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Int request created by Michael
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Freiberg, a production of iHeartRadio
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and Astro Media. Listen with headphones
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for three D audio. Winds
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approaching gale force, feed pressure,
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rising sandstorm imminence.
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We have to keep going. It's the last leg
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of the journey. We can reach the lighthouse
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at the desert end to drop off the satellite dish
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by nightfall, assuming we find a way
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to fix it. Either
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we're completely exposed to the elements. If
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we can trap in the sandstorm, we'll be defenseless
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against an endless torrent of high velocity
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rock and debris. Highly advise
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me to immediate shelter. Storm
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coming serious feeling balls.
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But we're so close to reaching the seaport,
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to delivering the satellite dish, to completing
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the mission. I'd
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find nothing more satisfying than delivering
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the satellite dish and completing the agency's mission.
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However, giving current conditions, continuing
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onward puts us at a risk of losing everything.
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The best course of action is defined it enclosure
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suitable for overnight rest and resume
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our journey in the morning. Once weather patterns of normalized
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logo right shield
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from storm.
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All right, looks like there's an end
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nearby. We could stay there until the storm's
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passed, then pick up again tomorrow the
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front desk. Let
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me do the talking, real
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shiny. We
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welcome to the desert end, the
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last inn at the end of the Azrael
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Desert. How can I help
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you? Three bells?
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Serious? Please refrain from ringing
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the bell. I'm standing right
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before you. We'd
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like a room for the night. I'm sorry,
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no rooms available. Oh,
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no rooms. But there's gonna be a sandstorm.
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We need someone to stay. Unfortunately,
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nothing I can do now.
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If you'll excuse me, I have
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guests to attend to. Please
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exit out the end, no inn.
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How are you crazy? You can't
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send us back out there. I won't go, I won't
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Please. We have nowhere else to go. You
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have to help us. There
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is one vacancy.
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We'll take it, but it's
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not n arm. Why not in
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policy? Please?
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If I were traveling alone, I wouldn't even bother to
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ask. But my partners. Look
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at them. One's all bulk and brawn out
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in the sands, he'd sink like a stone, and
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the other is nothing but skin and bones. He'll
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blow in a light breeze. Let alone a sandstorm.
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I'm aerodynamic to a fault. These
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two are goners on the outside. I'm not
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asking you to help me, I'm asking you to help them.
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Please have a heart well,
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seeing as you all have no other
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option, and given how I
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pitied you three from the moment you walked
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inside, I suppose
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I could make an exception. This
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one's thank you, But
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I must warn you stay
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in the room at your own Read
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the last guest who checked it, never
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checked out, never checked
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out. O
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go serious sandstorm.
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Remember we
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appreciate the warning, but we'll take our chances
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with the room, Room five o
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five. And don't forget
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enjoy your stay in the desert d
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This is it, room
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five o five. Nothing
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left but go in a
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Maybe the sandstorm isn't so bad. Violent
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winds, low visibility, serrated
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projectiles could be refreshing.
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Don't be goobers. It's one night's
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stay in an ordinary old room. Large
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bed, closet, window,
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writing desk, with various knickknacks, bookcase,
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cabinets, grandfather clock, even a
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fireplace. How hospitable. See
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just a room. Nothing to be scared
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of. On bed
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chocolate it's candy. Serious,
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Wait, don't eat that candy. We
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should ration it. There's still the remaining
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part of our journey ahead of us, and who knows if we'll
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find ourselves in some dire situation in
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desperate need of that chocolate decadence.
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It must be preserved in case of absolute
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emergency, right either, sure,
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whatever, Now,
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you two quit your bickering. It's
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time we rest and recharge before the final stretch
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of our journey. Serious,
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get out of that closet. It's probably full
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of dust and debris, precisely what we're
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trying to avoid out in the sandstorm to begin with.
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Look, what's serious? Find white
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coat? Good?
