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Hello again friends! I almost

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nailed it. And you are our

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friends! And welcome back to another

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edition of Jim Cornett's Drive through

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right here on another nice day.

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It is nice out, daylight savings.

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Everything's going on. We have

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so much to talk about. I don't even

0:36

know what to say. I don't even know

0:38

how to say it. I'm your host, The

0:40

Great Brian Last. That was the

0:42

theme to the Great Brian Last,

0:44

and that was a chuckle somewhere

0:47

deep beyond. from this man, the

0:49

leader of the Cult of Cornet,

0:51

Mr. Hollywood himself,

0:53

Jim Cornet. Well, you know, Brian,

0:55

that that noise that you just

0:58

made with your organ sounds almost

1:00

like the one that you made

1:02

last week with your with your

1:04

organ. Has your organ gotten

1:06

bigger over the last week or

1:08

so? Well, it sounds like it has

1:10

more, more, more oof to it. See,

1:13

I made the choice to go with

1:15

this instead of this. Or this. Oh

1:17

well see, so your organ, your

1:19

organ can get bigger

1:21

and fluctuate in size

1:24

is what you're saying.

1:26

Oh now it's just a teeny

1:28

little weenie. Well this

1:30

won't be a teeny weenie

1:32

show, we have a lot to

1:35

talk about, we have a big

1:37

review, a revolting or

1:39

a review of revolution

1:41

I should say. This

1:43

play of words there. You may

1:45

have been, what do they call

1:47

that, the Freudian slip? You may

1:49

have been somewhat correct there, but

1:52

nevertheless, just, we've only

1:54

did a show just a couple of

1:56

days ago and then boom, and here

1:58

we are now again doing. a show

2:00

and as you'll learn we've already

2:02

done some of this show later on

2:04

that you'll hear that we've done

2:06

before because we've done some of

2:09

the middle before we've done the

2:11

beginning in the end so we

2:13

like to do things that way if

2:15

we tie one show behind our back to

2:17

make it fair with the audience but

2:19

at the top of the program

2:21

here we've had some feedback on

2:24

on the social interwebs Brian both

2:26

you and me a chastising

2:28

us, ways that we should modify

2:31

our behavior or some

2:33

complaint about a recent

2:35

appearance or incident or whatever,

2:38

and we both, we need

2:40

to address these things. You

2:42

want me to go first with

2:44

mine or you go first with

2:46

yours? Or I'll go first and

2:48

tell them what yours is. I

2:50

have no idea where you're

2:52

going, so this is my show,

2:55

but somehow, uh, do whatever

2:57

you want. Fiddling with his

2:59

organ, folks. You already sounded

3:01

like you just want to

3:03

go sit down and play with

3:05

your organ. Ooh. Some people,

3:07

apparently out there, some

3:10

instigators, took exception to

3:12

an offhand remark that

3:15

you made on a recent program.

3:17

I think where we announced

3:19

that the total package

3:21

Lex Luger, good old

3:23

package himself, one of my

3:25

old... compadres from the

3:27

Crockett days. He's going to go

3:29

into W.W.E. Hall of Fame. And they filmed

3:32

it at DDP's house or DDP at

3:34

a video that was Lex or

3:36

what I can't remember even what

3:38

the context was. But you said,

3:40

yeah, you know, something like another

3:42

wrestler that DDP can film and

3:44

exploit that we went on with

3:47

the the thing. It was an

3:49

offhand remark. One of your crew

3:51

segment, that's what it was. That's

3:53

what it was talking to you.

3:55

Chris Cruz went on like a

3:57

god damn 10-minute social...

3:59

media tirade that Lex Lugar should

4:02

somehow be boiled in oil and

4:04

have the fat sold for soap

4:06

because of the horrible human being

4:08

that he is? And everybody just went

4:10

with that, but you say, yeah,

4:13

DDP is going to film it

4:15

and exploit it. There was an online

4:17

crusade against you. You would have

4:19

thought I kicked Mother Teresa in

4:21

the dick based on the reaction

4:23

head from people. No, you would

4:25

have thought DDP is Mother Teresa. And

4:28

secretly he's lived a double life. No,

4:30

I'm sorry some of you don't like

4:32

when realities are pointed out and

4:34

then you'll hear from people, oh, you're

4:36

so self-righteous. No, I'm not. I'm

4:39

righteous. There's a difference. I

4:41

have cosmic consciousness. Listen to me

4:43

people. He's the cosmic commander, ladies and

4:45

gentlemen. No, that was someone else. That

4:47

was Cosmo. He was a really good

4:50

Indian manager and a lead singer of

4:52

a, I don't know if I should

4:54

say fine band. But a band. But he

4:56

got over better when he was friends with

4:58

Jerry Seinfeld. What I meant to say where

5:01

I was going is, you know, if you

5:03

think back to when they did that,

5:05

Jake the Snake Roberts, they called it

5:07

a documentary, it was a fucking infomercial

5:09

for DDP yoga. I'm sorry. Every single

5:12

thing he does, if there's a camera

5:14

there, you have a little bit of

5:16

rock syndrome. And it looked... And then

5:18

people like, how could you have a

5:21

problem with him running? I don't have

5:23

a problem with him doing it, whatever

5:25

he needs to do with his business.

5:28

He obviously has done a great job.

5:30

He's rebranded three times in

5:32

10 years. He's doing a great job.

5:34

Wait a minute! Now hold on now.

5:36

I didn't want you to power more

5:38

abuse on yourself there, son. Well,

5:40

not only was it an offhand

5:43

comment that somebody lit a

5:45

little fire under somebody. to maybe

5:47

have, you know, organized a

5:49

militia over it, but also with

5:51

a bunch of other horrible things

5:54

have been said about the subject

5:56

of the clip we were talking

5:58

about, it seemed an... in an inordinate

6:00

response. Oh, he should get rid

6:02

of him. He said a bad

6:04

thing about DDP! I know it's

6:07

it was like, did we trigger

6:09

some kind of automatic? Wait a

6:11

few minutes. I'll make fun of

6:13

his facelift too. Now quit now.

6:15

Some of you. Hey. Oh, I

6:17

like the Alice better. Bring back

6:19

Alice. Really now? Now, everybody, everybody

6:21

our ages had some work done.

6:23

Nobody knows since I've been off.

6:25

I've had my tank tucked. There

6:27

was a bit of droopage going

6:29

on. But no, and in all

6:31

honesty, in all honesty, I know

6:33

Page, and he, the positively Page

6:35

thing is a gimmick because it's

6:37

not a gimmick. That's his gimmick

6:39

because it's his gimmick because it's

6:41

his gimmick because it's his gimmick

6:43

because it's his gimmick because it's

6:45

his gimmick because it's his gimmick

6:47

because it's his gimmick because it's

6:49

his gimmick because it's his gimmick

6:51

because it's his gimmick because it's

6:53

him because it's him because it's

6:55

him because it's him because it's

6:57

him because it's him because it's

6:59

him because it's him because it's

7:01

him because it's him because it's

7:03

him because it's him because it's

7:05

him because it's him because it's

7:07

him because it's him because it's

7:09

him because it's him because it's

7:11

him because it's him because it's

7:14

him because it's him because it's

7:16

him because it's him because it's

7:18

He's so positive about everything and

7:20

he's got the energy. I don't

7:22

know how the fuck that he

7:24

has the energy and I don't

7:26

know how the fuck with that

7:28

he deals with the god damn

7:30

personalities that he deals with it

7:32

can't just be for money because

7:34

I would turn to crime before

7:36

I would fucking deal with the

7:38

personalities had to deal with I

7:40

agree. I'm not saying it's just

7:42

for money and I'm not saying

7:44

he's not really nice guy. He

7:46

is a wonderful promoter having said

7:48

that that is constantly thinking of

7:50

new and different ways to promote

7:52

his positivity. Respect my positivity. Yeah,

7:54

it's one thing him working with

7:56

a wrestler and helping them get

7:58

their life back on track one

8:00

way or another and then you

8:02

don't hear about it until it's

8:04

done. It's another thing when all

8:06

of a sudden there's a camera

8:08

there. Like, you know, hey, Lex,

8:10

you're down and out. Can I

8:12

film this? It'll inspire people to

8:14

see you sitting there. Look, I'm

8:16

sorry that people were offended by

8:18

it. Sorry people were offended by

8:21

jokes every now and then. But

8:23

also looking, you know. look at

8:25

the reality of it. I'm not

8:27

saying Dallas Page isn't a nice

8:29

guy for helping some of these

8:31

guys out, but I'm also saying

8:33

some of it may be engineered

8:35

to help out himself too. Thank

8:37

you. And I'm telling you what,

8:39

and you know, all they need

8:41

to do to get into the

8:43

crib there is just fill out

8:45

that form for that life insurance

8:47

policy, and it's just a minor

8:49

signature on some forms, but no.

8:51

Jim needs a co-host that can

8:53

talk about yoga. He doesn't know

8:55

what he's talking about. Eat me.

8:57

Eat me? I already have a

8:59

host and can tell. You're a

9:01

big baseball fan. You know all

9:03

about yoga barra. Yoga barra. Isn't

9:05

he the one who said I

9:07

never met a man I didn't

9:09

like, but if I do? It's

9:11

Deja vu all over again? He

9:13

said it's Deja vu all over

9:15

again. There's a lot of quotes

9:17

that are attributed to Yogi Barra

9:19

that he actually didn't say, but

9:21

he kind of ran with it

9:23

once the media said that he

9:25

did. I mean, he was actually

9:28

a really smart guy for someone

9:30

whose like reputation was he was

9:32

kind of like, this Neanderthal who

9:34

just said funny things. He was

9:36

a really bright guy. He had

9:38

you, who, obviously, he's a business.

9:40

He lost the lawsuit, I believe.

9:42

Because a yogi bear which is

9:44

a clear bear a clear rip

9:46

off of yogi bear But I

9:48

don't think he won because he

9:50

didn't have a teammate named Bubu

9:52

So that hurt him in the

9:54

case Back to you Jim. Back

9:56

to me. Well, anyway, speaking of

9:58

whatever you said Neanderthal looking people

10:00

that say funny things I am

10:02

potentially taking a trip This this

10:04

summer have I have I told

10:06

you I may have told you

10:08

that this was dangled in front

10:10

of me But um and that's

10:12

it that's one of the things

10:14

that I'm gonna address about People

10:16

have been misunderstanding me on the

10:18

social media. I've seen the comments

10:20

because since we put up the

10:22

footage from the Queen of the

10:24

Ring premiere where I was obviously

10:26

looking wonderful and they're ready to

10:28

be you know to accept at

10:30

least my nomination for an Academy

10:32

Award for Queen of the Ring

10:34

which is right out right now

10:37

out right now in theaters and

10:39

potentially drive-ins near you. I'd see

10:41

it at a drive-in. Under the

10:43

stars, it's so much more like

10:45

a period piece. But anyway, we

10:47

put that video up on official

10:49

Jim Cordet on the YouTube, folks,

10:51

if you haven't checked it out.

