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In request created by Michael
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Freiberg, a production of I Heart Radio
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and Astro Media. Listen with headphones
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for three D audio. The
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gate that's gauntlet ahead of the tunnel corridor,
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three drop gates, and a final swing gate with
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archers and spearman guard in the exit. Our only
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hope is to clear it. The fourth shuts keep
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running a don't stop until we're saving the desert
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sands. That's the landing rub
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us. There one more to go into the final Blackstone
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swing gate, but that's we're beginning to down.
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We'll do a single file. I'll leave the way
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Love go Serious, come on, third
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game, Serious
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Lee trapped behind the drop gate, don't worry. Serious,
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we'll get you out. On what happened third
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Gateail bunchetions it didn't. Then it dropped immediately
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too late. By the time we managed get Serious free,
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the doors of the final swing hit will have already close shut,
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sealing us inside of you. The
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drop gates driving. But why no
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time for questions. As soon as Serious sway
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right, the
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final swing gate is so open, listen.
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The best chance we have of making the best of guards
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outside is to spread out the dunes and six
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agg as we run follow my lead. Okay,
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see, I'm ever your side
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down. Get that fiery something
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drop, go keep
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moving, run towards the seting sun downs a chance
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to escape, Give them safe
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passage onto the dudes. I
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secured the gate with them, But sir,
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you're letting them get away. So to be it
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an arrow or spear through the head is too
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good for these three? A quick
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and painless death. What would
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be the fun? Let them
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get lost in the desert and sucking
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either water plumbs
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this time? Ah?
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Are you too? Okay? From the fall, I'm
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a face full of sand like you're just serious?
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Okay, technically
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I'm still mobile. Then, Welcome
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to the Azrael desert. We're lucky we
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made it here alive. Our
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number one priorities should be finding a path back
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to the main route that leads to them all layer all
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we have of the supplies on our back, so we'll have to
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be resourceful if we plan to survive out here. Speaking
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of which, we're in the desert. Are we surveying
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the immediate grounds? We appear to be standing at the
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bottom of a deep and narrow chasm of
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valley. To be precise, to our rear and sides
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are towering rock face too steep to scale
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without proper equipment. In the distance, at
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the other end of the valley, there's some sort of unidentifiable
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black land mass. I venture to call it a
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small mountain and silhouette, but I can't be certain
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from so far away. Map.
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Indeed, only we had a map, I could pinpoint
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our location in the desert. Map.
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Oh, what do you have there? The map? Yes,
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serious, you grabbed it off the gate man's desk before
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we left. Let me take a look.
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M h, it's all
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here, the main route across the desert leading
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to the Molair, the baobab tree marking
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its location, and a pathway from atop these
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cliffs to guide us there. It plots out
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everything required to find our way to the mole Air,
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recover the satellite dish, and complete the agency's
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mission. Everything that
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is, except for a current location. This
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valley is missing from the maps diagram.
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The unidentified black land mass. Assuming
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it's a mountain, it could have a trail leading out of the valley.
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With terrain, we can actually climb. Well,
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it's possible, but that's the only path
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forward. We have to keep moving, keep trying
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to find a way out. Sure,
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either good. Let's get a move on then.
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Now, as long as we're traveling through uncharted
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territory, it's imperative we remain on high alert
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of our surroundings. Otherwise, could we expose
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ourselves to unwelcome surprises and may
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fail to identify opportunities along the way.
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And need I remind you too, it's only a matter
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of time until we run out of food and water, our
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hope of escape dwindles, and we end up trapped
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in this valley with no way out. Stop
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my toe on this pesky rock. Wait,
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that's not a rock either.
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It's a cock show. What's a cock
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shell doing in the middle of the desert. Serious?
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Here, Hold it's your ear and listen, you
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can hear the ocean. Oh wait,
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pretty pink?
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Serious? Alright, serious,
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knock it off. This is exactly
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the kind of negligence I warned about. Serious
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as antics may have given away our position. He's
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just having some fun. Besides, we're
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the only ones down here. Good
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reason. Still, we
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need to proceed with the utmost caution until
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we confirm we're indeed alone. Despite
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what seems like a foregone conclusion, who knows
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what could be lurking in this valley. I'll
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tell you what's lurking in this valley right now, sand
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rocks and the grating sound of your serious,
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I said, knock it off, the serious,
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No make sound? Where
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did that come from? I have a theory
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either, but I'll need you to be absolutely quiet
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as Serious sounds the shell again. Go
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ahead, blow the shell A three
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four, Serious come here for a moment. This
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mission maybe too much for Logo. He's
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been acting weird since we met him, and the fall probably
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pushed him over the edge. Keep an eye on him.
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Big brands, more fragile logo.
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It's all going to be okay. We're gonna get
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you some help, and you can stop counting
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now. Precisely
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as hypothesized, Serious sounded
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a final time. Hum
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him. I guess
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serious Blue into the shell. I started counting
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seconds in my head. I'm confirming it now,
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but I believe we're about five miles away from
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the black Land Mass at the valley's end. How
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do you figure? And what about the sound we
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just heard? Where did that come from? It's an echo.
