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This is writer and game designer Robin
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D. Laws. And this is game
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designer and writer Kenneth Hite. And
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this is our podcast. Ken and
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Robin, talk about stuff. Bandwith brought
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to you by Pelgrane Press. Stuff
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we're here to talk about in
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this episode include... A hush-up request.
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Swindler Golden Booz Ernie. A white
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stag shot in Merseyside. And Nos-foratus,
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a cultist production designer. Ah
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Spring, time for planting seeds and
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utter carnage in the garden. Wait,
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what was that last one? You
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heard me Robin, it's time for
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some good old-fashioned garden warfare. Vicious
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gardens is the new card game
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where you combine the joy of
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horticulture with the thrill of being
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a total jerk. Okay, hold on,
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I thought we were talking about
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gardening. We are, because in vicious
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gardens... You're not just planting petunias,
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my friend. You're sabotaging others in
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a cozy cutthroat competition. Okay, that
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sounds a bit intense for my
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usual pansies and peonies. Oh,
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this is way beyond pansies,
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my friend. This is a
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battle for garden domination. You've
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got to sabotage your opponents,
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steal their plants, and choke
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out their prize-winning produce. So
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it's a strategy game, but
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with... plants. You got it,
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because the best gardeners are
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willing to get their hands
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dirty. Okay, I'm strangely into
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this. Where can I join
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in the horticultural havoc? Vicious
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for the meanest, greenest
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garden milieu ever. of
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Dice, the thump of miniatures, the
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crunch of Doritos in the benevolent
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gaze of Peter Frampton, coming alive,
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welcomed us once more into the
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gaming hut, and when we enter
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the gaming hut, well, there's a
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man sitting on the other side
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of the gaming hut table and
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a swivel chair in his back
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to us, and he spins around
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and he's a British character actor
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and he says, have you told
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anyone else about this? That question
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posed to us. by beloved Patrick
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Becker Sikander when the PCs show
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up and reveal something awful to
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the authority and he says, have
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you told anyone else? The obvious
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thing as Sikander knows by now
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is that said higher up is
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the master trader bad guy but
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what if he's just a Percy
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Allen styling empire building jerk? So
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our question Robin is middle management.
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of the bad guys and how
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do we get them into the
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game correct right or in fact
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are they bad guys or just
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other antagonists right yeah can we
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can we use them as tools
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right and so for those who've
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forgotten momentarily who Percy Allen is
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he's a character from the John
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LaCray books he's the the more
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Weasley bureaucratic head of the circus
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who takes over after control. He
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objected or leaves, I've forgotten exactly.
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Also if you watch slow horses,
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every season has either the same
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or a different Weasley antagonist, secondary
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guy within the organization who is
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causing problems for either the Gary
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Goldman character or the Kristen Scott
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Thomas character or, you know, eventually
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generally, generally, both. And often there's
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the Weasley Fool has taken over
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and that's a big element in
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the latest season, the fourth season,
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which I've just started watching. So
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I guess the question is, is
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it a mystery whether your boss is
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the bad guy and do you start
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investigating your boss, but you've possibly... we
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find out is only a weasel? Or
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do you get to figure that out
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relatively quickly and then realize that the
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boss is a secondary antagonist? And I
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guess the question is, you know, which
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of those is, will seem more interesting
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and fresh to your players. Yeah, the
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our boss is a traitor may be
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the oldest and most hackneyed spy plot
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ever. So when you take the information
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to the proper authorities, if the proper
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authorities are suborned by your boss, that
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obviously, you know, put yourself in the
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hands of the bad guys and then
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have to have a throwing escape. If
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it is a alibi, then what you
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have is someone who's going to try
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and muffle you and keep you
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offside because their career is based
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on not... ticking off the actual boss,
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who is, as we've learned, the actual
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trader. And so, the sort of the
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secret is, I suppose, dependent on how
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much bureaucratic factioning you want in your
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organization, be it a spy organization or
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a castle in a fantasy land,
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because to some players anything that
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happens back at HQ is a black
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box and it's only where they reload
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their spider their laser pen and then
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they go back out and have another
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adventure and discovering that you know Miss
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Money Penny is a traitor is boring
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and pointless to the point of
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the story which is going out
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and blowing up volcano villains but if
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the story conversely is more sort of
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night's black agent's conspiracy following clues type
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game, then maybe it becomes valuable that
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the organization that you are, you know,
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getting voices on the tape from is
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riven by factions and that one of
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those factions is trying to, you
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know, shut you aside and another
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of those factions is actually a vampire
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and is trying to kill you. Right.
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I think the thing about putting any
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choice before the players is you have
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to take a step back and ask
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yourself if they follow either choice. Is
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there one of those choices that
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leads to something that will annoy
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them? Are both choices equally interesting and
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fraught? Or is one of them actually
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the correct choice? And then choice B
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is a drag and if they go
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down that road, all the things that
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will happen will be stupid and vexing.
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And I think thinking that your
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boss is the bad guy when
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he isn't investigating him and finding that
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out is a huge example of that
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because it punks the players, it makes
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them, makes the characters seem stupid for
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having pursued this and been wrong. So
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I guess they get sent to Sloughhouse
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and get to start a new
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campaign where they're slowers is. But
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that's still done, that's annoying. And so
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I think the way to do the
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boss is possibly a traitor part is
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to make that part of the premise.
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They know immediately when they have the
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meeting. They, you know, they have their
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assess honesty ability or whatever it's
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called. And if they know right
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away, they can tell, oh, no, he's
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gone over to the other side, which,
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of course, there are, you know, parallels
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in real history and in the news
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for that. And so if they are
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correct in thinking their boss is a
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bad guy, and then the conflict is
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bringing him down, that's great. That's
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super interesting, right? If, on the
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other hand, they immediately realize, well, It
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seems like he's the bad guy and
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there's somebody else in the agency who
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thinks he's a bad guy and is
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trying to take him down, but actually
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he's just a bureaucratic maneuver and if
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he is taken down, that will
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take the agency with it. So
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that in addition to catching the real
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bad guy, we have to protect this
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weasel enough that he doesn't blow up
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the entire organization when this other guy
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comes after him. Now that seems interesting
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and fraught and difficult and difficult in
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a John Liqueuray or Slow Horses
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sort of mode. Again, it doesn't
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fit James Bond, but I don't think
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that's what we're talking about here. But
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I think that... then becomes part of
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the thing. So rather than have a
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premise where one of the possible answers
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takes you down a dumb road, it's
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you know from the outset which
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situation pertains and then how you
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tackle that, you have a number of
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choices and those are your branch points.
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How you go about solving one problem
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or the other problem rather than the
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possibility of confusing one problem for the
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other. This is sort of a flip
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version of those sort of what
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kind of game are we playing
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question at the outset because again if
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you are part of the agency and
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you are you know invested in the
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agency's survival. That means that the plot
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where you have to protect the alibi
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from the real foe becomes juicy and
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important, if you're just murderous freelancers of
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a sort, then you don't care
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if MI-6 goes down. You've revealed
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that Kim Philby is a trader, your
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job is done, you're out of here
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on the next plane to Indonesia. And
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so that sort of figuring out how
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the players will play it is, I
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guess, to flip side to your question
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of... How do the branch points
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work? Because the number of times
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the players have been told this is
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a very important egg and they've smashed
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it open to get at the creamy
9:11
goodness inside and then wandered away is,
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I don't want to say it's one
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to one per egg delivered, but don't
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fill up your carton too fast
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is all I'm saying. Right. What
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will the players actually do with this
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premise is always a big question. And
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so if you are assuming that they're
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going to be invested something... that they're
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not, there are different ways to do
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with that. Because the other problem is
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you can ask your players, do
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you want to play this game?
