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Today in the nerdy news
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you need to know about
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analysts say the Nintendo switch
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2 is gonna crush console
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records Sydney Sweeney is set
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to star in the new
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it takes two movie and
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we got a double dose
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of layoffs. Oh, that's not a
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good one. Yeah, but of all
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this and more because this
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is kind of funny games
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daily To kind of
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funny games daily for
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Friday, April 25th, 2025.
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I'm one of your
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host, Greg Miller, alongside
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the Hispanic Heartrop, Texas
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Street, Latino heat, clicking
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heads and ripping them to
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shreds, the Globe, Trottin, heads,
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shot, and three-point shooting,
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Nitro rifle from Twitch.
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I'm okay. Gregi. Something's
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happening. What's up? You
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got your keyboard out? Typical
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anti-fashioned bear. It's
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like you're ready
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to go. You're like,
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wait, I forgot something. And
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you ran off and came
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back. Well, it's, uh, you know, it's
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obviously a very
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momentous occasion, everybody.
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I love you all to put
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your phones up in the sky.
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Happy birthday to you. Happy
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birthday. Happy
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birthday
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to
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you.
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You.
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You.
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You.
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You.
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You.
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You.
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Yeah, well, yeah, my birthday is on Sunday, so
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yeah, today we had to celebrate. Yeah, today we're
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celebrating. And I'd also love to... I
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celebrate your child with a brand
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new alarm. No! No! For your
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baby, for your little baby. Is
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that really? Is it yours? Yeah,
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well that's mine. Yeah, but I'm
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getting it away? Yeah, I'm getting
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it to Ben. You sure? Getting
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it to Ben, yeah. Positive? Because
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he's going to flip. And I
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thank you. Turns out the ladies
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don't love it, Greg. Okay. You
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know. It doesn't work with more
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than one person in the bed.
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Yeah, yeah. It doesn't know how
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to read the motions. Oh man,
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that's good. Happy birthday. Thank you,
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Andy. Give me a hug, come
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here. Love you. Everybody, happy day.
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Everybody, happy birthday to Greg. Of
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course, we're celebrating my birthday today
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by streaming Monster Hunter for like
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five hours, so get ready for
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that everybody in the afternoon. Oh,
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really. Yeah. You're excited about that.
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Hit it. Well, hold on, I'm
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trying to do that. Trying to
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really get the, uh, because we
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need to remind people. That's true.
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You have Twitch prime. And hold
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on. You have Twitch run. All
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that for that. It's the Thanos
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thing, all that for a drop
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of blood. You could just say
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it seven times. If you have
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And we got to help, you
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Yeah, as an employed person. You
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too. Well, me too as well,
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I would love to say employed
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as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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In podcast services around. The Globe.
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Is that one more time? Podcast
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services around what? The Globe. Oh,
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okay. Pocket services around? The glow.
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I like that. It kind of
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sounds like a heartbeat too.
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You know? Do it again.
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It's my birthday. We're celebrating me.
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It's my birthday. We're celebrating me.
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How many peas does one body
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hold? What if we counted them
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until we got old? We'd be
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up in the thousands by now.
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When will it end? Oh no,
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poop train! The producers in the
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room like, I don't know if
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you can super chat with your thoughts and
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opinions. Like Samson did, who said, it's my
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cat Misty's 17th birthday to day too. This is
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my day. All right, I need to share it with
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Misty as Misty as well, all right.
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Golden Spider says gotta pay
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the birthday tax, happy birthday
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to Gregie too, thank you
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very much. No, no, no,
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it's Greg's Day. We're celebrating
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Greg, it's Greg, it's Greg's
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Day. It's Greg's Day. It's
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the observed Greg Day. Happy birthday
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to you. Harmony's are off right now, but
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it's a little, it's really cold outside. It
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is cold, yeah, it's getting your vocal cords
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colded. It's so soft, I guess. We had
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to walk too, the gate isn't working. Ricardo
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Gonzales says, happy birthday to the greatest healing
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history, hope you have a great time with
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Tim's three stars, you know I will. You
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know I will. I'll be doing just obscene
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things to those stars, don't worry. like the
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way the Stanley Cup
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winners in hockey will
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they all the stars
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get like a week
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with it and they
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all go on vacation
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with it and they
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take it everywhere. Push
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your mic away okay.
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That's crazy. And
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I mean, it might be small or
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I might go like, hey, everybody like
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the city. It's really good. I'm a
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psychopath. So I got a win now.
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I got a win. Portland, Kevin says,
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happy birthday, Mr. Seven Stars, Greg Miller,
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and then Melo Fellow says, happy birthday,
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Misty, and Greg. Oh, where they must
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see? Can I at least see a
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photo of Misty? Samson L. Can you
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blue sky me? Why are you trying
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to like approve of whether the cat
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is pretty enough to get up? I
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mean there's some cats that I'm like
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yeah, and then there's other cats are
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like there. Yeah, it's similar to the
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example of a nah cat, you know
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I don't like them when they got
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like the triangular fur. You don't like
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the furry ones. I mean, I like
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cat. I don't like hairless cats. Hold
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on, is your palico a furless one?
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A furless one? A furless one? A
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furless one? No, no, no. Again, it's
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not furless. So I'm not saying they
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need to be hairless. No, but not
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furless, but you know, but not furless,
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but you know what I mean. You
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don't really? Come on, I'm not fat!
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Rain it in! Go fuck yourself! You
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need to look like Garfield. Put up
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the black cat there with the pink
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ribbon. Now that's a cat you can
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set your watch too? That seems even
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more aggressive in the other way that
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you don't like. Listen. I call them
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like I see you. You're all over
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the place here. Get it together. You're
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not a wolf. You're not a snow
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leopard. You're not a snow leopard. It
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is so cute. It thinks it is.
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It thinks it is. It thinks it
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is. It is. It thinks it is.
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It is. It thinks it is. It
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is. It thinks it is. It is.
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It is. It is. Get in the
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champs and get in. I gotta see
8:08
what your cat will flavor is. That's
8:10
cool. I'm drinking. Monster Blue, Ultra Blue
8:13
Hawaiian, this one tastes like pineapple, it's
8:15
so delicious. Was drinking a lot, I'm
8:17
playing Marathon. Huh? You enjoy marathon? We're
8:20
playing a lot of Marathon. Can't we
8:22
just talk more about it? We have
8:24
a Game Scouts coming out of Marathon.
8:26
Yeah. Marathon, da-da-da-ton-ton-ton-ton. I like it when
8:29
the pinkie-bodina-cos. Yeah. I've been enjoying it,
8:31
but last night was a, one of
8:33
those moments where when we played with
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Nick and Mike and Mike. Having the
8:38
most amount of fun winning some fights
8:40
losing some fights last night Was not
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a vaud that you want to watch
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or stream you want to watch if
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you in any way want to be
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encouraged to play this game got it
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Last night was me and Mike now
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granted we were dropping duos in a
8:56
trio's thing for a bit and then
8:58
eventually we got the homie caliph But
9:00
to be our third in the trio,
9:03
but the first four matches or so
9:05
Greg It was like oh what was
9:07
Like, we just bought in, ran into
9:09
a building, ran into a building, no,
9:12
not even that, ran into a building,
9:14
what the fuck are the, oh we're
9:16
dead, we're just, we're dead, we didn't
9:18
know that anybody was here, gotta get
9:21
your head, gotta get, and we weren't
9:23
even, it was really bad, and we
9:25
weren't even, it was just really bad,
9:28
it was like, don't watch it, it
9:30
was just really bad, it was just
9:32
really bad, it was, it was just.
9:34
Yeah, like when you run into a
9:37
building in war zone, and you see
9:39
someone just like run around a corner
9:41
and they go. Ah, okay, okay, okay,
9:43
okay. It's the worst, dude. The worst.
9:46
I was like, get out of this
9:48
game. Go play war zone, you fucking
9:50
freak, you know? God damn 12-year-olds. We're
9:52
an 11-person small business all about live
9:55
talk shows. After kind of funny games,
9:57
you're going to get the kind of
9:59
funny games cast. It is episode 2.
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It is episode 2. I'm fine, I
10:04
don't mind. Of course, this is us,
10:06
me and Mike sitting down with Rich
10:08
and Matt from ESO. doing the deepest
10:11
dive of my career. This is a
10:13
four-part series we're doing in partnership with
10:15
ESO. It's already up on there. Bethesda's
10:17
YouTube channel. Of course we'll have it
10:20
up, like I said, after this. You
10:22
can listen to it on our game
10:24
cast feeds. You can watch it on
10:26
YouTube, watch it on Twitter, hang out
10:29
with the other people. Most importantly, I
10:31
encourage you to do it. Obviously, I
10:33
know, not a lot of ESO crossover
10:36
necessarily. and oh shit, everybody hates it.
10:38
So it's gonna be an interesting response
10:40
to what that was like, how they
10:42
changed, what they did, and how they've
10:45
managed to go for 10 years. So
10:47
please check it out. It's like when
10:49
people weren't interested in F1 and they
10:51
started watching the F1 and they started
10:54
watching the F1 show on Netflix, you
10:56
know? It's because you're not showing the
10:58
F1 show on Netflix, you know? It's
11:00
because you're not into it like, like,
11:03
video game documentaries, I'd ever watched. Yeah.
11:05
and you know watching the the Devs
11:07
of Super Meat Boy being like I
11:09
did not you know expect any of
11:12
this and then we were like wait
11:14
why is our game not on the
11:16
Xbox live store? Really really cool woman
11:19
I just love hearing stories like really
11:21
really cool woman I just love hearing
11:23
stories like that. And then after like
11:25
you said it will be a very
11:28
long monster hunter birthday stream for me
11:30
Greg Miller will hang out together it
11:32
is of course also Misty's birthday we
11:34
do have images of Misty of Misty
11:37
from Samson I have sent them over
11:39
to assets. That's a pretty cat. Misty's
11:41
cute. That's a cute little kitty. First
11:43
off, that's always cute. The face-down thing.
11:46
I used to have that bed too.
11:48
And then yeah, Misty. Misty's cute. That's
11:50
a great photo of Misty right there.
