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too sweet Kevin,

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do you think that everybody

1:01

in the wrestling business? You

1:03

know how something becomes a

1:06

thing that permeates the entire

1:08

business? Like guerrilla position, right?

1:10

Everyone says guerrilla. He was

1:13

working in New York, but

1:15

like every Federation everywhere began

1:18

to say the guerrilla position.

1:20

Do you think the chic

1:23

impression has become the mother?

1:25

Has become a modern day

1:27

equivalent of that. I haven't

1:29

been in a locker room. I

1:32

mean to me Jabroni is now

1:34

a fucking that's just a common

1:36

term And can we attribute

1:39

that's a shiki? Nobody

1:41

so when Dwayne was doing

1:43

it. He was he was

1:45

referencing. He was oh that was

1:48

he didn't come up with that. No,

1:50

no, no. I know it was after

1:52

but oh of course he was

1:55

Because anybody that

1:58

spends time in a

2:00

an underneath position in

2:02

our business, there's always

2:05

the gods. And the gods

2:07

don't have, like, that's the

2:09

thing that kills me. Oh man,

2:11

you had five moves. Ah, Baba,

2:14

I don't need more than five

2:16

moves. I'm the sheek. Like, you

2:18

know, I'll take the sheek over

2:21

fucking being Luthez. Ain't

2:23

nobody doing a Luthez impression,

2:26

fucking, after he's past.

2:28

Right. You know, there's

2:30

one person out there that knows

2:33

his voice that's not related to

2:35

him. Outside of Corny with

2:37

the Thess tattoo on his left butt

2:39

cheek, I don't, I mean, it's, yeah,

2:42

I mean, I think the, the fandom,

2:44

and I don't know what you'd call,

2:46

would you call that when something

2:48

starts to like, it takes on

2:50

a life of its own

2:53

like guerrilla position. So the

2:55

Baba, the Baba is, is...

2:57

Is probably a jibroni, I

2:59

forgot about that. Yeah, jibroni.

3:01

So she's, she's well. Baba?

3:03

Oh, baba. So you know what?

3:05

You want to blow people's

3:07

minds? When, when people

3:09

say, Kev, what's your, um, Mount

3:12

Rushmore? Sheek of wrestling.

3:14

Say, guerrilla monsoon. Iron

3:16

chic. Pull a couple more

3:18

that we still reference. Maybe

3:21

Buck Zumhofe. A few. that

3:23

have done something that outlasts

3:25

their tenure in this business.

3:28

Right, right. Blow their minds

3:30

with that. Then that's where

3:32

the Andre gets the nod.

3:34

Because those Andre stickers are

3:36

all around the world. Oh, the

3:39

obey. Yeah. Right, yeah. Who was

3:41

the artist? Steve, can you find

3:43

the artist that that took his

3:45

image and did the obey and

3:48

started spray painting it? started

3:52

spray painting on like poles and

3:54

stuff and yeah actually man I didn't

3:56

realize when I was at the service

3:58

but I think I fell asleep with

4:00

wood, didn't have underwear on it. He

4:03

came in there and spray paint on

4:05

my pole. You got a little obey.

4:07

Yeah, I've got an obey on the

4:09

side. Which came in handy later on

4:11

in life. Shepherd Ferry. Meet a girl

4:13

and she said, what do you want

4:15

me to do? And I just set

4:17

the point down, just obey. Where is

4:19

he from? All right, I want to

4:22

give him some. Oh, was that his

4:24

too, the Obama. He looks like the

4:26

fucking Brooklyn brawler there. And

4:29

he's damaged. There it is. All

4:31

right, so good. We can give

4:33

a shout out. Shizzing out. Very.

4:36

Hey, Kevin, I saw you were

4:38

with Adam. Yes, Rodriguez, the actor.

4:40

Which you collaborated in. Is it

4:42

the only thing you did together?

4:44

The Magic Mike? Yeah, we did

4:47

the, all three Magic Mike's together.

4:49

Funny story how we met. So

4:51

we went to, you know, most

4:53

of the guys lived in LA.

4:56

I think I might have been

4:58

the only of the dance guys

5:00

that didn't live in the LA

5:02

area. I don't know if Matt

5:04

Balmer lived in New York or

5:07

not. Matti lived in New York,

5:09

but so, you know, there was

5:11

this dance studio that was down

5:13

in, I think we were in

5:16

Hollywood or. some place and it

5:18

was like the first day we

5:20

went down there we kind of

5:22

went through some dance moves, second

5:25

day we went down there we

5:27

learned some you know some more

5:29

of it and now it's time

5:31

to choreograph and the first one

5:33

we were going to learn was

5:36

the one where McConaughey has got

5:38

the fucking red white blue top

5:40

hat on. So our choreographers with

5:42

Allison and Teresa were our choreographers

5:45

were choreographers or choreographers were choreographers

5:47

and Teresa were choreographers choreographers were

5:49

choreographers or choreographers choreographers were choreographers

5:51

or choreographers or choreographers or choreographers

5:53

choreographers or choreographers or choreographers or

5:56

choreographers choreographers choreographers or choreographers or

5:58

choreographers choreographers or choreographers choreographers choreographers

6:00

or choreographers choreographers or choreographers choreographers

6:02

or choreographers choreographers or choreographers or

6:05

choreographers or choreographers or choreographers or

6:07

choreographers or choreographers or choreographers or

6:09

choreographers or choreographers or choreographers Really

6:11

fucking talented And you know, Allison

6:13

has, you know, done, but like

6:16

everyone from Madonna to fucking Jennifer

6:18

Lopez, to you name it. And

6:20

it was just like, okay guys,

6:22

getting your underwear. And you're like,

6:25

huh? Like, what? And we just,

6:27

everybody got on their underwear. And

6:29

we danced the rest, we danced

6:31

Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday.

6:33

in our underwear and then we're

6:36

on set the next Monday and

6:38

so there's a like a craft

6:40

service that anytime you're on a

6:42

fucking movie that's that's worth this

6:45

you know it's worth anything's got

6:47

a great craft service and and

6:49

they had a guy over at

6:51

the craft service that had like

6:53

his own little fucking coffee machine

6:56

and you know like making expressos

6:58

and I've always

7:00

been like, you know, Maricana

7:02

Grande, fucking just give me

7:04

my coffee. I just say

7:07

give me a large cup

7:09

of coffee. That's what I

7:11

always say. So I look

7:13

over and he's, Adam walks

7:15

over and he's gonna make

7:17

his own, and this guy

7:19

has like a fucking shit

7:21

fit, that Adam's gonna fucking

7:23

touch his hardware and make

7:26

his own fucking coffee. And

7:28

Adam's from the Bronx, it's

7:30

like, it's like, it's like,

7:32

whoa, motherfucker, like, and so

7:34

now, it's getting heated. And

7:36

Adam's not backing down, this

7:38

guy's kind of bone up,

7:40

he's a bigger guy too,

7:43

man, he's not some small

7:45

fucker. Adam's not a small

7:47

fucker, Adam's probably six, one

7:49

or two, maybe six, one,

7:51

like, like, two ten. He's

7:53

not a small fucking guy.

7:55

and But he's on my

7:57

team now, because we've already

7:59

danced in our underwear side

8:02

by side. So I started

8:04

working my way, fucking across

8:06

the, fucking across towards them,

8:08

you know. I'm like, fucking

8:10

like, hmm, motherfucker. Go ahead,

8:12

motherfucker. And finally, it just

8:14

kind of, it dissolves, but

8:16

not because Adam back down,

8:19

because the guy realized, like,

8:21

I'm talking him, fucking. one

8:23

of the actors and I'm

8:25

fucking up and he backed

8:27

off and Adam looked over

8:29

me and this is the

8:31

first time we've really spoken

8:33

to each other I said

8:35

I looked at him I

8:38

said would have handled it

8:40

the same fucking way and

8:42

immediately it was just like

8:44

bam and we had lunch

8:46

together that day and there

8:48

was it was down these

8:50

stairs in a parking lot

8:52

And we went in the

8:55

far corner, there was a

8:57

table, we sat, we just

8:59

kind of just, you know,

9:01

broke bread for the first

9:03

time, and then like two

9:05

days later, he was working.

9:07

Was that? It was romantic.

9:09

Yeah. Did he obey? Did

9:11

you make him obey? No,

9:14

I didn't have to. But

9:16

we did get the guy

9:18

fired. The coffee guy was

9:20

gone by day three. By

9:23

the third day, he's waiting and

9:25

he gets a phone call and

9:27

he looks and he goes, ah,

9:30

fuck. And he had like a

9:32

12-year-old camera. He's so much like

9:34

me that it's like, it's just

9:36

amazing how much we're like. I

9:38

said, I don't remember being in

9:40

the womb with another person, but

9:42

it had to be you. And

9:45

so he's like, he's kind of

9:47

bummed man, but when they were,

9:49

they were shooting, they were wrapping

9:51

CSI Miami for the, for the

9:53

season, and like, they had, like,

9:55

there was, wasn't room where they

9:58

were to. to have the cars

10:00

there so they were like ferrying

10:02

the cars back and forth with

10:04

drivers and the guy that was

10:06

driving his camera fucking smashed it

10:08

and totaled it so now this

10:11

fucking 12 year old car and

10:13

he's got it and he's as

10:15

tight as I am with cash

10:17

too like he's blowing fucking money

10:19

like he's one of those guys

10:21

man like I think both of

10:23

his cars have 10 miles I

10:26

mean 10 years 10 miles to

10:28

know both of his cars have

10:30

to he had a Tesla like

10:32

that model S90 or whatever it

10:34

is He had one of those

10:36

it was the first guy I

10:39

knew that had it first guy

10:41

I took a drive with in

10:43

one and he's had it for

10:45

the I think he said maybe

10:47

he's had it eight years but

10:49

uh He was so fucking pissed

10:52

and then like because he was

10:54

making fucking bank on CSI It's

10:56

like, I'm not gonna buy a

10:58

camera, so he ends up buying

11:00

like an M5 beamer, and he

11:02

hated it, because it was forced

11:05

on him, and it was fucking

11:07

coined. And it was just like,

11:09

so we had like a really

11:11

great, you know, first run, but

11:13

the second run, like, we were

11:15

so giddy when I was like

11:17

driving up from, because we shot

11:20

it in Savannah. and he was

11:22

so getting, we both were just

11:24

giddy as fuckers, I was going

11:26

to come grab him because he

11:28

had just gotten in and we

11:30

were going to shoot the Whole

11:33

Foods and start prepping for, you

11:35

know, getting ready for the movie

11:37

and everything. This is for Magic

11:39

Night 2 for the sequel. Six-o.

