0:01

This is a headgum

0:03

podcast. Erin, can you

0:05

nudge your volume down

0:08

for me just to touch,

0:10

please? Casey wants the

0:12

woman to be quieter.

0:14

Wow. Classic, Casey. Aaron,

0:17

turn down your volume.

0:19

Hey, Casey. Hey, Casey. I

0:21

can still hear her in

0:24

my headset. Can we

0:26

fix that? She's still

0:28

really shrill annoying Casey.

0:30

Is there anything we can

0:32

do about that? Can you

0:34

turn down how chatty you

0:37

are? Really naggy today in

0:39

my headphones. Who's,

1:07

uh, episode of this?

1:10

Moa? Moa, mam, mah,

1:12

mah, mah, mah, mah, mah.

1:14

Aaron, so I can see

1:17

your microphone, tell

1:19

me who's mah, mah,

1:21

mah, mah, mah, mah. Okay.

1:23

I don't have an

1:25

idea. Aaron, wait, that

1:28

was something. No, no.

1:30

Aaron, wait. Moa, mah,

1:33

mah, mah, mah. I

1:35

guess Casey will have to put

1:37

it in. Okay, Aaron, I'll set

1:39

you, I'll set you up here.

1:41

Okay, great. This is Aaron

1:43

Keith's audition for Moulin

1:46

Rouge. The venue, sorry,

1:48

we time traveled, the venue,

1:50

not the, not the show. I

1:52

have all the right diseases

1:55

from 1900 to be here. Sing,

1:57

um. Are you willing to shave?

1:59

Of course not. It's 1900. Did

2:02

you say corset? Of corset. It's

2:04

1900. Or 1890, whatever the fuck.

2:06

Who can say? Hey, the only

2:08

thing that I can say is

2:10

I'm JPC. That's Aaron over there.

2:12

And to my left is Mr.

2:14

Adelrefai. We are the podcast. What

2:17

the fuck was that? We are

2:19

the podcast. We're the podcast. We're

2:21

the cockroaches of podcast. We're the

2:23

only one left. How's the water

2:25

wars going for everyone else? We

2:27

can. We can't. We can't die.

2:30

This is the only podcast that

2:32

can never die. This is Hey

2:34

Riddle Riddle, the podcast about Riddles.

2:36

And this is the podcast where...

2:38

It's two in the morning, you

2:41

go into the kitchen, turn on

2:43

the light, this podcast scuttles under

2:45

the fridge. And you go, tomorrow

2:47

I gotta call somebody about this

2:49

podcast. This podcast is like when

2:51

you can hear something under your

2:53

front porch, and then so you

2:55

have to lift up one of

2:57

the stairs to see what's under

3:00

the front porch. And if it's

3:02

under there, the podcast under there,

3:04

and its eyes are like really

3:06

beady in the dark, and it's

3:08

like. The podcast feels cornered. This

3:10

is the podcast that is the

3:12

can of pinto beans deep within

3:14

your cabinet and you it's got

3:16

like dust all over it and

3:19

you pull the dust and you

3:21

go oh certainly this this has

3:23

to be expired and then you

3:25

check it back and it's like

3:27

2045 how can pinto beans be

3:29

good for this long? Well they're

3:31

always good this song, if they're

3:33

Goya, Goya beans. Let them collect

3:36

dust and have them at a

3:38

pinch. I think they're Goya guys,

3:40

like a Trump guy, right? Never

3:42

mind. Any other beans? Any other

3:44

beans in the other beans in

3:46

the world? Any other beans by

3:48

any other name would smell the

3:50

sweets? Uh, don't buy Goya beans

3:52

unless something has changed from like

3:55

11 years ago when I heard

3:57

about Goya beans. This podcast is

3:59

like when you, there's like an

4:01

ashtray outside and people have been

4:03

putting cigarettes out in it and

4:05

then it rains. We're like the

4:07

water in the ash. tray and

4:09

that is like sort of the

4:12

vibe of our podcast. This podcast

4:14

is like when you're on a

4:16

flight and you have like a

4:18

20 ounce bottled water and you

4:20

take a little sip and then

4:22

you go to put it in

4:24

the back of the seat but

4:26

then it falls on the ground

4:28

and then the plane kind of

4:31

does a tip and that rolls

4:33

forward under the seats and you're

4:35

like oh no and then someone

4:37

looks behind like you just kick

4:39

me with this water bottle. That's

4:41

what this podcast is, I think.

4:43

Now, Adam, let me ask you

4:45

a question. Pony, that's bottle of

4:48

water. Is this a bottle you're

4:50

bringing from home? Are you buying

4:52

water at the airport? Can I

4:54

blow your fucking mind? Absolutely. There's

4:56

not a flight I've gotten on

4:58

in the last, I'm going to.

5:00

There's not a flight I've gotten

5:02

on in the last, I'm going

5:04

to say seven years since I've

5:07

been with Gem. and we get

5:09

our pick. Wow. So it's kind

5:11

of a flight attendants looking out

5:13

for each other. Wow, and they

5:15

just hand you the full bottle,

5:17

huh? In Casey, go ahead and

5:19

edit out JPC saying stewardess, yeah,

5:21

they just give you a big,

5:23

big, big bottle. Oh, wow, that's

5:26

beautiful. That's, that's cool that the

5:28

flight attendants take care of each

5:30

other like that. Do you think

5:32

that is true for other professions

5:34

or do you think? Because Flinton

5:36

is like a union profession. Is

5:38

that like a union solidarity thing?

5:40

Podcasters don't do that. We don't

5:43

take care of each other like

5:45

that. Well, this podcast is if

5:47

like you're staying at a hotel

5:49

and you go down to the

5:51

front desk and ask for an

5:53

extra blanket because your room is

5:55

freezing and they give you that

5:57

like horrible scratchy wool blanket. We're

5:59

like that blanket. So no, we

6:02

don't take care of each other.

6:04

Casey added that when Aaron called

6:06

that hotel staff person a stewardess.

6:08

Oh, come on. Well, it's just

6:10

a... I'm not even sexist, it's

6:12

just wrong. I think it's both.

6:14

I think stand-ups still will, if

6:16

they find out somebody else is

6:19

a stand-up, they'll not laugh for

6:21

them. Like they'll sit in a

6:23

crowd with their arms crossed. Oh,

6:25

that's not my experience, because I've

6:27

not had much experience doing stand-up,

6:29

but usually when I'm doing stand-up

6:31

and I run into another stand-up

6:33

in the wild or in the

6:35

world, they give me a joke

6:38

and they say, go ahead and

6:40

use it. I can use this

6:42

joke. It's every voice. Yeah, well

6:44

we share jokes. That's what people

6:46

don't know about our communities that

6:48

we share jokes because writing them

6:50

is hard and a lot of

6:52

it is just like if we

6:55

can split the labor, you know,

6:57

it's like why do double labor,

6:59

you know? Yeah. It's a really

7:01

good point. It's a really really

7:03

good point and it's a really

7:05

good group of guys. I feel

7:07

like a lot of... Can you

7:09

edit out JBC saying stewardesses there?

7:11

Can you edit me calling all

7:14

stand-up stewardesses? The guy that calls

7:16

any woman in a professional capacity

7:18

of stewardess. Yeah, I went to

7:20

the hospital because my fucking neck

7:22

was killing me and the stewardess

7:24

working on me in the hospital.

7:26

It's like, what's your day to

7:28

birth? What's your age? Nurse? I'm

7:31

sorry, yeah, no, I should be

7:33

drinking this beer faster, you're right.

7:35

I shouldn't be there sitting. Stop

7:37

nursing your beer! The beer was

7:39

a woman, and the beer was

7:41

a woman. You'd never believe it,

7:43

I was at the bus stop

7:45

the other day, bus pulls up,

7:47

they got a store to drive

7:50

in the bus! I love this.

7:52

This is Rob. I'm about to

7:54

join the 10 feet high club.

7:56

You know what I'm saying. How

7:58

far do I think a bus

8:00

sits up off the ground? You're

8:02

calling yourself out. This guy won't

8:04

be. It digs the bus just

8:06

10 feet off the ground. It's

8:09

you. I'm the insult stand up.

8:11

Thanks for riding the 67 bus,

8:13

everyone. We cannot go under. Any

8:15

overpass? We can't go by the

8:17

69 bus everyone. We can't go

8:19

by any street light. We can't

8:21

go by... You can't do anything.

8:23

Yeah. We'll be doing donuts in

8:26

this one chunk of street. The

8:28

jokes about the guys who think

8:30

like that are fun until you

8:32

like kind of have the sad

8:34

moment where you're like, there's probably

8:36

a couple of hundred guys like

8:38

that that really do exist. Yeah.

8:40

More than that. More than that.

8:42

Or the guys who are like,

8:45

yeah, firefighters and fire fightresses. What

8:47

kind of plant is a fire

8:49

fightress? Those are really high maintenance

8:51

plants. Oh, wait, my fightress score

8:53

is very low. Yeah. Not good

8:55

or bad? We don't know. We

8:57

don't know, Adam. I'm so sorry.

