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John Jack Rich one O four seven FM. It's John tay Rich. So

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I was in Pinetop, Arizona, Northern Arizona this weekend, right, And

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when I drove up there, there's a couple of gas stations out like going

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to and even sometimes like I don't even need gas, Like I was at

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three quarters of a tank, but I was like, I'm gonna go pee

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here in pacing and I'm gonna fill up. But while I was doing that,

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I was walking out and I saw the lotto machine and I saw the

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lotto was like a nine hundred million on Friday, and the drawing was Friday

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night. So I had twenty six dollars on me and I about twenty dollars

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worth of a lotto tickets, right, So then the weekend goes by.

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My wife bought a bunch of a lot of tickets too. On my way

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home for good luck. I'm gonna go back to the same gas station,

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and I didn't look at any of the numbers, right, and I'm just

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gonna go and I'm gonna see if I want. I was kind of glancing

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at the headlines, not searching, but just looking to see if like billion

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dollars winners sold in pace in Arizona. You know what I mean. I

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was looking for one of those headlines, but I didn't focus on it.

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But I still felt like it won at least fifty sixty million, you know.

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So I give the lady my card behind the counter and she goes,

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what's going on. I go, I just want to see if I won

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the lotto, my nine hundred million. She goes, let me run it

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in for you. She runs in the card for me. She goes back, she looks at me and she's like, looks like you're going to work

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tomorrow. I'm like, hey man, little like so like angry. Yeah,

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and she'd be a really bad ear surgeon. I was like, if

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I won the nine hundred million, I'd be like, I'm gonna work tomorrow.

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Everybody. She'd give me like goose bumps and scared me. It's like

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a jump scared so nothing. I know him one from one million dollars sold

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somewhere in Arizona. Yeah, so if you're hanging on to him, run

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them through the machine. Yeah. But now it's at a billion, right

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Yeah, yeah, damn bad. I know what the think of the things

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you could do with a billion? Maybe eight hundred million, what cover?

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But a billion will? It's like, yeah, if you won the million

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dollars, that would be great, but like, if you won the million

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dollars, you wouldn't part of you be Like I was lucky enough to win

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the million, but not the billion. Yeah, yeah, it just sucks

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right all right, but still a million dollars you didn't have. So over

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this weekend two, um, we went golfing my kids. Three my boys,

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they've golfed their whole life. You know. I never really got into golf, but I golf with them about once or twice a year, and

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so we did a lot of golfing. Like and during that time of golfing

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with my kids, two days of eighteen holes, which is just ridiculous,

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especially I know people that like do like two rounds of eighteen in a day.

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I just don't get it right. So I realized as I'm sitting there.

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The first day I did, I did four holes, and then I

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just rode along with them the rest, right, and it was just so

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long. And then the second day I just rode along with them for eighteen

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holes. I didn't golf right, and it was so long. So here's

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what I thought, of because you know how like in baseball, they've modified

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baseball a little bit, like the basses are bigger. The pitching is like

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they have the pitchers have to pitch faster sooner, you know how they're in

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between pitches. So I started thinking of golf. And here's my idea for

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golf. Eleven rounds. Eleven rounds is reasonable. Eleven holes, eleven holes,

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eleven holes. I think you do eleven holes that you call it a day. I think when they start going eighteen for for me, I found

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eleven to eighteen was so draining. I was like, please God, even

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like nine at nine, I was like, you're done. We could be

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done here. No, but we wanted, okay, let's just go a

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little bit more. Eighteen holes. It's crazy golf. It's too much crazy

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golf man's got that kind of time, five hours, six hours of golfing.

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Bit and the and the golf world is just so fascinating, you know,

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the evolution of golf like that. This place we went to, they

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had old golf clubs on the wall and it was like eighteen hundred this golf

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clubs, and eighteen hundred doesn't look that much different than the one because changed

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the rules at all. Yeah. Fortunately, I've avoided that pretty much my

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whole life. I've been surrounded by every whole life. Everyone I love loves

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golf, and I'm just like, oh, yeah, I can only make

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seven holes and then you're seven holes. I'm out. I will drive the

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cart. I will still have fun. I will pick up your ball if you need you. I'll watch where it goes. But I don't want to

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plane. Yes, you know, you know see, but you're oh,

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you always have fun. I mean like, I mean like seven holes.

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That like seven holes. I was miserable to rest, you know, seven

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holes kiles, like laughing, joking, bigre It's like that's all. I

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was just like, man, And then it's so fascinating. And then I

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was watching this one guy golfing next to my son when they were hitting on

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the range and the dude was so out of shape and the best golfer we've

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ever seen. Oh really, And that's where you kind of go, come

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on, is this really your sport? And then I start thinking about why Tiger Woods is so great because he's the one that got a trainer, it's

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working out, or all the other guys before Tiger remember how bored he was.

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He was taking like ambion, like yeah, totally totally fried out of

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his mind and winning big majors golfing easy man, just and then and then

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the silk. They're so competitive. But I do like the bonding, Like

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my boys all bonded. That's crazy, you know, I mean like you

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and they're so like they know all the words, bogy, albatross, albatross

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is? No albatross is I don't remember. I think it's one overpar.

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I don't know. I don't Yeah, dude, I'm telling you all the

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language. Google albatross and golf. It'll tell you what it is, because

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that's a It came up one day in a trivial pursuit question and all my

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golfing kids got it. And it's funny because Kyle surrounded by golf know.

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I guess I'm not paying enough attention. It means three underpar okay right,

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also known as a double eagle. Right. Come on, man, come

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on you guys. John j. Rich. Yeah, if that last segment

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offended you, I am really really sorry. Please email our management at your

5:56

mom at iHeartRadio dot your mom dot com. It's John Jane Rich one to

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four seven. Kiss FM John Jane Rich Taytor Swift is in Los Angeles August

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seventh, I think, and that's a Tuesday. And I think she's playing

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like three or four shows in a row, sold out, you know,

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starting in the weekend ending on Tuesday. And my sister she's like, I

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have two tickets. She's like, get another two and let's go. And

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I'm like, I'm thinking about doing it. And I'm like, win are

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your tickets? She's like, Tuesday, mgdo concert on a Tuesday in LA.

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Like if it was a Friday or Saturday, I'm like, why would you get Tuesday? But I get it. It's hard to come by those

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get it? Yeah, I know, I know, I know, But I was still then I thought, like, I have potential to pull a

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string or two to go, But for me, that means I'd have to

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go to the concert, probably not over till midnight of one o'clock in the

6:42

morning, then do studio in LA so I could be on the air the

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next day, you know what I mean. And that's just not worth it to me. But the MEM's what the mems? What memories? All the

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fun stuff of a concert? Yeah, in your sifter? Too much?

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If you go, You're gonna be talking about Taylor Swift like she's the best

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thing that's ever happened, I know. And then my sister texts me yesterday

7:01

and she's like, have you seen the Barbie movie yet? And for some

7:03

reason, of course I saw the Barby movie. But for some reason I

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thought she was leading me to saying she was thinking about going to see it.

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And I was like, yes, I've seen it. I go.

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If you see it, just go and relax and have fun. Don't try

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to read too much into it because some people are saying that there's a message,

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some people there's not a message. And she's like, I saw it,

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Oh, then why are you asking me? Like I felt really weird

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the way she said it to me, Like I felt like she was asking me as if she should she should go see it or not. Then she

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goes, if you saw the Barbie movie, and you know how all that stuff takes place in Venice Beach where she lives, and all this other stuff

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takes place in Century City. That's where they go and they that's where Ken

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sees all the business and what men's live, men are like whatever. So

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she saw the movie in Century City and she said it was really cool see

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cent City. Anyway, these two women. There's actually a couple of these

7:47

videos going around of women fighting at the Barbie movie. Right have you seen

7:51

this stuff? Listen to this. This is a full on fistfight. Just

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come on, probably supposed to bring people together. Yeah, I'm like so

8:20

ridiculous. Also, get this real quick. Um, mister softy truck,

8:24

you're like the ice cream man. Um. The guy got complaints about this

8:28

guy he's an ice cream guy because it was like two in the afternoon and

8:31

people were bothered by the ice Cream Man music. So he's not allowed to

8:35

come to that neighborhood anymore. What's sad? I don't like the ask man. It's like part of your life, isn't nothing's more exciting than hearing that.

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It wasn't like, am I listen to this? Somebody was complaining about

8:46

the music, and so mister soft is not going to come down to our

8:50

street no more. If it's too late, if it's past, like you

8:52

know, ten o'clock at night, then we're like, okay, that's way

8:54

too late. It's waking people off. But sometimes it could be two,

8:56

three o'clock in the afternoon, where oh you're waking up my sleeping baby.

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Well, it's like, hey, well there's forty other kids in the neighborhood

9:03

that are running around in one ice cream. Yeah, people ruining good things.

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Okay, I'm gonna play something for I'm gonna tell you how this guy lost one hundred pounds. Okay, what's your listen to sound effect? Tell

9:16

me if you can figure this out. Do you guys recognize that at all?

9:41

Is that dance Dance Revolution? No? I was thinking like the wee

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but light fabers close, very close. Okay. Oh, I was thinking

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he joined the Blue Man Group. That's very good, Kyle, that's very

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good. So there's this guy so well, I was in Pine Time and

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there's a guy that I haven't seen a while and he looked totally different.

10:03

And my response and was like you look like you got taller. And he's

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like, no, because I lost one hundred pounds, Like how did you

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lose one hundred pounds? And it's by playing this video game called Beat Saber.

10:16

It's a VR game. So he puts the freaking head things over his

10:20

eyes that you have the controls in your hands and they're each lightsabers, and

10:24

when you hear that beat it's him smashing boxes. He's smashing these boxes and

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they get faster and faster and faster. And he played it like three hours

10:31

a day for a year and lost one hundred pounds. Didn't have to change

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his diet or anything, I don't think. So that's amazing. I mean

10:41

that is just when it comes to losing weight. I was like, yeah,

10:45

see Grant's got the videos up there. I mean, it's it's a

10:48

crazy way to lose weight. Man, that before and it was funny.

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Is I brought to my kids. They've all played it. Usually we don't

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have the VR thing, but they played it when they're at other people's houses.

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Right, I mean looks fun, but man, it must really work

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your arms, because he was you sit there and killed. And you can

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track calories that you burn on those vrs too. Oh really yeah, because

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I know my son Christopher plays some something called Gorilla Tag and it's like a

11:15

three hundred calorie game. Wow, Because he'll tell you it's like a loost.