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If fits like you ate the sad sacket belonged
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to and are now wearing their coat as a girdle,
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fit's great? M did
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it belong to? What
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if the white coat was property of the last
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guest who never checked out? Look Emblazoned
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in gold thread on the coat's left breast pocket
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the letter d well.
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No use wasting energy trying to solve this mystery.
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Besides, the beds looking pretty
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comfy right about now? Left
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side, right
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side, I
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call the bed's middle Finally,
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good night's sleep. Eat
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their logo serious, sandlich
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Serious? Would you mind shifting over? I feel
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your rather bulbous knee protruding into
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my section of the bed. Serious,
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no touch logo side if everything
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logo touch serious side? Ah,
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you too. It's one night's stay
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and a big bed. Make it work.
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Go to sleep. The
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only thing left is to put out the
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gas. Laugh on the night's day. Now
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close your eyes, let the quiet
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carry you off to sleep. Ninety
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nine, Good
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night, M
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serious? What is it? What if room
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haunted by ghost of last guest? Nonsense?
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There's absolutely no scientific evidence
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that ghosts exist. Right either, Right
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now, both of you go to sleep.
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M that
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buzzing. I can't take it, agreed.
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What's making that noise? Something
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like phantom cry of glows? You
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think it's a beatle?
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No good beetle? Sneak to room? Wake?
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Serious up? Stare with buzz?
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Serious, no burner live my
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legal fast? Serious?
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Serious
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hurt someone where
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bees will go? It's landed
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on the dresser by me. Serious. This
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is knowing that serious?
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I said, careful enough, this
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is unacceptable. Where
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to go? M serious?
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Wide, here's
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the bookcase and the books. Oh,
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let's collect the books and clean up the broken shells
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before we get thrown out for trash in the place. There
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are some really fascinating reads. Here
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the Anatomy of Melancholy,
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Dialectics on the Nature of Pain.
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Oh, and looky here Treatments
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and trempid Nations for cognitive maladies.
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All medical texts. Interesting
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right, No, behind the bookcase,
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there's something hidden in the wall. Serious,
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help me clear a path. It's
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a safe safe what's
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a safe doing concealed in the wall? The
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innkeeper alluded to the room being vacant
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for some time. I wonder what's inside.
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Could be anything like mountain
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of chocolate or a rare
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addition book, maybe even a treasure
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of black apples, enough to buy our way
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back to imperiod clot
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serious break unlikely. The
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safe door appears to be made of impenetrable
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black stone. Logo.
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Can you open it? It's
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a combination lock and dial mechanism
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requiring a three digit numeric code to access
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two complex to solved by trial and error alone.
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For now, I'm afraid it's a dead end. A
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beetle A serious
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no, sounds
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like we'll be up for a while. I'll
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get the fireplace started, by
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the way, serious, Chasing after a beetle
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is not the way to catch it. You have to let the
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beetle come to you to
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catch our intruder. All we need is a simple
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box and stick contraption. I'll show you. Let's
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see what's around the room. On
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the desk, an ice pick and bucket. The
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ice picks, rusty and covered in red
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specks, shouldn't be an issue
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so serious. What I need to do
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is first remove the ice bucket lid and oh
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there's a bottle inside Miracle
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tonic herbal anesthetic for natural pain relief.
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Take orally, do not exceed one droplet. It's
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empty, into the trash. It goes, as
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I was saying. After removing the lid, I
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chased the upturned bucket on the desk,
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propping it up from the inside and leaning
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against the rusty ice pick,
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thereby creating a small opening in one
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side of the otherwise sealed bucket brim.
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To complete the trap just requires
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bait. Serious the
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chocolate candy, Please serious
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chocolate. It's essential to catch
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the beetle. But I assure you it's
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only a decoy, wha
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a fully functional homemade box and
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stick beetlecatcher. The chocolate's odor
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will first lower the beetle to the desk containing
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the trap. Once the beetle reaches the ice buckets
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perimeter, it will proceed to crawl underneath
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in an attempt to retrieve the bait. In so doing,
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the beetle will inadvertently bump and trigger the
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collapse of the red and ice pick, causing the bucket
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to fall down and seal it within. All
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we have to do now is sit back and wait.
