The Paul Family On Jake & Jutta’s $1M Engagement Ring, New HBO Reality Show, Greg Paul Backlash

The Paul Family On Jake & Jutta’s $1M Engagement Ring, New HBO Reality Show, Greg Paul Backlash

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The Paul Family On Jake & Jutta’s $1M Engagement Ring, New HBO Reality Show, Greg Paul Backlash

The Paul Family On Jake & Jutta’s $1M Engagement Ring, New HBO Reality Show, Greg Paul Backlash

The Paul Family On Jake & Jutta’s $1M Engagement Ring, New HBO Reality Show, Greg Paul Backlash

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0:00

Our reality shows out now on Max.

0:02

Let's go! The whole happy wife happy

0:04

life thing. Here we go. Bullshah! From

0:06

a divorce, you heard. I'm sitting here

0:08

watching a first cut of an episode

0:10

and I see myself being fucking born

0:12

on camera. We've always said like, oh,

0:15

we've lived our whole life on camera.

0:17

Literally. How is the break of going?

0:19

How would it be if you woke

0:21

up in the person? Why do you

0:23

ask me that? To look the

0:25

vehicle man or the reporter. That

0:28

was kind of sad. I literally

0:30

said you smell so fucking about

0:32

when you fall. Jake did

0:34

you get emotional when you

0:36

were proposing? Yeah I started

0:38

to get tear-eyed. What do you

0:40

think of having Greg Paul

0:43

as a father-in-law? I

0:45

think he's great Paul

0:47

as a father. I'm

0:49

not completely satisfied with

0:51

your representation in the show,

0:54

but I love you, this

0:56

might hurt your feelings a

0:58

little bit. If we're not

1:00

doing headphones, no, you don't

1:02

have to. I'm not going

1:05

to. If you're not, make

1:07

sure you're talking

1:09

into the mic. So for

1:12

example, you right now are

1:14

nowhere near the mic. Where

1:16

are you going to see? Where are

1:18

you moving? Okay, face, this is a

1:21

temporary seat. Where do you plan

1:23

to go? Yeah. Are we rolling?

1:25

Yeah. G.B. Coming at you. Wherever

1:27

G. B. Wants to go. I

1:29

thought as the interviewer of this

1:31

group and the one person separated,

1:34

it would make sense for me

1:36

to be separated from the group.

1:38

Yeah, but Pam and I aren't

1:40

sitting together. We're not sitting together. Well, do

1:43

you see that as a problem, maybe? Okay.

1:45

Do you want me to sit in the

1:47

middle? Well, Mike and Logan are together and

1:49

they're... Yes, they are. They're f-fats all the

1:51

time. So that's fine. Yeah, yeah, so that's

1:53

fine. Is it, is it, is it, let

1:55

me ask you, is it a you thing or is

1:57

it a Kelly, your wife's thing? Do you see Kelly

1:59

here? No. She's in hair and

2:01

makeup. Because she came in early

2:03

this morning. So you don't want

2:05

to sit next to my mom

2:07

because she has cooties. I didn't

2:09

say she had cooties, that's you.

2:12

Why don't you want to sit

2:14

next to my mom? Hold on,

2:16

let's not get Greg in this

2:18

code. Yeah, let's, well, we're already

2:20

rolling, this is a good one

2:22

to go. We're not sitting together.

2:24

It looks like you are. Sit

2:26

in the middle? Yeah, said, it'd

2:28

be great. No, no, no, no,

2:30

no, no, no, no, no, no,

2:32

because that works. No, it's not

2:34

fine. No, it's not fine. No,

2:36

no, that Nina says, yeah, I'll

2:39

be the child. Yeah, I get

2:41

it. You too, but then my

2:43

fiance is further than me. I

2:45

want to look at her because

2:47

she's so beautiful, she's right there.

2:49

Okay, but then maybe. Yeah, this

2:51

is perfect. See? Oh, it worked.

2:53

It's great. Ah! There's a lot

2:55

of a great start. There's a

2:57

lot of big personalities on this

2:59

show. No way. Should we wear

3:01

headphones so we're not always talking

3:03

over each other? Is that a

3:06

thing? We will otherwise. Is it

3:08

going to ruin our hair? Yeah.

3:10

Yes. My headphones are stuck really

3:12

far back so I have to

3:14

sit like this the whole time.

3:16

Oh, it's kind of nice, actually.

3:18

You look insane. No, like insanely

3:20

good. There's a piece of hair

3:22

flowing out in the back. This

3:24

is what happens when you have

3:26

a lion's man for a hair.

3:28

Well, could you fix me? Yeah,

3:31

sure. Okay, come to me, Caleb?

3:33

Right here? Okay. You've seen them

3:35

on your computer screens and phones

3:37

for years from YouTube. From their

3:39

fights, from boxing to the W.

3:41

and now to their all new

3:43

perspective on the Paul family called

3:45

Paul American airing right now on

3:47

Max. It's the entire Paul family,

3:49

guys. Welcome. Wow. Yeah, it's unbelievable.

3:51

What an explosive, chaotic, and volatile

3:53

family. And it's all for you

3:55

to watch on HBO Max. I

3:58

convinced all of them to do

4:00

my podcast, impulsive. Thanks for joining

4:02

us family. Let's Let's get into

4:04

it. Where do we start? Where

4:06

do we start over here? Oh,

4:08

it does? Obviously. Let's see the

4:10

ring. Well, it's hard to miss,

4:12

but wow. Yeah, to all the

4:14

ring review people out there. I

4:16

don't know where my camera is.

4:18

Oh. You guys aren't that good

4:20

at spotting the number of carrots.

4:22

Were they low? And they are

4:25

low. Yeah, let them think whatever

4:27

they want. Who cares? No, it

4:29

doesn't matter. But we don't know.

4:31

It's one thing in that they

4:33

said it was like half moon

4:35

sides, like half moon stones on

4:37

the side. But it's actually hearts

4:39

because it fits my necklace and

4:41

brace it. He gave me already.

4:43

So it's pretty cute. How much

4:45

money on jewelry have you spent

4:47

on Utah? I don't know

4:50

that the public needs to know that.

4:52

Yeah, I don't think that's relevant. Seven

4:54

figures? I don't think the public needs

4:56

to know that. Are you Jake? What

4:58

the fuck? Since we become the moderate

5:00

of this show. I'm just curious. I'm

5:03

sitting in Mike's seat and he said

5:05

that I'm... I think it's a metric

5:07

for how much you love her. And

5:09

I think it's a metric for how

5:11

much you love her. No. But no,

5:13

that is kind of true. Like if

5:16

I knew when I was a kid.