11:41

We still, you know, and the

11:43

funny thing is at the time,

11:46

it was that team, the Savannah,

11:48

bananas, whatever it is, it's a

11:50

minor league team. Turned out

11:52

to be this crazy where they

11:54

do like the macarena and all

11:57

this shit everybody anybody looks it

11:59

up is I think it's called

12:01

this Savannah Bananas, it's a minor

12:03

league team and they do all

12:05

this, it's crazy shit that they

12:08

do and it's almost like the

12:10

Globe Trotters in minor league baseball.

12:12

They just do shit, they have

12:14

skits, danceoffs between the players on

12:17

each team with oil and and

12:19

we always said that we were

12:21

gonna buy that team while we

12:23

were down there. But yeah, he...

12:25

He was we're all we're all

12:28

staying at the Andas which is

12:30

a very high-end-high it and But

12:32

his his wife and his this

12:34

newborn was coming down so he

12:37

rented a house down there And

12:39

it was it was great because

12:41

like she was still I mean

12:43

gosh, I think maybe Frankie might

12:45

have been Five six months old.

12:48

She was still she was just

12:50

crawling and So we've been together

12:52

this, you know, I've watched his

12:54

family grow up and when I

12:57

went out and shot dog, I

12:59

spent time, I was supposed to

13:01

be a complete quarantine, but I

13:03

said, fuck that, I'm going to

13:05

my buddy's house. I had dinner

13:08

with Adam and we hung out,

13:10

but anytime I go out to

13:12

LA, we get to see each

13:14

other, so. What brought him to

13:17

Florida? One of his friends down

13:19

in Stewart was having a party,

13:21

it was a birthday party, what

13:23

it was, we didn't really go

13:25

into it, But he said, he

13:28

called me last week. He says,

13:30

listen, I'm thinking about making a

13:32

move to go down to this

13:34

party. He says, but the only

13:37

way I'm gonna go down there,

13:39

if you're gonna be down there,

13:41

I said, man, I said, I

13:43

come back Saturday night late from

13:45

Columbia. I said, I'll be there

13:48

when you come when you come

13:50

through early Wednesday. So he came

13:52

Wednesday. I believe that he is

13:54

the. He's the second person to

13:57

stay in my house that isn't

13:59

family. The first

14:01

one being Jeremy Borash. I

14:03

would have guessed Scott, but

14:05

I remember you telling me

14:07

that that never happened. No,

14:09

Scott never, Scott never wanted

14:11

to intrude in my family

14:13

life. That's nice. You know,

14:15

I was just like, no,

14:17

man, I'm too much of

14:20

a fucking, you know. I'm

14:22

too much, I don't sleep,

14:24

I'm up all the time,

14:26

I'll wake everybody up. And

14:28

I was just like, well,

14:30

go stay down at the

14:32

condo. He's like, no, I'm

14:34

not gonna do that gonna

14:36

do that. He wouldn't even

14:38

stay in your condo alone.

14:40

No. But I get it,

14:42

man. He doesn't want any

14:44

kind of imposition on him.

14:47

Everybody's like that. You know,

14:49

I sleep in my car

14:51

before I sat before I

14:53

fucking couch surfed. Yeah. By

14:55

the way, the Savannah bananas.

14:57

Yeah, Savannah bananas. 2023. They

14:59

did their world tour. 2023.

15:01

$10 million in ticket sales.

15:03

Unbelievable. Savannah Bananas. And we

15:05

were, and he and I

15:07

saw that in whenever it

15:09

was 15 when we were

15:11

down there shooting Magic Microcel.

15:13

It could own that god

15:16

damn team. Fuck. We were

15:18

going to do a fucking,

15:20

our own Savannah Banana, fucking

15:22

IPA. If I can have

15:24

the have the have the

15:26

like the brewery right there

15:28

where you could while you

15:30

were there you could go

15:32

in and get a little

15:34

tour Nice, well we had

15:36

it all set up man

15:38

All right, shout out to

15:40

the Savannah bananas if you're

15:42

listening. Yes, no doubt Well

15:45

kev the Super Bowl is

15:47

set What are your thoughts?

15:49

Where's your money going first

15:51

of all? It's 1.5 I

15:53

think the over under is

15:55

49 and a half. You

15:57

know, it's the Super Bowl.

15:59

And I don't want to

16:01

sound like fucking aching or

16:03

fucking Brady, but it just

16:05

hurts to me just doesn't

16:07

have that football IQ that

16:09

Mahomes has. And I think

16:11

that the league wants to

16:14

have somebody who went through

16:16

in a row. So if

16:18

the league wants to have

16:20

three or a row... Oh,

16:22

you're such a worker. What

16:24

are you going to say

16:26

now? Go ahead. The league

16:28

wants it, so what's going

16:30

to happen? Well, the same

16:32

thing that's happened all year.

16:34

The fucking five mother-fuckers in

16:36

the striped shirts are going

16:38

to make the two calls

16:41

that change the fucking game.

16:43

Just like Josh wasn't fucking

16:45

over. Yeah, he was. It

16:47

was the first down. Eat

16:49

a dick. Like, fuck, man,

16:51

come on. Point and a

16:53

point and a half. Yeah

16:55

point a half. Is it

16:57

still a point a half?

16:59

It's very small. God, I

17:01

can't see. I can't see

17:03

there being any movement. Now

17:05

that's that's what I think

17:07

in my dreams. Like when

17:10

I'm just where I'm just

17:12

sitting like naked, bent back

17:14

on a fucking yoga pad,

17:16

double hand, fucking just jacking

17:18

my dick and screaming. and

17:20

fucking, the eagles kill them.

17:22

And you don't even need

17:24

hurts, right? No. It might

17:26

hurt. It'll hurt, but. Point

17:28

and a half is basically

17:30

a pick' them, right? Yeah,

17:32

that's, yeah, exactly. What about

17:34

the over under? 49. I,

17:36

shit, man. I gotta say

17:39

over. See, I started

17:41

to see what started to

17:43

happen in the playoffs. I

17:45

feel like every time I

17:48

started to feel good about

17:50

the over, you had two

17:52

teams out there, it became

17:55

a defense of war, and

17:57

it was the under. I'm

17:59

hesitant to go over. I

18:02

just say, they both have

18:04

that really quick strike capability

18:06

to score points. You know,

18:09

like it could be, it

18:11

could be seven minutes into

18:13

the game and there could

18:15

be 21 points on the

18:18

board. But then, you know,

18:20

that Philadelphia defense is so

18:22

fucking good, like that big

18:25

fucking monster that wrapped up...

18:29

The fucking kid from LSU and

18:31

fucking look like Sasquatch like I

18:33

think he was number 90 I

18:36

can't remember his name I was

18:38

just like he came through man

18:40

on a bum rush and fucking

18:43

just Just God look like the

18:45

fucking the thing Just slam him

18:47

thinking like man, but my homes

18:49

is fucking tough man. You know

18:52

my homes is taking a lot

18:54

of fucking shots Yeah, it's tough

18:56

to bet against him So Super

18:58

Bowl matchups for the last 10

19:01

years, what am I looking at

19:03

here, Steve? There they are. Is

19:05

this evidence... The Patriots could have

19:07

done a three-pete and eagle stopped

19:10

it. If you're looking for the

19:12

scripting. Yeah. Out of the work?

19:14

The work of it all here?

19:16

Was that after the fucking owner

19:19

got caught in the jack shop?

19:21

Was it punishment? Craft? Yeah, craft

19:23

got fucking... Happy ending? We'll

19:27

see what happens. Not that there's anything

19:29

wrong with that. We have, now we

19:31

have two weeks till that, right? I

19:33

hate when they started doing that, put

19:35

that. Well, we got, I think that's

19:38

great, because like this week, like, this,

19:40

well, you know. Tomorrow

19:42

for me because it is

19:44

Friday Tomorrow yeah, it's Monday,

19:46

but it's Friday Tomorrow for

19:48

me is I mean, it's

19:50

it's it's great. It's just

19:52

the rumble is just sitting

19:54

there all alone just to

19:56

be fucking just to be

19:58

enjoyed That is true You

20:01

know, I got the Motor

20:03

City machine guys that are

20:05

best two out of three,

20:07

which I can't wait That's

20:09

right. That's right. I'm really

20:11

looking forward to Cody and

20:13

Kayo and the latter match

20:15

And it'll be too late

20:17

when this comes out, but

20:19

Cody, please fucking be smart

20:21

and don't get hurt I

20:23

know he wants to go

20:25

out there and fucking prove

20:27

to the world that he's

20:30

the greatest I'm going to

20:32

text him when I get

20:34

off the show tonight and

20:36

tell him you're the greatest

20:38

I promise you don't get

20:40

hurt And then, I think,

20:42

I'm gonna go with seeing

20:44

him punk as my choice

20:46

in the men's rumble, and

20:48

I think, I think, how

20:50

does Jack's not win the

20:52

women's rumble? Well, it's like

20:54

the Andre thing, right? You

20:57

know, it becomes a foregone

20:59

conclusion, but wait, but don't

21:01

go off the men's yet.

21:03

Don't you think with the,

21:05

I mean, this is the

21:07

scene a year, right? You're

21:09

not going to put you're

21:11

not going to have him.

21:13

It's too soon because if

21:15

you give it to him

21:17

then it's like He he's

21:19

gonna because the whole thing

21:21

is he's tied with flare

21:24

with 16 world championships Right

21:26

so the the to me

21:28

he'll be the if it

21:30

was me booking He would

21:32

win on his last opportunity

21:34

possible to break the record

21:36

of 17. And he would

21:38

leave on a win just

21:40

the same way he left

21:42

and never turned heel. That's

21:44

just how I would do

21:46

it. Mm. Because everybody knows

21:48

if we even go back

21:51

to the last story with

21:53

craft. Fucking there's nothing like

21:55

a happy index. It's

21:57

it's so polluted my any

21:59

time I see Bobcraft now

22:01

all I think about is

22:03

I'm laying in a towel

22:05

and getting tugged. Whatever it

22:07

was from behind like that

22:10

fucking one I remember one

22:12

time I went to one

22:14

of those and so to

22:16

smart up your boys like

22:18

if you like there's a

22:20

lot like every once in

22:22

a while man it's hard

22:24

to get them as a

22:26

fucking get some deep tissue

22:28

work and you'll hear about

22:30

you know so and so

22:32

at this place actually fucking

22:34

gives a good massage. So

22:36

you're like, all right, so

22:38

when you go in there

22:40

and they say, you know,

22:42

I'll be right back, you

22:44

know, you come back in

22:46

your lane face down and

22:48

you got your underwear on,

22:50

they ain't touching the jewels.