10:53

And everybody says, well, look Jim

10:55

left his house. He's there. He

10:57

left his... I leave my house

10:59

all the time. I just don't

11:01

go anywhere to work so I

11:03

don't advertise it. Brian should I'm...

11:05

Should I advertise Thursday morning? I

11:07

got to go back Kroger and

11:09

get some gas and pick up

11:11

some extra sprite zero and then

11:13

drop off my dry cleaning So

11:15

if anyone wants autographs start in

11:17

the meat aisle and then work

11:19

your way around produce Yeah, starting

11:21

the meat aisle work your way

11:23

around produce straight to the fucking

11:25

chocolate Okay, you could if you

11:27

can imagine that trip And that's

11:29

the thing, that's the thing, I'm

11:31

leaving the house all the time.

11:33

We've been helping me in-laws, well,

11:35

they're not her in-laws, they're my

11:37

in-laws, and they're her laws, I

11:39

guess. Stacey's mom and stepfather, well,

11:41

he's a law of a different

11:44

law. But this is all interconnected,

11:46

folks, in some fashion. We've been

11:48

helping them move in, etc. etc.

11:50

etc. So I'm back, I just

11:52

don't have public appearances where people

11:54

are public appearances where people are

11:56

hearing that I'm leaving the house.

11:58

So I want to rectify that

12:00

mis-conscription right now, but I've been

12:02

invited to the Jack Feffer collection

12:04

at the universe. of Notre Dame

12:06

in up there in South Bend,

12:08

Indiana. And thankfully, they had that

12:10

big fire at Notre Dame. None

12:12

of the Feffer collection was damaged.

12:14

And I've been invited by none

12:16

other than the O.G., as the

12:18

kids say, of the historians. That

12:20

means he's old and... I don't

12:22

know what the G stands for,

12:24

but he was around when this

12:26

was not a popular thing. Wrestling

12:28

historians, Tom Burke is going to

12:30

be taking a trip and has

12:32

invited me because now I got

12:34

a guide, Brian. Because if I'd

12:36

go up, I've always wanted to

12:38

see this shit. But at the

12:40

same time, if I went up

12:42

there without somebody who's been there

12:44

before and because it's apparently an

12:46

amazing amount of stuff. And it

12:48

takes days and days, it would

12:51

take weeks and weeks if you

12:53

just saw every little thing. I

12:55

need somebody to, I'd be whistling

12:57

a stranger in paradise as the

12:59

cowboy used to say. I wouldn't

13:01

know whether to wind my ass

13:03

or scratch my watch. So now

13:05

Tom Burke himself, the illegitimate son

13:07

of Mildred Burke, has him, I'm

13:09

not going to reveal the dates

13:11

because now that I am a

13:13

movie star. You know, in Queen

13:15

of the Ring, in theaters near

13:17

you, I don't want to, you

13:19

know, tell people exactly when I

13:21

be there, because I'm afraid that

13:23

the campus would be mobbed or

13:25

wherever this library is housed, there

13:27

would be people outside waiting to

13:29

get, you know, autographs and pictures

13:31

and swoon over me. So I'm

13:33

going to keep that part quiet,

13:35

but I got to work out

13:37

with you when we're going to

13:39

be recording these fine festivities at

13:41

that particular time, so I can

13:43

take a couple days off. Grandpa

13:45

needs a couple of days off,

13:47

but that'll be fun. I'll report

13:49

back. I might even do a

13:51

field report. Boy, that's how Burke's

13:53

a smart guy. He said, which

13:55

sucker do I know with a

13:58

car who will pick me? up

14:00

and take me. And I'm not going

14:02

to, no, I'm not going to

14:04

fucking Massachusetts and I'm meeting him

14:06

in Notre Dame, Indiana is where

14:08

I'm meeting him. I'm not going

14:10

to fucking Massachusetts and pick him

14:12

up and carry him out down

14:14

there and then take him back.

14:16

You'll see, you're gonna end up,

14:19

hey, can you give me a

14:21

lift to the train station? Can

14:23

you give me a lift to

14:25

a little further down the next

14:27

thing you know you're in Massachusetts?

14:29

He can come with me to

14:32

Indianapolis. That's on my way back home

14:34

But I will buy him a subway sandwich

14:36

and give him a hardy hand

14:38

class for the invitation while I'm there

14:40

Well, what a gift who could say

14:42

no to that Well, you know, I

14:44

want to be fair about these things.

14:46

Somebody's going to spend a couple of

14:48

days of their life. You know showing

14:51

me around something at least I'm going

14:53

to do is reward them for their

14:55

efforts I wouldn't do it

14:57

for everybody, but I've known Tom

14:59

for 50 years. Every time he pulls

15:02

out his camera. Well, there you

15:04

go. I'm going to have him

15:06

take pictures of me and all

15:08

of the things that Jack Feffer

15:10

once touched. Once, once, once, once,

15:12

once, once, once touched, is what

15:14

I'm trying to say. And

15:16

his aura and his essence

15:18

and his mustard stains and baloney

15:21

grease will be on these things as

15:23

I cling them to my bosom.

15:25

I have some of his stuff.

15:27

I wish someone would like take

15:29

his handwriting and make a font that

15:32

you could type with. Like there's

15:34

rock letters he had? I just

15:36

want to be able to type

15:38

in that. It looks like somebody

15:40

trying to write some kind of

15:42

statement on a cell wall. But the

15:45

FFER trip, yes, I'll be doing that

15:47

and more on that to come this

15:49

summer. And also, I've received

15:51

criticism, Brian. It is

15:54

somewhat... Somewhat legitimate, but

15:56

at the same time I believe

15:58

a little unwarranted. And

16:00

I will try to explain,

16:02

when they saw the clips

16:04

from the Queen of the

16:06

Ring premiere, I had a

16:08

number of people tweet me

16:10

or comment on that my

16:12

suit was too big. And

16:14

more specifically, because you really

16:16

weren't looking at my pants

16:18

in most of these things,

16:20

my jacket was a little

16:22

bit, I admit my jacket

16:24

was a little big because

16:27

think about this Brian. The

16:29

last time that I bought store-bought

16:31

clothes, now the last time I

16:34

bought dress clothes, the last time

16:36

that I even wore dress clothes.

16:38

It's been five years now. The

16:41

times that I've worn dress clothes

16:43

have been when Dark Side of

16:45

the Rings shows up to tape

16:48

something when I went to the

16:50

world premiere of a movie and

16:52

I get when we took Stacey's

16:54

mother to a birthday dinner a

16:57

couple years a couple years ago.

16:59

is when I've actually worn a

17:01

shirt with a collar and or

17:04

a jacket and or a tie

17:06

and or any type of legitimate

17:08

human apparel. The rest of the

17:11

time I'm in a t-shirt, a

17:13

sweatshirt, sweatpants. So since the last

17:15

time that I bought the actual

17:18

clothing that human beings are supposed

17:20

to own, I was probably about

17:22

20 or 25 pounds heavier. Then

17:25

I have been for the past few years, but

17:27

I That jacket's been worn about 10 times and

17:29

it was the smallest one I had so I

17:31

thought I'd get by with it I like a

17:33

little room also Just so you know, is there

17:35

anything wrong with that? I thought it looked good.

17:37

It was kind of the look it makes you

17:39

look like a bigger geek when I have like

17:42

a bigger jacket and like your head just sticks

17:44

straight up out of it Wait, why do I

17:46

want what do you look like a bigger geek?

17:48

That's your whole gimmick, isn't your whole gimmick, isn't

17:50

it? Well, I wasn't trying

17:52

to do my I was trying

17:54

to be my real person there.

17:56

Oh, I mean it makes you

17:58

look it makes you look distinguished

18:00

Uh-huh. If you have like, you

18:02

know, the distinguished geese. It was

18:04

the gray. It should be a

18:06

line of clothing. It was, it

18:08

was the color, it was the

18:10

gray. It was good on you.

18:12

Well, I wanted it to match

18:14

my hair. I think black would

18:16

have been, you wore black a

18:18

lot in ovew, I guess. Did

18:20

I ever see you wear black?

18:22

Maybe a few times in the

18:24

80s, but I don't remember, any

18:26

time in the 90s, were you

18:28

wore black. sports jacket that I

18:30

would wear with a bright red

18:33

shirt and the black tie with

18:35

the black pants and the red

18:37

shoes sometimes and the blah blah.

18:39

I mean there was a way

18:41

to work it in. But OVW

18:43

you were all out of black?

18:45

Well no actually no some of

18:47

them were black and some of

18:49

them were navy blue and some

18:51

of them may have even been

18:53

a dark gray but because of

18:55

the quality of our television production

18:57

you could really tell a difference.

18:59

But there was a lot of

19:01

different shades in there that just

19:03

kind of blended in as one.

19:05

But anyway, so I apologize for

19:07

being a little baggy around the

19:09

the the jacket area, but that's

19:11

why I did wasn't. I just

19:13

didn't have time to go and

19:15

buy a new jacket for the

19:17

premiere. So would you rather have

19:19

seen me jacket off? Like I

19:21

said, I just had a shirt

19:23

and a tie. I thought you

19:25

look good. All right, well, see.

19:27

That's what you're supposed to say,

19:29

if you want me to do

19:31

the rest of this program with

19:33

you. Your acting was good? I

19:35

don't know about some of the

19:37

other people he acted with in

19:39

some of those skits, but your

19:41

acting was good? Well, basically, you

19:43

know, I was just trying to

19:45

find some, drum up some support

19:47

if the Oscar, and... I was

19:49

rebuffed in a couple of cases,

19:51

but that was just a, that

19:53

was an anomaly. It's what the

19:55

anomaly for, look that one up,

19:57

it's not used enough. What

20:00

are you laughing at? I don't

20:02

know why, but you talking about

20:04

the premiere made me think of

20:06

that girl again at the Revolution

20:08

Paperview. We're going to talk about

20:10

later. How confident she was. I

20:13

have something to say, and I'm

20:15

going to say, expose the business

20:17

more than any Mansfield right now.

