0:00

Hey guys, it is, it

0:03

is, it is, it's happening!

0:05

It's a turkey and Joey.

0:08

Prokomi, Ian. So nakomi! Good

0:10

evening. Happy Friday, everyone.

0:12

It's the first week

0:14

of spring here in the US.

0:17

Yeah, and we're so sorry that

0:19

we missed you last week.

0:22

Nicole was on a bender

0:24

and lost her. You were

0:26

on a bender. Drag Queen's.

0:28

Well I forgot, so we were

0:30

supposed to film Friday morning. What

0:32

was I doing Thursday? I forget. I

0:35

think I was filming. No. I forget

0:37

what I was doing. But I was like,

0:39

all right Joey, we'll just do it

0:41

in the morning. And then I totally

0:43

forgot that Joey flew to Vegas on

0:45

Thursday. So when I wanted to do

0:47

it at like 930 in the morning,

0:49

it was like 6 AM over there.

0:51

And I knew we went out the

0:53

night before. So I was like, fuck,

0:55

we're not going to get our

0:58

episode this week. So we apologize,

1:00

Crusaders. We were busy gals. And

1:02

Spooky was on, well, granted all our

1:04

weekends, but Spooky was also in

1:06

a gambling cave until all hours of

1:08

the day. Oh my god, I cannot.

1:11

And then I ended up getting a

1:13

freaking fever and flu. I had the

1:15

flu and I still feel like fucking

1:17

shit. Like I can't keep my eyes

1:19

open because they hurt. Like I don't

1:22

understand what's happening. I got the swine

1:24

flu in Atlantic City. Okay, that's where

1:26

we're going to have to show everyone.

1:28

Ladies, whatever time of day it is,

1:31

pour yourself a glass of messy mama.

1:33

I'm lower your panties and lock the

1:35

kids outside. This is not going to be

1:37

a great one. Well, Nicole, and I

1:40

swear to fucking God, how do people

1:42

have more than one kid? This kid

1:44

over the past two days cost me

1:46

nearly a thousand dollars and

1:48

nothing's fixed. He's still dying.

1:51

Wait, but did you get, you have

1:53

life insurance, right? Or, uh, okay. It

1:55

doesn't come off the top, you still

1:57

have to pay for it, and then

1:59

they'll... still will mail you like a

2:01

little bit back here. You'll get stuff back

2:03

if you have a lot. Rocky's insurance when

2:05

he went to the vet and almost died

2:08

from the grape I got literally $5,000 back.

2:10

Oh you did? And the bill was $6,000

2:12

yeah. I have I have the top tier

2:14

pet insurance I use fetch. That's what I

2:16

have. Yeah so if you got the best

2:18

one you're gonna yeah you'll get a lot

2:20

of money back but okay so So what

2:22

is happening? Like say like what happened in

2:24

the beginning and then now what's happening. Okay,

2:26

so I was ripped from my sleep. I

2:28

never heard this much for it. And for

2:30

her to use that's one of the both

2:33

words they use in the doctor's office while

2:35

I was being briefed by the physician. So

2:37

I was like, oh my God, he's choking

2:39

on something. He can't breathe. He's dying. I

2:41

joined you see PR. Do I just sat

2:43

there. It's okay. No, no. No, that was

2:45

not first time. That was not first time.

2:47

That was not first time. That was not

2:49

first time. That was not first time. That

2:51

was not first time. That was not first

2:53

time. That was not first time. That was

2:56

not first time. Oh, like after three doctors

2:58

appointments. So that happened and he had a

3:00

sniffling. So then I noticed he was sniffling

3:02

and having a stuff he knows like, and

3:04

he sounds like a snot-nosed kid, like, you

3:06

know, like in the middle of the night,

3:08

like his nose is fucking whistling loud as

3:10

hell, and he's like, he's like, his nose

3:12

is fucking whistling loud as hell, and he's

3:14

like, he's like, like, he's like, he has

3:16

a fucking, or upper respiratory infection infection, something

3:18

like that like that. So then he started

3:21

doing that in the middle of the night

3:23

heaving in the middle of the night, so

3:25

I was like, oh my god So I

3:27

call the doctor immediately. Thank God the place

3:29

by my house is open 24 hours a

3:31

day It's like a emergency room and my

3:33

doctor at the same time. It's like a

3:35

double double-flavored Yeah, so I call him right

3:37

I call up in a panic right away.

3:39

So they're like Telling me like oh, it's

3:41

probably you know this but you know definitely

3:44

come in as soon as you guys make

3:46

up in the morning But I was like

3:48

okay. So then I was just googling what's

3:50

going on with all the symptoms that tell

3:52

it says like he has got to be

3:54

in steam to like break up the mucus

3:56

So I literally hot boxed my shower with

3:58

central oils and it's four in the morning

4:00

I'm naked like crying and holding him back

4:02

and forth, it's okay, it's okay. And like

4:04

a fucking cloud, and Wiggle's just like looking

4:06

around like what the fuck is going on,

4:09

thinking he's in it, he's like on ecstasy

4:11

in a, in a, in a fucking, of

4:13

another dimension. He's like ripped from the bed,

4:15

and now he's in a cloud. So he's

4:17

trying to make him breathe for that, and

4:19

then I go to the doctor, and this

4:21

is really pissed me off, like, it's like,

4:23

You can't, I mean, I know, I know,

4:25

I think it can be like a million

4:27

different things, but it's like, there was like,

4:29

it could be, it could literally be a

4:31

million different things, we have to do so

4:34

many different things to narrow it down to

4:36

what it actually is. It's like, how fucking,

4:38

how many things can be wrong with the

4:40

fucking dog? Like, they want to be doing

4:42

x-rays, then they want to be this blood

4:44

work, and this, the x-rays are going to

4:46

be $500 per area, like his nose, and

4:48

then his nose, and then his chest, and

4:50

then his chest, fucking well i mean as

4:52

as as the mom i feel like you're

4:54

allowed to like say no like i don't

4:57

want to do all that like if you

4:59

see the cost and everything but like obviously

5:01

like me i'm just like run every fucking

5:03

test because no i can't i did i

5:05

originally did that that's what i have been

5:07

doing but i was like i really i

5:09

leave the place is fucking two thousand dollars

5:11

and nothing's fucking i know started getting smart

5:13

about it okay so Like this one thing,

5:15

like they try to fuck you there. That's

5:17

what I start acquiring my French. They try

5:19

to like, you know, it's a money grab.

5:22

I mean, they do care about your kid,

5:24

but it's like at the same time as

5:26

I feel like they're like taking advantage of

5:28

like things like, you know, because they want

5:30

to rule things up at the same time,

5:32

they have to make money, it's a business.

5:34

So like they're saying like, let's do this.