11:53
Happy birthday, Misty. If I was allergic,
11:55
I would. If I was allergic, I
11:57
would, I would buy with Misty. Misty's
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allergic to cats. And then out of
12:02
times Ben goes, I wish I picked
12:04
him up from school. I get him
12:06
in the car, he starts sucking his
12:08
thumb like Ben, you shouldn't suck your
12:11
thumb. And he goes, but I want
12:13
to. And I go, I know buddy,
12:15
but that's what makes your tummy upset.
12:17
And he goes, well, it's my choice.
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And put it back into his mind.
12:22
I was like, damn, my body, my
12:24
choice. He just got me on that
12:27
one. I can't argue that. You know
12:29
what I mean? I did see a
12:31
commercial the other day of this guy
12:33
who was like, I married my scientist,
12:36
married my wife. She has a cat
12:38
and I'm allergic. So I developed this
12:40
medicine, this pill that like, this pill
12:42
that like really helps me. Jen's definitely,
12:45
I mean, she has, her parents have
12:47
cats at home. And so when she
12:49
goes home, she will cuddle these cats
12:51
and then be hoar, like, she, and
12:54
she's done thing, well, I can, we
12:56
could get a cat, I'm like, no,
12:58
we cannot get a cat, Jen. It's
13:01
so funny, looking back and not understanding
13:03
why I was in constant, like, pain
13:05
and punishment, not being able to breathe,
13:07
when I'd go to my grandma's house
13:10
because my aunt had her cat there,
13:12
and it was like. I just think
13:14
back to never being able to sleep
13:16
because of... Like just not being a
13:19
runny nose, just bad red eyes. Same
13:21
with a, that's me for dogs, really,
13:23
weirdly short-haired dogs, really allergic to like
13:25
pit bulls in southern. Anytime I go
13:28
to my aunt's house, it was rough.
13:30
Yeah, Andy's the reason we got a
13:32
dog instead of a cat. So congratulations,
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Lulu. That worked out for you. If
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frames, what will tell you about that
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later for now. Let's begin the show
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with what is, and forever will be,
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the Roper Report. A baker's does it!
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Oh, I like that. I like that,
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that's good. Number one of the Roper
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Report, Nintendo Switch 2 will be the
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biggest... console launch ever according to one
14:06
analyst. Jordan Midler VGC reports Nintendo Switch
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2 is set to enjoy the biggest
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console launch in history according to an
14:13
analyst. Previously analysts had predicted that the
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Nintendo will that Nintendo will likely produce
14:18
between six and eight million units of
14:20
the console by the time of the
14:22
June launch. Now an analyst has claimed
14:24
that there is the constant that The
14:27
console's incredible popular pre-order campaign in Japan
14:29
may point to the Nintendo
14:31
switch to and join the
14:34
biggest console launch in history.
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Quote, as Japan accounts for
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a third of global switch
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installation base, it implies 6.6
14:43
million pre-orders globally said
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Pelham Smithers globally said
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Pelham Smithers Globally said
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Pelham Smithers Associates.
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No, I'm saying what you said,
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right? What did you say? No.
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Well, you say Pelham, though,
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right? Yeah, I would go
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Pelham, yeah. What was I
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saying, Pelham? Pelham. I'm such
15:06
an idiot. Add it to the
15:09
board. Ghost of what? It's
15:11
all there. What's the sequel
15:14
to Ghost of Ghost? Yote.
15:16
Yote. Yote. Okay. Someone in
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the subreddit said
15:21
yesterday. Best Duo. Greg
15:23
and Andy, you know what I mean? At the time
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of writing the two biggest console launches
15:27
in history both belong to Sony with
15:30
the PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 5 tied
15:32
at a reported 4.5 million units during
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the first two months on the market.
15:36
It's worth noting that the PlayStation 5
15:39
faced constant stock issues during its
15:41
first year, meaning the PS5 would
15:43
have likely eclipsed the PlayStation 4
15:45
if stock had been available. Earlier
15:47
this week, Nintendo President Shuntaro.
15:49
Burukawa warned that a significant
15:51
number of players in Japan will
15:53
miss out on Nintendo switch two
15:55
pre-orders after 2.2 million applied for
15:58
its Mine Nintendo pre-order lottery. Pre-orders
16:00
for the console opened in the US
16:03
this week with players reporting constant issues
16:05
with attempting to pre-order the console online.
16:07
Pre-orders in the UK and Europe went
16:10
live earlier this month following the Nintendo
16:12
switch to direct presentation. How have
16:14
I not heard? I know we got people over there
16:16
from the UK. Did you have a bunch of
16:18
problems? Was it easy? Smooth sailing for everybody
16:20
else? It sounds like it. At least people
16:22
from our chat would check in and be
16:24
like, oh yeah, I don't live in the
16:26
US. I already pre-ordered mine. I think
16:28
it's just an issue with website
16:31
design. Like are we, do they have
16:33
like the metric system of websites
16:35
and we have the, the other
16:37
one, Imperial? Remember it's so much
16:39
smaller over in the UK. Less
16:41
people, less computers. Isn't it what
16:43
like, you know, England's like, England's
16:46
Texas or some shit? Yeah, I
16:48
think it's the size of Rhode Island.
16:50
So, it's just a lot of castles
16:52
too. They can't have Wi-Fi. Yeah, how are
16:54
they going to run a hard line to
16:57
that? You got the surfs out there? They
16:59
don't have Wi-Fi terrible out there. The numbers
17:01
here, Greg, are, you know, not a lot
17:03
of people speaking with their wallets, I guess.
17:06
Like, you know, in terms of the price
17:08
raises. But I remember there was a, there
17:10
was a bit of time where people were
17:12
like, man, this could just be another
17:14
Wii U, watch out in Nintendo, and
17:17
Nintendo. And I think we're just in a
17:19
different era and a different era. And
17:21
more importantly, I think these high
17:23
estimates and these high predictions really
17:26
speak to people that are like, yeah,
17:28
I'm kind of tired of this fucking old
17:30
machine looking like garbage. And also, I mean,
17:32
the, the way switch has become so
17:35
mainstream looking like garbage. And also,
17:37
I mean, the, the way switch has
17:39
become so mainstream, where it really is
17:41
the ubiquitous console, where, you know, even
17:44
when we talk about console wars and
17:46
Xbox PlayStation, you never can count for
17:48
Nintendo, because it's got to be. Can
17:51
you imagine how how
17:53
things would be on a
17:55
like not even just sales
17:58
level but for an
18:00
expert in excitement if Apple waited like
18:02
seven years to put out the next iPhone. You
18:04
know, like I feel like, you know, once it
18:07
once Americans have had this piece of
18:09
hardware for long enough, it's this is such
18:11
a different thing of hardware sales where
18:13
they look at this next upgrade and don't
18:15
feel like, I don't need that new one,
18:17
I don't need that new one, I can
18:19
wait, you know, but this one,
18:22
it's like, no, I've had this
18:24
long enough. I'm ready for the
18:26
next thing. There's been a lot
18:28
of great responses to my UK
18:30
jokes over there, but Nick here
18:32
gets the best. Nick says, UK
18:34
here, traded my family donkey, and
18:37
swayed in from mine. A swain.
18:39
A swain. A singular swain. Of
18:41
course, this is all well and
18:43
good. I'm glad that. What's the
18:45
name for? Oh, Pelham. Pelham. Pelham. Pelham
18:48
Smithers. of Pelham Smithers Associates believes this,
18:50
but we only listen to one analyst.
18:52
That kind of funny, all right? And
18:54
his name is Matt Piscotella from Sir
18:57
Con. I did not reach out to
18:59
Matt, I could have done that, I
19:01
should have done that, but instead he
19:03
blew skied. And so we can just read that.
19:06
Matt says, there are two things you need to
19:08
have to reach the biggest console launch
19:10
in history of whatever. Demand, but you
19:12
also need the units to sell. Having
19:14
the biggest console launch ever would be
19:17
cool, sure, but it'd primarily be a
19:19
reflection on production. Can't read more
19:21
into it than that, really. Real test comes
19:23
in year two, when the price in
19:25
sensitive enthusiasts are satiated and units have
19:27
to start selling to mass market.
19:29
All the dynamics change. Great starts
19:32
don't guarantee great finishes and vice
19:34
versa, etc., etc. T-L-D-R, the supply
19:36
chain, logistics and operations folks at
19:38
the console manufacturers are the real
19:40
people that make this happen and
19:42
deserve love and propsps. Very true.
19:44
Remember how hard it was to just,
19:46
the amount of time and how long
19:48
it lasted to get a PS5 during
19:50
the pandemic. Sure. And it was not just
19:53
websites being busted or whatever, it
19:55
was just a supply chain issue
19:57
and just a lot of issues
19:59
with manufacturing. If those issues don't really
20:01
crop up here, then yeah, we can see
20:03
these numbers be absolutely nuts. But it's really
20:05
just all dependent, like Matt saying, on production
20:07
and manufacturing. So my question to you, Andy,
20:09
becomes this. And Super Chat, of course, I
20:12
want to know what you think of all
20:14
this. Do you think they hit these numbers?
20:16
Most likely, have you pre-ordered? What's your preordered
20:18
story, Benson's, preordered day. How many donkeys have
20:20
you sold for yours in the UK? When
20:22
do you think you're able to walk into
20:25
a target, because that's all we have out
20:27
here, a Best Buy, no Walmart, and buy
20:29
a switch off the shelf, or switch two
20:31
off the shelf? Readily available type shit. I
20:33
would say within, within the year, within a
20:36
year of launch. You don't think, I mean,
20:38
I feel like when we start to go
20:40
down out of, okay, cool. Outside of holiday
20:42
season, maybe? Yeah, I think you have to
20:44
get through, I would think you're looking at.
20:46
And I don't know, who knows. People celebrate
20:49
Andy's birthday month in February and we'll be
20:51
buying them up nonstop, you know. I think
20:53
you gotta get to 2026, yeah. Because I
20:55
think by the time the launch hype dies
20:57
down, that's when the Christmas hype ramps up.