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Three hundred galleries are burned. Three hundred galleries. That's a fun way

11:20

of just just speaks to how much like how important it is, the like

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movement, you know, get move in and that's a fun way to do

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it, which is the opposite of the ice cream man coming to town.

11:31

That's still a bummer though. You don't want to get some last call and

11:35

all the dudes kind of start creeping up on you. We have the solution,

11:41

give them the John Jay and Rich Drunk Dial line six h two eight

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nineteen thirty three. It's John Jay and Rich. Then one four seven Kiss

11:54

FM's John Jay and Rich. So I was telling you about Scissor and Travis

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Scott. So we drove to Pinetop on Friday, three and a half hour

12:03

drive and on the way to Payson, I think we listened a little the

12:07

past pace. We listened to Travis Scott album twice. That was my son

12:11

Dutch, then my son Kemp. He got to listen to what he wanted

12:15

to listen to, which was a three hour podcast on breaking down vitamin's nutrition

12:22

and cells. Yeah right, and there's still two hours left of that podcast.

12:28

Then on the way back, Jake and I and my oldest Sudden,

12:30

him and I were alone in the car together listening to his playlist. His

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playlist was Ozzy Osbourne, Billy Joel, Billy Idol, Deaf Tones, careless

12:39

whisper by George Michael and wham. I mean his playlist was all over the

12:43

place and he's twenty. He's like my workout playlist. What do you think

12:46

he worked out? The clarist whispers whisper. I'm all over that. Yeah,

12:50

man, it was crazy anyway, modern technology, technology anyway, Horoscope,

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what's a Vie Payton? I'm gonna tell you which Harry Potter character you

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are based off of your zodiac sign? Okay, Ashley, good morning?

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What's your sign? Good morning? I am a Chapricorn? Are you a

13:13

Harry Potter fan? I am? Okay? Greg? What do you got?

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Peyton? Capricorn? Unless there's something in their chart to offset this influence,

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Capricorns are ambitious people who will stop it nothing to achieve their goals.

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So Snape is a headstrong traditionalist prone to being skeptical, kind of like our

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caps who that's too good to be true? Too true? Is this Snape

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the bad guy? Or no? Is he? Or isn't? He saw

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the first movie and I only read the first book, You know what I

13:43

mean? There's there's a lot. He's got a lot. He's got a

13:46

complicated story. Oh he does. He was in love with Harry's mom and

13:50

she kind of messed him over. But that's not the first Oh yeah, and isn't like his whole thing that like he's trying to avenge Harry's dad or

13:56

something crazy like that. Well, no plot spoilers here, but he's way

14:00

involved in Harry. I believe he was also the mean guy in Diehart.

14:03

Was nashally have a great day. We went through We're we sold our cabin

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in Pine Top and we went My wife was like cleaning out everything, right,

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So we have all these DVDs, tons of DVDs and one of them

14:20

was die Hard and I was like, do I get rid of this? I don't think you should. Do you have a DVD player? Though I

14:26

do? Oh, it's just been hooked up in the back somewhere, Like

14:28

we never really watched DVDs. But then then there was like, uh,

14:33

so many movies that weren't opened yet I failed to be worth something. So

14:35

I was like, I'm gonna say this and they'll be worth something like much

14:37

year years later. And then I was like, yeah, who just donated

14:41

them all? Anyway? Yeah, I get rid of the clutter from Jonathan,

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what's your sign? Jonathan? Oh sorry, Sagittarius. All right,

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Sagittarius for you. Jonathan Hagrid had a fondness for adventure and his caretaking and

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magical creatures. You know. He loved to learn and teach and desire to

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change everyone's perception of so called what's dangerous. So you can't not love a

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Sagittarius, which is I mean, why Haggard has such a main fan base.

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Well, thank you? Yeah, I like Hagard him and his little

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owl. Yeah, Marcia, what's your sign? Hey? Good morning?

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My side is Gemini, all right. Draco malfoy knows how to play the

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social game. He picks the people and causes that he wants to align himself

15:30

with, and then he does his best to play the part, even if it goes against his conscious. So Geminis can also feel conflicted between your head

15:35

and heart, just like Draco. I think that is often true. Heyten

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you so much. I'm going to evaluate that today. Okay, has Marsha.

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Nobody wants to be a Draco? No, right, I just remember the guy who played Draco was in Planet Dames remake. That's right. It's

15:58

a weird talent of connecting put in their other movie. You watch a lot

16:03

of TV. I can't find anything good to watch right now. I can't

16:07

wait for Wednesday. Is the season finale of Hijack? Oh yeah, oh,

16:11

I forgot about that show. That TV show is so so good.

16:15

It's a six hour flight. I believe it's a six or seven hour TV

16:21

show and it is about a hijack and he walks you through the whole thing

16:25

and it is so incredible. Lincoln Lawyer comes out next week too. It

16:27

does good. Yeah, you'll be good. Yeah, Christlyin What's Your Sign?

16:36

I'm a scorpio? All right, Scorpios, you guys are a sign

16:40

with a bad reputation, which is why you can be a little secretive,

16:42

a little moody, dark and dangerous, all of which other qualities that apply

16:47

to serious black A scorpio will always keep you on your toes, just like

16:51

them. That sounds about right right. No, man, everybody's embracing their

16:57

dark side. No rights of a villain origin story? Okay, what do

17:02

you have? By the way, I'm assuming that Harry Potter is whatever?

17:04

What's Leo season? We are Harry Potter is, You're Harry Potter, your

17:12

main character energy? Okay, Leo's are natural born leaders, which makes perfect

17:18

sense for gryffindors like Harry Potter Leo's. You guys naturally attract attention and tend

17:22

to become popular within your social circles. And you're also a little brave,

17:26

a little loyal, protective, but also can be very arrogant and prideful.

17:30

Okay, what about Virgo. Virgos are meticulous and logic driven. This is

17:36

really funny to me. Okay, You guys strive for perfection, holding everyone

17:40

to high standards, especially yourselves, and when they can't reach these heights,

17:44

you're prone to anxiety and stress. Hermione studious nature is a perfect example of

17:48

a Virgo quality. I love her. Yeah, I feel like I feel

17:52

like you guys are very aligned about for Kyle or Libra. Yeah, libras.

17:57

Even though libras, you guys have reputation for being indecisive and romantic social

18:02

butterflies. You guys are also fair minded people who seek peace and justice.

18:07

So Minerva macgogonal has always had mechanical thank you, rich has always hard um

18:14

and fair with how you deal with your situations. I don't know what character

18:17

that is. That's a teacher, that's a Meggie Smith plays her. Is

18:21

that right the head teacher? She becomes in charge after a while, doesn't

18:33

she tell the little hat where you go or whatever? That's okay and right

18:40

anyway, Okay, I'll look it up and then I'll be like, oh

18:42

yeah, yeah, I think you will. She's one of the good ones.

18:45

Okay, what about right? Fisces is a final sign, and as

18:51

a result, you guys can take on the qualities of the entire zodiac.

18:55

So you guys are total empass You guys are ruled by your emotions and gift

18:57

with like this pidekick like into a and Ron Weasley may have had his low

19:02

moments, but he often lets his emotions override his judgment. He's also like

19:06

undeniably generous and sociable, which is perfect pis she married Hermione. And Ron

19:14

Weasley is the coat of all redheads. Okay, so you actually literally a

19:19

match made in heaven in more ways than one, exactly, all right,

19:25

So if we didn't get to your sign, they're all posted on our website, John Jay and Rich dot com. Speaking of Rich Rich Barretts, did

19:30

you guys go to my Instagram, go to my stories. Tell me you

19:34

saw that conversation I had with somebody. Oh yes, I saw that.

19:37

It made me laugh out loud. So I'm still talking to that person this

19:41

morning. Did you see that? Rich? I tied you in it? I did, but I didn't understand what was going on there, waiting for

19:45

the explanation today the other heads, Yes, oh you do, I reckon.

19:48

Okay, So this other this person messages me and says, I work

19:52

for Amazon. I'm dropping off a package at this house and it was too

19:56

heavy for the person that lived there. It was an hour with two.

20:00

So I go to drop it off and I look and I see Rich's head

20:04

on the glass and I'm like what. And then there's a picture and sure

20:08

enough there's a cutout of Rich's face. It's humongous, it's like actual size.

20:15

And then somebody I posted it and someone messaged me later and they said

20:18

it looks like that Stacy his wife behind him. Yeah, And I'm like,

20:22

what the hell is that that? Who's is there another person? There's

20:25

another head? Who's the other head? Another head? The other head is a former Miss Arizona. So we so have we stumbled upon a possible cycle

20:33

killers for the bachelor party. I've seen those yeah, I've seen those at

20:38

the at Stacy's Batcheloret party, and they seem to be making the rounds because

20:44

other people have shown me pictures of those. It's almost like they're where where

20:48

Where's Waldo? They're just showing up like you've seen him somewhere. Oh,

20:52

I've seen those plenty of times. Yeah, I've seen all the pictures. When they got all the cutouts, I knew exactly what that was. And

20:56

I bet you I know whose house you were at they were now, yeah,

21:00

you know, so you know whose house was I believe, so, yeah, I don't know who else. I would assume that it would be

21:03

missing former Miss Arizona's house and her head cut out was there. But I

21:08

like how Riches in the front try leading the pack of giant heads. I'm

21:15

glad you guys figured out, because I wasn't thinking, like just just now

21:18

when you were talking about it, like are there thousands and thousands of pictures

21:21

of Richard's heads? We do need them in here, though, Riches head,

21:29

we could do so much. Cut a little hole in the mouth.

21:32

You've already You've already got the rich pinyanda back there. That's all you need.

21:36

That doesn't look like you. We need the real life. I still

21:38

dress like that pinyada. Anyway, that's up. I put the picture or

21:45

the whole part of the conversation on my stories. I was trying to find

21:47

out what the person was delivering, what the name of the person was, but they wouldn't tell me any of that stuff. But they were just like

21:52

what the order was too heavy? They drop it off. They look and there's richest giant John J. Rich Rich What are three things we need to

22:00

know on this Monday. We talked a little bit about this earlier, but

22:03

nobody won the Mega Millions jackpots, So now it's at over a billion dollars.

22:07

This is only the fifth time in Mega Millions history that the jackpot has

22:11

reached a number of this high. The lump sum payout's gonna be five hundred

22:15

and twenty eight million dollars. That's after you pay all your taxes and whatnot.

