0:00

Hey guys, it is, it is, it

0:02

is, it's happening! It's with

0:05

Slooky and Joey. I love

0:07

us today, we're both in our

0:09

glasses. We're very studious, these are

0:11

new glasses, I got as cubits.

0:14

These are my office glasses,

0:16

so every child I'm in

0:18

the office I wear these. I don't

0:20

know if you guys know, but I'm

0:22

blind. I'm not showing. I'm

0:24

90. I got these, because

0:26

Wiggles, dude on my other

0:28

glasses, like... Oh my god, Rocky always

0:30

shows my glasses. So annoying. There's like

0:33

little bite marks under here and the...

0:35

Yeah, those are worse. Yep. Yeah. I didn't

0:37

realize it. Like I, he started chewing this one

0:39

pair, so that's why I bought a new

0:42

pair. So it's like... He's an asshole. But

0:44

I said... I didn't think about this through.

0:46

I said, okay, so then this is

0:48

going to be your pair, you can

0:50

choose whatever you want, but he doesn't

0:52

know the difference between the good pair

0:55

and his pair and my new pair,

0:57

so he's going to keep chewing glasses. Like,

0:59

I thought I was doing good, good

1:01

by giving him his own pair of

1:03

glasses. You know, you're allowing him

1:05

to, you're saying it's okay for

1:07

him to chew glasses. It's happening, but

1:10

Snoopy and Joey, we are here, and

1:12

we got to show up for you guys. Do

1:14

we have a show for you bitches?

1:16

Do we show? Um, Lucas was fucking

1:19

laughing out. I gave him this

1:21

fucking toy, this thing. It's like a

1:23

ball weener. Oh yeah. And it smells

1:25

like fucking the devil's dick.

1:27

It smells so disgusting. It's only

1:29

like, yeah, it smells like feet.

1:32

No, it's like vomit and feet.

1:34

And it's like the only thing that

1:36

shuts him up. But then he like

1:38

comes right by me and like comes

1:41

right by me and like gnaws on

1:43

it in my fucking. Well,

1:45

first of all, can we talk about

1:48

how you brought Wiggles to the

1:50

dog park? And he made no friends?

1:52

He's jerked, let's get out of

1:54

here. He went to the bar park.

1:56

He tries to bite me. He went to

1:58

the bar park park. and bad.

2:00

The thing is, I don't know, I don't know, I like

2:02

about the dog park is there's a small one

2:04

and a big one. So the small ones for

2:07

under 35 pounds and the big one is for

2:09

over 30 pounds. It looks so cute that dog

2:11

park. Where is that? Madison Square Park. It's um,

2:13

that's the new of the park. It's so

2:15

cute. There were so many nice docies there.

2:17

That's right right from my house. So we walk

2:19

there and we walk there and we just, we go

2:21

out and hang out and hang out and hang out and

2:24

hang out and hang out and hang out. But. This is

2:26

the first time there, but the thing is

2:28

everyone wants to play with him, like there's

2:30

two dogs specifically, is one that shut out to

2:32

coconut and shut out to Paco. They were like trying

2:34

to eat best friends with him the whole time

2:37

and then he... What did he... What did he... One

2:39

was like, he... Oh my god, there's so cute. Coconut

2:41

was like this like, it was like a bait,

2:43

it looked like a hot dog and like a

2:45

golden rich fever like mixed together. It was just

2:47

like some like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

2:49

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Oh,

2:52

I don't know what that was. That looked like a baby. It was so

2:54

cute. All right, stop, get out of here. Wigles, we're working. Stop,

2:56

you're so fucking annoying. But thinking, like, he gets, like,

2:58

everyone's be friends with him and he doesn't understand

3:00

the difference between, like, I guess, it's more than one

3:02

dog coming up to him and saying hi. He starts, like, like,

3:04

like, bark back and bite back. Yeah. So, like, it looks like

3:06

he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like, like, like,

3:08

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

3:10

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

3:13

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

3:15

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

3:17

like Stop it. He's playing. But he didn't really

3:19

make friends again. He didn't want to run around

3:21

like if I wasn't walking with him. He

3:23

wouldn't like run. There's a whole like hill

3:26

and stuff and he was supposed to like

3:28

running with. If I didn't walk with him

3:30

over there, he wouldn't have jumped on it.