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Let's head of the bat and weight. Then. I
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didn't notice it before, but there's a series of scratch
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marks clawed into the wall beside the bed. Scratches
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made record of the demon beetle
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victims, Black fate of
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Last Room Gaston. It's
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probably nothing, just the scribbles as someone
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who went mad passing the time during a sandstorm.
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So the trap? How
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long do we wait? Any moment
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now, any
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moment, any
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moment now, Marny
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moment now? How
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should we pass the time? We
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could discuss a fascinating study I read on the
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mathematical properties of bacteria colony
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growth rates found in ingrown toenails and serious
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no story time
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slumber? What's
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a story time slumber? We stay up,
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we tell story We are fun
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sure? Serious story time slumber
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sounds agreeable to me. Either
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tell a story? How we meet that
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old story again, Yes,
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again again, I've
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never heard it. Well, all
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right, then, this
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was a long time ago, back when a
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young Serious no more than several years
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old, was living amongst his noble clans. There
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were a clan of nomadic titans who lived off
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the land and found harmony in nature. Fearsome
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warriors, they were believed to be able to harness the flow
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of energy itself. They
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struck fear into the hearts of those who crossed
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them. Really much like Serious,
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they were a group of gentle giants at
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the time. They were crossing through the outskirts of here,
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just beyond the gates of my homeland where I
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grew up. What happened out there on
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that faithful day I will never
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forget. Without warning, out
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of nowhere, a rival group of soldiers
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ambushed Serious clan, a surprise
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attack that lets all out war. Thinking
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back, the whole thing went
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by like a blur. It
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was a shameful affair, a massacre.
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Though Serious side fot valiantly to the end,
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They're outnumbered and outmatched. Wasn't
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a fair fight. Soldiers sent endless
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cohord after Cohord to their death, equipped
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with cannon fire, steel
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armor, no matter how many soldiers they
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lost, more kept coming in their place. Ultimately
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they overwhelmed. The clan slaughtered
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every last one of them. But not Serious
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or not Serious for whatever
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reason, the soldiers spared his life
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a single blessing that cursed
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Dayious
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town, Serious town Okay after
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battle clear Serious stand
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alone, bloody field. Ether
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come from nowhere like like beam
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of light, drop everything,
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Rescue Serious, Take
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Serious home to Imperia, show
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serious love, give
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serious purpose together,
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clan up, brothers, family.
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Oh I wish I could have done more. Ether.
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It sounds like you did everything in your power.
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Besides, it's not like you're at fault,
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of course not Yeah,
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but who were the rival soldiers? Let's
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hold you. It was all blur? And
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what were you doing that day outside the gates of Imperia.
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What I just find it
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rather intriguing is all that the same day
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Serious Is Clan was attacked, you happen
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to see it all unfold from outside the gates,
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And I don't remember. I
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must have been harvesting crops in the high fields or
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something. Still quite
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the coincidence, is it? Not? Ether
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saved Serious life? No
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coincidence, fate
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ha, only wincidence
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here is Serious hand smack logo
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face if keep up big a mouth?
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No the
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trap? Did
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it catch the beetle? I'm
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certain of it, but just
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to make sure, I'll carefully raise one edge
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of the bucket off the desk to look under it and confirm.
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Okay, then no
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beetle, No chocolate,
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Ah dropping
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a work beatles steel serious
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chocolate it escape bucket, serious
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swat beetles serious?
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Are you okay? Haunted
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floorboard trips, serious hurt,
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serious knee tear, serious
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white coat beetle, Get
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away your knee it's bleeding?
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Just scratch logo? Is there anything
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around the bandage them up? I can look, but
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I wouldn't count on anything in this room being sterile?
