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Sometimes it feels like the world is
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moving at hyper speed and you can't
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features. It's the K-99.1 FM 730.
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Second date of date. All right,
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lifting up! Morning. Hi. Who is
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this? I don't know, I detect
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a little... A little what?
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A little flavor. Little accent.
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Who's... Wow, are you... Who is
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this? Hi, uh... Hello, my name
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is Connor. and yeah I'm hoping
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you guys can help me out.
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I met this lovely lady named
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Kelsey at the gym and well
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to give you the whole thing
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I met her at the gym
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I've had to crush her for
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a while and to be honest
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with you I think I'm not
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going to lie. I think it's
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my first charm that I kind
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of wanted over. I can see
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that. Winning us over right now,
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Connor. I can tell that, Connor.
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Thank you. So we went to
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Flanagan because... Of course. Well, yeah,
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I know. But honestly, it makes
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me feel at home. And so
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I had some drinks. I had
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a few laughs. Yeah, it was
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a grand time and I haven't
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heard from her since. I'm wondering
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if you guys can help me
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out. So Kelsey and you, obviously
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you are Irish, right? That is
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true, yes. Okay. Well, any accent,
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would you? I'm a sucker for
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it. I know, yeah, usually most
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women are. Yeah. So she's just
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like not responded to anything to
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you at all then, Connor? Yeah, no,
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I've, I've, I've, I've, you know, of
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course, called her and everything and had her
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ever since and yeah, no, it's nothing. So
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you haven't seen her at the gym? No,
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I'm not. I've not seen her at the
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gym. Well, maybe we should give her a
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call. Let's see what happened. You're okay
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with that, Connor? Alex, that's what
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I'm calling. Okay, so we are
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going to, about 10 minutes from
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now, we're going to give her
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a call and if you can
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hang out that long, we'll, we'll
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see what's that long, we'll see
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what's up. Okay, so I'm anxious
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to see what's going on with
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this, aren't you? Let's figure it
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out. Be real quiet. Because it
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makes you feel like you're at
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home. You're from Ireland. How long
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have you been in the States?
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Oh, about four years. Four
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years. Four years. I like
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it. It's a cool accent.
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Ladies like it too. Okay.
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All right. Sounds good. Hello,
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yeah, is this Kelsey? Yeah, this
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is Kelsey. Hey Kelsey, it's
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Nancy and Woody from K-99.1
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FM. Hey, girl. Hi, how are you
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doing? We're good. How are you today?
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Uh, I don't know. What's up? Do
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you feel lucky? Maybe? Maybe a little
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luck of the Irish? We talked to
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Connor. Oh, I thought maybe I won
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something. I didn't win anything. Well, you
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could have won a pot of gold.
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I mean, the accent and everything.
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Girl, my God. He said, you
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guys went out? You even went
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to Flanagan's right? Oh, yeah. And
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he's been trying to call you
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text you and you won't answer
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any of them after the date.
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What's up, girl? This sounds good.
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I mean, this is ridiculous. I
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can't believe this liar wants a
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second date. This is ridiculous. A
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liar? What do you mean by that?
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All girl, Tell. Do you spill the
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tea? I thought he was so cute,
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right? And he had these stories growing
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up in Ireland. It was fascinating. and
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like, I don't know, there were some
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things I was like, where are you
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from? And he was like, well, I've
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been here a few years now, so
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my accent sometimes is different or whatever.
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And then, then, shut up, he's not
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actually from Ireland. When we're at dinner,
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somebody he knew came up to say
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hi, and this guy immediately asked, like,
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why are you talking with an accent?
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They grew up together in Tip City.
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He's a tip city red devil? What?
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So like, oh my, it was so
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weird. I was just like, what is
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this? so not so like yeah no
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I'm good okay hang on what yeah
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you're saying that he put on this
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act basically he is acting as he
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is from Ireland and he's not yeah
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and it wasn't just like a it
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wasn't if you do it like fast
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and funny in a bar like for
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drinks and stuff that's one thing but
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like we are sitting down and he's
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telling stories about childhood it was like
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pathological like it wasn't just like funny
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accent it was like really involved and
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that was the scary part like I
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thought about it I was like oh
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my god he was really sort of
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invested in this like oh no I
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mean it's kind of funny now but
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also like he's kind of a scary
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dude like I think he's a little
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crazy. Kelso did he keep going after
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the guy walked away with the accent?
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He tried to explain at first and
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then he was like yeah yeah and
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I was like I gotta go. I
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just wanted to get out of there
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because it was like, it just felt,
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it was just a next level weird,
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I just couldn't. Call him out, Woody.
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All right, Connor, you're on the phone,
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you got to explain yourself, what's going
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on? Yeah, I mean, I'm from Dip
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City. What? Wait a minute. Where's the
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first delightful accent? Where's the grand accent?
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Yes, what are you doing? What are
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you doing? Look, my great-great-grandfathers from Ireland,
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okay? Oh my, this is like, your
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great-great-grandfather? Oh my, yeah. like I am
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Irish and so like it's not the
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biggest deal in the world like I've
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been there you know I feel like
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it's part of me you know I'm
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like we've told a great-great-grandfather when did
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your great-grandfather come over like 1900 when
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I think this is You guys, you
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guys, please, I can't, you have to
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let me go. I mean, he straight
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up lied to us too. We asked
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him how many years he's been in
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the States and he said four. Sounds
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like he's been here his entire life.
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Is this your way to pick up
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chicks? I mean, no, it's, you know,
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it helps me to meet people sometimes,
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but no, it's not like a move
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or anything like that. put on this
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Irish accent for the rest of your
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life? I feel like it's a part
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of me. So I don't, it's like
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putting on something. But you're misrepresenting yourself,
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Connor. I mean, you, you're, I mean.
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But I'm not. I told you I'm
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Irish. Like, you know, from Ireland. Yeah,
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but what the fate, you're from Tip
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City, dude. We know people from Tip
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City. They don't talk that way. They're
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like, what's the big deal. They're, you
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know, you're full of Lorny. That's what
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it is. I don't see a problem
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with it. And like I said, like
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Kelsey, we had a good time, we
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had a great time, so I don't
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know why we can't, we can't, you
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know. We can't, there is going back
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out, isn't it? Well, yeah, I, I
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don't, okay, listen, maybe someone will find
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that charming, but I don't, I think,
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but I wish you all the best,
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how about that? Please explain to him.
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I can't do this. She's
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not not after your lucky right.
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All right. I don't even don't
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even know if
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we should offer a
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second date because
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it sounds pretty much
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like. it It's not
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happening much like. It's not
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up, but she's she got
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right, done. All right. Sorry, Connor.
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I I know. I don't
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know how to help
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this. one thing to
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speak speak with, family
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members, like the older
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his have accents. So
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maybe he does
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have a little bit
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of that, but
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you can't lie about
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where you're from. so
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Like it tells
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stories about growing up
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in Ireland when
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you grew up in
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you can't lie mean, I
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visited there. Like, tell stories
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this ain't gonna
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happen in I'm sorry. you
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grew up in Tip City. I mean,
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I visited there. Okay. Yeah. This ain't
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gonna happen there, Connor. I'm sorry.
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