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evening ladies, it's Friday
1:00
night, it's Friday, Friday,
1:02
Friday night. It's the
1:05
weekend biches and
1:07
you know what this weekend is.
1:10
I feel like I found
1:12
like on my voice back,
1:14
but... And two days, or one
1:16
day in like a couple hours, we
1:18
are performing. It's our first
1:21
live show of the year
1:23
at the Bonmont Theater in
1:25
Montclair, New Jersey. I'm so
1:28
freaking excited. Me and Joe,
1:30
we have our show planned
1:32
out. And it's going to be
1:34
amazing. Well, if you've even got ticket
1:37
check, go over to the Wellmont
1:39
Theater.com and you can purchase a
1:41
ticket because you can get them
1:43
on ticket master. Anywhere fine ticks
1:45
are sold. And before me, so
1:47
it's at 8 o'clock, we're doing
1:49
a meet-and-greet beforehand. We're doing
1:52
a tipsy turn-up after, we're not sure
1:54
where. And it's going to be a good
1:56
time had by all. Wiggles will be
1:58
there. Billy will be there. If
2:00
you have any complaints,
2:04
is he shitting?
2:07
Oh, wiggles. So,
2:09
um, oh my God. By
2:11
the time this comes
2:14
out. Well, yeah,
2:16
it's gonna be
2:18
done. Yeah. So,
2:20
yeah, I don't care.
2:22
He's not, he's,
2:24
he's, he's, he's,
2:27
he's, he's, he's,
2:29
he's, the venue. Wait,
2:31
wait, Nick, I'm in the room, the,
2:33
which you get here, the chandelier is,
2:36
is shaped as a Titanic boat. Ooh.
2:38
That's so crazy. Did you ever get
2:40
your phone? Did I send you? No,
2:43
I feel like it's like from China.
2:45
So I think it's gonna take a
2:47
bit. Yeah, I'll let you know when
2:49
I get it. But yeah, so I'm
2:51
waiting here after for all my
2:53
vendors. And now I'm going to
2:55
be doing a full breakdown. breakdown.
2:57
lavish wedding and all the
2:59
events she throws for the circuit
3:02
shop and her whole life we
3:04
are we've we've been getting in
3:06
contact with the best of the
3:08
best in the tri-state area
3:10
and It's gonna be like
3:12
a show vendors showdown tonight
3:15
between the DJ between the
3:17
photos with between the decor
3:19
the balloon lady the cakes the
3:21
cakes, everything we have it full
3:23
stop so I'm going to be doing a
3:26
breakdown of all the vendors we used and
3:28
how you can get in touch with them because
3:30
this is going to be one for the
3:32
ages but yeah it's like I'm on location
3:34
I should get a headset you know you
3:36
should like it all that shit this is
3:38
like this is a big deal you're actually
3:40
like planning this whole thing oh my god
3:42
it's um I need I need I need
3:44
118 batteries so my sisters bring me those
3:46
who like so many batteries like so many
3:49
batteries I bought I went on Line and
3:51
I bought all the, because you can't have
3:53
real candles here, because it's like a fire
3:55
hazard or whatever. Oh yeah. So I had to get all LED
3:57
candles, but I, you know, to get the good
3:59
nice ones. you know, every each candle has
4:01
to have like two batteries. So I
4:03
got like, Oh, what a pain in the ass.
4:05
I got 100 candles. No, I got
4:08
50 candles. So I need to spend a
4:10
fortune on batteries. Well, they got
4:12
Costco has them. So I'm going to
4:14
go. Yeah, yeah, Costco and get that.
4:16
And I have to light it all up and
4:18
I have to put my sign together. I
4:21
have to. I have to figure out where things are going.
4:23
And then I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying
4:25
to hang a disco ball. I bought a huge disco
4:27
ball last night from, from, um, Instagram. And I don't
4:29
know if you're allowed to hang out on the ceiling, so I
4:31
have to find fishing wire. Oh my God, hot, freaking mess.