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Beat crawl under bed and a coward?
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See what
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is that? What
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beneath the bed? I
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freaking just reach it? Forgot
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it? Black
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bag? It's
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a black medical bag. There's
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a golden letter d on matching the one
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on serious coat. What can
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side bag? We're about to find out logo.
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You'll likely be more familiar with its contents. Mind
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taking a look. Sure thing either scalpel,
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razors, stepastoke, gauze.
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This mysterious d figure. The former
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occupant of Room five h five. Must
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have been a doctor. Oh,
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doctor, d hand
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me the gauze. Serious, I'm gonna band it you
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up. Make
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sure to apply pressure. Are
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you sure you're okay? There's a lot of blood
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on the floorboard logo. Is there anything
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else from the bag? We can use? M serious
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strong, heal fast, blood
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on floor dry already? How
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is that possible unless the
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floor was already like that before for
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serious's knee? No? The safe? What
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do you mean? The wall safe utilizes
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a combination lock and dial mechanism, requiring
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three digits to be entered in proper sequential order.
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Behind the dial is a cylindrical spindle that
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operates three parallel wheels. Each wheel
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contains an internal notch belong its circumference
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corresponding to the correct number in the code, with
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the first wheel synchronized with the first number, and
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so on. When all three digits are entered correctly,
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the notches align and the safe unlocks. Notably,
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as the wheels click into position, they emit a faint
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but distinctive sound, normally imperceptible
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to the naked ear. Using the stethoscope,
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I can amplify the volume to listen in and identify
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the correct numbers. That unlock the safe so
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you can crack the code precisely.
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How do you know all of this? Oh, it's
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common knowledge to anyone within an advanced
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understanding gives system security design. Now,
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I'll need you to to be quiet as I listened to the turn
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of the dial through the stethoscope. I'll
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count out the numbers as I go, m
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H five
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zero, keep
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it in five,
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yes, five zero five,
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same as the room number. Genius in its
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simplicity. Now to see
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what's inside the safe? What
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was that? Serious? No,
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don't touch the stethoscope. You
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two settle down. I'll check the safe.
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Ah, there's nothing in here
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but a small locked chest. This is a joke,
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nested safe inside safe.
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Quite the elaborate ruths. I
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have a feeling that inside this chest is the answer
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to what happened here to doctor D before
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checking out. But doctor D didn't
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check out. I'm not talking about from the room.
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Oh. Anyhow,
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the chest requires a key to open another
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dead end for now? Yeah? Serious,
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how's your need doing? Okay? But story
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make me feel better? Story?
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Storytime slumber?
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Okay, okay, story time slumber. Anyone
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have a story to share? Who's next? Ether?
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I'm curious to hear the story of your amulet the
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eye of imperiod. Well,
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that story is not that interesting and I
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went already. Technically you
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only provided a setup. It was serious
23:57
who told the story of how you two met, and I
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really would like to learn more about it. Serious
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also want to hear amulette story.
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But it's story time number
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all right, Fine, what
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do you want to know? For starters? How
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did it come into your possession? It was a
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family heirloom, gifted to me by my mother on my
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name day. I think, at least
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that's what I remember. I was only
24:24
an infant when she passed. When
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she passed down the amulet, I only
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have vague memories of our short time together,
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and I was told she was pregnant with me when she
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began to show signs of umbre came
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on suddenly after my father was taken
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away sentenced to death by the
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mad tyr and Akasha, who ceased control
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over our homeland and mother. She she
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chose to isolate herself as her condition worsens,
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saw less and less of her, and eventually heard
24:53
she passed from complications soon after. It
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all still feels like a bad dream, But I didn't
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know everything she did, she did to protect
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me final
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time together. She gave me her only possession, miss
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Ambulance, the Ivan period. She
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told me it would watch over me. Can
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you say I'm
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sorry either? How
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does it work? And
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is what work? Your ambulant?
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I'm not familiar with the mechanics. How
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does it protect you? I am?