5:18

that I wanted to be wealthy so

5:20

I could support my family. So that's

5:22

what a real man does. So maybe

5:24

part of the reason I'm curious, and

5:26

I sort of thought that was like

5:29

a little bit of an alley-up in

5:31

here, I'm just getting grilled, because like,

5:33

look, you're so generous, Jake. You are

5:35

so good at gifts. And man, Utah,

5:37

he spoils. I know. You like crazy.

5:39

I know. I love it. I do

5:42

love it, but he doesn't have to

5:44

do it. It's a love language. It

5:46

is your love language. I know. It

5:48

is one of them for sure. I

5:50

think I got definitely above them. What's

5:52

the other, what's the number one love

5:55

language? I would say quality time. Also

5:57

physical charge. Like it's all. Which is

5:59

interesting because you have a long distance

6:01

relationship which so you can't actually be

6:03

we're making up for lost time when

6:05

we're together we're just like you guys

6:08

you guys look like a power couple

6:10

you look fucking great thank you thank

6:12

you thank you are you are you

6:14

are y'all like telling the story yet

6:16

all we keeping it for the show

6:18

season two like how do you want

6:21

to go into it Yeah, what shall

6:23

we say about that? Why now Jake

6:25

Paul? Why right in this moment would

6:27

you get engaged to this woman? Well,

6:29

she's the love of my life and

6:31

I know she has to focus on

6:34

the Olympics moving forward. So this was

6:36

like our only time to actually do

6:38

it where we could both enjoy it

6:40

for a week and have like a

6:42

vacation because also I'm gonna start training

6:44

and stuff soon. And I had the

6:47

ring for a long time and I

6:49

was waiting for the right moment to

6:51

figure out when... it would make sense

6:53

and this just worked out perfectly at

6:55

Jade Mountain in St. Lucia was like

6:57

this is the most beautiful view in

7:00

the world, flyer family in. Yeah, that

7:02

was a bad surprise. Like, I felt

7:04

like coming a little bit, but you

7:06

of course never know. But then when

7:08

we were engaged, they said, we should

7:10

go down to take pictures on the

7:13

beach. So we went down there and

7:15

Jake like lifted me up and all

7:17

of a sudden I saw Pam in

7:19

the corner of my eye and it

7:21

was like so surprised and happy to

7:23

first see Jake's family, of course. But

7:26

then I was a little disappointed because

7:28

I just saw my mom on Face

7:30

Time in the morning and she was

7:32

that she did a better. surprise my

7:34

life and it was it was so

7:36

amazing. Jake did you get emotional when

7:39

you were proposing? Yeah I started to

7:41

get tear-eyed and then I was like

7:43

starting to cry and then I realized

7:45

I didn't know what I was saying

7:47

while I was crying and then like

7:49

the snot came and I was like

7:52

oh no like a bubble or just

7:54

a it was like a lot I'm

7:56

pretty sure it was it was it

7:58

was it was too much I got

8:00

scared because I was like if I

8:02

keep doing this start coming out. And

8:05

if you know me, I'm like, no,

8:07

I just turned into a pussy, dude.

8:09

I just got, I was, I was

8:11

emotionally distraught. Like, I don't know why

8:13

it affected me so much, and like

8:15

fully blacked out. I was so nervous.

8:18

I was so fucking nervous, bro. And

8:20

I was like trying to, I took

8:22

like two shots of whiskey before, three,

8:24

it didn't do anything. Nothing. It doesn't

8:26

help at all. How does this compare

8:28

to your proposal? the last time you

8:31

did it, if you don't mind me

8:33

asking, because I know it's been a

8:35

sensitive topic today, did you break down

8:37

crying? And what do you think of

8:39

your boys crying like pansies? Well, proposing.

8:41

All right, so the last time I

8:44

did it was with Kelly and we

8:46

bought, we got $11 gas station rings,

8:48

lifetime warranty, and we freaking love them.

8:50

Because we were in the gas station,

8:52

we're like, we're like, hey, let's just

8:54

buy these as our, as our exchange

8:57

of bottles rings rings rings, and we

8:59

did. Golden and the deal is this

9:01

the size of the ring should never

9:03

really matter because The size of the

9:05

love in your heart is what counts

9:07

and I agree and if Wherever flat-ass

9:10

broke We're cool. Now you guys

9:12

have ever flat-ass broke. You can sell your ring.

9:14

You'll be good for a couple years One thing

9:16

I have to say is I will leave all

9:18

my stuff behind when I have to say is

9:21

I will leave all my stuff behind when I

9:23

go to that answer to because I don't want

9:25

it like around me or something. That's the other

9:27

reason we went with the $11 ring because I

9:29

was like babe I could buy him Yep, I'm

9:32

not talking about that. I'm talking about stuff he's

9:34

doing on the side. Don't, don't pocket watch. Yeah,

9:36

yeah, you act like, don't pocket watch. Yo, yo,

9:38

you just say you could buy a million dollar

9:41

ring? No, that's expensive. That's a very expensive ring

9:43

actually. All right, what I told her was I

9:45

could buy you one if I wanted to. How

9:47

I got there is not your fucking business. Okay.

9:49

No, maybe you would grind harder to get it.

9:52

How do you know? Why are you laughing? Bro,

9:54

you're the seed that came out of his nuts.

9:56

So if you can do it, then he can

9:58

do it. You were once him. Facts. Remember we

10:00

talk about this? Let's not tell him that. He's

10:03

going to break down crying, he's going to get

10:05

angry, he's going to get psychotic, all kinds of

10:07

shit. Like he always tells him, he come from

10:09

his lawns, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he said,

10:12

and I told this to Nina the other day,

10:14

we would be doing weird shit growing up and

10:16

he would go, that boy did not come from,

10:18

from what? He came from me for sure. I

10:20

mean you want to get long Logan crippled when

10:23

somebody says oh my gosh you look like your

10:25

dad he's like oh no I've come to accept

10:27

it I think you're a good-looking guy and I

10:29

like how weathered you look thank you I think

10:32

you look healthy right now Thank you. Hair and

10:34

makeup, where's my? No, he goes through phases. Okay.

10:36

You do. Right now you're in a healthy phase,

10:38

I think. Yeah. Are you sawning? Did you build

10:40

that sauna? No, I'm spending a lot of time.

