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pet will

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ask for

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it by

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name. Hey guys!

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It is... It's

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happening! I

1:22

did. I've literally been sick, but

1:24

I'm here and I miss you

1:26

guys. So welcome to the show,

1:28

bitches. I'm here with, I just

1:30

got done nursing. I'm here with

1:33

Wiggles. My nipples are out

1:35

and nice. And you know, because

1:37

you know, it's annoying. What? So

1:39

you know, like when you're sick,

1:41

can you get that like cute

1:43

rassy voice? And you're like,

1:46

oh, I sound kind of hot. Yeah.

1:48

It's not happening for me.

1:50

that I was on a

1:52

bender and like

1:55

smoking cigarettes and

1:57

vapes. Were you? And

1:59

no. what it sounds like. Wait, where

2:01

are you going? I'm going to New Orleans.

2:03

Me and Bay are getting on a flight. Wait

2:06

for what? It's my friend Marty's wedding.

2:08

Bich, you better be careful there. That's

2:10

where that guy ran over all those four

2:12

kids. I know, I'm not going to stand

2:15

in the street. No, do not. I don't

2:17

trust anywhere right now. Like any like

2:19

crazy public place like that, like watch

2:21

you talking back. I don't trust anybody.

2:24

I don't think I'm going to be hot stepping

2:26

around to the towns though. I think I'm just

2:28

going to be staying at like the fancy hotel

2:30

and then going to the... Well yeah, it's a

2:32

wedding. Yeah. The wedding is like in a nice little

2:34

man. What pop is going? No, popby's coming to

2:37

watch my kid. Oh. Um, because I can't, I'm not

2:39

bringing in a popby's house so I get eaten

2:41

by... Those rats that live there. Very

2:43

nice, very nice. The puppy's coming

2:45

here to watch the baby And so

2:47

I had to outfit the whole house

2:49

as I had to stage the whole

2:51

house because like I think he's gonna

2:53

have his friends over for dinner tomorrow

2:55

So I thought I want to stage

2:57

the whole house because like I think

2:59

he's gonna have his friends over for

3:01

dinner tomorrow So I thought I'm a

3:04

stupid little fagget I can say that

3:06

I'm gay, but I'm like you don't save

3:08

money. You don't have fucking money. It's annoying

3:10

I know, I don't know where I do

3:12

that, but the florals are sending in the home.

3:14

I want to stage it like a little hotel.

3:16

I got all new bedding. Not new bed.

3:18

Well, that's very nice to you, that's cute.

3:20

So I want him to feel comfortable and

3:22

then I have to get a non-slip map

3:25

because he said he almost killed himself in

3:27

my shower and you know Poppy's just type

3:29

that'll sue me if she fell in your house. Would

3:31

you, would you like bitch, you're not get in

3:33

shit, get out of shit, get out of shit, get

3:35

out of shit, get out of hair. Would you

3:37

take her? Would you take her for

3:40

everything she's worth in court? Yeah, and

3:42

then I would lock her in the

3:44

basement and like with the chain. You

3:46

imagine? You're not going

3:48

anywhere. Yeah, probably would

3:51

definitely try to sue. And so then

3:53

I had to fill the house at food

3:55

and get all like, oh, I said, what

3:57

are old people like? He's 70 years

3:59

old. I know. I got yogurt's,

4:01

I feel, I don't, I never

4:03

owned a yogurt in my life,

4:05

but I think that's something

4:08

like old people would eat,

4:10

right? I like yogurt's. I know,

4:12

but do you like, what are

4:14

like 70 year old men eat? Like

4:16

so I got like, I got like

4:18

toast, I got, I got milk,

4:21

bread, and eggs, because I know

4:23

like, like people like that's something

4:26

old people like. Yeah,

4:29

nuts and that but I also got

4:31

vodka and gin and wine and all

4:33

that So how long how long does Poppy

4:35

have to see there until Monday?

4:37

What's today? Friday? What's that bad?

4:40

It's a little a little vacay

4:42

in the city. It's a two little

4:44

weekend So I'm very cute, but I

4:46

do have the nanny cam just in

4:48

case I have to spy on him

4:50

imagine he brings a woman over and

4:52

makes love on the couch while I'm

4:55

in front of my in front of

4:57

my nanny camp Ew, you probably

4:59

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It's happening! It's happening! With

5:03

New Year's resolutions, many of us

5:05

will make a vow to eat healthier and

5:08

that's a good thing. But what

5:10

about our beloved pets and their

5:12

nutrition? Greetings naturopathic Dr. Dennis Blackier

5:15

and I'm on a mission to

5:17

provide better nutrition for cats and

5:19

dogs because truthfully... All pet food

5:22

is dead food, which is why

5:24

we created rough greens and meow

5:26

greens in the first place. We

5:28

bring their food back to life

5:31

with live vitamins, minerals, probiotics, enzymes,

5:33

omega oils, antioxidants, and so much

5:35

more. All in a tasty formula

5:37

that your dog and cat will love.

5:40

You can improve your pet's coat, digestion,

5:42

energy, and have less vet bills. Let

5:44

2025 bring a new year and a

5:47

new pet. Get a jumpstart trial bag

5:49

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6:01

your pedal last

6:03

for it by name

6:05

But yeah my flight

6:07

is a little bit

6:10

my but I fucked

6:12

up thing last night

6:14

we did so Bay and

6:16

I did um oh

6:18

my cossay last night.

6:21

Do you know what?

6:23

Oh my cossay is

6:25

spooky? Is that?

6:28

Asiagra You make two guesses.

