2:00

like we've been doing it like my

2:03

mic is shitty. Yeah. Oh, we'll

2:05

keep going. Dude, I've been in the podcast

2:07

space forever. Like I was I was one

2:09

of the first like influencers to start doing

2:11

podcasts 450 plus

2:14

episodes deep and I see everyone else

2:16

getting these podcast deals some guy named

2:18

Joe Rogan some girl named Alex Cooper

2:20

hundred million dollars here that like they're

2:22

throwing it out like candy. Everyone's getting

2:24

deals except me. Why? Yeah. But well

2:26

because Alex Cooper had

2:29

Kamala Harris on we

2:32

had Trump on knock Kamala Harris. I

2:37

don't she's not a part of the picture

2:39

anymore either Jake because of you actually a

2:41

lot of people will say that you're the

2:43

reason that Trump won the election. They're saying

2:46

I did. Yes. We're saying that everybody because

2:48

that video you made that no way highly

2:50

impactful political video dude. Thank you. Yeah. I

2:53

had a bunch of Democratic people tell

2:55

me that they changed a Republican because of that

2:57

video. Are you serious? Yeah. Are you

3:00

dead ass? Yeah. That's it. That's

3:02

impactful Jake. They just voted for for

3:04

Donny Donny Donny. I

3:06

had a lot of liberal

3:08

friends and primarily Democratic people as

3:10

well text me saying how like

3:13

brave your video was and and

3:17

how much they liked it and respected it

3:19

even though it may not be their political

3:21

position which I think is like the ultimate

3:23

victory. If you can make a video that

3:25

doesn't just turn people off because of your

3:27

position but actually makes them listen and

3:30

you also took the position of and which

3:32

I think should always be like the underlying

3:36

thing whenever you do anything political related is

3:39

like you know like this doesn't

3:41

have to be divisive like can we can we

3:43

ultimately end up actually uniting these states of America.

3:45

We need to and there's

3:47

so much hate and division right now.

3:49

That's that's the biggest problem. So I

3:52

think it's good when people could have

3:54

healthy conversations and respectfully disagree with each

3:56

other but still work and find some

3:59

common ground. and still know that we

4:01

all want the same goal, which is

4:03

an amazing America. I think, I think-

4:06

United we sand, divided we

4:08

fall. Nice.

4:11

And also, well that's, I just want to

4:14

go back to Mike Malak for a second.

4:16

Okay. Mike,

4:19

you're a bitch because you

4:22

didn't eat my doghouse, my

4:26

new doghouse wings. I

4:29

think that's partially my fault Jake. He,

4:31

and I promoted your 10-10 Smashburger, and

4:33

also- It is my fault

4:36

Jake. Why? He invited me.

4:38

He's like, do you want to go do the doghouse thing to go

4:40

to Jake's? I was like, yeah bro, let's do it. And

4:43

he was hounding me. He's like, let's go to dog

4:45

house. Like he double triple texted me even. So this

4:47

is your fault? Yeah, because I- All right, I have

4:49

a message to Logan now. Logan, you're a

4:52

bitch. Because

4:55

you didn't promote my doghouse. My doghouse.

4:57

Incorrect, incorrect. Oh, okay. At

4:59

the day party that you threw

5:01

yesterday, there was a doghouse food

5:03

truck. Did you try it? Dude,

5:05

it's fucking bomb. It's amazing, right?

5:07

I'm so critical sometimes to the

5:09

point of being an asshole most

5:11

times. All the time. All the

5:13

time. 99% of the time. 99%

5:16

of the time. And bro, I was

5:18

like- But it's good because now you're

5:20

understanding that. It's delicious, Jake. Thank you.

5:23

The Elgio wing was

5:25

bomb. It's amazing. I made the sauce myself. I'm

5:27

very proud of that. Did you really? Like

5:30

actually mix the ingredients in and then they- Yeah, the

5:32

guy's like, yeah, didn't you see? Jake was in the

5:34

kitchen. I go, yeah, bro, I know how social media

5:36

works. No, no, I actually made it. Oh,

5:38

really? Like I actually made it. But yeah, everyone

5:40

needs to go try a doghouse. It's really fucking

5:42

fire. It is good. Good job for you. Thanks,

5:44

man. One of the most impressive things that you

5:47

do is your ability to

5:49

be an entrepreneur and build these businesses

5:51

while you're promoting these larger than life

5:53

spectacles. Like, bro, I see you promoting

5:56

the Mike Tyson fight, getting impressions that

5:58

no fight has ever gotten in history.

6:00

in history, bro. And at the same

6:02

time, you're building W. Promoting dog house

6:05

better. It's just

6:07

like it's unprecedented, bro. Your bandwidth is absurd.

6:09

I got to take all the momentum and

6:12

views and funnel them in

6:14

to the businesses that can grow

6:16

larger than me. You

6:18

know, because I'm only one person. So,

6:20

but that foresight trying to scale, you

6:23

foreskin is yeah, the foreskin skin is

6:25

crazy. It's nutty. You, I'm

6:28

able to see things in the foresight.

6:30

Yeah. You asked me before your

6:32

fight, like you, bro, like you're like warming up.

6:34

I also want to just let the viewers know

6:36

that I'm completely brain dead and worthless

6:39

right now. No, you're not worthless and, uh,

6:42

and exhausted. Yeah. And,

6:44

uh, so yeah, this, so

6:47

yeah, I can't talk. Yeah. I'm not talking.

6:49

You are. And you're doing a

6:51

good job, but it is going to get

6:53

a little nutty. Dude, you just fought Evander

6:55

Holyfield. Yeah. It's one of the biggest fights.

6:57

It's huge. And, and yeah, so I'm tired

6:59

from that. Yeah. We're both a little hungover,

7:01

which is fun. I haven't done a hungover

7:03

podcast in like a while. I'm feeling pretty

7:05

fucking goofy, bro. I can't wait to see

7:07

all the cringe comments. Can you

7:09

move the mic down a little bit so we can see your

7:11

beautiful face and beard? Yeah.

7:13

These fucking guys are the ones who hooked it

7:15

up, bro. Tell them, bro. Wait, I was saying

7:17

something. I was saying something. Oh, but yeah, you

7:20

were, you were always fucking saying something because you're

7:22

always fucking yapping. Dude, I am. I'm such a

7:24

talker. I think I talk too much. You

7:27

know, I do, bro. And like real life settings and stuff.

7:29

I like, I talk to

7:31

you. Well, what I realized is when I'm

7:34

around you and dad, I like can't

7:36

ever get a word in and that's why I realized

7:38

I'm more of a quiet person in life is cause

7:40

you guys would always just, yeah, we're always just talking.

7:42

I got it. So I just grew up. Just be

7:44

like, before,

7:49

before your fight, bro, you're about to go walk out

7:51

to fight Mike Tyson. You're like, Hey bro, can you

7:53

grab the W and like spray me a couple of

7:55

times? I'm like, this mother fucker's like still promoting his

7:58

business. I'm locked. Bro, you're thinking

8:00

about. a thousand things at once. It's

8:02

wildly impressive. Thank you, man. I was

8:04

super focused. You remind me

8:06

of Elon Musk, like a much

8:08

less successful, bigger, heady,

8:12

more aggressive Elon Musk.

8:14

Yeah. That's a really

8:16

big compliment. That's, I

8:18

mean, he's probably

8:20

my biggest inspiration. He's so great. He's

8:22

amazing. He's literally saved the world multiple

8:24

times now. Dude, I don't think he

8:26

gets enough respect put on his name,

8:28

man. Yeah. We should, should

8:31

we glaze him? Let's glaze him. Open

8:33

AI. He contributed to major

8:35

advancements in AI, space X,

8:38

solar energy, Tesla, the

8:41

star, star link, star link,

8:43

internet commute,

8:49

freedom of speech. That's crazy.

8:52

That's crazy. Impressive individual. And you remind

8:54

me should we try and pronounce

8:56

his, Oh, thanks man. Yeah.

9:00

He actually, he actually, thank you. He demotivates me.