22:52

Because they're figuring, you're leaving

22:54

your underwear on to cover

22:56

your badge. So they won't

22:58

fuck with you, I promise

23:00

you, you can go into

23:02

one of those places. Now

23:04

if you walk in and

23:06

you don't even have the

23:08

towel covering you, you got

23:10

your ass crack up in

23:12

the air, if you don't

23:14

think they're gonna fucking tuggy,

23:16

you're full of shit. They're

23:18

gonna obey. Yeah, they will

23:20

obey. So, and that's your

23:22

call beforehand. So, don't go

23:24

when they're going, oh really,

23:27

that's what they do. You're

23:29

fucking absolutely 100% fucking instigating

23:31

the continuation of sex trafficking.

23:33

And you have to fucking

23:35

be, you've got a man

23:37

up on that. You got

23:39

a man up and know

23:41

that if you're getting fucking

23:43

tugged, you're creating that industry,

23:45

you're creating that need, you're

23:47

creating that fucking whole fucking

23:49

system and... That's

23:51

just that Okay, I mean wow

23:53

that I mean that was a

23:56

it's almost a public service announcement.

23:58

This is this is a PSA

24:00

PSA like you never have done

24:02

when you were a champ as

24:04

diesel. I'm just telling you man,

24:07

the stem cells got me crazy.

24:09

They delivered a good show last

24:11

week though. Oh fuck, it's, I

24:13

told Tamar the other day, she

24:15

says, what's up, man? I said,

24:17

it's like I don't have control,

24:20

well you don't have control of

24:22

your synops. I said, but it's

24:24

like, it's like, all of a

24:26

sudden man. I'm just sitting down

24:28

watching TV and I realize, no,

24:31

I'm not fucking just sitting watching

24:33

TV. I'm playing the clarinet and

24:35

I'm playing some jazz. Like, what

24:37

the fuck? Like, yeah, it's this,

24:39

man, it's crazy. Even Adam said

24:42

to me, he goes, mad, he

24:44

goes, yeah. I said, dude, I

24:46

said, am I more animated, am

24:48

I more talkative, am I more,

24:50

just, if I'm more cognitive, if

24:53

I'm, if I'm more cognitive, just,

24:55

if I'm more cognitive, if I'm,

24:57

if I'm, if I'm, if I'm,

24:59

if I'm, if I'm, just, if

25:01

I'm more cognitive, if I'm more

25:03

cognitive, if I'm, if I'm, if

25:06

I'm, if I'm, just, if I'm,

25:08

if I'm, if I'm, if I'm,

25:10

if I'm, if I'm, if I'm,

25:12

if I'm, if I'm, if I'm,

25:14

if I'm, if I'm, I'm like,

25:17

all right, man, just. Well, so

25:19

I mean, it's, it could be

25:21

the stem cells, of course, you

25:23

just have, there's nothing else. What

25:25

beef tallow, of course. I just

25:28

want to say it more so

25:30

that we get more YouTube. I've

25:32

been, but the beef tallow, I

25:34

mean, I've been, I've been addicted

25:36

to that love for over 90

25:39

days. Mm-hmm. I mean, I just

25:41

got the, a new company. and

25:43

I won't go into it because

25:45

I'm not giving anybody any love

25:47

out there from a brand name

25:49

until they give us some love

25:52

with a little green through green

25:54

and but I just got one

25:56

that's got tallow like face wash

25:58

beef tallow fucking moisturizer like we

26:00

use and the beef tallow night

26:03

syrup. See, this is good and,

26:05

you know, I'll forfeit my men.

26:07

card for asking this question. I

26:09

was thinking because they do often

26:11

talk about, and I did say

26:14

to my wife and I said,

26:16

you're supposed to put something on

26:18

your face before you go to

26:20

sleep. She says, yeah, you should.

26:22

She goes, I don't always do

26:24

that, but so then it becomes

26:27

what do you do? You don't

26:29

want to say abrasive, but you

26:31

know, you're going to be sleeping,

26:33

you're rolling around on the pillow

26:35

and stuff, right? No, I'm just

26:38

saying that like Adam was like

26:40

Adam uses the beep tallow and

26:42

he said it was it was

26:44

it was great down here because

26:46

there's humidity so it kind of

26:49

stays tacky on your face. We're

26:51

in California where it's dry, he

26:53

sometimes has to apply like a

26:55

second time during the day. And

26:57

I told him, I said, I

27:00

just got this new product. I

27:02

said, you know when you go

27:04

to bed at night, you almost

27:06

don't want to wash your face

27:08

because you feel like you have

27:10

to put that little like that

27:13

small, at least around your eyes.

27:15

Well, you know, your deeper lines

27:17

are I said. So I said.

27:19

I just got this this new

27:21

product so now when I get

27:24

done before I go to bed

27:26

I'll wash my face with the

27:28

tallow cleanser and then I'll just

27:30

use the night serum so I

27:32

mean a full application or just

27:35

I don't know because I haven't

27:37

I haven't ready yet okay but

27:39

it's Tammer brought it up and

27:41

said it it came like two

27:43

days ago and she sat it

27:46

on the on the counter upstairs.

27:48

There's like a shelf that's between

27:50

the sinks and the jetted tub.

27:52

So it's sitting on that. Getting

27:54

ready for you tonight. Yeah, the

27:56

box, the presentation on these boxes,

27:59

it looks like, yeah. Aren't you

28:01

a mark for, aren't you a

28:03

mark for packaging? I think everyone

28:05

is. I appreciate packaging. I don't

28:07

mind when people say, you're paying

28:10

for that when you pay that

28:12

kind of money. That's fine. Make

28:14

me feel a certain way when

28:16

I open my. No, you know

28:18

what man, it's, I think everybody

28:21

out there fucking, unless you're a

28:23

billionaire is, is, is worked for

28:25

their fucking money. And I'm not

28:27

saying the billionaires have it, but

28:29

like, like, they probably haven't. but

28:32

i think that the the common

28:34

man you know just men in

28:36

general because it's 96% of our

28:38

fucking viewing audience we know that

28:40

yeah we do know that and

28:42

you know what the ladies man

28:45

like there's there's a reason there's

28:47

a reason that four percent they

28:49

go hard well that but there's

28:51

a reason why a woman lights

28:53

up when she sees that blue

28:56

Tiffany box Like,

28:58

you know, it's just... Like,

29:00

when you look at Louis

29:02

Vuitton and the bag that

29:04

the bag comes in. Right.

29:06

That doesn't... That never gets

29:08

tossed. When they fucking rotate

29:10

bags, that other bag goes

29:12

back inside that brown bag,

29:14

and it sits on the

29:16

shelf. I always keep the

29:18

bags for nice brands. I

29:21

have a nice men's computer

29:23

bag. from one of those

29:25

type brands and so it

29:27

comes with the big soft

29:29

bag to put it in

29:31

and I always keep on

29:33

like even shoes I got

29:35

a nice pair of shoes

29:37

for Christmas from my wife

29:39

one of my gifts and

29:41

the each each shoe was

29:43

individually drawstring bagged see and

29:45

you'll do that but see

29:47

like Women will put the

29:49

will keep the box a

29:51

box I can't do the

29:53

fucking I can't do that

29:55

man you could silverfish all

29:58

around your house. Yeah all

30:00

the truckers that listen to

30:02

us on the morning You

30:04

know on the morning out

30:06

on the roads there. They're

30:08

they are loving this episode

30:10

guys remember beef tallow and

30:12

then we have a little

30:14

serum now and the thing

30:16

is on top of it

30:18

because you're in the back

30:20

of the bed You're gonna

30:22

keep the beef tallow with

30:24

you at all times if

30:26

you just decide man that

30:28

you need to fucking yank

30:30

one Just just for prostate

30:33

health. I'm not talking about

30:35

man. That's shit I bet

30:37

it's nice Is it water

30:39

soluble? Like you'd be able

30:41

to wash it off your

30:43

hog? Yeah, you can't, but

30:45

there's no reason. Do I

30:47

leave, I left it on.

30:49

Oh, just, oh, a coating,

30:51

like. I left it on.

30:53

Yeah, and I actually, I

30:55

was, I was told not

30:57

to, because. I was, I

30:59

was told not to, because

31:01

it's. I was, I was

31:03

told not to, because it's.

31:05

your beech smells like a

31:07

steak. I got that coming

31:10

at him with that that

31:12

grass fed hog. Exactly. We're

31:14

talking about the rumble so

31:16

I wanted to one of

31:18

the websites that I was

31:20

looking at the wrestling websites

31:22

to get some information was

31:24

printing the odds the the

31:26

betting odds and the Nevada

31:28

you can't get action for

31:30

wrestling in the Nevada sports.

31:32

But the overseas ones. But

31:34

the overseas ones. You can't,

31:36

everything's accessible on the phone

31:38

now, so who the hell

31:40

cares where it is, right?

31:42

So you can get the

31:44

betting action on some of

31:47

these overseas sites. Kevin, how

31:49

on God's creation on this

31:51

planet, can you wager on

31:53

something that is not an

31:55

actual contest? Now, they do

31:57

the Oscar, I know there's

31:59

like Oscars and stuff, but

32:01

that stuff is locked. It's

32:03

done by an accounting firm

32:05

and it's locked away, just

32:07

the... There's no way for

32:09

anyone in creative to go,

32:11

hmm. It's not going to

32:13

be your night-to-night, Pong. I

32:15

think what happens is, you

32:17

know, and I think they

32:19

try to count on, that

32:22

there's so much long-term planning

32:24

involved? For them to switch

32:26

up, you know, you're getting

32:28

$500 million a year from

32:30

Netflix, are you really going

32:32

to fucking... Change your hope

32:34

plans to get another 13

32:36

mill on a fucking on

32:38

a rumble fucking pull No,

32:40

I but that is the

32:42

temptation not there I'm going

32:44

to be very skeptical when

32:46

I read a press release

32:48

from WWEE that Paul has

32:50

named Luigi Scafidi as the

32:52

new head booker There's going

32:54

to be a lot of

32:56

changes the morning of Or

32:59

before you go out to

33:01

the... What was the character's

33:03

name that DeNero played in

33:05

Casino? Well, the character, they

33:07

call, in the film, they

33:09

call them Ace Rothstein, but

33:11

the actual character who's featured

33:13

pretty, fairly prominently, for one

33:15

significant chapter in the forthcoming

33:17

book, Monkey Morales, coming to

33:19

your bookstore September 9th. The

33:21

character that he was based

33:23

on, there it is, pre-order,

33:25

now available on all your

33:27

major websites. The actual guy

33:29

that Danira was playing was

33:31

Lefty Rosenthal, who monkey did

33:33

some freelance bombing for in

33:36

1967. Yes, so that's... Not

33:38

including his car. Not his

33:40

car, but a police officer's

33:42

car was bombed. But yes,

33:44

he played the fictional name

33:46

was Ace Rothstein. It's kind

33:48

of like doing time in

33:50

the joint, you know? If

33:52

you don't fuck around, if

33:54

you don't move drugs or

33:56

gambling. you can do your

33:58

time kind of look once

34:00

you fucking start once you

34:02

start once you get involved

34:04

in the game inside so

34:06

I've heard then you've got

34:08

a like it becomes a

34:10

situation of okay you're in

34:13

the game and now you

34:15

need protection and now you

34:17

need you need to go

34:19

to work and you need

34:21

to shank and Yeah, they

34:23

bring their outside world inside

34:25

as opposed to allowing the

34:27

inside to Anyway change them.