5:36

And so I think, well, do you think

5:38

it's, do you think there's, do you think

5:40

there's, do you think there's, there's, there's, there's,

5:42

there's, there's a fucking, a tracheal tube collapse

5:44

in his throat? Or do you think he's

5:47

just being dramatic? Like, you can't tell after

5:49

meeting millions of fucking dogs? Like, I understand,

5:51

like, for a scientific, but I just want

5:53

him to feel better. Like, I don't care

5:55

what it's... or what it is, but like

5:57

I'm not gonna like I don't want to

5:59

and also timing wise like he's just the

6:01

more the more we fucking wait to figure

6:03

out what the fuck it is the kid's

6:05

suffering and I feel bad that like he's

6:07

you know he's in pain and he's like

6:10

he's so all fucked up so like I

6:12

don't care what it is or how much

6:14

it costs but like time is of the

6:16

essence here's this I don't need to like

6:18

worry about taking some PCR just give me

6:20

the fucking medicine. Yeah. So I was so

6:22

annoyed. Not at the place, it's just the

6:24

process. I mean like one like it's like

6:26

it's just a lot to deal with and

6:28

then it's the pressure of it is 100%

6:30

fueled by your kid not feeling well and

6:32

it's like and you feel helpless like you

6:35

can't do anything and these people are the

6:37

only people who have the fucking answer and

6:39

you can fix it. All right so now

6:41

what they had you get the machine and

6:43

he has asthma or is the allergies? Oh

6:45

girl who fucking knows no one knows anything

6:47

so so so then what so they did

6:49

was that day they shot him up with

6:51

a steroid which is supposed to like fix

6:53

his like calm him down and like fix

6:55

it and he was like calm him down

6:58

and like fix it. Then he was like

7:00

sleepy from that and then he said start

7:02

giving him the Benadryl so I started getting

7:04

the Benadryl but of course this asshole he'll

7:06

go I'm like, oh good, he ate it

7:08

and he'll turn it around, he'll spit the

7:10

pink pill out. And I'm like, this fuck.

7:12

Then I tried shoving it down his throat

7:14

and he wasn't having that and then he

7:16

was like throwing it around. So then I

7:18

learned if you crush it up like drugs

7:20

and sprinkle it on a piece of turkey,

7:23

then he'll eat it. Oh yeah, yeah, you

7:25

got to crush it. So what I do,

7:27

because Rocky's actually smart when it comes to

7:29

like taking medication because he just hates everything.

7:31

until it's literally nothing and then I'll put

7:33

it in ham and then I'll roll the

7:35

ham up and then give it to him

7:37

and he has no idea. I do that

7:39

to myself sometimes. It's Xanax to put myself

7:41

down at night. I'll get a piece of

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9:19

and now he's like heaving like this all

9:21

morning like this all morning Again, like, like,

9:24

like, non-stop. And I was like, okay, let

9:26

me suddenly call them. I said, he's, now

9:28

when he sneezes, like, fucking, it's not rockets

9:30

are coming out, like, like, mucous colored. So,

9:32

okay, so it's definitely an infection. Well, that's

9:34

good. It's getting out, though, yeah. Well, it's

9:36

sort of, but then he looks it up

9:38

and I can't see what color it is,

9:40

and they asked me what color. No, not

9:42

yet, but I, but he was like, it'll

9:44

all come out and I go to run

9:46

and get the tissue, partially because I want

9:49

to be dramatically like a mom, like, oh,

9:51

hi, I got, mommy's gotcha, like, and I

9:53

want to have that experience, stuff, like, why,

9:55

because nose? But then before I get the

9:57

fucking tissue, he's, he's, he's, he eats all

9:59

the snop. So, they're disgusting. So

10:01

I go back to the doctor and I say, okay,

10:03

what can I speak? And they, they think it might,

10:05

it must be allergies. They think it's a lot of

10:08

reverse sneezing and like his, his nose and stuff, he's

10:10

like, he's like, he's like trying to, whatever. So I

10:12

said, I don't need to do a panel of whatever.

10:14

So I don't know, I somehow he came down on,

10:16

he, they shot him up with an antibiotic of an

10:18

antibiotic of some sort of sort. So he's on that

10:20

he says keep on that for 14 days lean. He's

10:22

got it. He said maybe it was like he's viral

10:25

He probably caught something at Poppy's house Because he probably

10:27

brings him those dirty streets in the ghetto that Poppy

10:29

lives in so it's like He probably caught something from

10:31

those those mangy dogs out there So he's just righted

10:33

out was for 14 days. I mean you know he's

10:35

gonna be tough so they say get the nebulizer so

10:37

I have this machine I don't ever I I thought

10:40

this I thought it was like COVID and I mean

10:42

I thought it was a ventilator I thought he's like

10:44

he had to I thought he was gonna be on

10:46

his deathbed and I had to like that I thought

10:48

it was a final sense of maybe get this machine

10:50

apparently everyone has him every fucking kid has them and

10:52

I was just spraying in his face then I found

10:55

the tiny baby baby mask and he actually Like once

10:57

I got go and he was scared of it at

10:59

first once he gets going he's he really really loves

11:01

it and he just keeps his face in there because

11:03

he can actually bring that's good So he liked it

11:05

would be awful with that he was a right you

11:07

know initially he is even when I every time I

11:10

do it scare the noise he'll scare the noise he'll

11:12

scare the noise he'll scare the noise he'll scare the

11:14

noise he'll scare the noise he'll scare the noise he'll

11:16

back in his head he's scare the like he's scare

11:18

the noise while back in the noise back and he's

11:20

scare the noise the noise the noise the noise the

11:22

noise the noise the noise the noise the noise the

11:25

noise the noise the noise the noise the noise the

11:27

noise the noise and push the noise and push the

11:29

noise and push the noise and push the noise and

11:31

push the noise and push the noise and push the

11:33

noise and push the noise and push the noise and

11:35

push the noise and push the noise and push the

11:37

noise and push the noise and push the noise and

11:40

push the noise and push the noise and push the

11:42

He's on my lap now, but it's

11:44

like you know, and he said don't

11:46

be around other dogs. So it's like

11:48

it's like mother you're you're launched into

11:50

motherhood without without a warning and without

11:52

a Fucking a handy kit. What's it

11:55

called a handbook? And it's like you

11:57

really just have to like figure it

11:59

off out, but you know, the being

12:01

a mother is the hardest fucking job

12:03

in the world because you want like

12:05

every little choice you make, you're going

12:07

to have self-blame and self-hatred for yourself

12:09

because everything's depending on how everything comes

12:11

back to you and what your actions

12:13

and your decisions and your fucking thoughts

12:15

and what how the work you put

12:17

in and how much effort and all

12:19

this shit. It's just a real job

12:21

doesn't fuck with your emotions as much

12:23

as this. Like even though it's not

12:25

like a real job, it's like it's

12:27

God trying you. It's God trying you.

12:29

And it's literally a full-time job being,

12:31

and my dog, you know, it's just

12:33

a dog. Imagine a bitch teenager? I

12:35

mean, yeah, I hope you fill my

12:37

pain. No, I do, and it's expensive,

12:39

this is just a fucking dog. Three

12:41

of them on top of it, and

12:43

kids fucking lick the floors and get

12:45

sick every fucking day. It's like, litter,

12:48

and they, diapers. Yeah. No one understands.

12:50

So if anyone's having unprotected sex as

12:52

a teenager, put a condom on or

12:54

pull your panties back up, young lady,

12:56

because your life was going to be

12:58

ruined. Thank God I became a mother

13:00

at 46. Okay? And I'm still struggling.

13:02

Imagine a teenager trying to raise a

13:04

kid? It's not... wrap it up, ladies.

