Dry-Heave January

Dry-Heave January

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1:00

night, it's Friday, Friday,

1:02

Friday night. It's the

1:05

weekend biches and

1:07

you know what this weekend is.

1:10

I feel like I found

1:12

like on my voice back,

1:14

but... And two days, or one

1:16

day in like a couple hours, we

1:18

are performing. It's our first

1:21

live show of the year

1:23

at the Bonmont Theater in

1:25

Montclair, New Jersey. I'm so

1:28

freaking excited. Me and Joe,

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we have our show planned

1:32

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Theater.com and you can purchase a

1:41

ticket because you can get them

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on ticket master. Anywhere fine ticks

1:45

are sold. And before me, so

1:47

it's at 8 o'clock, we're doing

1:49

a meet-and-greet beforehand. We're doing

1:52

a tipsy turn-up after, we're not sure

1:54

where. And it's going to be a good

1:56

time had by all. Wiggles will be

1:58

there. Billy will be there. If

2:00

you have any complaints,

2:04

is he shitting?

2:07

Oh, wiggles. So,

2:09

um, oh my God. By

2:11

the time this comes

2:14

out. Well, yeah,

2:16

it's gonna be

2:18

done. Yeah. So,

2:20

yeah, I don't care.

2:22

He's not, he's,

2:24

he's, he's, he's,

2:27

he's, he's, he's,

2:29

he's, the venue. Wait,

2:31

wait, Nick, I'm in the room, the,

2:33

which you get here, the chandelier is,

2:36

is shaped as a Titanic boat. Ooh.

2:38

That's so crazy. Did you ever get

2:40

your phone? Did I send you? No,

2:43

I feel like it's like from China.

2:45

So I think it's gonna take a

2:47

bit. Yeah, I'll let you know when

2:49

I get it. But yeah, so I'm

2:51

waiting here after for all my

2:53

vendors. And now I'm going to

2:55

be doing a full breakdown. breakdown.

2:57

lavish wedding and all the

2:59

events she throws for the circuit

3:02

shop and her whole life we

3:04

are we've we've been getting in

3:06

contact with the best of the

3:08

best in the tri-state area

3:10

and It's gonna be like

3:12

a show vendors showdown tonight

3:15

between the DJ between the

3:17

photos with between the decor

3:19

the balloon lady the cakes the

3:21

cakes, everything we have it full

3:23

stop so I'm going to be doing a

3:26

breakdown of all the vendors we used and

3:28

how you can get in touch with them because

3:30

this is going to be one for the

3:32

ages but yeah it's like I'm on location

3:34

I should get a headset you know you

3:36

should like it all that shit this is

3:38

like this is a big deal you're actually

3:40

like planning this whole thing oh my god

3:42

it's um I need I need I need

3:44

118 batteries so my sisters bring me those

3:46

who like so many batteries like so many

3:49

batteries I bought I went on Line and

3:51

I bought all the, because you can't have

3:53

real candles here, because it's like a fire

3:55

hazard or whatever. Oh yeah. So I had to get all LED

3:57

candles, but I, you know, to get the good

3:59

nice ones. you know, every each candle has

4:01

to have like two batteries. So I

4:03

got like, Oh, what a pain in the ass.

4:05

I got 100 candles. No, I got

4:08

50 candles. So I need to spend a

4:10

fortune on batteries. Well, they got

4:12

Costco has them. So I'm going to

4:14

go. Yeah, yeah, Costco and get that.

4:16

And I have to light it all up and

4:18

I have to put my sign together. I

4:21

have to. I have to figure out where things are going.

4:23

And then I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying

4:25

to hang a disco ball. I bought a huge disco

4:27

ball last night from, from, um, Instagram. And I don't

4:29

know if you're allowed to hang out on the ceiling, so I

4:31

have to find fishing wire. Oh my God, hot, freaking mess.