20:19

This is going to be the

20:21

most profound thing that I've ever

20:23

said in public. I've worked shop

20:25

this. I've thought about this. And

20:27

to the one audience, that it

20:30

fell like a turn to punch

20:32

bowl. See, was Ash trying to

20:34

go back into correct her? Like,

20:36

what she meant to say, we

20:38

never will find out what Ash

20:40

was going to say there, but

20:42

she was so confident. She was

20:44

just so confident saying that. Well,

20:47

I don't know whether it was

20:49

that or whether he was going

20:51

to try to finish saying what

20:53

he had started saying and then

20:55

got lost because of the fact

20:57

that Tony was ignoring the other

20:59

two ladies who... were obviously supposed

21:01

to be part of this that

21:04

it was it was a you

21:06

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let's move on from here. Of

23:42

course, we have to talk about

23:44

revolution, but why don't we first

23:46

talk about a few segments from

23:48

Smackdown? Because like most weeks, the

23:50

matches don't matter. But the segments

23:52

where people talk to each other

23:54

is where things happen, and there

23:56

were a few things here that

23:58

everyone wanted to hear what you

24:00

thought of. Well, these are the

24:02

furtherings of the issues that we

24:04

are all concerned with in today's

24:06

modern world. And that's the thing. We're

24:08

going to be heavy with the

24:11

opposition promotion because of

24:13

the pay-per-view extravagance.

24:15

So we want to make sure

24:18

that we get a little WWE

24:20

representation in here because we don't

24:22

want people to lose track of

24:24

who's mad at who and why. But

24:27

since over the past, what... Three

24:29

and a half days between

24:31

Smackdown at three hours and

24:33

Raw at two and a half hours of

24:36

program content time, depending

24:38

on whether you watch

24:40

it with commercials or not,

24:42

if we try to get minute

24:44

with this thing, we'll all be

24:47

here till Thursday. And nobody

24:49

wants that. However, again

24:51

on Smackdown, they're

24:53

in Philadelphia. It's sold

24:56

out. There's 16,728 people.

24:59

Who says live theater

25:01

is dead? That's what

25:04

they're coming to see. There's

25:07

a commercial right now

25:09

that's playing during the

25:11

programs. They're bringing

25:14

raw to Louisville

25:16

in May, May 11th or

25:18

12th, there's one date

25:21

or another. It just

25:23

has... highlights and not

25:25

even a voiceover. Really as

25:27

much as a couple of

25:29

statements uttered. Roar is coming

25:31

and in the music in

25:34

the highlights. Hey Louisville get

25:36

ready and in the music

25:38

and they're not advertising.

25:41

There is talent that pops

25:43

up and says get ready or

25:45

we're coming or whatever. But

25:48

nobody promises to be

25:50

there. They're not telling you

25:52

shit. They're not promoting

25:55

a match. I assume it's the same

25:57

way in... I haven't watched village...

26:00

of local television to

26:02

see if they've got commercials saying

26:04

don't miss the big fucking showdown

26:06

between Tzawa and Chad Gable,

26:09

whatever the fuck, but they're just

26:11

coming to see the big stars

26:13

talk to each other and just

26:15

the spectacle of the program at

26:17

this point, or that because they

26:19

don't even know what they're

26:21

gonna fucking see. This is

26:24

ridiculous is what I'm saying to you.

26:26

I think for the most part depending

26:28

on the show you have a general

26:30

idea who will likely be there. Now

26:32

sometimes someone's not there until the next week.

26:34

There are certain people like the Rock

26:36

Ancena who you know aren't on a

26:39

normal schedule, even Roman rains. But

26:41

if he was going to show up anywhere, it

26:43

would be Smackdown typically until recently.

26:45

Until a wild card bitch is

26:48

all of a sudden. The good is bad and

26:50

the bad is good and the up is down.

26:52

Obviously they're the hottest they've been.

26:54

And... You know, it's interesting because

26:57

they're finally able to do what

26:59

Vince always really wanted, which is

27:01

to kind of just ride the

27:03

brand and succeed with that. They're

27:05

doing that now. But they also happen

27:07

to have a bunch of big stars who

27:09

are over. But more than ever before,

27:11

the brand, W-W-E, and I guess you could

27:14

even say raw in Smackdown, coming to

27:16

town, you kind of know what to

27:18

expect and you kind of want to go

27:20

for the ride. I would assume if you're

27:22

one of these fans. And remember we

27:25

were, some recent past shows criticize

27:27

a guy, we know what's going

27:29

to happen, the guy comes out

27:31

and cuts the promo, and then

27:33

the other guy comes out, and then

27:35

they get in a fight and they make a

27:37

match. Well now they've changed that

27:39

up, a guy just comes out

27:41

and fucking talks and leaves. And

27:44

the people are happy about it.

27:46

It's, they don't even need to

27:48

get in a fight right on

27:50

it. It's Randy Orton. Randy Orton.

27:52

He got a big entrance, he's

27:54

over, he got a big response,

27:57

and all he had to do was

27:59

mention... John seen his name and

28:01

they started booing. And Orton, you

28:04

know, he spends 10 minutes out

28:06

there saying, he did a great

28:09

delivery. And he sounded like he

28:11

was sincere and meant everything. But

28:13

if he'd had a, you know,

28:16

timer on him, said, we're gonna

28:18

blow the ring up if you

28:20

can't say everything you've got to

28:23

say in two minutes, he could

28:25

have done that. But he stretched

28:27

out about 10. And he said,

28:30

hey, he's always. been on top,

28:32

but now he's just a bottom

28:35

for rock. Oh, a rock bottom.

28:37

And then he knocked Owens. So

28:39

we both done vile things, always

28:42

in the name of business, but

28:44

I respect you as a wrestler,

28:46

but I got a problem with

28:49

you as a man because you're

28:51

filled with jealousy. And then he,

28:54

it, it, again, he went into

28:56

a lot of history with Owens

28:58

and Zane that could or could

29:01

not have been said if you

29:03

were short on time. And he's

29:05

going to prove that McAfee is

29:08

the only, only the second greatest

29:10

punter in the W.E. And he

29:12

played his music and he left

29:15

and the people were happy. We

29:17

got to see Randy talk to

29:20

us. So I know it's not

29:22

the... Well, I kind of pretty

29:24

much almost is now again, the

29:27

numbers, maybe not consistently, but the

29:29

numbers of the attitude era in

29:31

the buildings and on... It's definitely

29:34

not on television, but they don't,

29:36

even then you had to advertise

29:39

Stone Coal Steve Austin versus Fuggan

29:41

Undertaker or whatever to sell the

29:43

place out instead of promos from

29:46

so-and-so, you see what I'm saying.

29:48

Yeah. And again, people come to

29:50

react to what is said. Sometimes

29:53

just chanting what but in this

29:55

case the reaction and it's happening

29:57

everywhere anytime he's mentioned, the reaction

30:00

to SINA I thought was the

30:02

biggest thing that I took away

30:05

from this. And we, I mean,

30:07

because there, and I have to

30:09

think part of it is the

30:12

people most offended there are the,

30:14

are the, again, the most loyal

30:16

W. W. E. fans that, that

30:19

kind of sense that even if

30:21

they're not smart and living on

30:24

the internet in that respect, they

30:26

kind of sense that Rock and

30:28

Sina have come in and disrupted

30:31

their fucking ride they were taking

30:33

here and they're not, what the

30:35

fuck is going on? So it

30:38

wasn't as hard for them to

30:40

turn John Sina heel as one

30:42

would think. And a lot of

30:45

it is it's a newer audience.

30:47

Because they got more of them

30:50

than they did 10 years ago,

30:52

so they gotta be newer. You're

30:54

looking forward to Owens versus Randy?

30:57

You know I think it's going

30:59

to be good because Owens is

31:01

not going to we're not going

31:04

to see the level of furniture

31:06

and foolery with Owens and Orton

31:09

that we did with Owens and

31:11

Zane. So having said that I

31:13

think Randy will probably concentrate on

31:16

on making his big ass work

31:18

in the in and around the

31:20

ring area right and leave the

31:23

furniture to a minimum. I'm sure

31:25

there'll be some. But

31:29

hopefully they will

31:31

go in that

31:33

direction. I'd be

31:35

surprised if they

31:37

don't. Well, that

31:40

was talking segment

31:42

one on Smackdown.

31:44

Well, then we

31:46

came to the

31:48

9 o'clock hour

31:50

and we got

31:53

the emotional explanation,

31:55

exposition, confrontation, Between

31:57

Bianca Billa. Well, Bianca. Belair

31:59

came out for an in-ring

32:01

promo and obviously had to

32:04

be all emotional and call

32:06

her her friend Naomi out

32:08

but she gave the preamble

32:10

her her friends are fighting

32:12

and I've formed a bond

32:14

with both women and I

32:16

don't believe Naomi would do

32:18

this but neither one Naomi

32:20

nor Jade either one is

32:22

texting me back. So I

32:24

need Naomi to come out

32:26

and give her answers in

32:28

America. Okay, she doesn't want

32:30

to text you, but she'll

32:32

walk out here on national

32:34

fucking television and talk to

32:36

you about it in public.

32:38

At least in the old

32:40

days before these newfangled cell

32:42

phones, you could believe that

32:44

somebody wouldn't have talked to

32:46

somebody else for a fucking

32:48

week. I am talking some

32:50

people for fucking longer than

32:52

that, even with cell phones.

32:56

But she called Naomi out

32:58

and Naomi comes out in

33:00

a silver sequin neck brace

33:02

and bruiser broody boots. And

33:05

she looked the epitome of

33:07

sympathy with boo-boo face on.