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And then when they, you know, session
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three, when they're tired and cranky, they
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decide to blow it all up. And
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so you can either not give that
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set of players that, you know, complicated
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problems where they might decide just to
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blow it up instead in favor
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of something where they're just blowing
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things up. you could try to remind
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them and get them back on track
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and say, well, you know, on all
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of your character sheets, there's a section
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called Drive, which tells you why you
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care about the agency and want to
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protect it. So given that, how do
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your drives cost you to not blow
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everything up and then go back and
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protect versus the Alleline? And so
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that is the other super fraud
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question is, you know, not only
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are the choices you're putting before
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the players. Interesting, but do they
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want any of those choices? Right.
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They want a third more
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blowing things up, sort of, choice.
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Because also, you know, the mole hunt,
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the finding out, is my boss a
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trader, or is he, a weasel,
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is, I think, difficult to pull
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off, but which of my bosses
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is the trader, is then, I
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think, a more, as Tinku
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Taylor Sorgel-Swin, a more classic and more
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satisfying structure where you have an
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investigation and you have to eliminate
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all the suspects and it's like
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you really don't want it to be
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George Smiley who's the bad guy, but
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you maybe wouldn't mind if it was
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Percy Allen, but then is that shifting
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your judgment? And so that again gives
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you the one of your bosses as
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a traitor, figure out which one it
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is, becomes I think something that is
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easier to handle than the sort of
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orange or banana choice of... Weasel our
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trader. Yeah, and again, the tone of
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the game, the mode of the game
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that you've been playing will set expectations
11:27
for that. If you've been playing a
11:29
sort of like a Ray-flavored game, then
11:31
being called in and said, we're looking
11:34
for the mole, and this could be
11:36
the vampire mole scenario from the Dracula,
11:38
it could be any other sort of
11:40
thing. We're looking for the mole, is
11:43
a interesting challenge that the players have
11:45
been led to expect by the nature
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of the game that they've been playing.
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If you're doing that in an F20
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game, and they've been out Delven Dungeons,
11:54
and just because they're the people who
11:56
have the best cleric around that the
11:58
king knows, has a... been suborned
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by the necromancer and he takes
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them all up and he says
12:05
now we're going to do palace
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intrigue and you have to figure
12:10
out which of my courtiers is
12:12
in service to the necromancer that
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can be a jarring change even
12:17
if thematically it might make sense
12:19
given that you painted the cortis
12:21
Byzantine and corrupt but the problem
12:24
being that again players have to
12:26
decide they want to play in
12:28
that style. And I really think
12:31
that's the first question to answer
12:33
about whether they care about that
12:35
kind of play at all. And
12:38
if they do, an Allen line
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is almost a mandatory sort of
12:42
a character to have. It's not
12:45
even to some extent a surprise,
12:47
because you have to have someone
12:49
who, as you say, you're rooting
12:52
for being the traitor, but sadly
12:54
they get cleared by your investigation.
12:57
and then they still are impeding
12:59
the investigation because they're still out
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a line and that becomes an
13:04
interesting well if we're in charge
13:06
of the mole hunt can we
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frame him too? I mean yeah
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we have to bring down Hayden
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but we can also take out
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a line with it and maybe
13:18
it won't destroy the agency and
13:20
maybe our good friend Smiley or
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God forbid us will be put
13:25
in charge. Well I think we've
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gone around the question of expectations
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15:40
the wanted posters on the wall
15:42
tell us we're once more sitting
15:44
on a desk with the crime
15:47
blotter. And this time around I
15:49
thought we would look at the
15:51
swashbuckling, but somewhat, the spoiler, there's
15:53
a bummer at the end, which
15:56
we're going to have to do
15:58
some make-em-ups to rectify. But we're
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going to look at the career
16:03
of... 18th century thief Barbara Golden
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Booz Ernie who had quite an
16:07
interesting modus operandi and can you're
16:10
going to take up her story
16:12
with her birth in 1743 in
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Austria. Yeah, she's born in Feldkirk,
16:16
Austria, which is in the very
16:19
western most tippy part of Austria,
16:21
right by Switzerland and Lishtenstein. She's
16:23
born to vagrants, Johan and Anna
16:26
Barbara Ernie. And according to the
16:28
National Biography Dictionary of Lishtenstein, which
16:30
is your best source for her
16:32
life, as far as I can
16:35
tell, she was brought up... to
16:37
do petty crime because her parents
16:39
were petty criminals. And that was
16:41
sort of her life. Once she
16:44
sort of sets out on her
16:46
own, she begins what the dictionary
16:48
calls larger scale thefts by herself
16:50
and with a gang and also
16:53
prostitution because she was apparently very
16:55
beautiful woman. Yes, the golden booze
16:57
in her name is because she
16:59
had strawberry blonde hair. Right, yes.
17:01
And the booze, not to spoil
17:03
it, is a German. slang term
17:06
that means wicked or bad or
17:08
stormy problematic, you add it to
17:10
a thing where you're giving it
17:12
a bad character in this case,
17:14
it basically means golden horror and
17:16
so we shouldn't, you know, maybe... Lean
17:18
on that too much, but there
17:20
we are. That's her life. She's
17:23
up and down the Swiss Rhine
17:25
beginning that career in 1772. She
17:27
has the first of her five
17:29
children. She's imprisoned in Buchlow in
17:31
southern Bavaria in 1778. So she's
17:33
even outside Switzerland now in 1779.
17:35
She marries a vagrant and thirolian
17:37
from the Tyrol, also in Austria,
17:39
also in Austria, named Franz Shindela,
17:41
and... I'm not sure that Franz
17:44
really brings anything to the table
17:46
except another sword to stab inquiring
17:48
guards and captains with, but there he
17:50
is. Right. And he seems to be
17:52
a different person than the mystery accomplice.
17:54
Oh yes. Yeah. I mean, there's no
17:56
indication that Franz is the secret to
17:58
her career. And either... shortly after her
18:01
marriage or even before that she
18:03
has been carrying out what is
18:05
I think a pretty rudimentary con
18:07
game but it is a con
18:09
game so points to her and
18:11
this was she would show up
18:13
at an inn with a big
18:15
chest on her back. And the
18:17
innkeeper would say, oh, you must
18:19
be very strong to have carried
18:21
that big chest all this far.
18:23
And she says, oh, well, you
18:25
know, that's nothing. I have to
18:27
carry it because it's so very
18:29
valuable. I can't even trust it
18:31
to a cart. Right. And she
18:33
would be seen carrying this up
18:35
and down hillsides and mountains and
18:37
led to a reputation for superhuman
18:39
strength. Right. I think when she
18:41
becomes a pair character. Remember to
18:43
give her 18 strength. Exactly. And
18:45
so the innkeeper is very impressed.
18:47
and he says well I will
18:49
of course give you our safest
18:51
room and she would say well
18:53
that's very well and good but
18:55
I can't even have this trunk
18:57
stored where anyone sleeps it has
18:59
to be in your ice room
19:01
or wherever you keep your own
19:03
valuables because it's that important and
19:05
so or other guess value right
19:07
or whatever right there's not that
19:09
many strong rooms in an in
19:11
so the innkeeper would exceed to
19:13
her imperious demand the trunk would
19:15
be stored there she would go
19:17
up to a room the next
19:19
morning innkeeper gets up goes to
19:21
his strong room opens it up
19:23
and sure enough the trunk is
19:25
gone so are all the other
19:27
valuables that were stored there and
19:29
so was the golden-haired lady who
19:31
had been staying by herself elsewhere
19:33
in the inn and so that
19:35
was the mystery of the golden
19:37
booze and the answer as I
19:39
suppose is obvious to us now
19:41
is that inside the trunk was
19:43
someone small and that might have
19:45
been a little person or it
19:47
might have been whatever five children,
19:49
that she impressed into the job
19:51
of sitting in the trunk. I
19:53
don't think that she carried the
19:55
small person all the way from
19:57
end to end. I think she
19:59
would just get seen doing it
20:01
a little bit, and then they
20:03
would sneak out of the trunk
20:05
and walk down with her. But
20:07
anyway. She still has to get
20:09
it out of the end, so
20:11
that's something. And that was her
20:13
MO, and she's arrested for that
20:15
in a town called Eshin in
20:17
northern Liechtenstein and imprisoned and tried
20:19
in Vaduz, the capital of Liechtenstein,
20:21
and she admits to 17 thefts
20:23
as the Golden Goose. Right, and
20:25
she was quite blatant in... Like
20:27
she didn't base out the inns
20:29
that much. So she would go
20:31
to one end and then she
20:33
would go a little further along
20:35
and go to another end. So
20:37
one of the remarkable things about
20:39
the story is that she racked
20:41
up 17 separate thefts if all
20:44
of these were trunk style thefts.