4:33

You have a lot to do. But you know what, we're going to

4:35

hit the ground running. And then, um, I'm staying for the

4:37

whole weekend for the whole weekend in New Jersey, so I got

4:39

a new Jersey, so I got a car from New Jersey, so I

4:42

got a car from New Jersey, so I got a car from

4:44

Kite, so I got a car from Kite, Wait, were you saying

4:46

poppies? No, I got a, I got, oh, I

4:48

got a sweet, I got a fancy sweet, this

4:50

brand new hotel and summit. It's stunning. What? Can

4:52

I'll be on hotel, it's going to be so

4:54

chic. With Billy? Yeah, me, Bill, and Bill, and

4:56

then, um, and Bill, and then, um, and Wiggles, it's

4:58

going to be so chic. With Billy? Yeah, me,

5:00

me, me, Bill, and Bill, and then, um, um, um,

5:02

and forth, and forth, and forth, and then, and

5:05

then, and then, and then, and then, um, um, um,

5:07

and, um, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,

5:09

and, and, and, I got, I got, I got, I got,

5:11

I got a, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I

5:13

got, I got, I got, I got, I got, you know, the

5:15

three days on Saturday. And maybe

5:17

you're going to be hung over from

5:20

tonight, but I want to have maybe

5:22

do a brunch or a Kiki. We

5:24

have to play, we have to do

5:26

our show with final preparations for the

5:29

show, so maybe we can meet up

5:31

and I can bring my laptop and

5:33

you can bring your notebook. I know

5:35

we've got to finish our set. So

5:37

we can do that tomorrow, but yeah,

5:39

so I'm going to make a weekend

5:41

of it and then I leave Monday,

5:43

I leave Monday, Very

5:45

nice. This is going to be a

5:48

nice little weekend. I just hope that

5:50

Poppy's surprised and I hope everything

5:52

turns out okay. And I hope that. Oh

5:54

yeah, it's like he's gonna cry.

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just was. Oh. Oh my god, his first time he's

6:39

ever been to New Jersey. Yes, his first trip.

6:41

How'd he do in the car? He was good.

6:43

He was, he was a little squeaky, like in

6:45

the thing, but then like once we got like

6:47

hitch, like, um... It was like shaky. Not shaky,

6:49

but like in the stop and go traffic like

6:52

in the city, he was like antsy like what's

6:54

going on. The second we got out of the

6:56

tunnel like in he was a nude road. He

6:58

was he knocked out. So sometimes Rocky every time

7:00

he gets into the car he shakes and I

7:02

don't know like if he's freaking out like am

7:05

I going to the vet or he does shake

7:07

and it makes me so upset like I literally

7:09

put the heat on blast and I'm like coddling

7:11

him like a child. I thought, yeah, that made

7:13

you that ice so I could just say after

7:15

shit or is he like scared or like?

7:18

No, they're just scared. They're nervous.

7:20

They don't know where they're going. So

7:22

yeah, Joey has my goals. So they

7:24

ended up going to the cemetery to

7:26

see mommy because mommy's like right around

7:28

the corner. And I was like, okay,

7:31

Joey, like this is amazing. Send me

7:33

your crying video because I knew you

7:35

were going to be hysterical. And I

7:37

got a really good one. But don't

7:39

you love crying and getting it out

7:41

like that though? Actually, I just wanted

7:43

to make sure that they met. It's so

7:46

nice. We almost couldn't care less

7:48

about mommy. He was just running

7:50

in the snow and like whiling out. But

7:52

um. What would you say to mommy? Were

7:54

you like mommy? This is your. That's

7:57

your grandson? I said that's when I

7:59

cracked. I approached. Mommy lives upstairs, she

8:01

lives in a penthouse outside. Yeah, she's

8:03

like up. Yeah, that's probably, because it's

8:05

probably cheaper, probably was being, she's probably

8:07

trying to be frugal. Can you reach

8:09

her or no? No. Oh, that's annoying.

