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Our reality shows out now on Max.
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Let's go! The whole happy wife happy
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life thing. Here we go. Bullshah! From
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a divorce, you heard. I'm sitting here
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watching a first cut of an episode
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and I see myself being fucking born
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on camera. We've always said like, oh,
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we've lived our whole life on camera.
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Literally. How is the break of going?
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How would it be if you woke
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up in the person? Why do you
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ask me that? To look the
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vehicle man or the reporter. That
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was kind of sad. I literally
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said you smell so fucking about
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when you fall. Jake did
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you get emotional when you
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were proposing? Yeah I started
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to get tear-eyed. What do you
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think of having Greg Paul
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as a father-in-law? I
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think he's great Paul
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as a father. I'm
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not completely satisfied with
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your representation in the show,
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but I love you, this
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might hurt your feelings a
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little bit. If we're not
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doing headphones, no, you don't
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have to. I'm not going
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to. If you're not, make
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sure you're talking
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into the mic. So for
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example, you right now are
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nowhere near the mic. Where
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are you going to see? Where are
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you moving? Okay, face, this is a
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temporary seat. Where do you plan
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to go? Yeah. Are we rolling?
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Yeah. G.B. Coming at you. Wherever
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G. B. Wants to go. I
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thought as the interviewer of this
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group and the one person separated,
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it would make sense for me
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to be separated from the group.
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Yeah, but Pam and I aren't
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sitting together. We're not sitting together. Well, do
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you see that as a problem, maybe? Okay.
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Do you want me to sit in the
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middle? Well, Mike and Logan are together and
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they're... Yes, they are. They're f-fats all the
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time. So that's fine. Yeah, yeah, so that's
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fine. Is it, is it, is it, let
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me ask you, is it a you thing or is
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it a Kelly, your wife's thing? Do you see Kelly
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here? No. She's in hair and
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makeup. Because she came in early
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this morning. So you don't want
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to sit next to my mom
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because she has cooties. I didn't
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say she had cooties, that's you.
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Why don't you want to sit
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next to my mom? Hold on,
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let's not get Greg in this
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code. Yeah, let's, well, we're already
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rolling, this is a good one
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to go. We're not sitting together.
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It looks like you are. Sit
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in the middle? Yeah, said, it'd
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be great. No, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no,
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because that works. No, it's not
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fine. No, it's not fine. No,
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no, that Nina says, yeah, I'll
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be the child. Yeah, I get
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it. You too, but then my
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fiance is further than me. I
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want to look at her because
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she's so beautiful, she's right there.
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Okay, but then maybe. Yeah, this
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is perfect. See? Oh, it worked.
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It's great. Ah! There's a lot
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of a great start. There's a
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lot of big personalities on this
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show. No way. Should we wear
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headphones so we're not always talking
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over each other? Is that a
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thing? We will otherwise. Is it
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going to ruin our hair? Yeah.
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Yes. My headphones are stuck really
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far back so I have to
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sit like this the whole time.
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Oh, it's kind of nice, actually.
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You look insane. No, like insanely
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good. There's a piece of hair
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flowing out in the back. This
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is what happens when you have
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a lion's man for a hair.
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Well, could you fix me? Yeah,
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sure. Okay, come to me, Caleb?
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guys. Welcome. Wow. Yeah, it's unbelievable.
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convinced all of them to do
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my podcast, impulsive. Thanks for joining
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us family. Let's Let's get into
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it. Where do we start? Where
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do we start over here? Oh,
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it does? Obviously. Let's see the
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ring. Well, it's hard to miss,
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but wow. Yeah, to all the
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ring review people out there. I
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don't know where my camera is.
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Oh. You guys aren't that good
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at spotting the number of carrots.
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Were they low? And they are
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low. Yeah, let them think whatever
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they want. Who cares? No, it
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doesn't matter. But we don't know.
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It's one thing in that they
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said it was like half moon
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sides, like half moon stones on
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the side. But it's actually hearts
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because it fits my necklace and
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brace it. He gave me already.
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So it's pretty cute. How much
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money on jewelry have you spent
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on Utah? I don't know
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that the public needs to know that.
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Yeah, I don't think that's relevant. Seven
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figures? I don't think the public needs
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to know that. Are you Jake? What
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the fuck? Since we become the moderate
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of this show. I'm just curious. I'm
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sitting in Mike's seat and he said
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that I'm... I think it's a metric
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for how much you love her. And
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I think it's a metric for how
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much you love her. No. But no,
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that is kind of true. Like if
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I knew when I was a kid.
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that I wanted to be wealthy so
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I could support my family. So that's
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what a real man does. So maybe
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part of the reason I'm curious, and
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I sort of thought that was like
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a little bit of an alley-up in
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here, I'm just getting grilled, because like,
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look, you're so generous, Jake. You are
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so good at gifts. And man, Utah,
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he spoils. I know. You like crazy.
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I know. I love it. I do
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love it, but he doesn't have to
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do it. It's a love language. It
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is your love language. I know. It
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is one of them for sure. I
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think I got definitely above them. What's
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the other, what's the number one love
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language? I would say quality time. Also
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physical charge. Like it's all. Which is
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interesting because you have a long distance
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relationship which so you can't actually be
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we're making up for lost time when
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we're together we're just like you guys
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you guys look like a power couple
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you look fucking great thank you thank
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you thank you are you are you
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are y'all like telling the story yet
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all we keeping it for the show
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season two like how do you want
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to go into it Yeah, what shall
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we say about that? Why now Jake
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Paul? Why right in this moment would
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you get engaged to this woman? Well,
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she's the love of my life and
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I know she has to focus on
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the Olympics moving forward. So this was
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like our only time to actually do
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it where we could both enjoy it
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for a week and have like a
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vacation because also I'm gonna start training
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and stuff soon. And I had the
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ring for a long time and I
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was waiting for the right moment to
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figure out when... it would make sense
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and this just worked out perfectly at
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Jade Mountain in St. Lucia was like
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this is the most beautiful view in
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the world, flyer family in. Yeah, that
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was a bad surprise. Like, I felt
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like coming a little bit, but you
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of course never know. But then when
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we were engaged, they said, we should
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go down to take pictures on the
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beach. So we went down there and
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Jake like lifted me up and all
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of a sudden I saw Pam in
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the corner of my eye and it
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was like so surprised and happy to
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first see Jake's family, of course. But
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then I was a little disappointed because
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I just saw my mom on Face
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Time in the morning and she was
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that she did a better. surprise my
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life and it was it was so
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amazing. Jake did you get emotional when
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you were proposing? Yeah I started to
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get tear-eyed and then I was like
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starting to cry and then I realized
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I didn't know what I was saying
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while I was crying and then like
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the snot came and I was like
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oh no like a bubble or just
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a it was like a lot I'm
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pretty sure it was it was it
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was it was too much I got
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scared because I was like if I
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keep doing this start coming out. And
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if you know me, I'm like, no,
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I just turned into a pussy, dude.