8:59

I got... Oh, I was going

9:02

to say yesterday, yesterday I bought

9:04

some coffee and on the coffee,

9:06

like, um... You know, like, marketing

9:08

copy or whatever, but it had

9:10

this thing on it that said,

9:12

like, gender equality? And it just,

9:14

it struck me as weird. So

9:16

I was like, why is my,

9:18

why did I buy gender equality

9:21

coffee? Like, what is this? What's,

9:23

what is the thing that they're

9:25

trying to say? And it said

9:27

on the coffee, it was like,

9:29

gender equality, shit, but you're still

9:31

doing like... Ginger is that you're

9:33

still just me like there's men

9:35

or women and both are equal

9:38

we do like equality but only

9:40

for those two To enjoy this

9:42

story I have to know was

9:44

it a barista or baristo? Yeah,

9:46

I went to my baristo and

9:48

my uh baristress Aaron would you

9:50

like to be called a podcastress?

9:52

Yes, actually I think I would

9:54

like to be called a podcastress.

9:57

No It makes it sound like

9:59

I have a silk cape and

10:01

I'm riding on a horse. Oh,

10:03

I saw like like a leather

10:05

riding crop. Oh. Have on a

10:07

horse as well. I have a

10:09

real Irene Adler vibe. Is that

10:11

the woman from Sherlock Holmes? She's

10:13

a stewardess for Sherlock. The steward

10:16

is for Sherlock. Yeah. This is

10:18

only funny in a safe space.

10:20

This is not a funny in

10:22

a safe space. This is not

10:24

a funny thing to do at

10:26

your work. Don't do this at

10:28

your work. We told you that

10:30

we are the... We told you

10:33

that we are the sludge of

10:35

podcasting. We warned you at the

10:37

beginning of this. We're the podcast.

10:39

We are the premier sludge podcast.

10:41

JBC before I get into Riddles,

10:43

I just want to know, how's

10:45

your wife? What the fuck is

10:47

going on? You mean my wife

10:49

Tris? Yeah, your wife's dress. How's

10:52

my spouse dress? Yeah, how's your

10:54

spouseris? Okay, let me check my

10:56

phone. I think my wife is

10:58

good. She's at work right right

11:00

now. You're texting my wayfaring? I

11:02

was thinking about it. You see,

11:04

I have a new persona that

11:06

is actively pursuing JPC's wife, so.

11:09

Well just keep checking in throughout

11:11

the year to see if she

11:13

ends up staying with old Jacoby

11:15

C. I was hanging out with,

11:17

I was hanging out with Adle

11:19

yesterday and I was trying to

11:21

text you Aaron while Adle and

11:23

I were hanging out and I

11:25

kept putting Aaron in my phone

11:28

and it was not pulling up

11:30

at all and I told Adle's

11:32

like I knew the second I

11:34

did this that this was going

11:36

to be a big problem for

11:38

me but I changed Aaron's name

11:40

and my phone fucking broke it

11:42

it's like no it's beverly hubidoo

11:45

is errin is bevily shibidu with

11:47

us today he is and bevily

11:49

shubidu what is your favorite word

11:51

shibidu and bevily shibidu if you

11:53

meet God at the gates of

11:55

heaven what do you hope he

11:57

says to you Your

12:00

wife Mariah is inside. Sorry, your god's

12:02

strus. Hey, good news for me. I

12:04

mean, not bad news for me that

12:07

my wife's dead, but heaven. Not your

12:09

wife anymore. She's hubadoos. Oh, I forgot

12:11

the best. I forgot the best one.

12:13

Never really chuba dew. Final question. What

12:15

is your favorite curse word? Shuba-Doo. That

12:18

makes sense. I like Beverly Shuba-Doo, but

12:20

in my mind, it's, well, no, I

12:22

hate her. People are in direct competition.

12:24

But I also kind of already won

12:27

Shuba-Doo, so. Hey, GPC? You're playing catch-up.

12:29

GBC? We're gonna say in your, in

12:31

your mind, it's Adam Sandler and a

12:33

wig. I was gonna say I say

12:36

it like Adam Sandler. I say. Shuba-by-a-doo-doo.

12:38

It sounds like somebody asked Adam Sandler,

12:40

like, what's your favorite hills? And he

12:42

goes, oh boy, boy, boy, oh. How

12:45

can you compete with someone that your

12:47

wife invented? She named me. Aaron, Aaron's

12:49

made up a persona when we were

12:51

on the Joko Cruise. Well, I wouldn't

12:53

say Aaron made up a persona for

12:56

Aaron based on the way that Aaron

12:58

was dressing and acting. So Aaron, Aaron,

13:00

Aaron only packed costumes to go on

13:02

this like week-long boat. you know, a

13:05

trip that we all went on together.

13:07

Because I'm fun and I know what

13:09

life's all about, continue. Well I don't

13:11

think you are Aaron, but I think

13:14

Beverly Shubedoo is all of those things.

13:16

I think that you went into a

13:18

fugue state, packed someone else's bags, opened

13:20

them up and then said, this is

13:23

me for a week. Yeah. It's like

13:25

a Hannah Montana situation. And what was

13:27

your favorite costume of mine or outfit?

13:29

I liked the one on the last

13:32

day that like white nautical themed like

13:34

I think you said it was like

13:36

an Etsy jacket that you found for

13:38

three jacket yeah an eBay jacket that

13:40

you found for three dollars I think

13:43

that one that one was was my

13:45

favorite thank you I'm gonna get you

13:47

a nautical check it was the only

13:49

thing that you had with a modicum

13:52

of modesty which hey don't get me

13:54

wrong I like my stewardesses to show

13:56

a little way. Pinch is a leg.

13:58

Oh, double it. Aaron, my favorite outfit

14:01

you wore was, I think it was,

14:03

was it the last day as well,

14:05

is when I told you you look

14:07

like the world's most expensive muppet, it

14:10

was like a jacket with like tinsel

14:12

on it. Oh, yeah, that was the

14:14

pig pony party. Oh, yeah, for the.

14:16

Yeah, and then Aaron, you also brought

14:18

at least two wigs, correct? I think

14:21

I saw you in at least two.

14:23

Yeah, there were several wigs. There were

14:25

several wigs. The, when I was wearing

14:27

that pink wig with a tinsel jacket,

14:30

I went up to the performer bar

14:32

and walked by Paul F. Tompkins and

14:34

went, hi, and he went, hi, and

14:36

I was like, that's weird. Was he,

14:39

we performed together last night, I thought

14:41

we had like a nice little report

14:43

report going. Strange. And then I posted

14:45

a photo on Instagram that night of

14:48

me wearing that and he responded to

14:50

my Instagram story with all caps being

14:52

like, oh my god, I had no

14:54

idea it was you. What the fuck?

14:56

Like so confused. Because I'm really transforming

14:59

a wig. Beverly Shouvedo was there. I

15:01

don't know Aaron. There's a moment on

15:03

the crew on Joko where I saw

15:05

I saw someone in the I saw

15:08

a group of people in the casino

15:10

all wearing like fun costumes and one

15:12

of them looked at me and I

15:14

was like that girl looks just like

15:17

Aaron and then she waved at me

15:19

and I go oh no and I

15:21

walked away very quickly and then Aaron

15:23

was like I was nice to see

15:26

you in the casino and I was

15:28

like I didn't know it was you

15:30

and I got to I got so

15:32

scared I'm like oh this woman caught

15:34

me staring at her just waving at

15:37

somebody else but I was like she

15:39

looks just like Aaron but I truly

15:41

my first instinct was not that's Aaron

15:43

in a costume in a costume it

15:46

was not that's Aaron in a But

15:48

it wasn't Aaron, Adle. It was Beverly

15:50

Shupidoo. And now we know that. You

15:52

guys, if you want your friend, if

15:55

you want to think all your friends

15:57

are mad at you, wear a wig.

15:59

Because they all, I'll look at you

16:01

and be like, and Adle walked away

16:04

and I was like, is Adle pissed?

16:06

What did I do? What did I

16:08

do? Aaron, let me ask you. Do

16:10

you think that that is a good

16:13

way to like see if your friends

16:15

are mad at you? Or no, you're

16:17

just, that's a good way to make

16:19

you think your friends are mad at

16:21

you. Yeah. Yeah. Because I do think

16:24

it would be nice if you were

16:26

going to like a party to go

16:28

in like full prosthetic costume so that

16:30

you could like see who was gonna

16:33

talk shit about you, you, you know?

16:35

That would be like a fun. social

16:37

experiment. Yeah, but I wouldn't randomly go

16:39

up to like a guy I didn't

16:42

know at a party that's wearing like

16:44

a mustache and a top hat. Yeah.

16:46

Do you have a little time for

16:48

me at events about JPC? So what

16:51

do you think prosthetics are? Because I

16:53

love, I love mustache and top hat,

16:55

but I just don't know that I

16:57

would qualify. No, I know. You'd go

16:59

too far. Go ahead. Please, please. I

17:02

was going to say before I get

17:04

into riddles. If you guys ever went

17:06

back on the joke. Would you take

17:08

a page out of Beverly Shuba Dew's

17:11

book and have a little bit more

17:13

fun with what you're wearing? I would

17:15

be, I'm gonna wear, if I get

17:17

to go back to JICA, which I

17:20

very much hope I do because I

17:22

had an amazing time, I'm gonna wear

17:24

the outfit, or thing that JPC got

17:26

me for Christmas, that's like the... The

17:29

gilly suit, moss gilly suit, and I'm

17:31

gonna be like Bobby Bedoink or something.