20:59
And I think it's now you have it
21:02
where it's like, what would have been, you
21:04
know, nerds like us, the kids that go
21:06
to school with their switch, then they infect
21:08
the kids there of like, oh, I need
21:10
this for Christmas, and then you get a
21:12
whole new hype train, Well there's still fortnight
21:15
on the switch. I know but buy them
21:17
clear obscure on PS5 or X, but you
21:19
know what I mean? We gotta help the
21:21
kids man. I've tried, I've tried Andy. Gosh,
21:23
yeah. Kids playing robots all the damn time
21:25
and it's like that's cool but like there's
21:28
other games man. Yeah. Check out this game
21:30
called Doom, you know what I mean? Like
21:32
it is so metal. It's hard to imagine
21:34
for those kids how you cross them over.
21:36
I know this is another conversation we had
21:39
with Matt Piscotella when he came in for
21:41
our amazing games cast with him and I
21:43
mean dialed in but you know how do
21:45
you get the people who are playing Fortnite
21:47
in Roblox and Minecraft how do you get
21:49
them to actually go outside of their comfort
21:52
zone and play something else and then fall
21:54
in love with games beyond that one thing
21:56
beyond honestly I think that the last of
21:58
us TV show has been helping out and
22:00
continue to help out and if we continue
22:02
to have really good serious adaptations of serious
22:05
IP it just teaches people more that games
22:07
are more than this I will never forget
22:09
going back home and Having a PS5 that
22:11
I had sent back to my parents' house,
22:13
and when I was finally back home for
22:15
Christmas, I booted up Godowar Ragnarock, and I'm
22:18
playing through that, and I'm just like showing
22:20
the whole family, look how crazy this shit
22:22
is, like how amazing this experience is so
22:24
far. And then my sister-in-law, going, so what
22:26
are you doing in the game? I was
22:28
like, well, it's a story, it's a, it's
22:31
a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's
22:33
a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's
22:35
a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's
22:37
a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's
22:39
a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's
22:42
a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's
22:44
a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's
22:46
a, it's a, You know, fucking, what's a
22:48
little boy's name? Trace. Trace, that guy. Kind
22:50
of funny, kind of feudy, or game showdown,
22:52
last place. Name, a character, God of war.
22:55
I think I said Demetrius for the head
22:57
guy, I forget. Like, and we're seeing these
22:59
amazing moments play out, right? And then my
23:01
sister's all being like, so, what is the,
23:03
what do you do? Because all she's used
23:05
to, seeing my nephew run around an apex,
23:08
should other people, die. Yeah. Run around a
23:10
four night show other people die and I
23:12
was like well it's a story that unfold
23:14
it's just your character and you get stronger
23:16
and you have this bond with your son
23:18
that you're kind of exploring your like it
23:21
is a really adult sort of situation but
23:23
you're also fighting as the method of getting
23:25
through all that and it was it blew
23:27
me away that that isn't like that isn't
23:29
fully knowledgeable to a lot of people out
23:31
there to where they just look at video
23:34
games and think yeah Mario Cart world Or
23:36
a Mario cart, and of course, you know,
23:38
the kids playing roadblocks of Fort Night and
23:40
Call of Duty. I was thinking about this
23:42
last night, actually, of like, how strange video
23:45
games are games. to game. And this is
23:47
even from my own perspective. But it was
23:49
that thing of like, okay, after today's Monster
23:51
Hunter stream, I think I'm gonna have kick
23:53
the junk from my system. Robert, cool. I've
23:55
accomplished what I want to accomplish for right
23:58
now. You're going to un install? No, no,
24:00
no. God no, no, fuck no. I'll be
24:02
checking it out. They do events in all
24:04
these things weekly. But it's like, I, I,
24:06
last night playing it, I was like, I'm
24:08
in a great place with what I wanted
24:11
from the Blossom festival, what I want my
24:13
gear to be, I don't need, I'm like,
24:15
I'm in a great place with what I
24:17
wanted from the Blossom from the Blossom from
24:19
the Blossom from the Blossom Festival, what I
24:21
want, what I want, what I want, what
24:24
I want, what I want, what I want,
24:26
what I want, what I want, what I
24:28
want, what I want, what I want, what
24:30
I want, what I want, what I want,
24:32
what I want, what, what, what, what, what,
24:34
what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
24:37
what, what, what, I want, I want, I
24:39
want, I was like, I wonder how many
24:41
hours I'm actually in the sink into oblivion.
24:43
And then I was thinking about like, if
24:45
you were to there and actually take and
24:48
do the math of an open world Bethesda
24:50
RPG. How much time is me just walking
24:52
to the next thing versus when you're playing,
24:54
I was thinking of Ben playing Donkey Kong
24:56
Tropical Freeze on his switch, where it is
24:58
there's always, you're constantly doing something, right? But
25:01
when Ben looks at me playing an oblivion,
25:03
which he hasn't, but if he was to,
25:05
I think he's playing an oblivion, which he
25:07
hasn't, but if he was to, I think
25:09
he seems to play Starfield, right, me just
25:11
running across a planet, me just running out
25:14
into Tamriel, right? I fight, I fight a
25:16
wolf or whatever, but I fight a wolf
25:18
or whatever, but I fight a wolf or
25:20
whatever, but I'm not onto the next thing,
25:22
but I'm not onto the next thing, but
25:24
I'm not onto the next thing, but I'm
25:27
not onto the next thing, but I'm not
25:29
onto the next thing, but I'm, but I'm
25:31
not onto the next thing, but I'm, but
25:33
I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but
25:35
I'm, juxtaposition is for people when they start
25:37
to actually consider what games are. Barry you
25:40
popped in. Something I'd also just considered that
25:42
I don't know if a lot of people
25:44
have is kind of with the free to
25:46
play stuff that is easy access for kids
25:48
to get into. I feel like there's less
25:51
incentive of like kind of the hand-me-down culture
25:53
in terms of video games. A lot of
25:55
me getting into video games growing up was
25:57
babysitters either giving me N-64 cartridges they didn't
25:59
want anymore or you know playing on my
26:01
dad's like PS1 or whatever. And so I
26:04
think in terms of that there's something interesting
26:06
where so much of my gaming history is
26:08
from old old hardware that people didn't want
26:10
anymore. I got an N64 on my fifth
26:12
birthday in 2000. I think the Game Cube
26:14
came out like that year, the year after
26:17
or whatever. I think like I didn't have
26:19
my own next console because my stepdad had
26:21
the PS2 until the 360. And so I
26:23
think there's something to be said there because
26:25
there isn't like a, hey I'm gonna give
26:27
you this old switch and then all these
26:30
old games, you know, the switch has fortnight,
26:32
you know, so there's something there as well.
26:34
That's also interesting. Hopefully. Hopefully, like I was
26:36
mentioning these awesome TV adaptations, kind of showing
26:38
people that like, hey, the gaming is more
26:40
than what do you think it is, but
26:43
also, we have Grand Theft Auto Six, and
26:45
that going to be the massive phenomenon that
26:47
it's going to be, and kind of maybe
26:49
just hopefully re-ignite and make people kind of
26:51
remember what the medium is. It's just so...
26:54
I think we've talked about this in a
26:56
million different ways, but it's just also the
26:58
economy of the attention economy. Where it is,
27:00
I can't, like, you know, when Ben sits
27:02
down in the morning and he, I'm like,
27:04
what do you want to watch? Like, legitimately,
27:07
you remember when we, it's before school and
27:09
you'd wake up to have your serial and
27:11
watch TV, it's whatever it was on. V.R.
27:13
Troop, V. V.R. Troopers, Beelborgs, I'm watching, I'm.
27:15
V.R. Troopers, Beatleborgs, I'm watching. I'm watching, Vow.
27:17
V. VEv. V. V. V. V. V. V.
27:20
V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V.
27:22
V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V.
27:24
V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V.
27:26
V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V.
27:28
V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V.
27:30
V. V. V. V. eight-year-old kid. I don't
27:33
want to watch this show. And so it's
27:35
such an interesting thing of like I wonder
27:37
if that you know on-demand nature also that
27:39
keeps away like Ben you know there's been
27:41
many a Greg Way question that I think
27:43
I'm only it's only infiltrated once or twice
27:46
of like if I would you know before
27:48
when Ben was super small when I started
27:50
him on like an NES and then bring
27:52
him up to like modern games and then
27:54
now it's been more like how do I
27:57
pick what to show him and it's very
27:59
much he picks based on his interests right
28:01
like he sees sonic on TV and I'm
28:03
like oh well sonics a game and then
28:05
we play a bunch of different sonic games
28:07
and then that leads to Mario games at
28:10
least doggy con because he he picks based
28:12
on characters and exactly it's IP and stuff
28:14
like that right when you're kind of walking
28:16
down the you know the old the old
28:18
guy looking at a look at a book
28:20
being like yeah I'm gonna you know buy
28:23
this game or buy this book so it's
28:25
interesting you know we've had a couple different
28:27
super chats and regular chats come in one
28:29
of them came from jacuba I believe over
28:31
on twitch who said peer pressure is how
28:33
you get them into playing other stuff Which
28:36
on one hand is true, but on the
28:38
other hand, I think is completely false. Because
28:40
I always go back to when Jack Post's
28:42
son, 10-year-old, was here last summer, right? And
28:44
we were playing hell dot. We were playing
28:46
Fortnite with him, and we kept trying to
28:49
get him to play hell divers. And they
28:51
finally started playing hell divers, and they finally
28:53
started playing hell divers, and they finally started
28:55
playing hell divers, and they started playing hell
28:57
divers, and they finally started playing hell divers,
28:59
and lovedavers, and they finally started playing hell
29:02
divers, and they started playing, and they started
29:04
playing hell divers, and they started playing, and
29:06
they started playing hell divers, and they started
29:08
playing, and they started playing hell divers, and
29:10
they started playing, and they started playing hell
29:13
divers, and they started playing, and they started
29:15
playing, and they started playing, playing, and they
29:17
started playing, playing, playing, playing, playing, playing hell
29:19
divers, playing, playing, playing, playing, playing, playing, playing,
29:21
playing, playing, in front of thousands of people
29:23
playing this game and had a great time
29:26
and it's funny and it's this and it's
29:28
that but I can't convince you I guess
29:30
to buy it to play it to break
29:32
away from fortnight and it's the same thing
29:34
for jumps double O4 in the live chat
29:36
on YouTube said a story that I'll butcher
29:39
I'll butcher I'm sure that I'll I'll chat
29:41
on YouTube said a story that I'll butcher
29:43
I'm sure that I can't try so I
29:45
can get him to play a real fellow
29:47
to In a super chat in anime there
29:49
are gateway anime like deathnote cowboy bebop and
29:52
attack on Titan. What are the gateway games?
