Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up.

In this BONUS Midweek Episode...

• Dumb Duo Tries to Use a Cannon to Blast Drugs Into a Prison; 
• Could Robot Pets Be the Future? Here's What the Experts Are Predicting; 
• Doctor Under Fire for Giving Pet Cat a CAT Scan at His Hospital; 
• He's Cut Off: Police Seeking Suspect Accused of Urinating All Over Bar; 
• FL Woman Accused of Stealing Electricity Sends Great Dane After Deputy; 
• Woman Sues Her High School Because She Can’t Read or Write; 
• A Drunk Driver Crashed in the Same Spot 2 Nights in a Row at 9:47 PM; 
• Man Calls 911—Says His Girlfriend Locked Him In a Storage Unit for a Week; 
• School Tries to Cover Huge 65 Ft. Phallic Symbol on Roof That's Visible From Space; 
• Looks Like Hooters Is Heading for Bankruptcy; 
• NJ Woman Accused Of Running Brothel, & Her Name Fits…; 
• City to Solve Homelessness with New Law Banning Sitting & Lying Down; 
• A Father Says His Daughter's Name Was Incorrectly Listed as "Unakite Thirteen Hotel"; 
• A Man Offers to Split a Winning Lotto Ticket...with the Thieves Who Bought It with His Stolen Credit Card; 
• Models Bare Plumber’s Cracks at Milan Fashion Week & Style Gurus Are Outraged; 
• PA Gambling Addict Lost a $57K Jackpot, Because He'd Previously Banned Himself from the Casino; 
• Soccer Game Cancelled After Player's Child Bites Referee's Testicle; 
• FL Woman Admits to Vandalizing Ex’s Vehicle...But She Got The Wrong Car; '
• A Woman Was Caught Peeing on Quinoa at a Grocery Store . . . for Her OnlyFans Page; 
• (Another SCARY Flight)...Southwest Plane Nearly Collides With Private Jet at Chicago's Midway Airport; 
• FL Man Games 2025 Were a Huge Success Again.

More insane stupidity from the latest current event files & we pay tribute to the stupendous stupidity with our Genius Awards!

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