0:00

Here they come, here they

0:02

are, go, roll. Pointing? Pointing?

0:04

Pointing and smiling. We

0:07

got a smile. Waiting?

0:09

Pointing and smiling. We

0:11

got a smile. Oh,

0:14

wait, wait, wait. What,

0:16

wait? No. She's getting

0:18

rid of her gum.

0:21

No, she's eating her

0:23

gum. There's nowhere to

0:26

do it. Nope. No,

0:28

they're running. Are

0:30

they moving? No. They're

0:32

running. No, they're running. No,

0:35

not even what? No, not

0:37

even what? No, dance. Dance.

0:40

Damn. They didn't dance. We

0:42

lost the bet. I'm half

0:44

right. We said, we said, we

0:46

said, uh, Josh won't dance

0:48

and you would. Please change

0:51

that photo of me. I

0:53

hate that photo of passion.

0:55

Okay. Just horrible. Jake put it

0:57

up of you. Jake. Jake is

0:59

the one who put it up.

1:01

Jake's not gonna, he refuses to

1:03

take it down. I never like

1:05

that photo. Do you want a hat?

1:07

We can get your hat. No, it's

1:10

okay. Well, if it's a hat with

1:12

your local shirt. Do you have a, is

1:14

there a, a stuff hat? You know what

1:16

this is? We have a cowboy hat in

1:18

there. So these are, this is from

1:21

man-made. They make under pants. They

1:23

make under pants. Would you

1:25

would you wear men's

1:27

underpants? Actually I would. Because

1:29

I wear my husband's boxers.

1:32

Yeah. What size are you in

1:34

underpants? Well is it men's? Men's.

1:36

I would do a smaller extra

1:38

small. Here's a small pair

1:40

of underpants. Do you want

1:42

a pair of underpants, Josh?

1:45

Yeah, I want a pair of...

1:47

I don't wear underwear. I don't

1:49

wear underwear. Well, isn't that the

1:51

same thing? You don't want a

1:54

parent? Don't just throw it without

1:56

him looking. Okay. So, because... What's

1:58

all that annoying? It's... I bet

2:00

you'd wear these. Oh, he's

2:02

posting. He's posting. So this

2:05

is man-made underpants. Open them

2:07

up. Open them up. Okay.

2:10

You've got to feel these.

2:12

I bet you he'll like

2:14

them. These are, this is

2:17

a Canadian company and they

2:19

make underpants. Oh, they're soft.

2:21

Yes. And then, I bet

2:24

you see, Josh, I bet you'd

2:26

wear these. Oh. Okay. I'll take

2:28

a pair. Yeah, I might need

2:30

a large. That's what she said.

2:32

Well, here's an extra large. Thank

2:35

you. Yeah. Yeah. But they don't,

2:37

they don't, they don't, they

2:39

don't ride up and they

2:41

don't chase and they, they're

2:43

moisture wicking. Do you have

2:45

problems with moisture in your

2:48

pants? Only when

2:50

there's certain someone

2:52

around. How often am

2:55

I around? Not

2:57

often enough. Well

3:00

congratulations to you

3:02

on a new show

3:04

and is it congratulations?

3:06

Your show ended. No,

3:08

we're on pause. Oh, we know.

3:11

That's very hard. What do

3:13

you want? Oh, she wants

3:15

to say something. Hi. Hi. And

3:17

what did you leave here? Oh,

3:19

yeah. They should pull their mics

3:22

closer. Product placements.

3:24

You guys move your,

3:26

your, uh, mics closer.

3:28

Mikes closer. Aren't you

3:30

glad I asked for a hat,

3:32

then? Feel free. Howie, Mandel,

3:35

here. Yes, I'm in the commercial, I'm

3:37

on the podcast, yes I tour live, yes

3:39

I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere. I know

3:41

what you're saying, I can hear you. Howie,

3:43

how do you do it all? How do

3:46

you live such a hectic life? How can

3:48

I do something like that and get help?

3:50

You know how you get help? Feel

3:52

free classic. Take a half a bottle

3:54

a day, keeps me focused, keeps me

3:56

present. It just makes me feel good,

3:58

and what's in it. I'll tell you

4:01

what's in it the cavaroot

4:03

and leaf cratham and it's

4:05

totally caffeine free So

4:07

it's good for me good for

4:10

you because I get to

4:12

serve you with great entertainment

4:14

and information I like it.

4:16

I would imagine you will

4:18

like it too. I just do a half

4:20

a bottle a day. It's

4:22

not that much and now Back

4:25

to the podcast that's Andrea You

4:27

want to put something in? Your

4:29

hat and the underwear. I know, but

4:31

do you want it? You can mention

4:33

any products you want to sell. He's

4:35

probably got a listing he'd like to

4:38

plug. What is the most expensive listing

4:40

right now that you have? I saw you just posted

4:42

the Dubros house. Yeah, that's not the

4:44

most expensive. I have for $165 million,

4:47

I have the old Hilton estate in

4:49

Bel Air. Wow. Yeah, the Murdoch house

4:51

did it. 160 million dollars. 165.

4:53

165 was making an offer, so

4:55

but it didn't go. 165. What

4:57

is the, that's candy's wrapping, that's

5:00

where wrapping room started, right? That's

5:02

the other wrapping room started at

5:04

Candy's house. This is, this is,

5:06

no, this is like, probably the

5:08

most famous house in LA. It's

5:10

Conrad Hilton's old estate, it's eight

5:12

acres in Bel Air, and it's

5:14

just incredible. Is it you? Well,

5:16

show it. Well, let's show it to

5:19

everybody. What is it? It'll be, I'll

5:21

put the pictures up. Just type in

5:23

Josh Flag, Belagio, Conrad Hilton. That house

5:26

is called Casa and Cantata. You

5:28

can find a name. Casa in

5:30

Cantata. Doesn't your house have a

5:32

name? I think ours is just

5:34

Kasa Kanta. Kanta. Kasa Kanta.

5:36

Kanta. Kasa Kanta. Well, that's

5:38

all pictures of you. Oh,

5:41

there's the house. Yeah, there

5:43

are. Are there pictures from

5:45

the inside? Like the interior?

5:47

Yeah, right there. The second

5:49

photo at the top. Second

5:51

photo. There's the library? Wow.

5:54

There's a library. How long

5:56

has it been listed? Do

5:58

you expect at $165? Of

6:00

course it'll sell. Everything sells eventually. So

6:02

you're on pause and you, young lady,

6:04

are like exploding on your new

6:06

reality show with your whole family and

6:09

your daughters and and you talk

6:11

about on there all the stuff that

6:13

we talked about last time you were

6:15

here. Has the show enhanced the

6:17

amount of money coming in on only

6:20

fans for both of you? For

6:22

me especially. Yeah, for Josh. Are you

6:24

on only fans? Of course. Are

6:26

you really? That's always supplement my income.