6:30

Um, drugs? Close. No, it's

6:32

not sure. Um, gummies. No,

6:34

it's a curated sushi

6:36

experience where like the chef,

6:38

the sushi chef makes whatever he

6:40

just suggests. So I, I went

6:43

to the sushi place yesterday, the

6:45

Korean market, and I got all

6:47

amazing fish, like all this like

6:49

fresh fish for, sushi. And I

6:51

got sushi. I bought, of course,

6:54

I bought a whole set of

6:56

China. plates and dishes and little

6:58

bowls for the Ademame and little

7:00

bowls of Miso soup and little

7:03

bowls for the sushi and little

7:05

bowls for the ginger salad and

7:07

all the stuff and I made we

7:09

had a nice little at home create

7:12

your sushi night together and it was

7:14

such a cute little bonding thing like

7:16

I would make a little roll and like

7:18

a little thing and then I torched

7:20

wagoo it was the whole thing and

7:22

um so we did that last night.

7:24

Very cute. Well I remember because

7:27

I was like half asleep because

7:29

like I'm really trying to rust off

7:31

this cold with Joey texting me with

7:33

a bottle of wine in his

7:35

hand with wiggles because he got kicked

7:37

out he got kicked out of his room.

7:39

I kicked out of the bedroom because Billy

7:41

was like fucking so like he was so

7:43

mad at me like. because I was drinking

7:45

wine. I was like, he's like, we're gonna

7:48

be drinking for the next four days in

7:50

New Orleans. Like, what do you have to drink

7:52

tonight? I said, that's so weird because he's so much

7:54

younger than you, you would think he'd be like, yeah,

7:56

that's right. I know, so I mean, he's responsible on.

7:58

I didn't get fucked up, but I did. have, it

8:00

ends up having a, I post probably three

8:02

bottles, if I had to write something down,

8:05

because like one and then, it was like

8:07

one bottle over after three bottles. It was

8:09

like one bottle and two half bottles, but

8:11

then, so it was three bottles, but they

8:13

weren't full. Anyway, I feel fine to them,

8:16

I wasn't fucked up, and I wasn't being

8:18

belligerent or screaming that I know of. I

8:20

mean, who knows? I'm trying to do with

8:22

your... your feminine cycle? Yes, no. I knew

8:25

it. It's feminine. So I've been sick for

8:27

like two weeks and it started, I think

8:29

it started like last week or whatever, and

8:31

then I had to go to AC for

8:33

Givana's cheer comp and then I said everybody

8:36

was sick there. So then like my body

8:38

started to hurt when I came home. So

8:40

like I was in bed for like two

8:42

days, like sick after AC of her competition.

8:45

And then. I get out of the shower

8:47

and I'm looking at my armpit and there's

8:49

like a rash around my armpit and it's

8:51

itchy. I'm like, what the fuck is this?

8:53

So I'm googling and it's like, oh, did

8:56

you just put children? Do you have a

8:58

grown hair? I'm like, no, no, bitch. I'm

9:00

like, no, like I didn't switch like any

9:02

products. Like I have a yeast infection in

9:05

my armpits. Wait. Rich, bitch, I feel, I

9:07

feel like a bag of decks, I feel

9:09

disgusting, like trash, so. I looked up all

9:11

the pictures to see what it looks like

9:13

when people have the yeast infection in their

9:16

armpits. It's like around the armpit and it

9:18

looked exactly like mine and I'm like, oh

9:20

my god, like I feel disgusting. I feel

9:22

like I'm dirty. I'm like, oh my god,

9:25

how did this happen? So I called my

9:27

doctor. He's like, your immune system's down. So

9:29

like, you're just, you're a hot mess. So

9:31

he told me to get the cream that

9:33

you would get to insert in your badge.

9:36

No, it's something else, but I had to,

9:38

I got the cream and I'm creamy it

9:40

on my armpit. Like, what is this? What

9:42

is happening to me? Is there, what does,

9:45

what does a yeast effect mean? Does that

9:47

mean there's like, there's like, there's like white,

9:49

what yeast effect sounds like, like white powder,

9:51

like flour. No, that's like no, so use

9:53

infection in your badge is like cottage cheese,

9:56

disgusting. I never really get those unless I'm

9:58

like really sick, but instead I got it

10:00

in my armpit and it looks like it

10:02

looks like your psoriasis around my Yeah, around

10:05

my um, around my armpit. Just one armpit

10:07

or both? Both. That's weird. So weird. I

10:09

didn't even know that was a thing. So

10:11

I'm treating myself for that and I didn't

10:13

even tell Giani because I'm so embarrassed. He's

10:16

probably going to think I'm like disgusting. So

10:18

I like I had to I had to

10:20

like hide the cream. I was like, please

10:22

don't look at this. Imagine like you just

10:25

had sex and then he goes in the

10:27

bathroom and finds him and then he throws

10:29

up in the sink because he thinks he

10:31

ever used infection. No, I mean, yeah, well,

10:33

he's known I've had it before and he's

10:36

like, oh, girls are so gross or so

10:38

gross. I'm like, I know, I hate being

10:40

a like, I hate being a girl, I

10:42

hate being a girl. I hate being a

10:45

girl. I hate being a girl. I hate

10:47

being a girl. I hate being a girl.

10:49

But yeah, that is my truth of the

10:51

week. Ladies do not say a word because

10:54

it's very embarrassing. But if you have dealt

10:56

with this before, who knew it was a

10:58

fucking thing and does it go away? I

11:00

have to say, so I took a shower

11:02

last night, I put the cream on, and

11:05

now this morning, it's not so red and

11:07

dry. So it's not really red anymore, but

11:09

I could still see it. Now it kind

11:11

of looks like a bruise. So I'm just

11:14

gonna keep. you know applying the yeast infection

11:16

cream until it goes away. I hope it

11:18

I hope it I hope it goes away

11:20

before our freaking puppy's birthday and our live

11:22

show because I'm not going anywhere. I'm not

11:25

going to go anywhere. I well thank you

11:27

for being so vulnerable and sharing your truth.