17:33

I will say I didn't I didn't

17:35

have um a lot of costume pieces

17:37

in my, in the clothes that I

17:40

brought to Joca. But the one thing

17:42

that I did bring that I got

17:44

several compliments about was I went to

17:46

Target like maybe the week before and

17:49

they were having some like Valentine's Day

17:51

stuff like shirts that were on sale.

17:53

And so I got a Valentine's Day

17:55

Sponge Bob shirt, which was Sponge Bob

17:58

and Patrick with like a big heart

18:00

on it. And then I cut off

18:02

the sleeves of the t-shirt and made

18:04

it into a tank top. And I

18:07

had... Several people come up to me

18:09

and be like, oh, I love that

18:11

shirt and there was there was one

18:13

point where We were in, Marai and

18:15

I were in, one of the port

18:18

stops, St. Martin, I think it was,

18:20

and we were talking to some people

18:22

that recognized us, and they were coming

18:24

to see the Hey, Riddle, Riddle, or

18:27

whatever, and I was saying hello to

18:29

them. And then someone who worked at

18:31

the bar at St. Martin, came out

18:33

of the bar, and was like, hey,

18:36

where did you get that shirt? And

18:38

I said, oh, I got it at

18:40

a target, and they were, Probably lives

18:42

on St. Martin that I got from

18:45

a store that they will never have

18:47

on this island like there's there will

18:49

never be a target on this island

18:51

for 20,000 people And I'm protesting target

18:54

and we all should start doing that

18:56

as well They stopped because they sell

18:58

such good shirts Because it's such good

19:00

shirts The bigger question are we protesting.

19:02

I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm

19:05

going but Bobby Bedoy and Beverly Shubidoo

19:07

are gonna be having fun And JPC,

19:09

you can go to hell with your

19:11

no costume. And JPC and I said

19:14

if we go on another joke, we're

19:16

going to get fucking ripped. We're going

19:18

to get shredded. Yeah, drunk, right? Is

19:20

that what we met? Yeah. Duh. Duh.

19:23

Okay. We are back with these scientist

19:25

riddles that might be from Molly. We

19:27

don't know. Might be from Molly. Molly.

19:29

Molly from San Francisco. Works in the

19:32

wine business. Super nice. Why is that

19:34

a disclaimer? It's a disclaimer. Allegally, we

19:36

have to do it just in case.

19:38

What happened when the mad scientist fell

19:40

into the lens grinding machine? Oh, I

19:43

hate these. That's just like a 2020

19:45

vision Joker or what's like... Huh? You

19:47

know, like, Joker fell into a vatic

19:49

chemicals became regular Joker. This is like

19:52

a... Yeah, what was the name of

19:54

the chemical planet that he fell into?

19:56

What was it? Acme? That's like lunaties.

19:58

Right? Probably winning enterprises. It doesn't matter.

20:01

What did the mad scientist

20:03

say when he fell into the

20:05

lens crafting machine? Grinding machine.

20:07

You said lens grinding machine and I

20:09

know that that is a thing, but

20:11

do you guys know what the fuck a

20:14

lens grinding machine is? I was sort

20:16

of hoping you guys would shed some

20:18

light on that. I truly know that

20:20

I've heard that before, but I can't

20:22

really conceptualize why you

20:24

would need to grind a bunch of

20:27

lenses. Is this like a pun answer,

20:29

Aaron? Yeah, let me, uh, let me, uh,

20:31

let me, uh, let me, what

20:33

about what happened when the mad

20:35

scientist flashed all of his

20:37

colleagues? Well, is this post falling

20:40

into the lens grinding machine? Forget

20:42

the lens grinding machine. Okay, because

20:45

I think they'd all be like,

20:47

oh my god, are you okay?

20:49

Is this, is this the same

20:51

answer, Aaron? Yes, it's just

20:54

a different. This is the same

20:56

answer. Okay. Because that's not going

20:58

to help. I feel like the answer lines

21:00

up more with... Okay. What did the mad

21:02

time did say when he flashed his

21:04

friends? What was it? His colleagues. His colleagues.

21:07

Or what happened when the mad scientist

21:09

got up on a table and started

21:11

singing at a wedding? Okay. So it has

21:13

nothing to do with his penis. Because

21:15

the second one I was like, obviously

21:17

they're going to be upset. Everything has

21:20

to do with someone's penis. If

21:22

people got a penis, they make

21:24

it about everything they do. He

21:26

got up on a table, okay,

21:29

so he embarrassed himself. Is this

21:31

him embarrassing himself? Yeah, but

21:33

what's a way of saying that? That is,

21:35

that, but that, I guess actually

21:38

the lens grinding thing is

21:40

important for this part of it.

21:42

He saw, he saw himself. He

21:44

saw who he saw a different

21:46

side of him. What's it

21:48

kind of glasses?

21:51

Hindsight was 20-20.

21:53

Bifocals, dryfocals. Sunglasses.

21:56

Oh, they were they were reading

21:58

him and then I... He made

22:00

a spectacle of himself. I'd like

22:02

to see a scene. Adle, you

22:05

are at the eye doctor getting

22:07

an eye test done. JBC, you

22:09

are the eye doctor. And you're

22:11

really bad at your job. Sorry,

22:13

should I sit in the chair?

22:15

I was going to sit in

22:17

the chair. Oh, you mean the

22:20

chair? Yeah, no. I didn't know

22:22

if this was a test, if

22:24

it was like, can he see

22:26

where to sit? No, no, yeah,

22:28

I forgot about the, yeah, I

22:30

forgot about that chair, because I

22:33

wanted to sit in my chair.

22:35

Is Dr. Moray on vacation or?

22:37

Yes, he is, well, it's his

22:39

honeymoon. Yeah, he likes to say

22:41

that this weekend, he's Dr. I

22:43

said that because he told me

22:46

not to say that when he

22:48

went away. I'm not going to

22:50

promise not to tell him something.

22:52

We're very good friends. Okay, well

22:54

yeah, but he's not great friends

22:56

because he didn't get married. He

22:58

is on his honeymoon. Yeah, this

23:01

this whole like this weekend through

23:03

the next week. So I'm yeah.

23:05

Oh, oh my God. You just

23:07

blew in my eyes so hard.

23:09

Oh, no. Is there like a

23:11

machine that's supposed to do that?

23:14

You just, as you're talking, you

23:16

just kind of... Yeah, sorry. I

23:18

got so close because I was

23:20

starting the eye exam, but while

23:22

we were just having a casual

23:24

conversation, and I have a... It's

23:26

a medical condition, actually, where I

23:29

have to exhale sharply. Oh. Yeah,

23:31

so I'm sorry. Sit in the

23:33

chair. Do you have any preferences?

23:35

Or any allergies that I should

23:37

know about. I'm allergic to pollen

23:39

and A1 steak sauce preferences. I

23:42

mean, I don't want you to

23:44

blow in my eye again, but

23:46

other than that, I'm willing to

23:48

play ball. I will have to

23:50

blow in your eye a couple

23:52

more times for medical reasons. I

23:54

just said. Well, yeah, but you

23:57

can't go to like, you can't.

23:59

go a dentist and say like

24:01

I have a thing like I

24:03

don't want you to touch my

24:05

teeth they can't help you if

24:07

if they do that you know

24:10

I have to blow in your

24:12

eye because that's how I see

24:14

like how I have to test

24:16

your reaction speed and stuff you're

24:18

not gonna touch my eye or

24:20

anything right you're not gonna like

24:22

trying to like try and yeah

24:25

that bad boy out of there

24:27

right what you're not gonna try

24:29

and like take my eyeball out

24:31

of your head can you pop

24:33

them out No. Like far? No.

24:35

Like the woman from Ripley's? We

24:38

all know the woman from Ripley's.

24:40

The woman who could pop them

24:42

out really far? Yes. Every time

24:44

I close my eyes, I see

24:46

her face. How far I can...

24:48

How far can you get them?

24:51

I'll just touch... I won't touch

24:53

them. I'll wear gloves. I'll wear

24:55

them. I'll wear gloves. I'll start

24:57

wearing gloves. So that... And I'll

24:59

start wearing... Like a clockwork orange

25:01

machine. No. What? No. It's like

25:03

a clockwork orange machine. No. That

25:06

movie had a lot of really

25:08

inappropriate stuff in it that we

25:10

won't be doing in the office.

25:12

So I really resent that. I

25:14

really resent that. Why are you

25:16

dressed like a moog? Or whatever

25:19

they're called. It is a moog.

25:21

And this is technically a Halloween

25:23

costume. Because I went to the

25:25

store this morning. the spirit Halloween

25:27

store this morning to buy a

25:29

doctor costume and this one just

25:31

started it caught my eye and

25:34

so I it caught my eye

25:36

kind of what I'm doing to

25:38

you help what please don't tell

25:40

Dr. Moray please don't talk I

25:42

just wanted to do a good

25:44

job while he was gone technically

25:47

I'm only supposed to be answering

25:49

phones and saying the office is

25:51

close see optometrist and interest optometristness

25:53

that's hard to do. Optometrist and

25:55

stewardess. Optometristness. What book tells you

25:57

about the different kinds of owls?

26:00

Uh, alkypedia. That's a great

26:03

answer. That's how it is.

26:05

Okay, the Bible? The Bible!