3:33

So he's going to take some getting used

3:35

to. But I want to take some getting

3:37

used to getting on it. So he's

3:39

going to take some getting used to

3:41

getting it. He. He didn't want to run around

3:43

like a like a like a good dog. how to

3:46

interact with other jobs, I think that would be very

3:48

good for him. Yeah. I definitely have a

3:50

ton in the city. Yeah, he definitely needs some

3:52

more socialization. So like, but like at the park's

3:54

fun. I'm gonna go on a nicer day when I was

3:56

in one. It's hard. It's hard to inspire yourself to watch

3:58

him at all times and like. Keep an eye

4:00

on your things and stuff. So like I

4:03

want to like go there with a friend

4:05

So we can like you know do things

4:07

together Yeah a mom's date like a mom's

4:09

day like a mom's day like my

4:11

other friends maybe me maybe me and

4:14

Rocky can go one day Oh my

4:16

god Rocky would be the best he

4:18

would be the best big brother I

4:20

feel because Rocky's so sweet. Yeah. Oh he

4:22

chewed this up too I'm talking to my

4:24

friend, friend, you're in charge of,

4:27

it's a terrible two, terrible six

4:29

months, he's just wiling out, he's

4:31

a wild toddler. And he's a puppy,

4:33

he'll get over it. I hope so,

4:35

he's really wiling out, it's, it's getting,

4:37

it's getting to my psyche. But yeah, I

4:39

definitely wanted to turn there, but I

4:42

want to look a dynamic, like, you

4:44

know, you know, there's probably

4:46

like, like, like, like, one annoying, like,

4:49

like, like, dog mom or like one

4:51

dog that's bad that bites everyone or

4:53

is like an asshole and like all

4:56

the other moms and dogs talk about

4:58

that dog like I want to know

5:00

what the gossip is on the on the

5:02

fields like who like what like any

5:04

wiggles yeah I know I want to

5:06

see like who is the cool dogs

5:08

like who the other moms like who

5:10

the other moms that like you know

5:12

that are friends and like you know

5:15

they bring each other treats dog park

5:17

etiquette and like things you should do

5:19

shouldn't do. I just want to lay

5:21

the land. I get nervous with dog

5:23

parks because Rocky is like so nice

5:25

and Rocky would never bite like a

5:28

dog or get aggressive so I get

5:30

nervous with like other dogs that

5:32

you know like he just likes to be

5:34

cuddly and like get up in your

5:36

business and some dogs like don't like

5:38

that and they like bark back or

5:41

they like are they like go to

5:43

bite so I get nervous so I get

5:45

nervous so I get nervous. So I get

5:47

nervous. You're like, what happens if

5:49

your dog bites someone? Do you get sued

5:51

and go to jail? I don't know. They put

5:53

your dog in prison? No, I was going to

5:56

put Rocky in puppy school, because there's

5:58

a really good one of living. in here,

6:00

but I know someone that brought their dog

6:02

to school and all of a sudden like

6:04

they got sick and it was just like

6:06

not a good experience. So I'm like, he's

6:09

fine here. As long as I like bring

6:11

him for walks and stuff and like he

6:13

sees a couple dogs here and there, like

6:15

he's fine. So I decided not to sign

6:17

him up for puppy school. Right. I always

6:19

have guilt. He's fine. A guilty conscience,

6:21

like only child, only dogs,

6:23

only pet syndromes. that they're like locked

6:26

or like they're taking away from their parents and

6:28

family and then they're locked to a no one

6:30

speaks language like there's no friends that like I

6:32

can only like you know pretend I know how

6:34

to speak but I don't speak this language you know so

6:36

I want to excuse I get to talk to any other

6:38

any other. I feel like it's good like if you had

6:40

like a nine to five job I think it would be

6:42

good to like throw your dog into like a school because

6:44

they're ran other dogs not just sitting home by themselves by

6:46

themselves all day but like I feel like I feel like I

6:48

feel like our jobs by themselves Not that

6:51

and we can stay home and like

6:53

we work from home and we do

6:55

all that and then when you do

6:57

go to work you bring wiggles. Yeah,

7:00

he's not like wiggles is

7:02

ever alone. I don't know did

7:04

you ever have a problem? He's

7:06

marking he's peeing everywhere he goes

7:08

he's ever alone. I don't know

7:10

did you ever have a problem

7:13

with me he's marking he's like

7:15

he'll go to work and he'll

7:17

like lift his leg everywhere as

7:19

soon. Yeah. And after, did you ever

7:21

have that with Rocky? Or they said

7:24

after he gets fixed, he won't do

7:26

it anymore. But it's like, I'm thinking

7:28

of doing it myself. So yeah,

7:30

I said before Rocky got fixed,

7:32

he did that everywhere. And now

7:34

it doesn't really happen. Like, obviously,

7:36

on walks, he'll do that anymore.

7:39

And now it doesn't really happen.

7:41

Like, obviously, on walks, he'll do

7:43

that. Do you bring wipes everywhere?

7:45

So you can pick it up. Not to

7:47

pee because like, yeah, I have paper towels and

7:49

stuff. And I have poopy pads and poop and

7:51

bags and stuff. But yeah. Well, it's like going

7:53

everything, like my slippers, anything that's on the floor,

7:55

hell lifts his leg on at my house. Like I,

7:57

my slippers, he pissed him, my slippers the other day.

8:00

Well, aren't you getting someone

8:02

to come over and help? Yeah,

8:04

they weren't very much help.

8:06

They came over and like, it was

8:08

like... I'm quiet, Caesar. They taught him

8:11

how to like, you know, touch and

8:13

like, you know, sit down and

8:15

like, you know, sit down and like,

8:17

that's really it. Like, you know, sit

8:19

down and like, that's really it.

8:22

Like, that's really it. Like, I

8:24

don't remember, like, like, throw a

8:26

money at the problem and just...

8:29

fix it. Please slide into the

8:31

D.M.'s. I feel like we've been saying

8:33

this every week. No one, no, no,

8:35

no, help! No one will help me.

8:38

Did you get Ashley yesterday

8:40

for Ash Wednesday? It's Lent. No,

8:42

I'm the worst Catholic person ever.

8:44

I haven't gotten Ashley in so

8:46

long. I'm bad. I think I want

8:48

to help. I do cry every single

8:51

day though, and I still believe in

8:53

Jesus. I just, I'm like lacking going

8:55

to church and doing all that. So,

8:58

so. I need to get my shit

9:00

together. Well, you're, what do they

9:02

call that? I mean, like, the

9:04

people, the people go to church,

9:06

like, they only go on Easter

9:09

and Christmas. They're called, like,

9:11

I don't know, fair with, um,

9:13

something church goes, but probably

9:15

got ashes yesterday, and he

9:17

was, he was like, he

9:19

was like, he was like, he

9:21

was like, he was like, he was

9:24

like, he was like, he was like,

9:26

he was like, he's. I'm going to

9:28

still go to heaven because I

9:30

did that when I was little,

9:32

but I really should like start

9:34

like bringing my kids and

9:36

stuff. Have his grandma, have

9:39

now, Jan Springbam. She doesn't

9:41

go either. Oh, so that means, oh,

9:43

wait, stop. Wiggle's out of here,

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I will be a hair. I'm going

11:36

to kill myself. Um, because it is

11:38

going around and I have it

11:40

really the yeah, the neurovirus. Yeah,

11:42

if I get it again, I'm

11:44

literally gonna die. But yes, I

11:46

have a club appearance the 15th,

11:48

March 15th, Harris, so excited.

11:51

I'm still going to miss that because

11:53

I'm going to be in Vegas. Vegas,

11:55

well, yeah, so I'm going to be

11:58

in Vegas for, um, third, next. This

12:00

Thursday. Oh, this is the Friday. Yeah.

12:02

So this Thursday, all through

12:04

the weekend, we'll be wiling

12:06

out in Vegas with RuPaul's

12:08

drag race. So if you're

12:10

in Vegas, in the greater Vegas

12:12

area, come to the strip

12:14

and find me, I'll be

12:17

bumping around, wiling out. Freak.

12:19

And we want spookany combat,

12:21

but she's got a... Did they have

12:24

a Harris in Las Vegas? I

12:26

don't know, but even if they

12:28

did, they wouldn't move my club

12:30

appearance. You can't move the branch?

12:33

No, I saw how it works. I'm going to

12:35

go to this branch instead.

12:37

Honestly, I wouldn't want to

12:39

go to Vegas anyway. I have

12:41

no desire to go there. I

12:44

just already feel my body like

12:46

shaking, coming back, and being

12:48

hung over. Like, I don't want that

12:50

feeling. I know, I'm scared. I

12:52

mentioned that I never, I never, but

12:55

goes. We also go to Poppy's

12:57

house. Poppy's gonna pick, I'm having

12:59

um, I'm boarding him at Poppy's

13:01

house and I think he'll be

13:03

fine. Yeah, he'll be fine. How long are

13:06

you going for? A couple days? A

13:08

few days. I'll be there from Thursday,

13:10

Friday, Saturday, but I think I

13:12

leave Sunday. Three nights? Oh God,

13:15

Godspeed. I know, but the thing

13:17

is we're staying at

13:19

a beautiful place and

13:21

we say a very

13:23

classy place. So it's

13:25

not like the place

13:27

we stay isn't as

13:29

it trashy. So it's

13:31

like, you know, you guys

13:33

are trashy. The archer,

13:36

that's right. Were you right?