6:28

Are you lying? Location, location, location.

6:30

Have you watched her and her daughter

6:33

on only fans? I jerked off

6:35

to her and her daughter on the

6:37

fans. No, you have not. I want

6:39

to say thank you for me.

6:41

She goes, you and your daughter, she

6:44

goes, thank you. A guy says

6:46

he jerked off to your daughter. That's

6:48

fucking weird. That's fucking weird. to

6:50

my daughter. Not to your daughter with

6:53

your daughter, but your daughter's on

6:55

only she is. And that is happening.

6:57

Yeah, I mean, I think thank

6:59

you. You know, I think about it.

7:01

Right. Thank you. Do you just

7:03

did it together? We could get the

7:06

prices up. I, that is like something

7:08

in no way. I can't fucking

7:10

do that. I haven't even seen her

7:12

page. But you can technically do

7:14

it together without doing anything sexual. It's

7:17

like. You know look when I

7:19

I didn't know what the hell it

7:21

was when she first told me

7:23

she was joining and I no I

7:25

really didn't I believe you where

7:27

what did she say she said mom

7:30

I'm gonna be on only fan and

7:32

I didn't know what the hell

7:34

it was but you were on it

7:36

already you thought it was like

7:38

a sports thing oh you joined after

7:41

yeah I didn't know what it

7:43

was and then I you know I've

7:45

been married so I guess maybe

7:47

when you're single you might know some

7:49

of this stuff Well, maybe married

7:51

people too might not be married. You

7:54

don't know. Once you're married, you don't

7:56

know about all the advances. No,

7:58

I didn't know. know what porn is.

8:00

I really truly didn't know. I

8:02

would say if I did. I didn't

8:05

know what it was and then

8:07

once I learned what it was I

8:09

did ask her to think twice

8:11

about joining it because I said to

8:13

her that people may have a

8:15

different perception of her and just make

8:18

sure this is something you really

8:20

want to do. And then she did

8:22

and then she got a lot of

8:24

backlash and then I posted something

8:26

about it. And I just made an

8:29

offhanded comment like well, maybe I

8:31

will you know, just whatever join and

8:33

and then I did and it's

8:35

Because you saw her check. No, I

8:37

actually didn't see her check. I

8:39

never saw her page. It was more

8:42

about like I know you'd love

8:44

for me to say something else, but

8:46

I won't. But it's true. No, but

8:48

it's I'm being true. Like I,

8:50

you know, after I did Starship Troopers

8:53

and then I did wild things,

8:55

people had a certain perception of me

8:57

after that movie. And they felt

8:59

like they could say whatever they want

9:01

to me. They thought I was

9:03

that character and stuff. Anyway, so that's

9:06

why I joined so that makes

9:08

sense at all didn't to me, but

9:10

but you know I doesn't to

9:12

a lot of people, but no, I

9:14

was just like You've said you think

9:17

it's like super super weird to

9:19

do anything with your daughter but I

9:21

think the perception is that all

9:23

has to be I do a reality

9:25

show with my daughter no but

9:27

I mean on only fans we don't

9:30

have to do something like you

9:32

literally do a Megan Markle type cooking

9:34

show if you wanted to on

9:36

only fans yeah no you could do

9:38

whatever you do anything you want on

9:41

only fans no but she has

9:43

her own weird flower show like she's

9:45

like the new Martha Stewart She's

9:47

like only fan? No, but I'm saying

9:49

you could do that on only

9:51

fans. She should be. I would subscribe

9:54

to that. She should be. I

9:56

actually would now. Would you jerk off

9:58

to Martha Stewart? Absolutely. On

10:01

Only Fans. She's so hot. That's

10:03

so good. Martha should be on

10:05

Only. She's so hot. She is

10:07

hot. What a comeback she made.

10:09

She did. I got a chance

10:11

to fly to Vegas with her

10:13

a couple weeks ago. Really? It

10:15

was just a... You shared the

10:17

plane just with her? Conair. who

10:19

I love. I love Sketchers and

10:21

I love, and they, I'm wearing

10:23

Sketchers right now, these are slippings.

10:25

And you guys are like best

10:27

things? That's an interesting three sum.

10:29

Me, Martha and Robert. Yeah. Yeah,

10:31

and it is, but they have,

10:33

they have a lot of people.

10:35

Snoop is now a spokesperson for

10:37

it. I think they're both brand

10:39

reps, right? Yeah, we're brand reps.

10:41

So we went to CES together.

10:44

But to sit and talk to

10:46

her and talk to her and

10:48

talk to her, and have you

10:50

met her, and have you met

10:52

her, have you met her. Yeah,

10:54

have you met her. Yeah. Yeah.

10:56

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, to sit

10:58

at, do you know her? No,

11:00

I want to know her. She

11:02

is the most... inspirational,

11:04

wonderful, not only, number one, being

11:07

a woman, number two, being the

11:09

age that she is and the

11:11

energy that she has and the

11:13

boss that she is. Did you

11:15

watch it? You should watch, and

11:17

I have no reason she didn't

11:19

ask me to, but you've got

11:21

to watch her documentary. Documentary. It's

11:23

great. It's amazing. And I was

11:26

so proud of this guy on

11:28

my, I remember she's like, I

11:30

just made out with this guy

11:32

at a church, like on her.

11:34

On her honey mood? Yes. Like

11:36

as if that's normal? Yeah. What's

11:38

he so pissed at? Her husband

11:40

here. Yeah. But she makes her

11:42

own rules and gone out. I

11:45

think she's the first female billionaire.

11:47

She is. Yes. CEO of a

11:49

company and it's just it. It

11:51

was just great as being a

11:53

girl dad. It made me very

11:55

proud. I told you guys to

11:57

watch it. It's very inspirational. If

11:59

you haven't seen it. I haven't

12:01

seen it yet. I should watch

12:04

it. And that's why you joined

12:06

Only Face. Exactly! Or have another

12:08

reality show. Was Charlie as supportive

12:10

as you are? You and your

12:12

daughter both being on only fans?

12:14

You know, we actually have not

12:16

had that conversation. Was he really

12:18

wanted to talk? That's true. That's

12:21

what Sammy actually said. Right? Yeah.

12:23

Oh, so that he wasn't supportive.

12:25

No, no, no. I don't know.

12:27

I mean, he and I haven't

12:29

had that conversation, but going to

12:31

what he just said. People have

12:33

asked Sammy, I think, if her

12:35

dad's supportive and I think she

12:37

has said this, she doesn't have

12:40

a filter either. And she, exactly.

12:42

No, I mean, it is what

12:44

it is. I mean, look at

12:46

her parents. I'm sorry. Like, God

12:48

bless my kids. Are you, are

12:50

you not concerned about opening yourself

12:52

up like you, no pun intended?