11:29

I know I feel I feel like you

11:31

go through shit. What's disgusting that's happening to

11:34

you? My feet. are fucking, they're like, they're,

11:36

they're, they're, they're, they're, like, so scaly and,

11:38

like, crusty and disgusting. But thank God, I

11:40

am going, you get a petty freak? I'm

11:42

going to the risk Carlton, I'm getting one.

11:45

Okay. Yeah, Meant, Lear's coming, Lear's coming, so

11:47

Lear's coming this weekend, so it's gonna be

11:49

a fun little couple's weekend. That's for my

11:51

friend Marty, Marty's, Marty, Marty, Marty, Then he

11:54

got fired. Oh, I remember him with the

11:56

wife? Yes, the wife. He came to with

11:58

us to Atlantic City. That's him that's getting

12:00

married? Him and the lady, they're getting married.

12:02

Oh, I love him. I like him. Remember

12:05

they came and they, I think they ate

12:07

magic mushrooms in our dressing room where Fox

12:09

was, we were somewhere away on vacation, like

12:11

on a show, we had a show at

12:14

a casino. Yeah it might have been Foxwoods.

12:16

Maybe. But yeah so they're getting married in

12:18

New Orleans and now you know what I'm

12:20

excited about today because I think they do

12:22

I mean unless we get run out hopefully

12:25

we don't get run over but the um

12:27

and also got arrested families we're not being

12:29

we're not joking about that it's a horrible

12:31

thing but you know how they go from

12:34

the wedding and they do a thing called

12:36

like a. I call it a hot girl

12:38

walk, but they all like go down with

12:40

a band that goes like a, do do,

12:42

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

12:45

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

12:47

do, do, do, do, like, like, you all

12:49

like doing a march, the whole wedding part

12:51

like walks from the church to the church

12:54

to the wedding, in the middle of the

12:56

street drinking, in the middle of the street

12:58

drinking and like, you know, the whole, the

13:00

whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the

13:02

whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the

13:05

whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the

13:07

whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the

13:09

whole, the whole, the whole weekend, Then Tamar

13:11

Lear is gonna, Leah and I are gonna

13:14

get spa treatments and then we're gonna go

13:16

to like up like a brunch before the

13:18

wedding and like a little tipsy and then

13:20

I'm gonna go home and we're gonna do

13:22

glam and then we're gonna go to the

13:25

Kiki wedding. It's black tie, which I'm so

13:27

excited because I love wearing a tuxedo. But

13:29

I was saying is it, is it rude?

13:31

I did it at your wedding so I

13:34

know it's not, maybe it was rude. What

13:36

I want to wear a white. tell me.

13:38

I want to wear a white tuxedo jacket.

13:40

Is that a new? I don't think, because

13:42

I know for a bride it's like you're

13:45

not supposed to wear white, you're not definitely

13:47

not supposed to wear white, but I think

13:49

for the groom I don't know, is it

13:51

like weird? I'm not going to wear a

13:54

groom, I don't know, is it like weird?

13:56

I'm not going to wear, I'm not going

13:58

to wear a groom, I don't know, just

14:00

in case you're my best friend. Yeah, I'm

14:02

not trying to upstate the bride. I'm not

14:05

like that. I mean, if a girl wore

14:07

like a white dress, I'd be like, girl,

14:09

you know, it's so rude. But you're my

14:11

best friend, I don't care. Yeah. But I'm

14:14

excited for, you know, for a little turn

14:16

up, and then I get back, and then

14:18

it's full on event mode the next following

14:20

weeks. We have a big party for Poppy,

14:22

but he doesn't know about it. And I

14:25

don't think he lists it. And I don't

14:27

think he lists this to this to this

14:29

to this to the like this to the

14:31

like this to the like a white. I

14:34

like a white dress. I like a white

14:36

dress. Ew, England. Ew, are you from Jerusalem?

14:38

What is that? I-94? Let's get up, I

14:40

have to make coffee. Oh, wait, can I

14:42

tell you, I'm going through a scandal right

14:45

now at my home, in the home? The

14:47

big day, after I staged the whole house,

14:49

and I had everything in the flowers, and

14:51

I got that whole house clean, clean leaves,

14:54

just here, the fucking sink, and the kitchen

14:56

is broken. Yeah, it's annoying. It's clogged up,

14:58

it looks like two, it looks like two,

15:00

two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

15:02

two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

15:05

two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

15:07

two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

15:09

two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

15:11

two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

15:14

two, two, two, Oh yeah, it looked like

15:16

throw up in dire ears. I don't know

15:18

what the fuck happened, like, you know what

15:20

happened was? I let Billy try to clean

15:22

up last night with dinner and then all

15:25

of a sudden this thing's broken. It's like,

15:27

I don't think, I went down the garbage

15:29

rolls, there's nothing, there's nothing, I went down

15:31

the garbage rolls, there's nothing in there, like,

15:34

there's nothing in there, like, there's nothing, I,

15:36

I went down the garbage rolls, there, like,

15:38

like, there, I physically, like, like, like, I

15:40

physically, like, I physically, like, like, like, I

15:42

physically, like, like, like, like, like, like, I

15:45

physically, like, like, I physically, like, like, like,

15:47

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

15:49

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

15:51

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

15:54

like, like No, I call task rabbit. But

15:56

like, I don't, I, like, you know, I

15:58

don't know if I'm going to get a

16:00

test rabbit. Because they're not real plumbers. So

16:02

like. you know, like, so something's really wrong.