8:11

I feel like you would make out

8:14

her. No, I feel like you would

8:16

make out her. No, I can't, I

8:18

have to throw things, like when I

8:20

buy flowers, I throw it like, like,

8:22

like it's a vita on the on

8:24

the fucking balcony. So I held wiggles

8:26

up like Simba and I go, mom,

8:29

this is my baby. And I lost

8:31

it. Because like I was trying to

8:33

hold it together with the baby. I

8:35

was like, I was like, I was

8:37

like, you meet Grammy, you're going to

8:39

meet Grammy, you're going to meet Grammy.

8:41

And I'm like showing him, he's looking

8:43

like fucking freezing on him shoveling was

8:46

like looking at me like an asshole.

8:48

And he's like, calm down, sir. We've

8:50

seen you here before. I was gonna,

8:52

but, oh, I forgot, because Wiggle's ran

8:54

in the snow. It's gonna get videos

8:56

of his little footprints in the snow.

8:58

Oh, stop, I love that. But no,

9:01

oh. Yes, but that was Joey's morning.

9:03

That was my morning, but now it's

9:05

like, you know, it's all coming together.

9:07

Wait, I gotta show you these, I

9:09

wanna show you these cookies. Are these

9:11

are for are these from kimmy from

9:13

confections or just the cake? These are

9:16

from another lady. Because kimmy does really

9:18

good cookies too. Oh I had no

9:20

idea. That's kimmy with two ease from

9:22

confections of a rock star. Yes she

9:24

has a full bakery she does it

9:26

all. I sent you the cookie sorry.

9:28

Spooky got woken up to an alarming

9:31

call from the school. Now this night...

9:33

I'm hoping this is not affect the

9:35

outcome of this evening because you have

9:37

to come, at least to say happy

9:39

birthday and then you have to leave,

9:41

you can leave after, but you have

9:43

to at least say hi girls. No,

9:46

I know. So I got a call

9:48

from the school that Angela was burning

9:50

up, he threw up. So now he's

9:52

on the couch, like trying to get

9:54

him better. I gave him a med.

9:56

medicine, and then

9:58

he just shit his

10:00

pants. So, don't

10:03

know what's happening here.

10:06

What kind of medicine do you have to

10:08

give him? No, I just gave him

10:10

a stomach, like pepto, like chewable peptoes. Oh,

10:12

God. Just like calm his stomach, but

10:14

then he just shit. So it's coming out

10:17

of both ends and he's burning up,

10:19

but I still plan on coming tonight. He's

10:21

always throw up though. Don't the kids

10:23

throw up like every week? No, I feel

10:25

like it's this like crazy stomach bug

10:27

that's going around. Sick. I mean, I don't

10:29

want the stomach bug, but I forget

10:31

it, so I'm not gonna be upset. It's

10:33

gonna be like. Yeah, I don't mind

10:36

losing weight. I feel like I've been like

10:38

fasting every single day, walking three miles

10:40

a day on my little treadmill that I

10:42

got from my room. And I'm just

10:44

like really trying to frickin' get back into

10:46

shape. Yeah.

10:48

You know what I'm

10:50

saying, bro? Oh, girl. Oh,

10:52

girl. I

10:54

want to stop by, but yeah, I don't wanna catch that

10:57

just yet, because I have to, my tuxedo is just, is a

10:59

little loose on me already, so I don't wanna, I

11:02

don't wanna. So Joey was supposed to

11:04

come over today to do a podcast, but

11:06

God forbid you start getting sick, like.

11:08

No, I have a show on Sunday, that's

11:10

our big show. I know, this is

11:12

why I'm freaking out, like am I gonna

11:14

start feeling it like Sunday? Because remember

11:16

how I got the stomach bug and I

11:18

could not move in Atlantic City? Oh

11:20

my God. I won't be able to perform.

11:23

So I think I'll be fine. Everything

11:25

will be fine. If you fall sick, I

11:27

probably can handle the show alone, but. I'll

11:31

still be there. No, I think we'll be

11:33

fine. I'll give you guys an update on Sunday,

11:35

because if I'm feeling good, then you know

11:37

we're good, we're good to go. I'm sure it'll

11:39

be fine. Oh yeah, it should be fine.

