The story of Connor and Kelsey

The story of Connor and Kelsey

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The story of Connor and Kelsey

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The story of Connor and Kelsey

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Sometimes it feels like the world is

0:02

moving at hyper speed and you can't

0:04

keep up because it's one thing than

0:06

another and don't forget the meeting on

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the yoga class in the dinner reservation,

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but then... You get into the all-new

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from the panoramic moon roof while the

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the day and you realize that sometimes

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features. It's the K-99.1 FM 730.

0:34

Second date of date. All right,

0:36

lifting up! Morning. Hi. Who is

0:38

this? I don't know, I detect

0:41

a little... A little what?

0:43

A little flavor. Little accent.

0:45

Who's... Wow, are you... Who is

0:47

this? Hi, uh... Hello, my name

0:50

is Connor. and yeah I'm hoping

0:52

you guys can help me out.

0:54

I met this lovely lady named

0:57

Kelsey at the gym and well

0:59

to give you the whole thing

1:01

I met her at the gym

1:04

I've had to crush her for

1:06

a while and to be honest

1:08

with you I think I'm not

1:11

going to lie. I think it's

1:13

my first charm that I kind

1:15

of wanted over. I can see

1:17

that. Winning us over right now,

1:19

Connor. I can tell that, Connor.

1:22

Thank you. So we went to

1:24

Flanagan because... Of course. Well, yeah,

1:26

I know. But honestly, it makes

1:28

me feel at home. And so

1:30

I had some drinks. I had

1:32

a few laughs. Yeah, it was

1:34

a grand time and I haven't

1:36

heard from her since. I'm wondering

1:38

if you guys can help me

1:41

out. So Kelsey and you, obviously

1:43

you are Irish, right? That is

1:45

true, yes. Okay. Well, any accent,

1:47

would you? I'm a sucker for

1:49

it. I know, yeah, usually most

1:52

women are. Yeah. So she's just

1:54

like not responded to anything to

1:56

you at all then, Connor? Yeah, no,

1:59

I've, I've, I've, I've, you know, of

2:01

course, called her and everything and had her

2:03

ever since and yeah, no, it's nothing. So

2:05

you haven't seen her at the gym? No,

2:07

I'm not. I've not seen her at the

2:10

gym. Well, maybe we should give her a

2:12

call. Let's see what happened. You're okay

2:14

with that, Connor? Alex, that's what

2:16

I'm calling. Okay, so we are

2:18

going to, about 10 minutes from

2:20

now, we're going to give her

2:23

a call and if you can

2:25

hang out that long, we'll, we'll

2:27

see what's that long, we'll see

2:29

what's up. Okay, so I'm anxious

2:31

to see what's going on with

2:34

this, aren't you? Let's figure it

2:36

out. Be real quiet. Because it

2:38

makes you feel like you're at

2:40

home. You're from Ireland. How long

2:43

have you been in the States?

2:45

Oh, about four years. Four

2:47

years. Four years. I like

2:49

it. It's a cool accent.

2:51

Ladies like it too. Okay.

2:53

All right. Sounds good. Hello,

3:00

yeah, is this Kelsey? Yeah, this

3:03

is Kelsey. Hey Kelsey, it's

3:05

Nancy and Woody from K-99.1

3:07

FM. Hey, girl. Hi, how are you

3:09

doing? We're good. How are you today?

3:11

Uh, I don't know. What's up? Do

3:14

you feel lucky? Maybe? Maybe a little

3:16

luck of the Irish? We talked to

3:18

Connor. Oh, I thought maybe I won

3:20

something. I didn't win anything. Well, you

3:23

could have won a pot of gold.

3:25

I mean, the accent and everything.

3:27

Girl, my God. He said, you

3:29

guys went out? You even went

3:32

to Flanagan's right? Oh, yeah. And

3:34

he's been trying to call you

3:36

text you and you won't answer

3:38

any of them after the date.

3:40

What's up, girl? This sounds good.

3:43

I mean, this is ridiculous. I

3:45

can't believe this liar wants a

3:47

second date. This is ridiculous. A

3:49

liar? What do you mean by that?

3:51

All girl, Tell. Do you spill the

3:53

tea? I thought he was so cute,

3:56

right? And he had these stories growing

3:58

up in Ireland. It was fascinating. and

4:00

like, I don't know, there were some

4:02

things I was like, where are you

4:04

from? And he was like, well, I've

4:07

been here a few years now, so

4:09

my accent sometimes is different or whatever.

4:11

And then, then, shut up, he's not

4:13

actually from Ireland. When we're at dinner,

4:15

somebody he knew came up to say

4:18

hi, and this guy immediately asked, like,

4:20

why are you talking with an accent?