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It's all quite logical. As observers at
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ground level, our lineup sight is limited to roughly
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three miles beyond which objects seemingly vanished
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past the horizon. The only reason we can identify
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the Black land mass the head is due to its great height,
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allowing us to make out the mountaintop while
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it's base remains hidden from view. Sound,
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however, is unencumbered by these optical
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limitations. When serious blows
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through the cock shell, the sound travels all
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the way to the black mountain mass in the distance, and then
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returns to us as a reflection of the original
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signal echo. Precisely,
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and given that the speed of sound and dry air
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is roughly three three per second,
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I can calculate our distance from the mountain working
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through the formula speed of sound equals distance
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divided by time, and then having the answer
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to account for our one way direction of travel, brings
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us to the five mile marker I alluded to, which
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is the total distance to our path of escape and
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wherein life the basis of the reverberation of
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sounds throughout the valley magic
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not magic math, and like before,
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the sound should be coming back to us. Intent nine
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eight seven sounds like you're
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off by a few seconds must be a rounding
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error. No, I stand by it. Total
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return time for the sound is a function of its distance
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travel. That can only mean one thing. The Black
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Mountain Mass, whatever it is, is moving
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towards us. Ah. Oh,
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then let's get a move on. Come on, but
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didn't you hear what I said? We could stay here and wait
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for it to come to us, or we can go and face
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it head on. I choose onwards and upwards.
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Serious, wait
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for me. Since
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we're proceeding forward, it's important to note that
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every five second reduction and echo return time
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corresponds to approximately half a mile
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nearer in distance. So the sooner the echo
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returns, the closer we are noting.
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Serious sound the shell from time to times,
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so we know how far we are away from the Black Mountain
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Mass. Now, if we could only reach
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a higher vantage with increased range
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of sight, we might be able to identify the nature
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of the approaching object and even chart out a path
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back to the main route. We'll be on the lookout anything
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else. No, let's just hope that Black Mountain
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Mass doesn't speed up. Oh,
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no, logo,
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I think I'm starting to lose it. My eyes are deceiving me.
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Too serious informations, too much. Step
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man, snap over on the
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right, on that nearby isolated cliff, side.
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I see a beam of light coming from what looks
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like a lighthouse. There's even steps car up into
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the rock face leading up to it from the valley. It must
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be a symbol for my subconscious. Do I go
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into the light or run away from it? Lighthouse
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on lone cliff? Serious,
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you see it too, see
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logo? Don't be so dramatic. Thanks, you're
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looking up all right, you're right the
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lighthouse. There's our higher advantage point.
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I bet we can restock on supplies too. There
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may even be a way to call for help. We're
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saved. Well I didn't quite save
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that, but we're saved. We're
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saved. I'm
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going into the light. Ah,
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come on, serious Logo's head
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into that light like I'm off the flame. We might
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have to save him from getting burned. Here
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we are the lighthouse. Hello,
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anyone home? No
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answer? Serious,
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No, don't do it. The
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doors unlocked. Make
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sure to be on your best behavior when we meet the lighthouse
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keeper. Were lucky. We'll learn the fastest
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way out of this value back to the main route. This
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place is all run down, it's
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full of cobwebs of all Then that
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door, it must lead
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to the keeper's quarters. Wait,
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before we enter, it would be wise to formulate
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a plan. One of us should stay
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behind at the lighthouse to try and mind for supplies
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and information from the benefit of this hidvantage
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point. That way, the other two compare
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up and continue exploring the valley and
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share their findings upon return. Okay,
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how do you propose we split up? It should be merit
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based. Serious. You're a natural tracker.
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You can locate trails or detect hidden dangerous
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and your talents are best utilized down on the valley
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floor. Either you're you're
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you like to talk a lot, so you should be a little
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bit quick friends out of any hostile strangers encountered
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out in the valley. As for me, well,
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I'm an intellectual. I could ingratiate
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myself with the keepers. I'm sure this lighthouse
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is full of complex machinery that requires a lot of
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technical know how and a scientific knowledge to operate
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things that would be painfully boring to the
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average individual. For the sake of the team,
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I volunteered to stay be hide. Oh
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how brave of you? Logo? Serious?
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Do you agree to our hero's proposal?
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Chicken hardball baw
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baw deal Waiting
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One last thing? What if I need to protect myself
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when I'm alone. Can I borrow a weapon? We
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don't travel with weapons, remember, but
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you do go emissions that take you to places like this.
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What do you mean you don't travel with weapons? We found
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bringing weapons into unfamiliar places just
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invite trouble. Besides serious
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protects us. Now
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let's go in MS.
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How nice? How long you're just
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in time? Thank
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you? We're aching. You
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were expecting us? No, oh,
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it kind of sounded like you were. How
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good of you to come? If I don't,
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you'd be early. I'd have finished tidying up.