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I just got, I was, I was
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emotionally distraught. Like, I don't know why
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it affected me so much, and like
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fully blacked out. I was so nervous.
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I was so fucking nervous, bro. And
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I was like trying to, I took
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like two shots of whiskey before, three,
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it didn't do anything. Nothing. It doesn't
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help at all. How does this compare
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to your proposal? the last time you
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did it, if you don't mind me
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asking, because I know it's been a
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sensitive topic today, did you break down
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crying? And what do you think of
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your boys crying like pansies? Well, proposing.
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All right, so the last time I
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did it was with Kelly and we
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bought, we got $11 gas station rings,
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lifetime warranty, and we freaking love them.
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Because we were in the gas station,
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we're like, we're like, hey, let's just
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buy these as our, as our exchange
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of bottles rings rings rings, and we
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did. Golden and the deal is this
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the size of the ring should never
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really matter because The size of the
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love in your heart is what counts
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and I agree and if Wherever flat-ass
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broke We're cool. Now you guys
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have ever flat-ass broke. You can sell your ring.
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You'll be good for a couple years One thing
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I have to say is I will leave all
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my stuff behind when I have to say is
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I will leave all my stuff behind when I
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go to that answer to because I don't want
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it like around me or something. That's the other
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reason we went with the $11 ring because I
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was like babe I could buy him Yep, I'm
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not talking about that. I'm talking about stuff he's
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doing on the side. Don't, don't pocket watch. Yeah,
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yeah, you act like, don't pocket watch. Yo, yo,
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you just say you could buy a million dollar
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ring? No, that's expensive. That's a very expensive ring
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actually. All right, what I told her was I
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could buy you one if I wanted to. How
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I got there is not your fucking business. Okay.
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No, maybe you would grind harder to get it.
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How do you know? Why are you laughing? Bro,
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you're the seed that came out of his nuts.
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So if you can do it, then he can
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do it. You were once him. Facts. Remember we
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talk about this? Let's not tell him that. He's
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going to break down crying, he's going to get
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angry, he's going to get psychotic, all kinds of
10:07
shit. Like he always tells him, he come from
10:09
his lawns, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he said,
10:12
and I told this to Nina the other day,
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we would be doing weird shit growing up and
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he would go, that boy did not come from,
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from what? He came from me for sure. I
10:20
mean you want to get long Logan crippled when
10:23
somebody says oh my gosh you look like your
10:25
dad he's like oh no I've come to accept
10:27
it I think you're a good-looking guy and I
10:29
like how weathered you look thank you I think
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you look healthy right now Thank you. Hair and
10:34
makeup, where's my? No, he goes through phases. Okay.
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You do. Right now you're in a healthy phase,
10:38
I think. Yeah. Are you sawning? Did you build
10:40
that sauna? No, I'm spending a lot of time.
10:43
The sawnas up, but my electrician son died, so
10:45
we got a hold on plugging it in. Oh
10:47
shit. Oh, that's sad. Yeah, but I've been doing
10:49
a lot of blue crab life and that, you
10:51
know, you know, being king of the bayou, being
10:54
king of the bayou, it, it, it, it, it,
10:56
it, makes me, makes me, makes me, makes me,
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makes me, makes me, makes me, makes me, makes
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me, makes me, makes me, makes me, makes me
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look like. This is the most interesting, makes me
11:05
look like. This is the most interesting, this is
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the most interesting, this is the most interesting part.
11:09
This is the most interesting, this is the most
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interesting, Do you know he's the crab king? The
11:14
king of the bayou in his little area? That's
11:16
what they call him. Like they call you the
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guyo? They call you that? Yeah, in Tarball Springs.
11:20
I knew you were catching crabs, but I never
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heard of the name. They must have just started
11:25
last week. I mean, we talked almost every day.
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No, no, no, no. Jake, that's why it's interesting.
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He hasn't shared it. He's hidden this from both
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of us. He has a hobby. He's hidden this
11:34
from both of both of both of us. He's
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from both of us. He's from both of us.
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He's from both of us. He's from both of
11:40
us. He's from both of us. He's from both
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of us. He's from both of us. He's, he
11:45
has a hobby. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
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he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's I know
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that it's in the show but I'm saying like
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I didn't know they called you the king. They
11:54
actually call me Cobb, K-O-B, King of Biyu. Do
11:56
you know that me and Jasper's best friend name
11:58
is Biyu Boys? I didn't know that. It's tattooed.
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right there. Maybe one day you'll be the bayou
12:02
king. Yeah, maybe that's where it came from. But
12:05
if you want to do that you got to
12:07
take down the current bayou king. I'm pretty sure
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I could take you down. I wish well I
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always have guns and knives on me so you
12:14
got to be careful. You're in New York? You
12:16
don't have a gun or a knife on you.
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my personality that didn't get shown, number
22:56
one, I married, which probably most people
22:58
don't even know. Was he just not
23:00
shown at all? He was just not
23:03
ever introduced. He was omitted? Oh, he
23:05
was. Completely. No, he was introduced. He
23:07
was introduced. No. You were in the
23:10
living room. And you gave him a
23:12
kiss. And he said this is a
23:14
husband. Yeah, but we forced that to
23:17
happen. Oh, yeah. There was a few
23:19
things that were forced to happen because
23:21
of that. you know, because me saying
23:24
something. So, shout out to David, I
23:26
love you. And he believes in happy
23:28
wife, happy life. So, it's awesome. Goes
23:31
back to what I was saying. And
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so, I know I'm just more like,
23:35
it was always so serious, I think,
23:38
when they were in your... They're spunky.
