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adult discussion. Kevin

3:24

if you think I'm

3:26

glowing today on

3:29

this one hundred and thirty fourth episode

3:31

of click this Kevin nash podcast

3:33

It's because

3:36

I Thought

3:38

you could tell me

3:40

somebody fucking laid a

3:42

load on your car

3:44

down the city It's

3:46

wild out there. Yeah

3:50

Flying streams. Can you it made honestly

3:52

though? How long have you been using

3:54

it? It just came the other day,

3:56

but I didn't get the Neptune. Yeah,

3:59

so I mean it it makes it

4:01

it's a huge difference, right? Like

4:04

your face is never dry.

4:06

Well, I'm being licked randomly

4:08

by by street dogs as

4:11

I as I walk down,

4:13

but I just started and

4:15

I mean, yeah, I mean,

4:17

you know, texturally It

4:19

does something used a little on

4:22

my elbows. I tend to get

4:24

But I have to go the

4:27

long term here feels good on

4:29

the taint what I just I

4:32

feel Kevin like that in like

4:34

in 10 years might sit around

4:36

go Hey, man, remember that craze

4:39

we started running beef fat on

4:41

our face. It's like a pet

4:44

rock type vibe. I'm getting I'm

4:46

trying it though. I'm in To

4:49

me, it's like, when you don't say anything and

4:52

your wife comes in, she goes, what are you

4:54

even putting on your face? What

4:56

are you doing? When she

4:59

realizes that some of the

5:01

fine lines are gone, and

5:03

she sees you all the

5:06

fucking time. Well,

5:08

that's the commercial I'd film, but

5:10

if that's really happening to you,

5:13

then that's the ultimate review. Testimonial

5:20

was the word I was searching for

5:22

but because I've been up far too

5:24

long It didn't come to mind. Kev,

5:26

did you give my regards to Medellin?

5:30

No, I didn't where I were

5:32

I'm just glad I got out

5:35

of Columbia before fucking We went

5:37

to fucking a trade war with

5:39

today turned your plane around fuck

5:42

Take me as a political fucking

5:44

hostage For

5:47

anybody that has to know

5:49

out there, we sent a couple

5:51

of planes of immigrants, detainees,

5:54

whatever you want to call it, back to Columbia.

5:57

And the Columbia president

6:00

told them to turn

6:02

them around. So

6:05

Trump and being denied said

6:07

that fine, we're going to

6:09

put a 25 % tariff

6:11

on everything. Columbia

6:14

and they've got a socialist

6:16

president in Columbia that is

6:18

not real popular with the

6:20

people. And

6:22

I think that just getting

6:24

that anti -U .S. vibe

6:26

when so many people from

6:28

Medellin are fucking U .S.

6:30

retirees and the tourism is,

6:32

you know, a lot of

6:34

U .S. So

6:38

I think that's... I think Trump

6:40

kind of laid the hammer down

6:42

and the Colombian president, I forget

6:44

what his name is. I

6:46

want to think it's Perez, but I'm not sure. He

6:51

said, you know what, man, we'll set a couple

6:53

of planes to get those fuckers. What

6:56

is the tariffs effect? What are they

6:58

making? What's the big export? Well, I

7:01

know what the big export out of

7:03

Colombia is, but what that there would

7:05

be paying a tariff on that's legal.

7:07

What would that be? I

7:10

don't know. I mean, I have no idea

7:12

what we do trade with with them. I

7:16

think coke outside

7:18

of the obvious

7:21

fucking cocaine. I

7:23

did find out that when you're in Columbia,

7:25

I think you can have up to a

7:27

gram for personal use. This

7:31

is true. I don't know.

7:33

I was told that. Oh. I

7:35

don't know. I haven't done a gagger

7:38

since my freshman year in college. But

7:41

you were down there for the stem cells and we've

7:43

been kind of covering this. Unbelievable.

7:46

I mean, what's the name

7:48

of the facility? So the

7:51

company, the facility, the

7:54

life -changing God -like people

7:56

that I see at the

7:58

bio -accelerator. Bio -accelerator. Shout

8:01

out to my boy Joey for getting me down

8:03

there again. So

8:06

now they have, they've

8:09

always had stem cells, they've always had

8:11

like the top grade stem cells. And

8:14

now they've added a

8:17

thing called an exosome

8:19

with it, exosome, whatever

8:22

it is, exosome. And

8:25

that basically is like

8:28

putting a driver. on

8:30

each one of the

8:32

stem cells. So

8:35

that kind of, it tells the cell

8:37

where to go and what to be.

8:39

Like if you need, if they put

8:41

it in your shoulder, the

8:44

ectosome, if it's deep in your shoulder and

8:46

it's by cartilage, that

8:48

stem cell will heal

8:51

the cartilage. If

8:53

it's put in soft tissue, it'll work on soft

8:55

tissue. If it's put in your disc, it'll

8:58

work on the disc. So

9:01

instead of it kind of being. I'll

9:06

take a random. No,

9:08

it's not like the L .A. fires where they

9:10

send the helicopter over and drop. This

9:12

is much more the fucking the

9:15

two guys holding the hose. You

9:17

know, it's just pretty it's pretty fucking direct.

9:21

And wherever the stem cell is

9:23

directed, it kind of

9:25

knows what to do. It does because

9:27

of this exosome. It's it

9:29

smarts it up. So,

9:32

yeah, so I got, I

9:35

mean, just, I want to think

9:37

maybe 10 or 20 million shy

9:39

of a half a billion. So

9:44

I think I got 480

9:46

million stem cells. Is

9:50

that usually, like when you were down there last time?

9:53

Oh, fuck no, I've never gotten anywhere near this. I've

9:55

never went down there this fucking beat

9:57

up. Now,

10:00

are you feeling anything after

10:02

the injections? I think

10:05

that if I could change places with

10:07

the character Joe Pesci and Casino when

10:09

they beat him and his brother with

10:11

the aluminum bats and throw them in

10:13

the fucking hole. You would have taken

10:16

the deal? No, I'm just saying if

10:18

I could actually know what that feels

10:20

like, I'm probably pretty close to that

10:22

right now. I

10:25

am so fucking sore. I

10:28

mean, I woke up

10:30

at 7 30 this morning and

10:33

if you would have told me

10:35

that while I slept somebody fused

10:37

my back I would sit I

10:40

know What is the soreness is

10:42

it because of

10:44

the process of what's happening with

10:46

the stem cells, or is it

10:48

the actual physical multiple injections that

10:51

you're taking into the muscle? You

10:53

take a fucking needle that fucking

10:55

long, and you jam it fucking

10:57

four or five times in each

10:59

fucking shoulder, bareback, nothing, just

11:02

a raw dog, fucking live

11:05

needle, because the anesthesia

11:07

and all that fucking shit, all

11:09

that fucking, if they

11:11

put it, Novocaine

11:13

will kill the stick. It would

11:16

affect the process. Yeah, it's gotta

11:18

be raw dog. So,

11:21

I mean, and of all

11:23

the places I got injected, I

11:26

got injected in my left knee,

11:28

which is my good knee because

11:30

it hasn't been replaced. And

11:33

when I had the MRI done on

11:35

it, the surgeon

11:37

said that I just had

11:39

some thinning of the cartilage,

11:42

but my ACL, like

11:44

that knee, believe it or not, it's like, he said, I

11:47

would guess you're 50 by that knee.

11:52

He says, by your neck you'd be

11:54

100. And

11:57

it's so funny that the other

11:59

knee is so fucked up, I

12:03

had to get it replaced, but then I

12:05

had a decent vertical. and

12:07

I'm left -handed, so every time

12:09

I took off playing ball, I

12:11

always took off on my right

12:13

knee. That was

12:16

my dominant, you know. Over

12:20

the course of how many days are these

12:22

injured, they came to this all to you

12:24

in one day, right? No, so I started,

12:26

I got in Sunday, got

12:30

in around five o 'clock,

12:33

had dinner. So

12:36

to tell you the layout,

12:38

the layout of the situation

12:40

is you have it's a

12:42

nice, a novel or something

12:44

like that as a hotel

12:46

and it's hooked to a

12:48

two or three story mall

12:50

and then in the middle

12:53

of the mall is the

12:55

stem cell facility and like

12:57

a medical complex and so

12:59

you walk from the hotel

13:01

through the mall every day

13:05

and you go to the elevators, you go

13:07

up to the ninth floor, you go to

13:09

the bio -accelerator, they've got

13:11

half the floor, and you

13:14

do your processes. So

13:17

Monday I went in, I did my councils

13:19

with everybody, and

13:22

got my paperwork,

13:24

got everything, got

13:26

what I was gonna do for the rest the

13:28

week, and then while I was there on Monday

13:30

I got like a Myers

13:33

cocktail, like a vitamin, like a

13:35

cocktail that kind of gets your body ready. And

13:38

I got 70 million stem cells IV.

13:42

And then Tuesday, we

13:45

had, I had Cairo, they

13:48

freeze you at 321 degrees for

13:50

three minutes. Minus 321.

13:52

Yeah, minus 321 or

13:55

323, 324. 325

13:58

whatever it takes whatever it takes

14:00

to fucking at the last that

14:03

last fucking minute is like a

14:05

week and But it's not as

14:07

effective as a cold plunge Yeah,

14:10

it's just not as effective But

14:12

as far as just inflammation wise

14:14

like it's it's a I was

14:17

pretty beat up when I traveled

14:19

down in my back was killing

14:21

me the two flights were fucking

14:24

brutal and So

14:26

I got that I got some

14:28

deep tissue work for about an

14:31

hour and a half and then

14:33

I got another 70 70 million

14:35

stem cells as like prep Yeah,

14:37

but it also like this the

14:39

stem cells like the IV ones

14:41

they go to your brain your

14:43

respiratory system like everything else So

14:46

they just kind of go through

14:48

your body and you know and

14:50

just kind of repair shit that

14:53

You know, they'll expect you with the ectos

14:55

and they go through and they kind of

14:57

find what needs to be. Like

15:00

to me, I feel I feel

15:02

very much sharper cognitively. So

15:05

this could be, I mean,

15:07

if if they were able

15:09

to collect enough stem cells

15:11

from donors to have this

15:13

be a part of someone's

15:15

like maintenance, like an annual.

15:18

Oh, God, yeah. I mean, the

15:20

thing is when they, when they,

15:22

when they take the umbilical cord,

15:24

woman has to go term, the

15:27

child has to be delivered through a C

15:29

-section and then they take the umbilical cord,

15:31

they cut it open, they take the warton

15:33

jelly out of it, scrape the

15:36

warton jelly out, put it in petri

15:38

dishes and they grow the stem cells.

