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show. I

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I'm the wicked witch of the West.

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I hated that show. hated that show.

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Welcome to the show, everyone. Happy new Happy New

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Year's Psycho Pass. I don't

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understand it. Was understand it. fake

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the whole time? the whole time?

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idiot. You're an idiot. the show

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Welcome to the show, everyone. Snoopy

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It's happening with a new year, It's

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the new year, bitches. a little under the

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weather. I'm a little under the

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weather. That's why a sound like

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a frog. But it's fine.

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Everything's going great. going 2025 is

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already a shit show. a shit show. My

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God. Welcome, bitches. I haven't seen haven't seen

1:04

you since. our Christmas party at the

1:06

house. the house. it's I know, it's

1:08

like, where do we start? Because we

1:10

haven't seen haven't seen our like two weeks.

1:12

for, like, two weeks. been a

1:14

menu, it's a minute, it's been since last

1:16

year. Where do we Let's begin with

1:18

my main shelving. with my, if

1:20

my shelving. Oh my God. So this

1:23

is what I I spent. $3,500 on

1:25

on everyone. Two shelves that

1:27

I could that with

1:29

metallic and made. Two shelves

1:32

down for it. I love them. It it really,

1:34

it really is. Let's hide the home together. Yeah,

1:36

it's fucking amazing. Like, congratulations. Like

1:38

Thank you. Wiggles is here. Thank

1:41

you. go! is school

1:44

tomorrow. starts school tomorrow. Hi

1:46

Wiggles! Happy Shraims. He's

1:49

been He's been pissing all over the house. the

1:51

house. So I have oh my yeah, he needs he needs

1:53

to get out. He needs to go somewhere. Well, I Well,

1:55

I tried to walk and won't he's just run He's like tries to

1:57

to run off the and he wiggles

1:59

all around. So I finally hired a trainer

2:01

that's coming tomorrow. Thank God. But like

2:03

I don't know like how long of

2:05

training session needs. I want him to

2:08

like take him away from me and

2:10

just come bring him back like fixed.

2:12

Like I don't know. Some places do

2:14

that. I mean I don't I know

2:16

I have to like 90% of the

2:18

train is like me learning how to

2:20

do shit and like and behavioral but

2:22

at the same time it's like I

2:25

want to throw money at the problem.

2:27

No, a lot of people did that

2:29

with their dogs and then they come

2:31

back and they'll literally like train like

2:33

cop dogs. Okay, well I need to

2:35

do that. So I don't know if

2:37

that guy's doing what so he comes

2:39

over tomorrow and I guess we're working

2:42

for like for two hours together or

2:44

something with Wiggles, one on one on

2:46

one at the other, but I think

2:48

it's just like a first initial thing

2:50

where they get to like meet the

2:52

dog and figure out what his problems

2:54

are, and then the training starts, but

2:56

it's like. Does your house smell like

2:59

pee though? No, you know why? That

3:01

is the worst. No, because I had

3:03

to have the cleaners come. I had

3:05

cheese cleaners come. He did my whole

3:07

carpet, my whole couch, my bedroom carpet,

3:09

my curtains, everything. If you ever need

3:11

anything, cheese cleaners. And thank God. Were

3:13

you an influencer with this? Was it

3:16

free? No, I paid for it. Wow,

3:18

look at you in 2025. And the

3:20

best. thing is this spray again. They

3:22

sell this spray. If you have pets,

3:24

this spray, it's the cheese, same or

3:26

over, it's from the cheese cleaners. They

3:28

use this, I just had to perform

3:30

a call going on, the dog pissed

3:33

on the carpet again. This has like

3:35

enzymes and it eliminates all the smells.

3:37

I'm using this all over the house.

3:39

He pisses everywhere and spraying, so thank

3:41

God that house doesn't spray, but if

3:43

you can order an ordinary order or

3:45

this cheese cleaners, and you're in any

3:47

area, any area, I think. Shout out

3:50

to cheese cleaners. Thank you for cleaning.

3:52

And Wiggles is now here pissing all

3:54

of everything. Love it. Well, I see

3:56

you took your, all your Christmas decorations

3:58

down. You were over it. Are you,

4:00

is yours down? No, I feel like

4:02

I'm going to do it Monday. It's

4:04

a lot of work. Can I, behind

4:07

this couch? There's two body bags full

4:09

with a tree in it and like

4:11

all the cartilage, all the shit. But

4:13

it's like, it's a little bit of

4:15

the size of a mid-sized sedan. And

4:17

I have to bring it up to

4:19

a storage unit, but I don't, it's

4:21

like such a fucking program of a

4:23

project. I just want to drag it

4:26

down stairs, put it downstairs, put it,

4:28

put it down, put it down, put

4:30

it down, put it down, put it,

4:32

put it, put it, put it, put

4:34

it, put it, put it on, put

4:36

it on to do it on to

4:38

do it on to do it on

4:40

to do it on to do it

4:43

on to do it on it on

4:45

the, on the, on the, on a

4:47

do it on a do it on

4:49

a do it on a do it

4:51

on a do it on a do

4:53

it on a do it on Can

4:55

I store it in your house? If

4:57

I, if I, if I, if I

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don't over your house on my tree,