26:08

The Bible! It's kind of

26:10

Trump, I love Trump. And

26:13

the Bible. What book tells

26:15

you about the different kinds

26:18

of owls? Alapedia, owl. Is

26:20

the word owl in the

26:23

answer, Aaron? No. Is it

26:25

like, do I have to

26:28

know the technical name for

26:30

the owl, like the finalist

26:33

genome, kendo? That's definitely close

26:35

though, I'm sure. Is this

26:37

another pun, but it's like

26:40

something to do with feathers

26:42

or something any bird would

26:45

have or specifically owls? Owls,

26:47

what, they're famous for something.

26:50

Oh, they say who? Hmm?

26:52

Hmm, who? Whoopedia? About all

26:55

the different owls. Who? All

26:57

the different owls. So who

27:00

is not correct or? It

27:02

is, but you're missing. Oh,

27:05

would this be like, would

27:07

this be like a who's

27:10

who? Yes. Yeah. Who's a

27:12

book, I guess. I'd like

27:14

to see a scene. Three

27:17

owls and we're sitting in

27:19

a tree and we're sort

27:22

of gossiping about other owls.

27:24

Who? I shouldn't say. Who

27:27

slept with Mark? Who? Who?

27:29

Who? Who? Who? Who? Let's

27:32

just focus on killing little

27:34

mice. Involes? Okay, so let's

27:37

just sort of like focus.

27:39

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

27:42

in the barn? That's gross.

27:44

Mark's not even a barn.

27:46

Was it Mark? Was it

27:49

Mark? Was it Mark? Was

27:51

it Mark? Was it Mark?

27:54

Mark? Was it Mark? Oh,

27:57

I forgot we're trying to

27:59

guess who slept with Mark

28:01

and we were... But it could

28:03

have been another mark. It

28:05

could have been other mark.

28:07

Who? Which one? Other mark is

28:10

a cow. You never said Mark

28:12

slept with another owl. And

28:14

it was in a barn.

28:16

And it was in a

28:18

barn. Okay, who else goes in

28:20

the barn? Cats going barns.

28:23

Cats going barns. Cats going

28:25

barns. Farmers. Farmers? Farmers? All I'm

28:27

saying is that you already have

28:29

all the information that you

28:31

need. But also, I'm not

28:33

a farmer, John. Was it

28:35

Farmer John or his stewardess wife?

28:38

I never said that I

28:40

was not group sex. Oh

28:42

boy. Wait a second, wait a

28:44

second, wait a second. Dan, I

28:47

think it was Marcy. I

28:49

think Marcy was involved. Because

28:51

Marcy never said how she

28:53

knew that it happened. Wow. Oh,

28:55

okay, Marcy. She's turning ahead

28:57

360 degrees. I think she's

28:59

trying to, I think she might

29:01

be trying to snap her own

29:04

neck. Trying to snap my

29:06

own neck and I want

29:08

you to know I slept with

29:10

Mark and Mark. Oh, the one

29:13

thing an owl can't do.

29:15

Before you guys realize that

29:17

two owls at a three-some

29:19

with a cow, let's move on

29:21

to another riddle. Moo-hoo-hoo, moo.

29:23

You-hoo milkshake, could that be

29:25

a thing? A-hoo, milkshake. Yeah, you-hoo

29:28

with it and a milkshake. That'd

29:30

be pretty good, actually. I

29:32

have Nestle- I'm going to

29:34

have to call that milkshake

29:36

guy. A little go dining delicious.

29:38

Why does the mad scientist

29:40

count his money with his

29:42

toes? Because he's a mad- Because

29:45

he's got his finger in the

29:47

electric socket of the- Prinkets

29:50

died, it's a monster. Is it

29:52

that, Aaron? No. Prinkets and sponsors

29:54

should have like an outlet on

29:56

him, right? Nowadays. Nowadays, I'm like.

29:58

wait so is he generating the

30:00

energy or is it does he

30:02

have like a plug like a

30:05

power cord he has like one

30:07

of like he has a thing

30:09

for like your Apple watch your

30:11

headphones yes your airpods your airpods

30:13

adapters thumb drive like a micro

30:15

USB C3 or whatever. Yes. Maybe

30:17

he has like a like a

30:19

charging port like a like an

30:21

EV would have you know that

30:23

you have you need to have

30:26

that like special sort of charger.

30:28

Yeah. I do want to see.

30:30

Mostly he gets hit by lightning

30:32

and that's probably power. I want

30:34

to see you see Aaron you

30:36

are driving your EV you're at

30:38

like you're at one of those

30:40

like charging stations at the mall

30:42

or whatever. And you're pulling up,

30:44

but all the spots are taken

30:47

and the only person that you

30:49

can see there is Adle, Adle,

30:51

you are Dr. Frankenstein and you

30:53

are charging your monster in the

30:55

EV slot. And JPC will be

30:57

Frankenstein's sponsor? Of course. Unbelievable. Oh

30:59

my God. Hey, excuse me? Excuse

31:01

me. Excuse me. behind who's gonna

31:03

be quick oh let me check

31:05

I'm in a bit of a

31:08

rush charge charge 40 40 charge

31:10

so you don't have a car

31:12

hmm you don't have a car

31:14

can I just pull in here

31:16

and start charging sorry this thing

31:18

is my car it's my car

31:20

frankly if he gets down on

31:22

all fours Frankie all fours Frankie

31:24

Oh, Frankie Obey. See, he has

31:26

sort of like, I put wheelies

31:28

in him, remember wheelies, the shoes,

31:31

that kind of turn into rollerblades?

31:33

Yeah, of course, I'm wearing them

31:35

now. Sorry, I made a man

31:37

from dead parts, and I put

31:39

wheelies in him and his hand.

31:41

and feet and then I sort

31:43

of I can sort of drive

31:45

him around. Huh? He's at 40%

31:47

to answer your question. Good day.

31:49

Sorry Frankie. Did I see you

31:52

on the news? I don't know.

31:54

Was I walking behind a reporter

31:56

during a flood or something? What

31:58

do you want from me? Yeah

32:00

definitely that I'm sure. Was it

32:02

me digging up bodies from a

32:04

grave? Yeah I think it was

32:06

you digging up bodies from a

32:08

grave. Well a bunch of high

32:10

schoolers kicked me in the balls.

32:13

Yeah well... A bunch of high

32:15

scores kicked you in the balls.

32:17

There's a pretty high reward for

32:19

someone who finds you, huh? Um,

32:21

Frankie, what do we do with

32:23

people who snitch? Uh, charge. Charge.

32:25

No, we don't charge battery? Oh,

32:27

okay. You're supposed to say snitches

32:29

get stitches. I'm gonna call them

32:31

now. The high schoolers? No, well,

32:34

yeah, them too. just come down

32:36

here because... Frankie what do we

32:38

do when we see high school?

32:40

Frankie's only at 40%. Run! That's

32:42

right. High school's bad! See? And

32:44

keep in mind that this book

32:46

is from the past and so

32:48

everything seems a little tiny and

32:50

off. Aaron can I blow your

32:52

mind? Every book is having the

32:54

past! Every book's from the past,

32:57

Aaron. Every book's from the past,

32:59

Aaron. Holy shit, she just blew

33:01

my mind. Who's this witch? They

33:03

just blew my mind. I thought

33:05

I was gonna blow hers and

33:07

she blew mine. Every book's from

33:09

the past. Every book's from the

33:11

past. Why? Why did the mad

33:13

scientist count his money with his

33:15

toes? Yeah. Aaron, that's a character

33:18

called the Lysgerian. Oh, is this

33:20

something to do with like tender,

33:22

tender flesh? Tender, flesh, till? Oh.

33:24

That's a hit. It's an appa

33:26

song. Dancing, Queen? Mama Mia? Mama

33:28

Mia? Mama Mia? Mama Mia? Mama

33:30

Mia, too. Mama Mia, too? Gimme,

33:32

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. So don't slip

33:34

through his fingers. Slipping through my

33:36

fingers. Oh, that's an Ava song?

33:39

That can't even be a top

33:41

10 Ava song. Yeah, it's pretty

33:43

famous. Well, pretty famous. This is

33:45

a band that only has bangers.

33:47

I'd like to see a scene.

33:49

Oh boy. At all, you are

33:51

a banker. GPC, you're trying to

33:53

open a bank account. because your

33:55

money is running out really fast

33:57

and you're trying to keep it

34:00

safe. Okay. Hey, excuse me, how

34:02

long does it take to open

34:04

up a bank account? Yeah, I'm

34:06

sorry. I'll go to the back

34:08

of the line. I just have

34:10

one question. How does it take

34:12

to open up a line? I

34:14

just have one question. How does

34:16

it take to open up a

34:18

bank account? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll

34:20

go to the back of the

34:23

line. I just have one question.

34:25

How long to open to open

34:27

a bank? If I just open

34:29

to open to open to open

34:31

a bank. If I have to

34:33

open to open to open to

34:35

open a bank. If I have

34:37

to open to open to open

34:39

to open a bank. If I

34:41

have to open a bank. If

34:44

I have open to open to

34:46

open up. If I have open

34:48

to open up. If I have

34:50

open to open up. If I

34:52

open to open up. If I

34:54

open up. If I open up.

34:56

If I open up. If I

34:58

open up. If I open up.

35:00

If Okay, and what would be

35:02

your deposit today? Today, it depends

35:05

on how long it's going to

35:07

take. Like, right now... I'm trying

35:09

to do a withdrawal. We all

35:11

want to be somewhere right now.