13:06

Wrap it up. Because otherwise you're going

13:08

to be just like me with a

13:10

with a ventilating machine and a fucking

13:12

sick kid on your hip. I have

13:14

all this money and no one will

13:16

help. Well speaking of sick kids, I

13:18

literally, my kids have been sick. So

13:20

I was so nervous because you know

13:22

last time I went to Harris. All

13:24

of them, everyone's sick and there's so

13:26

many viruses going around. So do you

13:28

remember? Oh my God, my eyes, I

13:30

can't even keep my eyes open. Do

13:32

you remember my last AC appearance? I

13:34

got the stomach bug and I was

13:36

throwing up and like I couldn't even

13:38

enjoy myself. It was awful. So of

13:41

course the day before I'm leaving, has

13:43

the stomach bug but it's like great

13:45

diarrhea and I'm like bitch so she's

13:47

like mom cuddle me and they're like

13:49

I'm trying to take care of her

13:51

but like She wants to like cuddle

13:53

like face to face and I'm like

13:55

moving my face to the other way

13:57

and she goes why aren't you cuddling

13:59

with me? And I'm like, Yevana, I

14:01

have to go to work tomorrow. I

14:03

cannot be sick again for this freaking

14:05

appearance. I was like, I can't like

14:07

I can't like I can't like I

14:09

just can't do it. So I was

14:11

literally like hysterical that I was going

14:13

to get sick and I was like

14:15

driving down like, oh my God, do

14:17

I feel good. I feel good. I

14:19

so I got back home Sunday I'll

14:21

go over this whole thing but I

14:23

got back home Sunday and I was

14:25

like okay like tired like hung over

14:27

whatever and then Monday I'm like, I'm

14:29

like, okay, I'm running around and getting

14:31

things done and going grocery shopping for

14:34

the week and everything, but I literally

14:36

couldn't move Monday. And I'm like, am

14:38

I still like hung over? Like, this

14:40

is weird. And then Tuesday, I'm like,

14:42

bitch. I had a fever. I had

14:44

the chills. I was in bed. My

14:46

body felt like I ran 24 miles.

14:48

It was so achy. And I'm like,

14:50

great, I'm fucking sick. And I was

14:52

supposed to work this week. And I

14:54

was supposed to work this week. And

14:56

I was supposed to work this week.

14:58

Are you sure it wasn't because you

15:00

did turn up in Vegas? An acyamine?

15:02

Oh yeah in Atlantic City? No, because

15:04

even if I did I would be

15:06

hung over for like one day and

15:08

then the next day I'll just be

15:10

tired. But my body wouldn't ache and

15:12

I wouldn't have fever. Yeah, oh fever,

15:14

that's how they get you. Yeah, I

15:16

had a fever and chills and my

15:18

body was aching, I couldn't move. That's

15:20

on a hangover. So I literally still

15:22

feel like shit today. I still have

15:24

the chills. I have a raging cough

15:27

now. I literally just ate a million

15:29

cough drops. So I'm not coughing on

15:31

here. And this is where we're at.

15:33

So let's start. So we want to

15:35

talk about our weekend guys. because we

15:37

missed you last weekend because of this.

15:39

Let's start with your weekend. You went

15:41

to Vegas for the Drag Please. Yes,

15:43

it was so much fun. We went

15:45

to, it was Drag Race, Drag Race

15:47

live on the strip. It's a live,

15:49

like, you know, Broadway show, but it's

15:51

a Vegas show. It's a thousandth episode.

15:53

Now, that's our thousandth show for the

15:55

show. So we're celebrating that in Ru

15:57

Paul. was there and opened the show

15:59

and she never she never performs at

16:01

the show normally but she like you

16:03

know introduced the show and everything. So

16:05

it's a milestone event for Drag race

16:07

live in Vegas. If you're looking for

16:09

a fun show, I mean I've never

16:11

released, only shows I've seen, only shows

16:13

I've seen in Vegas, only shows I've

16:15

seen in Vegas, only shows I've seen

16:17

in Vegas, every shows I've seen in

16:20

Vegas, every show, only shows I've seen

16:22

in Vegas, only shows I've seen, only

16:24

shows I've seen, I've seen, like, like

16:26

shows I've seen, like, like, like, like,

16:28

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

16:30

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

16:32

like, like, like, like, like, like, It's

16:34

for the girls and the gays. I

16:36

mean, I'm sure Straight Man enjoyed too,

16:38

but it's like, it's like, if you're

16:40

on the Bachelorette party, it's like the

16:42

perfect thing to go see because it's

16:44

like not dirty, but it's fun and

16:46

it's like, it gets everyone up out

16:48

of their seat and like, it's just

16:50

like inspiring and it's, you know, it's

16:52

just a fun, it's a good time,

16:54

feel good show. So it's a perfect

16:56

thing for girls, girls and gays weekends

16:58

weekends weekends weekends. So we meant to

17:00

go see that but also to go

17:02

see that but also, but also, but

17:04

also, but also, but also, it was

17:06

like to go see that but also,

17:08

but also, it was, it was, it

17:10

was like, It's coming to the end

17:13

of the season for the season 17

17:15

of Rupul's Dragon fits on right now.

17:17

So all those queens were there doing

17:19

like press and stuff. So it was

17:21

kind of like an influencer trip. So

17:23

I got to see a bunch of

17:25

my friends that I know from the

17:27

internet that were there. So like a

17:29

bunch of other influencers were there. So

17:31

it was like a chart trip where

17:33

they like they were there. Well my

17:35

friend Slady Puffin was there. I'm sure

17:37

he was seeing his name. He's so

17:39

funny. And, you know, my friend Danny

17:41

was there, you know, remember, you know,

17:43

the gay from, from, um, Mean Girls?

17:45

She doesn't even go here. Oh, yes,

17:47

yes. So he was there. And you

17:49

know, a bunch of- How old is

17:51

he now? Is he age? I think

17:53

he's age, yeah. Because a movie came

17:55

out, I think we're all around the

17:57

same age, right? And this is maybe

17:59

like late 30s, early 40s. Okay. Maybe

18:01

he's 60, I don't know. Is that

18:03

60? Oh, but yeah, so all the

18:05

queens were there and we had a

18:08

good time. We went to dinners, we

18:10

did a little happy hour things. So

18:12

fun. He was a good idea. Oh

18:14

my god, what did you do? I

18:16

want to send you the picture. Am

18:18

I going to hate your freaking poses?

18:20

No, you're going to hate me. I

18:22

was naked on the red carpet. Naked.

18:24

Oh, did you have that scary? Like,

18:26

I'm going to have that scary, like,

18:28

I'm going to kill you face? I

18:30

never mean, can look like, like, in

18:32

gradation. I couldn't even look in the

18:34

picture. The pictures, because, okay. So I

18:36

had this whole apple plan. Highway's pan.