15:40

So there's levels, you know, and

15:43

I think that they're viable to level, I

15:45

don't know, 13 or 14, whatever it is.

15:47

I don't think that I got anything less than

15:49

the level nine stem cell. So

15:53

that's a stupid question. But

15:55

because of DNA, does

15:57

it matter whose stem cells are

15:59

like, I mean, if you have

16:01

a black baby stem cells, like,

16:04

do you have more rhythm now?

16:06

Like, like there's nothing in the

16:08

DNA. No, because

16:10

it's what it is,

16:12

is when the mother

16:15

gives birth. the

16:18

process is stopped. That

16:20

means that the stem cells, it's,

16:24

they're completed. So

16:27

what's in the tube is

16:29

just viable stem cells. They

16:31

have, I mean, they have

16:33

been predeposed to be teeth,

16:36

you know, like, you know, so. But no

16:38

genetic marker back to the source. I know,

16:40

I know that I know that that we're

16:42

compatible with you or something. I know that

16:44

whether or not the child was a female

16:46

or a male. Is

16:50

that a fact? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

16:52

So I had three donors, two were male,

16:54

one was female. And

16:57

I woke up this morning with a fucking horrible yeast

17:00

infection. I was going to say a little bit sensitive

17:02

today. Do

17:05

you watch Harry when Harry met Sally this

17:07

afternoon by any chance? Well,

17:10

I was reading the tragic

17:12

was too busy reading the

17:14

trashy novel your your your

17:17

sore But when the soreness

17:19

from the injections go away

17:21

should you be feeling significant

17:24

relief? I think I out

17:26

two weeks out. What like Tamara said to

17:28

me today, you know, cause we sat and

17:30

we hadn't seen each other in six days.

17:32

So I get in last night and I

17:34

was just, I was fucking beat. I

17:37

traveled. I got up at five o

17:39

'clock and left Medellin at nine. I

17:42

had to go through Panama city. Um,

17:46

and then I got home to Orlando

17:48

at like, I got home at three

17:51

by the time I got my. I

17:53

went through customs, got my bags and

17:55

I called the valet to have my

17:57

car brought up. And

18:00

those are the fucking nice things in life.

18:02

For 225 bucks, they fucking kept my

18:04

car for fucking six days. I

18:07

got there, they fucking took my bag, put it in a

18:09

trunk and gave me my keys. It was right fucking to

18:11

the curb. Those

18:15

are the things you spend the money

18:18

on in life. I'm

18:21

fucking slocking around some fucking parking

18:23

garage. So

18:25

I drove home and usually

18:27

it takes me 90 minutes,

18:30

I did it in 70.

18:33

I found a fucking, a guy

18:36

in an F -150 that just

18:38

decided he was gonna go 95

18:40

to 100 miles an hour. And

18:43

I lost him at like

18:46

edge water, like eight miles

18:48

before my exit. I

18:50

was just like, he took off and I got in

18:52

the middle lane. I said, okay, I'm

18:55

good. You let him

18:57

open the Holy, like Jerome better. Getting,

18:59

getting behind somebody. Yeah. It

19:01

was, it was, it was so

19:03

weird too, because man, you don't

19:06

drive for a fucking week. Like,

19:09

can you get in your car? And there's that thing's

19:11

got fucking, I mean, it's, you know, it's

19:13

an automatic, but I mean, it's still got fucking

19:15

like close to 500 horsepower. So

19:18

it's like, it wants to

19:20

run because it's in it

19:23

and it got to get

19:25

out. This is the

19:27

Mustang you're talking about. Yeah, the Coyote

19:29

wants to run. That goddamn engine was

19:31

so long when we were coming out

19:33

of the restaurant and it did see

19:35

it. The valet area is in a...

19:37

Oh yeah, it's closed. It's

19:39

an overhang, it's an enclosure. Down at the

19:41

bottom, it's open to the street, but when

19:44

you're kind of like up by the entrance

19:46

of the restaurant, the hotel, it's

19:48

cavernous, so it's everything

19:50

echoes. If you yelled,

19:52

it would reverberate. Kevin

19:55

goes down to his car, it was parked like on the

19:57

side. No, no, you can go down. They went to get

19:59

your car, but I could see where it was. They left

20:01

it up near the, I guess they keep an eye on

20:03

it, up near the restaurant. They

20:05

fired this fucking thing up. I

20:08

thought I thought a b12

20:10

bomber was was getting ready

20:12

to take off So what

20:14

did you say how many

20:16

horsepower is that I think

20:18

it's 480 And that's the

20:21

factory engine I think there's

20:23

some I they've got different

20:25

Like the Roush is like

20:27

they all there's different variations

20:29

of it where they fucking

20:31

they tune it I think

20:33

like maybe bone, it's 460.

20:38

I know my exhaust, I know

20:40

my exhaust is changed and that

20:42

makes it like 15 horsepower. Yeah,

20:45

we're pretty ferocious. Yeah, it's

20:48

plenty for my old ass. And

20:51

that's the beauty of it too, man. Like

20:54

all in with my trade in, that was

20:56

like 40K. And

20:59

it's just like,

21:04

Don't know I just I'm not

21:06

somebody just fucking just frivolously spend

21:08

money No, it's that but it's

21:10

a it's a it's a nice

21:13

thing. Yeah, I mean you spent

21:15

the right amount of money on

21:17

the right car Yeah pay for

21:19

quality. There's nothing wrong with that.

21:22

I mean fuck I spent 24

21:24

grand on that Cadillac I was

21:26

in Atlanta last week and I

21:28

flew down to Atlanta and Going

21:33

through You do this

21:36

all the time Kevin

21:38

and you've done it

21:40

for ever but is

21:42

there anything worse than

21:44

air travel from the

21:47

aspect of of What

21:49

TSA is now what

21:51

what securities the planes

21:53

themselves the You know

21:55

I think you have

21:58

to look at it

22:00

as You

22:03

know you're gonna get ass

22:05

raped so You need to

22:07

find like if you can

22:10

like look out the window

22:12

and Fucking maybe see like

22:14

a it's like a patch

22:16

of flowers or something like

22:18

you just got a fucking

22:20

while you're taking it Yeah,

22:22

like try to find some

22:24

beauty in this. I mean,

22:26

I'm so fucking miserable and

22:28

I'm flying from Medellin into

22:30

Panama in the

22:33

Panama City. I've

22:35

been to Panama City a couple of times, but

22:37

it just so happened. We're buying it. Isn't the U

22:39

.S. buying it? That's what I heard. I

22:42

thought we were fucking invading. No,

22:45

we're taking it. No, we're just taking

22:47

it, right? Yeah, we're taking it. Yeah.

22:50

Yeah. After fucking Canada becomes the 51st

22:52

state, we're just taking Panama. Right. So

22:54

maybe Columbia. No, I don't think

22:57

we want it. The girls

22:59

are too hot. Everybody will move

23:01

there. So

23:03

I look, I'm looking at the left

23:05

-hand side. I'm in a 737 Max.

23:08

I'm on Copa Air. So I'm

23:10

on a 737 Max. So I'm already fucking

23:12

like, I've been given

23:14

the dead man's hand. You

23:17

know, I'm thinking, oh

23:19

great. Of course these

23:21

motherfuckers use the Max. Everybody

23:23

else in the fucking world

23:25

won't. But their Copa is

23:27

with the United. That's

23:30

starly allegiance, whatever God, I

23:32

haven't flown United so long.

23:34

I fucking I gave her

23:36

my frequent flyer card and

23:38

it was issued in 90

23:40

And they just I said

23:42

is this still good she

23:44

looked me. She's just like

23:46

thinking she's type shit. Yeah,

23:48

I Said all right, you

23:50

had you still have the

23:52

physical card. I have the

23:54

American card from 90 It's

23:57

like paper thin plastic. And

24:00

it's the old logo, right? The old, you know,

24:02

logo with all the colors. Yeah.

24:04

Yeah. I mean, and it's

24:06

funny because I gave my, in my, in my

24:08

book, um, like this

24:10

folding wallet that I got, uh,

24:13

years ago when I first started

24:15

traveling, like I've got a TWA

24:17

card. I

24:20

got a fucking. Pan Am?

24:22

Yeah. Pan Am Northwestern. Like

24:24

I got I kept all these cards

24:26

I can learn the bike this it's

24:28

kind of cool, you know Been around

24:30

so long. I remember like

24:32

when I first broke in like

24:35

we out of Atlanta. We flew

24:37

Eastern all over the place So

24:39

so anyway, we're retro you got

24:42

the AOL extension on your email,

24:44

too Yeah, so so I'm flying

24:47

in I look out and I'm

24:49

like, oh fuck there's Panama and

24:51

for the first time in my

24:54

life like I'm like I'll probably

24:56

never fly. And

24:58

I said, no, because I'm definitely gonna

25:00

go back. I said, but instead of

25:03

just fucking being a jackoff, I'm gonna

25:05

absorb my surroundings. So I just looked

25:07

at it and I was just like,

25:10

God, I never realized that

25:12

if you didn't know better

25:14

and they pulled a hood

25:16

off of you, you'd think

25:18

like, is that fucking

25:20

Hong Kong? I

25:22

mean, it's such a fucking

25:25

impressive skyline on the water.

25:28

The only difference is there's a beach

25:30

and then to the, there's more jungle

25:32

around it. Whereas Hong Kong is just

25:34

fucking, you know, you don't see any

25:36

fucking, any really green space. So

25:40

then I'm sitting in,

25:42

I'm sitting in the

25:45

aisle seat and I'm

25:48

sitting in the, on

25:50

the left side of the plane. So

25:53

the seat next to me and the seat next

25:55

to me on the other side is wide open.

25:57

So said, well, let me just look out and

25:59

see what the fuck's on this side of the

26:02

plane. And I look

26:04

out and as far as I can

26:06

see, every fucking

26:08

quarter mile, there's a

26:10

giant fucking ship, cargo

26:13

ship. And they're in

26:15

fucking the line for the Panama Canal. I

26:18

mean, it's so, it was mind

26:20

boggling because all this shit that

26:23

just has went down in the

26:25

last couple of, you

26:27

know, I thought last for two

26:29

weeks when he started, started ranting

26:31

about the Panama thing. I did

26:34

find out he did some research.