22:19

That's what you end up with. Now. The odds are one in

22:23

three hundred and three million, So you're telling me there's a chance the jackpot

22:30

dry will be tomorrow night. Now, I'm not really sure why this is

22:33

happening, and I don't know if this is going to create some black market

22:37

for regular old light bulbs. But starting tomorrow you will only be able to

22:41

purchase LED lights from retailers. There was an official ban from the government on

22:48

incandescent light bulbs. It's going into effect, like I said, tomorrow,

22:52

they announced this to I guess help us save money and save the environment.

22:56

But don't worry if you already have regular old light bulb is not illegal to

23:00

own them, but it will be illegal to manufacture them and sell them.

23:03

So incandescent lightbulbs or like that one right there, Those are normal light bulbs.

23:07

Yeah, and what are LED lights like those up there? WHOA.

23:11

I feel like they slid this one right past us. Yeah. I don't

23:15

know if we should be upset about this or not. That's what the government

23:18

does. They try to do. That's why they dropped that whole UFO thing, trying to slide the light bulbs. But this is what we're taking care

23:25

of. There are a lot of critics saying they should not be the government's

23:29

choice. If you want LED lights, you should be able to buy LAD

23:32

lights. If you want regular old lights, you should be able to buy them. I mean people are still buying cigarettes. Oh my god. What

23:37

a great point. But you know that's the critics. So in any case,

23:41

that's happening tomorrow. So stock up in your light bulbs today if you

23:45

want them. Meta is searching for ways to keep people on threads. But

23:48

the people at like Facebook, Instagram or whatever, the whole Meta crew,

23:52

they're like, don't freak out. This is actually better than we thought it

23:56

would be. And so Mark Zuckerberg was like talking to all the people and

23:59

he was like, listen, this is going to be so much better. Once we improve the features like at a search button and a desktop app and

24:07

all the other things, people will stay with threats. Also, watch your

24:10

Instagram because they are going to start putting things in there so you can see

24:12

the quote unquote most important threats on Instagram too. They just want to make

24:18

it work. And that's three things you need to know. In the eternal

24:21

bottle of Morning Show supremacy, we are one of them. It's John,

24:27

Jay and Rich. I'm really like focusing on how to be like a better

24:33

husband and a better dad, you know, and I'm trying to like if

24:37

my wife asks me to do stuff, I try to do it, you know, try not to complain. And so she went to Pinetop last week

24:42

right by the way I was there. I was there Friday, Starday Sunday

24:45

seventy four degrees, so nice. I watched the degree go up as I

24:52

was driving home from piped up this Phoenix yesterday ended at one fifteen, started

24:56

seventy four. Anyway, So she's in last week and then me and the

25:02

three boys go up Friday. So she calls me. She goes, can you bring something up for me tomorrow? I said sure, She goes,

25:08

I'll text you what it is. I'm like, okay. So I'm getting

25:11

ready to leave you on Friday after the show, and she says, can

25:15

you please bring me the following the remote for the Pinetop garage on the sunflap

25:21

in my car. Tinted moisturizer. It's in the cabinet to the right of

25:26

my sink. It's a squeeze bottle. My mouthguard in drawer in blue case

25:30

to the right of my sink. Thank you what she says, got the

25:34

mouthguard, got a remote. I open up the medicine cabinet and it is

25:40

full of stop, full of stop. I go back and I read tinted

25:45

moisturizer in the cabinet the right of my sink. I look and there's so

25:51

many things that say moisturizer or tint or tone, squeeze bottle, and I'm

25:57

like, oh my god, am I going to screw this up? Up?

26:00

So I brought four things that I thought one of them would be the

26:04

right. Sure, Okay, I almost want to show you guys a picture.

26:07

I took a picture of the cabinet. See if you could pick out

26:11

what it is. So, out of the four things I brought, do

26:15

you guys think I nailed it? Yes? No, no, I don't

26:18

think you did. I did not. Why didn't you just FaceTime her and

26:22

be like, which one is it? Pay the stress? I'm to a

26:26

guy. I'm just gonna show the guy this. Okay, I'm too rich.

26:30

I'm gonna show you I told you what she wanted. Look at does

26:33

that be so confusing? Out of all those things on the cabinet, I

26:37

grabbed four of them and I was wrong. And I read each label and

26:41

it said there wasn't one that said tip moisturizer. There was moisturizer. There

26:45

was something called tone. There was one thing that had like was hiss said

26:49

tinted. You know how colpets on the sunscreen. Yeah this tan. There

26:53

was one bottle there that had like brown stuff around it that could be it.

26:56

Sure I was wrong doing that. I don't get it. So I

27:00

didn't bring her any moisturizer, any sun screen, it all whatever. I

27:03

then I go like this, I go, hey, look when I got

27:06

to the place, I unzipped the bag and I go, look, I got all the here's here's a remote, here's your mouth guard. And I

27:11

was like, here's I didn't know which one, but I'm sure I got

27:14

it. And she's like nope, but it's okay. She's like, why

27:17

don't you go back? Why do you drive back in that heat? You

27:22

give me the right thing? Relationships, man, this whole marriage thing.

27:29

Doing what I can. Um, Kyle, what's up with your kids?

27:32

Because I know rich your kids go back to school already. They've been back for about a week and a half. Already, I'm waiting for report cards

27:38

to cut like I've already got missing assignments right now. School, Yeah,

27:45

you're around. School is a different breed. I think Dutch starts school a

27:48

week from today. Um Camp starts school in Hawaii in September, and then

27:56

Jake starts on the twentieth. I think of August. What about your kids,

27:59

my kids when Dutch starts so weak from today they do. Yeah,

28:02

And we got like their teacher assignments over the weekend, and I was like so excited. It's so funny because it's like I reverted back to like when

28:08

I was in school, and I'm like, are my friend's gonna be in

28:11

the same class that they who got the same teachers? We so I'm like

28:14

texting the moms of ADDIE's friends, like, did someone talk get this teacher?

28:18

Yeah? And then a couple of her friends aren't in her class,

28:21

which I'm like, oh, mentally preparing for that, but like this the

28:25

first year adding Easton will be at the same school because Easton's going to kindergarten.

28:27

That's exciting and I'm dead. I'm like excited they're going to be on

28:32

the same schedule. But I'm like, no, no, you're not going to kindergarten. I'm in denial. I'm really in grown up so fast,

28:40

so fast. I said. Over the weekend, I was golfing with my kids and they're all young men, just weird. I just remember when they

28:45

were just a little like I go through and look at old pictures and I

28:48

show them look at this, and they don't care. I'm like, I

28:51

get all emotion about it. Um. Anyway, by the way, last

28:55

night, did you guys have storm? It was crazy powering out of my

28:59

house last night? Really At twelve fifty the power one out. And you

29:02

know, for me, I can tell because I have a sleep afternam machine,

29:06

a sea pat right, so I have a breathing machine. And when you have the breathing machine on and the power goes out, it's like you're

29:11

suffocating because also it's not pumping air in your mouth anymore, and just like

29:15

start sucking your face. I get up and I'm like, oh, crab

29:18

powers out of my alarm clock's out and my wife is already awake, so

29:22

it must take a delay for the machine to go out. And she's up

29:25

already. She's like, power's out and it won't be back on until two fifty. And I'm like, oh my god. She called SRP and I'm

29:32

like, oh my god, that's terrible. So I'm like, what am I gonna do? Because I snore. And my oldest son, Jake,

29:37

he's at the park with his friends watching the storm and she calls him get

29:41

home now at one o'clock in the morning. And then I take a lot

29:45

of nose spray so that if I'm not going to wear my breathing machine,

29:48

I don't snore. So I'm like, all right, So I grab my phone, set my alarm. The freaking storm is out of control of my

29:53

house, right, I mean, I'm thinking rooftops are blown off, right,

29:56

So then I yeah. Then five later, all the power from back

30:00

on, so I was able to put my machine back on and I got

30:03

up. Everybody's normally. I wake up this morning to do my hot tub

30:07

cold plunge, and everybody's normal and nothing. I get out of the driveway

30:11

normally when I drive in in the morning after a storm like that, there's

30:15

trees. I got a zig zag, Remember I got flooded over here,

30:17

atturneying here. I pulled it. It's like nothing ever happened. I don't. I think I may have slept through that storm. I don't remember the

30:21

storm hitting us at all. Yeah, I saw that there was like an

30:25

alert that there was something coming through. But I must have just been knocked

30:29

out because I did not flinch. Yeah, it was pretty loud, because

30:32

I usually don't wake up during work. Then I woke up. Oh yeah,

30:36

it was rocking. I knocked out last night, then you did.

30:41

It's the John Jane Rich radio program. Two names, four hosts, and

30:45

a whole lot of fun eats. John Jane Rinch. I was just texting

30:51

my wife something and when I hit send, I got a text from her

30:56

right when I hit send, and then I don't even know what she said, but I was like, I God, we text each other the same

31:00

time. Excited. You know what the message was. I should go back

31:07

and read it. Anyways, Time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks

31:11

of information. Rich has life hacks. So there's this list of social norms

31:19

that don't make sense. One of these things on the list I've said for

31:23

years. For example, these are things that are totally acceptable in the world,

31:29

but when you really think about it, they don't make sense. Wearing

31:32

a tie, I've never understood the tie. It doesn't make any sense.

31:37

And ties are somehow the standard for business at tire and it does nothing.

31:41

But I'm just telling you, these are the list that people say. They

31:44

don't make sense when you think about them. Okay, using your customer service

31:48

voice that sounds like nothing like your actual voice. I do that when I

31:52

answer the phone's here, I go good morning, because I am John Jane

31:55

Rich. Acknowledging other people's sneezes. I know you can easily say it that

32:00

same place you, I know, But when you think about it, pretty

32:02

weird that someone sneezes and you go, hey, bless you, and you

32:06

don't say anything when they cough. Buying litter. We buy special dirt for

32:09

our cat to poop in clapping. When you think about copping, I think

32:14

about that. Every one on the about to play or somewhere people copping, think about it. You're show an appreciation by smacking our hands together to make

32:20

a noise. You really get back and think about it's pretty weird. Yeah,

32:23

we cards, giving Hallmark cards, giving Hallmark money in exchange for a

32:30

piece of paper that someone's going to look at for ten seconds and then forget

32:32

about. Truth. My mom loves cards, and that I love cards,

32:37

But like she passed her card thing down to me, and I got a

32:40

whole box of cards at the house, you know, just in case,

32:44

and they got all like sympathy cards, thank you cards. Just yeah,

32:52

my wife has them too. But if you think about it. It's pretty silly balloons. Here's a plastic sack of my breath. Happy birthday. And

33:00

then number one social norm that makes no sense when you think about it,

33:04

is paying tens of thousands of dollars to bury corpses in the ground. That

33:07

is true, That's true. Which was the one that you feel like you've

33:12

been saying forever. Ties? Yeah, I worked at a job where that

33:16

you had to wear a tie, and I did for about a month and

33:19

I was like, this is stupid. I'm not wearing tie anymore. And

33:21

so I've really never really wanted. I mean Rich's wedding, I didn't wear a tie. I just don't. I don't like ties. That's a pretty

33:27

spoofy too, it was a pole on. Forty seven percent of us will

33:31

now avoid a store if it does not have a drive through the top reasons

33:37

we prefer them. Makes you get to stay in your car, and it's faster. I don't think drive through some of them and are faster, especially

33:42

in and out in Burger I've tested that over and over again, and go

33:45

into in and out a lot faster than drive. I think Starbucks too, it's better to go in. Yeah, Starbucks is fifty fifty. I think

33:51

I've actually done tests on that on my own. Really, yeah, I

33:54

us suppose about TikTok before my TikTok got canceled. But anyway, I think

33:59

Starbuck fifty fifty in my opinion. Payton, what color are tennis balls?