4:22

They grew up together in Tip City.

4:24

He's a tip city red devil? What?

4:27

So like, oh my, it was so

4:29

weird. I was just like, what is

4:31

this? so not so like yeah no

4:33

I'm good okay hang on what yeah

4:36

you're saying that he put on this

4:38

act basically he is acting as he

4:40

is from Ireland and he's not yeah

4:42

and it wasn't just like a it

4:45

wasn't if you do it like fast

4:47

and funny in a bar like for

4:49

drinks and stuff that's one thing but

4:51

like we are sitting down and he's

4:53

telling stories about childhood it was like

4:56

pathological like it wasn't just like funny

4:58

accent it was like really involved and

5:00

that was the scary part like I

5:02

thought about it I was like oh

5:05

my god he was really sort of

5:07

invested in this like oh no I

5:09

mean it's kind of funny now but

5:11

also like he's kind of a scary

5:14

dude like I think he's a little

5:16

crazy. Kelso did he keep going after

5:18

the guy walked away with the accent?

5:20

He tried to explain at first and

5:22

then he was like yeah yeah and

5:25

I was like I gotta go. I

5:27

just wanted to get out of there

5:29

because it was like, it just felt,

5:31

it was just a next level weird,

5:34

I just couldn't. Call him out, Woody.

5:36

All right, Connor, you're on the phone,

5:38

you got to explain yourself, what's going

5:40

on? Yeah, I mean, I'm from Dip

5:43

City. What? Wait a minute. Where's the

5:45

first delightful accent? Where's the grand accent?

5:47

Yes, what are you doing? What are

5:49

you doing? Look, my great-great-grandfathers from Ireland,

5:52

okay? Oh my, this is like, your

5:54

great-great-grandfather? Oh my, yeah. like I am

5:56

Irish and so like it's not the

5:58

biggest deal in the world like I've

6:00

been there you know I feel like

6:03

it's part of me you know I'm

6:05

like we've told a great-great-grandfather when did

6:07

your great-grandfather come over like 1900 when

6:09

I think this is You guys, you

6:12

guys, please, I can't, you have to

6:14

let me go. I mean, he straight

6:16

up lied to us too. We asked

6:18

him how many years he's been in

6:21

the States and he said four. Sounds

6:23

like he's been here his entire life.

6:25

Is this your way to pick up

6:27

chicks? I mean, no, it's, you know,

6:30

it helps me to meet people sometimes,

6:32

but no, it's not like a move

6:34

or anything like that. put on this

6:36

Irish accent for the rest of your

6:38

life? I feel like it's a part

6:41

of me. So I don't, it's like

6:43

putting on something. But you're misrepresenting yourself,

6:45

Connor. I mean, you, you're, I mean.

6:47

But I'm not. I told you I'm

6:50

Irish. Like, you know, from Ireland. Yeah,

6:52

but what the fate, you're from Tip

6:54

City, dude. We know people from Tip

6:56

City. They don't talk that way. They're

6:59

like, what's the big deal. They're, you

7:01

know, you're full of Lorny. That's what

7:03

it is. I don't see a problem

7:05

with it. And like I said, like

7:07

Kelsey, we had a good time, we

7:10

had a great time, so I don't

7:12

know why we can't, we can't, you

7:14

know. We can't, there is going back

7:16

out, isn't it? Well, yeah, I, I

7:19

don't, okay, listen, maybe someone will find

7:21

that charming, but I don't, I think,

7:23

but I wish you all the best,

7:25

how about that? Please explain to him.

7:28

I can't do this. She's

7:30

not not after your lucky right.

7:32

All right. I don't even don't

7:34

even know if

7:37

we should offer a

7:39

second date because

7:41

it sounds pretty much

7:43

like. it It's not

7:45

happening much like. It's not

7:48

up, but she's she got

7:50

right, done. All right. Sorry, Connor.

7:52

I I know. I don't

7:54

know how to help

7:57

this. one thing to

7:59

speak speak with, family

8:01

members, like the older

8:03

his have accents. So

8:06

maybe he does

8:08

have a little bit

8:10

of that, but

8:12

you can't lie about

8:15

where you're from. so

8:17

Like it tells

8:19

stories about growing up

8:21

in Ireland when

8:23

you grew up in

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you can't lie mean, I

8:28

visited there. Like, tell stories

8:30

this ain't gonna

8:32

happen in I'm sorry. you

8:35

grew up in Tip City. I mean,

8:37

I visited there. Okay. Yeah. This ain't

8:39

gonna happen there, Connor. I'm sorry.

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