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the .1 Second date update.
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All right, lift it up!
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up! name is my name is it how's
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it going guys? Mike, you You sound like
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a nice dude. What's going on today? on today? Well,
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I'm trying to see if help me
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reconnect with a girl I went on
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a date with on a date know just a
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really quick backstory for you guys for
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you work as a bartender in town, know. nothing
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fancy you know, what I do but I love
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girl I do. And this came in with she came
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in with her know I'm a know, I'm a
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a flirty guy you know I try
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I'm trying to get those tips but
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it just it just night was
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going on night was like a really
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special thing a really special. You you know
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wasn't just putting it on for on
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money a certain point I felt like
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a real connection was there like a real
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connection was there. So we, uh, we changed actually left
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her number on left her number on the receipt that she
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was it was like wow I feel
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like I'm in a movie with
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this woman a movie with this I
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love that! that. Yeah, like you know,
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you always see and I was like I one's
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ever gonna do that and then Carly did and
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I was like oh my god what then it
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made me feel really special was like, oh my God, what a,
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like, go on the date, I thought it
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was awesome. So then and now I just we go
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from her, so I'm hoping you guys can it
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give me a little, give me a little
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I reaching out to her figure
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out what's going on. Do you know
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what? I can tell he's a bartender
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He's got that perfect gift for getting
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the message across here, or figure out people wanting
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to help you like we do. Well
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I love hearing that guy. Hey, Mike,
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you laid it all out for us.
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Give us about 10 minutes and we'll
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call Carly for you, okay? All right,
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thanks, guys. It's the K-99.1 FM, 730.
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Second date of date. What's happening? So,
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Mike, just to get this straight, you
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met Carly while you were working. As
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a bartender, where do you work? Oh,
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I honestly guys, I'd probably rather not
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say. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, but listen,
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if you're looking for the oldest old-fashioned,
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then you couldn't find me. Okay. Interesting.
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We'll get this information off the air,
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Woody. Okay. All right. All right. All
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right. Be real quiet. We're going to
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call Carly. Hello Carly, it's Nancy and
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Woody from K99.1 FM. Oh gosh, you're
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catching me a kind of a bad
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time. It's sort of a cold. I'm
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sorry for the vocal fry. That's okay.
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So went on. Well, we, on our
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show every weekday, around this time, we
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try to get couples to go back
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on a second date, right, Woody? That's
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right. Yep, they go out on that
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first one and one person has a
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good time, they can't call the other
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one, so they call us to do
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that for them. So that's what Mike
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did. Oh, no. He sounded really great.
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Sometimes you get like a vibe. We
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liked him. No? Like, I get it.
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Mike was, oh gosh, okay, I feel
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bad. Mike is like very, very sweet.
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He's super cute, like for sure, definitely
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a hobby, but like, he's just, he's
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weird. You gotta explain more about this,
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Carly. Weird is broad. Narrow it down.
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All right, I'll spell the tea, I
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know, like, it's just, oh my gosh,
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it pains me because it's like, it's
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tough when you meet some. who's nice,
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you hate to him
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them apart but this
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was this was a
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lot lot, this a
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lot okay okay, when
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I met him he
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was working I don't know
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if I don't know
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if he told
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you but he's a
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bartender and so
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when I was a
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patron on the other he's
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on the other
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side of the bar
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he was just
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like a really great
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listener you know
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like I could of
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just say whatever
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and he was just
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really engaged and
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kind like you it's know
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it felt like there
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was some flirty
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banter my left my
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number like he really was
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like was in in
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and seemed really chill like
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I I couldn't wait to go
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on a date with him. I was
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genuinely like very excited very all caught
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up in this up I can't imagine how
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it went went south the problem is like
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when you're a bartender a kind of
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a one -sided kind of a for the most
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part like you're at work. You don't
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share too much about for the when you're
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on a date, then you start to
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you know share about much and what Mike
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wanted to share on a
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date, then you I mean
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the entire date
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was what Mike wanted to share, the
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entire date, and I mean, the entire date, was
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that aliens are all around
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us. His friends have been
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abducted. He's like, there be aliens walking
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around this restaurant right now.