9:02

Thank you. People like you, people like you and

9:04

him demotivate me. Cause you guys just, you just

9:06

work too hard. Like it was, wouldn't that shouldn't

9:09

that motivate? No, no, no, you get less motivated.

9:11

Like fuck you guys. Chill.

9:13

We're just going too hard. Yeah. Why? For

9:15

what? That's a

9:17

good point. Why are you going so hard? Maybe

9:20

I shouldn't. No, I will. Maybe

9:23

I won't. I don't know. I want

9:25

to be a world champion boxer. And

9:27

so this is actually what it is, is

9:30

that's my goal. And so I'm

9:33

literally boxing like my whole life. And

9:36

that creates a ton of dead

9:38

time where I'm literally just sitting there. And so

9:41

I come up with all these ideas and make

9:43

all these videos. And the whole

9:45

team is just like sitting there for months on end

9:48

in a camp. And we're just like, well,

9:51

we should do something. Dude. I mean,

9:53

it worked. Let's talk about the Mike

9:55

Tyson fight a little bit, but I, the Evander Holyfield fight.

9:57

Um, It

10:01

was the perfect fight like the build up

10:03

the lead up the story all of it

10:05

was spectacular execution

10:07

10 out of 10. I

10:10

imagine partnering with Netflix was

10:12

a massive help right having their like

10:14

creative minds and platform 1000% that

10:17

was like the trifecta.

10:19

Yeah, that made it all perfect is

10:22

their involvement because it wouldn't have been

10:24

as big if it was

10:26

just me and Mike on some pay-per-view platform.

10:28

I've been saying one plus one plus one

10:31

equals 10 in this scenario one plus one.

10:33

Well, yeah one plus one plus one is

10:35

more of like a like an

10:37

analogy one plus one plus one to

10:39

me like that we were starting together

10:41

like what the math the

10:43

math got exponentially greater than what it should have

10:45

been because you guys

10:48

all amplified each other excellently. Bro some of

10:50

your videos that you've been posting

10:52

on Instagram 150 million

10:55

views 214 million views

10:57

I saw on you and your girlfriend Utah

10:59

were just walking. I don't know why

11:01

I got so many views. Dude, I

11:04

even I do something cool and then no

11:06

one likes it. No, no, no people like

11:08

it. I'm even as your brother

11:10

like bro my biggest flex right now is

11:12

being Jake Paul's brother and and sometimes it's

11:15

even being Jake Paul. You just rock. Oh,

11:17

Jake Congrats. I'm beating Mike Tyson. I'm like,

11:19

thanks, buddy. You want a photo and maybe

11:22

an autograph like follow me on Instagram like

11:24

I've I've signed a couple of Jake Paul

11:26

autographs. That's funny. That's

11:28

crazy. I have I haven't but if someone asked me

11:31

for a Jake Paul autograph. You should have you should

11:33

do it. One time someone was

11:35

like, Oh, Jake Paul. I'm like, I'm Logan.

11:37

They're like who?

11:39

Fuck. I don't believe you. That

11:42

didn't happen either. But

11:44

it might have, bro. Like some of these interactions like when

11:48

I don't get how people get us

11:50

confused though. You are you have so

11:52

many tattoos, dude. And your head is

11:54

huge. Yeah. And a really big beard

11:56

and my nose is crooked. Mine's a

11:58

little but my face is getting more

12:00

Deformed for unboxing and bigger Jake like

12:02

a man D So

12:05

that was like yo Jake Paul. I'm like, I'm Logan.

12:07

They're like who? Fuck

12:09

I don't believe you that

12:12

didn't happen either But

12:14

it might have bro like some of these interactions like When

12:17

I don't get help people get us confused though You

12:20

are you have so many tattoos dude

12:22

and your head is huge Yeah, and

12:24

a really big beard and my nose

12:26

is crooked mine But

12:29

my face is getting more deformed from boxing

12:31

and bigger Jake like a man D So

12:35

this this confuses me about you And

12:39

I know you're a little shy about this But

12:42

I didn't know this about you Jake that I have

12:44

underbite a severe underbite. Yeah, it's

12:46

getting worse You're like because I can't I

12:48

can't do anything to fix my teeth because

12:51

I'll just get hit and they'll move again. You're

12:54

like an English Bulldog Yeah, like, you know those

12:56

English Bulldogs like Jake goes Jake

12:58

goes I go outside I could collect rain Like

13:03

the fact that way isn't show

13:05

me you're like like clench your team I wore to

13:07

show me your resting face You

13:14

have to actively pull your bottom jaw

13:16

back Well, you don't

13:19

even worry about all no, I don't worry about it. I

13:21

just smile like this It's

13:23

good. It's but if I clenched it it'd be bad

13:25

like it's you have a good

13:27

smile You know, not like this not

13:29

like that. No, don't do that you

13:32

ever has have you ever been taking a picture

13:34

with like a kid like I saw you did the make

13:37

a wish before the Tyson fight did you ever

13:39

like Like smile at one of these

13:41

kids and they're like, uh No

13:46

That's never happened. I don't

13:48

really I'm not smiling with my teeth clenched

13:50

because I know it's scary to be people

13:53

I don't want to That's

14:01

like a bulldog. Yeah. Yeah.

14:09

I think the smack was probably the most iconic thing to come out of the fight.

14:11

Yeah. I'm very happy about that. I

14:14

got some trading cards. Did you get a trading card? I didn't

14:16

get a trading card. You

14:18

need to go to tops and get a trading card. There's a

14:20

smack trading card. Yeah. I got you

14:22

something. I got you a

14:24

gift. Oh, it's a gift. Oh,

14:28

no way. From from me to

14:30

you. Dude, that signify that moment

14:32

forever. Yo, frick yeah. Dude,

14:36

that's sick. Bro, the fact that that's really is

14:38

iconic. What's crazy is I was going to get

14:40

this framed, but you beat me to it. Yeah,

14:42

it's super low quality. Yeah, we're probably

14:44

going to throw this away. Yeah, I wouldn't

14:46

blame you. I'm it's it's poster. It's weird. Like,

14:48

how did my eye get morphed like that? That's

14:52

that's high impact velocity. Traumatic.

14:54

You know, you bent my earring to

14:57

like 90 degrees. What

14:59

do you mean? What do you mean? Really? Yeah.

15:01

Did you? So you told me you're telling me you

15:03

didn't feel this slap at all. I didn't feel it.

15:06

I'm really not trying to like be tough or something.

15:08

It didn't feel like you're trying to be a tough

15:10

guy or something. I didn't I didn't even feel a

15:12

single thing. How do you like

15:15

oh my God that hurt like my skin

15:17

like the impact. It was

15:19

all beard. So like the skin didn't even hurt.

15:21

And then like I don't know. I don't know.

15:23

I was just probably your head moved. I even

15:25

thought I even thought I saw you like wobble

15:27

a little bit. Didn't wobble.

15:30

Didn't have any stars. Didn't feel

15:32

it. Nothing. Nothing.

15:34

Do you think you and Mike Tyson will be

15:36

go big or go back to being

15:38

friends again? Yeah, we will. For

15:41

sure. We already, you know,

15:43

kind of showed each other a bunch of love in

15:45

the ring. And do we just have respect for each

15:47

other? After he fought

15:49

you, I too went up to him and

15:51

I was like, I love you. I love you, Uncle Mike. You're

15:53

so great. Whatever. Just

15:56

like looking around. I think he was

15:58

tired. Yeah. He was probably pretty

16:00

fucking tired. I was proud of his performance, dude.

16:03

Yeah. Like, he, I

16:05

mean, for his age. I'm pretty, I'm pretty

16:08

impressed. Persevered. He totally did. And he fucking

16:10

tried and fought. He did try. But

16:12

yeah, dude, I had just made up with him as

16:14

well. Cause like after he slapped you, that's when I,

16:16

personally I went from like, man,

16:19

I think Jacob really hurt him to like, fuck

16:21

him. He hit my brother. Yeah. People

16:23

thought my comment was disrespectful. They were saying, this

16:26

motherfucker is so disrespectful. How dare you talk to

16:29

him like that? This

16:31

dude just said he wanted to fight me. What I do. Yeah.

