0:06

What's

0:10

up

0:14

David?

0:18

We're

0:22

about

0:26

to

0:30

record

0:34

it.

0:36

Well, I got beat up. I was a I

0:38

was walking chest debt and These guys

0:41

said I was in the wrong

0:43

neighborhood What neighborhood? Where were

0:45

you? I was pretty close to your

0:47

house. So I started going towards

0:49

your house and I tried to

0:51

call you and asked for help

0:53

We were potting. Yeah, you

0:55

were busy I remember this we

0:57

were about to record and this

1:00

is you know the about to

1:02

record and this is you know

1:04

the second is now the second

1:06

recurring thing I know, I was wondering, you know,

1:08

I was on audible listening to Hunger

1:10

Games. Just don't go out at night.

1:12

It looks like people care about you

1:14

though, you got the flowers, we love

1:16

you, recovery, there's a card there. You're

1:19

good. You look fine, man. Yeah. Yeah,

1:21

the people at the office have been really

1:23

nice. I have a fractured hubris and

1:25

a bit of a concussion. You bump

1:27

your head? Anyway, we gotta start recording,

1:29

man. You have the worst timing. Feel better.

1:32

It's exhausting that you can do in this.

1:34

We'll talk to you soon, okay? Okay, yeah,

1:36

we'll talk soon. All right, bye. Jesus. Thanks

1:38

for calling. Yeah, no, probably, man. See, get

1:41

out of here. Get out of here. Get

1:43

out of here. Geez of shit. It's fucking

1:45

idiot, that guy. My God. I hate to

1:48

do something. Yeah, I hate to do also,

1:50

but you're a tiny pathetic little man. He

1:52

knows. He knows. I've told him many times,

1:54

he can't walk after dark. It's crazy. He's

1:57

a walking target. Yeah. Hunter games? Also, yeah, also

1:59

he. He actually has headphones and he's playing

2:01

it out loud in Hunger Games, okay?

2:03

So walking target. Yeah, he plays it off

2:05

his fucking phone speaker like a psychopath.

2:07

Yeah. It's the first time I've

2:09

seen somebody recovering from a beating and my first

2:11

thought is like I want to beat him. My

2:13

first thought is they didn't go hard enough.

2:15

I kept looking at that other eye. Yeah, what

2:17

are they pulling their punches? They missed an

2:19

eye. Yeah, they missed an eye. Crazy dude. Yeah.

2:21

Well, we can only wish

2:23

for the worst for him so

2:26

he could stop interrupting the show.

2:28

Disgusting. Whatever reason, like clockwork every

2:30

fucking week, the guy keeps hitting

2:32

us up with some fucking nonsense.

2:34

I'm having like a visceral reaction.

2:36

This is making me nauseous. He's

2:39

making me sick to my stomach. He makes

2:41

me, I mean, listen, that's why, you know,

2:43

that's why we hired those goods. That's

2:45

why I had it done to

2:48

him. Anyway, welcome to the

2:50

show, everybody. Sorry about that.

2:52

Sorry about that interruption from

2:54

our fucking dunce friend. It's

2:57

been quite a week, I guess. Feels

3:00

like a repeat of, well, when was the

3:02

last time Kanye was for Hitler? That was

3:04

like two years ago. Three years ago. Was

3:06

that during Trump? Was he doing that worth

3:08

the make America great again? No, because he

3:10

was on SNL. That was, yeah, that was

3:12

pretty. That was the Netanyahu. Or he's like,

3:14

Mr. Netanyahu. I

3:16

just keep, I keep

3:19

envisioning the, the, the

3:21

clan, like, like, lynching

3:23

Kanye and he's like,

3:25

yeah, motherfucker. It's

3:28

like, he's like, ah, I live for

3:30

this shit. He goes, I'm the first

3:32

black billionaire to get lynched, motherfucker. This

3:34

is fucking based. He's

3:36

like, 'all gonna lynch me? Y

3:39

'all take a red pill. He

3:41

starts jacking off when they're lynching him. He's

3:45

like, oh my God. They're like

3:47

naked women standing right next to him. I

3:51

mean, we can look at some of

3:53

these. It's pretty boring, you know? Kanye's like,

3:55

it's very played out. It feels derivative.

3:57

Get a new, you know, get a new

3:59

thing. You know, but he's a

4:01

lot of them have been funny today.

4:03

He's doing like he like loves comedians He's

4:05

like talking shit about Dave Chappelle and

4:07

he loves Lily CK You know, why

4:09

do broke ends tell me what to do?

4:11

I never tell them ends what to

4:13

do There's something about being broke that makes

4:15

them for powerful. He's obsessed with broke

4:18

bitches He had a great tweet where you

4:20

know Oh Dude

4:29

Taylor's fucking posted up chillin he's

4:31

got a little toy movie is that

4:33

from Yeah, he's got a little

4:35

battleship. Oh, that's actually the indie film

4:37

the Devon's been was in The

4:40

Jews threatened to take your children away that

4:42

happened to me on the death con tweet

4:45

You saw Harley say he was going to

4:47

medicate me to zombie land. Yeah, I mean,

4:49

it's just it's his non -stop It's non -stop

4:56

He thinks Hitler was just a

4:58

guy in an indie movie Hail

5:04

Elon sure Elon loves

5:06

that Well, he was saying

5:08

Elon stole my Hitler

5:10

swag my kids my kids

5:12

school Thank

5:15

you to my brother Swiss for connecting with

5:17

your close friend the Saudi Any

5:20

n -word that don't like Trump is

5:22

a faggot Well,

5:26

you know, well, I'm excited for

5:28

him to be on cringe tonight He's

5:39

happily biting the curb Oh

5:55

It's so sad what sucks

5:57

is is that is to have to deal with

5:59

people be like this your boy yeah like

6:01

you can we yes he's my best

6:03

friend he's mentally ill I love him

6:06

who gives a shit at this point

6:08

He's already done the I-like Hitler shit.

6:10

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he

6:12

obviously listened to last week's episode and

6:14

he probably got inspired. Yeah, he loves

6:16

my Weimar Republic speech. He's really nice

6:18

to my brother one time, you know,

6:20

so he got that going from, he's

6:22

good guy. He knows what he's doing,

6:25

he's also nuts too. He's crazy, I

6:27

don't think he knows what he knows

6:29

what he's doing. He's bipolar. Yeah, so

6:31

he doesn't know what he's what he's

6:33

doing, what he's doing, he's doing, he's

6:35

doing, he's doing, he's doing, he's doing,

6:37

he's doing, he's doing, he's doing, he's

6:39

doing, he's doing, he's doing, he's doing,

6:41

he's doing, he's doing, he's doing, he's

6:44

doing, he's doing, he's doing, he's doing,

6:46

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

6:48

he It's really ultimately just, it's horribly

6:50

tragic and it makes me sad. It's

6:52

like watching a dead man alive. It'll

6:54

burn off as it gets older. It's

6:56

really depressing. Yeah, you know. It's like

6:58

we get at birdies with a dead

7:00

body saying fagget somehow. Yeah. I don't

7:03

know. It's not good. It's not good.

7:05

It's played out. It's also happening. I

7:07

liked your joke, not what he's feeling.

7:09

It's like get a new guy. It's

7:11

like, at least move on to Stalin

7:13

or something. Like Paul Pot. Do a

7:15

Paul Pot ear. I think it's actually

7:17

good that he's like, he's like, he's

7:19

making this more not so shocking because

7:22

this shit's just getting boring to me

7:24

now. So now all this like neo-Nazi

7:26

like reactionary shit like remember when Riana

7:28

made that video where the guys were

7:30

kind of vaguely dressed like skinheads and

7:32

everyone lost their fucking mind? No. Years

7:34

ago. It's just like I think it's

7:36

better for the culture that like this

7:38

is just more it's like so now

7:41

it's just boring now you know what

7:43

I mean? I get what you're saying

7:45

yeah for the culture for the culture

7:47

it's the most. It's the most Hitler's

7:49

been talked about since 38. It is

7:51

what a comeback Hitler's had. Hitler's like,

7:53

wow, you're obsessed with me? He's having

7:55

the Glenn Powell year. Yeah, gets off

7:57

my dear. I will be in Top

8:00

Gun too. Mainly now. Yeah, just

8:02

I don't know. Sad, crazy,

8:04

scary, spooky, hilarious.

8:06

That sums up

8:08

yay. More like yade

8:11

off Hitler. Ohhhoo! We got a

8:13

hat cap himself. We have a

8:15

hat cap now folks, so any

8:18

time somebody else. Yeah, but we're

8:20

going to call it the hat

8:22

cap. Hat cap. It's the hat

8:25

cap. It's the hat cap. It's

8:27

a hat cap. It's a hat

8:29

cap. So if you suck ass

8:32

or whatever, you say if you

8:34

suck ass or whatever, you say

8:36

something that sucks ass. We should

8:39

get this custom made into a

8:41

forefather. Oh, forefathers. Yeah. Make one.

8:43

They'll be sick. Make a dunscap

8:45

for a father. Heller cat. Would

8:48

sell out in a second. Tom Brady

8:50

and Snoop Dog had, they made

8:52

a commercial. I love this commercial

8:54

against the Carnia West. With some

8:57

different neighborhoods. I hate you because

8:59

you look different. Because I don't

9:01

understand you. I hate you because

9:04

people I know hate you. I

9:06

hate you because I think you

9:08

hate you because I think you

9:11

hate you. Oh

9:13

my god. The reasons for Hater

9:15

is stupid, isn't it? And

9:17

I hate the things are so bad,

9:19

that we have to do a commercial

9:21

about it. Me too. Oh wow. Oh

9:23

wow, to combat anti-Semitism.

9:25

Stand up to all hate. I

9:28

should have known Jews made this.

9:30

Why did that Larry David in?

9:33

Combat anti-Semitism. Tom Bray just calls

9:35

him the N-word. They're like,

9:37

cut, that's not, that's not

9:39

a script, Tom, stop. Stop.

9:41

Stop. I washed my hands

9:44

after I shook your

9:46

hand. Yeah, because you

9:48

smell like coke it

9:50

up, Buddha. Who needed

9:53

that? Do people think,

9:55

uh... Well, who's that for?

9:57

It doesn't help you.

10:00

I just don't get why the Jews are

10:02

making commercial about white people black people hate

10:04

each other Well, Snoop

10:07

Dogg's not black anymore. Oh, he's

10:09

Jewish. Snoop Dogg's just

10:11

money. He just made

10:13

of money Snoop Dogg

10:15

will do anything anywhere

10:17

any time for the right

10:19

price truly zero integrity has zero

10:21

Could care less about he will sign

10:23

up for fucking anything him and

10:25

him and Shaq are like neck and

10:28

neck just zero integrity Yeah, yeah,

10:30

and Tom Brady that was it suck

10:32

that he was in that That

10:36

sucks. It's not just socks.