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We don't mind. But wait, we
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didn't plan to come here. We happened here by
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chance and a little late. If you ask me.
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It's tea time, but I'm afraid it
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hasn't much left. Please help
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yourselves way ahead of you. Now
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that you're here, we can finally start.
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Okay, Oh,
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I'm ether. This is why are we fellows? Logo
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and big guys serious? And I'm
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shullock. Have a seat, So
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tell us, Sherlock. Why is there a lighthouse
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out here in the desert? The lighthouse?
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Why is it overlooking the desert? The lighthouse?
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Desert? I don't follow
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the building we're in right now. Normally
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it'd be overlooking an ocean, but instead it's here
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in the desert. Oh
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yes, that lighthouse. Well,
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let's see, it's a long story.
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Ah, you were saying,
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what the story you were gonna
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tell us? The story behind the lighthouse? Oh
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yes, back to the days
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when it was wet all over. At
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the time, I was a sail stationed on
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the s S. Pangaea. Beauty
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of the vessel, fabulous true, love
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them like they have a family, which they were. I
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come from a long line of seafars, bus
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and tame the wall. Next
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thing I know, we're surrounded, and
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then cannon
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bar blood
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right in the hole caused us to bear
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up bos and we never had a chance. Once
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we hit that ice bag. They say
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n an icebread lies beneath
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the water service, and one hundred
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percent of the time I found that to be true.
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I'll tell you. It took us grab and to get those anvils
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back on board the ark. But I
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digressed. We were gone. Just
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then we saw the guiding light of this lighthouse
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and swam ashore. We made
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it to our new home, and over time
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I became its captain. What
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eventually came to darkness
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that covered the land. The water
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turned to vapor and was sucked
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up by the night sky.
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Then it got hot, real
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hot. That's try
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eat red toe stick together
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and lips shut.
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I started sweating. I felt
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moisture pulling up on my brow, maybe
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thirsty, So I decided
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to come in. He makes some nice
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tea. Then you three walked
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in. How in
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considerate of me? Let me get you a refill? S
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No, I am, I'm all
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right, nonsense,
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I insist more tea would be lovely. About
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the lighthouse, though, how long has it been here?
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Shoot? About as long
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as I can remember, I reckon
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since the dawn of time. It's so that
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dang grandfather taunting
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me for an eternity, TikTok
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TikTok, calling
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my name, trying to hypnotize
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me with its golden rock. Sherlock,
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Sherlock, prodding
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me with a pointy hands, old
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croc old croc driving
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me cuckle goockle. Why
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I ought to rip your hands right up and
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break your face? Who's
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killing time? Now? Grandfather?
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Okay, where will we serious? And
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I were dressed on our way up leaving
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so soon, really wish we could say, but we have business
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back down in the valley. Wait, great
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meeting me too. I should
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also be your best behavior logo.
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Remember you're a guest. No,
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please, don't leave me alone with this insane lee,
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gracious host. So
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do you like being a lighthouse keeper? There's
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something off with Sherlock. He's a little
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but scatter
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brain. You dodged
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a bullet with that one. Hey,
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keep sounding the shell while we walk. Someone could
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think it's a distress signal when we come to our rescues.
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Well, serious, it's just us too
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again, out on a mission. Just
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like old times. We're
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a long way from imperiod. We
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go home soon. Yeah, assuming
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logo actually knows what he's talking about. With that astronomy,
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mumbo jumbo can show us how to reach
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imperiod by following the eclipses path of totality
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dress logo logo Smart,
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I know, but I just can't
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stop thinking about it. The day we
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returned home, part
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of me worries that maybe we've been gone too long,
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too much time has passed. We'll get back and
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everything will be different. At home, we knew
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that people were trying to save all
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have changed so much so they
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might as well be strangers in some foreign
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land. Another
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part of me worries that we'll get back and find that nothing
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is different. The people in places
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preserved same as before, but Imperia
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no longer feels like home because
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we're the ones who have changed. Hear
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that the sound returned more quickly. The black
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mass must be getting closer. Ah,
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what is the series? Spot? Something traps
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white flat thorough
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like follow?
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Where do you think leads? M flowers?
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Field of white flowers?
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A serious?
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You know what this means? There must be water
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nearby, but
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now vultures
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free block. I guess
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there's wrong, doesn't after all? That
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makes begamating cold?
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Can't running good? To resist?
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Ignore it, don't engage, keep
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moving, Hi, stop
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running, but will open byre do
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it? Do it? I
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think they're bluffing or they actually have a gun. Gun
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scared tactics, No way, it's looting. You
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can't get bullets in this hemisphere, for
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it's a warning shop, and I'm warning
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you. I never missed twice. I
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stand corrected. You don't
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fire, We'll cooperate. How
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about a compromise. If you want oil, we
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can get you oil. We've
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got oil. And it ain't just for fueling,
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neither it's for burning. It's
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the amulet. You've got paid by thinking
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it. Menched my host a rather nicely. Don't
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either his life nor his amulate our eyes to
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tea. They're only tess want this
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service? Fine?
