Breakin' Nooz: JTG IS IN SOUTH AFRICA!

Breakin' Nooz: JTG IS IN SOUTH AFRICA!

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0:02

A LISNA

0:03

production.

0:05

Hello and welcome

0:07

to JTG does South Africa.

0:11

JTG does Durban, brother. Durban,

0:13

brother. We are here on the

0:15

ground at the Oyster Box. And even

0:17

though we're here on the ground, I still do

0:19

it South African accent like Arnold

0:23

Schwarzenegger. We

0:25

would like to welcome you to our

0:28

live on the ground from South

0:30

Africa, from the Oyster Box Hotel

0:33

in Durban. Just the gist of

0:35

breaking news. Thanks to Tourism

0:38

South Africa and G Adventures.

0:42

Welcome Jacob William Stanley, myself,

0:44

Rosie Waterland and our third special

0:47

guest surprise co-host.

0:50

Presenting. Ah,

0:55

here he is. We found

0:57

him. Hasn't even been 24 hours. There

1:00

we go. Breaking

1:04

news. This is Mr Elon Musk.

1:06

This is Mr Elon. For those of you who are just

1:09

tuning in via audio platforms. He's our six.

1:11

We're going to find the big five, which I still don't know what

1:13

they are. Elephant, giraffe, rhino,

1:16

rhino, wildebeest, lion

1:18

and a wildebeest buffalo thingy. And

1:21

we're adding the six, which is Elon.

1:24

Elon Musk. Anyway,

1:27

bye. Oh,

1:31

my God, you guys. OK, we're in the presidential

1:33

suite in the Oyster

1:35

Box Hotel. This is like,

1:38

OK,

1:39

this is very special. They were going to

1:41

let us film in like the fancy library, but then

1:43

word came through today that we were allowed to film

1:45

in the presidential suite. What a big deal we are. Yeah,

1:48

apparently they found out that we're a big deal. Someone

1:51

lied. And now we're here. And

1:54

people like Bill Gates have stayed here.

1:57

Khloe Kardashian, Mariah.

2:00

Carrie we are literally sitting

2:02

where Mariah has sat and Bill

2:05

Gates and I think royalty as

2:08

well royalty has stage. Oh Harry.

2:10

He still qualifies us He's

2:13

on the wall of fame get out. Yeah,

2:16

are we gonna go on it naturally? We'll

2:21

be making an appearance there, okay

2:30

industry By

2:52

the accent it's Rosenator

3:01

we are here on our special

3:04

trip that G adventures and South Africa

3:06

tourism sent us on and It's

3:09

we're enough this kind of our first day

3:11

like that we've got a couple 24 hours. Yeah I

3:14

know that's why we both sound a little deranged

3:16

so we flew from Sydney to Johannesburg

3:20

Which took how many hours 14 for 14 hours? Holy

3:24

moly and then we had to change

3:27

planes because then we were

3:29

flying into this amazing

3:30

city called Durban which is where we are now and

3:33

I'd never heard of this place And

3:36

it's incredible stunning. It's

3:39

stunning.

3:39

We barely seen any of it But I

3:42

know it's just two seconds. Yeah,

3:44

like look at Excuse

3:46

me behind us. Look at this

3:49

back to our rooms literally back on

3:51

to the glorious Indian Ocean It's

3:55

outrageously gorgeous here. Yes.

3:57

Yes

3:57

and the property itself You

4:00

can understand why Mariah and

4:02

the Kardashians have chosen this as

4:04

their home away from home. We've been posting

4:06

pictures and stories since we

4:08

got here last night, and everyone is saying,

4:11

and I agree, this place is locked. It's the nicest

4:13

hotel I've ever stayed in in my life. It's

4:16

white Lotus vibes.

4:17

Yeah, it is. But

4:21

not like the

4:21

weird, mysterious accidental murder. It's

4:23

like the opulence. Yes, the grandeur.

4:26

Gorgeous here.

4:27

Every detail has been considered. Oh, my

4:29

goodness. And it is part of the Red Carnation

4:32

Group. I think maybe they're the

4:34

inspiration

4:34

for the white Lotus group.

4:37

Oh, my gosh. Stop it. Oh,

4:40

and you told me before, apparently the owner

4:43

of the Red Carnation Group is here today. We've

4:45

kicked him out of his room. Yes, he's meant to

4:47

be staying here tonight, but they were like, Rosie and Jacob

4:49

need to record their silly little nonsense. So

4:52

the owner of the entire company can't

4:54

come into this room until we're done telling

4:56

you

4:56

fart jokes. Yeah, he's been downgraded to room 316. Oh,

5:01

sweet. So

5:04

far,

5:05

South Africa, amazing.

5:09

We had Tarbo. He's

5:12

going to be our tour guide for the next couple of days. He

5:14

picked us up from Durban Airport last night. And

5:17

he was just telling us some amazing stuff

5:20

just in the car ride to the hotel. But

5:23

within five minutes, I talked about how everyone

5:25

in South Africa thinks it's funny that Teslas burst

5:27

into flames.

5:28

And I was like, oh, I like you, Tarbo. I

5:30

like you, mate. You compared them

5:32

to vapes. Well, yeah, because we saw

5:34

they advertised vapes here, which is really jarring

5:37

because you're not allowed to do that in our country. And we were like,

5:40

oh, you can advertise vapes. And he started

5:42

saying, oh, you know, I don't think we've quite

5:44

caught up yet here that they're not that

5:46

great. We kind of launch right into things that we

5:48

get excited about without any studies. Like

5:51

we all love Teslas until they started bursting

5:53

into flames.

5:54

Oh, yeah. Very

5:59

knowledgeable guy. Very knowledgeable, he was telling

6:01

us some really cool stuff. And

6:03

then today you did the surf

6:05

lesson after I was really self-righteous about having

6:07

to do it and I didn't

6:08

do it because I was tired. Yeah,

6:11

I actually, that's kind of how I saw things panning

6:13

out in the end, yeah. But yeah, Durban's

6:16

known for its surf. One

6:18

of the best breaks in the world, they have all sorts of surf combs

6:21

here.