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Like, people need to see like you're
23:42
like a little... I am spunky and
23:45
she's athletic. She's the most competitive out
23:47
of all of you guys. I think
23:49
definitely in season two inshallah pam should
23:52
have a little more airtime of yeah
23:54
I think there's so much I willing
23:56
there is just so much foot it
23:59
was like nearly impossible to do this.
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Yeah. To figure it out. That's what
24:03
they kept saying to me, but there
24:06
could have been a little bit more,
24:08
just quick. It doesn't have to be,
24:10
you know, some big segment. But I
24:12
liked when they came back and included.
24:15
Utah's personality better, I thought that was
24:17
really good. And by the way, I
24:19
thought you did great, Nina, being pregnant
24:22
and being filmed. Yeah. I mean, I
24:24
look back at him, I'm like, I
24:26
don't know how she did that. And
24:29
you did it with a smile. I
24:31
think you did that. So question, how
24:33
do you guys maintain based on this
24:36
kind of... not resentment, but like just
24:38
unhappiness without things turned out. How do
24:40
you guys maintain? No, wait, no, we're
24:43
happy. No, sorry, that's not what we
24:45
said. Pam, Pam, Pam, specifically being a
24:47
little bit upset or whatever. How do
24:50
you guys maintain who you actually are
24:52
versus you two who have the opportunity
24:54
at any given time to slip back
24:57
into that more performative, like Pam, I'll
24:59
tell you what. If you had done
25:01
a back flip off the roof off
25:04
the roof into the fucking pool in
25:06
season one. That would have made it.
25:08
They would have left it out. No,
25:11
no, they would have made it. It
25:13
would have made it. I had to.
25:15
Do you hear what I'm saying though?
25:18
Like, why, like, do you guys feel
25:20
like you need to compete for air
25:22
time? Do you feel like you need
25:25
to act performative to get on camera?
25:27
Like, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's a
25:29
difference. Mom, and I love you, this
25:31
might hurt your feelings a little bit.
25:34
Well, why. The spunky part of your
25:36
personality is not the majority of your
25:38
personality. True or false? You're put together
25:41
80% of the time plus, I would
25:43
say. Which is needed. Yeah, she's, yeah,
25:45
and by the way, that's how they
25:48
portrayed her in the show. She's like
25:50
the level-headed sweet mother, which she is
25:52
eight, no, 90% of the time, 10%
25:55
of time, about post 8 p.m. Donna,
25:57
the, the, having, yeah, we would see
25:59
Pam, Pam, going crazy, going crazy once
26:02
she gets a little wine, Well, we
26:04
got some screws loose like most of
26:06
the time watch Pam had a fight
26:09
or the turkey on Thanksgiving Christmas. So
26:11
there is footage though, that's kind of
26:13
what I'm saying. Like they came and
26:16
they saw us play football. I made
26:18
a touchdown. They did come and had
26:20
my tennis friends, we all played a
26:23
match and you know. So that's the
26:25
part that they didn't show to be
26:27
fair with the turkey bowl like I
26:30
was clearly the MVP You were like
26:32
no you didn't get awarded the MVP.
26:34
No, I think wiki But I was
26:37
clearly the MVP that was like a
26:39
that was like a guilt trip like
26:41
new family memories caught one pass I
26:43
had three touchdowns, like probably over a
26:46
hundred Russian yards, an interception. Yeah, you
26:48
did. And almost a forced fumble, but
26:50
we won't even count that. With a
26:53
bad ankle. But Logan, that did not
26:55
hurt my feelings at all. You're right.
26:57
Like I'm, yes. So what I'm saying,
27:00
my suggestion would be what she just
27:02
said. Go back flip off the roof.
27:04
When that red light is on. Go
27:07
crazy. Give them content, they have to
27:09
put in the show. Call some drama.
27:11
Good note, cause some drama. Like start
27:14
cursing out your ex-husband. Yeah, go like
27:16
Greg. Yeah, say something to them now.
27:18
I'm too nice. Because you guys had
27:21
an episode where there was a little
27:23
bit of a back and forth. What
27:25
are you talking about? Episode 6. Yeah,
27:28
that one was heavy. Yeah, the motherfuckers
27:30
trying to come at my ass on
27:32
everything. Can you guys tell me what
27:35
happened? No, you have to watch the
27:37
show. Like everyone else. Fair enough, no
27:39
problem. It's actually one of those things.
27:42
Do you have an HBO Max account?
27:44
I'm very, I still call it Cinemax.
27:46
Logan comments on my, how old I
27:49
am all the time. I don't know,
27:51
I'm sure I do. He yells at
27:53
me when I'm not coming down for
27:55
supper. And to watch my favorite program,
27:58
which is Jeopardy. Sorry. Yeah, I'm getting
28:00
there, dude. I love meatloaf. What does
28:02
a mechanic and auto shop owner in
28:05
Georgia? A taco restaurant operator in Arizona?
28:07
and a life-saving medical innovator in Tennessee
28:09
haven't common. Anyone? Mike, is it that
28:12
they're all small businesses? They are, and
28:14
they're all thriving on TikTok across the
28:16
US. Over 7.5 million businesses from family-owned
28:19
shops to entrepreneurs are using TikTok to
28:21
compete and grow. In fact, 74% of
28:23
businesses on TikTok say Tiktok's allowed them
28:26
to scale their operations, increasing sales and
28:28
expanding to new locations, and that growth
28:30
means jobs. Today there are over 7.5
28:33
million US businesses on Tiktok, employing more
28:35
than 28 million people, and that number
28:37
keeps growing more keeps contribution to the
28:40
US economy at Tikk. When you think
28:42
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29:35
Okay, here's a question. How do you
29:38
continue to one up the episode of
29:40
the season before? Like, let me ask
29:42
you guys this question as a unit,
29:45
as a family unit. You just had
29:47
a historic fight against Mike Tyson. You're
29:49
running the, the, the, the, the, the,
29:52
the, the, the, the, the best Olympic,
29:54
you know, speed skater of, history of
29:56
the world. Nina's a mom and a
29:59
model and all these incredible things and
30:01
just becoming such an awesome part of
30:03
this whole dynamic. GP is an established
30:06
crab, bayou, king, pans of gymnastics. How
30:08
do you continue to provide and level
30:10
up when it seemingly feels like we've
30:13
reached some sort of pinnacle, right, pets?