16:05

I'm gonna have to like, you know, I'm

16:07

gonna have to move. Yep, you're gonna have

16:09

to burn the place down. Oh, you know,

16:11

oh my God, I just remember, I have

16:14

ice coffee in my fridge. Oh, I love

16:16

that. Wait, I love that when you don't

16:18

have a coffee and then you remember that

16:20

you have a coffee and you're like, oh

16:22

my God. Yes. Oh, bless me. With

16:28

New Year's resolutions, many of us will

16:30

make a vow to eat healthier and

16:32

that's a good thing. But what about

16:34

our beloved pets and their nutrition? Greetings

16:37

naturopathic Dr. Dennis Black here and I'm

16:39

on a mission to provide better nutrition

16:41

for cats and dogs because truthfully, all

16:43

pet food is dead food. Which is

16:46

why we created rough greens and meow

16:48

greens in the first place. We bring

16:50

their food back to life with live

16:52

vitamins, minerals, probiotics, enzymes, omega oils, antioxidants,

16:54

and so much more. All in a

16:57

tasty formula that your dog and cat

16:59

will love. You can improve your pet's

17:01

coat, digestion, energy, and have less vet

17:03

bills. Let 2025 bring a new year

17:06

and a new pet. Get a jumpstart

17:08

trial bag normally $20. Get 100% discount

17:10

with promo code best friend. You discover

17:12

the shipping. Bring your pet's food back

17:14

to life with rough greens. So good,

17:17

your pet will ask for it by

17:19

name. First bitch, so she came in

17:21

first place and if you guys don't

17:23

share you get it, but she got

17:26

a paid bid. Well, she already got

17:28

a paid bid. What's a paid bid

17:30

mean? A paid bid means that you

17:32

go to the end of the year,

17:34

big competition for free. So they pay

17:37

for you to go. Oh, I thought

17:39

it was an influencer scam where she

17:41

got paid to an appearance. Oh, no,

17:43

I wish. I want her to be

17:46

a cheer celebrity. But yeah, so that's

17:48

the end of the month in May.

17:50

And then I did my Disney trip.

17:52

So I'm just so excited. We have

17:55

our next competitions in Oklahoma the week

17:57

after our big week with Poppy's birthday

17:59

and our live show. And then I

18:01

go to Dallas like for a week.

18:03

I want to go. I love Dallas

18:06

so much. It's so much fun. It's

18:08

like when I hear places. Yeah, so

18:10

I'm a busy beaver. I'm so excited

18:12

for all these trips. And if you

18:15

bitch just didn't get your tickets yet,

18:17

we still have tickets available for our

18:19

live show in Montville, New Jersey at

18:21

the home on theater. I'm on claim,

18:23

why don't I keep saying Momville? Oh

18:26

my god bitch, wait, I told you,

18:28

I forgot, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm

18:30

gonna, I got a hotel, and I

18:32

got a, I got a, I bought

18:35

a car. And you're dramatic. Well, because

18:37

I have to, we have to figure

18:39

out where we're going to go to

18:41

dinner after. Yes, we're going to figure

18:43

out where we're going to go to

18:46

dinner after. Yes, we're going to, we're

18:48

going to go to go to dinner

18:50

after dinner after dinner. The Crusaders, I'll,

18:52

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

18:55

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

18:57

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

18:59

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

19:01

I'll, I'll, I'll Posey. Wait, I love

19:03

it. Um, I'm going all over the

19:06

place today. I'm sorry. There's so much

19:08

going on. Did you see my house?

19:10

I got wigels. So the trainer came.

19:12

Did I tell you the trainer came?

19:15

To teach him. Yeah, and they yelled

19:17

at you. They yelled at you. They

19:19

yelled at me because I have like,

19:21

they said my apartment's too big. And

19:24

my dog's too bad. And you didn't

19:26

have a freaking for Rocky. I had

19:28

no idea that I needed a whole

19:30

whole apartment for him. I'm going to

19:32

start charging him rent. You should. Took

19:35

half my living room. Yeah. He's an

19:37

asshole. I had to build a fucking

19:39

house for him. So if you didn't

19:41

see my Instagram, go on my Instagram

19:44

now. Joey Camasta and look at my

19:46

thing and you can see what goes

19:48

apartment. I had some things like trains

19:50

I had I was leaving all the

19:52

doors open so he was able to

19:55

have free range of the house and

19:57

then he got a he got you

19:59

know he got cocky thinking he owns

20:01

the house and he can walk all

20:04

over me I said absolutely not exactly

20:06

young lady this is my house and

20:08

you'll do as icy fit so I

20:10

had to like I forgot I was

20:12

just I was just so back bitch

20:15

no but my trainer learned for me

20:17

he was like a trainer learned for

20:19

me he was like you know or

20:21

babies like this. I was so, I

20:24

was so, I felt so guilty when

20:26

I got him because I was like,

20:28

I feel like he, like I took

20:30

him away from his mom and his,

20:33

his, his, his brothers and sisters and

20:35

like, that he was never going to

20:37

see them again and like, and I

20:39

don't speak the language. I felt like,

20:41

I felt like I was, I felt

20:44

guilty like I had to like. make

20:46

it up to him so he's happy

20:48

I didn't like anything to make him

20:50

happy like anything so I was that's

20:53

that's the way I was living for

20:55

now but I can still make him

20:57

responsible so he's safer and like feels

20:59

I just want to be a good

21:01

boy you know my birthday I mean

21:04

I'm not gonna say I will say

21:06

it fuck it on my birthday and

21:08

I had three different birthday cakes that

21:10

I blew out every single time I

21:13

wished for for prosperity and good things

21:15

for my dog not for me like

21:17

I didn't wish anything for me or

21:19

my family or anything yeah that's when

21:21

you know you're a good parent because

21:24

it's all about the baby now no

21:26

it's seriously my wish is like I

21:28

just wish that he hoped that's literally

21:30

my wish every single day and right

21:33

it's always about my kids it's not

21:35

about me and then like god forbid

21:37

like I'm like I'm like god fucking

21:39

kill me I was like do not

21:42

do anything to my kids like just

21:44

end me like murder me like murder

21:46

me like murder me yes get me

21:48

out of here Yeah, like, end me

21:50

first. I just said, please let him,

21:53

I said, I said, my wish was,

21:55

please let him grow up to be

21:57

a smart, polite, sweet, healthy boy and

21:59

just let him be nice and and

22:02

kind and gentle. And I was like,

22:04

I hope you're real dead one day.