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right now. - He's not wrong.
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Come on, mean - He's not
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wrong. wrong. not wrong. I I
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did not get that not
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all. at all. I I mean, Carly, So
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So give us some more scoopage.
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It was intense. lot. It was
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a lot. I'm talking I'm talking
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like every time I would
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try to like pivot the conversation something else
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it could still be be back to
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extraterrestrial stuff like just matter what it was was
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I'll be like hey do you you want to
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have do you want you want to go have
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these on this appetizer know don't need
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to wow that that appetizer I hear it's
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really good it's like out of this
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world you know what else is out
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of this world is out of this no matter
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what it just like what it matter what
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happened he could always always always bring
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it back to that bring it back to that make
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sense didn't it just a little kind
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of crazy a little kind of a little me say of
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crazy I feel like it's probably a little less
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taboo these days because like the government's like,
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yeah sure aliens exist, like it's kind of
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like shoehorn that in there. They do. I
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don't know mid-covid, but now like, okay, while
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it's like a little bit more acceptable, it's
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not acceptable when it's literally the only thing
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we'll talk about while on a date with
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a human who's not an alien. So like
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it just is a lot. Glad we cleared
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that up. I have too. I think she
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felt like she needed to. Right. I don't
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know. I just, I can't do it. I
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had a good point to that because I
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know the statistics. I've seen the documents. They
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have aliens that write Patterson Air Force Base.
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I know it. They have them there. You
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should honestly do some research on Reddit because
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that is where the real documents are being
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put. You know, we think that the media
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is like helping us see what we want
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to see, but you start listening to like
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credit, the people that really connect to the
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dots. I'm also a huge believer in all
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the things that George Nori has to say.
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Love George. Oh, see you guys are believers
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as well. Well, I mean, yeah. What he
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is. Love aliens. Like, I truly love this
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for you, Mike. I love you. Super interested
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in something. I went on a date with
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you. I wasn't trying to be like the
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second chair to your like brand new alien
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podcast or whatever it was you were trying
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to do. So you certainly won't be after
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the date because you didn't confirm or let
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me know any of your feelings about it.
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So yeah, you're definitely not going to be
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in the podcast I start eventually because they
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need to hear that we know they are
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here. I'll come on your podcast Mike. We
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can chop it up not aliens. Thank you.
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I appreciate that. Can you spare me $100
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to start? No. I can't. So were your
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friends really abducted really? Oh man. Maybe that's
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an offline topic. Unequivically, yes, he absolutely was.
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What was it like? You, okay, so you
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guys know the show dateline, right? It feels
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like it's. always same show over and
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over again. My My
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friend said said he's been
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stuck on a loop
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of watching the exact
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same one in his
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mind aliens did did that.
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He's not choosing to
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watch that same episode. The
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aliens and put it in his it
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in his brain all
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that all he thinks this
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this one specific Date
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Line episode. Carly, we
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need to get our
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our hats, don't you
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think? I'm I'm just saying,
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imagine meeting a hot guy who's super
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nice and then this
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is what ends up
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happening. Like really disappointing. I
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just wanted to dive past the alien
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narrative on our date. That would have
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been would have been all true, but like it we didn't
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you to make sure you got it? make
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sure you got feel like you I it. Okay,
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here's where we do the second Okay, here's
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where we do the you know, you if you
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agree not to talk about aliens, maybe
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you guys would want to go out
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on a second want to go out by us.
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We'll pay for everything. Yeah, you guys
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both just have to say pay for know,
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I can try to pull it back
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a little bit, but if it comes
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up, I'm not going to hold back. know,
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can't. It's bad. I back a like it's
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asking for trouble. if it comes up, I'm not going to
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hold back. can't. I, it's bad. I drive Saturn, things you
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