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be. Welcome

2:04

back. Let me take this damn

2:06

thing off the screen. Am I

2:08

the brown dude in that? That

2:11

video, bro? Am I the brown

2:13

one? Clearly. What show is that?

2:16

It's Miami Vice, man. Miami Vice.

2:18

All right. What's the dude's name

2:20

here? Let's look him up. Miami

2:23

Vice. That's the life blood of

2:25

Miami right there. Gonna do a

2:27

face swap for that. Yeah. Well.

2:30

I'll run it through AI, because

2:32

I know how much longer. This

2:35

isn't, this isn't the Zyrtus show,

2:37

okay. This is me. Look, this

2:39

is me and Longo right here.

2:42

Take those out. You could, I

2:44

could totally face swap this. Longo

2:47

and me, boop, dude. Yeah. Would

2:49

you be ashamed of me if

2:51

I've said that I've never watched

2:54

this show before? A little bit.

2:56

You're born in Florida. No,

2:59

I was born in Puerto Rico.

3:01

That explains it. That's okay. The

3:03

island of trash, bro. You know

3:06

how it is, dude. I was

3:08

a beautiful place, beautiful people. I

3:11

was a trash baby. I emerged

3:13

from the primordial trash. That's where

3:15

I came in. So, yeah, I'll

3:18

have to check this out, but

3:20

how you guys doing? Shim, welcome,

3:22

Longo. How have, how's your day

3:25

been? Wolfier. I was doing great

3:27

till I found out you didn't

3:29

know what Miami Vice was. By

3:32

the way, when we go to

3:34

Clearwater, maybe we could announce some

3:36

stuff, maybe not, who knows, keep

3:39

it under the works, but we

3:41

might as well dress the part.

3:43

Maybe get a little Miami Vice

3:46

set up here. I

3:48

mean, I got a suit.

3:51

I got a blue suit.

3:53

You got a white one.

3:55

Now we need white and

3:57

pink. White and pink. Oh,

3:59

okay, okay. Yeah, something like

4:01

that. You can do it

4:04

and take like an actual

4:06

picture. Tubs and crock it.

4:08

Let's do it. I mean,

4:10

I'm down, bro. Yeah. So,

4:12

Shem, what are you up

4:14

to, bro? She's working a

4:17

lot. That's not too

4:19

crazy. What about you? Yeah. I've

4:21

been, uh, pretty busy. Me and

4:23

Longo are working on a project.

4:26

I don't think we should say

4:28

what it is yet. People will,

4:30

we'll see it once it's out,

4:32

but it's gonna be, it's gonna

4:35

be big. And I just want

4:37

to say on air that we

4:39

love ourselves. And, you know, that's

4:41

it. That, uh, you know. What

4:44

does I mean, like if anything

4:46

happened to us? What the hell

4:48

does that mean? We love ourselves.

4:50

We love ourselves. We never do

4:53

anything because we're going to get

4:55

into some territory that is, these

4:57

are real people with power and

4:59

you could say that we're kind

5:02

of sort of exposing some stuff.

5:04

We're going to get it, you

5:06

know, deep an esoteric with it.

5:08

So. I'm just kind of scared,

5:10

bro. I'm not going to lie,

5:13

dude. Yeah. So guys, this is

5:15

going to be, is this going

5:17

to be your first boots on

5:19

the ground? Yes, you know, I'm

5:22

just an armchair occultist. Damn. Damn.

5:24

Got to get those boots dirty.

5:26

You know, I'm a tourist, bro,

5:28

I'm a homebody, I don't even

5:31

like going out. So, you know,

5:33

this is gonna, you're dragging me

5:35

out of the alchemical cave, if

5:37

you will, to do this. But

5:40

I'm excited, I am a little

5:42

scared, but we'll see what happens.

5:44

We'll be fine. It'll be fun.

5:46

Exciting. Yeah, so anyways,

5:49

we're working on that, but

5:51

yeah, today we're gonna talk

5:53

about some Florida news, maybe

5:55

talking about the old NASA

5:57

Boeing, right, Boeing announces layout.

5:59

Florida including Kennedy Space Center.

6:02

So I guess, uh, I

6:04

guess space isn't as profitable

6:06

as, as we thought, right?

6:08

I mean, isn't that where

6:10

SpaceX comes in where they

6:13

kind of sort of take

6:15

away the funding, the public,

6:17

because space, NASA, is that

6:19

a, is that a private

6:21

entity? Is that like a,

6:23

or is that a, or

6:26

is that a, well, NASA,

6:28

it gets, we pay for

6:30

other tax dollars. Right, we

6:32

paid through it through tax

6:34

dollars. Yeah, and even Space

6:36

X is largely paid for

6:39

with tax dollars. Like, Yvonne

6:41

Musk's entire life is subsidized.

6:43

People don't really talk about

6:45

that for some reason. But

6:47

even Tesla, everything Tesla and

6:49

Space X is ever done.

6:52

has been, you know, hand

6:55

in pocket with the government,

6:57

hand in hand, hands in

7:00

each other's pocket, pretty much.

7:04

So I think that, right, the

7:06

shift from the public to the

7:08

private where, I mean, I know

7:11

some of these companies, they have

7:13

to report publicly, I'm sure that

7:15

they put out a budget or

7:17

something, but they can place that

7:20

around. The government can do the

7:22

same thing too. But I think

7:24

that there's something to be said

7:27

about that where it's like there

7:29

are they right NASA to deceive?

7:31

Are they trying to hide something?

7:34

And I mean, here we have

7:36

Boeing, which did you guys see

7:38

the story about the astronauts that

7:40

were stranded in space for like

7:43

three months? Did you guys see

7:45

that? Yeah. More bunch of ballooning

7:47

to me. You think so? Do

7:50

you think that they were underwater

7:52

the whole time? I don't know.

7:54

They were probably in their mom's

7:57

basement, to be honest. How NASA's

7:59

stuck astronauts are coping with months

8:01

in and it was because of

8:04

Boeing's starliner and allegedly they had

8:06

to borrow one of these SpaceX

8:08

ones because they couldn't there was

8:10

like a leak or something like

8:13

that right here so but a

8:15

series of technical failures including thruster

8:17

malfunctions and helium leaks turned the

8:20

mission into an extended stay. So

8:22

on June 6 and they were

8:24

there for for

8:27

a while. I want to say

8:30

at least three months because I

8:32

remember first hearing about this and

8:34

they were still stuck up there

8:37

so just recently. Wow. Yeah, she

8:39

looks like this woman from Gordon

8:42

Ramsey Show Hotel Hell that had

8:44

diary all over the carpet. It's

8:46

pretty disgusting. I didn't really watch

8:49

that one. It's pretty

8:51

funny. She had what, dude? Yeah, sure.

8:53

What's good? They did, like, they do

8:55

a test of the room to see

8:57

how dirty it is and they find

8:59

how dirty this one rug is in

9:01

the bathroom and it turns out she

9:03

had, like, diarrhea all over the hotel

9:05

and just never cleaned it up. Oh,

9:07

dude. And she looks exactly like that

9:10

woman. Was it really in restaurant? No.

9:12

It was just some old school, like

9:14

bed breakfast hotel. You sure this isn't

9:16

just sure? So,

9:18

uh, shout out to

9:20

4th Emperor with the

9:22

Super Shadd, the 555.

9:24

We just had a

9:27

7.0 earthquake here in

9:29

Norcal today. Ooh. So,

9:31

Norcal earthquake. I know

9:33

it's not Florida, but

9:35

here, let's cover this.

9:37

California sucks. Whoa, 7.0.

9:39

And then I think

9:41

he's in my chat

9:43

in my discord and

9:45

he said that they

9:48

were on evacuation watch

9:50

or something like that.

9:52

Is that true for

9:54

one? Are they still

9:56

there dude? You call

9:58

yourself a resource? not

10:01

there anymore, but I know

10:03

they came down. I just

10:05

don't know how much time

10:07

they spent up there, but

10:09

it was a long time.

10:11

Yeah, we got a 220

10:13

in the chat. Yeah, what's

10:16

up, everybody. Hope everyone's doing

10:18

good tonight. Shout out to

10:20

my Florida peeps, Americans, people

10:22

abroad. Hope everyone's doing good.

10:24

Happy Thursday, everybody. Hope you

10:26

had a good Thanksgiving, too.

10:30

Oh yeah, so we didn't, at

10:32

least I didn't go live with

10:34

you last Thursday for obvious reasons,

10:37

it was Thanksgiving, so hopefully everybody

10:39

did have a good Thanksgiving last

10:42

week. And I know you talked

10:44

about what the occult, the occult

10:46

significance of Thanksgiving? Well more the

10:49

turkey, but yeah, like the astrotheology

10:51

behind Thanksgiving, why it's on that

10:54

day, why it's always a Thursday.

10:56

What the turkey has to do

10:58

with that holiday and that kind

11:01

of mythology behind it too. You

11:03

forgot to when we were doing

11:06

the show, we got kind of

11:08

sidetracked and forgot to talk about

11:10

the Benjamin Franklin thing. Yes. Yeah.

11:13

So we talked about kind of

11:15

like the Aztec Maya. Turkey gods

11:18

a little bit talked about turkey

11:20

sacrifice. I mean, let's let's call

11:22

it what it is. Let's be

11:25

real. I mean, it's not like

11:27

everyone loves turkey. They're eating it

11:29

all day. No, everyone's, you know,

11:32

everyone wants a year or twice

11:34

a year, this time of year,

11:37

just suddenly starts eating like an

11:39

absurd amount of turkey. and in

11:41

order to eat turkeys they have

11:44

to get slaughtered so you can

11:46

real and the way that it's

11:49

you know presented on the table

11:51

you know you're you're sodomizing its

11:53

corpse right there people are stuffing

11:56

it's all very pizza gaiti to

11:58

be honest if we take a

12:01

if we take a step back,

12:03

it's all very ritualistic and barbaric,

12:05

you know, but there's all there's

12:08

so much cool stuff behind Thanksgiving

12:10

too. I'm not, I'm not getting

12:13

triggered over the paganism or anything

12:15

like that. I think there's cool

12:17

stuff, but. the turkey

12:20

sacrifice it really makes you

12:22

think about the animal sacrifices

12:24

in the Bible like the

12:26

bull the ram is it

12:28

simply that an animal is

12:30

getting sacrificed for no reason

12:32

or is that just kind

12:35

of like the most caveman

12:37

interpretation of a more you

12:39

know esoteric doctrine where As

12:42

you know I think sham's

12:44

been getting into this stuff

12:46

recently to like you know

12:49

nothing in the Bible being

12:51

necessarily literal or having a

12:53

singular meaning and animals in

12:56

particular can represent different you

12:58

know different signs of the

13:01

zodiac different frames of mind

13:03

right higher and lower truths

13:05

right carnal attachments things like

13:08

that like the bowl different

13:10

schools of initiation Yes. And

13:12

the turkey, I personally identify

13:15

with the thunderbird of the

13:17

Native Americans. You know, all

13:20

like the Native American mystery

13:22

animals have an inspiration from

13:24

the from the real animal

13:27

kingdom. And the thunderbird, a

13:29

lot of people say, oh,

13:31

that's just an eagle or

13:34

a vulture or something like

13:36

that. But Turkey is connected

13:39

with the animal Jupiter. The

13:42

animal and the planet,

13:44

they both represent abundance,

13:46

right, bounty, right, a

13:48

good harvest, like a

13:50

full plate, you know,

13:53

a full meal, a

13:55

full table, everyone's in

13:57

town, you know, abundance.