12:54

Like. to the world of reality

12:56

because you talked about and i

12:59

saw that in one of the

13:01

episodes where your daughter was talking

13:03

about how hurtful and uh... sensitive

13:05

she was when she started reading

13:07

comments at the beginning and uh...

13:09

it's not like you or her

13:11

or any of you guys are

13:13

shying away from that public eye

13:16

which i'm the oldest guy in

13:18

the room and uh... it's not

13:20

easy it's not healthy Right. It's

13:22

a it's a big decision when

13:24

you decide to do a reality

13:26

show and when we decided to

13:28

do ours Alex Baskin approached me

13:30

after Housewives and asked if I

13:32

wanted to do a family reality

13:35

show and You know is on

13:37

my house for a couple days

13:39

ago. Is he in relation to

13:41

the Baskin and Robbins? Yes. I

13:43

didn't do you know I did

13:45

not know that for the longest

13:47

time. I had no idea. Richard

13:49

Baskin. Is that his brother? No,

13:51

his brother is Brad Baskin. But

13:54

Rich, do you know who? It

13:56

might be an offer. No, it's

13:58

Bloomberg. No, I told Alex, I

14:00

said, I'm thinking. Are you being

14:02

serious? I sort of. Good. Which

14:04

Bloomberg? The Bloomberg? That's him calling

14:06

you. No, his fucking outlet. Oh.

14:08

He didn't pay the cable. But

14:11

what I was saying, Baskin, I

14:13

think it's Richard Baskin, directed me

14:15

in a music video. He used

14:17

to go out with Barbara Streisand.

14:19

Right. That's his uncle, I believe.

14:21

Who is his uncle? I used

14:23

to work for Baskin Robbins and

14:25

Hoggandas when I was a teenager.

14:27

It was one of my first

14:30

jobs, my sister and I. That's

14:32

two jobs. How can you work

14:34

for Hoggandas and Baskin Robbins? We

14:36

did, we had two jobs and

14:38

we would go back and forth

14:40

between the two. I'm not joking.

14:42

Double scooping. And when I just,

14:44

I recently learned that he was

14:46

part of the Baskin family, which

14:49

I can't believe it. It took

14:51

my husband to tell me. I

14:53

said, I had no idea. I

14:55

was actually, I called my sister.

14:57

I said, you'll never believe my

14:59

boss and now partner is with

15:01

the Baskin Robbins family that we

15:03

used to work for. It's so

15:06

nostalgic for us growing up. And

15:08

who knows? Maybe you'll do a

15:10

film with the Hagenos people. You

15:12

could do that. I'm sure. You

15:14

could not compete clause there. How

15:16

can you work for Baskin Robbins

15:18

and Hoggendos? It was a long

15:20

time. You are the opposite of

15:22

lactos and lactose and lactose intolerant.

15:25

Yeah, I was. Was you are

15:27

a lactose intolerant now? No, I

15:29

did for a long time, but

15:31

then for some reason I now

15:33

can have dairy. But yeah, no,

15:35

I worked for both companies. That's

15:37

fantastic. Is that a breaking piece

15:39

of news? No, it's not. It's

15:41

a worry. It's not. Was your

15:44

whole family on board with doing

15:46

this reality show or were there

15:48

any of that words? Lola was

15:50

hesitant. Sammy was excited about it.

15:52

Because she always would say we

15:54

need cameras. You know she was

15:56

not so sure and then I

15:58

told her you know just think

16:01

about You know I would never

16:03

obviously push her into doing anything

16:05

and she thought it would be

16:07

a good thing for her to

16:09

do She's very open and honest

16:11

about her faith and she thought

16:13

it would be a great way

16:15

to talk about that. So then

16:17

she was on board with it.

16:20

Do you know the other kids

16:22

of celebrities that are doing this?

16:24

Are you you know Alabama Barker?

16:27

I've not heard a show. No, isn't

16:29

she an only fans also? Oh, you're

16:31

the only fans again. It's not like

16:33

a small little world. It's not like

16:35

the only fans. No, she can't be

16:37

only fans. Is she old enough? Maybe

16:39

she is. Is she only fans, guys?

16:41

No. Josh, whatever. What are you, are

16:43

you now selling houses? Are you like,

16:45

are you bored with this conversation with

16:48

Caruso? He's busy. You know, you know

16:50

him. He's always busy. Rick Caruso, I

16:52

love. Say you're with Howie and he

16:54

says he loves you. What do you

16:56

think I just did? I just asked

16:58

if he wants to come on. Tell

17:00

him I love him too. Because remember

17:02

I'm your celebrity booker? I love him.

17:04

Yes, you've got me more celebrity bookings

17:07

than any one person. You really have,

17:09

Josh. In fact, you brought us Denise.

17:11

This is the second time. When can

17:13

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17:15

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17:44

underpants. Got it. Okay, I'm not doing

17:46

underpants and feel free. And I'm helping

17:49

you wearing the hat and. I'm telling

17:51

you, you'll give those to your husband,

17:53

take a pair to your husband. That's

17:55

all I wear. It's the most comfortable.

17:57

It doesn't feel like you're wearing underwear.

17:59

You walk around. feeling like Josh flag.

18:01

But it stops your flag from

18:04

waving. It supports your flag.

18:06

I love that you guys. And the

18:08

flag pole. Right? Sometimes it's

18:10

really inappropriate. What is

18:12

our show together? We had on Bonnie

18:15

Blue. Do you know Bonnie Blue? You

18:17

don't know Bonnie Blue? I

18:19

don't. Can I take all

18:21

of them? No! No! No!

18:23

No! You're making me feel

18:25

like I'm super appropriate with

18:27

my daughter. You are. Well

18:30

not only, no, Bonnie Blue.

18:32

She wanted to do you

18:34

both and I said no. Bonnie

18:36

Blue, I'll tell you get

18:38

out and I'll talk. Bonnie Blue

18:41

is a young girl younger than

18:43

both of you who... Did one record

18:45

one thousand and fifty seven men

18:48

in one day she has sex

18:50

with? Mm-hmm. So she's here to do

18:52

more she got book cockeyed No, did

18:54

she what is book hockeyed? What

18:56

is book hockeyed? I think Josh

18:58

you need to tell my daughter about

19:00

book cock. You never been good cocky.

19:02

I don't even know what you can't

19:04

say. You can't say it. Can you tell

19:07

me what it is? Oh, it's a budget

19:09

dude sit over around you and jiz all

19:11

over you and jizz all over you

19:13

What do you do in your

19:15

spare time, Josh, is your business?

19:18

Keep it to yourself. Okay, you

19:20

asked. Okay. This was

19:23

actual penetration. They do it in

19:25

person? Oh, no, in person. Oh. What

19:27

do you mean? How's it

19:29

got to hologram? Yeah, I

19:31

did find out. I don't know

19:34

the product guys here. I don't

19:36

want to bring that name into what

19:38

you just talked about. Eiffel Tower, I've

19:40

done that. That's fun. You have done

19:43

that. I found out what that was

19:45

on our podcast. I forget. I don't

19:47

know what that is either. Tell us.