34:04

They're like yellow orange, like a yellow green. Kyle, what do you

34:07

think yellow orange? You got to pick one yellow green, neon yellow?

34:10

Well, the answer is either yellow or green. They're not both. People

34:15

say tennis balls are yellow. Thirty eight percent said green. Gen Zers say

34:20

they're green. Peyton says they're yellow green. That's a cyon Crayola cran has

34:24

a yellow green cran and that's the color of a tennis ball. Where a

34:29

man in Phoenix got stuck in so much chimney while trying to break into their

34:32

home. It took a crew of firefires to rescue him and he was checked

34:37

out of hospital and then he was arrested. Disney World now has Pickle milkshakes.

34:45

You yum. You know these movies, you know, the movies like

34:49

Oceans eleven, the cool bank heist movies, or they're trying to heist like

34:52

the Mona. Least there's something The biggest property theft in history happened in nineteen

34:58

ninety two. Men dressed as ops stole five hundred million dollars worth of art

35:02

from the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum in Boston, and the case is still unsolved.

35:07

In the art is still missing. Wow, has been a movie made

35:10

about that yet? Yeah? And how do they make their money if it's

35:14

still missing? Because it shows up that's when people pay for No, here's what If you watch those old school movies, it's someone like Elon Musk that

35:20

hires people to steal it and he's got it in his house so that he

35:23

pays them for the painting. But it's just all or he steals it,

35:27

but he has in his house. If you watch Pink the other movies. Yeah, great, I know a little bit about art. Uf H.

35:34

A lot of those people that steal that stuff use that collateral, like use

35:37

those paintings, those million dollars paintings for like drug deals, so it'll be

35:42

like heavy. Like the people that run the cartels will collect that art as

35:45

collateral and it's basically money like in a bank to them. Oh yeah,

35:50

yeah, it's like it's like you don't need money to bank if you got

35:53

the Picasso. Yeah, okay, shot. I thought you were going to

35:58

give some joke about getting images and social media. So I was looking through

36:06

these these life hacks and I saw the things that make you have a happier

36:08

life. You know. One of them is like drink water in the morning,

36:12

sleep better at night. And the one of them is always answer the

36:15

phone with your left ear. And then there was no explanation, So I

36:21

went down the rabbit hole of life hacks and found out why is it better

36:24

to answer your phone with your left ear? Well, how do you hear

36:29

better? Well, they say that phone carriers somehow when you put it on

36:34

the left side of your brain, the signals better and it gives off less

36:37

radiation. Of course, you want to go hands free whenever you can.

36:40

But also your brain can pick out higher voices in lower voices better from the

36:45

left side of your head, from your left ear than the right side.

36:49

So if you just automatically answer the phone and you put it up to your

36:52

left ear while you're doing it right, you're right here, that's no good.

36:54

Don't brought up radiation. I just saw the video yesterday and they were

36:59

talking about why you should never charge your phone by your bed. And they did a whole thing with this this I don't know a machine that's reads radiation.

37:07

And when you have your phone plugged in your head next to your head, like the radiation count goes up like five times. Oh I bet.

37:12

I was like, dang, dude, don't ever answer the phone. I

37:15

don't. I'm gonna get rid of my phone. You put it in there like in the bathroom or way across, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get a

37:20

landline and a long cord. The problem with that is most of us that's our alarm clock as our phone. Yeah, Like, I'm screwed because it's

37:25

right there that has to be when the arms read so I can press the

37:30

snooze button. Not me. I have an old school alarm clock next to

37:34

me, and my wife does next to her too, and so did my son. Capita. Does that creep you out? Because like you lost power

37:37

last night, so did you have to reset your alarm clock. I had

37:40

to reset my alarm clock, but then I wouldn't got my phone. And

37:43

I hit my phone kind of far away from my bed, but loud enough so that it would wake me up. And that's what woke me up.

37:47

But I mean that's only happened once in ten years of having a phone.

37:52

Once. We want you to be part of the show call us eight seven

37:58

seven, nine three seven, one oh four seven get on the air with

38:01

John, Jay and Rich one oh four seven, Kiss that John, Richie

38:07

Michelle. Yes, you need some advice for something right? Yes, sir,

38:14

please? How can we help? Basically, I ended up like a

38:19

few months ago, probably like December, I went to a metal rock concert

38:23

and at the concert I ended up, you know, meeting this really cute

38:28

guy and stuff. We hit it off really well, and at the end

38:30

of the night, we exchanged numbers, and you know, we kind of

38:34

talked like every day on and off, and then it kind of petered out,

38:37

you know. I mean he's been super busy with ork and so by m but you know, we kind of connected and I kind of felt a

38:43

little far too same forty. But anyway, my friends actually ended up finding

38:50

him on social media, and at first they didn't tell me because like they're

38:54

being just best friends, and I also, I'm not gonna lie. I

38:57

don't have the greatest track record with guys, and ironically, uh but anyway,

39:02

back to his story, Um, so can you stop crushing canst?

39:08

What are you doing? Oh, I'm like restocking my my my friends that

39:14

has a how did you ask us? What tell us what you're restocking advice

39:23

on that we're putting on the rock show. There's a bunch of tequila.

39:27

But anyway, but anyway, No, So I'm gonna be going to a

39:31

rock concert this weekend, like a metal concert again. And so I asked

39:36

him like, Hey, I'm gonna be going to you know the concert that's

39:38

in Sacramento happening or did you happen to buy a ticket. Maybe we can

39:43

meet up? And he was like yeah, no, I'm gonna go.

39:45

Like I'd love to meet up with you, Like maybe we can like grab

39:49

some food before maybe after, Like we're kind of like setting up like a

39:52

date. And I was getting really excited. Well, my friends again,

39:54

like I mentioned, they found him on social media and so when I was

39:59

telling them about this, they were like, okay, girl, like we gotta tell you. We think he has a girlfriend. And I was like

40:04

excuse me. So we all like scrolled off on his Facebook and he has

40:09

like pictures of like with him and this one girl, and I mean it's

40:13

one of those where it's like there's no Scotus. It says single on his

40:16

Facebook, like and so we then went and stalked her and she makes it

40:22

seem like they're together, but he doesn't. So I'm so conflicted and so

40:25

confused. I'm like, do I bring it up when I see him again?

40:30

Or do I ask him before I meet him and be like, yo, bro, like are you are you already taken? Because I'm not going

40:35

to be that person. I've been the other woman before and I'm not gonna

40:37

step into that again. Everything leading up to this, before oh that,

40:43

he seemed like he was checking all the boxes and I'm just like sitting here

40:45

like what what? Like? What what do I do? I would text

40:50

him, I would just ask him, be like hey, like not to

40:52

be weird or anything, but I came across your profile and I saw here

40:55

with this girl a lot, and I was just curious, is that your

40:58

girlfriend? Because I don't want to, you know, disrespect you and your

41:01

girlfriend and what you have going on, But through a text you would want

41:07

to talk in person about that, or maybe not in person, but at

41:10

least on the phone, because I feel like there's so much emotion that can

41:15

be either assumed or implied or not taken in a text. You can read

41:21

it then and then calm down, Like if you say it to face to

41:23

face, you'll see his face get read, you'll see stuff right. If

41:27

you do it on the text, he can respond in ten minutes after he's

41:30

like okay, we'll kind of come up with the same totally. Or he could read it like maybe it's I don't know, maybe it's his sister.

41:36

You never know. Yeah, it's like he's really close with his sister and that's the only girl who really ever hangs out with, or something like that.

41:39

So can I want to peel back some layers really quick? Let's talk

41:43

about when you said you are already the other woman? What happened there? So I was working at like a convenience store and again put worker. We

41:52

hit it off really well, and like eventually we just started dating. And

41:58

so I I'm one of those where I just I don't like social media,

42:01

Like I'm on it, but I only am on it to like promote some

42:05

of my personal crafting stuff because I make like, you know, handbags,

42:08

I make, you know, jewelry and stuff. So I kind of just

42:10

use it to sell a lot of my stuff, but I don't like to

42:14

be on it because like I've just had bad experiences. Um and I again,

42:20

I guess what happened was that again one of my friends again she actually

42:24

knew the girl that was dating him. And so when I started dating this

42:30

guy, my friend was like, he sounds super familiar. Can I see

42:34

a picture of him? And so I would show. I showed her pictures

42:36

of him, and she like got really weird, and I was like,

42:42

what's going on? So then she pulls up her social media, and she

42:45

pulls up her friends social media, and then she points to and she goes

42:49

to a picture and it's the two of men and they had just gotten engaged.

42:55

You were intimate with him? Yeah, no, Like doesn't surprise me

43:00

in the convenience store world, not at all, Like like yeah, like

43:05

again a vulnerability moment here, Like I gave up my virginity to this guy.

43:10

Yeah, this guy talk about open twenty four seven, talk about always

43:16

open more, and talk about a slurpie what day? So yeah, So

43:24

I mean when when when I found all of that out, Like I ended

43:29

up telling the fiance. I was like, look, he was dating me this whole time, I don't know how long, like I like. I

43:34

gave her a days of when we started dating, and I told her that,

43:37

you know, your decision is your choice. You know, more power to you. But I'm just letting you know what to that. He was

43:43

with me this during the time. Uh, last time I heard, my

43:46

friend said, I got into a really big argument. But she hasn't been

43:49

friends with her ever since. So I don't know. Wow, what metal

43:52

show are you gonna go see? I need to know. Ah, So

43:55

this weekend I'm going to be going to the Sacramento and I'm gonna go watch

44:00

Falling in Reverse? And I find you all right, Wow, I think

44:06

you first time ever someone went over your head. Maybe Richard, Yeah, No, I don't know. Not Grant. Grant had his fingers up in

44:12

the air and he was all, I've heard of falling in Reverse. I

44:15

thought, you're gonna see the dream sonic to her, I have Fallen in Reverse is from Peoria? Oh really, Blue coh Man, that's wow?