20:46
I'm not sure they were. Right.
20:48
But because no one else had
20:50
pulled this, she was, you know,
20:52
not all that careful in covering
20:54
her tracks. This is before consumer
20:56
banking as we know it, and
20:58
especially travelers would quite frequently carry
21:00
strong boxes with their valuables in
21:02
it around everywhere they went, and
21:04
even in their homes they would
21:06
have strong boxes. And if you
21:08
were on the road, you would
21:10
have to take it with you.
21:12
So the part of it that's
21:14
weird is that it was big
21:16
enough to put a person in,
21:18
and that she had figured this
21:20
way to use this as a
21:22
scan. But traveling with a trunk
21:24
with valuables, and it is not
21:26
the... remarkable part of this story.
21:28
Unfortunately, though, there's also another very
21:30
18th century thing, which is this
21:32
is the era in Wales and
21:34
England. This was called the Bloody
21:36
Code, where the death penalty was
21:38
expanded to a huge range of
21:40
offenses, including property offenses. So, unfortunately,
21:42
in history, as we know it,
21:44
Barbara Ernie came to a bad
21:46
end. Yes. Having been convicted, the
21:48
prosecutor then had to prepare a
21:50
separate brief explaining why she should
21:52
get the death penalty, because the
21:54
law of Lichtenstein had a death
21:56
penalty on the books. They hadn't
21:58
really used it an awful lot,
22:00
and this was a pretty blatant...
22:02
attack on the commerce of the
22:04
not that big principality and so
22:06
he had to sort of do
22:08
a special law argument that says
22:10
going back to the law of
22:12
Charlemagne so an older bloody code
22:14
to say yep under the law
22:16
of the Charlemagne which means under
22:18
the law of the Holy Roman
22:20
Empire you can execute someone who's
22:22
done this much damage. to trade.
22:24
And so in London they would
22:26
have had her on the gibbet.
22:28
Well in this case it took
22:30
a couple of weeks for the
22:32
for the brief to get written
22:34
but the prince agreed and since
22:36
they had so few executions in
22:38
Luchtenstein he had to import the
22:40
executioner from Bregens in Austria and
22:42
she was taken back to Eshin
22:44
where the crime was occurred and
22:46
stood up and beheaded in public
22:48
in front of several thousand domestic
22:50
and foreign spectators because that It
22:52
must have been the biggest show
22:54
in Listhen's time since forever. Schindler
22:56
is also sentenced to death in
22:58
1793 for one assumes a different
23:00
crime in Oppenzel in Switzerland, but
23:02
he escaped. And no extradition from
23:04
Lishtenstein. He runs to Vedas and
23:06
lives there in Lishtenstein until 1802.
23:08
By 1818, Barbara Ernie has already
23:10
become a character in a ballad.
23:12
The haunting and lovely, I am
23:14
imprisoned in Vedas. And that gets
23:16
published in a book of ballads
23:18
in 1818. So assume, one assumes
23:20
she'd become a... a sort of
23:22
a legend character fairly soon after
23:24
her execution. And indeed, she is
23:27
still a sort of a folk
23:29
legend, I don't say folk hero,
23:31
but sort of Jesse James type
23:33
folk legend in Lishtenstein today because
23:35
again, they produced precious few interesting
23:37
things and she was definitely one
23:39
of them. And she didn't murder
23:41
anybody. I'm like, Jesse James, I
23:43
just stole some stuff. So our
23:45
challenge now, it is a bit
23:47
of a logistical difficulty for us
23:49
to figure out. how she actually
23:51
escaped in true heist movie style
23:53
given that someone was seen to
23:55
be executed by thousands of people
23:57
right so i i guess The
23:59
easiest way to do that in
24:01
your campaign is to have a
24:03
secret magic campaign where all she
24:05
had to do is whip up
24:07
an illusion or supply a humunculus
24:09
or something like that. I wonder
24:11
how else in a more realistic
24:13
campaign we can have a realistic
24:15
stage magic illusion of there having
24:17
been an execution. Well the simplest
24:19
thing is that we have to
24:21
import the executioner. So what you
24:23
do... Oceans 11 style is you,
24:25
you know, suborn or swap out
24:27
your guy for the executioner. And
24:29
so when he shows up, he's
24:31
like, I'm the executioner from Reagan's
24:33
and we're not going to execute
24:35
her in some stupid way like
24:37
you do here, you know, with
24:39
just chopping her off with an
24:41
axe. I mean, he's a sword
24:43
and there has to be a
24:45
big curtain so that I don't
24:47
get blood on myself and all
24:49
these other things and that sets
24:51
up as you say the sort
24:53
of stage illusion of having your
24:55
head choppeded. you know she's ready
24:57
to escape you know with the
24:59
executioner cart where he carries off
25:01
you know the body and you
25:03
know the fake body and the
25:05
fake hand are all shown to
25:07
people and the fake blood sprays
25:09
up the crowd goes wild and
25:11
then she's just smuggled ironically perhaps
25:13
in a trunk in the executioner's
25:15
van and then he goes allegedly
25:17
back to Bregan's but is never
25:19
seen again. And I think, Robin,
25:21
that you'll note that every source
25:23
not published in Liechtenstein says it
25:25
was an executioner from Bregens, but
25:27
the Liechtenstein Dictionary of Biography says
25:29
that it was the Duke's own
25:31
executioner that performed the deed. And
25:33
so if the Duke... doesn't do
25:35
any executing, why does he have
25:37
an executioner, Robin? That's clearly a
25:39
cover-up by Big Lichtenstein to try
25:41
and cover up the fact that
25:43
Golden Booz, Barbara Ernie, just like
25:45
Jesse James, evaded the law and
25:47
lived happily ever after. Right, and
25:49
perhaps would make an excellent secret
25:51
agent for Liechtenstein, which I assume
25:53
also has a shortage of spies
25:55
just as a... has the shortage
25:57
of executions. And who knows, maybe
25:59
they send her to America, which
26:01
has got some interesting things going
26:03
on in 1785. And perhaps she
26:05
has a. Another career that she
26:07
might wind up doing some exciting
26:09
things there as well. Yeah, once
26:12
you get out of Lishtenstein, 75
26:14
is popping. I mean, you got
26:16
Franz Mezmer being investigated in Paris.
26:18
You've got, as you say, America,
26:20
throwing off the shackles, the hated
26:22
British. You've got all manner of
26:24
Illuminati conspiracies going on, plus your
26:26
Jackabins plotting against decent princes, like
26:28
the Prince of Lishtenstein. So who
26:30
can say what she could get
26:32
up to? Frankenstein is running around
26:34
in Switzerland in Switzerland. at roughly
26:36
the same period of time. Well,
26:38
that's another way she could she
26:40
could fake it. She could borrow
26:42
an extra Frankenstein to be beheaded.