5:02

will you put in your garage? I

5:04

have no room, bitch. I don't even

5:06

have room for all my shit. Open

5:08

the door and drag it out. Yes,

5:10

I'm going to do that Monday, but

5:12

I don't know if you guys saw

5:14

me and Joe, we had a nice,

5:17

like, girls brunch with my girlfriend, we

5:19

had Okelcom, and it's definitely going to

5:21

be like a tradition to be like

5:23

a tradition now. I want to do

5:25

that every single year after the holidays

5:27

because you know after Christmas and everything

5:29

you get like depressed and then like

5:31

you're waiting for New Year's and just

5:34

like a blah moment you don't know

5:36

what day it is you're disgusting um

5:38

you're just like a slob so I

5:40

want to do that every single year

5:42

where do we go to again so

5:44

it was so beautiful we have lunch

5:46

at 11 yeah rose marries We had

5:48

brunch at 11 and then we were

5:51

done by like 1230 we went to

5:53

Joey's house and we all got our

5:55

Christmas pajamas and like we played games

5:57

we listen to Christmas music. Oh it

5:59

was the best day ever. It is

6:01

and what I loved about is we

6:03

were degenerates like blackout degenerates but we

6:05

were in bed like by like 10

6:08

o'clock. Literally and then I woke up

6:10

and I was really fine because I

6:12

went home and I like chunk water

6:14

and this is my thing now I

6:16

only drank. Proseco and then I had

6:18

like a martini at that place. Yeah,

6:20

I guess Proseco doesn't give you hangovers

6:22

like is that is that new? Well,

6:25

good Proseco. I mean, if it's not

6:27

like sugary things more sugar and things

6:29

get you more hungover. So like it's

6:31

like a dry Proseco. Yeah, I don't

6:33

know what it was, but I woke

6:35

up and I didn't have like. anxiety

6:37

or I didn't feel like sick, but

6:39

I just felt like tired, but I

6:42

can function on tired. Yeah, psycho does

6:44

it? That'll do it every time. Wiggles?

6:46

So we have the best time. Rosemary

6:48

is, it's so freaking pretty. Next year,

6:50

I think every year we'll do something

6:52

different. Yeah. Because next year I was

6:54

like, okay, we're gonna make this like

6:56

a tradition, which I advise all you

6:58

crusaders to do with your girlfriends. It's

7:01

so freaking fun. So next year I

7:03

was like we'll do. We'll do brunch

7:05

and then we'll go to a Broadway

7:07

show and then we can go to

7:09

Joey's for a little bit. Yeah. We'll

7:11

go to the plaza to see where

7:13

I'm yeah. Now Mr. She's yes. See

7:15

the tree. We decided maybe we'll make

7:18

it like like a night like a

7:20

sleepover and we'll go to the plaza

7:22

and we'll get the sweet there. I'll

7:24

put on Joey's credit card and. It's

7:26

going to be so much fun. I

7:28

know. So I love our new tradition.

7:30

You have to spend the holidays with

7:32

your family and being locked in a

7:35

house with a little kids around. It's

7:37

good just to have a girl's day

7:39

and get back to reality a little

7:41

bit. No reality. Get back to California.

7:43

Normalcy with your friends. New Year's Eve

7:45

with a sham. I fell asleep. Do

7:47

you have bowling like normal? Yeah, I

7:49

went bowling for New Year's Eve and

7:52

then we went to my mother-in-in-law-law's after.

7:54

We watched a bowl drop there with

7:56

the kids and I had three dirty

7:58

martini's and I was just like done.

8:00

But I stayed up for the bowl.

8:02

I had martini's. I was with the

8:04

kids in Giani and it was like

8:06

a nice New Year's. Yeah. What did

8:09

you do? Me and Wiggles were in

8:11

bed by ourselves together. We fell asleep

8:13

beforehand. What is Sam? How boring. And

8:15

then like we woke up was probably

8:17

called me at like 12. 12.05 or

8:19

something. So I woke up but I

8:21

hate New Year's Eve. It's depressing. I

8:23

like it. Like not being out. Like

8:26

I definitely don't want to be out

8:28

like in a bar or a club

8:30

or like a big party. I just

8:32

want to. like be with family, just

8:34

like drinking my martini and then get

8:36

home and just freaking go to bed.

8:38

Yeah, I mean, I don't know where

8:40

you are. I mean, if you're like

8:43

a small town or something like you'll

8:45

get it around, but like in the

8:47

city, it's a fucking nightmare. Everything's like

8:49

crowds and mobs, fucking lines and expensive

8:51

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8:53

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8:55

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Better Help. So I was watching it

10:03

on the news, and everyone started standing

10:05

there at like 6 AM. and they

10:07

stand there obviously all day and they're

10:10

all night and they can't move so

10:12

it's just like how do you function

10:14

just standing there all day obviously you're

10:16

wearing a diaper because you can't like

10:18

pee and poop anywhere and just one

10:20

person had a toddler with them at

10:22

six o'clock in the morning holding a

10:24

baby the whole time like you're gonna

10:27

And then there's just like, and then

10:29

there's not. If you move your, if

10:31

you go to pee the bathroom, you

10:33

can't get your spot back because the

10:35

vultures are like all comfort. How close

10:37

to that ball you think you're going

10:39

to get? It's in the fucking ceiling.