14:00

And the turkey, when you

14:02

see the turkey, the oscillated

14:04

turkey, not the boring old

14:06

brown one, when you see

14:08

the really colorful one, it's

14:10

like, whoa, it's like a

14:12

American version of the peacock,

14:14

the oscillated turkey, not the

14:16

Osceola turkey, the oscillated turkey,

14:18

oscillated. Another weird thing that

14:20

I saw after we did

14:22

that stream, wow. There's a

14:24

there's a video says the

14:26

oldest Native American drumming video

14:28

and it has these Sue

14:30

Indians dancing playing drums and

14:32

it it kind of looked

14:34

to me like they were

14:36

imitating turkeys. It's pretty short.

14:38

It's like a minute long.

14:40

What is from 1892 and

14:42

they were doing a dance

14:44

and it just reminded me

14:46

of a turkey for some

14:48

reason? Yeah. Send in the

14:50

private chat. I'd never seen

14:52

this turkey before. It's crazy

14:54

looking. Yeah, the oscillated turkey,

14:56

some people think, this is

14:58

not like an official thing,

15:00

but some people think that

15:02

if the turkey is anywhere,

15:04

anyhow related to the peacock,

15:06

that the oscillated turkey would

15:08

be like the closest. link

15:10

because it literally has eyes

15:12

on the tips of its

15:14

feather, of its tail feathers.

15:16

But whatever, the Benjamin Franklin

15:18

thing, we did this whole

15:20

thing about Turkey's Thanksgiving. It

15:22

was a good time, but

15:24

I forgot to mention everything

15:26

that Benjamin Franklin had to

15:28

say about the turkey. So

15:30

somebody in the chat, yeah,

15:32

I pulled this up, so

15:34

yeah, really linked to Benjamin

15:36

Franklin. Now, some people say

15:38

that this is kind of

15:40

like a myth. It is

15:43

a little bit of a

15:45

myth. Most people kind of

15:47

say it wrong, but there

15:49

is truth to it. Benjamin

15:51

Franklin did believe that Turkey

15:53

would be the best, would

15:55

be the better candidate, better

15:57

than the bald eagle. He

15:59

didn't really like the bald

16:01

eagle. And yeah, so the

16:03

turkey, he was it had

16:05

good character, it was exclusive

16:07

to America, whereas Bald Eagles,

16:09

I think, arranged a little

16:11

bit outside, maybe, to other

16:13

continents a little bit. I

16:15

could be wrong, but I

16:17

think he was under that

16:19

impression, so he might be

16:21

right. And yeah, so Turkey,

16:23

they represent much better qualities.

16:26

Also, the whole bald eagle

16:28

thing, there's a subtle racism

16:30

inherent to the bald eagle

16:32

symbolism. You know, this white

16:34

leadership with a black workforce.

16:37

Can you see that? The

16:39

white, the small white head,

16:41

the black body of the

16:43

bald eagle. I can see

16:46

that. Could you see the

16:48

subtle, you know, esoteric symbolism

16:50

there? But... Also,

16:52

that one, another reason is some

16:54

people say that they were in

16:57

the debate for which bird would

16:59

be the national bird of America.

17:02

They were debating or kind of

17:04

looking for what animal was closest

17:06

to the Phoenix. That's kind of

17:09

like the unspoken. truth behind this

17:11

this race for which bird would

17:14

be the American bird. They were

17:16

looking for which one would be

17:18

like the most like the Phoenix

17:21

and the bald eagle seemed to

17:23

be in in a state of

17:25

mid of mid combustion. You know

17:28

how like Phoenix is are said

17:30

to burst into flames, right? before

17:33

they are before they regenerate it.

17:35

Well, if you've ever like lit

17:37

incense or something, you'll see it

17:40

goes like white ash, like the

17:42

black incense or the black resin

17:44

to the white ash, you know,

17:47

will burn down and the top

17:49

of the ash will be white.

17:52

You know, something burning anything, you

17:54

can burn a stick and it'll

17:56

do this, but it looks like

17:59

it's like covered in

18:01

so, you know, or it's

18:04

been ashed, turned into ash

18:06

halfway, a bald eagle. But

18:08

the turkey was also in

18:11

the race, or at least

18:13

Benjamin Franklin was suggesting the

18:15

turkey or critiquing the bald

18:18

eagle by praising the turkey.

18:20

And yeah, the turkey would

18:22

have been good. Turkeys are

18:25

cool. What else? Turkeys have

18:27

amazing eyesight, apparently. Yeah, turkeys

18:29

have amazing, amazing eyesight. So

18:31

you can kind of think

18:34

there's a little bit of

18:36

a, maybe an esoteric significance

18:38

to that. Of course, Jupiter,

18:41

truth, wisdom, you know. The

18:43

separation from Rome as well,

18:45

which this is supposed to

18:48

be the light of emancipation

18:50

and freedom, which in the

18:52

Roman society, not everyone had

18:55

those opportunities. Whoa,

18:57

dude. Three times sharper than

19:00

a hunter with 20-20 vision

19:02

and nearly eight times further.

19:05

But here's the thing, dude.

19:07

I know people who will

19:09

sit in front of a

19:12

tree and kind of wait,

19:14

you know, with the shotgun

19:17

and wait for the turkey

19:19

and then they shoot the

19:21

turkey. But Turkeys

19:24

can put together details and

19:27

movement through that incredible sharpness

19:29

often at an unbelievable distances.

19:32

But you can't see some

19:34

dudes sitting in front of

19:36

a tree with a shotgun.

19:39

That's wild, bro. They just

19:41

trust them. You're thinking about

19:44

it all wrong? Do what?

19:46

You said they trust the

19:49

person? Yeah. Oh, that's mean,

19:51

dude. So

19:54

let's see. Also, the

19:56

fact that turkeys are

19:58

pardoned, you know, like

20:00

a symbol. peace. The

20:02

meal of turkey between

20:04

the Indians and the

20:06

Americans, that's like a

20:08

meal of peace. The

20:10

turkey gets pardoned by

20:12

the president. That's very

20:14

Jupiter. And Jupiter, that's

20:16

where we get the

20:18

word turkey. Turkey. Turkey

20:20

is too. That's what

20:22

they call me on.

20:24

There's your boy right

20:26

there, dude. That's

20:29

our boy. Well, I never even

20:31

know. I didn't even know about

20:33

this about them pardoning turkeys. This

20:36

seems very, what's that one thing

20:38

that that group of people do

20:40

where they take a chicken once

20:43

a year and then they they

20:45

just put all their sins on

20:47

it and the caparose, the caparose,

20:49

caparote, caparote rituals. The ritual that

20:52

you know what I'm talking about,

20:54

right? Yeah. Yeah. Seems

20:57

awfully similar to that. Chicken

20:59

swinging. The chicken swinging, yeah.

21:02

So the Benjamin Franklin connection,

21:04

there was also the idea

21:07

that Benjamin Franklin had the

21:09

bodies in his house. You

21:12

guys see that? Yeah, it

21:14

was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, fake

21:17

news. You think it's fake

21:19

news? Yeah, everyone tells that

21:22

story like they were there.

21:27

Speaking of being there. Never mind,

21:29

I'm going to say I'm not

21:32

going to do this here. I'm

21:34

not going to. Anyways, hey, let's

21:36

lighten the mood a little bit.

21:39

I mean, jeez, you know, what's

21:41

the rumor that he had hundreds

21:43

of like hundreds of skeletons under

21:45

his house. He was a scientist.

21:48

He was doing science things. Okay,

21:50

leave him alone. Bill Nye probably

21:52

has dozens of corpses under his

21:55

house. Well here, can we, I

21:57

just, you know, let's slide in

21:59

the mood here. Could you go?

22:01

I sent you this. wedding that

22:04

just happened. I think it's here

22:06

in Florida too that we ought

22:08

to celebrate this little bit. I

22:11

mean, geez, you know, what's the

22:13

rumor that he had hundreds of

22:15

like hundreds of skeletons under his

22:17

house. He's a scientist. He's doing

22:20

science things. Okay, leave him alone.

22:22

Bill Nye probably has dozens of

22:24

corpses under his house. Well, here,

22:27

can we, I just, you know,

22:29

let's slight in the mood here.

22:31

Could you go, look, I sent

22:33

you this wedding that just happened?

22:36

I think it's here in Florida

22:38

too that we all to celebrate

22:40

as lovers of truth and wisdom

22:43

and peace and harmony. Can you,

22:45

it's an Instagram real I think,

22:47

it's on Instagram. It's on Instagram.

22:49

You sent it to me on

22:52

Instagram? Yes, sir. Let

22:56

me pull it up here

22:58

in a second. Not logged

23:00

in. Oh man, keep talking,

23:02

I gotta authenticate myself. Well

23:04

there's good news coming out

23:06

of Florida, you know, love.

23:08

What else can you say?

23:11

Just this funny video that

23:13

we ought to watch. I

23:15

wanted to start off with

23:17

that it would have been

23:19

funnier, but whatever. There

23:22

you go. And then we've also

23:24

got some news out of the

23:26

cruise ship industry that is pretty

23:28

crazy. Oh, yeah, I saw this

23:31

one. But it's the video of

23:33

like people singing at a wedding.

23:35

We got to watch that. Now

23:37

you talk about the elephant one?

23:39

No. No, that one's good too

23:41

though, but... Oh, here we go.

23:43

Okay. Let me, um... People singing

23:46

at a wedding. Try

23:49

to figure out how to

23:51

block my, my, anyways, my

23:53

message is, but it's fine.

23:55

I got some stuff. Yeah,

23:58

there's no reason why message.

24:02

Franklstein. Yeah let

24:05

me share my

24:07

audio with this.

24:10

Also share audio.

24:13

There we go.

24:18

Yeah,

24:20

yeah,

24:22

yeah.

24:24

We're

24:26

on

24:28

me

24:31

every

24:33

day.

24:35

Yeah,

24:37

yeah,

24:39

yeah,

24:41

yeah.

24:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do

24:47

you have something real? Yeah, you

24:49

gym at all? Will you always

24:52

tell me how you feel? Yeah,

24:54

yeah. Oh my God. Will you

24:56

love me every day? Yeah, yeah,

24:58

yeah. Can I know that and

25:00

pray? Yeah, these are my feet.

25:02

Y'all like that. Yeah,

25:06

like just imagine a divorce

25:08

wrap going to be. Can

25:10

you, can you go to

25:12

the other one where she's

25:14

like doing most? Dude. Yeah.

25:17

This is the 40s? I

25:19

zoom in on. Is it

25:21

like me, bro? You can

25:23

on Instagram. They keep it

25:25

so small on Instagram. Damn,

25:28

dude. It's

25:31

made

25:33

for

25:35

a

25:38

cell

25:40

phone

25:42

dude,

25:44

it's

25:47

not

25:49

made

25:51

for

25:53

a

25:56

ride.

26:00

This is their

26:02

own wedding. I

26:04

mean, nay, you

26:07

can do whatever

26:09

you want to

26:12

do, you know?

26:14

A living free,

26:16

built a passage

26:19

out of our

26:21

sweet old memory.

26:24

That's funny. Could

26:27

be a lot, it could be

26:30

a lot worse, dude. She sings

26:32

better than I do, all right?

26:34

Jesus. Y'all someators, this is not

26:37

white love. This is a result

26:39

of a small group of people

26:41

creating a entire type of music

26:44

in the 1970s and 80s to

26:46

destroy America. Ooh, yikes. Anyways. What

26:48

else did you send me here?

26:50

Florida Bill Senator introduces. To ban

26:53

weather modification in Florida. Florida

26:56

has introduced legislation to prohibit

26:58

weather modification activities in Florida.

27:00

The bill was filed on

27:02

November 20th by Senator Leanna,

27:04

Garcia, the weather modification activities

27:06

bill sets out that the

27:09

injection release or dispersion by

27:11

any means of a chemical

27:13

a chemical compound substance or

27:15

an apparatus into the atmosphere

27:17

within the borders of the

27:19

state for the express purpose

27:21

of affecting the temperature of

27:23

the weather or the intensity

27:26

of sunlight is prohibited. I

27:30

mean, that's a good thing, right?