19:50

Why don't we pull up a... No,

19:52

Josh, explain it. You and my daughter

19:54

explain it. You and my daughter explain

19:56

it. Stand up. You look like the

19:58

Eiffel Tower. You know, the guys there. three

20:00

people so it could be so it's

20:02

a person or three three people there

20:04

she's not good with well I thought

20:07

it was three people and then the

20:09

other person there is one guy standing

20:12

up the other guy standing on the

20:14

other three and then the girl in

20:16

the middle bent over exactly that's what

20:19

I'm wondering blowing one and getting By

20:21

the way, I know. By the way,

20:23

look, there's a picture there. Oh, yeah,

20:26

because Sabrina Carpenter just did it for

20:28

her Juno post. Yeah. Just I found

20:30

out what that was on this podcast.

20:33

By the way, this is a good

20:35

idea for that thing. Your hologram is

20:37

a good idea for what? Do you

20:40

have porn shit with that? Oh, that

20:42

is a good idea. You that's

20:44

what you guys do. The owner of

20:46

a brother is right here. This is

20:49

David. He created it. Yeah, thank you.

20:51

This is a very unique. We can't

20:53

hear you. Can't hear you. Can't hear

20:56

you. Can't hear you? No. Stop it.

20:58

Actually it isn't. Go ahead. I've thought

21:00

about that. Yeah, we've thought about using

21:03

that in our, using our, our technology,

21:05

but it just, I know, it would

21:07

be beneath you. It just needs the

21:10

right person. The right person. Okay, can

21:12

I have an idea? So you know

21:14

how people give money to certain only

21:17

fans, women or men or whatever, and

21:19

they'll give a certain amount to actually

21:21

meet them in person or do stuff

21:24

for them? What if it wasn't like

21:26

in person, but they get to do

21:28

a hologram and experience them. as

21:30

a hologram for a certain amount of

21:33

money. Why are you thinking about that?

21:35

I'm not, nobody's asking. Or instead of

21:37

selling those, selling the dolls, you sell

21:40

the hologram. Yeah, we can, let's, after

21:42

the episode, let's talk about this. Okay.

21:44

Isn't it weird that you're talking about

21:47

porn in Van Nuys? How ironic. I

21:49

don't know if you know this is

21:51

where porn comes from. I do, but

21:54

maybe your listeners don't. But that's what

21:56

I'm informing. This is the porn capital

21:58

of the world. Yes, you're sitting in

22:01

the porn capital of the world. Me

22:03

and my daughter are in the porn

22:05

capital of world doing our our show.

22:08

What was I going to ask you?

22:10

How do you in doing a

22:12

both of you come from reality? Do

22:14

you find that these doesn't really come

22:17

from reality? But I've done a lot

22:19

of reality. It's okay. Some people come

22:21

during reality. Yeah, okay. But these people

22:24

doing reality shows now, I feel like

22:26

sometimes they don't realize how things are

22:28

going to be perceived and then you

22:31

get a huge backlash. And this week

22:33

in particular, Alec Baldwin, did you see

22:35

that clip of him and his wife?

22:38

You know they're doing a reality show

22:40

too. put on your headset so you

22:42

can hear this and tell me how

22:45

you will react how this is they

22:47

were doing press for there do you

22:49

know about her his wife you don't

22:52

know about hilarious do you know about

22:54

his wife is she hilarious to me

22:56

she is because she is because

22:58

she is a i think a Jewish

23:01

girl from Boston who pretended to be

23:03

Spanish for years oh nice but isn't

23:05

she Spanish I don't know I don't

23:08

know. We'll listen to her talk now.

23:10

This is her talking actor on the

23:12

record. You're a winner. Oh my god,

23:15

when I'm talking, you're not talking. No,

23:17

when I'm talking, you're not talking. This

23:19

is why yes, we'll have to like

23:22

just cut him out of the show.

23:24

There is. This. You're a winner. Oh

23:26

my god, when I'm talking, you're not

23:29

talking. How old is this planet Hollywood?

23:31

What is that clip from? This. Yesterday.

23:33

Plan of Hollywood is that restaurant's a

23:36

little around? I think it's in New

23:38

York. They read does anybody know

23:40

back there? I think in New York

23:42

They're just reopened like this week. It

23:45

failed the first time. Maybe it won't

23:47

this time Why are you focused on

23:49

the business? Sorry. I need to vote

23:52

on hell area All I can say

23:54

is that was probably a conversation in

23:56

the car on the way home. Okay,

23:59

you would think so, right? So they

24:01

took it, there was a lot of

24:03

backlash about that. Poor, uh... Poor Alec

24:06

Baldwin, and then they took it to

24:08

bed. He handled it well. Did he

24:10

handle it that well? He shut up.

24:13

He was told to shut up, he

24:15

shut up. I think he knew, I

24:17

better be quiet before this escalates. Okay,

24:20

so that night in bed. Show

24:22

them that night in bed. This is

24:24

on Tikt. Say this great. You're a

24:26

winner. Oh my God, when I'm talking,

24:29

you're not talking. No, when I'm talking,

24:31

you're not talking. This is why, yes.

24:33

We'll have to like just cut him

24:36

out of the show. And that is

24:38

called, what's the word of the day?

24:40

Man-trupting. Man-trupting, which could be a positive.

24:43

It could be a negative, or it

24:45

could be a marriage. But you know,

24:47

the whole point is, because our children

24:50

are about to come in, the whole

24:52

point is. Okay, we've seen it, she

24:54

is. I don't know her at all.

24:57

I don't like their bed frame, it's

24:59

really ugly. Really? That's what I was

25:01

focused on. I'm telling you, there was

25:04

a conversation in that car on the

25:06

way home. And then they did

25:08

that. But he still looks like he's

25:10

being, you think he's being held captive.

25:13

No, I mean, like, like we've all

25:15

had that shit where we've all had

25:17

that shit where I would love to

25:20

do something where I would love to

25:22

do something where I People could see,

25:24

we've all been there, the car on

25:27

the way to the red carpet, or

25:29

on the way home. Right? And it's

25:31

like my ex as well. And then

25:34

you have to fucking get out on

25:36

the red carpet and pretend like everything's

25:38

fine. And it's not. And then you

25:41

know, you get back in the car.

25:43

It resumes. If people could hear and

25:45

see what really goes on in the

25:48

cars on the way to a

25:50

red carpet. and the Way Home I

25:52

think would be fascinating. But obviously I

25:54

did watch a few of their episodes

25:57

of their show in... You could tell

25:59

there is a good connection. I feel

26:01

with the two of them and you're

26:04

getting a good vibe When when I've

26:06

watched the show this I this is

26:08

the first time I've seen that so

26:11

that's not a show this is not

26:13

the show This is reality. You're watching

26:15

a show that has been edited. You

26:18

know what I see in his face?