10:41

It's like in the sky. It's like

10:44

you're not going to get like the

10:46

closer you are, like the better you

10:48

get. It's like there's no benefit of

10:50

being crowded up in there because every

10:52

view is the same fucking shit. Unless

10:54

you're like paying for like Lindsay Lohan's

10:56

performing. Is that where you go? I

10:58

mean, I guess, but it's not even

11:01

that exciting. It's just like a ball

11:03

moving slowly. Watch Andy Cohen, do key

11:05

bumps behind the monitor. It's like, no

11:07

thing. Yeah. I mean, maybe I would

11:09

go and watch that. So I watch

11:11

Andy and Wendy Cummings. Andy and, what's

11:13

his name, oh my, I wanted to

11:15

suck his dick. Oh, yes. There was

11:18

hysterical. and they were drunk obviously and

11:20

I just I love watching them I

11:22

think they're hysterical so there's such a

11:24

good time and you could see like

11:26

Andy getting like turned up and like

11:28

really drunk like Anderson Anderson like trying

11:30

to be the disclaimer like oh don't

11:32

try mushrooms at home like don't do

11:35

drugs kids because Andy was talking about

11:37

drugs yeah it was a good time

11:39

well so yeah happy new year bitches

11:41

2025 and um it's already shit show

11:43

I I have to say that I'm

11:45

excited about our live show in a

11:47

couple weeks. It's in Montclair. And I

11:49

feel like we could celebrate your birthday

11:52

because we didn't like go out. I

11:54

know you went out with Lear for

11:56

your birthday. Happy birthday. We go to

11:58

dinner after the show. Yeah, we'll figure

12:00

out where we can go out to

12:02

dinner. On clearance, great restaurants. Should we

12:04

go back to Cuban pizza? Remember when

12:06

we aren't there? We bring our own,

12:09

make your own San Greer? Yeah, I'm

12:11

down, wherever. We have to make it

12:13

a reservation though. No, we just announced

12:15

it. We can't go there now. Should

12:17

we go? Yeah, so I'm excited for

12:19

that. I think it's gonna be a

12:21

whole new stage show. I think it's

12:23

gonna be like one of the cozier

12:25

showsier showsier shows like, like, like, like,

12:28

the shows are never formal, the shows

12:30

are never formal, but. I think this

12:32

one's going to be like more like

12:34

you know just like finally just we

12:36

can be with our friends and family

12:38

again our crusaders. Well I like how

12:40

we have it on a show in

12:42

a minute so I'm excited for it

12:45

and also it's in Jersey so I

12:47

love how like it's literally right by

12:49

my house and I don't have to

12:51

like figure out you know like traveling

12:53

far and everything so I'm not I

12:55

don't have anxiety about that and I

12:57

love Montclair and Montclair beautiful. And it's

12:59

on a Sunday, bitches. So Sunday, fun

13:02

day, I really don't care if you

13:04

go to work home over, like figure

13:06

it out. Tickets are still available. And

13:08

I want to see you bitches out

13:10

there. Start your new year, right? With

13:12

us. Yeah. We're going to be doing

13:14

New Year's advice. We're going to be

13:16

doing New Year's advice. We're going to

13:19

be doing New Year's advice. And

13:21

it'll be who wiggles will be

13:24

there. Yeah, so bitches, it's January

13:26

6th, or January 26th, 8 p.m.

13:28

at the Wellmont Theater in Montclair.

13:30

Can Billy open for us? He

13:32

wants to do a stand-up set.

13:35

Yeah, Billy can open, and then

13:37

he'll announce us and we'll come

13:39

out. And it's gonna be a

13:41

fun time. So everybody go grab

13:44

your tickets. Yeah, please come to

13:46

our small small business. I have

13:48

a hair transplantment this year. Um,

13:52

I'm gonna get, I need to, I

13:54

have been, so Giovanni is a little

13:56

shit, she goes. I want like a

13:59

fit mom and I'm like, Yvonne, I

14:01

wasn't always like chubby. Like, I was

14:03

like showing her pictures like, look how

14:05

like Jack mommy was in the chest

14:07

and she was like, I won't want

14:10

me to be strong again. I'm like,

14:12

fine bitch. So she's really pushing me,

14:14

which like, I appreciate because I need

14:16

like a little push. So I need

14:18

like a little push. So I've been

14:21

the bros of chick-tock like all like

14:23

the like the 20 year old like

14:25

fitness models not fitness models like all

14:27

this the hot guys on chick-tock that

14:29

like do lives with their tops off

14:32

and how they're eating and I've learned

14:34

it by because I make I make

14:36

wiggles his own dog food because I

14:38

don't want to give him those that

14:40

like proclists canned food because I was

14:42

like think about like as a mother

14:45

that's a mother that's like giving your

14:47

kid a can of chef boy or

14:49

your gee every single day every single

14:51

day like with And it got me

14:53

thinking that's like a clean way of

14:56

eating because all he's eating is lean

14:58

protein and vegetables. So I was like,

15:00

I should, I took a hint from

15:02

Wiggle's dog food, also what all the

15:04

men are eating on the thing. It's

15:07

like, literally just like, like, lean ground

15:09

beef or ground turkey and some vegetables,

15:11

right? Right. Right. Right. Right. I have

15:13

no idea. I have no idea. Everyone.

15:15

Everyone. Everyone. Get a pen and write

15:18

this. ground meat for 480 calories and

15:20

like 60 grams of protein and like

15:22

all this like fiber. It is the

15:24

best thing ever. What you do is

15:26

take a pound of lean ground beef

15:28

of ground turkey, it's 99% fat-free, a

15:31

tie, one tablespoon of alve on the

15:33

bottom, you brown that, put a bag

15:35

of frozen spinach, sorry, a bag of

15:37

frozen broccoli in it, a handful of

15:39

fresh spinach, and then just salt and

15:42

this adobo powder, this like salt seasoning

15:44

powder. and it is my in a

15:46

brown cup of brown rice, a cup

15:48

of cooked brown rice or white rice

15:50

and altogether it is So satisfying I

15:53

eat it every day I make I

15:55

make I make I get two meals

15:57

out of it and I'm so full

15:59

and it's so delicious and the macros

16:01

are like perfect and it's just like

16:04

I'm on my kick and then my

16:06

gym's supposed to be I'm supposed to

16:08

be starting the gym Soon I'm still

16:10

waiting for it all to work out

16:12

but all right well send me that

16:15

recipe Oh, I definitely want to do

16:17

that because I love ground turkey And

16:19

I'm just like simple with that. I

16:21

just do ground turkey and then I

16:23

do a little shred of cheese and

16:25

that's it. So I love adding like

16:28

the veggies in it and the rice

16:30

because then that's like a full meal

16:32

and you're done. Yeah. So send me

16:34

that. I love that. Um, I am.

16:36

Fast thing is great. Are you fasting?

16:39

Yeah, I'm trying to, but my fastest,

16:41

I find I'm like, I don't, I'm

16:43

not hungry in the mornings anyway, so

16:45

I find I'm eating later. So like

16:47

my fast, like last night, I know

16:50

I, I don't want to break my

16:52

fast, but I had you. I was

16:54

getting very, like, hungry watching movies with

16:56

wiggles in the bed. So I was

16:58

like, I don't want to break my

17:01

fast, but I had you. I was

17:03

getting, I was a fucking, like I

17:05

could eat. Healthy it's just I don't

17:07

I'm a I need what it's called

17:09

the amount the volume queen a volume

17:12

queen like I like I want I

17:14

want to want to eat a lot

17:16

but like all these zero calories foods

17:18

like I can eat like I was

17:20

one spinach all day but it has

17:22

to be like a ton of spinach

17:25

like I don't have to eat bad

17:27

stuff but like I have a lot

17:29

of foods anyway I broke my fast

17:31

so if I stopped eating at 11

17:33

if I had blueberries just straight 11

17:36

when I started eating calories straight 11

17:38

when I started eating calories today when

17:40

I started eating calories today when I

17:42

I don't eat to like, I try

17:44

and go to like three. Sometimes if

17:47

I'm good, like I'll go to five.