33:09

And so Bianca is, you

33:11

know, I've called you here,

33:14

I've talked to you here,

33:16

and she's like, no, no,

33:18

this is what it looks

33:20

like. And Bianca

33:23

says, did you attack

33:25

Jade? And Naomi says,

33:27

all this is a

33:30

distraction. We got to

33:32

focus on WrestleMania. And

33:34

Bianca's like, did you

33:36

attack Jade? In Naomi's

33:39

like, Jade, Jade, Marsha,

33:41

Marsha, she's been piggy

33:43

backing off your excellence

33:45

or an experience. And

33:48

I was left off

33:50

to the side. Naomi

33:53

worked up some tears

33:55

over this. This may

33:58

have been there. their

34:01

audition to the Strasbourg

34:03

Institute. Brian, you think,

34:05

you know, with an

34:07

emotional Queen of the

34:10

Ring too? There you

34:12

go. An emotional performance

34:14

like this, they're gonna

34:16

be, maybe I ought

34:18

to start agenting them

34:21

now that I have

34:23

Hollywood connections. So Naomi

34:25

is crying now, and

34:27

she's like, I don't

34:29

give a damn about

34:32

Jade, because she didn't

34:34

give a damn about

34:36

you. Yeah, I was

34:38

left off to the

34:40

side while she was

34:43

piggybacking on you. Hopefully

34:45

piggybacking on you or

34:47

whatever doesn't have a

34:49

different connotation with the

34:51

young folks these days

34:54

than what I think

34:56

it does or else

34:58

I've just uttered some

35:00

type of horrible farm

35:02

obscenity. And then both

35:05

of them start talking

35:07

over each and nadered

35:09

with him. And finally

35:11

Bianca says, stop! Did

35:13

you attack Jade? Yes

35:16

or no? and Neomi,

35:18

Neomi, Neomi and Neanka,

35:20

Neomi tearfully milks it

35:22

and cries and says,

35:24

I did it! I

35:27

did it! And the

35:29

people boo! And the

35:31

fucking... I like it

35:33

with emotion is shown

35:35

in professional wrestling, but

35:38

I'm not sure that

35:40

I need to see

35:42

two. Young ladies recreate

35:44

a scene from a

35:46

lifetime movie of some

35:49

description, but then Naomi's

35:51

like, I did it

35:53

for you. And now

35:55

Bianca's crying too. Maybe

35:57

they got onions and

36:00

rubbed them underneath their

36:02

fucking, or some Vix

36:04

vapor rub. And it's

36:06

Dr. Phil here, where

36:08

Bianca's at me and

36:11

you were done. Naomi

36:13

said, because of her?

36:15

I did it for

36:17

you. I did it

36:19

all for you! And

36:22

Bianca walks in. And

36:24

then Bianca stopped. And

36:26

slowly she turned around

36:28

and looked. And

36:30

it's right as this, by an

36:33

amazing coincidence of timing. Right as

36:35

this emotional scene has taken place

36:37

and they've got the over-the-shoulder shot

36:39

of Bianca and the Titan screen

36:42

tron, whatever they're calling it these

36:44

days. On the screen, Jade pulls

36:46

up in the big fancy, fancy

36:48

Dan automobile. and jumps out, well

36:51

then jump out, but it gets

36:53

out and walks in with purpose

36:55

and passes right by Bianca and

36:57

goes to the ring and just

36:59

beats Naomi like just walks a

37:02

dog all over the top of

37:04

Naomi and hits her finish boom

37:06

and leaves her flattened there and

37:08

they play Jade's music. And there

37:11

we have it. So the first

37:13

two went out and cried over

37:15

each other for about ten minutes.

37:17

And then Jade came in and

37:20

just beat the shit out of

37:22

Neomi, and Nion Neomi, and Bianca,

37:24

Bianca didn't give a shit. Well,

37:26

she didn't do anything about it.

37:29

I hate it when these poor

37:31

young ladies just become all sideways

37:33

with each other. I thought a

37:35

few times here, you know, what

37:37

if this ends up being like

37:40

a double switch where, well, I

37:42

don't know if that's even proper

37:44

term, where Bianca also turns, it

37:46

was an idea to somehow get

37:49

Jade. But they didn't even do

37:51

that because Bianca and... Naomi both

37:53

wore black, Jade came out in

37:55

white. You know, I just, I

37:58

was trying to think, and you

38:00

know, I thought I was dressed

38:02

like she was in mourning. Yeah,

38:04

but you are, you are trying

38:07

to impart some kind. It's all

38:09

coinked ink, Brian. It's all total

38:11

coinked ink. When these women's colors

38:13

mirror some type of foreshadowing of

38:15

a turn or whatever, they're just

38:18

wearing whatever they look fashionable in.

38:20

Yeah, you made it. And you're

38:22

reading some kind of deep thought

38:24

that their wells are not that

38:27

deep, that they're going to be

38:29

tying all of these emotions to

38:31

the color of their wardrobe at

38:33

this point. I'm sorry to say.

38:36

But I actually like this segment.

38:38

And yeah, it went a while.

38:40

And yeah, it was emotional. But

38:42

it was a different kind of

38:45

thing than we usually see. It

38:47

was very emotional. They were both

38:49

crying as their friendship dissolved. Normally

38:51

it's the men's roster and AEW

38:53

that goes out and cries. I

38:56

was surprised that Jade for the

38:58

second time just came out and

39:00

kicked the shit out of Naomi

39:02

and that was it. Like that

39:05

was it. That was the end

39:07

of the set. I'm going to

39:09

kick the shit out of her

39:11

and that's it. Let's go to

39:14

the next thing. That's two times

39:16

in a row. I mean, are

39:18

they going to do a match

39:20

after she kicked the shit out

39:23

of her twice? I think that

39:25

the... I don't think that Bianca

39:27

is going to switch heel. I'm

39:29

pretty sure Jane, Jade, Jade, which

39:31

is a real name now, God

39:34

damn my faith myself. Jade, Jade

39:36

probably is of some description because

39:38

she's being awful fucking violent about

39:40

this, but Naomi is, but I,

39:43

she would be a heel based

39:45

on. You know, having

39:47

been the one to orchestrate this,

39:49

but I don't really know where

39:52

they're going, but I'm thinking that

39:54

Bianca is not going to be

39:56

a heel. And maybe what they've

39:58

done... with this

40:00

thing with her and Ria

40:03

Ripley and Eo Sky is

40:05

just had Eo take the

40:07

belt off of Ria for

40:09

this WrestleMania thing so that

40:12

they can in some way

40:14

or another potentially have the

40:16

the jealous Naomi take Bianca

40:18

out of it and Ria

40:21

wins it back or potentially

40:23

Jade somehow comes and gets

40:25

involved and gets involved and

40:27

gets involved and Hopefully Rhea

40:30

gets it back, cost Bianca?

40:32

I don't know what the

40:34

fuck is going on here.

40:36

But you, when we get

40:39

to raw, you'll hear, when

40:41

we talk about that, the

40:43

reaction that Rhea gets, compared

40:45

to even Bianca, but definitely

40:48

Rhea and Bianca compared to

40:50

Eo in Madison Square Garden,

40:52

was like, they're like, yeah.

40:54

Should they liked her when

40:57

she fired up, but I

40:59

mean this the women's world

41:01

title They need to do

41:03

something here with Bianca and

41:06

Jade and Ria I Don't

41:08

know why Eos involved in

41:10

this right now except to

41:12

be a temporary distraction. You

41:15

see where I'm going with

41:17

this? But am I getting

41:19

ahead of us? I? We'll

41:21

see how ahead of us

41:24

You get but that was

41:26

talking segment two on Smackdown.

41:28

Yes, and talking segment three

41:30

was Cody With his fucking

41:33

black eye. Holy shit. Well,

41:35

it wasn't even a black

41:37

eye Just you know the

41:39

the traditional black under the

41:42

eye above the cheek it

41:44

was a giant Swelling and

41:46

purple and red and the

41:48

shit spread over to the

41:51

cheek and Whether somebody

41:53

has a busted eardrum is not

41:55

visible or not but one can

41:58

see if that was... the heel

42:00

of this goofball's hand that hit

42:02

his cheekbone that the the the

42:04

cup of it the part that

42:07

cups the air and pops your

42:09

eardrum would have been right about

42:11

in the exact right place so

42:13

this fucking Travis Scott did did

42:16

he realize whatever the fuck it

42:18

is that he's in the music

42:20

business I understand did he realize

42:22

that he was turning Heel that

42:25

people were going to boo the

42:27

mention of his name and large

42:29

numbers and sold out arenas When

42:31

when he agreed to do this

42:34

thing or did they just say

42:36

Travis go out there with us?

42:38

Did he realize what he was

42:41

getting into? Oh, I think he's

42:43

better popular as crotch rot right

42:45

now I think he had to.

42:47

There's no way he is a

42:50

wrestling fan or wouldn't have known

42:52

that But it's not like that

42:54

he's going to make money off

42:56

of this, like the wrestling fans

42:59

are going, oh, we got to

43:01

go buy Travis Scott records now.

43:03

But I guess, does anybody buy

43:05

Travis Scott records? Are there records

43:08

anymore? How do people purchase? Maybe

43:10

they don't buy music. That's why

43:12

it sucks so bad. But what's

43:15

the deal on that, Brian? Most

43:17

people stream it now? And, you

43:19

know, some still buy it and

43:21

physical units is obviously a pretty

43:24

small market, but really recording artists

43:26

make their money through touring more

43:28

than ever before. Well, much, much

43:30

more than ever before. Well, hopefully

43:33

he'll be on a long worldwide

43:35

tour, old Travis. But anyhow, Cody

43:37

Rhodes is the, do you hear

43:39

the dusty inflections in this one

43:42

and in the one he does

43:44

on raw? The

43:46

inflections are dusty. It's amazing

43:49

Yeah, and I heard dusty

43:51

when Travis Scott slapped him.

43:53

I heard don't do shit.

43:55

You don't know how to

43:58

do Don't

44:00

do shit you don't know

44:02

how to do But if

44:05

he you know he promotes

44:07

Sina and He the question

44:09

is John why you'll probably

44:12

have a pretty well-crafted slick

44:14

answer, but there's no justification

44:16

baby I'm just telling you

44:19

it's amazing. You can hear

44:21

he's a well-spoken articulate Dusty

44:23

and the ebb and flow

44:26

in the cadence and the

44:28

rising of the tempo and

44:30

etc. And his dad was

44:33

afraid to perform in Philadelphia

44:35

because they were the first

44:37

ones. They had to paint

44:40

his face with the road

44:42

like the road warriors. So

44:44

they knew he was cool.

44:47

Because that's when Dusty started

44:49

doing the fucking deal where

44:51

him and the road wars

44:54

in Philadelphia to combat the

44:56

smart fans heckling him. But

44:59

then he said Philadelphia supported

45:01

and cheered for Cody and

45:03

they chose him And he

45:06

did a fired up promo

45:08

about John Sina and it

45:10

made you want to fucking

45:13

see this thing And that

45:15

is exactly what the fucking

45:18

champion needs to be doing

45:20

on TV and I can't

45:22

even try to paraphrase it

45:25

because it was Long and

45:27

verbose, but it I thought

45:29

it was great and he

45:32

finished up was John Cena

45:34

Clearly you want some we'll

45:36

come and get some and

45:39

everybody cheers and they love

45:41

him And there's how many

45:43

people did we say there

45:46

was 16,728 people and oh

45:48

we got to see Cody

45:50

talk? They that's all they

45:53

need to do now Good

45:55

promo, but anyway And then

45:58

I would it be. Just

46:00

as a footnote, let's refer to it.