16:33

Leave me out of it. Well, people are

16:35

just really hating right now. Like there's the

16:38

haters are running wild. What do you, what

16:40

do you, what are you saying to the

16:42

feedback on the fight that you're getting? I'm

16:44

not saying anything. Nothing. I

16:47

don't need to say anything. You know, the people

16:49

who understand the greatness of it and you know,

16:52

have their own lives and

16:54

are happy with themselves. They're

16:56

going to just show respect and show

16:58

praise. It's the haters who are

17:01

jealous and don't have anything going on in their

17:03

sad and miserable lives. And they want to bring

17:06

this, the whole event down and Mike down and me

17:08

down and all of these things. What if it's not

17:10

as deep as that for some people? What

17:13

if some people just think it was not

17:15

that entertaining of a fight? Yeah.

17:18

It's fucking boring. Like, what do you want? Like that,

17:21

what happened happened. All

17:23

possibilities are there when you

17:25

go into a fight. So then

17:28

show praise. It's the haters

17:30

who are jealous and don't have anything going on

17:32

in their sad and miserable lives. And they want

17:35

to bring this, the whole event

17:37

down and Mike down and me down and all of

17:39

these things. What if it's not as deep as that

17:41

for some people? What if some

17:43

people just think it was not that entertaining

17:45

of a fight? I

17:50

mean, what, what, what do they want?

17:53

They just want me to lose. That's the only

17:55

way they thought, they would have thought it was

17:57

entertaining. I think, I think there's a world where

17:59

pads. doing that shit. Yep, and

18:01

people are like, oh, it's rigged because look at

18:04

him on the pads, but he didn't do

18:06

this in the fight because someone is fucking punching

18:08

back, you dumb fucks. Like people don't realize

18:10

my power. That is true. And my jab

18:12

and my speed and my ability and my

18:14

footwork to get out of the way of

18:16

those punches. So then all of a sudden

18:18

he's throwing at literally air. He can't land

18:21

those punches on me. Was he hard to hit? He

18:23

was. He was hard to hit. He was

18:25

elusive. I was missing. I

18:28

can't believe he can move like that. medium action that people

18:30

could have like even linear use

18:57

of that simply to hit something. A

18:59

lot of punches. I don't know how he gets off to the

19:02

side like that. You know what's impressive is cancelled. Get

19:04

cancelled. Who

19:06

have you been impressive? Who? Trump.

19:09

Huge. Dude, Donald Trump likes

19:12

us. I

19:19

think he likes the Paul bros. Yeah, I

19:21

think so too. Because we're fucking true

19:23

Americans. I bet we both have. We're living the American

19:26

dream. Yeah, we totally are. I

19:57

feel like we're living the modern day American dream. epitome

20:00

of America, modern America.

20:02

Fucked up family, grew

20:04

up in a nice neighborhood, but

20:07

I learned trauma back at the crib. Guns,

20:12

cell phone, firewood, axes,

20:19

trucks, cars, and self-defense,

20:21

boxing, everyone

20:25

wants to- Wrestling, tights, band X.

20:27

Yeah. And-

20:31

Would you ever consider coming to the WWE? I

20:35

would love to, but

20:37

I would want to be your like- Paul

20:40

Heyman. Yeah, I would want to be like

20:42

your Paul Heyman. Hell yeah. I wouldn't

20:44

want to like wrestle as much, like I could

20:46

do some shit, but I'd want

20:49

to be like your sidekick business man or

20:51

some shit. Bro, I'm

20:53

going to go for it. Like I'm going to go for it.

20:56

And perhaps if you retire, you

20:58

become world champion, then you retire and I'm

21:01

still wrestling. You

21:03

could be like my manager who also- Why

21:05

can't I do it now? I

21:07

guess you could do it. No, it's just time

21:10

consuming. Yeah, that's true. Okay,

21:13

wait, so- But yeah, let's do it. You're

21:15

going to become WWE champion. I think so

21:17

too. I mean, bro, the ultimate goal would be

21:20

for me to become WWE champion, for

21:22

you to become boxing champion, and

21:24

then for your girlfriend, you to win

21:26

Olympic gold. Yeah, we just have all

21:28

the belts. That's insane in

21:30

the world. That's

21:33

crazy. And then we'll just, we

21:39

should just retire after that. So

21:41

look, are you happy with

21:43

your performance in the fight? Are you happy

21:46

with the way the night went down? I

21:49

wish he would have put up

21:51

a better fight, so

21:55

then I could have risen more and

21:57

done more. And he

21:59

was- UAPs

24:00

man like what the fuck is happening?

24:03

I don't know what's happening, but it feels good It feels

24:05

like America's back and that's the way it should be it

24:07

shouldn't be Politicians in these

24:10

roles that should be people are actually

24:12

qualified. I think I think I think

24:14

America is Going

24:17

to be fed up with the typical

24:19

idea of politician smile kiss babies say

24:21

what they want you to say like

24:25

Authenticity I believe moving forward

24:27

with presidential Races will

24:29

be super fucking important the Trump

24:32

winning taught me a

24:34

very important thing future

24:36

presidential elects and Candidates

24:39

will not be able to ignore the podcast and

24:41

social media circuit Yeah They need to show the

24:43

world like who they truly are they have to

24:45

for hours at a time people want to people

24:47

want To know who you are and believe in

24:49

you and and bro like I'm

24:52

telling you from from my Experience

24:54

like we wanted to and we invited Joe

24:56

Biden on and then they switched

24:59

to Kamala for the Democratic candidate and we

25:01

invited her on Allah

25:04

we gave her final cut like

25:06

you can cut what you want from the

25:08

podcast We think our viewers would love to

25:10

hear what you want to say We'll have

25:12

a good conversation like it wasn't a gotcha

25:14

podcast and she just wouldn't come on and

25:16

like personally I don't know what she did

25:18

do. She did call her daddy and She

25:22

had Meg the stallion shake her ass on stage

25:26

which Which

25:28

is that's that's That's

25:31

good. It's a good political move I

25:34

think I think Republicans have done some equally

25:36

like odd shit like I remember

25:38

watching the Republic National Convention and one when I

25:40

was like What

25:43

the hell is going on here? And I get the

25:45

same feeling when I watch the Democratic National I'm like

25:47

what like what like why make

25:49

the stallion why this like random like Music

25:52

that's what people want to vote for It

25:55

gets culty. I feel on both sides for

25:57

me It gets

25:59

cold I

26:02

agree, but I think

26:05

we're in a good spot now and I'm excited

26:07

to see how these people are in the country

26:09

and I do think utilizing Elon Musk's brain to

26:11

figure some of this shit out and essentially make

26:15

the government more efficient is a really good thing.

26:17

Doge. Doge. I

26:19

can't. Shout out to Vivek.

26:21

Your buddy Vivek is him and Elon are

26:24

figuring out the Department of Government Efficiency. They're

26:27

gonna crush it. They're just gonna do what you

26:29

like. They're gonna fire everybody. Just fire everyone. And

26:31

Trump's gonna go, you're fired. Dude,

26:33

they used to make a video of everyone.

26:35

Like literally. That

26:37

would go crazy. Well, dude, that's

26:39

what I'm saying. Trump's social media

26:41

team and

26:43

strategists are fucking brilliant. Did you

26:46

see him tweeting? Did

26:48

you see his tweet process? Yeah, yeah.

26:50

He has like, he's just talking and

26:52

people. Bro, that shit's not

26:55

normal. It's like for a presidential candidate,

26:57

for a politician to be that like

26:59

authentic that like his tweets are actually

27:01

coming from him and his team has

27:03

a streamlined system in

27:05

order to make his voice into the tweet without

27:07

him actually having to do this. I need to

27:09

start doing this. Someone next to you just jotting

27:12

down your thoughts and tweeting them out like this.

27:17

It's a fascinating process and I

27:19

don't know how he does it. It's so old, dude. Like, how

27:21

does he have so much energy? I have no energy and I'm

27:23

fucking 17. Yeah, me

27:26

too. I

27:28

don't have any energy left. I

27:33

have a question. Okay. What?