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I don't know, but you must
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have some idea. You've experienced
25:35
its powers, after all. When
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I wear it, I fill her warmth
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around my heart, and her spirit
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alive and my soul and the words
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from the lullaby she would saying, come back, don't
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be sad, don't be blue.
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I'm the bird who will worry for
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you. I can't
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remember how the rest of it goest, but reminds
25:58
me of the promise I made in memory of her one
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day. Somehow, some
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way, a free imperia from
26:05
that mad tyrants hold. But
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as far as the inner workings are concerned, either
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saying no, no, he no, no. The
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beetle, it's by the window, sill, beetles.
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Listen. If we crack open the window, there's
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a chance the beetle will just fly right out and like
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that free room from beetle
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hole. Yes exactly, But
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the sandstorm is likely at its apex, the
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force from the window alone could knock us to the floor,
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if not sweep us straight out into the vortex.
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Opening the window now opens ourselves
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up to unquantifiable levels of risk.
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I know, but some risks are worth
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taking. I hope you know what you're doing.
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I'll tie down and secure the satellite dish pieces
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so they don't blow away. Serious
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scare beagles, so beatles fly out. That
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leaves me to open the window on
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my account one two
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three, I'm
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trying to get stuck. I
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take it into shiner. Serious
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h m
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hmm, thanks
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serious, serious
27:50
bird who worry for eat? Our
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backs to the floor, sand
27:56
in every crevice. The room
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in complete disarray. That one
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about as well as expected. But at
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least we survived and beetle.
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That buzz would indicate that the beetle is
28:15
alive as well. Well.
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This place is a total mess holm
28:22
who ever has to clean this up. The
28:26
innkeeper did do us a favor in rending
28:28
us this room. I'm not claiming it to be legally
28:30
binding, but social contract dictates
28:33
we return it in like condition. At
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the very least we owe him that as good house
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guests. I'll
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start swipping up the sand. Serious, pile up
28:42
the broken furniture logo.
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Start with getting the pillows and blanket off the ground
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and back on the bed. I trust you can handle that. Of
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course, what
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is it? Skull? There's a skull on
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the bed. It must have been under the blanket the entire
28:58
time I knew I out something. Doctor
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D come back from dead to haunt us
29:05
John serious for wear white cold.
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Let me take a look this
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skull one with the color coded
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markings and labeled sections, and probably
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did belong to doctor D. It's
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ceramic. Oh, it's
29:26
only an anatomical model. They really
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do make them lifelike. Good
29:34
observation. Either Doctor D must
29:36
have used the ceramics skull to aid in medical
29:38
research. It appears doctor D
29:40
specialized in matters of the mind. Well,
29:44
at this rate, it'll take all night to get this place cleaned
29:47
up. We should get back to it, but first
29:50
I need a break on the bed. I am high
29:53
agreed. Logo.
29:59
You might giving us status report. Certainly
30:02
on the beatle front, we've made limited progress
30:04
as our attempts to silence its buzz have failed
30:06
and turned the room into shambles. As far
30:09
as the safe goes. We found a hidden chest
30:11
located inside the concealed wall safe behind
30:13
the bookcase, but lack the missing key to unlock
30:15
it. And Lastly, although we've uncovered
30:18
some of doctor D's belongings, including the white
30:20
coat, medical texts, black bag, and ceramic
30:22
skull, as well as encountered several peculiarities
30:25
around the room, such as the empty bottle of miracle
30:27
tonic, scratch marks on the wall, and dried
30:29
blood on the floor, we have yet to determine
30:31
what happened to doctor D or the events that unfolded
30:34
in this room. Across all avenues,
30:36
we seem to have reached a proverbial dead end.
30:38
I see no clear path forward, and sleep
30:41
eludes us. Thanks
30:44
serious idea, you do story
30:47
time slumber. I
30:52
can appreciate the interjection of levity,
30:54
but given the gravity of our situation now,
30:57
it is really not the time to distract ourselves with frivolous
30:59
activity. Our attention would be better
31:01
directed to the final segment of our journey, plotting
31:04
our safe return by reviewing the map in detail.