29:54
I mean I mean I think there's different
29:56
definition of gateway though because it comes into
29:58
genres at that point and also like who's
30:00
your audience in terms of age yeah I
30:02
think Mario is a great one. I do
30:05
think again Ben loves all Mario games and
30:07
we've gone through all of them and he
30:09
wants to go back to 64 some days
30:11
and some days he wants to play wonder
30:13
like and knows what that is and likes
30:16
that. And honestly like another thing that I
30:18
know was popular for my friends and I
30:20
growing up was like IP games that's another
30:22
way to like a gateway for. Matthew Aldo
30:24
says Super Smash Brothers Ultimate got my kids
30:26
interested in so many games like Mega man
30:29
Pacman Cuphead and the Nintendo. license games and
30:31
stuff right like i like star wars so
30:33
then it's easy for me to get into
30:35
like starbusters is the whole reason i like
30:37
video games right because i saw that and
30:39
i was like i want to play that
30:42
but then that's also tough when fortnight literally
30:44
has every fucking franchise and yeah yeah what
30:46
i peer out there like even for kids
30:48
at this you know they're not watching i
30:50
carly or whatever you know what i mean
30:52
like what are the things growing up that
30:55
that do they do they have their This
30:57
is going to sound insanely ignorant and I
30:59
apologize, but like, do they have their version
31:01
of what Spongebob is or are they just
31:03
opening Tik-Tok and or... I think they do.
31:05
I mean, playing Roblots and stuff. Yeah, I
31:08
guess so, yeah. The young kids paw patrol,
31:10
like, you know, I mean, like, there's all
31:12
this stuff happening. But yeah, we have lost
31:14
that. You come home from school and what's
31:16
on, it's ghost rider, it's ghost rider, it's
31:19
fucking car, it's... Would look at a superhero
31:21
game and go, oh shit, you know, I
31:23
love watching the Spider-Man cartoons or the movies
31:25
or whatever. Let me buy that Spider-Man game.
31:27
Well, I was going to say Eldon Ring,
31:29
but we're raising the kids correctly. Oh sure,
31:32
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be decided which lead role Sweeney will
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be playing, Zoe or Mio. Released on
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March 6th, the game quickly became a
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positive reviews and massive sales. According to
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Hayes Light, the game sold more than
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2 million copies in the first week
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following its launch, and that number continues
35:24
to rise at a rapid clip. Andy
35:26
Cortez? Thoughts. I mean, she's also gonna
35:28
be in the Gundam movie, which is
35:31
huge. I'm at a weird place with,
35:33
even the split fiction used being a
35:35
thing. I really thought you're gonna be
35:37
a city Sweeney. Real racist family now,
35:39
but like It kind of reminds me
35:41
how I felt when you go. Oh,
35:43
they're making a they're making a twisted
35:45
metal TV show like there's Are am
35:47
I? in that weird universe where twisted
35:49
metals like the number one IP like
35:52
I understand split fiction great video game.
35:54
Yeah and that's who she's got to
35:56
be right she's got to be the
35:58
redhead the fantasy one the I mean
36:00
is she's doing English accent is that
36:02
I can't do an English accent is
36:04
that Zoe I forget if that was
36:06
Zoe is that Zoe is that Zoe?
36:08
No I think the other way around
36:11
that was Mio? No maybe you're right
36:13
I think Mio is the dark is
36:15
the dark haired well maybe we don't
36:17
If I'm right, Mio was the one
36:19
time. She said, oh man, I've had,
36:21
it's so rough out here because of
36:23
my personal life and I don't find
36:25
joy in anything until I find my
36:27
friend and we go through this. I
36:29
don't know, I appreciate it. No one's
36:32
been able to correct. No one. No
36:34
one. No one is corrected or so
36:36
finally? Mio A. She says Mio is
36:38
the dark soul. Not dark souls. I'm
36:40
happy that more and more adaptations are
36:42
you know, we're we're sort of we've
36:44
eclipsed the comic book And we're going
36:46
into video game movie and more and
36:48
more of these IP are going to
36:50
get green lit and That's cool because
36:53
that puts more of a focus and
36:55
that will hopefully lead to more sales
36:57
and things like that But I do
36:59
think it's it's kind of odd that
37:01
a game that came out this year
37:03
is already kind of getting this level
37:05
of attention for a movie. Yeah, maybe
37:07
it's just because of Maybe it's the
37:09
source material. Maybe it's like you know,
37:12
it's more easily adaptable because of the
37:14
different situations they're going through because it's,
37:16
you know, two characters that get pushed
37:18
into a video game and that's kind
37:20
of every video game movie. Yeah, yeah,
37:22
yeah. That's exactly what... this is you
37:24
know and I think this is the
37:26
premise of genre blending and stuff I
37:28
think that's kind of an easy pitch
37:30
to Hollywood for them to be like
37:33
ooh we can get sci-fi and fantasy
37:35
fans together in the theater you could
37:37
put your tron in here and we
37:39
could put your tron in here and
37:41
we could put you know warcraft or
37:43
what I don't know I think all
37:45
that I think you're 100 percent right
37:47
I think again like they see that
37:49
success those two million units in the
37:51
first week let alone of course the
37:54
success of haze you see that they've
37:56
got the juice and like again remember
37:58
what we're talking about here and how
38:00
movies work there they've announced this with
38:02
Sydney Sweeney attached and John Shoe attached
38:04
right so and then now we're going
38:06
to studio so like you're still quite
38:08
a ways from the next step of
38:10
this getting made I remember when they
38:13
optioned an antler movie back in the
38:15
day when I was at Mizzo like
38:17
somebody wrote a script about this thing
38:19
and it was gonna have one of
38:21
the first bachelors in it like I
38:23
was in charge the time so I
38:25
had to give a interviews and stuff,
38:27
that movie never happened. You know what
38:29
I mean? It's just things getting snatched
38:31
up and what's going on. I think
38:34
again to your point, what you and
38:36
Barrett are talking about, like, it makes
38:38
sense why. You can show this trailer
38:40
to someone and they go, I get
38:42
what this movie would be. Right. And,
38:44
you know, it's also important to note
38:46
that it's April 2025. You gotta assume
38:48
this movie. come out in 2027 or
38:50
2028 and we'll have like five different
38:52
directors and producers and writers that have
38:55
been laid off or left the project
38:57
or whatever. Maybe Sydney Sweeney leaves in
38:59
two years, who knows? Because that just
39:01
kind of seems to be the story
39:03
with a lot of these things. You
39:05
bringing up the handler thing always reminds
39:07
me of way back in the day
39:09
reading that, uh... freaking Mark Wobberg's production
39:11
company buying the rights of the co-heating
39:14
Cambria story for a movie rights Yeah,
39:16
and I was like holy shit. They're
39:18
making it and then like it never
39:20
happened of course Yeah, they're just buying
39:22
rights with it In the chat you
39:24
had mentioned you've never finished split fiction
39:26
Alex Frazier does super chat and say
39:28
what are those unaccounted four hours Andy?
39:30
I really cursed him for bringing up
39:32
this unaccounted hours thing. Yeah. Because now
39:35
it's just become Mike's staple. Sure. And
39:37
it's just a lot of creative. I
39:39
don't know. Yeah, yeah. It's like that
39:41
time that he definitely heard a phrase,
39:43
a folly of errors and then repeated
39:45
it. Yeah, like he, you know, that's
39:47
not something he ever learned in school.
39:49
Yeah. So you have no answer for
39:51
words. I mean, the unaccounted four hours
39:53
are just, I saw you for 12
39:56
hours today. Give me time. Give me
39:58
space, you know what I mean? Where's
40:00
Mike text back to Andy? Last night,
40:02
you know, last night after Mayor, I'm
40:04
like, all right, that was my last
40:06
one in marathon. No, no, no, it's
40:08
not. You both, you fucking, you hit
40:10
the button. Like, no, I have games
40:12
daily, I need to stop sleeping. Joe,
40:15
Ferra. Joe so far as? No, no,
40:17
no, Ferrelli. I think I got it.
40:19
It's not Ferrelli, but Ferrelli, maybe it
40:21
is Ferrelli. Anyways, Joe, says, Sydney Sweeney
40:23
doing split fiction, outrun with Michael Bay,
40:25
and the live-action Gun to movie, Sydney,
40:27
come on the podcast. Yeah. Anybody knows
40:29
Sydney Sweeney and wants to put in
40:31
a good word for us, go for
40:33
it. I don't know if she went
40:36
to Glenn Powell's wedding his she went
40:38
as his date to his sister's wedding
40:40
and every flipped out when was this
40:42
it was like right after they broke
40:44
the news of her was it once
40:46
you show that photo with the with
40:48
the no ring on her hand or
40:50
whatever no ring on her hand or
40:52
whatever no I don't think so but
40:54
maybe I haven't seen that you got
40:57
to come here for all your news
40:59
everybody like we should be well you
41:01
know she's so tied in the Sydney
41:03
Sweeney Sweeney report you know you know
41:05
you know what I'm down? We need
41:07
to be posted on City Sweeney News
41:09
as well. City Sweeney, Sweeney, Glen Powell,
41:11
Sister's Wedding. Are you making sure this
41:13
wasn't in your multiverse? No, I'm just
41:16
going to read to you the real
41:18
thing, you know what I mean? Okay.
41:20
Well, this is it. I haven't heard
41:22
this. This is breaking news to me.
41:24
Oh shit. And from when? This is
41:26
from April 2nd. But Paul says this
41:28
is why Sydney Sweeney was actually at
41:30
a sister's wedding. I don't believe it.