13:38

You're going to be

13:41

so interesting. And like

13:43

we're saying the beautiful sweets, beautiful

13:45

sweets, beautiful sweets. It's about

13:47

fine. Yeah, and food, they're doing

13:50

like a welcome dinner and then there's

13:52

like the red carpet and then the

13:54

show and the parties and like all

13:56

the things because like that's a, it's

13:58

a finale for season 17. Paul's drag

14:00

race and we're going to find

14:02

out who the top. Oh, why are they

14:04

doing it in Vegas? Um, I get,

14:07

are they doing a show there? Well, they

14:09

have the, they have the, they have

14:11

the Vegas strip show. They have

14:13

like the, the Broadway show, like

14:15

on the strip, like on the

14:18

strip, the report, the report

14:20

drag race live. Oh, I had no

14:22

idea. Oh, how's that? Since the pand,

14:24

before the pandemic. But I don't

14:27

think we're going to see that

14:29

show there. A fun place, you

14:31

know, to gamble your luck on

14:33

the winter. Wiggles is so

14:35

annoying. Now he literally is, look

14:38

at him. You should give him some

14:40

like drops of uh, CBD. Oh,

14:42

babe. So he could calm the fuck

14:44

down. I'm getting, I'm gonna

14:46

start giving him Benadro.

14:49

Stop! Look at my arms. I know.

14:51

The cops are... Joey's literally

14:54

all caught up from this dog.

14:56

He's abusing, you're an

14:58

abused mother. Look at me, he

15:00

does, he bites my arms like this.

15:02

So send us to the police to

15:04

call, so when they, when they, when...

15:06

Yeah, you're going to jail. It's on

15:08

camera. You're committing crimes on

15:11

camera. You're attempting murder,

15:13

Wiggles. He's trying to butt like

15:15

your veins, so you bleed out. No,

15:17

I always can... God, he's like a rat.

15:19

Is it a pirana? Stop! Oh my God,

15:22

if you guys are listening to this in

15:24

the car, you have to watch

15:26

the video tomorrow? Because

15:28

Joey's kidding. He's like

15:31

a little sharp. Stop

15:33

it! You need to stop. Look,

15:35

your arm's getting red.

15:37

I have to put him somewhere.

15:40

Sorry. Take the space. Yeah,

15:42

go. Yeah, go put him

15:44

in his, go put him

15:46

in his cage. Oh, put him

15:49

in there. Anyway, I'm

15:51

sorry. I'm sorry crusaders.

15:53

Oh my God. Oh wait, so

15:55

Crusaders on the page were wondering

15:58

how your hair is going. I

16:00

was the healing, how's you go? We- I feel

16:02

like I see it now, let's see. Okay. Well, the

16:04

thing is, I don't want to count my

16:06

chickens before they hatch, or my hair fall

16:08

cold before they hatch, because apparently they

16:11

can, like, I can get shockwoss and

16:13

it can fall out, but you can

16:15

see where they put the, oh my god. I'm gonna

16:17

lock him out, hold on. I always say

16:19

like if you if that if I ever

16:21

hear if I me dead from slit wrist

16:23

it was not me committing suicide. That's not

16:25

how I would do it. It's wiggles bit

16:27

my j- bit my my wrist vein and

16:29

like I bled out. That's what I'm saying.

16:31

Yeah. I can totally see that. Can you

16:34

imagine? None of us can get in touch with

16:36

you and we go into your house and you're

16:38

bleeding out and wiggles is just sitting

16:40

there like gnawing on your arm. That's

16:43

what's what's what's going to you're going

16:45

to you're gonna die. You're gonna die.

16:47

I go, I don't want me to do wiggles, but you want me to put

16:49

him on trial or just like take him? Yeah. Put him on trial? Yeah, but

16:51

like, don't, but like, they make a deal with the judge, so like, you know

16:53

that he's not going to get life in prison, you know he's going to

16:55

be death penalty or life in prison, but you know he's going to be

16:57

death penalty or life in prison, but he doesn't have death penalty or life

17:00

in prison, but he doesn't know if he's going to go to go to

17:02

go to go to go to go to go prison for prison for prison for

17:04

prison for the rest. So yeah, he's going to feel like, he's going

17:06

to feel like, he's going to feel like, he's going to feel like,

17:08

he's going to feel like, he's going to feel like, he's going to

17:10

feel like, he's going to feel like, he's going to feel like, he's

17:12

going to feel like, he's going to, Yeah but then like

17:14

don't but then don't make don't put

17:16

him in prison for his life but

17:18

just scare him enough to scare him

17:20

like you know so he thinks he's about

17:23

to go to prison for life or

17:25

get death penalty and but then at

17:27

the end but like so it's not guilty

17:29

but see like what I did for you well

17:31

I'm definitely gonna spank them

17:34

like really hard. What are you gonna

17:36

do with time remains? We would all

17:38

split it up I feel we would split

17:40

it between like me, Leah Poppy. Would you

17:42

sprinkle at like a buffet

17:45

somewhere? Yeah, I would sprinkle

17:47

it. Where would I sprinkle

17:49

it? I'd sprinkle some elocos.

17:51

Okay, wait, but I'm sorry, but we

17:54

got, we got, we got, we got

17:56

turned away. Hair transplant,

17:58

now. Yeah. So you could. You can

18:00

see all the little spikes. See

18:02

now I see it. It's like

18:04

a full hair. Was your

18:06

hair not growing there? Well,

18:09

they're seated because I

18:11

was old. But your hair

18:13

wasn't there? No, not there

18:15

it is. Not fully. Oh, look

18:17

at that. And there, that's

18:19

my ball spot was there.

18:22

This spot was where I had

18:24

the alopecia. See how all

18:26

the camera. But this side

18:29

I don't have that, so

18:31

it's like, it's like, it's

18:33

like, it's like, it's like

18:35

a, it's like a hormone

18:38

dysfunction, because this side's

18:40

fine, so it's not like

18:42

old man baldness, it's just,

18:45

yeah, old there, I don't know

18:47

what it was. So, you're

18:49

gonna look so young? I know,

18:51

these baby hairs might, pop,

18:54

these might fall out, see them,

18:56

I can't see. Oh

18:59

yeah, there you go. You're gonna look

19:02

29 years old. I know, I just have

19:04

to go back for, to go back to

19:06

the Botox boss, snatch my face up, but

19:08

yeah. What a nice gift to yourself. I

19:10

know, I'm immortal. And you know

19:12

what I loved about? I don't have

19:15

to go. I mean, I'm all about,

19:17

you know, international travel and having fun,

19:19

but like, like to go to Turkey,

19:21

like, it was not my, it was

19:23

not my car, you might get it

19:25

cheaper, a little bit cheaper, a little

19:27

bit cheaper. But the thing is you

19:30

have to also then travel, an 10

19:32

hour travel flight, depending where you're coming

19:34

from, and go to another country and

19:36

then something goes wrong with your head.

19:39

You're not going to go, you're not

19:41

going to go, you're not going to go

19:43

to a fly back to get a fucking

19:46

checkup or something goes wrong or, you know,

19:48

you need, like, about time you have to

19:50

add more hairs and add things in, like,

19:52

a second rep process of it, just to

19:54

fill in after it all grows goes in

19:56

after it. I would never, and it's just, and it's like,

19:58

right? I just felt more comfortable. going to right

20:00

here in the United States because

20:03

he you know yeah he's literally 10 minutes

20:05

away from me and he does everything

20:07

and I feel like um anything like

20:10

surgical or like something you're doing to

20:12

your face your body you're going under the

20:14

knife like you're bleeding you want to spend

20:16

the money to make sure like you're doing

20:18

it right it's right here God forbid like

20:21

you need to like go gonna follow up

20:23

like it's in your country I would never

20:25

do that that scares me And I feel

20:27

like a lot of people die from that.