27:37

There's other UAPs. Yeah,

27:39

Jake. Yeah, Jake. I'm

27:43

getting involved, brother. Oh no. Oh

27:46

no, it was right, dude. Oh no, it was right

27:48

because this is another instance of our government lying to

27:50

us objectively lying to

27:52

us. And the bigger concern is, as I

27:54

said in my tweet, we

27:57

are not at the top of the food chain, brother. We

27:59

are just not. not at the top of the food chain. UAP,

28:02

Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, formerly known as UFOs,

28:05

why they changed the name, I don't

28:07

know, probably to make it

28:09

sound a little less like Hocus Pocus. But,

28:11

and I try to stay away from the Hocus

28:13

Pocus of it all and I'm super fucking skeptical,

28:16

I don't believe anyone. But like, I try to

28:18

just stick with the stuff that we do know

28:20

and here's what we know. For

28:23

the past fucking 70 years, the

28:26

government has known about these unidentified

28:29

aerial phenomena that can do

28:33

flight maneuvers that are seemingly impossible.

28:35

3,000 G's I heard. 3,000

28:39

G's brother, do you know how fucking fast

28:41

that is? Yeah. Do they

28:43

live in the ocean? I think so, I

28:45

think so, it makes the most sense. Think about it, 70%

28:47

of the Earth is covered in water and

28:49

we've only explored 5% of the ocean. We've explored more

28:52

of space than we have of our own ocean on

28:54

this planet and these crafts that are reported are capable

28:57

of trans-medium travel. So they can go from

28:59

the air to the water seamlessly.

29:03

Why would they not, if they can do that, hide

29:05

in the ocean? So they're really fish, they're

29:08

fish aliens. I bet they're down

29:10

there with the fish for sure. Bro,

29:13

if they're down there with the fish, then they're fish. Yeah,

29:17

I guess you're right. Yeah, I guess

29:19

you're right. Because, I mean,

29:22

I'm up here with the humans and that makes

29:24

me a human. Yeah.

29:28

They're fish flyers. Dude, I'm just... They're

29:30

flying fish. Yeah. Oh

29:32

my God. Essentially, you figured

29:34

it out. Dude, they need

29:36

to put me on that team. I'm

29:39

sure they'd love to have you. That's the

29:41

other thing, bro. A lot of people in

29:43

this UAP world are actually fucking goofballs. There's

29:45

a few legitimate ones and I try to

29:47

gravitate towards them. Because there's a lot of

29:49

people that are just kinda crazy that wanna

29:52

believe in this thing. I

29:54

am interested in it because, like, as

29:57

a person who's very curious,

30:00

I'm just not okay with the idea

30:02

of like the fact

30:04

that these things can defy physics.

30:08

Like Jake, they defy physics. The

30:10

speed that they travel, you said 3000 Gs. Some

30:13

of these crafts have been marked traveling at 3000 Gs.

30:18

A human can withstand nine Gs

30:20

without, or with prop maybe suffering

30:22

temporary, maybe permanent damage, sometimes

30:24

fatal. A human craft,

30:28

a plane, the strongest one I think can withstand

30:30

like 19 Gs before like the

30:32

metal and like the structure literally decomposes in

30:34

the air. Dude, 3000 Gs,

30:36

you know how fucking fast that is? It makes no

30:38

sense. And they're

30:40

here and all different shapes and sizes

30:43

spotted over XYZ. And

30:47

the disclosure in Congress and the hearings that they're having,

30:49

we're learning more and more. And

30:52

you have lot of fosters. You

30:55

have a lot of Cath coming to you from sexually giving you this thing.

31:03

And we're webpageing you, look what

31:05

the Goldenerrilla Hillary Clinton has done,

31:10

it's literally a Like I would be

31:12

permitted to leave for almost like 15

31:14

years till tonight. And

31:16

we're not too donkey Latoya right. And we're learning

31:18

more and more. And it

31:22

is just such a fascinating thing because like you thought you

31:24

knew what this reality was. What does it say about the

31:26

origin of the universe? Where

31:28

did these things come from? What do they know? How long

31:30

have they been here? Could they answer questions about God? Are

31:33

they God? Some people think they're spiritual entities. The

31:38

United States government reportedly has

31:40

biologics of aliens recovered. My

31:43

guess is from Roswell. It's not FOS.

31:45

Pseudoscience after all. Anyways, that's

31:47

a that's a topic for another day, Jake. But

31:49

things are getting serious and I'm getting involved. How

31:51

are you going to get involved? Most Notable.

32:00

Right now, there's a

32:02

UAP fund that

32:06

is like vowing to fund and protect

32:08

whistleblowers who come forward from being like

32:11

sued or tried to be like bullied

32:13

by the United States government because right

32:15

now there's people inside of these programs

32:17

that are trying to reverse engineer the

32:20

crafts or have

32:22

seen or heard things or spoken with

32:24

witnesses or even like have video footage

32:26

themselves who are in the community staying

32:28

silent because either they're committed to their

32:30

project, which is cool, but I think

32:32

they have a bigger commitment to the

32:34

United States people. And

32:37

I think more people are going to realize that and

32:39

come forward with really important information,

32:42

but they're also likely going

32:44

against the government branch that they

32:47

vowed to stay secret to. And

32:50

that's a big commitment in itself and could come with

32:52

a lot of consequences. I'm

32:54

going to help fund some of the whistleblowers

32:57

legal fees and stuff, but it's a fund.

32:59

So like anyone can contribute if they want

33:01

to contribute. I think you should, bro. Like,

33:03

like this is the future. Like imagine if

33:05

these things like know how the fucking pyramids

33:07

were built. Imagine if they're around. Imagine

33:09

if they helped build the pyramids. They

33:12

probably did. I don't know. It's that's

33:14

the hocus pocus shit, but it's

33:16

just fascinating. And I'm and I do. I

33:20

got a UFO video myself. And

33:22

so like I've been I've been invested.

33:25

I went on a little UFO expedition and I'm wondering like,

33:27

do I release it? Do I not? And

33:29

I ultimately have haven't because it's

33:31

compelling, not convincing. But the interesting thing about

33:33

it is and what I'm noticing some

33:38

of these air, some of these saucers

33:41

and crafts that they're describing

33:43

appear more than once. Like

33:47

that looks like the same as that. And that looks

33:50

like the same as that. And there's got to be

33:52

like a connection. Like I heard

33:54

somewhere there's like five civilizations of

33:57

extraterrestrials on the planet. Potentially

34:00

like warring factions Yeah,

34:03

there's got to be different groups and gangs

34:05

for sure They're clicking up like the bloods

34:07

and grips damn right brother It's it's for

34:10

sure and they're talking about all the G's

34:12

and stuff like that. So all the fuck

34:14

hella G's and They're

34:16

just hella ganged up and shit like that

34:19

and they have different whips, you know, like they

34:21

can't all just have a Bentley Yeah,

34:24

they need a Rolls Royce, too and

34:27

like fish Oh Yeah,

34:30

and their fish so I would say something

34:32

fishies going on. Have you heard of the

34:34

dark forest theory? no,

34:37

but I'm

34:41

sure you like talking about forests Never

34:59

mind Drake

35:04

put three hundred and fifty five thousand dollars on

35:06

you to lose He

35:09

the Drake curse is real. Why would

35:11

he do that Jake? He's like he's tight with us

35:13

I don't know and he was DM me to what's

35:15

his deal during the week, you know, why?