10:43

The sawnas up, but my electrician son died, so

10:45

we got a hold on plugging it in. Oh

10:47

shit. Oh, that's sad. Yeah, but I've been doing

10:49

a lot of blue crab life and that, you

10:51

know, you know, being king of the bayou, being

10:54

king of the bayou, it, it, it, it, it,

10:56

it, makes me, makes me, makes me, makes me,

10:58

makes me, makes me, makes me, makes me, makes

11:00

me, makes me, makes me, makes me, makes me

11:03

look like. This is the most interesting, makes me

11:05

look like. This is the most interesting, this is

11:07

the most interesting, this is the most interesting part.

11:09

This is the most interesting, this is the most

11:11

interesting, Do you know he's the crab king? The

11:14

king of the bayou in his little area? That's

11:16

what they call him. Like they call you the

11:18

guyo? They call you that? Yeah, in Tarball Springs.

11:20

I knew you were catching crabs, but I never

11:23

heard of the name. They must have just started

11:25

last week. I mean, we talked almost every day.

11:27

No, no, no, no. Jake, that's why it's interesting.

11:29

He hasn't shared it. He's hidden this from both

11:31

of us. He has a hobby. He's hidden this

11:34

from both of both of both of us. He's

11:36

from both of us. He's from both of us.

11:38

He's from both of us. He's from both of

11:40

us. He's from both of us. He's from both

11:42

of us. He's from both of us. He's, he

11:45

has a hobby. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

11:47

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's I know

11:49

that it's in the show but I'm saying like

11:51

I didn't know they called you the king. They

11:54

actually call me Cobb, K-O-B, King of Biyu. Do

11:56

you know that me and Jasper's best friend name

11:58

is Biyu Boys? I didn't know that. It's tattooed.

12:00

right there. Maybe one day you'll be the bayou

12:02

king. Yeah, maybe that's where it came from. But

12:05

if you want to do that you got to

12:07

take down the current bayou king. I'm pretty sure

12:09

I could take you down. I wish well I

12:11

always have guns and knives on me so you

12:14

got to be careful. You're in New York? You

12:16

don't have a gun or a knife on you.

12:18

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22:54

my personality that didn't get shown, number

22:56

one, I married, which probably most people

22:58

don't even know. Was he just not

23:00

shown at all? He was just not

23:03

ever introduced. He was omitted? Oh, he

23:05

was. Completely. No, he was introduced. He

23:07

was introduced. No. You were in the

23:10

living room. And you gave him a

23:12

kiss. And he said this is a

23:14

husband. Yeah, but we forced that to

23:17

happen. Oh, yeah. There was a few

23:19

things that were forced to happen because

23:21

of that. you know, because me saying

23:24

something. So, shout out to David, I

23:26

love you. And he believes in happy

23:28

wife, happy life. So, it's awesome. Goes

23:31

back to what I was saying. And

23:33

so, I know I'm just more like,

23:35

it was always so serious, I think,

23:38

when they were in your... They're spunky.

23:40

Like, people need to see like you're

23:42

like a little... I am spunky and

23:45

she's athletic. She's the most competitive out

23:47

of all of you guys. I think

23:49

definitely in season two inshallah pam should

23:52

have a little more airtime of yeah

23:54

I think there's so much I willing

23:56

there is just so much foot it

23:59

was like nearly impossible to do this.

24:01

Yeah. To figure it out. That's what

24:03

they kept saying to me, but there

24:06

could have been a little bit more,

24:08

just quick. It doesn't have to be,

24:10

you know, some big segment. But I

24:12

liked when they came back and included.

24:15

Utah's personality better, I thought that was

24:17

really good. And by the way, I

24:19

thought you did great, Nina, being pregnant

24:22

and being filmed. Yeah. I mean, I

24:24

look back at him, I'm like, I

24:26

don't know how she did that. And

24:29

you did it with a smile. I

24:31

think you did that. So question, how

24:33

do you guys maintain based on this

24:36

kind of... not resentment, but like just

24:38

unhappiness without things turned out. How do

24:40

you guys maintain? No, wait, no, we're

24:43

happy. No, sorry, that's not what we

24:45

said. Pam, Pam, Pam, specifically being a

24:47

little bit upset or whatever. How do

24:50

you guys maintain who you actually are

24:52

versus you two who have the opportunity

24:54

at any given time to slip back

24:57

into that more performative, like Pam, I'll

24:59

tell you what. If you had done

25:01

a back flip off the roof off

25:04

the roof into the fucking pool in

25:06

season one. That would have made it.

25:08

They would have left it out. No,

25:11

no, they would have made it. It

25:13

would have made it. I had to.

25:15

Do you hear what I'm saying though?

25:18

Like, why, like, do you guys feel

25:20

like you need to compete for air

25:22

time? Do you feel like you need

25:25

to act performative to get on camera?

25:27

Like, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's a

25:29

difference. Mom, and I love you, this

25:31

might hurt your feelings a little bit.

25:34

Well, why. The spunky part of your

25:36

personality is not the majority of your

25:38

personality. True or false? You're put together

25:41

80% of the time plus, I would

25:43

say. Which is needed. Yeah, she's, yeah,

25:45

and by the way, that's how they

25:48

portrayed her in the show. She's like

25:50

the level-headed sweet mother, which she is

25:52

eight, no, 90% of the time, 10%

25:55

of time, about post 8 p.m. Donna,

25:57

the, the, having, yeah, we would see

25:59

Pam, Pam, going crazy, going crazy once

26:02

she gets a little wine, Well, we

26:04

got some screws loose like most of

26:06

the time watch Pam had a fight

26:09

or the turkey on Thanksgiving Christmas. So

26:11

there is footage though, that's kind of

26:13

what I'm saying. Like they came and

26:16

they saw us play football. I made

26:18

a touchdown. They did come and had

26:20

my tennis friends, we all played a

26:23

match and you know. So that's the

26:25

part that they didn't show to be

26:27

fair with the turkey bowl like I

26:30

was clearly the MVP You were like

26:32

no you didn't get awarded the MVP.

26:34

No, I think wiki But I was

26:37

clearly the MVP that was like a

26:39

that was like a guilt trip like

26:41

new family memories caught one pass I

26:43

had three touchdowns, like probably over a

26:46

hundred Russian yards, an interception. Yeah, you

26:48

did. And almost a forced fumble, but

26:50

we won't even count that. With a

26:53

bad ankle. But Logan, that did not

26:55

hurt my feelings at all. You're right.