26:44
Right. Yeah, or she gets executed
26:46
and then the cart goes right
26:48
to Dr. Frankenstein's laboratory and now
26:50
she's golden Boosenstein and her superhuman
26:52
strength is even super human because
26:54
she's full of vivifying reagent. Yes,
26:56
and the process has been improved
26:58
so she still gets to look
27:00
lovely with her strawberry blonde hair.
27:02
Right, like the bride of Frankenstein
27:04
is hotter than regular Frankenstein, that's
27:06
just how it works. Exactly. Well,
27:08
now that we've sorted all that
27:10
out, let's go see what we
27:12
can figure out about a somewhat
27:14
more recent recent story. Five
27:47
fresh new terrors await the
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anti-mythoss agents of your Delta
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dead drops scenario anthology in
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meridian desperate youths gather at
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a secret church under an
27:59
inexplicable light in the Missouri
28:01
sky. Their salvation may show
28:03
the agent new meaning in
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madness. In a victim of
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the art, horrific murders strike
28:09
a quiet Long Island town.
28:11
Unseen powers give awful consequence
28:13
to evils unspoken and barely
28:15
conceived. From the dust sets
28:17
the agents on the trail
28:19
of infant disappearances. in Brooklyn.
28:21
Strange events echo by night
28:23
at a construction site. The
28:25
agents must sift superstition and
28:27
rumor from a horror that
28:30
lingers across decades, across centuries. In
28:32
presence, a young woman vanishes in
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Alabama. She reappears in a same
28:36
instant in Vermont. A door of
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discovery opens to secrets more virulent
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And today, beloved Patrick Becker.
30:00
Travis Johnson points us to a
30:02
story from 2021 that perhaps indicates
30:04
something about the current world that
30:06
we live in, in which the
30:08
police shoot a white stag in
30:10
Merseyside in England. Yeah, I was
30:12
somewhat surprised to find out the
30:14
date on this. I guess some
30:16
of the things in my hopper
30:18
of topics are been there for
30:20
a while, so I always say.
30:22
So this turns out to be
30:24
a chance to flashback to our
30:26
favorite period of history. the pandemic
30:28
right so there's distress all around
30:30
and in mercy side there's a
30:32
creature who is more distressed than
30:34
most because a white stag is
30:36
running through the streets of bootle
30:38
just outside Liverpool more proof that
30:40
England is imaginary than a place
30:42
being called bootle that seems implausible
30:45
to me and you do not
30:47
want a deer running around being
30:49
scared it's a danger to itself
30:51
and to others although the danger
30:53
to itself does play out in
30:55
the story right and so they
30:57
a kind of cornered in an
30:59
industrial estate and they kind of
31:01
got it under control. But how
31:03
much do you have a scared
31:05
wild deer under control? Well, not
31:07
very much. You can stand in
31:09
front of it as long as
31:11
you want. Eventually you're going to get
31:13
a hoof upside the head or a
31:15
antler. They're calling places, trying to get
31:17
somebody to come and find a deer
31:19
rescue place. But first of all, in
31:21
general, regular deer, anywhere you find deer,
31:24
they're not rare. And so bad things
31:26
happen to deer on the regular basis.
31:28
And it can't have helped that again,
31:30
it's the middle of COVID. So people
31:32
from who otherwise would be in a
31:34
rescuing deer willy-nilly are like, sorry, we
31:36
can't come out and rescue this deer.
31:38
Yeah, they called the RSPCA and they
31:40
said, you should let it go back
31:42
to its forest. And they said, it's
31:44
in the middle of bootle. its forest
31:46
is going to be down city streets
31:48
and then the RSPCA said well that
31:50
sounds like a terrible problem don't shoot
31:52
the deer and then they hung up.
31:54
Yes and you know thing happens to
31:56
wild animals attitude is perhaps correct but
31:58
unfortunately they had to be the ones
32:00
who were the bad thing that happened
32:02
right yes so so the deer was
32:04
as it says in the news article
32:06
from Sky News euthanized which of course
32:08
it was not put gently to sleep
32:11
and sent to play in a farm
32:13
upstate Cops shot it and then I
32:15
don't know what they did with the
32:17
deer body and I suppose that is
32:19
where the campaign would Take off right
32:21
you have a enigmatic white stag that
32:23
has appeared at a time of national
32:25
crisis and probability and That's not good
32:27
Before we get into the magic of
32:29
white deer we should fun ruin a
32:31
bit. There is a known condition about
32:33
1% of deer maybe 3% have it's
32:35
called lucism and it means that the
32:37
pigment the around pigment that is normally
32:39
in a red deer has gone away,
32:41
but it's not a complete albino condition
32:43
because their eyes are normal. But deers
32:45
have been known to have this, a
32:47
similar white stag was seen in Scotland
32:49
in 2008, and one was found decapitated
32:51
in Devonshire in October of 2007, and
32:53
people were very ticked off about it.
32:55
Right. So the question is, what does
32:57
the arrival of a white stag and
33:00
be doing things like, you know, chopping
33:02
off the head of this one, Devonshire
33:04
or, you know, basically, you know, arrange
33:06
to have this one shot, I believe.
33:08
Also, before we move on, of course,
33:10
Merseyside in England, they are forehaunted, other
33:12
Merseyside hunts include a flying torso, a
33:14
purple-faced girl who will follow a mom
33:16
who has children or follow a children
33:18
around, or spring hail Jack, but... We
33:20
do not have time for those haunts
33:22
in this segment because there is much
33:24
to be said about stags and white
33:26
stags in particular. So famously, Artemis, the
33:28
goddess of the hunt, turns Action into
33:30
a stag. some versions
33:32
have it as a
33:34
white stag. Of
33:36
course, Achaean is being
33:38
a creeper in
33:40
this story and kind
33:42
of deserves to
33:44
be turned into a
33:47
stag and then
33:49
ripped apart. The deer
33:51
is sacred to
33:53
her, but of course
33:55
she hunts deer
33:57
as well, which is
33:59
quite common for
34:01
hunting deities to have
34:03
the animals that
34:05
they pursue be sacred
34:07
to her, and
34:09
that's part of the
34:11
deal. So this
34:13
white stag could have
34:15
been somebody who
34:17
was up to no
34:19
good and was
34:21
changed by Artemis. Yeah.
34:23
I mean, I'm
34:25
not sure what Artemis
34:27
is doing in
34:29
Merseyside, but you know... Well, if
34:32
you want someone more likely to
34:34
be in Merseyside, Arthur, the Arthurian
34:36
tales are also can full of
34:38
white stags. Yes, because the Celtic
34:40
legend of the white stag, it
34:42
appears when it's telling the hero
34:44
or the audience that things are
34:46
getting weird and creepy. The white
34:48
stag signifies that you have transgressed
34:50
a taboo or trespassed where you
34:52
don't belong, such as when Poole
34:54
enters the other world, the world
34:56
the dead, or when other heroes
34:58
enter the land of enchantment, there's
35:00
a white stag sort of welcoming them
35:02
there or showing up and saying this
35:04
is bad. Arthur, as we mentioned, hunts
35:06
the white stag every Easter. That takes
35:08
place in the Forest of Adventure, which
35:10
is, I guess, good to know that
35:12
you've got a forest just for that.
35:14
Arthur's white stag has a golden chain
35:16
around its neck, and the white stag
35:18
hunt one Easter is what begins the
35:21
quest for the grail, and as they're
35:23
on their white stag hunt every year.