30:15
Not at all. We're just getting started,
30:17
but also. doing more repetitions of the
30:20
show, we're gonna get better at filming
30:22
it and being able to tell these
30:24
storylines, because there are still so many
30:26
things that are missed throughout. Still like
30:29
popping out kids, we got a marriage,
30:31
we got an engagement, we have bigger
30:33
fights to come, you know, world championships,
30:36
W-W-E-champ. And even truthfully some of your
30:38
guys strongest personalities are some of the
30:40
friends that haven't even been introduced No,
30:43
and that's what's crazy is like we
30:45
had this conversation Yeah, we had this
30:47
we want the show to be even
30:50
more personal this next season and less
30:52
about the big events I think the
30:54
funniest moments are when it's literally just
30:57
the boys and and the girls like
30:59
Talking shit hanging out a hundred percent.
31:01
It's what we realize watching the episodes
31:04
back like the the the pitch up
31:06
for the show was like Jake's going
31:08
to box in front of 60,000 people
31:11
The next weekend. I'm frog splashing in
31:13
front of the same number in a
31:15
stadium. What does that look like behind
31:18
the scenes? It's this it's these big
31:20
events to lure and That's I think
31:22
why Max bought the show but in
31:25
filming we realize that most of the
31:27
best moments were just us at home
31:29
like I said it from the beginning.
31:32
I said, you guys have to say,
31:34
I want to be a reality TV
31:36
star. Because that is what's going to
31:38
be successful. And that's what people want
31:41
to see. They want to see like
31:43
people behind the scenes. Like, everyone. Thanksgiving
31:45
dinner when we were, nobody's filming this.
31:48
We're all tilting our cameras, getting different
31:50
angles. We need to use that footage.
31:52
We got it. It got heated. Yeah,
31:55
there was always an argument. Well, that
31:57
and that's what people want to see.
31:59
And when you and when you think
32:02
about it, like all the stuff you
32:04
guys are talking about, the WrestleMania stuff,
32:06
the boxing. We're already seeing that. We're
32:09
already seeing all that stuff. And you
32:11
didn't have to realize that the real
32:13
meat was beyond the scenes because both
32:16
of y'all already know it. How many
32:18
times did you guys concept of log
32:20
out and use 90% of the conversation
32:23
in the car before the big concept
32:25
actually even happened? All of the real
32:27
payoff is behind the scenes. You're right.
32:30
I guess just, that's not. How, certainly
32:32
not how I thought this was gonna
32:34
go. It's, we were like, it's gonna
32:37
be like a doc, you series reality.
32:39
It's not a reality show, but Nina
32:41
from day one was like, dude, it's
32:44
gotta be a reality TV. She's 100%
32:46
right for success for sure. Yeah, for
32:48
long-term success. And so season one is
32:51
an interesting hybrid, but in season two,
32:53
I believe we're gonna lean more into
32:55
like reality TV, which is a bit.
32:57
Vulnerable. Vulnerable. Vulnerable. Vulnerable moments and like
33:00
the real moments and conversations and emotions
33:02
and all of- Well you know there
33:04
are things, a lot of people are
33:07
like, oh it's scripted and none of
33:09
the shit we're doing is scripted. Jude,
33:11
when I saw those comments, I was
33:14
like, wow, I forgot this might be
33:16
a concern. Like, oh, like all you
33:18
dumb motherfuckers out there to think that
33:21
GP's gonna do any scripting bullshit, you
33:23
can kiss my white ass. It ain't
33:25
gonna happen. I want to ask you
33:28
a question. So you put a lot
33:30
out there this season, specifically episode 7.
33:32
Yeah. Episode 7 of 8, you gave
33:35
birth to our daughter. Yep. And like,
33:37
that had to feel pretty vulnerable for
33:39
you. It's definitely. Not hard to watch,
33:42
but it's like I haven't put myself
33:44
out there in a while and here
33:46
I am putting all of me out
33:49
there. You know, it's like, it's so
33:51
many emotions and like sounds and. I
33:53
thought it was done in like a
33:56
super beautiful way. You see the first
33:58
cut though? The first cut though? The
34:00
first cut was a lot. I didn't
34:03
watch any of the first things after
34:05
the, it was ridiculous. Sorry, were the
34:07
cameras in the delivery room? No, I
34:09
filmed it. I don't know how you
34:12
managed to do that. While supporting me,
34:14
Logan was able to film the entire
34:16
thing like. perfectly capture all the moments
34:19
from like, you know, my emotions to
34:21
S-Maves first cry to her going to
34:23
get way to you being there. Like,
34:26
it was fascinating. Wow, all these vlogs.
34:28
I was gonna say, since we were
34:30
not. No, we were like, do we
34:33
bring a videographer? We thought about bringing
34:35
my best friend Taylor, who's a videographer,
34:37
who's a videographer, and I was just
34:40
like, I just wanted to be you.
34:42
Like, I wanted to be intimate, and
34:44
it's. It's our moment. I don't think
34:47
there's another person on the planet that
34:49
has the level, the capability to multitask
34:51
true production value with really living in
34:54
the moment at the same exact time.
34:56
Yeah, did you actually, were you in
34:58
the moment when she was born away?
35:01
I totally, I totally was. It was,
35:03
baby, it was hard to not be
35:05
completely cemented in that moment. It was
35:08
so fucking beautiful, all of it. I
35:10
looked. Yeah. You didn't, did you pass
35:12
out at all? No, I didn't pass
35:15
out. They told me. They told me.
