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who loves the new Tazzy mascot,

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E.C. is Adam Rosenbachz. Get a

1:00

Michael, get a junk timer. Yes,

1:03

I'm excited about the new Tazzy

1:05

team coming in because with what's

1:07

Carlton's dishing up, I'm gonna need

1:09

a new team. Probably within the

1:11

next six months. Yeah, but I'm

1:14

happy to wait. And Tazzy have

1:16

come to the party this week

1:18

when they unveiled. I didn't realize

1:20

they'd change the, I thought

1:22

they were the Tazzy Devilsid

1:25

Devils, but clearly. Going by

1:27

this fucking puppet type deal

1:29

that they put out during

1:31

the week. His name is

1:33

Rumman. Yep. And I think

1:36

someone was on a few Rumman

1:38

Cokes. When they came up with

1:40

that because that is an absolute

1:43

fucking shocker. So it came out

1:45

last week and it's a lot

1:47

different to your regular mascot by

1:49

the fact that a lot of

1:52

them don't appear in children's nightmares

1:54

at night. No, no. So Rumman

1:56

who is obviously a tazzy, a

1:58

green tazzy devil. and his uniform

2:01

was made out of, for some

2:03

baffling unknown reason, recycled school uniforms.

2:05

Yeah, yeah, now he's, he's kind

2:07

of almost like a, he's, hey,

2:09

Roman's gone woke at him. Raman's

2:11

go work back in the day.

2:13

Raman looks like he's reached into

2:15

a brotherhood bin. Back in the

2:17

day we had Captain Carlton's burning

2:19

up the atmosphere with his carbon

2:21

carbon-powered, what do you call it,

2:23

jet ski, whatever, no, hovercraft. But

2:26

yeah, so Raman went on display

2:28

last week and yeah, and he's

2:30

different like he's not as foamy as

2:32

the other mascots are. Definitely not as foamy,

2:34

doesn't look... Still though, not as phony, but

2:36

would you still say more or less flammable,

2:38

do you reckon? I reckon he's got a

2:41

bit of flame about him, and I reckon...

2:43

Yeah, like if I was rumming and it's

2:45

a cold Hobart night, don't go in front

2:47

of those, one of those radiator heaters, mate.

2:50

You are gonna fucking go up. like a fucking

2:52

Roman candle. Be careful Roman. I haven't checked

2:54

if you've known this story about today, but

2:56

he might be a little bit more punchy

2:58

than Reggie Rabbit, if you get what I'm

3:00

thinking. I do, I do, I did see

3:02

that. If you don't know that story, the,

3:04

um... That is magical. The, uh, was

3:07

it the Rabbitos, up in Sydney? Yeah.

3:09

And the mascot, the kid said that

3:11

he was aiming for a high five

3:13

and, and Reggie the rabbit has just

3:16

dished out a little fucking stiff arm

3:18

to the face of a nine year

3:20

old, which is what you want to

3:23

see from a mascot. But what I

3:25

love watching, reading, we get back to,

3:27

um, to Roman, but, um, I love

3:29

reading all the news corps particles about

3:32

it today, and they say that Reggie

3:34

Rabbit attacked a... They said they wanted

3:36

to kind of maybe you

3:38

know see if they could file

3:41

charges and the cops the cops

3:43

were like we literally don't

3:45

have a statute under New

3:47

South Wales law for this this

3:50

situation we never taken on the

3:52

king versus foam rabbit. Imagine

3:54

that you being like a

3:56

defense lawyer for a mascot. Go

3:58

your honor. I put him before

4:01

you in the courts. Look at the

4:03

smile on his face, your honor. Yeah,

4:05

but at the same time, like he

4:07

put Reggie the rabbit in the stand

4:09

and the Lord just be like, oh,

4:11

so you don't want to answer the

4:13

question, do you? Yeah, yeah, stop smiling,

4:15

Mr. Rabbit. There's nothing to smile

4:17

about. So yeah, so, Rumman is like

4:20

a bit of a recycle thing. So

4:22

he has, he weighs 12 kilos.