4:33
You have a lot to do. But you know what, we're going to
4:35
hit the ground running. And then, um, I'm staying for the
4:37
whole weekend for the whole weekend in New Jersey, so I got
4:39
a new Jersey, so I got a car from New Jersey, so I
4:42
got a car from New Jersey, so I got a car from
4:44
Kite, so I got a car from Kite, Wait, were you saying
4:46
poppies? No, I got a, I got, oh, I
4:48
got a sweet, I got a fancy sweet, this
4:50
brand new hotel and summit. It's stunning. What? Can
4:52
I'll be on hotel, it's going to be so
4:54
chic. With Billy? Yeah, me, Bill, and Bill, and
4:56
then, um, and Bill, and then, um, and Wiggles, it's
4:58
going to be so chic. With Billy? Yeah, me,
5:00
me, me, Bill, and Bill, and then, um, um, um,
5:02
and forth, and forth, and forth, and then, and
5:05
then, and then, and then, and then, um, um, um,
5:07
and, um, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
5:09
and, and, and, I got, I got, I got, I got,
5:11
I got a, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I
5:13
got, I got, I got, I got, I got, you know, the
5:15
three days on Saturday. And maybe
5:17
you're going to be hung over from
5:20
tonight, but I want to have maybe
5:22
do a brunch or a Kiki. We
5:24
have to play, we have to do
5:26
our show with final preparations for the
5:29
show, so maybe we can meet up
5:31
and I can bring my laptop and
5:33
you can bring your notebook. I know
5:35
we've got to finish our set. So
5:37
we can do that tomorrow, but yeah,
5:39
so I'm going to make a weekend
5:41
of it and then I leave Monday,
5:43
I leave Monday, Very
5:45
nice. This is going to be a
5:48
nice little weekend. I just hope that
5:50
Poppy's surprised and I hope everything
5:52
turns out okay. And I hope that. Oh
5:54
yeah, it's like he's gonna cry.
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just was. Oh. Oh my god, his first time he's
6:39
ever been to New Jersey. Yes, his first trip.
6:41
How'd he do in the car? He was good.
6:43
He was, he was a little squeaky, like in
6:45
the thing, but then like once we got like
6:47
hitch, like, um... It was like shaky. Not shaky,
6:49
but like in the stop and go traffic like
6:52
in the city, he was like antsy like what's
6:54
going on. The second we got out of the
6:56
tunnel like in he was a nude road. He
6:58
was he knocked out. So sometimes Rocky every time
7:00
he gets into the car he shakes and I
7:02
don't know like if he's freaking out like am
7:05
I going to the vet or he does shake
7:07
and it makes me so upset like I literally
7:09
put the heat on blast and I'm like coddling
7:11
him like a child. I thought, yeah, that made
7:13
you that ice so I could just say after
7:15
shit or is he like scared or like?
7:18
No, they're just scared. They're nervous.
7:20
They don't know where they're going. So
7:22
yeah, Joey has my goals. So they
7:24
ended up going to the cemetery to
7:26
see mommy because mommy's like right around
7:28
the corner. And I was like, okay,
7:31
Joey, like this is amazing. Send me
7:33
your crying video because I knew you
7:35
were going to be hysterical. And I
7:37
got a really good one. But don't
7:39
you love crying and getting it out
7:41
like that though? Actually, I just wanted
7:43
to make sure that they met. It's so
7:46
nice. We almost couldn't care less
7:48
about mommy. He was just running
7:50
in the snow and like whiling out. But
7:52
um. What would you say to mommy? Were
7:54
you like mommy? This is your. That's
7:57
your grandson? I said that's when I
7:59
cracked. I approached. Mommy lives upstairs, she
8:01
lives in a penthouse outside. Yeah, she's
8:03
like up. Yeah, that's probably, because it's
8:05
probably cheaper, probably was being, she's probably
8:07
trying to be frugal. Can you reach
8:09
her or no? No. Oh, that's annoying.
