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You fuck you, you sucker

3:01

you? Oh

3:06

oh, you hyped up on this? Your

3:08

your guy. Your guy looked

3:10

like a fighter who was beaten,

3:13

bloody but still had a knockout

3:15

punch. But that little knockout punch

3:18

ain't gonna work against a skilled

3:21

boxer. You guys are fucked.

3:24

You guys are fucked. My Celtics, that's

3:26

right, my Celtic, My

3:28

my fucking Celtics got your

3:31

guy down two games to zero.

3:33

He looked like he wanted to quit his

3:35

teammates, look like you wanted to quit. J

3:38

R. Smith is gonna get suspended. That

3:41

was some bullshit, grimy

3:43

bullshit he did to

3:45

my man. Who you know you can't be pushed.

3:48

You can't push anybody when they were in the air. I'm

3:50

on the dirtiest player. Have you ever seen anybody

3:53

as dirty as me? In all your years of basketball?

3:56

Forget the skilled lover, have you ever seen anybody

3:58

play as dirty as me? No? I never

4:01

saw you do anything like. I

4:03

would never push another player when they when

4:05

they're in there. Would I punched them?

4:07

Oh with with with with my off hand? Yes.

4:10

Would I elbow somebody, yes? Would

4:12

I would I push somebody in the back, yes,

4:14

but never when they're in there. Your guy, j R.

4:16

Smith is a grimy fuck. He

4:19

quit on his team Delonte

4:21

West style and you're in deep

4:24

shit. You're in deep ship.

4:26

Oh yo, wait, wait wait, I need to rebut

4:28

this listen, let me tell you something man, Yo

4:31

too. I predicted

4:33

they would win this game, but Yo,

4:37

they held court, they

4:39

held serve. Usually you

4:41

win the two games. Now we're going

4:43

to Cleveland. This is gonna be a series. Don't

4:45

get hyped. And why are you jocking

4:48

these motherfucker's a Celtics guy,

4:51

You from New York. Guys

4:53

just suckers. Ship here what I'm

4:55

talking about? Your your your man. He's two sixty

4:58

nine pounds, he's dead and I quote

5:01

one time, I'm a football player.

5:04

He thinks he's about that life. I

5:06

call him glass. George James

5:10

Lebron blames a k

5:12

a glass. George James took a little shoulder

5:15

from a twenty year old. Anyway

5:18

into the locker room. Your man is soft

5:20

duke. Your man

5:22

is soft duke. He went to win this series.

5:25

Yo, cool out because when they

5:27

win the series, you're gonna have to eat these

5:29

words. So I wouldn't. I

5:31

wouldn't go on a limb

5:33

like that. I really wouldn't, because we know

5:36

this motherfucker could hit fifty sixty

5:40

tonight. He ain't carrying ship, duke.

5:43

He does mega

5:46

mill. You play ball, You understand

5:48

what tom it is. Yo. Of course

5:51

they're gonna win. You play

5:53

ball? When Doc? When when

5:55

Doc played against Bird and

5:57

these guys, Philly old

6:00

Is won two games, Boston

6:02

won two games. Let me tell you, Let

6:04

me tell you something. Let me tell you

6:06

something, Duke. Rooting for

6:09

the Boston Celtics is a shameful,

6:12

shameful thing I'm going through.

6:16

I'm not proud of where I'm at. I

6:18

have stooped to a brand new

6:21

low. I have stoop

6:24

It's an all new low for me rooting for the

6:26

Boston Celtics. I'm not proud of it,

6:28

but I am embracing the situation.

6:33

This is this is a humiliating experience,

6:35

but it's my reality. I

6:37

want to give a shout out to

6:40

Marcus and Mark Kief

6:42

the twins. Mark,

6:45

now you twining? Now you twining?

6:47

With the motherfucker's now you twin

6:49

in. Marcus Morris

6:51

screaming on Tristan Thompson like

6:54

a Kardashian, barking on

6:56

him, talking all kind of ship to him.

6:58

His brother Mark Keith on the sideline,

7:00

ready to set it off. Oh no,

7:03

talking ship. He wanted to fuck him.