35:13

Do you have a question? Because

35:15

I just have one question. So

35:17

if anyone is in this line

35:19

for questions? We all have questions,

35:21

that's why we're in line and

35:23

not at the ATM, sir. What's

35:26

your question? Hold on, what's your

35:28

question, ma'am. What's your question? Mine

35:30

is personal, I don't want to

35:32

shout out to shout out to

35:34

shout it across the bank. Well,

35:36

if we're not going to be

35:38

free with our questions, you could

35:40

just be a liar who doesn't

35:42

have a question. And now I

35:44

can see you're taking extra time

35:47

to think of what your question

35:49

would be. No. Is your question

35:51

like, can I do it with

35:53

draw? Because the answer is always

35:55

going to be yes. I can

35:57

tell you it's going to be

35:59

yes. I have one question just

36:01

to ask the question, like, a

36:03

basic account. Okay, let's sit down

36:05

here. I want... They're sitting, they're

36:07

sitting. That's not on me! I

36:10

only ask the one question. You

36:12

cut in line! If there is

36:14

an actionable thing that needs to

36:16

be done, you need to wait

36:18

in line. Okay. You seem like

36:20

you are very mad at me.

36:22

I am. No one else in

36:24

this line. No one else in

36:26

this line is basing a stink.

36:28

Could it be? They're all mad.

36:31

They stink, but they're not saying

36:33

anything. Everyone, everyone, please. Banker does

36:35

a front word roll and drops

36:37

his cane. Haha. Today is the

36:39

day that I choose one of

36:41

you. to take over my bank.

36:43

Okay, he seems really hurt. He

36:45

seems really hurt. Come with me.

36:47

He's FDIC. Like is impaled by

36:49

that. Seeing. Wait, hold on, wait.

36:52

Did he take up with the

36:54

FDIC? That is beautiful. That's beautiful.

36:56

Candy factory. It was a bank

36:58

factory. A bank factory. Money printer.

37:00

Why? Did the mad scientist shoot

37:02

his car? Aaron at this point.

37:04

This guy is... He was gassed

37:06

off? This guy is not able

37:08

to be mentally... Yeah, I mean,

37:10

we're getting like farther into the

37:13

mad and farther away from the

37:15

scientists, you know what I'm saying?

37:17

Yeah. Aaron, hit me with that

37:19

question one more time. Why did

37:21

the mad scientist shoot his car?

37:25

It's sort of oh oh oh

37:27

oh because it was letted it

37:29

took unleaded no that's way smarter

37:32

than this I don't like both

37:34

had a brainstorm where we got

37:37

to lead as a bullets at

37:39

the same time I haven't heard

37:41

anyone use this phrase that's in

37:44

the answer in a minute but

37:46

it feels like something like a

37:48

dad would say when you want

37:51

you to turn off the car

37:53

we're not hitting the neighborhood we're

37:56

not asking the electric company A

37:58

simple, why would you shoot something?

38:00

Because it bumped into my wife.

38:03

No. something what what's the means

38:05

like what what end result are

38:08

you hoping when you shoot some

38:10

kill it kill the engine kill

38:12

the motor this is a what's

38:15

an Amelia Bedelia situation yes so

38:17

this mad scientist is straight up

38:20

fucking stupid I do want to

38:22

see a gun oh I want

38:24

to see me I call one

38:27

please Aaron I want to see

38:29

a scene you are you're at

38:32

a concert JPC and you're a

38:34

human woman and JBC you're a

38:36

car at the concert okay Aaron

38:39

you're kind of really getting annoyed

38:41

with this car to where you

38:44

might start a fight cool the

38:46

car turns on its brights when

38:48

everyone is like putting their flashlights

38:51

up and their their lighters. Right,

38:53

it's like changing the lighting of

38:55

a day. Everybody here bought a

38:58

ticket. Oh, yeah, well that's true,

39:00

everyone here bought a ticket. So

39:03

we all spent money and sort

39:05

of, we shouldn't prioritize one person's

39:07

experience over everyone else's. Oh, person.

39:10

Okay, have a nice day, have

39:12

a nice life. Now we see

39:15

how narrow-minded you are, person. This

39:17

car is so drunk. What am

39:19

I doing? This next song is

39:22

called Yellow. I know all the

39:24

words for this one. Hong Kong.

39:27

Hong Kong. Hong Kong. Hong Kong.

39:29

Hong Kong. Hey. Hey. I know

39:31

all the words too, and they're

39:34

actually not honk. They're. Um. What?

39:36

You're skid. Oh yeah, you're skid.

39:39

Boz. So that's actually what the

39:41

words are. It's honkonk. Hey. How

39:43

about you take your hand off

39:46

my bumper? My bumper. Did someone

39:48

put a touch my ass bumper

39:51

sticker on me? This sucks. Yeah,

39:53

because you're a real jerk, you

39:55

know? I think it's... My ex

39:58

is here. Okay, that sounds like

40:00

your business. I think my ex

40:02

is here and I think he

40:05

was playing a prank on me.

40:07

Okay, that's not my problem, man.

40:10

You're right, it's not my problem.

40:12

You're just a creep who touched

40:14

my ass. Okay, I'm sorry. Your

40:17

car, your car. Now's the point

40:19

of the show where I, Chris

40:22

Martin, will bring up one lucky

40:24

fan in the first 20 rows

40:26

to sing with me. Oh, please,

40:29

please, please. 40 rows back, uh,

40:31

uh, Hunkhockhock. Hey, big me, big

40:34

me, big me! You there. Little

40:36

lady. Yes. Who's like a 1987

40:38

Toyota Terseb. That's me. See. The

40:41

car sings fix you on stage.

40:43

A wrong prize. Hock, hock, hock.

40:46

Hockhock. The only thing going to

40:48

a cold play concert is going

40:50

to a cold play concert and

40:53

they make a car sing. I

40:56

want like a fake cold play

40:58

tour shirt, but it's all it's

41:00

like a bunch of cars with

41:02

microphones. People are like, is that

41:04

cold play? All right, hey. All

41:07

right, two more riddles. No, no,

41:09

we gotta go, we gotta go.

41:11

We have to take a little

41:13

break. Yeah, sorry, Aaron, no riddles,

41:15

only break. It looks so disappointed.

41:17

I'll break, no guess. All break,

41:20

no guess. All right, we'll be

41:22

right back. I'm not accusing either

41:24

one of you of doing this.

41:26

I mean, but if it's a

41:28

joke, it's funny. Like, I don't

41:31

want to, I don't want to

41:33

be like, oh, this is not

41:35

funny thing to do. Someone sent

41:37

me a box by shrimpo, and

41:39

it appears to be a bunch

41:41

of, I don't know, shrimp forward

41:44

meals that are really mostly just...

41:46

It looks like cooked shrimp that

41:48

someone sent me a box of

41:50

in the mail. Yeah, that's the

41:52

Midler's new meal. shrimpo it's pretty

41:55

bad but I don't know if

41:57

you've tried tempo tempo is actually

41:59

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42:01

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42:03

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42:05

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42:08

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42:10

shrimpo is the one that sends

42:12

like spoiled cooked shrimp and it

42:14

comes whenever the middler kind of

42:16

decides to send it yeah But

42:19

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42:21

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42:23

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42:32

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42:34

I never called their don't, I

42:36

called their grandpa, she never made

42:38

beef lasagna, and thank God she

42:40

didn't, because this would have blown

42:43

hers out of the water. Yeah,

42:45

the Midler sent me some shrimp

42:47

lasagna and there was like several,

42:49

it looks like, attempts to, like,

42:51

make a play on that name,

42:53

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42:56

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Yeah, that's great. I mean, of

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building a website for my new

44:23

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44:25

Riddle, Riddle. It's me the Midler!

44:27

Oh gosh, I was just going

44:29

to say you have my full

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support unless it's the Midler. It

44:34

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44:36

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who want another riddle podcast that's

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like way worse. Huh. It's not

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45:49

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45:52

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45:54

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45:56

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46:10

are you also here with Steve?

46:12

Did Steve drive you? Well Steve

46:14

is actually the middler wearing a

46:16

suit so it gets pretty complex. Somebody

46:19

write this down on a

46:21

whiteboard I gotta keep track of

46:23

this. It's me the middler I can't

46:25

drive! Oh gosh. Did I do a good

46:27

job? Well first cousins! Hey Adam,

46:29

hey Aaron, we're back from break.

46:32

I thought that you guys might want

46:34

a little refresher. I got

46:36

you some of these these

46:38

drinks. They're a half beer,

46:40

half limiting. So kind of

46:42

like a refreshing, or a

46:44

refreshing drink. Oh, like a

46:46

summer shandy. Yeah, Glug opened it

46:48

up and there's no trick to

46:51

it either. It's liquid in

46:53

here, even if it doesn't feel

46:55

like liquid. It feels not

46:57

like liquid. Pretty heavy.

46:59

It feels like it's maybe

47:02

like 1.82? Uh-oh. Like 182

47:04

pounds? I was like one human

47:06

man. Hold on. Oh my

47:09

god. Much better guess. I

47:11

wanted to guess. Very smart

47:13

to be non-specific. I wanted

47:15

to buy Shandy. And looks like

47:18

I bought. Sandy? 1.82. This, uh,

47:20

this zoom camera's doing me a

47:22

lot of favors. Yeah, maybe 182

47:24

just beard. Look at that thing.