8:11
I feel like you would make out
8:14
her. No, I feel like you would
8:16
make out her. No, I can't, I
8:18
have to throw things, like when I
8:20
buy flowers, I throw it like, like,
8:22
like it's a vita on the on
8:24
the fucking balcony. So I held wiggles
8:26
up like Simba and I go, mom,
8:29
this is my baby. And I lost
8:31
it. Because like I was trying to
8:33
hold it together with the baby. I
8:35
was like, I was like, I was
8:37
like, you meet Grammy, you're going to
8:39
meet Grammy, you're going to meet Grammy.
8:41
And I'm like showing him, he's looking
8:43
like fucking freezing on him shoveling was
8:46
like looking at me like an asshole.
8:48
And he's like, calm down, sir. We've
8:50
seen you here before. I was gonna,
8:52
but, oh, I forgot, because Wiggle's ran
8:54
in the snow. It's gonna get videos
8:56
of his little footprints in the snow.
8:58
Oh, stop, I love that. But no,
9:01
oh. Yes, but that was Joey's morning.
9:03
That was my morning, but now it's
9:05
like, you know, it's all coming together.
9:07
Wait, I gotta show you these, I
9:09
wanna show you these cookies. Are these
9:11
are for are these from kimmy from
9:13
confections or just the cake? These are
9:16
from another lady. Because kimmy does really
9:18
good cookies too. Oh I had no
9:20
idea. That's kimmy with two ease from
9:22
confections of a rock star. Yes she
9:24
has a full bakery she does it
9:26
all. I sent you the cookie sorry.
9:28
Spooky got woken up to an alarming
9:31
call from the school. Now this night...
9:33
I'm hoping this is not affect the
9:35
outcome of this evening because you have
9:37
to come, at least to say happy
9:39
birthday and then you have to leave,
9:41
you can leave after, but you have
9:43
to at least say hi girls. No,
9:46
I know. So I got a call
9:48
from the school that Angela was burning
9:50
up, he threw up. So now he's
9:52
on the couch, like trying to get
9:54
him better. I gave him a med.
9:56
medicine, and then
9:58
he just shit his
10:00
pants. So, don't
10:03
know what's happening here.
10:06
What kind of medicine do you have to
10:08
give him? No, I just gave him
10:10
a stomach, like pepto, like chewable peptoes. Oh,
10:12
God. Just like calm his stomach, but
10:14
then he just shit. So it's coming out
10:17
of both ends and he's burning up,
10:19
but I still plan on coming tonight. He's
10:21
always throw up though. Don't the kids
10:23
throw up like every week? No, I feel
10:25
like it's this like crazy stomach bug
10:27
that's going around. Sick. I mean, I don't
10:29
want the stomach bug, but I forget
10:31
it, so I'm not gonna be upset. It's
10:33
gonna be like. Yeah, I don't mind
10:36
losing weight. I feel like I've been like
10:38
fasting every single day, walking three miles
10:40
a day on my little treadmill that I
10:42
got from my room. And I'm just
10:44
like really trying to frickin' get back into
10:46
shape. Yeah.
10:48
You know what I'm
10:50
saying, bro? Oh, girl. Oh,
10:52
girl. I
10:54
want to stop by, but yeah, I don't wanna catch that
10:57
just yet, because I have to, my tuxedo is just, is a
10:59
little loose on me already, so I don't wanna, I
11:02
don't wanna. So Joey was supposed to
11:04
come over today to do a podcast, but
11:06
God forbid you start getting sick, like.
11:08
No, I have a show on Sunday, that's
11:10
our big show. I know, this is
11:12
why I'm freaking out, like am I gonna
11:14
start feeling it like Sunday? Because remember
11:16
how I got the stomach bug and I
11:18
could not move in Atlantic City? Oh
11:20
my God. I won't be able to perform.
11:23
So I think I'll be fine. Everything
11:25
will be fine. If you fall sick, I
11:27
probably can handle the show alone, but. I'll
11:31
still be there. No, I think we'll be
11:33
fine. I'll give you guys an update on Sunday,
11:35
because if I'm feeling good, then you know
11:37
we're good, we're good to go. I'm sure it'll
11:39
be fine. Oh yeah, it should be fine.