26:36

I think the Panama Canal only

26:38

makes like $3 billion a year

26:40

or something. Like

26:42

definitely nothing to go to war over. It'd

26:44

be like one round of cruise missiles. But

26:49

I also, when I

26:51

was, I did some

26:53

research and China has,

26:56

there's a giant port

26:58

on the west coast

27:01

of Mexico. It starts

27:03

with an M. I

27:05

should write this shit down so it

27:07

sounds semi -intelligent, but it's not that

27:09

important. But

27:12

there's a big fucking they're building

27:14

it bigger and bigger and bigger

27:16

and what they're gonna do is

27:18

China is going to Take their

27:21

shipping Into this port in Mexico

27:23

and they're gonna drive it across

27:25

Mexico and then pick it and

27:27

then you know have ships You

27:30

know to deliver it to wherever

27:32

from there and a lot of

27:34

it will be they'll just take

27:36

it from Mexico up to the

27:39

United States and you know They'll

27:42

have to really fucking just to

27:44

kind of bog the tariffs and

27:47

everything else But it was it

27:49

was interesting to me that there's

27:51

already plans to you know how

27:54

to circumvent the yeah, the to

27:56

the kibosh to you know To

27:58

be fucking a little bit more

28:01

Chinese So all right well you

28:03

got back in your so I

28:06

made it back safely. We'll see

28:08

Yeah Like

28:10

I said, number one, I'm

28:13

so blessed to be able

28:15

to have the connect, to

28:18

have the ability to

28:20

go down and get

28:22

taken care of, and

28:25

it's life changing.

28:29

I mean, I'm in pain

28:31

because of the procedures, and

28:34

I'm in pain because I'm so beat to

28:36

fuck. And when I

28:38

got there, I was in more pain.

28:42

That's the key. I

28:44

was in more pain before I got

28:46

the treatment. And

28:48

I have like, I can feel

28:51

like when I woke up today,

28:55

I don't know, I just had a peacefulness about

28:57

me. I

28:59

think I probably

29:02

hit like a

29:05

mental, besides

29:08

losing my, like losing T,

29:11

like just physically I'd hit such

29:13

a fucking low with the fucking,

29:15

you know, that my back fucking

29:18

herniation and my fucking leg fucking

29:20

up and, you know, my nerves

29:22

in my leg fucking not firing

29:24

correctly and, you know,

29:27

basically working out like a

29:29

stroke victim, trying to regain

29:31

fucking muscle control and, you

29:34

know, then fucking while I'm training, I

29:36

fucking just feel like an electric shock on

29:39

my shoulder, and I fucking tear my bicep,

29:41

tear my supraspinatus. So

29:43

I haven't trained weight -wise.

29:46

I haven't trained in 12

29:48

weeks, and that's my outlet.

29:51

So for 12 fucking weeks, it's not like

29:53

I could train legs because my fucking, I

29:56

got like a fucking, a gimp leg. You

29:59

know, so it's just like, you know, so

30:01

I'm doing more rehab and I'm riding the

30:03

bike, but. Anybody that knows

30:05

like once you get like even out

30:08

of fucking like you got to do

30:10

a recumbent bike Because you can't you

30:12

know when your arms up like this

30:14

and a fucking sling And you're holding

30:16

on to that fucking you've been over

30:18

on a fucking stationary bike and you're

30:21

pedaling that fear, you know, it's like

30:23

fuck. Yeah, like So

30:25

when are you looking at

30:27

being able to do you

30:30

did talk about the Yeah,

30:33

I know I lift that

30:35

you were doing with the

30:37

show, you know, like it's

30:40

a simple thing is like,

30:42

okay, like now You know

30:44

And that's so that's not

30:46

bad seven weeks. I

30:48

mean fuck I mean that's about as

30:51

good a fucking, you know mobilities you're

30:53

gonna fucking have yeah So the mobilities

30:55

there my fucking I mean I haven't

30:58

lost my fucking delts don't fucking go

31:00

anywhere I keep my

31:02

doubts. You

31:04

know, I was looking in the mirror

31:06

myself the other day with no clothes

31:09

on. I said, got

31:11

your wife's lucky. No, I said, I

31:13

said, I said, God, you

31:15

look like a 65 year old ex

31:17

basketball player. You

31:20

look like a semi better looking Bill

31:22

Walton. No,

31:26

you're a couple of notches above Bill.

31:31

I looked at myself and, I looked at

31:33

myself and fucking in bed by the end

31:35

and I said, I woke up and I

31:37

fucking, I got up and I was brushing

31:39

my teeth. I looked in the mirror and

31:41

I said, Jesus, when did you

31:43

turn into fucking Clint Eastwood? Like

31:45

old Clint Eastwood. not

31:48

talking about Magnum Force. No, I'm talking

31:50

about fucking Gran Turino Clint Eastwood. said,

31:54

I've always had his fucking disposition. Now I

31:56

got his fucking physique and fucking look body.

32:01

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of Financial Services. You know what,

35:31

man? Carmel? No,

35:33

I... So...

35:36

I read, we opened

35:38

the comments back up

35:40

and I read a

35:42

few of them one

35:45

day. I just hit the

35:47

newest and I read the newest ones. And

35:51

it's like,

35:54

there's always the one person that just, oh

35:58

great, I can make a fucking, I can

36:00

make a hurtful comment. And

36:03

it's like, It's

36:05

nice for people like people do

36:08

want to say something and You

36:10

know like somebody said like why'd

36:12

you guys take the comments off

36:14

and Sean you can you can

36:17

have your own opinion, but we

36:19

agreed it was just it gets

36:21

to the point where There's no

36:23

upside in it for us But

36:26

it does give you guys a

36:28

voice and and we want to

36:30

make sure like you know like

36:33

There's a reason why people put

36:36

like a, you know, suggestion box

36:38

in a restaurant or whatever so

36:40

people can, because people won't fucking

36:42

say shit to your face. People

36:45

don't have my phone number to call

36:48

me so that, I mean, this gives

36:50

the fucking, the viewers and the people

36:52

that are loyal to us, which is

36:54

fucking, I mean, we do this

36:56

for, you know, we do this, we

36:59

definitely don't do this for the fucking money. And

37:02

we, you know, we, like, Sean was at a,

37:04

we'll go into the day, but Sean was at

37:06

a, you know, had a, was in the city

37:09

for a, Rumbling on Julia today. And

37:11

I just got home and like, we're doing a

37:13

show at nine o 'clock at night on a

37:16

Sunday night. And I think with Sean, you get

37:18

up at what five in the morning? No,

37:21

530. Yeah,

37:24

fuck my bad. Yeah, come on. So,

37:26

I mean, it's just, so it's like,

37:28

yeah, we want to give you, we

37:30

want to make you guys happy, but

37:32

at the same time, it's just like,

37:35

dude, you don't get to come, you don't get

37:37

to be fucking a homeless guy and come over

37:40

to my house and tell me my wife can't

37:42

cook. So,

37:44

it's kind of where we're at with that.

37:47

The thing with the comments for me

37:49

and... always, it was always easy for

37:51

me to ignore the stuff that was

37:54

troll -ish. And you're

37:56

gonna get a percent, listen, even the restaurant

37:58

that puts the suggestion out is gonna get

38:00

some dick. Oh yeah. You know, that ass

38:02

for the Big Mac. So,

38:05

and I love a Big Mac. But

38:07

so it's easy to

38:10

ignore it. The thing

38:12

that became problematic for

38:14

me and for you,

38:16

I think. was

38:22

the low, the

38:24

personal low blows.

38:27

Listen, Kevin, let's not mince

38:29

words. The Tristan stuff was

38:31

hard to read from me.

38:33

Yes, very, it was, it

38:35

made it, and it's, I

38:38

just don't understand what kind

38:40

of a person would go

38:42

that fucking low, you

38:44

know? I mean, it's just like,

38:52

And if there's anybody out there that

38:54

thinks like, man, what's it been? Almost

38:56

two years, move on. No,

38:59

man, there's no moving

39:01

on. I'm treading

39:03

water. I

39:05

mean, in some days, man, it's real fucking

39:08

hard to not just fucking say, fuck it.

39:11

I know. You know, fuck this.

39:14

So to have some fucking

39:16

jackoff, that's jealous

39:18

of my success and has

39:20

no idea of the fucking

39:22

time and discipline and fucking

39:25

miles and heartaches and all

39:27

the fucking things that have

39:29

went through to fucking have

39:31

you for some reason, look

39:33

at that fucking name below

39:35

my picture and know who

39:37

the fuck that person is.

39:40

I can't go anywhere on this fucking globe, I

39:43

can't go. And people don't walk up to

39:45

me and go, you're Kevin Nash. And

39:47

I think the fucking greatest thing of all was

39:49

I was in Columbia and I was walking through

39:51

the mall and there's two girls and a guy

39:53

walked up to me. And they went,

39:56

longest yard. I

39:59

fucking said, yes,

40:02

me. Not even diesel. No man, I

40:04

got a longest fucking yard. And

40:07

I said, fuck yeah. So

40:10

love that when I get like then the

40:12

color when I came into Columbia the guy

40:14

said to me he goes He looks he

40:16

looks down at my passport. It's that he

40:18

goes. Oh Kevin Nash You're the actor. I

40:22

Said yes, I am

40:24

I said in Columbia

40:26

for the acting absolutely

40:28

super over they saw

40:30

the Nikki show I

40:32

Was in the airport

40:34

in Atlanta There

40:38

was a dude who got up

40:40

and said, hey, do I know

40:42

you? And he was watching the

40:45

show from this week at the

40:47

gate waiting for his group to

40:49

be called. He was looking up

40:52

at me at the screen. And

40:55

so I want to shout him out. I wish

40:57

I could remember his name. I don't, but he

40:59

was a fan of yours and a fan the

41:01

show. And Kev said, and I always take a

41:03

minute when someone comes up. And I say, what

41:05

do you like about the show? Why do you

41:07

listen to this and not something else? They

41:10

always say the same thing. Because

41:13

you don't always talk about the same stuff. He

41:15

said, when I turn it on, I usually

41:17

can tell on the other shows what they're

41:20

going to be talking about. And if it's

41:22

something I know already, he's

41:24

like, but regardless of what the title of your show

41:26

is, he goes, I don't know what you guys are

41:28

going to be talking about. He goes, so it's always

41:31

kind of a mystery. That makes three of us. Exactly.

41:37

I mean, the first time I

41:39

talked to Sean since I got

41:41

back to Columbia was like 820.