4:24

He has eyes that are Christmas

4:26

bobbles. Is that right? Wouldn't taste

4:28

like recycled wouldn't taste like

4:30

George Washington? Okay. And Annie also,

4:33

there was a few, because people

4:35

pitched this character to the Tasmanian

4:37

team. And they hang on, pitched

4:39

what? Pitched the f- it's a

4:41

fucking Tasmanian devil. And it exists

4:43

in loony tunes. We know what

4:45

the fuck it looks like in

4:47

caricature. What are they pitching? A

4:49

lot of copyright issues there as

4:51

well, as we found out last

4:53

year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they

4:56

talked about how they wanted the

4:58

mascot to have tattoos. Oh, did

5:00

they? Yeah, and so they,

5:02

the tattoo on the Tasmanian

5:04

kind of logo that would

5:06

be on the jumper, like

5:08

that, that's on the, on the,

5:10

on the arm. I said his

5:13

tat. Yeah, so they kind of,

5:15

that's shit out. If you're gonna

5:17

do that, you're gonna have like

5:19

ebbs to tat. Well, that's the

5:22

thing. They, they thought they wanted

5:24

to have sleeves, but then that

5:26

was thought of bridge too far.

5:28

or a bit bloody from the

5:31

Queenstown ground which has the gravel

5:33

where Fagan played back in the

5:35

day. There's a whole story to Adam.

5:37

And then also they went around the

5:39

schools and they got... Hang on, hang

5:42

on, hang on, hang on, you're skipping

5:44

over some great bits here. The detail

5:46

of this mascot is that he has

5:48

grazed and bloody knees. Sure, sure, yeah.

5:50

And then if you look into his

5:52

arm, he has, um, um, um, syrin,

5:54

um, track marks. And then they

5:57

went around the schools and they got advice from the

5:59

kids and one of them... things is that the kids

6:01

said they want the animal to be able to poo. So

6:03

I think they have some kind of contraption where... Oh, so if

6:05

Tazzy, if the Devils are down by 10 goals at three

6:07

quarter time, Raman comes on in the field and just backs

6:09

one out. Yeah, and then they umpire, obviously if they get

6:11

the, you know, they have to get the groundkeeper out to

6:13

clean up that. So there's a whole, there's a whole back,

6:15

sorry, they'd be yes. But he would be, but he, they

6:17

would be the first, they would be the first, they would

6:19

be the first, they would be the first recyclable, they would

6:21

be the first, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

6:23

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

6:25

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

6:27

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh maybe more flammable but at