31:07
Not so fast, logo serious
31:11
wind, I went, it's
31:14
your turn, m logo
31:16
turn, I
31:19
mean, really, I appreciate
31:22
the gesture but I don't
31:24
have any relevant stories suitable for sharing.
31:30
Story time slumber,
31:33
I I
31:37
storytime slumber. Okay,
31:42
okay, okay, story time slumber.
31:44
I'll tell you anything I want to know. Mmmm.
31:48
Well, we've gone on a score of missions
31:50
for the agency, but still know next
31:53
to nothing about them, except
31:55
as serious can tell you very
31:58
well, but no pay enough.
32:01
This mission, however, marks
32:03
the first time we've been lucky enough
32:05
to have one of the agency's own officers
32:07
accompany us as a mandatory
32:11
escort, one of
32:13
their best and brightest. I
32:15
presume, So
32:19
tell us how'd you get
32:21
involved with the Agency? Well, there's
32:23
an easy answer to that. The information
32:26
is classified. I
32:28
mean, of course, it'd be my pleasure to recount the story.
32:32
That is, if I were privy to the
32:34
details. What are you talking about?
32:36
The information is not just classified to those outside
32:39
the agency, it's classified to me as
32:41
well. Similarly
32:43
to YouTube, The true nature of my origin
32:46
remains an enigma. I never knew
32:48
who my biological parents were or why they abandoned
32:50
me. My earliest childhood memories
32:52
stem back to the agency's headquarters, wandering
32:55
the permissible boundaries, familiarizing myself
32:57
with facility protocol, and nurturing my burgeoning
33:00
curiosity about the world through books and thought
33:02
experiments. The more I learned about
33:04
life and the Agency, the more I realized
33:06
how limited my perspective truly was. From
33:09
a young age, I tried to be a productive and contributing
33:12
member of the organization, but largely kept
33:14
to myself. It became clear that
33:16
the Agency's principal tenet of secrecy
33:18
is integral to their success. Divisions
33:21
are siloed, clearance levels strictly enforced,
33:23
and access to information restricted to a
33:25
need to know basis, unencumbered
33:27
by complex bureaucracy or restraining ideologies,
33:30
free of temptation and ego, agents
33:32
are blank slates, able to dedicate
33:35
themselves fully to their work. Confidentiality
33:37
is believed to be the cornerstone of progress, with
33:40
each individual entity unwittingly
33:42
playing a small part to advance a much greater
33:44
whole, really a microcosm
33:47
of life itself. All of
33:49
this to explain the rationale behind my ignorance
33:51
of my initial involvement with the Agency. I'm
33:53
not certain I'll ever know the details of the arrangement
33:55
made by my parents, and perhaps that's
33:58
for the best. In fact, I
34:00
don't even know what the agency's central objective
34:02
is but I'm told it has the power
34:04
to change the world, and
34:06
this ancient satellite dish for reasons
34:08
untold, is critical to their mission.
34:13
Ah And yet despite
34:16
these core operating principles, I've
34:18
spent my life trying to learn life's
34:20
secret truths, to make sense of the world and feel
34:23
connected. Our mission
34:25
has only exacerbated my desire. This
34:28
is the first time I've been tasked to lead an assignment
34:30
outside the agency's purview. With
34:33
its success, I hope to prove that their
34:35
decision to overlook my inborn deficiencies
34:37
and invest in the potential of my future, a
34:39
conclusion not foregone to my own parents, was
34:41
indeed the correct one. In spite
34:44
of the limitations, I'm grateful for the life
34:46
the agency has given me that
34:51
I was until this journey
34:53
changed my perspective by illuminating
34:55
an unknown truth, showing me
34:57
one of life's greatest wonders, something
35:00
inaccessible through books or study. Friendship.
