The story of Emily and Connor

The story of Emily and Connor

Released Tuesday, 17th December 2024
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The story of Emily and Connor

The story of Emily and Connor

The story of Emily and Connor

Tuesday, 17th December 2024
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All right lifting Emily. this is Emily. how are

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you today? are I'm doing well. How are

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you? how We're good. good. What you doing? Well, I

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went to I, I went to this

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really great sort of like almost like was sort of

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like a almost like a high school

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class reunion. There are a lot of

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people there that we went to

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high school with and this guy invited

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me. It was really fun because got a

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chance to see all these people I

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hadn't seen in a long time. seen

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And it was really lovely. The food

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was great. was had a wonderful time. But

1:05

time, not responding to my text

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now, and I'm not sure what

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happened, huh? Yeah, I mean they've got

1:11

a lot of people in people in common. Right.

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would be kind of easy would be some

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history there too as well. What was his

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name? too as well. What was his name? Yeah. I'm Connor.

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high school. high school. Connor school, school, yeah. And

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know, we were friendly then and it

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was really nice of him to

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invite me, and I thought he

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was interested, so I'm not sure

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what happened. happened. we can find out for her.

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I think we should give c we should give do

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you think, Emily? do you think, I'm really

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curious to hear. I hope it's good,

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positive. good, I hope he wants to

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see me again. to see me again. just give

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us about ten minutes and we'll call Connor up

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for minutes and we'll sounds good for you,

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the Okay, .1 It's the K-99.1

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FM, 730. Second date of date.

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What's happening? So Emily, you went, you

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hooked up with Connor, and he he

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invited you to kind of a

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high school giving where you you all know

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knew a whole whole bunch of people, right? Yeah that's

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that's right. did you have you have to bring

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something to this friend's giving? giving? Yeah,

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everyone was asked to bring some kind

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of dish, so I decided to bring to

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bring Woody's favorite devil's egg. a really good recipe. good

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recipe? The only dangerous thing about deviled

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eggs is eggs is a bunch of

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people there of people got to be

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so you gotta be bunch of people

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don't a bunch of people don't like it but I eat deviled

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eggs. Okay. Okay, so we're gonna

2:25

give Connor a call, so you

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just kind of listen in

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the background, okay? to give

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Connor a

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call, Yeah,

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we're looking for someone named

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Connor. Speaking. Connor, how are you

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this morning? Good. What's up? Connor is

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a busy man. He's like, let's get to

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the point here. busy man. Well, I don't know

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if you've got color. ID, but we

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are Nancy and Woody from

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okay? music station in town. You're

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kidding me. No, it's true. it's

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I didn't even look at

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the look at caller I thought I

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was getting spammed again or something.

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Don't we all? something. Don't we all? I

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apologize. Do you guys listen to the

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show? Do you listen very much? show? Do do.

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listen? I do much? I construction do. I

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do. I from Brookfield, but I

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do I do listen to you

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guys as much as I

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can you know I the day

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You see it's about guys as much as

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I What do we do during

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that time You know, you know, it's about 730.

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You're going to call somebody. You're going to call somebody and

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do something goofy, I'm sure. Well, yeah. It's second date

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update, Connor, you happen to know

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who we talked to before we

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called you to I'm not dating

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anybody right now, but dating anybody I

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don't know who but I don't know. I don't a

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date with me, you're went on a date

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with Did you not go to

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a you giving with Emily? a friend's giving

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with Emily? Oh boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. She kind of said, Yeah.

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she said, Woody. She kind of

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that you invited her to a Friends Giving with a her to

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a friend's giving with a bunch of people

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you guys all went to high school And

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she had a great time and can't

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get a hold of you now. Yeah,

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dude. She brought deviled eggs Yeah, she

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brought something up there. All right, so

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I mean it don't get me wrong

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Yeah, I haven't seen Emily and you

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know since high school. It was kind

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of cool to reconnect with her and

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all but man I guess I just

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I can't even say it man. She

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just did something Oh, I mean I'm

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not bad. Could it be what he

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come out with it Connor? No, I'm

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not I don't even know if I

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should say this on a radio man.