44:28

So is it Luke Holland? Who who you're dating? No? I would

44:32

anyway. It got so distracted I forgot where we were with the story.

44:36

She's like, what do I do what do we do in this situation? I think you nailed it in you nail Peyton and Kyle both give a great

44:42

advice. I think it's either face to face on the phone, but not

44:44

text. All right, Michelle, So I think we need an update for

44:47

you whenever, right, maybe in a week or two, let us know

44:50

what happened. I mean, I would love it. I'd love to come back because I want to recap this. What the hell happen? Yeah,

44:57

okay, hold on, Lie, Michelle, thanks for calling in. It's

45:00

John Jay and Rich's John Jay and Rich. So do you follow Peyton on

45:05

social media? She had a heck of a weekend, right, little alcohol

45:07

this weekend a little more like a lot of Oh my goodness. I'm still

45:12

going to cover anythink, but I'm good. Did you do any dumb No?

45:15

I didn't actually think, gosh, I didn't. Okay, Well, this game is based around people doing dumb things where they're drunk. We all

45:21

do dumb things sometimes we do. We're either little kids or drunk adults. I'm gonna play a little audio clips people. I went around the country interviewing

45:27

people, ask them to tell me stories, and then I was like,

45:30

have you guys, guess if it's a little kid or a drunk adult. Okay, yeah, okay, so I'll play the clip. We're gonna go

45:36

around the room. Peyton, you go first, It'll go, It'll go

45:39

Peyton, Kyle Rich and then back to Peyton because I already know the answer.

45:45

All right, here we go. Is this a little kid or a

45:47

drunk adult? I stole a fish from a tank at a fancy hotel.

45:52

That's a little kid, drunk adult? Drunk adult. I was a drunk

45:54

adult. My friend and I stole a fish from the tank at a fancy

45:59

hotel in Las Vegas, and we did get caught, and we did go

46:02

to jail. It was a serious crime because the hotel with the value of

46:06

the fish at twenty five hundred dollars. We played the charge down, but

46:10

it was still expensive. Good news was the fish was not harmed. Good

46:15

news, okay, little kid or drunk adult. I buzzed the strip out

46:21

of my sister's head while she was sleeping. Little kid, little kid cooked

46:25

a drunk adult. She had hooked up with a guy that I really wanted

46:29

to sleep with first, so when she came back from his apartment, I

46:31

just buzzed the strip in her head when her drunk ass passed out. We

46:36

were both pretty hammond though. You know what's interesting by that. I've listened

46:38

to clips several times where she's like, I wanted to sleep with him first.

46:43

That's so amazing. That's what you got o. Let me listen.

46:47

I buzzed the strip out of my sister's head while she was sleeping. I

46:52

was a drunk adult. She had hooked up with a guy that I really

46:55

wanted to sleep with first. So when she came back from his apartment,

46:59

not crazy, Yeah, their sisters. Yeah, I mean like buzzing a stra party. That was an unforgivable Yeah, okay, little kid or drunk

47:06

adult, it goes Peyton Rich Kyle. Okay. I found it out loud,

47:10

but blamed it on a deaf person. Little kid kid, I was

47:15

a little kid. I farted in front of my childhood crush. It was

47:21

on the playground at school, and while his back was turned away from me,

47:27

my crush turned around and said, oh, did you fart. Luckily

47:31

for me, my deaf classmate was right next to me, so I blamed

47:35

on her. My childhood crush believed me and my deaf classmate had no idea.

47:39

I blamed it on her, so you know, win and win like

47:45

Karma's coming back at points up. Did you see Margot Robbie with the with

47:50

the deaf person. Yeah, she's amazing this death. First she started signing

47:54

with the deaf person in the alphabet amazing. What can't she do? Okay,

48:00

a little kid or drunk adult? I thought it would be a great

48:04

idea to fill the bathtub with water and put a live ducking drunk adult.

48:09

Little kid I was a little kid. I would always feed this one duck

48:14

at the lake by my house. I realized that he would go where the

48:16

food was, so I led him all the way back from the lake and

48:21

into our house. And my sister was supposed to be watching me, but

48:24

he was a terrible babysitter and was somewhere else doing something else. So my

48:29

mom came home from work to a duck in the bathroom. Was that the

48:35

duck didn't want to leave, but it was a hard time getting him out of the house. After that, I was banned from duck feeding from that

48:43

day on. Okay, little kid or drunk adult. I was hit across

48:50

the fade to the game board a little kid. So I was a little

48:53

kid who just beat her sister at the game. Sorry. And then she

48:57

accused me of being a cheater and I said, well, we're just salooder.

49:00

And then I said sorry obnoxiously in her face. She picked up the

49:05

game board and clockingcas. My mom saw the whole thing and she got grounded

49:08

for a week and the bost part I did cheat, as cold blooded man.

49:17

Family game night can get intense. All right, It's John JAYE Rich.

49:23

If Chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it Jay and Rich

49:29

one or four seven Kiss FM. It's John Jay and Rich. He lay, understand, you have a crazy date story. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

49:35

It was a third date. We met on an app and we were

49:38

at my apartment and my apartment is secure, so he needed to go out

49:42

and smoke, so we had to take my keys downstairs to go smoke.

49:45

And about fifteen minutes went by and he hadn't returned, and I'm like texting

49:52

him, no response, So I go downstairs like I hold the door open,

49:55

crossed the door open with something, go to see if his trucks there.

49:59

It's gone. An hour and a half goes by and my friends like,

50:01

you got to call the cops, Like, gotta get your keys back,

50:06

and so I'd call the cops. The cop came, finally got a

50:09

hold of him, found out, so he tried to dip out on me.

50:14

Left the keys on my doorstop, or what he thought was my doorstop.

50:17

No, it was the wrong apartment. So the cop and I went

50:21

through the whole apartment building and found the keys. Oh that's got to be

50:24

so dreadful. And imagine that emotional rollercoaster. Off. You're on a day

50:29

with this guy, you give him my keys, and then he goes missing. You think that some whack job's gonna come in and murder you in your

50:34

sleep. Piously. I was like, he probably went to go copy or

50:37

keys. Yeah, I know. So when you call the guy and you

50:42

finally do get ahold of him, he tells you drop the keys off.

50:44

Did you say, why did you leave? What happened? What did I do that made you want to run it from my house? He said,

50:50

I needed to get a nap bud. I'm got totally convinced he didn't just

50:53

copy your key and bring it back and place it on a doorstep. I

50:57

would change my locks if I were years Colongo was this date. There's been

51:00

a couple of months and nothing happened, So I don't think you did.

51:04

But that's when they come strike when you're least respecting it. You need to

51:07

get one of those door things that lock you in but you can't get out.

51:10

So you said, he said to you, I needed to get a

51:13

nap, like a sleep bud like I needed to get a nap. I

51:17

needed to crash or something. It was like, I need to crash,

51:20

bud drop. That's why you shouldn't date smokers. Oh see A, well

51:28

that's a crazy third date story. We love hearing crazy date stories. First

51:31

date, second, eight, tenth date doesn't matter very crazy. Um,

51:35

thank you Leah for sharing that story with us. Hey, welcome eight seven,

51:38

seven, nine, three seven one to four seven. Who's got a

51:42

crazier date story than that? We'll talk to you next. It's John,

51:45

Jay and Rich. I look out here, we sit in this air condition

51:49

studio right. Yeah, it's nice. I don't know how cool its maybe

51:51

seventy three, sixty eight seventy I don't know, kas Warner jackets pretty cold.

51:53

But as I look out to my right, I see the airport right

51:57

and I see downtown Phoenix. I look out to left and I see camelback

52:01

and and it looks nice outside, even though I'm sure it's muggy whatever,

52:05

right, But it's so hard for me to believe that seven hours ago there

52:10

was the biggest storm in the world over my house. That's Arizona for you

52:15

nuts, like what happened the yep. So we're just talking. Somebody went

52:21

on this crazy date, and we want to hear who has a crazy date?

52:23

Mallor you got one? Welcome? I do. Um. I went

52:28

on a date with this guy and he convinced me to go back to his

52:31

place to watch Vampire Diaries. Um. He crawled into my lap and cuddled

52:38

with me like a baby, and then he asked me to marry him.

52:44

Okay, and did you did I mention that he was in the army?

52:47

No? Did you marry him? No? That's really not less to say.

52:52

I left shortly after that. Oh my goodness, But what's up with the whole Vampire diary the fact that that line worked on you? What?

53:00

I met him on the tender So it's needless to say that I only had

53:04

one expectation. Oh, you were planning on sleeping with him that was a

53:07

plan. Oh yeah, yeah, but you did not sleep with him,

53:10

or did you? I did not know. Wow, he ruined. It

53:15

came up and I was not interested anymore. Guy, if you're following at

53:27

home, that's how you killed the vibe for a sure thing. Melloy,

53:31

have a great day. Thank you so much for listening. We got postpone

53:37

tickets probably forty five minutes from now, so I had we had a date

53:40

yesterday actually as a family when you talk about weird dates. So we have

53:45

a cabin in Pinetop and we sold it, so we have to clean it

53:49

out. So we're cleaning out and one of the things we have with there

53:52

were three cases cases or little containers of our dog's ashes, Tugs and Rosie,

54:00

which are English bulldogs that Blake and I got when we first got married

54:04

and they died when the kids were young. And then Harvey, who's the

54:07

greatest dog of all time, and he died and they loved up and they

54:09

loved it in Pinetop. So my wife wanted to spread their ashes in the

54:14

meadow by our cabin where the dogs is a play all the time. Not keep in mind, yeah, my wife is a girl. You got my

54:22

three boys and me were guys, we're not emotional like that, right,

54:25

It's just I just it just is. That's just the way it is.