41:45

How's your trip? Pretty good. I'll see you down there. Okay. Yeah. I said,

41:47

are you home? Are you, you, are you, you, are are are you, you,

41:50

you, you, you, you, you, you, are

42:03

And then you were watching the second one, and I

42:05

said, okay, I'm gonna, I said, I'm heading down to

42:07

the condo. That was it, that was

42:09

the prep. And then

42:11

I haven't talked to Wes or talked

42:13

to Steve, so we

42:15

always, instead of putting the

42:17

show together, we all have

42:20

to catch up and fucking

42:22

joust and fucking, you know,

42:24

see what everybody's done and

42:27

watched and. The

42:29

audience gets to come in and listen to

42:31

the meetup. I

42:34

always enjoy that because

42:36

we all are very

42:38

eclectic and very different

42:40

tastes. I think

42:43

Wes is, to me,

42:45

he keeps me at

42:47

least in the game

42:50

with AEW. And

42:52

if he thinks there's something I'll

42:54

enjoy. or

42:56

a show that's good, like a particular episode of

42:58

it, and he knows I tape them all. So

43:02

I should say record because I don't

43:04

tape. But

43:07

no, it was like

43:09

Tony Storm. I

43:12

saw a clip. That's

43:14

what her name is, right? I'm

43:17

not fucking her name, I'll put

43:19

my... Steve? Yes,

43:21

I'm fucking her name up. No,

43:24

so she had a segment

43:26

and I just was on

43:29

X and I saw a

43:31

couple clips of it on

43:34

Instagram. So I said,

43:36

let me go ahead and watch this. And

43:39

she kind of did a

43:41

rendition of Demi Moore's performance

43:43

of her newest film that's

43:46

Oscar worthy. Substance? With the

43:48

smearing of that fucking, yeah.

43:53

smearing of the fucking makeup

43:55

and all that kind of

43:57

fucking loses it So and

43:59

I've all like I loved

44:01

her stuff with RJ Like

44:03

all her black and white

44:05

shit like I've always like

44:07

to me like I know

44:09

who she is and I

44:11

know her work Because she's

44:13

always been different She's like

44:15

so fucking different than everybody

44:17

else and to me like

44:19

she's She's avant

44:21

-garde, she's an entertainer that

44:24

happens to be on professional

44:26

wrestling. But

44:28

she's, I mean, she's an entertaining human

44:30

being. And like

44:33

kudos to her. So we

44:35

were talking today like, and

44:38

Wes said it's too bad she was on

44:40

the show that, or no, Dom actually said

44:43

it was too bad she was on the

44:45

collision because nobody, with everything

44:47

that was going on with Saturday

44:49

Night Made Event, and the Lakers

44:52

game and everything else. And I

44:54

said, well, I said, yes and

44:56

no, I said, because good work

44:59

will be seen in today's age.

45:02

Like at word of mouth,

45:04

the word of mouth, because

45:06

the word of mouth came

45:08

to me through whatever fucking,

45:10

you know, whatever media

45:12

that I was going to watch

45:14

or listen to. There

45:17

was enough of a push that told

45:19

me that it was such a waste

45:22

of a great performance like a performance

45:24

of a lifetime for her That I

45:26

went well fuck if that many people

45:29

are putting this over I'm gonna watch

45:31

it and I did and I Think

45:33

I'll be drawn if I look at

45:36

on the fucking Breakdown of the show

45:38

when it's taped and see her name.

45:40

I'll guarantee I'll fucking watch it. I'll

45:43

go through and pull her segment out

45:45

and watch it So

45:48

that's how you fucking that's how

45:51

you build it, you know, that's

45:53

how they can build back to

45:55

fucking build back their audience You

45:57

know fucking listen when the people

45:59

fucking put something over listen to

46:01

it Don't fucking bastardize it like

46:04

a lot of people think that

46:06

it had more like and I

46:08

haven't followed the storyline, but they

46:10

said That this was two weeks

46:12

too early Like,

46:15

you didn't need to blow the

46:17

load this soon. But

46:20

I guess when you're, I mean, I know how

46:22

it is in wrestling. It's very hard not to

46:24

hot shot shit. Right. You find

46:26

something that's working and you just, you

46:29

want to jump on it. I thought

46:31

that the Saturday night main event was

46:33

interesting because it had a great fucking

46:35

throwback feel to it. Yeah,

46:38

I'm going to bring that up little bit. With

46:40

you about some of the segments. Let's talk about

46:43

it now. Whatever fuck you

46:45

want. Yeah, I mean we're fucking

46:47

kind of we're we're in that

46:49

we've we kind of busted our

46:51

fucking wrestling cherry so well we

46:54

have a we have a final

46:56

on the on the on the

46:58

Well, we'll go football next the

47:00

game. Okay So you turned into

47:02

Saturday tuned into Saturday tune in

47:04

Saturday night. I and it was

47:07

so funny because Tam was in

47:09

the other room and She was

47:11

at the kitchen table And

47:13

she was doing something. I don't know

47:15

if she was going through bills or

47:18

paperwork or, and

47:20

we haven't seen each other, but I

47:22

was just like, babe, I said, do

47:24

you mind if I turn this on?

47:27

I've been home like fucking two hours. I'm turning the

47:29

fucking wrestling on. And

47:32

she says, no, she's out coming in a

47:34

minute. And she

47:36

heard Jesse's voice. And

47:40

she said, is that? I said, yes. I

47:44

said, she said, fuck. You

47:47

know, so, because Jesse

47:49

was at WCW, you know, we

47:51

had Jesse and I've always loved

47:53

him. I just think he's a

47:55

fucking, he's just, and Barry Bloom,

47:58

who was my agent for

48:00

years, who's a personal friend,

48:03

who I miss dearly and don't, no, I

48:05

should be a better friend and stay in

48:07

contact with. But

48:11

he and I, Jesse

48:14

was also Barry's, one of Barry's

48:16

clients. And Barry, we

48:18

all went out to dinner or was it, I

48:20

think it was dinner. We all went

48:22

out to dinner one night. And I don't

48:25

know who fucking rocked more, me or Jesse. Between

48:29

the two of us, if you're gonna fucking, if you're

48:31

gonna figure it out a way and a fucking hook

48:33

that energy together, it would have been like one of

48:35

them turbines. But.

48:39

could have powered the joint on it. Yeah, it

48:41

was in a, what are you, he's just such

48:43

a fucking great guy. Just, you

48:45

know, and smart as fuck. Let

48:49

me hear that conspiracy show. I used

48:51

to love watching that because I'm such

48:53

a, if you, oh, see,

48:55

we're going to get so fucking thrown

48:58

off here because the fucking JFK shit

49:00

got fucking, did you

49:02

see the fucking, The

49:05

guy, the driver turned around

49:07

with a fucking gas -powered

49:09

CIA assassin gun and fucking

49:12

shoot Kennedy. Do

49:14

you hear that whole fucking sonot? You

49:16

haven't heard that scenario yet? I saw

49:18

that they... All right, let's back this

49:20

up. So he signed the order to

49:22

release the rest of the classifier. Right.

49:25

JF, which I'm watching intently because I'm

49:27

going to have to rewrite a chapter

49:30

in the Monkey Morales book. before

49:32

it's September release, if everything does come

49:34

out. Now, what are you talking about?

49:37

So, I don't know, because I didn't

49:39

get a chance to fucking verify it,

49:41

but I was, I don't know what,

49:44

I saw it on Instagram, but

49:47

it was somebody who's been

49:49

involved with this, and they

49:52

were like, oh, thank

49:54

God, I finally got this, it took me

49:56

till now to get this piece of missing

49:58

tape. and it's, I

50:00

don't know if it's been doctored or what, because

50:03

you never know. But

50:05

he tells, the guy tells a

50:07

story. And at

50:09

this point, after the Warren

50:11

commission, it's like, Warren commission is Esau

50:13

fable. So after that, it's like, okay,

50:16

what else we got? So

50:18

he says that they show it, they

50:20

stop really quick. I'm the guy he's

50:22

saying, see, the driver turned around right

50:24

there. I'm like, I don't know. I

50:27

don't know if I completely see

50:30

a gun there. I'm trying to

50:32

and then there's their fires and

50:35

all of a sudden that you

50:37

know, it's the headshot and This

50:39

is yes, you don't see any

50:42

smoke or hearing anything because it's

50:44

a gas -powered CIA Engineered assassin

50:46

pistol so this video foot like

50:49

subruder footage. Yes, it's a brooder

50:51

and it's like it's like newly

50:54

released like footage like they

50:56

know because you see some

50:59

of them in the trees

51:01

like you know like eight

51:03

feet off the ground in

51:05

the background like all those

51:07

fucking you know there's like

51:09

fucking eight eight eight frames

51:12

are missing here and you

51:14

know all the fucking different

51:16

conspiracies between 313 which shows

51:18

the fatal headshot they claim

51:20

the versions available that

51:24

was available to the

51:26

public differs from what

51:28

Brugioni originally saw. But

51:31

as far as this order though, I

51:33

don't think there's anything out yet though,

51:35

right? Because it said they have to

51:37

present a plan within 15 days. I

51:39

know, I'm just saying though, so I'm

51:41

just telling you the newest, the newest

51:43

and greatest. And then

51:46

it's like the round was

51:48

an explosive round and it

51:50

had like some kind of

51:53

And it's like an everyday thing, but

51:55

it was like a toxin. And

51:57

that when it hit Kennedy's

52:00

brain, that the shot

52:02

didn't kill him, the

52:04

fucking, the neurotoxin would. And

52:07

they said that's, and the guy says, and

52:09

that's why they had to change the brain

52:11

out before they got it out of Dallas.

52:14

And I'm like, why

52:17

is that, I've watched a film

52:19

where they did the, autopsy

52:22

and they showed a slide

52:24

of the brain and there

52:26

was bone fragments in the

52:28

brain that would be pretty

52:30

much Would match up with

52:32

a like an m16 round

52:34

and that the fucking Secret

52:36

Service guy in the car

52:38

behind them when they took

52:40

off he had an m16

52:42

that was locked and loaded

52:45

it went off And

52:47

that was the fucking shot that went

52:49

through the back of Kenny's head, which

52:51

would make the explosion because it's a

52:53

tumbling round. And as

52:55

it hit the back of the head,

52:58

it'd be a small incision. But as

53:00

it spun through, it would create the

53:02

velocity to blow the flap forward. So

53:06

that was the one that I

53:08

was, that's my version of my

53:11

brain. That's the one I'm sticking

53:13

with. And that

53:15

was an accidental discharge. Yes. And

53:18

I want to think that that

53:20

was a Scottish cold case guy

53:22

that came up with that theory

53:24

if you want to Google it.