26:57

Like I'm, yes. So what I'm saying,

27:00

my suggestion would be what she just

27:02

said. Go back flip off the roof.

27:04

When that red light is on. Go

27:07

crazy. Give them content, they have to

27:09

put in the show. Call some drama.

27:11

Good note, cause some drama. Like start

27:14

cursing out your ex-husband. Yeah, go like

27:16

Greg. Yeah, say something to them now.

27:18

I'm too nice. Because you guys had

27:21

an episode where there was a little

27:23

bit of a back and forth. What

27:25

are you talking about? Episode 6. Yeah,

27:28

that one was heavy. Yeah, the motherfuckers

27:30

trying to come at my ass on

27:32

everything. Can you guys tell me what

27:35

happened? No, you have to watch the

27:37

show. Like everyone else. Fair enough, no

27:39

problem. It's actually one of those things.

27:42

Do you have an HBO Max account?

27:44

I'm very, I still call it Cinemax.

27:46

Logan comments on my, how old I

27:49

am all the time. I don't know,

27:51

I'm sure I do. He yells at

27:53

me when I'm not coming down for

27:55

supper. And to watch my favorite program,

27:58

which is Jeopardy. Sorry. Yeah, I'm getting

28:00

there, dude. I love meatloaf. What does

28:02

a mechanic and auto shop owner in

28:05

Georgia? A taco restaurant operator in Arizona?

28:07

and a life-saving medical innovator in Tennessee

28:09

haven't common. Anyone? Mike, is it that

28:12

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29:35

Okay, here's a question. How do you

29:38

continue to one up the episode of

29:40

the season before? Like, let me ask

29:42

you guys this question as a unit,

29:45

as a family unit. You just had

29:47

a historic fight against Mike Tyson. You're

29:49

running the, the, the, the, the, the,

29:52

the, the, the, the, the best Olympic,

29:54

you know, speed skater of, history of

29:56

the world. Nina's a mom and a

29:59

model and all these incredible things and

30:01

just becoming such an awesome part of

30:03

this whole dynamic. GP is an established

30:06

crab, bayou, king, pans of gymnastics. How

30:08

do you continue to provide and level

30:10

up when it seemingly feels like we've

30:13

reached some sort of pinnacle, right, pets?

30:15

Not at all. We're just getting started,

30:17

but also. doing more repetitions of the

30:20

show, we're gonna get better at filming

30:22

it and being able to tell these

30:24

storylines, because there are still so many

30:26

things that are missed throughout. Still like

30:29

popping out kids, we got a marriage,

30:31

we got an engagement, we have bigger

30:33

fights to come, you know, world championships,

30:36

W-W-E-champ. And even truthfully some of your

30:38

guys strongest personalities are some of the

30:40

friends that haven't even been introduced No,

30:43

and that's what's crazy is like we

30:45

had this conversation Yeah, we had this

30:47

we want the show to be even

30:50

more personal this next season and less

30:52

about the big events I think the

30:54

funniest moments are when it's literally just

30:57

the boys and and the girls like

30:59

Talking shit hanging out a hundred percent.

31:01

It's what we realize watching the episodes

31:04

back like the the the pitch up

31:06

for the show was like Jake's going

31:08

to box in front of 60,000 people

31:11

The next weekend. I'm frog splashing in

31:13

front of the same number in a

31:15

stadium. What does that look like behind

31:18

the scenes? It's this it's these big

31:20

events to lure and That's I think

31:22

why Max bought the show but in

31:25

filming we realize that most of the

31:27

best moments were just us at home

31:29

like I said it from the beginning.

31:32

I said, you guys have to say,

31:34

I want to be a reality TV

31:36

star. Because that is what's going to

31:38

be successful. And that's what people want

31:41

to see. They want to see like

31:43

people behind the scenes. Like, everyone. Thanksgiving

31:45

dinner when we were, nobody's filming this.

31:48

We're all tilting our cameras, getting different

31:50

angles. We need to use that footage.

31:52

We got it. It got heated. Yeah,

31:55

there was always an argument. Well, that

31:57

and that's what people want to see.

31:59

And when you and when you think

32:02

about it, like all the stuff you

32:04

guys are talking about, the WrestleMania stuff,

32:06

the boxing. We're already seeing that. We're

32:09

already seeing all that stuff. And you

32:11

didn't have to realize that the real

32:13

meat was beyond the scenes because both

32:16

of y'all already know it. How many

32:18

times did you guys concept of log

32:20

out and use 90% of the conversation

32:23

in the car before the big concept

32:25

actually even happened? All of the real

32:27

payoff is behind the scenes. You're right.

32:30

I guess just, that's not. How, certainly

32:32

not how I thought this was gonna

32:34

go. It's, we were like, it's gonna

32:37

be like a doc, you series reality.

32:39

It's not a reality show, but Nina

32:41

from day one was like, dude, it's

32:44

gotta be a reality TV. She's 100%

32:46

right for success for sure. Yeah, for

32:48

long-term success. And so season one is

32:51

an interesting hybrid, but in season two,

32:53

I believe we're gonna lean more into

32:55

like reality TV, which is a bit.

32:57

Vulnerable. Vulnerable. Vulnerable. Vulnerable moments and like

33:00

the real moments and conversations and emotions

33:02

and all of- Well you know there

33:04

are things, a lot of people are

33:07

like, oh it's scripted and none of

33:09

the shit we're doing is scripted. Jude,

33:11

when I saw those comments, I was

33:14

like, wow, I forgot this might be

33:16

a concern. Like, oh, like all you

33:18

dumb motherfuckers out there to think that

33:21

GP's gonna do any scripting bullshit, you

33:23

can kiss my white ass. It ain't

33:25

gonna happen. I want to ask you

33:28

a question. So you put a lot

33:30

out there this season, specifically episode 7.

33:32

Yeah. Episode 7 of 8, you gave

33:35

birth to our daughter. Yep. And like,

33:37

that had to feel pretty vulnerable for

33:39

you. It's definitely. Not hard to watch,

33:42

but it's like I haven't put myself

33:44

out there in a while and here

33:46

I am putting all of me out

33:49

there. You know, it's like, it's so

33:51

many emotions and like sounds and. I

33:53

thought it was done in like a

33:56

super beautiful way. You see the first

33:58

cut though? The first cut though? The

34:00

first cut was a lot. I didn't

34:03

watch any of the first things after

34:05

the, it was ridiculous. Sorry, were the

34:07

cameras in the delivery room? No, I

34:09

filmed it. I don't know how you

34:12

managed to do that. While supporting me,

34:14

Logan was able to film the entire

34:16

thing like. perfectly capture all the moments

34:19

from like, you know, my emotions to

34:21

S-Maves first cry to her going to

34:23

get way to you being there. Like,

34:26

it was fascinating. Wow, all these vlogs.