35:25
And the winner of the white stag
35:27
hunt, by the way, gets to kiss
35:29
the most beautiful woman at court, which is
35:31
a nice job if you can get
35:33
it, I guess. But in this one,
35:35
they're like, nope, this is better than
35:37
kisses. This is the holy grail. Keep
35:39
going. And that's what the white stag
35:41
will do for you, I guess. Now,
35:43
Frank Arthurian tales do something a little
35:45
different with the white stag, which is
35:47
that Merlin takes the form of a
35:49
white stag or a giant stag with
35:51
a white forefoot. And so in some
35:53
of these stories, the white
35:55
stag becomes a white forefooted
35:58
stag, which I guess is
36:00
a way of saving
36:02
on the budget for the CGI. At any
36:04
rate, most famously, French Merlin ostentatiously shows up
36:07
at the gates of Rome and calls out
36:09
for the Emperor Julius Caesar,
36:11
who in this version obviously
36:13
their contemporaries, and he tells
36:15
Caesar that the answers to
36:17
his troubling dream can be
36:19
supplied by the wild man
36:21
of the woods. So, Merlin goes
36:23
to all the trouble to turn into
36:26
a stag. He doesn't even, like, have
36:28
the prophecy for Julius Caesar. He just
36:30
has a clue that leads to the other
36:32
guy who has the answer to the prophecy. So,
36:34
this one has a bit of a, you
36:37
know, previously on, where you forgot to watch
36:39
the episode quality to it, but
36:41
the French Arthurian tales are kind
36:43
of like that. In Cretchen Detroit's
36:45
romance poem, Eric in Ane, the
36:47
couple meet cute while Arthur is hunting
36:50
this stag. So the Arthur stag
36:52
kind of just sort of the
36:54
background for a romance. And this
36:56
ties into an idea that in
36:58
courtly medieval iconography, the white stag represents
37:01
love. And I think that might be
37:03
just because this poem is very resonant
37:05
in the French tradition or just again
37:08
white stag is the thing you want
37:10
to draw and have on your tap
37:12
trees and so forth. And you're
37:14
looking for symbols of... romantic love.
37:17
Well, the white stag became that
37:19
for a while. Yeah, other Arthurian
37:21
heroes, Sagrimore and Yavain, both encounter
37:24
the white stag. Yavain, as is
37:26
his habit, gets busy hunting the
37:28
white stag and neglects his wife.
37:30
Percival, apparently. finds the white stag
37:33
and beheads it so I guess
37:35
that's Percival's attitude towards love or
37:37
towards something in the French story
37:39
of florient who is a sort
37:42
of side Arthurian hero the white
37:44
stag carried baby florient out of the
37:46
woods where his mother gave birth to
37:48
him to Morgan le Fay and let
37:50
Morgan le Fay raise him to be
37:52
a superhero and his wife die the
37:54
white stag carries him back to her
37:57
after his death so the white stag
37:59
is doing more Morgan and Merlett are
38:01
obviously out there white-stagging like crazy. In
38:03
another French legend, Melior, the queen of
38:05
Byzantium, she has her pick of all
38:08
the men in the world, but her
38:10
eyes fall on Prince Partnote, who in
38:12
this story is a French prince, and
38:15
she's a wizard, so she uses a
38:17
white heart to attract him. So here
38:19
we're combining the white heart or white
38:22
stag is the symbol of courtly love,
38:24
with the idea of the idea of
38:26
the... being that lures you into the
38:29
other realm. And it's not explicitly a
38:31
realm of fairy, except she's the queen
38:33
of his antium as a wizard. And
38:36
so the white heart lures part note
38:38
to her ship, and then her ship
38:40
deposits him in an empty castle in
38:43
another land. So this is love as
38:45
kidnapping, but it's okay because it's a
38:47
girl wizard. So it seems that's creepy.
38:49
And then Robin, you've also uncovered another
38:52
story. She's a princess, and this is
38:54
a sort of pattern of the princess
38:56
making demands of various suitors. In this
38:59
case, she demands that knights bring her
39:01
the foot of a white-footed stag. So
39:03
be careful, Merlin. Be careful, Merlin. So
39:06
again, the somewhat cavalier attitude toward the
39:08
safety of this stag is in evidence
39:10
there. But obviously, again, it sends the
39:13
knights on a quest and hunting this
39:15
stag in order to prove their worth
39:17
is. When the white stag myth is
39:20
Christianized, we will assume that, oh, yes,
39:22
of course, it becomes a symbol of
39:24
Christ instead of... Romantic love, it becomes
39:27
the love of Jesus for his followers.
39:29
And both, both St. Eustace and St.
39:31
Hubert encounter white stags with crosses shining
39:33
between their antlers, and that's what converts
39:36
them. So the white stag is right
39:38
up in it in the golden legend
39:40
as well as the Arthurian legend. Richard
39:43
II favored the white stag for his
39:45
ambulance? Not a good precedent, I guess.
39:47
That's why it fell rapidly out of
39:50
favor for British royals. used the white
39:52
stag as their emblem because he had
39:54
such a disastrous and terrible rain. Yes,
39:57
don't pick something that gets hunted and
39:59
gets its foot chopped off all the
40:01
time. Arthur Macon refers to one of
40:04
these myths in the white people in
40:06
which a number of other myths are
40:08
recounted and that when the young hunter
40:11
is drawn into Anwin, the realm of
40:13
fairy, the other world, while pursuing a
40:15
white stag, he can't bring himself to
40:18
shoot. So, unlike the police officers of
40:20
mercy side, and... Unlike some fairy stories,
40:22
he's not lost forever. He wakes up
40:24
in the real world, but in Macon's
40:27
version, he's just somewhat changed forever. Now,
40:29
Heinz, a female deer, can get in
40:31
on this as well. In some versions
40:34
of the myth, a hind is featured
40:36
rather than a white stag. And the
40:38
hind can show up and perform these
40:41
mythic duties with or without being specifically
40:43
white. We should also note that the
40:45
white heart is the same as the
40:48
white stag. Heart is just an old-timey
40:50
word for stag, so. Right. And if
40:52
we want to bring in sort of
40:55
a dreamhounds of Paris sort of angle,
40:57
there is a arts group from the
40:59
30s called the White Stag Group. It
41:02
starts in London in 1935, and when
41:04
the war begins, they moved to Dublin
41:06
to, you know, get a London. That
41:08
makes sense. And so two British artists
41:11
then sort of gather a bunch of
41:13
Irish artists around in. And the main
41:15
figures are Basil Rakoshy and Kenneth Hall,
41:18
Hall, the sort of... They're modernists, they're
41:20
interested in psychology, so they're parallel to
41:22
the surrealists. Hall sort of reverse engineers'
41:25
cubism into sort of a way of
41:27
looking at the urban landscape, but Rakashi
41:29
is... very surrealist and weird and could
41:32
possibly be headed into the dreamland. So
41:34
if you're, you know, really into the...
41:36
With a name like Rakasha, you can't
41:39
rule out vampires either. Yes. Transylvania name.
41:41
And so you could, you know, if
41:43
you want to do a variant, either
41:46
vampire story or surrealist in the dreamland
41:48
story, but have it in Dublin. You
41:50
can dig out all of your arts
41:52
newspapers from the 30s. And if you
41:55
thought that the London critics hated surrealism,
41:57
will you read the Irish critics had
41:59
to say about the work of the
42:02
white stag group. So this brings us
42:04
back again to the question of what
42:06
was this stag doing? Did someone arrange
42:09
for it to be shot by the
42:11
police? It may have just shown up
42:13
to... draw somebody into Anwin into the
42:16
fairy realm and then they weren't around
42:18
because it was COVID. People were still
42:20
isolating in September of 21 and that
42:23
might well be what distressed it or
42:25
indeed the police may know in a
42:27
haunted place like Merseyside what it means
42:30
when a white stag shows up and
42:32
their story about calling animal control is
42:34
just a cover. They know that if
42:36
a white spank shows up they've got
42:39
to take care of it or it
42:41
will drag someone off into the other
42:43
realm and they might not come back.