11:41

People were telling you that the VIP tickets are

11:43

sold out. They were trying to ask if

11:45

we can add some more. I

11:47

mean, I don't mind it. I don't mind

11:49

either, but I don't even know how you

11:51

choose VIP tickets. Oh yeah, I don't know.

11:53

They don't let the talent know any of

11:56

these things, Wiggles. Stop. We know nothing. I

12:00

want to drink, so I

12:02

know on our rider we

12:04

always put, um, shrimp or

12:06

wine vaca, I want to do

12:08

Praseko. Okay, let's change

12:10

it. Yeah, can we do, well

12:13

I don't know, we need to

12:15

tell them like now. I have

12:17

the rider, I can email them,

12:19

it's fine. Okay, yeah, I

12:21

want to do nice Praseko,

12:24

then maybe we can put

12:26

like berries in it. So,

12:28

for January. You know, everyone does

12:31

dry January, I can't do

12:33

that shit. So I'm doing

12:35

dry wine. So I'm like,

12:37

not... Sorry, we're doing dry

12:40

heave January. Yeah, so I'm

12:42

not doing any wine, because

12:44

I just feel like I need

12:46

a break from it, I feel

12:48

like I need a break from

12:50

it, I don't know if you

12:53

guys saw me enjoy it, we're

12:55

on TikTok live. We're so funny,

12:57

we killed it, we got drunk.

12:59

But like dollars. See, that's awesome.

13:01

And we were in life for like

13:03

two hours. So I see I've been

13:06

drinking like Martinez, vodka and

13:08

Diet Coke, like I'm at

13:10

the freaking bar in college.

13:12

Like I'm just like, I'm

13:14

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us in case we have to get

13:53

away from here. So cute. Yeah, Praseko

13:55

is. Oh, tonight I'm going to

13:57

drink Martinez. Do you want to?

14:00

because that's kind of the

14:02

theme. Did you get the cookies

14:04

I sent you? Oh shit, no, let me

14:06

look. Oh my god, I love it!

14:08

Oh my god, the martini's? Oh

14:10

my god, the martini's? Oh, what's

14:13

the sublica puppy? There's a picture,

14:15

they got Martinez, there's

14:17

olives, there's disco balls. It's a

14:20

70. Oh my god, these are,

14:22

I don't even want to

14:24

eat them, they're so perfect.

14:26

You know, they're so perfect.

14:28

Thank you all. So, those are bad. And

14:30

then I'm gonna have champagne. I love

14:32

that. My baby. You ready to part?

14:35

How do you say, how do you say,

14:37

how do you say surprise? You're

14:39

gonna say it. But if you're

14:41

gonna have him on the floor

14:43

with everyone, isn't that like too

14:45

much? Well, I'm gonna hold him

14:47

for the entrance and then I'll

14:49

pass them around like pass around

14:52

Patty and I have a bag for

14:54

him. And I have a bag for him.

14:56

A bag for him. And he sits in

14:58

there. Do you go? Because I don't want

15:00

him to be too over simulated and there's

15:02

loud music. Yeah, there will be loud

15:05

music. Want to scare him. And drunk

15:07

people. You just got a babysitter

15:09

to watch him in the sweet. Can't Sissy

15:11

watch him? Bring her. And then she could

15:13

do a dance routine on the dance floor.

15:15

No, she did. She really did. Oh my God, do

15:17

you think that? Do you think that

15:20

Michelle's daughter wants to come and

15:22

perform violent for Pobby's party? You

15:24

know who we should have called,

15:26

like my wedding, we should have

15:28

had Sasha perform. I know, I

15:30

don't have any entertainment.