34:28

I was gonna say, since we were

34:30

not. No, we were like, do we

34:33

bring a videographer? We thought about bringing

34:35

my best friend Taylor, who's a videographer,

34:37

who's a videographer, and I was just

34:40

like, I just wanted to be you.

34:42

Like, I wanted to be intimate, and

34:44

it's. It's our moment. I don't think

34:47

there's another person on the planet that

34:49

has the level, the capability to multitask

34:51

true production value with really living in

34:54

the moment at the same exact time.

34:56

Yeah, did you actually, were you in

34:58

the moment when she was born away?

35:01

I totally, I totally was. It was,

35:03

baby, it was hard to not be

35:05

completely cemented in that moment. It was

35:08

so fucking beautiful, all of it. I

35:10

looked. Yeah. You didn't, did you pass

35:12

out at all? No, I didn't pass

35:15

out. They told me. They told me.

35:17

They told me. They told me. They

35:19

told me they told me when she

35:21

got her epidural, which is fucked, by

35:24

the way. They shove this needle this

35:26

long in her back like this. And

35:28

they told me not to look away,

35:31

or to look away because some husbands

35:33

like actually pass out and I'm like,

35:35

can't be that bad. Sure enough, it

35:38

was that bad. But no, no, I

35:40

was able to, it was such an

35:42

amazing moment. Like that was part of

35:45

this like, like, like, like theory, like

35:47

this calling I have to document. Like

35:49

dude. The moment S-May was born is

35:52

captured on camera. But this is right,

35:54

no, this is what I wanted to

35:56

bring up is I have a gripe

35:59

to pick with my parents here because,

36:01

and also questions, because cameras like didn't

36:03

exist when I was born, and you

36:06

guys had a videographer in the room,

36:08

and I'm sitting here watching a first

36:10

cut of an episode. and I see

36:13

myself being fucking born on camera, and

36:15

you guys have failed to mention that,

36:17

never showed me, and why the fuck

36:20

did you have a videographer in there?

36:22

Well, we were saving that. for this

36:24

show. Bro, Jake, Jake, I saw that

36:27

footage and I nearly wept. I was

36:29

like, I got teary on it. This

36:31

is Jake, Jake, Jake doesn't know this

36:34

exists. What the fuck? No, and they

36:36

threw it in a cut and sent

36:38

you as a draft. I was fucking

36:40

pissed. I sent them a note like

36:43

you have ruined a moment in my

36:45

life for me and my brother and

36:47

our family. Yeah, you were very mad.

36:50

But how, you guys had this footage,

36:52

never gonna be like, hey, here's you

36:54

being born. I told you, we were

36:57

saving it for the show. I want

36:59

a fucking real answer. Okay, I'm gonna

37:01

give a real answer. Back in the

37:04

day, 28 years ago, 30 years ago,

37:06

when you guys were born, we had

37:08

that video camera because my dad gave

37:11

it to us and he was into

37:13

filming. How we thought to bring it

37:15

to the hospital? I have no idea.

37:18

And a nurse was filming. You just

37:20

handed it to a nurse? Yep. Yeah.

37:22

Go grab this, grab this, grab this.

37:25

This shit's about to happen right now,

37:27

dude. So I don't even remember how

37:29

we thought of that because we did

37:32

not do that when Logan was born

37:34

because we were in an operating room

37:36

because he was a C section. So

37:39

you couldn't bring a camera. But we

37:41

know we do have that. We're there

37:43

like. You might have something

37:46

where I'm standing there and there

37:48

and I'm holding the camera and

37:50

I'm looking over the Thing where

37:52

you're draped and all you hear

37:54

on camera is somebody counting one

37:57

two they're counting sponges towels to

37:59

So then. we get home and

38:01

it's not like you guys you're

38:03

always reviewing stuff and you're looking

38:05

you know at your photos that's

38:08

not really what we did with

38:10

the camera away and then what

38:12

are we gonna do show it

38:14

to a three four five six-year-old

38:17

I don't think we ever even

38:19

thought of that and then we

38:21

get divorced and some of this

38:23

you know film stuff goes with

38:25

me some photos with your dad

38:28

and never occurred to me, you

38:30

never asked to see or say,

38:32

did you film my birth? I

38:34

never even occurred to me that

38:37

that would be something really important

38:39

to you. I apologize for that,

38:41

but I just didn't think of

38:43

it. Why is that? By the

38:45

way, why is that so important

38:48

to you? You just want to

38:50

see yourself being, because like, that's

38:52

sick. We're creators and like influencers

38:54

and we changed the space forever.

38:56

And the fact that I was

38:59

born on camera is a whole

39:01

area. Yes, yeah, that's what I

39:03

would have said. Like we've always

39:05

said like, oh, we've lived our

39:08

whole life on camera. Literally, I've

39:10

been on camera all time. Got

39:12

it confirms your story. Yeah, yeah,

39:14

it was like, it was like,

39:16

for me, I'm getting actually goosebumps

39:19

here, like, and it was a

39:21

confirmation of identity. Like, like, no,

39:23

no wonder we film everything. The

39:25

first moment on this plan, it

39:28

was caught on camera. And yours

39:30

is too, because, but with yours

39:32

is not much, all they hear

39:34

is, um, doctor, what's her name?

39:36

Um, womb, yeah, she goes, shout

39:39

out, shout out, shout out. She's

39:41

like, hey, oh. It's a boy,

39:43

you know, and that's all we

39:45

hear, but everything was draped, so

39:47

you couldn't really see you like

39:50

we could with Jake. I know

39:52

where we got this idea. Our

39:54

neighbor Joyce across street filmed her

39:56

delivery and she invited us over

39:59

to watch it, but when her

40:01

filming was from this thing, like,

40:03

oh, what? Whoa, that's the viewing

40:05

party. Well, and she did, so

40:07

she's a doctor, she didn't even

40:10

warn us, like, we're all sitting

40:12

there, all, and all the dudes

40:14

are like, wow, yeah. That's crazy.

40:16

I was going to ask, I

40:19

mean you answered it, but like

40:21

what inspired you guys to do

40:23

that? You were way ahead of

40:25

your time, and all you've seen

40:27

is a baby. It was awesome.