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And where am i? Men? Allow
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me to make a proper introduction. I'm
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fat chief alchemist of the
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Necronos. Please here a Zipper
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and Luna, sunken charls.
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We welcome you to our hello grounds,
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the valley of the shadow of Death. We'll
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make ourselves right en up. Check
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out the big man. Looks like we've got ourselve
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green dumb came
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across all flowers? Did you pretty
21:05
unknown? They only grow
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here in the billy Something about
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the nutrients in the soil, our
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own organic fertilize
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the blood of heathens. And
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if you peel back at the petals, you'll
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find a secret in side. When
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the flower dies, it releases
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spools. Just one
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taste of the interior risk will
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bring you closer to the inner truth. We're
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not here for your flowers. Oh, we're
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not worried about that. What
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do you want? It's
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what our master designs. Your master.
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You'll meet her soon enough, Zeppa,
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Luna, load up Chicago for transport.
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Give me arist of time there,
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get to walk in walking,
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You're walking. Oh
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God, we can't believe. I'm better ask Sherlock
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for help, as
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either says, desperate times call for
22:17
desperate measures. Sherlock,
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my travel companions and I are experiencing
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some navigational difficulties. Our
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map of the surrounding area is incomplete, and
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while I can overlook a few missing topographical
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features and contour lines, the valley's
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absence renders the map inadequate as
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a cartographic guide. Since you reside
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here, it would be highly agreeable if you would
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please direct me to the nearest path leading out of the
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valley. So you're seeking
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direction in life, I
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suppose you could say that be
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aware what lies in the desert,
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What lies there? The black viper,
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the call of the void shadows.
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People can spend a lifetime chasing echoes.
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So I'm getting lost along the way Others
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others fine, what they were hoping to hear?
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Which is the song stress
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at the end of the tune? Do
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you know who's behind your lullaby?
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I'm sorry, but I can't interpret your cryptic
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language. Simplize, symbolize,
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simplize. Look,
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here's the map. How about you point
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to our current locations, and we'll
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use that as a reference marker. Oh me, but
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I'm not even here right now, of
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course not. Do you have
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any travel insight or just
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more in a nonsense. Well, I'm a traveler
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too, you know, a time traveler.
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I live in the future. I dwell
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in the past. You won't find me in
23:51
the present. Now,
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what are you doing? Drawing? Is
24:00
your path forward? A circle?
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You drew a circle that which
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has no beginning, has no end.
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Bound to repeat this endless loop
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we are I'm hunger insatiable,
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like the serpent that face on
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its own toe. I can't take much more of this.
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The problem you faces
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You're too smart for your
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own good. What
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well your problem? Your
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problem is that you don't make any sense. I
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can't even understand you because of the way you speak. Talk
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without rhythm, don't alert the priest.
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Walk without rhythm, don't attract
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the beast. Walk without rhythm,
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don't attract the beast, sherlock.
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If you didn't want to help, then you should have just said,
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so, okay,
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I'm headed up to the observation deck
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so I can get a view of the valley. At least then this visit
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will have the more something true about living
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down. High
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Priestess Nadia, we brought
25:14
you two outsiders, caught them
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trespassing in the near the gardens. You too,
25:19
what do you call yourselves? I'm
25:21
ether, that's serious. We
25:24
stumbled here by accidents, Ether serious,
25:28
how fortunate an accident. You're
25:30
just in time. The moon's
25:32
almost at zena. Our ceremony
25:35
is about to begin. Fang,
25:38
Zephyr Luna, show our
25:40
guests of honor to the observation brig
25:43
where they may be whole the awakening
25:46
at one Cypriestess, you
25:50
heard her prepare to get walking. Now.
25:54
The big one had with him this comb shell. I
25:57
took it so he wouldn't disrupt the ceremony. I
25:59
want to tell, said how rarefined.
26:03
Let him hold on to it. I don't think it's
26:05
a good idea to an outsider being position
26:07
of an instrument during the ceremony. Yet you think
26:10
it wise to talk back to your High Priestess.
26:13
Sorry, Fang, question
26:15
my command again and I'll ensure
26:18
you die and unholy death.
26:21
Luna return the shell
26:24
to him right away. High Priestess,
26:26
here serious,
26:29
I invite you to join us and honoring
26:32
our master with your music, the
26:35
sound of your shell will add to
26:37
the symphony of the summoning a
26:42
h Now
26:49
take them away to the brig my
26:51
pleasure. High Priestess, you too,
26:54
get a move on. Even
27:05
from up here on the observation deck, I still
27:07
can't quite make out with that black masses. The
27:09
distance is too far away, and it's dark
27:11
and foggy out. Now where's
27:14
it headed? Retract the optical
27:16
magna fog? Sherlock,
27:20
When did you come up here? But yes,
27:23
good idea. If I adjust the beacons
27:25
angle to refocus the light upon our immediate vicinity,
27:27
at least I can observe if anything of notice
27:29
happening on the valley floor contracting,
27:34
contracting testing,
27:37
ocular realignment. Oh
27:41
no either and serious. It looks
27:43
like they're in trouble, Sherlock. Those
27:46
people down there, they'll see the light and know someone's
27:48
up here. Will they come for you me? No,
27:52
I'm nobody, and you can't
27:54
hurt someone with nobody. I'm
27:57
a ghost and I hoped myself,
28:00
so I think they'll leave
28:02
you alone. People come to
28:04
the lighthouse looking for the key to
28:06
Sherlock, but they
28:09
lack the right frame of mind to open
28:11
the door within. You
28:13
know, I used to be just like you. I
28:16
remember it like it was tomorrow. In
28:19
a future life, I was
28:21
the queen of the odd country. Then
28:25
she took everything from me. H. She
28:28
lives in the walls of my attic,
28:31
and she kills me every night, sherlock.
