they blocked the driveway driveway driveway

1:09:36

of the driveway. I'm glad we need food.

1:09:38

We need food. So I'm blocking the door

1:09:40

at one point. One of the guys, one

1:09:42

of the Nazis, I didn't know. I used

1:09:45

to skate with him in the skate park,

1:09:47

so I was a skate park. Was it

1:09:49

fucking, oh, you wouldn't know him? But this

1:09:51

kid, his name is like my uncle, he

1:09:54

was like three years old to me. That

1:09:56

is funny that John thought it was a

1:09:58

neo-Nazi, he might know him. The neo-Nazi that

1:10:00

was in our class. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:10:03

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm walking

1:10:05

the door and I'm like, hey Michael, fucking

1:10:07

chill, man, like, I know you, I know,

1:10:09

we're friends, can't you just fucking calm down?

1:10:12

Like, you guys just leave, you know? And

1:10:14

everyone's inside this living and like watching me

1:10:16

talk to the guy and he shoves me

1:10:18

really hard. And everyone goes to me really

1:10:21

hard and everyone goes to me really hard.

1:10:23

And everyone goes, do you fucking me really

1:10:25

hard? And he shoves me really hard and

1:10:28

everyone goes to me really hard. And everyone

1:10:30

goes to me really hard to me really

1:10:32

hard. And he goes to me really hard

1:10:34

to me really hard. And everyone goes to

1:10:37

me really hard and goes to me really

1:10:39

hard. And everyone goes to me really hard.

1:10:41

And he goes to me really hard and

1:10:43

goes, and goes, and goes, and goes, and

1:10:46

goes, and goes, and goes, and goes, and,

1:10:48

and goes, and, and, and, and, and, and,

1:10:50

and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and

1:10:52

And then no one says anything. Like the

1:10:55

reaction to me getting pushed was so bombastic

1:10:57

and huge. This two kids is like no

1:10:59

shatter. Everyone's like, yeah, that's real, that's real

1:11:01

violence. That's scary, what happened? Yeah, so they,

1:11:04

what do you mean, like, with all hundred?

1:11:06

Yeah, no, the whole thing. Yeah, so then

1:11:08

eventually somebody called saying they had like weapons,

1:11:10

like guns, like guns and stuff. So police

1:11:13

helicopter, police helicopter to shut up. And Phil

1:11:15

freak down, he, he, he... came down and

1:11:17

he like locked all the doors so I

1:11:20

got stuck outside and like they were arresting

1:11:22

anyone who was outside so the helicopters and

1:11:24

I'm like I'm hiding in a bush I

1:11:26

see this kid Dale get tackled by a

1:11:29

cop and I'm like holy fuck I'm just

1:11:31

like watching all happen felt like I was

1:11:33

in a movie yeah yeah but yeah so

1:11:35

then they got arrested that guy just went

1:11:38

straight back to jail right to fleece Johnson

1:11:40

yeah but yeah that was one of the

1:11:42

weird like more like movie cinematic like yeah

1:11:44

party nights like what the fuck is going

1:11:47

on that's a funny thing we knew I

1:11:49

went to a neo-nazi party. Yeah, I think

1:11:51

Joey's here. We knew a guy... Joe, you

1:11:53

hear? Joey, Joseph? Yes. We knew a guy

1:11:56

in our class, in my class, in high

1:11:58

school. Oh

1:12:02

my god, you smell, you just smell,

1:12:04

you just smell like booze. You smell

1:12:06

like, you look like a homeless man.

1:12:09

Oh a nice jacket

1:12:11

you smell, I just smell

1:12:13

you just smell

1:12:15

like boo a nice jacket though.

1:12:18

You just smell, you look

1:12:20

like the booze.

1:12:22

You smell like, you look

1:12:24

like a crazy homeless guy.

1:12:26

You smell like shit, you

1:12:28

look like the soloist. Get

1:12:31

in frame here, let me go. People thought

1:12:33

Joey was like Greyhound therapy. They're like, oh,

1:12:35

we got to get him out of South

1:12:37

Dakota for we got to

1:12:39

get them out of

1:12:41

out of South Dakota

1:12:43

for him down down LA. We

1:12:45

got to go around. We might just wrap

1:12:48

this episode. Yeah, just wrap wrap

1:12:50

it the the gonna hear

1:12:52

about South Dakota. can hear

1:12:54

about Oh My god Oh

1:12:56

my God, Joey. But yeah, real quick. We

1:12:58

we had that we had

1:13:00

that And he was

1:13:02

dating a a chick like was

1:13:04

of the of the head of

1:13:06

the neo-Nazi? She her on the

1:13:08

There was like a

1:13:10

hit out on her

1:13:12

and there was like her,

1:13:14

she's She was around

1:13:16

like There bodyguards a hit out on

1:13:18

her and from here like bodyguards

1:13:20

everywhere she was around, like neo-Nazi bodyguards around

1:13:22

her. Like parties and stuff? Well. I

1:13:24

think we did some

1:13:26

great work great work here. Some good

1:13:28

stuff. We us on the

1:13:30

guys. Join us on the hate

1:13:32

watch podcast. God bless God

1:13:35

bless. Bye. Bye.