40:30

Except we never showed anybody you

40:32

could take. And it was you

40:34

too friendly, it was done in

40:36

a way that you possibly could

40:38

have shown. It's the same angle

40:41

as Smail. Yeah, it's in the

40:43

show. I was going to ask,

40:45

I mean, you answered it, but

40:47

like, what inspired you guys to

40:50

do that? Because it's in the

40:52

show too. You're like, nobody's gonna

40:54

watch. I'm like, I'm filming all

40:56

this stuff and who's gonna watch

40:58

this? Your dad and I. Like,

41:01

classic. You know what's, you know

41:03

what's sad about this? Mr. and

41:05

Mrs. Beast. That's right. There is

41:07

a lot of, there is a

41:10

lot of situations like this where

41:12

that. Childhood footage goes missing after

41:14

a divorce. I speak on it

41:16

from it's a topic I know

41:18

very well Because when you have

41:21

a home with two people that

41:23

love each other and it those

41:25

are the most you know sacred

41:27

parts of the house They're kept

41:29

in a very important spot and

41:32

there's a huge argument Wait, is

41:34

this like a part of the

41:36

show or something? You just don't

41:38

have any fucking empathy for my

41:41

set. Sadness? It's a tick. Having

41:43

a tough time. It's a tick

41:45

talk. Yes, I'm fine. This has

41:47

nothing to do with you. I

41:49

hurt, I hurt, how is the

41:52

breakup? What the fuck dude? You

41:54

know what's so funny? Oh my

41:56

God. Whenever one of my friends

41:58

goes through a breakup, the man's

42:00

post after. You can always tell

42:03

when they're totally broken up. It's

42:05

like, no, it's not true. I

42:07

didn't do any of that stuff.

42:09

Bro, what? I've just been working.

42:12

And they start posting more. It's

42:14

like an increased cadence by 3X.

42:16

How is the break up going?

42:18

How are you? How would it

42:20

be if you woke up with

42:23

the first one? Why do you

42:25

ask me that? All right. Why

42:27

do you ask me that? All

42:29

right. So, all right. So, so.

42:32

Do we talk about Mike for

42:34

a little bit? No, no, no,

42:36

no. There's, there was a reason

42:38

why it wasn't coming on today.

42:40

Today, I was supposed to be

42:43

on the show. What is the

42:45

rollout strategy? What are we doing

42:47

tonight? Like, what's the plan here?

42:49

Yeah, oh, oh, today's sick. Yeah,

42:51

so we will be the first

42:54

ever premier to take place in

42:56

Times Square. So they're showing the

42:58

episode? Yeah, they're showing the full

43:00

episode one. And there's like a

43:03

stage in Times Square, apparently. And

43:05

by the way, aren't you guys

43:07

supposed to be on it in

43:09

about 15 minutes? No, we'll leave,

43:11

we'll leave, surely, but, but, but

43:14

yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, dude, dude,

43:16

dude, Max, Max, Max, like. Max

43:18

went hard into their marketing budget

43:20

for this show, which is sick

43:23

because man, they really believe in

43:25

it and like This will be

43:27

our forever home as long as

43:29

they'll have us. They're such great

43:31

partners and they they like Roll

43:34

out the red carpet like I

43:36

said, and I'll even say it

43:38

again. They rolled out the red

43:40

carpet They put a boxing a

43:42

boxing ring on stage. I think

43:45

Jake and I are gonna spar

43:47

Oh, so they really rolled out

43:49

the red carpet. Yeah, so there's

43:51

actually a red carpet. Yeah, there

43:54

actually is. Is it just Pam?

43:56

Yeah. Wait, wait. Well, we won't

43:58

even be able to see you.

44:00

How are you changing? Well, I

44:02

don't like my out. I want

44:05

to write a car, but it

44:07

might be. You'll just be a

44:09

floating head. I brought a red

44:11

dress. Oh, red dress. Oh, oh,

44:14

oh, oh. You know, Cinemax was

44:16

always my, Cinemax was always my

44:18

favorite network because at night they

44:20

would show nudity at 1130 p.m.

44:22

They would show soft core porn.

44:25

Do they still do that on

44:27

that channel? I don't think so.

44:29

Well, this is a family show.

44:31

HBO Max, right? Yeah, Sin Max,

44:33

is that even round? Yeah, I

44:36

don't know what that is. What

44:38

are you guys talking about? How

44:40

old are you, Mike? I think

44:42

he's going through a breakup. Sin

44:45

Max turned into HBO. Okay. I

44:47

would like to give Nina my

44:49

present. Oh! Guess. Suck ass, suck

44:51

ass, brown nose, brown nose, brown

44:53

nose. It's my birthday. It's her

44:56

birthday and she needs a present

44:58

and then, since it's also, this

45:00

is a shrimp. Whoa. You want

45:02

me to open it now? Is

45:05

it a Lamborghini? Okay. Oh, what

45:07

is this? Oh my God. Oh,

45:09

this is amazing. Oh my gosh,

45:11

she's gonna look amazing in there.

45:13

I don't think it's gonna fit

45:16

her. And she loves clothes for

45:18

Sme. I like clothes for Sme

45:20

more than I like clothes. Mom,

45:22

you should be honest. Oh, do

45:24

bad. She set out. That would

45:27

fit you. Wow. A nice little

45:29

bra. That's a workout outfit. Oh

45:31

my gosh. Are you telling me

45:33

to get my ass back in

45:36

the gym? Absolutely not. This is

45:38

what she wears every day in

45:40

Puerto Rico. So I just added

45:42

to her collection. Sweet, thank you.

45:44

Oh, that's so nice. Nina, Nina,

45:47

she set out clothes for SMA.

45:49

Oh my. The other day, like

45:51

to go on our trip to

45:53

London, and she's like mixing and

45:55

matching these clothes, and she said

45:58

it was so much. She's like,

46:00

that was the most fun I've

46:02

had in a while. Yeah, it was

46:04

the best time ever. Get excited. It's

46:07

literally the best time ever. You just

46:09

get to dress room whatever you want.

46:11

She can't say anything. That's so amazing. And

46:13

she's so, she's so cute. She comes out

46:15

looking like a gang star. Until she throws

46:17

up on it, which is inevitable. I did

46:20

want to ask one question too on the

46:22

flip side. Is it going to be a

46:24

good one this time? What happened and what

46:26

were feelings on the canello fight not happening?