10:38

Hey, hey, there's nothing worse than

10:41

people continuing to live You

10:43

know legends that continue to live

10:45

it is M &M prime example

10:47

M &M is the definition of

10:49

someone who should have joined

10:51

the 27th Club. Yeah, you know

10:53

Well relapse wouldn't like

10:56

relapse. Okay a

10:58

few others Kamikaze

11:00

music murdered to up

11:03

now We

11:07

never have that Trump cipher Offly

11:11

hot coffee pot. I mean how else would we

11:13

have stood up to Trump? If

11:15

M &M died, but no, I mean yes It's

11:17

a it's a it's one of the it's

11:19

a legendary duck stand -up bit But just you

11:21

know that like people go like it's so

11:23

sad that like Jimmy Hendrix died or

11:25

whatever It's like who knows wouldn't he be

11:27

doing like Super Bowl halftime duets? Yeah,

11:30

you it a sandpan. Whatever Could have been

11:32

really embarrassing Tupac by wouldn't really embarrassing.

11:34

Oh, yeah, you think so. I don't know

11:36

I go back and forth on that

11:38

I think Tupac would have been who Kanye

11:40

Thinks he looks like yeah people I

11:42

think Tupac would have maintained some integrity Yeah,

11:44

but you just can't maintain that energy

11:46

He would have fell into you know making

11:49

some are we there yet and she

11:51

like that like be in family comedies

11:53

and I don't know He's already a

11:55

bunch of movies already Cover of are

11:57

we there yet is the last picture

11:59

of him with Shugnight. In the car, it's

12:01

about heaven. Are we in heaven yet?

12:03

They also have the option of staying

12:06

alive but just fading from the public.

12:08

All right, they don't have to die

12:10

necessarily. They just thought being embarrassing publicly.

12:12

Nobody has that discipline and also these

12:14

guys get surrounded by so many people

12:16

that need them to continue being something

12:19

for them to still make money. That's

12:21

their job. You have to just keep

12:23

tap dancing and get out there. Yeah.

12:25

But yeah, just a really sad world

12:27

we live in. Yeah, I also I

12:29

just at this point with Snoop Dogg

12:32

I don't even get the point of

12:34

hiring him because again He has no

12:36

integrity. It says no one like no

12:38

one others like Snoop endorsed it. So

12:40

I have to get the product nobody

12:42

I mean who I'm trying to think

12:45

of the one guy that gets influenced

12:47

by any by seeing Snoop Dog and

12:49

anything and maybe it's like a just

12:51

like a like a retarded cholo guy

12:53

that goes to like low rider events

12:55

and he's the only music he listens

12:57

to is like from the noggy dogy

13:00

style shit and he's like yo snoop

13:02

sitting out to hate Jews he's like

13:04

alright I'm a chill on that I

13:06

truly don't know who the fuck gives

13:08

a shit about Snoop Dogg. It's got

13:10

to be just Gen Xers. I can't

13:13

see. Zoomers don't even know what the

13:15

fuck Snoop Dogg is. Yeah. It's like...

13:17

I love the idea of a guy

13:19

just fully influenced by like Shack. He's

13:21

like, no, I got my Lincoln, my

13:23

general car insurance, and life's great. Checked

13:26

every way Cypress Hill. and you know,

13:28

immortal techniques, Snoop Dogg, and immortal technique.

13:30

I don't know if they listen to

13:32

immortal technique. I like to think they

13:34

do. No, I think they think of

13:36

mortal techniques, weird, oh shit. Yeah, you

13:39

know, never the first time you heard

13:41

Dance of the Devil? Are you kidding

13:43

me? Sick to my stomach, the first

13:45

time, the first time I was like,

13:47

raw, man. Oh, it was scary. It

13:49

was, truly scared. I remember listening to

13:51

it over and over and over again.

13:54

Is that real mom? It didn't just

13:56

be like, because I was there. It's

13:58

like, and you did nothing? Feel

14:04

like you're listening to it like a

14:06

serial killer Crazy

14:08

stuff, but you

14:11

know God bless. It's a guy

14:13

admitting to a game Another

14:16

guy's oh sure sure yeah Truly

14:22

at the end of the song me like and

14:24

was the craziest shit I've ever seen. The whole

14:26

thing was my fucking idea too. I knew it

14:28

was a smile. Yeah,

14:31

I knew it. Yeah, well, they did

14:33

know in the song. He did he did now Trump

14:37

wants to turn the Gaza Strip into

14:39

a Casa Bonita That is wild

14:42

That sucks. It's the most brazen thing

14:44

I've ever seen a fucking what

14:46

a crazy. That's nuts. I don't think

14:48

he'll actually do it You can

14:50

only hope it's like a strategy I

14:52

go back and forth. Are we

14:54

so we're gonna invade Palestine It's art

14:56

of the deal stuff or he

14:59

probably tried to reach out to them

15:01

It is that's how he runs

15:03

the presidency is why I bring to

15:05

the table. I'll kill two million

15:07

people Like

15:10

calls one of them at a mosque. He's

15:12

like, well, you guys stop fighting. They're like,

15:14

they don't respond like no Well, why what

15:16

are you talking about you idiot? No, of

15:18

course not. Have you heard anything we've ever

15:20

said very passionate about this We're not just

15:22

gonna stop. They were very passionate about this

15:24

And then he's like, okay, I'll make okay.

15:26

It's time to make this announcement and then

15:28

it's like, okay Let's see if they now

15:30

next time they talk. Maybe there'll be a

15:32

little bit more open, you know to

15:34

to whatever negotiation Well, I mean a two -state

15:36

solution isn't working So like I could see it

15:39

from his like practical point of view just

15:41

like well Yes, we must take it over because

15:43

we can't let Israel have it So it's

15:45

just gonna be like a big buffer DMZ. That's

15:47

gonna be the Middle East It's gonna be

15:49

a David Buster's. Yeah, it's gonna be a Riviera.

15:51

That was the funniest thing gonna be a

15:53

beautiful place to be like a Riviera Turn

15:57

the Palestinians One

16:00

of them is Happy Gilmore's Caddy. The

16:02

PGA Tour is there. Your Caddy has

16:04

so suicide. Your Caddy is in Hamas.

16:06

Yeah, it sucks. Nothing really seems very

16:08

good. No. But, you know, who gives

16:10

a shit? You know, we're out of

16:12

political show here. My life has been

16:15

unaffected. My life is unaffected as time

16:17

passes. You know, I found eggs the

16:19

other day. Nice. That's huge. Things are

16:21

looking up. Yeah. Things are looking up.

16:23

The fire I know people could keep

16:25

saying I want to listen I've been

16:27

getting a lot of shit lately I

16:29

guess for because I Talk shit about

16:31

people who are obsessed with LA. I

16:33

just keep talking about the state of

16:36

it and whatnot I just want you

16:38

guys to know you keep saying like

16:40

the L. Your city burned to the

16:42

ground not really L.A. Kick so much

16:44

ass you got to drive to the

16:46

area that burned down I haven't seen

16:48

it yet I truly haven't noticed I

16:50

truly haven't seen a little smoke. Yeah

16:52

Sorry, if your city burned down, you

16:54

would see it. Yeah, because it's the

16:57

only thing. But unfortunately for us, we

16:59

got to take a little road trip

17:01

to see the tragedy. Suck my deck.

17:03

Might make a beach day out of

17:05

it to go see the tragedy. I

17:07

might go look at Alta Dana at

17:09

some point if I want to get

17:11

sad. I don't know, but it's a

17:13

ways from me. Anyway, I just wanted

17:15

to get that out. Have you seen

17:18

the Altadena strong shit everywhere? Like the

17:20

hip hymsters are weird. I told, remember

17:22

I told you, this is a two

17:24

weeks ago, I saw that lady, we

17:26

were at the liquor store, and I

17:28

was like, did you guys see that

17:30

fucking lady with the ultimate thing? Strong?

17:32

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looked like brand

17:34

new? Yeah. Yeah, it's, that's gonna be

17:36

the news. They're acting like, it's the

17:39

Boston bombing, it's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's,

17:41

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

17:43

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

17:45

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

17:47

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

17:49

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it We

17:51

don't have a sense of community, I

17:53

will say that, really. Because you know

17:55

somebody who has got their house burdenedness.

17:57

You care, but like, there's not like,

18:00

if there was a terrorist attack in...

18:02

In Culver City, people are like, oh,

18:04

that sucks for them. But it's like

18:06

a $50 Uber. I mean, we're not.

18:08

I'm not coming together. It's not like

18:10

New York with the towers. We'd have

18:12

to find out about it. You have

18:14

to find out about it. You have

18:16

to find it. Oh shit, really? That's

18:18

horrible. But it's so, I don't even

18:21

know how to get to Culver City.

18:23

You got to get off the freeway.

18:25

And then it's a weird. Yeah, it

18:27

sucks for them. That's what makes

18:29

it great, the alienation. Yeah. They'd

18:32

have to like, phleaps or some

18:34

are historic or some shit for

18:36

us to give a fuck. Yeah,

18:38

but then even, yeah, that would

18:40

be horrible. But even then, I'm

18:42

actually starting to think if I

18:44

lived anywhere, I go, wasn't my,

18:46

like, if I was, if I

18:48

was in New York when the

18:50

towers got brought down and I

18:52

lived in Brooklyn, I'd go, it's

18:54

like over, it's across the water.

18:56

Yeah. I think the worst, what's

18:58

the selfish human train? What do

19:00

you think is the worst possible

19:02

of like terrorist attack

19:04

like a 9-11 on LA? I

19:06

think it'd be a sold out

19:08

like World Series Dodger game. Yeah,

19:11

that would be like equivalent. Yeah,

19:13

that'd be like equivalent. Yeah, that'd

19:15

be horrible. It's not from that.

19:18

All of our landmarks aren't like

19:20

people things. Like the US Bank

19:22

building. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah.

19:25

And also there's so much, there's

19:27

so much, um, class rage in

19:29

LA. There's so many different levels

19:31

to each area that people, like

19:33

we saw with the palisades to,

19:35

you know, we kind of, you

19:37

know, there's people that are like,

19:40

oh, the palisades, yeah, it's horrible,

19:42

it's horrible. I don't really. People

19:44

were like that brave. They were

19:46

like, oh, these are rich pricks.

19:48

Like, I'm, I made ever, it's

19:50

full with bums. It's just, yeah.

19:52

It's hard to, it's hard to

19:54

give a shit about people packing

19:56

their range rover. Yeah. Yeah, full of

19:58

their, full of their. I care more about

20:01

their $20,000 dogs that they had specially

20:03

bred. I care. I'm the one, I'm

20:05

the one guy who does care. I

20:07

care too. I care about humans and

20:10

I'm saying in general. There's a lot

20:12

of that with L.A. has so many,

20:14

you know, like West Hollywood, you go,

20:17

fucking, I hate West Hollywood. You go,

20:19

I hate West Hollywood. There's just areas

20:21

you think about, and you go, the

20:23

parking sucks over there, so I don't

20:26

care. That's the only attack that everyone

20:28

cared about is if they got the

20:30

ad. Yeah. Everybody's like off the game

20:33

are? Yeah, and the eagle at the

20:35

Pentagon for it. Yeah. It

20:37

would turn to chemical warfare,

20:39

all the AIDS blood

20:41

straight into the air.