18:38

But I was like, I just want

18:40

something simple on top. So in the

18:42

hotel room, it's like, you know, it's

18:44

like, you know, it's like, you know,

18:46

mood lighting and I'm drinking a glass

18:48

of wine and I'm getting ready and

18:50

like, you know, doing my makeup and

18:52

stuff. And it was darker in this,

18:54

so it looked good. So then I

18:56

was like, oh my God, this is

18:58

so cute. It's like, oh, this is

19:01

so cute. It's so bright. Wait, wait,

19:03

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19:05

wait, wait, let's, let's, wait, let's, wait,

19:07

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20:02

Literally, it looked like I had no

20:04

top on, with milk, milk jugs. Okay,

20:06

so I could see the look slaying,

20:08

like, if it wasn't, like, so... The

20:10

party, it looked really good, the party,

20:12

but like, on the red carpet, just,

20:14

like, was too bright. Well, I think

20:16

you looked snaft, though, I mean, yeah,

20:18

like, like, like, you could see, like,

20:20

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

20:22

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

20:24

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

20:26

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

20:28

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

20:30

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

20:32

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

20:34

like, like, like, like, like, Oh, thank

20:36

you. Yeah, you know, it would be

20:38

honest and be like, you look disgusted.

20:40

I think it's confusing. I was comparing

20:42

it. Because other models, they're like, like,

20:44

real models that like, have, like, like,

20:47

shredded bodies and, like, dancers and stuff.

20:49

So I was at... Oh, whatever. I'm

20:51

trying to compete with them, but I

20:53

wouldn't have warned that, because I want

20:55

to be, I wasn't even thinking about

20:57

the party more so. I was pissed

20:59

though, because I didn't even look, I

21:01

didn't even think took the weather, because

21:03

I just figured every time a Vegas

21:05

was like fucking like Mexico. I thought

21:07

like every time you went there, it

21:09

was like hot as hell and a

21:11

pool party every time you went to

21:13

Vegas. That's what it was. So I

21:15

literally brought spandex and like see-through outfits

21:17

and like, fucking bathing suits and all

21:19

I got brought new flip flops. I

21:21

bought like all new like. sunglasses for

21:23

the pool like I thought I thought

21:25

I was gonna be a 24-hour pool

21:27

party and then I get there and

21:29

it's fucking snowing basically it was so

21:31

cold it was like 40 degrees out

21:33

50 degrees out windy is hell the

21:35

pool was open I mean that pool

21:37

was open but like the chairs were

21:40

blowing in the air like like any

21:42

M so it's like I couldn't go

21:44

swimming I couldn't even get my foot

21:46

my toe in the pool worst so

21:48

I was like I apparently yeah it

21:50

gets called in Vegas I didn't know

21:52

so I didn't get to swim so

21:54

I was really looking forward to that

21:56

but yeah besides I was it was

21:58

a really nice trip I got to

22:00

hang out with all my friends and

22:02

We had some really nice dinners. Vegas

22:04

is cute. I mean, I used to

22:06

write, if you haven't been, yep, you

22:08

don't need more than a weekend there.

22:10

You don't need more than three days.

22:12

Oh no. I feel like three days

22:14

is pushing it. Nice. Like three day

22:16

a trip. Like the first night, the

22:18

first night, you want to go to

22:20

like a nice dinner and not get

22:22

too crazy. And then the second night,

22:24

you could like get crazy this third

22:26

night. You're like, you're like dying, like,

22:28

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

22:30

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

22:33

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

22:35

like, trying, like, like, like, like, like,

22:37

like, trying to, like, like, like, trying

22:39

to, like, trying to, trying to, trying

22:41

to, like, trying to, like, trying to,

22:43

like, like, trying to, like, trying to,

22:45

like, like, I think three days is

22:47

the perfect amount. Three sleeps. Two sleep?

22:49

Were you hung over when you left?

22:51

Oh my god. Yes. Tell me how

22:53

you felt like. I mean I was

22:55

like. Wait so what did you do

22:57

the night before? Like knowing you had

22:59

to fly and what time is your

23:01

flight? My flight was only at two

23:03

o'clock so it wasn't too bad. But

23:05

you know I think I think Saturday

23:07

was a party. It was a party.

23:09

We went to a party and um.

23:12

Yeah, and then we just kind of

23:14

hung out and then gambled a little

23:16

bit and like you just hung out.

23:19

But it's like, you know, you start,

23:21

everything starts late like the show started

23:23

at 9 o'clock. So we didn't start

23:25

a night till 9 o'clock. So like,

23:27

you know, by the end of the

23:29

night, you know, it's, you know, 3

23:31

something in the morning for you going

23:34

to bed. And like, I didn't even

23:36

take advantage of the free meal. Like

23:38

I just like passed out and then

23:40

and then when I sat down in

23:42

my seat I was like I was

23:44

like you know like I didn't have

23:47

the runs but I was like shaking

23:49

like hung over and I was like

23:51

don't look at me like I feel

23:53

disgusting and I sit down my seat

23:55

and he goes oh my god you're

23:57

Joey right I was like I thought

23:59

I was gonna have to talk all

24:02

the whole time but I like just

24:04

a fan No, he was he was

24:06

very nice. He was very he's like

24:08

a fan of barstrel I guess and

24:10

so I was like I was like

24:12

I was like I hope I have

24:15

to talk because I feel like badly

24:17

not talking so I just like immediately

24:19

close my eyes and like put my

24:21

earmuffs on and pass out but but

24:23

yeah and it was and again another

24:25

thing that again I started keep going

24:27

back to it but I can't escape

24:30

it I'm a mother the whole time

24:32

like it's fun and all but like

24:34

going to bed like going to bed

24:36

like it's like it's like it's like

24:38

I just want to see my fucking

24:40

kid. I just want him, like I

24:43

want to make sure he's okay and

24:45

I want him. Wait, did you end

24:47

up having him do training? No, we

24:49

didn't because I, because I want you.

24:51

No, because the thing is they want

24:53

you there for an hour, so I

24:55

can learn, no, because the thing is

24:58

they want you there for an hour,

25:00

so I can learn all the things

25:02

with them, and I don't want you.

25:04

No, because the thing is they want

25:06

you there for an, for an hour.

25:08

And I can go there for an

25:11

hour. Rocky's already trained and good. Maybe

25:13

Rocky's teaching some good behaviors. But yeah,

25:15

so I that was my weekend. But

25:17

you know, again, Vegas, I had such

25:19

a good time. But yeah, I don't

25:21

need to go to Vegas for another

25:24

year, a couple years. I'm good. I'm

25:26

good. It's like, it's like a, when

25:28

you get like your, I don't know,

25:30

register to vote or something on every

25:32

four years. Like I'm good for another

25:34

four years. Yeah, like I'm supposed to

25:36

have drinks tonight for friends that are

25:39

in town, but like... Where? Who? What

25:41

friends? My friends, Marty, um, the wedding

25:43

I went to in, um, New Orleans,

25:45

they just got back from, they're African

25:47

safari, they're away for like a month

25:49

and a half, two months. They're on

25:52

an African safari for two months, so

25:54

they just got back into town, so,

25:56

um, Lear's hosting us for drinks at

25:58

her office. Oh. Yeah, I'm probably not

26:00

going to drink much because I'm not

26:02

my fitness journey. Are you? Kind of

26:04

yeah, I mean like I've been eating

26:07

Very healthy like literally my favorite reader

26:09

looks like I'm like I'm a personal

26:11

trainer. It's just like Greek yogurt blueberries

26:13

That's good chicken breast spinach Every fucking

26:15

cucumbers every fucking cucumbers all the vegetables

26:17

So all the shit, you know, it's

26:20

just like you know basic stuff and

26:22

me wiggles eat the same food. So

26:24

it's perfect That's my favorite thing to

26:26

do with my baby. We share blueberries.