41:32
He'll try to cover up Glenn. He
41:34
insisted. There's a simple explanation for why
41:37
she was there and no, it wasn't
41:39
as his date. Leslie and Sydney, the
41:41
sister, are obviously great friends and it
41:43
was a hell of a wedding. The
41:45
pals know how to do it right,
41:47
he said. Okay. We'll get to the
41:49
bottom of that. You know what I
41:51
mean? Okay. We'll get Glenn Powell on
41:53
here. Cross examination. We'll get some real
41:56
answers on this one. Moving on, number
41:58
three on the Roper report, skate won't
42:00
be playable offline. This is Victoria Kennedy
42:02
at Euro gamer. Skate developer Full Circle
42:04
has stated its upcoming reboot won't have
42:06
an offline mode. This is because, quote,
42:08
the game and city known as San
42:10
Vanster Dam. are designed to be a
42:12
living breathing massively multiplayer skateboarding sandbox and
42:14
both are always online and always evolving.
42:17
According to a recent column by the
42:19
developer skate players will notice changes to
42:21
sand vaster dam itself as time goes
42:23
on as well as quote smaller things
42:25
like live events and other live events
42:27
and other in-game activities and so the
42:29
studio can deliver on its vision skate
42:31
will always require a live connection. Full
42:33
circle says this may not be a
42:35
surprise to anyone who has been partaking.
42:38
After all the original games were offline.
42:40
Then again, the skate revival will be
42:42
a free to play title on its
42:44
release, so perhaps some were already expecting
42:46
an online connection as standard. In addition
42:48
to chatting about the lack of an
42:50
offline mode, the skate team also addressed
42:52
the playtest microtransactions. As reported in March,
42:54
microtransactions were added during the games closed
42:57
alpha test. Quote, we know that using
42:59
real money during a play test is
43:01
a little unusual, but we think it's
43:03
the best way to properly assess and
43:05
adjust the system before launch, full circle
43:07
said today. If you see prices or
43:09
other things changing over time, please understand
43:11
that this is normal. And of course
43:13
you will receive the amount you spend
43:15
during playtest in San Van Bucks, SVB,
43:18
when we- I like that less. When
43:20
we reset for early access launch, end
43:22
quote. As to when we will be
43:24
able to get our hands on skate,
43:26
Full Circle remains committed to its 2025
43:28
early access release window, although it hasn't
43:30
shared a more specific date yet. The
43:32
last portion of this article felt like
43:34
parody. It's not like something we it's
43:36
an article they'd be reading in GTA-6
43:39
on the internet. Yeah, the sand van
43:41
bucks and everything. I'm not surprised by
43:43
this. I think that it will disappoint
43:45
some and I think that it will
43:47
be a big deal and there will
43:49
be an outcry for maybe four days
43:51
that people will forget and then people
43:53
will. End up just moving on and
43:55
then buying skate whenever it comes out
43:58
now these play tests. Oh, and Jay
44:00
Show says this game is going to
44:02
be D-O-A I want super chats on
44:04
youtube.com/kind of funny games. Do you think
44:06
this game is going to be D-O-A?
44:08
Are you excited for skate? Do you
44:10
care about any of the stuff we
44:12
just talked about? Sorry, back to you.
44:14
I mean, you're I don't disagree with
44:16
that when it just with you mentioning,
44:19
you know, you know, it's a everybody's
44:21
fighting, you know, you know, you know,
44:23
you know, you know, you know, you
44:25
know, it's fighting, you know, you know,
44:27
you know, you know, you know, you
44:29
know, you know, you know, you know,
44:31
you know, you know, you know, you
44:33
know, you know, you know, you know,
44:35
you know, you know, you know, you
44:37
know, you know, you know, you know,
44:40
you know, you know, you know, you
44:42
But yeah, I I don't when are
44:44
these plate tests? Who's are they embargoed?
44:46
I got to assume But it's that
44:48
place I said February. I yeah, people
44:50
are spending money It just feels like
44:52
I've there's been a lot of missed
44:54
emails like why has nobody here? Participating
44:56
in the play test. I have a
44:59
skate guy. I'm texting them right now.
45:01
Hello, sir. I'm writing this on KFDD
45:03
Are we not in our... I should
45:05
put fucking all caps. Why the fuck
45:07
are we? I thought he was going
45:09
to sound himself to say, oh I
45:11
shouldn't put fuck in this email. Skate.
45:13
Alpha. Is it Alpha, right? Alpha, yeah.
45:15
Or play test or whatever. Alpha play
45:17
test. Thank you. Please respond on it.
45:20
there. This is this this is live.
45:22
I think I think what mainly sucks
45:24
about a lot of you know the
45:26
DOA talk with a lot of different
45:28
games that are trying to exist and
45:30
trying to have a living breathing economy
45:32
for a lack of a better word
45:34
is it's never an indictment on the
45:36
quality of the game. It's just always
45:38
where people are at and and I
45:41
hope that developers no one understand that.
45:43
You know. Amazing games get canceled and
45:45
have their servers shut down. And it's
45:47
never because the game was a bad
45:49
quality. It's because people would rather be
45:51
in their spaces where they already were
45:53
and where their ecosystems are and where
45:55
their money and where their money and
45:57
their accounts are. And there are counter
46:00
types. So let me bring in a
46:02
question or a statement here from the
46:04
chat, which is Fox the future, who
46:06
says there's no way this will be
46:08
DOA. People still play skate 3 online
46:10
to this day. I think as we
46:12
found time and time and time again,
46:14
there's always a way something could be
46:16
DOA. as you're saying, how much there
46:18
is to play, how much is going
46:21
on, all the different things that are
46:23
happening in our world. I also am
46:25
in the belief that, where we get
46:27
into trouble with, will this be DOA,
46:29
will it not, blah, blah, blah, blah,
46:31
is EA. What is EA expecting out
46:33
of this? What does EA need out
46:35
of this? What does even the developer
46:37
full circle need for this to be
46:40
a success? I look at that, and
46:42
that excitesitesites skate. I've missed skate. When
46:44
I hosted the E.A. thing, the E.A.E.3
46:46
play, E.A. play before Xavier Woods killed
46:48
it. Oh, what a shame. I was
46:50
always making jokes about skate because I
46:52
wanted skate to come back and I
46:54
got to announce skate was back and
46:56
I was so excited. So like, it
46:58
coming back and being this always online
47:01
and this thing and this thing and
47:03
the other, it isn't a downer to
47:05
me because maybe I'm going to pop
47:07
in for... 15, 20, 30, what at
47:09
minutes, maybe bigger, bigger sessions, but it
47:11
is, what are the dailies today? Go
47:13
do this thing, earn a cool shirt,
47:15
whatever. Even the microhand. I'm the kind
47:17
of guy who is like, I will
47:19
not buy the overwhelming majority of them,
47:22
but when there is a cool shirt
47:24
that makes my character look more like
47:26
me, when there is a ghostbusters tie
47:28
and whatever, you know, I'd be like,
47:30
yeah, sure, that's like fun. Yeah, sure,
47:32
that's like fun. That's fun. Let's not
47:34
fun. Let's not get her hopes up.
47:36
Let's not get her hopes up. Let's
47:38
up. Let's not get her hopes up.
47:41
Let's up. Let's up. Let's up. You
47:43
know, putting in a gajilian out, hey
47:45
Mike you're here, what's up? Hey Homie,
47:47
what's the difference than just playing the
47:49
game normally if it was a normal
47:51
game? Yeah, I'm gonna do two or
47:53
three missions today and call the day.
47:55
You know, it's like, just a different
47:57
way of thinking when you bring that
47:59
up, it's like, well, why not just
48:02
play, if it was a normal $60
48:04
title, it dropped. Oh, I'm just gonna
48:06
play three missions today and call the
48:08
day. Well, I imagine, I imagine, I
48:10
imagine there's, I imagine there's gonna, I
48:12
imagine there's gonna, there's gonna, there's gonna,
48:14
I imagine there's gonna, there's gonna, there's
48:16
gonna, there's gonna, there's gonna, there's gonna,
48:18
there's gonna, there's gonna, there's gonna, there's
48:20
gonna, there's gonna, there's gonna, there's gonna,
48:23
I imagine, there's gonna, there's gonna, there's
48:25
gonna, there's gonna, there's gonna I think
48:27
a lot of people have drawn the
48:29
line on now this is a live
48:31
service product when it should just be
48:33
skate for like $70 out the bag
48:35
give me the full experience because I
48:37
think my worry goes to now with
48:39
this live service thing is we're gonna
48:42
play early access and all of a
48:44
sudden I'm gonna jump in the sand
48:46
fancier dam and it's gonna have four
48:48
dudes with missions and then eventually those
48:50
missions will run out and it's like
48:52
well now I'm jumping into an open
48:54
world to skate which is what I
48:56
want to do but it's like I
48:58
would rather just have a full world
49:00
that is already created and I play
49:03
at my time not on your time
49:05
so you're coming in with a very
49:07
worthy time not on your time so
49:09
you're coming in with a very worthy
49:11
argument and I appreciate it and I
49:13
appreciate it Counter to that would be
49:15
two examples of I think that do
49:17
it well so far and that don't
49:19
do it well number one being monster
49:21
hunter where you know how much I
49:24
love monster hunter how much I've played
49:26
monster hunter vanilla and here's this blossom
49:28
festival with new shit to go earn
49:30
and no stuff to you and they're
49:32
gonna put they've already put in more
49:34
monsters and they're putting in more monsters
49:36
I'm going to put Monster Hunter down
49:38
like I was saying right after our
49:40
stream today until there's the next big
49:43
update I want to come back to
49:45
because that's exciting for me right? I
49:47
like being able to come back to
49:49
a world I'm invested in. My counter
49:51
so like that's right there of like
49:53
why I wouldn't want it just to
49:55
be hey here's the package skating it's
49:57
done I'd rather have a reason to
49:59
come skate over and over again. My
50:01
other example of doing it wrong I
50:04
think is animal crossing. Amacrossing was the
50:06
biggest fucking thing in the world. Had
50:08
a tiger by a tail. We all
50:10
love that. I love that so much.