15:33

Do you think I should do a

15:35

type 5 stand-up set? Mm-hmm. Yeah,

15:37

and then I think Billy should

15:39

dress and drag and do a

15:41

show. Like there's so dress and

15:43

drag and do a show. Like

15:46

there's so many options. Like there's

15:48

so many options. What do you

15:51

think? I was being funny. And

15:53

then at the end do I say,

15:55

so let's all raise a glass to

15:57

Poppy and Chris. Yeah, to this old

15:59

house. Yeah. What's going on with the

16:01

resurfacing of Spidey? Are

16:03

they the new it couple? Oh, I was

16:06

like, wait, who's Spidey? Heidi

16:08

and Spencer. I was just thinking

16:10

that we should definitely have them

16:12

on the show because I did

16:14

their podcast a while ago. And

16:16

I know we wanted to get

16:18

them on, but then like we just

16:21

like stopped speaking guess. Yeah. So

16:23

I think we should have Spidey

16:25

on. Spidey should perform at

16:27

the party tonight. Yeah, oh my god, she

16:29

could do her song that went viral So that

16:32

no, I love confusion I was like did she

16:34

write a new song like or something? I said no

16:36

this is a song that she had back in 2017

16:38

or I don't know when it was literally like

16:40

13 years ago And then she just made

16:43

a music video for it out of nowhere

16:45

just like I guess and that kind of

16:47

threw her back into start them now they're

16:49

on everyone's list and there are the new

16:51

I couple so she's trying to get

16:53

her own smoothie at her own smoothie

16:55

at Erwan but they said no Well,

16:58

I could see. I could see them like trying

17:00

to hustle. I feel like they've always

17:03

like hustled and like was trying to

17:05

like get the most. And especially now, you

17:07

know, that they lost their house and

17:09

stuff. They're like really trying to

17:11

hustle. So I always appreciate a

17:13

good hustle. And her song is very

17:16

catchy. It's so perfect for chiktock.

17:18

Yeah. Did you join Red Note when

17:20

chiktock was down? Now I did but

17:22

now I don't I heard so

17:24

what I heard was when you

17:26

download red note there's like all

17:28

these pages where you have to

17:30

like read and like accept things

17:33

but like who Chinese that yeah

17:35

man who even knows what it's

17:37

saying they're basically taking all your

17:39

data which is like Tiktak anyway

17:41

like the government's always fine on

17:43

us but I just I found

17:45

comfortable like having China in my

17:47

phone but like I guess we do anyway

17:49

I don't know. I just did it do it. I

17:51

got it because I wanted to see what

17:53

it was all about and I don't know how to

17:55

use it but a lot of my friends are on

17:58

it and they're like loving it. I

18:00

can't like, it's not fun for

18:02

me because I don't understand what's

18:05

good. I can't even understand,

18:07

I can't even understand,

18:09

Tik Tak, how am I going

18:11

to understand this one? And I

18:13

feel like it's all in Chinese though.

18:16

Yeah, I'm good. And I knew Tiktak

18:18

was not going to be going

18:20

forever, so I'm happy. Honestly, I

18:22

think I just brought like a

18:25

setting spray. Oh. That everyone has

18:27

that pink bottle. Is it an

18:29

aerosol? Yes. That's the one I

18:31

use on you. It's the, it's, it's, um,

18:33

yeah, that's what I thought. I was like,

18:35

I'm gonna get this. One size, it's the

18:38

best one. Yeah, I was like, I wouldn't get

18:40

this. I could do my makeup and

18:42

it'll stay on. And it says it's

18:44

good for oily skin, so that's what

18:46

I bought. Well, did my booty shorts.

18:49

Because I love there was because you know

18:51

what happens these hot like college guys go on

18:53

here and they look so hot and beefy and

18:55

juicy in their little outfits and then I think

18:57

if I buy them I'm gonna look like that

18:59

so I bought it and I look I look

19:01

like fucking pancake patty ass Oh my god,

19:03

I think for my figure. I'm gonna have to

19:05

have um, butcheek implants BBio.

19:07

True teller will do that. Oh true teller's gonna

19:10

be at the live show Yeah, to tell us gonna

19:12

be there. We're gonna be there we're trying to

19:14

figure out how to get him on how to

19:16

get him on stage how to get him on

19:18

stage. And then we're going to call celebrity.

19:21

I'm celebrity, a roulette, a roulette,

19:23

should do a roulette wheel? Yes.