20:29

And also, like if you don't go to the right place,

20:31

like they wake up and their kidneys are gone because they're selling

20:33

it to the black market. It's a risk. And then, and then

20:36

say that you have to end up being in the hospital, so

20:38

selling it wrong. Like who knows if they take your insurance over

20:40

in that country or what happens when you're in this other country,

20:42

you're going to have to be like, like, your family's going to

20:44

have to fly out to fly out and just to fly out and just

20:46

see your dead body and just see your dead body because you have to

20:48

get a hair, a hair, a hair, a hair, a hair, a hair, a hair, a hair,

20:50

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20:52

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20:54

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20:56

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20:58

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21:01

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22:28

text messages I got from

22:30

the Manloff? I'm sorry

22:32

from the Crusaders? What?

22:35

Bachelorettella? Like everyone's

22:38

like horny for him.

22:40

Really? I mean, snap chatting

22:42

him. I mean, snapping it

22:44

and sending it to him.

22:46

All the Crusaders are... You

22:48

guys, what are they saying? Oh,

22:50

break me off a piece

22:53

of that. Uh-huh. He's like,

22:55

oh, is he single? Like,

22:57

you know, oh, he can,

22:59

like, he can, he can

23:02

poke me with something.

23:05

Like, you guys, you

23:07

guys are slept. I

23:09

know. It's so funny.

23:11

I'm, I'm, I'm so, I'm, I'm

23:13

so, I'm, I'm shaking

23:16

right now. I'm, I know.

23:18

Spring is, we're having

23:20

false fall. What was it

23:23

called? An Indian spring? When it's

23:25

like, when it's like, when he's thinking

23:27

it's about to be spring and then

23:29

it fucking snows. Is it gonna snow? I

23:31

don't know, let me check the weather, but

23:33

it's like, it was, we have a couple

23:36

nice days here. Oh God, we hear this,

23:38

this scandal. I want to, I want a

23:40

fucking full refund. So the other day

23:42

had a party for my friend, who's

23:44

going through some medical things, my

23:46

friend has breast cancer. So we had

23:49

a titty party for a titty

23:51

party for her. It's like a pity

23:53

party, but it's a titty party.

23:55

You get it? Did she love it? Yeah,

23:57

we had a good time. She's really

23:59

fine. And we, so I had everyone

24:02

at the house, so I went to

24:04

the house of night, so it was 60

24:06

degrees that day. So like the day, so

24:08

that day, I went, I mean, the

24:10

outside, the outside look nice, you

24:12

know, I have little, little, little

24:14

couch ability put out there, and

24:17

I have little, land turns and

24:19

like, I had plants, but they

24:21

all died from the winter. So

24:23

they're going to get some fresh

24:25

plants, because it's already spring is

24:27

sprung, it was 60 degrees. day

24:29

or two, then it was it

24:31

dropped to 20 degrees outside and

24:34

now everyone's dead. What do

24:36

you mean everyone's dead? Oh, the

24:38

plant. Yeah, I shouldn't talk about a

24:40

breast cancer party and then say

24:42

everyone's dead. It was not my friend

24:44

that just said my god. It was the

24:47

turn. You jumped the gun. You got it.

24:49

I don't think that's an eye of this

24:51

dead plant. But I tried to bring it

24:53

inside to see if it can breathe in

24:55

here. by the window and I gave him

24:58

water and tried to feed him but

25:00

he's like he's like he's like laying

25:02

like lifeless on my fucking table so

25:04

now it's like I don't want to get

25:06

full me once shame on you it's like

25:08

I don't want to get more plants

25:10

now it's nice out today it's going

25:13

to be 60 degrees today but it's

25:15

like the rest of the week it's gonna

25:17

be so I have to like wait

25:19

until it's like literally 70 degrees each

25:21

day because I don't I mean I'm not

25:23

a wait to like April Because March

25:25

you can still snow. And I'm not

25:27

ready for summer. I still like this

25:29

chilly weather. I like chilly weather to

25:32

wear like leggings and out still, but

25:34

like with a sweatshirt, like long sleeves.

25:36

So it's like not too cold, but

25:38

it's like, it's like air conditioning

25:40

weather. Boys love shorts, so I'm the

25:42

opposite. I would like to do shorts

25:45

and a hoodie. That's my favorite outfit.

25:47

Like that's my favorite outfit. Oh yeah.

25:49

Yeah. Well in Dallas when I went

25:51

to Dallas over the weekend it was

25:54

75. Oh my gosh. And I was

25:56

sweating and I'm like oh my god

25:58

I don't think I'm ready to. this heat

26:00

so I'm I still want to keep like the

26:02

the 60 and 50 degree weather oh no

26:04

I'm ready for spring I don't want

26:07

to be summer I can live spring it

26:09

can be my favorite season it can

26:11

be my favorite season if it was

26:13

spring year round I could be fine

26:15

because I could still give you like

26:17

what temperature I mean I don't want

26:19

to go to go swimming like I don't

26:22

like summer hot like if I want

26:24

to go swimming hot like I don't

26:26

know I think my perfect temperature outside

26:28

would be Um, 70, 72 degrees, like

26:30

inside temperature, like

26:32

room temperature. Ugh, that's

26:35

hot. 72's not hot? Yes, it

26:37

is. Oh, that's 65. I was gonna

26:39

say like 68, 69. Okay, yeah, 65

26:41

then, 67. 68. 68. That's the perfect

26:44

temperature, but then if you

26:46

want to go, it's too cold

26:49

to go swimming in that

26:51

though. Everyone has heated pools

26:53

now. So Harris. is a pool party. There's

26:55

a pool. So you can, like, wear your

26:57

bathing suit and go swimming. Are you listening

26:59

to hers? Is your daytime or nighttime? It's

27:02

nighttime, but, like, you can still jump in the

27:04

pool. And when I used to go, like, before the

27:06

show, I would wear a bathing suit so I can

27:08

jump in the pool. Like, crash. Who left to

27:10

dark care a lot to actually go swimming? Yeah.

27:12

I don't think you're allowed to, but I

27:15

would jump in and get in and get in

27:17

trouble. And get in and get in trouble. Yeah.

27:19

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fun if it was the night-time swimming pool

27:21

party though, right? I'm gonna wear a nice bumper. So remember when we

27:23

went to that psychedelic restaurant and they were pregnant? Yeah, young back.

27:25

I'm going back because I didn't get to enjoy it. I remember,

27:27

so that was when I had the stomach when you guys remember.

27:29

And I went because I was really trying to push myself and

27:31

I ended up just like barfing in the whole way. I just

27:33

couldn't hold it. But I was so excited because they performed because

27:35

they performed because they performed, they performed because they performed, they performed,

27:37

they performed, because they performed, because they performed, because they performed, they

27:39

performed, they performed, because they performed, they were, they were, because they were,

27:41

because they were, because they were, they were, they were, because they were,

27:43

they were, they were, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,

27:46

they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, So I ordered a

27:48

ginger ale to sip on because I was so nauseous. And then I

27:50

got a vodka ginger ale. So like really trying to

27:52

like pull through. It didn't work. No.