50:12
We, majority of us all loved it
50:14
so much, right? Played the fucking shit
50:16
out of it. Was it checking in
50:18
every day? And then it was like,
50:20
oh, this is, that's it. There's nothing
50:22
happening anymore. This isn't alive. This isn't
50:25
changing. This isn't, there's never been beyond
50:27
the first Halloween event where I was
50:29
like, yeah, oh wait, I have to,
50:31
I don't get the shit, I don't
50:33
get the shit until Halloween, until Halloween,
50:35
like, like this sucks, like this sucks,
50:37
like, this sucks, and I've never, this
50:39
sucks, and I've never, and I've never,
50:41
and I've never, and I've never, I've
50:44
never, I've never, I've never, I've never,
50:46
I've never, I've never, like, like, like,
50:48
like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
50:50
like Like I'd rather it be that
50:52
hey there is a full game there
50:54
is a skate game and experience they're
50:56
putting out after early access which I
50:58
still don't I don't want to judge
51:00
them on right and then there is
51:02
all this other stuff to go earn
51:05
and events and this and that I
51:07
think it comes down to do you
51:09
want a smaller amount of people paying
51:11
$70 and having that hardcore audience be
51:13
like I care about this this game
51:15
is back it's it's sort of like
51:17
the the Madden kind of thing where
51:19
it's like football fans and Madden fans
51:21
want to get the Madden game every
51:24
year right? Yeah. Can you sell a
51:26
smaller amount of people on a $70
51:28
product and is that worth it for
51:30
your studio to then fund the next
51:32
thing or whatever? Or the live service
51:34
game that's free and we hope a
51:36
lot of y'all people are spending money
51:38
on it in order to fund whatever
51:40
this is. Yeah. Because if you're not
51:42
funding it and if you're not keeping
51:45
alive it, it will die. And that
51:47
looks like a failure. The life service
51:49
stuff, our service are going down a
51:51
year and a half after, it's easier
51:53
to frame that as a failure and
51:55
like, man, what a fuck, they took
51:57
a big L there. Then we put
51:59
out a campaign, we sold however many
52:01
copies for 70 bucks, we still made
52:03
money. Sure, we're doing like online things
52:06
or whatever, but it's, I always go.
52:08
back to the Outriders thing. Them framing
52:10
it as, this is not a life
52:12
service. You play, you beat the game,
52:14
you play with your friends, and when
52:16
you're done with the game, you're done
52:18
with the game. And because of that,
52:20
you can't frame this as an L.
52:22
If you will stop. because the game
52:25
is done you know yeah like another
52:27
wrinkle of just like the always online
52:29
and all the stuff of like I
52:31
think for a skate game especially with
52:33
the the first three you know my
52:35
memories aren't like playing really online skate
52:37
three it's having friends over and we're
52:39
playing offline and doing all the fun
52:41
modes and stuff is like you know,
52:43
Greg, you're talking about like going back
52:46
and stuff for your dailies. Like I
52:48
would like the idea of being able
52:50
to just go back to that game
52:52
five years down the road, like people
52:54
still are with skate three to this
52:56
day, right? And then also with the
52:58
dead on arrival thing, I don't think
53:00
it'll be dead on arrival because I
53:02
think what that game is offering is
53:04
a bit more unique than a lot
53:07
of other like live service games that
53:09
are usually more like shooter focus. I
53:11
think it'll be. something similar that was
53:13
also released under E.A. was knockout city.
53:15
I don't think knockout city was free
53:17
to play to start, but that was
53:19
definitely one that lived for a bit
53:21
because of its uniqueness being a dodge
53:23
ball game. Yeah, I think it was
53:26
like 20 or 40, I forget. Yeah,
53:28
it was something like that. I think
53:30
they might have pivoted to free to
53:32
play and they're like last, kind of
53:34
last legs. And then they withered away.
53:36
And I could see that easily being
53:38
the story of skate. We will wait
53:40
with bated breath to find out Joey
53:42
says skate threes community is still big
53:44
on tic-toc and then Superchat from Jake
53:47
Jake Jake if there will be other
53:49
players annoying me in the world with
53:51
weird skins like I see here I
53:53
am so out on skate. I do
53:55
not think skate's gonna be for you.
53:57
And what happens when these games completely
53:59
fail Andy? Layoffs! The first one comes
54:01
from Chris Kerr at game developer reporting
54:03
a hundred plus at meta's reality labs
54:05
have been laid off meta has reported
54:08
laid off over 100 employees across its
54:10
reality labs division. The embattled business unit
54:12
houses meta's wearable hardware and software business
54:14
formerly known as Oculus and lost over
54:16
17.7 billion dollars during the last fiscal
54:18
year. Bloomberg is reporting that over 100
54:20
workers have been laid off across the
54:22
division that number comes from a source
54:24
familiar with the situation. Those impact include
54:27
staff working on a meta quest fitness
54:29
application called Supernatural, which I used a
54:31
lot during pandemic and really enjoyed. We
54:33
used it for about four days. You
54:35
did? Yeah. Put it aside next to
54:37
my we fit or whatever the fucking
54:39
switch fit adventure. Right next to the
54:41
chili. Quote, we're deeply saddened to share
54:43
that these changes have resulted in a
54:45
loss of some of our incredibly talented
54:48
team. Meta neglected to comment on the
54:50
exact scope of the layoffs but confirmed
54:52
downsizing is taking place quote Some some
54:54
teams within Oculus studios are undergoing shifts
54:56
in structure and roles and have impacted
54:58
team size said a spokesperson These changes
55:00
are meant to help studios work more
55:02
efficiently on future mixed reality experiences for
55:04
our growing audience while still delivering great
55:06
content for people today in quote The
55:09
representative added that meta remains quote committed
55:11
to investing in mixed reality experiences including
55:13
fitness and games end quote How
55:16
long you think they're committed to that?
55:18
Oh, God. They keep making them out
55:20
of quests. Yeah, hats off to them.
55:22
They keep doing it. They keep financing
55:24
games like Batman Arkham Shadow that we
55:26
loved. They're doing it. I mean, at
55:28
one point, the money pit will run
55:30
dry. The well will run dry and
55:32
you just kind of... Yeah, I don't
55:35
know how long this shit lasts. I
55:37
think that there's still the market out
55:39
there, but they have to severely change
55:41
and... rethink what the strategies are, because
55:43
it's clear that this technology will never
55:45
be a ubiquitous thing. I don't think
55:47
these headsets or anything, until they get
55:49
to the point of your ray bands
55:51
with the... you know, the camera, like
55:54
until they become way less cumbersome, this
55:56
will never become a cell phone. This
55:58
will never become something that is always
56:00
on you until it's something that isn't
56:02
gonna hurt your head or leave marks
56:04
on your face or, you know, get
56:06
your head sweaty or get you motion
56:08
sick or whatever, because I still deal
56:10
with like motion sickness stuff as well.
56:12
I think they just have to, it
56:15
seems like they're doing obviously with these
56:17
layoffs. There is a reshift in what
56:19
are we doing and who are even
56:21
going after anymore. Yeah. I still think,
56:23
I think VR is such a closed
56:25
off experience that I think it just
56:27
dampens the excitement of it. Again, like
56:29
when I finally get time to go
56:31
play downstairs, I don't feel like putting,
56:33
or when I went playing on the
56:36
couch next to Jen, I don't want
56:38
to strap a headset on. I don't
56:40
want to strap a headset on. I
56:42
don't want to move everything. Like when
56:44
I was doing supernatural, you know, we
56:46
live in SF apartments, right? I had
56:48
to get up and move the kitchen.
56:50
So yeah, VR is an interesting case,
56:52
but we're talking about laughs. We'll get
56:54
back to that more about it. For
56:57
now, the next one comes from Samuel
56:59
Roberts at Games Industries. The big con
57:01
developer drops an unconfirmed number of employees.
57:03
The big con developer, Mighty Yell, has
57:05
laid off an unconfirmed number of employees.
57:07
That is, as it approaches the release
57:09
of its next title, all systems dance.
57:11
As shared on the Toronto-based company's Blue
57:13
Sky Account, the statement pointed to financial
57:15
challenges being the reason behind the studio
57:18
laying off a few of its developers.
57:20
This is not a decision we came
57:22
too easily and we know the impact
57:24
it will have on our team and
57:26
community. We want to be as transparent
57:28
as possible regarding the layoffs and the
57:30
difficult state of funding in games. We
57:32
are still on track for the release
57:34
of all systems dance and we will
57:36
share news about the launch very soon.
57:39
But right now, what's important is supporting
57:41
our team through this tough time. While
57:43
we wish layoffs could be avoided, we
57:45
are hopeful that we will get through
57:47
this difficult chapter and bring as many
57:49
members of the Dev team as possible
57:51
in the near future. Quote,
57:53
end quote. Mighty Yell has put out
57:56
two games so far. The big con
57:58
in 2021 and adventure games set in
58:00
the 90s won't. Night in the Attic
58:02
is a 2023 first person VR game
58:04
about interacting with an intricate labyrinth board
58:07
game. All systems dance, meanwhile, is a
58:09
rhythm action adventure game set in a
58:11
dystopian world. I would like to think,
58:13
I know more than the average person
58:16
about the goings on in the industry.
58:18
I have not heard of any of
58:20
what you just read. Oh yeah, the
58:22
big con was one I liked at
58:24
a preview session. I like that a
58:27
preview session. Oh, I mean, years ago,
58:29
this is 2021 game, so 2020 probably,
58:31
or something. But it was like, it
58:33
kind of looked like a Nickelodeon cartoon,
58:36
and it was set in a mall
58:38
in the 90s. It had a good
58:40
vibe. Okay. But again, it didn't make
58:42
waves, and I don't know if I
58:44
even played it enough to care about
58:47
it, or not care about it, but
58:49
to have an opinion on it. Right.
58:51
So yeah. There are a small team,
58:53
so hard squat time in terms of
58:56
that, and obviously, everybody who got laid
58:58
it, who got laid off, who got
59:00
laid off, who got laid off, who
59:02
got laid off, who got laid off,
59:04
who got laid off, who got laid
59:07
off, who got laid off, Number five,
59:09
and maybe better news, IGM publisher ZIF
59:11
Davis is suing Open AI. This is
59:13
Benjamin Mowen at the New York Times.
59:16
So get him ZIF, is if a
59:18
person? No. ZIF Davis, the digital publisher
59:20
behind tech sites like Mashable, PC MAG
59:22
and Life Hacker, and IGEN, even though
59:24
New York Times doesn't want to give
59:27
credit to that, sued open AI on
59:29
Thursday joining a wave of media companies
59:31
accusing the artificial intelligence giant of stealing
59:33
its content. Zif Davis is one of
59:36
the largest publishers in the United States
59:38
and I'm sorry with more than 45
59:40
sites globally that together attract an average
59:42
of 22, geez I can't read today,
59:44
292 million visitors per month and is
59:47
among the biggest media companies pressing a
59:49
claim against open AI. You know, I'm
59:51
going to read for you? No, I
59:53
got it. I just for some reason
59:56
stalled out there. I don't know what.