46:28

Bro, that was like four months. Yeah, Mike,

46:31

what the fuck. You're not upset about it at

46:33

all? Canello's ducking him. Canello's ducking him, because he knows Jagle beat

46:35

his ass. That's true. No, that's true. No, that's true. No, that's

46:37

true. No, I'm not upset, because he knows Jagle beat his ass.

46:39

That's true. No, that's true. He didn't give me any fucking, like

46:41

he answered it, like he wasn't, like he wasn't, like he wasn't,

46:43

like he wasn't upset, like he wasn't upset, like he wasn't upset,

46:45

like he wasn't upset, like he wasn't upset, like, like he wasn't

46:47

upset, like, like, he wasn't upset, like, like, he wasn't upset, he

46:50

wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he

46:52

wasn't, he wasn What are your feelings on

46:54

it? Shut the phone. Shut the

46:56

phone. No, yeah, he's, look, he's

46:58

a big boxer. Big boxer guy

47:01

and he's gonna be moving on

47:03

to the next. Who's the

47:05

next? Everyone. Everyone. Like

47:07

every boxer? Is everyone.

47:09

Everyone. Are you embarrassed

47:12

by the term reality

47:14

star? Or do you feel a

47:16

certain type of way towards that

47:18

term? So- No, I'm getting used

47:20

to it. I think you are

47:22

the star. Yeah. I do. Rumor is

47:24

I'm gonna be the star, but

47:26

I don't know for sure. I

47:28

mean, that's- Well, hold on. On

47:31

that, no, let me show you

47:33

something. Oh, here we go. Yeah,

47:35

shum, shum, shum. But a lot

47:37

of props today. But a lot

47:39

of props today. Yeah, this is.

47:41

Make America. Craig again. All right.

47:43

Is this available somewhere? Yeah, yeah.

47:45

Oh, this is amazing. So you

47:47

are going to buy that million

47:50

dollar ring. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

47:52

So this is available at Old

47:54

Man Fight gear.com. And we're going

47:56

to have hats coming out. But

47:58

yeah, we're going to. Make America Greg

48:00

again. I love it. Do you have

48:03

the domain? I have the old man

48:05

fight your Don't aim you have that

48:07

domain wait that one was make America's

48:10

taken. I think I've I think I've

48:12

looked it up for you That one's

48:14

taken. Yeah, that one's taken. But make

48:17

America Greg I've got dot you all

48:19

have Greg Paul's a liberal.com You know

48:21

about that one for you. I know

48:24

I know let us know when you

48:26

want a Greg Paul's a liberal details

48:28

of the Hootie air strike will be

48:30

released all the group chats or won't

48:33

be released? No, it's all going to

48:35

be released. Yeah, 100%. Sick, because we

48:37

need those surgical strike details ahead of

48:40

time. Exactly. And we're not holding anything

48:42

back. While we're making America Greg again,

48:44

babe, I want to ask you a

48:47

little bit about motherhood. Really? A little

48:49

bit, maybe. Okay. I just feel like

48:51

it's so interesting and you haven't really

48:53

spoken on it and people will see

48:56

your motherhood a bit in the show.

48:58

Yeah, how's it been? You got a

49:00

six month old baby. I mean, I

49:03

guess I do too. Yeah, she's half

49:05

a year today, baby. Like at 1257

49:07

today, I was like, six months ago,

49:10

this was a very special moment. Yeah.

49:12

Let's say that motherhood is a journey.

49:14

You know, like, I feel like you

49:16

don't know what to expect until it's

49:19

happening. And then even then you're like,

49:21

what the fuck is happening. And I

49:23

would be lying if I was like,

49:26

it's sick. Like the first three to

49:28

four months were honestly so hard. Like

49:30

mentally, physically, and I'm so privileged. I

49:33

have help. I have an amazing husband

49:35

to be who helps me. I have

49:37

a mother-in-law. My mom was over here.

49:39

Like I had so much help and

49:42

I was still going through it. Like

49:44

it's just, you go from having... Those

49:46

10 months, it's not your body and

49:49

then you give birth But now you

49:51

don't have your life anymore, because now

49:53

your life is solely based around this

49:56

new little person's life, which is incredible,

49:58

but it literally goes from being like,

50:00

you make decisions for you, to now

50:02

you have to make decisions for them

50:05

before you make them for you, and

50:07

then you come third. So like, the

50:09

dynamic in the relationship is different, like

50:12

I miss you and I can't wait

50:14

till like, she's a little older and

50:16

we have even more time together. It's

50:19

just a lot. That was, oh, wrap

50:21

it the fuck up. Okay, well I

50:23

love it. Wait, he's talking about condoms.

50:26

No, I do love it. I do

50:28

love it. I just want to say

50:30

that. And I love her. No, I

50:32

know you do. Yeah. You, you, what?

50:35

Just the way he said it, I

50:37

didn't know he was talking about. I

50:39

thought he was hitting her with a

50:42

whom, whom, whom. No, I was talking

50:44

about, like, I just thought this. Oh,

50:46

good intro. Oh, no, no, no, no,

50:49

we can't get pregnant, we can't get

50:51

pregnant, we can't get pregnant, we can't

50:53

get pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant,

50:55

pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant,

50:58

pregnant, pregnant, right now. No, no, because

51:00

the wedding the wedding just want to

51:02

be pregnant for the wedding. I want

51:05

to yeah, no, you definitely I would

51:07

suck to be pregnant. And then what's

51:09

the timeline for what's the timeline for

51:12

y'all? Like you have so much stuff

51:14

coming up obviously both of you guys,

51:16

right? Like you took out to win

51:18

gold. Well, yeah, I'm going for it.

51:21

Do you have a timeline? That year

51:23

we're not going to get married yet

51:25

because I want to plan the wedding

51:28

and wedding and is at the wedding

51:30

and is at the work. Is that

51:32

the work? Is that the work? Is

51:35

that the work? Is that the work?

51:37

Is that the work? Is that the

51:39

work? Is that the work? Is that

51:41

the work? Is that the work. Is

51:44

that the work. Is that. Is that.

51:46

Is that. Is that. Mind, fuck. I

51:48

can't speak English anymore. You can, I

51:51

love it! I love you! You're amazing!

51:53

You can speak English. You know, speak

51:55

in Dutch, actually, for all these people.