22:06

You know, what the fuck? Like for

22:08

an actual human moron. I know, but

22:10

I can't get for a baby. You

22:13

know how it just $100,000 dollars. I'm

22:15

not having sex with a woman. You

22:17

have to have sex with a woman.

22:19

How much is it to have? Think

22:22

I can knock up a crusader, the

22:24

old fashion, old fashion style, and just

22:26

in the payer and give her like,

22:28

give cards to the snooky shop and,

22:30

um. Yeah, but then our, our, our,

22:33

our, our, our, our, our, our, our,

22:35

our, our, our, our, the woman should

22:37

be, you know. She just got to

22:39

move to another country afterwards. I don't

22:42

want her anything to do with my

22:44

baby or try to touch her or

22:46

take her. Our Crusaders are wild. They'll

22:48

end up running away with the baby.

22:50

They'll steal with the baby. Yeah, I

22:53

would steal. That's why I don't know

22:55

how surrogates do it. God bless them

22:57

because so many people need them. And

22:59

they have such like an amazing job

23:02

and like what they're doing is so

23:04

freaking. I would be so devastated giving

23:06

the baby away even though it's not

23:08

my baby. You know what I mean?

23:11

I would be so attached. We fucking

23:13

with it mentally to be able to

23:15

do that. Like I don't know. I

23:17

know that we're mentally unhinged and we

23:19

are a hot fucking mess. That's definitely

23:22

not us. No, we're psychotic. Even people

23:24

that are like regular, I don't think

23:26

you do. It's a natural, fucking harm

23:28

owner or feeling or it's just human

23:31

nature. It's like that's what it is.

23:33

You can't deny it, so like it's

23:35

like you have to be such a

23:37

special type of strong to be able

23:39

to be so shot out. Let's let's

23:42

let's raise a glass to the to

23:44

all the to all the mothers, the

23:46

surrogates out there that are making miracles

23:48

for families that can't have children. And

23:51

especially in the gay and lesbian community.

23:53

Amen. One of the lesbians can have

23:55

them. Maybe I'll find a dike to

23:57

knock up. Hear you hear you. Do

23:59

you know any lesbians I can have

24:02

sex with? For free baby? Um... Yeah.

24:04

I feel like you like a lot

24:06

of lesbians. You know, I want the

24:08

baby, but I always say... always with

24:11

my credo that I talk about in

24:13

therapy at better help is when it's

24:15

like when you're gonna have a baby

24:17

like I feel like there's there's three

24:20

obstacles with me having a baby right

24:22

now it's it is first of my

24:24

age I'm 50 years old so like

24:26

my baby by the time I can

24:28

go to high school I'll be poppy's

24:31

age I'll be 70 yeah but I

24:33

feel like you're gonna live forever and

24:35

you have such a young soul that

24:37

I don't think it would even matter

24:40

okay so that's one thing a boogie

24:42

bitch and like I need that. So

24:44

I would have to be I would

24:46

want to be able to give my

24:48

kid anything they need and and have.

24:51

Oh you would buy the most ridiculous

24:53

thing like you would be like a

24:55

Walmart for the. No not for that

24:57

not for that just for schooling and

25:00

the right child care and like oh

25:02

yeah you'd be annoying and like all

25:04

the things I I say I would

25:06

say and I compare myself to Andy

25:08

Cohen if I become Andy Cohen rich

25:11

I think I could. I'm never going

25:13

to be Jeff Baso's rich. I'm never

25:15

going to be like Brad Pitt rich,

25:17

but like I think like how rich

25:20

is Andy Cohen? I'm not not crazy

25:22

rich probably probably worth a few like

25:24

I don't know. No, I feel like

25:26

he's a really rich. A little net

25:29

worth. Andy Cohen. I feel like he's

25:31

he owns your richer than him I

25:33

think. No, I'm not. Oh, you have

25:35

three. He's rich rich. He owns freaking

25:37

house-wise. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

25:40

I do. I want to find out

25:42

after I say my statement. I think

25:44

I could be, if I was Andy

25:46

Cohen rich, I feel like he's like

25:49

the kind of rich where it's like

25:51

attainable. I, you know, and that's like,

25:53

that's where I can see myself. I

25:55

mean, I definitely see myself being faced,

25:57

but I don't see myself being like

26:00

Jeff Basos or like, oh God. How

26:02

much do you think Andy Cohen's worth?

26:04

I mean, yeah, that's the goal. How

26:06

do I get $50 million? You have

26:09

to keep hustle. and keep being an

26:11

influencer. It's happening! Oh my God, speaking

26:13

of influencer, I, am I the only

26:15

one that thinks TikTok is not gonna

26:17

be banned? I don't think it's either

26:20

and I'm annoyed by it because I

26:22

hate TikTok. No, I actually love TikTok.