11:41
People were telling you that the VIP tickets are
11:43
sold out. They were trying to ask if
11:45
we can add some more. I
11:47
mean, I don't mind it. I don't mind
11:49
either, but I don't even know how you
11:51
choose VIP tickets. Oh yeah, I don't know.
11:53
They don't let the talent know any of
11:56
these things, Wiggles. Stop. We know nothing. I
12:00
want to drink, so I
12:02
know on our rider we
12:04
always put, um, shrimp or
12:06
wine vaca, I want to do
12:08
Praseko. Okay, let's change
12:10
it. Yeah, can we do, well
12:13
I don't know, we need to
12:15
tell them like now. I have
12:17
the rider, I can email them,
12:19
it's fine. Okay, yeah, I
12:21
want to do nice Praseko,
12:24
then maybe we can put
12:26
like berries in it. So,
12:28
for January. You know, everyone does
12:31
dry January, I can't do
12:33
that shit. So I'm doing
12:35
dry wine. So I'm like,
12:37
not... Sorry, we're doing dry
12:40
heave January. Yeah, so I'm
12:42
not doing any wine, because
12:44
I just feel like I need
12:46
a break from it, I feel
12:48
like I need a break from
12:50
it, I don't know if you
12:53
guys saw me enjoy it, we're
12:55
on TikTok live. We're so funny,
12:57
we killed it, we got drunk.
12:59
But like dollars. See, that's awesome.
13:01
And we were in life for like
13:03
two hours. So I see I've been
13:06
drinking like Martinez, vodka and
13:08
Diet Coke, like I'm at
13:10
the freaking bar in college.
13:12
Like I'm just like, I'm
13:14
doing different options. But yes,
13:16
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13:19
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13:21
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the bridal suite here for
13:51
us in case we have to get
13:53
away from here. So cute. Yeah, Praseko
13:55
is. Oh, tonight I'm going to
13:57
drink Martinez. Do you want to?
14:00
because that's kind of the
14:02
theme. Did you get the cookies
14:04
I sent you? Oh shit, no, let me
14:06
look. Oh my god, I love it!
14:08
Oh my god, the martini's? Oh
14:10
my god, the martini's? Oh, what's
14:13
the sublica puppy? There's a picture,
14:15
they got Martinez, there's
14:17
olives, there's disco balls. It's a
14:20
70. Oh my god, these are,
14:22
I don't even want to
14:24
eat them, they're so perfect.
14:26
You know, they're so perfect.
14:28
Thank you all. So, those are bad. And
14:30
then I'm gonna have champagne. I love
14:32
that. My baby. You ready to part?
14:35
How do you say, how do you say,
14:37
how do you say surprise? You're
14:39
gonna say it. But if you're
14:41
gonna have him on the floor
14:43
with everyone, isn't that like too
14:45
much? Well, I'm gonna hold him
14:47
for the entrance and then I'll
14:49
pass them around like pass around
14:52
Patty and I have a bag for
14:54
him. And I have a bag for him.
14:56
A bag for him. And he sits in
14:58
there. Do you go? Because I don't want
15:00
him to be too over simulated and there's
15:02
loud music. Yeah, there will be loud
15:05
music. Want to scare him. And drunk
15:07
people. You just got a babysitter
15:09
to watch him in the sweet. Can't Sissy
15:11
watch him? Bring her. And then she could
15:13
do a dance routine on the dance floor.
15:15
No, she did. She really did. Oh my God, do
15:17
you think that? Do you think that
15:20
Michelle's daughter wants to come and
15:22
perform violent for Pobby's party? You
15:24
know who we should have called,
15:26
like my wedding, we should have
15:28
had Sasha perform. I know, I
15:30
don't have any entertainment.