27:32

There shouldn't be spraying stuff in

27:35

the air anyways. I mean, this

27:37

is a little bit more past.

27:39

Yeah. Well, we clearly see what

27:42

the damaging effects are in that

27:44

previous video. That was one of

27:47

the most, one of the most

27:49

chemtrilled spots in all of America

27:51

was where that wedding reception was

27:54

actually happening. Makes sense. Terrible. should

27:56

see Columbus. You can't go outside

27:58

without seeing the grids that you

28:01

see in the background here every

28:03

day. Yep. But I kind of

28:06

like that because it keeps the

28:08

sun away, right? We

28:10

know for a fact they're putting stuff up

28:13

there as to what I mean that that

28:15

can be as to what and why is

28:17

the conspiracy right like they're like oh it's

28:19

to to make the hurricane stronger blah blah

28:22

it's like well you know they shouldn't be

28:24

doing that to begin with so I mean

28:26

I'm down with this I like this is

28:28

another reason why people Well

28:31

we're full but another reason

28:33

why people should go to

28:36

Florida because I'm gonna have

28:38

clear skies. Be careful. Nobody.

28:40

All right. Don't be alright.

28:42

There you go. Florida was

28:45

a swing state and not

28:47

too long ago. Speaking the

28:49

swing states. Well upside down

28:52

pineapples officially banned from carnival

28:54

cruises. Florida man says no.

28:57

Let's take a moment of

28:59

silence for this one. This

29:01

is literally going to affect

29:03

millions. I mean, the tourism

29:05

industry is going to plug

29:07

it. People are going to

29:09

be out of jobs because

29:11

of this. I mean, No

29:16

way no. DJs are going

29:18

to get paid away less

29:20

on these. I've never heard

29:22

of an upside-down pineapple. What

29:24

is that? You've never... Oh,

29:27

come on, Sham. We all

29:29

know that's what the Pineapple

29:31

Club members are instructed to

29:33

say. Upon confrontation. You really

29:35

don't know, bro? Is this

29:38

a sex position or something?

29:41

you wish. So the esoteric

29:44

meaning of an upside down

29:46

pineapple is that you're a

29:49

swinger. So if you have

29:51

an upside down pineapple on

29:54

your door, it means that

29:56

you're open to the swing

29:58

swinger activities. You know, speaking

30:01

of swing sites. It's particularly

30:03

a big thing in Florida.

30:06

among like travelers. So like

30:08

RV culture and like people

30:11

who hang out at like

30:13

RV parks, it's huge, huge

30:15

with these like retired traveling

30:18

people or you're kind of

30:20

you know middle-aged traveling. Sounds

30:23

like heresy to me. It's

30:25

so bad and I believe

30:28

at the villages that's near

30:30

you right one not far

30:32

from you not far yeah

30:35

not far close enough So

30:37

somebody said right the the

30:40

herpes stuff is this maybe

30:42

why they took out the

30:45

United Health Care CEO you

30:47

guys see that? Yeah,

30:50

that was crazy. That's not

30:52

really Florida related, but we

30:54

can talk about that. Did

30:56

you see the what they

30:58

had written on the bullets?

31:00

Did I? Did I? What?

31:02

I don't remember what exactly

31:04

it was, but it's from

31:06

some book about them denying

31:08

claims to health care. The

31:11

bullets fired at United Health

31:14

Care. See, and dude, this

31:16

hit, although it's not Florida,

31:18

this hit close to home

31:20

to me because I have

31:23

United Health Care. So I'm

31:25

probably never going to financially

31:27

recover from this because my

31:29

CEO is no longer around

31:32

anymore of the, they provide

31:34

health care coverage to 29

31:36

million. That's crazy, dude. Like,

31:39

that's a lot. So, they

31:41

went up, they went up,

31:43

the stock went up, apparently.

31:45

Yeah, it's actually down 5%

31:48

today. After hours, they won

31:50

at 1%. Are you up

31:52

and by? Let's get this

31:54

water Florida. it could come

31:57

in Florida. There's Florida in

31:59

the water. You can take

32:01

the fluoride out of the

32:03

water, but you can't take

32:06

the Florida out of the

32:08

water people. There you go.

32:10

So. The bullets

32:12

fired at United Healthcare CEO Brain

32:14

Thompson had words written on them

32:16

officials say and it said delay

32:18

deny and possibly dispose appeared on

32:20

shell casings and bullets recovered from

32:23

the scene of the shooting in

32:25

New York City according to New

32:27

York City police department officials. It

32:29

was definitely, I've seen the video,

32:31

it's definitely a coordinated hit. These

32:33

people work in the shadows. I

32:35

even know that United Health Care

32:37

had a CEO to be honest

32:39

with you and who even was

32:41

to begin with, how much influence

32:43

they have on. the laws I

32:45

can imagine is a lot because

32:47

I mean they want to benefit

32:49

and you know health care is

32:51

in the in the US is

32:53

one of the main things that

32:55

people always criticize about the United

32:57

States it is a luxury right

33:00

it's not something that you can

33:02

have unless you're able to pay

33:04

for it so it's only for

33:06

a certain class of people it

33:08

is it is a luxury because

33:10

I know a lot of people

33:12

who don't have health care because

33:14

real real luxury is just going

33:16

to the doctor for free which

33:18

is what I do And you

33:20

want just never paying it? They

33:22

just have places you can call

33:24

and just go for free. It's

33:26

crazy. I mean, just how it

33:28

works. I don't know. It's like

33:30

$20 at the most. You do

33:32

know Dr. Longo isn't a real

33:34

doctor, right? You know, so whatever

33:37

they're prescribing you isn't, uh, Isn't

33:40

legit. I'm just I'm just

33:42

saying you don't know but

33:44

anyways. Yes and upside down

33:46

pineapple Ban from carnival cruises.

33:48

I never saw one Apparently

33:50

it's banned from from communities

33:52

around Florida to it's a

33:54

okay here. You want to

33:57

watch some you want to

33:59

see something hilarious? at the

34:01

Colony Hotel Palm Beach, please.

34:03

Is this a place that

34:05

Don Lemon tried to take

34:07

you too? Yes, sir. It

34:09

is, literally. Okay. One of

34:12

my few remarkable Palm Beach

34:14

stories would be when Don

34:16

Lemon tried to hit on

34:18

me. Try to hit on

34:20

me. He'll never forget. He'll

34:22

never forget. Don Lamont, Don

34:24

Lemon. I was a valet

34:27

in front of, in front

34:29

of a restaurant and we

34:31

are parking all these cars.

34:33

He didn't come in on

34:35

a car. He came in

34:37

with his little man toy

34:39

on bikes and I had

34:42

to tell them like, hey,

34:44

you know, you can't leave

34:46

your bikes here. You got

34:48

to put him around. I

34:50

had to tell him where

34:52

to put his bikes. Right.

34:55

This guy? Yeah. Yeah, Don Lennon.

34:57

Yeah. This was in the this

35:00

was in the peak of COVID

35:02

too. He was he like wasn't

35:04

supposed to be in Florida. You

35:07

know, like it it got out.

35:09

He actually got confronted at. Yeah,

35:11

I confronted at Palm Beach. The

35:14

Colony Hotel. This. So I'm going

35:16

to show you what's in front

35:18

of the Colony Hotel. Yes, it

35:21

is like a whole Andrew Gillum

35:23

story, pretty much. But

35:26

I was just working. He came by

35:28

with his little boyfriend and he was

35:30

on his phone. I told him where

35:33

to put their bikes. And then he

35:35

goes, starts making small talk about the

35:37

weather. I'm like, oh, here we go.

35:40

He starts starting out his flight and

35:42

all this. There's no reason for him

35:44

to be sharing this with me. He

35:47

didn't even park his car with us.

35:49

He was just bothering us. Yeah,

35:52

no, I can tell. There's a

35:54

there's a fair amount of those

35:57

types in Palm Beach, believe it

35:59

or not. Everyone swings both ways.

36:01

Palm Beach Island. So, believe it

36:04

or not. And I'm gonna show

36:06

you this. If you go, if

36:08

you can get a picture of

36:11

the front door of the Colony

36:13

Hotel, which is where Don Lemon

36:15

was staying, gay, he was on

36:18

a colony bike. If you know

36:20

Palm Beach Island, but yes, it's

36:22

like a funny joke that everyone's

36:25

bisexual. on Palm Beach Island. I'm

36:27

not from Palm Beach Island people,

36:30

okay, chill. But, you know, that's

36:32

where all the money is. That's

36:34

where like all the wasps, all

36:37

the wasps are. Front door, Juan.

36:39

Yeah, that one. This one? To

36:41

the left, down. Yeah, that's the

36:44

front door. It's, there's a golf

36:46

cart in front. Maybe you can't

36:48

see it. If you can blow

36:51

that picture up, you can zoom

36:53

in there. Damn

36:57

it dude. Did he pull

36:59

up on these bikes right

37:02

here? Yeah, literally those bikes.

37:04

Everything they do is branded

37:06

colony and literally just look

37:09

at the name colony, colon,

37:11

you know, colony. It's and

37:13

so everyone already jokes that

37:16

that like the aristocracy of

37:18

Palm Beach is, you know,

37:20

bisexual. But then The Colony

37:23

Hotel is like the most

37:25

gay part of all Palm

37:27

Beach Island and they were

37:30

a couple streets over. We

37:32

were at a restaurant. They

37:34

came from the Colony Hotel

37:37

and I'm like, yeah, that

37:39

makes sense. He's staying at

37:41

the Colony Hotel and he

37:44

is openly, you know, he

37:46

swings the other way, which

37:48

is whatever. I think he's

37:51

open about that, but Yeah,

37:53

I wasn't having any of it. And

37:56

I was like, bro, I gotta do

37:58

my job. Leave me alone. No,

38:01

no, no, no. I knew who he

38:03

was too. Of course, I recognized him.

38:05

But we see a lot of big,

38:07

uh, big characters coming into Palm Beach.

38:10

I want him to have to find

38:12

a picture. It's hard. Find a picture

38:14

of the front. Right there, right. That.

38:16

No. It's not in that one. No.

38:19

The one that got away. The one

38:21

that got away. The one that you

38:23

got. Damn bro, you could have been

38:26

set up for a life, Longo. I

38:28

don't know. Yeah,

38:32

I can't find any, uh,

38:34

any pictures of the front.

38:36

I've got on my phone.

38:39

Off December. So funny. So

38:41

funny, Jean. You got it,

38:43

got it pulled up on

38:45

your phone already. Right here

38:47

is this. No, I have,

38:49

I have a picture of

38:51

the decorations on the front,

38:53

the front entrance as I

38:55

was walking by. When you

38:57

got to sleep at night,

38:59

you just think about it.

39:01

Like, the picture is like,

39:03

damn. The one that got

39:05

away. Yeah, I'm sure. I

39:08

just, that's a good story

39:10

though. He's trying to, he's

39:12

trying to upgrade. He's like

39:14

a hot man. I like

39:16

the way this guy parks

39:18

my bike. I like the

39:20

way he rides that bike.