35:06
The time we've had together has truly been
35:08
the most meaningful time of my life. Only
35:11
the knowledge that it will soon be over dulls this
35:13
blissful feeling. Though perhaps it's ephemeral
35:16
nature makes me value it even more. I'll
35:18
always consider myself lucky to have known YouTube.
35:21
After we've completed the mission and I've shown
35:23
you the path home to Imperia, I will
35:25
miss you too, dearly. I only hope
35:27
to some degree you both feel the
35:29
same Stickman
35:32
no friend of Serious or even
35:36
Oh logo family
35:39
logo Astrom Yeah, family
35:42
clan of Astrom brothers grow bigger.
35:47
Oh hug Okay,
35:52
Serious, put me down. You're
35:54
squeezing too tight. You're
35:58
jest. It's poke me
36:01
Serious, heart filled with love
36:04
boads the
36:07
cheese logo.
36:12
What is it? I
36:14
found the key to the locked chest that's inside the safe.
36:17
It was in the left breast pocket of doctor Dee's
36:19
white coat that Serious has been wearing. O
36:23
Ether take it. You should be
36:25
the one to open the chest. You've led
36:27
the way. Okay,
36:33
this is it? A locked chest from inside
36:35
the safe, Doctor Dee's final surprise.
36:38
Ready m hm inside
36:45
chest bottle A
36:48
serious Wait. There appears to be something
36:51
inside the glass bottle. Open
36:54
it. It's
36:58
a rolled up piece of parchment paper sealed
37:00
with a golden letter d wax emblem
37:02
identical to the symbols found on the white coat and
37:04
black bag. Must be a
37:07
letter Doctor D's last
37:09
words. Either open
37:11
paper, read letter. All
37:14
right, the
37:19
beetle on my head, get
37:22
it up, hit it up? Serious
37:25
of the bottle, be logo,
37:30
stay still? Are you crazy? He's
37:32
gonna hit me in the head with the last battle serious?
37:35
Here, take the letter, give me the bottle here. Remember
37:38
either let the beetle come to you, Let
37:41
the beetle come to me. Concentrate
37:45
me, don't chase the beetle. Let
37:48
the beatles come to you. Now,
38:09
got it? Serious, the beetle,
38:11
the bottle, corkid Yeah,
38:19
no, no, no, no, no, no, the letter. Let's
38:25
send the fireplace. I
38:29
guess we'll never know what happened to Doctor Dean. What
38:32
was written in the letter? A life lost
38:35
of the world forever? Either letter,
38:38
just words on paper. Stories
38:40
keep doctor D's spirit alive. And
38:44
look outside the sandstorms
38:46
ended and the stars are out. I bet
38:48
Doctor Dee's watching over us right now.
38:51
Yeah, you're right. Something
38:54
tells me everything's gonna be okay. Something
38:56
you feel in your amulet. I
38:59
just know. I guess we have each other, astrom
39:03
family, hard dude,
39:06
fight against Now
39:10
let's finally get some sleep. Introquest
39:29
created by Michael Freiberg, the production
39:32
of I Hear Radio and Astro Media
39:35
Executive produced by Michael Freiberg and
39:37
I Hear Radio co produced by
39:39
Adam Raimundo and Chelsea English. Sound
39:41
design and mixed by Dennis Denbeck. Music
39:44
by Trey Toy and James Newberry. Performances
39:47
by Matthew Brossard, Ether,
39:50
Mike Leibovitz, Serious Mike
39:52
Kaplan, Logo Lucy
39:55
Paul Umbra featuring Tom
39:57
Takar, Innkeeper director
39:59
and head writer, Michael Frebrick, Writers
40:03
Tom Delgado and Will Julian, story
40:05
editor, Chelsea English, dialogue
40:08
editor jay Anne Wang Foley,
40:11
Post Thread, full cast and crew in
40:13
the description. Find more podcasts from
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