6:21

And the water's really warm, which you

6:23

were like, I'm gonna be a baby, it's gonna be

6:26

cold, but apparently it's warm all the time. Yeah, it's like,

6:28

I think it felt like 25 degrees. Yeah,

6:30

very, very enjoyable. It was zero

6:33

surf today, but we still gave it a red hot

6:35

go. Gave it crack. We did, like,

6:37

couldn't just not. But

6:40

yeah, our instructor literally had to push

6:42

our boards because the waves weren't big or powerful

6:44

enough to pick us up from

6:45

carriers. It is so funny that

6:47

I was getting so

6:49

funny about doing that surf lesson when I realised

6:52

a few days ago and I said to you, like, with

6:54

my hip condition, because, oh, you guys,

6:56

it's Rosie's Health Corner, we haven't done this in a while.

7:00

I know

7:00

you've been waiting for it. I have

7:03

congenital hip dysplasia in my right

7:06

hip, which is

7:08

a thing where, like, you know when you're little

7:10

and your parents have to get you tested

7:12

for the hip thing and if you have it, you have to

7:14

go in that cast for ages to fix

7:16

it and then that fixes it. If you have

7:19

neglectful, terrible parents, aka moi, I

7:22

never got tested for it. And so I grew

7:24

up with hip dysplasia and if it goes untreated,

7:27

it leads to

7:28

pretty chronic osteoarthritis, which is what I'm

7:31

dealing with now and I have to get a hip replacement at 36. Thanks,

7:34

mum and dad. But anyway,

7:37

point of my story is,

7:39

there's no way, I can't even get up

7:41

from a lying down position on

7:44

solid ground. How was I

7:46

thinking I was gonna do that on a surf? What?

7:50

I just

7:50

saw you sort of starfishing

7:52

your way to shore. Yeah, that's what I think I would have done. Which

7:55

is fun. Yeah. I

7:58

love it, boogie board. Yeah. to boogie board

8:00

all over. So I should

8:03

have gone. I was so tired. It was

8:05

a long trip here. It was the perfect way

8:07

to just completely banish any shred

8:09

of jet lag, which I don't normally get. The

8:12

girls who were traveling with us, because we're doing this

8:14

as part of a small group, they

8:17

said it just wiped their jet

8:19

lag away completely. So there's

8:21

a record for you. Take a surf lesson. If

8:24

you're a really dirty, well, yeah. Certainly

8:26

in dirt. The

8:27

morning, yeah, just schedule it for 9 AM, the

8:29

morning after you arrive really late from

8:32

a 30 hour

8:33

trip, travel trip, lag. Yeah,

8:37

I woke up at 8.30 and I was like, that's not happening.

8:39

And I was shocked that you were going. I'd been

8:41

up for hours. I'd already had a swim. Yeah, even last night

8:44

I said to Adele, our amazing tour

8:47

guide, boss lady from J Adventures, Jacob's

8:49

not gonna go. There's no way he's going to

8:52

that surf lesson. Trust me, trust me. I'll

8:54

be there.

8:55

It's been your day. I'll be there. It's

8:58

the J.J.K. way. It's the J.J.K.

8:59

J.J.K. J.J.K. is up

9:01

with the sun and we're ready to go. You know

9:04

how I was like really emotional about jury

9:07

duty and I was saying, oh, you know,

9:09

I need to be open to more of life and I need to

9:12

be more spontaneous like Ron. And

9:14

then you figured out that the doors between our rooms

9:16

open and unlock them. And then as soon as you left

9:18

today, I locked it behind you. Same.

9:21

I was like, I don't want that

9:22

open. You can't come in and out

9:24

as you please. It's an agreement situation. No, thank

9:26

you. No, thank

9:29

you. We have spotted

9:31

our first wild

9:33

animal or besides

9:36

Elon, our Elon head.

9:39

There's a cat at this hotel. Hotel

9:42

cat, hotel cat. I call it hotel

9:44

cat. It has a name though. So when we got in last

9:46

night, there was this

9:49

very grumpy looking cat just

9:51

sitting at reception and just kind

9:53

of looked like, don't even talk to me. And

9:55

I was like, no, I'm going to try and talk to you, but he wouldn't talk

9:57

to me

9:58

last night. And I was like, oh my God, it's hotel. And

10:01

then I looked it up on the Oysterbox Instagram

10:03

and his name is Skapenga

10:06

and he lives here and

10:08

he's famous and he has his own Instagram

10:10

Skabenga, I think Skabenga

10:12

Oysterbox and he's the

10:14

best and I saw him outside today and

10:16

I gave him a big pat and I love

10:18

him. And we were talking to Jo,

10:21

the woman who set up a lot of this Oysterbox

10:23

stuff for us and she was saying he's like 16

10:25

years old and every year they throw him a birthday

10:28

party. He was just a stray who

10:29

wandered into this place and has

10:32

ended up the luckiest cat on

10:34

the effing planet.

10:35

This is his hotel now. Truly,

10:38

this hotel is so nice and

10:40

he just lives here. Just

10:42

lives here. We're going to be taking on a private tour of

10:44

his quarters. Yeah, we're going to go

10:47

get to see his little house because

10:49

I was like where does he sleep? That's the true

10:51

presidential suite. Yeah, that's when you know he really

10:53

made it. They're really important. Yeah. So,

10:56

love that cat. And

10:59

then tomorrow we're off on a spice

11:02

tour?

11:03

Yes, and there are only going to be five

11:05

of us. Oh really? And we're all around

11:07

the same age and I'm Ginger. What? We are going

11:09

to be the spice girls. Oh, what are you talking about? What are you

11:11

talking about? Oh, five. Yeah, yeah,

11:13

yeah, yeah.

11:18

But you know, that's something that I didn't realise either

11:21

and Tarble said to us last night in

11:23

the car that Durban, the

11:25

South African city we're in now, has the

11:27

largest population

11:29

of Indian people outside

11:32

of India. So there's a huge

11:36

Indian culture in this city and

11:39

a lot of that comes out in the food. There's a really

11:42

cool kind of, what do you call it, fusion

11:45

of flavours and different kind of foods and

11:47

stuff here and a lot of it's really Indian

11:49

inspired and so we're going to

11:52

be going on a mad spice tour tomorrow to market some stuff. I'm really

11:54

pumped. Yeah, Tarble knows

11:57

everything obviously about this place. we

12:00

were talking to him in the car on the way back from the surf

12:02

lesson about some other cool places to go. And because

12:04

some of the other girls who are on the trip with us have been

12:07

here before, there are certain things that they want to see

12:09

and certain requests that they've made.