42:46
Yeah, it was it was actually a
42:48
safety measure and maybe you know like
42:50
other safety measures it was more intense
42:53
as you say during the lockdown period
42:55
so by now a white stag might
42:57
show up somewhere and everyone would be
43:00
cool with it but in 2021 they
43:02
can't take any chances because the other
43:04
world was much creepier during that era
43:07
than it is even now and certainly
43:09
more than it was in 2008 where
43:11
when they see a white stag they
43:14
just say well it's in Scotland that's
43:16
probably a good place for it. And
43:18
then they just never told anyone where
43:21
they saw it, which I thought was
43:23
very very smart of the local white
43:25
stag team in Scotland. So yeah, it's
43:27
obviously going to show up, it's going
43:30
to bring you to adventure. It might
43:32
have brought a rakashian hall to Dublin
43:34
and then plunged into an adventure with
43:37
Irish vampires, of which there are many,
43:39
and Irish vampologists, of which there are
43:41
even more. So who can say it's
43:44
a great thing to throw into a
43:46
modern day game? It would certainly make
43:48
news if you see a... white stag
43:51
racing through the streets of any major
43:53
city and it's a way to sort
43:55
of set off your urban fantasy game
43:58
in a good direction, I think, white
44:00
stag, you know, bucking along through the
44:02
streets of Columbus, Ohio, and your group
44:05
of hippies and coffee shop baristas and
44:07
whatnot, follow it, and now you're in
44:09
the fairy realm, and fun starts. Right,
44:11
and you develop all of the fairy
44:14
powers that still somewhat manifest when you
44:16
return to the real world, or it
44:18
could be as simple as a horror
44:21
scenario where people are disappearing, there's a
44:23
white stag out there, and it turns
44:25
out that white stag is... drawing people
44:28
into the realm of fairy, but the
44:30
realm of fairy is a hideous pocket
44:32
dimension where they're devoured and the white
44:35
stag isn't a stag at all when
44:37
you look at it up close. It's
44:39
a devouring creature of the outer dark.
44:42
Because it's got, because it's got red
44:44
ears, that's how you know. Or it
44:46
could, when you look at it close
44:49
up, its face could look somewhat like
44:51
a white mask. It could be. Creature
44:53
from Carcosa luring you there. Right. Rather,
44:55
I would not like to hear it.
44:58
Thank you very much. That sounds very
45:00
scary. Yeah, you don't want him to
45:02
have the power of hern. No. He's
45:05
going to mess with you extra hard
45:07
that way. So with many different possible
45:09
scenario hooks, it's time for us to
45:12
head through this commercial. And surely what
45:14
waits for us there is not Anwin,
45:16
is not a strange other world, but
45:19
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45:21
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46:48
time once more to wender way up
46:50
the creepity-com grab stairs. You're going to
46:53
pause on the landing, you're going to
46:55
have a little wave to the portrait
46:57
of the fire salamander. Like all elementals,
46:59
he's friendly, and he's going to give
47:02
us a little wink. And then we're
47:04
going to head on in to the
47:06
parlor of the consulting. I called
47:08
this where this week he set up
47:11
a projector, an old-timey projector, and he's
47:13
going to show us some clips from
47:15
the originalitou. The maker of
47:17
more recent Nosforati, Robert Eggers,
47:20
has been talking about a
47:22
lot, is Alvin Grau, the
47:24
occultist, who worked as production
47:26
designer on the Murnau film.
47:29
And so, once more, we have
47:31
a combo segment in which the
47:33
cinema hut intrudes on another hut,
47:35
this time the parlor of the
47:38
consultant occultist. So, Ken, started on
47:40
the story of Gustav Alvin Rao.
47:42
He's born in 1884 in Leipzig-Shunfeld,
47:45
a district right outside Leipzig. His
47:47
father is a factory worker. He's
47:50
apprenticed eventually to a painter named
47:52
Euggen Brock, and Brock gets him
47:54
into the Dresden Art Academy, where
47:57
he is doing a pretty good
47:59
job. Bob, you know, learning all
48:01
of the things and making a
48:03
bit of a reputation for himself.
48:05
And when World War I comes
48:07
around, he's 30, which is a
48:10
little old to be conscripted into
48:12
frontline. infantry service and also by
48:14
then he's got the room it
48:16
is pretty bad Robin you know
48:18
you just really flares up maybe
48:20
he should be left home oh
48:22
no he can't he winds up
48:24
being sent to the eastern front
48:26
but as a paramedic then as
48:28
an anesthetist and orderly during which
48:30
he performs amputations and this I
48:32
think is where he says I've
48:35
got to get out of this
48:37
job and starts drawing the other
48:39
officers and they say, oh, you're
48:41
an artist, go to the HQ
48:43
and make maps and that's what
48:45
he does for the rest of
48:47
the war. And later, possibly while
48:49
doing publicity for Noes-Farratu, he claims
48:51
to have met the son of
48:53
a vampire in Serbia in the
48:55
Germans are invading Serbia and he
48:57
meets an old farmer and the
49:00
old farmer says, oh you Germans
49:02
are nothing, my dad was a
49:04
vampire. And that's just one of
49:06
those things that happens that happens.
49:08
according to him in the Balkans.
49:10
Right. And I guess it's possible
49:12
if your dad was turned into
49:14
a vampire afterwards because then. Otherwise,
49:16
why aren't you a vampire? Well,
49:18
the Serbian version, the vampire doesn't
49:20
become a vampire until after he's
49:22
been buried wrong, and then he
49:25
comes up out of the grave
49:27
and starts messing with the family,
49:29
and that's when they have to,
49:31
you know, chop his head off.
49:33
Oh, so it's like the word
49:35
a lot. Right, exactly. So lots
49:37
of people are sons of vampires
49:39
in Serbia. Yeah, one imagines, it's
49:41
an ongoing problem. And that's why
49:43
a random draftsman would get to
49:45
meet the son of a vampire
49:47
while invading Serbia while invading Serbia.
49:50
Anyway, the random draftsman then goes
49:52
into the Berlin film industry after
49:54
the war, and he's doing mostly
49:56
paintings and posters and advertisements because
49:58
there's a big need for it
50:00
because the Berlin film industry is
50:02
a million different tiny studios, and
50:04
they all need an edge when
50:06
they're showing their movies. And 1920,
50:08
a lifelong interest in the occult,
50:10
leads him to found the Lisuscenda
50:12
Bruder. brothers who seek the light
50:15
as a little occult group that
50:17
he's in charge of. Which is
50:19
also a great name for a
50:21
cinematographer's guilt. Yes, right. Also in
50:23
1920, he meets F.W. Murnau, the
50:25
director, when designing the posters for
50:27
Murnau's film Durgong Indienacht, in 1921.
50:29
He joins the Ordo Temple Orientalis,
50:31
which is the sort of Golden
50:33
Dawn version, a little more Rosicrucian,
50:35
but more formal and hardcore. His
50:37
OTO name is Frater Positeus. The
50:40
guy who induct him is a
50:42
guy named Heinrich Traker, who has
50:44
taken over the OTO when the
50:46
main guy who founded it has
50:48
a stroke. Traker is an occult
50:50
bookseller from Leipzig, and so I
50:52
wonder maybe if Tranker and Grown
50:54
knew each other back in Leipzig
50:56
when Grows just an art student
50:58
and buying occult books to get
51:00
inspired for his art. In 1921,
51:02
Grau sets up Prana film as
51:05
a partner along with a guy
51:07
named Enrico Deekmund, who is a
51:09
businessman, or says he is a
51:11
businessman. Hollywood is older than Hollywood.
51:13
And unknown investors, at least one
51:15
of them is a noble, a
51:17
baron. But we don't know very
51:19
much about the Prana investors because
51:21
of spoilers Robin. Prana goes horribly
51:23
bankrupt and no one gets their
51:25
money back or wants to be
51:27
involved in it. But also in
51:29
1921, he makes Nosferatu with Murnau.