26:20

He has control over the editing No,

26:22

no, but you know what he has

26:25

control over where how he lives his

26:27

life? And you know what I get

26:29

from his face in both? So much

26:32

easier. Oh my God, I cannot believe

26:34

you just is that wrong. Howie,

26:36

this is why you have your show.

26:38

So it's wonderful. But I will say

26:41

I do like there. I I I

26:43

think they do have a great connection

26:45

with each other. I have seen a

26:48

few episodes of their show. I didn't

26:50

see that, but look, we've all been

26:52

there. I love how non-judgmental you are.

26:55

You're not out of your mind. I

26:57

know that... When you have a connection

26:59

with somebody, they should know your first...

27:02

I agree. For the first seven years

27:04

of their relationship, he didn't know her

27:06

first language. Well,

27:09

I didn't know that part. They

27:12

didn't specify that on a show.

27:14

No, they didn't. No, they didn't.

27:16

But I didn't read up on

27:18

them. I just saw that. She

27:21

was on every show. She yelled

27:23

at me once. Did she really

27:25

yelled at you? Yes. She yelled

27:27

at me in a Spanish accent.

27:30

I went to a Nick. Thank

27:32

you. Probably. I don't know the

27:34

story. I won't even bring it

27:36

up. No, bring it up. No,

27:39

you do it. Or maybe you

27:41

don't. Maybe he doesn't want to.

27:43

You don't talk. And we want

27:45

you to talk. You need to

27:47

talk. You're in a new relationship.

27:50

No, say it. I want to

27:52

hear it. Can you please say

27:54

it? Nine months. I've been married

27:56

for 45 years. How's that working

27:59

out? What's your anniversary day? Now,

28:01

March 16th. I hear that. Recently.

28:03

I just found that out. Yeah.

28:05

I don't know. What did you

28:08

guys do? Nothing. He was working.

28:10

I was working. Why didn't you

28:12

remind him? I didn't know either.

28:14

You don't know either. You don't

28:16

know. Does your wife come out or

28:19

she more? She doesn't like being

28:21

here. She doesn't like being with

28:23

me. That's what makes it work.

28:25

What does she do for fun? She's

28:28

for fun? Yeah. Stay away from me.

28:30

She really likes the zoo. She likes

28:32

the zoo? She likes the zoo. She

28:34

likes the zoo. She likes the zoo

28:36

looking at monkeys. That's what she does,

28:38

alone. That's your mother. She loves the

28:40

zoo. She loves the zoo. She likes

28:43

the zoo. She joined the board of

28:45

like the LA County Zoo. How do

28:47

you not know your parents anniversary? Are

28:50

you supposed to know that? Yeah. He

28:52

doesn't know it. Yeah, why did she?

28:54

I don't know. I know her birthday.

28:56

I know her birthday. Can I go

28:59

to the zoo with your wife? Yeah,

29:01

that's good. She'll take you to the

29:03

zoo. She'll go look for any reason

29:06

to go to the zoo. She's always

29:08

asking the grandchildren to go to the

29:10

zoo and they go, no, we don't

29:12

feel like it. And she goes alone.

29:14

And she goes, no, we don't feel

29:17

like it. And she goes alone. And

29:19

she goes, no, no. No, no. I

29:21

don't know. I know. I told you

29:23

about the elephant. No, you didn't.

29:25

I did. Well, you've got an

29:27

elephant. You love animals, too.

29:29

You're an animal lover. You brought the

29:32

elephant to the house. To the house.

29:34

And it fucked up the house bad.

29:36

Well, I can only imagine. No, you

29:39

can't. And the thing. You were there.

29:41

What did the elephant do? but

29:43

it stood and it's the elephants are

29:45

heavy it was a full grown elephant

29:48

do we have the pictures of my

29:50

elephant but how he meant elephant it

29:52

also ripped out with its trunk it

29:54

picked up the whole to all our trees

29:56

and took up the palm trees and then

29:58

it it's sung it the guy hosted off

30:00

because it was a hot day and

30:03

it sunk into the lawn and broke

30:05

all our sprinklers the sprinklers the sprinklers

30:07

system and then we I didn't hire

30:10

anybody to pick up the shit and

30:12

there was about 30 pounds of shit

30:14

like these giant piles of shit bigger

30:16

than this table I want to see

30:19

in the backyard we have a Yorkie

30:21

and the guy came the groomer came

30:23

to clip the Yorkie and go what

30:26

the fuck happened like there's a Yorkie

30:28

with 38 pounds that out of it.

30:30

But it didn't didn't know it didn't

30:32

know it didn't have picture do they

30:35

are they finding it Howie Mandel elephant

30:37

I think it's on online I well

30:39

that sounds like what we're talking about

30:42

that party part it wasn't it was

30:44

just my wife wait you just got

30:46

her and I thought this was like

30:48

a petting zoo no was it for

30:51

a birthday like a birthday I couldn't

30:53

think of anything and you got brought

30:55

an elephant shit on your own I

30:57

rented this is the problem rent an

31:00

elephant Well, I rent it, like they

31:02

do, and this is me on Conan,

31:04

but you can show that. Go to

31:07

the clip of me showing the clip.

31:09

Go, there it is. That's it outside

31:11

the room. Take it from the inside.

31:13

Yeah, we have an infestation, apparently. Look,

31:16

I've heard of it. This is a

31:18

real photo. Yeah, it's outside, because we're

31:20

on. You look young, Maryland. I was.

31:23

Are you saying I look old now?

31:25

I am old now. I am older.

31:27

But, but, but, uh, charge for an

31:29

elephant these days. So they get it.

31:32

It was thousands. But it was like

31:34

you go, I found out like if

31:36

you want an elephant in a movie,

31:39

so I rented it, but I didn't

31:41

know that, and I didn't, and I'm

31:43

not a good planner. So I didn't,

31:45

and I'm not a good planner. Why?