28:35
When she visits you turned
28:37
down her offer. The Golden Goose
28:39
comes with a noose. Once she catches
28:42
you shall never let loose. She hunts
28:44
the game. You're paying her game.
28:47
Only yourself to blame when she
28:49
drives you insane. I've
28:53
said too much. Please
28:56
look at come
29:01
on, get moving, he
29:03
says. No way to treat your guests of honor? Now is
29:05
it? You
29:08
made me waste my last bullet on a warning
29:10
shot. Now you're gonna wish it was you
29:12
I wasted instead. Zippa
29:15
the brig. The
29:19
door to the cage is open, and the waiting
29:21
filler up. You too, get
29:24
it perfect
29:33
fit. Don't
29:37
be said you too, I'm
29:40
jealous. After all, you've
29:43
got a front row view of the ceremony. Hi
29:45
Priestess approaches how
29:48
our guests doing sitting pretty
29:51
in the brig? They ain't going nowhere?
29:53
Thank go prepare the tribute
29:56
for the awakening. Hi, Hi Priestess
29:59
Luna Zefyr ready the grounds.
30:02
I'll speak with our guests and enlighten
30:05
them on a ritual. It
30:07
will be our honor comes after her, My
30:11
fortunate sons, Your arrival
30:13
is a good omen a. Few outsiders
30:16
ever witnessed the glory of our master's
30:18
work, Your master.
30:21
Where do you serve the one
30:24
true savior? Umbra?
30:31
Why? Yes, she is the last
30:34
bastion of truth in a world full
30:36
of lies. Umbra, and only
30:38
Umbra will lead us into suffering
30:40
and deliver us to salvation. Why
30:44
why would you choose to worship something that brings
30:46
you suffering. Suffering is
30:49
glorious, It's divine,
30:52
There is truth, it's suffering.
30:57
I don't understand you choose to suffer
31:00
room either life
31:02
is suffering. From the moment you
31:04
enter this world, you're born a prisoner,
31:08
condemned to a life with no reason
31:10
for being, no deeper meaning, no
31:12
higher purpose. Where you search
31:15
for answers, you find only
31:17
questions. The wise
31:19
among us see the life for what it truly
31:22
is, a cruel joke played
31:25
in a cold world apathetic
31:27
to our existence. Some
31:30
get sick and never get well. Others
31:32
lose their sanity and stay
31:35
lost in their minds. The
31:37
lucky few pass silently into
31:40
the night. You're wrong. There's
31:42
more to life than that. There has to
31:44
be. The only constant in life
31:46
is chaos and suffering. The
31:49
only certainty death. Beyond
31:52
that, it's just a seat.
31:55
You see ether in a futile attempt
31:58
to make sense of it. All wickedest
32:00
lie people tell themselves is that they
32:02
have no control over their lives, that
32:05
they're too weak to influence their destiny,
32:08
that they have no choice but to suffer at
32:10
the whims of fate and fortune. But
32:13
they're wrong. We can
32:16
choose. We can
32:18
submit to the chaos. We
32:20
can choose to suffer. We can
32:22
embrace death, and in that there
32:25
is freedom. In that lies
32:27
the path to salvation. That's
32:30
your answer. Give up, We
32:33
give in, We give in to what
32:35
is real. We give in to Umbra,
32:39
willingly surrendered to her. To
32:41
commit yourself to Umbra makes
32:43
you invincible, for then nothing
32:45
else can hurt you. It's the
32:47
only sane choice in this insane
32:50
world. You
32:54
may not understand, but
32:56
there is pleasure to despair,
33:00
a relief from torment, a
33:02
solace and suffering. Through
33:05
Umbra, we may rest in
33:07
peace, High
33:10
Priestess, we arranged the grounds and
33:12
identified the source of the light that intrudes
33:15
upon our sacred rights. It stems
33:17
from atop the southern cliff, the old lighthouse.
33:20
I'll gather the others and put it out. No, my
33:22
child. On the contrary, let
33:25
it shine a light on our master's
33:27
glory. Is the lighthouse not worth
33:29
searching for? First tributes fit for
33:31
offering? I've paid a visit to the beacon before,
33:34
and spoken with its keeper. There
33:36
was nothing left for Umbra to possess.