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I mean, listen, I had a

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nice dinner. Everybody brought, it

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was like, you know, potluck stuff

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and everybody was eating and

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everything was having a good time.

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And after dinner, me and

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my boys, we were like, we

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were going to go outside

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and, you know, play some football,

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so the football around, right?

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play Play some catch. and And

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he went to the bathroom

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and when we went outside and

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when we were outside just

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tossing it around you know, picking teams,

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we could start start something,

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you know, and It's

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me make me gag anyway

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she was... inside the

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bathroom my butt like was

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like marking off you know

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the field where he was

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in bounds and out of

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bounds and he went over

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by the bathroom and he

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He stepped in poop right

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poop Okay. Do you have a dog or something? No.

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There was no

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dog. no nothing. right?

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He... You understand

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URGH! Are you okay Connor?

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It's like I can taste it.

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I can taste it in

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my mouth it was so gross

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there was poop you know

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from a human What? Bro, I

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mean who does that who

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poops outside of house for crying out

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loud. Somebody pooped outside? Is that what

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you're saying or what? She did.

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This girl, I don't know what

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the hell was going on with her,

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what was - - But clearly you could see

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see the window was open open

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my buddy looked in in

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he was like he was like, whoa, whoa,

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who does that? I mean, mean, who

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does that? mean, go, you on,

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you just don't human being at being

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is that? moment, she thought. you know

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what, I think I should, I should throw

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my poop out the window

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out loud for my god you

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guys this is so embarrassing

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but I have to stand

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up for myself here but

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one stand up was number myself here. Oh

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my I did not Thank you. My

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hand. Okay, so have you ever

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clogged a toilet right I'm sure

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you ever I'm sure you

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have like it's a human

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thing it's human nature Like, we

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all have all have these things

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a bad had a bad

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incident, And I don't know if we've got

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don't know our boat before. our

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boat before we don't bail it out

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onto the sidewalk You just flush it you

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keep keep flushing, you wait, you wait, you It

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was a really bad situation. It tried

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to flush it, but it wouldn't

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go down. to flush it, but it started

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looking in the in the I They

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did not even have a the, in

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in the bathroom. they So even to

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try to flush it. And the

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thing is I'm bobbing

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around to flush it. And the thing

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is just like your heart drop a

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little bit door. Did you pick with your

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bare hands? bare hands? I didn't, no, of

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of course not. That's disgusting. Oh,

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well, okay, that is. this is This

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is perfectly normal. scooped it

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out, I scooped it out

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with like a washcloth and like, I didn't think

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didn't think anyone was going outside.

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Nobody told me they were

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going outside to play football. I

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figured I figured was out the window

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about the window and would, people would

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figure like like neighborhood dog and dog

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and something. or something. Okay, so let's get this

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get this straight. What are are you

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following this? Oh, to, Nancy. not to,

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guys are outside playing football. outside

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playing football. poop. It was from

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you, Emily. It was from you, Emily, right? And

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you threw it out. I mean, I

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didn't lean it. I didn't throw it like a

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football. I just kind of dropped it That

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makes that makes an excuse

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to the hand towel I

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you Stuffed it

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in the bottom of my purse

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because I didn't want to leave

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it there. I know that's gross

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But like I took it home

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and I'll return it. I think

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that's a stain. You just can't

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get rid of Emily of would

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have come and got me to

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help you not throwing poop around I

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love you. You don't get the zoom, you don't do that. That's

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crazy. Well, maybe this is intriguing to me,

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what do you I think you're

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right? Yeah, we can set you

8:41

guys back up on a second

8:43

date where I think pick up the

8:45

tab Yeah. want to go, right? you

8:47

There's only one rule up on a second date

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where we pick up the I go on

8:51

a date with this woman? Oh to

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go, You're so rude one rule. Good, Beth. If

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she promised it around my friend's house.

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Are you crazy I sure you don't

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shake hands with this woman woman. The

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K-99.1-F-M-730 second date update.

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