20:44

Everyone just stumbling around

20:46

sores in their bodies?

20:48

Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys

20:50

see that female comic

20:53

destroy that heckler?

20:55

Yeah, I sure did. She

20:57

really lit him up. What

20:59

happened? Oh, we're going to

21:01

watch it. That's very funny.

21:04

Dude, she sucks. You know her? Yeah, yeah, I

21:06

feel bad saying that. I always thought her story.

21:08

Her name's Natalie Cuomo. Yeah, really. I mean, I

21:10

did shows her in New York, and I know

21:12

her husband more than I know her. I always

21:14

thought she was, um... I always thought she

21:17

was like one of the Cuomo's. No, no, no.

21:19

Like I actually thought she was related

21:21

to the Cuomo too. Maybe, I don't

21:23

think so. I thought she had to

21:25

have connections to have made it at

21:28

all in the business of laughter. This is

21:30

such a viral video that last night my

21:32

dad's 70th birthday party, his like 73 year

21:34

old friend is like, you see that Natalie

21:36

Cuomo chick? And I'm like, what the fuck?

21:39

Yeah, I saw that. It's spreading so fast.

21:41

Yeah, it's bizarre. It's bizarre and it's because

21:43

it is what it originally... under this is

21:45

the greatest thing I've ever seen she posted

21:47

originally and then somebody on Twitter was like

21:50

this is the greatest thing I've ever seen

21:52

posted themselves a woman posted it saying like

21:54

this is the greatest thing I've ever seen

21:56

and then and then people were like okay

21:59

I'm gonna look into this Suppose the greatest thing

22:01

of all time and it's just a

22:03

woman having a mental breakdown on stage

22:05

and screaming at a guy That she

22:07

starts something. Yeah calling him heckler is

22:09

mind -blowing. not even a heckler doing crowd

22:11

work on him She's bad and stumbling

22:13

and not good at talking. Yeah on

22:15

stage for a living. She's like calling

22:17

them gay Her crowd work is gay

22:19

bashing. Yeah, and then they're like a

22:21

fuck you and then she Flips out

22:23

and then does the classic thing of

22:25

like trying to get people on your

22:27

side where you pretend like things are

22:29

really go crazy Right now in the

22:31

country. These are bringing negative energy.

22:34

It's wild. Yeah, so bad Oh,

22:48

it's not, wow, Yuri's, oh,

22:50

it's not that... I

22:53

can roast you too. You can't just roast all of us

22:55

and get up Great

22:58

response. a good response. Good

23:00

response. Really nothing wrong with that. Also so

23:03

weird is to threaten to leave the show

23:05

It's like yeah, why you punishing the people

23:07

who actually want to see you do comedy?

23:09

Yeah, well, no, that's not there's no Is

23:11

there a chance in hell anyone's there? Actually,

23:13

yeah, so that's the only reason she gets

23:15

class They're all nuts. There's big qualm offense.

23:17

She's got a huge following. Really? Yeah, she's

23:19

like over a million followers. start at Hitler

23:21

anyway So

23:23

I agree. It's insane that Natalie

23:25

Cuomo is just like Hitler in

23:28

terms of how unfunny both were I

23:30

agree. It was probably better public

23:32

speaker He

23:34

would have a better Yeah, he would

23:36

have a final response to this But

23:39

yeah, so she does like have to fans

23:41

that will show up and buy tickets for

23:43

her and that's why people respond I don't mean

23:45

to be mean, you know, I feel I

23:47

feel bad. You know, you're out there working

23:49

hard. I get it Standups a tough a

23:51

tough game and sometimes you spazz look I spazz

23:54

before, you know I'm not I've had moments

23:56

like this not this bad obviously, but like

23:58

I also wouldn't post that It's

24:00

also crazy to post, be like

24:02

I took somebody down. So it's

24:04

just the delusion there. It's why

24:06

we kind of have like carte

24:08

blanche to go off on it

24:11

a little bit. And just it

24:13

says so much. It really does.

24:15

It's such a simple clip and

24:17

it says so much about the

24:19

differences a little bit. Because if

24:21

this was a guy, everyone goes,

24:23

that sucks ass, jackass. but instead

24:25

for a little bit of time

24:28

this got credit. The women aren't

24:30

allowed to stand up for this.

24:32

Because it was like a woman

24:34

standing up. But it was, it's

24:36

totally manipulated. The video is completely,

24:38

yeah, it's just, it's God forbid

24:40

a woman calls a guy in

24:42

the front row of fagget. God

24:45

forbid. I guess women can't have

24:47

hobbies anymore, huh? We'll see. Well,

24:49

let's let's let everyone, let's let

24:51

everyone else do this. I see.

24:53

So you were afraid because like

24:55

I felt like I was staying

24:57

your identity. I took the mic.

24:59

Oh. He's your new friend. By

25:02

the way, real quick, before once

25:04

again, I just, I, nothing, I

25:06

don't think there's anything more tragic

25:08

on this earth than a, even

25:10

a moderately attractive woman in this

25:12

world. It's. It's it's it's stop

25:14

right there. Nothing more tragic than

25:16

a moderately interactive one. I mean,

25:19

she's I bet she looks pretty

25:21

good in real life and it's

25:23

just this is your life like

25:25

pretending something happened in your childhood

25:27

and you need to like pretend

25:29

to be like edgy and funny.

25:31

Yeah. Your whole life and you

25:34

just spend time and these. horrific

25:36

environments getting like finger-fucked by absolute

25:38

losers and and hey his name

25:40

is Lewis Jacob. You know I

25:42

mean it's just it's it's like

25:44

committing your life to to heroin

25:46

without ever doing it but you

25:48

don't even get if she must

25:51

have been a heroin addict at

25:53

some point. I mean she's dressed

25:55

like a lipstick lesbian. and covered

25:57

in tattoos. Yeah, there's a lot

25:59

of trauma. If you're that mentally,

26:01

yeah, if you're that fucking, you

26:03

see this rant, my reaction is

26:05

like you've got like bipolar or

26:08

you've got borderline personality or in

26:10

you've been, you're now sober, hopefully.

26:12

Well, the true tragedies, if she

26:14

was a man, she would do

26:16

a triple homicide and like a

26:18

liquor store robber. You know, when

26:20

I see a pretty girl in

26:22

comedy like this, I, it's the

26:25

same, I get the same feeling

26:27

as when you see those videos

26:29

go around where it's a beautiful

26:31

girl and they show the

26:33

progress of her mastectomy and

26:35

she's turned into this like

26:37

mutilated like man transperson. That's

26:40

how I look at female

26:42

comics that are pretty. It's animals.

26:44

Oh my God! What happened? You're

26:47

now, I mean, it's like, uh,

26:49

you're, you're, you're, uh, you're, uh,

26:51

you're Elliot Page to me.

26:54

Tranamorfs. Tranamorfs. Tranamorfs. Yeah.

26:56

You guys get where I'm

26:58

coming from? It's the same as

27:01

biggest. This is a beautiful girl

27:03

becoming a man. It's more of

27:05

an insult to the trans community

27:08

community. I didn't mean it like

27:10

that. They could go ahead and

27:13

compare her to them. And now

27:15

they're like, what the fuck did

27:17

we do? They didn't do anything.

27:20

They didn't do anything. By the

27:22

way, did you see, Trump was

27:24

like signing, he was signing all

27:27

like these papers around all

27:29

these children. And he was

27:31

like, he was like, and

27:33

we're going to kill trannies.

27:35

Little girls. from competing in

27:38

men's sports, so men who

27:40

became women. He was signing

27:42

the executive order to stop

27:44

them from competing with

27:46

women. And he brought in like

27:48

50 student-athlete girls. That rocks.

27:51

Yeah, no, it's a hilarious

27:53

PR move. It isn't amazing,

27:56

everybody's like, I'm saving you guys,

27:58

I'm defending you all. I'm saving

28:00

him. He also goes, he goes, the Secret

28:02

Service is worried about them. I don't think

28:05

we have anything to worry about. Come on

28:07

in here. And I'm like, yeah, these days

28:09

drop, kids are pretty violent. Get over you,

28:11

you little shields. Come on. Come on. But yeah,

28:14

no, I don't want to sound mean here.

28:16

I didn't mean that in a mean way.

28:18

It's a female comics or a trans people. Yeah,

28:20

why would you never meet you? I'm just saying, you have seen those

28:22

videos, right? I mean, it's not, it's not even bad, you know what I

28:24

mean? This is me like three months on hormones, you see in those videos

28:26

where it's like a, it's a really cute girl. Yes, they go like five

28:28

months later and they look like Mickey Rourke. Yeah, they look like Jim and

28:30

you're like, what the fuck, this is like, when I look at a pretty

28:32

girl that's just, she's just, she's just, she's just on the just on the

28:35

just on the just on the just on the just on the just on

28:37

the just on the road, she's just on the road, she's just on the

28:39

road, she's just on the road, she's just on the road, she's just on

28:41

the road, she's just on the road, she's just on the road, she's just

28:43

on the road, she's just on the road, she's just on the road, she's

28:45

just on doing these places and no one respects you. It's true. No one

28:47

respects. Look at a clip like this eventually

28:50

comes out and everyone, the whole internet

28:52

going women suck, they get comedy. It

28:54

also speaks volumes to the current like,

28:56

it also speaks volumes to the current

28:58

like status of fame now where it's

29:01

like she's famous in her own bubble

29:03

and the second she got actual exposure

29:05

to the masses. They're like, you're bad.

29:07

Yeah. But in her own right like

29:09

her own right like her own fans

29:11

went up to like a million followers.

29:14

Yeah. She knew this was coming. Whoever

29:16

those people are. She also knew this

29:18

was coming. She's in a business where

29:20

she's like, oh, fuck, I haven't had

29:22

a viral video in like three months.

29:24

She goes, I will get hate for

29:26

this, but I don't care. It's gonna

29:28

go on the viral. Maybe this is

29:30

just a bad night. I'm not saying

29:32

there's not bad nights. I'm just, I,

29:35

I, I, well, they're all bad. If

29:37

I had to bet my life. There's not

29:39

a bookie in the world that would take

29:41

that bad, by the way. Connor, once again,

29:43

I know you're in this world. It's fine.

29:45

Yeah, we can pull up her Instagram and

29:47

find out if she's good or not. We

29:49

can look at other clips after this. I

29:52

don't say this, like, it is such a

29:54

hard time in this world right now. There's

29:56

so many people that came together to be

29:58

supportive and fucking amazing. there's

30:03

two

30:05

angles

30:07

of

30:09

the

30:11

footage

30:13

is

30:15

this

30:17

her

30:19

screaming

30:21

and it

30:24

cuts the

30:27

guy Really?