35:17
They told me. They told me. They
35:19
told me they told me when she
35:21
got her epidural, which is fucked, by
35:24
the way. They shove this needle this
35:26
long in her back like this. And
35:28
they told me not to look away,
35:31
or to look away because some husbands
35:33
like actually pass out and I'm like,
35:35
can't be that bad. Sure enough, it
35:38
was that bad. But no, no, I
35:40
was able to, it was such an
35:42
amazing moment. Like that was part of
35:45
this like, like, like, like theory, like
35:47
this calling I have to document. Like
35:49
dude. The moment S-May was born is
35:52
captured on camera. But this is right,
35:54
no, this is what I wanted to
35:56
bring up is I have a gripe
35:59
to pick with my parents here because,
36:01
and also questions, because cameras like didn't
36:03
exist when I was born, and you
36:06
guys had a videographer in the room,
36:08
and I'm sitting here watching a first
36:10
cut of an episode. and I see
36:13
myself being fucking born on camera, and
36:15
you guys have failed to mention that,
36:17
never showed me, and why the fuck
36:20
did you have a videographer in there?
36:22
Well, we were saving that. for this
36:24
show. Bro, Jake, Jake, I saw that
36:27
footage and I nearly wept. I was
36:29
like, I got teary on it. This
36:31
is Jake, Jake, Jake doesn't know this
36:34
exists. What the fuck? No, and they
36:36
threw it in a cut and sent
36:38
you as a draft. I was fucking
36:40
pissed. I sent them a note like
36:43
you have ruined a moment in my
36:45
life for me and my brother and
36:47
our family. Yeah, you were very mad.
36:50
But how, you guys had this footage,
36:52
never gonna be like, hey, here's you
36:54
being born. I told you, we were
36:57
saving it for the show. I want
36:59
a fucking real answer. Okay, I'm gonna
37:01
give a real answer. Back in the
37:04
day, 28 years ago, 30 years ago,
37:06
when you guys were born, we had
37:08
that video camera because my dad gave
37:11
it to us and he was into
37:13
filming. How we thought to bring it
37:15
to the hospital? I have no idea.
37:18
And a nurse was filming. You just
37:20
handed it to a nurse? Yep. Yeah.
37:22
Go grab this, grab this, grab this.
37:25
This shit's about to happen right now,
37:27
dude. So I don't even remember how
37:29
we thought of that because we did
37:32
not do that when Logan was born
37:34
because we were in an operating room
37:36
because he was a C section. So
37:39
you couldn't bring a camera. But we
37:41
know we do have that. We're there
37:43
like. You might have something
37:46
where I'm standing there and there
37:48
and I'm holding the camera and
37:50
I'm looking over the Thing where
37:52
you're draped and all you hear
37:54
on camera is somebody counting one
37:57
two they're counting sponges towels to
37:59
So then. we get home and
38:01
it's not like you guys you're
38:03
always reviewing stuff and you're looking
38:05
you know at your photos that's
38:08
not really what we did with
38:10
the camera away and then what
38:12
are we gonna do show it
38:14
to a three four five six-year-old
38:17
I don't think we ever even
38:19
thought of that and then we
38:21
get divorced and some of this
38:23
you know film stuff goes with
38:25
me some photos with your dad
38:28
and never occurred to me, you
38:30
never asked to see or say,
38:32
did you film my birth? I
38:34
never even occurred to me that
38:37
that would be something really important
38:39
to you. I apologize for that,
38:41
but I just didn't think of
38:43
it. Why is that? By the
38:45
way, why is that so important
38:48
to you? You just want to
38:50
see yourself being, because like, that's
38:52
sick. We're creators and like influencers
38:54
and we changed the space forever.
38:56
And the fact that I was
38:59
born on camera is a whole
39:01
area. Yes, yeah, that's what I
39:03
would have said. Like we've always
39:05
said like, oh, we've lived our
39:08
whole life on camera. Literally, I've
39:10
been on camera all time. Got
39:12
it confirms your story. Yeah, yeah,
39:14
it was like, it was like,
39:16
for me, I'm getting actually goosebumps
39:19
here, like, and it was a
39:21
confirmation of identity. Like, like, no,
39:23
no wonder we film everything. The
39:25
first moment on this plan, it
39:28
was caught on camera. And yours
39:30
is too, because, but with yours
39:32
is not much, all they hear
39:34
is, um, doctor, what's her name?
39:36
Um, womb, yeah, she goes, shout
39:39
out, shout out, shout out. She's
39:41
like, hey, oh. It's a boy,
39:43
you know, and that's all we
39:45
hear, but everything was draped, so
39:47
you couldn't really see you like
39:50
we could with Jake. I know
39:52
where we got this idea. Our
39:54
neighbor Joyce across street filmed her
39:56
delivery and she invited us over
39:59
to watch it, but when her
40:01
filming was from this thing, like,
40:03
oh, what? Whoa, that's the viewing
40:05
party. Well, and she did, so
40:07
she's a doctor, she didn't even
40:10
warn us, like, we're all sitting
40:12
there, all, and all the dudes
40:14
are like, wow, yeah. That's crazy.
40:16
I was going to ask, I
40:19
mean you answered it, but like
40:21
what inspired you guys to do
40:23
that? You were way ahead of
40:25
your time, and all you've seen
40:27
is a baby. It was awesome.
40:30
Except we never showed anybody you
40:32
could take. And it was you
40:34
too friendly, it was done in
40:36
a way that you possibly could
40:38
have shown. It's the same angle
40:41
as Smail. Yeah, it's in the
40:43
show. I was going to ask,
40:45
I mean, you answered it, but
40:47
like, what inspired you guys to
40:50
do that? Because it's in the
40:52
show too. You're like, nobody's gonna
40:54
watch. I'm like, I'm filming all
40:56
this stuff and who's gonna watch
40:58
this? Your dad and I. Like,
41:01
classic. You know what's, you know
41:03
what's sad about this? Mr. and
41:05
Mrs. Beast. That's right. There is
41:07
a lot of, there is a
41:10
lot of situations like this where
41:12
that. Childhood footage goes missing after
41:14
a divorce. I speak on it
41:16
from it's a topic I know
41:18
very well Because when you have
41:21
a home with two people that
41:23
love each other and it those
41:25
are the most you know sacred
41:27
parts of the house They're kept
41:29
in a very important spot and
41:32
there's a huge argument Wait, is
41:34
this like a part of the
41:36
show or something? You just don't
41:38
have any fucking empathy for my
41:41
set. Sadness? It's a tick. Having
41:43
a tough time. It's a tick
41:45
talk. Yes, I'm fine. This has
41:47
nothing to do with you. I
41:49
hurt, I hurt, how is the
41:52
breakup? What the fuck dude? You
41:54
know what's so funny? Oh my
41:56
God. Whenever one of my friends
41:58
goes through a breakup, the man's
42:00
post after. You can always tell
42:03
when they're totally broken up. It's
42:05
like, no, it's not true. I
42:07
didn't do any of that stuff.