39:22

Dude, I've been, uh, not

39:24

there, but at another place

39:26

in Boca. Okay. I had

39:28

like a 90 year old

39:30

man. Okay. touch

39:33

me inappropriately in Boca Raton

39:35

when I was valet like

39:38

real quick on the way

39:40

out of the car and

39:43

he had like a helper

39:45

and everything and I'm like

39:47

bro if this guy was

39:50

any younger we would have

39:52

thrown hands okay I would

39:54

have but he was ancient

39:57

I mean the the relationship

39:59

with the valet the people

40:02

is like they abuse it

40:04

all the time it's disgusting

40:06

yeah I'm still looking for

40:09

it a little ways back

40:11

anyways what was it was

40:13

a pineapples they had pineapples

40:16

on there did you just

40:18

spoil it it is pineapple

40:21

yeah pretty much I should

40:23

uh were they upside down

40:25

though Yes,

40:32

you'll see it. It's both it's

40:34

upside down and right ways up.

40:36

It's it's kind of like disguised.

40:39

It's cleverly disguised. Dave and I.

40:42

So Johnny Brown, Johnny Brown

40:44

is one of the Palm

40:47

Beach's celebrities and the Colony's

40:49

mascot, affectionally known as J.B.

40:51

He was the beloved pet

40:54

monkey and constant companion of

40:56

Addison Misner, the famous architect

40:59

who designed the Everglades Club

41:01

and much of Palm Beach.

41:04

Do you think he was

41:06

using these for both ways?

41:08

Sorry? You think

41:11

he's song both ways? Yes,

41:13

Addison Meisner, it is alleged

41:15

that he did. He also

41:17

pretended to be Jewish. So,

41:20

sometimes, or people assumed he

41:22

was. Yeah, I just... I'm

41:24

sending you this picture. He's

41:27

not Jewish now. He was

41:29

definitely Jewish from the past.

41:31

And by that, I mean,

41:33

his family. A little of

41:36

them. Everything I want to

41:38

go. What

41:40

else did he, um, Boca

41:43

Raton, he was an architect

41:45

with philosophy and a dream

41:47

Boca Raton, Florida, unincorporated small

41:49

farming town that was established

41:52

in 1896, became the site

41:54

of Meisner's most famous development

41:56

project. What else did he,

41:58

uh, he's the father? Boca

42:00

Raton. He's like the father

42:03

of the whole Spanish, like

42:05

colonial revival architecture, like all

42:07

this kind of meditation Mediterranean

42:09

stuff. You got the picture?

42:12

Yeah, you should have just

42:14

said like land turns or

42:16

something like that. I think

42:18

I might have been able

42:20

to pull that up. But

42:23

I gotta hear. But dude,

42:25

this is what's in front

42:27

of the colony hotel just

42:29

so everyone can understand the

42:32

level of creep. creeps were

42:34

dealing with at the colony

42:36

hotel. Very affluent, you know,

42:38

the clientele there's like top

42:40

notch, right? But it's a

42:43

particular demographic. And the upside

42:45

down pineapple on the way

42:47

in kind of lets you

42:49

know what the demographic is

42:52

there. Make sure there's nothing.

42:54

God, I hate to be

42:56

a cleaner, though. Yeah. Yeah,

43:02

hold on. What's the

43:05

weirdest shit you've ever

43:07

found while cleaning, Jim?

43:09

I can't really think

43:12

of anything else on

43:14

my head right now.

43:17

Nothing too crazy. There

43:19

you have. Happiness. So

43:22

there it is. Happiness.

43:24

Yeah. So there it

43:26

is right there. Yeah,

43:30

all right guys, that's the

43:32

front entrance of the colony

43:35

hotel. Now, when you walk

43:37

by this and you hear

43:39

the rumors, it's like, it's

43:42

just, you can't help but

43:44

laugh. It's the ultimate. It's

43:46

real, you know, that's what

43:49

symbolism is used for, symbology.

43:51

That's, there's things you don't

43:53

say, you know, mouth. pineapple

43:56

can represent the garden of

43:58

eating temptation for Adam or

44:00

the fruit of the new

44:03

world. Right, because it's spiky,

44:05

because some say it's, you

44:08

know, some people think like,

44:10

you know, oh, forbidden, meaning,

44:12

you know, puts up a

44:15

fight, right? Like the pineapple

44:17

is kind of hard to

44:19

just, which ties back into

44:22

the ancient Greek mythology of

44:24

the our culture. And

44:27

it also disgusting aspect

44:30

about pineapples, which it

44:32

allegedly makes your stuff

44:35

taste more delicious. Yeah.

44:38

Why is that disgusting,

44:40

Jim? Well, it's disgusting

44:43

for me because I

44:45

don't want to make

44:48

sure. Isn't that just

44:50

good overall? This

44:55

is an anesthesious anesthesious or

44:57

anesthesious curture. The sky wrote

44:59

about like hollow earth and

45:01

stuff like that and this

45:03

is one of the sketches

45:05

that always stood out to

45:07

me the pineapple here with

45:09

the monkey. Yeah and yeah

45:11

it's it's one of the

45:13

few foods with a crown

45:15

too that's another big kind

45:17

of esoteric significance for the

45:21

for the pineapple. It's got

45:23

a crown. So it represents,

45:25

you could say, the third

45:27

eye and the crown chakra.

45:29

So like the full activation,

45:31

whereas the pine cone just

45:33

represents the pineal gland, the

45:35

pineapple with the top on

45:37

it, you could say represents

45:39

enlightenment, illumination. All right, calm

45:41

down Robert's over. It's good

45:43

for digestion immunity and recovery

45:45

from surgery. And I'm just

45:47

trying to link it to

45:49

like the Garden of Eden,

45:52

a forbidden fruit. I mean,

45:54

in this kind of sense,

45:56

right, it is the forbidden

45:58

fruit. And there's also a

46:00

connection to the origins of

46:02

the pineapple as a symbol

46:04

of hospitality. Christopher Columbus's voyage

46:06

to the Caribbean in the

46:08

late 15th century, European explorers

46:10

were the first to document

46:12

tasting this exotic and delicious

46:14

fruit. And it quickly became

46:16

highly sought after its rarity

46:18

and unique taste made it

46:20

a status symbol often reserved

46:22

for the elite. and presented

46:24

as a gift to royalty.

46:26

Yeah, it used to be

46:28

like the most, one of

46:30

the most expensive things in

46:32

the world. Wow. That's bizarre,

46:34

dude. Yeah, I ask Hawaiians

46:36

how much like, how much

46:38

they like pineapples. Is there

46:40

a lot of pineapples in

46:42

Hawaii? Well, the history of

46:44

the pineapple in Hawaii is

46:46

not pretty. Or

46:52

did they take them out trying

46:54

to get to the pineapple? Pretty

46:56

much. Whoa. Pineapple industry. Well, you

46:58

know, it was good for them.

47:00

They'll spin on everything's bad in

47:02

history. Everything's like, oh my God,

47:04

these people were so bad. People

47:06

love to line about history. But

47:08

overall, it was good. Let's be

47:10

honest. We had a whole bunch

47:12

of Americans and Christians over there

47:14

now. So that's

47:16

crazy. So what else we got?

47:19

We got this. Pineapples are really

47:21

good for muscle to the number

47:23

one muscle food. Did you're going

47:26

to have set them again? Don't

47:28

show it down limit. If you

47:30

eat a ton of pineapple. Show

47:33

me on this doll where he

47:35

touched you. Jack. On Lamond. This

47:37

is interesting because he does CNN

47:39

and I think Netflix just came

47:42

out with a movie. this last

47:44

week. You know, you know what

47:46

he was ordering at the restaurant?

47:49

On his way out, he left

47:51

me a little dessert. Do you

47:53

know what it was? Pineapple, upside,

47:56

and cake. No, dude. No, just

47:58

kidding. peanut coladas, dude. I wanted

48:00

to cruise one time, a carnival.

48:02

I didn't see any upside-down pineapples.

48:05

And I think I drank like

48:07

17 peanut coladas. You know, they

48:09

give you the breakdown at the

48:12

end of it. Right. I thought

48:14

you meant it once. I was

48:16

like the ham dude. Do I?

48:19

I thought you meant like in

48:21

one night. No, it was like

48:23

three days, but yeah, 17 pineapples.

48:26

I mean, I probably drink like

48:28

four or five a day. I

48:30

mean, yeah, I could, uh, go

48:32

fuck some pea clod up. All

48:35

right, so, yeah, they're banned from

48:37

the carnival cruises coming back from

48:39

that rabbit hole in the Don

48:42

Lemon story and all you have

48:44

any other interesting celebrities you came

48:46

across that try to hit on

48:49

you longo? Any, were there any

48:51

that were successful? Can you talk

48:53

about those? Any females? Yeah. Um,

48:55

I got asked to model one

48:58

time by a very good looking

49:00

European woman. That was, uh, that

49:02

was, that was, you know, something

49:05

to be proud of, but, and

49:07

not gay. So, but, you know,

49:09

I've had a girlfriend that whole

49:12

time. I didn't do it. I

49:14

didn't, I didn't. I didn't take

49:16

that up or anything, but yeah,

49:18

tons of, of course, gay people

49:21

always. There's this one guy, my

49:23

brother can tell the story too.

49:25

We had like a nickname for

49:28

him. This one guy would stare

49:30

like laser beams at me and

49:32

dude, it was so annoying. Then

49:35

one time I went to the

49:37

bathroom, right? And dude, he, I

49:39

don't know if he misconstrued this

49:42

or if like he just was,

49:44

couldn't help himself. This dude literally

49:46

follows me into the bathroom. I

49:48

have no idea. I'm out the

49:51

urinal. I'm done. That's why they

49:53

call you Dr. Longo. Damn. I

49:55

turn around and this guy's just

49:58

staring me in the bathroom. I

50:01

mean, it's creepy. Dude, super creepy.

50:03

And I just washed my hands

50:05

and I was like, bro. Yeah,

50:08

it's like, you said he was

50:10

older, he's like debating, like, is

50:12

it? Yeah, he was like 60.

50:15

I've already lived a good life,

50:17

it's, yeah, this might be worth

50:19

it. Hey, the only bad shots

50:22

or the shots that you don't

50:24

take, right? I've told this a

50:27

couple times, Jeb Bush came in.

50:30

One of the best things

50:33

about working on Palm Beach

50:35

is you get a real

50:37

feel for like the government

50:39

and like the Illuminati and

50:42

guy, bro. No, no, no,

50:44

no, Jeb Bush was the

50:46

governor of Florida for a

50:48

time and he's the brother

50:51

of George Bush, son of

50:53

George Bush, brother of George

50:55

W. Bill presidential candidate in

50:57

2016. Yeah, and annihilated by

51:00

Trump on the debate stage.

51:02

Well, Jeb, a gentle Jeb,

51:04

or whatever Trump called. He's

51:06

tall. He came in in

51:09

a car one time. He

51:11

came in in like a

51:13

Hyundai. It was

51:15

like a Hyundai or a

51:18

Nissan, like something unremarkable, like

51:20

a rental. He was by

51:22

himself, no entourage, no protection,

51:25

no nothing, by himself just

51:27

going to lunch with like

51:29

a sheriff. And he got

51:31

out and I was like,

51:34

oh, hello, Mr. Bush. I'd

51:36

recognize him right away. And

51:38

he went in and then

51:40

on his way out, I

51:43

said, goodbye Mr. Bush, you

51:45

know, have a good one.

51:47

And he tipped me two

51:50

crinkled up fucking raggedy dollars,

51:52

which I don't mean to

51:54

be, I don't mean to

51:56

complain, okay, but for Palm

51:59

Beach Island. is like is

52:01

like a tip. tip. what

52:03

we call a New Yorker we

52:05

call Okay. Yorker what we call

52:07

like a that's what we

52:10

call like It Zionist

52:12

tip. for him in

52:14

the primary. He for

52:16

him in the primary. and he

52:18

apologized for dollars and he

52:20

apologized for it. He's like, at I'm,

52:22

I'm sorry. I like, this is all

52:25

I got, man. like, I'm I'm sorry, man.