26:28

We have blueberry times and we sit

26:30

on the bed and I have one

26:32

and then he takes one and then

26:35

we sit there with sheer blueberries that's

26:37

my that's my Saturday night now so

26:39

my weekend in AC we ended up

26:41

leaving so only like a couple girlfriends

26:43

could away because obviously I don't want

26:45

to go to these club appearances like

26:48

alone like that would be insane and

26:50

I would feel so alone and no

26:52

friends like I can make friends but

26:54

I want to like take advantage of

26:56

it and like bring my friends and

26:58

hang my friends and hang out as

27:00

like mom time away and Of course,

27:03

I told Joey and our fun group

27:05

and they were like, oh, we're going

27:07

to mean they guess for Roopold's Rockery.

27:09

So I was like, oh, I hate

27:11

you guys. So I ended up texting

27:13

my mom friends and I'm like, two

27:16

of you bits just have to come

27:18

or one of you. I was like,

27:20

figure it out, like one of you

27:22

has to come with me because I

27:24

need a friend and I don't want

27:26

to get stolen. And you guys got

27:29

to come. So my friends, Frankie and

27:31

Amy ended up coming. We're both moms.

27:33

And we literally left at like 2

27:35

p.m. We got four. What? I have

27:37

a nickname for Frankie and Amy. What?

27:39

Chain smokers. Oh my, that's exactly. What

27:41

happened? I'm gonna just sick of that.

27:44

That's literally. That's literally what happened. So

27:46

we left at like 2 o'clock and

27:48

of course we brought Paseco in the

27:50

car and we literally drank four bottles

27:52

or four, two bottles and then we

27:54

get there and we're like, okay, like

27:57

let's get in the room and we'll

27:59

have a snack and then we'll go

28:01

down and gamble. But we ended up

28:03

going to the room, playing music and

28:05

like raging until dinner time. and dinner

28:07

we went to Super Frico, but I

28:09

was so upset because we went there

28:12

last time at restaurant in Cesar's, they

28:14

stopped doing the performances. Why? Because I

28:16

guess somebody bought them and they didn't

28:18

want them to do the performances anymore.

28:20

That was the best part. I mean,

28:22

that's really, and I couldn't enjoy it

28:25

last time because I was fucking throwing

28:27

up in the hallway. So I'm like,

28:29

oh. But it was fine, it was

28:31

still like a nice vibe, like I

28:33

love the ambiance and they're like how

28:35

dark it is and everything. The food

28:37

was very good, so we still had

28:40

a good time. But we ended up

28:42

doing that and then we went to

28:44

the club and me and Amy were

28:46

up till like 4.30 in the morning

28:48

and we were about to go gamble

28:50

downstairs and we fell asleep on the

28:53

couch like freaking degenerates. And then we

28:55

woke up and we're like, so I

28:57

had the car coming at 3. so

28:59

like we could wake up we could

29:01

have a nice breakfast and we can

29:03

go gamble until we have to leave

29:05

so we ended up getting up and

29:08

we were like all packed like ready

29:10

to leave at three and we just

29:12

went downstairs and we started gambling so

29:14

we gambled and we played blackjack this

29:16

whole time and Frankie knows how to

29:18

play Amy was really good and I

29:21

just like told them to tell me

29:23

what to do because I still don't

29:25

get it even though we played for

29:27

like six hours and we were like

29:29

all right let's take a break and

29:31

like go get lunch Before, let's get

29:34

a quick bite before we get into

29:36

the car and head home. What do

29:38

you think happened? What time is this?

29:40

We got a quick bite at like

29:42

1 o'clock. And you had drinks at

29:44

lunch? I meet me think. Oh, that

29:46

I think what happened was that you

29:49

got, you finished drinking and then you

29:51

leave the lunch at little tips and

29:53

then you go right to the casino

29:55

and start gambling and then start binge

29:57

drinking all day. Literally. So we had

29:59

lunch and we got like fat stuff.

30:02

We got like cheese fries. We got

30:04

nachos because we were like kind of

30:06

hung over. So I jumped getting a

30:08

dirty martini. Frankie got a beer and

30:10

Amy got this like Long Island drink.

30:12

It was huge. And we drank that

30:14

and we were like, all right, let's

30:17

like put it in a plastic cup

30:19

and take it back to the table.

30:21

Let's play one more time before we

30:23

leave. And then that one more time

30:25

turned into six hours. So the car

30:27

that I booked for 3 p.m. was

30:30

not staying. So I had to pay

30:32

that charge and then I booked another

30:34

car and then I realized I didn't

30:36

have service so it didn't even go

30:38

through. So by the time we went

30:40

upstairs to get our ship. I was

30:42

like, you guys, it didn't fucking go

30:45

through. They were like, you're lying. I'm

30:47

like, no, I swear, I didn't do

30:49

it on purpose. So by the time

30:51

we like got into the, our room

30:53

to get our stuff, it was 630.

30:55

So I finally got serviced to get

30:58

a car for, like 730. So we

31:00

ended up going to dinner in the

31:02

meantime, because we had an hour to

31:04

kill, and that's when we started drinking

31:06

wine, and then we started drinking disaster.

31:08

How long is the ride home? Three

31:10

hours? No, it was like two hours.

31:13

Oh my god, it's just a pee

31:15

in the car. I would have. No,

31:17

well Frankie, well Amy stopped. I think

31:19

Amy stopped because she was like nauseous.

31:21

Oh my god, there's nothing worse than

31:23

having to travel. Just traveling sucks and

31:26

just in general. I hate being in

31:28

a car for more than like two

31:30

hours. Yes. Because I get like car

31:32

sick. So that's literally what was happening.

31:34

We were all falling apart. And I

31:36

was like, oh my God, just get

31:39

us home, please. I wish we could

31:41

teleport. I mean, it's 2025. Like, let's

31:43

just say we have it. May news

31:45

up. May have made that, you can

31:47

have that, you can have that, you

31:49

can have that now. You can get

31:51

to Las Vegas, you can get to

31:54

London on a train from New York,

31:56

they're building it, but they want to

31:58

build it, I don't know, so he's,

32:00

he's proposing it. But like, who wants

32:02

to go there? Like, I want to

32:04

go to... I guess London's fine, but

32:07

it's like, make them all over the

32:09

place. We should go to Paris. Oh,

32:11

no, you know where I will go?

32:13

I will go to Dubai or Greece.

32:15

Oh, yeah, that's because that's really for

32:17

Hawaii. Or, um, or, um, Borabora. Yes.

32:19

I always want to go to Borabora,

32:22

but that flight, I feel, is like

32:24

20, 20 hours. There's no way. It's

32:26

not for gas, probably. You would have

32:28

to, like, give me Xanax and a

32:30

lot of wine to knock me out.

32:32

Yeah. But I was just looking, so

32:35

I was like on TikTok, like, sick

32:37

this entire week, like in bed, dying

32:39

and rotting. And I started following this

32:41

guy, who like his whole page is

32:43

just like going on these extravagant flights

32:45

to like Dubai and like all these

32:47

crazy places, London. And he spends $25,000

32:50

for our first class seat. And he

32:52

literally gets a hotel room on the

32:54

freaking plane. Have you ever seen that?