53:28

Of course, I know his

53:30

name like I do the

53:32

Colombian president. The

53:35

Scottish guy. I have to look at

53:37

my passport while I'm traveling to make

53:39

sure I know my name. What's

53:42

my name, bitch? Don't

53:45

look at me. Don't you look at

53:47

me? Oh

53:49

damn mommy. So

53:53

we, clearly we both

53:55

watched Blue Velvet this week. Yes. Yes,

53:58

we both watched Blue Velvet. I

54:00

think you have to pay respects when

54:03

somebody like Lynch passes. It's

54:06

like Bourdain. It's

54:11

like Hunter S. Thompson.

54:14

You got it. You got it. You got

54:16

it. I'm looking forward to seeing a Bourdain

54:18

movie. Don't

54:21

you think the board is going to direct one

54:23

next year? I think it's going to be really

54:25

interesting. They're going to answer a lot of questions

54:27

from the other side. I think I

54:29

think that. Brolin's

54:34

going to play fucking Lynch. I

54:37

thought I'd go back and read

54:39

Bourdain's book. After

54:42

he passed well, it

54:44

was a kitchen confidential,

54:46

I guess. Yeah And

54:48

I have yet to

54:51

do that but What

54:53

I was gonna say

54:55

is these these guys

54:57

that or ladies anyone

54:59

that is considered like

55:01

fringe or out there

55:03

or There's kind of

55:05

a legitimacy that we

55:07

that happens when People

55:10

kind of have to admit

55:12

to their talent people that

55:14

that maybe dismiss them as

55:16

nuts or or or to

55:19

this or to that to

55:21

left of center When they

55:23

pass something weird happens and

55:25

they get in the cool

55:27

club and like HBO Max

55:29

has a lynch section now

55:31

on their front menu and

55:34

other I mean Amazon may

55:36

also but Whereas

55:38

a year ago you wouldn't have seen

55:40

that but but just like we were

55:42

talking about I didn't turn and say

55:44

a year ago You haven't watched a

55:46

David Lynch movie in a while I

55:48

did rewatch Twin Peaks a couple years

55:50

ago with my oldest daughter because she'd

55:52

never seen him my wife and I

55:54

were fans From a long time ago

55:56

and we're like, you know, I think

55:58

I think Mia would would dig this

56:00

so we did dive into it, but

56:02

the passing of people

56:05

like this. Bourdain's another

56:07

great example and or

56:09

Lynch or something like

56:11

a Amy Winehouse who

56:13

was underappreciated while she

56:15

was alive. Her film

56:18

is amazing. That

56:20

Amy and Winehouse story. The most

56:22

recent one. Yeah, it's so it's

56:24

so fucking good. And like

56:27

one of my if I had to

56:29

really pick somebody to and be if

56:31

I had to pick one album and

56:34

be on an island and have

56:36

that my an island album would

56:39

be Amy Warnhouse. No, it would

56:41

be Lauren Hill, her

56:44

fucking, what was it, the Miseducation,

56:46

it was her first. Yeah, yeah,

56:49

yeah. It was her first. Oh,

56:51

you know you better watch

56:53

out. Something, something, something.

56:57

So that was, I've

56:59

loved Lauren Hill. We

57:01

used to come out,

57:03

me and Scott used

57:05

to come out at

57:07

house shows to the

57:09

Fuji's ready or not.

57:13

And it's so funny because Scott

57:15

used it, he used it wherever

57:18

he went, but we used it

57:20

in Japan together. And

57:23

he always,

57:26

it's like his song.

57:31

Because people don't know that we came

57:33

into house shows, we came out to

57:36

it. Scott wouldn't know

57:38

who the fucking Fuji's were if he

57:40

ever met me. When I met Scott

57:43

and Shawn Michaels, they were listening to

57:45

Merle Haggard's, the fucking epic 10 greatest

57:47

hits or whatever. I mean,

57:50

we were driving up and down the

57:52

fucking road, three guys in a Diamante

57:54

going. Big city turned me loose and

57:56

set me free. I'm

57:58

tired of this dirty old

58:00

city. Tired of

58:03

too much work and never

58:05

enough pay. Not

58:08

by your choice, though. I

58:10

fucking got into it, man. Did you? Yeah. Yeah.

58:13

Fucking me and my son, Merle

58:16

came to the Peabody and. T,

58:20

myself, and my brother -in -law,

58:22

J .L., we went to fucking

58:24

see Merle, and fucking

58:26

Jägermeister came out with the fucking, like,

58:28

a honey Jäger, and

58:31

fucking, T was like, like, 16.

58:35

Fucking, so I'm such a, I'm such

58:37

a great dad. And we're

58:39

fucking, we're hitting the Jägermeister and drinking

58:41

fucking 16 ounce Paps Blue Ribbons, driving

58:43

over in the S -Class. And

58:46

it's fucking, every fucking place is

58:48

packed. And I

58:50

tell the guy, I pulled

58:52

in front of the Peabody

58:54

and I'm in a bronze

58:56

S500. And I said

58:59

to the guy, I said, give you 200 bucks

59:01

if I can park this bitch right here in

59:03

front of the front doors. He goes, you got

59:05

it. So

59:07

I gave him the 200 bucks. I said,

59:09

I'll keep the keys. If

59:12

I could take the keys, went in, got

59:14

a couple beers, went up to sit down

59:17

in our seats. I gave my son a

59:19

fucking beer and a cup, some fucking blue

59:21

hair next to me goes, I see that.

59:24

Oh. I was just

59:26

like, oh, fuck me. So

59:28

it all gets over, the show

59:30

gets over and Merle, you know,

59:33

it's a short show. He might

59:36

have done 70 minutes and he

59:38

says, hey. I've

59:43

been doing this a long time. He

59:45

goes, so I'm gonna walk

59:47

off the stage now. You

59:50

can clap, you can do whatever the hell

59:52

you guys want to. I ain't coming back

59:54

out. He says, we gotta drive

59:56

to Mobile tonight. And

59:59

road conditions ain't too well, there's ice.

1:00:02

And I'm too damn old to die on

1:00:04

the road. He said,

1:00:06

especially for being stupid. So

1:00:09

he walked off the stage and we all clapped

1:00:11

and buggered me and my brother -in -law who fucking

1:00:13

had a buzz, T was cool.

1:00:16

And we kept going,

1:00:18

encore, encore. You know, well,

1:00:20

fuck man, these old people that were in

1:00:22

that crowd. Like the next day in the

1:00:24

news journal, they

1:00:27

said these two big rowdies up

1:00:29

in the balcony, because we sat

1:00:31

in the front row of the

1:00:33

balcony. Because I thought,

1:00:35

that's always to me the best seat.

1:00:38

You know front row in the balcony

1:00:40

that way anybody that gets up during

1:00:42

the show, you know, it didn't fuck

1:00:44

with you and I remember one time

1:00:46

I was with my brother and I

1:00:49

were at Joe Jackson at Pine Knob

1:00:51

and we were sitting we were underneath

1:00:53

you know in the fucking in the

1:00:55

seats not on the fucking grass and

1:00:57

We're probably 12 rows from the front

1:01:00

and the fucking Joe Jackson was playing

1:01:02

a You babe,

1:01:04

stepping out into the night.

1:01:06

And the fucking guy gets

1:01:09

up when he's like, ah,

1:01:12

he's like getting ready to, he's getting

1:01:14

ready to go. The guy fucking stands

1:01:16

up and goes, he goes, he

1:01:19

goes, fucking really? From

1:01:21

the stage? Yeah, from the stage,

1:01:23

he goes, fucking really? Oh, wow. He goes,

1:01:26

what do you got? Oh,

1:01:28

he says, no, no, no, no, go ahead. I'll wait. Oh,

1:01:32

that's awful and the fucking guys

1:01:34

another guy's walking and he's like

1:01:36

everybody the fucking entire fucking House

1:01:38

is looking at this fucking guy

1:01:40

had more heat than oh Yeah,

1:01:43

if it had been Puerto Rico

1:01:45

to get stabbed, but uh And

1:01:47

then if I can you know,

1:01:49

he kind of chastised it for

1:01:51

like a minute that he fucking

1:01:53

This is a fuck where was

1:01:55

I and he fucking went right

1:01:57

back into it like just And

1:01:59

I was just, I said to

1:02:01

myself, like, A, kind

1:02:04

of a cock, but

1:02:06

B, like, super fucking sweet

1:02:08

recover. Like -

1:02:10

Yeah, but of all those songs that have to

1:02:12

- Oh, right? Like, sailing

1:02:15

would have been a little worse

1:02:17

to have to latch onto the

1:02:19

vibe after chastising someone in the

1:02:21

crowd. So we were talking earlier

1:02:24

about the David Lynch thing. Yeah,

1:02:26

yeah. And how he became cool.

1:02:29

And, you know, so I'm

1:02:31

driving over tonight and it's

1:02:33

always like the song that

1:02:35

fucking plays before I pull

1:02:37

into the condo is always,

1:02:39

I always wonder, because to

1:02:41

me it's like, I always

1:02:43

tell Tee when I back

1:02:45

out of the garage, Tee

1:02:48

picked me a song for

1:02:50

tonight. to put me

1:02:52

in the mood, and I'll just turn my

1:02:54

radio on, whatever station it's on, if it's

1:02:57

on R &B, whatever it is, he'll pick

1:02:59

me a song. So tonight

1:03:01

I had 95 .5, I think that's

1:03:03

the hog, I think it's a classic

1:03:05

rock. And I leave,

1:03:08

and I don't know

1:03:10

if Sammy Hagar is

1:03:12

doing the, it

1:03:14

sounded like Sammy Hagar was

1:03:17

guest DJing. And

1:03:19

he said, here's one. And he said, blah, blah, blah,

1:03:21

blah. And he goes, from fucking

1:03:24

one of my favorite bands, Little Feet.