17:49

And then I'll just have that one

17:51

meal and then that's it and then

17:53

like a shake if I get hungry.

17:55

But always, they want you to do

17:58

like a six hour fast. And.

18:00

Don't eat past seven. Seven. Yeah, don't

18:03

eat past seven. What if you eat like

18:05

you do your if you like you

18:07

do your the time or matter, it's like when

18:09

you're sleeping? Do you know what I Do you know what I mean? confused

18:11

by that. It's like, was like, if I, I,

18:13

if I I, what if I, what in the morning if

18:15

I, what like I, like, eating at like one in the

18:17

you're sleeping and it whatever you

18:20

time matter, or you can eat you're

18:22

sleeping at one, then you can eat the next

18:24

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19:34

my my GG Crackers. So So I was like, oh

19:36

my oh I really want my Gigi crackers Crackers,

19:38

because I I feel like you got me on

19:40

to them, Yes, you did. Did you? So they're fiber crackers

19:43

and it's just literally perfect for dieting. And you

19:45

can do so much with them, you can

19:47

make like pizzas and stuff with them, you

19:49

can make sandwiches, them, make so

19:51

many things. So I am obsessed when I'm

19:53

hungry and I and I just wanna have like

19:55

a quick meal before my meal meal.

19:57

I'll do my do my crackers with the

19:59

sauce the sauce. and just looked it out

20:01

and I'll do four crackers. But I

20:03

went to go reorder my crackers. They're

20:05

sold out, bitch. And I didn't influence

20:07

your scam. And I ended up DMing,

20:10

TG crackers. And I'm like, bitch, where

20:12

do I get the GG crackers? I

20:14

usually get them bulk on Amazon, full

20:16

foods, sold out. All over. Everyone's on

20:18

diet. Everyone's on diet. Everywhere. And I

20:20

was like, is there somewhere I can

20:23

get the cheese you crackers? Because because

20:25

they're sold you know, because they're sold

20:27

you know when. you know we have

20:29

more because they're sold out everywhere. So

20:31

thank God I went into my pantry

20:33

and I realize pants right and I

20:35

realize I had three of the packages

20:38

left. So I'm like oh thank God

20:40

so this will hold me over until

20:42

I don't have any more. But teacher

20:44

crackers you guys have to try it

20:46

out. You know what you do crackers

20:48

are, they're fiber crackers. So good. Fiber

20:51

when you eat lots of fiber it

20:53

basically cancels out the carbohydrates that you

20:55

eat. and it flushes all and it

20:57

like absorbs like a sponge and absorbs

20:59

calories and fat and like flushes out

21:01

of your body. These will make you

21:03

shit. It's like, it's like, you know,

21:06

you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna have

21:08

some heavy shits from it. But, and

21:10

that's what it does. And I've been

21:12

shitting. It cleans you out. It cleans

21:14

you. It's like, it's, it's, it, it's,

21:16

it's, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it's,

21:19

it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it,

21:21

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

21:23

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

21:25

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

21:27

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

21:29

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

21:31

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

21:34

So you just you can put anything

21:36

on them, you're supposed to eat them,

21:38

you know, you're supposed to have like

21:40

at least four or I think eight

21:42

crackers a day. Oh shit. You're allowed

21:44

to do it twice. You're supposed to

21:46

do it before lunch and then I

21:49

only have four crackers. Well, you don't

21:51

need, because you're only eating the one

21:53

meal. So you're supposed to eat them

21:55

four meals. So you eat less. It

21:57

keeps you so full and yeah you

21:59

can top them with anything you want.

22:02

Oh it's so yummy the pizza. It

22:04

takes like cardboard but like the thing

22:06

is no yeah you guys have to

22:08

get used to it like when I

22:10

first tried it and I did the

22:12

pizza I was like this is there's

22:14

no taste this is vile taste like

22:17

freaking paper but then you get used

22:19

to it and then you realize that

22:21

you're actually doing good for your body

22:23

so in your head it's like like

22:25

oh my god this is amazing so

22:27

once you start getting used to the

22:30

pizzas oh it's I I'm doing it

22:32

after this I cannot wait I'm sorry

22:34

you feel like you feel like you're

22:36

being so bad but it's like you

22:38

know this I'm actually losing me by

22:40

eating I know I feel naughty but

22:42

I'm really like eating so good it's

22:45

a perfect especially for if you're after

22:47

you're in good all day and you

22:49

don't want to fuck your whole thing

22:51

up it's literally the best shout out

22:53

geezeez crackers Scandinavian yeah But also like

22:55

get your shit together so we can

22:57

lose weight because you guys are out

23:00

of stock. So let's go. Let's talk

23:02

about, speaking of shit shows, 2020. It

23:04

is fucking, it hit the ground running.

23:06

Hit the ground running. Literally, I'm not

23:08

to no pun intended. The New Year's

23:10

Eve, it started, New Orleans, that truck,

23:13

the massacre. We are, we're living now

23:15

a bit, we are living in how

23:17

you all better fucking pray to the

23:19

Lord Bub because shit, shit is wilding

23:21

out. I'm going to New Orleans this

23:23

weekend. Why? My friend's work, my friend's

23:25

wedding. Okay, that's fine. Just be careful.

23:28

Wherever you go, it's like large crowds

23:30

now, like big events, football games, like

23:32

wherever you go, honestly, just like going

23:34

to the grocery store, watch your surroundings,

23:36

make sure you know, like I'm nervous

23:38

to like go out, go out now.

23:41

You know? The world's crazy. It started

23:43

off with that. It shouldn't pop off

23:45

anywhere. Started with that. Trucks are blowing

23:47

up in places. Aliens, freaking out. The

23:49

drones and aliens are happening. And then

23:51

the government's screwing us and now there's

23:53

fucking fires everywhere. Like, oh my God.