33:39
As you say, let the light illuminate
33:41
our ceremony, so all may bear witness
33:43
to her glory, Big man,
33:46
blow your shell for Umbra. Ah.
33:50
Do it's serious, High
34:00
Priestess. The tribute is secured
34:02
and has been branded with the mark of possession.
34:05
He's ready to be received. Good. Inoculate
34:08
him with the elixir one drop
34:10
of sweet white flower nectar to open
34:13
his mind to the inner truth. Hear
34:15
that voice, give him a taste
34:17
of the risen serious
34:23
the black mass. It must be close, it
34:27
begins, What
34:44
do I do? What do I do? Either
34:47
and serious or in danger? Down there? Even if
34:49
they fend off the assailants, the black mass is still
34:51
getting closer. I ever heard a sound
34:53
you can't come here that echoes
34:56
in your years, drawn in
34:58
by the pitch hands, fixed
35:01
in frequency. That must be it. Sound.
35:04
Sound must be what's attracting the black mask, like
35:06
when it hurd the horn of the cock shell. I can
35:09
try to lure it away to the cliffs here and keep either
35:11
in serious safe. Does this lighthouse
35:13
have a fog horn? It does great?
35:15
Where is it? Service room upstairs?
35:17
In the attic? The attic, of
35:20
course, anything else
35:22
I should know about the fog horn? Fog fog
35:25
one is broken. The fog horn is broken, Yes,
35:27
sorry, broken? How do I
35:29
fix it? You're searching for the right answer,
35:32
but asking the wrong question. What please?
35:35
My friends are in big trouble and there isn't much time.
35:37
That fog horn might be the only thing that can save them.
35:40
Tell me how to fix it. I don't think you understand
35:42
the nature of the problem. It's
35:44
not the break in the horn. It's the tear
35:47
in the sky, the rupture in the ground, the
35:49
fracture in the fabric that ripples through what.
35:53
We are out of sync with the world, but
35:56
we're made of the world too. To set
35:58
everything right, we need to risk store balance
36:00
in ourselves and our universe. Fix
36:03
the world. Okay, but first the fog
36:06
horn. Where do I start? It all
36:08
begins with a big bang, a
36:10
tug of the pull cord, a flash
36:12
in the pan that'll fire up
36:14
the engine and get the mantel rotating again
36:17
as it should be, and you will be on your way.
36:20
Okay, but give a schematic
36:22
or manual of some sort. You're the lighthouse keeper.
36:25
You must have dealt with this before. It's all been
36:27
set into motions. Since the world began
36:29
spinning on its axis. We to
36:32
cycle around this wheel we call existence,
36:35
passing through the three phases birth,
36:37
life, and death. Round
36:40
and round and round we go. Maybe
36:42
I am asking the wrong question. How
36:45
do I restore balance to our universe and save
36:47
the world? You find the folk rum.
36:50
See the world seesaws back and
36:52
forth, back and forth between order and chaos,
36:55
chaos and order, But everything that goes
36:57
up must come down. To set everything right
36:59
and restore balance in our universe, find
37:01
the fulgrum and make it level.
37:04
Is that all you have to say? And when
37:06
the time is right, flip the switch and listen
37:08
to the harmony of the spheres plays
37:10
out. How will I know when the time is right?
37:13
The intuition of course, what
37:15
am I doing? What a waste of time?
37:18
That grandfather clock was right. You're just a crazy
37:20
old crock now. And remember,
37:22
don't forget. In
37:30
the hour of the blood Moon and the
37:32
pale Blue, we summon the Umbra,
37:35
are one true master. Heed
37:38
the call of the necronauts, Travelers
37:41
to the Intra, Guardians of
37:43
the Valley of the Shadow of Death, Martyrs
37:46
for your possession, Show us
37:48
the path home to your inner kingdom,
37:51
for we have lost our way on this
37:53
terrestrial plane. Shatter
37:55
the grand allusion and reveal to
37:58
us our true selves so we
38:00
may finally see what's real.
38:03
Illuminate our final resting place,
38:06
and we shall be born again in your
38:08
fertile womb, immortal
38:11
and death. We live to carry on your
38:13
name. The
38:21
sunken child is blessed with the
38:24
Holy Few. We
38:27
offer you a tribute so you may
38:30
rise from your eternal slumber,
38:32
a dormant vessel bound to your
38:35
will. Fill his vacant
38:37
head with your sacred knowledge,
38:39
Flow through his veins with your
38:42
blackest bile. Move
38:44
his lips so he may speak the
38:46
words that open the hidden door
38:48
to the Intra. Oh yes,
38:51
oh yes, possess, I
38:53
feel her awakening within. See
38:56
through his charcoal eyes, manifest
38:58
in his weighty mind, mind his
39:01
spirit as yours to incarnate. Use
39:04
his body as you wish. Bring
39:08
forward the night fire, carry
39:10
the torches to the sacrificial
39:12
pire. O Umbra,
39:14
take me home. I'm ready to be received,
39:17
burned away my weakness, rise
39:19
from my ashes. Show me the one
39:21
true path, and I will follow you into
39:23
the night. We pray
39:26
to thee, save me from myself
39:28
and set me free. You sleep
39:31
inside my soul. Awaken
39:33
me, turned out to SIMI
39:35
fire. Stop stop
39:38
the ceremony. How dare
39:40
you went to feel the
39:45
dear? That's not the way to channel
39:47
Umbra. It won't work, Trust
39:50
me, I said, why now,
39:55
this can't be the first time you performed the ceremony
39:57
as Umbra ever awakened. I'll
40:00
did you the meaning of silence that
40:02
speake. Stop the ceremony.