1:03:27

And it was the, God, it's like a

1:03:29

sailing song, something's, you know. And

1:03:32

I was listening to it. I mean, I remember

1:03:34

Little Feet. I remember when I was in college

1:03:36

and shit. And I'm like, I

1:03:39

wonder what demographic is

1:03:41

out there that when

1:03:43

they have like the

1:03:45

conversation on music, like,

1:03:48

Within 15 minutes it

1:03:50

somehow levitates around the

1:03:52

fucking the little feet

1:03:54

like the band or

1:03:57

their music Never my

1:03:59

demo never my demo,

1:04:01

but I mean I

1:04:03

was just and it

1:04:06

was such a You

1:04:08

really can't fucking put

1:04:10

a thumbnail on The

1:04:12

period of when the

1:04:15

music was happening But

1:04:18

it kind of has a

1:04:21

grateful dead vibe. Yeah a

1:04:23

little bit, right? It's twangy

1:04:25

Get gittari Safe, could definitely

1:04:28

sit on the fucking tailgate

1:04:30

of a fucking pickup truck

1:04:33

with a 16 -hour PBR

1:04:35

and fucking Definitely fucking enjoy

1:04:38

that Smoking some fucking old

1:04:40

press week press fucking press

1:04:43

Mexican weed fucking every fucking

1:04:45

three hits if I can

1:04:47

see it explodes. All

1:04:50

right. So in

1:04:52

the in the Lynch

1:04:55

discussion, we came across

1:04:57

that we'd both rewatched

1:04:59

Blue Velvet. Yes. This

1:05:02

week and your take was I

1:05:04

just said it didn't it didn't

1:05:06

age well. 86

1:05:12

was Blue Velvet, but it was

1:05:14

but but here's the thing. It's

1:05:17

hard for me. I confess this

1:05:19

to you in the in the

1:05:22

pre -show. I want to make

1:05:24

the argument. I want to sit

1:05:26

here and defend it stoically But

1:05:28

I did fall asleep last night

1:05:31

Into it. So maybe

1:05:33

that's the ultimate commentary

1:05:35

It there are many

1:05:38

echoes of blue velvet

1:05:41

in Twin Peaks in the series

1:05:43

in the 1990s series, which I'm

1:05:45

a very big fan of. So

1:05:48

I appreciate it from that

1:05:50

standpoint. And though it aged,

1:05:52

though maybe you're saying it

1:05:55

didn't age as well. It

1:05:57

had that kind of timeless time

1:06:00

period to it. I don't even

1:06:02

like, I don't even affix it

1:06:04

to a certain time period because

1:06:06

it feels like Because the way

1:06:08

the Lord during character wasn't how

1:06:10

she was dressed. Yeah, but the

1:06:12

acting is so over the top.

1:06:14

It is over the top. But

1:06:16

I think stylistically, I mean,

1:06:18

supposed to be. Hoppers

1:06:22

fucking like mood shifts and fuck

1:06:24

it. It's I don't

1:06:26

know. It's like. But

1:06:31

that's hopper, maybe. No,

1:06:33

I actually fucking. You

1:06:35

said fucking, I wouldn't say we're friends,

1:06:37

but we fucking, we definitely broke bread

1:06:40

several times out in Venice. With

1:06:43

Dennis Hopper? Yeah, fuck yeah. He'd

1:06:45

always, he'd always eat at the

1:06:47

fucking firehouse. He'd

1:06:50

sit out in that little back fucking courtyard that

1:06:52

was open with the tree. Oh,

1:06:54

wow. Yeah. He was, he was a

1:06:56

fucking, he was, he was cool. He watched our, he

1:06:58

watched our fucking, he liked their business. Really?

1:07:01

Yeah. He knew

1:07:04

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Excellent. Can we, I'm just going to

1:09:33

segue into something real quick because I

1:09:35

don't want to miss this. And it's

1:09:37

on the top, it's on my brain.

1:09:40

and my stem cells, my stem

1:09:42

cells are fucking directing me. So,

1:09:46

Colonel De Beers passed

1:09:49

today. He did. And

1:09:52

I just so, I

1:09:54

Googled him and I

1:09:57

went to his videos.

1:10:00

And the third one down

1:10:02

is Colonel De Beers AWA

1:10:04

versus Scott Hall. It's

1:10:07

like a nine minute match. And

1:10:09

it starts off and De Beers

1:10:12

is working fucking, Scott's

1:10:16

fucking like his hand

1:10:18

and wrist. And

1:10:20

he fucking, it's

1:10:23

like, I watched

1:10:25

it and I mean,

1:10:27

it was so, that

1:10:29

was like, I'm such a fan of

1:10:32

that era of work. Right.

1:10:34

like the Andersons, like Ole

1:10:36

Anderson, when the Andersons would

1:10:38

work somebody's fucking arm, and

1:10:41

tag in and out, and

1:10:43

keep the guy like three feet from

1:10:45

the term buckle, the heel term buckle,

1:10:48

and just in and out, in and

1:10:50

out, and work the fucking arm, and

1:10:52

just like stay on a body part,

1:10:54

and it was, it's so, we talked

1:10:56

about simplistic, it's such a

1:10:58

simplistic fucking thing, and,

1:11:03

You want I mean Scott's

1:11:05

big as a fucking house

1:11:07

And Scott was so fucking

1:11:10

gifted early. He's always been

1:11:12

gifted, you know, he's just

1:11:14

he's always been I just

1:11:16

I think he's the most

1:11:18

underrated wrestler of all time

1:11:20

Like he's on my Mount

1:11:22

Rushmore Like Scott Hall is

1:11:24

definitely on my Mount Rushmore

1:11:26

I know how you love

1:11:28

to do that, Mount Rushmore.

1:11:30

Yeah, it's one of my

1:11:32

favorites. My only problem

1:11:35

is my Mount Rushmore's got 53

1:11:37

guys on it. It's

1:11:39

your Mount Rushmore you could have as well. Absolutely.

1:11:41

And I was going to Amy Winehouse on it

1:11:44

too. 53

1:11:46

guys plus Amy Winehouse. She could

1:11:48

fucking hit me with a Frankensteiner.

1:11:52

So yeah, so that's a

1:11:55

great watch. It's

1:11:58

a loss, but I enjoyed

1:12:00

him as a hand when

1:12:02

I broke in and Scott

1:12:05

always spoke highly of him.

1:12:09

And anybody that's Scott, Scott

1:12:13

had a lot of respect for

1:12:15

that era of guys. He

1:12:18

loved Dick Murdock. Just

1:12:22

guys that, he brought Murdock

1:12:25

back. to work

1:12:27

with him and WWE and

1:12:30

Yeah, so I just made

1:12:32

like like losing to beers

1:12:35

and then Say well, let

1:12:37

me go see what I

1:12:40

can find one of his

1:12:42

matches and then boom. There's

1:12:45

like my fucking my brother

1:12:47

On the third match down

1:12:50

There's Scott working with them.

1:12:52

I'm like, oh fuck Was

1:12:56

that a TV match from

1:12:58

from the from the AWA

1:13:00

looks like it because there's

1:13:02

there's There's cuts to the

1:13:04

fucking crowd and shit. Okay

1:13:07

It's one of those things

1:13:09

I came home and like

1:13:11

there was like such a

1:13:13

Tristan presence in the house

1:13:15

and I can always like

1:13:18

I'll feel like I'll feel

1:13:20

his presence And

1:13:22

like, he definitely DJ'd my

1:13:24

car ride home. I

1:13:27

mean, it was third eye blind. It was like all

1:13:29

his fucking, like, what's

1:13:32

that one fucking band he liked? God,

1:13:36

I have to, as

1:13:38

I was coming

1:13:41

home, I

1:13:44

was trying to

1:13:46

fucking, because I was

1:13:48

like, fuck man, like. Because there's

1:13:51

like one corn song that he

1:13:53

liked. Freak

1:14:00

on a leash. Leave

1:14:03

a light

1:14:05

on, Papa

1:14:07

Roach. Smooth,

1:14:10

criminal, alien ant farm.

1:14:13

One of the best covers of all time.

1:14:15

Cover of the Michael's, yeah. Yeah, unbelievable, right?

1:14:18

Jumper. My third eye blind,

1:14:21

falling away from,

1:14:23

that's the corn.

1:14:28

What station did you have on?

1:14:31

Blind faith. I

1:14:35

don't know, I think it was an Orlando

1:14:37

station. So

1:14:41

then last night, I

1:14:43

finished watching late, I

1:14:45

finished watching the agency.

1:14:50

And I've been listening to the fucking, the

1:14:53

theme song to the agency. I'm like, God,

1:14:55

why do I know who that fucking is,

1:14:57

but I can't put it. So

1:14:59

I went ahead and shazammed

1:15:01

and it was Jack White

1:15:04

from Detroit, Love is Blindness

1:15:06

is the fucking open to

1:15:08

that. Cause I'll sit there

1:15:11

and watch that show and

1:15:13

I'll get to the fucking

1:15:16

first scene, and then I'll

1:15:18

fucking rewind it to listen.

1:15:20

To listen the fucking open

1:15:23

again. And I'm so fucking

1:15:25

lazy because my phone's always

1:15:28

plugged in someplace else. It's

1:15:30

never like in the room

1:15:32

with me. And I kind

1:15:34

of wish I had my phone with me so I could

1:15:36

fucking shazam this. I

1:15:39

don't know what shazam does with

1:15:41

my fucking, my data, but

1:15:43

I shazam something every fucking day.

1:15:45

I'm kind of impressed that, you

1:15:47

know, being the Luddite you are,

1:15:50

as far as technology goes, that

1:15:52

you do Shazam stuff. That's...

1:15:55

Well, because I mean, I love...

1:15:57

It's like anything else. If you

1:15:59

love something, I love music. Yeah,

1:16:02

but that you know that Shazam's an option.

1:16:05

Oh, fuck, Shazam's been around as long as

1:16:07

my cock. Well, I...

1:16:09

My dad probably gets a little more

1:16:12

work than Shazam that does. Kevin, let

1:16:14

me just remind you that we're over

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1:18:34

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1:18:36

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1:18:38

Things could go sideways. Did you see

1:18:40

that? Did you see the DEI? The

1:18:45

diversity, equity, and inclusion. He

1:18:47

long said that that was gonna be a...

1:18:49

Yeah, well, I don't know if it was

1:18:51

today. I think it was today or maybe

1:18:54

it was yesterday. But the

1:18:56

Air Force can no

1:18:58

longer show the footage.

1:19:01

Video footage of the

1:19:03

Tuskegee Airman So the

1:19:06

Tuskegee Airman the Tuskegee

1:19:08

Airman yeah, I'm like

1:19:11

isn't that the HIS

1:19:13

TORY? Fucking the

1:19:15

letters. Yeah, isn't that wacky?