31:48

I'll tell you why. No, you can't

31:50

even go to a zoo without PETA

31:52

getting mad at you. Are you? Are

31:55

you mad at you? Are you on

31:57

their show list? I'm sure I will

31:59

be. I'll tell you what happened. No,

32:01

but you rescue animals. I know, but

32:04

then it's so that so I rented

32:06

that. You did not. that it that

32:08

no but I rented it thinking my

32:11

wife would like we brought an elephant

32:13

she could put an elephant but they

32:15

brought a whole elephant in the backyards

32:17

one guy one guy and then you

32:20

can't have an elephant for an hour

32:22

it's got it because I can't load

32:24

it back into a thing for the

32:27

day more than a day so it's

32:29

like in a and it's just in

32:31

there nobody's in our backyard there's no

32:33

food my wife's going what the fuck

32:36

are you doing how long is this

32:38

elephant night till it took out all

32:40

our trees and and shit everywhere and

32:43

ruined the lawn there was thirty thousand

32:45

dollars worth i know i paid the

32:47

guy for the sprinkler system so you

32:49

really like thirty three thousand dollars for

32:52

this elephant prime more no it's more

32:54

than three thousand dollars for an elephant

32:56

trying to guess an elephant price i

32:59

don't remember this is years years ago

33:01

my wife that's why I did anyway

33:03

that's why I did anyway did he

33:05

like it like it No! No, I

33:08

mean, she liked the elephant. She didn't

33:10

like me. She was happy with the

33:12

elephant. I said it wasn't fair. For

33:15

like 30 minutes, she was happy with

33:17

her. An hour. An hour. That's her.

33:19

She took a picture on the inside.

33:21

It's still here. We woke up the

33:24

next morning. The elephant is still there.

33:26

The other reason I got in trouble

33:28

for PETA with PETA was I thought

33:31

it would be funny. We were shooting

33:33

AGT in New York. And it was

33:35

the end, it was last, for a

33:37

wrap gift. I went to a pet

33:40

store and I said to a guy,

33:42

he had all these birds, I went

33:44

to a bird store, budgies and little,

33:47

little things, and I said, can I

33:49

rent five budgies for an hour? I'm

33:51

always about renting animals. Yeah. I don't

33:53

want to, because I don't think I'm

33:56

great with animals. Oh, I love animals.

33:58

I just say that because my daughter's

34:00

here. Yeah, no, but I but you

34:03

know what Charlie would tell me what?

34:05

Speaking of a fucking animal. Wait, this

34:07

could be a breaking. This is going

34:09

to break the letters. What did Charlie

34:12

she say? Our tables fall. Our table.

34:14

Is this place is glued together? I'm

34:16

held up by your chair. Go ahead.

34:19

He paid for them to leave. That's

34:21

why I say that all. So in

34:23

his mind, I'll tell you why. I'll

34:25

tell you why he's saying that. That's

34:28

just psychology. That's fine. Because no, he

34:30

paid for a blow job, he paid

34:32

for sex. That's what he paid for.

34:34

What are you doing? Can we get

34:37

Carol? Carol? We need some help here.

34:39

You know, I'll just put my hand

34:41

like my arm here. Oh, is your

34:44

assistant here? You've never met Carol? I

34:46

did meet Carol, but I didn't see

34:48

Carol. Carol, but I didn't see Carol.

34:50

Carol, I didn't see Carol. Carol, come

34:53

in. Can we get Carol to come

34:55

fix this? Carol? No. You want Carol?

34:57

I want to see as assistant. Get

35:00

Carol. You want to see Carol. Trust

35:02

me. Come on in Carol. You remember

35:04

Denise Carroll? You know Denise? Yeah, hi.

35:06

Yeah, we've met. Denise met her like

35:09

30 years ago on Glenn Larson show

35:11

in Hawaii. Okay. Can you say you

35:13

drove over the airport? We're going to

35:16

continue talking but go fix that at

35:18

the meantime. For some reason the table

35:20

now is off the floor. It is

35:22

off the floor. Go in Carol. Go

35:25

in Carol. So anyway Charlie said Charlie

35:27

said Charlie said he said on that

35:29

You want to place it? No, no

35:32

Where is it Carol? I want that

35:34

item. Do you need that item? We

35:36

don't need it right now. I love

35:38

it. It's a, that is a, we

35:41

don't need it right now. We do.

35:43

Oh, we need it right now. Oh,

35:45

we need it right now. Sunny has

35:48

a deal with. Sunny has a deal

35:50

with. Sunny, talk about the clock. Well,

35:52

Carol's taking Carol's taking Carol. It's amazing.

35:54

Look at how it. Oh, 1136. It

35:57

also can, like, tilt, it almost fall

35:59

and not break and not break. Yeah.

36:01

Yeah. Put it back on the table.

36:04

Oh, maybe we'll just put it flat

36:06

on the table. Put it. No, it's

36:08

got to, you want it on camera.

36:10

If you move the table. What do

36:13

you need, Sonny? At the sunny. I

36:15

love, did you just snort to? Yeah,

36:17

I love that. Okay, yeah, that's good.

36:20

Should we go to a commercial or?

36:22

No. Howie Mandel here, ever feel like

36:24

your sinuses are playing hide and seek?

36:26

Or maybe you just need a little

36:29

pick me up that doesn't involve, you

36:31

know, caffeine. Well, have I got a

36:33

treat for you? It's called Zinga and

36:36

it's about to blow your mind. Or

36:38

should I say your sinuses? Zinga is

36:40

a double nasal inhaler because one nostril

36:42

at a time? Come on, that's the

36:45

last year with refreshing sense like mint-based

36:47

fruit-based fruit energy and 100-pack of your...

36:49

choice. What are you doing, heck? What

36:52

is she doing? We don't know. Oh,

36:54

I just put the right time in.

36:56

Oh, it changed the time. Thanks, Carol.

36:58

Not only did she fix the, she

37:01

fixed the clock. She put the right

37:03

time and thank you. Thanks Carol. Thank

37:05

you. That was good. That was good.

37:08

That was good. Thank you and everybody

37:10

Clyde will thank you and Sunny in

37:12

the black pack. Thank you. Not so

37:14

many. Now they're just going to have

37:17

to sit like this for another two

37:19

hours. It's a integration. It's a sunny.

37:21

It's a black back integration. Are you?

37:24

So now you've got it. I'll put

37:26

my hand under there and it'll prop

37:28

the table like this the whole time.

37:30

This is natural. is what we're probably.

37:33

She told us what came in while

37:35

you were doing that. Ha-ha! Ha-ha! From

37:37

YouTube. We just got a plaque. 100,000.

37:40

Oh, congratulations. Thank you. That's exciting. It

37:42

is. I love the packaging, too. It

37:44

makes it, it's always, I don't know

37:46

if you could tell, but surprise. Okay.

37:49

So what did you think about Carol?

37:51

I loved Carol. It's great. And she's

37:53

so. Like there for you, right? I

37:56

like that, but we were talking about

37:58

Charlie and Hookers. Yeah, so He pays,

38:00

this is my thing. No. You were

38:02

talking about birds and getting in trouble

38:05

with PETA. No. And then Charlie and

38:07

Hookers. No, you're not at the birds.

38:09

Let me go. I don't think he's

38:11

going to care that I say this.

38:14

Okay. Because he has voiced it before.

38:16

But I don't think he's, I think

38:18

he's lying to himself. Here's the thing.