40:07
You have our ears. Either enlighten
40:10
us with your hidden wisdom, but pick
40:13
your words carefully. Oh,
40:15
they'll be your last. You said
40:17
it yourself. You worship the pain and suffering
40:20
Umber brings. You'd like nothing more than
40:22
for her to possess your soul, the one true
40:24
path home. Then your words are meaningless.
40:27
The sunken child, suffering and illusion.
40:29
The ceremony a lie. No,
40:32
Dear, how can you let a prisoner talk
40:34
like this? He's just a heathen? Does
40:37
he speak for the High Priestess? Hold your
40:39
tongue, fang Or, I will hold it for you.
40:42
Finish what you were saying. Umber of feeds
40:44
off suffering, but you necronouts
40:46
welcome death and hopes of channeling her, which
40:49
means for you it's not suffering at
40:51
all. It's pleasure. That's
40:53
why Umber won't awaken. You don't know
40:56
true suffering. What
41:00
can speak? This sunken
41:02
child, like all the others, will
41:05
give his life in vain for a promise that can't
41:07
be kept. How can any of you call
41:09
yourselves your master's true servants when
41:11
all you offer Umbra is false suffering.
41:15
So spare the life of the sunken child,
41:18
and in this charade, release us
41:20
and preserve your honor before Umbra. That's
41:23
the one true path home. Enough,
41:29
release our guests from the brig. You
41:32
can't do it now, fang Or,
41:35
you will be left behind when we depart.
41:41
Gentle with untying our ropes. You heard
41:43
the High Priests for guests, Dear,
41:48
thank you for understanding my partner
41:50
and I thank prepare
41:53
these two for tribute. What
41:55
it will be my own a high priestess.
41:59
Let's time with the holy feel tie
42:06
them to the sacrificial pie. But
42:11
you're right, we necronauts
42:14
have nothing to offer our master.
42:17
We'd already give our lives, Willie
42:19
Lane. But you, my
42:21
surrogate childs, you possess
42:24
a gift that of
42:26
true suffering. You are
42:29
our key to reaching the
42:32
entry tribute. Secure to
42:34
the pilet. Please, you're making
42:36
a mistake. We'll
42:41
be needing this amulance where you're going now, Etha,
42:43
will you my
42:46
amulance? You too
42:49
will serve as vessels for Umbrah's
42:51
glory. Resumed the ceremony.
43:10
I'm sure the foghorn problem isn't anything. Some
43:12
simple troubleshooting can resolve. Engine.
43:14
Probably just need some oil. Yeah that's
43:17
right, a little oil and all of everything
43:19
up and running in no time. Oh
43:24
no, there's
43:26
a lot more machinery than I anticipated. Okay,
43:33
okay, not a problem, no cause
43:35
for concern. I'll take a moment to survey
43:37
the room and explore the environment.
43:41
M hm hm. There's
43:44
there's some complex mechanisms. Tubular
43:46
devices, A stable of levers, pulleys, hand
43:49
cranks, and bats.
43:53
They are bats. Okay,
43:58
okay, it's really no problem. I'll
44:01
take a step by step, apply
44:03
the scientific method, and have a foghorn
44:05
fixed and operational shortly. Mm
44:08
hmmm, I wonder what happens if
44:10
I pull this lever and press
44:17
first steps. So with this step, how
44:22
about if I connect these two chords together?
44:25
Photo photo photo. This
44:29
isn't working at all. I'm just randomly
44:31
pulling levers and pressing buttons. At
44:33
this rate, it could take forever, and by then it'd be too
44:35
late. He's
44:42
no more Hancko, black mass
44:45
disappear. We have bigger concerns
44:47
at the moment. Are
44:50
one true master? We offer
44:52
you these two tributes, pure
44:55
of mind and soul. They're
44:57
real tears from real cries.
45:00
Will soon feel the whites
45:02
of their eyes when we wash
45:04
them in the fire. They will burn most
45:07
bright, and their screams will
45:09
bless the night. They
45:11
will suffer as our chosen martyrs
45:14
bodies yours to possess and
45:17
show us the true path home
45:19
to the Intra. They
45:27
see the staring him rang
45:29
for the night by us. Come
45:43
on, logo, think, how is it that
45:45
Sherlock was once able to operate the fog horns
45:47
complex machinery. There must be some method
45:49
to this madness. What
45:52
was it he said about how it starts. It all
45:54
begins with a big bang, a tug of the pull
45:56
chord. That's as good a place to start as any.