52:28

I'm like, I'm like, it's right, I'm You have

52:30

a good one. You have a

52:32

good dollars. You

52:34

know for a fact, everywhere Donald Trump

52:36

goes, he's handing out. goes, he's

52:39

bills to every single

52:41

person around. to every

52:43

single lies the difference,

52:46

So therein lies the difference.

52:48

Okay. But I don't even

52:50

think he don't even think he

52:52

could afford a security detail detail now.

52:54

I I think he got cut

52:56

off, maybe, I guess. He's pretty seen him

52:58

in years. fear. I haven't

53:01

seen him in has come

53:03

in multiple times to our

53:05

work. has Sylvester Stallone. goes

53:08

right across the street all the time.

53:11

My brother's parked his car. goes

53:13

right across the guy's

53:15

name? all the time. My

53:17

brothers parked his Rod

53:19

Stewart. this guy's

53:21

name? Rod Stewart. Palm

53:24

Beach guy. Who's

53:26

the author? a look at this guy. a

53:29

look at this guy. Do

53:31

you, what is he, what's this,

53:33

his song called, do called? you

53:35

think I'm sexy? No, no. Do

53:37

you want don't know. you Do you want

53:39

to touch me something like that? like

53:42

that. don't want to talk want want

53:44

to talk about it. Do you

53:46

think I'm sexy? think I'm you think

53:48

I'm you think I'm sick? Okay. Young that. ooh,

53:50

I didn't know that. Well. Well, Also

53:53

this is the guy that sings forever young

53:55

like forever young. I don't want to be

53:57

I don't think so.

54:01

Looks like he's always there.

54:04

I think there's a different

54:06

band. Sylvester Stallone's daughters, his

54:09

family, I think they're there

54:11

now. And there's authors, the

54:14

author that exposed Epstein that

54:16

did the whole Netflix documentary

54:18

on Epstein. Of course, after

54:21

Epstein's there, but... Sorry. The

54:23

perversion of justice, the upstate

54:26

story? No, no, no. He's

54:28

an author, I'm forgetting his

54:30

name. I parked his car

54:33

all the time. Dylan Howard?

54:35

No, shit. Someone's gonna know

54:38

it in the chat. James

54:40

Patterson, thank you, James Patterson.

54:42

Yeah, he's like the, he's

54:45

like one of the biggest

54:47

authors ever. James Patterson. He's

54:50

always. He was probably the

54:52

celebrity whose car have parked

54:55

the most. He's like a

54:57

regular there. So he's a

54:59

yeah, a lot of pineapples.

55:02

He might have even known

55:04

my name honestly. He's a

55:07

reptilian. Yeah, 100% This, does

55:09

Candace Owens bring in a

55:11

bunch of chunks, whether usually

55:14

or this year? bring

55:16

in what? Much sharks with

55:19

her? Much sharks? No. But

55:21

when she comes in, they

55:23

bring out the chitlins, they

55:25

bring out the, they bring

55:28

out the, you know, they

55:30

bring out the real cuisine.

55:34

So speaking of Florida and,

55:36

you know, various acts, a

55:39

couple caught having loud sex

55:41

atop a huge elephant sculpture

55:43

ahead of Art Basel in

55:45

Miami Beach. And I was

55:48

actually on a show with

55:50

Donut when he brought this

55:52

up, shout out Donut, and

55:55

he actually said, couple caught

55:57

having loud sex with a

55:59

huge. So you

56:01

see the way that

56:03

you word things is

56:05

very important, you know,

56:07

especially when you're talking

56:10

about the news. So

56:12

I thought that they

56:14

were having relations maybe

56:16

with the Ringling Brothers,

56:18

you know, elephant or

56:20

something. Yeah. But it

56:22

was on top of

56:24

a sculpture of an

56:26

elephant. So it changes

56:28

everything completely, right? Yeah.

56:30

I saw I saw

56:32

them setting these up

56:34

on the beach while

56:36

I was down there.

56:38

And the elephants, interestingly,

56:40

there's a hotel over

56:42

there, not far from

56:44

there, where it's called

56:46

the Faina Hotel, Faina.

56:48

It's, the name Faina

56:50

means the last stage

56:53

of a bullfight, Spanish

56:55

bullfight, Faina. means like

56:57

final or task, you

56:59

know, and the Faina

57:01

Hotel, yep, in the

57:03

back, the backyard, near

57:05

the pool area, there's

57:07

a 25 million dollar,

57:09

valued at 25 million

57:11

dollar, gold plated, her

57:13

gold leafed, gold, whatever,

57:15

you know, kind of

57:17

cast in gold, It's

57:20

a real mammoth skeleton covered

57:22

in gold. Oh, it's a

57:24

mammoth. It's not even like

57:26

a, I mean, it's a

57:28

real mammoth skeleton covered in

57:30

gold and then encased in

57:32

a gold case. That's like

57:35

hurricane proof. Whoa, dude. And

57:37

that thing is just sitting

57:39

there in the hotel that

57:41

it's at. I've already gone

57:43

and filmed. You got a

57:45

new video coming out this

57:47

week on it. Oh, nice.

57:49

It is. It

57:51

is literally the Denver

57:54

airport of hotels. I

57:56

was gonna say some

57:58

of this. here

58:01

looks kind of weird look

58:04

at that oh look at

58:06

the murals there's masonic there's

58:08

openly it's an openly masonic

58:11

hotel openly alchemy and Freemasonry

58:13

inspired well the the Allen

58:15

Fina the creator he's obsessed

58:17

he's obsessed with the occult

58:20

they have their own like

58:22

newsletter like newspaper type thing

58:24

yeah it's all it's like

58:27

the eight stages of uh...

58:30

or six stages or

58:32

eight stages of alchemy

58:34

or whatever. It's not,

58:36

it's not that particularly,

58:39

it's, it's some eight

58:41

steps. Very, you know,

58:43

revelation, you got the

58:45

two white horses here.

58:47

Never even heard of

58:49

this place, dude. I

58:51

got the bee with

58:54

the crown. Got the

58:56

all seeing eye here and in

58:58

the sun's dark. Yeah, there's seven

59:00

stages in alchemy or you know,

59:03

they differ how many stages there

59:05

is in alchemy, but there's that's

59:07

kind of what this is. It's

59:09

kind of like his own take

59:12

on it or I think there's

59:14

eight. So whatever system uses eight,

59:16

that's what this is. Or it

59:18

might have just kind of been

59:21

a custom. custom job, but there's

59:23

there's inscriptions. I haven't gone over

59:25

it closely yet. And we just

59:27

went and filmed everything. It's not

59:30

the virtues. It's not the vices.

59:32

But it's maybe they are virtues,

59:34

but they're not the seven virtues

59:36

and the seven vices. It's something

59:39

else. I think it's more rosicrucion

59:41

than Yeah, I was going to

59:43

say very Rosa Crucien ask, looking,

59:45

you got the, you got the

59:48

eggs here and all that stuff.

59:50

I got, is that, is that

59:52

amazed there too? They got a

59:54

maze? Yeah, they have a big

59:57

section of the beach there, big,

59:59

big section of the beach. what

1:00:01

they do is all these like

1:00:03

a cult ritual things. They have

1:00:06

a whole like Turkish bath thing

1:00:08

or some type of like Epstein

1:00:10

bathhouse thing. where they do sound

1:00:12

bowl, we do sound bowl meditations

1:00:15

here, there's nothing wrong with that,

1:00:17

but they do all this occult

1:00:19

ritual stuff in this like bathhouse

1:00:21

underneath the hotel and behind, yeah,

1:00:24

they have all, they do like

1:00:26

drone shows, it looks like they

1:00:28

have like welcoming parties for like

1:00:30

UFOs. Maybe interesting to find out

1:00:33

what the source of the water

1:00:35

is for those baths. So,

1:00:38

you know, we were talking about

1:00:40

the Turkey earlier and how maybe,

1:00:42

you know, allegedly the bird of

1:00:44

America would have been the Turkey.

1:00:46

Because if you really look at

1:00:48

that from like an occult perspective,

1:00:50

right, taking a symbol from the

1:00:52

indigenous people and reconverting it to

1:00:54

your own kind of sort of

1:00:56

recycling that power, I'm just thinking

1:00:58

why, why pick a mammoth? and

1:01:00

why and why cover it in

1:01:02

gold very alchemical right and encapsulated

1:01:05

in this hurricane proof box and

1:01:07

then put it between all the

1:01:09

pillars if you saw there the

1:01:11

you know if you look at

1:01:14

the it was like at the

1:01:16

very end of the pillars in

1:01:18

one of these pictures yeah Yeah,

1:01:22

it's straight out of the lobby.

1:01:24

You walk into the lobby and

1:01:26

then you go through the other

1:01:28

side and then boom the elephant.

1:01:30

That's crazy. Yeah, it's holding, everything

1:01:33

about, everything about this hotel is

1:01:35

a cult influenced. The names of

1:01:37

all the wings of the different

1:01:39

buildings are, it's like garden of

1:01:42

earthly delights and stuff like that.

1:01:44

All the parts of the hotel

1:01:46

have weird names. It's, yeah, eyes

1:01:48

wide shut totally. Yeah, that's what

1:01:50

it's making me think of like

1:01:53

you why this is like where

1:01:55

they would have eyes wide shut

1:01:57

yeah and Beyonce to Caprio all

1:01:59

these either stay there

1:02:01

or live there. Yeah, the

1:02:03

whole color scheme is very

1:02:05

template, all chemical, the red

1:02:08

and the white. And... Well,

1:02:10

it's all about... It's like

1:02:12

a circus color scheme, too,

1:02:14

in the back with the

1:02:16

elephant. It's like a dead

1:02:18

elephant. Oh, they have shows

1:02:20

here, too, bro. It's a...

1:02:22

It's a cabaret theater. Yeah,

1:02:27

oh, and guess where this is,

1:02:29

33rd Street. Is this, is this,

1:02:31

is this, is this, Collins? It's

1:02:34

on Collins, have, on mine. See,

1:02:36

they're, you know, really good troll,

1:02:38

or maybe there's something going on

1:02:40

there, you know, what? Just, it's

1:02:42

just too obvious with everything. No,

1:02:44

it's, it is obvious. I'm gonna

1:02:47

do a whole video on it.

1:02:49

This guy, it's, it's not like

1:02:51

a hidden Illuminati thing, this guy,

1:02:53

he writes, he writes books on,

1:02:55

he writes books on, The

1:02:58

occult he's he's he's an openly

1:03:00

an occultist and he he got

1:03:02

a huge Financial backing from the

1:03:04

33rd Street. Holy shit. Yeah. Yep.

1:03:07

33rd Street right in between 32nd

1:03:09

and 33rd 32nd is the highest

1:03:11

degree of Scottish right Freemasonry 33rd

1:03:13

is an honorary degree but nonetheless

1:03:15

right there is where the two

1:03:18

building, the two Faina buildings are.

1:03:20

And this is a whole Faina

1:03:22

district by the way, so it's

1:03:24

on 33rd Street, but guess how

1:03:27

many blocks in total? Seven blocks,

1:03:29

one for each of the chakras,

1:03:31

one for each. They have the

1:03:33

tree of life, bro. Yep,

1:03:36

they've got everything. Yeah, the

1:03:38

fine tree of life. They

1:03:40

literally have a tree. Yeah,

1:03:42

it's all a garden of

1:03:44

Eden, it's literally Garden of

1:03:46

Eden, Florida themed, with every

1:03:48

Rosicrucian alchemy symbol you could

1:03:50

think of littered across the

1:03:52

hotel. It's over. That's seashell

1:03:54

on the wall right there.

1:03:56

That's that's turkey symbolism. Yeah.

1:03:59

Turkey some more than really?