38:21

If you think all these like hot

38:23

women are coming in fucking you for

38:25

free, that's better and doing whatever you

38:27

ask for free, that's better for your

38:30

mind, and I just pay for them

38:32

to go home. Yeah, he said it

38:34

was a headache and a half and

38:37

he would have done leaves. No, I

38:39

get it. But he's actually paying to

38:41

get a blow job or funny. Yeah,

38:43

but we'll have him come on here

38:46

and he can explain every phone ever.

38:48

Phone him. Put him, put him on

38:50

the on the on speaker. He will

38:53

kill me if I do that. Just

38:55

don't what's going to happen. You're gonna

38:57

get I know it's not like he's

38:59

gonna fire me No, but I know

39:02

him very well. He tell him tell

39:04

him. Tell him. Tell him. It's how

39:06

he Mandel. Yeah I'm on my phone

39:09

with me. Right. Well. I'm sure he

39:11

does. Yeah. Yeah. Celebrity book are over

39:13

here. Go ahead dial. Make her down

39:15

Charlie. Ricks ready to talk in about

39:18

four minutes Oh, I don't know that

39:20

Rick wants to be part, like, attached

39:22

to this conversation. I want Rick to

39:25

run for president. Right, you'll tell him?

39:27

No, no, no, but I don't want

39:29

him to be connected with Charlie... Charlie

39:31

Spokers. We'll do a pause. No, there's

39:34

no pause. This is one, this is

39:36

one episode. Oh, well, maybe we'll have

39:38

to record that later. Go get her

39:41

phone. Do you have an assistant here?

39:43

Do you have an assistant here? He

39:45

won't fucking go on the phone. He

39:47

will. He will. Will you tell him

39:50

it's how he mandated? You tell him

39:52

it's how he's been. How he's fucking

39:54

Mandel, man. Charlie Sheen's about to get

39:57

on the phone. We're gonna talk about

39:59

his pay scale for hookers. What you,

40:01

she is such a huge Charlie fan,

40:03

her and her husband flew across the

40:06

whole continent to go see him in

40:08

concert. Charlie Shane? Yes. I didn't even

40:10

know he... In Atlantic City. What do

40:13

you mean in concert? He's not a

40:15

musician. He had a show. He did

40:17

the Tiger Blood Tour. Oh did he?

40:19

Yes. Yes. And we got merged. That

40:22

was one of our first dates. Nice.

40:24

And look, they've been married now for

40:26

how long have you been married? I

40:29

think you were divorced. You don't

40:31

know your anniversary. She's not divorced.

40:33

Not divorced. Oh, why didn't I

40:35

think you were divorced? Eleven years?

40:38

Eleven years. She's been married for

40:40

11 years. When's your anniversary? July

40:42

20th. Wow. You know, uh-oh. Did

40:44

she just leave? Well, now I

40:46

got Rick waiting on the line.

40:48

Yeah, I don't know. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Is

40:50

he on the phone? Is he

40:52

on the phone? No, he's not

40:54

on the phone. Okay, but... Charlie,

40:56

she... I was just telling... Why

40:59

am I here? We can finish

41:01

soon. I'm kidding. We can finish

41:03

him. I love you by the

41:05

way. Dialam, and if he doesn't

41:07

want to do it, he doesn't

41:09

want to do it. But she

41:11

flew across the country with her

41:13

first date with her husband, who

41:15

she's been married to for 11

41:17

years, was Charlie Charlie in concert.

41:20

Why are you laughing? He did

41:22

it to her? I did. You

41:24

know who opened for him? Jeff

41:26

Ross, helping for him. And how

41:28

was that? She loved it. She

41:30

loved it. You did? It's because

41:32

of that, we're still together. Oh,

41:34

that's good. Look, he contributed to

41:36

my image. Even if he's saying

41:38

no, it's okay. We'll have him

41:40

saying no. You tell him, you'll

41:43

be honest with him. She's texting.

41:45

No, I'm going to call. You

41:47

know. I love coffee. But those

41:49

pots? They're like little money suckers

41:51

that are slowly destroying the planet.

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41:55

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41:57

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42:06

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42:12

planet people! You're always good at

42:14

bringing families together. That's what you

42:16

do. That's what you do. I

42:18

love Bill. I love him too.

42:20

He doesn't like me anymore. No?

42:22

No. Oh, he's a good friend

42:25

of mine. Why? Tell him. Tell

42:27

him I'm a good guy. You

42:29

want me to fix it? I

42:31

tried to bring his family together.

42:33

What do you mean? I tried

42:35

to bring his family together. What

42:37

do you mean? He's very close

42:39

with his wife? Not his wife.

42:41

I know his wife's father was

42:43

my manager. All right, he's not

42:45

answering. Yeah, we'll try again. So

42:48

wait, so why does Bill, why

42:50

does Bill hate you? Uh, because

42:52

I brought him together with his

42:54

brother. And they don't. And you

42:56

didn't tell him. And I didn't

42:58

tell him. Well, he has a,

43:00

this is a regular relationship with

43:02

his father. I didn't know he

43:04

doesn't have a regular relationship with

43:06

his father. I didn't know he

43:09

doesn't have a relationship with the

43:11

brother. Billie Corrigan. Okay, let me

43:13

ask you about something else that's

43:15

going on. I don't either. Yes,

43:17

you do. What are you talking

43:19

about? Snow White. People are raging

43:21

against, uh, what's the girl's name?

43:23

And the snow white, because they

43:25

feel... She keeps speaking out. Siegeler

43:27

keeps speaking out. There's snow white.

43:30

I don't think that's a big

43:32

thing. Go on to your next

43:34

note. I think it's a big

43:36

thing. Listen to your daughter. I

43:38

think it's a big thing. Okay,

43:40

go on, whatever you planned. Her.

43:42

She's snow white. But none of

43:44

us know this. You don't know

43:46

the whole stuff. Okay, she's no

43:48

white. What the fuck is the

43:51

story? All right. Is there a

43:53

story or no? That's why I

43:55

said listen to your daughter. He

43:57

has plans. Seth, do you have

43:59

any other ideas for me? I

44:01

love your pants. Pardon me? I

44:03

like your pants. How can

44:05

you see my pants? I

44:08

don't know. I have nice

44:10

pants. You want to guys?

44:12

Do you guys want to

44:14

do a viral tick-talk? Not

44:17

really. Why don't you? You

44:19

too. You too do a

44:21

viral tick-tock. What is it?

44:24

I'll show you what it

44:26

is. You guys do it. Okay.

44:28

I'm going to see if it works.

44:30

Take off your, you won't do

44:33

anything you don't want to do.

44:35

Take off my what? Your headsets.

44:37

Take off your pants. No, no.

44:39

Well, you like my pants. I'll take

44:41

them off and give them to you.

44:44

Both of you go stand over there

44:46

by the screen beside each other.