23:56

Now that's what I want to say.

23:58

Now, I mean, this is coming out

24:00

tomorrow. But like, as of right now,

24:02

it's like, the fires, our hearts go

24:04

out to everyone affected by these fires

24:06

in Los Angeles. You know you think

24:08

about like in a fires and everyone

24:11

thinks it's like in the mountains and

24:13

the woods are burning down. This is

24:15

not what's happening. This is like your

24:17

neighborhood, your elementary school that you went

24:19

to, your favorite restaurant. your parents' house,

24:21

the place you first got your first

24:24

haircut, like, it's literally hometown, it's neighborhoods,

24:26

houses, your high school, your grocery store,

24:28

your favorite coffee shop, like every, your

24:30

people's. Oh, I can't imagine. And so

24:32

everyone's thinking when they see on the

24:34

news, it looks like it's just, it

24:36

looks like the woods and the mountains.

24:39

No, these, these is people's entire lives.

24:41

I can't imagine. Yeah. Imagine like, Gigi's

24:43

school, like your hometown, like your school

24:45

you went to? No, I would beat

24:47

that statement. Your mom's house, like, the

24:49

stuff that's so sad. Hospital you were

24:52

born in, like, everything, it's just taken

24:54

away from you in a second. I

24:56

cannot fucking believe this. And the scary

24:58

thing is, like, we know so many

25:00

people over there, like, we know so

25:02

many people over there, like, what's happening.

25:04

And then. It's also sad for us

25:07

because I feel like we always go

25:09

there for work. So it's not just

25:11

like somewhere we don't know where it

25:13

is. It's like West Hollywood is like

25:15

on fire right now. That's where we

25:17

always stay. Like is our Leslie home?

25:19

Like okay. I hope so sad. Like

25:22

everything is just destroyed. It looks like

25:24

a freaking war zone. Everyone's losing their

25:26

homes. And you know all these comments.

25:28

Like the comments are discussing. This is

25:30

why I hate the human race. They're

25:32

like, like, money doesn't mean they should

25:35

have, they should have, they should. Yeah,

25:37

like, like, all these celebrities, like, going

25:39

on, you know, their social media is

25:41

crying, they lost their homes and everyone's

25:43

like, oh, whatever, we don't care about

25:45

you, you guys are rich, you can

25:47

get another home. That's not the point.

25:50

They could have fucking died. And they

25:52

lived in that house for years, like,

25:54

for example. families. Yeah, like Heidi and

25:56

Spencer lost their home, so I'm watching

25:58

them so freaking sad, the memories of

26:00

like having, you know, their children, like

26:03

grow up in the house, all the

26:05

memories, and it's just gone, and they

26:07

could only like grab a couple things.

26:09

Like it doesn't, I'm not looking at

26:11

it as like money in their celebrities,

26:13

it's just like their human beings and

26:15

they have memories there like yes it's

26:18

going to be easier for them to

26:20

get back on their feet. But just

26:22

in general it's just really fucking sad

26:24

to see everyone just lose their entire

26:26

their entire life their entire house and

26:28

belongings don't matter but just like the

26:31

memories and everything it's just so sad.

26:33

I can't imagine. It's you know it's

26:35

it does set on the surface where

26:37

you hear it's like oh my god

26:39

my house everyone's house is burning burning

26:41

down. You can pay for getting another

26:43

house. It's not that's like so much

26:46

more detriment than you can actually think

26:48

about because think about the amount of

26:50

people who lost their homes and there's

26:52

only so much insurance money that can

26:54

cover everything at one time There's only

26:56

so many people at one time. There's

26:58

only so many factors that can build

27:01

back communities It's like it's this isn't

27:03

they're not going to get their houses

27:05

back or back on their feet for

27:07

five to ten years. It's not speaking.

27:09

Like the fire clauses and a lot

27:11

of people a week prior. So it's

27:14

like what? Is that inside a tree?

27:16

Like how do these fires start? I

27:18

just, you know, I'm a conspiracy theorist.

27:20

I think of like, I look at

27:22

all the angles and I'm like, okay,

27:24

that could be true, that could be

27:26

true. Especially in 2025, fucking drones, aliens,

27:29

World War III. Like, I'm ready for

27:31

anything and I kind of like. I

27:33

believe like whatever, like I feel like

27:35

anything can happen at this point. I'm

27:37

just... So I feel awful. I hope

27:39

the fires are still freaking going on.

27:42

So they have no water in LA,

27:44

no water. The freaking guy ended up

27:46

giving a lot of money and like

27:48

the water to save the fish. Somewhere.

27:50

It's just a mess. It's a mess

27:52

over there. So freaking sad. And yeah,

27:54

it's a shit show. All right, mamas,

27:57

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29:38

watch the Golden Globes? No, but I,

29:40

um, I was like keeping up to

29:42

date with that on social media. Um,

29:44

tell me about it. Oh, I gotta

29:46

get the video up. Okay, wait, so

29:48

Nikki Glacier, she, I am, I am

29:51

so proud of her. So, obviously, she

29:53

hosted the MTV Awards when we were

29:55

there and I was wasted and she

29:57

was. like doing her roasts about us

29:59

and I like yelled at her but

30:01

I ended up calling her and I

30:04

was like bitch I'm so sorry like

30:06

Dren came whatever but like she has

30:08

freaking killed it since then like she's

30:10

doing all these roasts like being like

30:12

the funniest person ever and then now

30:14

she's hosting the Golden Globes like bitch

30:16

get your fucking bag like you're killing

30:19

it well she was not she's a

30:21

bunch of podcasts saying like that um

30:23

You know, did you think that the

30:25

roast is the Tom Brady roast you

30:27

just did was why you got the

30:29

the the Golden Globe? She was absolutely,

30:31

she did this like tight set was

30:34

like so good. If you haven't seen

30:36

any, Google the Nickleisure roast. So good.

30:38

It's like the best five minutes of

30:40

comedy I've ever seen in my life.