15:33
Do you think I should do a
15:35
type 5 stand-up set? Mm-hmm. Yeah,
15:37
and then I think Billy should
15:39
dress and drag and do a
15:41
show. Like there's so dress and
15:43
drag and do a show. Like
15:46
there's so many options. Like there's
15:48
so many options. What do you
15:51
think? I was being funny. And
15:53
then at the end do I say,
15:55
so let's all raise a glass to
15:57
Poppy and Chris. Yeah, to this old
15:59
house. Yeah. What's going on with the
16:01
resurfacing of Spidey? Are
16:03
they the new it couple? Oh, I was
16:06
like, wait, who's Spidey? Heidi
16:08
and Spencer. I was just thinking
16:10
that we should definitely have them
16:12
on the show because I did
16:14
their podcast a while ago. And
16:16
I know we wanted to get
16:18
them on, but then like we just
16:21
like stopped speaking guess. Yeah. So
16:23
I think we should have Spidey
16:25
on. Spidey should perform at
16:27
the party tonight. Yeah, oh my god, she
16:29
could do her song that went viral So that
16:32
no, I love confusion I was like did she
16:34
write a new song like or something? I said no
16:36
this is a song that she had back in 2017
16:38
or I don't know when it was literally like
16:40
13 years ago And then she just made
16:43
a music video for it out of nowhere
16:45
just like I guess and that kind of
16:47
threw her back into start them now they're
16:49
on everyone's list and there are the new
16:51
I couple so she's trying to get
16:53
her own smoothie at her own smoothie
16:55
at Erwan but they said no Well,
16:58
I could see. I could see them like trying
17:00
to hustle. I feel like they've always
17:03
like hustled and like was trying to
17:05
like get the most. And especially now, you
17:07
know, that they lost their house and
17:09
stuff. They're like really trying to
17:11
hustle. So I always appreciate a
17:13
good hustle. And her song is very
17:16
catchy. It's so perfect for chiktock.
17:18
Yeah. Did you join Red Note when
17:20
chiktock was down? Now I did but
17:22
now I don't I heard so
17:24
what I heard was when you
17:26
download red note there's like all
17:28
these pages where you have to
17:30
like read and like accept things
17:33
but like who Chinese that yeah
17:35
man who even knows what it's
17:37
saying they're basically taking all your
17:39
data which is like Tiktak anyway
17:41
like the government's always fine on
17:43
us but I just I found
17:45
comfortable like having China in my
17:47
phone but like I guess we do anyway
17:49
I don't know. I just did it do it. I
17:51
got it because I wanted to see what
17:53
it was all about and I don't know how to
17:55
use it but a lot of my friends are on
17:58
it and they're like loving it. I
18:00
can't like, it's not fun for
18:02
me because I don't understand what's
18:05
good. I can't even understand,
18:07
I can't even understand,
18:09
Tik Tak, how am I going
18:11
to understand this one? And I
18:13
feel like it's all in Chinese though.
18:16
Yeah, I'm good. And I knew Tiktak
18:18
was not going to be going
18:20
forever, so I'm happy. Honestly, I
18:22
think I just brought like a
18:25
setting spray. Oh. That everyone has
18:27
that pink bottle. Is it an
18:29
aerosol? Yes. That's the one I
18:31
use on you. It's the, it's, it's, um,
18:33
yeah, that's what I thought. I was like,
18:35
I'm gonna get this. One size, it's the
18:38
best one. Yeah, I was like, I wouldn't get
18:40
this. I could do my makeup and
18:42
it'll stay on. And it says it's
18:44
good for oily skin, so that's what
18:46
I bought. Well, did my booty shorts.
18:49
Because I love there was because you know
18:51
what happens these hot like college guys go on
18:53
here and they look so hot and beefy and
18:55
juicy in their little outfits and then I think
18:57
if I buy them I'm gonna look like that
18:59
so I bought it and I look I look
19:01
like fucking pancake patty ass Oh my god,
19:03
I think for my figure. I'm gonna have to
19:05
have um, butcheek implants BBio.
19:07
True teller will do that. Oh true teller's gonna
19:10
be at the live show Yeah, to tell us gonna
19:12
be there. We're gonna be there we're trying to
19:14
figure out how to get him on how to
19:16
get him on stage how to get him on
19:18
stage. And then we're going to call celebrity.
19:21
I'm celebrity, a roulette, a roulette,
19:23
should do a roulette wheel? Yes.