35:19

Why Drake and you

35:21

were playing Drake before before you what you

35:23

went out for thought but

35:27

I Think

35:29

that everybody just wants him to win, you

35:31

know wanted Mike to win but

35:36

Dude, people really don't like us Jake People

35:38

really want to see you get knocked out. Yeah, what

35:40

did I ever do to anyone? Well You

35:43

climbed on top of the KTLA news van Hilarious

35:46

you wasted the government's money. Oh

35:50

Because the FBI had to read that they wasted their

35:52

own money Who wasted their own

35:54

money like why would they do that? I didn't and

35:56

then like nothing ever came from I didn't even know

35:58

what they were doing there I still

36:01

don't even know what they were doing though Bro, bro,

36:03

they thought he was a terrorist or some

36:05

shit And they took 60 terabytes

36:08

of fucking Jake Paul vlog footage So

36:11

there's a team of people at

36:13

the FBI Who had to watch all my vlogs

36:16

And the outtakes, the outtakes My voice is stuck

36:18

in their head for ever Oh my god Nah

36:22

bro, when I found that out I was like Dog This

36:26

is fucking pathetic This is where taxpayer

36:28

dollars are going towards This is why

36:30

Doge, Elon and Vivek are gonna fix

36:32

these problems Wait, I'm sorry, you're gonna

36:34

raid a YouTuber's house because What do

36:36

you think he conspired to They

36:38

thought I had bombs I

36:43

mean you got bombs in your right hand Yeah, but

36:46

why would a YouTuber just have fucking bombs Bro,

36:50

insane, insane But

36:52

yeah, what else have I done? I don't think I've done anything

36:54

That's what I don't get And that

36:56

New York was washed up like Mike Tyson Yeah,

36:58

I'm just telling the truth People don't like the

37:00

truth People don't like the truth,

37:02

Jake It's scary for them

37:04

because they don't even seek truth in their own lives

37:08

But it's so hard because like how

37:10

do I find out what the truth is Like how

37:12

do I know what the truth is, actually Meditation and

37:14

getting closer to God That's the most bullshit answer I've

37:17

ever heard How does that tell me what the truth

37:19

is? Like

37:21

if I see a headline on Twitter I'm

37:24

like well I'm gonna meditate to find out if it's true

37:26

Oh, I thought you were talking about like within yourself You

37:29

were talking about Yeah Like talking

37:31

about like reading shit online Yeah, like is

37:33

it A man

37:35

or a woman Like I don't know, like what does

37:37

XY chromosomes mean? Like I don't know, can someone

37:39

tell me? Please tell me I

37:42

don't know, what makes a boy Penis? Help

37:48

me, Elon Yeah, you could chat GPT

37:51

That seems

37:54

to be

37:57

pretty helpful Hello?

38:03

I can't breathe. Hello. What

38:07

makes me a male? Hey,

38:10

biologically speaking, being

38:12

male typically means having XY

38:15

chromosomes, which influence the development

38:17

of male physical characteristics. But

38:20

gender identity is more complex and

38:23

can involve a mix of biological,

38:25

social and personal factors. Is

38:27

there anything specific you're curious about? No.

38:32

We're never going to know shit, dog. And I think

38:34

it's getting worse. Like, there's two ways to look at

38:36

this. Are we in the post-truth era or the truth

38:38

era? And if we are, like, where

38:40

do I go? I think people are seeking

38:42

the truth more than ever. Fair. Because

38:45

there's so much misinformation and lies out

38:47

there. Fair. And I think

38:49

we're making steps in the right direction towards figuring

38:51

out how to get the truth to prevail and

38:54

to be out there more. There's

38:56

like community notes, which still kind of isn't

38:58

good. But I think one day it will

39:00

be. I'm

39:06

nervous. For what? To

39:11

sit here. Why?

39:16

Because I need, I have to blow my nose. Can

39:19

we get him a tissue or something? We

39:22

can handle that. Okay. Because

39:24

I'm starting to not be able to talk

39:26

because it's clogged up. Who are you fighting

39:28

next? Everybody. Me? I'm,

39:31

I'm, yeah, I'll fight you. You

39:35

will fight me? Why

39:37

not? You're

39:40

fucking tiny. Big,

39:42

I'm taller than you. She's

39:44

still tiny. That doesn't even make any sense.

39:46

You're just a tiny little guy. Bro, just

39:48

because- You're just a tiny, wittle pickle. No,

39:50

no. You're just a

39:52

tiny, wittle pickle, you little wittle

39:55

pickle. I whatever happened two or

39:57

three years ago where you got

39:59

inflated. Like somebody inflated you doesn't

40:02

make me tiny. I just didn't get

40:04

inflated. Okay,

40:07

my tiny little quab. It

40:11

would go crazy. My tiny little pomeranian buddy.

40:15

He's so tiny Thor. Me

40:18

and you fighting would go crazy bro. Yeah.

40:22

Well, yeah, it would just be good because like, I would

40:24

be down cause I wouldn't have to be the one to

40:26

like, cause it would suck to be

40:29

the one that has to deal with, you

40:31

know, losing, but I wouldn't be the

40:33

one that I have the opposite perspective.

40:35

I feel like ruining my little brother's

40:38

boxing career would be so bad and

40:40

mean. Like I would get people

40:42

be like, you're such a bad older

40:44

brother. Like they already say, but now

40:46

you ruined his career as well. Yeah,

40:49

but you're just a widow pickle. You're

40:51

just a, I'm not, you're like a tiny

40:54

little like speck

40:56

of dust. Tiny little, what I'm a,

40:58

I'm a fucking big speck of dust.

41:00

You're just like, uh, how

41:03

would I describe you? Just the

41:05

fluff, the ball of fluff.

41:07

Do you really think you could beat me? Yeah.

41:14

You're, you're like, you're like the seven days. You're

41:18

weak. Seven days. What?

41:20

You're weak. Just in general, I'm

41:22

so strong. I'm

41:26

very strong. I know. You're,

41:30

you're really strong. I'm not saying I'm not, I

41:32

mean like boxing, who knows, but in a fight,

41:34

I think I could, I think I could come

41:36

away with it. I was practicing my roasting skills

41:38

like Dax flame. That guy's

41:40

so good at roasting. Yeah, he is. I

41:43

could roast you. Go. You're,

41:46

you're just a ball of fluff.

41:48

Bro, you're roasting is fucking trash.

41:52

I also am concerned in general about

41:54

you. At

41:56

first, this podcast, you're like, I'm brain dead.

41:58

I was like, ha. Now I

42:00

actually kind of like think you are. I

42:05

literally said that earlier. I know, but I thought it

42:07

was a joke. I'm I'm like,

42:09

I think you should go to a hospital.

42:11

Yeah, I think I

42:13

think I'm going to go do that. I'm

42:16

just exhausted. Bro, how did you have it? How

42:19

did you make it? Like

42:21

tell the world like how someone like you made it. That's

42:24

why I try to tell him. I try to

42:26

tell him I'm just a giant bucket. Like

42:29

if I could do it so can they? This

42:31

is so crazy. That's

42:34

so crazy. You

42:42

people underestimate

42:45

me. Why?

42:49

Because I go on podcast and act like this.

42:51

That is so true. That

42:54

is so true. So what happens then

42:56

because I have an underbite? Well

42:59

now that they know that what

43:02

happens then you flip that switch to turn

43:04

into a killer like

43:06

because you do sometimes we've seen it. We saw

43:08

what you did to Mike Perry and we won't

43:10

forget. We saw

43:12

what you did to Ben Asker. I

43:15

like pain. I

43:18

just turned into a pain machine. No,

43:21

you don't because you let Mike live. No,

43:23

I'm actually not. You were allowed it. You weren't about

43:25

it. I'm actually not even violent. I

43:28

actually want peace in the Middle East.