27:54

She was yacking everywhere. Oh my god,

27:56

horrible! If that happens again, I'm gonna

27:59

be so upset. have a, so just you

28:01

and one girl go like. Just name Frankie

28:03

and I think Amy's gonna try

28:05

and come. Where I'm gonna go a little

28:07

early so I can gamble, I'm not gonna

28:10

do the spa, I'm not gonna do what

28:12

we did because I just I feel like

28:14

I'm gonna have PTSD, so I'm gonna

28:16

go do lunch, gamble, do dinner,

28:18

and then go to Harris. I'm jealous.

28:21

I mean I wish I can combat, I'll

28:23

be there in spirit. But you're gonna

28:25

be a hot mess Vegas Vegas.

28:28

I'm going to try to do like, I'm going to try, I know. You

28:30

wait for your stories where you're like screaming. But I want to go

28:32

for a spot treatment maybe, and like to for a dip, but I

28:34

know I'm going to end up like, you know, on the floor.

28:36

There's no way you're doing that. You're going to be degenerates the

28:38

whole time. I'm going to be degenerates the whole time. I'm going

28:40

to be staying up till, staying up till generous the whole time.

28:42

I'm going to be, staying up, you're going to generous, you're going

28:44

to generous the whole time, you're going to, you're going

28:46

to generous the whole time. You're going to, you're going

28:48

to, you're going to generous the whole time, you're going

28:51

to, you're going to, you're going to, you're going to,

28:53

you're going to, you're going to, you're going to, you're

28:55

going to, you're going to, you're going to, you're going

28:57

to We wake up we go downstairs we have almost

28:59

as we go to Abby all day. We just can

29:01

never just stay sober. You're pregnant

29:03

that was when you're pregnant

29:06

all that though. Oh my god when we

29:08

were pregnant that was not the best

29:10

day ever. Yeah I was pregnant I

29:12

was in LA for something and it

29:14

was the first time like me and

29:17

Joey like didn't drink obviously so we

29:19

went to the cat cafe. We had

29:21

a car we were like driving up

29:24

mountains. Yeah I was like this is

29:26

how you live you live. Like this

29:28

is what you're supposed to do. Juice

29:31

isn't eating like, instead of blacking

29:33

out at the Abbey. It

29:35

was very rejuvenated. I still

29:38

feel, I still feel calm

29:40

and rejuvenative.

29:42

That was great. From it.

29:44

But wait, can we talk about,

29:47

um, this is sheer competition?

29:49

Oh bitch! Bitch! I saw it on

29:52

the news. I, so, the news. Ugh.

29:54

I literally thought I was

29:56

going to die and I wasn't

29:58

with my daughter. I couldn't find

30:00

her, I couldn't find her for 45

30:03

minutes. And I was like trying to

30:05

save other kids from the program because

30:07

they were getting trampled. It was

30:09

an actual nightmare. It was a

30:12

nightmare. You break it out, like what

30:14

happened, like where were you when, can we

30:16

talk about all this? Okay, guys. Well, yeah,

30:18

I just don't wanna. Well, yeah, whatever.

30:20

Everyone's telling their story anyway. So

30:22

we, so obviously I was at

30:24

NCA, which is like the biggest

30:27

competition in cheer. and so many gyms

30:29

go and like if you win NCA it's

30:31

like unheard of that you win and Giovanni

30:33

won. I'm so proud of her. Yeah I'm

30:36

so proud of her I cannot believe she

30:38

won NCA at 10 years old so I'm

30:40

so proud of her regardless of like

30:42

what happened and how like traumatic and

30:44

crazy the weekend was like it turned

30:46

out to be amazing and she did

30:49

a great job and I'm so proud

30:51

of her and her team for like

30:53

coming back after that day. But

30:55

yeah we were in Dallas for

30:57

the cheer competition at the Cape

30:59

Valley Convention Center. And you know we're

31:01

there all day. So we have to be

31:03

there all day because we watch all the

31:06

teams. So we're there from like 9 a.m.

31:08

to like 10 p.m. at night. Obviously we

31:10

have breaks here in there where we can

31:13

you know like leave, get already, you know,

31:15

have lunch, whatever. But it was Saturday

31:17

and she was set to perform at

31:19

like 125 or whatever. And so at

31:22

the convention center, there's like

31:24

a ton of halls. So it's A,

31:26

B, C, D. And I think there's E.

31:28

So there's five halls. So it's just

31:30

like a big stretch of a convention

31:33

center. It's huge, a huge building. And

31:35

then attached to it, you like go

31:37

through this hallway, and then there's the

31:40

Omni hotel. So that's where a lot

31:42

of people stay. And that's where the

31:44

bar is, the restaurant, the restaurant, you

31:46

can get food there. And a lot

31:49

of people stay there. too much chaos

31:51

and too many people and... There's

31:53

their poor area. Yeah, I just don't

31:55

like an overcrowded place where I stay

31:57

with Giovanni. So we stay like 10 minutes

31:59

away. whatever. So she was set in

32:02

format 125. So I had to

32:04

drop her off. I think it

32:06

was like 1130. I dropped her

32:08

off at 1130 in the team

32:10

room. And she's above the

32:12

coaches and the teachers and

32:14

everyone. Yeah. So when this happened,

32:16

she was in warmups. So I

32:19

dropped her off. I ended up

32:21

getting food. And then I watched

32:23

her walk out. And then she was

32:25

around like 1 o'clock. She was backstage.

32:28

So I had to go to Hall

32:30

A, which is like right by the

32:32

arena. And like I said, there's a

32:34

million halls, so it's just like mild

32:36

stretch of different halls, you know, where

32:38

the people perform, where the kids perform. So

32:41

I was in Hall A by the arena,

32:43

and where I was, she was like backstage.

32:45

So you have like the stage where they

32:47

perform, and then there's a backstage where they

32:49

like warm up and they do all that.

32:52

So we were kind of like in the

32:54

same spots, but I wasn't with her. I

32:56

couldn't see her, she was with her teen.

32:58

So on the line getting, you know, pizza

33:00

for her after, because I'm picking her

33:02

up after she performs, and I'm going

33:04

to see her on like 25 minutes,

33:06

she's about to go on stage to

33:08

perform, and I'm in line getting

33:10

pizza and soda with my two cheer

33:12

mom friends, and I'm paying, and all

33:15

of a sudden one of my cheer

33:17

mom friends says, Nicole, run. And it's

33:19

just chaos. Everyone's running to the stage.

33:21

So I'm thinking, oh my God, Giovanni's

33:23

on early. Like I'm missing her fucking

33:25

performance, freaking out. I dropped everything like

33:27

my soda, my pizza, I dropped it,

33:29

and I ran to the stage because

33:31

I'm like, I'm missing my daughter for

33:33

NCA. This is day one. She can

33:35

beat two days. So they can beat

33:37

two days. And I'm like, I have to be

33:39

there to see her. So I'm running to the stage.