44:48

Denise on the left side. By

44:50

what this screen? Yeah, by

44:52

this screen. Okay. Denise on

44:55

the left side. Oh, no,

44:57

it's, oh, come turn the

44:59

camera. Oh, we're turning the

45:01

camera. Okay, tell me, stand

45:03

right beside him. Stand right

45:06

beside him. Okay, look into

45:08

this camera that's facing you

45:10

now. You see the camera

45:12

that's facing you? Take, yeah,

45:15

it's moving. Take two steps

45:17

toward us. Okay, and with

45:19

your left hand both of you

45:22

point at the camera with your left

45:24

hand both of you put your fingers

45:26

on your heart With your left hand

45:28

left hand left hand Yeah, yeah,

45:31

and now take your hand from

45:33

your heart and and sprinkle toward

45:35

the camera like this like sprinkle

45:37

like your throat. Okay. Good. All

45:39

right now sit down What

45:42

I'll show you put on the we're

45:44

gonna have a we put on a?

45:46

filter and we'll make this a viral

45:48

tick-talk it takes does it take a

45:51

couple of minutes for you to take

45:53

that in? Did you just have them to?

45:55

Do a Nazi salute? Is that me? No,

45:57

no I didn't. I didn't. I swear to

45:59

you. I made you do a

46:01

Nazi salutea. I did not. I

46:03

did not. Don't. Especially with the

46:06

grandmother that you had, you should

46:08

not be doing that. You should

46:10

be ashamed of yourself. Little Joshi.

46:12

I am mad at you. My

46:14

grandmother gave me the best joke

46:17

one. She goes, she goes, knock

46:19

knock, and I go, who's there?

46:21

She goes, I didn't ask the

46:23

questions. Do you know that she

46:25

was a war hero? I do

46:28

know. Yes. Move the mic toward

46:30

you. Did you use the filter?

46:32

It's ready. It's ready. Look what

46:34

you guys did. We used a

46:37

filter and we're gonna post this.

46:39

Watch this. Oh, please. Ready? That

46:41

was you. I swear that was

46:43

you. That was you. That was

46:45

you. No way I can. That

46:48

looks like Sunny and Cher. No

46:50

it didn't. It's you guys. And

46:52

what was the symbol they did

46:54

when they walked backwards? What did

46:56

they do? That's the one symbol

46:59

that you have a question? What's

47:01

that Rick? I got Rick ready.

47:03

I want Rick to come on

47:05

here. To be totally honest with

47:08

you, I love Rick Caruso and

47:10

I love you guys and everything.

47:12

I don't want him to be

47:14

associated with us. What we're talking

47:16

about. I'm serious. All right. I

47:19

love Rick Caruso and I do

47:21

think that. I want to put

47:23

you guys on a chat thread.

47:25

What we talked about is problematic

47:27

if he wants to move forward.

47:30

If he wants to move forward.

47:32

Everything and everyone who did I

47:34

talk about that he wouldn't support

47:36

and what was problematic? that he

47:39

wouldn't support. Bukhaki? Bukh, Bukh, he

47:41

supports Bukhaki. Yeah, we didn't say

47:43

anything bad about hookers. Yeah. No,

47:45

we said we want to pay

47:47

them to leave. Did Charlie answer

47:50

you? No, he didn't. Actually, we

47:52

didn't say we wanted to pay

47:54

him to leave. We didn't want

47:56

to pay them to leave. We

47:58

said someone that we know did

48:01

that. Yeah. So, doesn't mean we're

48:03

supporting it or not. Should we

48:05

just cut this whole fucking episode

48:07

and start over? I mean, I

48:10

don't know. I love her. I

48:12

once went on a train with

48:14

a hooker to Brussels. Oh, how

48:16

is that? Male or female? Male,

48:18

obviously. Mm-hmm. I don't know. You

48:21

said that... Have you been with

48:23

a woman? Have you been with

48:25

a woman? Five, one including my

48:27

cousin. Oh my god. This is

48:29

why Rick Ruiss, I should not

48:32

come on this. Already. You just

48:34

went in. You fucked your cousin?

48:36

Well, she married into the family.

48:38

So it wasn't like the kid

48:41

wouldn't come out mentally challenged. It

48:43

wasn't like... You got her pregnant?

48:45

No, I'm just saying it wouldn't

48:47

be weird. Like she married into

48:49

the family. I like that he

48:52

became politically correct by saying mentally

48:54

challenged. Yeah. But he's fucking disgusted.

48:56

Right. Right. No, it was a

48:58

cousin by marriage. Exactly. Okay. So

49:00

that doesn't really... Oh, then Rick

49:03

can be on this. Right. Were

49:05

they married? Did she cheat with

49:07

you? No, she was no she

49:09

was the daughter of no, what

49:12

do you mean? She was my

49:14

age. She was like I was

49:16

like 17 I think it was

49:18

She married your cousin No, she

49:20

did Would you fuck? So yeah,

49:23

and I turned her down, but

49:25

you wouldn't fuck bonny blue, right?

49:27

Bonny blue again is the 100

49:29

the fuck to every boy. Oh,

49:31

yeah, I'd fuck her I just

49:34

told her no and she left.

49:36

Oh, sorry would you fuck bonny

49:38

blue? No That's why I just

49:40

took for granted that you all

49:43

wouldn't. Anyway, uh, the name of

49:45

the show. Denise Richards and her

49:47

wild things. And her wild things

49:49

on? It's on Bravo and Peacock.

49:51

And tune into a million dollar

49:54

listing, which is on pause. Who

49:56

could they call and reach out

49:58

to say take it off pause?

50:00

That'd be Francis at NBC Universal.

50:02

Do you want it off pause?

50:05

I'm impartial. I mean, we're doing

50:07

stuff with Alex Baskin right now.

50:09

For on television? New show. Oh

50:11

really? Yeah. Can you talk about

50:14

it? Not really. Yes, next week.

50:16

Next week? I can talk about

50:18

it. Okay, so we'll, and, uh...

50:20

I'll come back with Rick, and

50:22

we'll talk about it. I would

50:25

love that. It's the same guy

50:27

that's doing her show. Yeah. Wow,

50:29

he does all those shows. He

50:31

does everything. 32 flavors. Yeah. All

50:33

right, well I wish you both

50:36

incredible success. You've always been a

50:38

good friend of the show Is

50:40

there anything also I have another

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50:45

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50:53

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51:49

it. Did you write a song

51:51

for Denise or? Yeah, we got

51:53

something for Denise and Josh together.

51:55

Okay, Denise and Josh to get

51:58

put on your headset

52:00

You don't have to do it for me? He did. Oh

52:02

did did He did or we'll

52:04

go out and we'll listen

52:07

to it I'd rather sit it. I'd

52:09

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52:11

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52:13

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52:15

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53:48

That was awesome! you,

53:52

thank you, thank you!