In which we answer 45 straight minutes of your questions and alienate everyone with our answer to Jean vs. Emma, Miles is probably too nice to win in a fight, we are really into The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Rachel is the Vega to Miles's Shepard, Excalibur is awesome, you should stop punching the DNA, Wolverine is Rogue, Longshot is the prettiest man, and Professor X is a pufferfish.

X-Plained:

Who would win in a fightThe Rachel & Miles Fastball SpecialCycloptometryBackissues, collections, and where to find themPodcaster 'shippingSpinoffsRachel Summers (more) (again)Five tattoosNon-X stuff we're intoX-Force versus the Comics Code AuthorityUltimate X-MenHow to keep track of crossoversTextual queernessThe Siege PerilousJean vs. EmmaSome good Nightcrawler and Iceman storiesDream teamsThe Glammest TimelineBest and worst code namesBendis's X-booksX-animals

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