26:24

That's where I watch all my conspiracies

26:26

and I'm on TikTok now, like, listening

26:29

to, like, all the aliens and stuff

26:31

like that. Supposedly, and this is what

26:33

I saw in the news, don't yell

26:35

at me, but Trump doesn't want to

26:37

get rid of TikTok. And what I

26:40

just read this morning was the Biden

26:42

administration was going to leave it up

26:44

to Trump to deal with TikTok, and

26:46

he wants to keep it. What, what,

26:49

everyone has their thing and what they

26:51

do. And what he does, all politics

26:53

aside and all the crazy stuff about

26:55

him aside, he is a very, very

26:58

smart and successful businessman. And that's, that's,

27:00

this is a business deal. This is

27:02

an international business deal. That's where he

27:04

built his whole fucking career on. And

27:06

that's why he's so successful in what

27:09

he's doing. That this is something, this

27:11

is a perfect situation that he should

27:13

be handling. get the, you know, I

27:15

don't know what the scandal is about

27:18

what is about money. I don't know

27:20

what, why they don't want to talk

27:22

here, but whatever the scandal is, whatever

27:24

they're freaking out about is like, can

27:26

be fixed easily with a smart, smart

27:29

business deal. Yeah, I agree with that.

27:31

I agree. I agree with that. I

27:33

agree. I agree. I'm not choosing sides

27:35

or paul. I know he's very taboo

27:38

subject, everyone hates him and he does,

27:40

you know, you know, crazy things and

27:42

horrible things and horrible, aren't for everyone,

27:44

aren't for everyone, whatever, whatever, but it.

27:46

When it comes down to the nuts,

27:49

to the, to the, to the nooks

27:51

and crannies, Mama. Oh, you are disgusting.

27:53

First of Formos. We stop talking. Um,

27:55

so yeah, I don't think it's gonna

27:58

get bad, but we will see. and

28:00

like a day. But then I also

28:02

wanted to talk about how Barbie, so

28:04

it was Leah's birthday yesterday,

28:06

Leah, the famous singer, the

28:08

beautiful singer that I was

28:10

obsessed with growing up. She

28:12

died in a tragic clean

28:14

crash that everyone's saying, Jay-Z

28:16

and Beyonce made happen. Who fucking

28:19

knows? See, this is what I see

28:21

on Tik-talk. But anyway, it was her

28:23

birthday, so Barbie ended up doing an

28:26

Alija doll. Bich, it sold out in

28:28

like an hour. I want the only

28:30

adult in my office. And then, so

28:32

I ended up following Barbie on

28:34

Instagram and I'd DM them and

28:36

I'm like, excuse me, when is your

28:38

restock happening for Alia? Because I didn't

28:41

see it till late last night. So

28:43

I missed the whole fucking thing. I

28:45

didn't even like see any of the

28:47

previews of this happening. I'm so annoying

28:49

because I love Alita so much. So,

28:52

hopefully they'll do a restock, but at

28:54

eBay and they're selling for $300 $300.

28:56

You know, are always trying to

28:58

get money off a dead person. Yeah,

29:00

like bitch, I am not buying

29:02

$300 for a Barbie. But I mean,

29:04

if they don't do re-stocks, I

29:07

might... Just Selena? Like, I

29:09

really want the Selena doll. Does

29:11

Selena get a Barbie? That's what

29:13

I'm saying, bitch. Are you reading

29:15

my mind? So in the DM,

29:17

I was like, let me know when

29:19

the restock is like, like,

29:21

this is amazing. That would

29:23

be I mean that that would be I

29:26

think that's a they got to prepare for

29:28

that type of that type of I mean the

29:30

Leo is fat is fabulous and she's

29:32

is I'm not messing over their honor,

29:34

but oh no Salina would lean a

29:37

number Salina Salina would sell out in

29:39

two minutes Yeah, there would be wars

29:41

created just to get it people would

29:43

be wilding out in the streets.

29:46

Oh, that's when I'll pay like a thousand

29:48

dollars for a doll wait, did that

29:50

woman get out of prison yet?

29:52

No, she's supposed to and

29:54

she's going to die, but

29:56

was killing her. She's going

29:58

to get clipped. She's definitely

30:00

going to get clapped. She's

30:03

going to get jumped when she

30:05

walks out. Stop. By the Mexican

30:08

mafia. Do you know any

30:10

Mexican mafia members? Yeah, my

30:12

brothers. Oh my God, so I miss

30:14

them. I haven't passed this thing yet

30:16

and I'm leaving in like two hours.

30:18

Well, yeah, you got it. Get your

30:20

shit going. I don't want to

30:23

bring anything. I'm just going to

30:25

bring my tuxedo. and ride it

30:27

out from there. I can fashion that

30:29

to all different looks. Very

30:32

nice, very nice. We saw our live

30:34

show. Oh my God. Yes, we want you

30:36

guys to come. There's tickets still

30:38

available. Me and Joey, I think

30:40

we're going to go when you get

30:43

back. We're going to go on TikTok

30:45

Live if it's still there. Or Instagram

30:47

if it's not there. And we're going

30:50

to plan our show on the live.

30:52

Because we need to like figure out

30:54

our segments and stuff like that because

30:57

we like to do different things for

30:59

each show. Um, you know what's wrong with you,

31:01

spooks? What? And I thought about when I

31:03

was drunk last night texting you. Oh, that's

31:05

when you get the best ideas by

31:07

the way. When you're like, when you're

31:09

like buzzed on wine, you get the

31:12

best fucking ideas. Everyone, if you're like

31:14

manifesting things for like your life, your

31:16

life, your business, drink, drink like a

31:18

bottle and a bottle and a bottle

31:20

and half of wine. I'm going to

31:23

smoke a cigarette. I'm sure

31:25

you will this week out. No, I know.

31:27

Oh, no, I know. You're disgusting.