6:29

the same time if you flicked a match at you know

6:31

a regular dark if you're angry at a mascot you flick

6:33

a dart his way I mean at that's on

6:36

the mascot you gotta be more agile than being

6:38

if you know you're flammable then you're gonna keep

6:40

your wits about you always I've always said

6:42

that maybe that's what that nine year old dude

6:44

because I think they were a cannery Bulldogs

6:46

fan so he might have flicked a flicked a

6:49

windy blue in the direction of redgy and

6:51

redgy cracked it cracked it cracked it What do

6:53

you think of the name Rumman? So

6:55

they say that Rumman is Tasmanian for

6:57

like scally wag, like a bit of

6:59

a... Oh, okay. That's cool. A bit

7:01

of a wag. But also, how long

7:03

have Tasmania had a language that we

7:05

are not aware of? I call bullshit

7:07

on this. Have you ever, like I've been

7:09

to Tazzy a few times, have never

7:12

once heard... the words or the phrase

7:14

rummine I've heard mate fuck off yep

7:16

sure mate you're fucking mainland cockhead yep

7:18

all that sort of stuff but never

7:20

rummine yeah you've heard uh how about

7:23

you go fuck yourself you stupid shit

7:25

prick by the way I own Mona

7:27

feel free to enter in his arm

7:29

I'm having a party tonight come along

7:32

So what other words, if there are any

7:34

Tasmanian listeners, hit us with some other words

7:36

at your fucking run down there in Hobart

7:38

and Lonnie and Bernie and Fuckin' Debart. Have

7:40

you found over the years, the question with

7:43

that notice, apologies obviously, but over the years,

7:45

like we used to get mascot fights and

7:47

now we don't seem to get them as

7:49

much. Yeah, used to be quite a big

7:51

thing that they'd fight, the head would fall

7:54

off, that was a victory. I even saw

7:56

a clip over the over the last week

7:58

over the last week I think. Scots having

8:00

a blue and then the Hawthorne mascot

8:02

ran off with their head and I

8:05

think had to be tackled by a

8:07

couple of members of the sheer squad

8:09

holding up the banner and taking down

8:11

to the ground to get that value

8:13

valuable head. I mean you can't firstly

8:16

you can't do that that is that's

8:18

sacrosac the head of the mascot every

8:20

child does not need to see that

8:22

there is a human being inside the

8:24

Brisbane bear okay that is not what

8:27

they're there for. Do you think it

8:29

does ruin the illusion the illusion nowadays

8:31

that? Did you check the children? Maybe

8:33

like if you're three, but if you're

8:35

about four, surely you go like there's

8:38

a person in there. And my job

8:40

as a child is to try to

8:42

kick that person. But also didn't the

8:44

like Captain Carlton, didn't they become more

8:46

like caricatures of humans? Yeah, yeah, so.

8:48

Like I don't know why, I have

8:51

an image in my head of like

8:53

the saint is like almost look like

8:55

a Nick Rewalt with blonde hair. I

8:57

know why that's in my head. Yeah,

8:59

like the Goku sons weren't essentially like

9:02

a blonde dude hanging out and the

9:04

dock is the same kind of thing.

9:06

Yeah, yeah, maybe that's who I'm thinking

9:08

of. Yeah, yeah, because there's only so

9:10

much you can really do with the

9:13

sons, like he's like a surfer dude.

9:15

Or could he be the result of

9:17

the sun? Like he's just a fucking

9:19

giant melanoma getting around the boundary line?

9:21

Given a few months to live. Yeah,

9:24

yeah. But then also think about a

9:26

docker. Like you kind of have to

9:28

have like, you know, I think I

9:30

think their representation is like an early

9:32

docker, a guy on the docks very

9:35

early in the career, not the hardened

9:37

35 years into the business. Yeah, yeah,

9:39

that's who they want. Just palming the

9:41

cash around the. He's. Any shit unless

9:43

you know you're fucking slipping a couple

9:46

of grand. But actually it's actually to

9:48

me has made it a bit real

9:50

now that we have a mascot. I

9:52

mean what two and a half years

9:54

time I suppose we're gonna have a

9:56

team not gonna have a stadium most

9:59

likely but she can't wait. Two more

10:01

boys! Getting angry. Tell you what's not

10:03

having a buy is my comedy festival

10:05

show Michael. Two weeks away! Drunk timers

10:07

would love to see you there. It

10:10

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10:14

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10:16

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10:34

So come along junk time and support

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10:38

gonna head along. It's gonna be a

10:40

lot of fun. We'll talk about it

10:43

very quickly before I move on but

10:45

last week you were very negative about

10:47

the blues. I think it was about

10:49

12 monologue. You know you did okay

10:51

on Thursday night. You did okay? Look,

10:53

you know what? You know what I

10:56

noticed, and this is probably a bit

10:58

too serious, analytical for this show, but

11:00

we had to work really, really, really

11:02

fucking hard to try and get the

11:04

ball down and almost get a goal,

11:07

and then Hawthorne go, kick, kick, goal.

11:09

Yeah, sure. You're just so fucking clinical

11:11

and good, and god damn, it's annoying.