32:56

Oh my god, 25,000 dollars though. Like

32:58

some tickets were like, I don't, like

33:00

15,000, whatever. And I get it, like

33:03

if you're like flying and you have

33:05

that money, like to piss away. If

33:07

you're flying on like a 20 plus

33:09

hour flight. Like he walked in he

33:11

had a couch and then you go

33:13

you walk down this like little hallway

33:15

because it's still like your seat and

33:18

you have a bed there's a shower

33:20

for the bathroom it's it's literally like

33:22

a small New York apartment. Yeah it's

33:24

Emirates Airlines Emirates has it and I

33:26

think it's air. Did you ever go

33:28

on that? No, you sicko. That is

33:31

insane, but I think I want to

33:33

try that before I die, maybe. Well,

33:35

the thing is, so this is my

33:37

friend Brian Kelly. He is points guy,

33:39

but he made a whole Monte Million

33:41

Dollar business, telling people how, and he

33:44

has a new book out actually right

33:46

now. I forget the name of it,

33:48

but he's Brian Kelly, look up his

33:50

book right now. He's your friend. You

33:52

know, my friend, and he's, he's, he's,

33:54

like when you go on the side

33:56

of the plane his name's like on

33:59

the side of the plane the points

34:01

guy he created he this is what

34:03

he does so these people that are

34:05

doing these flights what is he like

34:07

an engineer no he's a he's a

34:09

travel expert That's insane. He tells you

34:12

how people aren't paying $25,000 every time

34:14

they're doing this. It's all about points.

34:16

He tells you it's all science on

34:18

how to maximize your credit card points

34:20

with your flight miles and hopes. Oh,

34:22

so that's like, so like I have

34:24

like my, my, my miles, which I

34:27

book flights for free because I, because

34:29

of all the expenses I have. Yes.

34:31

Like I use my points for that.

34:33

Yeah, so that's how they're getting these

34:35

these flights. So sometimes, so the $25,000

34:37

flight, that's what it's worth. Most of

34:40

these people that are doing this, these

34:42

travel experts, they're only paying maybe like

34:44

$2,000 max for and they're using all

34:46

these points and perks. But then as

34:48

they're flying, but getting those miles from

34:50

that big flight they did, they're making

34:52

points back. And it's like, it's like,

34:55

it's a whole entangled web, but yeah,

34:57

get that book. Well we should do

34:59

that I'm telling you when the kids

35:01

are like off to college and they're

35:03

doing their own thing I want to

35:05

do this like I I always wanted

35:08

to go to Dubai and like now

35:10

like seeing the fucking flight like okay

35:12

sign me up yeah go to um

35:14

follow the points guy and or Brian

35:16

do that together Yeah, follow the points

35:18

guard Brian Kelly on Instagram and he

35:21

tells you how to do this exactly

35:23

what we're asking about. Like he speaks

35:25

step by step. You're going to learn.

35:27

You learn so much, even just what

35:29

credit cards to get to get for

35:31

the best things. And for any budget,

35:33

like any price range, you don't have

35:36

to get to get these perks. You

35:38

can like anyone can get these. So

35:40

I've learned so much. It's very insightful.

35:42

It's very insightful. Okay, no, there's two

35:44

different things. We both have flown on

35:46

private planes before. And, you know, it

35:49

sounds really fancy and nice and everything.

35:51

And it's like, it's like luxury, because

35:53

around other people, but it's not, it's

35:55

not nicer than one of those things

35:57

like that, because, you know, your seats,

35:59

you know, it's a smaller plane, you

36:01

know, you have a waitress coming, you,

36:04

just for yourself. I'm not, I'm not

36:06

saying fine private, fine private, it's not

36:08

nice. But compared to what the Emirates

36:10

is where you get to have to

36:12

take a shower and lay down in

36:14

a real... Oh my God, it's not

36:17

even comparable. Yeah, and so it's like,

36:19

I would rather fly in that fancy

36:21

ass fucking plane with a butler and

36:23

fucking taking a shower and going to

36:25

the bar. There's like an actual physical

36:27

bar. I mean, unless you're on the

36:29

fucking, the president's plane or Drake Air,

36:32

private planes aren't having all that luxury.

36:34

You're crammed into a thing and your

36:36

receipts doesn't even lay back. Yeah, I

36:38

mean the ones that like I ended

36:40

up spending money on which was like

36:42

the only reason why I ever like

36:45

Use money myself to get a private

36:47

chat was because me and my family

36:49

were taking like a quick trip to

36:51

Florida and There was literally no flights

36:53

and like all the flights that were

36:55

available It was like scattered around the

36:57

seats, and I'm not like having my

37:00

kids sit alone. So I was like

37:02

fuck I was like, well, fly private

37:04

there, but then on the way home,

37:06

like, we're taking commercial, like, fuck that.

37:08

That's the only time, if I'm, like,

37:10

strapped, did I need to get my

37:13

family somewhere? I'll do it, and I

37:15

only did it once. Oh, no, I

37:17

did it twice for Frankie's, bachelor party,

37:19

because there were, there was literally no

37:21

flights. So yeah, the only two times

37:23

that I ever really paid for a

37:26

princess, princess diaries. Oh yeah, she felt

37:28

so busy she was like doing snaps

37:30

and like sending it to her friends.

37:32

She's like, I'm on the private chat.

37:34

I'm like, I'm like, you're not getting

37:36

new clothes for a while, bitch. Like,

37:38

we're strapped. We're strapped. Lorenzo wanted to

37:41

sit in the cockpit and fly the

37:43

plane. I can't. But she was, Johnny,

37:45

Johnny was like having a panic attack

37:47

because motion sickness. I was like, this

37:49

is so much fun. And Giani's head

37:51

was hitting the top of the plane

37:54

because it was such a small plane.

37:56

Stop her peler plane. And we were

37:58

only going to Florida, so it wasn't

38:00

that bad. But no, I agree. These

38:02

crazy planes that are so huge, I

38:04

mean, I think it's on my bucket

38:06

list to do that one day. I

38:09

agree. Yeah, Emirates and Asian and Asian,

38:11

Malaysia, some of the Asian airlines, that's

38:13

one of the nicest ones. And they

38:15

give you like pajamas. It's very nice.

38:17

Oh my God, yes. He had freaking

38:19

pajamas on after he took a shower

38:22

and everyone like had the same pajamas

38:24

on after he took a shower and

38:26

everyone like had the same pajamas. Yeah.

38:28

It was wild. He ordered food that

38:30

you get on the commercial regular planes.

38:32

Yeah, we're doing something. We're in the

38:34

wrong business. Maybe we should start selling

38:37

on Bitcoin's. Yeah, what are we doing?

38:39

Um, real quickly, I mean, I just

38:41

need to, have you, please tell me

38:43

you've watched all the shows. Um, well,

38:45

I didn't, so it's so, I didn't

38:47

finish severance because I'm waiting until I

38:50

can like walk. Because I always want

38:52

to watch my episodes when I walk

38:54

so I can get my miles done,

38:56

but I haven't been feeling good. I

38:58

think I'm going to try later tonight.