34:29

They should look at that

34:31

as a little a little

34:33

respite a little vacation from

34:35

the madness. I think right

34:37

buddy of mind Mel Clancy

34:39

that was that's a friend

34:41

of Hulks Was with he

34:43

was with the hell's angels.

34:45

He was a sergeant in

34:48

their arms Great guy, he

34:50

found cry. He found Christ

34:52

when he was in prison.

34:54

How was he doing there?

34:56

He was hell's angels. No,

34:58

Christ. You say he found

35:00

Christ in prison? I think

35:02

a lot of people do.

35:04

And I mean, he's not

35:06

one of these guys that

35:08

found Christ to get by

35:10

the parole fucking board. This

35:12

man found Christ and as

35:14

a Christian. He's such a

35:16

one of my favorite people

35:18

on the planet. I need

35:20

to go down to Sam.

35:23

We talked during the last

35:25

storms a lot and I

35:27

knew I was going to

35:29

ride them out and I

35:32

really needed I needed that

35:34

boost to somebody man that's

35:36

got that in with with

35:38

the powers to be for

35:40

what hey brother throw a

35:42

little bird down fucking Wilber

35:45

by the seaway you know

35:47

but uh Yeah, but Hulk

35:49

got fucking, man. Hulk got

35:51

crushed in the first one.

35:53

Yeah. I don't know if

35:55

Mel's aware, but built, Kevin,

35:57

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on this action. If he

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hasn't hurt. I just wanted

36:06

to, can I, can I

36:08

cut in before you start

36:10

this? Of course. I had

36:13

a lot of people really

36:15

jumped to me about this.

36:17

About. Built. Okay. They were

36:19

just saying, wow, like, what,

36:21

like, why hasn't this happened

36:23

before? Especially when everybody, like,

36:25

nobody can afford a house

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and everybody's renting. How did

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36:32

fruition? Nobody thinks of this

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beforehand. I know, that's true.

36:36

You look at. And when

36:38

you, when you ran the

36:41

ad, I was just like,

36:43

of course, one more thing

36:45

I missed. But go ahead.

36:47

I think the, I just,

36:49

I just really think this

36:51

is a, I think, I

36:54

think this is a great.

36:56

great opportunity product a great

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opportunity. So Mel and everybody

37:00

else are going to thank

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revolutionary Kevin and God who

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the hell that's renting wouldn't

38:56

do this. And this is

38:58

of course completely off topic,

39:01

but... Adam was, you know,

39:03

was visiting and he's got

39:05

a friend of his that,

39:07

he's a married guy, he's

39:09

been married for 27 years,

39:11

the same lady. So, and

39:14

I don't know how they

39:16

got around to this topic

39:18

or how they discussed this,

39:20

but, um, so, like... It

39:22

just got to a point

39:24

where no matter what he

39:27

did, he couldn't get her

39:29

off. He couldn't get his

39:31

wife off this guy. And

39:33

so it's, you know, it's

39:35

like, he's trying everything, every

39:37

position, he's trying everything. And

39:39

finally, you know, like, the

39:42

wife looks in him and

39:44

she says, listen, I talked

39:46

to a couple of my

39:48

girlfriends, there's a lady that's

39:50

a sex therapist, and maybe

39:52

we should go see her.

39:55

So he's like, oh fuck.

39:57

I don't know if you've

40:00

ever had that kind. conversation

40:02

with your wife when she

40:04

starts to go bad even

40:06

if it's just you know

40:08

relationship wise not sexually and

40:10

they want to you know

40:12

maybe we should go see

40:14

someone yeah let's let's go

40:16

see a woman that's divorced

40:18

that hates men and see

40:21

see how much fucking love

40:23

I get what's she gonna

40:25

tell the couple that's been

40:27

married 27 years yeah but

40:29

but he's like at this

40:31

point man he's at his

40:33

wits end and he feels

40:35

so just fucking to mask

40:37

what's what's what's the word?

40:39

E-masculated. E-masculated and I was

40:42

gonna say D but I

40:44

guess it would have worked.

40:46

So they go and this

40:48

is they're like kind of

40:50

like in the Miami area

40:52

this couple. So she says

40:56

This is going to sound crazy,

40:59

but you need to get out

41:01

because like most people fall into

41:03

that rut. And she says, you

41:06

know, you need to get out

41:08

of the rut and you need

41:10

to try something. And she goes,

41:13

why don't you guys just go

41:15

to a nightclub or a bar,

41:17

pick up a really attractive younger

41:20

man and have him watch while

41:22

you make love? And

41:24

he's like, get the fight.

41:27

Are you fucking kidding me?

41:29

He goes, no, he's not

41:32

gonna do anything. He's just

41:34

going to watch. So, finally

41:37

the wife convinces them that

41:39

this is maybe the, you

41:41

know, is gonna work so

41:44

they go. Go to a

41:46

bar, find a guy. He's

41:49

easily probably. 15 to 20

41:51

years younger than the husband

41:53

and they're not going to

41:56

go back to the home

41:58

so they get a hotel

42:01

and they go through the

42:03

process and you know he's

42:05

never really has a hard

42:08

time getting an erection because

42:10

he's got a crowd for

42:13

the first time in his

42:15

life second time by the

42:17

time he does get an

42:20

erection probably took a blue

42:22

chew I would have taken

42:25

a blue chew he's sitting

42:27

here with buddy hack it

42:29

tonight go ahead no he's

42:32

he's he's he's like fuck

42:34

man no good, like she

42:37

doesn't come. So they go

42:39

back, she says, listen, she

42:41

goes, this is an Arabic

42:44

technique and you take a

42:46

towel and you take a

42:49

towel and you take it

42:51

to the sink and you

42:53

get the water as hot

42:56

as you can and then

42:58

you ring it out. while

43:01

you're making love to your

43:03

wife, have the young man

43:05

take this towel and drape

43:08

it down her back, slowly,

43:10

rhythmically just take this towel

43:13

and drape it down her

43:15

back. So he's behind his

43:17

wife, the guy's hitting his,

43:20

draping the towel on her

43:22

back, 15, 20 minutes, 15,

43:25

20 minutes, He's like,

43:27

hey, fuck this, he tells the

43:29

guy, you can leave, he takes

43:32

the towel, throws it off the

43:34

fucking wall, and so they go

43:36

back and she goes, okay, there's

43:39

only one thing left to do.

43:41

You're gonna have to fucking do

43:43

the towel, and he's gonna make

43:46

love to your wife to your

43:48

wife. and just see if it's

43:50

just... she just... something new. So

43:52

they go back, it's two weeks

43:55

later, they're going to the hotel

43:57

room, fucking he's over there, he's

43:59

got the hot water going, he's

44:02

got the fucking towel in the

44:04

sink, and he's thinking like what

44:06

the fuck am I doing? I

44:09

never had any, I just don't

44:11

want anybody to touch my wife

44:13

but she's so frustrated. At this

44:16

point they're talking about fucking calling

44:18

it quits. So... He says, fuck,

44:20

it's the guy gets over there,

44:23

he gets behind his wife and

44:25

he inserts his penis in a

44:27

vagina and he's going to town.

44:30

And all of a sudden he

44:32

just says, fucking man, he just

44:34

starts with the towel. Nice and

44:37

slow, nice and slow. All of

44:39

a sudden, man, his wife has

44:41

this fucking raging orgasm. One after

44:44

another, just bam, bam, the dude

44:46

fucking file he stops. the fucking

44:48

the husband looks over the fucking

44:51

dude man right in his fucking

44:53

eyes he goes motherfucker that's how

44:55

you do the towel so I

44:58

forgot about that one thank you

45:00

for reminding me it's been a

45:02

few years since I told it

45:05

did Adam tell you the joke

45:07

this week or or he told

45:09

it he told it to me

45:12

when we did magic Mike Mike

45:14

and then When his wife came...

45:16

Because someone was doing the towel.

45:19

When Gracie came in, she said

45:21

something to me, and I said,

45:23

I saw you do the towel,

45:26

and she says, oh God, oh

45:28

God, you know the towel. Like,

45:30

fuck Adam, is there anybody you

45:32

don't give the towel joke to?

45:35

So last night, he... Like me

45:37

Tamara, it was me, Tamara, and

45:39

then Adam was on the other

45:42

in the couch. And I said,

45:44

you said something. It isn't that

45:46

pretty good, yeah, that's how you

45:49

do the towel. I said, oh,

45:51

we've been, and he and I

45:53

both broke out like in childish

45:56

laughter. And I said, you gotta

45:58

tell the joke. I said, because

46:00

I won't remember it, if I

46:03

can fucking tell it good enough,

46:05

I'll do it on the show

46:07

tomorrow night. So he did the

46:10

thing, we laughed like fucking idiots,

46:12

and then I carried my word

46:14

and brought the towel to click

46:17

this. So. You gotta get a

46:19

grade from him about your performance.

46:21

Yeah, he always listens because it

46:24

made me feel so good because

46:26

I love to listen to every

46:28

show. He goes, it's a chance

46:31

every week to at least spend

46:33

two hours with you. See that?

46:35

I was just like, man, that's

46:38

so fucking sweet. Listen, if it

46:40

doesn't work out with Tamar, I

46:42

think there might be something here.

46:45

Adam? I think there might be

46:47

something here. I told him I

46:49

changed my name to Eve, but

46:52

he said, no, you can't do

46:54

that. And I said, well, maybe

46:56

I'll get a change because you

46:59

won't get a passport. Exactly. So...

47:01

You're getting good at this. 135

47:03

episodes in. You got the segways.

47:05

You're dropping the... Did the buddy

47:08

hack it? Two hour joke there.