19:26

And then I also have prizes

19:28

for our fan interactions where

19:30

we bring you guys on

19:32

stage and like we play

19:34

games like Funny Shrades and

19:36

whatever. So I have four

19:38

fan giveaways. Taylor Todd's

19:40

coming so she can work the

19:42

crowd again. For real? Yeah, can you

19:44

bring her a little gift for

19:47

a different? Yeah, working. She went

19:49

in her candle company. She

19:51

had said that's who that's who

19:54

sent us the candles. Oh my god,

19:56

the candles are so cute. Oh,

19:58

what's the name of it? you know the

20:00

name of it. Um, yeah, the candle company.

20:03

The candles we just got, wait, it's on

20:05

my desk here, because there's so cute. Plum

20:07

Island? Plum Island, yes, the Plum Island cans.

20:09

Oh my god, they're so speak, it looks

20:12

like it could be in like a nice,

20:14

um, boutique. Yeah, like a nice boutique, especially

20:16

like down the shore, because there's a lot

20:18

of shore themes. Well, yeah, it is shore

20:21

theme, because it has the, what's a, what's

20:23

a call it's on the, what's on the,

20:25

it on the, it's on the, it's on

20:28

the, what's on the, it's on the, it's

20:30

on the, it's on the, the, what's on

20:32

the, the, the, the, the, the, what's called,

20:34

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

20:37

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, what's

20:39

a, the, what's a, the, So the cents

20:41

are so nice, it's not too overbearing. I

20:43

haven't burned it yet, but I just love

20:46

the look of it. And I have one

20:48

in my bathroom, one in my office, and

20:50

one in my kitchen. So whenever I'm company

20:52

over, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna light

20:55

it. I lit up and I even gave

20:57

him to Billy, because for his little, little

20:59

house, he lights in his house as well.

21:01

It's happening, happening, happening, you. Do you think

21:04

we should have giveaways ways of what? I

21:06

don't know. I want everyone to come to

21:08

our show and get tickets. I have, so

21:11

I printed, my sister's printing out our QR

21:13

code, we're going to put them on all

21:15

the bars. We need to put them on

21:17

everyone's plate. If you want to eat, you

21:20

have to scan this first. Yeah, you have

21:22

to scan it and buy the last of

21:24

the tickets. And you know, it's left. It's

21:26

funny. If you haven't gotten your ticket check,

21:29

go to Wellmont Theater. Wiggles is getting so

21:31

fluffy now. Which I love, because I was

21:33

afraid for a while that got duped and

21:35

I got a short-haired chihuahua with big ears

21:38

and not a long hair, but now his

21:40

coat is coming in. Maybe because I just

21:42

gave him a bath yesterday. Rocky stinks. Rocky

21:45

needs the groomers. Wait, have you brought him

21:47

to the groomers yet? No, not yet, because

21:49

he had to wait to get his rabies

21:51

shop, but his hair isn't grown yet. And

21:54

I just trim his nails at home. deodorizing

21:56

spray? No, I got something else from the

21:58

is from um from what's it called tick

22:00

to oh no from um Amazon I got

22:03

it. Oh yeah it definitely helps with the

22:05

stinkies. I just like because I like I

22:07

have like I feel like I have like

22:09

lotiony hands and when I touch him all

22:12

over it he gets like ears get greasy

22:14

and I'll have to be nice and fluff

22:16

so I always use it on his ears

22:18

but then he's on to me now it's

22:21

like he's like not getting wet but it's

22:23

enough to annoy him so I have to

22:25

like sneak attack him I'll put in my

22:28

hands and like just like grab him like

22:30

a like a hillbilly hand fishing. Wait, I

22:32

had the most realistic dream last night and

22:34

I woke up this morning like what the

22:37

fuck like it felt so real and Me

22:39

and Giani went to like Germany. I don't

22:41

know why we went to Germany But like

22:43

we were like in our suite and we

22:46

were like waiting to leave and then I

22:48

Don't know it was just weird and we

22:50

got to the airport and I realized that

22:52

we forgot Rocky No. I was like, we

22:55

fucking forgot Rocky. And I was freaking out.