1:19:17

You know who he can't

1:19:20

show it. Where I don't

1:19:22

know the recruits That

1:19:26

seems like it what you don't you

1:19:28

don't want any blacks to fly you

1:19:30

want any blacks to think that they

1:19:32

that they flew before You know I

1:19:34

mean I just look at the fight

1:19:36

look at some of the fucking shit,

1:19:38

so here's a here's a fucking I

1:19:40

God, I'm so glad I took these

1:19:42

stem cells because I'm pulling shit out

1:19:45

of my brain that I would never

1:19:47

fucking pull It's all accessible to you

1:19:49

now. It really is And

1:19:51

before we go any further, I've just got

1:19:53

to pull back and say, is it a

1:19:55

shoot, Steve? Did Amy Winehouse, was she a

1:19:57

wrestling observer, fuckin' subscriber?

1:20:01

Is that a yes? Last

1:20:03

he heard. Last he heard, okay. So,

1:20:07

shout out to Amy and shout out

1:20:09

to fuckin' Meltzer. Fuckin'

1:20:12

sweet. Where

1:20:17

was I going? I mean think

1:20:19

now the stem cells better answer

1:20:21

that I was going with the

1:20:23

diversity The Tuskegee Airmen and yeah,

1:20:26

okay, but my whole thing is

1:20:28

this it's like okay You can

1:20:30

do whatever you want to with

1:20:32

this DEI shit. You can say

1:20:34

that it wasn't slavery you can

1:20:36

say whatever you want But and

1:20:39

you can fucking you can burn

1:20:41

the books you can Basically fucking

1:20:43

get the boot liquor fucking media

1:20:47

fucking gurus that you fucking own

1:20:50

now. You

1:20:54

basically, he runs TikTok,

1:20:57

Zuckerberg, Musk,

1:21:01

Bezo, I mean, they're all fucking, I

1:21:04

saw a picture of the other day, they were all

1:21:06

fucking together with their tongues out, their tongues were all

1:21:08

orange. I thought that was kind of

1:21:10

funny. But, And

1:21:14

my wife keeps really selling shit

1:21:16

that goes on. And

1:21:18

I'm like, babe, it

1:21:21

doesn't affect us. What

1:21:25

are you getting upset about? You're

1:21:29

telling me that the sharks are

1:21:31

out of control. We

1:21:33

don't go in the water. We're

1:21:36

good. Shark

1:21:41

might bite someone you know. Well, I

1:21:43

try to tell everybody to stay out

1:21:45

of the water. Don't

1:21:48

leave the house. I've

1:21:50

always, I've always fucking, I've always lived

1:21:52

under the mantra of, you know, when

1:21:54

I look next to me and I

1:21:56

see a shark driving an escalade, I'll

1:21:59

know it's cool for me to get

1:22:01

in the water. Until then, fuck that.

1:22:05

Larry David said when the, when the

1:22:07

pandemic first started, and I was. Was

1:22:11

reading it. I think it was in

1:22:13

the times They were talking to they

1:22:15

started a thing where they would talk

1:22:17

to celebrities and say like what are

1:22:19

you doing with your time? How are

1:22:22

you handling this and you know always

1:22:24

with the gravity of like How are

1:22:26

you not performing right? Harry David was

1:22:28

the first one to go. I

1:22:30

don't really see a problem. He was

1:22:33

like I've been kind of waiting for

1:22:35

this opportunity for everyone

1:22:37

to tell me to stay home and

1:22:39

not leave the house for a very

1:22:41

long time, and it's finally arrived. It's

1:22:44

a shame that people are dying, but

1:22:46

outside of that, I don't see a

1:22:48

problem with this. I loved it. I

1:22:50

looked back at my Instagram a couple

1:22:52

months ago. I was, like, waiting on

1:22:54

a plane, and the Wi

1:22:56

-Fi was fucked up. I couldn't get anything, but

1:22:58

I could pull my own shit up and look

1:23:00

at it. To just say, and

1:23:02

I haven't posted it. I don't know how

1:23:04

long I've been on Instagram, probably... 12, whatever

1:23:06

fucking years I've been on that thing. I

1:23:09

think I posted, I don't know if I've

1:23:11

even posted 400 times. And

1:23:13

I'm sure anybody that follows me

1:23:15

probably says thanks for the fucking

1:23:18

updates. The only

1:23:20

time I update some

1:23:22

fucking Hyman who's the

1:23:25

cannabis company in Michigan

1:23:27

that sells the jack

1:23:29

knife and just the

1:23:32

guys are friends of

1:23:34

mine. and they treat

1:23:36

me like family and I consider them

1:23:39

the same. So

1:23:41

to my boys at Hyman, my

1:23:43

Michigan boys, thank you so much

1:23:45

for keeping me part of the

1:23:47

team. You get a

1:23:50

chance to in the Metropolitan

1:23:52

and Detroit or anywhere on

1:23:54

the fucking, the Mitten or

1:23:56

the fucking UP that carries

1:23:58

a upscaled cannabis. Hyman's one

1:24:00

of them. They

1:24:04

just put out a fucking stylist

1:24:06

that's fucking, man, I would love

1:24:08

to have like 20 of those

1:24:10

stylists of my fucking weed just

1:24:12

to fucking hit like once every

1:24:15

day. Just one little fucking sativa

1:24:17

of just to get the taste

1:24:19

is so fucking excellent. It's

1:24:22

got like a creamsicle fucking inhale

1:24:24

with a fucking vanilla exhale. I

1:24:28

mean, it's almost like fucking, it's like they've

1:24:30

taken cannabis and made it like fucking red

1:24:32

wine. So,

1:24:37

yeah. So we

1:24:39

got that. You got it

1:24:41

in. Yeah, I got it in. Friends at

1:24:43

Hyman. With

1:24:46

a freebie. So if you

1:24:48

get a chance to get high

1:24:51

and really think about your body

1:24:53

and decide that you really want

1:24:55

to feel fucking miraculous, And

1:24:58

if anybody that's watching this and says, fuck,

1:25:00

what the fuck happened to Nash? He really

1:25:03

kind of seems with it tonight. It's

1:25:06

probably because I've got like so many

1:25:08

stem cells like in my brain right

1:25:10

now that my synapses that hasn't worked

1:25:12

this well in fucking, I

1:25:15

don't know, two years, two and a half years since

1:25:17

the last time I got this done. But

1:25:21

it was before T pass, so it's

1:25:23

been a while. Yeah,

1:25:27

man, it's it's If I had

1:25:29

to sing it about to pick

1:25:31

a song for the fucking for

1:25:34

the feeling I've got going on

1:25:36

right now It ain't heavy. He's

1:25:39

my brother

1:25:42

We go

1:25:44

So The

1:25:46

last three

1:25:48

minutes Can

1:25:53

we just drop the other hour and

1:25:55

just put these last three minutes on

1:25:57

a loop? You were elsewhere. I

1:26:00

like it man. That's the day you go.

1:26:03

Little Clint.

1:26:07

Never realize how antisocial you are until

1:26:09

there's a pandemic in your life doesn't

1:26:11

really change that much. That's

1:26:14

me. Oh God. Perfect.

1:26:16

See, I have always

1:26:19

fucking... I've

1:26:21

snuck, me and my brother were at the,

1:26:23

I don't know where it was, I think

1:26:25

it was the Trenton Theater, but it might've

1:26:27

been the Wyandotte Theater. And my

1:26:30

mom dropped us off. I wanna think, I

1:26:33

don't know if it coincides, if

1:26:35

anybody has the time to check.

1:26:37

But I think we got dropped

1:26:40

off to see Yellow Submarine. And

1:26:43

the other, it was Yellow Submarine

1:26:45

was in the Wyandotte, and,

1:26:48

or maybe, Dirty Harry was

1:26:51

in the wine dot and

1:26:53

Yellow submarine was in the

1:26:55

wine dot annex. This was

1:26:57

like the wine dot was

1:26:59

a giant theater with an

1:27:01

up like an upper deck

1:27:03

and It was the You'd

1:27:05

a lot of times you'd

1:27:07

see two movies like when

1:27:09

I was in high school

1:27:11

There was a place called

1:27:13

the Kelvin. I don't

1:27:16

know exactly where the Kelvin was I

1:27:18

thought it was Detroit Proper, but

1:27:21

they always played, it might have

1:27:23

been Dearborn, they played two movies

1:27:26

with cartoons, intermission,

1:27:29

and like two movies was like

1:27:31

to bring a date with six

1:27:33

bucks, like total.

1:27:37

So then you always have the

1:27:39

good car sex. I

1:27:42

was at 65 mustang. The

1:27:44

only position I had is

1:27:46

six, 10 and a half.

1:27:48

What were you doing in

1:27:50

that? Both seats fucking pushed

1:27:52

up as far as they

1:27:54

can and pushed, bucket

1:27:56

seats pushed forward. Me sitting dead

1:27:59

ass in the middle of the

1:28:01

back seat, fucking, with

1:28:04

my legs open, either fucking

1:28:07

getting road or fucking reverse

1:28:09

cowboy. Those are the only

1:28:11

two positions I had. Girl, I hope.

1:28:14

Whatever. Was it 92? Might

1:28:18

have been. But

1:28:21

I always put myself, I'm the

1:28:24

cowboy, so I'm doing the. The

1:28:28

rider, the rider is the rider.

1:28:30

I don't know how much she

1:28:32

was riding, but fucking head clearance

1:28:34

and that thing. Yeah,

1:28:37

I think she was stationary.

1:28:40

I was fucking just

1:28:42

doing the pelvic crawl.

1:28:48

Can you tell we haven't

1:28:50

talked in a week? Sorry

1:28:53

about that Bernadette. Oh,

1:28:56

Bernadette again, huh? Then

1:28:58

a while since we brought her up, she

1:29:00

was a fun girl. My

1:29:03

God, Kevin, you're dating a fucking

1:29:05

woman. Mom,

1:29:07

stop. What

1:29:09

was that all about? What do you

1:29:12

mean? She came. So I was like

1:29:14

a sophomore in high school. I was

1:29:16

like 16. And

1:29:18

my mom still wouldn't let

1:29:20

me go down to Daytona

1:29:22

Beach for spring break. Okay.