47:26

A lot of beer fed this

47:28

beard. It's pretty majestic. Yeah, it's really

47:31

nice. You know, I remember being on

47:33

holiday, I don't remember exactly where a

47:35

long time ago, and I saw my

47:37

name on the menu at a bar,

47:39

and I was like, what the heck?

47:42

Am I a drink now? But it

47:44

was, it was a shandy, but they

47:46

spelled it sandy. Oh. In some parts

47:48

of the world. I think they say

47:50

sandy. make, I know, like, Linekoole does

47:53

a summer's shandy and also a berry

47:55

wice. And if you do a

47:57

little portmanteau, that's a sandy wice.

48:00

Adle, you're feeling sharp this morning.

48:02

You're sort of on top of

48:04

it. Well, Sandy, we can't really

48:07

bullshit around with you all day

48:09

about beer and your name and

48:11

stuff because I heard a little

48:14

birdie told me. Turdie. Turdie. Turdie.

48:16

Turdie. Everyone jumped on that so

48:18

fast. Look at the man who

48:21

messed up. It was a little

48:23

turdie and actually it's problematic of

48:25

you to call him out on

48:28

being a little third. That you

48:30

got some riddles and puzzles and

48:32

stuff for us. Oh yeah, that's

48:35

what I, that's what I'm here

48:37

for. I, uh, it's very, as

48:39

soon as you did notice that

48:42

every time I'm here I'm peppering

48:44

you with questions and, and you

48:47

seem to invite me back, so.

48:49

I'd like to take credit for

48:51

it, but it has to go

48:54

to the little turdie. Oh. Okay,

48:56

yeah, I have a I have

48:58

a some riddles for you today,

49:01

and I hope this doesn't scare

49:03

you all away too much But

49:05

I think in the history of

49:08

doing these sandboxes. We have not

49:10

Come close to doing one that

49:12

was about sports But since it's

49:15

the middle of March. All right,

49:17

Sandy, that is all the time

49:19

we have. Thank you so much

49:22

Don't worry this. I wouldn't be

49:24

good for me either. However, I

49:26

will say you need to know

49:29

just the names the professional sports

49:31

teams, just their names, not even

49:33

athletes. All right, Sandy, and thanks

49:36

for coming on. Anything to plug

49:38

or promote before. You'll be fine.

49:40

You've heard of sports? Yes? I've

49:43

heard of sports. Erin, how confident

49:45

do you feel? I'm leaning back

49:48

in my chair, scrolling through my

49:50

phone, completely checked out, knowing I

49:52

will not be helpful in this.

49:55

You will be fine. So this

49:57

is a game about sports teams.

49:59

North American professional sports teams. I'm

50:02

only doing the big leagues, football

50:04

baseball, baseball, men's and women's, hockey,

50:06

and then I think I have

50:09

one soccer team. I am skipping

50:11

your more niche sports like pro

50:13

ultimate frisbee names, pro rodeo team

50:16

names. I know you guys are

50:18

probably sad to hear that I

50:20

be skipping. those but I feel

50:23

like those are not as well

50:25

known. Sandy not to I don't

50:27

want to nitpick but it's called

50:30

Pro-Dio as a member of the

50:32

Pro-Dio it's not called pro-Rodeo. Yeah

50:34

and you being from Downstate Illinois

50:37

is that is safe to say?

50:39

Whoa Central Illinois. See there is

50:41

not a downstate Illinois there's not

50:44

a rodeo team from Illinois but

50:46

the Missouri has a Missouri has

50:49

the Thunder. Florida has the freedom,

50:51

the Florida Freedom rodeo team. Anyway,

50:53

we won't be talking about those.

50:56

We will be talking- Did they

50:58

play each other? What does a

51:00

rodeo team play? Like, don't they,

51:03

they're just trying to beat their

51:05

top score? It doesn't matter, we

51:07

can't get into this. This is

51:10

gonna be the whole of a

51:12

sudden. I hope that this one

51:14

team acts like the bulls. Yes.

51:17

And the other team has to

51:19

rope, I don't know, though. I've

51:21

also been to one rodeo so

51:24

I can say if I ever

51:26

go to a second rodeo that

51:28

it's not my first rodeo. So

51:31

for this game I'm going to

51:33

be asking you a question about

51:35

a different kind of competition and

51:38

you have to tell me which

51:40

two professional sports teams would be

51:42

the best at competing in that

51:45

competition but you just have to

51:47

think about their names laterally. For

51:50

almost all of these I think

51:52

they are two teams from different

51:54

sports. I'll tell you if that's

51:57

not the case. And if you

51:59

guys get stuck, I'll give you

52:01

clues like what sports they play.

52:04

So for example, yeah, good. I

52:06

was going to ask if any

52:08

of these answers are defunct hockey

52:11

teams because Adle is going to

52:13

have the absolute edge. Oh, that

52:15

hat. Is that your Nordics, right?

52:18

The Nordics, baby. No, I didn't

52:20

look up that list. Nor it

52:22

will be defunct or former baseball

52:25

teams, of which there's a lot

52:27

of those. Okay. Only currents. Only

52:29

currents. The Oklahoma City. Bumbings. They

52:32

have a team. I'm not going

52:34

to say what it is because

52:36

it might come up. But yeah,

52:39

the Oklahoma City's in here. Anyway,

52:41

so an example, if I said

52:43

which two professional North American sports

52:46

teams might compete in a Pokemon

52:48

competition, or you could say American

52:51

politics, you'd say the Cincinnati Reds

52:53

and the St. Louis Blues. Because

52:55

Pokemon red and blue is a

52:58

game and red some blues. Right?

53:00

So we're looking for two complementary.

53:02

I see, I see. Yeah. So

53:05

if I said, which two teams

53:07

would be good at a competition

53:09

for spellcasting? Ooh, the Washington Wizards.

53:12

That would be one. And... Oh,

53:14

Northland Supervisors? St. Louis, which is.

53:16

I'm going to look up if

53:19

there is any witches. There should

53:21

be. So, yeah, the Wizards is

53:23

basketball, correct at all? Okay. And

53:26

the other one is also basketball.

53:28

This is one where the two

53:30

play the same. Oh, they were

53:33

Orlando Magic. Magic is what I'm

53:35

going on. Yes. I thought of

53:37

Magic, but then I was like,

53:40

oh, you said there wouldn't. Yeah,

53:42

this is my, and then I

53:44

used, this is my first example.

53:47

Okay, well, sorry about that. How

53:49

about meteorology, a competition about meteorology,

53:52

meteorology. There's three, actually. The Portland

53:54

Clouds is so much better than

53:56

the trailblazers. Just an emo basketball

53:59

too? Is there a hurricanes? There

54:01

has to be a hurricanes in

54:03

Florida, right? There is. Oh yeah,

54:06

there's a hurricanes. That's a fourth

54:08

one that I didn't think of.

54:10

Yes. Lightning? Lightning is one. Tampa

54:13

Bay. Tampa Bay. And then there's

54:15

a women's basketball team. The sky.

54:17

Is Indiana fever something we can

54:20

forecast? Yeah. No. National Basketball Association

54:22

team in Seattle. It is the

54:24

storm. Good job. Wow. Which two

54:27

teams would be a good at

54:29

a competition for leading mass? Okay.

54:31

Boston priests, obviously. And... Oh, the

54:34

Atlanta, get your... shirt on, we're

54:36

going to church. Who would lead

54:38

a man? They would have my

54:41

full support. I would buy every

54:43

piece of murder from that piece.

54:45

The mascot is just a mom

54:48

dragging a kid by their arm.

54:50

Yeah. We're making that merch. I'm

54:53

so sorry. I'm the only one

54:55

who's going to buy it and

54:57

I know that, but we're making

55:00

it. Popes? Is there a popes?

55:02

No. That would be insane. The

55:04

Vatican city popes. Reverend. So leave.

55:07

I'll give you a hand. One

55:09

of these teams is actually in

55:11

two different cities in two different

55:14

leagues. The same, you know, Giants.

55:16

Well, no. But that might be

55:18

true. What Adel said. Can you

55:21

read it again? Leading Mass. Like

55:23

a Catholic Mass. Preacher. Bishop. A

55:25

Cardinal's Cardinals. Cardinals. Cardinals. Cardinals. Cardinals.

55:28

Or Arizona Cardinals, correct? And then

55:30

we're looking for a baseball team.

55:32

Baseball team. Mass. It's got to

55:35

be like another bird that has

55:37

like a church name. No, it's

55:39

not. It's not a bird. It

55:42

quite literally means a religious leader.

55:44

Whoa. Oh, okay. God. Dady. The

55:46

Fort Lauderdale cult leaders. Big West

55:49

Coast, baseball on the West Coast.

55:51

West Coast. Padre's. Padre's. Padre's. Yes.

55:54

Forgive me, Padre, for I have

55:56

sinned. I struck that man out.

55:58

How about competing in a jacuzzi?

56:01

A competition that I would excel

56:03

at. Hmm. The Minneapolis cold sores?

56:05

Cold source! Jesus Christ! What? The

56:08

North Carolina HDVs. Hey Sandy, maybe

56:10

you won't be relaxing so much

56:12

of the jacuzzi next time when

56:15

you go about all the cold

56:17

source and HDVs in there. Put

56:19

a lot of chlorine in. The

56:22

fever? No. Relaxing now. Yeah, I

56:24

guess if you're staying in it.