11:13

Do you think you can win the

11:15

premiship? Do you think that? I got

11:18

to tell you very honestly like and

11:20

you know Hawthorne fans over the years

11:22

like we don't you know we take

11:24

this we take these things very seriously

11:26

and yeah I mean I'll go on

11:29

the record of around two 2015 and

11:31

you know I'll be surprised if this

11:33

bites me back and bum you know

11:35

in the future but I'm I'm worried

11:37

about the three-pet. So this is about

11:40

the time junk timers. This

11:42

is where you want to come to my

11:44

show the night that Michael is there

11:46

because there's a lot of stairs at Cooper's

11:49

in and if you go hey Chamber good

11:51

to sit bang down he goes down three

11:53

flights there sure yeah, it was a lot

11:56

of fun actually I mean it didn't quite

11:58

get the crowd that it would have if

12:00

you guys maybe won like shit also horrible

12:02

weather like it was Yes tropical Queensland thing

12:05

where it was like raining but also 30

12:07

degrees sweating like it was a hot box

12:09

but I did love the passion of like

12:12

the blues fans go nuts and then and

12:14

also for a dodo is what 20 games

12:16

into his career whenever Nick Watson touched the

12:18

ball the place goes nuts like it does

12:21

doesn't know it's horrible to watch he is

12:23

going to be a multi multi multi multi

12:25

multi multi millionaire like he's Sam constant

12:27

Like, you know, from the Hawthorne brand, you

12:30

know? As a Hawthorne supporter, how do you

12:32

feel about him throwing the arms up at

12:34

every opportunity? As a student of the game,

12:36

Adam. You know, it will be found in

12:39

and out during the time. And then also,

12:41

I think the diving thing will be, you

12:43

know, but also two years ago, we're talking

12:46

about Gitteman being the diver. And now we've

12:48

got both of them. So, yeah, no, good.

12:50

That's great. It's great. I tell you what

12:52

they are, Hawthorne, our flying, Azara Adelaide, who

12:55

put on an absolute clinic at the MCG

12:57

on Saturday, you've got to say the crows.

12:59

You know people have been talking the last

13:02

couple of years that have they missed an

13:04

opportunity to you know play finals and you

13:06

imagine if they didn't make it this

13:08

year Maddie Knicks would be in massive trouble

13:10

but they look Unbelievable and I think they'll

13:13

be there about at the point of end.

13:15

My mail on the ground when I did

13:17

my football show over at Adelaide in the

13:20

fringe, talking to Adelaide fans, they were like,

13:22

get rid of the coach, get rid of

13:24

the coach. They're like, we're done with this,

13:26

like get rid of him. And if you

13:29

read all the kind of predictions at the

13:31

start of the year, and this is an

13:33

amazing thing about football media. They literally would

13:36

rank the coaches most likely to be fine.

13:38

tabloid in the country that I'm going to

13:40

get sacked in three weeks. But I got

13:42

to tell you, we don't think you've applaud

13:45

it to Kane Kaunt on this podcast. But

13:47

he called Adelaide as being a top

13:49

four team. And then if you look at

13:51

their form, now we don't know where Aston

13:54

I think it was. and killed the week

13:56

before. It was. We don't know where they're

13:58

going to end up, but haven't said that,

14:00

so much along. And they generally looking very

14:03

exciting. Yeah, they do. And the boardline is

14:05

incredible. Yeah, and that Riley Philthorpe is, I

14:07

mean, apart from too many THs, is in

14:10

there. He is a fucking beef. He's massive,

14:12

mate. He's fucking, he's enormous. You know one

14:14

of those blokes that you just go. Oh,

14:16

you know when you see him as a

14:19

skinny kid and then a couple years later

14:21

he just went, no, I'm fucking going in

14:23

the gym, Kuntz, all summer. Because he's angry

14:26

about it, you know? Well, I reckon that's

14:28

how someone called Riley would talk too,

14:30

like, you know. Yeah, true, true. Mom, I'm

14:32

going to church, Kuntz. Hey, after all, we're

14:35

in the city of churches. We are, I

14:37

can go to a lot of, we've got

14:39

a lot of choice. But on the flip

14:41

side to that. But on the flip side

14:44

to that. Where are we at with this?