1:29:27

Good decision. So Bernadette, Bernie,

1:29:30

she went down with her girlfriend and she

1:29:32

was staying at the Aladdin and I was

1:29:34

at the Acapulco Inn, which

1:29:37

used to be the MTV

1:29:39

hotel when they went down

1:29:42

there at the beginning. No,

1:29:44

I'm sorry, it was a mine in. It

1:29:47

was a mine in. We stayed there

1:29:49

one time, like when I was like...

1:29:51

12 or 13, it was like spring

1:29:53

break, my mom had no idea. Like

1:29:56

we're in the fucking middle of the shit.

1:29:59

So the Acapulco Inn is down in the

1:30:01

shores. It's now a, I

1:30:05

got what's it, it's that

1:30:07

fucking, that brand of hotels

1:30:10

is Canadian. We

1:30:12

used to stay at, I'll think of it.

1:30:14

Anyway, so she

1:30:16

came down to

1:30:19

the shores. They

1:30:22

drove her cutlass down from

1:30:24

Michigan and she drove down

1:30:27

to the shores to spend

1:30:29

the day with me. So

1:30:33

she got there and she

1:30:35

fucking forgot her bathing suit.

1:30:38

So my sister had a

1:30:40

yellow bikini and so Bernie

1:30:42

said, you know, can

1:30:45

I borrow one of your

1:30:47

suits? Bernie

1:30:50

goes upstairs and with my

1:30:53

sister and my mom's laying

1:30:55

out by my mom. My

1:30:57

mom is a sun god.

1:31:01

And we're just sitting there

1:31:03

and Bernie came to the

1:31:05

bottom door of the hotel

1:31:07

that walks out to the

1:31:09

the pool and she was

1:31:11

built like Raquel Welch. I

1:31:14

mean, just fucking just, you know,

1:31:16

full D's and fucking. child birthing

1:31:18

hips with about a 19 inch

1:31:20

waist, long fucking mane

1:31:23

of hair. And

1:31:25

my mom's like, Jesus

1:31:28

Christ, Kevin. She's like,

1:31:30

God damn woman. It's

1:31:32

like grown woman. I'm thinking, yeah,

1:31:35

ma. Give me

1:31:37

a little fucking dap over here is a

1:31:39

fucking heat. What was

1:31:41

the was there an age difference?

1:31:43

Oh, yeah, almost three years. OK.

1:31:46

And at that, at that time, that

1:31:48

time period, it's maybe two, maybe two,

1:31:50

two strong years. Yeah,

1:31:56

I have a couple of good ones. I

1:31:58

guess it was another girl when I was younger

1:32:00

and I was a freshman. She was a

1:32:02

junior, I think she

1:32:04

was a junior and her,

1:32:07

her she was notorious. I

1:32:11

don't want to fucking bury her because I'm

1:32:13

sure she's got kids. So

1:32:15

I'll just say the name.

1:32:17

Yeah, but she had a

1:32:20

fucking blue Mustang. A

1:32:23

white vinyl top. And,

1:32:26

um... Was that a prerequisite to date you

1:32:28

that she had to have a Ford Mustang?

1:32:31

Well, I had a Mustang. But that's what I mean.

1:32:33

mean, my mom. Well, I mean,

1:32:35

that's why dude, I'm telling you, there's a

1:32:38

reason why I drive Mustangs. My

1:32:40

socialization happened in a Mustang.

1:32:43

Take those Bobby Brooks off and do

1:32:45

as you please. And

1:32:48

I mean, I'm raw dogging like

1:32:50

a motherfucker too. I'm raw

1:32:52

dogging. I raw dogged my fucking

1:32:54

all through high school. I had more

1:32:57

fucking close calls with girls sitting on

1:32:59

my fucking friend's stoop going, I'm

1:33:01

late. I'm thinking, oh, fuck,

1:33:03

man, I'm gonna be working at the still mill.

1:33:05

I'm never gonna be playing ball. I

1:33:07

gotta fucking, and they're all Catholic girls. I'm

1:33:10

fucking doing the method gimmick. I'm pulling out,

1:33:12

you know. I

1:33:14

think that fucking, I used to fucking

1:33:16

jerk off so much when I was

1:33:18

a kid just to take the fucking

1:33:20

top off, you know? Like

1:33:22

you go over to a girl's house

1:33:24

and fucking, like you're fucking, Their

1:33:27

parents are upstairs. They're 12 steps

1:33:29

away from you. Right. So you're

1:33:31

it's like It's kind of a

1:33:33

blue velvet thing, you know, it's

1:33:35

like you had to go in

1:33:38

and know and be ready to

1:33:40

go and you had to do

1:33:42

another like she couldn't sell you

1:33:44

couldn't fucking sell right Like it's

1:33:46

a no sell Right, but you're

1:33:48

looking at each other. Yeah,

1:33:51

but you're putting each other

1:33:53

other over on your by

1:33:55

the eyes like Huh? Huh?

1:34:02

Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

1:34:06

So yeah, God, man. But so anyway, my

1:34:08

mom's, you know, she's telling my brother, oh,

1:34:11

she's such a nice girl. She comes

1:34:13

over, she's so polite. And

1:34:16

my brother will tell the story, you

1:34:18

know, he's going, and they're

1:34:20

fucking her. base

1:34:24

here dossier in high school was

1:34:26

she gave the best blow job

1:34:28

I can fucking like that was

1:34:30

that was her fucking that was

1:34:32

her claim this is the most

1:34:34

thing yeah she gave a great

1:34:36

blow job and my brother's like

1:34:38

yeah in real polite mom gagging

1:34:41

on your fucking son's hog I,

1:34:46

I, hey mom, I'm going to go over to

1:34:48

Leah. Almost said her name. I'm

1:34:52

going to go over

1:34:54

to somebody's, Larry's house

1:34:56

after school. That's fine.

1:34:58

She's a nice girl. Yeah. Give

1:35:01

her a little reverse. Yes. I

1:35:03

didn't want to tell you this, but the big surprise

1:35:05

is next week, I'm going to do this is your

1:35:07

life. We're bringing them all on. So

1:35:09

we're, we'll get all the, we'll get

1:35:11

all the stories. My brother fucking will

1:35:13

listen to this lap his ass off.

1:35:18

Um, we should before sunrise,

1:35:20

we should talk about the

1:35:22

Saturday night's main event that

1:35:24

that didn't we cover it

1:35:26

with Jesse? We covered

1:35:28

Jesse. I don't know

1:35:30

that there was D .B. Ossie. Alundra

1:35:32

Blaze was there. Hatsaw was there. Dory,

1:35:35

Tali, Arne, Mark Henry.

1:35:38

Yeah, they brought them all out. Yep.

1:35:42

I do love something I've

1:35:44

always consistently loved about. The

1:35:47

more contemporary WWE product

1:35:50

is they always do

1:35:52

pay homage to the

1:35:54

product I watched as

1:35:57

a kid. It's

1:35:59

a reason for me to tune

1:36:01

in the network when it was

1:36:03

a thing. Always

1:36:05

had the old school stuff on

1:36:07

there too. Always connected to their

1:36:10

history. except,

1:36:12

I guess, this week, if you're Hulk

1:36:14

Hogan, because he was pulled from the

1:36:17

event. Now Meltzer claims, I have to

1:36:19

put this up front, that this was

1:36:21

not due to the booing in Los

1:36:24

Angeles, or there was some

1:36:26

weird shit I read that he didn't want to tour.

1:36:29

I heard he had some problem

1:36:31

that Hulk pulled himself. The only

1:36:33

thing I saw was that it

1:36:35

was a family issue. Yeah, I

1:36:37

heard that. Well, you

1:36:39

could say anything, but of course, speculation is what

1:36:41

they told them just to say that because

1:36:43

of what happened in Los Angeles. I

1:36:47

don't think so. There's

1:36:52

no reason for me to let

1:36:54

my brain even go there. If

1:36:57

it says he had family problems, I

1:37:00

hope everything's fine. Well,

1:37:02

of course, of course you do

1:37:04

but leave it at that like

1:37:06

when you first hear it Before

1:37:08

there's any explanation. I didn't Hogan's

1:37:10

when I first read that Hogan

1:37:12

wasn't gonna be on I said

1:37:14

well, obviously it didn't go over

1:37:16

well last time then I saw

1:37:18

the Statement he said there was

1:37:20

a family issue Which could be

1:37:22

true But I don't think I

1:37:24

don't think you put out a

1:37:26

lot of fire fires on speculation,

1:37:28

but no, but Meltzer confirmed that

1:37:31

it did not have anything to do with that. That

1:37:34

it was legit, I guess. He's

1:37:37

got to fucking legitimize the Winehouse story

1:37:39

before I fuck him. I'm

1:37:42

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bottled. The

1:40:12

Kevin Owens Cody

1:40:14

contract signing. moment

1:40:18

there the Do I

1:40:20

hear my wife's take

1:40:23

on that? What

1:40:26

was your wife's take on

1:40:28

it? She

1:40:31

said Well, the first thing she

1:40:33

said was is is that does

1:40:35

that's it like things is that

1:40:38

the star? Because you

1:40:40

know who Cody was meaning meaning

1:40:42

Kevin Owens. Yeah, because I said

1:40:44

no, why? She goes because he

1:40:46

has the belt you had Was

1:40:48

isn't that the top belt because

1:40:51

she doesn't watch And Joe and

1:40:53

I said no I said that's

1:40:55

the angle and I kind of

1:40:57

explained the WrestleMania 10 where the

1:40:59

two I see things and I

1:41:01

said they ended up in the

1:41:03

ladder match at WrestleMania said they're

1:41:06

gonna end up with a ladder

1:41:08

match at the Royal Rumble and

1:41:10

Then Sean you know Sean came

1:41:12

I thought that that was so

1:41:14

brilliant to include Shawn Michaels. A,

1:41:17

we're in San Antonio. So of

1:41:19

course, you know,

1:41:21

the hometown thing. Right. Maybe

1:41:24

he should have sold Pearl

1:41:26

beer. But

1:41:29

uh, but

1:41:32

uh, I

1:41:36

watched it, you know, it's

1:41:39

really hard to sit back. especially

1:41:41

when like, again, another, you know,

1:41:44

another one of your brothers is

1:41:46

on TV. And

1:41:49

like, his song,

1:41:51

just, you know, the

1:41:53

first two, before it

1:41:55

even goes into the,

1:41:57

the crowds explodes. And

1:42:01

he comes out and just, you

1:42:03

either got it or you don't and he

1:42:05

does. I mean,

1:42:07

you know, and. Fucking

1:42:10

I mean he looks like

1:42:12