Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy in the Hospital; 
• Woman charged with harassment in UK's 1st 'cyber-farting' case; 
• IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN: Chinese Zoo Paints Chow Chow Dogs to Look Like Tigers; 
• Chinese Zoo Accused of Painting Donkeys Black & White to Look Like Zebras: 'Stripes Look a Mess'; 
• Teacher Charged for Kneeing 4-y/o Elementary Student; 
• Woman Arrested on Hit-&-Run Charge After Car Scrapes Tree Branch in Parking Lot; 
• FL Man Destroyed Multiple Mailboxes on a Riding Mower, Then Flips It; 
• Schools Are Banning Crocs, Claiming They Are a 'Safety Hazard'; 
• A Couple May Break Up...Over a Beer Run During the Super Bowl; 
• How DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Break Into Bible Study Thinking It Was A Human Trafficking Operation; 
• Wellness Junkies Oiling Their Belly Buttons, Armpits for Better Sleep & Stress Relief; 
• FL Man 'Barking Like a Dog' for More Than an Hour at Auto Parts Store Arrested for Drugs; 
• A Pair of Idiots Got Caught with Drugs After Stopping to Ask Cops for Directions; 
• Shoplifters Ordered to Wash Cars Instead Of Serve Jail Time; 
• Plane Evacuated After Passenger's 'Stupid Comment'; 
• Man Blindsided as His Girlfriend 'Hijacks' His Birthday to Propose to Herself on His Behalf; 
• FL Woman Fires BB Gun at 2 Teens Riding Their Dirt Bikes; 
• A Carton of Eggs Is So Expensive That Stores Are Selling Egg "Loosies"; 
• There's a "Spreadable Coffee" That You Can Smear on Your Toast; 

Stay up-to-date with all the stupid current events with the Insane Week In Review and celebrate the most supendous stupidity with this week's Genius Awards!