1:04:01

Are you trolling, Jim? No,

1:04:03

no. I was saying like,

1:04:05

I was saying during the

1:04:07

Thanksgiving stream that the tail

1:04:09

of the turkey kind of

1:04:11

reminds me of that, because

1:04:13

the seashell is super important

1:04:15

and the occult and ancient

1:04:17

mythology. Dude, it's hard to

1:04:19

see here, but that thing

1:04:21

right there, they have a

1:04:23

brain that's getting like honey

1:04:25

poured on it from a

1:04:27

golden. picture and it's like

1:04:29

lighting up the rainbow castle

1:04:31

in the cloud but you

1:04:34

see the eagdrasil tree it's

1:04:36

like the world no it's

1:04:38

got a globe so yeah

1:04:40

everything everything about this hotels

1:04:42

it's crazy the location the

1:04:44

name everything that's close to

1:04:46

it what they do there

1:04:48

yep that's like the Epstein

1:04:50

style bathhouse if anyone's ever

1:04:52

seen the Isaac Kapi video

1:04:54

dead man's trigger Isaac happy

1:04:56

video it looks just like

1:04:58

a bathhouse like that the

1:05:00

Isaac happy video as a

1:05:02

man was filmed in Turkey

1:05:04

yeah would you rock this

1:05:07

jacket is that Teddy bears

1:05:09

what is that? I would

1:05:11

it's endangered endangered uh I

1:05:14

don't know if it averages,

1:05:16

but I think the cheapest

1:05:18

room is like openly occult.

1:05:20

The fact that it's on

1:05:22

33rd, I've never heard anybody

1:05:24

cover this. Yeah, and it's

1:05:26

a five-star hotel. It's one

1:05:29

of the nicest hotels in

1:05:31

the world. It's like, it

1:05:33

averages like a couple thousand

1:05:35

at night. It's, I don't

1:05:37

have an averages, but I

1:05:39

think the cheapest room is

1:05:41

a couple hundred bucks, cheapest,

1:05:43

cheapest. Yeah, 432, 423 per

1:05:45

night is the cheapest. So

1:05:47

you can sleep with the

1:05:50

rats for 123 a night.

1:05:52

So yeah, that's super interesting.

1:05:54

And the fact, the fact

1:05:56

that it's here where the

1:05:58

couple were having sex, right,

1:06:00

because you said it's near

1:06:02

here. not far. Yeah, it's

1:06:04

not far. What's the occult

1:06:06

significance of elephants? Do you

1:06:08

have anything on the elephant?

1:06:11

I know you've talked about

1:06:13

the Florida connection with it

1:06:15

and how there could have

1:06:17

possibly been a... Did you

1:06:19

speculate that there were wild

1:06:21

elephants in Florida at one

1:06:23

point? Is that what you

1:06:25

were saying long ago? Oh,

1:06:27

there totally was. That's not

1:06:29

even a conspiracy theory. We

1:06:32

know that there were. It's

1:06:34

one of the few things

1:06:36

that... You know, you can

1:06:38

argue with scientists and archaeologists

1:06:40

about everything and say, oh,

1:06:42

everything's fake, every timeline's fake,

1:06:44

but in Florida, you can

1:06:46

go out on a walk

1:06:48

in certain areas and find

1:06:50

dozens and dozens of mammoth

1:06:53

bones, fossils, so mammoth, mastodon,

1:06:55

and other types of like

1:06:57

elephant animals, some of them

1:06:59

with you know, other looks,

1:07:01

but Mammoth, Mastodon, and other

1:07:03

types of elephants. All them

1:07:05

lived here in Florida. Ancient

1:07:07

horses lived here in Florida.

1:07:09

That's one of the greatest

1:07:11

evidences in my opinion that

1:07:14

Florida was Atlantis, because we

1:07:16

have horses and elephants 11,000

1:07:18

years ago. Not many places

1:07:20

fit that bill. But yeah,

1:07:22

Florida had tons of elephants.

1:07:25

And so that's one reason.

1:07:27

And I don't know if

1:07:30

the mammoth at the Faina

1:07:32

Hotel was like pulled up

1:07:35

out of the ground in

1:07:37

Florida, but it is, it's

1:07:40

kind of a tip of

1:07:42

the hat to Florida in

1:07:44

a way, because the whole

1:07:47

hotel is Florida themed, and

1:07:49

it's very, you know, it's

1:07:52

very out of place to

1:07:54

just have this. Well, it

1:07:57

is one. Well, here, wait,

1:07:59

hang on. It's one of

1:08:01

the most expensive pieces of

1:08:04

art, like contemporary, like modern

1:08:06

pieces of art, sculptures, not

1:08:09

a painting. So if you

1:08:11

exclude paintings and if you

1:08:14

exclude historic pieces, it's one

1:08:16

of the most expensive pieces

1:08:18

of art ever created. And

1:08:21

guess who by? A good

1:08:23

friend and influence of Marina

1:08:26

Abramovich. Wow. Damien Hearst loves

1:08:28

Marina Abramovich's work. and vice

1:08:31

versa. They like each other's

1:08:33

work. 25 million dollars. Yeah,

1:08:35

I don't know how good

1:08:38

friends they are, but they

1:08:40

have openly spoken, openly spoken,

1:08:43

uh, positively about each other.

1:08:45

You know, they're influenced by

1:08:47

each other. Well, I don't

1:08:50

think it's... Compared

1:08:52

with the rest of the

1:08:54

hotel, I don't think it's

1:08:57

too out of place because

1:08:59

the mammoth represents what, like,

1:09:01

gaining of wisdom or like

1:09:03

ancient knowledge or something like

1:09:05

that. You could also say

1:09:07

mammon to mammon. My mom

1:09:09

would be, my mom would

1:09:12

be, but no, I was

1:09:14

shocked that it was 33.

1:09:16

It also has the word

1:09:18

33 in mammoth. the

1:09:21

M in the M. Well, if it's

1:09:23

a gold, if it's a gold-plated elephant,

1:09:26

the process of absorbing the gold to

1:09:28

get in on that silver is used

1:09:30

on that to gold-plated, right? They use

1:09:32

that water. I don't know the technique

1:09:34

to call it, I forget, but they

1:09:36

absorb the gold from the actual gold

1:09:38

piece itself and to get that gold

1:09:41

plating. So it's like the consumption of

1:09:43

knowledge represented in that sculpture, if you

1:09:45

think about it like that, the Yachenful

1:09:47

process, which is already depicted inside. And

1:09:51

I don't know how the memory

1:09:53

of man it's for but right

1:09:55

the whole thing with like the

1:09:57

elephant memory having good memory and

1:09:59

the art of memory and memory

1:10:02

having some sort of occult significance

1:10:04

as well. Like back then, the

1:10:06

art of remembering was magic. Like

1:10:08

you being able to remember stuff

1:10:10

was a magical ability, right? So

1:10:13

the fact that you have, I

1:10:15

mean, I don't know how well

1:10:17

Mammus remembers stuff, but elephant memory.

1:10:19

Just like the turkey or they

1:10:21

have good eyesight elephants are known

1:10:24

for the remarkable memories which are

1:10:26

a key part of their survival

1:10:28

spatial social olfactory memory long-term memory

1:10:30

and They're also able to change

1:10:32

their behavior to adapt to new

1:10:35

challenges which is a sign of

1:10:37

complex intelligence Right and they're also

1:10:39

very dangerous aren't they like they

1:10:41

kill a lot of people per

1:10:44

year? I don't know. So

1:10:49

they kill 10,000 of them,

1:10:51

they're killed each other, they're

1:10:53

killed. Well, Florida has the

1:10:55

most elephants in all of

1:10:57

the Americas. I think there's

1:10:59

something like 500 elephants in

1:11:01

all of the Americas, and

1:11:03

about half of them live

1:11:05

in Florida. Whoa. Yeah, because

1:11:07

we have all these elephant

1:11:09

conservation places. Because the Ringling

1:11:11

Circus used to be here,

1:11:14

and the Ringling Circus. who

1:11:16

were all Freemasons, by the way.

1:11:18

All five the Ringling brothers were

1:11:21

master masons. Yeah, yeah. So if

1:11:23

anyone ever, like says, the circus

1:11:25

is, you know, bread in circus,

1:11:28

or the circus is, it's all

1:11:30

a circus, or that there's any

1:11:32

type of Freemasonic influence on the

1:11:35

circus. That's true. That's definitely true.

1:11:37

The Ringling Brothers were all master

1:11:39

masons. They headquartered out of Sarasota,

1:11:42

Florida, too. So they had dorms,

1:11:44

they had giants, they had elephants,

1:11:46

and all this was headquartered in

1:11:49

Florida. And we've talked about stories.

1:11:51

dorms in Florida, where the Ringling

1:11:53

Circus got blamed. Like, hey, you

1:11:56

know, did you have any dorms?

1:11:58

You remember that one? The Bach,

1:12:00

yeah, the Bach Tower. Oh, the

1:12:03

Bach Tower, yeah, the, uh. The

1:12:05

Little Troll thing. The Little Shem,

1:12:07

the Little Shem, yeah, the Little

1:12:10

Shem, yeah, they found a little

1:12:12

Shem running around and around. The

1:12:14

No, there were gnomes, gnomes, gnomes.

1:12:17

In like the 1960s. In like

1:12:19

the 1960s, 60s, or 50s, or

1:12:21

50s, or 50s, or 50s, or

1:12:23

50s, or 50s, or 50s, or

1:12:26

50s, or something. And

1:12:29

they literally decorated it too every

1:12:31

year with little gnomes that you

1:12:33

have to go and find at

1:12:35

the Bach Tower. So yeah, the

1:12:37

story goes that there was an

1:12:39

orange field next to it and

1:12:41

the owners are noticing a lot

1:12:44

of their fruit going missing and

1:12:46

allegedly they traced it back and

1:12:48

they found these little gnomes that

1:12:50

were taking the fruit so they

1:12:52

captured one of them and they

1:12:54

took it inside the house. They

1:12:56

called the police. and I don't

1:12:59

know, I think they put the

1:13:01

little man in like handcuffs or

1:13:03

something like that. And then all

1:13:05

the other gnomes came out and

1:13:07

started attacking the house until they

1:13:09

released the gnome. And then they

1:13:11

brought like some druid from like

1:13:14

Ireland or something to bless this

1:13:16

stone and put it in the

1:13:18

middle of the groves. And from

1:13:20

then on there, they never had

1:13:22

any more gnomes. Some of the

1:13:24

gnomes are history. But yeah, block

1:13:26

tower. Yeah. And apparently. They didn't

1:13:29

think much of the gnome at

1:13:31

first because they were like, oh,

1:13:33

well, clearly, this is just a

1:13:35

runaway midget from the Ringling circus.

1:13:37

They were like, oh, well, the

1:13:39

Ringling circus just went through, or,

1:13:41

you know, their camp is right

1:13:44

over, right over on the other

1:13:46

side of town. This

1:13:49

must be one of their

1:13:51

people, you know, some some

1:13:53

weird freak or something. But

1:13:55

then, yeah, the story is

1:13:58

that these a whole bunch

1:14:00

of gnomes can. eliminated that

1:14:02

possibility. But jump to that.

1:14:04

You guys want to do

1:14:06

something fun? You guys want

1:14:08

to see some forbidden footage?

1:14:10

Sure. Only seen here on

1:14:13

this live right now. For

1:14:15

forever. Exclusive. This is exclusive,

1:14:17

exclusive, unreleased, forbidden footage. That

1:14:19

I'm about to pull up

1:14:21

right now. What is that?

1:14:23

Yeah. It's inverted, bro. The

1:14:26

elephant. Oh, the elephant. Here

1:14:29

we're gonna do something. We're gonna

1:14:32

we're gonna watch some forbidden footage.