31:29

What was it going to tell

31:32

you? What was it going to

31:34

tell you? What was it going to

31:36

tell you? I'm talking about

31:38

getting drunk and

31:40

manifesting. Oh, yeah. So... A segment

31:43

idea. I think we should do

31:45

a thing called... I'm going to think

31:47

of a... I have to think of

31:49

it. It's called... That's something

31:51

with you. Yeah, I mean, no, it's gonna

31:53

be like text messaging. It's gonna

31:56

segment where like, it's like, like, like,

31:58

um, is over called text to me. Text

32:00

me is like, you know, that's a segment. Anyway,

32:02

we're gonna go through our message like

32:04

our text messages and find like the

32:06

craziest screen grabs of a text message

32:08

and then we have to explain what

32:10

was going on during the message like last night

32:12

when I said I got thrown out of the

32:15

bedroom for drinking three bottles of wine I was

32:17

on the couch like that. So we'll pull that

32:19

up and then we'll tell the story what

32:21

happened like or like maybe we can go back.

32:23

But you have our thread for like ten years

32:25

for like ten years. read bad things about us.

32:27

Oh well yeah she goes through my phone so

32:30

like if there's like bad things like I

32:32

have to delete. You're talking about smoking

32:34

cigarettes or something she's gonna know

32:36

yeah because she's like mom yeah she'll kill

32:38

me. So I know so I but I keep them all

32:40

but like you know times like when like you lost

32:42

the wall like you like the time stamp is like

32:44

this was oh my god yes we have to do

32:46

the wall or 30 a.m and she says what the where

32:48

the fuck am I and you send me

32:50

a picture like you go through like the

32:53

all our crazy text that's just put them

32:55

up and do storytelling I think that would

32:57

be a fun segment the Crusaders will love it

32:59

oh bitch is gonna be so funny I know like

33:01

or a crazy like a picture like you know like you

33:03

know like you know like you something like a

33:05

bra on the floor and like like you

33:07

know you know well it happened again like

33:09

what happened again I think you need to work

33:12

on this on the plane I know oh my god pretend

33:14

pretend you're on a business trip

33:16

and then you like open your

33:18

laptop and you start doing work but then

33:20

they look over in this picture of spooky

33:22

passed out of my couch drunk literally

33:25

wait wait are you in first class yes I

33:27

know there anymore and I don't know

33:29

that's what you should spend money on when

33:31

you know you're making good money on You spend

33:33

it on nice things when you travel. Of course.

33:35

I bought Billy first class too. But the thing is,

33:38

this is a scandal, girls. Crusaders, what would you

33:40

do in this situation? Doesn't have anything to do

33:42

with first class. Has to do with like seating.

33:44

So the only two seats left in first class

33:46

were one in front of the other on the

33:48

window. So like seat one and seat two window window.

33:50

So I got to ask my name, I don't mean

33:53

Billy asked, but like, one of us has to ask

33:55

to ask the neighbor, ask the neighbor, to ask the neighbor,

33:57

to ask the neighbor, do you mind, do you mind, do

33:59

you mind. the aisle for a reason they must love the aisle

34:01

so no one's gonna want to switch to a window do you know

34:03

what you mean yeah yeah I mean you can always ask but

34:05

probably not you know what he said he will get the

34:07

aisles while the aisles yeah you know what he said he's

34:09

like he doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't the aisles yeah you know what

34:12

he said he's like he doesn't doesn't doesn't matter Iles yeah you say

34:14

it doesn't matter Iles yeah you say it doesn't doesn't doesn't Iles yeah

34:16

it doesn't Iles Iles yeah Iles Iles Iles he said I was I

34:18

he said I he said I don't I he said I he said

34:20

I don't I he said I don't I he said I don't I

34:22

he said I he said I he said I he said I don't

34:24

I he said I don't I he said I don't I he said I he

34:26

said I don't I he said I he said I he said I he said I he

34:28

said I he said I he said I Staring out the

34:31

window like trying to avoid me. It's

34:33

like no thank you So what I

34:35

my plan is I want to get to

34:37

the gate early and go to the lady

34:39

and hopefully she's nice and Kiki and

34:42

I'm like hopefully she's a crusader

34:44

and she'll be like bitch I got yes

34:46

So I'm like bitch listen so I'm like

34:48

bitch listen I need to sit with my

34:50

man. See I love that I'm in a

34:53

pinch or I need help real quick and

34:55

I go to like the person that's in

34:57

charge and they're like I'm like

34:59

Wherever the fuck we were, we

35:02

went up to that woman who

35:04

was on our lunch break and

35:06

attacked her. We were trying to

35:08

get to our Philly show or

35:10

to one of our shows. Oh my

35:12

god, the airport. Yes. What was

35:14

her name again? Wendy. Oh

35:17

no, Turkisha, Star-Kisha. Yes. She

35:19

was like, bitch, I got

35:21

you. I'm like, oh my God, thank

35:23

you so much because we almost

35:25

missed our flight for our

35:28

live show. Oh my. So I am so

35:30

excited. I haven't been like binge drinking because

35:32

I'm really trying to lose weight and get

35:34

back to my fit self. But I am

35:36

so excited to let loose with you Crusaders

35:38

at our live show. So get your tickets.

35:40

Linking Bios, swipe. I'll get January

35:42

26th. Sunday joining 26th. Well Mont Theater,

35:45

Montclair, New Jersey. I'm not trying to cross

35:47

term up, but Montclair, New Jersey is a

35:49

beautiful town. And if you want to go

35:51

to the original envy by Melissa Gorger, that's

35:54

where her store is. So you can go

35:56

back there and throw a brick through the

35:58

window and then come to our show. store anymore.

36:01

Oh, never mind. No, she closed it.

36:03

She's in Huntington with me. Oh,

36:05

so I said she had two. No, no, her

36:07

other store, she moved, she moved somewhere

36:09

else, not right bag, somewhere else.