39:00

What episode are you on? I'm on,

39:02

I'm all caught up except the season

39:05

finale. I watched it last night. Okay,

39:07

don't tell me anything about how about.

39:09

Two snoring fucking hogs. Billy was fucking,

39:11

snoring like a pig and Wiggles was

39:13

hocking up like a like a wort

39:15

hog. I was trying to enjoy myself,

39:18

but... I got through, I'm

39:20

not going to say anything, but it's

39:22

like, thank God this is season three,

39:24

because I would have not been able

39:26

to handle it. Wait, so I so

39:28

we are like new to severance because

39:30

we just like binged everything this year

39:32

But I had no idea that it

39:34

took them three years No, it's new

39:36

season. So I just write an article

39:38

because Ben still are like creates this

39:40

whole thing and directs it He ended

39:42

up making a statement saying I'm not

39:44

gonna make you wait three years. Yeah,

39:46

well, he's not gonna make us wait

39:48

like two years, but I've been I've

39:50

been holding it off like Paradise Paradise

39:52

my other favorite show which I think

39:55

I love more than Severance I have

39:57

to say but like their season finale

39:59

happened I think two weeks ago and

40:01

And I waited till like last week

40:03

to watch it because I didn't want

40:05

it to end. Yeah, I haven't finished

40:07

Paradise yet because I'm trying, I just,

40:09

because I've watched like three episodes, I

40:11

mean, I've watched like half the season

40:13

and I still didn't realize that they're

40:15

underground in a fake house. And so,

40:17

oh my God, you have to watch

40:19

it. So I haven't watching it. Now

40:21

like I'm at the place where like

40:23

the trainer lady or like the lawyer

40:25

lady with long hair is like teaching

40:27

him about. You know

40:30

about the life how she built the

40:32

fucking fake grocery store and like you

40:34

know all the stuff so I'm so

40:36

I'm learning about that right now So

40:38

I'm getting into that. I really want

40:40

to get into to that, but yeah

40:42

Severance Cliffhanger Finality it was how the

40:44

on-edger see a lot a lot a

40:46

lot a lot of it a lot

40:48

of it questions and mysteries are like

40:50

are like reviled And this episode so

40:52

it's a very satisfying finale on in

40:55

you know you leisure wanting more I

40:57

was excited about, and you know, in

40:59

true severance fashion, it's all kooky and

41:01

like mind-boggling, but I enjoyed myself. Now

41:03

I'm into a new show. And I

41:05

normally wouldn't watch a show like this

41:07

because I can't stand when people have

41:09

different accents on the TV, because I

41:11

can't understand what they're saying. What do

41:13

you mean like you like you need

41:15

to have like there's a voiceover of

41:17

English or you have to watch that

41:20

I can't watch it all there's a

41:22

sub if there if there are the

41:24

movies like from Sweden and they're like

41:26

and then they they make a voice

41:28

over in English and like it doesn't

41:30

match up the wet the mouth I

41:32

can't watch it like I want I'm

41:34

not nothing against foreign films but it's

41:36

like I physically have OCG and I'll

41:38

end my life just same but also

41:40

if you do give it a chance

41:43

those are like the best series Well,

41:45

that's like when parasite was on and

41:47

they didn't speak they didn't speak a

41:49

look at English spoken Korean the whole

41:51

time, but I had to read the

41:53

whole time. Like I waited for the

41:55

doctor, I didn't feel like reading, but

41:57

that ended up being one of my

41:59

favorite movies of all time. But I

42:01

can't get behind. I'd rather read than

42:03

have to like have. do mouth watch

42:05

your mouth go that doesn't match up

42:08

I can't show up so this one

42:10

this one just a British accent not

42:12

that's not as bad but it's called

42:14

adolescence and it's a new series on

42:16

Netflix it's getting all the the reviews

42:18

it's about a teenage kid that's accused

42:20

of murder I still don't know what's

42:22

going on with it I'm only in

42:24

episode three but it is um it's

42:26

bone chilling I'm not into You have

42:28

to. Have you watched this week's? No,

42:30

I haven't watched this week's, but I'm

42:33

just, I'm, I'm just like bored. Like

42:35

I'm not, I don't know, I'm not

42:37

into it. The brothers have ass sex

42:39

with each other. Oh my God. In

42:41

front of the dad, I'm kidding. I'm

42:43

kidding. I'm like kidding. I'm kidding. I'm

42:45

kidding. I'm like kidding. I'm like kidding.

42:47

I'm just like giving up. Yellowstone, that's

42:49

Yellowstone, yellowstone, yellow jackets, okay that's where

42:51

the plane crashed and the Shiliers. Yeah,

42:53

soccer team, what's going on there? Really,

42:55

it's really, really good. So this season,

42:58

you see more of like what happened

43:00

to them out there and just like

43:02

how fucked up their life is of

43:04

adults and it's just, it just gets

43:06

worse and worse for them, like it's

43:08

not great and it gives me anxiety.

43:10

So yellow jackets, you guys is very

43:12

good. And I'm not caught up on

43:14

the last two episodes. I have to

43:16

watch those. I've been, so this is

43:18

what I do. When I want to

43:20

watch these shows and the kids are

43:23

in school, I walk in my treadmill

43:25

and I catch up on all these

43:27

shows. Because I know I'm like working

43:29

out. So by the time I'm caught

43:31

up on all these shows, so by

43:33

the time I'm caught up on all

43:35

these shows, I'm caught up on all

43:37

these shows, unless you are walking, you

43:39

fat whore. Okay, so I have been

43:41

crazy ordering stuff. I just bought this

43:43

um because I always was like looking

43:45

for like a nice spray for your

43:48

hair like a fragrance but it's like

43:50

a nice like a hair and body

43:52

mist that like smells like beautiful and

43:54

it's not overpowering. But it's just like

43:56

if someone like was wearing it, I

43:58

would have been like, oh my god,

44:00

what are you wearing? And it's a

44:02

hair and body mist that everyone is

44:04

buying. Do you know it? Is it

44:06

by Patrick Chau? No, but tell me

44:08

about that one. That's coming out. It's

44:10

not out yet, but he just teased

44:13

it on the internet. Apparently like a

44:15

hair and body spray. It's like a

44:17

hair and body spray. It's like a

44:19

like a spike. So this is Skylar.

44:21

It's Vanilla Sky, Hair, and Body Mist.

44:23

From Tiktak Shop. Yes, and everybody was

44:25

talking about it. And I'm like, okay,

44:27

I don't know if I love Vanilla,

44:29

because ever since I was pregnant, like

44:31

the smell of vanilla candles and everything,

44:33

it just like, it makes me nauseous.