19:26
And then I also have prizes
19:28
for our fan interactions where
19:30
we bring you guys on
19:32
stage and like we play
19:34
games like Funny Shrades and
19:36
whatever. So I have four
19:38
fan giveaways. Taylor Todd's
19:40
coming so she can work the
19:42
crowd again. For real? Yeah, can you
19:44
bring her a little gift for
19:47
a different? Yeah, working. She went
19:49
in her candle company. She
19:51
had said that's who that's who
19:54
sent us the candles. Oh my god,
19:56
the candles are so cute. Oh,
19:58
what's the name of it? you know the
20:00
name of it. Um, yeah, the candle company.
20:03
The candles we just got, wait, it's on
20:05
my desk here, because there's so cute. Plum
20:07
Island? Plum Island, yes, the Plum Island cans.
20:09
Oh my god, they're so speak, it looks
20:12
like it could be in like a nice,
20:14
um, boutique. Yeah, like a nice boutique, especially
20:16
like down the shore, because there's a lot
20:18
of shore themes. Well, yeah, it is shore
20:21
theme, because it has the, what's a, what's
20:23
a call it's on the, what's on the,
20:25
it on the, it's on the, it's on
20:28
the, what's on the, it's on the, it's
20:30
on the, it's on the, the, what's on
20:32
the, the, the, the, the, the, what's called,
20:34
the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
20:37
the, the, the, the, the, the, the, what's
20:39
a, the, what's a, the, So the cents
20:41
are so nice, it's not too overbearing. I
20:43
haven't burned it yet, but I just love
20:46
the look of it. And I have one
20:48
in my bathroom, one in my office, and
20:50
one in my kitchen. So whenever I'm company
20:52
over, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna light
20:55
it. I lit up and I even gave
20:57
him to Billy, because for his little, little
20:59
house, he lights in his house as well.
21:01
It's happening, happening, happening, you. Do you think
21:04
we should have giveaways ways of what? I
21:06
don't know. I want everyone to come to
21:08
our show and get tickets. I have, so
21:11
I printed, my sister's printing out our QR
21:13
code, we're going to put them on all
21:15
the bars. We need to put them on
21:17
everyone's plate. If you want to eat, you
21:20
have to scan this first. Yeah, you have
21:22
to scan it and buy the last of
21:24
the tickets. And you know, it's left. It's
21:26
funny. If you haven't gotten your ticket check,
21:29
go to Wellmont Theater. Wiggles is getting so
21:31
fluffy now. Which I love, because I was
21:33
afraid for a while that got duped and
21:35
I got a short-haired chihuahua with big ears
21:38
and not a long hair, but now his
21:40
coat is coming in. Maybe because I just
21:42
gave him a bath yesterday. Rocky stinks. Rocky
21:45
needs the groomers. Wait, have you brought him
21:47
to the groomers yet? No, not yet, because
21:49
he had to wait to get his rabies
21:51
shop, but his hair isn't grown yet. And
21:54
I just trim his nails at home. deodorizing
21:56
spray? No, I got something else from the
21:58
is from um from what's it called tick
22:00
to oh no from um Amazon I got
22:03
it. Oh yeah it definitely helps with the
22:05
stinkies. I just like because I like I
22:07
have like I feel like I have like
22:09
lotiony hands and when I touch him all
22:12
over it he gets like ears get greasy
22:14
and I'll have to be nice and fluff
22:16
so I always use it on his ears
22:18
but then he's on to me now it's
22:21
like he's like not getting wet but it's
22:23
enough to annoy him so I have to
22:25
like sneak attack him I'll put in my
22:28
hands and like just like grab him like
22:30
a like a hillbilly hand fishing. Wait, I
22:32
had the most realistic dream last night and
22:34
I woke up this morning like what the
22:37
fuck like it felt so real and Me
22:39
and Giani went to like Germany. I don't
22:41
know why we went to Germany But like
22:43
we were like in our suite and we
22:46
were like waiting to leave and then I
22:48
Don't know it was just weird and we
22:50
got to the airport and I realized that
22:52
we forgot Rocky No. I was like, we
22:55
fucking forgot Rocky. And I was freaking out.