12:11

So we're going to get like the proper insiders

12:14

experience of not just the spice markets, but

12:16

some other local markets

12:18

and areas that we would never

12:21

even think to go and explore. So

12:23

we'll be sharing all of that, of

12:25

course, insights that we collect

12:28

along the way. And you also know that

12:30

I need to try the McDonald's in every

12:32

country that I go to. So we're going to have to fit that

12:34

in at some point. Yes. And you're dying

12:36

to try out wimpies. Yes. I was

12:38

really devastated at the stopover

12:40

at Johannesburg when we were waiting to get on the plane to

12:42

Durban. There was a restaurant called Wimpies,

12:45

which seemed like a kind of fast food chain. It looked amazing

12:48

and no one really seemed to want to go there but me. So

12:50

we went somewhere else, but I really want to try Wimpies.

12:53

Well,

12:53

they're everywhere. Are they? And confirmed.

12:55

Oh, yes. They're like Starbucks here. Yes.

12:57

There's another

13:00

chain called Steers and where there's

13:02

a wimpy, there's a Steers next door. Is

13:04

that like Steers? What are

13:06

you eating at Steers? Well, what's the name

13:08

about? Bulls. I guess it's

13:10

very beef heavy. Right. Okay.

13:12

Yeah, beef heavy. Gotcha. So I guess

13:15

it's kind of like Hungry Jack's McDonald's.

13:17

McDonald's. They're all in the vicinity

13:19

of each other. Okay.

13:20

Have fun with that. Awesome.

13:23

Yeah. So here

13:25

we are. Can you believe

13:27

that like

13:28

we have this silly podcast and now

13:30

we're on this trip. We're on like a world

13:33

tour. Makes perfect sense to me. Makes perfect

13:35

sense. Like 10 years

13:38

ago, this wasn't even a job and look at where it's

13:40

taken us. I can't believe it.

13:43

And then once we're done with Durban, then we're

13:45

going on safari. I know. Then we're going on the

13:47

like real South African like experience.

13:51

That's the G Adventures part of the

13:53

tour. We're going to Kruger National Park. And

13:56

then it's out bush. And

13:59

yeah. Once again, the girls who

14:01

we're traveling with, they've done safaris previously

14:03

and they said this is gonna be one of the best experiences we've

14:06

ever had in our lives. I'm

14:08

still on the fence, but we'll see. I agree.

14:11

You know how I am about nature and

14:13

the sun,

14:14

but we'll see. You're reluctant before

14:16

you get there, but once you're there, you

14:19

always embrace it. Well, okay,

14:21

we'll see how it goes is what

14:23

I'm saying. But it's fun,

14:25

like this kind of tour thing, it

14:28

really has the vibes of school camp. It

14:30

really does. Like just sort of all

14:33

at the airport last night and introducing

14:35

to each other and then in the van

14:37

with turbo and like, you're like, oh, this

14:39

feels campy. Like it's fun. It

14:42

gives you those feelings that you haven't had since like

14:44

primary and high school when you went on camp. Yeah,

14:46

within a couple of days, we'll be braiding each other's

14:48

hair. Right. Playing Never

14:50

Have I Ever. Well, you've already planned for us to go

14:52

on the Spice Tour as the Spice Girls. Speaking

14:58

of. I know, okay, well speaking of,

15:00

it's so funny. So we brought the gowns because

15:04

someone in the listener office said to us when we were

15:06

talking about packing last week, you

15:09

guys are taking the gowns, right? Because you're going to get

15:11

some like Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

15:13

style

15:15

pictures in like the jungle. And

15:17

Jacob and I were both like, oh. How

15:20

did we not think? Yes,

15:22

we are. Absolutely

15:25

we are. So yeah, we brought

15:27

the gowns and we figured

15:29

if we're in the presidential suite of the Oysterbox,

15:31

one of the fanciest hotels in the world,

15:32

of course. It

15:35

could only be Marabu. And this reminded

15:37

me of often in my little

15:39

breaking news folder, I write down funny quotes

15:41

and stuff. And one that I had this week was because

15:43

it really kind of stuck with me.

15:45

Think of this. Every time

15:48

you get dressed, remember

15:51

that's your ghost outfit forever.

15:56

I mean,

15:57

heaven forbid, but...

16:00

I mean, come on. True work. Because

16:02

some days I can't, you know, if

16:05

I just like am at

16:06

home and I walk up to the

16:08

shop to get a Red Bull and like, I mean, like

16:11

if I was in that forever, oh no. Oh,

16:15

if I died on a day when I was wearing underwear and shoes.

16:17

You're worse than I met. That was good,

16:19

my infinity. Oh. See,

16:22

if I died on a day where I didn't have underwear

16:24

on, ugh. Oh man.

16:27

Ah,

16:27

you keep bringing these

16:30

things to us. That just haunt me. I know.

16:32

I don't know if I've actually told you this, but the time that you

16:34

said that when you die, that now proven

16:37

that they think your neurons fire in a way that

16:39

demonstrates your life is flashing before

16:41

your eyes. I'm convinced that if and when

16:43

that does happen to me, it's just gonna be

16:45

a low lights reel. Because my brain is

16:48

constantly reminding me of things that I've

16:50

done in my life that make me cringe. And

16:53

I just assumed that the sadistic brain

16:55

I have is gonna be like, oh, he's on his way out. Flood

16:57

him

16:57

with the worst of the worst. As you're dying, it's just

16:59

gonna be like, you're a fucking loser. Remember

17:02

when you said that embarrassing thing in science

17:05

in your seven? Oh. Remember

17:08

this, dickhead? And then any possibility

17:10

that you were gonna fight, you're just gonna go take

17:12

me.

17:12

Yeah. I'm done. I

17:14

don't even deserve to be here. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. And then I wake

17:17

up in the afterlife with underwear and shoes on.

17:19

Can I die again? No,

17:22

I wonder what I would want actually. Well,

17:24

first of all, say I don't know. What

17:27

would I want? There are outfits in my life

17:30

where I truly felt

17:33

like

17:36

the most amazing I've ever felt about

17:38

myself. And they are all from when

17:40

I was younger and I was dressed up in something.

17:43

Like Halloween in Hawaii

17:45

when I was little, when we lived in Hawaii, I went as a fairy

17:47

and I had this like

17:49

super pimped out fairy costume. It was amazing.