54:28

I was a little sentimental, but the cabin, selling the cabin, but

54:31

because it's like we've been there, we've had it for so long, the

54:34

kids grew up there. So she'd go, we go out to the meadow

54:38

and they're in these little containers. You opened up this little plastic bag with

54:42

the ashes in there, and then I would say about half a pound each

54:45

ash. So I've got in this meadow and then a zip black bag and

54:47

you undo the ashes and they just start. My wife and the two kids

54:52

started spreading the ashes everywhere right just in this meadow. But it turned into

54:57

like a tiny twister like also we were surrounded like we were like, yeah,

55:01

we're like in a cloud of ashes. Oh my gosh. I know.

55:05

It was the weirdest thing, right, So I was like, yes,

55:10

I went back to we got we got, we read out. We

55:13

went back to the cabin, and like I blew my nose and ashes came out of my nose. I know. The dogs are like a part of

55:20

you. Yeah, yeah, they're always going to be with you. Guys. But then we had But then my wife has this one dog, Lollie,

55:28

that we had for thirteen years. It was her dog, and quite frankly, it was the dog day I liked the least okay, And she's

55:35

like, well, we still have all the Lollies lashes ashes at home,

55:37

and and my kids like when you want to dump those ashes too, and

55:40

she was, I want those. I want lovely to be buried with me.

55:44

And also when she turned it into like human, we got really sad.

55:49

And then we had Charlie with us, who's annoying or gold rete,

55:52

and I was kind of like, maybe we can kind of leave Charlie here

55:55

in the meadow leaving guys. I'm still here. I love our dogs what

56:04

they do. This one one dog annoys me tremendously, basically like human those

56:09

so like, you better watch out, just gonna be like pooping your shoes

56:13

or something. My wife let him sleep in the bed with us, which

56:16

I'm against, and he did that thing where he puts his head on my

56:19

arrests his head on my ankles. I know you looked at me all cute,

56:22

but it was one in the morning. I was like, dude,

56:25

like he was like mom s I could sleep here. Yeah, dogs like

56:29

they had They can talk to you almost with their eyes. I love that

56:31

dog. He's a pain in the ass. Eight seven, seven, nine,

56:37

three seven one to four seven. It's John Jay and Rich Okay,

56:44

Taylor, you see her fans cause like an earthquake and see, yeah, it was like two point three magnitude. That's no joke, that's so insane.

56:51

It's John Jay and Rich kiss FM. I said, we're gonna play

56:54

this Harry Potter trippy game, right, and I thought the four of us?

56:58

And then I get a call from Lucy Bill and there were you guys

57:01

are in Gilbert, right, Yeah, we're in Gilbert. Okay, what

57:05

are you guys doing right now? We just dropped our kids off at school,

57:09

so we're heading home. Oh where do they go to school? Leg

57:13

it's the traditional school, Gilbert great school. Okay, so Bill, are

57:17

you there too? I'm here. But Lucy, I picked up the phone

57:22

when you called, and let's go over our conversation. What did you say to me? Well? I called out the trivia game and then you asked

57:29

if I wanted to play. Um, but I actually was calling to get

57:32

my husband on because he is a huge Harry Potter fan, and he thinks

57:37

he knows everything about every single book, and so I wanted to call him

57:43

out and so you could get it right. I don't really know anything, but I'm just here. Okay, So you don't know anything. Okay,

57:47

then Bill, then you will play with you? Okay, all right,

57:52

that's right. Okay, let's see how good you are. Oh now you'll try a rich represents see and then we got this. I got you.

58:05

But let's give Bill a shot first, build this first chance? All right,

58:07

Bill? All right, and it's it's Harry Potter's birthday today. So

58:10

here we go, Bill. How did Harry Potter's parents die? Well,

58:16

it's definitely not a car crash. No, Ki killed by the Dark Lord?

58:23

Is that Voldemort? That's true? Very good, you're right. Okay,

58:27

here we go Bill. What position does Harry play on his quidditch team?

58:31

Sec What is it? Rich? He's a secrets According to my paperwork,

58:38

it says he's a chaser. Same thing. Oh no, no,

58:42

no it's not. There's keeper, seeker, beater and chaser. Both of

58:46

you guys are out. Take off your clothes. I'm down you right now.

58:52

I'm looking at my notes there like the point guard of the of the

58:55

Quidditch game. Okay, Bill, why doesn't Draco like Harry? I mean

59:06

a lot of Harry blow him off in the first book initially. Okay,

59:10

I'll accept that. I'll accept that. It says here he did not accept

59:14

his handshake. Yeah, bloom off. Yeah, that's good. Which houses

59:17

did the sorting hat consider putting Harry in? What's that? Rich? That

59:25

is correct? According to my notes, Griffendorff and raven Claw. I think

59:31

because he goes in the Griffin door. But the first thing that he's gonna

59:35

be these are my Harry Potter rules. Raven Claw. You never hear anything

59:43

about raven Claw in the first book. What creature was released in the girls

59:46

Lavatory? In the first book? What creature was released in the girls Lavatory?

59:57

That's right, troll. What was Lord Voldemort's original name? No,

1:00:07

damn? What sacrifice did Pettigrew used to bring Voldemort to human form? Because

1:00:15

his hand off? Damn? What was Luna love goods? Petronis an honor?

1:00:24

Wrong? What is it? A fox, a cat, a badger

1:00:30

or a bunny? Yeah? I don't know it. I don't know your

1:00:37

fight you No, it's a Bunny, you fools. Anyway, I don't

1:00:46

know the answers to any of those. I was just literally googing, googing

1:00:50

Harry Potter trivia. So you guys are great, Lucy and Bill and Gilbert,

1:00:53

thank you guys for listening. Hold on the line, Okay, hold on, stop just yelling at the radio. Call us eight seven seven ninety

1:01:01

three seven one O four seven. It's John Jay and Rich. Hey,

1:01:06

did you get into the what's the latest with Kim Kardashian and Stephen A.

1:01:09

Smith? Yeah? So, John J. You said, that's Stephen A.

1:01:12

Smith. He tweeted out asking if Kim Kardashian was a prostitute and that

1:01:15

if her mom momager was her pimp. Um. Somebody called him out,

1:01:21

tweeted back to him, said like this isn't cool. She's a mother, Like this should not be the title or the conversation. And he came back

1:01:27

and said that it was an error, a clinical error or a clerical error,

1:01:34

that it happened that that tweet got out and that it was deleted and

1:01:37

it was being fixed. But I'm like, how is that a clerical error? Lies? Like I wonder what why he would do that? Yeah,

1:01:44

I don't understand. So what about the Cardi B video that I've seen everywhich

1:01:47

is amazing to watch. It's been so Cardi B. Yeah, like,

1:01:51

it's so Cardi B. Like it. For some reason, you haven't seen it. Cardibi's on stage, she's at Drey's Beach Club in Vegas performing and

1:02:00

someone in the audience takes their drink and full on throws it on her,

1:02:02

and then she takes her microphone and throws it at them. Okay, so

1:02:10

at this point the microphone is on the ground, right, and so you

1:02:14

still hear Cardie sing was like Milli Vanilly like, but then some people confused

1:02:22

became apparently it was hot out right, it's super hot out and so apparently

1:02:27

at one point earlier in the show, she had asked people to throw water

1:02:30

on stage. But maybe that wasn't water, Maybe it was alcohol or something

1:02:32

like that. Maybe got in her eye hurt, but I loved her like

1:02:36

it was just a total Cardi B read. No really good, you're gonna

1:02:40

hit me, Yeah, it's kind of right back, actually asked for water

1:02:43

to be thrown on stage at some point. Then that's a bummer because that's

1:02:46

probably what that person is doing. There's later maybe to cook at me some

1:02:50

water, and then by the time they got the water, they threw it on stage. I heard, she heard she threw the microhone hit the wrong

1:02:54

person. Oh no, she hit that person. I slowed it down.

1:02:57

She got the right she hit the wrong person. They might sue. But

1:03:00

did you guys hear what she did the night before performing also in Vegas.

1:03:04

So she got pretty ticked off at the DJ, and I guess the DJ

1:03:07

had been cutting her tracks, which kind of makes sense when you say that

1:03:12

her track was still playing and was Cardie still singing, So I guess the

1:03:14

DJ had been cutting the tracks. She was having to go like acapella and

1:03:17

had no idea the music cut. She finished her set, turnaround, chuck

1:03:22

the microphone at the DJ. It's literally the night before hold on the mic,

1:03:25

Cardi. Here's what you could say. Maybe the mic throwing thing didn't

1:03:29

get her press on the weekend early, so maybe she tried to get in

1:03:31

to get more pressed. I don't know, she's got to be so out.

1:03:35

She was pretty mad. If you read cardi b lip after she threw it at the fan, she was like, what's up, what's up?

1:03:39

Like she was ready wanted dividing it. Yeah, I was like definitely,

1:03:44

Okay. So, Kylie, I know you're a fan of the Royals. What's the ladies with Harry Meghan? Oh my gosh, friend drama. So

1:03:51

apparently if you wash the Royal wedding Harry Megan, you said there's lots of

1:03:54

celebrities there, including David Beckham and Posh Spice right, Ria Beckham. But

1:04:00

I guess they've had like a huge falling out because like Harry and Meghan accused

1:04:05

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham of leaking stories about them, and I guess there

1:04:10

was some phone call where they like argue to the point of no return,

1:04:14

like we're not friends, We're not friends anymore. You peeled back to layers.

1:04:20

Why would Victoria Beckham and David Beckham spread roomers there their things outside of

1:04:26

the royal family there next, Yeah, especially at one point they were you

1:04:30

know what I mean, So why would they do that? And they were

1:04:33

like, look, we fully supported you, and when Megan came over and

1:04:36

some people had issues, we were we had your back. We're not selling

1:04:40

stuff about you, like, don't don't try to accuse us. And I

1:04:44

guess that they went back and forth and they're not friends anymore. Okay, So speaking of the royal wedding and royals, what about bridger Kin two seasons.

1:04:51

Yeah, we're getting ready for season three and apparently it's already done,

1:04:56

which is great because I know, like with the actors strike and the writers

1:05:00

strikes, there's going to be a big like hole in probably a lot of

1:05:02

production movies and TV alike. But season three Bridgerton is done. They did

1:05:08

say, do you guys remember Phoebe, the older sister, the one the

1:05:10

first season was after She's not going to be in season three's album. I

1:05:14

know, but like it's gonna be basically following like um Colin Colin and the

1:05:19

main the main writer girl who actually ended up being I like her though Lady

1:05:24

Whistledown she was cool. Yeah, she's in Barbie, Yeah the second she

1:05:30

should be in it more. I like her a lot. Yeah, she's

1:05:33

back. Most of the main characters are back, except for the Big Sister,

1:05:35

which I was kind of disappointed. But I mean, if you watched

1:05:38

last season, her rolehood kind of like lessened. Ayay, I was telling

1:05:41

you guys that I listened to the Travis Scott album several times this weekend.