7:05

That's what he's what, That's what he wants to do.

7:09

Marcus. Marcus Morris, Remember

7:11

when we used to shoot on when they were twinning, when

7:13

they came into the league and they shared bank accounts.

7:15

How things change. I love

7:18

these and you like

7:20

these guys. I love him. We twinning, we

7:22

twinning and we winning. You fuck, let

7:25

me tell you something. If your guy can't

7:27

figure out a way to

7:29

get on a private jet, go to Germany

7:32

and refuel on whatever the funk he

7:34

takes. This is over, my

7:36

man. He could, he

7:38

could listen, and I don't blame him. He had

7:40

forty points, he made that great athletic

7:42

block verse Terry Rozier and late

7:45

in the fourth quarter. He's NonStop.

7:47

But you can't do it on your own. And

7:49

if he can't, no, he can't. He

7:51

could beat Indiana on his own. He could

7:54

beat Toronto, whose little blue

7:56

knots get tight just as soon as he lands

7:58

in Canada. But you can't. This

8:00

Boston is a new team. They're

8:02

not skipping these dudes. Look

8:05

at Mr Boston, Look at Mr

8:07

fucking Boston. Gonna

8:10

come to New York? How are you gonna come to New York?

8:12

How are you gonna be? And Herold Square?

8:15

How are you gonna be? Seventy seven Street?

8:17

Where you from talking? Boston

8:20

bullshit. You're crazy, man,

8:22

Yo, I can't believe this, he

8:26

said. I wasn't proud of it. I'm like a

8:29

junkie who's like, who's escaped

8:31

the rehab, and he's like, fuck the rehab.

8:33

We're gonna ride this out and

8:36

until this series over. I'm out

8:38

of the rehab. I jumped the wall.

8:40

So yeah, you can say whatever you want. You

8:42

could call every single person you know.

8:45

You can take my New York Street Fred away

8:47

from me. You could try to do wherever you want. We

8:49

are riding this puppy out until

8:52

this fuck and

8:54

his entire Cleveland. They're gonna blow that

8:57

fucking franchise up. These guys have had

8:59

enough. They're like, enough of the bullshit,

9:01

enough of dressing us up. No other

9:03

player in the history of the NBA has

9:06

forced their team. Hey guys, yo,

9:08

yo, check this out. Before Game three,

9:11

we're gonna all get the same suits and

9:13

we're gonna all wear them in. That's

9:15

humiliating.

9:20

I would never do that if you. If you

9:22

if me and you on the crew and you said,

9:24

yo, gee, we go with the same gray suits,

9:27

I'd be like, fuck you, nigga, Yo,

9:32

you're you're your man. Your man is looking Your

9:34

man is looking real suspect

9:36

on the yard, your man from

9:38

a twenty year old dude bumped into

9:40

him and the game was over. The

9:43

game was over. I want to give a shout out

9:45

to Kevin love Lebron blames cannot

9:47

say anything about him. He is doing

9:50

his thing. Terry Rogers

9:52

out there wearing two different sneakers,

9:55

busting your whole cruise. Ass.

9:57

That's the ship that I was doing at Fairfax High schoo

10:00

cool. Remember in high school we used to wear

10:02

two different sneakers. Yeah,

10:04

he's he's smelling his piss. He's

10:06

smelling his piss. And game

10:09

three and game four is

10:11

when they will win. And let's see what

10:13

Terry Rogier does. Then

10:16

that's when your your your your

10:18

your medal is made. Trust

10:20

me what I tell you. I want to say

10:23

this. You watch the game, right gee? And

10:26

I'm sure a lot of people listening to this Emergency

10:29

Iron Wrappers Stereo podcast have

10:31

seen the commercial. Did you see the new Uber

10:34

commercial from the new uh CEO

10:37

of of Uber. He's like, my name is

10:39

so and so, and I'm here to tell you

10:41

that Uber is proud to be

10:43

your favorite driving service and we're gonna

10:45

step things up and we're gonna change this thing. We

10:47

want to keep improving things, and we want to keep

10:49

improving that. And I'm looking at Duke like,

10:52

you're not mentioned anything about breath mints.