30:42

She nailed every single joke too. Yeah,

30:44

so I think she did a perfect

30:47

job of hosting because, you know, a

30:49

lot of times they are. too political

30:51

or too like they're making jokes that

30:53

aren't funny and like people are getting

30:55

offended. I think all around, all around

30:57

she just kind of hit every nail

30:59

on the head and just blew it

31:02

out of the park and I'm just

31:04

so inspired by her. I text her.

31:06

I love her. I think she's a

31:08

mate. You texted her? Yeah, and said

31:10

how proud I was in her. Did

31:12

you hear a message? She sounded like

31:15

a 90-year-old woman on the red carpet

31:17

and a lot of people are coming

31:19

to her bench saying she has lupus.

31:21

I Google to have lupus. I think

31:23

she was on Quayludes. Really? Or on

31:25

something or maybe she's trying to... Oh

31:27

her lupus don't have to take like

31:30

pain meds or something to like manage

31:32

the pain because I know it's very

31:34

painful. Okay. Well now you make you

31:36

look like a jerk like a jerk?

31:38

Well that's what I've read and I

31:40

feel bad. And I feel like she

31:42

was like trying to act normal, but

31:45

like I don't I don't think she's

31:47

an addict. I think she's just a

31:49

lot of pain. I think she's in

31:51

pain and she's trying to function. I

31:53

guess maybe her hair was too tight.

31:55

But also her voice did change. Yes,

31:58

it's like more like nasally, because she

32:00

always had like a voice like that,

32:02

but I think that's from Lucas too.

32:04

I feel bad for her. I think

32:06

she looked beautiful. I thought she would,

32:08

she looked like a princess and she

32:10

was with her man and they looked

32:13

very happy. Happy. Aren't you Mother Teresa?

32:15

Well, I like her. I don't want

32:17

to, I don't think anything bad about

32:19

her. I love her. I love her.

32:21

I don't think anything bad about her

32:23

at her. I love her. I love

32:26

her. Is she from Wizard of Waverly

32:28

Place? Yeah, she was a Disney icon

32:30

and then she's a singer. She's literally

32:32

everything. I love Selena Gomez, so... Look

32:34

at what goes behind me? What else?

32:36

Get down from there! I'm having a

32:38

mom moment, like... Do you ever do

32:41

this as a mom? Are you ever

32:43

like watching a show and something happens

32:45

like in a movie like a middle

32:47

of the night? Get out of here.

32:49

The middle of the night and like

32:51

the kids are all safe, but you're

32:54

watching a movie and something like emotional

32:56

happens with the kids like you know

32:58

a kid gets hurt or like it

33:00

looks sad or upset or something? Do

33:02

you ever like go into like and

33:04

grabs the scene just squeezes her and

33:06

really like crazy? Well like thinking she's

33:09

gonna die? I don't know, I just

33:11

like, I've been watching, I was like

33:13

watching Tiktaks of like, like this like,

33:15

raccoon that was getting rescued, like, and

33:17

sad, and like, and like, had no

33:19

mom was like, oh, and I was

33:21

like, I had to like, go find

33:24

Wiggles and grab him and like, and

33:26

hold him. Oh my god all the

33:28

time, and I always did that, we're

33:30

Rocky, because for some reason I like

33:32

to torture myself on Tiktak, and watch

33:34

people give their dogs chocolate right before

33:37

they're before they're put before they're put

33:39

to like, like, like, like, like, like,

33:41

like, Oh my god, I don't know

33:43

why I do that to myself. I

33:45

enjoy it. I do the same with,

33:47

um, I love crying. I do the

33:49

same thing with the military come home

33:52

surprise videos. Oh my god. They haven't

33:54

seen their dad in two years and

33:56

then it taps the back and they

33:58

start fucking losing it. Yeah. And then

34:00

also the color blind glasses reveals when

34:02

people are are calling for

34:04

life. So when the the kids the

34:06

the stepdad to be adopted. Oh

34:09

yeah. Oh. I mean, I just like watching sentimental

34:11

I just like watching I hope things. doesn't why

34:13

I hope TikTok doesn't get banned the conspiracy

34:16

shit, they have all the conspiracy all which

34:18

like I love watching all the aliens

34:20

and everything. And then also all the sad

34:22

stuff, like I like going on TikTok

34:24

and crying. and crying. Like am

34:26

I going to do? to do? They're

34:30

are here. are They're coming to get you. coming to

34:32

get you. Oh God, you're crazy. you're crazy.

34:34

All All right, so let's talk about, about, because

34:36

I just have to get the kids, but

34:38

I wanna make sure like I want about everything. sure

34:40

like we talk I wanted to

34:42

talk about I wanted at Jersey about the

34:44

housewife at Jersey Mikes. I was

34:46

I was just about to make that up too. up too.

34:48

I you ever meet her? her? No, I I don't know

34:51

who that is, that and I'm not giving her giving her,

34:53

um. Any and he prays at this point. point.

34:55

know, I don't know her, I still, I

34:57

only know her but this I only know her from watched like

34:59

thing I've ever watched it first came out back in

35:01

the day. I watched it only, I first came out have

35:03

to in it's like, no, so like and I've out Teresa

35:05

and Melissa, tie I but that's the only Two

35:07

Housewives I know. And that's the only thing

35:09

hanging out in the day, like when it first

35:11

came out. So I haven't seen all the

35:13

new two hanging but I guess it's a new

35:15

girl that's on the show. that's the I feel

35:17

like she's been on for a while know and that's

35:20

I've seen memes of her like feel like her face

35:22

is like, like. I feel feel like she's been on it

35:24

for a little bit. Okay, I've seen her. before

35:26

like drunk like drunk bathing suit like pouring water

35:28

like she or getting carried out. I think

35:30

she was like drunk somewhere. I think she's

35:32

like a she was like drunk I know. I think she's really

35:34

like a phone up a all? I don't know.