1:05:45

But there's Travis Scott News too, Travis Scott News, there's always Travis Scott

1:05:49

News. John Jay, So, where is that. I was just a

1:05:51

little year old about the Willie walka dude. Oh yeah, we talked a

1:05:57

little bit about it. With the release of his album Utopia, there was

1:05:59

like the surprise by appearance and then he's got a song on his album where

1:06:02

he literally calls out Timothy shellemate because you know, he was kind of dating

1:06:05

Kylie Jenner and the line is basically like trying to find a boyfriend hotter than

1:06:10

me, and he's like Willy Wonka this and that. There's also a line

1:06:15

where he talks, I just really like Travis Scott. But there's a line

1:06:18

of one of the songs where he talks about he's loyal, so he's voting

1:06:23

for Kanye over Biden. Like who puts that in the rap side? Trying

1:06:29

to stir trying to get those headlines. There's plenty of headlines. Travis Scott.

1:06:33

Well, it was interesting also because he said that like the police report

1:06:36

from Astro World, like they're still doing an investigation on it. They dropped

1:06:41

it on Friday and Travis Scott was like all mad because he's like, you're

1:06:43

trying to drop that to make my like make less people buy my album.

1:06:46

Yeah, like remind people of that. I don't know who's album sales work,

1:06:49

do you, guys? I know that Drake is also on a couple

1:06:53

of tracks, and Drake one track he's on It So Good, And there's

1:06:56

Drake news too, Yes, there is so Drake. Actually he likes to

1:07:00

spend money, right, he likes to bet and then apparently he likes to

1:07:03

go to auctions as well, because he just bought a ring that used to

1:07:06

belong to Tupac for a million dollars. Right. Oh that's cool though.

1:07:11

That's Rob Royalty y Right, that's pretty epic. It looks like a crown,

1:07:15

Like, it looks like a crown with like diamonds and rubies. It looks a dope. Yeah, it's pretty cool. You've got questions, and

1:07:19

we have four unqualified people to give you answers. It's John Jay and Rich

1:07:26

one four seven Kiss John Jay Rich. Barbie is still the number one movie

1:07:30

to box office by far, and women are using the Barbie test to screen

1:07:34

potential mates. What's the Barbie? What's the Barbie Test. Great question,

1:07:41

Kyle Unfox. So this um TikToker put together, which she's calling the Barbie

1:07:45

test test. Here's the deal. It's like the new question date on a

1:07:49

first date is will it? First of all, you say, will you

1:07:51

see the Barbie movie with me? And if a guy says no, red

1:07:56

flag, oh right, okay, then you say, if they do out

1:08:00

of the movie, what are your thoughts on the Barbie movie? Because if

1:08:02

a guy really doesn't want to see it and he's not open to talking about

1:08:05

it, what's even worse yet is if he's seen it and he thinks it's

1:08:09

not a good movie or he doesn't get the point, it's a no go.

1:08:12

Okay. So Nicole, who wrote this task, came up with it.

1:08:16

Her own boyfriend passed with flying colors. He dressed in pink, He

1:08:19

got all the jokes in the movie parts, and afterwards he discussed with me

1:08:23

what a masterpieces movie is and how hard it must be to be a woman.

1:08:27

I think that's just what kind of man you get. My boyfriend would

1:08:29

never go see the Barbie movie. He would never dress up to go in

1:08:32

pink, to go where to go watch the Barbie movie? That would never

1:08:34

happen in a million years, and not because not because he doesn't get the

1:08:39

message, but because he doesn't want to go watch a movie on Barbie.

1:08:42

Okay, so okay, blank, okay. But if you wanted to see

1:08:45

the movie, he wouldn't go with you. No, he would say, go ask Kelsey and go watch the movie, which is what I did.

1:08:51

I did not invite him. Okay, if you really now, you're okay

1:08:57

with it. But if you really really wanted to go to movies with him,

1:08:59

then I would think he would like for me. There's there's been a couple of times in my past where my wife wanted to see a certain movie

1:09:03

and I had zero desire. But you have to compromise. Yeah, she'll

1:09:10

go with me to go see Iron Man or an Avengers movie. Then I

1:09:13

go with her every once in a while to go see one of those movies.

1:09:15

Barbie, though, I would to go see the opening night with my boys, and I was dressed in the pink shirt as you should be there.

1:09:19

Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, but that's interesting though,

1:09:23

You think that he would compromise a little bit Peyton, Well, he

1:09:25

if I walked up to him and I said, Kitty I really want you

1:09:28

to go see this movie with me. Please go see this movie. He

1:09:30

would go. But I'm just saying it's like not be a long shot.

1:09:33

Yeah, it wouldn't be like something I argue with him about Kyle. You

1:09:38

haven't seen yet. I haven't seen it yet. I gotta get to it.

1:09:41

You're gonna I think you'll really like it. And behind the times,

1:09:44

the thing is Margot Robbie is just sensational. Ryan Gossling is too. But

1:09:47

the movie is almost it's just a perfect fun movie. If you go there

1:09:51

thinking too much about it, Oh, don't just have fun with that anyway.

1:09:57

Um, we got some tough backs that we got. We we got a drunk down which is six or two eighty eight, nineteen thirty three in

1:10:01

cass anytime, just leave his voicehile message. Hey Peyton, do you drive

1:10:04

a black CenTra? Because I was driving down the road on Saturday and I

1:10:09

looked over to the car next to me and I saw you turn and you're

1:10:12

like staring down me hard. So I don't know what's going on. I

1:10:15

don't know why you're staying I mean, what a weird I wasn't staring at

1:10:18

you. I hate to break it to you. I do not drive a black center. I used to drive a silver one, but not a black

1:10:24

line. Wrong person. Yeah, and I'm sorry they're staring in eurosola.

1:10:28

That is a little weird. Maybe you had something interface yea, your hat

1:10:30

was on weird or something. By the way, they did a quick pole.

1:10:33

I just want to run it by you. Every good TV show has

1:10:38

a cool joint for the characters to hang out at, right. Yeah.

1:10:40

So I did a poll on BuzzFeed and they asked to rank their eighteen favorite

1:10:45

sitcom hangout spots. Immediately my thought for number one was Central Perk, Central

1:10:51

Park for Friends. Oh yeah, yeah, that's number seven. Really?

1:10:56

What about the Bar and how I met your mother? The bar? Do

1:10:59

you know the name of it? Man? No, somebody's name like Gills

1:11:02

or something like the McLaren's Pub. That's it is number fourteen? What about

1:11:05

the Max stay by the Bell the Max was saved by Gills? Number twelve?

1:11:10

Yeah? What about the bar from A New Girl, The bar from

1:11:13

New Girl, The bar from New Girl, New Girl, New Girl,

1:11:17

No, I don't see it in there. Oh what about the the thirsty

1:11:21

clam from a Family Guy? Nope? Huh Top hangout spots. Oh,

1:11:27

then the other one from the Simpsons. Duff's right, yeah, Duff's Beer.

1:11:31

Yeah, nope, what about SpongeBob go on, I'm gonna give you.

1:11:38

Number six is Luke's Diner from Gilmo Girls. Number five is the Peacocks

1:11:43

Stop you know who? That is fresh Prince Belair. Number four is Cheers.

1:11:47

Number three is Pops Chocolate Shop from Riverdale. Number two is the Pit

1:11:53

from a Different World. I used to watch that all the time. Then

1:11:56

number one hangout spot, but it's not a sitcom. But still number one

1:12:01

is the peach Pit. Oh yeah, right, don't tell anybody. John

1:12:13

g and Rich gave me their personal cell phone number. Where is my free

1:12:16

game phone? Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven? It's

1:12:21

John Jay Enrich. Oh man, what an honor? John Jay and Rich

1:12:26

Kiss FM. Nick is in the studio because we're gonna play a game Kimberly

1:12:30

and Gilbert's our contested what if Kimberly, Hi, guys, Hi, you're

1:12:34

playing for post malone tickets? Okay? Who yep? Sold out post malone

1:12:41

tickets. We're doing it every single day for like the next two weeks.

1:12:43

Nick is the host. Nick what game we're playing. Hey guys, we're playing Noise Machine today, and I like that have themes all my games.

1:12:49

Today's theme we're celebrating Barbie still Ninja. Turtles is out this week. So

1:12:55

we are playing movies based on toys. Okay, okay, and in my

1:13:00

due diligence, in my research, there aren't a lot of these, so

1:13:04

good luck to everyone involved. How this works. I'm gonna play a noise

1:13:09

from from a movie. You guess what it is? Okay, easy enough?

1:13:13

All right, John Jay? Your first roma, you know, like

1:13:20

super Advanced Transformers. Transformers is correct? John Jay on the board at the

1:13:26

one point. Congratulations. We're gonna head right over to Richard. Now the

1:13:38

Lego movie. The Lego movie is correct. Two for two today, Peyton

1:13:43

is uh is next here? It is actually this movie Peyton's clue. Here's

1:13:47

a clue. It was released this year. Okay, okay, all right,

1:13:51

here we go. What is that again? An ogre? Can I

1:13:58

hear it again? Sure? What is that? I go? That's allow

1:14:04

the crocodile. I can give you another clue, he says al Bear Rich

1:14:09

for steel. Go ahead, Rich, Dungeons and Dragons, You're run Dungeons

1:14:13

and Dragons. It's also dungeons and dragons, honor among thieves. Okay,

1:14:19

Rachel, you get a point there. Good job Rich specifically, um,

1:14:26

Kyle is correct. I love the Trolls movies. Just strolls. It was

1:14:38

just rolls, Kyle. Have your kids watched Serfs up? No, that's

1:14:42

like, that's like Jake's favorite movie talks about all the time. You've never

1:14:45

seen it with Penguin. It's good. He like, who was watching it

1:14:49

the other night with all the friends? Very much like Ice Age type of

1:14:54

like movie. Okay, that kind of vibe back. Yeah, I was

1:14:57

gonna say maybe we'll do Penguin movies next week. There's a lot of them,

1:15:02

right, Kimberly, I think you get the point of this game.

1:15:06

Here. It's your turn, toy. You want the real buzz light.