45:59
H M. The engine. It's
46:01
actually starting. Okay? What
46:04
was next? We to cycle around
46:06
this wheel. We call existence round
46:08
and round and round we go the
46:10
hand wheel. Okay,
46:13
hands in position ten and two. Let's
46:16
turn this wheel clockwise one,
46:20
two, three.
46:26
I hear the smoke heating up through the clips. It's working.
46:29
Then what okay? The world seesaws
46:32
back and forth between chaos and order. To set
46:34
everything right and restore the balance, find
46:36
the fulcrum and make it level. Here
46:40
a metal beam resting uneven upon its central
46:42
pivot point or fulcrum. Next
46:44
to it are three steel weights of ten, five
46:47
and fifteen pass. I can
46:50
s two sides equal
46:52
to balance the beams. The
46:56
pressure gage is stabilizing, and
47:00
when the time is right, lit the switch
47:03
and listen. It's the harmony of the spears
47:05
played out. I
47:07
suppose that was as good a time as henny. Here
47:09
goes nothing. It's
47:15
alive. It's alive, my
47:18
creation live,
47:29
awaken up. Oh, I can
47:31
from your sleep my
47:36
feeling, I feels her awakening.
47:39
I can trip you twitch five, Oh
47:44
masta, break through the ground
47:46
and open avoid to swallow us home.
47:49
Were welcome your return phrase
47:52
me to what's
48:04
happening till
48:07
your black worm? Now it's
48:17
too late. That team's gone, hip
48:19
a Luna. Pull back to the li ground.
48:22
Let's side. Wait,
48:29
don't leave us tied tie
48:34
you can keep you from the end of don't
48:36
to put it in. Say hi to a faster
48:41
I appy less, Let's go, black
48:51
worm, come for ouz ah
48:54
serious, Sorry, this
48:57
looks like the k Don't
48:59
be sad. Don't people at
49:02
the bird. We'll worry
49:04
for you either,
49:15
worm and follow horn,
49:18
leave and go home. We're
49:20
saved, how
49:28
Sherlock. I don't know if I'll ever understand
49:31
you. All that nonsense. It made sense.
49:33
I'm off to rescue my friends. I hope we meet
49:35
again one day. You can take my sand slid. It's
49:37
in the basement. Get you that quick up sure,
49:42
stick to the eye ground all
49:59
about look
50:03
good, no time for questions. Get
50:05
off too,
50:11
there's no way out my
50:14
mountain mask That was worm leap yap
50:16
a bally an. Now
50:19
that the worm has gone, that could be just crazy
50:21
enough to work. Logo. Don't
50:24
get any wild ideas up one step
50:26
ahead of yet, as
50:29
it look pretty tight. But if we can
50:31
make it through that slip in the valley rock, we might
50:33
be able to escape. Keep
50:36
your legs and arms inside the vehicle. It's
50:38
about to get cozy. We're
50:42
in time. The crevice the walls is turning a
50:45
narrow around us, but the end is only a few yards
50:47
ahead. Serious three stings
50:49
pop and selling that show
50:51
a trust
50:54
me, now going
51:03
to skip past that rock vile. We're finally
51:05
free. We made it through show
51:13
dropt sand. Let it go.
51:15
It's great. I'm
51:18
doing it. I'm really doing it. I'm
51:21
saving to day. Look at me, I'm a
51:23
be David. No helmet, no
51:25
hardest, I'm trying without a mask. I
51:27
flover. Oh, we're
51:32
out of gas. But now head to the high
51:35
ground leading out of the valley. We'll be safe their
51:37
once we're off the dune. The worm camp peers
51:39
through calcified rock. Who
51:44
okay, but why are you walking
51:46
like that? Oh? I talk without
51:48
rhythm. Don't alert the priest. Walk
51:51
without rhythm, don't attract the beast,
51:53
come on, walk like me. Can't beat him?
52:20
Yeah, baby,
52:26
Oh no, Please don't
52:29
hurt them. They're just pawns. They're just eating it
52:31
in ponds in this tragic game of life.
53:00
Yeah. InterQuest
53:06
created by Michael Freiberg, a production
53:09
of I Heart Radio and Astro Media Executive
53:11
produced by Michael Freiberg and I Hear
53:14
Radio, co produced by Adam
53:16
Ramunda and Chelsea English. Sound
53:18
design and mixed by Dennis Dembeck. Music
53:21
by Trey Toy. Performances by
53:24
Matthew Brissard, Ether, Mike
53:26
Leaviovitz, Serious Mike
53:28
Kaplan, Logo, Lucy
53:30
poul Umbra featuring
53:33
Nick Nanny gate Man, Casey,
53:35
James Lango, Sherlock, j
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P mcdaide Fang, Mattie
53:40
Smith, Zephyr, Tina Hesham,
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