43:32

And peace in general. Yeah. And

43:35

just I'm

43:38

really a hippie actually. You

43:40

totally are. Do you totally are

43:42

like the ayahuasca the meditation you

43:44

do breath work and stuff. Yeah,

43:47

I probably if I wasn't boxing, I'd probably

43:49

just live in a van too. I

43:53

might go do that. Thank God. You

43:56

found boxing bro. I swear to God you be

43:58

homeless shooting heroin. No,

44:00

I would be in a van with

44:03

heroin. Yeah, but not homeless True

44:06

you and Mike would be hanging out in

44:08

the van. Yeah Your

44:11

roast earlier wasn't good. Okay, let me

44:13

try again You

44:19

your nose looks like Squidward, bro You

44:24

kind of do where's your girlfriend you kind of

44:27

do look like Squidward where's your girlfriend he does

44:30

Like Squidward, hold on let me do

44:32

that little side by side It's

44:34

gonna take forever. No, I'm just this

44:36

is the worst part. I don't say ever bro. Well Well,

44:40

basically what we said we were gonna do is

44:42

oh my god handsome Squidward is what you like

44:44

not at all You look like handsome. No, I

44:46

don't know I don't yeah you do Yo,

44:52

yo Caleb you're editing

44:54

this put a side by

44:56

side Um

45:06

Okay, wait, okay,

45:10

I'll roast you more What

45:15

are those It's

45:17

like you it's not looking good those It's

45:20

not looking good for you. Dude This

45:23

is crazy. I don't know how there's nothing to roast

45:25

you about you, bro There

45:28

are so many things to roast me about You

45:32

did earlier Me that

45:34

forest joke. Yeah, but that that's

45:36

like not even roasting you. It's just

45:38

funny is totally just

45:41

roasting me You roasted me.

45:44

I'm your brother. Okay. I'm

45:46

your brother. Let me see How

45:51

come you don't have eyebrows I know bro,

45:53

I know I don't know I don't

45:55

know it's cuz I'm blind I'm blind. Yeah,

45:57

but I think you used to have eyes

46:00

I think they taper off in the middle right

46:02

here. You only have eyebrow That

46:07

was good, that was actually really good Did

46:10

you see John Jones turn around and kick steep a

46:12

miyo chick in the ribs? Yeah, that was crazy I'm

46:15

right in the ribs nice kick. I look

46:17

like it hurt John Jones is probably the greatest fighter

46:19

of all time It's probably the baddest man on the

46:22

planet Do

46:25

you think he has a little homelander vibes Jake I

46:29

think John Jones. Yeah No, like

46:31

you don't think so. I see

46:33

memes about him actually being homelander

46:36

Like all smiles and like politically

46:38

correct and then behind the scenes.

46:40

He's just fucking savage Killer

46:43

he's a killer bro. Like I mean, he's like,

46:45

you know guy last night in his speech. He's

46:48

like man I just wanted why everyone's all excited.

46:50

I just want to take a moment to thank

46:52

Jesus Christ. I was like, yeah John Yeah,

46:55

no I

46:57

know he got that. I face timed with him

46:59

the other week. Yeah, he's fantastic. Jolly. He's always

47:02

been so good to us Yeah, I think he's

47:04

I'm just I'm at I'm asking questions because I've

47:06

seen the commentary online. They're saying this guy's like

47:09

This guy's actually kind of a little loose I mean

47:11

like I've seen him get arrested and say he's banging

47:14

his head and shit like it gets it gets pretty

47:16

rowdy Did you see a video of

47:18

John Jones saying? Someone

47:20

asked him if he could take both of us at the

47:22

same time. Yeah, he said no He

47:25

said no, I couldn't believe it which

47:27

it's definitely true. You think so? Yeah

47:29

for sure He

47:32

gave a really realistic answer, which I

47:34

think like probably shocked people

47:37

I certainly thought he'd be like like everyone

47:39

like every other fighter on earth would have

47:41

said No, I could take

47:43

them but John since he doesn't

47:45

have anything to prove We

47:49

actually had that printed out this morning and it wasn't

47:52

cheap It wasn't cheap and

47:54

so that's your gift. I'm

47:57

a battering ram Oh,

48:02

yeah, the other things to talk about there's so

48:04

much How

48:12

are you gonna celebrate like what do you do now? I

48:14

don't know I'm like a plastic bag drifting

48:16

through the wind you keep saying that I don't know

48:18

what I'm gonna do Really?

48:21

I'm there's nothing to do.

48:23

Why don't you come for Thanksgiving? We'll

48:25

play football Oh

48:28

Yeah, we could do that I'm

48:30

down. Oh, yeah, I'm coming. I'm going to

48:32

annual turkey going to New York a couple

48:34

of times Thanksgiving Christmas,

48:36

okay and Probably

48:39

just gonna sit around and just try to

48:41

not do anything Fly

48:47

football on no, it's it's our

48:49

annual turkey bowl. We take it very serious. Actually,

48:51

this is the first ever but literally

48:54

never Done that

48:56

turkey bowl. Yeah, so fun But um, I'm

48:59

gonna probably maybe go to st.

49:01

Bart's for New Year's couple of days ever No,

49:03

no, no, just like maybe next what are you

49:05

doing for New Year's? I'm gonna

49:07

be with Utah where in the

49:10

Netherlands That's nice. She has races and it's

49:12

her birthday race races No,

49:15

she has races Oh Oh

49:24

And Thor is the best dog in the world Yeah,

49:27

he is. I just wanted everyone to know that he

49:29

is He's getting older though.

49:31

Jake you can tell us. How

49:33

are you? We all are but that's what

49:35

that's literally what happens Yeah, that's

49:38

like saying like the Sun's coming up tomorrow.

49:40

Yeah hypothetically,

49:42

um Do

49:45

you ever worry about? Like

49:48

going like when you wake up and get dressed All

49:51

the time Okay, all the

49:53

time. I hate it. Yeah, it looks like it.

49:55

I yeah, but I don't what I

49:59

was told what to wear as

50:01

I always am. So if anyone has any comments.

50:04

Bro, someone tells me what to wear. I

50:06

have a PDF. This is wild. This

50:08

is crazy. What about this outfit? It's crazy.

50:11

It's insane. Why? It's

50:14

part you're wearing navy blue

50:16

with whatever those

50:18

things are. Dad

50:20

pants and then black shoes. Bro, I'm

50:22

a dad. Yeah,

50:26

but this is wild. I'm a

50:28

dad. This is wild. Bro,

50:30

we're getting old as

50:33

fuck. You're going to be 30 and I'm going to be 28. And

50:36

I have a child. You have a

50:38

niece. That's fucked, bro. What'd you think of her?

50:41

She wished you good luck for your fight. She

50:43

is beautiful. She's pretty, right? She's amazing. I

50:45

love her. She melts my heart. Yeah.

50:48

It's surreal. Like I still doesn't make

50:50

any sense. Crazy. It doesn't seem real.

50:52

It feels like a fever dream when

50:54

I see that you have a baby.

50:56

It's so weird. A little girl.

50:59

She's so pretty, bro. Her eyelashes

51:01

and her temperament. And now

51:03

she's smiling. You can get a smile out

51:05

of her. You say, hey, smile about what

51:08

you say. Would

51:10

you say I just said there's not

51:12

shit to smile about. Not for her, man. Yeah, like

51:15

I don't know why the fuck she's smiling because I'm

51:17

smiling at her. She likes it. That's

51:19

not funny. Imagine if

51:22

you were my daughter who by

51:25

the way has the same brain capacity as you right

51:27

now. And you just woke

51:29

up from a nap. And I come in

51:31

and I go, hi, Esme. Hi.

51:36

Yeah, smile like this. Yeah.

51:39

Just right. Yeah. All right. I

51:42

can't believe you found an ounce of success in

51:44

your life, bro. Bro, this is how you find

51:46

success. How?

51:51

Bro, you literally just be fun. Yeah,

51:53

I'm ball of fun. You

51:55

are fun. I'm a ball of fun. What

51:57

do you say to people who say who? Who

52:00

are you fighting next? Who

52:03

are you fighting next? Fight KSI. I'm

52:05

fighting Joe Biden. Any

52:10

senior citizen. I'm fighting Joe Biden. Any senior

52:12

citizen. I'm fighting Joe Biden. Any senior citizen.

52:14

I'm fighting Joe Biden. I'm fighting Joe Biden.

52:16

Dog, if I were you, anybody

52:20

with, anybody, they have to have

52:22

dementia or

52:25

Parkinson's. And

52:28

they have to, they have to

52:30

have the wheelchair thing, the

52:33

wheelchair thing in there, or the handicap parking

52:35

thing. Okay. If they

52:38

don't have that, I can't fight them. There's

52:40

a senior citizen's home down the street. We could

52:42

legit go beat the fuck out of all of

52:45

them. It makes so

52:47

much money. The

52:49

Paul brothers, the Paul brothers,

52:51

Ravage. Wait, wait. Ravage.