44:35

So I tried it, and I got

44:38

it. And I'm like, oh my God,

44:40

this smells freaking bomb. Yeah, I like

44:42

if I'm not a vanilla person, but

44:44

like sometimes if it's done nicely, because

44:46

it's usually, but now fragrances are like,

44:48

it seems like dollars to a fragrance,

44:50

but like if it's done in a

44:52

high-end thing, it can smell nice. No,

44:54

it smells delicious. So I ended up

44:56

buying that, which I recommend you guys

44:58

get because it smells really nice. And

45:00

then, Joey, I got a weave. What

45:03

do you mean? A clip-on? So I

45:05

got a hair extension. It's a claw

45:07

long, wavy ponytail ponytail ponytail. I still

45:09

have yet to open it. Oh, this

45:11

is a real life crisis. No, I'm

45:13

going to look insane. I might, next

45:15

time I see you, I might need

45:17

you to like put it on me

45:19

and cut it because it's down to

45:21

my fucking asshole. But is it a

45:23

clip on Pony Show? Oh, it comes,

45:25

yeah, it's in a clip on Pony

45:28

Show? Oh, it comes, yeah, it's a

45:30

clip, but then clip that on, like,

45:32

yeah, but they look like all these

45:34

influencers, I was influenced. I was influenced.

45:36

So I bought that and then I

45:38

just bought like a couple leggings and

45:40

stuff. But before you tell yours, you

45:42

know how I'm trying to get my...

45:44

perfume back from perfumania? So your own

45:46

perfume? Yeah but the perfume I've had

45:48

that's discontinued and everybody just like wants

45:50

me to bring it back and I've

45:53

been wanting to bring it back so

45:55

on Trinity my manager ended up reaching

45:57

out to perfumania and they were like

45:59

all right like let's talk to the

46:01

the the president of perfumanium we'll get

46:03

back to you he got back to

46:05

me said what fuck law we are

46:07

not interested in this at this time

46:09

Oh no! I'm like, oh my god!

46:11

Like, thanks a lot, perfumania! So now

46:13

I have to find another company that

46:16

will do my snooky scent, because I

46:18

miss it so much, and that's something

46:20

that I want to do this year.

46:22

So... How does that work? Like, how

46:24

are they going to know what? How

46:26

are they going to make the same

46:28

exact smell? Don't they own... doesn't perfumania

46:30

on this actual smell? Or can you

46:32

like tell them what it smelled like?

46:34

No, yeah, I would just do a

46:36

testing and try and find a similar

46:38

smell to that. You have the original

46:41

peat, the original smell with you? Yes,

46:43

I have all my perfumes. Oh my

46:45

goodness. I miss it so much. So

46:47

that was my scam that I did

46:49

and basically Perfumania said fuck off. Well,

46:51

we don't need no sticking patches. We

46:53

can get, we can get, they're not

46:55

the only perfume brand in the world.

46:57

So rude. That's gonna even I want

46:59

with these pants. It's only $11. If

47:01

you're not for all your children Wait,

47:03

did the outfit that you wore on

47:06

the red carpet was that all a

47:08

tic-toc shop? I'll tic-c-toc shop had to

47:10

do. Oh my god. I buy everything

47:12

I took to the shop. I buy

47:14

like crazy things like literally was the

47:16

blouse for men or women though. It's

47:18

for men. Oh nice, okay. What am

47:20

I'm trying to I'm trying to redecorate?

47:22

I'm trying to redecorate my entry-decorate my

47:24

entry-decorate my entry-way like when you get

47:26

off my entry-way like when you get

47:28

off the elevator like when you get

47:31

off the elevator like when you get

47:33

off the elevator like when you get

47:35

off the elevator like when you get

47:37

off the elevator like when you get

47:39

off the elevator like when you get

47:41

off the elevator like in my house?

47:43

Like I'm trying to read you that

47:45

area because I don't like the way

47:47

it looks like the furniture is like

47:49

from before. I'm trying to do that

47:51

so they have like all these like

47:53

they have great like affordable like pieces

47:56

that you can get and all different

47:58

shapes and sizes. I'm looking to a

48:00

region of a bunch of like. console

48:02

tables and planters and stuff. And then,

48:04

you know, it's different things for the

48:06

house because I'm turning over from

48:09

spring summer or some winter to

48:11

spring doing a lot of spring

48:13

cleaning. I'm purging my closets. So

48:15

I have to like make room

48:17

for all my spring wardrobes

48:20

and stuff. So, love it. Stopping

48:22

like that. And then what did I

48:24

want to say? Oh yeah, this is an

48:26

off topic though. So news hit the,

48:28

there's. Some news hit the Markraves

48:30

last time before we talked about

48:32

new beverages. Summer beverages are coming

48:35

out. Everyone's thinking about the new

48:37

summer drinks going to be. And

48:39

I think they copied us because it

48:41

was our idea. It was actually our

48:43

mother-in-law's idea. Crystal Light is coming out

48:45

with Avodka, Crystal Light canned cocktail

48:47

for the summer. Oh my God, yes. Now, I

48:49

have a few thoughts. So I was excited when

48:51

I first heard about it because we

48:53

love a low calorie drink. We love

48:56

Crystal Light, lemonade, lemonade. and vodka and

48:58

it's something we drink all summer longer

49:00

by soup we spool. So I was

49:02

like, oh my this is perfect and

49:04

this is a little cocktail so it's

49:06

not a can, it's a little effervescent

49:08

and it only has whatever many

49:11

calories it's diet, whatever. And

49:13

how many calories is it, you know? It's

49:15

like a hundred calories or maybe less.

49:18

It takes only 70 calories. Okay. I

49:20

was looking at this. Then until I

49:22

looked at it and the alcohol

49:24

level. Was only 3.8%

49:26

You have a better chance of getting

49:28

fucked up eating too much pannying of

49:30

vodka or you know what I do?

49:33

Or chicken more solid. I need you

49:35

drinking these things. Like the only drink

49:37

that I don't like add extra vodka in

49:39

is surfside because surfside like turns you up

49:41

actually. But like if I were to have

49:44

a high noon, I would like to a

49:46

splash of vodka. So you could still drink

49:48

those drinks. But like you could do like

49:50

a nice splash to top it off. That's

49:52

what I'm saying. I said, by all means

49:54

I will be drinking this, but you know

49:57

what? Yeah. That's the way. Thanks, thanks, thanks,

49:59

but no thanks. It's a nice gesture for

50:01

the little vodka, but I'll be, we'll

50:03

be bringing our own vodka around here

50:05

ladies. Thank you anyway though. I'll use

50:07

it as a mixture, but you know,

50:09

it's a suggestion. So maybe it's good

50:11

for kids or, you know, people, like

50:13

people are like on the wagon like

50:16

trying to quit drinking, but it's not

50:18

good for, not good for me. So

50:20

I bet, you know, again, thank you

50:22

for the, thank you for your offer,

50:24

but I will. for bringing my own

50:26

vodka to the party this year. But

50:28

I mean, I'm not going to shut

50:30

down a crystal light, a sparkling crystal

50:32

light does sound refreshing. So I mean,

50:34

I wish I just would make that.

50:36

Just tell me that the sparkling crystal

50:38

light and then, and then I can

50:41

bring my own, but yeah, 3.8 ain't

50:43

going to cut it, sis, not with

50:45

my problems, not my private problems in

50:47

life. Yeah. Well, this has been lovely

50:49

spooky. I do have to go to

50:51

go to the bathroom. Amazing, well we

50:53

love you bitches, have a great weekend,

50:55

and we will see you next week.

50:57

Make sure to buy tickets to my

50:59

live show in Boston, April 17th, at

51:01

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51:03

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51:06

a spring break comedy show in Boston.

51:08

So April 17th, go to now she

51:10

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51:18

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