30:30

Oh my god, looking your

30:32

own! Oh, fuck! Oh, my

30:34

god! He just comes and

30:37

pays. Come for mommy!

30:39

God, that was perfect,

30:41

thank you. He did

30:44

exactly what I asked.

30:46

He just shoots a rope

30:49

on her face. She goes,

30:51

good night. He comes on

30:53

to his head. It was

30:55

very much like, um... It was

30:58

like, you're not invited to my

31:00

birthday. Like heckler response. If she

31:02

were doing that to me, I

31:05

would just go, God, this fucking

31:07

sucks guys. This is the word.

31:10

I would stand up and walk

31:12

out. She ends up kicking them

31:14

out. But I would just go,

31:17

like, holy shit. This is the

31:19

word. I would stand up and

31:21

walk out. She ends up kicking

31:24

them out. She ends up kicking

31:26

right now. Yeah, I mean, again,

31:28

the breakdown is so unbelievable. She's

31:31

calling them gay. The guy goes,

31:33

we can rush you too. And

31:35

then she calls them gayer and

31:38

then they go, I can take

31:40

the mic and then that's her

31:42

response. And she goes, you're saying

31:45

mean fucking things on the last,

31:47

also like. Truly not inflammatory. The

31:49

last show of the weekend. Like,

31:51

what the fact does he do?

31:54

Like, you're serving a tour

31:56

in Afghanistan. Yeah. How

31:58

dare you! She's supposed to

32:01

be a special last night

32:03

in Milwaukee for me! Also,

32:05

she's in DC. It's like,

32:07

it's good. It's like, yeah.

32:09

Oh, is this the, is

32:11

just the new big hunt?

32:13

No, that's the DC comedy

32:15

loft. It's like a, it's

32:17

like a bee closed. Is

32:19

this continues for, this is

32:21

happening? Oh my God. I

32:35

didn't want to get kicked

32:37

out. Man she is sensitive.

32:40

You can lead too. I

32:42

won't be offended. What do

32:45

you want? What do you

32:47

want? What do you want?

32:50

What? I thought she's looking

32:52

at. I thought she's looking

32:55

at this phone. I did

32:57

warn you I would get

32:59

kicked out. Man, she is

33:02

sensitive. Especially for a comedian.

33:04

Yeah, I just keep imagining

33:07

that's the guy in the

33:09

audience, completely correct. Remember the

33:12

South Park episode where Stan

33:14

finds porn for the first

33:17

time in a long time

33:19

and he's just like covering

33:22

his... Yeah, I just keep

33:24

imagining that's the guy in

33:27

the audience, completely coded inches.

33:41

We were saying that photo, he's

33:43

like, I guess I gotta jack

33:45

off again, holy hell. My balls

33:47

are empty, but I'll fucking try.

33:49

And I hope her access to,

33:51

I hope they specifically ban abortions

33:53

for her. Just her as an

33:56

individual. This is so mean. That's

33:58

really mean. Or required, then. One

34:00

or the other. Sorry. I gave

34:02

up my friend here. He doesn't

34:04

eat, you know. Yeah, you know.

34:06

Sorry about him. Have fun in

34:08

Mexico. Is the real, I do,

34:10

I keep getting like million

34:13

dollar baby visions from

34:16

this little bit. She

34:18

goes, she goes, she goes,

34:20

they're gonna take me off

34:22

my welfare Natalie. We

34:24

all talk about, we

34:27

saw the clip, we

34:29

all laugh at you.

34:31

She gets paralyzed one

34:33

day and heckler pushes

34:36

her onto the settle.

34:38

We all laugh at

34:40

you. Men are better

34:42

than us, Natalie. We

34:45

all laugh at you.

34:47

Men are better than

34:49

us, Natalie. But

34:58

he owned her even worse where

35:00

he said I got her two

35:02

therapists aren't enough. I got the

35:05

full I guess a joke about

35:07

having two therapists I got the

35:09

full version right here Joseph I

35:11

got the full version right here.

35:13

Well, I think we just watched

35:16

like most of it right now

35:18

This is what they left out of

35:20

the bad ass owning a book. What's

35:22

good? Is our first to hang out

35:24

outside of the office? Yeah, yeah Okay,

35:27

wait, what made you want

35:29

to ask him? Oh, it's

35:31

not like, wow, you're so,

35:33

it's not like, wow, I

35:35

can't just, you're on material,

35:37

what? Oh, it's not like

35:40

around material, what? Oh,

35:42

it's not like, wow,

35:44

you're on material. Oh, it's

35:46

not like, wow, you're, oh, it's,

35:48

oh, it's not like, wow, you're,

35:51

oh, it's not like, wow,

35:53

you're, wow, you're, you're, oh,

35:55

Sucks to not be locked and

35:58

loaded when some guy, yeah. I was

36:00

like, you know, we could both do,

36:02

you know, a crowd member with some

36:04

attitude and a little bit. A little

36:06

bit. What do you do for a

36:08

living, boy? That is the worst I've

36:11

been heckling in recent memories. I think

36:13

we discussed on the pod. Yeah, South

36:15

Carolina is bombing so hard. The guy

36:17

goes, what do you do for a

36:19

living? To me, I'm on stage. I'm

36:21

like, this? And he's like, oh. He

36:23

wasn't even trying to meet me and

36:26

he was just curious. No, I think

36:28

because he was like, I, to be

36:30

fair, I asked him kind of first.

36:32

I was like, what do you do?

36:34

You know, because truly had nothing. I

36:36

was spiraling up there. You know, I

36:38

work in accounting. I was like, nice.

36:41

I got nothing before that he goes,

36:43

what do you do? Oh God. Truly

36:45

like a knife to the throat. I

36:47

was like, oh, fuck. That's a good

36:49

one. Yeah. And then you go, you

36:51

know what, this is my last fucking

36:53

night here? You're putting negative fucking energy

36:56

out there. Me and Christmas try to

36:58

have a good time on our last

37:00

night. It's so funny to bring up

37:02

negative energy in a comedy show. Yeah,

37:04

the whole thing is make it. There's

37:06

always a victim. Yeah, there's always something

37:08

you're punching down on for sure and

37:11

it wasn't that negative wasn't that negative.

37:13

I mean the worst heckle I've had

37:15

was when I first joined the pockets

37:17

of that show I did in New

37:19

York and that couple hated my guts

37:21

in the front row. Yeah. That was

37:23

the most dressed down I've ever been

37:25

by an audience member and I just

37:28

talked to them. Like I didn't even

37:30

come close to doing that. I just

37:32

kept being like, wait, what's your problem?

37:34

If I had every right to fucking

37:36

off of those people, yeah. Yeah. They

37:38

called me derivative and hacky and suck,

37:40

they just said I suck ass. Yeah.

37:43

I was like, okay. I've heard this

37:45

said by, I can't remember who, but

37:47

it's a really good point that we

37:49

live in the day and age of,

37:51

You don't see people flip out anymore

37:53

really like like you you can but

37:55

like the classic like that legendary story

37:58

of like so dude, so like danger

38:00

field goes up Mm-hmm, and he loses

38:02

his mind like people just fed up

38:04

with the crowd of Michael Mike Michael

38:06

Richards, that's my fucking way off. I've

38:08

seen a bunch of memes of the

38:10

Michael Richards is yelling and it goes,

38:13

you're putting negative energy. Yeah, I see

38:15

the ones just like reject modernity and

38:17

embrace tradition. Yes. But yeah, no, they're

38:19

just like, uh. Almost everything's filmed now,

38:21

so you don't hear like that story

38:23

about the time the guy... It's because

38:25

everybody's freaking out, because everyone's freaking out

38:27

getting filmed. Yeah. Yeah. There's also just

38:29

not, there's way more people, so there's

38:32

not like a select few legends that you

38:34

hear like a story. Yeah, nobody's doing

38:36

like massive giant like... It was very

38:38

funny. I heard somebody compare this, somebody

38:40

was comparing this to the Bill Hicks.

38:42

uh... flip out when he was like

38:44

when he you know that the famous

38:46

one and i go okay first off

38:48

they're not the same at all bill

38:50

hicks was dying of pancreatic cancer at

38:52

the time he was doing like pretty

38:55

intellectual comedy in the

38:57

deep south losing his mind

38:59

at like just like some

39:01

dumb guys in the crowd

39:03

and his wasn't his was

39:05

funny because it was so

39:07

insane he was so genuinely

39:09

angry but like they're not

39:11

the same at all yeah

39:13

one man's dying he's got

39:15

the frustration of death looming

39:17

around every corner 30 and

39:19

he's like 32 and he's

39:22

also doing like Like, you

39:24

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Back to the show. Yeah, anyway,

41:21

he's a hack getting more like

41:23

Bill Hacks This guy I don't

41:25

really know much about this guy,

41:27

but he you know, it's just

41:30

every week The world is our

41:32

oyster and we will shock it

41:34

and just it's just unbelievable how

41:36

quickly things move on just a

41:39

guy live streaming his suicide by

41:41

cop. Hell yeah. He was like

41:43

a he's like a magga weed

41:45

farmer And he had his own

41:48

thing called like farmer rigs and

41:50

he was selling like magga, like

41:52

weed, the seeds. to grow weed.

41:54

And Mago weed. Magoweed. It's like

41:57

a Jurassic park. He hopped on

41:59

his live stream in a shootout

42:01

with the Cubs. I'm here. He

42:03

looks, he literally looks like an

42:06

always sunny character. He's got, he's

42:08

got his local pubs beanie on

42:10

and he's, he's got a big

42:12

air 15. These cops are putting

42:15

out really negative energy right now.

42:17

A lot of bad shit happened

42:19

in the world right now. And

42:21

they want to come here and

42:24

safe in the eyes off to

42:26

me. No negativity in my crow's

42:28

nest. A resident of Maine and I

42:30

had the cops called on me. Let's

42:32

go buddy, do it. A slot team showed

42:35

up and I'm now engaged in a

42:37

shootout. Fuck yeah. When I first saw

42:39

us I didn't think this could possibly

42:41

be real because he's saying it's a

42:43

matter of fact later. Yeah. It feels

42:46

like a cop. He's locked in. He's

42:48

an assassin. He's locked in to die.

42:50

I don't really know what he did. It's

42:52

so funny how many people die.

42:54

thinking like like like these videos Matt

42:57

like like no one is the martyred

42:59

anymore like you know you're not Luigi

43:01

okay we don't even care about that

43:03

fucking whop anymore now people really rushed

43:05

him out of the news cycle I

43:07

don't know what happened I was like

43:09

reading the theory about how much can

43:11

you really do about it well no

43:13

but I was also like you know

43:15

the conspiracy guys are like well they

43:17

rushed him out of the news cycle

43:19

once they realized that he real loves

43:21

him Yeah, they wanted that like you

43:23

know because they're all in the pocket

43:25

of big corporations They wanted him

43:27

to be hated. Yeah, as soon

43:29

as he wasn't there like no

43:31

more of that no more Luigi's

43:33

stuff. I saw something that he

43:36

could walk free If yeah, because

43:38

the jury nullification because it's such

43:40

a famous story the jury could

43:42

be nullified and that they could

43:44

essentially just be like all right.