1:15:13

You're you're you're an accent figure toy stories correct, Kimberly on the board at

1:15:18

one point after one round, John Jay one point, Rich two points,

1:15:23

Kyle one point, Kimberly one point. Peyton, goose egg. You've got

1:15:29

a chance to win here, Peyton. Round two begins and we're gonna start

1:15:33

with John Jay. Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the

1:15:36

wrong flight. Come on, Yes, it's time to take you home.

1:15:43

As for me, So you want the specific number. It's toy story,

1:15:45

So you want the number. Yeah. So I saw one and I saw

1:15:49

the sad one. I don't think I saw four. So I'm gonna go

1:15:53

Toy story four. Okay, that's incorrect, Dan, anybody's stealing the room,

1:16:00

Kyle. Three story. Oh go ahead, Kimberly, is it three?

1:16:03

No, you're wrong too. No, Toy story too. That one

1:16:11

makes you cry too. That's the one when the toys go in the furnace

1:16:14

head. No, No, that's three. This is the one with the girl the Sarah McLaughlin song. It's really sad when I was a friend or

1:16:20

whatever that was. When somebody loves me, brutal lie, we we're derailing.

1:16:28

Sorry, ch when somebody loved me. What's the point. Oh,

1:16:40

that's toy story three. That is toy Story three. Rich Rich with three

1:16:45

points in this game, boy, Peyton, I am praying for you here,

1:16:51

fire control, weapon status, and target train all three turrets to two

1:16:57

one zero. Well aware of that, Rakes. That is the night of

1:17:05

the Museum when the little army Men come to life. Richard, No,

1:17:10

no, no, um okay, rich I think I heard Hianna in there,

1:17:14

and I think she was in the G I. Joe movie. No, that's wrong too. That is Rhianna's battle. It's a battleship. Battleship

1:17:23

Rianna vehicle really propelled her in this stratosphere. Yeah, what's called this?

1:17:28

This game we're playing is based on games and toys to battleship. You remember

1:17:31

that you just sucked by battleship. You never saw a movie. That's a

1:17:33

game. That's not a toy. It's a movie. A toy. A

1:17:35

game is a toy. Where do you buy games? Toy stores to buy

1:17:41

games? I mean, you know, and sorry, and go to Target.

1:17:45

They're in the toy section. Okay, You'm gonna let you guys went

1:17:47

on this. I think you're right. I believe No, No, I

1:17:50

think you're I was a Target the other day and I was getting milk,

1:17:53

and right next to the milk container was some bo board games. Yeah,

1:18:00

okay, guys, listen. I tried. I tried to help. In

1:18:03

the first one, she got a recent movie. The second round she gets

1:18:08

Rihanna. I thought that I was telling you were getting you were an easy

1:18:12

ones I thought you were gonna go with her? Were the really really hard ones? Rihanna movies? Come on, I'm sorry, I've never seen battleship.

1:18:21

You could just try. All right, Kyle, it's your turn.

1:18:25

Everyone. I want you to meet forky screen and I got the style for

1:18:36

not does not get does not get a goose egg in this game? Radios?

1:18:42

Did Kimberly? I? By god, I hope you win. Uh

1:18:45

and get this one right? Watch move with a good Barbie thanky, Barbie

1:18:59

barbe Why did you do it? Are there other whole? Well can set

1:19:06

you up. You're gonna go see post blown congratulations? Are there other?

1:19:11

Um? Like? Were you having a hard time trying to find movies based

1:19:15

on toys? Yeah? I have a bunch written down here. G I

1:19:17

Joe was another one, really really hard. Well, Mario right, that's

1:19:21

kind of a Mario No. I don't know if Those Ninja Turtles was the

1:19:30

show, but it's kind of a fun thing to think about to come up

1:19:33

with that there. Now there's gonna be a ton of them. There's my

1:19:35

little pony clue. But I was like that movies from like Shortcake, Yeah,

1:19:44

yeah, so it was it was difficult to find um recent example.

1:19:47

But yeah, I know, because you win, you picked games not toys.

1:19:50

But that's fine. I guess you do play battleship and you also play

1:19:56

with toys whatever, but that's fine. How what are you working on?

1:20:00

Three things we need to know? Pikachu Pandemonium is on the horizon. I'm

1:20:04

gonna tell you why next with John Jay and Rich, have an idea for

1:20:09

the show today your day, Use the iHeart Radio app and talk back to

1:20:13

us. Right now, it's John, Jay and Rich. How about the

1:20:16

three things we need to know today? Prepare for Pikachu Pandemonium at McDonald's again.

1:20:24

Oh man, remember last time they had the Pikachu Happy Meals come out

1:20:27

and people are like going crazy and buying like five or six of them. Mint of time, it's happening again. They're bringing it back, complete with

1:20:32

fifteen new Pokemon cards, and there is no specific date yet for the like

1:20:38

when they actually drop it here in the United States, but they do.

1:20:41

They're kind of thinking it's gonna come like after August when the UK launches.

1:20:45

They're Pikachu Happy Meal. Was Pikachu a toy before it was a movie?

1:20:47

Yeah, that's another one. It's like the card. Yeah, yeah,

1:20:51

you could use that nick next time. Right, just listen to Kyle's three

1:20:56

things to build a game off of that. I feel like we always see

1:21:00

these stories, but I always love them because I feel like it gives me an excuse to just go eat some more sweets. But the latest is they

1:21:05

found eating chocolate can cut your risk of early death by up to ten percent.

1:21:11

In fact, specifically in women. They said those ladies who eat them

1:21:15

about an ounce of chocolate a day had the least risk of dying young from

1:21:20

any cause. They found all kinds of good properties inside, like the cocoa

1:21:27

or the cacao beans. I don't ever know how to say them. Yeah,

1:21:30

cuco I've definitely Yeah. They have like antioxidants and they help repair damage

1:21:38

cells. It also like lowers your blood pressure like dark chocolate. Yeah,

1:21:45

hot cocoa, as long as it's cacoo. Now this seems like a complete

1:21:50

nightmare. There's an amusement park ride in New York. It's one of those

1:21:55

where it's like it's loaded the ground, but it goes forward and then it

1:21:58

goes backwards and you just go in a circle. Right, they went forward,

1:22:01

and I was like, yay, and then starts going backwards. I

1:22:03

was like yeah, and then they're like, what's going on? Still going

1:22:06

backwards? The ride would not stop. It was going backwards for like three

1:22:11

or four minutes past when it's supposed to. And when you're going that fast

1:22:15

backwards, like everyone on there was like completely traumatized. The ride attendance hit

1:22:19

the emergency stop button, it didn't work, like they're like call maintenance,

1:22:24

call maintenance, maintenance, come out. Finally got it stopped. Everyone was

1:22:28

like walking off the ride, just like completely like disturbed. I'll have nightmares

1:22:31

about this for years. The roller coaster thing the last couple of weeks.

1:22:34

You see the one that got trapped upside down for hours. Yet then the

1:22:39

other one that when it went past the support, the support cracked, and

1:22:42

there's video of it. I know. And my son Jake was in Magic

1:22:45

Mountain last week. He came back on for Thursday night and he was showing

1:22:48

me videos of these roller coasters there. There's no flipping way I would go

1:22:53

on there. I don't care how much money you'd give me. Why because

1:22:56

I don't like roller coasters. I don't like roller coasters. And they just

1:22:59

look mortified. You see them like, well, yeah X two or the K two. Yes, I love big roller coasters like that. There is

1:23:03

one roller coaster at Magic Mountain cow in LA that I will not go to

1:23:08

go on. It's like the Colossal one. It's a wood roller coaster and

1:23:12

it's like the first one that they had there. It is way too shaky

1:23:15

for me. When you're watching them go around the whole thing. Sways, I'm out. I won't do that on the Superman the Batman one. And

1:23:20

then he said the one called X two was just that one's fun. That's

1:23:25

the one where you I think you hang from your shoulders and your feet hang

1:23:28

off years, you know, like the wood ones will make me nervous because

1:23:36

like you, I'm at on that. Yeah. No, it like old

1:23:39

and creaky. No no, no, but the but usually the metal one's

1:23:43

a pretty solid except for the one riche was talking about was a metal one

1:23:45

and that is about to fall off. So just be careful out there.

1:23:48

And that's three things you need to know. Speaking of snacks, you were

1:23:51

talking about chocolate. So my son Jake and I were coming open Pine type

1:23:55

your stapy stop and past at the gas station and he's pretty healthy, but

1:23:58

he got a bag of Skittles and we're driving and he's like, you want some Skittles, Like nah, and I go I think Kyle did a story

1:24:04

about them, maybe being like band in California or something. Do you remember

1:24:09

something like that. Yeah, yeah, I think they did ban on the

1:24:11

California It's skittles are at like most of our candies here in the United States

1:24:15

are banned in other countries. Like if you go to like London and you

1:24:17

get a Snickers, it's a completely different Snickers bar, like all the ingredients

1:24:20

are different. Well, I think I think California's in this country, but

1:24:25

it's like Skittles is being banned there or something. I don't remember the story,

1:24:28

but remember you say something like that. So he says to me,

1:24:31

you got that yucka app on your phone, you know the one. He

1:24:33

goes, let's check it out. And the yucka app is where you put

1:24:35

it the bar code up and it tells you it's healthier or not. Right,

1:24:39

like the Red Mill oatmeal is one hundred out of a hundred, So

1:24:44

I zapped the Skittles. It's a zero out of a hundred zero. That's

1:24:48

actually kind of impressive in the other direction, that there is zero zero nutritional

1:24:53

value in the skittles. That's impressive in a way. That didn't surprise you,

1:24:57

right, I mean you don't eat skittles seeking out and being health right

1:25:00

now? No, But I figured maybe it would have a two why because of the fruit flavor. And then he was like he was like, he's

1:25:06

like, damn, I've never eating skills again. Somewhere Snickers Bar has some

1:25:13

nutritions. Maybe you know my wife was telling you know, they put sunscreen

1:25:21

on the kids all the time, and you could why coot Yucca sunscreen too?

1:25:26

Anything products at barcode and the one that he had, I can't remember

1:25:30

the brand name on the Yucca app is terrible. It said it's got like

1:25:33

five things and it caused cancer. Remember Coles done that? What you need

1:25:39

whatever? So when you or when you go on the Yucca app and you

1:25:41

do that, it gives you suggestions to other lotions and other food items.

1:25:45

So she he Kemp said Mom, can you get this sunscreen from me?

1:25:48

So she buys it. I'm saying it was thirty dollars for some sunscreen and

1:25:51

it was like a little tube. Yeah, that's typically how skincare is because

1:25:56

you're really not supposed to use a ton copper tone. CBS broadcasting live across

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