47:10

I'm telling you. You just got

47:12

to send me down for $40,000

47:15

for the stem dollars for the

47:17

stem cells every couple years. Brad

47:19

Peterson thought that last week's episode

47:22

was good too. He wrote in

47:24

and said that was a good

47:26

one. Glad to see Kevin in

47:29

good spirits. Clearly sensing that your

47:31

pain was diminished a little. And

47:33

he used a meme from you

47:36

doing commentary on T, I guess

47:38

T&A? Where was it? Yeah. Rob

47:40

Josweak, I'm wondering if he's a

47:43

politician, just because of the picture

47:45

he's got the flag. Anyway, Steve,

47:47

you can look him up. He

47:50

said that you've had some insightful,

47:52

funny, and wise political commentary of

47:54

late. Have you given any thought

47:57

to getting into politics or running

47:59

for office? Thank you. I

48:01

thought about running, but

48:03

it was actually away

48:06

from office. Right. Yeah. On

48:08

the beach. Yeah. I have

48:10

no desire whatsoever. No.

48:12

That's work. Every day.

48:14

People would be bothering

48:17

you for answers and

48:19

policy. You don't want

48:21

to do that. No.

48:23

No. And I haven't

48:25

even been really watching.

48:28

I watched RFK Jr. I watched

48:31

his confirmation hearing.

48:33

Yeah. Let me ask you

48:35

a question. Is he the

48:38

tannist white man on earth? You

48:40

know, he's actually, he

48:42

was late for an open

48:44

call for the George

48:47

Hamilton story. Jesus. That

48:49

he missed because of

48:51

the hearings, but yeah,

48:53

he's given George Hamilton.

48:55

Fuckin' Bernie Sanders in

48:57

the cock. I saw

48:59

a clips. I saw. He

49:01

basically said, Fuckin' Man, he

49:03

named how much money Fuckin'

49:05

Bernie Sanders took for big

49:08

farmers, like three fucking million

49:10

dollars or some shit. Bernie

49:12

Sanders started at Santa how

49:14

he had taken money for

49:16

big farmers. Was it Bernie

49:19

that did the, the, uh,

49:21

the, the, the, the children's

49:23

onesies display that... Had funny

49:26

anti-vax messages on it.

49:28

Was that Bernie or

49:30

somebody else? I was

49:32

watching it and talking

49:34

to Adam so we like We

49:36

were like we weren't immersed

49:39

in it like it normally

49:41

Yeah, it was burning

49:43

which is kind of the way

49:45

you need to be So was

49:48

Patel today? I did

49:50

not watch any coverage. I

49:52

heard like he basically did

49:55

the Kavanaugh when Kavanaugh

49:57

was being ran through

50:00

the fucking gauntlet for

50:02

Supreme Court. I mean, the

50:04

fucking Patel was just like,

50:07

no, I never said I

50:09

was gonna have hit list.

50:11

No, I never said the

50:13

first day I'd make the

50:16

FBI fucking building a fucking

50:18

museum. No, I didn't. And

50:20

everybody was just like,

50:22

oh, okay, you didn't. And

50:25

I'm sitting there watching

50:27

this going, you know what,

50:29

man? pinball game at this

50:31

bar when I was in college.

50:33

I forget it was maybe

50:36

it was called Lucky and

50:38

Love or some bullshit, but

50:40

it was in the background

50:42

it was a NASCAR, like it

50:44

was a NASCAR pinball

50:46

machine. And I remembered like

50:49

when you hit this one

50:51

thing that just gave you,

50:53

that built up points, it

50:55

would flash to the winner, you

50:57

know, takes the spoils. It used

51:00

to fucking just irk the

51:02

fuck out of me because

51:04

I was shitty at it

51:07

so it was always the

51:09

guy was playing against it

51:11

that was getting the

51:14

spoils. But I was

51:16

getting him with a towel

51:18

so it didn't really

51:20

matter. But in this

51:22

fucking, like, the way things

51:25

are right now, it's like,

51:27

we lost and... They get

51:29

they get to put in whoever they want

51:31

Because we don't have we don't have

51:33

control the house We don't have control

51:36

the Senate like what are you gonna

51:38

like anybody that like goes up in

51:40

arms about this is just like okay

51:42

Do you remember Tillison? The guy

51:45

that was that was the first secretary

51:47

of state under Trump that was

51:49

the CEO from Chevron? It was like

51:51

the most powerful man in the and

51:53

the oil industry And he lasted like

51:56

four months who said Trump was a

51:58

fucking idiot and he was gone. So I

52:00

look at all this and

52:03

I'm like, you and I

52:05

are trying to count

52:07

cards and there's,

52:10

you know, 23 decks in

52:12

the boot. Like, no,

52:14

man, like, just let

52:16

this play out,

52:18

let all this

52:20

shit, whatever happens

52:22

happens, happens, you

52:24

know, today, tomorrow.

52:27

which is Saturday, which is

52:30

actually Monday. Yeah, Tuesday.

52:32

Tomorrow is Tuesday. So,

52:34

but by Tuesday, the

52:36

terrorists will probably have

52:38

already been pulled. That's

52:40

kind of how it's working

52:42

now, isn't it? We'll make

52:45

an announcement and then just...

52:47

Shock value and then... Yeah,

52:49

well, and what happens is,

52:51

when you watch the news, it's

52:53

there's something coming at you

52:56

24 7. So it's like, yeah,

52:58

we've got ice making raids

53:00

and they're only, they're

53:03

only going in and they're

53:05

only getting people that are

53:08

wanted. And then the dude

53:10

comes up, do you see

53:13

the thing with Dana, whatever

53:15

her name is on CNN

53:17

with the, with the fucking

53:19

head of, they go off, it

53:22

goes off. Dana Bash. Yeah. Look

53:24

that up with people out

53:26

there, look that up on

53:28

CNN with the guy

53:31

that looks like the

53:33

next door neighbor on

53:35

I Love Lucy. Fred. Fred.

53:37

Fred, Fred Mertz? Yeah,

53:40

looks like Fred Mertz.

53:42

Fucking and Dana have

53:45

an exchange. But uh...

53:47

And then I saw this,

53:50

an actual, an actual statistic

53:52

where 1300 detainees or whatever

53:54

you want to call them,

53:57

there were 1,300 people that

53:59

were. apprehended and

54:01

643 of them I think

54:04

were actual people that

54:06

had records and the others

54:08

were just collateral. So

54:11

that was her whole argument.

54:13

She's like, so you're

54:16

telling me that they're

54:18

going in, they're going

54:20

after these criminals, yet

54:23

if it just so

54:25

happens that somebody's

54:27

husband, you're

54:29

gonna take them too

54:31

and they did this

54:34

cutaway on it on this

54:36

on this when you look

54:38

at it on YouTube

54:40

they'll do a cutaway

54:42

this guy will have

54:44

his two cents on

54:46

the bottom and I'm

54:49

looking at that going

54:51

okay I'm a Democrat

54:53

and if you go

54:55

someplace and you arrest

54:59

a criminal that's

55:01

past charges and you

55:04

so happen to come across

55:06

four other people that

55:08

are illegally in our

55:11

country which is a crime

55:13

why would you not scoop

55:15

them up because just

55:17

the cost? Well I

55:19

understand that the target

55:21

the target may be

55:24

someone with a record

55:26

but like you happen

55:28

upon their friends, whoever,

55:31

whoever, whoever they're with,

55:33

that's also in the

55:35

same situation. They just made

55:38

that happen. Did you see

55:40

the numbers of what Biden,

55:42

would Biden deport it

55:45

in four years? I didn't.

55:47

So Biden's numbers, so

55:49

it goes, maybe Obama 2.6.

55:51

Trump is like maybe 1.7

55:54

during his four years. And

55:56

then it goes because. We

55:58

had COVID. And he

56:01

also had the Mexican

56:03

government making

56:05

sure that they weren't

56:07

coming in. So that's

56:09

why his numbers were

56:11

low because they weren't

56:13

coming in at the pace

56:15

that Biden did. But Biden

56:18

deported four million

56:21

people. Here's some

56:23

numbers. So one of the

56:25

things that really caught my

56:27

eye was. You know, they had

56:29

the, uh, and I was, I

56:31

was, I was, I was, I

56:33

was watching, Fox News. And when

56:35

I was down in Columbia, I

56:37

had two, I had two, uh,

56:39

means of entertainment. I had Netflix,

56:42

and then some guy that stayed

56:44

in the hotel in front

56:46

of me, dumped a Fox News

56:48

feed for me. So my only, my

56:50

only thing I had to, so I

56:52

watched for a week, I watched Fox

56:55

News. I watched Fox News. And

56:57

like, the war angle,

56:59

it's like, if she opens

57:02

her mouth, it's a

57:04

fucking lie, or some

57:06

distortion of the truth. Hannity

57:08

I can watch, Hannity's

57:11

not that bad, and then

57:13

the show that the Tyrus

57:15

is on that, Gifford

57:17

or whatever his name

57:19

is, Gufford, you know,

57:22

he is, yeah. Yeah, I like him.

57:24

And they like they like last

57:26

night I watched it the doctor

57:28

drew on gut felt yeah gut

57:30

felt I'm sorry gut felt I

57:32

fucked your name up, but I

57:35

actually I like that showing and

57:37

Tyris is good on that show like

57:39

Tyris doesn't just run his fucking

57:42

mouth. I'm not a big fan

57:44

of the cat girl like she

57:46

thinks she's super hot and

57:48

she's like You know, sitting there,

57:51

she looks like a 14

57:53

year old with a padded

57:55

A-cup broad, you know, with

57:57

her fucking, you know, her

57:59

bullshit. fucking philosophies on library, you

58:01

shut the fuck up, let the

58:03

do, get off the show, you

58:05

don't need to be on it,

58:07

let's just let it be fucking

58:10

cigar time. So, but that's just

58:12

me. It's okay. Brian McCullough,

58:14

who may be Ace Ramone, I

58:16

see Ace Ramone in parentheses there,

58:19

says what do y'all think with

58:21

all these folks making Hasbro style

58:23

figures? I thought this would be

58:25

a cool idea, I mean Chris

58:28

Van Villete, Has a figure, It's

58:30

about time Sean had one. So

58:32

did he did a mock-up? There's

58:34

Kevin. There's you. And as

58:36

the big rubber doll. And then

58:39

I'd be next to you, I

58:41

guess with a clipboard, doing the, maybe

58:43

this is a nod to the old

58:45

cave days. I look a

58:48

little, it's funny, a little

58:50

Brian Cranston, and perhaps a

58:52

little, maybe Jay Silverheels,

58:54

who played Tanto. in the

58:56

face there, but thank you. I

58:58

appreciate it. The last thing I

59:01

need is another figure. Jesus. I

59:03

got a garage. I got boxes

59:05

up. I'm hoping that anybody

59:07

that's out there, I've got a

59:09

signing with Kurt Engel. I think

59:11

it's the 16th of the 18th

59:14

of February in Coco Beach, which

59:16

is a drive, so I can

59:18

load these figures up in my

59:20

car. I'm gonna try to dump.