14:46

And I mean, a lot of people are

14:48

saying that, you know, they've just resigned Brad

14:51

Scott for another year on top of an

14:53

already extended contract that he had. And I

14:55

would just like to point out that I

14:57

just, as a Carlton supporter, don't think they've

15:00

gone far enough. No, we've been talking about

15:02

this for a while. We feel like Brad,

15:04

Brad, if they went through an extra year,

15:07

we would have thought maybe an extra seven,

15:09

you know, you know, Just in case

15:11

a Northern Territory team does come in in

15:13

2034. You don't want Brad Scott being taken

15:15

up there. And we're loving what we're seeing

15:18

from incident. And you get that kind of

15:20

consistency around the club as well. So, you

15:22

know, in the car park, you just know

15:25

that's Brad Scott's name on the car park.

15:27

You coach comes in, you don't have to

15:29

change it. It's just Brad for another, you

15:31

know, eight years, you know. Yeah. Hey, Brad's

15:34

assistant. Brad, what do you want you want

15:36

for lunch for lunch? Well, for lunch, well,

15:38

well, well, well, I need to get that,

15:41

I need for lunch, I need to get

15:43

that, I need for lunch, I need for

15:45

lunch, I need to get that, I need

15:47

to get that, I need to get that,

15:50

I need to get that, I need

15:52

to get that, I need to get that,

15:54

I need to, I need to, I need

15:56

to, to, to, Yeah, yeah, I can throw

15:59

it out at 1 p.m You know, have

16:01

it ready. It's it's helpful and and also

16:03

they've got it fucking mate They love talking

16:05

about it. Essenin and look out. They've got

16:08

a fucking war chest So I think Eddie

16:10

was talking about this last night on footic

16:12

whatever whatever show that he was talking about

16:15

the war chest but he was like a

16:17

2.5 million dollar war chest yeah I don't

16:19

quite understand how that happens because you have

16:21

to pay 95% of your salary cap for

16:24

at least two years I think and then

16:26

does that mean they already are aware of

16:28

people who will be leaving therefore they can

16:31

open up and it was in the

16:33

context of Harley Reed that little dirty bird

16:35

giver Dirty bird giver that that was very

16:37

funny I do give credit to the bloke

16:39

at the gabber when Harley gave the finger

16:42

and I love the finger by the fact

16:44

it means nothing yes such a juvenile thing

16:46

like it's and also when you're giving it

16:49

to 15,000 people in a in a state

16:51

like in a grand sand and then there

16:53

was the bloke to his credit Brisbane fan

16:55

ran down had a little bag of little

16:58

tissues on him And, uh, and wave that

17:00

at Harley, ran right up to the fence,

17:02

actually, and I love the planning of that.

17:05

I love the planning of that. I love

17:07

the planning. That guy has probably had that

17:09

packet of tissue, sitting in his pocket, for

17:11

fucking eight years. And then the moment,

17:13

just waiting for someone to just get bold

17:16

over by Oscar Mac and Ernie, and when

17:18

they give the bird, he is like, oh,

17:20

that's fucking, it's happening! Dad! Get him out!

17:23

Get him out! Get him out! Get him

17:25

out! Get him out! And he's fucking fumbling

17:27

around, Jesus cross, I gotta get to the

17:30

band. He's wearing it, he's like kind of

17:32

Hawaiianish kind of t-shirt. Yeah, yeah. He's my

17:34

moment of shine! Fucking tissues mate, you soft

17:36

have a fucking cry! Got him! Fucking, yes!

17:39

By the way, don't leap the fence and

17:41

come near me because it will destroy me!

17:43

Yeah, because I need these tissues to mop

17:46

up the blood. Now let me ask the

17:48

question, as a hanky carrier, what is more

17:50

effective? The tissues or the hanky? I'm a

17:52

hanky carrier, which I imagine would get

17:54

disdain from you? Yeah, it absolutely does, because

17:57

I'm not, uh... I'm not seven years old.