52:55

I think he's like 32, maybe 30. That's

52:57

old. 31, 32. That's old.

52:59

He fits, he fits. And

53:02

he's retired. So

53:05

there's a chance. He's a retired boxer. Like he

53:07

doesn't actually box. So it fits my. It's the

53:09

weight problem, right? That the age old weight problem.

53:11

Like, can we just figure this out once and

53:13

for all? Because bro, I have a grand vision.

53:15

Like I really like you and

53:18

KSI to stop hating each other, please. But

53:20

I understand that can't happen without somebody

53:22

getting fucking knocked out or some shit. So can

53:24

you just get it over with, please? See that

53:26

you have a baby. It's so weird. That

53:29

little girl, she's so pretty, bro. Her like

53:31

eyelashes and her temperament. And now she's smiling.

53:33

You can get a smile out of her.

53:35

You say, hi, man. Hey, she has a

53:38

smile about. What'd you say?

53:42

What'd you say? I just said there's

53:44

not shit to smile about. Not for her, man.

53:46

Yeah, like I don't know why the fuck she's

53:48

smiling. Because I'm smiling at her. She likes it.

53:50

That's not funny. Imagine

53:52

if you were my daughter who, you

53:56

know, by the way, has the same brain capacity

53:58

as you right now. And

54:00

you just woke up from a nap and I come in and I go,

54:02

hi, Esme.

54:05

Hi. Yeah,

54:07

I smile like this. Yeah,

54:10

don't just. Yeah, don't. All

54:13

right. I can't believe you found an ounce

54:15

of success in your life, bro. Bro, this

54:17

is how you find success. How?

54:22

Bro, you literally just be fun. Yeah, I'm ball

54:24

of fun. That is true. You are fun. You

54:26

are. I'm a ball of fun. What

54:29

do you say to people who say, who are

54:31

you fighting next? Who

54:35

are you fighting next? Fight KSI. I'm

54:37

fighting Joe Biden. Any

54:42

senior citizen. Dog,

54:48

if I were you, I'd

54:50

fight anybody with, anybody that

54:52

have to have dementia or

54:57

Parkinson's. They

55:00

have to. They have to

55:02

have the wheelchair thing, the wheelchair

55:04

thing in there or the handicap

55:06

parking thing. OK,

55:08

they don't have that. I can't fight

55:10

them. There's a senior citizen's

55:12

home down the street. We could legit go beat

55:15

the fuck out of all of them. It

55:18

makes so much money. The

55:21

ball, the ball brothers,

55:23

Rav, wait, wait, Dallas

55:26

retirement center. Center. OK,

55:29

wait, so fucking broken bones.

55:32

They didn't even know it's coming because

55:34

they all have dementia. Prost. Wait,

55:44

so then does that does that mean you want

55:46

you won't fight KSI because he's too young? KSI

55:51

is old. He's

55:54

like 34 or something. I

55:56

think he's like 32, maybe 30. That's old.

56:01

That's old. He fits. He fits. And

56:04

he's retired. So

56:06

there's a chance. He's a retired boxer. Like he

56:08

doesn't actually box. So it fits my. It's the

56:11

weight problem, right? That the age old weight problem.

56:13

Like can we just figure this out once and

56:15

for all? Because bro, I have a grand vision.

56:17

Like I really like you and

56:19

KSI to stop hating each other, please. But

56:21

I understand that can't happen without somebody

56:24

getting fucking knocked out or some shit. So can you

56:26

just get it over with please? I'm

56:28

ready. No, you're not. Look, no,

56:30

you're not. And

56:33

neither is he. I'm literally ready. He's too light.

56:35

You're too heavy, bro. Like it's, you

56:37

gotta, like someone's gotta, like should

56:39

we flip a coin? Flip a coin

56:41

for the weight class? I would low key be down for

56:43

that. You

56:46

would? That's actually big. If you guys

56:49

went online and flipped a coin. I feel like it's

56:51

a fair compromise. It totally is.

56:53

It totally is. If he's

56:56

down for that, that might be the solution to

56:58

all this shit. And both of your managements who

57:00

have egos need to stop blocking the deal because

57:02

they don't like each other. Your

57:04

managements should not be getting in the way of you two putting

57:06

out a big event. And it's

57:08

the name of the game, right? Yeah. What

57:10

are you doing? Bro, you

57:13

don't give a fuck. No, I do. What do

57:15

you mean? No, no, what do you mean? I

57:17

don't either. I don't either, so it's fine. Bro,

57:19

we knew this going into this episode that we're

57:21

both brain dead. Yeah. But

57:24

it's turning out great. This

57:27

episode is fucking great. Probably one of the

57:29

best. I'm

57:31

being serious. Dude, I'm gonna find

57:33

out what the UAPs are. I'm going

57:35

to. That's on God. We

57:39

should talk about Richard the pigeon.

57:43

So what happened? What happened? You went to go

57:45

give Mike Tyson a pigeon and he basically said

57:47

your pigeon is shit. Yeah. And he

57:49

gave it back. Yeah, but the thing is, my

57:52

team at better, fuck me. Hey, can

57:55

we get Richard in here? Download

57:57

better by the way, 2,000 extra money. But

58:01

my team at better fucked me because

58:03

they- Like 2,000 extra money what? Just

58:05

if you sign up? You set like a lineup,

58:07

a eight pick lineup. But you have to hit

58:09

it, right? Yeah. Oh. I

58:11

thought you were just doing it. I just

58:13

thought you were just doing 2,000 X. But

58:16

people hit it all the time. Okay, so you could set them over here

58:18

next to me. Next to Papa.

58:20

Wow. Papa. Okay, so the team- He calls

58:22

me Papa. The team fucked

58:24

you, what do you mean? So basically- No,

58:27

he's a pretty pigeon. He's beautiful, bro. So

58:30

my team lied to me and said

58:32

they got a $3,000 pigeon from

58:35

Southeast Asia. We got- I don't know why the

58:37

fuck they did that. It's

58:40

literally fucking stupid. Wait, why? They

58:43

did? That's him? He's like

58:45

a $5 pigeon. Shut the

58:47

fuck up, bro. Sorry, Richard. Sorry,

58:49

Richard. Where did they get it? And not that money,

58:52

Richard, makes your value. You are worth so much more

58:54

than that and you are the best pigeon in the

58:56

world, buddy. He walked out

58:58

with us. And now he's the most

59:00

famous pigeon in the world. This pigeon walked out to

59:03

Mike Paul, Mike Paul, Jake Tyson fight. 250

59:06

million people know this fucking pigeon, bro. Does he

59:08

sit on your finger? Not yet. I mean, he

59:10

can, but- You just grab him? Yeah,

59:12

but he could fly away, so. So

59:14

don't do that? What'd you say? Yeah.

59:19

No. Yeah, you wanna come on here? You

59:23

can if you want. Nothing else is fucking going on.

59:26

Yeah, pedal. Come

59:28

pedal. Oh, we could pedal the fuck Jake Paul spray

59:30

to all my haters. Grab that, grab that. Here,

59:33

go. So guys, this is a limited

59:35

edition W. For all of my haters, it's actually

59:37

a fuck Jake Paul spray. You

59:40

can get it at getw.com. What's the scent? What's

59:43

the scent? It's the original scent that's inside of there.

59:46

But- This camera, this camera's

59:48

just getting blasted, dude. But

59:50

yeah, you can get the fuck Jake Paul spray for

59:52

a limited time only. See, that's what I'm saying. But

59:55

you know what didn't happen

59:58

is the crowd didn't start chanting. Fuck

1:00:00

Jake Paul and that was what we were

1:00:02

gonna sell these after they chanted fuck show

1:00:04

even if they did Jake Stadium

1:00:07

chants are much harder to catch on

1:00:09

than arena chants and I was talking

1:00:11

about at the presser I was hoping

1:00:13

it was gonna leave. I just wanted

1:00:15

to come Intervening and

1:00:17

being inconvenienced and a

1:00:19

nuisance say something smart Like

1:00:22

give the audience something to take

1:00:24

home mitochondria is the powerhouse of

1:00:26

the sale. Fuck. Yeah, my guy.