43:46

We can't we can't process it. He's

43:48

alive What he's alive? He's in prison.

43:50

Yeah, they'll kill him. I don't think

43:52

anyone even cares anymore. No, it'd be very

43:55

funny for him to get out and be

43:57

like, all right, where's all that pussy I

43:59

was promised? And everyone's like, oh no,

44:01

we don't care anymore. People's anger, people

44:03

rallying behind Luigi turned into anger for

44:06

Luka Dondridge. So, it's just, it's just,

44:08

there's always something around the corner. That's

44:10

what's beautiful about living in the modern,

44:12

modern America. I wish I knew more

44:14

about basketball because that's like apparently the

44:17

craziest tradeable time. It seems like you

44:19

got it. It's the craziest, that's all

44:21

you need. I can't, like, really, really,

44:23

you got it. It's the craziest, that's

44:26

it, that's all you need. I can't,

44:28

like, really discuss it, really discuss it.

44:30

That's it, like, that's it, that's it,

44:32

that's it, that's all you know. That's

44:35

it, that's it, that's all you know.

44:37

But I can't like, that's like, that's

44:39

like, that's like, that's like, that's like,

44:41

that's like, that's like, that's like, that's

44:44

like, that's like, that's like, that's like,

44:46

that's like, that's like, that's like, that's

44:48

like, that's It's given me a new

44:50

lease on life as a Laker fan,

44:53

but he's still a bronze, like around,

44:55

so unless he gets injured or retires,

44:57

like I can't fully enjoy it. But

44:59

yeah, no, it should be, it's very...

45:02

A bronze is done, right? And then

45:04

we'll have sweet luca. I'm just watching.

45:06

He's almost done, I guess. I don't

45:08

know, he's fucking doing the greatest steroids

45:10

on earth, and he won't stop. He's

45:13

the oldest basketball player of all time,

45:15

right. Yeah, yeah. What position is Luca.

45:17

What position is Luca. Small forward. What

45:19

is LeBron? Small forward, but Luka will

45:22

just play point guards. Okay, got it,

45:24

got it. The positions that really matter

45:26

anymore in sports. So anyway, this guy

45:28

was very upset about Luka Dontch is

45:31

being traded from the Mavericks and he

45:33

went on the screen. My state has

45:35

been the number one abortion and gay

45:37

rights state in the entire country and

45:40

I've been segregated again. What does that

45:42

mean? My state is the number one

45:44

abortion and gay rights. He means to

45:46

stop having butt sex and baby killing.

45:49

I don't blame him. Yeah. He's in

45:51

Maine. He's just incredibly progressive. For my

45:53

beliefs. Now they're trying to arrest me

45:55

simply because I do not believe in

45:58

gay rights and abortion. That's why. The

46:00

state of Maine right now. You got

46:02

to arrest for not believing in abortion.

46:04

Come out of your house. Put your

46:06

hands in the air. it's so crazy

46:09

how many people

46:12

how many

46:16

people die

46:20

now And

46:22

like at their funeral, people are

46:24

like, who killed him? And they

46:27

should just like, like, scroll Facebook

46:29

memes. Just all this. Just a

46:31

bunch, just a bunch of nonsense.

46:33

Memes. Memes. Memes. Memes. Memes. Memes.

46:36

Memes. Memes killed him. Died by

46:38

memes. Yeah, no, he killed like

46:40

gay people and then got shot

46:43

in his apartment. Cuz of memes.

46:45

I'm going to shoot out with

46:47

the authorities who are protecting the

46:49

rights of doctors to murder babies

46:52

and they are protecting the rights

46:54

of children to be ripped out of

46:56

the woman killed. I'm here with my

46:58

baby daughter. Oh, get out of there

47:01

you psycho. The kid, wait, I didn't

47:03

know there was a candid voice. This

47:05

could get his band. No. Is he

47:07

showing shooting and stuff? I don't think

47:09

so. To take a way. To take

47:11

away? I hope so. Well, not on

47:13

YouTube. I want to see a pop.

47:15

I assure you. They tried to arrest

47:17

me, they tried to tase me, they're

47:19

trying to make me a criminal. They

47:21

are trying to get me in trouble,

47:23

they are trying to be in jail

47:25

for a long time for getting in

47:27

an argument with my wife, which was

47:30

a simple argument. I've spoke with

47:32

her since, I love my wife,

47:34

I love my daughter, I'm so

47:36

grateful for all Claudus bless me

47:38

with, I'm grateful for my farm,

47:41

I'm grateful for everything, all my

47:43

friends and people who love me,

47:45

and I'm sorry this had to

47:47

happen. Man, he's like, this is,

47:49

he's literally Stan Marsh, he's like

47:52

a tegrity farm, he's like a

47:54

Randy Marsh. Is that a Randy,

47:56

my apologies, Jesus, Christ, give me,

47:58

give me this thing. but I'm

48:00

backed into a corner with my

48:02

political beliefs. I haven't been able

48:05

to find a job in a

48:07

year and my entire life has

48:09

been just struggling for existence fighting

48:11

Democrats and trying to stand up

48:14

for my country. Damn dude. Just

48:16

fighting Democrats. I want a t-shirt

48:18

with everything he's just said on

48:20

the front of it. Just like

48:23

a swirl of cats. Fighting Democrats.

48:25

You just make a custom shirt.

48:27

I'm fighting Democrats. I'm fighting Democrats

48:29

every fucking day. I'm going to

48:32

stand off. My state is full

48:34

of abortion and gay shit. I

48:36

guess he won't become into cringe

48:38

tonight now. No, it's a bummer.

48:41

It sucks, man. Every ticket counts,

48:43

you know. He's getting seats open.

48:45

He's a big member at hay,

48:47

right, right, you know. Let me

48:50

ask you, if you're a law

48:52

enforcement officer, why do you support

48:54

the COVID vaccines? Why do you

48:56

support abortion? What a heck. He

48:59

had me in the first half.

49:01

Still on the COVID vaccines? He

49:03

thinks the cops like are decide

49:05

about vaccines. Late to the party

49:07

dip shit? COVID vaccines, Jesus Christ.

49:10

Also, cops have no say in

49:12

that. Somebody brings up a COVID

49:14

vaccine to me, I'll shoot them

49:16

in the head. Yeah. Cops have

49:19

to follow the law. The one

49:21

shot, dude. Little Johnson Johnson right

49:23

here for you, motherfucker. One shot,

49:25

you're done. It's like, it's like,

49:28

it's like truly amazing. Like, you

49:30

know, you can't dive anything anymore.

49:32

What he did? No vaccine. No

49:34

matter how you die. There will

49:37

be a guy in the comments.

49:39

So I'm vexed. Yeah, that's really

49:41

funny though. You can hit my

49:43

car, if you don't have anything.

49:46

The girl from hereditary is like,

49:48

oh, that, Vax? Vax? Vax? You

49:50

know, it does weaken the neck

49:52

muscles? Yeah, that crazy homeless guy

49:55

who pushed the lady on the

49:57

tracks and the subway in New

49:59

York, he just goes, Vax, he

50:01

shuts around the track. I don't

50:04

care. It's anytime we speak on

50:06

anything. Imagine caring about politics to

50:08

the point it gets you

50:10

killed. I know. It's just

50:13

unbelievable. Yeah, we're not there

50:15

yet. I agree. Sorry.

50:17

I don't care. Anytime

50:19

we speak on anything.

50:21

It's like, it's so above

50:23

both. Like, it's so not

50:26

digging. I have no

50:28

steak. I have no

50:30

steak. I truly don't

50:32

care. I contradict myself

50:34

on an hourly basis.

50:36

This idea that like

50:38

it matters what tribe

50:40

you're a part of

50:42

this year is so

50:45

embarrassing. Move on. Jesus

50:47

Christ, get some son.

50:49

And fucking take some vitamins. Got a

50:51

little walk? And go on a walk. None

50:53

of this matters. You have nothing to do

50:56

with any of it. You're an absolute

50:58

nobody. You have no power. Nothing

51:00

you do will get anything done.

51:02

The people outside the grocery stores.

51:04

Hey, can I talk to you? I

51:06

want to go, guys. You're not going to

51:08

make a dent. Not a single thing you

51:10

do in this life. We'll have any. There

51:12

are a handful of people in the

51:14

world. They can make it in

51:17

fact a handful. A handful. Yeah.

51:19

And I know it sounds like

51:21

so defeatist, but it's fucking

51:23

true. Like shut up. Yeah.

51:25

People let who they like

51:27

be revolved around this shit. They

51:29

go, oh, he said, I saw there

51:32

was some quote he had about. I

51:34

hate his body of work now.

51:36

Like I hate these people. I can't

51:38

listen to his beautiful music now because

51:40

he was gay for a second. It's

51:43

like kill yourself. You're a moron. Yeah.

51:45

It's also these people going to remind

51:47

them like, hey, you know, you could

51:49

just jack off. Like, you could just,

51:51

well, all go away. Could just come.

51:53

Just fucking find some bus you Latinos

51:56

online. Yeah. You guys don't know about

51:58

jacking off. Only thing that matters. The

52:00

only thing that matters in

52:02

this life is is is

52:04

burgers and busy. Okay, so

52:06

you must be you. I

52:08

want you all to. I'm

52:10

gonna come down as gay

52:12

right now. I'm a quick

52:14

busy. I'm a homosexual man.

52:16

Give me that thing. No,

52:18

but truly, like, just get

52:20

your nut off. Have the

52:22

best meal you can have

52:24

that night. Yeah. Yeah. And

52:27

enjoy something that makes you

52:29

feel good on TV. Go

52:31

to bed, wake up, have

52:33

a coffee. It's fine. It's

52:35

the end of it. You

52:37

have nothing to do with

52:39

anything. Yeah. Nothing to do

52:41

with anything. Yeah. Have a

52:43

beer, dude. You're good. Truly.

52:45

Stop deciding what you do.

52:47

It's her fault. That's her

52:49

fault. She's... watch out at

52:51

me. Watching this video and

52:53

being like, hmm, I think

52:55

a woman's to blame. This

52:57

seems like a woman's fault

52:59

to me. What if this

53:01

started off with him going

53:03

like, so I just saw

53:05

the Natalie Cuomo movie? I'm

53:08

walking down. I can't take

53:10

it anymore. Had a files.

53:12

Please explain this to me.

53:14

Why is this legal? I'm

53:16

fighting. Why is this legal

53:18

in my state? Why are

53:20

the babies dying? I hate

53:22

this. Why is this legal?

53:24

I'm still the time of

53:26

conception. That's why I'm fighting.