51:58

Okay, so we'll translate it. Eferest chalama,

52:00

okay, now, um, for jar, then I'll

52:02

pick up your name, er, jar, jar,

52:04

or nah, don't have a travel travel

52:07

travel. And then again, I think, a,

52:09

oh is not, fair. Did you guys

52:11

understand what I said? No, the wheel

52:14

transit it. Okay, so yeah, she basically

52:16

just said that she wants to like

52:18

plan the wedding after the Olympic Games

52:21

so that she could focus on training

52:23

and then that will do it like

52:25

later probably in 20-27. And yeah, and

52:28

around August kind of I think. Like

52:30

that's when you get married. I was

52:32

going to say like enjoy the time

52:34

together when you guys are done with

52:37

your sport because that's the one thing

52:39

I'm so happy that you and I

52:41

did. We took those two years and

52:44

we just enjoyed each other because as

52:46

soon as these children come into the

52:48

world, their relationship is just, it's just...

52:51

different like your time is going to

52:53

be yeah it's almost like the kids

52:55

are the first you will be third

52:57

priority yeah and it kind of already

53:00

is because of my skating like I'm

53:02

used to it anything about it you

53:04

know yeah but then you'll be together

53:07

after the sport no 100% so we

53:09

can actually that's why we want to

53:11

like travel for a year yeah I

53:14

love that you should we're really going

53:16

to do it all and then after

53:18

I can then after I can then

53:20

you're popping them out so we can

53:23

one big happy family family so true

53:25

you can you can you can you

53:27

can you can you answer this question

53:30

I feel like you should keep going

53:32

and I'll pop in in a second.

53:34

What do you want to talk about?

53:37

If you do have a baby, that

53:39

baby is going to be a... Don't

53:41

say, don't say, stop, this is the

53:43

fifth time you said this. I just

53:46

have, it's going to be a genetic

53:48

free of nature. Like that baby will

53:50

be blessed. Blessed. Blessed, beyond all. Yeah,

53:53

yeah, you're big and strong. Shut up.

53:55

A baby, Viking, Viking baby, coming out

53:57

ready to go to war. And speeds.

54:00

when you were like four years old

54:02

you had triceps on you're sitting no

54:04

I had a six-pack yeah you're just

54:06

sitting here like in a chair like

54:09

this and your arms are ripped you're

54:11

four years old I was super ripped

54:13

like I wasn't like bulky but I

54:16

just like muscles you know I came

54:18

out of the woman with muscles. The

54:20

dad of my dad said to my

54:23

grandpa he said she's gonna be an

54:25

athlete when I just just got born.

54:27

This day I got born because I

54:30

was just I was already like I

54:32

had a six-pack like ripped not fat

54:34

but like really like muscular. Wow. Okay

54:36

Nina this one's this one's this one's

54:39

you Nina. Okay hold on one second

54:41

here we go. I love you. It's

54:43

like, you know that point. You know

54:46

that point in a relationship where you're

54:48

like you could fart. It's called day

54:50

one for me. You and I are

54:53

very different. I was at day one.

54:55

You're at day one, but like pretty

54:57

early on. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, that's

54:59

crazy. You have to remember, you have

55:02

to remember, uh, farting is a very

55:04

good way to gauge your partners. like

55:06

sense of humor and ability to be

55:09

like cool with you being a person

55:11

a human so if you can let

55:13

out a cool fart do like a

55:16

weekend and they laugh at it and

55:18

they laugh at it bro this morning

55:20

I love yeah do you know what

55:22

I'm saying like that's like bro this

55:25

morning I wrote I ripped like seven

55:27

seconds I was like morning I thought

55:29

she woke she stood up and walked

55:32

to the bathroom and I thought she

55:34

stood up and walked to the bathroom

55:36

and I thought she stood up and

55:39

walked to the bathroom and I thought

55:41

she Oh, so you hold them in.

55:43

And it's so long. I was like,

55:45

I care. I'm respectful. I'm respectful. I'm

55:48

respectful. I'm not saying, it's not about,

55:50

it's, it can, it, there's a lot,

55:52

girls will sometimes say, and this is

55:55

my type of girl. Like, which girl?

55:57

That was a good. That was a

55:59

good one, babe. Like, they'll hype you

56:02

up on the size of your fart.

56:04

So you don't know this. That's crazy.

56:06

I don't want that. Why? Because, bro,

56:08

I'll be honest with you. Part of

56:11

the reason that I fart in front

56:13

of Nina is to get a reaction.

56:15

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, not

56:18

a good one. I don't want her

56:20

to gas me up. Wait, what is

56:22

her reaction to him? Her. Oh yeah,

56:25

it depends. Putered. Oh, but it depends.

56:27

Smelly fart your dip, that's completely different.

56:29

I mean, bro, bro, you farting to

56:32

smell good? What are you doing? No,

56:34

mine are very loud, they don't smell.

56:36

Mm. Sometimes, yours are quiet, but they're

56:38

awful. Dude, the first time I have

56:41

farted in front of her, I was,

56:43

I couldn't look myself in them. He

56:45

was so embarrassed. It's awful, you still

56:48

poop and you know, like that. We

56:50

don't do all that. His, like that.

56:52

His, his, his, his, his, he's, his,

56:55

his, he's, his, he's, his, he's, he's,

56:57

his, he's, he's, his, he's, he's, he's,

56:59

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

57:01

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

57:04

he They're loud though, but they're loud.

57:06

That's shocking. Mostly. That's shocking. Is you

57:08

who smelled them your all night? Yeah.

57:11

Of Jake? No, because he just, you

57:13

look smelly. But he's got dubbing. I

57:15

wear a W available at all. That's

57:18

it. Yeah. Make America, Greg, again. Let's

57:20

go. Whoa. Lunchly. Lunchly. Whoa. Buy 10

57:22

10 burger in the fifth vital. What

57:24

else? Anything else? Watch my Olympics. Yeah.

57:27

Eat dog house, drink, invest, anti-fund, um,

57:29

signed a, NVP, boxing. True breath of?

57:31

Yeah, that's. But mainly, watch HBO Max.

57:34

Yeah, March, 27th. Oh, let's go. Oh,

57:36

let's go. A little better. Download, download

57:38

better. Sorry. Oh, and stick around it.

57:41

Season two. Well, we always try to

57:43

prove we always try to improve on

57:45

what we do. Yeah, let's go to

57:47

let's go to Times Square do the

57:50

first ever premiere in Times Square everybody

57:52

That's good. Thanks for watching a stepson

57:54

Our reality shows out now on Max

57:57

check it out like and subscribe. Bye

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