1:14:35

Hey 400 in the chat yeah

1:14:37

shout out peeps you got yeah

1:14:40

500 in total 108 over on

1:14:42

the Juan podcast nice YouTube channel

1:14:44

and 392 on the old world

1:14:46

Florida make sure to sub to

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both channels please I'm about to

1:14:51

break out from the vault something

1:14:53

very exclusive here let me see

1:14:56

if I can get it to

1:14:58

work all right let me go

1:15:00

get a Coke All

1:15:04

right, let me locate

1:15:06

this. Here, hopefully it'll

1:15:08

work. Let's see. Um,

1:15:11

here, anticipation is building.

1:15:13

Hold on, hold on,

1:15:15

hold on, guys. It's

1:15:17

gonna be, there's gonna

1:15:20

be worth it. You

1:15:22

guys are gonna be

1:15:24

like, what? This is

1:15:26

exclusive footage. Never before

1:15:29

seen. Promise you, it's

1:15:31

worth the weight. The

1:15:36

truth is Dr. Long is

1:15:39

face timing down lemon right

1:15:41

now. You're out on me.

1:15:44

See what it's named. Where

1:15:46

the hell is it? Oh

1:15:49

no. Why not get it

1:15:51

to work? Well. If

1:15:54

not, let's move

1:15:56

on to

1:15:59

the next Florida

1:16:01

on to the this

1:16:03

is very Florida news, bro Oh,

1:16:05

this is I delete that? news,

1:16:08

bro. Did I delete that? I

1:16:10

Think I did

1:16:12

delete it on delete it.

1:16:15

Hold on. Here. CJ earlier, you said

1:16:17

your sister got malled said

1:16:19

your sister got mauled

1:16:21

by hilarious. hilarious What

1:16:33

benefits do the memberships offer offer?

1:16:36

Oh, does he have benefits up

1:16:38

or he has he has members up? I'm

1:16:40

not not sure if talking about

1:16:42

you talking about you or longer. I well,

1:16:44

I post exclusive videos, such as as

1:16:46

the one I'm about to

1:16:48

show to show that are only available

1:16:51

to members and they also

1:16:53

get early access to videos

1:16:55

and stuff access to videos I

1:16:57

think I Damn, did I think I... tower

1:16:59

footage It's

1:17:01

got to be here

1:17:03

somewhere. here I can't believe

1:17:06

I deleted that can't believe I

1:17:08

That's that. I deleted a

1:17:10

bunch of shit I deleted a

1:17:12

is the lemonade of shit. How's

1:17:14

the what? Longa? How's

1:17:16

the what? Lemonade? Lemonade? Lemonade?

1:17:19

What are you talking about?

1:17:21

that was

1:17:23

getting a So they

1:17:26

was getting a Coke. Right.

1:17:31

Let's see it. Oh, is that the 10

1:17:33

ounce bottle? Sure. You think I the

1:17:35

10 lying? Sure. I was going to

1:17:37

be worth it, guys, I promise. So what

1:17:39

else we got for Florida he

1:17:41

gonna be worth it I'll

1:17:44

pull what else we

1:17:46

got for Florida one of your,

1:17:48

uh... Your up another one

1:17:50

of your long ago. Well, I

1:17:52

pulled this up. It's going to I

1:17:54

pull this up the

1:17:56

be worth the wait.

1:17:58

Trust me me. Oh,

1:18:01

I found it. Here

1:18:03

you go. Here you

1:18:05

go. Hold on. Oh,

1:18:07

my computer's freezing up.

1:18:09

You guys hear me?

1:18:11

Yeah. This is missing

1:18:13

media, bro. This is

1:18:15

never before seen footage.

1:18:17

So much so that

1:18:20

my computer's freaking out

1:18:22

right now. Oh, but

1:18:24

I found it. Whoo.

1:18:26

We need the Spongebob

1:18:28

memes right now. One

1:18:33

eternity later. Oh,

1:18:35

you son of

1:18:37

a bitch. Okay,

1:18:39

found some of

1:18:41

them. All right.

1:18:43

I think we'll

1:18:45

be able to

1:18:48

do with this

1:18:50

one. It's a

1:18:52

lot of stuff.

1:18:54

Damn. I think

1:18:56

you're muted. Yeah,

1:19:05

I'm gonna pull up

1:19:08

the next thing. Are

1:19:10

you, are you muted

1:19:12

long ago? Can't hear

1:19:15

you. Okay. Yeah. All

1:19:17

right. What do you

1:19:20

got? Here we got.

1:19:22

Video Alligator dragging enormous

1:19:25

python leaves to a

1:19:27

guy in Florida. Everglades

1:19:30

stunned. Stunned stunned. Here

1:19:32

you go. All right. All

1:19:35

right. Well, that's going. I'm

1:19:37

going to search for this

1:19:39

thing. Why did we choose

1:19:41

Safeway? We don't want Safeway.

1:19:43

We're all working on a

1:19:45

project while loading up our

1:19:48

SUV. One extra pushed and

1:19:50

crack. So we scheduled that

1:19:52

Safelight.com. We were able to

1:19:54

track our technician and knew

1:19:56

exactly when he'd arrived. We

1:19:58

could keep working. Safely

1:20:01

King to us. Hi, I'm

1:20:04

Kendrick. Replaced our windshield and

1:20:06

installed new wipers to protect

1:20:08

our new glass. That service

1:20:11

on our time. Safely that

1:20:13

we pay. Two black people

1:20:16

dating each other? That's unrealistic.

1:20:18

Wow. Yeah, pretty pretty much.

1:20:20

Oh yeah. That's awesome. Oh,

1:20:23

that is a really really

1:20:25

big python. That's crazy. True,

1:20:27

that's not really. This is

1:20:30

so cool. Oh. You know,

1:20:32

it's something serious when it's

1:20:34

something we haven't seen. Yeah,

1:20:37

that's something. That is a

1:20:39

really, really big python. So

1:20:41

we have a crazy. Python

1:20:44

problem here in Florida so

1:20:46

much so that the state

1:20:48

will actually pay you to

1:20:51

go Python hunting and they

1:20:53

they were trying to figure

1:20:56

out a way how to

1:20:58

make people eat Python. Yeah,

1:21:00

Python is very high and

1:21:03

I believe Mercury Mercury. Much

1:21:05

of heavy metals. But here's

1:21:07

the thing though, dude, because

1:21:10

right the barracuda, which they

1:21:12

say is also very high

1:21:14

in mercury and it's not

1:21:17

a fish that people eat.

1:21:19

My dad was fishing one

1:21:21

time in Aruba. And

1:21:24

they caught some barracuda, and

1:21:27

my dad being a fisherman,

1:21:29

he's like, yeah, we can't

1:21:31

eat this. And they're like,

1:21:33

no, no, no. So what

1:21:35

they ended up doing was

1:21:37

cutting off a piece of

1:21:39

the barracuda and putting it

1:21:41

on the ground. And if

1:21:43

the ants didn't touch it,

1:21:46

they wouldn't eat it. But

1:21:48

if the ants ate it,

1:21:50

they would eat the fish.

1:21:52

So they had figured out

1:21:54

a way to kind of

1:21:56

gauge, I guess, how much

1:21:58

mercury. Such tribal wisdom right

1:22:00

there. Ants no like no

1:22:03

good. no like no good.

1:22:05

But if they do like

1:22:07

then it's good to go.

1:22:09

So you guys are smart

1:22:11

you just use the mercury

1:22:13

to create free energy dude.

1:22:15

Are you using a Python

1:22:17

powered free energy? And unless

1:22:20

I heard... Jesus was like

1:22:22

harvesting the mercury from the

1:22:24

fish and like... Who's that?

1:22:26

Tartarian like... Yeah,

1:22:29

he's a good guy, bro.

1:22:31

Shout out, shout out, oh.

1:22:33

Oh, wait, yeah, you're trying

1:22:35

that, Sim. Yeah, Juan. Shout

1:22:37

out, shout out, you know,

1:22:39

who bro, fucking, daddy over

1:22:42

there, dude. You know, you're

1:22:44

fucking, don't make fun of

1:22:46

the king. All right. All

1:22:48

right, so I'm unloading the

1:22:50

files here. So like, so

1:22:52

like, thousands of years ago,

1:22:55

like. people didn't even have

1:22:57

their butt holes like like

1:22:59

like you sorry that's that's

1:23:01

breaking research that the world

1:23:03

needs to hear you but

1:23:06

you can't blame him though

1:23:08

because that's part of like

1:23:10

the whole tartarian area you

1:23:12

were you helped him out

1:23:14

with that video too didn't

1:23:16

you? No I didn't I

1:23:19

helped him with the homunculus

1:23:21

one but you were the...

1:23:24

Hey Juan, I need to

1:23:26

ask you something as a

1:23:28

researcher. Can you send me

1:23:30

a picture of your phone?

1:23:32

Of the solar anus, you

1:23:34

guys are bad, bro. That's

1:23:37

why I can't podcast with

1:23:39

you guys. Let's unveil that.

1:23:41

Let's unveil that. We're about

1:23:43

to unveil this never before

1:23:45

seen footage. And I think

1:23:47

it's going to trigger a

1:23:49

long go, actually. So here

1:23:51

we go. All right, so

1:23:53

it's. like

1:23:55

be real like none of

1:23:57

like none of us actually

1:24:00

how babies are made, right?

1:24:02

I mean, like, who even

1:24:04

knows what really babies come

1:24:06

from? Like. What was the

1:24:09

storks, bro? That movie's hilarious,

1:24:11

by the way storks. Living

1:24:13

with a woman and not

1:24:16

understanding where babies come from.

1:24:18

So I'll say this, uh,

1:24:20

sham, your parody videos. are

1:24:24

amazing. Like, appreciate it. I have,

1:24:26

I remember watching, I have never

1:24:28

laughed so hard, dude, watching those

1:24:30

videos. He's done, he used to

1:24:32

enjoy them too. I don't know

1:24:34

what happened. Oh, you know. I

1:24:37

was looking forward to him watching

1:24:39

the DC one because that was

1:24:41

the one I put the most

1:24:43

work into, but I don't think

1:24:45

he ever watched it. Damn

1:24:48

it guys. Really? You

1:24:50

still have the video

1:24:52

pulled up? I really

1:24:54

fumbled this one. Like,

1:24:56

I have it. The

1:24:58

stuff is all there,

1:25:01

but on premiere, it's

1:25:03

not locating the files

1:25:05

over to, uh, to

1:25:07

be... We call that

1:25:09

a Puerto Rican promise

1:25:11

where I'm from. Puerto

1:25:13

Rican promise. Yeah, I

1:25:15

lived up to the

1:25:17

standards of the Puerto

1:25:19

Rican thievish lying from

1:25:21

the island of trash.

1:25:24

Yeah, let's see what

1:25:26

we can get to

1:25:28

play though. Oh, Jim,

1:25:30

what's up with the

1:25:32

truth or sphere? You

1:25:34

want to shout out,

1:25:36

uh, Let's

1:25:38

shout out our event coming

1:25:41

up, dude. Have we picked

1:25:43

it? Thanks for the fucking

1:25:45

invite. You are going to

1:25:48

be invited. You might even

1:25:50

be nominated for a couple.

1:25:52

What? Sham, have we, did

1:25:54

we pick a date? No

1:25:57

date yet. But it's in

1:25:59

progress. We're going to do

1:26:01

the first annual truthies. truth

1:26:04

through awards. Uh-oh. We're meeting

1:26:06

with the delegates right now

1:26:08

who are voting on the

1:26:11

donations. Okay, so let's do

1:26:13

like the 29th or the

1:26:15

30th or something, like right

1:26:17

before New Year's, right? Yes,

1:26:20

that works. Wait, so what

1:26:22

are you guys up to?