59:22

I've got like seven

59:24

different. Boxes of different

59:26

figures that I'm telling you

59:28

right now I ain't giving them

59:30

away I'm looking at the I'm looking

59:32

at the I'm looking at the

59:34

eBay price of these things signed

59:37

and that's what they're going for

59:39

So it may be another

59:41

fucking 20% because I might

59:43

throw a terrifying that's going to

59:46

say the tariffs are yeah, I

59:48

got to hit you with a

59:50

tariff man Coco Beach tariff Stephen

59:53

Breach said Amy Whitehouse he sent

59:55

a video Amy Whitehouse marking out

59:57

for the WWE restaurant so we

59:59

were wondering if in fact

1:00:01

she was a subscriber and Dave

1:00:04

Melter did confirm while we were

1:00:06

on the air that someone with

1:00:08

that name was a subscriber but

1:00:11

here's her in a car in

1:00:13

a cab and we may need

1:00:15

audio for this because she's talking

1:00:18

about the wow the rocks been

1:00:20

there they rested in there yeah

1:00:22

the wrestling restaurant I get all

1:00:25

the superstars in there and then

1:00:27

the superstars get drunk and I

1:00:30

buy drinks and they get people

1:00:32

all rowdy they get the crowds

1:00:34

in There's China being there. China's

1:00:37

been there. Love you. Wow. That

1:00:39

was it. She popped hard for

1:00:41

the Times Square W-W-W-W-W-W-E restaurant. It's

1:00:44

just like, I love it, love

1:00:46

it, love it, love it, man.

1:00:48

Like, first off, it's just such

1:00:51

a fucking shame to lose such

1:00:53

a talent at 27 years old.

1:00:55

Of course. You know, just, you

1:00:58

know, T was 26. And it's

1:01:00

just, God. So fucking young. She

1:01:02

was so talented. So uniquely talented

1:01:05

too. And she's, I mean, she

1:01:07

wasn't classically beautiful. You know, but

1:01:09

she was, she was abused. And

1:01:12

it might have just been her

1:01:14

soul. I was just gonna say

1:01:16

there's something evocative about her when

1:01:19

she sang. You could just, when

1:01:21

she's like, just in that car

1:01:24

when they. Yeah, that's, well, you

1:01:26

know, China was in there. It's

1:01:28

just like, oh, it's just... Yeah,

1:01:31

tragic. Love her. And you recommended

1:01:33

the movie, too, right? I want

1:01:35

to get that out there, too.

1:01:38

Please, everybody that's, as a fan

1:01:40

of Amy, watched that film. It's

1:01:42

fucking excellent. Soundtrack is just... You

1:01:45

forget how good that album first

1:01:47

was. Yeah. The P said Kevin

1:01:49

and Shauna who do you think

1:01:52

will be in the Hall of

1:01:54

Fame class 2025? who should be

1:01:56

but won't wish you guys would

1:01:59

do two shows a week. I'm

1:02:01

gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go

1:02:03

out on a limb for 2025

1:02:06

and I really think that it's

1:02:08

time that my fucking click my

1:02:11

my click friend one of my

1:02:13

my dearest friends on earth somebody

1:02:15

I consider a brother Paul Lavek

1:02:18

known as triple H 14-time world

1:02:20

champion I think it's Fucking time

1:02:22

do that that man goes into

1:02:25

the Hall of Fame. I'm going

1:02:27

out on a limb. They'll never

1:02:29

do it. He'll never do it.

1:02:32

Hate to be a naysayer. I

1:02:34

know we've been trying to get

1:02:36

him to do it, but what

1:02:39

a, I mean, I saw that

1:02:41

on the internet. I was just

1:02:43

like, number one, I was so

1:02:46

fucking pissed off that taker and

1:02:48

Sean like took basically, well. You

1:02:50

know what though I will fucking

1:02:53

if I had to tag in

1:02:55

somebody to be in the click

1:02:57

to come out with Sean and

1:03:00

put a click guy in I

1:03:02

think fucking takes a pretty pretty

1:03:05

pretty pretty good choice. Well you

1:03:07

had you did have kind of

1:03:09

the the bench right you had

1:03:12

a like a bit of a

1:03:14

click bench I know PJ somebody

1:03:16

told me maybe Waldman or you

1:03:19

someone said PJ was kind of

1:03:21

like Could

1:03:23

it was he wasn't like

1:03:25

full and click but no

1:03:27

not full but he had

1:03:29

he definitely had click protection

1:03:32

It'll like a d t

1:03:34

did he have a little

1:03:36

blue sign that he fixed

1:03:38

to his chest protected by

1:03:40

click. He just you didn't

1:03:42

talk with him. Who else

1:03:44

could have been who else

1:03:46

maybe that you rode with

1:03:48

that was you were like

1:03:51

wolf pack Scott and I

1:03:53

put disco in. So disco

1:03:55

was honorary and pock. And

1:03:57

then, uh, Scott put, um,

1:03:59

rad in, uh, Louis? Yeah,

1:04:01

Spakole. Spakole? Yeah. Oh, I

1:04:03

don't know that I knew

1:04:05

that. He put him in

1:04:08

as a, as a, as

1:04:10

Scott, you saw, I say,

1:04:12

young boy. Right. He put

1:04:14

Louis in his. I remember

1:04:16

one time we were driving.

1:04:18

And we never fucking, like,

1:04:20

like, like, got liquor. But

1:04:22

for some reason, I don't

1:04:24

know if we... Wait, who

1:04:27

didn't drink liquor? We didn't

1:04:29

drink the clique. You didn't

1:04:31

drink? We drank beer. Oh,

1:04:33

oh, liquor. Okay, you mean

1:04:35

the hard stuff? Okay, hard

1:04:37

bar, the hard liquor, yes.

1:04:39

Not the same polygirl. Somehow

1:04:41

a bottle of jack got

1:04:44

in the car. I think

1:04:46

it was a gift. Because

1:04:48

there's no way we just

1:04:50

wouldn't, we just didn't stop

1:04:52

a liquor stores. And

1:04:54

we were fucking, we were crushing

1:04:57

pills back then, so you don't

1:04:59

wanna, you don't wanna fucking throw,

1:05:01

you know, eight ounces of liquor

1:05:03

on a fucking Sanex. But a

1:05:05

beer, one beer at a time,

1:05:08

you can, you know, I can

1:05:10

always kind of monitor your buzz

1:05:12

a little bit. You didn't have

1:05:14

to do the shots of Jack

1:05:17

in the bar with. Oh, yeah,

1:05:19

but that was, you were already,

1:05:21

you were in. You were at

1:05:23

the jet port. All you had

1:05:26

to do is, worst case scenario

1:05:28

scenario. Have bare, have bare grab

1:05:30

you by your ankles and drag

1:05:32

you or fucking Phineas or fucking

1:05:34

hog? One of those big, fucking,

1:05:37

talk-strung motherfuckers just grab you by

1:05:39

like the boot hill and drag

1:05:41

your ass in the elevator. But

1:05:43

yeah, no, so I remember Scott

1:05:46

was fucked up and he was

1:05:48

in the basis, he said, eh,

1:05:50

eh, rad, rad. What are you

1:05:52

drinking? You're drinking whiskey? You gonna

1:05:55

hand that forward? The kid goes,

1:05:57

ain't no radness motherfucker? Ain't no

1:05:59

hand and you know whiskey? Pock

1:06:01

just fucking just crushed him. You

1:06:04

gotta get off fucking hot about

1:06:06

it. So you think we could

1:06:08

fill a bench? Who would be

1:06:10

there? So we put Louis? You

1:06:12

could put... We said disco, we

1:06:15

said, and PJ, right? PJ. Okay,

1:06:17

there you go, that's the click

1:06:19

bench. Take, we would always try

1:06:21

to get, if he came up

1:06:24

as a free agent. But I'm

1:06:26

pretty sure he's, I'm pretty sure

1:06:28

that the dead man's got BSK

1:06:30

in ink on his body. Yeah,

1:06:33

I was gonna say he kind

1:06:35

of his own team. Yeah. Uh,

1:06:37

Liam Evans, so glad that I've

1:06:39

signed up for K.C. vault membership,

1:06:41

the K.F. Commons always fault on

1:06:44

YouTube. Absolutely loving the content. I've

1:06:46

been been, been, been watching all

1:06:48

of Kevin Nash's so far. Can't

1:06:50

wait to meet the big man

1:06:53

in Augusta at, uh, ComCon, what

1:06:55

was it, ComCon? Yeah, I mean,

1:06:57

somebody reached out, somebody, yeah. That's

1:06:59

in August, I think I'm gonna

1:07:02

be in Wales. Yeah. Look at

1:07:04

that. Big, big nashes. I looked

1:07:06

like I was setting my book

1:07:08

down, man. I'm just like, I'm

1:07:11

putting my dates down. I'm like,

1:07:13

all right, big man's out of

1:07:15

depression, little stem cell action, putting

1:07:17

some dates together, living life. Good.

1:07:19

Get out there and meet Kevin

1:07:22

everybody. You know, I met a

1:07:24

guy in the airport. Did I,

1:07:26

did I tell, did I tell

1:07:28

this on the air that when

1:07:31

I was flying back from, um...

1:07:33

from Atlanta. The guy that gave

1:07:35

you a hand job in the

1:07:37

bathroom? No, no, he, I made

1:07:40

him obey. He, um, he, he

1:07:42

was watching, he was watching the

1:07:44

show. on his phone and I

1:07:46

was standing there last week yeah

1:07:48

but he said he's met you

1:07:51

a bunch of times he said

1:07:53

every time I meet Kevin like

1:07:55

he talks to me and like

1:07:57

he he asked me questions he

1:08:00

listens to my story I said

1:08:02

yeah I said he's I mean

1:08:04

you know I mean you know

1:08:06

he gets a rep I guess

1:08:09

sometimes for being a pain in

1:08:11

the ass and he is but

1:08:13

if you are paying custom and

1:08:15

you want to spend some time

1:08:17

and talk he's he's always going

1:08:20

to talk to you he's always

1:08:22

going to listen to you so

1:08:24

Thank you. I love, and I'm

1:08:26

not going to say, I guess

1:08:29

the term would be my fans,

1:08:31

but the people that have stayed

1:08:33

with me since 89, and you

1:08:35

know, that have been loyal to

1:08:38

me, and I'm their guy or

1:08:40

one of their guys, I mean...

1:08:42

I'm honored, man. Like, if it's

1:08:44

not for that line of people

1:08:47

in front of your table, you

1:08:49

don't, I don't live this life.