46:02

Thankfully, LA Knight won the US title

46:04

back from Shaky Nakamura. Were you going

46:06

to say hey on something else? Yeah,

46:08

just one other thing. I will say

46:10

a positive about all this rock stuff

46:13

the last couple years. On promos, I

46:15

think it's helped Cody Rhodes finally

46:17

really come into his own. He's had

46:19

moments where you could do good

46:21

promos and get fired up, but it seems

46:23

like it's coming from a real place

46:26

more now than ever before and that

46:28

helps. Yes, and the

46:30

five bonus within it, and

46:32

you know what? And he

46:34

was talking about, I

46:36

guess he, was he talking

46:39

about Cody, what year would

46:41

this event? He was

46:43

talking about Cody. When

46:45

Dusty said, when I lay my

46:48

baby down on my chest, do

46:50

you know what he hears? The

46:52

hot beat of America.

46:55

Would that have been Cody?

46:57

About 38, 39 years ago.

46:59

Well, anyway. Yeah, it would

47:01

have been Cody, I guess.

47:04

And then I came out

47:06

later on, I said, you

47:08

know, you know what, the

47:10

baby hears. The indigestion from

47:12

the Taco Bell that you

47:14

ate last night, you son of

47:17

a bit. But anyway, but

47:19

yes, LA Night won the

47:21

US title back from Shaky

47:24

Nakamura. The crowd was

47:26

silent when Nakamura was

47:28

kind of in charge of this

47:30

thing and they still like LA Night,

47:33

but it was a blase match

47:35

and LA tried, but it just,

47:37

it wasn't good and they retired

47:39

and they didn't want to

47:42

see O'Sheaggy. But otherwise than

47:44

that, that was the smacketh of

47:46

the down. It most certainly

47:49

was, W.E. Smackdown for the 7th

47:51

of March and of course after

47:53

a... Show like that with so

47:55

much talking. Big stars, everything's

47:57

interesting, but you may be tired.

47:59

It may be time to lay

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helix mattress. Until you wake up

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but of course most of us

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if you get up every eight or

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that much longer to achieve oneness with

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your helix sleep mattress but folks

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it's designed just for you because

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when you go to helix sleep dot

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you like quiet bookwormish mattresses just

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know if if you're gonna answer

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why wouldn't you you don't know

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you're gonna sleep with the online

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sleep with the online mattress I

50:19

think Brian you can't argue what

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you're talking about this example we're

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talking to Mr. and Mrs. listener

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little baby listeners that may be

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ordering one of the child's mattresses

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kid, just put it on this.

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But if you go to helix

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Let's just make sure. Unless your

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then they will send it to

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perfect mattress design just but they've

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got a little cobbler at the

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that makes these things and the

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he keeps up with the orders

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they send them out quickly these

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are not statements of fact well

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no no you don't get a

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statement you don't get a statement

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you have to pay for the

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thing and then they'll send it

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back Yeah, but you don't get

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any statements once a... a great

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good helix. Yeah, boy, it stood

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up to a lot of hump,

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but it's got tremendous support. Jesus

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Christ. But nobody has ejaculated on

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them more than I have. But

52:34

folks right now No, I'm not

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gonna do it right now. I'm

52:39

just saying right now if you

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Well, surveys have shown that women

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there are no surveys. Here we

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those out of it. that promo

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code gym. It's JCE! For all

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of these things that we talked

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about. That's right, Helix sleep, and

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with that, I know we just

54:12

said it's a always a good

54:14

time to lay down, but let's

54:16

get back up and let's travel

54:19

to the future, or actually the

54:21

past, for the review of AEW

54:23

Revolution. Well

54:26

Jim, as the drive-through rolls on,

54:28

we have a big review, the

54:30

one everyone's been waiting for, the

54:33

AEW paper view, some people thought

54:35

it was one of the greatest

54:37

paper views of all time. What,

54:39

what? Other people thought the exact

54:41

opposite, I'm not sure who was

54:43

in the middle, it seems like

54:46

everyone took one position or the

54:48

other, but A-E-W revenue, I know

54:50

what position I took. On my

54:52

hands and knees got fucked out

54:54

of time of my life, I'll

54:56

never get back. That's what position

54:59

I took on the thing. This

55:01

was A.W. Revolution in Los Angeles.

55:03

They've broken me. They've broken me

55:05

to the point where I don't

55:07

know that I can muster up

55:09

enough outrageous indignation to fully express

55:12

the various... vehement thoughts that were

55:14

flashing through my mind as I

55:16

sat and was inflicted upon with

55:18

this thing is that what Uncle

55:20

Dave said on paper, this is

55:22

the strongest paper view lineup ever

55:25

in the history of paper view.

55:27

Well, they should have stuck with

55:29

paper because on video it was

55:31

fucking brutal. And I'm going to

55:33

even expose a little bit of

55:35

our own business here. We are

55:38

doing this part of the... The

55:40

drive-through episode that you folks may

55:42

be listening to now if you

55:44

are indeed Consuming the podcast instead

55:46

of a clip on YouTube one

55:48

way or the other the point

55:51

is I've just set and watched

55:53

this show. It's a Monday morning

55:55

The pay-per-view took place on a

55:57

Sunday night and a Monday morning,

55:59

it crossed midnight, the wee-bitching hour,

56:01

and then I got up my

56:04

watch-the-thing from eight o'clock in the

56:06

morning till fucking noon, and then

56:08

we're recording this because I have

56:10

a family commitment that we could

56:12

not do the whole... the whole

56:14

she-bang of a program today. I'm

56:17

helping the in-laws with some things

56:19

this afternoon. So we're going to

56:21

do the rest of the program

56:23

tomorrow because I said we don't

56:25

have time and there's no way

56:27

after I watch four hours this

56:30

that I could be in a

56:32

cheerful mood Brian last. In order

56:34

to start the program and not

56:36

just be, have people be suicidal

56:38

listening to me by the time

56:40

that we get halfway through it.

56:43

You said four hours, I'm guessing

56:45

you didn't watch the pre-show? Well

56:47

that was a point I was

56:49

going to make here shortly, but

56:51

since you jumped right into it

56:53

with both feet I will follow

56:56

along I'm talking about the paper

56:58

view ladies and gentlemen that was

57:00

past four hours the pre-show Was

57:02

another hour and a half they

57:04

had I've been on fucking sold-out

57:06

shows with six-figure houses that didn't

57:09

have as many people on the

57:11

card as they had on the

57:13

pre-show Would

57:15

you like to hear what was

57:17

on a pre-show? You didn't watch

57:20

this, did you? I saw bits

57:22

and pieces. I saw the end

57:25

of the Jericho segment and I

57:27

saw a little bit of the

57:29

big boom AJ thing, but that's

57:32

all I saw. I don't know

57:34

if there was much else other

57:37

than it. Well, I jotted it

57:39

down off the internet, just in

57:41

the interest of completionism, to let

57:44

the people know what... Kind of

57:46

show that the people in Los

57:48

Angeles saw before the show that

57:51

they came to see got started

57:53

That's a way that's a proper

57:56

way to phrase it, isn't it?

57:58

That's a way to phrase it

58:00

Hologram and commander defeated Blake Christian

58:03

and Lee Johnson. But you doesn't

58:05

gotta call him Johnson. Why you

58:08

could call him Lee, or you

58:10

could call him L.J. Where's Bill

58:12

Saluga when you need him? He's

58:15

dead. Well, we need him. So

58:17

then... They had an eight-man tag

58:19

team match. Player. Daddy Garcia and...

58:22

The unmitigated era. What is their

58:24

god-dam name now? The indomitable spirit?

58:27

The undisputed kingdom! I was still

58:29

going for era! Uh, Kyle O'Reilly,

58:31

Adam Cole, and Roderick Strong with

58:34

Danny Garcia defeated Shane Taylor, Lee

58:36

Moriarty, Carly Bravo. She sounds like

58:39

the traffic girl on local news.

58:41

And now to the helicopter for

58:43

a look at the traffic with

58:46

Carly Bravo! And Sean Dean. And

58:48

then help me understand since you

58:50

saw a bit of this, I

58:53

read the result as Chris Jericho

58:55

went to a no contest with

58:58

gravity. Did he float away? Obviously

59:00

if you look at his waistline,

59:02

he's been having a battle of

59:05

gravity for several years now. No,

59:07

I saw, I didn't see any

59:10

of the match. I didn't even

59:12

know what exactly the match was.

59:14

I just saw the postmatch where

59:17

Bandido, who was wearing a different

59:19

color mask, I didn't recognize it,

59:21

but first, was being held back

59:24

by Big Bill, who looks great?

59:26

He's in great shape. While Jericho

59:29

ripped the mask off, then he

59:31

went down and... You get that

59:33

weird thing where no matter what

59:36

they do to him he sells

59:38

his face because he's covering his

59:41

face? Like Ernie Ladd and Wild

59:43

Bull. Curry selling their ear when

59:45

they get stomped on the toe.

59:48

But yeah, punch in the gut.

59:50

Oh my God, my face is

59:52

exposed. And then finally, Bandito was

59:55

set free and he jumped on

59:57

his friend to cover him so

1:00:00

that no one would see him.

1:00:02

Then the family was at ringside

1:00:04

and it was doing a family.

1:00:07

I guess it was gravity's family.

1:00:09

I didn't have the commentary on.

1:00:12

I was just watching gravity has

1:00:14

a family. All of a sudden

1:00:16

there was a woman. What would

1:00:19

that, what would that be, would

1:00:21

that be, would that be like?

1:00:23

Title waves or what would what

1:00:26

would be related to gravity? What's

1:00:28

in the gravity family? See now

1:00:31

you're making me question what happened?

1:00:33

A.W. Revolution pre-show and Here are

1:00:35

the results I'm just what you

1:00:38

know if people were defying gravity

1:00:40

I'd like to know about it

1:00:43

and that one didn't have anything.

1:00:45

Let's see here are the results.

1:00:47

Well, I thought Jericho was the

1:00:50

newsmaker the Record breaker. The Master

1:00:52

Bader ripped off gravity's mask and

1:00:54

it doesn't say anything here about

1:00:57

the family. At one point there

1:00:59

was a woman and kids being

1:01:02

shuffled the ringside and they made

1:01:04

a point of showing it. I

1:01:06

figured it was gravity's family. I

1:01:09

think that was a dispute over

1:01:11

some kind of paternity suit payments

1:01:14

that one of the talent was.