56:26

too long. Oh, the Jets. The

56:29

Jets is once, New York Jets,

56:31

and then basketball. The San Francisco

56:33

Bubbles! Hold on. Please, welcome. You're

56:36

starting lineup for the San Francisco

56:38

Bubbles, and they're gone. Help, coach,

56:40

help, coach, help, coach. Please, pop,

56:43

pop, pop, pop, up. Oh, gosh.

56:45

Crunch, crunch, crunch. I'll gonna look

56:47

up professional sports teams for blowing

56:50

bubbles. See if they're going. Okay.

56:52

Can you tell us what sport?

56:55

It's basketball. Basketball. East Coast basketball.

56:57

The heat, Miami. Heat, of course.

56:59

Heat and jets, yeah. What about

57:02

a competition for who can pay

57:04

the check the fastest? Whoa, the

57:06

chargers. Oh, that's not what I

57:09

was thinking, but that's a good

57:11

one. San Diego chargers. Kansas City

57:13

first dates. Washington state father-in-in-laws. I

57:16

did a project for a for

57:18

some minor league baseball teams recently

57:20

and the names that they have

57:23

on the minor leagues baseball are

57:25

so good. Yeah, they're incredible. They're

57:27

incredible. They're incredible. There's my favorite

57:30

is the dash. I'm gonna see

57:32

it is from Winston Salem. The

57:34

Winston-Salem dash, and they're called the

57:37

dash because they have a dash

57:39

in their name. Winston-Salem. Oh, cute.

57:41

I also dash is speedy. There's

57:44

Spartan-Barre, the Spartan-Burgers. What's the one

57:46

that's the biscuit? Oh, Montgomery? It's

57:48

like, yeah, Montgomery Biscets, I think?

57:51

It's like a buttered biscuit is

57:53

the mascot and it's amazing. I

57:56

love that so much because they're

57:58

so, like, regional with those mascots.

58:00

Yes. And one of the things

58:03

that I thought was always a

58:05

bummer, I played Little League for

58:07

like two years, that was not

58:10

good. Or maybe I played longer

58:12

and I was not good, but

58:14

I remember like 25. You were

58:17

like, I was playing League of

58:19

League of Legends. league teams were

58:21

like the pirates and the you

58:24

know they were just like professional

58:26

baseball teams and I was like

58:28

we can't have fun here and

58:31

like come up with some like

58:33

freaky you know like biscuits and

58:35

stuff like that like that yeah

58:38

I was you could see where

58:40

my head was at but with

58:42

like baseball and how I didn't

58:45

do very well at it. Do

58:47

you know what the Albuquerque minor

58:49

league team is? No. I used

58:52

to know all of these. So

58:54

they're called the isotopes because there's

58:57

you know a lot of nuclear

58:59

science going on down in New

59:01

Mexico. But my question is, did

59:04

it come before or after the

59:06

Simpsons? Probably after, it's probably a

59:08

mighty duck situation. Interesting. Maybe. Yeah,

59:11

yeah. A mighty duck situation. What

59:13

are we doing right now? Sandy

59:15

for the other team that's trying

59:18

to pay the bill. I'm going

59:20

to say the Santa Fe Sweetie,

59:22

could you run that again? Declined.

59:25

Can you run it again? The

59:27

Dallas. Excuse me. Sorry Dallas. The

59:29

Toronto, this will all be one

59:32

bill and just bring it to

59:34

me. The Portland, can you split

59:36

the check six ways? The Indianapolis,

59:39

guys, why don't we all just

59:41

vino me? We're looking for a

59:43

word, we're looking for a word

59:46

that means check and another word

59:48

that means what you used to

59:50

pay. Buffalo bills. Buffalo bills. The

59:53

Bucks. Bills and Bills. I guess

59:55

refer to money. How about the

59:58

team that competes at working with

1:00:00

Grewton Drax? There's three here. This

1:00:02

would be Guardians? The Guardians? The

1:00:05

Guardians? The Guardians? Cleveland Guardians? And

1:00:07

the Galaxy? But there's one more.

1:00:09

Soccer? Yeah. Is it the Angels?

1:00:12

It is basketball? It is someone

1:00:14

specifically in that team of the

1:00:16

Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, the

1:00:19

Mantisis. The... That's a good name

1:00:21

though for a team. Just Chris

1:00:23

Pratt's. The Houston Rockets raccoons. That

1:00:26

is right, rocket raccoons. Wow! All

1:00:28

right, how about scaring Dorothy? This

1:00:30

is the one duo that is

1:00:33

from the same city. Is there

1:00:35

a flying movie team? Lines and

1:00:37

monkeys and bear, lions and tigers,

1:00:40

Detroit lions. Detroit lions, Detroit, Tigers.

1:00:42

How about impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger? The

1:00:44

governors? The Milwaukee Alby Box. Well,

1:00:47

there is a senator. I was

1:00:49

going to say, I thought that

1:00:51

that was something. Capital senators? Doing

1:00:54

the best parbarians? Is there a

1:00:56

parbarians? That would be a dope

1:00:59

name for a team. You're getting

1:01:01

closer. Okay, the San Diego Kindergarten

1:01:03

Cops. Yeah. Just work through it.

1:01:06

Jacksonville Jingle all the ways? Okay,

1:01:08

these are going to be Schwarzenegger

1:01:10

movies. Oh, twins. Twins. Twins. Okay.

1:01:13

And there's two more actually. One

1:01:15

is dead on, one is a

1:01:17

little bit of a generous. Okay.

1:01:20

Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. True Lies. Running

1:01:22

Man. That's a dance. One of

1:01:24

his big early movies. Terminator? Terminator?

1:01:28

Hockey team. Okay, I agree. I

1:01:30

guess I'm basically out on this

1:01:33

if it's not the Blackhawks. Well,

1:01:35

you can go about it from

1:01:38

one direction, two directions, either the

1:01:40

name of the movie or the

1:01:42

name of the team. The Nashville

1:01:45

Predators. And there's also the commanders.

1:01:47

He was in commando. Oh, yeah,

1:01:49

I guess that. Predators. That's not

1:01:52

a good name, right? Well I

1:01:54

know, their mascot is a, like

1:01:56

a saber-toothed tiger. Then that's the

1:01:59

groomers. Yeah. I mean there's a

1:02:01

lot of sports names, sports team

1:02:03

names that like are not good

1:02:06

for like a lot of reasons,

1:02:08

but like predators just seems like.

1:02:11

That's not good. I'm on their

1:02:13

website and they call themselves the

1:02:15

preds. And that doesn't seem like

1:02:18

an improvement. I've heard people call

1:02:20

them the preds and I'm like,

1:02:22

I guess that's better than saying

1:02:25

predator, but if we have to

1:02:27

shorten it, we all know what

1:02:29

it's short for. That's right. All

1:02:32

right, let's stick with movies. How

1:02:34

about impersonating boxers. Impersonating boxers? The

1:02:36

briefs? St. Louis Michael B. Jordan's.

1:02:39

Creed? The Creed? No. Boy, this

1:02:41

is really throwing me. The Rockies?

1:02:44

Is the Rockies? Rockies. Rockies. Rockies.

1:02:46

Yeah, Rockies is something. I've gotten

1:02:48

like three of these without knowing

1:02:51

what the fuck the team is.

1:02:53

There you go. Is it the

1:02:55

Denver Rockies? That makes

1:02:58

more sense. This is another big

1:03:00

boxing movie from early 80s. Oh,

1:03:02

the New York, did you fuck

1:03:04

my wife? Raging bowl. I mean,

1:03:06

the bulls, Chicago bulls, the bulls,

1:03:08

the raging Chicago bulls. Did you

1:03:11

fuck my wives? How about road

1:03:13

rallying on the US interstate system?

1:03:15

Road rallying? Yeah, I'm just trying

1:03:17

to think of what they would

1:03:19

do on there. But the interstate

1:03:22

is the key concept here. This

1:03:24

feels Indianapolis coded to me. Trucks,

1:03:26

cars, lanes. Highways. Oh, would it

1:03:28

be Chicago Sky because of the

1:03:30

Skyway? Wow, that's something. No, okay.

1:03:33

That was all I had. That

1:03:35

could be air travel. We'll save

1:03:37

that one for later. Something unique

1:03:39

about the interstate system, trucks, lanes.

1:03:41

Well, it's unique, but it's like

1:03:43

canonical. One is basketball, one's football,

1:03:46

I don't think that helps. Yes,

1:03:48

interstate is the key here. Interstate

1:03:50

commerce. I mean there's the tar

1:03:52

heels with that's college and roads

1:03:54

are made of tar. Think about

1:03:57

how you refer to these interstates.

1:03:59

Like by their name like you

1:04:01

call it the daily you call

1:04:03

I-74. That's right. That's right. So

1:04:05

I would say if this might

1:04:08

not help but for some of

1:04:10

the listeners it might think about

1:04:12

most of southern Pennsylvania into Ohio

1:04:14

and think about Maybe Louisiana and

1:04:16

Arkansas and Missouri. Yeah, I didn't

1:04:18

help me at all. I don't

1:04:21

know. I don't know what's going

1:04:23

on. Louisiana, Arkansas. It's just the

1:04:25

shakes. I just love my mom

1:04:27

and mom. Well, yes, you said

1:04:29

it. It's it's you refer to

1:04:32

them by how you some of

1:04:34

them have names, but they all

1:04:36

have names, but they all have

1:04:38

names. 76ers. 76ers. There you go.