33:41

And then. And then I'm like, wait,

33:43

like, everyone's like, everyone's running. I'm

33:46

like, is everyone running to go

33:48

see Giovanni? Like, this is a little

33:50

chaotic, like, calm down. And then,

33:52

and then I realize, she goes, Nicole,

33:54

there's a gun, run. And I'm like, a gun?

33:57

Yeah, she goes, Nicole, a gun, run. And I'm

33:59

like, a gun. And I just see all these

34:01

moms and cheerleaders running towards me to get

34:03

out the door over here. And I'm like,

34:05

what the fuck? So I'm just like looking

34:08

around like, wait, what did she say? Did

34:10

she say a gun? And all these people

34:12

are running. All of a sudden, I see

34:14

moms just like bouncing into each

34:16

other and falling on the ground.

34:18

Soda spilling everywhere, like fries everywhere.

34:21

And they're like, what the fuck?

34:23

And everyone's freaking out. And then.

34:25

It was just utter chaos. It was

34:27

a stampede of people just running and

34:29

pushing each other out of the building.

34:32

So I'm like, what the fuck is

34:34

this an actual shooting? And I'm with

34:36

two of the cheer moms and um... like

34:38

two children, one of the children, the

34:40

mom was with us. So I grabbed

34:43

the child and I picked her up

34:45

because she's getting trampled on and then

34:47

I pick her up and then I

34:50

fall because I'm getting trampled on my

34:52

arm, I still can't fucking move my

34:54

arm right. And people were just running

34:57

on top of each other in chaos

34:59

trying to get away from this shooter.

35:01

And so I pick up the girl, I

35:03

pick up the child and we end

35:05

up running outside. And we're like,

35:07

okay, we're outside and everyone's just

35:09

like, oh my God, what is

35:12

happening, like pure chaos? And I'm

35:14

with some of the cheer moms

35:16

from our gym and I'm like,

35:18

what is going on? And then

35:21

I'm freaking out like, where's my

35:23

daughter? Where's my daughter? Like, where's

35:25

my daughter? Like, where's my daughter?

35:28

Like, where is her team? Like,

35:30

where is her team? Children are

35:33

freaking out crying. It was actual chaos.

35:35

So we're standing outside for like 10

35:37

minutes. I'm calling the coaches. I'm like,

35:39

do you have Giovanni like hysterical crying?

35:41

They're like, yes, we're hiding in a

35:43

corner. Wait, but they got split up. So some

35:45

of the team was with the coaches and

35:47

they ran to like a hotel room and

35:49

barricaded the door. They were hiding in there.

35:51

But then Giovanni wasn't there. So I was

35:53

like calling all the moms like, did you

35:55

see Giovanni? Giovanni, do you know where she

35:57

is? I'm freaking the fuck out, hysterically crying.

36:00

Like how is this happening right now? And

36:02

then as I'm on the phone, everyone

36:04

stops running again. I hear fucking gunshots

36:06

outside. I hear actual gunshots. It's like,

36:08

did you hear that everyone's time

36:10

or did you hear the first time

36:12

you hear gunshots or no? No, I

36:14

just like saw the chaos of everything.

36:16

So I'm like, what the fuck is

36:18

happening? And then I don't know if

36:21

like it's actually happening outside. But then

36:23

when I get outside, I hear three

36:25

shots go off. And everyone just starts

36:27

running to the highway. So we are

36:29

outside of the building. We're like, you're

36:31

not, I feel like it was an

36:33

emergency exit. So like wasn't like prepared

36:35

for all these people. And then you

36:37

cross the street and then we go

36:39

over a bridge and then that's where

36:41

the highway is. Everyone was running in

36:43

the middle of the street. All the cars

36:45

were like, what the fuck, what the fuck

36:47

is going on? I'm running now and then

36:49

I see some of the kids from

36:52

our gym being trampled on again.

36:54

So I'm picking up all these

36:56

kids. I'm like, you have to

36:58

run, like just run. And people

37:01

are losing their shoes. People have

37:03

no shoes on. Everyone's bleeding. It

37:05

was a fucking nightmare. It was

37:07

chaos. So after we're running and

37:09

I get on the bridge. So we're

37:11

kind of like far away. I'm like,

37:14

where the fuck is Giovanni? What is

37:16

happening? So by the time we stopped

37:18

running, we were like a mile away

37:20

from the convention center. So now I'm

37:22

meeting up with some of the moms

37:24

that are on Gabin's team. One of

37:26

my mom friends had no shoes on.

37:28

She lost her phone. It was just

37:30

a nightmare. And she's like, where are

37:32

our kids? I'm like, I don't know.

37:34

And everyone's like sheltering in place in

37:36

like the nearby diners, the restaurants, some

37:39

hotels like wouldn't let people in because

37:41

they were like, we can't let you win. Like we

37:43

have to save. like our people. It

37:45

was messed up. Some people didn't

37:47

even let people in. So I'm just

37:49

clawing everyone. I finally figure out

37:51

that Giovanni is like two miles

37:53

away in a nearby movie theater

37:55

and she's hiding in a movie

37:57

theater. Hiding in a movie theater.

38:00

with some of her teammates. So they got

38:02

split up. So I'm like, okay, I need to

38:04

get to you. So I, I ended up,

38:06

before I found out she was in the

38:08

movie theater, I walked all the way back

38:10

to the convention center. I was ready to

38:12

fucking die. I was like, I need to

38:14

find my daughter. Like, I was coaches? Did

38:16

the coaches leave the kids? Are they everyone's

38:18

got separated? And ran. And selves? Yeah. So, so

38:20

there was four teammates together. Four

38:23

teammates together, four teammates together, but

38:25

one of the dads was with them. But

38:27

one of the dads was with them. So

38:29

like, thank God, like the dad

38:31

found them and was watching them

38:33

and like protecting them. But she

38:35

was in the movie theater. So

38:37

I meet up with all the moms

38:40

back at the convention center. And

38:42

by then there was like cops

38:44

everywhere, cops, there was like a bomb

38:46

squad there, which was weird. There

38:48

was like a bomb squad there, which

38:51

was weird. There was like a gang unit

38:53

there. There was a lot of people there. It

38:55

was very weird. Kids were lost for like three

38:57

hours. They didn't know where their parents were. And

38:59

Giamana didn't have her phone. Yeah, because she was

39:02

warming up. Yeah, if she had her bag and

39:04

she had her phone, I would attract her on like 60.

39:06

I wouldn't know exactly where she was. But she was

39:08

about to perform. I had no idea where she was.

39:10

So I find out she's at the movie theater and

39:12

it's like a mile away. So right when I find out

39:14

I'm running full speed, full speed for a

39:16

scum, four scum, down a highway, down a

39:19

highway, jumping barricades, jumping barricades, jumping barricades, jumping

39:21

barricades, jumping barricades, jumping barricades, jumping barricades. I'm

39:23

like and as I'm like and as I'm

39:25

like. People are like, oh my

39:27

God, Snoopy, can I get a picture?

39:30

I'm like, bitch, why not fucking shooting?