1:01:16

Sort of like a Billy Travis

1:01:18

thing in Memphis. The angle here,

1:01:21

I'm reading a Russell Zone report,

1:01:23

the angle here with gravity and

1:01:25

Bandido's family was old school wrestling

1:01:28

and it was done well. All

1:01:30

right. Okay, and then apparently to

1:01:33

main event, got my notes here,

1:01:35

apparently to main event zero hour

1:01:37

and it was aptly named except

1:01:40

it was apparently an hour and

1:01:42

it was apparently an hour and

1:01:45

it was apparently an hour and

1:01:47

it was apparently an hour and

1:01:49

hour and it was apparently an

1:01:52

hour and it was apparently an

1:01:54

hour and The male models that

1:01:56

were run out of the W-W-W-E,

1:01:59

massage or menage and mansway, or

1:02:01

massage. and Menage or whatever their

1:02:04

names is with and

1:02:06

apparently now poor

1:02:08

Johnny, Johnny Nitro,

1:02:11

John, whatever his

1:02:13

last name is,

1:02:15

this point is,

1:02:17

is somehow affiliated

1:02:19

with these Cretans.

1:02:22

And they lost to

1:02:24

pockets, Mark Brisco

1:02:27

and the Costco

1:02:29

guy. Is the Costco guy over

1:02:31

on the west coast like he is

1:02:33

on the east coast or did they

1:02:35

get it or what happened? You know

1:02:37

they react just fine to him. He

1:02:39

throws good punches. The biggest reaction

1:02:41

was for big justice when he

1:02:44

got in the ring at the end.

1:02:46

People like he's the he's the the

1:02:48

the larger pudgy kid rather than

1:02:50

the smaller pudgy kid right whose

1:02:52

name is the the twizzler the

1:02:54

rizzler and he was at ringside

1:02:56

he came out dressed like orange

1:02:58

Cassidy so he was kind of

1:03:00

a mini orange Cassidy for the

1:03:02

match oh he'd he already

1:03:05

fucking outweighs orange Cassidy and

1:03:07

he's fucking five Johnny TV uh

1:03:09

there were some weird not weird but

1:03:11

You know you've seen people make out on wrestling

1:03:13

shows but this one they made a point of

1:03:15

him and Tyav Valkyrie just tongues all over each

1:03:17

other's faces it was kind of... Kind of

1:03:20

gross, I have. No, it's

1:03:22

okay, it's okay. It's that's

1:03:24

been blessed by a preacher.

1:03:26

They're married. Right, but no

1:03:28

one wants to see it,

1:03:30

is my point. I don't

1:03:32

think anyone wants to see.

1:03:34

Well, no, it's, it's, it's,

1:03:36

it's, it's okay in the

1:03:38

eyes of the Lord, as

1:03:40

long as they're officially betrode

1:03:42

each other, they can go

1:03:44

ahead and fucking, all kinds

1:03:46

of commissutra shit, yeah. Because again,

1:03:48

you didn't watch this, you wouldn't have

1:03:50

wanted to see. It was gross. It

1:03:52

was gross. And that was... Hey, I'll

1:03:55

tell you what, if tires involved

1:03:57

always want to see it.

1:03:59

Really? Anyway. We finally got to

1:04:01

the point where I joined

1:04:03

the festivities. A-E-W revolution on

1:04:05

paper view and on, what are they

1:04:08

on now? They on Amazon, if they're

1:04:10

on Amazon prime, does that

1:04:12

mean that every time one of

1:04:14

those screwy little trucks or now

1:04:16

people just in their normal civilian

1:04:19

motor cars pull up your house,

1:04:21

they're gonna hand you a box

1:04:24

with, when you open it up,

1:04:26

there's a god damn tape of the

1:04:28

fucking show. No, it just means you

1:04:30

go to the website and you

1:04:32

purchase the paper view and stream

1:04:35

it Yeah, I can stream shit off my

1:04:37

deck that I would rather watch Then

1:04:39

anyway They were in Los Angeles

1:04:41

the the city of the angels Seemed

1:04:44

like they had a decent crowd

1:04:46

for them these day you might want

1:04:48

to they didn't say how many was

1:04:50

there at least not that I

1:04:52

heard they didn't have any big

1:04:55

graphic like the other guys do

1:04:57

when they have big crowds, so It

1:05:00

seemed like it might be something

1:05:02

for them to brag over, but

1:05:04

did you hear any bragging about

1:05:06

it? According to Russell ticks, and

1:05:09

this was yesterday as of 4

1:05:11

p.m. Eastern time, I believe,

1:05:13

they had 11,322 tickets

1:05:15

distributed, only 423 tickets

1:05:18

available, and I have to say

1:05:20

it looked great. The house was

1:05:22

really, really good. It was the

1:05:24

best looking crowd from AW we've

1:05:26

seen in a very long time. Over

1:05:28

a year. Or since, when was

1:05:30

Greensboro? When they did the big

1:05:33

house for a year ago, right?

1:05:35

Wasn't that like last March? That

1:05:37

was last March. Beware the tides

1:05:39

of March. Okay, 11,300, even if

1:05:42

those are distributed, they're not all

1:05:44

paid and they have set up

1:05:46

for a little under, they could

1:05:49

have said, we have 12,000

1:05:51

people sold out graphic drone

1:05:53

shots. The other guys are, they

1:05:55

finally do it. If they

1:05:58

said anything I didn't hear it. And

1:06:01

they started the show off and

1:06:04

thank God for this! MJF is

1:06:06

the smartest man in wrestling. Because

1:06:08

he always, I think he goes

1:06:10

to, well I was about to

1:06:12

say I think he goes to

1:06:14

the production meeting, they don't have

1:06:17

them. I think he hides behind

1:06:19

equipment cases and listens to what

1:06:21

stupid shit is gonna be done

1:06:23

in the course of a show

1:06:25

and either goes on first, second

1:06:28

or maybe sometimes third. To get

1:06:30

the fuck out of there and

1:06:32

not to get any on him

1:06:34

and to still have a crowd

1:06:36

that will Watch normal logical common

1:06:39

sense wrestling and react to it

1:06:41

instead of having seen 47 different

1:06:43

Attempted mayhem's and vehicular homicides and

1:06:45

in this one he went on

1:06:47

for if I would have MJF

1:06:49

I would have asked to be

1:06:52

on a pre-show on this one

1:06:54

him and hang nail page but

1:06:56

Can you deny Brian last, that

1:06:58

it's awfully odd, that whenever MJF

1:07:00

was going to have a classic

1:07:03

match with somebody like punk or

1:07:05

Danielson, and they weren't going to

1:07:07

literally try to behead and disembowel

1:07:09

people on the undercard, he went

1:07:11

on last because that was the

1:07:13

money match. But now that they've

1:07:16

taken their company into the outlaw

1:07:18

mud show gutter and... negated much

1:07:20

of MJF's appeal with their shoddy

1:07:22

booking, he gets on first or

1:07:24

second and gets the fuck out

1:07:27

of there after having what makes,

1:07:29

a match that makes more sense

1:07:31

than anything else you're gonna see

1:07:33

on the show. Am I lying?

1:07:35

I don't know if you're lying,

1:07:37

but I think he's always gone

1:07:40

on early in the show, with,

1:07:42

you know, a few exceptions like

1:07:44

the punk thing, but, you know,

1:07:46

a thing him and Darby, that

1:07:48

opened up opened a few years

1:07:51

ago. Yeah but what else was

1:07:53

on that fucking show? Why he

1:07:55

wanted to get in and get

1:07:57

it over with? Yeah I mean

1:07:59

they always had nonsense but even

1:08:02

Even if there was no garbage

1:08:04

on the show, I still think

1:08:06

it's probably a smart move. In

1:08:08

terms of AW, I think MJF,

1:08:10

again when he's not in the

1:08:12

title match picture, or in a

1:08:15

big feud, he's kind of like

1:08:17

the perfect guy to start out

1:08:19

with because he does good stuff

1:08:21

and he does enough and nothing

1:08:23

goes too far and it ends

1:08:26

up being a great match. Now

1:08:28

I don't know about Adam Page's

1:08:30

haircut. I feel like MJ have

1:08:32

got saddled with Cody coming out

1:08:34

with that tattoo. He got saddled

1:08:36

with like he won the title

1:08:39

and then he got saddled. He

1:08:41

has to wrestle out of Paige.

1:08:43

He comes out with a, it

1:08:45

wasn't a perm, but it was

1:08:47

a very pretty little haircut. It,

1:08:50

I don't, I couldn't even come

1:08:52

up with a coach and simile

1:08:54

on what that haircut was about.

1:08:56

But here's the thing. So it's

1:08:58

Paige and Hangnail and... Again, MJF

1:09:00

is the best in the company

1:09:03

probably at putting smart matches together,

1:09:05

where shit gets a reaction and

1:09:07

it makes sense from in the

1:09:09

context of what you're looking at.

1:09:11

And MJF is also the smartest

1:09:14

guy at working like a heel

1:09:16

so you understand who the heel

1:09:18

is and giving the baby face

1:09:20

by proxy or process of elimination

1:09:22

or whatever, a little more oomph

1:09:25

himself because The people are wanting

1:09:27

him to foil the heel spots

1:09:29

or to give the heel taste

1:09:31

of his own medicine, whatever So

1:09:33

you got that going for you?

1:09:35

Hang nail as we know is

1:09:38

a blood drinker or was he

1:09:40

the drinky or the drinker? Who

1:09:42

drank who there him and swerve

1:09:44

their blood brothers? He drank swerve's

1:09:46

blood and I thought about that

1:09:49

when he spit in MJF's face.

1:09:51

I'm like oh anything with this

1:09:53

guy and fucking bodily fluids is

1:09:55

kind of disgusting Well, but the

1:09:57

point being, they probably come from

1:09:59

opposite ends of the spectrum and

1:10:02

I was worried... that MJF would

1:10:04

be trying to do too much

1:10:06

of this morons cockah to placate

1:10:08

him, but then when I saw

1:10:10

the finish and I realized why

1:10:13

it was mostly seemed like an

1:10:15

MJF match for most of it.

1:10:17

I don't know about that power

1:10:19

bomb on the knee, because in

1:10:21

this case, he power bombed Page's

1:10:24

back on his knee, but Page

1:10:26

is... Head went down and on

1:10:28

the mat, his legs jack-nifed up

1:10:30

over the top of it. I'm

1:10:32

not worried about Page, I'm just

1:10:34

hoping at MJ have done doing

1:10:37

it to anybody else. That would

1:10:39

be a hard sell for me

1:10:41

anyway. Because you're not going across

1:10:43

something that you can absorb with

1:10:45

the brunt of your upper back,

1:10:48

you're going... If you

1:10:50

like getting power bombed on a

1:10:52

balance beam and there's too much

1:10:55

margin for error where you could

1:10:57

go sideways or in this case

1:10:59

over the top or whatever and

1:11:02

I... Page... Page at one point

1:11:04

fired up after MJF hit the

1:11:07

ropes and ran and hit Page

1:11:09

in the face with his dick.