59:58
They put a little, you know. declaration
1:00:00
here of the course the New York
1:00:02
Times is also or has suited as
1:00:04
well so you know take it with
1:00:07
a grain of salt if you want
1:00:09
it is 62 we're also pissed in
1:00:11
a 62 page complaint filed in federal
1:00:13
court in Delaware where open AI is
1:00:16
incorporated Zif Davis says the tech company
1:00:18
has quote intentionally and relentlessly reproduced exact
1:00:20
and created derivatives of ZIF Davis Works,
1:00:22
infringing on the publishers' copyrights and diluting
1:00:24
its trademarks. It claims that open AI
1:00:27
use ZIF Davis content to train its
1:00:29
artificial intelligence models and generate responses through
1:00:31
the popular chat-GPT chatbot. Quote, Open AI
1:00:33
has taken each of these steps knowing
1:00:36
that they violate Zif Davis intellectual property
1:00:38
rights and the law, the complaint says.
1:00:40
The company is seeking at least hundreds
1:00:42
of millions of dollars in its lawsuit,
1:00:44
according to two people familiar with the
1:00:47
matter. A spokesperson for Open AI in
1:00:49
a statement said the models were grounded
1:00:51
in fair use referring to the legal
1:00:53
standard for use of copyright material. Many
1:00:56
executives in publishing industry, which are profoundly
1:00:58
disrupted by the widespread adoption of technologies
1:01:00
such as search and social media, have
1:01:02
regarded the growing popularity of artificial intelligence
1:01:04
with increasing unease. Powerful AI systems built
1:01:07
by companies like Open AI have been
1:01:09
trained on copyright content drawing an outcry
1:01:11
from many media companies. Those companies have
1:01:13
generally responded in one of two ways.
1:01:16
Striking deals to license their content to
1:01:18
companies like Open AI for millions of
1:01:20
dollars, as is the case with news
1:01:22
court, the publisher of the Wall Street.
1:01:24
journal or filing lawsuits to seek damages
1:01:27
and reaffirm their rights to intellectual property.
1:01:29
Executives at Zif Davis have been considering
1:01:31
for months which path to take one
1:01:33
of the people said. The company decided
1:01:36
to sue in part in hopes that
1:01:38
other publishers would follow. Damn putting in
1:01:40
Wall Street Journal blasts like that. Yeah
1:01:42
right. Being like these cowards give some
1:01:44
their souls or whatever. Yeah it's crazy.
1:01:47
You know. Go get them. Zif Davis.
1:01:49
Yeah, I mean this is great. This
1:01:51
is hopefully when you have such a
1:01:53
large entity like that, kind of joining
1:01:56
the fray with a lot of other
1:01:58
people, you know, small things like this
1:02:00
could start a change to battle back
1:02:02
a little bit. You know, I'm still
1:02:04
super, you know, pessimistic about the whole
1:02:07
situation. Sure. But man, I really hope
1:02:09
that some of this stuff can be
1:02:11
fought back, you know. Anytime I see
1:02:13
one of these stupid fucking You know,
1:02:16
at agencies would pay millions of dollars
1:02:18
and I made this on fucking whatever
1:02:20
platform you're using to create a generated
1:02:22
AI commercial in 10 seconds. I did
1:02:24
this in 5 seconds. It's like, or
1:02:27
you know, film, film studios and directors
1:02:29
are fucked. Graphic designers are fucked. It's
1:02:31
like, okay, but I look at this
1:02:33
and I'm impressed that a computer could
1:02:36
do this. But I watch shit to
1:02:38
be impressed by people's creativity. Yeah. I
1:02:40
watch you consume media to be like,
1:02:42
God damn, a person made this, holy
1:02:44
shit. How did, like, I'm not watching
1:02:47
to be entertained by a computer making
1:02:49
whatever. It's always like the human element
1:02:51
is why I consume art and media
1:02:53
and fuck, man. It's just, it, God
1:02:56
damn. You just, sometimes you just see
1:02:58
media or hit your whole planet. Seeing
1:03:00
those ads of like, oh, these people
1:03:02
are fucked. It's like, it's like cool.
1:03:04
It's like, it's like, Haunting to see
1:03:07
how many people out there don't understand
1:03:09
the point of art You know and
1:03:11
our time they do it'll be too
1:03:13
late and are normalizing it. I legitimately
1:03:16
had Such a fucking depressing weekend the
1:03:18
weekend that I think it was Twitter
1:03:20
AI or I don't know who was
1:03:22
doing it that when all of the
1:03:24
the Ghibli films started popping up or
1:03:27
the Ghibli AI images that whole weekend
1:03:29
was like Some of the saddest I
1:03:31
felt in a long ass time, not
1:03:33
only because of what it's doing, but
1:03:36
the amount of people normalizing it and
1:03:38
then thinking like, man, you're stealing the
1:03:40
art style and using a computer to
1:03:42
do what the White House making fun
1:03:44
of the immigrants, whatever the hell's going
1:03:47
on. And you're stealing the style of
1:03:49
a person whose like sole existence was
1:03:51
to be an environmentalist. and to be
1:03:53
creative and the things that you're doing
1:03:56
are killing the planet faster. because of
1:03:58
how much energy it requires. It's just
1:04:00
like, it's such a movie plot. It
1:04:02
feels like just the most evil thing
1:04:04
possible. You can't write this shit, you
1:04:07
know? If it was, you'd be like,
1:04:09
oh, this is so hackneyed, you know
1:04:11
what I mean? Yeah, I'm honest. We're
1:04:13
using images and it costs extra energy
1:04:16
to do that bullshit, but it's like,
1:04:18
the amount of energy and water from
1:04:20
local lakes to power coolers to power
1:04:22
computers to then. you know be able
1:04:25
to render these images it's just like
1:04:27
it's doing so it's taking away so
1:04:29
much and you know don't you know
1:04:31
don't let anybody ever scoldy for using
1:04:33
a straw that's not what's fucking killing
1:04:36
the planet it's this sort of stuff
1:04:38
and it's just God I just think
1:04:40
of I think of not this buried
1:04:42
but baref found fantasy 7 every time
1:04:45
the the the planet's crying out cloud
1:04:47
listen to it you know yeah that
1:04:49
game was fucking 30 years old at
1:04:51
this point sad it's crazy God
1:04:54
I kneeled it right there the first
1:04:57
day Ben's got it. You know what
1:04:59
Ben's got I bought it But it's
1:05:01
like he's got the I am Superman
1:05:04
book that I like a lot And
1:05:06
like one that you know we're doing
1:05:08
the one Superman's narrating his whole story
1:05:10
like you know page two was just
1:05:13
like you know My father was a
1:05:15
scientist and he warned the the government
1:05:17
of planet Krypton that they were destroying
1:05:19
it, but they wouldn't listen but Frankly,
1:05:22
I'm sick of this big news that
1:05:24
is the collapse of Western civilization and
1:05:26
the death of the planet Andy. If
1:05:28
I wanted something smaller, say the tiniest
1:05:31
news I need to know about, where
1:05:33
would I go? You'd go to our
1:05:35
last story, the Wii News Channel, where
1:05:37
we cover all the small news items
1:05:40
you need to know about. Number six
1:05:42
the Wii News. Capcom announced today that
1:05:44
the worldwide sales of a Resident Evil
1:05:46
4 surpassed 10 million units in the
1:05:49
approximate two years since the 2023 release,
1:05:51
making it the fastest selling title in
1:05:53
the series to hit the milestone. Via
1:05:55
Noble, Claire Obscure, Expedition 33, has already
1:05:58
sold 500,000 copies. Yeah! Gody!
1:06:00
Make sure you check out our review
1:06:03
on the kind of funny games cast
1:06:05
of it. That's a game of the
1:06:07
year! Andy I thought more about it
1:06:09
since our review. And I'm a little,
1:06:11
now, because I said very confidently, Blue
1:06:13
Prince is still my game of the
1:06:15
year. But now I'm a bit back
1:06:17
and forth. Come on man, what a
1:06:20
what a piece of art. Joshua Bowen
1:06:22
writes in with a super chance. This
1:06:24
happy birthday, Greg. I'm about to start
1:06:26
Claire Obscira. I know the combat has
1:06:28
paper Mario elements. Would you guys recommend
1:06:30
controller or mouse and keyboard for a
1:06:32
place? controller. controller. controller. And hey, polygon,
1:06:35
shame on you, polygon. Video video game
1:06:37
outlet, polygon. Big fan of you guys.
1:06:39
I got a fucking bonapid. Get him.
1:06:41
How dare you tell them to forget
1:06:43
about parering. Yes, you can dodge a
1:06:45
whole bunch. You got a parry. But
1:06:47
I was working on paring. Paring is
1:06:49
way too hard. The window is not
1:06:52
as small as you think it is.
1:06:54
It's like, you know, I think Eldon
1:06:56
Ring trained people, Greg, to hold a
1:06:58
last second. No, to do it way
1:07:00
too early because an Eldon Ring, when
1:07:02
you're doing like a shield bashed parry,
1:07:04
you want to hit the button and
1:07:07
then you want. their attack to hit
1:07:09
your shield while it's up here so
1:07:11
you gotta do it way earlier okay
1:07:13
in clear obscure you lean later in
1:07:15
towards the attack so it's like you
1:07:17
when it's like coming down no eat
1:07:19
right when that fucking hits that's why
1:07:21
it's like so securoe feeling in that
1:07:24
sense yeah and I was doing it
1:07:26
too early I'm not way later I
1:07:28
I had a lot to learn but
1:07:30
I was in the groove of it
1:07:32
when I was playing the groove of
1:07:34
it when I switched off to oblivion
1:07:36
any time I've missed the paries that
1:07:39
It looks like the attack hit and
1:07:41
then the parry happens like fucking milliseconds
1:07:43
after and it's like ooh that was
1:07:45
probably too late but it still works
1:07:47
so lean towards later into it because
1:07:49
those paries and those counterattacks and then
1:07:51
getting health back from the counterattack oh
1:07:53
it's just the it's the best feeling.