36:11

Whatever, get tickets to the show

36:13

now, Wilmot Theater.com, we're

36:16

going to be giveaways, we're going

36:18

to be doing, contests, audience participation,

36:20

wiggles will be there, Bay is

36:22

opening, he's going to be opening

36:25

for us, he's doing a comedy

36:27

skit. He's doing a little stand-up

36:29

and he's also... Wait, is Poppy coming?

36:32

Yeah, it's Poppy, of course he's coming,

36:34

that thirst trap. Yeah. Did I

36:36

show you last time I had

36:38

an out-of-bat podcast? He went on the

36:40

stage, he left my dress. Oh my

36:42

God, he went on the stage and

36:44

waved to everyone. I put his hands in

36:47

the air, like he was like, he

36:49

was like, he was like, he was

36:51

fucking share. I was like, like a

36:53

standing ovation. So yeah, of course she'll

36:55

be there. She's gonna try to,

36:57

she's gonna try to, she's gonna

37:00

try to rush to stage. Should we

37:02

have him put him, uh, put in

37:04

handcuffs if he's, he's trying to,

37:06

he's trying to, he's trying to,

37:09

he's trying to handcuff him

37:11

to the chair. Yeah, wiggles will

37:13

be there. Your father's wedding, I'm

37:15

throwing, I'm throwing, is gonna. I'm

37:18

never going to find out

37:20

to recover from this. No,

37:22

yeah, Joey needs money and

37:24

he spends it on unnecessary

37:26

things. Can I have your

37:28

portion of the show just

37:30

so I can get back into a

37:33

good place? No. Okay. Okay. Just

37:35

one. I just wanted to. I'm

37:37

a cheer mom. I'm spending all

37:39

this fucking money. They don't

37:41

pay for her to go fly? No

37:44

psycho. You have to pay? Joey. But

37:46

do they make money? Did you

37:48

guys pay them? Um, yeah, it's like

37:50

thousands and thousands of dollars. Oh,

37:52

so the cheer school doesn't win,

37:55

doesn't like earn money if the, if

37:57

the, if their, if their team wins

37:59

stuff. It's not like, it's

38:01

not like, there's no interworkings

38:04

of like finances for. No, it's

38:06

just like, it helps, it pays

38:08

for like travel or like the competition

38:11

fee. But like, no, it's like dance.

38:13

Cheer moms have to pay. Is it Jews,

38:16

like, it's like dancing school, like

38:18

how often? Yes. You pay fees, you pay for

38:20

the uniforms, you pay for extra classes. her year

38:22

for the travel you pay for hotel you literally

38:24

pay everything but just to work at this just

38:27

to be a student at the school is it

38:29

like a yearly fee that's a tuition or is it like every month

38:31

you pay or is it a quarterly how does it yeah it's like

38:33

a tuition for the how does yeah it's like a tuition for the

38:35

season I don't I don't want to rat your school out particularly but

38:37

like what is it what every that's what every that's what every I

38:39

don't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't I

38:41

didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean

38:43

rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I

38:45

didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean

38:47

rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I

38:50

didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean

38:52

rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I didn't mean rat I

38:54

Like what are the prices ranging for

38:56

to just to be part of

38:58

that association like the range from

39:00

like a thousand dollars a year

39:02

to five thousand dollars a year

39:04

like what's a range I have

39:06

no idea I would I have no we I

39:08

wouldn't even know where to begin how

39:11

much if you're doing competitive

39:13

here like to Yvonne it's easily like

39:15

eight grand a year eight to ten

39:17

grand a year oh my god literally

39:20

so no I'm not giving you my fees

39:22

No, I know I know that. I'm just saying

39:24

I had no idea what it would cost

39:26

a cheer like a mom's I you know

39:28

and I thought I thought it was like

39:31

real sports. I thought it was like

39:33

it is a real sport you freak.

39:35

No, I mean like fucking NFL

39:37

or something that that the team

39:39

gets money from like they make

39:42

from all the I didn't know how it

39:44

worked. I didn't know how to spell

39:46

monetarily if I had to.

39:48

Me neither. Well. Right, this has been

39:50

lovely. We love you guys so much.

39:52

You have to get to packing. And

39:54

I have to do a local podcast to

39:56

talk about our live show. Right, that's

39:59

fucking rude. me and Nicole are on

40:01

a press show promoting our thing and they didn't

40:03

want me they said Joey get out of the

40:05

shot. When I was so excited like Joey's

40:07

trying to like reach out to friends and

40:10

you press for us for our live show

40:12

and like our podcast whatever and they were

40:14

like our podcast whatever and they were like

40:16

our podcast whatever and they were like

40:18

cool and then they were like okay but just

40:20

Nicole I think so we're gonna do this I'm

40:23

reaching out to this outlet to this outlet to

40:25

do this is so they all this this this this

40:27

is this is this is Joey You know, honestly,

40:29

I don't have time this

40:31

morning anyway, because I have

40:34

my 70-year-old father coming over

40:36

to babysit, and there's a

40:38

clock sink, so. No, this is

40:40

just a local one, just so

40:42

all of our locals know about

40:44

it. Hmm. You're going to

40:46

stand outside the Kings with a

40:48

can, a shaking a can. Yeah, news

40:51

12, I'll be outside. My six is

40:53

got to get, I think it smells

40:55

like a sewer and... Love and light,

40:57

be safe, be kind to each other,

41:00

enroll your kid in cheer, get

41:02

to Selena Barbie, and if

41:04

you have a yeast infection

41:06

and you wanna call the

41:09

crisis line, call 1-800-spooky-shop.com

41:11

and- Yes, we can

41:14

talk about- Scream all over

41:16

your armpits, goodbye. So long.