53:28

I'm fighting for the babies,

53:30

I'm fighting for the unborn,

53:32

and I'm fighting for righteousness

53:34

and Christianity, right around this

53:36

country. Christ is Lord, God

53:38

bless, and I'm sorry to

53:40

you, my parents, I love

53:42

you, my parents, I love

53:44

you, my wife, I love

53:46

you, my daughter, I love

53:48

you, all my beloved friends

53:51

and business partners. I'm doing

53:53

this to protect the kids.

53:55

He goes, now, my little

53:57

daughter, could you go grab

53:59

my grenade. Can you get my

54:01

pipe on for my bedroom? Stay

54:03

low. You're shorter than the windows.

54:05

You guys love my daughter? Hey

54:08

honey, you're on mall top duty,

54:10

okay? Sorry it had to end

54:12

this way. She goes, he was

54:15

baby, baby, put this hat on

54:17

a stick and just kind of

54:19

stick up the window. Wait, did

54:21

that guy die? He died. He

54:23

died. Damn, yeah. He probably

54:25

died like a bitch, too.

54:28

I wish I could watch

54:30

that. You know he didn't

54:32

kill anybody? No, no, no.

54:34

He got destroyed. He

54:36

wouldn't shoot and went,

54:39

ah! He's like, you

54:41

have some kick on it!

54:43

Yeah, I don't think he didn't

54:45

hit anything but his ceiling. Yeah.

54:48

It was like an immediate, like,

54:50

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The cops make

54:52

a montage as the wasted thing

54:55

from Grand Theft Auto on it.

54:57

So Joey, what is this thing

55:00

with this Pakistani? So this is,

55:02

uh, John had more info than

55:04

this. I haven't, I don't know,

55:07

I've been purposely not watching this,

55:09

a bunch of people sent me

55:11

this. Yeah, I haven't seen it

55:14

either. I'm very excited. It sounds

55:16

like a sassy black like a

55:18

Muslim lady. She got catfish by a Muslim

55:20

dude to going to Pakistan And then she's

55:22

like in Pakistan And now she's like running

55:25

the country because I just don't think Arab

55:27

men know how to deal with sassy black

55:29

with it She's running the country. It's crazy

55:31

She's like there's like press release She's jacket

55:34

now We don't clean this place up baby.

55:36

We got some we got some real problems

55:38

when a black woman gets catfish that just

55:40

means she thought she's gonna have a nice

55:43

dinner Nice catfish. She says, I'm just like,

55:45

I thought there be catfish in your mother.

55:47

Okay, but this ain't even fry. There's a

55:49

ton of sauce, hey baby. Oh man,

55:52

look at that elder next to her.

55:54

This is great. That's it. Yes, that's

55:56

it. Yes, yes, I'm sick. Yeah,

55:58

maybe by the guitar. This is

56:00

real. You're telling me this man.

56:02

Oh my God, no idea how

56:05

to do it. This is real.

56:07

Yeah. So she just got, she

56:09

came to this country thinking she

56:11

was going to marry like a

56:14

billionaire guy? I think she's just

56:16

becoming the queen of Pakistan because

56:18

she's just sassing her way to

56:20

the top. But yeah, she went

56:22

there because she was meeting a

56:25

guy. Yes. And then she got

56:27

stuck there, I think. Or she

56:29

decided, I'm just going to stay.

56:31

I can't remember exactly which one

56:34

is. This rocks. You talk too

56:36

much! You play too much, Mahamim!

56:38

Please come here. Please be quiet.

56:40

I'm not sitting down. My plan

56:42

is- Why is it like a

56:45

minor league baseball team behind them?

56:47

That is a good question. That's

56:49

her army. They must be the

56:51

local, like, the cricket team or

56:54

something. This whole country, okay? I'm

56:56

asking for- 100K or more. I

56:58

need 20K by this week. Okay?

57:00

From who? She's like holding the

57:02

country hostage. It's like, or what?

57:05

I want a helicopter and 20K

57:07

by this week. I'm gonna install

57:09

indoor plumbing all over this motherfucking

57:11

country. It is so far. Is

57:14

it why? I don't get it.

57:16

I have no idea what she's

57:18

asking for. My pocket and cash.

57:20

Okay, that's a demand to talk

57:22

back. She's like, and then oh

57:25

man. She's like, if you give

57:27

me that, I'll stop being so

57:29

sassy out here. Y'all gonna have

57:31

a much chill of time. Y'all

57:34

are gonna have a fucking problem

57:36

with me. I don't think they've

57:38

ever dealt with this ever. No,

57:40

they have no, this is actually

57:42

the first time this has ever

57:45

happened in Pakistan. She is the

57:47

woman of all time. Yeah. Michael

57:49

Fastman created her in a lab.

57:51

Yeah, they have no clue how

57:54

to deal with this. Oh, it's

57:56

so funny. Government is gonna fix

57:58

up these buildings, fix up these

58:00

streets. and clean up these streets.

58:03

It's ridiculous out here. I do

58:05

not like it. She's awesome! I do

58:07

not like it. Yeah, neither do I.

58:09

Oh man, she must be fucking the

58:11

shit out of some guy. Some like

58:14

powerful Pakistani or something. Or they're

58:16

just like crazy. She's like,

58:18

she's like, she is milking

58:20

me. Crazy style. What are

58:22

this is her punishment for

58:24

losing her fantasy league, you

58:26

know? They're like, you lost,

58:28

you gotta go to Pakistan

58:31

and ask for $100,000. You

58:33

lose this year, you gotta

58:35

wear a bike shirt in

58:37

Pakistan, you gotta live there

58:39

for three months. And you

58:41

ask for a hundredth day

58:43

publicly. What is the meaning of

58:45

the bike shirt? Any? No idea.

58:47

Any idea? I would love for

58:50

you guys to please understand that

58:52

Pakistan is in need of new

58:54

buses, new cabs, new cars. Please.

58:56

But more importantly, I'm

58:58

in need of $100,000.

59:01

My name is Oneida

59:03

Ahmed. Please understand.

59:06

Thank you very much.

59:08

Have a nice day. They're

59:11

like friends. They're

59:13

like friends. Okay.

59:15

Okay. Okay. All. Pives.

59:17

Get by it. You have.

59:20

Listen. Okay. Like I said.

59:22

She's like, what are you

59:24

saying? Do you hear me guys?

59:26

Make sure y'all get this on

59:28

your camera. I'm married to Naidel

59:30

Hamid. I'm on Niger Hamid. We

59:32

are moving to Dubai very soon.

59:35

We're gonna have our baby and

59:37

Dubai. It's private. I'm Muslim and

59:39

it's against my religion to tell

59:41

y'all my business. Have a nice

59:44

day. I'm not talking. Unless you're

59:46

giving me a chance. This is

59:48

like a character? Is this a new

59:50

prank show? This is unbelievable. If

59:52

this isn't any coffin, then this

59:54

is the greatest thing ever. But

59:57

no, it can't be. So real

59:59

late. and 2,000 or

1:00:01

more every week. You hear

1:00:04

me? She really lowered her

1:00:06

price from 20 to 2,000

1:00:08

a week. Next week, she's

1:00:11

like, all right, just give

1:00:13

me a buy me food,

1:00:16

buy me lunch. And I

1:00:18

was being crazy. She goes,

1:00:20

all right, listen, I'll take

1:00:23

a sandwich to Akiway. Once

1:00:25

a week. But so week,

1:00:28

though. passport and Pakistani ID.

1:00:30

I'm getting it, do y'all

1:00:33

agree? Oh yeah, look at

1:00:35

her hood-ass tattoos. They all

1:00:37

just go, you are black?

1:00:40

Yes Mama, you are black!

1:00:42

You are black! Mind your

1:00:45

business, what? Mind your business.

1:00:47

Mind your business, baby. Mind

1:00:49

your business, baby. Stand your

1:00:52

name, baby. Mind your business,

1:00:54

baby, baby, get those scissors

1:00:57

away from my clit, baby.

1:01:00

Get that things outta' here!

1:01:02

Baby, get those fucking sweetie

1:01:05

ta-fuck! Get that shit away

1:01:07

from my pussy, baby, you

1:01:09

ain't cutting this clit up!

1:01:12

It was kissing! I'm driving

1:01:14

this motherfauna! It'd be very

1:01:16

funny if all the guys

1:01:19

just slowly started to start

1:01:21

a turning into like a

1:01:23

nation of Islam dudes, right?

1:01:26

Bowotize and shit. Hey, I'm

1:01:28

a lakeham brother. Elijah Muhammad

1:01:30

has sent us a beautiful

1:01:33

queen. Talk. Talk to him.

1:01:35

Talk that shit. I'm getting

1:01:37

one. Do you have one?

1:01:40

Let me, let me, live

1:01:42

in the summer, Bin Laden's

1:01:44

compound. Y'all look, y'all are

1:01:47

fucking goofy. She rocks, I'm

1:01:49

in love with her. I

1:01:52

will fall control over Al-Qaeda.

1:01:54

I'm demanding $2,000 a week,

1:01:56

access to a summer Bin

1:01:59

Laden's hard drive. I'm moving

1:02:01

to buy. I'm watching Rennin'

1:02:03

Sippy reruns every fucking day.

1:02:06

I want 60 RPGs,

1:02:08

and I want the

1:02:11

combat pass closed permanently.

1:02:13

No fly zone. Heavy

1:02:15

artillery in two ICBMs.

1:02:18

And I didn't pay

1:02:20

the extra for my

1:02:22

rash and wing stop no

1:02:25

more. Listen and bond

1:02:28

villain. Bon, seriously,

1:02:31

I'm just like, you

1:02:33

look gay. What happened

1:02:36

to Sean Connery?

1:02:38

Motherfucking gay ass

1:02:40

boy. Oh, my

1:02:42

name's Bon, shut

1:02:44

your bitch ass

1:02:46

up. Oh, my

1:02:48

name's Bon, shut

1:02:50

your bitch ass up.

1:02:52

I don't live here,

1:02:55

I'm chilling. It's

1:02:59

none of your business.

1:03:01

You know what you

1:03:03

look like you say hold

1:03:06

your horses Now go

1:03:08

home get your ass

1:03:10

home now bitch take

1:03:12

it take it They

1:03:14

don't know how I saw

1:03:16

him now bitch take it

1:03:19

take it They don't

1:03:21

know how to handle

1:03:23

this Man, it'd be so funny to

1:03:25

see them try to rape her on

1:03:27

a fucking public bus. She would lose

1:03:29

her fucking mind, dude. She would be

1:03:32

like, you know, do with me, you'd

1:03:34

be behind me, oh, what do I

1:03:36

do with all the sales? Oh, what

1:03:38

do I do with all the sales?

1:03:40

Oh, I don't do those ass. Oh,

1:03:42

you're screaming. Just men scream, they're throwing

1:03:45

out of the windows. He's calling Pakistan,

1:03:47

he's like, white losers. They're spelling us,

1:03:49

they're like, where'd you go him? I

1:03:51

happened to wait, we're the gang rape,

1:03:53

baby. That's all fucking, thought

1:03:55

bitch. Why, God, did you run?

1:03:57

Did you guys have to scudado?