1:08:51

And I know that, and I

1:08:53

appreciate every one of those people.

1:08:55

You know, it's just... How about

1:08:58

guys that approach you in Nashville

1:09:00

and sit down at the table

1:09:02

uninvited and start calling you Steve

1:09:04

Nash? That's always good. A lot

1:09:07

of people, like, you know, Rick

1:09:09

Nash, which was, either Steve, the

1:09:11

ball player or Rick Nash, the

1:09:13

hockey. You know, I was Steve,

1:09:16

and it's, um, I always, you

1:09:18

know, like, being a fucking, like,

1:09:20

my first love being basketball. It's

1:09:22

like, if you get tossed, the

1:09:24

Steve Nash, because I think he

1:09:27

was a two-time MVP. Like Steve

1:09:29

that smaller than you though. I

1:09:31

don't give a fuck the dude

1:09:33

could flat out ball I mean,

1:09:36

that was a seriously fucking sick

1:09:38

white boy. Mm-hmm. So yeah, so

1:09:40

always, Kevin's always happy to talk

1:09:42

to you. Get up there, take

1:09:45

a picture with him, make sure

1:09:47

that you have used your Mando

1:09:49

that day, though, when you slide

1:09:51

next to Kevin, throw up a

1:09:53

little wolf hat. Yeah, that's a

1:09:56

shoot. Um, it please. That is

1:09:58

a shoot. Use your Mando when

1:10:00

you go to Wales. You can

1:10:02

get it in Wales for God

1:10:05

takes. We love Mando. This is

1:10:07

no bullshit. Kevin and I use

1:10:09

the shit that we advertise. I

1:10:11

got it on right now. I

1:10:14

got it right now. Every day.

1:10:16

Absolutely. And the thing was, I

1:10:18

knew I was going to wear

1:10:20

this, uh, this fleas to be

1:10:23

cold down here and I had

1:10:25

to be so... careful because I

1:10:27

use the white stick. And if

1:10:29

you're not careful, you know, you

1:10:31

know, but I shave my armpit,

1:10:34

so I always put it on

1:10:36

and I just, I take my

1:10:38

hands and I rub it in.

1:10:40

So I don't get it. Well,

1:10:43

you really get coverage. Yeah. And

1:10:45

that way, and you don't get

1:10:47

any, you don't get any, you

1:10:49

know, anything on any other clothing.

1:10:52

So that's kind of a tip.

1:10:54

What do we love about me?

1:10:56

I don't even need copy. I'm

1:10:58

not even going to look at

1:11:00

the screen I'm just going to

1:11:03

tell you what I love about

1:11:05

Ando I just love them in

1:11:07

the smell. I just fucking fresh

1:11:09

the smell and care a long

1:11:12

time all the different forms that

1:11:14

it comes in right you've got

1:11:16

this spray with that multi-opposable top

1:11:18

that you can go right underneath

1:11:21

turn it upside down and you're

1:11:23

gonna get a mist. It's a

1:11:25

fine mist. You're not gonna blast

1:11:27

your ass hole out. It's a

1:11:30

nice fine mist to put anywhere

1:11:32

you want. We're talking pits, balls,

1:11:34

thigh folds, belly buttons, butt cracks,

1:11:36

feet, anywhere you need it. It's

1:11:38

created by a doctor who saw

1:11:41

firsthand how B.O was being mistreated

1:11:43

right now. I mistreated me too.

1:11:45

I have the orange top. I'm

1:11:47

rocking right now. Nicely play, Mr.

1:11:50

Oliver, same with me. baking soda

1:11:52

free, parabin free, and the sense

1:11:54

that we're talking about, clover, woods

1:11:56

like we're talking about right there

1:11:59

up on the screen, Mao Fuji,

1:12:01

pro sport, bourbon leather is another

1:12:03

big, I'm a big fan of

1:12:05

the bourbon leather. They have the

1:12:07

sticks, they have the spray deodor,

1:12:10

there are wipes. It is clinically

1:12:12

proven to control odor better than

1:12:14

just with the shower and soap

1:12:16

alone. Okay, it is so long

1:12:19

lasting you've got to experience this

1:12:21

to understand what we're talking about

1:12:23

for Christ's sake. And if you

1:12:25

want to try America's number one

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1:13:39

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1:13:41

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1:13:43

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1:13:46

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1:13:48

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1:13:55

I didn't want to look like

1:13:57

I was uninterested, but I just

1:13:59

got... A text message

1:14:01

from Adam saying, down

1:14:03

here all good. Had such a

1:14:06

great time hanging out, love you

1:14:08

guys. So my boy is safe

1:14:10

and down in Port St.

1:14:12

Lucie. And I just assume

1:14:14

when you're looking down,

1:14:16

you're applying the tallow

1:14:19

to your rod. Actually,

1:14:21

I was putting some mando

1:14:23

on my taint. Works too?

1:14:25

Two weeks in a row, I got

1:14:28

taint. Right, you have another one you

1:14:30

have to work in twice, we're working

1:14:32

on. And this would be a fine

1:14:34

time for its hated love. Every

1:14:36

year, Pornhub puts out their

1:14:39

urine review. I didn't even

1:14:41

know about this. I have a

1:14:43

friend, Vin. Vinny's like, he said

1:14:45

the most telling statistics you

1:14:47

can get about this country

1:14:49

are by looking at Pornhub's

1:14:52

aggregated data. for their year

1:14:54

in review. So here's

1:14:57

some 2024 statistics. This

1:14:59

is true. This is

1:15:01

actually, here's a map.

1:15:03

I guess the grade out

1:15:05

states you can't get born

1:15:07

hub or no one goes

1:15:09

on. So if we zoom

1:15:12

in here, here by state,

1:15:14

let's just browse the country.

1:15:16

These were the top search terms

1:15:19

for each of these states.

1:15:21

Steve zoom in for me,

1:15:23

Baba. I'm gonna eat there.

1:15:25

So we'll just work our

1:15:28

way. Let's start up in

1:15:30

the Northeast. Maine was

1:15:32

Harry Bush. Is this entire

1:15:34

segment just get us

1:15:37

wiped off of YouTube, perhaps?

1:15:39

Harry Bush in Maine.

1:15:41

Is there an abundance of

1:15:43

that maybe? Or a lack

1:15:46

of it? I think it's

1:15:48

just the combination of

1:15:50

the Harry Bush slash

1:15:52

beaver population. Right, that's

1:15:54

true, the beavers. New

1:15:56

Hampshire, Enema, Vermont,

1:15:59

Tattoo, Massachusetts. face-sitting,

1:16:01

Rhode Island wedding,

1:16:04

Classy, Classy crew

1:16:06

coming out of Rhode

1:16:08

Island. Connecticut,

1:16:10

Queef, New York. What

1:16:13

would you think for

1:16:15

New York? Turkish. Turkish,

1:16:17

the number one

1:16:19

search term for

1:16:21

the state. District

1:16:23

of Columbia, riding.

1:16:26

New Jersey, Iranian,

1:16:29

Delaware mature. A

1:16:31

lot of retirees. I always,

1:16:33

if you're going to search

1:16:36

on Pornhub and you start

1:16:38

with mature, the chances of

1:16:41

you being looped in

1:16:43

some kind of a

1:16:45

child pornography deal is

1:16:47

very, very limited. That's

1:16:49

true. You've probably eliminated

1:16:52

your, the odds all

1:16:54

together. East is interesting.

1:16:57

I'm specifically going to

1:17:00

talk about Tennessee, South

1:17:02

Carolina, and Louisiana,

1:17:04

all kind of similar in

1:17:06

the, and even West Virginia,

1:17:08

so when we go below,

1:17:10

you know, Mason-Dixon line here, are

1:17:13

we going to drop below Maryland

1:17:16

and Delaware, West Virginia

1:17:18

was fat woman, Tennessee chubby

1:17:21

milk, South Carolina wife

1:17:23

BBW, And then Louisiana,

1:17:25

Ebony, BBW. Georgia was

1:17:27

Ebony homemade. And

1:17:30

Florida? Florida. Florida

1:17:32

came up with Kilbana.

1:17:35

Cubana. Wonder why in

1:17:37

Florida. Is anything shocking

1:17:39

you here? Let's move west

1:17:42

a little bit. How about

1:17:44

your state? Where's the mitten?

1:17:47

Amateur wife. Amateur wife.

1:17:49

That's, I mean. It's

1:17:51

a very normal search,

1:17:53

I think. With so

1:17:55

many automobile jobs being

1:17:58

lost, I mean amateur... That's,

1:18:00

that's, you know, wait if

1:18:02

somebody's gonna buy the eggs,

1:18:04

you know. Um, Wisconsin was

1:18:07

P. Um, Missouri, Grandma,

1:18:09

the number one searched term.

1:18:11

Stay in the fuck out of that

1:18:13

state. Now, the difference between

1:18:15

North Dakota and South

1:18:18

Dakota, also a little fascinating,

1:18:20

Kevin. You would, like, I

1:18:22

would throw the Dakotas all

1:18:25

together. Isn't Eric up there

1:18:27

somewhere? No, Eric's, Eric's, Eric's

1:18:29

home grown. He's in Wyoming,

1:18:32

so he's searching for home

1:18:34

grown. All right. So North... While

1:18:36

he goes, when he goes

1:18:38

too fucking far south in

1:18:40

his, in his truck, next

1:18:43

thing you know, he's getting

1:18:45

the foot jobs. In Colorado,

1:18:47

the number one search term

1:18:49

was foot job. Yeah. But

1:18:51

North Dakota, lesbian strap-on, South

1:18:53

Dakota, hot babes. Yeah, that's...

1:18:57

They were very specific in North Dakota.

1:18:59

But I mean, look at Washington

1:19:01

and Oregon, which you kind of

1:19:04

think would have the, you got

1:19:06

one that's got milking and the

1:19:08

other's the furries. The furry, yeah.

1:19:11

Washington being milking and Oregon being

1:19:13

fur. I mean, California, I mean,

1:19:15

I couldn't have, I mean, of course,

1:19:18

it's friends moms, you know. Friends

1:19:20

mom, exactly. Now Nevada,

1:19:22

I was extremely disappointed

1:19:24

in. Vegas. Vegas. Was

1:19:27

their number one search term

1:19:29

on porn hub? They wanted

1:19:31

Vegas action, I guess or

1:19:33

Well, why did they type that

1:19:36

Vegas? I think maybe they

1:19:38

wanted to watch Robert your

1:19:40

fuck That's true Great show

1:19:43

now scroll down. I think

1:19:45

Alaska was a funny one

1:19:47

too from what I remember

1:19:49

there. Yeah Alaska was anal

1:19:51

dildo if anyone's interested

1:19:54

I'm not You're

1:19:56

gonna obey bitch. So

1:19:59

now. All right, so

1:20:01

that's the geographic breakdown of

1:20:03

what was searched. Let's go

1:20:05

to the, let's go to

1:20:07

age ranges and generational search

1:20:09

terms, number one search terms

1:20:11

by generation. My stroke, please.