1:00:28

Hell. Yeah and and

1:00:30

and At

1:00:33

the end of the day is nighttime. Yeah

1:00:35

shit is falling over Congratulations

1:00:46

Bro, well, yeah, hell

1:00:48

yeah. All right. Well, we'll see you

1:00:50

around brother. All right. Are

1:00:53

you coming to Puerto Rico? Yeah,

1:01:05

what's the date what's the date 17

1:01:07

Sunday Sunday, okay Yeah,

1:01:10

all right Dude

1:01:12

have you been to India? Yeah, it's

1:01:15

it's sick It's

1:01:17

sick Jake. You should go back. Yeah,

1:01:20

I was only there for like 12 hours Really?

1:01:22

You should stay longer the fire. The people are

1:01:25

very nice in India met a lot of creators

1:01:27

They're all in the come-up huge over there ready

1:01:29

to make some mainstream expansion If you ever go,

1:01:31

I want to go there and fight in a

1:01:34

rush Dude, don't don't you

1:01:36

would beat the shit out of you? But that's but

1:01:38

he thinks he would win bro. He couldn't even take

1:01:40

but it would be biggest in it It

1:01:42

would be big in India. It would be massive

1:01:44

dude It would be massive and they love you

1:01:47

I could go pick up like a big bag

1:01:49

of rupees just for beating Yeah, totally cuz they

1:01:51

love you. Do you know how many people were

1:01:53

like, oh congrats do go kill Mike Tyson? I'm

1:01:55

like, yeah, dude. I'm fighting Mike Tyson this Saturday

1:01:57

and I'm here. They thought Like

1:02:00

some people think I'm you and I had

1:02:02

to, I just had to do the same old rig of

1:02:04

my role that I always do. Do

1:02:07

people ever think you're me? Like

1:02:09

one in 10. Mine's probably, what

1:02:12

would you say? Two in 10, three in 10, probably

1:02:14

two in 10 is, it's

1:02:16

getting better though. I think it's, it's getting much

1:02:18

better. It used to be much worse. They

1:02:22

could probably see the difference now. Well,

1:02:25

dude, you are. I could see clearly

1:02:27

now the balls are different. I

1:02:30

could see clearly now they

1:02:32

look so different. We

1:02:35

should sing more. We should sing a couple of

1:02:37

songs for the audience. I sing to my daughter

1:02:39

freestyle. I'm down to freestyle. Let's

1:02:41

play a beat. Freestyle

1:02:46

beats, freestyle beats on

1:02:48

Spotify. Just freestyle beats. Do you want

1:02:50

to go first? Sure. I could

1:02:52

do it. Dude. The wifi in here is

1:02:55

just, yeah, I don't

1:02:57

think it's even working. What's good bro? Like I'm

1:02:59

on my 5g. Yo. Oh fuck. I

1:03:02

can see clearly now the rain is

1:03:04

gone. When are you going to shave

1:03:06

your head? Yo, Ryan with two ends.

1:03:09

Are you able to make me one of these pizza

1:03:12

lunchlies in the microwave? They're

1:03:14

fucking bomb when you eat, when you cook them like that.

1:03:17

What? Yeah, you can

1:03:19

grab it off of there. My, my chef made. Are

1:03:21

you having a twisted tea? You're

1:03:23

not, you can't be drunk with this hour. Like

1:03:26

still from last night. All

1:03:28

right. Too

1:03:31

slow probably. Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:34

Too slow. Yeah. This is a

1:03:36

crashed out episode like insane. Oh,

1:03:38

this could, this could, this could be good. Hey,

1:03:42

yeah. Uh,

1:03:44

okay. Yo,

1:03:47

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

1:03:49

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

1:03:51

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

1:03:53

yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo,

1:03:55

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

1:03:57

they call me L guy. I

1:04:00

do the dash on you. I make

1:04:02

you my I make you my son.

1:04:04

I knock you out kid Mike Tyson

1:04:06

Mike Tyson eating on the rice in

1:04:09

fights in license bison. I'm the one

1:04:11

that's gonna be no for sleeping Tyson

1:04:13

the bison that Everything

1:04:16

is exciting Yeah,

1:04:18

all right. Oh guy yo,

1:04:20

he's from Ohio, ooh, Puerto Rico

1:04:25

That's a nice course a guy

1:04:27

yo people Ohio I'm

1:04:29

a freak Yeah,

1:04:33

tell me up one time the biggest

1:04:35

in the world and it clicks on

1:04:37

my line. Yeah, they want more business.

1:04:39

Uh, No fucking

1:04:41

kidding I

1:04:43

do the dad. I hit the

1:04:45

Lambo. Hey, I'm going fast. I'm never

1:04:47

in the last. I'm never in the

1:04:49

past I'm in the present the future

1:04:51

the animal mystic nature of my style.

1:04:53

I'm going wow. Wow. Wow I'm the

1:04:55

wild west boy el guy yo I

1:05:01

Yeah, I'm a freak yo,

1:05:03

I'm on nether's going viral

1:05:05

from Ohio Yo,

1:05:09

what the fuck What

1:05:11

have you done? That was? That's

1:05:13

pretty good. Thanks. It was all inspired by

1:05:16

this the guy. Oh Dude,

1:05:19

do you feel like do you feel like you're making

1:05:21

do you think this would scare Richard? Yeah,

1:05:24

they probably have beef I

1:05:31

Yeah, he's dipping out. Yeah, I can't

1:05:34

believe that pigeon walked out with us in in the

1:05:36

in the whatever that was like a

1:05:38

limousine Yeah,

1:05:41

the Commission said to me after they said I we

1:05:44

we would have never allowed that I don't know how

1:05:46

we didn't see the pigeon Why

1:05:48

would what what's wrong with the pigeon? That

1:05:51

species The

1:05:54

species yeah like races against

1:05:57

species. Yes That

1:06:00

is specious. Why would they not look at

1:06:02

him? He said he's not cars because of

1:06:04

animal cruelty. Animal cruelty. What do you like?

1:06:06

I literally literally and now he's so famous. He's

1:06:08

getting brand deals. There's no fucking animal. He's making

1:06:10

a living for him and his family. He's literally

1:06:13

making a living. Shut up. A

1:06:15

killing. Shut up. In that right door. Bro,

1:06:19

like, like, like we were coming out of

1:06:21

that tunnel. In the car. He wants a

1:06:23

little rooster. There you go buddy.

1:06:25

Oh, Richard's like, oh fuck dude. Oh

1:06:28

shit. Is that your little chicken?

1:06:30

Oh shit. That's your little chicken, Thor. Oh,

1:06:33

my little chicken. Is he aggressive at all?

1:06:35

Does he, could he like hurt something? Yeah,

1:06:37

bro. Thor's a killer. Actually? He's

1:06:39

just like me, like super dumb and

1:06:41

slow until it's time to fucking fight

1:06:44

people. Oh yeah,

1:06:46

my bad. Yeah,

1:06:50

but when we were coming out in that truck

1:06:52

car and I looked around and just saw the

1:06:54

stadium full of people, I was like, dude, look

1:06:56

around. It's insane,

1:06:59

dude. And I'm so glad I

1:07:01

got to be there in that moment. Me

1:07:04

too. That was fucking epic. Started

1:07:07

from the bottom, now we're here, bro. 60

1:07:09

million households, Jake. 250

1:07:11

million people. But

1:07:14

60 million accounts, insane. Well,

1:07:18

that is so. It's all downhill

1:07:20

from here. No, for sure. You

1:07:23

know, I peaked. Now

1:07:25

I know what it feels like. You know the kids

1:07:27

who peaked in high school? Hell yeah. I peaked right

1:07:29

now, so. Whatever. Whatever, bro.

1:07:31

Oh, he's ripping up the chicken. Oh,

1:07:34

really?