17:59

I'm a hate fever-y kind of guy. I

18:01

wake up every day. to your t-shirt so

18:04

you don't lose it? It's got little M-S-F-C

18:06

engraved on it but I wake up every

18:08

day going is this COVID or is this

18:10

hay fever so that's my life. No I

18:13

do I do appreciate that you are a

18:15

hay fever sufferer I have seen it at

18:17

its worst and it looks debilitating and I

18:20

do feel for you but having said that

18:22

yeah get yourself a mini packet of tissues

18:24

because one It's less disgusting because you're throwing

18:26

them away and you're carrying around your fucking

18:29

hay fever in your pockets. That's probably creating

18:31

a vicious cycle for yourself. And two, what

18:33

if you're at the footy one day

18:35

Michael, Harley Reed goes down in front of

18:38

you and you're waving around a hanky like

18:40

it's fucking, you're gonna lay it down over

18:42

a puddle for a damsel in distress like

18:44

a fucking loser, whereas a pack of tissue

18:47

says mate, you're fucking soft. It's very funny

18:49

though, like imaginable. Like, imagine a Hawthorne supporter

18:51

running down to the boundary with a hanky.

18:54

Like, imagine a Melbourne supporter running down with

18:56

a hanky. Like, it just be a perfect

18:58

promotion. A monogram hanky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

19:00

suppose you could use the hanky to wipe

19:03

the quince paste from one's mouth. Well, that's

19:05

why I keep two. So, yeah, fair enough.

19:07

One for the nose, one for the quinspace.

19:10

Hey, yeah. The IFL wants a war chest

19:12

as well. What's a war chest as well.

19:14

Right. And then they spent all the

19:16

money in COVID. So they had, they actually

19:18

had a fund, but now Andrew Dillon says

19:21

I want to get an undisputable fund. So

19:23

if there is another COVID, we will get

19:25

by. So I don't know how that, where

19:28

they get that money, but I'll be on

19:30

them, but they have fucking stiffness, fucking chips

19:32

and pies, I'll tell you that. Yeah. Well,

19:34

especially if S&M and M&M aren't paying the

19:37

full cell, so does that mean, dollars in

19:39

the war chest, does that mean they can

19:41

pay 105% of the salary cap for a

19:44

couple of years? Well, I think the AFI

19:46

would like them to, um, to... to be

19:48

able to get back in the top four.

19:50

Hey Adam, speaking of the books, can we

19:53

talk about what's going on down at the

19:55

cattery? Well, you know, yeah, we can,

19:57

because what I love about it is a

19:59

jolong, I'm gonna nip this in the bud.

20:02

Yep, yep. So I think last week we

20:04

talked about how the cats were being audited.

20:06

Not that they have anything, any skeletons in

20:08

the closet, why would you? I mean, you

20:11

know, their coach has a role for a

20:13

major sponsor. What other team, everyone does that,

20:15

don't you? That happens all the time. Like,

20:18

you know, like, all the time, like, I

20:20

mean, I didn't know if you know this,

20:22

but Sam Mitchell is the treasurer of Tasmania.

20:25

That just happens. Is that right? Yeah, that's

20:27

coincidence. Yeah, it's just pure coincidence. I noticed

20:29

sort of campaigning early last year. So the

20:31

airfield said, hey, Jalong, you got to turn

20:34

over the books. And by this we mean

20:36

the real books. Yeah, it's longer like,

20:38

fuck, which one? We've got like seven sets

20:40

of books here. The red one, the blue

20:43

one, the white one, yeah. Yeah, which one?

20:45

The Bailey Smith one, the Chris Scott one,

20:47

what are we doing? The Joel Selwood one?

20:49

We burnt those. We burnt that laptop. Yeah,

20:52

the Jeremy Cameron ones? Right, that doesn't matter.

20:54

Forget about it. And so the AFL said,

20:56

hey, you're going to get people to order

20:59

you, and then they, just buy it. And

21:01

Jalong said, we'll do it. We will do

21:03

it. We will, we will live by your

21:05

rules, AFL, and we'll give our books to

21:08

be fucking going over with a fine tooth

21:10

comb. And just by chance, they gave it.

21:12

And this happens all the time, you know.