42:09
Bro, what? I've just been working.
42:12
And they start posting more. It's
42:14
like an increased cadence by 3X.
42:16
How is the break up going?
42:18
How are you? How would it
42:20
be if you woke up with
42:23
the first one? Why do you
42:25
ask me that? All right. Why
42:27
do you ask me that? All
42:29
right. So, all right. So, so.
42:32
Do we talk about Mike for
42:34
a little bit? No, no, no,
42:36
no. There's, there was a reason
42:38
why it wasn't coming on today.
42:40
Today, I was supposed to be
42:43
on the show. What is the
42:45
rollout strategy? What are we doing
42:47
tonight? Like, what's the plan here?
42:49
Yeah, oh, oh, today's sick. Yeah,
42:51
so we will be the first
42:54
ever premier to take place in
42:56
Times Square. So they're showing the
42:58
episode? Yeah, they're showing the full
43:00
episode one. And there's like a
43:03
stage in Times Square, apparently. And
43:05
by the way, aren't you guys
43:07
supposed to be on it in
43:09
about 15 minutes? No, we'll leave,
43:11
we'll leave, surely, but, but, but
43:14
yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, dude, dude,
43:16
dude, Max, Max, Max, like. Max
43:18
went hard into their marketing budget
43:20
for this show, which is sick
43:23
because man, they really believe in
43:25
it and like This will be
43:27
our forever home as long as
43:29
they'll have us. They're such great
43:31
partners and they they like Roll
43:34
out the red carpet like I
43:36
said, and I'll even say it
43:38
again. They rolled out the red
43:40
carpet They put a boxing a
43:42
boxing ring on stage. I think
43:45
Jake and I are gonna spar
43:47
Oh, so they really rolled out
43:49
the red carpet. Yeah, so there's
43:51
actually a red carpet. Yeah, there
43:54
actually is. Is it just Pam?
43:56
Yeah. Wait, wait. Well, we won't
43:58
even be able to see you.
44:00
How are you changing? Well, I
44:02
don't like my out. I want
44:05
to write a car, but it
44:07
might be. You'll just be a
44:09
floating head. I brought a red
44:11
dress. Oh, red dress. Oh, oh,
44:14
oh, oh. You know, Cinemax was
44:16
always my, Cinemax was always my
44:18
favorite network because at night they
44:20
would show nudity at 1130 p.m.
44:22
They would show soft core porn.
44:25
Do they still do that on
44:27
that channel? I don't think so.
44:29
Well, this is a family show.
44:31
HBO Max, right? Yeah, Sin Max,
44:33
is that even round? Yeah, I
44:36
don't know what that is. What
44:38
are you guys talking about? How
44:40
old are you, Mike? I think
44:42
he's going through a breakup. Sin
44:45
Max turned into HBO. Okay. I
44:47
would like to give Nina my
44:49
present. Oh! Guess. Suck ass, suck
44:51
ass, brown nose, brown nose, brown
44:53
nose. It's my birthday. It's her
44:56
birthday and she needs a present
44:58
and then, since it's also, this
45:00
is a shrimp. Whoa. You want
45:02
me to open it now? Is
45:05
it a Lamborghini? Okay. Oh, what
45:07
is this? Oh my God. Oh,
45:09
this is amazing. Oh my gosh,
45:11
she's gonna look amazing in there.
45:13
I don't think it's gonna fit
45:16
her. And she loves clothes for
45:18
Sme. I like clothes for Sme
45:20
more than I like clothes. Mom,
45:22
you should be honest. Oh, do
45:24
bad. She set out. That would
45:27
fit you. Wow. A nice little
45:29
bra. That's a workout outfit. Oh
45:31
my gosh. Are you telling me
45:33
to get my ass back in
45:36
the gym? Absolutely not. This is
45:38
what she wears every day in
45:40
Puerto Rico. So I just added
45:42
to her collection. Sweet, thank you.
45:44
Oh, that's so nice. Nina, Nina,
45:47
she set out clothes for SMA.
45:49
Oh my. The other day, like
45:51
to go on our trip to
45:53
London, and she's like mixing and
45:55
matching these clothes, and she said
45:58
it was so much. She's like,
46:00
that was the most fun I've
46:02
had in a while. Yeah, it was
46:04
the best time ever. Get excited. It's
46:07
literally the best time ever. You just
46:09
get to dress room whatever you want.
46:11
She can't say anything. That's so amazing. And
46:13
she's so, she's so cute. She comes out
46:15
looking like a gang star. Until she throws
46:17
up on it, which is inevitable. I did
46:20
want to ask one question too on the
46:22
flip side. Is it going to be a
46:24
good one this time? What happened and what
46:26
were feelings on the canello fight not happening?
46:28
Bro, that was like four months. Yeah, Mike,
46:31
what the fuck. You're not upset about it at
46:33
all? Canello's ducking him. Canello's ducking him, because he knows Jagle beat
46:35
his ass. That's true. No, that's true. No, that's true. No, that's
46:37
true. No, I'm not upset, because he knows Jagle beat his ass.