1:04:40

Oh, 49ers? 49ers, yes. 76 goes

1:04:43

through Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and then into

1:04:45

Ohio, and then guess 49 goes

1:04:47

up Louisiana. Aaron, how many trombones

1:04:49

were there in the big parade?

1:04:51

76, sirs. 76, sirs. How about

1:04:53

a couple more? How about, this

1:04:56

will be a groaner. Okay. Making

1:04:58

beer. The brewers? Brewers. Brewers is

1:05:00

literally about making beer so good.

1:05:02

There's one, another team name that's

1:05:04

very close to it. And then

1:05:07

there's a little special treat I

1:05:09

have for you. The Bruins. The

1:05:11

Bruins. There you go. You got

1:05:13

it. And then it turns out

1:05:15

that in the Ultimate Frisbee League,

1:05:18

there is a team called the

1:05:20

Growlers. Okay. I haven't said anything

1:05:22

for the last 20 minutes. We're

1:05:24

actually going to mute me for

1:05:26

this whole day, I think. In

1:05:28

case we can mute me? Reenacting

1:05:31

the myth of Icarus. Sun? The

1:05:33

sun's? Phoenix suns? The wax. What

1:05:35

happens to those wings when they

1:05:37

catch on fire? The burns. The

1:05:39

burns. The... Heat? Your wings is

1:05:42

there. But you got to tell

1:05:44

me something more about them. Oh

1:05:46

my god Red Wings! Red Wings!

1:05:48

Red Wings! Red Wings! The Hot

1:05:50

Wings! And Aaron, did you say

1:05:52

Hot Wings? I know, I was

1:05:55

muted this whole game! I hate

1:05:57

this. I hate this. Now real

1:05:59

quick. You should not get a

1:06:01

soundboard of me if I don't

1:06:03

get a soundboard of you. Yes.

1:06:06

Or I think it was Aaron.

1:06:08

Did you just come up with

1:06:10

the best name for a Hot

1:06:12

Wings store, which is Icarus Hot

1:06:14

Wings. That's pretty good. I wasn't

1:06:17

muted. That is my idea and

1:06:19

I will be taking all the

1:06:21

money. I would like to invest.

1:06:23

All right, hey, speaking of ideas,

1:06:25

Sandy, you recently came up with

1:06:27

an idea and then implemented it

1:06:30

away. Would you like to tell

1:06:32

people about your... I won't say

1:06:34

new, but I'll say your game.

1:06:36

Your newest game, probably? Well, why

1:06:38

don't you say new? It's pretty

1:06:41

new. Yeah, I guess so. I

1:06:43

mean, I heard that days ago.

1:06:45

So yeah. Oh, I see. Things

1:06:47

move fast in the world of.

1:06:49

That didn't even be any more.

1:06:52

Right. No, it's pretty new. I

1:06:54

launched it about a month ago.

1:06:56

It's a new game. I, Daily

1:06:58

Word game that I made called

1:07:00

RADDLE, R-ID-D-L-E, which liked the name.

1:07:02

It's a transformation of the word

1:07:05

ladder, because it is a word-latter

1:07:07

type game. It's a word letter,

1:07:09

but instead of changing a letter

1:07:11

every step, you're changing the words

1:07:13

into new words using the clues

1:07:16

that I give you. Now, Sandy,

1:07:18

I played Rattle. Yep. And at

1:07:20

first I was very frustrated because

1:07:22

Rattle led me to believe that

1:07:24

it was about Rattle being rad.

1:07:27

So I entered myself for every

1:07:29

answer, and that was apparently incorrect.

1:07:31

But then once I started playing

1:07:33

it the correct way, it was

1:07:35

amazing. So thank you. Great job,

1:07:37

but I wish you would have

1:07:40

been more clear. It wasn't about

1:07:42

me. Yeah, is Rattle what you

1:07:44

tried to get everyone to call

1:07:46

you in middle school? Yeah, I

1:07:48

was like Rattle. I was like,

1:07:51

everyone's saying Rattle. Yeah, Sandy, I

1:07:53

played Rattle and I've played Rattle

1:07:55

and I've played for three days

1:07:57

in a row now. And I

1:07:59

technically I've played four games, so

1:08:01

I went back and played backwards

1:08:04

and played previous games. And they're

1:08:06

all, you're like writing each one

1:08:08

of. First, per se, someone on

1:08:10

the day that we're recording this

1:08:12

got 100% and they didn't use

1:08:15

any clues and they just got

1:08:17

all the answers right the very

1:08:19

first time. They'd be rattle. They

1:08:21

would be rattle, right? And it's

1:08:23

fair to say that we could

1:08:26

just say that that person, it's

1:08:28

actually, it says on the game,

1:08:30

it says that I'm so good,

1:08:32

I'm battle. But I get, I

1:08:34

think I'm also rattle, rattle, you're

1:08:36

rattler than atel. Yes! That's all

1:08:39

you wanted. So please do check

1:08:41

that out. Rattle. Quest, it is

1:08:43

very fun and you can get

1:08:45

notified when the new game comes

1:08:47

in every day. Yeah, that's right.

1:08:50

You can sign up for the

1:08:52

email list. And then I have

1:08:54

a newsletter still, signals.fun, and that's

1:08:56

most of what I'm doing these

1:08:58

days. Now Sandy, yeah, I don't

1:09:01

know if you know this, but

1:09:03

there is a professional origami team.

1:09:05

In the Midwest, Aaron, you told

1:09:07

me about this, and it's called

1:09:09

the, Aaron, just like a name

1:09:11

of a city and then like

1:09:14

a goodbye or something. Well, here's

1:09:16

what I'll give it to you.

1:09:18

Do you know what they, there

1:09:20

is a sports team in Sandy,

1:09:22

Utah. Did you know that? In

1:09:25

Aaron, they're called the Sandy, Utah.

1:09:27

But byes, or something. Just say

1:09:29

like a, like, what do you

1:09:31

say? I've been muted this whole

1:09:33

game at all. I cannot help

1:09:36

you today. Bye, Sandy! Bye! Wow,

1:09:38

always so good to see Sandy,

1:09:40

huh? Yeah. Amen. Although, speaking of

1:09:42

optometrists, it wouldn't be good to

1:09:44

see Sandy. You know what I'm

1:09:46

saying? Oh like Visionally. Visionally. Okay.

1:09:49

Yeah. Okay. So I guess it

1:09:51

wasn't very good to see him.

1:09:53

What are we got to plug?

1:09:55

Aaron, what is going out of

1:09:57

your life? Follow quality time. It

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is a show that I host

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1:10:04

variety show. For our March show

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1:10:08

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1:10:13

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1:10:15

and I'm so proud of the

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1:10:21

come hang out at all anything

1:10:24

to plug well very cool Aaron

1:10:26

when is quality times when is

1:10:28

that it is it's a different

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follow us and social media you'll

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catch one very cool I will

1:10:39

say just not to be You

1:10:41

know, I don't want to throw

1:10:43

a wrench in the gears, but

1:10:45

JPC and I have a show

1:10:48

called Kowalti Time, where we both

1:10:50

dress up like Kowalas, we eat

1:10:52

eucalyptus, and we have HDV. I

1:10:54

hate yours. I hate you guys.

1:10:56

And that's at the exact time

1:10:59

is Aaron's show, so I guess

1:11:01

you'll have to choose, but look

1:11:03

for posters soon. Aaron, not sure

1:11:05

if you want to amend your

1:11:07

plug, read like a review or

1:11:10

something? I want to plug finding

1:11:12

new friends. Oh, I love that

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1:11:16

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1:11:29

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1:11:31

honestly, yeah, that's pretty good, why

1:11:34

not? As long as you leave

1:11:36

the five... Don't forget, when you

1:11:38

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1:11:42

then one other thing that I

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Nobody said it was easy. I

1:12:30

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1:12:33

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during a time of need and

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was a wonderful record for about

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then I could not stand copulate.

1:12:44

I mean, they're not all bad.

1:12:46

I used to roll the eyes,

1:12:48

and I gave you the word.

1:12:50

Casey, cut that post credits. Don't,

1:12:52

do, do, do, do, do, do,

1:12:54

do, do. I used to roll

1:12:57

that eyes. Feel the fear in

1:12:59

my enemies. I listened in the

1:13:01

curl. favorite things that I almost

1:13:03

put on my list. Singing or

1:13:05

putting on a song and Are

1:13:08

that you don't

1:13:10

like it. Oh,

1:13:12

yeah, just because

1:13:14

Oh yeah. to hear

1:13:16

it you want to hear

1:13:19

it? I don't know what you're

1:13:21

talking about. Is the key? Why

1:13:23

are you saying creepy? Aaron, Aaron

1:13:25

truly knows all the words. Is

1:13:27

that a song called Colors, maybe?

1:13:29

But you are song

1:13:32

called of salt and pillars, is

1:13:34

there? Aaron, is there called Colors?

1:13:36

What's that song called? That's Viva

1:13:38

La Vida Vida, baby. I

1:13:40

I openly I I

1:13:43

still love that

1:13:45

song song. That's embarrassing

1:13:47

would know all the words

1:13:49

would know all

1:13:51

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