35:36

I don't not complaining about. really, I don't so

35:39

if you don't know, she was at I

35:41

don't really, I don't which I love know. Which I'm

35:43

not complaining about. What's your choice, what's

35:45

foremost? you like, I I get

35:47

and foremost? with the hot

35:49

pepper spread on it,

35:51

Mike's with extra vinegar, spread on it,

35:53

Mike's way, to it. and

35:56

I add so to it. And I, so I, so I

35:58

getting the Italian. the Italian

36:00

option but in a bowl. So it's

36:02

literally lettuce and the meat on top

36:04

and then I get extra pickles and

36:07

I get extra dressing. It's literally just

36:09

like an a pasta salad. So good.

36:11

And the bread there and just how

36:13

they slice the meat fresh right right

36:15

before they put it on your sandwich.

36:17

That is the superior fast food. So

36:19

can you imagine going in there thinking

36:22

who you are? Like do you know

36:24

I am? I'm a celebrity. If I

36:26

ever did that, even like drunk, if

36:28

I ever did that, punch me in

36:30

the fucking face. No, you would never.

36:32

Oh, that is such a turn off.

36:35

Yeah, so as she was getting through,

36:37

New Year's Day, she was grew to

36:39

the employees at. She posted it. She

36:41

posted it. She posted it. She posted

36:43

it to the employees at. And she

36:45

posted it. She posted it. She posted

36:47

it. She posted it. She was working

36:50

on New Year's Day. Imagine having. Especially

36:52

to like an older person. Right. I

36:54

guess challenged her in the background and

36:56

started, because she was like, she was

36:58

like, I apparently, I don't know, she

37:00

was acting up at the counter, I

37:03

don't know what she was doing, like

37:05

asking. I couldn't even watch the full

37:07

video because I got so annoyed. I

37:09

got so annoyed. I was like, I

37:11

got so annoyed. I was like, oh

37:13

my God, shut up. But yeah, she's

37:15

getting a lot of backlash now and

37:18

they're saying they're canceling a lot of

37:20

appearances. recording people like at work. Without

37:22

their consent. Like literally I, if I'm

37:24

never ever getting my face with a

37:26

fucking phone, when I'm belittling service workers

37:28

at the Whole Foods and you want

37:30

to take it and record me, your

37:33

phone's getting snatched and smashed on the

37:35

ground too, your next bitch. Keep your

37:37

fucking phone for that. What do you

37:39

think that's going to prove, you pussy?

37:41

Yeah, I don't know why she did

37:43

that. That was like an awful move

37:46

and she thought everybody was going to

37:48

be on her side like no girl

37:50

So she ended up posting it whatever

37:52

she's getting back last she didn't cancel

37:54

from all these appearances and then I

37:56

just saw talk she was like doing

37:58

a podcast or an interview talking about

38:01

the situation and instead of just being

38:03

like I fucked up like I'm an

38:05

ass home sorry like taking accountability she

38:07

was saying why she was acting that

38:09

way it's like bitch you didn't know

38:11

you it made it even worse so

38:14

um how embarrassing well she's canceled by

38:16

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Taylor Todd our number one fan that

40:18

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40:20

shows and the girl that goes in

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the audience and holds the mics for

40:25

us and like does all her work

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Taylor Todd our number one fan? Oh

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of our live shows she travels all

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candle company I have one here. That's

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her candle company I have one here.

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That's her candle company I have one.

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That's her candle company I have one.

40:44

That's her candle company I need new

40:46

candles. So I need new candles. like

40:48

kind of shore kind of smells that

40:51

could bring you back into like homey

40:53

cozy vibes and they smell so good

40:55

so we could try to trap Plum

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Island candles they smell so good I

40:59

also I said I'm sending a related

41:01

Christmas gift because your gift didn't come

41:03

in time but bitch I mean I

41:06

got spooky a life-size replica of the

41:08

Titanic that is a air diffuser so

41:10

you fill it up with water and

41:12

essential oils and then the the chew

41:14

chews of the of the boat go

41:16

through and it puffs up. I can't

41:19

wait. I'm gonna put it in my

41:21

office because I'm I'm deep cleaning right

41:23

now. I call Got junk yesterday through

41:25

every fucking thing out. Through everything out.

41:27

Like this is what I do every

41:29

single year. I feel like after the

41:31

holidays I just want my house to

41:34

be clean. Like I just chalk everything.

41:36

It has got junk work. I want

41:38

it. Well it's like, it's like, pricey.

41:40

It's like Christmas tree away. No, this

41:42

is throwing it out. Oh, yeah, so

41:44

I'm gonna rearrange my my office next

41:46

and I'm putting it in my office

41:49

and I cannot wait if you guys

41:51

know me you know I love freaking

41:53

Titanic one of my best movies ever

41:55

and I was like Joey because he

41:57

sent it to me and I'm like

41:59

Joey just get that for me for

42:02

Christmas yeah I can't wait in the

42:04

Atlanta Atlanta they have that museum with

42:06

like replica of the movies like it

42:08

has a real set I know they

42:10

had it in the city I had

42:12

no idea I had no idea it

42:14

was like a pop up and I

42:17

like cool I missed it and then

42:19

there's a really big one in Tennessee

42:21

so I This is like my dream.

42:23

You will live in Tennessee. My store!

42:25

Yeah, why don't we go to your

42:27

store and then go to the museum?

42:30

I know, we gotta figure it out.

42:32

So many things to do in the

42:34

new year, you know? I'm ready for

42:36

a full spring cleaning war. Like, I

42:38

don't know what's wrong with this. There's

42:40

probably a disorder that we have that

42:42

we are so dependent and so like,

42:45

like... full-on about like seasons and holidays

42:47

and turning things off and on like

42:49

you know after Chris like after the

42:51

Christmas is done like we want to

42:53

there's like there's no like time to

42:55

like man like like like marinate like

42:57

I'm ready for spring like I am

43:00

getting my Easter shit out like immediately

43:02

like what what is wrong with us

43:04

like Christmas is just ending by like

43:06

now I'm literally like ready like I'm

43:08

gonna get like pink flowers and I

43:10

want to start like cooking with like

43:13

I know and like getting like something

43:15

like I think it's something to do

43:17

and something like to look forward to.