17:51

And I've never felt so beautiful

17:54

as when I wore that. Like I don't even know if I've ever

17:57

had that feeling again. You know what I mean? So

17:59

it's like. Would you... I would

18:01

want something that gives me that feeling, but I

18:03

don't know if I would want to be in that fairy outfit

18:06

as a 36-year-old now forever. You

18:09

know what I'm saying? I

18:10

think it'd suit you. What would you want to

18:12

be in forever, though? How about the wedding dress

18:14

you wore to your 30th? That

18:16

was pretty spectacular. Yeah, it was. Yeah,

18:19

it was a mullet dress with,

18:21

what do they call that, a sweetheart

18:23

bustline. Sweetheart, yeah. Which made

18:25

you look extra, like... Mm,

18:27

mm. ..broad-shoulder. Yeah, yeah,

18:30

yeah. And quite booby as

18:32

well. Yeah, your pets did get booby.

18:34

The support cups there really did

18:36

a bit of lifting. And there was quite

18:38

the story behind that dress. It was made

18:40

for a woman. Yeah. So she'd requested every

18:43

opulent, outrageous detail of that

18:46

train.

18:46

Yeah. Everything. And

18:49

she'd paid for it in full. Mm. And then

18:52

she had been cheating on her fiancé,

18:55

and he found out just a few days before the wedding.

18:57

So she never came to pick the dress up because the wedding was

18:59

cancelled. So I was then able to sweep in and

19:02

purchase that gown, which, of course, I still

19:04

own. How much did you buy it for? It's $150. Why

19:07

was it so cheap?

19:08

Because no-one else wants

19:10

a mullet dress with a train. But she had

19:12

a custom-made wedding dress, and

19:15

it got sold for $150. Too many bad

19:17

memories attached to it. I suppose. Bad juju.

19:19

Mm. People don't want bad wedding juju

19:21

stuff. Mm. Yeah. Oh!

19:24

And you've still got

19:25

it. Still hanging on to it. I'm going to dye

19:27

it a colour. I haven't decided what colour,

19:29

and it's going to make an appearance at an upcoming

19:32

event, possibly a Just The Jist event.

19:33

Oh, amazing! See,

19:36

I just don't know what I would want to wear. Look

19:39

for me, it would be a sarong. I hope I dye

19:41

it a sarong. So you're just thinking of comfort.

19:43

Yeah. Right. See, I'm thinking

19:46

of what makes me feel amazing, what has made me

19:48

feel amazing.

19:49

Remember those opera gowns we got

19:51

from Opera Australia? And you and Tony and

19:53

I one time wore them to Woolworth. Yes,

19:56

when we got really drunk, we walked to Woolworth at three

19:59

in the morning in Opera. Honestly, they

20:01

made these gowns look like casual chic. That was funny.

20:03

That was funny. I mean,

20:06

I am at the moment wearing

20:08

stuff that I wore back in,

20:10

like, the late 90s that

20:13

I felt really amazing in and now it's come back.

20:16

Like, for example, I've been wearing a, like,

20:19

parachute material cargo skirt,

20:21

like, three-quarter length cargo skirt, because they're cool now.

20:25

And I last wore one of those in, like,

20:27

E9 back in 2000.

20:29

Like, and that made me feel really

20:30

cool. So, I don't know.

20:34

You know what, everyone? 13, 22, 11, 29, what would you want your

20:36

forever ghost outfit to be? And

20:41

I'm going to, we're going

20:43

to put on the Instagram what else? We're

20:45

going to think and then put it on the Insta.

20:47

The shimmer shirt. I just remember. What's a shimmer

20:49

shirt? In 1999, I had this

20:51

shirt I called the shimmer shirt and it was like this crushed

20:54

shimmery material.

20:55

Did you just strut when you, like, you turn

20:57

into a different person when you're in it? And when

20:59

I wore it, you couldn't tell me

21:01

anything. Yeah, right? Unstoppable.

21:05

I've had outfits like that too. Like,

21:07

the fairy dress. Yes,

21:09

okay. I'm going to think, I reckon I can,

21:12

okay, find a photo of it.

21:14

I'll find a photo of my fairy outfit from Halloween.

21:17

We'll post those. This is a brilliant excuse for

21:19

us to be posting embarrassing photos from

21:21

our youth. Oh my gosh.

21:22

And I love it. Well, mine's from when I'm like three. Mine's

21:25

not that. I'll also post

21:27

another photo from when I'm a teenager of something

21:29

that I thought looked amazing that actually looks

21:30

ridiculous. The tracksuit. Oh,

21:32

but that was also when I was a little kid. It's

21:35

like, it's got to be when you're making your own choices

21:38

as a teenager and you think this

21:40

will get me a hookup. And it

21:43

absolutely would not. Truly,

21:45

that's what we need to post. An outfit that

21:47

you made a very misguided choice

21:49

on. But you've

21:51

never felt as amazing since. Yeah. Adjusna

21:54

sent me a TikTok or

21:56

a reel or something of a young

21:59

Gen Z.

21:59

her influence, her doing a get

22:02

ready with me. And she's like, these shorts

22:04

are super cute, they're vintage Roxy.

22:07

Ah, yeah, yeah,

22:09

Roxy,

22:10

vintage, vintage. That's like,

22:13

I can't get my head around the fact that op

22:16

shops are selling out of, and like

22:18

cash converter stores and stuff are selling out of

22:21

digital like Sony Cybershot

22:23

cameras, cause they're cool to have now again.

22:25

Like having a Polaroid house for us.

22:28

And also wrap around Oakley

22:30

Sunnies are cool. Yeah. Like,

22:33

ew, ew, ew, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

22:35

no, no, no. Speak to us in the marketplace. No, thank you.

22:38

Okay, next headline.

22:41

Everyone, so many, possibly

22:43

more than I've ever been sent things

22:46

before. I'm glad

22:48

my brand is so clear. This

22:50

isn't too related, surprisingly, or Polly

22:52

Pocket related. Now I have

22:55

had more links, messages,

22:58

emails, everything sent

23:00

to me about this thing than anything

23:02

else.

23:03

This iceberg shaped like a penis.

23:06

Yeah. Okay. Yes. All

23:09

of you sent it to me, all of you.

23:10

And it came out a couple of weeks ago, I didn't

23:12

do it. And then I kept getting sent stuff, I didn't

23:14

do it last week. I'm bringing it up now

23:17

to remind you all,

23:19

this is a podcast. And

23:22

that is a very visual story,

23:26

which is why I didn't bring it to Breakin

23:28

News. Cause the whole thing is about

23:30

this funny photo this guy took of an iceberg

23:33

in the shape of a

23:35

very phallic ice

23:37

penis. It

23:40

wouldn't entirely be an internet, like it just,

23:42

it wouldn't work, I don't know. The words

23:44

part of the joke is that it was floating towards

23:47

a town called Dildo. Yes, it was floating

23:49

towards a town called Dildo. And then there was all these other

23:51

things, like apparently, I don't even

23:53

remember, but guys, hilarious. Yes.