1:11:11

So that was an interesting spot.

1:11:14

I love MJF's hammerlock DDT. That

1:11:16

thing ought to be a fucking

1:11:19

finish. It looks better than most

1:11:21

people's shit, anything else that anybody

1:11:23

does. So of course it's a

1:11:26

two count. And you know, they

1:11:28

went back and forth and this

1:11:30

again, this was an okay MJF

1:11:33

match and a really good, maybe

1:11:35

the best ever Adam Page match

1:11:38

because they mostly made sense. They

1:11:40

went back and forth on false

1:11:42

finishes where Page is trying to

1:11:45

get the buck shot. He hit

1:11:47

it one turn the yes the

1:11:50

buck shot or buck snort or

1:11:52

whatever He hit it one time

1:11:54

MJF got his foot on the

1:11:57

ropes. He kept going for it,

1:11:59

but MJF would dagger or roll

1:12:02

away. And then finally MJF foiled

1:12:04

it into an arm bar and

1:12:06

held it for a while. And

1:12:09

then they were on the floor

1:12:11

for a while and then for

1:12:14

no apparent reason they're fighting on

1:12:16

the floor but Paige turns around

1:12:18

and gets up on the rail

1:12:21

like he's gonna moonsault the guy

1:12:23

off the railing around the the

1:12:26

ring while the guy's standing on

1:12:28

the floor. It just seemed odd

1:12:30

that he would, I'm gonna do

1:12:33

a backflip now, except that MJF

1:12:35

caught him, because that was the

1:12:37

next spot, and he gave him

1:12:40

a tombstone pile driver on the

1:12:42

folding chair that was sitting at

1:12:45

ringside, and that was different, and

1:12:47

it looked great, and it bent

1:12:49

the chair, and a doctor's checking

1:12:52

page, and... And then page rolls

1:12:54

back in and this was going

1:12:57

to start what would be an

1:12:59

epidemic of the night of shit

1:13:01

that looked okay in some cases

1:13:04

and definitely look dangerous in all

1:13:06

cases and would kill any normal

1:13:09

human being in all cases and

1:13:11

then they just jump back up

1:13:13

and do more shit. Yeah, page

1:13:16

was on the floor until like

1:13:18

eight and a half, he woke

1:13:21

up and then at nine he

1:13:23

jumped in. Yes, and then there's

1:13:25

MJF is crying and why you

1:13:28

and not me? I was asking

1:13:30

the same thing. Well, you know,

1:13:32

why am I ever to watch

1:13:35

this? No, that's the thing where,

1:13:37

yes, I understand he's working the

1:13:40

deal where he's mad and offended

1:13:42

that the fans started cheering friend.

1:13:44

I would be too cheering for

1:13:47

this puts instead of me. But

1:13:49

he just tombstone piledrove the fucking

1:13:52

guy on a god-dam folding chair

1:13:54

that's sitting on a concrete floor

1:13:56

and a guy beats the count

1:13:59

and now They continue the match

1:14:01

and page picks him up and

1:14:04

gives him a dead eye and

1:14:06

then a face buster and it

1:14:08

hits him with the buck shot

1:14:11

one two three and it was

1:14:13

a what the fuck did he

1:14:16

just tombstone him on a chair

1:14:18

on the floor and the next

1:14:20

three moves that happened page just

1:14:23

got up and fucking beat him

1:14:25

and I But

1:14:28

I'll tell you, it was

1:14:30

20 minutes, but it didn't

1:14:32

seem nearly as long as

1:14:34

the rest of these things

1:14:36

would because some of them

1:14:38

were longer also, but I

1:14:40

couldn't understand the finish. Why?

1:14:42

I mean, obviously they said,

1:14:44

okay, MJF. Everybody else has

1:14:46

tried to get this sorry

1:14:49

sack of shit over. It's

1:14:51

your turn. Do a job

1:14:53

for him, however he was.

1:14:55

You know instructed required or

1:14:57

contractually obligated to put this

1:14:59

fucking prick over But how

1:15:01

the fuck would did MJF

1:15:03

think it was a good

1:15:05

idea to do a devastating

1:15:07

move to him just where

1:15:09

he got up and kicked

1:15:11

his ass right in the

1:15:14

middle one two three or

1:15:16

did they make him? Do

1:15:18

a devastating move to the

1:15:20

guy so he could get

1:15:22

up and kick his ass

1:15:24

one two three I'd help

1:15:26

me I don't know how

1:15:28

I'm supposed to help you

1:15:30

I don't have any answers.

1:15:32

I think the Tombstone on

1:15:34

the chair looked incredible. Do

1:15:36

you think it's wasted if

1:15:38

it's... I guess... Yes. Okay.

1:15:41

Either. Either either, either, either

1:15:43

was completely wasted. Either, my

1:15:45

God, MJF is the weakest

1:15:47

son bitch on the planet,

1:15:49

Page is indestructible, or more

1:15:51

probably, all this shit's phony

1:15:53

and it doesn't hurt anybody.

1:15:56

And that's the the fucking God

1:15:59

damn attitude that most people get

1:16:01

when they see horseshit like this

1:16:03

and the people who are in

1:16:05

the audience who are the of

1:16:08

AEW who are the dedicated half

1:16:10

a million people or whatever that

1:16:12

are gonna fucking watch the TV

1:16:14

show or a hundred thousand are

1:16:16

gonna buy the paper view here.

1:16:19

They know that some of it

1:16:21

hurts but they're like awestruck that

1:16:23

That these fucking phony mother-fuckers will

1:16:25

God-dam work together to put on

1:16:28

a show where they try to

1:16:30

break each other's necks for their

1:16:32

benefit. Most people don't think that

1:16:34

way. And hopefully we're done with

1:16:36

MJF and Page. It seems like

1:16:39

the match ended and now both

1:16:41

guys can move on and we'll

1:16:43

see what they do. I don't

1:16:45

want to see Adam Page and

1:16:47

Sorve ever again. I don't really

1:16:50

need to see Adam Page and

1:16:52

the bucks camp again. I don't

1:16:54

know what they're going to do

1:16:56

at Adam Page. What are they

1:16:59

going to do with MJF? I

1:17:01

don't know. I don't know what

1:17:03

there is to do with MJF

1:17:05

right now. What is there to

1:17:07

do, Brian? I don't know. Unless?

1:17:10

Unless we transition to a sponsor

1:17:12

spot or whatever it is that's

1:17:14

happening right now. I don't know

1:17:16

what's going on. Well Jim, as

1:17:18

we take this short break in

1:17:21

the action, I think it's been

1:17:23

hard to ignore. MJF suddenly has

1:17:25

a lot more facial hair, a

1:17:27

mustache to go with his beard

1:17:30

and his chin. And of course

1:17:32

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1:17:34

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1:17:36

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1:21:24

JC-E. Brian, have

1:21:26

you recently trimmed around your head and

1:21:28

nickel area? I will tell you, I

1:21:30

have made some adjustments recently and have

1:21:32

to make a few more, and I'm

1:21:35

very lucky that I have Harry's here

1:21:37

in the house ready to go, because

1:21:39

I'm gonna need it, and I'm gonna

1:21:41

use it. I need a friend, like

1:21:43

Harry, from Harry. Well, and Harry ain't

1:21:45

gonna let you down, I'll tell you,

1:21:48

ever since he's been coming over here

1:21:50

to shave me. Every Tuesday afternoon at

1:21:52

3. He comes and that's why I mentioned being naked

1:21:54

because he's always wanting us to be naked when

1:21:56

we go to the bathroom for the shave. Well

1:21:58

Jim I could tell you... someone who

1:22:01

could use Harry, one

1:22:03

more time, what's that promo

1:22:05

code? J-C-E. That's right,

1:22:07

I could tell you someone

1:22:10

who can use Harry's, that

1:22:12

of course is Tony

1:22:14

Khan, and let's go back

1:22:17

to his wet dream,

1:22:19

A-W Revolution 2025. Well

1:22:21

now that we've got all

1:22:23

that settled, Brian, the

1:22:25

revolution continued, and unfortunately in

1:22:28

this case, the revolution

1:22:30

was televised. And we got

1:22:32

to see for the women's

1:22:35

title Mercedes-Man versus Momo

1:22:37

Wannabe. And again, I think

1:22:39

this was a situation

1:22:41

where they were looking at

1:22:44

the lineup and said, well,

1:22:46

we might as well

1:22:48

get this over with early.

1:22:51

I mean, seriously, two

1:22:53

girls doing too much that

1:22:55

they can't do for too

1:22:58

long and nobody really

1:23:00

gives a shit about either

1:23:02

one of them in

1:23:04

the overall scheme of things.

1:23:07

And at right around 18

1:23:09

minutes into this exhibition,

1:23:11

Momo came off the turnbuckle

1:23:14

and landed bad and

1:23:16

hurt her leg. The announcer

1:23:18

were saying ankle. My

1:23:21

suspicion might have might be

1:23:23

the knee. I don't know

1:23:25

if you've heard any update,

1:23:28

but Mercedes grabbed her, gave

1:23:30

her that shitty finish, and

1:23:32

then got some kind of

1:23:34

STF-like choke maneuver and Momo

1:23:36

tapped. And then I heard

1:23:39

on Twitter they carried her

1:23:41

out. So, what, and again.

1:23:43

All this crazy shit that

1:23:45

these people do and she

1:23:48

jumped off I think the

1:23:50

second turnbuckle and landed on

1:23:52

her feet in the ring

1:23:54

to do a rolling thing

1:23:57

and just landed wrong. But

1:24:00

did I miss any subtleties in this

1:24:02

match as to how it would be

1:24:05

the greatest woman's match ever or? No.