43:19

So like, you know, it's it's Valentine's

43:21

Day. So I'm like, I'm gonna, I

43:23

already decorated to see room with like

43:25

hearts and everything and I got our

43:28

heart sweaters. So excited. But I think

43:30

it's like we want, we enjoy like

43:32

decorating and it. And it makes us

43:34

feel cozy and fun. And also I

43:36

think we're afraid of things ending. We

43:38

have the fear of the like things

43:41

ending. So like once Chris is answered

43:43

we have, we have, we have, we

43:45

have, we have, we have, we have,

43:47

we have, we have, we have, we

43:49

have, we have, we have, we have,

43:51

we have, we have, we have, we

43:53

have, we have, we have, we have,

43:56

we, we have, we have, we have,

43:58

we have, we have, we have, we

44:00

have, we have, we, we have, we

44:02

have, we, we, we have, we have,

44:04

we have, we Honestly, this year didn't

44:06

even feel like Christmas. The holidays felt

44:08

awful. Did it feel like that for

44:11

everyone? I really tried to enjoy it.

44:13

and like make it magical for the

44:15

kids. But like I'm like, Christmas Day,

44:17

I'm like, it doesn't even fucking feel

44:19

like Christmas. Yeah. Christmas, well, I think

44:21

I think it's aliens, the aliens mess

44:24

something up. I don't know. But like,

44:26

I'm like the ones, you know, they

44:28

say like, oh, it's too early for

44:30

all this stuff. Like, I was in

44:32

the dollar store the other day, applying

44:34

for a job. They are was a

44:36

woman like getting angry and complaining she

44:39

was like trying to start a fight

44:41

because there's Easter stuff out But like

44:43

I'm all about oh, please I hate

44:45

when everyone's like there's already Christmas stuff

44:47

out in like September I'm like yeah,

44:49

bitch like are you bitch like are

44:52

you bitch like are you screwed are

44:54

you screwing? No like I'm like that's

44:56

what I want this Christmas tree out

44:58

of my house so I'm gonna turn

45:00

my candles all over to the new

45:02

Plum Island ones and make them my

45:04

house smell like I'm ready for Cosey.

45:07

Cosey. I'm planning a huge event for

45:09

Poppy's birthday. Poppy, I hope you're not

45:11

listening. Turn it off now if you

45:13

are. Yeah, Poppy, get out of here.

45:15

Otherwise, you're not going to heaven. Mommy,

45:17

we'll never see Mommy again at the

45:19

gate. I was telling Mommy to get

45:22

away from the gate, which is waiting

45:24

for you. So I've been working with

45:26

all these different vendors. Yeah, you're an

45:28

event planner. If everything falls through for

45:30

you, you can definitely do that. Oh

45:32

no, 100%. Especially if there's like, no,

45:35

and I try to do everything like,

45:37

you know, budget friendly and try to

45:39

do as many, many trades as they

45:41

can. Yeah. But it's still, you know,

45:43

it's still a whole thing, like, you

45:45

know, like, there's so much, it's compared

45:47

to like back in the day, like,

45:50

even your wedding, like, it was only

45:52

10 years ago, like, like, Fucking personalize

45:54

and like you know, now that you

45:56

have the internet and there's so many

45:58

companies and things you can like order

46:00

anything online and have it to your

46:03

door and however many dates you know

46:05

It's so much easier to like make

46:07

something special and like really personally So

46:09

yeah, I've been like doing all that,

46:11

you know, cookies and cakes and decor,

46:13

DJ's, lighting. Flowers? I'm not doing flowers.

46:15

Well, what's the centerpiece? It's gonna be...

46:18

Hobby, get out of here. It's gonna

46:20

be, um... So it's 70s, because he's

46:22

70s, so it's 70s disco. So I

46:24

need to dress like disco disco and

46:26

there's going to be they made a

46:28

VIP lounge like these like velvet like

46:30

chairs and all these So it's me

46:33

like lots of plants like lots of

46:35

like green plants and ferns and like

46:37

and Palm palms and like disco balls

46:39

everywhere. So it's gonna be like very

46:41

70s kind of like literally should be

46:43

our step for the live show They'll

46:46

give it to us. I'm sure we

46:48

might. I think that would be so

46:50

freaking. For the week and I'm sure

46:52

we'll keep it at your house though

46:54

over for the two days because it

46:56

was only one day in between parties

46:58

party in our show. Well maybe they

47:01

can maybe they can deliver it to

47:03

the theater and they can keep it

47:05

for a day. Yeah. I'll like I'll

47:07

DM them. Okay ladies. Spook and I

47:09

had to get to planning our live

47:11

show and I have to get to

47:14

get to planning our live show. I'm

47:16

happy to be back. Spooky and I

47:18

are going to hit 2025 strongly than

47:20

ever going to be doing it. We're

47:22

going to book a lot of live

47:24

shows and you know we want to

47:26

make this podcast really pop off 2025.

47:29

You know what? I feel like our

47:31

Crusaders have like always been there and

47:33

obviously they've known us you know since

47:35

day one with doing this. I mean

47:37

how many years have we been doing

47:39

our podcast? Almost 10. Where's that recognition?

47:41

I feel like they're always like when

47:44

they did the podcast awards like do

47:46

they know 17? I think 2017 we

47:48

started it. Like hello, we exist. So

47:50

I think this year we really need

47:52

to get our name out there because

47:54

everyone's like, oh, you have a podcast

47:57

with Joey? I'm like, where have you

47:59

been Oh my Well this year I

48:01

feel like we need to be up

48:03

years. Seven years

48:05

ago. Like we need Well,

48:07

this year, I feel like

48:09

we need to be up there

48:11

with friend. Tell a friend. Tell a friend. Tell a

48:13

needs to know about us.

48:15

Yeah, tell a friend. great Tell

48:18

a friend, tell a friend. Tell

48:20

a friend. get it was great

48:22

seeing you. for Everybody go get

48:24

your tickets for me and

48:26

Joey's in Montclair New Montclair, New Jersey,

48:28

the Month Theater. It's Sunday Fun Day,

48:30

so get ready to have fun.

48:32

so get we'll see you there,

48:34

bitches. All right,

48:36

so long. we'll see

48:39

you there, bitches. All right,

48:41

happening. long.