23:56

But remember, this

23:58

is an audio. Medium.

24:01

So I don't know,

24:03

maybe if it made a sound, I don't know.

24:06

You know what I mean? I just kept getting all these

24:08

messages and I was like, yeah, that's great, but like...

24:12

But where's the... how can I, you know? I

24:16

really wanted to pull over. Not really wanted to pull over. And

24:18

also laughing that we're sitting here dressed like this. Well,

24:21

yeah. Under a chandelier talking about

24:23

how this is an audio medium. There's

24:25

no need to put effort into the visuals.

24:28

Oh, do you like this headpiece, by the way? This

24:30

is headpiece number one of about 15

24:31

I've brought on this trip. My bag

24:34

was very much overweight and

24:36

everyone kept commenting on how ridiculously big

24:39

and heavy my bag was. Yeah. I'm

24:41

expecting them to just get draggier from

24:43

here on out. This is a fantastic start. Thank

24:45

you. OK, so

24:48

next up.

24:50

You know how I am

24:52

partial

24:54

to singing? Is that what you're

24:56

doing? Oh, what

24:59

do you mean? Singing? What do you mean? Take it away. Oh,

25:01

you mean all the time. Oh, I wish you well.

25:09

Bless your heart. I'm partial

25:11

to singing and the

25:13

other night Caleb was away last week. So I was home

25:16

alone and the coronation was on

25:18

and I sort of had it in the background while I was like

25:20

working. And they kept saying

25:22

because it was a really rainy day. And so they

25:25

kept saying things like, oh, you know, it may

25:27

be a rainy day, but that's not going to rain on their

25:29

parade. And like they kept saying that expression.

25:32

And so then I got rain on your parade in

25:34

my head. Right.

25:35

And I was home by myself and

25:37

I'd been working all day. So then I just

25:39

like put on my Spotify and I got

25:41

kind of into it and then I got like kind of

25:44

really into it. And then I was like, oh, yeah, OK,

25:46

I'm getting out. I'm doing a number. And

25:49

so I stood up in the living room and I

25:51

was like singing rain

25:53

on my parade like full on

25:55

and carnation, smart

25:58

nation. I was like, whatever.

25:59

I was into this. And so

26:02

then I got to like the big, like

26:04

the part in the middle where it's about to get to a big

26:07

like, wait, I'll do it.

26:09

I'm

26:09

gonna move my mic away though, because this is quite

26:11

loud. Come

26:14

to about to sully the presidential suite at the

26:16

Oysterbox.

26:17

Which is where the part, I'm

26:19

standing up. Like I'm doing

26:22

a number in the living room, right? To the cats

26:24

by myself. Then I get to the point where

26:27

she goes, Hey,

26:30

Mr. Rumsstein,

26:34

here, wait. Here

26:36

I am. And

26:42

then she takes a big breath.

26:45

And then there's a knock at the door. Ha

26:47

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

26:49

ha. The cops? And I

26:51

was like, oh my God. Cause I live in, we

26:54

live in this unit where they're all together like, I'm

26:56

gonna go all the way. I'm

27:00

disturbing, like I'm truly disturbing someone.

27:03

And I was like, Jesus, oh my God, this is mortifying.

27:05

Cause I was just so in it. And

27:08

so I kind of like, adjusted

27:12

myself, I was like, okay. And I, and then they

27:14

knocked again. And I was like, oh

27:16

Jesus. I went over, I

27:19

turned the porch light on. And I was like, one

27:22

second. I'm about to get total for seeing.

27:26

And I opened the door and

27:28

it was Kayla. And she came

27:30

over like to surprise me.

27:33

I didn't want to say anything.

27:37

And he hears me singing all the time. So he was just like, of course

27:39

I

27:39

came home and I could hear you singing from halfway down the street.

27:42

But like, oh my God, I thought someone was

27:44

gonna play and then I was so terrible. And

27:47

I know that's how you wish the story had gone.

27:50

But it's not because my singing's not

27:52

that bad. Uh-huh, yeah.

27:54

Yeah, okay, thank you. Thank

27:57

you so much. I'll bring the mic back now

27:59

closer.

27:59

I could do the rest

28:02

of it.

28:04

I want my bed. I

28:06

didn't even get to do the big bit because he came

28:09

and I literally I was like, this is where

28:11

I am. And I went. I

28:14

was so mad. I'm

28:18

genuinely surprised he didn't just get back into it.

28:21

Once I realised it was Caleb, I just ignored

28:23

the knock. Open the door. I was so excited to see

28:25

him. Because he'd

28:27

been away for over a week. I literally was so

28:30

I was such a dork. I opened the door and I

28:32

went. I started to

28:34

jump like I was so excited to see him. So

28:37

then I just forgot I was even singing. But yeah,

28:39

for a moment, my stomach

28:41

dropped out of my butthole because I was like someone

28:43

is. So I've I've been

28:45

in. I've got away from me. I

28:48

was on stage on Broadway and

28:51

someone's trying to put their baby to sleep or something. Yeah.

28:54

I've been

28:56

beyond mortified being caught singing.

28:58

Yeah. So dance practice. So

29:01

when we were rehearsing the number one

29:03

time I was staying in a house where I was

29:05

like going through the motions, blah, blah, blah, blah,

29:07

blah, just side by the

29:09

girls who are on this trip with us, want us

29:11

to teach them the number. And I think it's

29:13

going to happen. We're going to have to brush up

29:16

so we can teach them. But anyway, point was

29:18

I've been dancing, dancing, dancing, sweating, messing

29:21

up every single step. Look out the window.

29:23

There's an old, old, old man

29:25

next door staring through his window at

29:27

me. God knows how long he'd been watching

29:29

me for.

29:33

And again,

29:33

in Western Australia last year, before

29:36

we were scheduled for our Earth shows, I

29:38

was in Ningaloo National Park, one of the

29:40

remote places on this planet.

29:42

And I was on a beach where I couldn't see a single

29:45

soul. And I was practicing the dance again

29:47

and again and again on the sand and hadn't

29:50

done it for a while. So it was far from

29:52

perfect. And then about 20 minutes

29:54

later, I'm in the car park and my friend, Emma

29:56

and I were like emptying out our beer bottles

29:59

into the bin.