1:24:07

Was I saving a good amount of

1:24:09

time here? I don't think this was

1:24:11

much of a match. I don't know

1:24:14

about the injury or not, but they

1:24:16

either didn't mesh well together or it

1:24:18

just wasn't going to happen. I've never

1:24:20

really watched Momo if I've seen her

1:24:23

before, I don't remember. Wasn't very impressed

1:24:25

with her. And the fans didn't really

1:24:27

seem to impress with any of any

1:24:29

of this. Again, it's an A&W crowd

1:24:32

where they're quiet a lot and you

1:24:34

kind of have to try to figure

1:24:36

out are they just paying attention or

1:24:38

do they not like this? And they

1:24:41

didn't even really react at the finish

1:24:43

or at the end. So I don't

1:24:45

think they like this very much and

1:24:47

it wasn't a good match. I think

1:24:50

it a lot of, even in the

1:24:52

main events, they sit there and stare

1:24:54

unless somebody is chopping, which makes a

1:24:56

good loud noise or either. party gives

1:24:59

somebody else a big fucking bumper they

1:25:01

do a stunt and then they don't

1:25:03

care whether the baby face or the

1:25:05

heel is winning or in charge or

1:25:08

whatever it's just ooh they try to

1:25:10

kill each other which is where they've

1:25:12

got themselves which shows like this that

1:25:14

it can't be new it can't be

1:25:17

different they've done everything they can do

1:25:19

to the human body well we'll get

1:25:21

there but anyway Swerve Strickland

1:25:23

with Prince Nana versus Ricochet was

1:25:26

next up, Brian. And are they

1:25:28

ribbon swerve now that I've seen

1:25:30

people get marching bands and string

1:25:33

choirs, or not string choirs, but

1:25:35

string orchestras, and choirs, and all

1:25:38

can rock and roll bands and

1:25:40

all kinds of rock and all

1:25:42

kinds of musical bands and all

1:25:45

kinds of musical. a company been

1:25:47

on their entrance on big shows,

1:25:49

but have you ever seen one

1:25:52

unknown drummer play a guy? Have

1:25:54

fucking music to the ring. Here's

1:25:56

a bigger question. If done right,

1:25:59

that works well. Nothing like a

1:26:01

great drummer. Imagine that Gene Krupa

1:26:04

there. Nothing like a great drummer.

1:26:06

Oh, Buddy Rich would like a

1:26:08

word. Oh, yeah, well, he's like

1:26:11

a fist too. He's a tough

1:26:13

guy, Buddy Rich. Did the drums

1:26:15

work for the song? It didn't

1:26:18

go with the song. So then,

1:26:20

like, he's just banging away back

1:26:22

there and you can hear him.

1:26:25

And then the songs going and

1:26:27

it just didn't seem like it

1:26:30

just didn't seem like it worked.

1:26:32

or meshed well together. Do when

1:26:34

you when you think when you

1:26:37

think of swerves music and a

1:26:39

swerve when I drive and it's

1:26:41

kind of like it's the it's

1:26:44

the rapish it's the urban it's

1:26:46

the hip-hop it's that do you

1:26:48

think of drums? Exactly Keith Moon

1:26:51

couldn't play on that track. John

1:26:53

Bonham would have said are you

1:26:56

fucking kidding me? Like it's just

1:26:58

it's not the right place for

1:27:00

a drummer. I think could have

1:27:03

made that work. Did they identify

1:27:05

the drummer? Was it even a

1:27:07

famous drummer? I'm not even sure

1:27:10

who it was. I didn't know.

1:27:12

I don't know what. He just

1:27:14

did the drums and then here

1:27:17

came Swerve and the guy was

1:27:19

drumming the drums while Swerve was

1:27:22

swerving. Missed opportunity to use one

1:27:24

of the drums in a match?

1:27:26

No, well, if it's a missed

1:27:29

opportunity, it's the only one they

1:27:31

missed. And probably that poor guys,

1:27:33

and fuck you, you're not breaking

1:27:36

my fucking drums, I need this

1:27:38

in the park on Sunday afternoons,

1:27:41

make my rent. So anyway, they

1:27:43

rang the bell, swerve and ricochet.

1:27:45

What have I said about guys

1:27:48

worst instincts, where when you get

1:27:50

one of the gymnasts in with

1:27:52

a guy who can work, he'll

1:27:55

be calm down and it. Here,

1:27:57

Osprey is a classic example. When

1:27:59

you get in with MJF and

1:28:02

he can't do all the double

1:28:04

foolishness and his... has to make

1:28:07

sense. He's a heck of an

1:28:09

athlete and you can apply it

1:28:11

to wrestling. When you get two

1:28:14

guys that their whole thing is

1:28:16

they want to out, you know,

1:28:18

outdo each other with the hokey,

1:28:21

you know, Kung Fu movie scenes.

1:28:23

They nailed all their carte wheels

1:28:25

and their roundoffs and their backflips

1:28:28

and their legs slaps perfectly. That's

1:28:30

all the shit that they have

1:28:33

fun doing. But what looks like

1:28:35

shit is their their punches their

1:28:37

kicks any basic wrestling move like

1:28:40

a chinlock and Any timing and

1:28:42

any sense of the flow of

1:28:44

the match rather than getting in

1:28:47

the video game moves against each

1:28:49

other That's what suffers with these

1:28:51

guys and also the Overbookingness of

1:28:54

Tony thing I don't know I

1:28:57

don't know whether it's them or

1:28:59

whether it's Tony or what, but

1:29:01

at this point, does Nana not

1:29:03

look like the biggest prick? Ever?

1:29:06

Does Swerve not look like he

1:29:08

ought to just tell his fucking

1:29:10

useless bastard to hit the bricks?

1:29:12

They've made Nana almost ineffectual physically

1:29:14

and not even trying. Most of

1:29:16

the time made him look like

1:29:18

a pussy, but then... He bows

1:29:20

up and tells Swerve, you better

1:29:23

get my robe back. I've done

1:29:25

a lot for you. What? You

1:29:27

got your ass kicked for him.

1:29:29

Do you want to fight back?

1:29:31

And then, even in this match,

1:29:33

Nana tries to pull him off

1:29:35

the fucking guy on the floor

1:29:37

so he can tell him to

1:29:39

get back in the ring and

1:29:42

swerve loses his temper and shoves

1:29:44

Nana down. Well, okay, but then

1:29:46

Nana walks off on him. It

1:29:49

leaves a guy and stays in

1:29:51

the back for the rest of

1:29:53

the match until he comes out

1:29:55

and tries to fucking steal his

1:29:57

robe back Like the robe's more

1:29:59

important as Swearves getting his fucking

1:30:01

head caved in. And then after

1:30:03

Swerve wins and gets the fucking

1:30:05

robe back, he gets on his

1:30:07

knees and presents it to Nana,

1:30:09

like Nana's the king instead of

1:30:11

the prince. This story is, so

1:30:13

what the fuck, if friends like

1:30:15

that, I don't need enamis. I

1:30:17

actually thought, and I maybe still

1:30:19

think it would have been the

1:30:22

better option. Nana turned on him.

1:30:24

I thought Nana was gonna turn

1:30:26

and go with ricochet. Yeah. And

1:30:28

all three of them were wearing

1:30:30

white. You know, and I've been

1:30:32

kind of paying attention to the

1:30:34

colors, especially after the Jade Cargill

1:30:36

segment. The colors people come out

1:30:38

with and the colors people are

1:30:40

wearing. Usually it's white for a

1:30:42

baby face, black clothes for a

1:30:44

heel. Everyone was wearing white clothes

1:30:46

for a heel. Everyone was wearing

1:30:48

white here. So it was kind

1:30:50

of ambiguous. And when Nana left,

1:30:52

and then when he finally came

1:30:55

back, I was like, oh, this

1:30:57

is the time for Nana to

1:30:59

turn. And it. It would have

1:31:01

given him something to do and

1:31:03

people would have given a shit

1:31:05

at the same time it might

1:31:07

have made fucking ricochet interesting which

1:31:09

ain't gonna ever happen but anyway

1:31:11

that was the match is that

1:31:13

there was a long awkward struggle

1:31:15

on the where they were balancing

1:31:17

on the ropes but then they

1:31:19

jumped off without doing anything so

1:31:21

I think they lost it and

1:31:23

they tried to do a they

1:31:26

did a big move on the

1:31:28

Spanish announced desk and that table

1:31:30

didn't budge It looked like they

1:31:32

hit a frying pan. At one

1:31:34

point, Ricochet did a 450 off

1:31:36

the top and landed back first

1:31:38

right on top of Swerve with

1:31:40

every bit of his fucking weight.

1:31:42

And then not only got a

1:31:44

two count, but also what the

1:31:46

fuck? What do I tell you

1:31:48

about these fucking lunatics spinning around

1:31:50

off the top rope and just

1:31:52

landing wherever? And then they

1:31:55

did the bit with the robe,

1:31:57

and when Nana stole the robe,

1:31:59

Ricochet dove out on him and

1:32:01

knocked him down and then took

1:32:03

the robe back and put it

1:32:05

on. And then Swerve dove out

1:32:07

on Ricochet and Ricochet tried to

1:32:09

catch him over his shoulders in

1:32:11

a fireman's carry for probably a

1:32:13

death valley driver on the desk

1:32:15

or whatever, but Swerve was going

1:32:17

too fast and Ricochet's weaker and

1:32:19

cat's piss and he lost him

1:32:21

and dropped him on the floor

1:32:24

head first and then fell on

1:32:26

the side of Swerve's face. And

1:32:29

that could have broken his neck

1:32:31

twice in a space of two

1:32:33

seconds. And then again, Ricochet does

1:32:36

a big move and gets a

1:32:38

two count and Nana grabs the

1:32:40

robe and they have a tug

1:32:43

of war with the robe with

1:32:45

Nana and Ricochet. And Swerve rolled

1:32:48

Ricochet up, but Ricochet kicked him

1:32:50

off and swerve stopped short in

1:32:52

front of squishing Nana in the

1:32:55

turnbuckles. And then Ricochet came up

1:32:57

from behind with the roll-up and

1:32:59

pancake non in the corner and

1:33:02

rolled swerve up and swerve kicked

1:33:04

out and then gave him a

1:33:06

kick to the head and then

1:33:09

gave him the other kick to

1:33:11

the head second kick to the

1:33:14

head is whatever they call his

1:33:16

kick to the head and covered

1:33:18

him and got a two-count and

1:33:21

have a Jesus cry and then...

1:33:23

He picked Ricochet up and hit

1:33:25

him with some big fucking whoop-to-do

1:33:28

boom one two three Jesus why

1:33:30

was that necessary? They had the

1:33:32

momentum they had the tug-of-war with

1:33:35

the manager they had the manager

1:33:37

pancaked They had the roll-up and

1:33:40

the kick-out and then swerve kicked

1:33:42

him in the head boom cover

1:33:44

one two three Don't kick him

1:33:47

in the head again and then

1:33:49

pick him up It hit him

1:33:51

with something else, now you've lost

1:33:54

your fucking momentum. And also, you've

1:33:56

just beat the guy. flat when

1:33:59

you didn't need to beat him

1:34:01

flat because they would have been

1:34:03

happy to seem beaten with the

1:34:06

little out of the fucking roll

1:34:08

up in the pancake and the

1:34:10

blah blah blah. They can't stop

1:34:13

themselves from doing too much shit

1:34:15

and it then and ricochet's not

1:34:17

smart enough to the wrestling business

1:34:20