1:20:13

So I'm generation, I think

1:20:15

I'm generation X. I guess

1:20:17

my age. So Jim, okay,

1:20:20

so boomers, go down to

1:20:22

Kevin first, we'll work our

1:20:24

way back. Kevin, your most

1:20:26

popular, your generation's most popular

1:20:28

search term was strap on

1:20:30

at 36%. Yeah, because half

1:20:32

of my, half of my,

1:20:34

half of my crew can't

1:20:36

get it up anymore, so.

1:20:38

So they're just taking it.

1:20:40

Yeah, again, they don't know

1:20:42

blue shoes, so. Coming in

1:20:45

a close second and third

1:20:47

was gang bang and double

1:20:49

penetration, like to point that.

1:20:51

Of course. Now, one generation

1:20:53

below you, which is under

1:20:55

50, so 35 to 54,

1:20:57

that's me, I guess, is

1:20:59

Gen X. See, we're too

1:21:01

much the techies. The number

1:21:03

one was compilation. We wanted

1:21:05

compilation edit videos. Yeah. Compilation,

1:21:08

deep throw compilation, cream pie.

1:21:10

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I

1:21:12

guess role play and feet

1:21:14

were the second and third

1:21:16

for mine. At one point

1:21:18

we did a show on

1:21:20

feet. We did cover feet

1:21:22

pretty extensively. Yeah. So I

1:21:24

think now that I now

1:21:26

that I see that that's

1:21:28

your generations number three, I

1:21:31

think you might have stirred

1:21:33

us there. I think so.

1:21:35

And and. based on the

1:21:37

numbers we saw on our

1:21:39

on our on our listenership

1:21:41

we have a pretty strong

1:21:43

35 to 54 I think

1:21:45

it's our number one. Now

1:21:47

let's go a little lower

1:21:49

below me now this is

1:21:51

that Gen Y which is

1:21:54

25 to 34. FMM, so

1:21:56

female, male, male, action, and

1:21:58

then tattooed women and parody.

1:22:00

This is where it starts

1:22:02

when you decline in age,

1:22:04

this is where it starts

1:22:06

to get really disconnected from

1:22:08

mine and Kevin's generation. Well

1:22:10

just the fact that almost

1:22:12

at the end of it

1:22:14

is brunette. At 24, yeah,

1:22:17

at 24%. True net. Romantic

1:22:19

is in the middle there?

1:22:21

Popular with women? Which I

1:22:23

think it also speaks volumes

1:22:25

of the fact that probably,

1:22:27

Gen Y probably has a

1:22:29

lot more females. Searching, right?

1:22:31

Yeah, I think it's become

1:22:33

a little more accepted. And

1:22:35

then you go to the

1:22:37

youngest category we have here,

1:22:40

which is Gen Z, 18

1:22:42

to 24. Now this is

1:22:44

where it's off the god

1:22:46

damn rails, straight all the

1:22:48

way down. I'm going to

1:22:50

read all 10, however the

1:22:52

hell many. Vertical video, 392%

1:22:54

search term, vertical video. What

1:22:56

does this mean? Is it

1:22:58

literally the orientation of the

1:23:00

camera? Steve, you're young? Is

1:23:03

they... They were so specific

1:23:05

that they wanted anything they

1:23:07

were watching to be... the

1:23:09

phone vertically and not held

1:23:11

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1:23:13

is unbelievable to me. So

1:23:15

there the Gen Z is

1:23:17

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1:23:19

much for content, but production

1:23:21

value absolutely they're very high

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1:23:36

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1:23:38

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1:23:40

then sick they wanted specificity

1:23:42

on the music for their

1:23:44

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know oh but well this

1:23:53

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I thank God I'm not

1:24:01

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1:24:03

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1:24:05

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1:24:07

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1:24:09

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on a less jocular note

1:27:47

there was an awful air

1:27:50

catastrophe this week when a

1:27:52

an army helicopter collided. Blackhawk

1:27:55

collided with a passenger plane,

1:27:57

no survivors, over Washington. I

1:28:00

think it was a Canadian

1:28:02

regional that they, I think

1:28:05

it was an American Airlines

1:28:07

Canadian regional. What's the number?

1:28:10

67 right now, I thought

1:28:12

I saw something like that.

1:28:15

Did any, I mean, I

1:28:17

saw that there was some,

1:28:20

some. Figure skaters that were

1:28:22

on that yeah, they were

1:28:25

like award-winning figure skaters It

1:28:27

said that one of the

1:28:30

one of the people that

1:28:32

that that Unfortunately perished It

1:28:35

just like finished a triple

1:28:37

axle like and then got

1:28:40

on the plane. It just

1:28:42

yeah, I saw some video

1:28:45

of before they boarded the

1:28:47

flight so Just because we're

1:28:49

talking about it there was

1:28:52

a another plane crash and

1:28:54

Philly. Yeah, just before we

1:28:57

went on. Yeah, so my

1:28:59

wife sent me a text

1:29:02

and it was in fact

1:29:04

a Lear Jet. It was

1:29:07

a Lear 55 and it

1:29:09

was a medical it was

1:29:12

a medical plane. Meaning

1:29:16

that they was transporting someone who

1:29:18

was ill? Yeah, she just said

1:29:21

it was a medical plane. So,

1:29:23

yeah, so. So it's time to,

1:29:25

I guess we're gonna fire all

1:29:27

the FAA people. Yeah, I mean,

1:29:29

I don't even want to give

1:29:31

play to the stupidity that came

1:29:34

out of the White House. You

1:29:36

can always count on this White

1:29:38

House for the most stupid knee

1:29:40

jerk shot value bullshit. Ready to

1:29:42

offend anyone. I do want to

1:29:45

call out one thing, and I'm

1:29:47

not going to blame the White

1:29:49

House for this, because it wasn't

1:29:51

the White House, but it was

1:29:53

certainly like-minded people, given the vilification

1:29:55

of anyone who has a sexuality

1:29:58

agenda, unlike those who are... in

1:30:00

power. So this this trans

1:30:02

woman, unfortunately,

1:30:04

who was a soldier, I don't know

1:30:07

how it snowballed, but

1:30:09

her name actually became one

1:30:11

of the most searched

1:30:13

hashtags on X with plenty

1:30:16

of disgusting commentary.

1:30:19

They said that the helicopter

1:30:21

must have crashed because it

1:30:24

was being piloted by Joe

1:30:26

Ellis, who was a trans.

1:30:28

pilot for the military.

1:30:31

This woman is alive

1:30:33

and was not the pilot.

1:30:35

I don't know how it

1:30:37

began, but she had

1:30:39

to take to social

1:30:41

media. And of course,

1:30:43

her reply gets completely

1:30:46

drowned out. Of course,

1:30:48

by the uprising against

1:30:50

her. And she kind

1:30:52

of had say, proof of life

1:30:54

here. This is me today.

1:30:56

I was not in this. And

1:30:58

I'm sure she's a proof of

1:31:00

life and they said yeah prove

1:31:02

it. I just did no, it's

1:31:05

just not good enough But

1:31:07

the the instinctive the instinctive

1:31:09

the instinctive thing you got

1:31:12

from the White House was

1:31:14

it this crash was because

1:31:17

of DEA with no evidence

1:31:19

what happened. Yeah, it was

1:31:21

probably it was

1:31:24

probably one of those D. I

1:31:26

touched the It's a ski airman.

1:31:28

Airmen, yeah. Or a descendant

1:31:30

of. Yeah, in the Blackhawk.

1:31:33

And the only reason they

1:31:35

were flying the Blackhawk was

1:31:37

because they saw the video

1:31:39

that was reinstated

1:31:41

giving the history of the

1:31:44

ski airman. So easy for me

1:31:46

to say. I don't, I just,

1:31:48

I want to say quickly,

1:31:50

I don't think that precluding

1:31:52

people on the basis of

1:31:54

race is correct. I do have

1:31:57

issues with the DEA movement as

1:31:59

it's gone. out of control. But...

1:32:01

It's gone out of control, but

1:32:03

you know, I'm just fucking tired.

1:32:06

It's, you know, there's so many

1:32:08

people down here right now and

1:32:11

they're really enjoying the beach and

1:32:13

everybody's got a smile on their

1:32:15

face and it's just, it's really

1:32:18

a good time and I think

1:32:20

that... I was talking to my

1:32:23

wife and I said, you know,

1:32:25

Tam, I said, what do you

1:32:27

think, is there something in town

1:32:30

this weekend, I said... Yeah, I

1:32:32

said it's Americans that are finally

1:32:35

over this bullshit election and we're

1:32:37

all moving forward and we really

1:32:39

are I mean, I don't have

1:32:42

this I don't have a dog

1:32:44

in the fight anymore. So like

1:32:47

my shit's over, you know, I'm

1:32:49

not I'm not walking around with

1:32:51

my Harris hat on. though it's

1:32:54

fucking sweet and camouflage. But I'm

1:32:56

also, I'm not a part of

1:32:59

the fucking right, you know? But

1:33:01

just, can we just maybe, maybe,

1:33:03

maybe, maybe, just tone back the

1:33:06

fucking absolute ignorant hatred just that

1:33:08

fucking just be, just like, why

1:33:11

would we have to be so

1:33:13

hateful about everything? Well no it's

1:33:15

coming back because you have the

1:33:18

day of a crash saying it's

1:33:20

probably because of the E. I

1:33:23

was hatred. Yeah the knee jerk

1:33:25

no evidence nothing and I don't

1:33:27

know I don't think jobs should

1:33:30

be given or precluded from anyone

1:33:32

on the basis of race and

1:33:35

that's got to work both ways

1:33:37

we learned a long time it

1:33:39

doesn't work the one way so

1:33:42

it's got to work the other

1:33:44

you know what if Harvard has

1:33:47

a lot of Asian kids that

1:33:49

applied and they had the best

1:33:51

scores they fucking go in. Okay

1:33:54

enough of the bullshit However the

1:33:56

knee-jerk blaming on this is what

1:33:59

is implicit permission for everyone in

1:34:01

the country now. If you take,

1:34:03

if you, if you, if you,

1:34:06

if you don't, if you just

1:34:08

let those that qualify and all

1:34:11

of our higher education becomes Asians,

1:34:13

who's gonna, uh, protest pro-hamas on

1:34:15