29:59

And a girl came over and helped

30:02

lift the bin up so that we could

30:04

get rid of the bottles. And I was like, thank you. And she's like, you're

30:06

welcome, Jacob.

30:07

And I was like... She's

30:09

like, I'm a Gistner. My name's Emma. I live

30:11

in Victoria. And I saw you on

30:13

the beach. Is that the number you guys do?

30:16

I don't know! I was

30:18

like, what is the nightmare? So

30:21

am I in the dunes? She'd be watching the

30:23

whole week out then. Oh, my God,

30:25

no. Yeah, yeah,

30:27

yeah, yeah. So, look, it happens

30:29

to all of us and we just have to let the shame go. See,

30:32

and I'm not mean to you that you're really mean

30:34

about my singing. Oh. I'm not mean

30:37

about your dancing. I think you're a fabulous dancer.

30:39

Thank you. And I will also say that I

30:41

only practiced that

30:42

like five times before we did it. While

30:45

we were doing the surf lesson, you were

30:48

warming up. P.S. Babs would absolutely

30:50

stay in this suite. Oh, she would!

30:52

I can feel her here. Babs, yeah, it's...

30:54

It is very babsy. It's very

30:57

babsy. It's very cream and

30:59

neutral and rich lady vibes. Yeah,

31:02

totally. OK. Oh,

31:04

OK. So the other big news this

31:07

week that is not Sarthe,

31:09

Efrica based, is Elizabeth

31:11

Holmes, it came out, I think... I've lost

31:13

track of time today or yesterday. She did an interview

31:16

with The New York Times. Oh. Yeah.

31:18

Everyone tagged you in it. Guys, stop

31:21

tagging

31:21

him in things. I was like... The good news is

31:23

I don't look. As soon as I saw it, I was like, yes,

31:25

oh, my God, this is going to be so exciting to tell Jacob. And then

31:28

all of you were like, at Rosie, at Jacob. Guys,

31:31

I try to surprise him in breaking

31:33

news. Stop tagging...

31:35

Stop telling Jacob what's going on in

31:37

the world. He doesn't need

31:39

to know from anyone but me. It needs...

31:43

We have an understanding that I curate

31:45

his understanding

31:47

of current events. So

31:49

just... If you want me to know about

31:51

it, send it to Rosie. Send it to

31:53

me. Send it to me.

31:56

Because otherwise we lose the surprise factor.

31:59

So anyway, Elizabeth Holmes. Elizabeth Holmes did an interview with the New

32:01

York Times. Oh my God, she's diabolical,

32:03

she's diabolical. So she hasn't done an interview

32:05

since 2016, but now,

32:07

as we talked about the other week, she's successfully

32:11

got the court to allow her to stay home

32:13

while they're appealing her

32:15

appeal, like all these legal

32:18

loopholes that rich lawyers have, right? And

32:21

so she did this interview

32:25

and she did like a photo shoot where she's kind of just like

32:28

barefoot in jeans, and then she's on the beach

32:30

with her boyfriend and their kids. And

32:33

apparently one of the first things the interviewer

32:35

writes is that she doesn't do the voice anymore. Voice

32:38

is gone.

32:39

And then they're talking

32:41

about basically this interviewer, like

32:43

this journalist spent a few weeks with them, like

32:46

days on and off. And I just

32:48

sort of wrote down

32:49

some of the craziest quotes

32:51

from this thing. So the

32:54

first one is they're definitely trying

32:56

to, like they've done this press interview, it's

32:58

very calculated, obviously, because

33:00

the courts are currently deciding if she has to

33:03

stay in prison while all this is going on.

33:05

And so one of the first things was, how

33:08

would you spend your time if you didn't know how

33:10

much time you had left, is

33:12

what Elizabeth said, because they were at the

33:14

zoo with her two kids

33:15

and her partner. And she's

33:17

like, I just love doing things like this because

33:20

I don't know when

33:22

I'll be going away. And

33:25

then the

33:27

interviewer was like, so how does it feel, you

33:29

know, having people like Amanda

33:32

Safry to play you and then Jennifer Lawrence

33:34

was going to, but she pulled out and there's all

33:36

these big names. And Elizabeth said,

33:39

they're not playing me, they're playing a character

33:42

I created. So

33:44

she's spinning this, the whole interview,

33:47

I swear to God, is what I've said before. She

33:50

was so media prepared for

33:52

this interview, it's obvious. She's spinning

33:54

this whole thing of like, I

33:57

was just a woman trying to keep up in a...

33:59

man's world and everything

34:02

I did was because I had been, I was

34:04

being abused by a Sunny Balwani

34:09

and I was just trying to play a man's

34:11

game. And so I created

34:13

this character to like play a man's

34:16

game. And so they're kind of trying to pull this

34:18

like girl boss vibes. And

34:21

so

34:22

when the journalist said, what do you mean? Like a

34:24

character? And she said, I believed

34:27

it would be how I would be good at business and taken

34:29

seriously and not taken as a little girl or

34:31

a girl who didn't have good technical ideas.

34:34

Maybe people picked up on that not being authentic

34:37

since it wasn't. So

34:40

like what? She's

34:42

like,

34:45

so then they had, um, the interviewer

34:47

spoke to a few people

34:49

who like from her past, like people

34:51

she went to high school with and stuff and a couple she went

34:54

to college with. And she said the interesting

34:56

thing was I would talk to some

34:58

of them and on the record, they would say

35:00

she's great. She's lovely, blah, blah, blah. But a couple

35:02

of them said off the record anonymously,

35:05

don't believe a word she says like

35:08

so it's and then okay, here's

35:10

this.

35:11

Miss Holmes

35:13

as defenders stretching back to childhood said in letters

35:16

to the court and in conversations with me that

35:18

the feverish coverage of Miss Holmes is

35:20

downfall felt like a witch trial less

35:22

rooted in what actually happened at Farinose

35:24

and more of a message to ambitious women everywhere.

35:28

Don't go boss too close to the sun or

35:30

this could happen to you. There's

35:33

an unspoken lesson for female executives.

35:35

You're allowed to be successful, but not too

35:38

successful. A sorority sister of Miss, who's

35:40

Miss Holmes at Stanford said they're

35:42

literally trying to make

35:44

it like a feminist issue. Like

35:47

Miss Holmes said she believed

35:50

that making herself the poster

35:52

girl for women in tech put a

35:54

huge target on her back.