51:32
He is the producer, he's the
51:34
production designer, he drew the storyboards,
51:36
he does the set and costume
51:38
designs, he conceptualized the look of
51:40
Orlock, he painted the posters and
51:42
ads, and then he also inserted
51:44
the occult elements into the props
51:46
and the script, the classic example,
51:48
being when you see Orlock's contract
51:50
with Knock, it's written partially in
51:52
Anokian, and that is because they
51:54
said we need a contract, I'm
51:57
on it and drew a... a
51:59
cool magic contract. The screenwriter Henry
52:01
Galene was a Rosicrucian, so he's
52:03
on on team occult with Rau,
52:05
and the result was that Nosferatu
52:07
is suffused with occultism and Eerie
52:09
Power and what one reviewer in
52:11
Germany said that was allowed to
52:13
watch them film it is that
52:15
all of the angles and shadows
52:17
are designed for psychological effect. So
52:19
we've got a little William Morgenstern
52:22
going on with Grau as well.
52:24
He's doing that. It's also like
52:26
saying it's an expressionist film. It's
52:28
like saying that. Yeah. Yeah. Also,
52:30
Grau did the original lettering for
52:32
the first German version of the
52:34
intertidal. So if any of you
52:36
out there are extremely enterprising... Fockmakers,
52:38
you could go and create an
52:40
Orlock Nosferatu album. So in 1922,
52:42
Nosferatu is released and it becomes
52:44
a giant hit. Oh, now it
52:47
doesn't. The thing, like so many
52:49
cases around cinema history, a thing
52:51
that is now an acknowledged classic
52:53
thing that has influenced so many
52:55
other films, initially just regular people.
52:57
are uninterested in it and it
52:59
takes generations of fans to back
53:01
project it into legendary status. Also
53:03
Dickman has done his share of
53:05
making things worse by offending the
53:07
guys in charge of UFA who
53:09
are both the biggest production studio
53:12
in Germany and also own the
53:14
biggest chain of theaters in Germany.
53:16
And so they're not allowed to
53:18
show it in any UFA theater.
53:20
So it's already an uphill climb.
53:22
And the fact that it's a
53:24
weird creepy vampire movie probably doesn't
53:26
help. Right. And as a side
53:28
note listeners, if you want to
53:30
sound extra pretentious, say UFA the
53:32
way the Germans said, UFA. UFA.
53:34
Yes. All right. So, 1922 Prana
53:37
film declares bankruptcy. It never makes
53:39
any of its other scheduled films.
53:41
Saptaparna, which is about a magic
53:43
Buddhist plant, Dreams of Hell, which
53:45
explains itself right there, Non-Mortis about
53:47
an invisible wizard, Allah Zanoni in
53:49
the Bulberlinton book, and the Devil
53:51
of the Swamp, which was meant
53:53
to be a cool serial. It
53:55
did have a Paganini script in
53:57
development and Conrad Vyke. the actor,
53:59
producer, took that and made it
54:02
as a vehicle for himself. This
54:04
sounds a lot like a time
54:06
enemy, killed Prana films in order
54:08
to prevent all of these great films
54:10
from coming into being, doesn't it?
54:12
It does sound a little bit
54:14
like a time enemy, or it
54:17
sounds like Enrico Dickman did it
54:19
by being an embezzler and weasel.
54:21
And again, lots of time enemies
54:23
in film production. I'm not saying
54:25
there aren't, but there's even more
54:27
embezzlers and wezzles. just like drinking somebody
54:29
under the table is to find a
54:32
weasel. Is to get an embezzling weasel
54:34
in charge of a film company. Yeah,
54:36
that's true. Yeah, it could all go
54:38
back to the one cause. Anyhow, a
54:40
growl and deepman, growl is not yet...
54:43
alert to the fact that Deatman is
54:45
a weasel, spin-off a new company called
54:47
Pan Films and they make a film
54:49
called Shotten. By this time, Growl is
54:51
beginning to get a little tired of
54:53
working with Deatman and Tranker, his old
54:56
buddy from the OTO, has founded a
54:58
new occult group, the Collegium Pansoficam, this
55:00
is in 1924, becomes the grandmaster
55:02
and sets up Alvin Growl as
55:04
the chairman of the Mother Lodge
55:07
of the Orient Berlin. And the
55:09
Orient, you'll note, is from the
55:11
OTO, so he's trying to sort
55:13
of say that Pensoffia includes the
55:15
OTO, but you don't have to
55:17
do all the hard part, you
55:19
just have to pay dues. And
55:21
that, along with a 10% discount
55:23
from participating occult booksellers, this is
55:26
the first reason to join in
55:28
a cult group I've ever seen
55:30
that works for me. That gets
55:32
a thousand people to join the
55:34
Pensoffian Lodge, which makes it very
55:37
big. The Godpan, it means the
55:39
overstructure. Right. And so Grau initiates
55:41
a guy named Oigen Grosia, he's
55:44
initiated him into the OTO, and
55:46
Grosia, who takes the magic name
55:48
Frater, Gregor, Gorgorgorius, he becomes the
55:50
lodge secretary. Then, maybe because he's
55:53
made connections from Rich Dolts, he
55:55
gets another gig at Ufa, he
55:57
directs the love pirate for Ufa.
56:00
and then set designs the House
56:02
of Lies for Rex film. That's
56:04
his last feature film. And he
56:06
finishes that in July of 25,
56:08
just as Alistair Crowley, everyone's favorite,
56:10
shows up in Thringen, Hohenloiben, to
56:12
Tranker's house. He's basically invited himself
56:14
over because he was thrown out
56:16
of France and Belgium. And he
56:18
says. He asked himself, what other
56:20
occult lodge could I go interfere
56:22
with? that you're saying you're in
56:24
charge of the OTO, Trinker, whereas
56:26
I am Alice or Crowley and
56:28
I'm in charge of the OTO.
56:30
And if I'm in charge of
56:32
the OTO, then I'm also in
56:34
charge of your pan-sofic lodge with
56:36
its thousand members in their sweet
56:38
dues money. and because Crowley is
56:40
impressive and able to talk the
56:42
best occult game ever, while he's
56:44
in the woods in Thringia, he
56:46
will stop and talk to invisible
56:48
spirits and everyone's like, oh my
56:50
goodness. And they say, what's going
56:52
on with that? And someone says,
56:54
well, when you're a level of
56:57
initiate like Crowley, gnomes and elementals
56:59
of dryads come talk to you.
57:01
And you'll know that when you're
57:03
a high enough level. And Grosia,
57:05
who does not believe it then,
57:07
later achieves the level of elemental
57:09
command. And sure enough, gnomes show
57:11
up. So he's turned around on
57:13
the whole Crowley question. But at
57:15
this point, Grosia is on team
57:17
suspicious. Tranker basically knuckles under and
57:19
says, yes, Crowley is obviously better
57:21
for the OTO. He's got more
57:23
press. He's doing a better job.