39:32

I can't find my daughter. Three people

39:34

ask for pictures. I can't. I'm like,

39:37

I cannot find my daughter. I just

39:39

heard gunshots. It was pure chaos.

39:41

I'm like, I'm a fucking pitcher. Like, are

39:43

you kidding me? So I yelled at them

39:46

a little bit. So, I yelled at them

39:48

a little bit. So, I couldn't

39:50

find my daughter. I finally got there and

39:52

like that's where like all the parents were like

39:54

reunited with the kids that were hiding in the

39:56

movie theater and it was just I was hysterically

39:59

crying she was hysterically And then I'm trying

40:01

to like get away. I'm like, let's

40:03

go back to the hotel right now.

40:05

Like, let's get out of here. I

40:08

don't want to be near this convention

40:10

center. Like, I don't know what's happening.

40:12

Let's just go back to our room.

40:15

We'll order a room service and

40:17

just relax for the day because

40:19

I'm like, there's no way they

40:21

can, you know, continue this competition.

40:23

There's just no way. So she

40:25

was scared to go outside. She's

40:27

like, like, like, like, like, So

40:29

it was weird. I had no

40:31

service at that time, like no service

40:33

and I had service all day. Probably

40:36

with so many people trying to use

40:38

it. Yeah, so I had no service, I

40:40

couldn't get an Uber, I couldn't get

40:42

a car and it's like a 20

40:44

minute walk. So I'm like shit, let's

40:46

just start walking. And then I see

40:48

a guy in a golf cart and

40:50

he's like, I'm taking people to safety

40:52

like where they're staying. And

40:54

this guy took us on a golf

40:56

car and drove us all the way

40:58

back to the car. If he was

41:00

a bad guy. No, he was like

41:03

wearing like a town thing. Oh. So he

41:05

brought us back to a hotel. It

41:07

was pure chaos. So

41:09

obviously, you know, the next day

41:11

they're like, we're going to

41:13

continue the competition. Like a

41:16

lot of teams left. Some

41:18

of the people in the

41:20

gym left because their daughters

41:22

were terrified to go back.

41:24

But she was like, no mom, I want to

41:26

compete. Yeah, a lot of people went

41:28

back. But a lot of teams did leave

41:30

because they were terrified. So when

41:32

you went back and obviously they had

41:34

a ton more security and everything was

41:37

fine, you know, it was a little

41:39

scary for everyone. But like, we ended

41:41

up having a great day and she

41:43

won the freaking competition. So I'm

41:45

glad it turned out how it

41:47

did. But now, like I'm seeing

41:49

like all the comments and everything

41:51

and the media, the media is

41:53

saying. that it was from two

41:55

drunk dads like fighting over nachos

41:57

and the Omni Poles fell down.

42:00

on the carpet and that's how everyone

42:02

said gunshot. Bitch, no, that's not what

42:04

happened. And so many people are commenting,

42:07

it wasn't a shooting, you guys just

42:09

want to pretend you were a

42:11

shooting, bitch you weren't there. I can't

42:13

stand all these comments of people like,

42:15

just like gas lighting everyone

42:18

in their experience and like not,

42:20

not believing us. Like we heard gunshots

42:22

and the Omni. So where this fight

42:24

happened, I feel like there's two things

42:27

that happened. at the same time. As

42:29

this fight happened with the dads,

42:31

that was a mile away from where

42:33

I was in Hall A. So it's

42:35

all the way. So Hall A is

42:38

here and then all the way down

42:40

here is where the Omni is. But

42:42

you have to go through a hallway,

42:44

they were by the bar and

42:46

it's carpeted. So if they're

42:49

fighting and poles fall, you're

42:51

not going to hear it a

42:53

mile away. I heard gunshots. I

42:55

have it on video. So. All

42:57

these comments of people like commenting saying

43:00

there was nothing when they weren't even

43:02

there like yeah I just want everyone

43:04

to know if you weren't there and

43:07

you didn't experience it don't fucking

43:09

comment on it because you weren't

43:11

there you didn't hear it and the

43:13

gas lighting and like making people feel

43:15

bad and like invalidating people's experiences

43:17

it's just so fucked up it's

43:19

crazy and even if there even

43:21

if I didn't hear gunshots

43:24

which I did in that moment of panic

43:26

that was a shooting You know what I

43:28

mean? Like people were running for

43:30

their lives. Children were screaming, crying.

43:32

So even if it wasn't a

43:34

shooting, the damage is done. You

43:37

were experiencing a shooting. You were

43:39

waiting to get shot out. You

43:41

were hiding for your life. So

43:43

regardless if there wasn't or not, like

43:45

the experience was still real. And

43:47

kids are still, it was insane.

43:49

And everyone's like, well, why did

43:51

you get video of it? I'm

43:53

like, I was in a panic.

43:56

Like that's not what where my head

43:58

was that my head was that saving my

44:00

daughter and getting the fuck out of

44:02

there. Oh my God. So it's traumatic.

44:04

I'm having horrible dreams. And she

44:06

avana, if she hears like a

44:09

sound, she freaks out because she

44:11

said she heard the gunshots. And

44:13

I was like trying to like not

44:15

tell her, but she was like, Mom,

44:17

I heard it. So she freaking her

44:19

things. So the kids are traumatized.

44:22

She was like scared to go back

44:24

to school. It's like, it's a

44:26

terrible, terrible experience. And

44:28

it wasn't And the media is

44:31

fucking lying about it, which, shocking,

44:33

whatever. Yeah. But it wasn't just

44:35

too drunk dads fighting over notchos.

44:37

It was something totally different. You

44:39

heard it your first. I mean, that,

44:41

those are things that are never going

44:43

to leave the, like you said earlier,

44:45

it doesn't matter what the outcome was

44:47

of it. The fear of, of your

44:49

life being taken from you, that severely

44:51

and that dramatically will never leave

44:54

you, you're shaking to the corpse.

44:56

No, in that moment. I thought my daughter

44:58

was dead and I was about to

45:00

get shot up. It was the worst

45:02

experience I ever, I ever

45:05

experienced. It was the worst,

45:07

it was a nightmare. It was

45:09

a nightmare. And all of us

45:11

parents, like, didn't know if our

45:13

children were safe. We didn't find

45:15

our kids for 45 minutes. It

45:18

was just pure chaos. That reminds

45:20

me of how it was the morning

45:22

of 9-11. We're like, like, everyone's

45:25

cell phones, like, I don't know

45:27

where. along the kids and calling your

45:29

parents like and was like and like

45:31

so like thank God all of you parents

45:34

are in cahoots like I think

45:36

for protocol going forward to now

45:38

they're gonna start doing this as

45:40

making sure everyone is on maybe

45:42

there's some kind of special hotline

45:44

or something like somewhere some kind

45:46

of GPS thing where everyone all

45:48

the parents can be together to like you

45:51

know what I mean thank God you guys

45:53

had to have everyone's phone numbers like

45:55

the dad that was Yeah, because

46:00

How scary. So I have a next

46:02

competition is just as big as this

46:04

one. So I'm hoping like we have

46:06

like security to where like they check

46:08

the bags now because you could walk

46:11

into that competition with anything. They don't

46:13

check the bags. You don't go through

46:15

a metal detector. You just walk in.