35:57

She's like, she's, oh, there's

35:59

no account. accountability

36:00

there. And then, oh wait,

36:03

so when she said they like had put

36:05

a target on my back and then the journalist said,

36:07

well, what do you think would have happened

36:09

if you hadn't have garnered so much attention

36:12

when you came to Silicon Valley and

36:14

became this like massively idolized

36:17

female entrepreneur and Miss

36:19

Holmes does not blink. We would have seen

36:21

through our vision.

36:22

Oh, for fuck's sake. She's

36:25

a psycho. Yeah,

36:27

yeah, yeah. Psychopath, sociopath, whatever.

36:30

I don't really understand the distinction. She has no

36:32

regard for the fact that she put people's lives and

36:34

health at risk. She's just focused on the meta

36:37

narrative and putting

36:39

herself back at the center

36:41

as the hero.

36:42

I hate each other. Yeah.

36:45

And this is so curated media wise. Like

36:47

you can tell she had training before this. So did her

36:49

husband. He's not her husband. He's a fiance.

36:51

Like they both the

36:54

quotes they were giving and the quotes that her friends

36:56

were giving, they'd all been briefed. Like they're

36:58

trying to push a she like

37:01

exactly what it said. She girl bossed too close

37:03

to the sun. And this is a feminist issue. It's

37:05

not fair for women.

37:06

No. No.

37:10

Oh, I can't.

37:13

Yeah. The journalist says she really does

37:15

think that if she just spent more time quietly working

37:18

on her inventions and less time sort

37:20

of publicly

37:21

promoting the company and being on the cover

37:23

of Forbes and becoming this personality, she would have

37:25

done it. It's just that the media side of

37:27

things got away from her and it put a target

37:29

on her back. And that's the only reason it all fell apart.

37:32

I'm a target of a witch hunt. And this is unfair.

37:34

Exactly. You always have to be skeptical of anyone

37:37

making that claim.

37:37

Anyone who says that. Right. OK. This

37:40

this I couldn't believe this. So, um, this

37:44

is this is just a quote from the

37:47

thing. Miss Holmes, they're sitting in a cafe

37:49

and Miss Holmes breastfed her baby in Victor,

37:51

like I told you the other way, Latin for invincible and

37:54

sang along to ace of

37:56

bases all that she

37:58

wants. is

38:01

another baby, she comes in

38:03

by and we're like, she's

38:05

gonna pop him out and pop him out and

38:07

pop him out. Yes, yes

38:10

she is. Just stay out of prison. But even just the

38:12

fact, like, clearly that song didn't

38:14

just come on the radio spontaneously. No, no, no, no,

38:16

no, no. She had that locked loaded ready to go for

38:18

this moment. Yeah. That she'd envisioned.

38:20

Mm-hmm.

38:22

Oh, she's a menace. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

38:24

mm-hmm. So, I also

38:27

like was interested in who's paying

38:29

for the lawyers, because apparently her legal defence

38:31

would have cost at least $30

38:33

million by now. And so we've

38:35

said, well, she's married into this billionaire family, so

38:37

lucky. They're insisting,

38:40

no,

38:41

none of it. But they don't even

38:43

say how she pays. So listen to this. Mr.

38:45

Evans, that's her partner, took a few calls

38:48

for work while I was visiting. I asked what he

38:50

does. A lot of different stuff. Investing,

38:52

starting companies, he replied, without elaborating.

38:54

So I think he's very successionist. He just comes

38:56

from a billionaire family and doesn't do anything. How

39:00

is Ms. Holmes paying her legal expenses?

39:02

I can't, she said. I have to work for

39:04

the rest of my life to try to pay for

39:07

it. I asked if Mr. Evans's

39:09

family was helping to cover her legal expenses.

39:11

She shook her head no. So

39:14

she's saying, oh, I'm just going to pay it back. It's $30

39:16

million so far. An earlier

39:18

legal team quit after Ms. Holmes could not pay them.

39:21

One pre-sentencing report put

39:23

her legal fees at more than $30 million. She

39:25

does not detail how those fees will be paid.

39:28

And her current representatives did not respond

39:31

to emails asking about the financial arrangement. His

39:33

family is paying for it. Just admit it. Of course.

39:35

Yeah. But

39:36

that's not part of their media strategy. Like, this

39:38

whole story is so icky. It

39:41

was so icky. It

39:44

always has been with her. It's funny, because

39:46

I looked at the comments and a lot of people were like, I'm

39:48

so disappointed the New York Times did

39:50

this story. Like, why are you helping

39:53

her push the narrative that it's just a feminism

39:55

blah blah? And it's like, no, they're not. They're exposing

39:57

her. This whole article is really

39:59

funny.

39:59

really clever in the way it's been written. It totally

40:02

exposes her. It never just enough

40:04

rope to hang herself. Yeah, it's like,

40:06

oh my gosh, she comes off like a nutter.

40:09

Yes. Yeah.

40:10

No one had to do this for her. No. Yeah,

40:12

that just allowed her to put it all on display.

40:15

But she's still got all those acolytes who

40:17

worship her.

40:18

People do, people do. She

40:20

says she still wants to be in biotech.

40:24

She had a lot of ideas for how

40:26

to develop more efficient COVID testing.

40:30

During the pandemic. And

40:32

that's essentially what she wants to still

40:34

do with her life is develop,

40:37

invent medical things that

40:40

change the world. Just

40:42

keep her away. Keep her away. Yeah.

40:44

Yeah, she's shown us what she can contribute.

40:47

And it's just horseshit. Yeah, totally.

40:49

There's enough

40:49

of that. Yeah, truly. Maybe

40:52

she stayed in this suite. Well, I was

40:54

just thinking the Oysterbox would never allow that.

40:56

It's outstanding. When she was

40:58

the world's first, like the world's

41:01

first self-made female billionaire

41:03

and a big deal, you know what I mean? Before,

41:06

you know, the

41:07

downfall. She

41:09

might already own one of those merch cats

41:11

of what's his name? Oh,

41:14

Skopanga. Skopanga. No, but I call him

41:16

Hotel Cat. Hotel Cat. She might have

41:18

a Hotel Cat stuffed down wall. I'll be getting

41:20

a Hotel Cat. And that's

41:22

kind of breaking news this week. We're here

41:25

and we'll record another briefing

41:27

news from Kruger National Park

41:30

next week. Yeah, we'll have plenty

41:32

of tales to tell by then. So many tales to tell.