57:25
He's written the cool book of
57:27
the law. He should run the
57:29
OTO. But. I'm not letting him
57:31
have the pan-sofia. So what began
57:33
is the Hohenleuben Conference, moves to
57:35
Vida just up the road, and
57:37
that's where Trancor's private secretary, Karl
57:39
Germer, lives. Germer, who is Trancor's
57:41
private secretary, Karl Germer, lives, Germer,
57:43
who is Trancor's private secretary despite
57:45
being richer than Trancher, he's Frater
57:47
Saternes, apparently. has been lost? Question
57:49
mark. And the conference ends with
57:52
a communique acknowledging Crowley as the
57:54
teacher of the world and a
57:56
very important figure in Rosicrucianism and
57:58
Theosophy and in the OTO. And
58:00
so in theory now Crowley is
58:02
in charge. Traker immediately renounces the
58:04
communique as does growl and growl
58:06
writes the book of the zero
58:08
hour as an attempt to take
58:10
What's good in the book of
58:12
the law and redact all the
58:14
Crowley nonsense out of it for
58:16
use by the OTO? Tranker then
58:18
petitions the German office of the
58:20
state attorney to expel Crowley from
58:22
Germany, a plan that has worked
58:24
in virtually every good country. But
58:26
Growl's like, well, that's not very
58:28
hospitable. He was a guest in
58:30
your house. He talked all those
58:32
elementals. And so Growl then breaks
58:34
with Tranker. Crowley, meanwhile, starts conspiring
58:36
conspiring with Germer to prosecute, for
58:38
fraud. your wealth. How can you
58:40
stand that? Which is... I get
58:42
these occultes out of here. Alistair
58:44
Crowley said. I love this. I
58:46
love this so much. And also
58:49
they're, you know, condemning each other
58:51
to the abyss and summoning, you
58:53
know, demons and whatnot. It's very,
58:55
it's a cool magic battle. A
58:57
cult infighting. It happens. Right. So
58:59
in 1926, growd demands that Tranker
59:01
resign as the Grand Master of
59:03
Pensopheus. Since Pensofi is supposed to
59:05
Pensoffen Sophie is supposed to be.
59:07
We welcome everyone's. Triker refuses to
59:09
resign as the Grand Master, so
59:11
Grouse says, well, I'm chairman of
59:13
the main lodge in Berlin, and
59:15
I'm dissolving it. And it was
59:17
dissolved in a beautiful ceremony. And
59:19
that sort of spikes Tranker's guns
59:21
a little bit, because Germer takes
59:23
the other two-thirds of the OTO
59:25
out and sets up the Thethelma
59:27
Verlog to publish Crowley and basically
59:29
becomes the real head of the
59:31
OTO in Germany under Crowley. So,
59:33
the sort of the leftovers under
59:35
Grosia start a new group called
59:37
the Fraternity Saturni and Grosia invites
59:39
Grou to run it and Groul
59:41
at this point has said, I
59:44
think I've had enough of running
59:46
an occult group, it's... more headache
59:48
than it's worth. I'm resigning on
59:50
my occult posts. I just wanted
59:52
to wear a cool scarf. He
59:54
just wanted to draw vampires. How
59:56
hard is that? All this politics
59:58
and fighting and nonsense. Right. It's
1:00:00
too annoying. And not even enough
1:00:02
nouns. Right. That just, no one,
1:00:04
not everyone doesn't even get to
1:00:06
see the gnomes. You have to
1:00:08
be secret gnomes. So he's still
1:00:10
on good terms with Grosia. He
1:00:12
contributes several pieces, both art and
1:00:14
prose to the fraternitas. Saternitas, Saturni
1:00:16
journal Saturna Saturna Saturna Saturna Saturna
1:00:18
Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna,
1:00:20
Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna,
1:00:22
Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna,
1:00:24
Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna,
1:00:26
Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna, Saturna,
1:00:28
Saturna, This here in the story,
1:00:30
Ken, is where I start to
1:00:32
look at the dates and go,
1:00:34
oh, no, Alvin Browis is so
1:00:36
dead. He's not going to make
1:00:38
it out of this story. Well,
1:00:41
we none of us make it
1:00:43
out of the story, but he
1:00:45
has a narrower great than most.
1:00:47
Not all of us die in
1:00:49
the 30s. Well, Growd also does
1:00:51
not die in the 30s. The
1:00:53
Gestapo, in 33, there's a law
1:00:55
against secret societies. Then in 37,
1:00:57
there's a new full-on, even occult
1:00:59
groups that support Aryan magic and
1:01:01
vulkish belief are also shut down.
1:01:03
But in between those, in 36,
1:01:05
the Gestapo raids the fraternitas saterni,
1:01:07
siezes Grosia's library, Grosia gets away
1:01:09
to Switzerland. Now, the growl legend
1:01:11
said that he also fled to
1:01:13
Switzerland, but there is a new...
1:01:15
German biography of growl that I
1:01:17
did not read but that other
1:01:19
people have and they say that
1:01:21
in that new biography it turns
1:01:23
out growl basically said you can't
1:01:25
kill me i can draw maps
1:01:27
and they said well we do
1:01:29
have a war coming up yeah
1:01:31
you want you want to see
1:01:33
real magic cartography because photography is
1:01:35
real magic and so growl gets
1:01:38
put into a logistics company and
1:01:40
draws maps for the very much
1:01:42
logistics and it works as a
1:01:44
technical draftsman and that's what his
1:01:46
job is in the war is
1:01:48
he's somewhere drawn maps of rail
1:01:50
lines and figuring out how many
1:01:52
people can fit on a rail
1:01:54
car, hopefully just for the army
1:01:56
going east, not for anybody else.
1:01:58
And then in 1946, after the
1:02:00
war is over, he moves as
1:02:02
close to Switzerland as he can
1:02:04
get, a town called Bierchzel, and
1:02:06
there he just works as a
1:02:08
landscape artist and leaves all of
1:02:10
his nonsense behind, one assumes, in
1:02:12
1971 he dies. And that is
1:02:14
the story of Albin Groul, which
1:02:16
gets super exciting, not when you
1:02:18
think the life of a German
1:02:20
occultist would, but in the 20s.
1:02:22
Right. So if we have trail
1:02:24
of Kufulu characters somewhat early or
1:02:26
called Fulu characters, they can meet
1:02:28
him and get involved with all
1:02:30
of these a cult fussing around
1:02:33
and infighting. I think it's always
1:02:35
better to treat that as sort
1:02:37
of background nonsense. But as various
1:02:39
people have put a real vampire
1:02:41
into the filming of Masperatu, the
1:02:43
shadow of vampire film of the
1:02:45
Willem de Fau. In which Udokir,
1:02:47
a beloved German actor, plays Albengrau.
1:02:49
So when you watch it, keep
1:02:51
an eye out. Yes, and that's
1:02:53
good casting. He actually quite looks
1:02:55
like Udokir. So if you're going
1:02:57
to have Udokir in a vampire.
1:02:59
So anyway, Growl can be a
1:03:01
great source of information or connections
1:03:03
to the occult underground and of
1:03:05
course he can introduce you to
1:03:07
the Serbian son of a vampire.
1:03:09
Yeah, and you know, obviously if
1:03:11
you're making people vampires, Growl having
1:03:13
moved to an obscure mountain town
1:03:15
and never coming out of it
1:03:17
again is I think classic vampire
1:03:19
behavior. And so yeah, he died
1:03:21
in that there was a dead
1:03:23
body that kind of looked like
1:03:25
him, the great artist and makeup
1:03:27
artist and person possible with vampire
1:03:30
powers for flesh crafting. So maybe
1:03:32
Alvin Growe is still around and
1:03:34
still trying to decide, maybe I
1:03:36
don't want to get involved in
1:03:38
things. And the player's job in
1:03:40
a Knights Black Agents campaign is
1:03:42
to carefully see whether or not
1:03:44
he is still part of the
1:03:46
machinations or if he's still neutral,
1:03:48
does he have information they can
1:03:50
use? Does he have a drawing
1:03:52
of a key NPC that you're
1:03:54
hunting down from the headdy days
1:03:56
of Berlin? you know he can
1:03:58
be a resource vampire or he
1:04:00
could in fact have learned his
1:04:02
lesson and when he starts his
1:04:04
new occult group it's not going
1:04:06
to be with a bunch of
1:04:08
captious annoying people he's going to
1:04:10
be carefully recruiting them over the
1:04:12
decades and he's got a new
1:04:14
group of people that are up
1:04:16
on a mountaintop in Switzerland doing
1:04:18
magic that powers his Vampiric plans
1:04:20
whatever they are and even drew
1:04:22
the beautiful maps that are the
1:04:25
handouts exactly yeah well I think
1:04:27
with a possibly vampiric or at
1:04:29
least definitely a cultic cartographer that
1:04:31
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