22:57
And I ran back to the hotel and
22:59
I was trying to find him. And then
23:02
there was like a tsunami. And I was
23:04
like, oh my God, he's dead. It was
23:06
a nightmare. Like I thought I lost one
23:08
of my children. And I woke up and
23:11
I was like, making out Rocky. I was
23:13
like, I'm so sorry I left you in
23:15
Germany. Oh my God. Like what kind of
23:17
dream is that? I mean, was I watching
23:20
before bed? My God. That's exactly what happens.
23:22
You know what you have to do? We
23:24
used to, we used to, back in the
23:26
day, we used to have the internet, we
23:29
used to go to Barnes & Noble, me
23:31
and Jamie, and we would go there and
23:33
just read books. I mean, it's like thumb
23:35
through the book and see like what the
23:38
dreams meant, and that was like our favorite
23:40
thing to do. But yeah, it definitely means
23:42
something, like, I always have rumors that. A
23:45
Barack Obama is dating Jennifer Aniston? Um, yes,
23:47
I saw that. Is that real? I don't
23:49
know, but like, is he divorcing Michelle Obama?
23:51
Not that I know of. That is so
23:54
freaking random. What an unlikely couple? That is
23:56
random. Is she cheating on her husband? Does
23:58
she have a boyfriend? I don't know. Let's
24:00
get on the podcast and ask her.
24:02
Jennifer Anderson or Michelle
24:05
Obama? I can reach out
24:07
to both representatives. Yeah, I
24:09
feel like Michelle Obama would reach
24:11
out first. Well, did you watch
24:13
the inauguration? I watched the beginning,
24:15
so I wanted to see like
24:18
all the past presidents come out
24:20
and like see their demeanor and
24:22
how they were acting. And when
24:24
Barack Obama walked out, he
24:26
goes, how do we stop this to
24:28
George Bush? on Tiktok? Yeah I love
24:30
her so she ended up doing that
24:33
and he literally said how do we stop
24:35
this and they were all laughing. I love
24:37
that girl but she goes deaf girl reading
24:39
less but she talks she talks she
24:42
talks perfectly I thought that if you
24:44
were deaf you couldn't talk but
24:46
he couldn't talk correctly. Oh there's
24:48
like different signs of being deaf
24:50
or like different stages levels like
24:53
I feel like she needs a
24:55
hearing aid to hear but she's
24:57
not like completely deaf. Okay,
24:59
yeah, I'm not just counting her,
25:01
her, her, her, her truth. I
25:04
just was curious. I just was
25:06
curious. Like, different, like, stages. Because
25:08
she's doing really good for a
25:11
deaf person, if she can, if she
25:13
can talk that clearly. I know.
25:15
Yeah, I don't think she's like, I
25:17
was deaf. I would want to be
25:19
the kind, the flavor that she is.
25:21
If I had to write something
25:23
down, it's going to watch me.
25:26
There was scandal that she didn't bring
25:28
she I think she dumped her problematic
25:31
friend that um What's her name? Oh
25:33
my god Blake lively lively lively her they
25:35
were best friends But now I think
25:37
she's she's involved in all these scandals
25:39
and lawsuits and all this stuff. I
25:41
think she's trying to lay low.
25:43
So she invited Caitlin Clark the
25:45
basketball player She got without the game. Yeah,
25:48
but I think Blake and I think Blake's
25:50
mad now that like she like got ditched
25:52
for well I mean she she dragged her into
25:54
it into it Do you think that was going
25:56
to write a song about it? Oh, definitely. She
25:58
writes a song about everything. Have
26:00
you ever met Taylor Swift? We saw her
26:03
a few times, but we never talked to
26:05
her. When did we see her? You
26:07
saw the Vietnamese at the time. She was
26:09
walking on the stage. Oh, they meant like
26:12
we were like in the same room as
26:14
her. No, no, no, no, no. No,
26:16
no. No, no. Treby, stop. Are you hungry?