41:36

Recos?

41:38

Something I watched on the plane. Yes. That

41:41

I was just so smitten by. It's absolutely

41:43

charming. It's a 90-minute movie. It

41:46

is a partial animation, stop

41:48

motion animation, which is so impressive

41:51

to watch how just perfectly

41:53

the whole thing is executed. But really, it's

41:56

all about the characters and the stories. And

41:58

it's called Master.

41:59

I was like, I can't believe you've never

42:02

heard of it. Not once. And

42:04

you've never watched any of it before. Never.

42:07

It's crazy.

42:08

No. And like you still haven't explained to me like

42:10

where it all generated

42:11

from. I haven't done it. Like YouTube. There's

42:14

like YouTube videos. Like it's yeah. They

42:17

made all these like short kind

42:19

of videos and then like there were shorter little

42:21

films, but

42:29

it was basically just like a YouTube

42:30

series. Okay. And so

42:32

what it's about is this shell. He's

42:35

like anthropomorphic and

42:37

he lives in a big two story house.

42:40

Voiced by Jenny Slate. So perfectly.

42:43

Just the cutest little character. A

42:45

shell walking around and living his daily

42:47

life and trying to make sure he can live the most fulfilling

42:50

life he possibly can. Even though

42:52

he's experienced a lot of loss recently.

42:55

And it just explores such human

42:58

themes about optimism

43:01

and relationships and community. And

43:05

it's just so funny

43:07

and cute and everything about

43:09

it is just so lovable. So I don't even

43:11

know where you'd find it in Australia. I saw it on the plane. Well,

43:14

it was just so many of her and Oscar. So I'm sure

43:16

it would be on one of the stream. By now, surely. But

43:20

yeah, it's so funny to me

43:22

that you watched it.

43:24

It's such a random thing to watch if you don't know anything

43:26

about it. Yes. To

43:29

click on Marcel the shell with shoes on. It was just

43:31

a little crap shell with shoes.

43:35

Yeah. I

43:37

just clicked movies and then

43:38

I was like, what is that? And then

43:41

like 10 minutes in, I almost

43:43

gave up on it because I was like, oh, this is

43:45

maybe not for me. But I'm

43:47

glad I got past that barrier because it's so

43:50

adorable.

43:50

Yeah, I haven't watched any of it in forever

43:52

and I haven't watched the movie either, but it was really,

43:55

it was a really big kind of what

43:59

do you call it.

43:59

Cult. Cult-y, yeah,

44:02

sort of cult, like cult classic, kind

44:04

of weird left of center

44:06

thing on YouTube

44:07

for a while. I'm gonna have to research it. I haven't

44:09

had time yet, but I'm curious to know the background

44:11

of it. It's one of the biggest things Jenny Slate's ever

44:13

done. Right. Yeah, in terms of creating

44:16

it with her. I think it was her husband

44:17

at the time. It's so original. Yeah. It's

44:19

so great, yeah. Mine are,

44:22

oh, Maintenance Phase had

44:25

an episode that's gonna be a two-parter.

44:28

I think the first part came out today about Oprah

44:30

versus the beef industry. Do

44:32

you remember when that happened? Yeah, Mad Cow disease. Yeah,

44:35

so like back in the 90s when

44:37

there was a big outbreak of Mad Cow,

44:40

Oprah did a show about what

44:42

was going on because everyone was really frightened and

44:45

Oprah just off the cuff said, "'Geez,

44:47

I'm definitely gonna think twice "'about buying beef

44:49

at the moment." And beef sales

44:52

plummeted, not because she said

44:54

that, just because everyone knew Mad Cow was going around,

44:56

so they were avoiding buying beef. It's

44:58

like when the supermarket says, "'Oh, there's an outbreak

45:01

of salmonella "'and packaged salads and you

45:03

just don't buy them for a while.'" But

45:06

the beef industry decided to blame

45:08

Oprah and they took her to court for

45:10

saying that. And that's when she met

45:12

Dr. Phil quite famously because he came on

45:14

her legal team to help her as a

45:17

psychologist, support, motivational,

45:20

whatever. But yeah, so it's

45:22

a two-parter about that

45:24

whole saga. The first part's

45:27

really, really good.

45:27

And I

45:30

watched a show on the plane called,

45:34

"'Am I Being Unreasonable?" And

45:36

it's by this English

45:39

comedian called Daisy Mae Cooper. And

45:41

I had seen a bunch of clips of it on

45:43

TikTok. So there's some really funny clips

45:45

on TikTok of her with her

45:48

character has a little son who is disabled and

45:53

he's really funny and they're really funny

45:55

together, like just quite sarcastic

45:58

and sardonic together.

45:59

even though he's like a primary school

46:02

student, he's like wise beyond his years and hilarious. And

46:04

so there's all these funny clips of the two of them on YouTube.

46:06

And so I just sort of figured, oh, it must be a funny

46:08

show about like a single mom

46:11

or something, a kid or something. So it's on the plane,

46:13

it's only six parts.

46:13

And

46:16

it's weird. Like

46:19

I recommend it, but also I don't,

46:21

but I do. Like it

46:25

goes in a direction. The

46:27

last episode

46:29

spun me out, spun

46:32

me out. It's the

46:34

whole way through the six episodes, she's having

46:36

flashbacks to something that happened in

46:38

her life.

46:41

And then when you see in the last

46:44

episode, what actually happened,

46:46

I just, I

46:49

cut, I don't. What Headspace

46:52

should we be in? No, it's a funny show.

46:55

No, it's a funny show. It's a really

46:57

funny show, but then the last

46:59

episode, you're like,

47:01

what the hell? Like it's

47:03

a comedy. It's like they would call, I would

47:05

say it's like a comedy drama,

47:08

but like more comedy than drama.

47:11

And the last episode is just

47:13

like, you

47:16

realize you are watching an entirely

47:18

different show to what you thought you were watching the last five episodes.

47:21

And there are six of them and they're like 25 minutes

47:23

each. So it's not like,

47:25

but yeah, am I being unreasonable? I

47:28

don't know. I just want people

47:30

to watch it. Cause I want to like talk to them about what had happened.

47:32

Okay. Homework everyone. Yeah.

47:36

We'll see you next week from another

47:38

place in South Africa. South party. South

47:41

party in South Africa. See

47:44

ya. Bye. Bye.

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