46:39
That's true. No, that's true. He didn't give me any fucking, like
46:41
he answered it, like he wasn't, like he wasn't, like he wasn't,
46:43
like he wasn't upset, like he wasn't upset, like he wasn't upset,
46:45
like he wasn't upset, like he wasn't upset, like, like he wasn't
46:47
upset, like, like, he wasn't upset, like, like, he wasn't upset, he
46:50
wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he
46:52
wasn't, he wasn What are your feelings on
46:54
it? Shut the phone. Shut the
46:56
phone. No, yeah, he's, look, he's
46:58
a big boxer. Big boxer guy
47:01
and he's gonna be moving on
47:03
to the next. Who's the
47:05
next? Everyone. Everyone. Like
47:07
every boxer? Is everyone.
47:09
Everyone. Are you embarrassed
47:12
by the term reality
47:14
star? Or do you feel a
47:16
certain type of way towards that
47:18
term? So- No, I'm getting used
47:20
to it. I think you are
47:22
the star. Yeah. I do. Rumor is
47:24
I'm gonna be the star, but
47:26
I don't know for sure. I
47:28
mean, that's- Well, hold on. On
47:31
that, no, let me show you
47:33
something. Oh, here we go. Yeah,
47:35
shum, shum, shum. But a lot
47:37
of props today. But a lot
47:39
of props today. Yeah, this is.
47:41
Make America. Craig again. All right.
47:43
Is this available somewhere? Yeah, yeah.
47:45
Oh, this is amazing. So you
47:47
are going to buy that million
47:50
dollar ring. Yeah. All right. Yeah.
47:52
So this is available at Old
47:54
Man Fight gear.com. And we're going
47:56
to have hats coming out. But
47:58
yeah, we're going to. Make America Greg
48:00
again. I love it. Do you have
48:03
the domain? I have the old man
48:05
fight your Don't aim you have that
48:07
domain wait that one was make America's
48:10
taken. I think I've I think I've
48:12
looked it up for you That one's
48:14
taken. Yeah, that one's taken. But make
48:17
America Greg I've got dot you all
48:19
have Greg Paul's a liberal.com You know
48:21
about that one for you. I know
48:24
I know let us know when you
48:26
want a Greg Paul's a liberal details
48:28
of the Hootie air strike will be
48:30
released all the group chats or won't
48:33
be released? No, it's all going to
48:35
be released. Yeah, 100%. Sick, because we
48:37
need those surgical strike details ahead of
48:40
time. Exactly. And we're not holding anything
48:42
back. While we're making America Greg again,
48:44
babe, I want to ask you a
48:47
little bit about motherhood. Really? A little
48:49
bit, maybe. Okay. I just feel like
48:51
it's so interesting and you haven't really
48:53
spoken on it and people will see
48:56
your motherhood a bit in the show.
48:58
Yeah, how's it been? You got a
49:00
six month old baby. I mean, I
49:03
guess I do too. Yeah, she's half
49:05
a year today, baby. Like at 1257
49:07
today, I was like, six months ago,
49:10
this was a very special moment. Yeah.
49:12
Let's say that motherhood is a journey.
49:14
You know, like, I feel like you
49:16
don't know what to expect until it's
49:19
happening. And then even then you're like,
49:21
what the fuck is happening. And I
49:23
would be lying if I was like,
49:26
it's sick. Like the first three to
49:28
four months were honestly so hard. Like
49:30
mentally, physically, and I'm so privileged. I
49:33
have help. I have an amazing husband
49:35
to be who helps me. I have
49:37
a mother-in-law. My mom was over here.
49:39
Like I had so much help and
49:42
I was still going through it. Like
49:44
it's just, you go from having... Those
49:46
10 months, it's not your body and
49:49
then you give birth But now you
49:51
don't have your life anymore, because now
49:53
your life is solely based around this
49:56
new little person's life, which is incredible,
49:58
but it literally goes from being like,
50:00
you make decisions for you, to now
50:02
you have to make decisions for them
50:05
before you make them for you, and
50:07
then you come third. So like, the
50:09
dynamic in the relationship is different, like
50:12
I miss you and I can't wait
50:14
till like, she's a little older and
50:16
we have even more time together. It's
50:19
just a lot. That was, oh, wrap
50:21
it the fuck up. Okay, well I
50:23
love it. Wait, he's talking about condoms.
50:26
No, I do love it. I do
50:28
love it. I just want to say
50:30
that. And I love her. No, I
50:32
know you do. Yeah. You, you, what?
50:35
Just the way he said it, I
50:37
didn't know he was talking about. I
50:39
thought he was hitting her with a
50:42
whom, whom, whom. No, I was talking
50:44
about, like, I just thought this. Oh,
50:46
good intro. Oh, no, no, no, no,
50:49
we can't get pregnant, we can't get
50:51
pregnant, we can't get pregnant, we can't
50:53
get pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant,
50:55
pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant,
50:58
pregnant, pregnant, right now. No, no, because
51:00
the wedding the wedding just want to
51:02
be pregnant for the wedding. I want
51:05
to yeah, no, you definitely I would
51:07
suck to be pregnant. And then what's
51:09
the timeline for what's the timeline for
51:12
y'all? Like you have so much stuff
51:14
coming up obviously both of you guys,
51:16
right? Like you took out to win
51:18
gold. Well, yeah, I'm going for it.
51:21
Do you have a timeline? That year
51:23
we're not going to get married yet
51:25
because I want to plan the wedding
51:28
and wedding and is at the wedding
51:30
and is at the work. Is that
51:32
the work? Is that the work? Is
51:35
that the work? Is that the work?
51:37
Is that the work? Is that the
51:39
work? Is that the work? Is that
51:41
the work? Is that the work. Is
51:44
that the work. Is that. Is that.
51:46
Is that. Is that. Mind, fuck. I
51:48
can't speak English anymore. You can, I
51:51
love it! I love you! You're amazing!
51:53
You can speak English. You know, speak
51:55
in Dutch, actually, for all these people.