26:18
Well, don't forget guys that I have. So,
26:20
I'm trying to buy all my goodies for
26:23
my VIP event in Huntington. That's. Usually
26:25
what I do for my VAP events is
26:27
everybody gets a goodie bag when they walk
26:29
in. And it's like my favorite items. So
26:32
I'm trying to pick out which items
26:34
I want to put in my goodie bags.
26:36
Imagine I put like condoms and cigarettes. You
26:38
said that's what you sell in your stories,
26:40
right? Yeah, but some stuff like I'll
26:42
put like one item in there that I
26:45
don't sell, but it's like something that I
26:47
love to use. Wait, should we have one
26:49
of those parts? I told you about
26:51
this before, but I really want to break
26:54
it in because now we're in those, we're
26:56
in the somber months of like in between
26:58
like now and spring like everything sucks.
27:00
I want to have, and I can host
27:02
it in my house, I want to have
27:05
a favorite things party. Did I tell you
27:07
about this chat? Now what is this?
27:09
My god Nicole you're gonna die it's my
27:11
it's like the best party I ever had
27:14
so basically you get all your friends come
27:16
over and then you set like a
27:18
limit of like $50 or something so for
27:20
the $50 gift so you bring you have
27:23
your favorite things that you're obsessed with like
27:25
favorite things thing you pick one thing that
27:27
you're obsessed with you buy two of
27:29
them so like right now I'm obsessed with
27:31
I don't know like this is my vegetable
27:34
slicer that I love as I use every
27:36
day in the kitchen. Like I would
27:38
buy two of those and then you have
27:40
the party and you're at the party all
27:43
hanging out and then each then you have
27:45
a you have a chance like each
27:47
person goes up on stage and sells the
27:49
product like this is the product that could
27:51
be seen like this is my favorite product
27:54
and this is why I love about
27:56
it this is why it's the best and
27:58
like you know oh my god I helps
28:00
me every day and you tell the whole
28:03
story about why you love you love
28:05
you love this So after everyone, obviously like
28:07
all the gifts are going to be great,
28:09
but it's like, you know, if you know,
28:11
if you know what you get... that
28:13
you want, so you had to pick the
28:16
number through one, two, ten, say I get
28:18
number one, I get to go first, and
28:20
I get to pick whatever item I
28:22
want. Oh, cute. You leave what, you bring
28:25
two gifts, you bring two of the same
28:27
gifts, you bring two of the same gifts,
28:29
that I have to give it on,
28:31
and you leave a two other presence from
28:33
another person's favorite thing, you can go by
28:36
yourself, but you get to leave it to
28:38
other products, and it's like, I think
28:40
it should be categorized though, like, okay, like
28:42
beauty. Yes. Yeah, or like your favorite, your
28:45
favorite clothing brand, like something from that. Yes.
28:47
Or like a favorite accessory. Yeah. Workout,
28:49
health and wellness. Home decor. Yeah, I love
28:51
that. Tech. We can do tech party. We
28:53
can do one every week. This is my
28:56
favorite plug. This is my favorite phone
28:58
charger. It's like. It is. Oh, I like
29:00
it. And it's endless and you can add
29:02
it into like any, any like party you're
29:05
having just like to jazz it up. Maybe
29:07
I'll do a Poppy's tonight. I don't
29:09
know. It's too late. Oh, yeah, or like
29:11
a favorite, um, favorite, um, favorite, like, drink
29:14
and a wine. Oh, wine. We could do
29:16
a Trader Joe's one. Oh my God.
29:18
Oh, yes. I already know what I already
29:20
know what I would bring. What I would
29:22
know what I would bring. from the balloon
29:25
ladies here from here comes the fun
29:27
Elizabeth's here so I have to go up
29:29
and make my balloon arch and get wiggle
29:31
something to eat but this has been so
29:34
fun I can't wait to see you
29:36
tonight spooky I can't see everyone Sunday at
29:38
the live show if you got ticket check
29:40
go get your tickets at wellmont theater.com spooky
29:42
any final thoughts I love you bitches
29:44
and make sure watch our stories tonight and
29:47
we will see you Sunday grab your tickets
29:49
bitches love you girl It's
29:53
happening!
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