1:04:00

Right me here. Y'all are

1:04:02

looking at me like an

1:04:04

overcooked piece of steak with

1:04:06

your white ass. I just

1:04:08

uncorked 30 men on a

1:04:11

public bus in Pakistan. So

1:04:13

listen, uncorked. I've been uncorking

1:04:15

men all over in Pakistan.

1:04:17

I'm on an uncorking spree,

1:04:19

baby. I love her. She's

1:04:22

the best. Is she dead?

1:04:24

Is she alive? You are

1:04:26

corned me! I love her.

1:04:28

I love her. She's the

1:04:30

best. She's awesome. Is she

1:04:33

dead? Is she alive? What's

1:04:35

going on? Does anyone know

1:04:37

her name? I want to

1:04:39

look more into this. Oh,

1:04:41

Bija. Oh, Bija. Oh, Bija.

1:04:44

Uh, black woman Pakistan. This

1:04:46

is awesome. Oh my god.

1:04:48

What to know? Here's everything

1:04:50

you need to know about

1:04:53

the American woman who flew

1:04:55

to Pakistan and was ghosted

1:04:57

by her teen husband. 33-year-old.

1:04:59

So she was going there

1:05:01

to fuck a teenager? Yeah.

1:05:04

That's right, baby. Awesome. That's

1:05:06

amazing. I'm a pedophile! Nija

1:05:08

Robinson from New York flew

1:05:10

to Karachi Pakistan in October

1:05:12

of 2024 to marry her

1:05:15

19-year-old online boyfriend Nidal Ahmed

1:05:17

Memon. Once she got there

1:05:19

though, Memon's family forbade them

1:05:21

from tying the knot and

1:05:23

now she's refusing to leave

1:05:26

the country. It's like Anora.

1:05:28

They go, who are you?

1:05:30

They go, she goes, you

1:05:32

don't, Anizha, know that information,

1:05:35

bitch. Yes, this is... This

1:05:37

is the style we're pairing

1:05:39

son of all, bro!

1:05:41

I don't live

1:05:43

here. I'm

1:05:46

chilling. Robinson has

1:05:48

since caused

1:05:50

a media stir.

1:05:52

Claiming that

1:05:54

she and Mamon

1:05:57

actually are

1:05:59

married. Bro, those

1:06:01

are crazy

1:06:03

eyes. I love

1:06:05

her. Eyebrows

1:06:08

are crazy. No,

1:06:10

but she

1:06:12

has pupils to your

1:06:14

eyes. They're dead black. She's got

1:06:16

sarcasm like a dog. Oh my

1:06:18

God. And also making demands from

1:06:21

the government that they give her

1:06:23

money and invest in local housing.

1:06:25

Pakistan needs to be reconstructed the

1:06:27

right way. Do you hear

1:06:29

me guys? Make sure y 'all

1:06:32

get this on your camera. I'm

1:06:34

married to Nidale Hamid. I'm

1:06:36

Onidia Hamid. We are moving to

1:06:38

Dubai very soon. We're gonna

1:06:40

have our baby in Dubai. She's

1:06:42

pregnant? She's pregnant?

1:06:44

Yeah. So she or maybe they're gonna have one,

1:06:46

but she's saying. Well, rewind like a second. Looks like

1:06:48

she has a pregnant belly. Yeah. gonna

1:06:52

have our baby in Dubai. By

1:06:54

the way, it's kind of crazy. Any shooter

1:06:56

is doing a movie aware. Kind of

1:06:58

pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. She's preparing for that role

1:07:01

her whole life. Well, no, isn't that

1:07:03

the joke is that she's like a fat

1:07:05

chick that's pretending to be pregnant? I

1:07:07

think she wears a prosthetic though. Oh God,

1:07:09

which was completely unnecessary. I thought she

1:07:11

was starting to I actually thought she was

1:07:13

doing a self deprecating thing finally where

1:07:15

she was like, Oh, I'm doing a fat

1:07:17

chick joke about myself. I don't know.

1:07:19

I thought it was like because on the

1:07:21

cover of the poster, she's wearing a

1:07:23

prosthetic. So I don't Never mind that. I thought

1:07:25

she was finally like one of the worst

1:07:27

movies of all time. Tony O Brown always

1:07:29

very funny on Twitter, but they were like

1:07:31

someone like tweeted like a promo for kind

1:07:33

of pregnant out now. And he just quoted

1:07:35

saying kind of don't give a shit. Somebody

1:07:40

told me that's not him. That's not

1:07:42

it's definitely him because he goes on podcast

1:07:44

and stuff too. Yeah, I know. But somebody

1:07:46

told me that he's definitely out running that

1:07:48

account. I'm like, Oh, okay. I thought it

1:07:50

seemed like it had to be. But who

1:07:52

is then who would be like, he's paying.

1:07:54

He has a PR team to just beg

1:07:56

tweet crazy shit. He felt like hilarious Waco

1:07:58

PR guy. Yeah, maybe he just doesn't but he's

1:08:00

like, I think he's for

1:08:02

sure telling them. Tell him.

1:08:04

I bet it's, yeah. He's

1:08:06

like, tweet fagged of the

1:08:08

day. Anytime somebody's too funny

1:08:10

and they don't seem like

1:08:12

they're capable of that. People

1:08:14

just go, oh, they can't

1:08:16

be him. I bet it's

1:08:18

him. I think it's him,

1:08:20

yeah. I think so. Yeah.

1:08:22

But yeah. But yeah. I

1:08:24

would be devastated to find

1:08:26

out that it's not. That

1:08:28

Amy. What a

1:08:31

bitch? She stanks. Yeah. Well, she's

1:08:33

a terrible scientist, right? I'm a

1:08:35

Zionist, but she's apparently not a

1:08:37

good kind. She's a bad one.

1:08:39

She's an awful, awful, awful one.

1:08:41

Yeah. Not good at it. Not

1:08:44

good. Yeah, not good. Not good.

1:08:46

Not good, baby. Maybe I want

1:08:48

20-K up front, 5-H-10-K to stay

1:08:50

here. And she wanted to take

1:08:52

the price. Because we might- Who

1:08:55

is she demanding this money? Why

1:08:57

would anybody want her to say?

1:08:59

This is so weird. Who does

1:09:01

she think she's speaking to in

1:09:03

these videos? I don't know. And

1:09:06

I want those demands from the

1:09:08

government right away. I want them

1:09:10

out to be built up correctly.

1:09:12

And I want pools in the

1:09:14

backyard. With her new found fame.

1:09:16

I want pools in the backyard.

1:09:19

She cares. She cares about the

1:09:21

people in Pakistan. Yeah, she does

1:09:23

care. You know, God bless you.

1:09:25

I want the pools with the

1:09:27

little basketball hoop. If I could

1:09:30

work on my games and shit.

1:09:32

Sean Gillis, I'm coming for you.

1:09:34

Robinson appears to be living large

1:09:36

in the foreign land, sipping on

1:09:38

tea, counting wads of cash, and

1:09:40

dining at... Whoa! She got the

1:09:43

money! This woman's unbelievable! She's out

1:09:45

of McDonald's! Yeah, I should get

1:09:47

the money! Just killing... I mean,

1:09:49

that's like forty-five. You're living large

1:09:51

in the foreign land, sipping on

1:09:54

tea, counting wads of cash, and

1:09:56

dining at McDonald's. Oh, she's a

1:09:58

sash. son gave an interview with

1:10:00

Pakistani TV saying his mother suffers

1:10:02

from bipolar disorder. Amid the media

1:10:05

storm a local governor has reportedly

1:10:07

intervened and provided the lovesick American

1:10:09

with a flight back home. Although

1:10:11

it's unclear if she'll give up

1:10:13

that easily. Have a nice day.

1:10:15

I guess she went there ran

1:10:18

out of like her bipolar pills

1:10:20

and then just... You know what?

1:10:22

I truly believe that... bipolar disorder

1:10:24

if with the right direction you

1:10:26

can literally become like Julius Caesar

1:10:29

so just let her run it you

1:10:31

know yeah let it play out that is

1:10:33

the best manic episode I've ever heard it

1:10:35

rocks you know yeah people I know about

1:10:37

manic episodes just are the worst people of

1:10:39

all time oh yeah terrorizing their friends and

1:10:41

family that's the coolest thing I've ever seen

1:10:43

it would have been better if your friends

1:10:46

were like yo I'm a pedophile and I'm

1:10:48

going to Pakistan to fuck a kid and

1:10:50

then I'm gonna run this whole motherfica

1:10:52

It's inspiring, yeah. You conquered

1:10:54

Pakistan, usually they're just like,

1:10:57

uh, getting into a fight at

1:10:59

a wall files, knocking over the

1:11:01

rat just here. Yep. Baby, you don't

1:11:03

ease you know that mother fucking

1:11:06

information! Well, I think we've done

1:11:08

some great work here. I think so,

1:11:10

though. Yeah. I think so, too. This was

1:11:12

a good one man, I love that. It was a

1:11:14

good one. We got the- Her and Evelyn need to

1:11:16

team up. Oh, that's what we gotta end up. We

1:11:18

need to do an update on- Yeah, we gotta check

1:11:21

down Evelyn. Let's see if Evelyn is still burning.

1:11:23

Ten bucks she's burning. Willing to bet

1:11:25

my entire life that she's burning. We

1:11:27

need to stop burning Evelyn! All their

1:11:29

motherfackers! What a hundred K and

1:11:32

out the magga stop burning! Who's

1:11:34

in the backyard and stop lighting

1:11:36

Evelyn on fire? So Evelyn

1:11:38

recently posted this attack on

1:11:40

my family as a district guard

1:11:43

and consent for human rights. This

1:11:45

is humane barbaric bodily harm being

1:11:47

done to my family. They're hurting

1:11:49

me, causing me the tremors and

1:11:51

bulges. Bubbles in my chest, oh

1:11:53

she's got bubbles in her chest

1:11:56

now. Oh, let's go Evelyn. You

1:11:58

used to be a baby. He's

1:12:00

got intense for my son.

1:12:02

He's in his 30s, right? They

1:12:04

damaged him. Her son is

1:12:06

like Oscar the grouch. He's the

1:12:09

guy living in a dumpster.

1:12:11

They damaged him. She just has

1:12:13

no skin, he's on the couch.

1:12:16

I have to peel him

1:12:18

off the couch every day. Her's

1:12:20

just some burn thing to

1:12:22

wander around her head about. Just

1:12:24

like an actual guy with

1:12:26

no lips and no nose.

1:12:28

He's like red skull. His eyelids

1:12:31

are burned off, he can

1:12:33

close his eyes. Her eye? Like

1:12:35

the skin, like she looks

1:12:37

like a post-fight nadias. Yeah, I

1:12:40

mean, she does. I think

1:12:42

that's truly just from crying your

1:12:44

eyes out 24 days. Yeah. They're

1:12:46

just so swollen. Poor lady.