1:07:56
Bobby Danning says just paying my birthday
1:07:58
tax about to smash pizza and then
1:08:00
hop into oblivion or expedition. I'm leaning
1:08:02
more towards oblivion. You can't go wrong
1:08:04
in the both on game paths and
1:08:06
you can get back to whatever. I'm
1:08:08
gonna smash a pizza too after this.
1:08:11
Once an old game though. But it's
1:08:13
new. As we know from Open Critic.
1:08:15
And of course our fantasy drive. Somebody
1:08:17
will answer for that. Alex Frazier says
1:08:19
shout out to expedition 33 though, game is
1:08:21
unreal. Danger Daddy D
1:08:24
Superchats and says picked up expedition 33
1:08:26
yesterday after listening to the review loving
1:08:28
it so far already cares so much
1:08:30
about these characters after only a few
1:08:33
hours Remines me of playing OG Final
1:08:35
Fantasy 7 for the first time And
1:08:37
I think that's everybody who wanted to
1:08:39
come out of the woodwork to talk
1:08:41
about how much they love expedition 33
1:08:43
throughout the show before they even knew
1:08:45
we talked about it right here Wild
1:08:47
story is out now on steam Dragon
1:08:49
Ball sparking zero adds eight new dragon
1:08:51
ball Dima Dima. No, hold on, it's
1:08:53
sigh, so die, mah, dima, yeah. Playable
1:08:55
characters. Yeah. In New Deal, see, and
1:08:57
a little today. I forget what it
1:08:59
was. I almost interrupted your stream yesterday
1:09:01
though, because something happened and it popped
1:09:03
up and I was like, it's like,
1:09:06
it's like, ah, it clicked. Even think
1:09:08
of the way you say artificial intelligence,
1:09:10
AI, AI, AI. Like, it's like. The
1:09:12
AI, like sides, you know? Sure, that
1:09:14
one's gonna throw me off, I don't
1:09:16
know if that. Also, there was a
1:09:19
Playism direct today, Playism, of course, a
1:09:21
video game publisher. They sent a million
1:09:23
emails to me. It was a good
1:09:25
show, apparently, Shu Hayushita was on it.
1:09:27
There was a bunch of different stuff,
1:09:29
like, they're talking about Mind Divers coming
1:09:32
to steam in 2025. Valcharia Fantasim is
1:09:34
coming to switch in PSPS in PS5
1:09:36
in PS5 in 2025, 2025, but a game, but
1:09:38
a game, but a game, but, that I was
1:09:40
originally like, you didn't even hear about this? And
1:09:42
then it was like coming to switch and PS5
1:09:44
May 1st. It looked goofy as hell. This is
1:09:46
what Playism does. Go look for the Playism direct.
1:09:48
They have a ton of games like Nitro Express.
1:09:51
Coming to steam on May 19. This is a
1:09:53
cute art style. Playism's got something going on over
1:09:55
there, everybody. And they put out a whole bunch
1:09:57
of news about a whole bunch of games today.
1:09:59
There's your butter. cat and you got the
1:10:01
butter. I want to see more 3D
1:10:03
style games even though this is like
1:10:05
2.5d but I want to see more
1:10:08
games using that really sort of hard
1:10:10
style anti-aliist or alias look rather in
1:10:12
this case because uh I think back
1:10:14
to playing a short hike yeah and
1:10:16
just like I love the jaggies I
1:10:19
love that old retro look 100% and
1:10:21
that's your wee news to close out
1:10:23
your week. As many of you have
1:10:25
been super chatting, let's get a whole
1:10:27
bunch in here. Charlie Nugget says happy
1:10:29
birthday, Greg, and Good Morning Andy.
1:10:32
In music news today, we got
1:10:34
a new sleep token single, day
1:10:36
seeker single, and ghost album. Have
1:10:38
a happy weekend. This is real big.
1:10:40
I need to... I hear so much
1:10:42
about sleep token and everybody being in
1:10:44
love with them. What kind of music are
1:10:47
there? I don't even know, but I know
1:10:49
that I always see Echo Chloe posting
1:10:51
about them. and other people in my circles
1:10:53
super into sleep token it's like man I
1:10:55
got I don't know what they are but
1:10:57
the look and everything that they're posting visually
1:10:59
I'm like I feel like that's something I'd
1:11:01
vibe with maybe okay but I also like
1:11:03
whenever it's time to you know listen to music
1:11:06
my listening to music for me is
1:11:08
like playing expedition for you where it's like
1:11:10
I could just play monster hunter that's me
1:11:12
with like I put on my podcast you
1:11:14
know sure sure sure sure sure sure I
1:11:16
need to catch up CJ splits on super
1:11:18
chats for and says $2 tax for doubting
1:11:20
Greg about PSV R2 viability. I
1:11:23
accept your apology and your tax.
1:11:25
Thank you. Remember, I'm rarely wrong.
1:11:28
And because of that, you'll, I
1:11:30
can give you my alarm. Thank you. I
1:11:32
appreciate that. Yeah, for men. He's
1:11:34
gonna lose it. Like I'm gonna have to
1:11:36
set it up. You need the KBC. Would
1:11:38
have assumed they'd still put a micro
1:11:40
in there. Like the switches USB. And
1:11:43
your Super Chat says Andy I finally
1:11:45
played hyperlight drifter and loved it. I
1:11:47
beat death's door last year. What should
1:11:49
I play next? It's got to be
1:11:51
expedition 33 after everything we said. I
1:11:53
mean that's a phenomenal game. But if
1:11:55
you're looking for something in that vein
1:11:57
that sort of that isometric type vibe. Tunic.
1:11:59
real good I would even say a game that
1:12:02
I gave up on this at the
1:12:04
end of last year because of just
1:12:06
other shit kind of came through crypt
1:12:08
custodian was an awesome one that I'm
1:12:10
I'm so bumped out that I didn't
1:12:12
give more time to and I'm so
1:12:14
I feel angry at myself that I
1:12:16
started it way too late in the
1:12:18
year yeah because I'd loved the vibes
1:12:20
in the combat and just the I think
1:12:22
the game loop was such a cool
1:12:24
idea and yeah that's one that I
1:12:26
would recommend for a top down. From
1:12:29
that same developer I really loved Islets
1:12:31
from a few years back which is
1:12:33
a Metroidvania. Where the Metroidvania map are broken
1:12:35
up into pieces and the whole
1:12:37
kind of loop of the game
1:12:39
is you bring it slowly bringing
1:12:42
the map together so the metroidvania
1:12:44
going back to certain places is
1:12:46
you just connecting certain parts of
1:12:48
the map finally together. It's such
1:12:50
a smartly designed game. That's so
1:12:52
fascinating because Crypt custodian the way it
1:12:54
operates it's a top-down obviously
1:12:57
isometric Zelda-like is what I would call
1:12:59
it yeah and there are certain elements
1:13:01
of it that are rogue light inspired but
1:13:03
it's not a rogue light and it's still
1:13:05
a story but you'll walk up to a
1:13:08
little shrine or totem or whatever and you
1:13:10
walk up to it and it'll be like
1:13:12
hey you'll get the sick-ass power right now
1:13:14
but you have to kill five people
1:13:16
without getting hit And so they implement
1:13:19
those things in their campaign story
1:13:21
game and that are kind of like
1:13:23
rogue light inspired of like, all right,
1:13:25
big risk, big reward right here. And
1:13:27
it'll be a sick ass power, but if
1:13:30
you die, you're dead and you never get
1:13:32
this power. So I love how they kind
1:13:34
of mix genres, but this game is so
1:13:36
cool, man. Indeed. Two super chats to
1:13:38
close you out. Yeah, a lot of
1:13:40
people super chatting. Wish me happy birthday.
1:13:43
Thank you so much. But two touching
1:13:45
ones here. Austin earned super chats and
1:13:47
says catching y'all live for once. My
1:13:50
daughter was born on the 14th and
1:13:52
after some complications. Mom and baby Beverly
1:13:54
are finally home and healthy. So congratulations
1:13:57
there. Some symbols for you. And then
1:13:59
blue hair. protagonist says, hey guys, first,
1:14:01
we'll ask a friend this week, just tell
1:14:03
everyone you love them. And second, Andy can't
1:14:05
retire from Game of Showdown, I will write
1:14:08
and start protests. Thank you. Oh shit. Well,
1:14:10
first off, we're sorry to hear about your
1:14:12
friend, Bluehead protagonist. I'm sorry to hear the
1:14:15
second part as well. Because you have to
1:14:17
retire, because I'm going to get your star, if
1:14:19
I can make that happen. That's what you
1:14:21
said. Yeah, I did say that. Oh yeah.
1:14:23
I am playing into the evil. Everybody that's
1:14:26
another episode of kind of funny games daily
1:14:28
in the bank. We will be away until
1:14:30
Monday of course because we're here each and
1:14:32
every week to run you through the video
1:14:34
game news you need to know about. However
1:14:37
kind of funny far more than just games
1:14:39
daily we are a live talk show network
1:14:41
so right after this you are getting episode
1:14:43
two of the Elder Scrolls online podcast. This
1:14:46
one talking about a very rough launch in
1:14:48
how Xenomax Online corrected to keep this game of
1:14:50
flow and... of course succeeding since it's celebrating more than
1:14:52
10 years now. Please, even if you don't like it,
1:14:54
yes, so check that out. It means a lot to
1:14:57
me because I love that interview and I love being
1:14:59
able to talk to people for this long about one
1:15:01
game and you have two more episodes after this. So
1:15:03
there's a lot going on. It's a... Labor of love
1:15:05
over here for that one. And after that, it'll
1:15:07
be my birthday stream playing a bunch of Monster
1:15:10
Hunter with Mike and Joey. Of course, no matter
1:15:12
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1:15:22
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1:15:24
crushing it for you. I'm crushing it for you.
1:15:26
I'm crushing it for you. I'm crushing it for
1:15:28
you. I'm crushing it for you. I'm crushing it for you.
1:15:31
I'm crushing it for you. Until
1:15:33
next time
1:15:35
everybody, it's been
1:15:37
our pleasure to serve
1:15:39
you.
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