51:58
Okay, so we'll translate it. Eferest chalama,
52:00
okay, now, um, for jar, then I'll
52:02
pick up your name, er, jar, jar,
52:04
or nah, don't have a travel travel
52:07
travel. And then again, I think, a,
52:09
oh is not, fair. Did you guys
52:11
understand what I said? No, the wheel
52:14
transit it. Okay, so yeah, she basically
52:16
just said that she wants to like
52:18
plan the wedding after the Olympic Games
52:21
so that she could focus on training
52:23
and then that will do it like
52:25
later probably in 20-27. And yeah, and
52:28
around August kind of I think. Like
52:30
that's when you get married. I was
52:32
going to say like enjoy the time
52:34
together when you guys are done with
52:37
your sport because that's the one thing
52:39
I'm so happy that you and I
52:41
did. We took those two years and
52:44
we just enjoyed each other because as
52:46
soon as these children come into the
52:48
world, their relationship is just, it's just...
52:51
different like your time is going to
52:53
be yeah it's almost like the kids
52:55
are the first you will be third
52:57
priority yeah and it kind of already
53:00
is because of my skating like I'm
53:02
used to it anything about it you
53:04
know yeah but then you'll be together
53:07
after the sport no 100% so we
53:09
can actually that's why we want to
53:11
like travel for a year yeah I
53:14
love that you should we're really going
53:16
to do it all and then after
53:18
I can then after I can then
53:20
you're popping them out so we can
53:23
one big happy family family so true
53:25
you can you can you can you
53:27
can you can you answer this question
53:30
I feel like you should keep going
53:32
and I'll pop in in a second.
53:34
What do you want to talk about?
53:37
If you do have a baby, that
53:39
baby is going to be a... Don't
53:41
say, don't say, stop, this is the
53:43
fifth time you said this. I just
53:46
have, it's going to be a genetic
53:48
free of nature. Like that baby will
53:50
be blessed. Blessed. Blessed, beyond all. Yeah,
53:53
yeah, you're big and strong. Shut up.
53:55
A baby, Viking, Viking baby, coming out
53:57
ready to go to war. And speeds.
54:00
when you were like four years old
54:02
you had triceps on you're sitting no
54:04
I had a six-pack yeah you're just
54:06
sitting here like in a chair like
54:09
this and your arms are ripped you're
54:11
four years old I was super ripped
54:13
like I wasn't like bulky but I
54:16
just like muscles you know I came
54:18
out of the woman with muscles. The
54:20
dad of my dad said to my
54:23
grandpa he said she's gonna be an
54:25
athlete when I just just got born.
54:27
This day I got born because I
54:30
was just I was already like I
54:32
had a six-pack like ripped not fat
54:34
but like really like muscular. Wow. Okay
54:36
Nina this one's this one's this one's
54:39
you Nina. Okay hold on one second
54:41
here we go. I love you. It's
54:43
like, you know that point. You know
54:46
that point in a relationship where you're
54:48
like you could fart. It's called day
54:50
one for me. You and I are
54:53
very different. I was at day one.
54:55
You're at day one, but like pretty
54:57
early on. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, that's
54:59
crazy. You have to remember, you have
55:02
to remember, uh, farting is a very
55:04
good way to gauge your partners. like
55:06
sense of humor and ability to be
55:09
like cool with you being a person
55:11
a human so if you can let
55:13
out a cool fart do like a
55:16
weekend and they laugh at it and
55:18
they laugh at it bro this morning
55:20
I love yeah do you know what
55:22
I'm saying like that's like bro this
55:25
morning I wrote I ripped like seven
55:27
seconds I was like morning I thought
55:29
she woke she stood up and walked
55:32
to the bathroom and I thought she
55:34
stood up and walked to the bathroom
55:36
and I thought she stood up and
55:39
walked to the bathroom and I thought
55:41
she Oh, so you hold them in.
55:43
And it's so long. I was like,
55:45
I care. I'm respectful. I'm respectful. I'm
55:48
respectful. I'm not saying, it's not about,
55:50
it's, it can, it, there's a lot,
55:52
girls will sometimes say, and this is
55:55
my type of girl. Like, which girl?
55:57
That was a good. That was a
55:59
good one, babe. Like, they'll hype you
56:02
up on the size of your fart.
56:04
So you don't know this. That's crazy.
56:06
I don't want that. Why? Because, bro,
56:08
I'll be honest with you. Part of
56:11
the reason that I fart in front
56:13
of Nina is to get a reaction.
56:15
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, not
56:18
a good one. I don't want her
56:20
to gas me up. Wait, what is
56:22
her reaction to him? Her. Oh yeah,
56:25
it depends. Putered. Oh, but it depends.
56:27
Smelly fart your dip, that's completely different.
56:29
I mean, bro, bro, you farting to
56:32
smell good? What are you doing? No,
56:34
mine are very loud, they don't smell.
56:36
Mm. Sometimes, yours are quiet, but they're
56:38
awful. Dude, the first time I have
56:41
farted in front of her, I was,
56:43
I couldn't look myself in them. He
56:45
was so embarrassed. It's awful, you still
56:48
poop and you know, like that. We
56:50
don't do all that. His, like that.
56:52
His, his, his, his, his, he's, his,
56:55
his, he's, his, he's, his, he's, he's,
56:57
his, he's, he's, his, he's, he's, he's,
56:59
he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
57:01
he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
57:04
he They're loud though, but they're loud.
57:06
That's shocking. Mostly. That's shocking. Is you
57:08
who smelled them your all night? Yeah.
57:11
Of Jake? No, because he just, you
57:13
look smelly. But he's got dubbing. I
57:15
wear a W available at all. That's
57:18
it. Yeah. Make America, Greg, again. Let's
57:20
go. Whoa. Lunchly. Lunchly. Whoa. Buy 10
57:22
10 burger in the fifth vital. What
57:24
else? Anything else? Watch my Olympics. Yeah.
57:27
Eat dog house, drink, invest, anti-fund, um,
57:29
signed a, NVP, boxing. True breath of?
57:31
Yeah, that's. But mainly, watch HBO Max.
57:34
Yeah, March, 27th. Oh, let's go. Oh,
57:36
let's go. A little better. Download, download
57:38
better. Sorry. Oh, and stick around it.
57:41
Season two. Well, we always try to
57:43
prove we always try to improve on
57:45
what we do. Yeah, let's go to
57:47
let's go to Times Square do the
57:50
first ever premiere in Times Square everybody
57:52
That's good. Thanks for watching a stepson
57:54
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57:57
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