21:15

Happens all the time. They just happened to

21:17

give the books to a bloke who

21:19

was the chief operating officer. At July, for

21:21

six and a half years. So, no way,

21:23

no way. Just a blip. I mean, that's

21:26

not even enough time to get to know

21:28

people's names. You know, no, he'd be like,

21:30

and also, I don't mind this because this

21:33

guy knows exactly what's on which page and

21:35

which, uh, which, he'll know exactly where on

21:37

the 50 meter line he buried the respect.

21:39

He'll ask the hard, he'll ask the hard

21:42

questions of Joel Salwood when he says, what

21:44

did you do for the Costa group? And

21:46

he'll be like, well, like I said, I

21:49

was on some billboards. And he goes above

21:51

board. You're appearing on a billboard, that fucking

21:53

costs money? You don't just fucking be on

21:55

a billboard for nothing. So the people are

21:58

around at Clubland. the general non jolong

22:00

club land they smelled a bit of a

22:02

rat here so they're what's cynical from my

22:04

understanding they're trying to force him out and

22:07

so um so jolong they're getting kata to

22:09

come in to the books hey Adam we

22:11

got football is in real life And man,

22:13

there's been a spate of sightings. Yeah, we

22:16

haven't had them for a few weeks. So

22:18

thank you very much for the junk time

22:20

is out there. Here we go from Daniel.

22:23

After attending the Crow's 10 goal win over

22:25

the bombers today, the only thing I would

22:27

say is that the bombers kicked 100 points.

22:29

Now, middlely Adelaide Money given up, you know,

22:32

but they kicked 100 points, which is not

22:34

bad. Can I just say too? It was

22:36

also, it was a really fun thing to

22:39

watch because it was like the 90s

22:41

football again. Like it was almost like zero

22:43

defensive, you know, mechanisms where they're all just...

22:45

pushing into one part of the ground, it

22:47

was like, yep, turn it over and bang,

22:50

down it goes the other end and goal.

22:52

I mean, as a bomber supporter, I'm sure

22:54

you're not as excited by it, but it

22:57

wasn't a bad watch. It was 100 to

22:59

160 odds, so yeah. After attending the Crow's

23:01

10-go win over the bombers today, I happened

23:03

to end up on a flight home to

23:06

Adelaide with most of the club's squad and

23:08

staff. Nothing much out of the ordinary to

23:10

report except for text walker repeatedly walking past

23:13

Paul Seedsman sitting on his aisle seat trying

23:15

to stick his finger in Paul's ear without

23:17

him noticing. A bit of fucking high level

23:19

high high hijinks. Landing back in Adelaide

23:22

we crossed paths with the Richmond personnel heading

23:24

back to Melbourne after the port game with

23:26

a number of crows stopping to have a

23:28

chat with Ben Rutton. But yeah, the old,

23:31

that's an coach. They're cooking something up there,

23:33

cooking something up. From Tom, I was taking

23:35

my infant son for a walk at some...

23:38

this morning and ex-kangaroo and hawk Josh Gibson

23:40

jog past me along West Coast Drive the

23:42

scenic coastal route along Perth's northern beaches. Josh

23:44

was up very early in the morning and

23:47

looks in very good Nick. I imagine Josh

23:49

would be in good Nick. I'm wondering what

23:51

he's doing in Perth that? Yeah, I was

23:54

surprised to hear his over there. From Jackson.