10:54

You're not mentioned anything about mouthwash, and

10:56

you're not mentioning anything about your driver's

10:59

shutting the funk up. In

11:02

general, the Uber drivers are on

11:04

time. In general,

11:06

they get you there safely. That's not the

11:08

issue. Duke Ye. You

11:11

need to get on TV and say we're

11:13

gonna give our drivers breath mints,

11:15

we're gonna give our drivers mouthwash, and

11:17

we're gonna tell them not to fucking speak unless

11:19

spoken to m man.

11:22

You summed that up so eloquently.

11:25

Thank you, Yo. That's what That's

11:27

what it needs to be. Tell you Uber drivers

11:29

to shut the funk up and stop talking

11:32

while we're trying to go to our destination.

11:34

We we don't want to know you, We don't

11:36

want to know where the funk you come from. We

11:39

don't give a funk. Man, give a funk about

11:41

any of that ship guy's doing

11:43

commercials like Yo asking for forgiveness

11:46

because people are complaining about Uber. You're missing

11:48

the point, Duke, Yo, this

11:51

is an emergency podcast. Okay,

11:54

Golden State Warriors, let's

11:56

talk about that series real quick, Gerald, Yes,

12:00

Houston, they're getting swept.

12:02

They're either losing in five, four or five

12:04

games. And I want you to I want you

12:06

to say, right now, I want you to talk about Kevin Durant.

12:09

I want you to talk about how nasty is Go

12:11

ahead, Okay, Oh, I

12:14

could say, Kevin Durant's

12:16

a great offensive player, but

12:19

he's he is in no way

12:22

in Lebron James

12:24

category. But he's all still no,

12:27

He's an awesome, awesome offensive

12:30

player. But can he play

12:33

the point? Can he guard all position? He plays

12:35

point? He said, he

12:38

plays point, he played, brings the call up, he plays

12:40

point, he gives he's he's

12:42

serving up five course meals from

12:45

the court. I try to give you the four

12:47

to give this guy credit. I went on, do

12:49

you know do you know the backlash I got

12:52

from acknowledging Lebron James greatness

12:54

in the last series. Do you know that people that that's

12:56

like Zabruta tape. I tried. I deleted

12:58

that. I deleted that hat from my from

13:00

my social media, and people are still

13:02

throwing that at me. You you're not gonna

13:04

give you the floor one more time? You fuck you? All

13:07

right, do it? Kevin Durant, G

13:10

Moody speak on his greatness. You fuck

13:12

you? You give

13:15

me the floor. I mean, don't don't interrupt,

13:17

motherfucker. Let me tell you. He nice,

13:19

he's great. But this

13:22

motherfucker don't gotta facilitate the offense.

13:24

He don't gotta rebound because he's

13:26

smart, gotta block shots. He don't

13:28

gotta do all that. He's a He's a specific

13:32

all star offensive

13:34

player. Lebron is an

13:36

all timer because he does

13:38

it all. And look who Kevin

13:41

Durant is playing with this motherfucker

13:43

guy at least three Hall of famers. Lebron

13:47

got me and you can can

13:49

I ask you a question? Have you been

13:51

sipping on any of that brown? I'm just this is

13:53

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14:08

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14:11

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14:13

who his crew is. And look

14:16

Kevin Durant, he got everybody

14:19

called him Kevin Durant. Listen, it's an

14:21

iron wrap. I don't I don't want, I don't gotta know

14:23

his fucking name. Listen.

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15:11

Yeah, have a good night's sleep. Yeah,

15:14

we're gonna motherfucker. We know what Tom it

15:17

is. You you so hyped up and

15:19

you you act like you're not from

15:21

fucking eighties, and you didn't see that

15:23

the team would win two games and

15:25

then we go to the other city.

15:28

You're crazy, man. My Celtics my

15:30

Celtics are gonna be raping my

15:32

cells prase

15:35

five games. Five happens to war Fraser

15:37

and what happened to them is guys.

15:40

I love those guys, but right now I'm

15:42

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15:44

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16:12

mL car, what up? Alright