22:57

And I ran back to the hotel and

22:59

I was trying to find him. And then

23:02

there was like a tsunami. And I was

23:04

like, oh my God, he's dead. It was

23:06

a nightmare. Like I thought I lost one

23:08

of my children. And I woke up and

23:11

I was like, making out Rocky. I was

23:13

like, I'm so sorry I left you in

23:15

Germany. Oh my God. Like what kind of

23:17

dream is that? I mean, was I watching

23:20

before bed? My God. That's exactly what happens.

23:22

You know what you have to do? We

23:24

used to, we used to, back in the

23:26

day, we used to have the internet, we

23:29

used to go to Barnes & Noble, me

23:31

and Jamie, and we would go there and

23:33

just read books. I mean, it's like thumb

23:35

through the book and see like what the

23:38

dreams meant, and that was like our favorite

23:40

thing to do. But yeah, it definitely means

23:42

something, like, I always have rumors that. A

23:45

Barack Obama is dating Jennifer Aniston? Um, yes,

23:47

I saw that. Is that real? I don't

23:49

know, but like, is he divorcing Michelle Obama?

23:51

Not that I know of. That is so

23:54

freaking random. What an unlikely couple? That is

23:56

random. Is she cheating on her husband? Does

23:58

she have a boyfriend? I don't know. Let's

24:00

get on the podcast and ask her.

24:02

Jennifer Anderson or Michelle

24:05

Obama? I can reach out

24:07

to both representatives. Yeah, I

24:09

feel like Michelle Obama would reach

24:11

out first. Well, did you watch

24:13

the inauguration? I watched the beginning,

24:15

so I wanted to see like

24:18

all the past presidents come out

24:20

and like see their demeanor and

24:22

how they were acting. And when

24:24

Barack Obama walked out, he

24:26

goes, how do we stop this to

24:28

George Bush? on Tiktok? Yeah I love

24:30

her so she ended up doing that

24:33

and he literally said how do we stop

24:35

this and they were all laughing. I love

24:37

that girl but she goes deaf girl reading

24:39

less but she talks she talks she

24:42

talks perfectly I thought that if you

24:44

were deaf you couldn't talk but

24:46

he couldn't talk correctly. Oh there's

24:48

like different signs of being deaf

24:50

or like different stages levels like

24:53

I feel like she needs a

24:55

hearing aid to hear but she's

24:57

not like completely deaf. Okay,

24:59

yeah, I'm not just counting her,

25:01

her, her, her, her truth. I

25:04

just was curious. I just was

25:06

curious. Like, different, like, stages. Because

25:08

she's doing really good for a

25:11

deaf person, if she can, if she

25:13

can talk that clearly. I know.

25:15

Yeah, I don't think she's like, I

25:17

was deaf. I would want to be

25:19

the kind, the flavor that she is.

25:21

If I had to write something

25:23

down, it's going to watch me.

25:26

There was scandal that she didn't bring

25:28

she I think she dumped her problematic

25:31

friend that um What's her name? Oh

25:33

my god Blake lively lively lively her they

25:35

were best friends But now I think

25:37

she's she's involved in all these scandals

25:39

and lawsuits and all this stuff. I

25:41

think she's trying to lay low.

25:43

So she invited Caitlin Clark the

25:45

basketball player She got without the game. Yeah,

25:48

but I think Blake and I think Blake's

25:50

mad now that like she like got ditched

25:52

for well I mean she she dragged her into

25:54

it into it Do you think that was going

25:56

to write a song about it? Oh, definitely. She

25:58

writes a song about everything. Have

26:00

you ever met Taylor Swift? We saw her

26:03

a few times, but we never talked to

26:05

her. When did we see her? You

26:07

saw the Vietnamese at the time. She was

26:09

walking on the stage. Oh, they meant like

26:12

we were like in the same room as

26:14

her. No, no, no, no, no. No,

26:16

no. No, no. Treby, stop. Are you hungry?