46:17

So literally anybody could bring anything in,

46:20

which is terrifying because this is a

46:22

children's event. Well, Texas is an open

46:24

carry so you legally can carry a

46:26

gun anywhere you want there. I honestly,

46:28

it sounded like it was just like

46:31

shooting in the air. I have no

46:33

idea, but there were gunshots. So don't

46:35

tell me there was it because you

46:37

weren't there. I heard it. There was

46:40

gunshots. Oh, I feel so bad. I'm

46:42

just glad everyone's okay. Everyone's fine. You

46:44

know, you know, some people got hurt

46:46

was like being trampled on. But I

46:48

mean I feel like the damage is

46:51

done when it comes mentally to like

46:53

these kids and the moms and I

46:55

literally thought I was dying with my

46:57

daughter. Being all the preparation you've done

47:00

for the zombie apocalypse, did you feel

47:02

like you're prepared for this or did

47:04

you not have your, your, honestly? So

47:06

now I know how I'm gonna react

47:08

in like a terrible situation and instead

47:11

of hiding and cowering, I was trying

47:13

to save everyone. Yeah. And I was

47:15

like not afraid to like go back.

47:17

I was starting to fight. I was

47:20

ready to fucking die. I was ready.

47:22

I was like, as long as I

47:24

had to run back in. I was

47:26

like, I was ready to save and

47:28

like fight. Running back into the room

47:31

to where Sissy was and try to

47:33

find her? Or like, yeah, I tried.

47:35

And that's when I realized she was

47:37

like the movie theater. So I was

47:40

ready to fucking die. I was ready.

47:42

I was like, as long as I,

47:44

my daughter's okay, like, I, I can

47:46

die. It's fine. Well, onto some lighter...

47:48

So everyone commenting on the situation, if

47:51

you weren't there, shut the fuck up.

47:53

Please. Because the fact they're saying, there's

47:55

no shooting, you just want to pretend

47:57

you survived the shooting. Bich, shut out,

48:00

you have no idea what we experienced,

48:02

you have no freaking idea, it was

48:04

life or death, and children were being

48:06

trampled on. People were getting hurt, it

48:09

was a nightmare. So if you weren't

48:11

there, mind your business and shut up.

48:13

That sucks, I'm sorry. That's fine, I'm

48:15

glad we're okay, and congratulations to Giovanni

48:17

and her team. They went NCAA and

48:20

CIA. And I'm so proud of them

48:22

that they just like overcame that. and

48:24

performed the next day and literally killed

48:26

it. So it was a great turnout.

48:29

You've been wearing her jacket around acting

48:31

like you once. Did you ever make

48:33

it to NCA as a cheerleader? No,

48:35

bitch! No! So that was like, it's

48:37

a dream. It's all, it's a miracle.

48:40

Oh, did you stop Paradise? Yeah, but

48:42

I haven't watched it since you told

48:44

me that it was, um... It was

48:46

underground or was it was a future.

48:49

Well, Paradise season finale happened and I

48:51

didn't watch it yet because I don't

48:53

want it to be over. So I

48:55

think I want to watch it tonight.

48:57

I don't know. I heard it's freaking

49:00

amazing. Well, I haven't seen it since

49:02

you told me that it was, um,

49:04

it was make leaf or no, it

49:06

was like, it was a different time

49:09

zone. Well, come on, man. I'm just

49:11

starting a new show. called the Leftovers

49:13

right now. You're starting too many things.

49:15

What's that reason? You need to like

49:17

stay with one show? You see the

49:20

leftover show? No, I'm staying with one

49:22

show. Okay, so leftover, it's not new.

49:24

It's like 10 years old, I think.

49:26

But Justin Trudeau stars in it, or

49:29

Justin Thoreau? Anyway, he stars in it.

49:31

And this is his famous, like, bulge

49:33

scene, where he's like, like, running down

49:35

this tree, and his whole dick is

49:37

hanging. Also, Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend, Chris... Zalkind

49:40

or something is. Zalkind? Oh, it's not

49:42

Zalkind. Zalz something. Hottie, hottie. And then,

49:44

it's like a star-setted cast. Live Tyler's

49:46

in it. Who else is popping up?

49:49

It's just like literally everyone in their

49:51

mother's in this thing called Left Over.

49:53

So I'm just starting that right now.

49:55

But the thing is, Wigglele's new fucking.

49:57

A show, and then I was watching

50:00

some other show with Courtney Cox in

50:02

it, like she lives in a haunted

50:04

house, which is so good, but I

50:06

had to stop watching because he starts

50:09

seeing the TV and whiling out. It's

50:11

like, being a single mom is really

50:13

taking a toll on my, my mental

50:15

health. Do you know what I mean?

50:17

And he's like, how he goes when

50:20

he comes over, he like cuddles with

50:22

him and like stays him over there.

50:24

And they, they, and that fun, but

50:26

it's like, he can even annoy, he

50:29

can even be annoying over there too,

50:31

so it's like. Honestly, I just, he's

50:33

still a puppy, it's gonna get better,

50:35

and he just needs to be trained

50:38

a little bit, and it'll be fine.

50:40

Because I remember when I got Rocky

50:42

and he was a puppy. he was

50:44

biting ankles he was biting everyone and

50:46

my kids were like we don't like

50:49

this like we just want like a

50:51

cozy cat dog to cuddle with and

50:53

just like sit there and Rocky ended

50:55

up becoming that like after he got

50:58

neutered and we did a little training

51:00

he only went to training for like

51:02

four days and he was like the

51:04

best dog. Should I bring him that?

51:06

Should I bring him to your trainer?

51:09

Probably yeah because he's really good. All

51:11

right so I'm looking Joey up with

51:13

with a trainer for Wiggles when he's

51:15

at Poppy's house. So Poppy likes to

51:18

have him all day. I probably could

51:20

like do things. Yeah. Just drop him

51:22

off and like get his stuff done.

51:24

Then he picks him up at like

51:26

four o'clock. That's perfect. Oh my God.

51:29

I hope that. Can you imagine you

51:31

come back with a different dog that's

51:33

like a cat? He's here. and

51:35

at the door right

51:38

now. He's gonna

51:40

come at get me. right

51:42

now, a monster. come back

51:44

and get me. Oh, but he's

51:46

aliens in the house

51:49

and he's like, Oh,

51:51

my God. his weird

51:53

finger under the door

51:55

trying to kill

51:58

everyone? the Wiggles right

52:00

now. in the I hope

52:02

you get like, of

52:04

little, his weird finger just,

52:06

so door, and I kill everyone? Yeah,

52:09

that's wiggles right now. Well, Smooky, I

52:11

this weekend. the rest of

52:13

And I hope you

52:15

just heard this weekend. And I hope

52:18

love you you Thank

52:20

you for listening

52:22

to my you for if

52:24

you were there, to

52:26

my I hope that

52:29

you're safe if you were

52:31

there, all in this

52:33

together. And I

52:35

love you so much.

52:38

and we're all love you

52:40

crusaders. and I love you so

52:42

much and I love you Crusaders.

52:44

happening. happening!