23:56

Seeing a few pies, boys in the wild

23:58

over the weekend on Saturday while walking around

24:00

Piron, I was passed by Reef McInnes

24:02

in his car. Didn't look in the best

24:05

of spirits for obvious reasons. Yeah, we'd send

24:07

a love out to Reef, McInnes, in his

24:09

car. Didn't look in the best of spirits

24:12

for obvious reasons. Yeah, we'd send a love

24:14

out to Reef, Reef, Reef, and Foot is

24:16

grey. And you know, what's really interesting. boundary

24:18

report will be like they're going taking them

24:21

straight down to the rooms and yet the

24:23

rooms like most of the injuries that are

24:25

that serious to do that are leg injuries

24:28

right but to get down to the rooms

24:30

you got to go downstairs okay and surely

24:32

there's got to be a better system like

24:34

is there an escalator there a little you

24:37

know those wheelchair type lifts so you can

24:39

get down stairs yeah get the old person

24:41

thing when you go down the staircase that

24:44

goes down yeah it goes down yeah well

24:46

like a fucking ramp like they come out

24:48

up the race on a ramp what do

24:50

they have to I've just done my

24:52

fucking ACL would not let me go down

24:55

another set of stairs I'm fine sure well

24:57

I think cut out the middle man just

24:59

get the helicopter on the middle of the

25:02

ground stop it for half an hour off

25:04

we go but also not like the rescue

25:06

helicopter when they take them out out of

25:08

the water oh yeah so they don't get

25:11

in the helicopter they just get taken like

25:13

with a rope oh yeah on the real

25:15

chance they might do a lot of three

25:18

60s that spin that there was that woman

25:20

in America who sued the rescue helicopter because

25:22

she just spun like a fucking fan but

25:24

if you watch the footage you go nothing

25:27

nothing nothing went wrong yeah top job guys

25:29

no no no notes this also from Jackson

25:31

next was this morning at Richmond Pool

25:33

I was leaving the steam room and recognized

25:36

Finn McRae with a few mates who I'm

25:38

guessing aren't football paper because I feel they

25:40

would be all using the club facilities and

25:42

not the one for us plebs. That's a

25:45

very good point and also can I just

25:47

say you must be a proper Pise fan

25:49

to spot Reef McKenna and Finn McRae Jackson

25:52

that is? That is deep dive. Oh he

25:54

writes p.s. They were both wearing their jumpers

25:56

and were holding up there. From Adrian I

25:58

was in the coal was in South Melbourne

26:01

and saw an imposing figure and a great

26:03

t-shirt and shorts moving through the eyes of

26:05

purpose clutching a 20 pack of toilet paper

26:08

under one arm was none other than the

26:10

friend of the show Jonathan Brown later later

26:12

at the checkout I sorry he had

26:14

added two apples and a small bottle of

26:16

olive olive olive to his purchase. Perhaps he

26:19

was too embarrassed to only buy toilet by

26:21

toilet paper. Great spotting Adrian, thank you. That

26:23

is a fucking, that is a dodgy coals

26:26

that one. I think we've all done that

26:28

one. I do, that's right near where I'm

26:30

living. Yeah, that is a that is a

26:33

colds where you are fucking. It's like the

26:35

Smith Street Woolworths You're fucking you're running the

26:37

gauntlet I have noticed a bit more of

26:39

icy action around here. I've only been here

26:42

for about six weeks I think it ends

26:44

this week But yes, it's been pleasant being

26:46

in South Melbourne, but yeah, but um also

26:49

I love the old um, you know when

26:51

you do have to go to the supermarket

26:53

or shop and all you need is

26:55

actually toilet paper I'm going to be like

26:57

rumming. I'm just going to be backing him

27:00

out, mate. From Sean was just at the

27:02

butcher's in an inner-west suburb of Melbourne. And

27:04

Jay Jay, Jason Johansson, a Northridge medalist, from

27:07

the newly renamed Footscray Bulldogs, was in there.

27:09

He was buying some land products and was

27:11

unsure what to do with it. He said

27:13

he'd asked his partner, who he then failed

27:16

to hail on his phone. He ended up

27:18

buying mint sauce and asked the butcher if

27:20

that would go with it. If that would

27:23

go with it. That makes me hungry Sean.

27:25

Yeah that is really great. When's the last

27:27

time you went to a butcher? I've been

27:29

actually near the market in this last kind

27:32

of five weeks or so I've actually gone

27:34

to the market quite a bit. to

27:36

of of on my

27:38

little, my little, my little

27:41

protein, protein, mate. Yeah, no, it's been a

27:43

lot of it's been a

27:45

lot of fun. There's

27:47

a lot of stuff

27:50

there. There I go, oh, I

27:52

want to eat all

27:54

that because because the can't,

27:57

but yeah. Now get

27:59

down in get down a set

28:01

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28:03

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