26:18

Well, don't forget guys that I have. So,

26:20

I'm trying to buy all my goodies for

26:23

my VIP event in Huntington. That's. Usually

26:25

what I do for my VAP events is

26:27

everybody gets a goodie bag when they walk

26:29

in. And it's like my favorite items. So

26:32

I'm trying to pick out which items

26:34

I want to put in my goodie bags.

26:36

Imagine I put like condoms and cigarettes. You

26:38

said that's what you sell in your stories,

26:40

right? Yeah, but some stuff like I'll

26:42

put like one item in there that I

26:45

don't sell, but it's like something that I

26:47

love to use. Wait, should we have one

26:49

of those parts? I told you about

26:51

this before, but I really want to break

26:54

it in because now we're in those, we're

26:56

in the somber months of like in between

26:58

like now and spring like everything sucks.

27:00

I want to have, and I can host

27:02

it in my house, I want to have

27:05

a favorite things party. Did I tell you

27:07

about this chat? Now what is this?

27:09

My god Nicole you're gonna die it's my

27:11

it's like the best party I ever had

27:14

so basically you get all your friends come

27:16

over and then you set like a

27:18

limit of like $50 or something so for

27:20

the $50 gift so you bring you have

27:23

your favorite things that you're obsessed with like

27:25

favorite things thing you pick one thing that

27:27

you're obsessed with you buy two of

27:29

them so like right now I'm obsessed with

27:31

I don't know like this is my vegetable

27:34

slicer that I love as I use every

27:36

day in the kitchen. Like I would

27:38

buy two of those and then you have

27:40

the party and you're at the party all

27:43

hanging out and then each then you have

27:45

a you have a chance like each

27:47

person goes up on stage and sells the

27:49

product like this is the product that could

27:51

be seen like this is my favorite product

27:54

and this is why I love about

27:56

it this is why it's the best and

27:58

like you know oh my god I helps

28:00

me every day and you tell the whole

28:03

story about why you love you love

28:05

you love this So after everyone, obviously like

28:07

all the gifts are going to be great,

28:09

but it's like, you know, if you know,

28:11

if you know what you get... that

28:13

you want, so you had to pick the

28:16

number through one, two, ten, say I get

28:18

number one, I get to go first, and

28:20

I get to pick whatever item I

28:22

want. Oh, cute. You leave what, you bring

28:25

two gifts, you bring two of the same

28:27

gifts, you bring two of the same gifts,

28:29

that I have to give it on,

28:31

and you leave a two other presence from

28:33

another person's favorite thing, you can go by

28:36

yourself, but you get to leave it to

28:38

other products, and it's like, I think

28:40

it should be categorized though, like, okay, like

28:42

beauty. Yes. Yeah, or like your favorite, your

28:45

favorite clothing brand, like something from that. Yes.

28:47

Or like a favorite accessory. Yeah. Workout,

28:49

health and wellness. Home decor. Yeah, I love

28:51

that. Tech. We can do tech party. We

28:53

can do one every week. This is my

28:56

favorite plug. This is my favorite phone

28:58

charger. It's like. It is. Oh, I like

29:00

it. And it's endless and you can add

29:02

it into like any, any like party you're

29:05

having just like to jazz it up. Maybe

29:07

I'll do a Poppy's tonight. I don't

29:09

know. It's too late. Oh, yeah, or like

29:11

a favorite, um, favorite, um, favorite, like, drink

29:14

and a wine. Oh, wine. We could do

29:16

a Trader Joe's one. Oh my God.

29:18

Oh, yes. I already know what I already

29:20

know what I would bring. What I would

29:22

know what I would bring. from the balloon

29:25

ladies here from here comes the fun

29:27

Elizabeth's here so I have to go up

29:29

and make my balloon arch and get wiggle

29:31

something to eat but this has been so

29:34

fun I can't wait to see you

29:36

tonight spooky I can't see everyone Sunday at

29:38

the live show if you got ticket check

29:40

go get your tickets at wellmont theater.com spooky

29:42

any final thoughts I love you bitches

29:44

and make sure watch our stories tonight and

29:47

we will see you Sunday grab your tickets

29:49

bitches love you girl It's

29:53

happening!

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