1:12:48

And he's crying. Bob, they're burning

1:12:51

me. So they're burning him

1:12:53

too. Why are they burning the

1:12:55

whole family? We've run out of

1:12:58

places to burn Evelyn. We

1:13:00

have to burn his side now.

1:13:02

They're burning her all families!

1:13:04

And he doesn't even live with

1:13:06

her. Because I thought it

1:13:08

was an apartment. I thought it

1:13:11

was an apartment. I thought it

1:13:13

was an apartment. He's like,

1:13:15

listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, I'm

1:13:18

gonna tell they're burning me

1:13:20

too. He was friends and he's

1:13:22

out there burning his shit out

1:13:25

of me. He's fucking with

1:13:27

her. He's like, yeah, I'm with

1:13:29

my cousin. We're all getting

1:13:31

hammered laughed. I don't I it's

1:13:33

so funny because I tell

1:13:35

Jimmy's new wife that Jimmy's new

1:13:38

wife is burning It's like it's

1:13:40

not even start DNA like

1:13:42

it's spreading like if you marry

1:13:45

into the family you burn

1:13:47

the burning the fucking dog as

1:13:49

well I don't I it's

1:13:51

so funny because I think

1:13:53

she's doing this 24-7 I don't

1:13:55

think she turns it on

1:13:57

for the cameras. This was three

1:14:00

hours ago. I know, but

1:14:02

I'm like, I know that. I'm

1:14:04

saying like, in the sense

1:14:06

of like, she posts, I'm

1:14:08

not going to, she posts? I'm

1:14:11

not going to, she posts?

1:14:13

15 times a day. Are you

1:14:15

logged in? Can you have,

1:14:17

are you logged in? Can you,

1:14:19

are saying, they're burning you,

1:14:21

can we talk, I have a

1:14:24

podcast that we want you

1:14:26

to come, they're burning me

1:14:28

too, first of all. They're

1:14:30

burning me too. And then

1:14:32

we could get you some,

1:14:34

you know, some eyes on

1:14:36

your, on your, no, eoyments.

1:14:39

And then we'll get you

1:14:41

some eyes on your cause

1:14:43

because you're getting burned. Go

1:14:45

on. Evelyn, they're burning me

1:14:47

too. I run a very

1:14:49

successful podcast.

1:14:51

I run a... Mrs. Cruel.

1:14:53

No, it's not. She wants

1:14:56

this. She needs this. Despite

1:14:58

the burns. We

1:15:01

would

1:15:04

love

1:15:07

to

1:15:10

hear

1:15:12

from

1:15:16

you

1:15:18

and

1:15:21

get

1:15:24

more.

1:15:27

your side of the

1:15:30

burning. And so it

1:15:32

does spread awareness about

1:15:34

the burn. So spread

1:15:36

awareness about being burned.

1:15:39

About being burned. They have

1:15:41

been hurting my family

1:15:43

and chemicaling.

1:15:46

my friends. Yeah, that's good. And

1:15:48

then say I also have chest

1:15:50

bubbles and tremors. I also, and

1:15:52

a third leg. I also got,

1:15:55

I forgot they started a bus

1:15:57

into a third leg. I also

1:15:59

got. Smaller Puzzy, I'm so

1:16:01

big and became a third

1:16:03

leg. I also recently developed.

1:16:06

A lot of this set

1:16:08

up, by the way, we

1:16:10

talked about on John Quake

1:16:12

or a patriarch, so this

1:16:14

might not make sense for

1:16:16

some. And a third leg.

1:16:18

Would love to discuss. Wait,

1:16:20

should you, maybe be a

1:16:23

little funny, by the other,

1:16:25

be like, they turned my

1:16:27

penis in a third leg.

1:16:29

In quotes, which I'm not

1:16:31

too upset about. No, no,

1:16:33

no, she doesn't like that.

1:16:35

She doesn't know jokes. And

1:16:37

then just say not joking

1:16:39

at all. Her life is

1:16:42

hell. Say not choking at

1:16:44

all. We need to talk.

1:16:46

We need to talk. I

1:16:48

love you. I look. No,

1:16:50

say it back. I love

1:16:52

you. Say it back. Now.

1:16:54

Wait, don't do that. Don't

1:16:56

do that. No, yeah, because

1:16:58

that's aggressive. She's like, don't

1:17:01

be an animal. We need

1:17:03

to talk. We need to

1:17:05

talk. Asap. In terms regarding

1:17:07

the Burns. Water has helped.

1:17:09

Send her a picture of

1:17:11

my arm with the asphalt

1:17:13

on it and say we're

1:17:15

being burned. Yeah. Regarding the

1:17:17

Burns, water has helped. I

1:17:20

put water on the burns.

1:17:22

Put water on the burns.

1:17:24

Cold water. Cold is better.

1:17:26

Cold water works better than

1:17:28

hot. Okay, send it. God

1:17:30

bless you. She's not gonna

1:17:32

have time to read through

1:17:34

all the burns. You gotta

1:17:37

keep a busy lady. There

1:17:39

we go. Love you ever.

1:17:41

And then let's get back

1:17:43

to her beautiful baby videos.

1:17:45

This is four hours ago.

1:17:47

This is four hours. Does

1:17:49

she go to bed? No,

1:17:51

she's burnt. No, car. How

1:17:53

do you sleep burbing burn?

1:17:56

You can fall. being burned.

1:17:58

Yeah, Connor. Yeah, I mean,

1:18:00

I'm being sensitive. I caught

1:18:02

him out in the fire

1:18:04

on repeat. She's being fucking

1:18:06

burned alive every day and

1:18:08

you have the nerve to

1:18:10

ask about her, about her

1:18:12

regimen of sleep. I mean, I'm

1:18:15

bored. I answered here. Shut up.

1:18:17

You're a scumbay, Connor. I just

1:18:19

worry about her. I hope she's

1:18:21

getting sleep in hell every day.

1:18:23

She's being burned alive.

1:18:25

They don't let me

1:18:27

sleep at all. There

1:18:29

we go. We just

1:18:31

got an answer on

1:18:33

the sleep. She can't

1:18:36

sleep, she's being

1:18:38

burnt. They don't

1:18:40

let me slow. Who's

1:18:42

there? You know who

1:18:44

they is. We know

1:18:46

who they is. They

1:18:48

know who they is.

1:18:50

They don't. The light.

1:18:52

So when I can't

1:18:54

get a moment. What

1:18:56

if the camera turned

1:18:58

off and she's living

1:19:00

a completely normal life

1:19:02

and this is all

1:19:04

a performance art? This

1:19:06

is all performance art.

1:19:08

Yeah. She's like, I've

1:19:10

actually never been burned.

1:19:12

She's got the camera

1:19:14

off a light cigarette

1:19:16

and she goes, another

1:19:20

masterpiece.

1:19:23

I'm

1:19:26

churning

1:19:28

these

1:19:31

out

1:19:34

like

1:19:36

butter.

1:19:39

Yeah,

1:19:42

she

1:19:44

did

1:19:47

her

1:19:50

hair.

1:19:53

No, yeah, she

1:19:55

got done she

1:19:58

did herself up

1:20:01

for this, yeah. She

1:20:03

got hold up for

1:20:05

this one. with you.

1:20:07

Private. The way that

1:20:09

they swell it so

1:20:12

huge that I have

1:20:14

to crawl I can't

1:20:16

close my legs. Her

1:20:18

pussy's too big now.

1:20:20

Her pussy's way too

1:20:23

big now. She is

1:20:25

the crawl because she

1:20:27

can't because her pussy

1:20:29

won't even let her

1:20:31

walk. My bus is

1:20:33

so big you gotta

1:20:36

crawl. My bus is

1:20:38

so big you would

1:20:40

think I'm sitting on

1:20:42

a horse the way

1:20:44

my legs are bowed

1:20:47

out. Oh my god.

1:20:49

There's a pussy's too

1:20:51

big! They're zapping or

1:20:53

pussy. Like hit her

1:20:55

with the growth ray.

1:20:58

Connor, they're zapping or

1:21:00

pussy! Also, yeah, to

1:21:02

non-patron guys, we did

1:21:04

a whole patron about

1:21:06

how they, she made

1:21:09

this big long, a

1:21:11

bunch of posts about

1:21:13

how they grew her

1:21:15

pussy, they swole it

1:21:17

up with chemicals, and

1:21:19

now, she said, they

1:21:22

can't be a third

1:21:24

leg, a third leg!

1:21:26

A giant pussy in

1:21:28

my skull is made

1:21:30

of animantium. So it's

1:21:33

like Butterbee. You will

1:21:35

pay! We'll finish this

1:21:37

video. This will be

1:21:39

our last update on

1:21:41

Eve and Eve and

1:21:44

Eve. This will be

1:21:46

our last update on

1:21:48

Evelyn. Okay. Yeah, right.

1:21:50

Turn out today. Evelyn

1:21:52

comes out of the

1:21:55

water like Wolverine, but

1:21:57

she's got a big

1:21:59

fat pussy. The carbonate,

1:22:01

the swelling that they

1:22:03

do in it. But

1:22:05

what's my blow is

1:22:07

that you think this

1:22:09

is a country of

1:22:12

Canada, okay, but a

1:22:14

beautiful country that I

1:22:17

love so dearly. My

1:22:19

heart, the soil that

1:22:21

runs through my space.

1:22:24

She's got the moo on,

1:22:26

dude. Love you. Love you.

1:22:28

Was that hurt? We'll talk to

1:22:30

you soon. No, she hasn't seen

1:22:33

it. She doesn't know how this

1:22:35

works. No, I don't think she

1:22:37

knows. I feel like this is

1:22:39

the one thing she does. Can

1:22:41

you actually go back and comment?

1:22:44

Like, did I hear big pussy? Like

1:22:46

fat pussy? With the eye? Like the

1:22:48

eye? Oh, caught her. That was why

1:22:51

I can only send one message?

1:22:53

I was an one message. I was

1:22:55

a big ass pussy. You got a

1:22:57

crawl. Pussy so fat

1:22:59

you got a crawl.

1:23:02

It's like a Nicki

1:23:04

Manage lyric. Yeah, like

1:23:06

Roman through it. Like

1:23:09

she's bragging about it.

1:23:11

Yeah, Pussy so fat

1:23:13

I got a crawl.

1:23:15

Turned out a remix

1:23:18

of Whop, you know?

1:23:20

I mean Bob, burn-ass-puzzy.

1:23:22

It bat, bird-ass-puzzy. It

1:23:25

bat, bird-ass, bird-ass-puzzy. Well,

1:23:27

we love you all folks. We'll

1:23:29

see you tonight at the show. Well, yeah.

1:23:31

Well, here at after, well, you know, the

1:23:33

guys over there, you look here this,

1:23:35

we'll see you. We'll see you. Come out

1:23:37

after, happy Super Bowl. It was good seeing

1:23:40

you tonight. Good seeing you tonight. It was

1:23:42

a fun time we had. God bless you

1:23:44

all. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Truly love you guys.

1:23:47

Thank you so much. Good night.