1:26:24

Can you say more about

1:26:27

it? That's up to Shah.

1:26:29

It's pretty much. I mean,

1:26:31

if we do, it's just

1:26:34

going to be an award

1:26:36

ceremony based on. You know

1:26:38

the truth or awards ceremony,

1:26:40

right? They've got the emies.

1:26:43

They've got the Oscars They've

1:26:45

the porn stars have their

1:26:47

own fucking, you know award

1:26:50

ceremony, right? They have like

1:26:52

a yearly award

1:26:54

ceremony, right? Best fucking

1:26:56

tits. Juan's mom every

1:26:58

fucking year. She's mom,

1:27:00

runner up every year.

1:27:03

But you know, Pornhub

1:27:05

has their own, or

1:27:07

whatever, whoever is hosting

1:27:09

this, whoever's the like

1:27:11

main, you know, entity

1:27:13

calling the shots, calling

1:27:15

the shots, but All

1:27:17

these like, you know,

1:27:19

they do a, what

1:27:21

other industry has like

1:27:23

a, awards. I mean,

1:27:25

I mean, for everything,

1:27:28

video games, movies, whatever.

1:27:30

Video games, yeah. But

1:27:32

there's going to be

1:27:34

categories like, you know,

1:27:36

best music, worst narrator,

1:27:38

worst narrator, worst narrator.

1:27:40

Chem's mom, runner up

1:27:42

every year. But, you

1:27:44

know, Pornhub has their

1:27:46

own. or whatever

1:27:49

whoever whoever is hosting this

1:27:51

way whoever's the like main

1:27:53

you know entity calling the

1:27:55

shots but all these like,

1:27:58

you know, they do, what

1:28:00

other industry has, like, awards.

1:28:02

I mean, for everything, video

1:28:04

games, movies, whatever. Video games,

1:28:07

yeah. But there's gonna be

1:28:09

categories like, you know, best

1:28:11

music, worst music, best narrator,

1:28:14

worst narrator, stuff like that.

1:28:16

It's all on good fun.

1:28:18

Yeah, I'm not liking the

1:28:20

sound of that. I think

1:28:23

that's gonna probably piss some

1:28:25

people off. I'm

1:28:27

poor dude. Some people actually

1:28:30

can take jokes pretty well

1:28:32

though, I mean, you'd be

1:28:34

surprised. That's the thing I

1:28:36

can. I can make fun

1:28:39

of myself, right? Someone said,

1:28:41

like, the commies. All right,

1:28:43

I'm seeing if I can

1:28:46

make this shit work one

1:28:48

last time. Because I really

1:28:50

want you guys to see

1:28:53

this. Gonna be amazing. Shim's

1:28:55

winning the master debater. I

1:28:58

think the delegate said I was

1:29:00

in the running for an sale

1:29:02

of the year. By the way,

1:29:04

the truthies cover the past couple

1:29:06

years because I was going to

1:29:08

do one last year, but I'm

1:29:10

not doing it. So those are

1:29:12

a little bit stretched this first

1:29:15

one. But we'll get there. Damn

1:29:17

it. We're going to call it

1:29:19

the truthies. The

1:29:23

truth is, and we're going to

1:29:25

try to invite as many people

1:29:27

as we can to like show

1:29:29

up to receive their awards, maybe,

1:29:31

but who knows? We'll see. See

1:29:33

who shows up. Most

1:29:36

likely to breach the

1:29:38

ice wall. That's a

1:29:40

good one. That's a

1:29:42

good award. It'll be

1:29:44

like that, like best

1:29:46

and worst, you know,

1:29:48

worst collaboration. We shouldn't

1:29:50

spoil too much, but

1:29:52

that's the idea. The

1:29:54

truth is. Yeah, guys,

1:29:57

yeah, I can't do

1:29:59

this. long. I can't

1:30:01

do this, but I'll

1:30:03

show a clip from

1:30:05

it though. It's not

1:30:07

edited, but I'll show,

1:30:09

here we go. This

1:30:11

video is, all right,

1:30:13

three minutes long, all

1:30:15

right, I'll show this

1:30:17

though. Here. Long is

1:30:20

real retention. Right here.

1:30:22

Uh-oh. Oh shit. This

1:30:24

is what? It's never

1:30:26

before seen footage, dude.

1:30:30

Yeah, let's watch

1:30:32

this one instead.

1:30:34

Nice, man. Who's,

1:30:36

uh... Who's your

1:30:38

boy filming this?

1:30:40

Who's filming this?

1:30:42

You're almost like...

1:30:45

It's almost like they're my

1:30:47

number one fan or like

1:30:50

paparazzi like following us around

1:30:52

or something. That's weird. Your

1:30:55

favorite person bro. It's almost

1:30:57

like they invited themselves. Does

1:31:00

it never before seen footage

1:31:02

before narco roasted paranoid American

1:31:04

live? Oh yeah. So

1:31:08

I had edited it up with

1:31:10

like pictures and close ups of

1:31:13

all the stuff that we were

1:31:15

talking about and if I can

1:31:17

find a way to link the

1:31:20

footage. Five leaves. I'll finish it.

1:31:22

But we talk a little bit

1:31:24

about like the murals and stuff

1:31:27

like that. Can you guys hear

1:31:29

this? No, there's not sound. Can't

1:31:31

hear it now. Oh shit. Hold

1:31:33

on to me. Is that Jimmy?

1:31:37

So here let me, um,

1:31:39

that's a true American right

1:31:42

there with the baby. Yep.

1:31:44

Came here to plant a

1:31:46

baby in the ground. It

1:31:49

looked planted in the old

1:31:51

cabbage patch. I've been asking

1:31:54

him. He hasn't told me

1:31:56

the secret. All right, here

1:31:59

we go. guys can hear

1:32:01

this story? Well we can

1:32:03

hear ourselves too. Well let

1:32:06

me know if it echoes.

1:32:08

Is it echoing? No no

1:32:11

we're not lying I'm gonna

1:32:13

edit this after the fact.

1:32:16

Can somebody in chat let

1:32:18

me know if it's if

1:32:20

it's echoing? It's not. So

1:32:23

he died within... View

1:32:26

of the tower is

1:32:28

what it says on

1:32:30

my plaque over there,

1:32:32

yeah, which is... You

1:32:35

guys told me, it's

1:32:37

while you walk, just

1:32:39

for a minute. Yeah.

1:32:41

You put you in

1:32:43

the back pocket. I

1:32:45

had done the, like,

1:32:47

the aquar of water

1:32:49

drinking, water drinking, and

1:32:52

what happens? Yeah. It's

1:32:55

the 69th degree right there. Yeah.

1:32:57

Look at this. See the dragons

1:32:59

and the horns. Oh wow, yeah.

1:33:02

And this is almost like a

1:33:04

3D flurdily. You can see the

1:33:06

3D flurdily. See the 3D flurdily,

1:33:09

Seth? Kind of look like turkeys,

1:33:11

huh? A flurdily and 3D. You

1:33:13

can meet the guy too, Plano

1:33:16

Plano right now. It was a

1:33:18

chick. Interesting to ask him a

1:33:20

few questions. There's a serpent question.

1:33:23

There's a serpent on there's a

1:33:25

serpent on there's a serpent on

1:33:27

there's a serpent on there. Well,

1:33:30

that's what I was telling. The

1:33:32

guys that... Oh, no, I'm not

1:33:34

not... not wearing geez. They're just

1:33:36

rolled up jeans. Gay boy. Gay

1:33:39

boy. Lakewood, uh, Pompriot sling, a

1:33:41

dragon, but it's... Is he with

1:33:43

like a flamingo or something? What

1:33:46

is that? You see that? Some

1:33:48

dew with like flmingles. She's just

1:33:50

feeding the... Is that Jesus? I

1:33:53

don't know, like Jesus, but someone

1:33:55

feeding fish to the birds, looks

1:33:57

like, out of a basket. Yeah.

1:34:01

down by the bottom,

1:34:03

did Lake Worth, Palm

1:34:05

Beach, there's a hotel,

1:34:07

where Don Lemon and

1:34:09

all that. Oh, you're

1:34:11

saying that again. It's

1:34:13

called the colony. Like

1:34:15

the colony. Mm-hmm. Swear

1:34:18

up more stores. Mm-hmm.

1:34:20

Swear more stores. Mm-hmm.

1:34:22

I'm going to go

1:34:24

over that time. You're

1:34:26

going to take that

1:34:28

part out, guys. Never

1:34:30

before seen footage guys.

1:34:33

You guys are getting

1:34:35

the juice tonight. Is

1:34:42

that shooting stereo or mono,

1:34:45

do you know? There's two

1:34:47

channels, so stereo drop, stereo

1:34:50

to the, okay. Caves, one,

1:34:52

look where you just pointed

1:34:55

out. What? Joey, right? Alan,

1:34:57

Alex, fun. Your chair. Sorry,

1:35:00

I'm just, just, bobbladed. Poor

1:35:02

guy. The bird

1:35:04

dropping the egg or petal

1:35:06

or something. Oh, well. Yeah,

1:35:09

we got to pay attention

1:35:11

to this band here. Is

1:35:13

that a coyote? Because it's

1:35:15

not just repetitive. What is

1:35:17

the foxing? So it's on

1:35:19

a story. One of them

1:35:22

is this crane or stork

1:35:24

or heron is dropping what

1:35:26

the fox gave it seems

1:35:28

like an egg into this

1:35:30

face. Like an urn. Yeah.

1:35:33

You zoom into that? So

1:35:35

there's the fucking barely zooms.

1:35:37

Crane dropping the egg into

1:35:39

that. We're already zoomed in

1:35:41

Max and we can look

1:35:44

an overlay or afterwards. It's

1:35:46

obviously a phallic symbol to

1:35:48

begin with. Yeah. It's an

1:35:50

edit real time right now.

1:35:52

Cock. Buck. Buck. and

1:35:55

we can

1:35:57

insinuate. that

1:36:00

the fox had something to do

1:36:02

with the egg, because the fox

1:36:04

is one of the only animals

1:36:07

actually designed to eat eggs, the

1:36:09

shell included. Other animals are opportunists,

1:36:11

and they'll eat it if they

1:36:13

can get it, but fox are

1:36:16

made. to eat

1:36:18

egg. That's interesting. And that's

1:36:20

why they'll steal eggs. They're

1:36:22

not stealing eggs in a

1:36:24

ton of cultures. Or he's

1:36:26

waiting to steal the egg,

1:36:28

trying to steal the egg.

1:36:30

Yeah. This was from the

1:36:32

Bach Tower meet-up that we

1:36:34

did. All right. It was

1:36:36

like six months ago. Six

1:36:38

months ago. Yeah. How many

1:36:40

bells? I have a picture.

1:36:42

It's a lot. There's

1:36:47

the plaque I was telling you

1:36:49

about where he talks about it

1:36:51

here being built for the spirit

1:36:54

for the human spirit built the

1:36:56

tower. The bell chamber. Carillon. That's

1:36:58

the central. Carillon. Place of repose.

1:37:00

Yeah. Well, the pictures of him

1:37:03

I believe are at this reflecting

1:37:05

pool. The one where he's like

1:37:07

on the rock looking down at

1:37:10

the water. Because that pool reflects

1:37:12

the reflection. Edward Bachtauer itself. Do

1:37:14

you know if they still allow

1:37:17

you go to the old house?

1:37:19

Yeah, the El Ritiro, yeah, yeah.

1:37:21

El Ritiro, a buck connection that

1:37:24

you're going to have. You hear

1:37:26

that, Thomas? A buck? Yeah, there

1:37:28

you go. Thanks for the success.

1:37:31

Just want to remind everyone, make

1:37:33

sure to check out the show

1:37:35

on patron, patron.com/the Juan Podcast. I